The Creep Off - Episode 246: What a Time to be Alive!

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

This week on The Creep Off, Karl and Vinnie dig deep into the dark side of presidential power, nominating the biggest creeps ever to receive a pardon! In Karl’s Cop Cam, things take a wild turn with a woman who may need an exorcism—and her spineless boyfriend who isn’t much help. Plus, the Scum Parade features a Japanese teacher/bartender, a menace to man's best friend, and a crash course on cult-starting you didn’t know you needed. Don’t miss this creepy, cringy, and hilariously twisted episode!The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Check out the Scum Parade stories: Mugshot of woman accused of locking her 7-year-old daughter inside dog cage for hours as punishmentFour years of probation for instructors at academies who put saliva an | SportsChosunHouseguest from hell strangles friend's dog, then scatters dismembered remains in Westchester County: DAMelbourne doctor formed cult before using god-like status to rape members’ children | Victoria | The GuardianDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

New Year, same hacks, baby. Hackamania's coming up, Carl. Back to the hack. In fact, new and improved this year, no Ray DeVito. But they added Cardiff. New and improved. New and improved. Did you know that if you go to hackamania.com and you use the promo code creep, you could save 10% off your tickets for Hackamania, May 9th through 11th in Fabulous, Las Vegas? And you really should be doing that.

We're going to have a blast this year. I was very happy to find out that the creepoff promo code was used in the top four of all the podcasts on the show. So you creepos are coming. Let's do a green out. Help us beat Kayling, please. Physically. Or are we talking about with the... No, no, not physically.

Oh, okay. Just check out. I don't need help with that. Yeah, she's kind of a badass. All right, let's do our show. Attention parents. What you're about to see. is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive,

and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Go on now. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to the creep off the show about

creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And let me start off with the hearty. Excellior. True belief. And let me introduce my co-host. As always, it's hot cucka-c-c-c-carl.

What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Thank you for moving the show for me today. I was not well on Mondays. We had to do it today. And thank you for doing that for me. Because, you know, I came to you and I said, listen, a little under the weather. I'm going to do my best. And you came back and said, buddy, we'll just move it.

And I went, oh, yeah, that's good. And I got to lay in bed for a few hours. Yeah. So I appreciate that. Yeah. everybody was saying that it was very shameful of you to skip the creep off and do point dabblepoint well i disagree i'll tell you why that's the commitment i make to the creep off that don't come in half-assing this shit point down point totally different story but the creep off i'm going to be prepared

i would be ready to go with a great show like i had prepared for us today viny well carl i'm glad to hear that you're prepared today because you said you had two extra days to prepare um but i will say this. I did offer everybody, so don't get too mad at Carl. I did offer because I felt bad. He sounded really bad, and he never does that. I don't. I'm not a calling to sick guy, Colin sick guy, and I was so out of it. It was past 11 o'clock, and I had not gotten any prep worked on. I'm just staring at the screen like, uh, okay, I don't think this is going to happen. Well, I'll tell you what, I am a calling sick guy, so I'm leaving. Fair enough. Fuck it. I'll take over from here, buddy. All right. Go get them, Tiger. Carl, the last show we did was

creep of the year it was a big episode it was i mean it was really legitimately i saw people on reddit trying to call you out for not going after eso and stuff like that just this week yeah and it makes me wonder what else had vince the lawyer say yeah i know he apparently didn't watch the creep off this week that week but uh i will say this folks this was a heated battle it's woke dad versus eso dough and here to tell us who the winner of creep of the year is it's Danny Danny Readin results Oh dandy

Please won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon Danny Danny That body's so uncanny Boy smooth like lamb and shandy Oh yeah she's my creep girl What's up guys Danny I have to tell you

You look lovely today You were distracting me backstage During the beginning of the show just now A couple of distractions over here Oh yeah Oh yeah With me or the baby well i'm talking about where the show started the baby was out of the picture carl was

half erect when he saw that baby all right i'm not he's so i'm gonna start that rumor right now that's what carl meant by that everybody he was distracted not by danny's pendulous breasts he was distracted by a baby carl's like carl's like carl come over here i want to show you something i'm like i can't get up right now vanny i'm sorry he did come up but he had a book in front of it i wasn't holding on to it it was amazing Yeah. It wasn't a big book. Folks, I'm ready to hear the results. Danny, are you ready to let us know who the winner of Creep of the Year was?

Of course I am. It was very close. We got 55%. The winner is Carl Hamburger. Oh! Oh! Let's go! Three in a row. row that is shocking to me that's shocking to you yes that's three in a row baby no i am shocked

he's the creep off comeback king club his foot i've ever seen watch him rock a cowggy string makes my eye sting calls the comeback king it makes me question the people who watch and participate in the show and where they really are at you have a guy who's just walking around fucking money and being a pussy on the internet about the disadvantaged children. And I got to have a guy who's going to ruin his wife's life and get federal charges on her and just completely get her as kids taken away. Didn't you get an update since your presentation on ESO? I did.

Yeah. Because there was supposed to be the sentencing. Yeah. And it has postponed. Yeah. So it has been postponed sometime in January. I would like to thank Carlos Danger for reaching out to me with so. new information.

Supposedly, this is being delayed because his wife is accusing him of rape. Whoa! Now, I am... Things are getting worse. I read through this the other day, and I forgot to look at it. I would have been ready to discuss it on Monday, but, you know, Carl's a pussy. So he apparently got a bunch of letters from his family. There's a summary, there's like a judgment guideline or sentencing guideline that's out

there where he's looking at about five years even though he could get up to 20. Okay. And Eso got a lot of letters from people in support of him and that he's a good guy. Who are those pieces of shit? I'm guessing like, you know. West Siders. Yeah. His family and people like that.

So she has submitted it. Hey, can you tell that Brad to shut the fuck up? We're trying to run a professional show over here. Get it a pest. All right, daddy. Go take care of your baby. We can't be a part of neglect. We can't allow someone to neglect their

child. We are not Patrick Michael. You are the best. Great job this week. We love you. Thank you. See you soon. Yeah, I don't want to listen to the baby. Oh, I don't want to listen to a baby. So, she apparently is saying that

I was accusing him of rape now and that that should be taking account into the sentencing guidelines. Well, that's a whole other trial. Right. I don't understand why this would delay anything. I don't know how it affects anything. I'm trying to say that Shulies, one of the people who wrote the letters of goodwill for Issa. I do not believe that's true.

It wasn't Bob Levy either. Is that Mike Morris? It wasn't Mike Morris. I don't know. So, congratulations. I guess you piece of shit. You win. Can I tell you the real reason why we didn't do a show on Monday,

now that we've played out this false narrative that I was not feeling well? And that I was nice to you? Yep. The real reason is because this past Monday was not a super chat Monday. We like our shows to fall. on holidays. Today is Super Chat Wednesday, everybody. And we are here to celebrate Super Chat Wednesday with you and Dan Tanner. Newest member of the channel. Remember, if you become a member of this YouTube channel, you get a bonus episode every week. And by the way, this

Friday coming up, making an appearance on the show, Carl, Mr. Jim Florentine's coming back, finally. Yeah, Jim Forty's going to be on the show. On the bonus show, we do those every Friday at noon. Those are live for you. Yeah. So in a day, two days from now, you'll have a brand new, fresh episode to watch if you remember rock o war b two thousand two thanks for the five bucks speaking of creepy i listened to the tony hawk episode what's up with the horse guy he gave me weird mr hand vibes yeah jason ellis is all kinds of fucked up and he really did a number on his own show i forgot that he's still around yeah yeah he's been around a long time now i think he did stand up at helium he was talking about how he had um he was going to the comedy store after the podcast to do a set or two

Oh, lucky audience. Eb Nye, thanks for the 499. So props in this week, Peter Yarrow, writer of Puff the Magic Dragon, and so-called Child Confederate President Carter, who pardoned him, died happy, 2025 Free Scotland. Yeah, we're going to be discussing him in a few minutes. Yeah, so because we were supposed to do the show on January 6th, we are talking about presidential pardons today. Yeah, so just a reminder, this is how this show works.

Carl and I are each going to present a creep. And at the end of this, you're going to decide who brought the creepier creep at the creep off.com, and we are each rewarded and a point accordingly. So right now Carl's in the lead. He's got three. I have two. First person, two, five wins. Loser spins the dreaded wheel of consequences behind me.

So, Carl. You want to ring the balance out of the competition, you piece of shit. Let's go. My creep joined the military in 1999. His name is Eddie Gallagher. By September of 2018.

Back in 2017, Sorry, buddy, didn't realize that was a video. All right. Go ahead. Back in September of 2018, he was charged with 10 offenses under the Uniform Code of Military Justice. In the most prominently reported offense, he was accused of fatally stabbing an injured 17-year-old ISIS prisoner, photographing himself with the corpse and sending the photo to friends. Sounds like a cool guy.

What's the problem? Let's get started. I have some clips on here. My first couple clips are from YouTube. named Donate Operator. My clip number one, we're going to see how they came across this 17-year-old ISIS survivor. I am immediately going to subscribe to this guy's channel. I'm digging the stash. Back in 2017, during Chief Gallagher's last deployment ever before retirement, Iraqi forces called in an airstrike and obliterated a 30-plus man group of ISIS fighters that they had been

in a firefight with for several days. One fighter estimated to be between 15 to 17 years old was the only survivor. The survivor had been shot or taken some tramnel to the legs, or both. Either way, he was in pretty rough shape when an Iraqi journalist interviewed him. Okay, so you just saw it there. They blew up this compound with 30 ISIS fighters in it. 17-year-old boy comes wobbling out of the wreckage. Like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? A 17-year-old ISIS fighter? Yes. Okay. Comes out of there. And what other buddy Eddie do? My clip number two get an idea of this. Now, here's where the story gets a little muddled. NCIS was told by three witnesses that Eddie just walked over to the injured fighter and started stabbing him

the chest and the neck. Let me read to you what Wikipedia reports. They say that Khalil Jamal Abdullah, a captured 17-year-old fighter of the Islamic State, was being treated by a medic. According to two seal witnesses, Gallagher said he's mine over the radio, then walked up to Abdullah and allegedly proceeded to stab him with his hunting knife without explanation. Gillinger and his commanding officer, Lieutenant Jake Portier, then posed for photographs of them standing over the body,

with some other nearby Seals. Gilliger then texted, text messages a friend in California, a picture of himself holding the dead captain's head by the hair

with the explanation, good story behind this, got him with a hunting knife. Now, Vinnie, this seems horrific because what you're doing is you're fueling the terrorists. This is the picture

they're trying to paint of Americans, that they're bloodthirsty, that they're awful people that stab a 17-year-old and pose for pictures. Eddie Gallagher, it sounds like he's bloodthirsty.

And, uh, right is exactly that. And so they brought him on 60 minutes, and I have a clip from that interview in my clip number three. Oh, no. You went out 60 minutes. Yep. There's a drone over this page, this kid. Over the next few hours, the team mistreated the body, buzzing it with a drone, posing for their own trophy photos, then for a group shot with Gallagher front and center. But you knew this was wrong. It's wrong. I'll say it's wrong now. I've definitely learned. Learned my lesson. It's, uh, yeah, it's distasteful.

Well, it's more than just bad taste. It's against the law of war. It's illegal. I'm pretty sure I'm the first person ever to go to a general court martial for it. We're taking a picture. It's been done on previous appointments. Oh, his justifications, yeah, we're all doing this shit, buddy. What's the problem here?

Oh, you're mad at me for doing it? Like, everyone's doing it. What are you going to tell me next to my ear necklace is a problem? Get out of here. Now, you might remember that when I set this up, I said that he was charged with 10 offenses.

Uh-huh. So let's talk about these other charges in my clip number four going back to you donut operator. So aside from the ISIS combatant who died, what else is Chief Gallagher being accused of? Aggravated assault for shooting a male non-combatant, aggravated assault for shooting a non-combatant female,

discharging a firearm at non-combatants, discouraging other seals from reporting him, using painkillers and possessing Sudinon-250, which is testosterone. The Navy Times stated that NCIS agent Warpinski was told by several sills that the chief often missed due in part to a poorly maintained rifle and they didn't tell him because they thought it was a way to protect the civilians. How funny is that?

The guy's rifle is not working well and they're like good because all he's doing is shooting at grandmas out there. Don't give him a new rifle. That's fucking guy. See, that's a deterrent what he's doing and that's called strategy, Carl. Is it? Well, let me read what Wikipedia has to say about it. This prosecutors alleged that Gallagher's sniper work

during his 2017 appointment became reckless and bloodthirsty. He fired his rifle far more frequently than other snipers and the other snipers in the platoon did not consider him a good sniper as he took random shots into buildings. Other snipers said they witnessed Gallagher

taking at least two military pointless shots, shooting and killing an unarmed elderly man in a white robe, as well as a young girl walking with other girls. Think I can hit the one in the middle? Huh? You guys think I could hit the one in the middle? And then, you know what he'd do? He'd fire and that he'd hit her

and then he'd look at them and go, Oops. This fire. Whoops. Whatever. He's right now points on his little card. He's got like little notches at the stock. Kielger allegedly boasted about the wars of people that he killed,

claiming he averaged three kills a day over 80 days, including four women. That's pretty good for a guy who's not a very good shot. Gailger also was reportedly known for indiscriminately spraying neighborhoods with rockets and machine gun fire with no known enemy force in the region. This guy's having a fucking blast. You know, like when I hear about the whole. Wars of war in Afghanistan and Iraq. There's some people who really enjoyed their time there. This is better than going to Disney.

And those are the people I'm glad we sent there. Oh, yeah? Because it's better to have them running around doing all this shit over there than over here. You know, you dig? Isn't that funny? So that's the opposite of the message that the government tries to give. It's like, well, better that it happens over there than those ISIS fighters come here. It's like, no, no, no, we want to get our Americans over there doing that shit

rather than in the streets of Los Angeles. It actually works out better. imagine if you could just make the army a gang It kind of is I know but like really sell it that way Get them cool bandanas or something And make them play capture the flag As they're murdering Afghanistan

Afghanistanis I should say A charge of obstruction of justice Was brought against Gailgar For alleged witness intimidation According to the claim Gilger allegedly threatened to kill fellow seals If they reported his actions The Navy cited his text messages

As attempting to undermine the investigation with messages sent to pass the word on those traitors meeting cooperating witnesses and to get them blacklisted within the special warfare community. So the jury gave Gallagher, who had already served the maximum prison time for his charge, a demotion from Chief Petty Officer to Petty Officer First Class. This was lighter than other potential punishments, such as an other than honorable discharge. President Trump congratulated Gallagher on his acquittal over,

Twitter. Now this is where it gets interesting, buddy. So he was found not guilty. Well, he was found guilty of sending the photo around. And they actually, because of the way that the trial went, nobody wanted to testify, I guess this guy, because as you saw, there's a lot of witness tampering. Right, right. So all these other seals who had been complaining, and there's a lot of them, as soon as it came to like, all right, it's time to go testify, I guess the guy, they're like, no, no, I don't know. I didn't see anything. Never mind. Forget it. Well, because they're honorable people, those seals. In November of 2019,

President Trump announced that Gallagher's demotion would be reversed. A week earlier, Navy Secretary Richard v. Spencer had sent Trump a note asking him to not intervene again. This would result an improvement of Gallagher's pension and retirement benefits.

So, in other words, if he's not demoted, then he gets more money and better benefits. So following his acquittal, Gallagher spoke publicly about the case, appearing on Fox news without authorization and using social media to describe his superiors, including Rear Admiral Green, the newly installed commander of the SEALs, as a bunch of morons. Green ordered Gallagher's case be investigated by the Trident Review Board in order

whether Gallagher should be stripped of a steel trident insignia. Okay. The official symbol of certification within the naval special warfare seal community. Green noted that seals with criminal convictions almost always lose their Trident PIN. On November 21st, President Trump tweeted, the Navy will not be taking away warfighter and Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher's Trident PIN. This case was handled very badly from the beginning. Get back to business. Those morons of the Navy will not be overturned it.

Right. So Trump took the side of this guy who's just spraying villages, just Rambo style, just losing his mind. Oh, that's cool of him. And so that's my creepiest man who's been pardoned by the president. So he was actually pardoned? Yes. Wow. Correct. So, yeah, so he's got full pension, full retirement benefits, honorable discharge, all of that.

Now, I'm going to go ahead and tell you, Carl, I did not realize you were such a flaming heart liberal attacking the military like this. Listen, my angle is you're fueling the enemy when you do shit like that. Mm-hmm. You know, like when the whole problem with WikiLeaks was that. that video where the guys are, like, taking target practice from the drone and just blowing shit up and laughing about it. It's like, yeah, yeah, that's what gets more terrorists.

That's the exact thing. That's a recruitment video, you idiots. You're not wrong there. But, you know, this guy was just doing his job, Carl. So, you know, whatever. Oh, Casey makes a good point. Carl, you're an idiot. You know, wait from the pores out of the shell.

You're not guilty. I should just make a good point. Carl, let's talk about my creep, shall we? His name is Peter Yarrow, for those of you who don't recognize the name. Maybe you will recognize his voice. Isn't this lovely, Carl? This fucking vanilla ice cream bullshit folk music. He set the stage for,

singing songs about getting high. I mean, Snoop Dog wouldn't exist, if not for Peter Paul and Mary here. Please, Carl, please. For those of you don't know, Peter Yarrow was the third of the group Peter Paul and Mary Travers. They were

most famous for doing sanitized versions of Bob Dylan's songs and other real artists. Their towering achievement was Puff the Magic Dragon, which I knew as a kid from the 1978 cartoon that sucked. Do you remember that, Carl? Do you remember that, I do remember that, yes. So as their fame grew back in the 60s, they mix music with their political social activism, Carl, which is really important to the story.

In 1963, they marched with Dr. King in Selma and in Washington, D.C. They participated in countless demonstrations against the war in Vietnam. They sang at the 1969 March on Washington, which Mr. Yarrow helped organize while campaigning for 1968 president-candidate Eugene McCarthy, whose niece he married. and by the way he was 31 and she was 20 in October of 1969 now they were caught up to October of 1969 a few months before their wedding

something happened in August Carl a woman named Barbara Winter well I shouldn't say a woman I should say a 14 year old named Barbara Winter and her sister who was 17 were attending church in D.C. And at the time Yara wasn't down to perform some concerts

okay Okay. So Winter and her sister, a massive fan of Peter Paul and Mary, met Peter on the street, and he invited her to his hotel room. What could go wrong? Yeah. So he said, come on up later and I'll give you an autograph. So he did not know the 14-year-old was coming. Upon arrival, they rang up to his room. They let him up. When he answered the door, he was naked. Okay. He answers the door naked for this child.

This is 1969, okay? It's the horniest year that ever happened. Now, the 14-year-old says within minutes, Yarrow made her masturbate him until he ejaculated, and the victim said he stopped short of actually trying to have sex with her, and I have audio of him giving the other sister the autograph. Splat! One of the guy. Motherfucker made the 14-year-old sister jerk him off to get an autograph for the big sister. Well, he's probably actively doing it at the time, so he's probably, you know, pretty much ready to be done,

just had to top him off a little bit. Jesus Christ. He told her that she had to keep it a secret between them. Six months later, this kid was so traumatized, Carl, she had to tell somebody. So she tells her friend, and you know how rumors go in school, you know, in elementary school, hey, did you hear Barb's fucking Peter from Peter Paul and Mary? Yep. And that gets around the cafeteria.

And eventually the parents find out about this. What a slut? All I did was jerk him off. I'm not a slut. Yeah. It was a butt. I didn't take my clothes off. It was a dry hand job.

You guys, don't be so prude. It's 1969. Oh, man. So the parents get involved and they put in a complaint and he's arrested and he ends up getting convicted. This wouldn't have happened to Paul McCartney or John Lennon. He had to write better songs. That's the problem here. This is the crime.

Or write a song. Yeah, you need to write some songs, buddy. You will puff the magic drink. Great, dickhead. And I also like this picture. I put of him on the screen. That's him with this nice children. book that they made.

He enjoys the company of children. Yes, I'm aware. What's the problem? This fucking ghoul. So it's not exactly clear how many other claims against this guy were brushed under the rug because we're talking like over 50 years ago. Yeah. But the Cincinnati Inquirer posted an article around 1970 when he was sentenced that

said that a similar charge against Yarrow in Cincinnati was ignored about three and a half years prior to that. The father of a 15-year-old. girl had signed a complete charge in Yarrow that took indecent liberties with his daughter when the singer appeared at their music hall in October of 1967. So he was going around fucking teenage girls and doing shit with teenage girls, man. So he gets sentenced. Which would be fine if he was a teenager. Sure, but he's 31. That's the problem. Right. That would be the problem. So he's sentenced on September 14th, 1970 to one to three years in prison for this. Okay. Let me just stop and say

of all the touring musicians of that time whether you want to look at like Led Zeppelin you want to look at Aerosmith Fast forward red hot chili peppers All of these guys have written memoirs About fucking teenage girls He made a 14 year old jerk him off In front of her sister

You think that's the creepy part The sister was there? I think that he did this a lot And I think it's really fucked up Yeah, yeah, yeah So I'm just saying if you love Jimmy Page Both for Carl Keep on. This guy is such an

he is so unlikable and i'm going to explain why in a second but he gets one to three years in prison now again his uncle-in-law is a sitting senator his father by the way is a d a in new york city and all of a sudden out of nowhere the judge modifies his sentence to time served he ended up serving three months nice of the one to three year sentence that that's justice baby he's back on the road with Peter Paul Merri in like six months. I think you nailed a dude. What a time to be alive. You're right. Ten years later in 1980, after playing countless shows for Dems and raising money for all

these people, he wrote a letter to the Justice Department, Jimmy Carter's Justice Department. He said he wanted to have his civil and voting rights restored and also that he soon would have to tell his children now aged eight and nine about his conviction. Good. And yeah, fuck this guy. I don't want him voting. Agreed there.

Now, he goes, this is what he said in his letter. I'll quote it to you. It is my hope that they will see a balanced picture. One that understands their daddy did something very wrong, but also one that asserts that their daddy has also done much for society to help eliminate want and equality where he saw it. A presidential pardon would help my children to understand that society has forgiven their father. Oh, won't somebody please think of the children?

He thinks of them too much. Much. A pardon might offset the sense of shame that they will inevitably feel. You would make this potentially painful time easier for the whole family. You know, you know, I just realized, Minnie. What? I can't believe I have this because I didn't know who you were bringing as your creep. I actually have audio from that fateful day in the hotel room. Really? With the 14-year-old how did you get that? I know, this is crazy. Look, he fucking knotted all my fucking leg. She was very upset. I forgot about that. I'm mad at myself for forgetting about it. that clip.

God damn it. He's not it all my life. He's not it all my leg. Very distraught. Is that the sister or the I can't even tell? A number of prominent Democrats supported Yarrow in letters to the Justice Department, which reviews pardon

request and makes recommendations to the president. The mayor of New York City, John Lindsay, action director Sam Brown and Mary King, Deputy Director of Action, and former Senator George McGovern of South Dakota Why do politicians get involved in shit like this? I'm like, what did this guy do? He had a 14-year-old jerk about, but yeah, I got no comment.

What are we doing? McGovern in particular is one of the liberal Democrats for whom Yarrow did fundraising a lot. Of course. Described him as a moral, conscientious law-abiding citizen who had given his time and effort generously for the betterment of society. And on Jimmy Carter's last day at office, Carl, two things happened.

You ready? The American hostages in Iran were freed And Peter Yarrow got his fucking pardon Wow The only one in U.S. history Wiping away a conviction for a sexual offense Against a child The only one

Escape scrutiny when it happened Because all the shit went down in Iran The Washington Post did not even write about the pardon Until February 7th of 1981 And it was in the Metro section I saw a great headline recently After Jimmy Carter passed It says Jimmy Carter just made Joe Biden

the worst president alive, the worst living president. Yeah. I butchered it, but you get, I mean, they both are cool with just fucking pardoning people who don't fucking deserve it for no goddamn reason. Now, here's a fun fact. I believe it was the New York Times got a hold of him and asked this fucking Pito if he was relieved with the pardon. And you know what he said, Carl?

Listen to this quote. It wasn't relief, he said. I wouldn't use the word relief. I would say I felt honored with a certain recognition. you feel honored that's not a recognition it's not a presidential medal it's not the kennedy center awards you idiots fuck this dude car what an asshole what a recognition i got so it was all that's one way to spin it though that's almost errant imhold asked when he was talking about anthony talking about the other day just like ah

it's amazing the guy loves me dude great fun fact it was all pretty much forgotten it got wiped under the rug up until about 2004 just like peter paul and Mary. It was forgotten. Correct. Correct. It was all pretty much forgotten about 2004 Republican Pete Sessions, the Democrat Martin Frost were running for Congress in Texas. And Sessions, or Martin Frost was the incumbent. He was also one of the authors of the federal Amber Alert anti-child abduction legislation that got passed in Congress. So he did a lot to protect children. But he kind of fucked up because he set it up so that Pete Sessions could run this ad. Let's listen in to a daily lesson from the Martin Frost School of Ethics. Okay, class, today's lesson is about relative ethics.

The first rule is, it's only wrong if I get caught. Can you repeat that? It's only wrong if I get caught. I love political ads. Again now. It's only wrong if I get caught. That seems to be the motto for Congressman Martin Frost. Martin Frost brags about his work to protect children, but then Frost invites a convicted child molester to Dallas to raise money for his campaign. Frost only canceled his fundraiser with the singer turned criminal after he got caught. And Martin Frost still hasn't given back the money the event raised. Pete Sessions won. You are fake news.

How fucking funny is that? That's a great ad, yeah. Dude. But once you're pardoned, can you still call him a convicted felon? Doesn't that wipe that away? I would call this guy convicted child molester until the day he dies, which was Tuesday. Now, fun fact, Carl, do you remember back in 2019, the New York Child Victims Act.

I don't, but please. Well, it was that law that allowed for civil action over acts of child sexual abuse committed long ago for a period of two years, beginning from August 14th to 2019. It was basically the reaction to the Me Too movement. Right. We gave you this two-year window

where you could bring lawsuits where we're waving. When you remember that you didn't say yes, and that wasn't the best night of your life, right? Right. And his ease I'm sorry, he's just like, what the fuck? Now, Peter Yarrow told the New York Times in 2019, I fully support the current movement's demanding equal rights for all and refusing to allow continued abuse and injury, most particularly of a sexual nature, of which I am with

great sorrow guilty. So he's like, I think this is great that these people can sue. When shock or guess who got sued? And the second of, I'm sorry, February 24th, 2021, a woman named Deborah Martin filed a case against him, a lawsuit in the New York County courts. he met his accuser who was a fan of his music several times at his band's performance the suit says he kind of took an interest in her and what they called a paternal way he uh would talk to her send her letters and stuff and eventually he convinced her to run away from minnesota and come meet him in new york at a lower east side hotel where he straight on raped her the suit says

the following day you're ready for that sure she came only from minnesota and then said no pretty much weird well she was a child yeah but still i feel like she'd be given off some vibes like i thought you were into this like kind of traveled a far away oh fuck the following day he uh bought her a plane ticket this is the audio of that peter yarrow did okay we're gonna get uh struck i really fucked this up today the accuser has been suffering the effects of yarrow's rape ever since the according to the suit every time she'd puff the magic dragon she'd get into the fetal position every time she heard lame guitar and folk music she'd start twitching me too i'm telling you is there anything worse than that particular just like there's great

folk music i'm sure i haven't heard a lot of it that stirs me or moves me in any particular way but what peter paul mary did was just fucking a glass of milk yeah it's just straight up garbage fluff boring and they didn't write a lot of their own shit they suck i'm not even sure why we're supposed to be voting for you now just because we hate peter paul and mary yes that's another reason and carl hates the military fair enough so he did apologize he said it was a real an era of real indiscretion mistakes by categorically male performers i was one of them i got nailed i was wrong i'm sorry for it that's what he said so he died i was going to do this presentation on monday and then he died on Tuesday. He died yesterday? Yeah. Well, that's fun. He legitimately

dropped that. So him and Carter, both of these two creeps finally got justice, everybody. How old was he? 87. He had bladder cancer. Wow. Yeah. So fuck him. He made children jerk him off. And then Carter thought, because I like his, I like their vanilla music so much. It stirs me. I got to give him a pardon. What a piece of shit. Well, go vote at the creepoff.com for you thought brought the bigger creep, either Eddie, Gallagher, whatever Vinny brought. Peter Yarrow, you go vote now. The poll is up.

All right, Vinny. We are celebrating a holiday today. It is super chat Wednesday. We never celebrate this holiday. This is exciting today. And everyone's celebrating with us, like, What Not Chaser. Lady Kay, Eddie was found not guilty. You're smearing an innocent man.

Yes, but I explained why he was found not guilty. And he was found guilty of taking the photo with the chung, which he saw in 60 minutes. You're going a long way, Carl. I brought evidence. You're going a long way to. smear an innocent war hero. I brought evidence. Labrame Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. Have you been on social media? U.S. is bloodthirsty. Agreed.

Isolito R. Thank you for supporting my wife who covered up CP for eight years. So this is VTM. Oh, is it? Yes. And VTM is keyed in on your presentation of ESO and doesn't understand the format of our show and all. So he took it all out of context. We're just like, can you believe what these guys are saying? It's like, yeah, yeah. It's called the creep off. Welcome. Come on in, Vince. You might enjoy the show. Yeah, we don't take life real seriously. It's fun. Yeah, it's way easier this way. You know, they say it's easier to laugh than cry. Yes. And more fun. I used to Alino again, Hero Wife had kids with me after discovering my CP. Jesus.

Oh my God, tell the 14 year old story again, but slower. That's funny. I'll give him that one. I'll give you that one. Rock Award B. You should have some fun with it here. That was his definition of giving her an autograph. Yep. Splots! A little map of Hawaii for you. My favorite author, the three years prison is excessive. Hmm. The vote is dealing with two kinds of body counts. That's true. That's a very good point.

Yes. All right. I think we got one more. Here we do. Rock or B. Thanks for the 10 bucks. The why I hate this album podcast nailed it on the head when they talked about Aerosmith.

They referred to Stephen Tyler's underage girlfriend as his sex daughter. And then my next door neighbor had a daughter with a favor. And I gave her just a little kiss like this. splot it's wild Carl I read that book when it came out I used to really like Arrowsmith back in the day they were great back of the day

yeah and I read their book I believe it was called Walk This Way when it came out and when you get into that chapter I was like a high school going what the fuck there's a lot of perks to be able to play good guitar works that's how I know

nobody nobody really reads these things because they still had a career after that it's incredible Labrador Mystic, thanks for the five bucks. Wait, so Vinnie's Creep literally died the day after he was announced to be Vinny's creep. Holy shit, Vinny has powers. Yeah, don't get on Vinny's bad side.

This is something that I've worked, by the way. It's fine to get on my bad side. And you know what? I will go ahead and say this. I am thinking about it. I did call, I did say a lot of good things about Esau's wife. I understand love sometimes Trump's common sense. But yeah, it's really fucked up to cover it up for a long time.

You don't do apologize to Vince. I'm not apologizing to Vince. I'm just saying he actually makes a good point. We are constantly building up the scum of the earth on this show. It's what we do. Oh, Crayon Jen. Carl and Vinnie explained if you support Esau's wife. I just did.

Yeah, that's... I don't. Another Vince. I don't really support anybody. Give us a fuck. All right, Carl. We celebrate scum on this show. I don't know what else to tell you.

Don't say celebrate. Jesus, Carl. Oh, I celebrate scum on this show. That's fucked up. All right, Carl. Let's do, uh, I think it's time for some cop cam, is it? Let's do it. I can't wait to see

Cause Cockham Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause Cop Cam Lose all your rights Ruin your life Now Vinny I think you set this over to me So thank you I appreciate

I don't know who sent it to you But what we're going to see here Is there's a mom Out on a The lake and she's boating with her boyfriend and her children and she has children with two separate baby daddies and the police come up on their boat

and say hey time's up with the kids they're supposed to be back with their fathers now because they have custody and we need those kids and the mom does not handle it well well it's very weird that they got on a boat and tracked down the family yeah you don't see this every day this is fun

you definitely do not day on Lake Shatak in Wisconsin, where one woman's temper is about to really rock the boat. Listen, sit down and talk, okay? I'm telling you to sit down and talk right now. Dude, yeah, and you're telling you're taking my kids, but you don't even know their dad's name. Maybe I spoke on the father's name of the caller, but both fathers, I spoke both. Why would you call the dads with my children? They called us.

That's why we're here. She's not so bright. Wait, why are you calling my kid's dad? no ma'am i don't know who you are i don't know who your kids are we got a call and now we're enforcing the law so here's what i think's happening here and it's one of the most annoying things in the world as women go i didn't know why would that she's just stalling for time yes she damn well knows what's going on oh she's a piece of shit and we're going to find out there's a twist in this one but first uh let's talk about these these police officers scaring the children these poor children

my lawyer said i get them until the day that's on my phone you're looking at 34-year-old Alicia Orzel, a mom of three, who was just informed that both of her kids' fathers have called requesting the children be returned. They can't just come and get them. I need my... That's like this, isn't that like a civil matter? I have... That's between you and the courts.

Yeah, I have a kid. I have a kid. Stop yelling. You don't even know the name of the children. Stop yelling right now. Sit on. Sit down and talk. No.

You're scaring the children. You're scaring my children. You're scaring me coming here telling me. You're going to take my children. kids and you don't even know the name of the dad do you see the body language of the boyfriend by the way the face is blurred out but this guy who's sitting to her left our right of alicia is just face in the palms of his hands head down like oh god he's seen this so many times play out he is very beaten down he is a beaten down man and yes this woman does look a lot like april hemholt

oh wow if i had to paint a picture of who she resembles most uh yeah so midwestern blonde white trash lady nailed it all right well uh clip three we're going to find out something interesting police know the man seen here with alicia is allegedly behind the initial reports let's see what he has to say ted do you know why we're here you can speak up too sir oh look at that because i'm pretty sure you know why we're here. She's giving him. If that man seemingly unwilling to fess up, Alicia decides it's time to make a phone call.

I'm calling my lawyer. That's fine. But we're going to take the kids now. Yes, we're not. No, you're not. You guys have life jackets? Can you grab your life jacket? We'll get this straightened out when we get back to the house, okay?

We're going to the house. Did you see the look she was giving that guy when they're like, hey, Ted, you know about this. You know why we're here, right? And Ted's just like looking down at his shoes like, I don't know what you're talking about, officer. Ted looks frightened as much as you could tell. Yes.

You can't really see his face, but his body language tells me that she rules the rooster. Now, if there was something seriously going on and like this guy knew she was in the right, like if I knew that I don't know, this is his girlfriend, right? Right. Yeah.

If my girlfriend's kids or whatever the fuck, don't tell my wife, my girlfriend's kids are about to be taken by the police, I would step at and say, hey, officer, could you please just explain everything to me and I'll help facilitate everything that's legal. I know all about the schedule. She's supposed to have the children right now. I don't know.

This could be a misunderstanding. Yeah. And you would try to get involved in a polite way. Instead of sitting there with your head in your hand staring at your feet. Okay. So clip four, she tries to put up a flight, but it does not work. Uh-oh. Okay. Well, they're going to come with us now. Oh, they're not going with you now.

Oh, you see, if you obstruct and resist us, We're going to place in handcuffs for your children. You don't want that, okay? Police decide they've had enough and bored the pontoon. Elisa, you're going to go in handcuffs. I'm the pontoon. Come on. It's okay.

You guys can come across. Come on, guys. You got shoes and stuff, bud? You got shoes and stuff, bud? You know, I can hold your hand here. I'll step right down for me. There you go. I'm sorry, brother.

Maybe you should know what the fuck you're going to say before the fuck you come here, come in here saying the wrong name of the fucking dad. You piece of a cop. Sorry I'm a spoke Alicia. Yeah. I'll help the other one put that orange one on here. So she's clinging to this thing where they didn't have the father's name right when

they first came up. And she's like, acting like that gets her out of whatever she's doing. Yeah, she's grasping at straws. She's like one of those idiots who gets evicted from their apartment in court videos. And they're like, uh, there is not a comma here. My middle initial is, right. And they have it as D.

you know, fuck off. You tell them that these kids have been through traumatic things before. They're like, we're not to put you in college. They're like, Mom, I don't want to see that again. Stop, please stop cuffing my mom in front of me. That made me feel so bad for that little girl. I just wanted to go on the boat, Mommy.

We were having such a fun day. And then you fucked up again, ma'am. All right. My clip number five, so the police go to the house to get the kid's stuff. They have to go back to her house where she lives with her boyfriend. Okay. I thought Greg was coming up here, and I would get to say goodbye to my kids.

Here's the deal, ma'am. If you wouldn't have acted the way you did on the boat, we would have done that position. Obviously, none of you're not letting you say, come. Ma'am, if you wouldn't have acted that way on the boat, we would have let you, we would have brought them here. We would have done whatever we needed to. Police are able to get most of the kid's stuff, but a missing booster seat soon reopens a can of worms. Okay. So now the police are just there trying to get all this stuff.

This is not their job at all. Right. Trying to get this stuff with the kids. So they can transport that. The kids can spend the time with their fathers. And this is where we see the boyfriend come out. And what a pussy this guy is. Clip sex.

Officers grabbed the booster seat and return to talk to the man. You can't get out of here, man. Yeah, she's got to go. She's storing my house. I'm down two TV's in a bunch. Starring your house. Yeah. Okay.

I mean, the sparkling glass in the bedroom. What she says? I got she's on. Because she hit you? Yeah. When does she? She hit you? Yesterday morning.

This morning? The driveway. She was throwing the ox there? No, she was using him as last house. Oh, rocks. Okay. You've been there. I'd really not get involved in this time, man, so be ready for this.

She's got to go. Come on. We're not trying to take her anywhere. We just... There's a problem here. We can't leave you with it either. Yeah, I think... Does she have somewhere she can go?

No. One of these vehicles is hers? Yes, but she won't leave. So you want her out? Yes. We can get her out here for you. If that's what you want, we can have her removed. Yeah.

Do it. She's going to come back, and she's saying to kill all my family at least a dozen times. How afraid of this woman. This woman is not a big gal. He's like, keep it down. Do you want us to remove her? Yeah, but then I got to relocate. You put me in the witness protection program or something?

She's going to find me. Can you guys do me a favor and just shoot her? Can you actually she's coming at you with a knife or something? I'll put the knife in her hand. She's just going to do it. to keep coming back. There's fingerprints all over. She's using the knives all the time.

There's fingerprints all over them. Yeah, she's like a Terminator. So this is hilarious. So now we're finding out, it seems to me that he knew the kids weren't supposed to be with her. So he calls the cops or maybe he called the baby daddy and said, hey, maybe we should get the cops involved. Because he just wants to get rid of this bitch. She is a problem. So she does what any 34-year-old woman would do in the situation.

she calls her dad my next clip what are you guys doing in here we were just here dad right now Ted is probably trying to tell me I'm not stable in the house and there's two cops at the door

so they're probably getting ready to take me that is not what's going on that I need you guys to go that's not how this is going to go and walk away grab your stuff just go home like your dad's

I got a problem, guys. Alicia makes a dramatic exit, but police aren't far behind. Okay. So she obviously has to talk to her dad a lot, who probably has been for 34 years encouraging this behavior and creating this monster that we're looking at right here. Well, I'll give him some credit. He gave her the right advice. Stop it. Get out of her.

And leave. Yes. Grab your things and go. Wow. But he wasn't surprised when she's like, there's two cops here. And I think that they want to take me away. just like, all right, so here's what you're going to want to do. They'd rather than just be like, what, that's what?

What do you mean? What did you do? You know, as he knows the drill. Yeah, he's definitely not taking, doesn't sound like he's taking her side. He's like, shut your fucking mouth. Yes. All right. All right.

This is where you're going to get very upset by clip number eight. Don't hit my dog. Oh, you bitch. I am talking to my dad for a second. Then talk. I'm going to stand right here. Will you do it? Whoa, kicking the dog

No, drag her out Drag her out Time for the baton No, no, no, no Hold on Maybe she has a good excuse My clip number nine For kicking the dog

Yes, maybe All right You were kicking The dog was in my face Okay Let's see the dog got up into her face What do you want her to do? The dog was fron

This woman is about five seconds away from tucking herself in between the toilet and the wall so they can't get to her. I don't know. With her dad on the phone. She is psycho. Look at that photo right there. That's out of a horror movie right there. You see that thing in your bathroom?

Oh, the jump scare. The power of Christ compels you. Alicia. So she's given a choice. They say, okay, grab what you need for tonight or we'll take you with us. That's what the police say. Just grab what you need for tonight. We're not sitting here.

here while you grab everything that you've ever left to your boyfriend's house. Grab me a need for tonight or we're taking you with us. So she says, all right, fine. I'll grab what I need for tonight. How does the cop not put cuffs on her for kicking the dog? You just abused an animal. Dude, they are so patient. It's ridiculous.

This is such a waste of resources here. Alicia starts to gather her things with one item taking high priority. I need some medicine. I need some. It's straight care. Yeah, I know where my... He was in your way. He was in your way.

Just train that. Such a bitch. Am I allowed to take any of the weed or no? There is none. Oh, you. We're not allowed to possess it. What it is? Oh, my God.

I hate her so much. No, I'm getting half my weed. You're not taking it with you. Well, actually, technically, it's not mine, though, so. It doesn't. matter whose it is you can't legally possess it police follow the suspect into the basement where she continues searching for the marijuana in front of police despite it being illegal in wisconsin she's something else huh what a narc what a fucking dark she's trying to get in

trouble yeah she is yes for sure she's an asshole all right well this continues out she continues to press their patience here in my next clip. I'm flabbergasted at that. I hate her. Tubbs, Ted. We bought tubs. Like, what the fucking lit on it? You need to stop yelling.

Is he retarded or he doesn't understand? We bought tubs. We bought tubs. This is your last chance. If you continue to yell and swear, you are going to go into custody. I've had enough. Swearing?

Yes, I've had enough. Get your stuff and let's go. I'm getting my fucking stuff. I'm allowed. to swear it's you are not this close yeah get your stuff i i got in trouble doing the same you do i mean i got hurt doing the same you do get your stuff i'm getting my stuff quit telling me to do it honey i brought tubs oh now you want to take it see it's supposed to be grabbing just what she needs for tonight and just get your shit demanding they'd be bring tubs out so you can grab her entire wardrobe

and the police are like wow what are we doing here and you you can tell she's a child. It's right, my French pit, man, I can do what I want me. It's like, um, ma'am, I don't know if you realize who has the guns and the cuffs on them, but it ain't you. She don't care. Well, she's going to care because the police finally lose their patience on my next clip. He don't get in trouble for all the money.

He has, but I get in trouble. That's so funny. That's so typical, you guys. Wee. Huh. If I wanted you to be in trouble, I had took you to jail a long time ago. You're trying my patience. Yeah.

Get your stuff and let's go. Do you not see me getting my stuff? I told you to get your necessities. And I'm getting my, you see my necessities? That's not necessary. My medicine? My, my, my stuff from the military? That's enough.

We got a kicker. We got a kicker. Back up, back up. Yeah, yeah. Boy, a taser. after Alicia allegedly hit one officer multiple times. Turn over onto your belly now. Yes.

Put your hands behind your back. Hands behind your back. Hands behind your back. I have to say the baby that was crying earlier on the show when Danny was here was way less annoying than this bitch. Yeah, Lady Kay is annoying. Way less annoying. Not the baby.

Oh, you're talking about me now. A little bit. is what this is why this is why skinny white women are terrifying to fuck with when those legs start going you can't get a hold of those things they can kick they could flail wasn't it Johnny Furica our buddy the

ex-RPD who told us like those those skinny white chicks are the ones you have to worry about the most a couple bonus episodes ago we watched this woman who is trying to sneak into a nightclub and the cops immediately put her in cuffs because they knew a proud they just had the experience I knew something was about to happen to this woman.

Well, Johnny even said that. He goes, no, a woman like that you have to cuff immediately. He didn't even see the video. And then later on, they take the cuffs off. And she jumps like a can out of a corner. Rouching tiger, hidden dragon, through the air. Yeah. She was running.

And she made it through the bars as they were closing it as clawing. Yeah, you got to watch that one. That was a great bonus episode. It was a great one. All right. So finding the taser comes out. And now, of course, she's being, she's the victim again. She's got a medical condition here.

Vinnie? Oh, yeah, it's sanity. You're not supposed to take somebody when you have all the medical conditions. You're not supposed to punch a law enforcement officer either. I was getting my car! What do you have? What do you have so I can let the ambulance go? A bad attitude.

Dad, this is the second time they jump on all over me. she calls her dad back again would she dialed with her nose apparently this was the second time this week that this has happened to her from what i gathered let me tell you how happy i would if i was that boyfriend i'd have been standing by they didn't use the taser on her i would have been standing behind the i go do it do it she's gonna jump me a taser i got this are those legal i could give you some weed if i like how she goes you can't taste it when it was a medical condition like okay what's the medical condition

so that we can tell the ambulance when they arrived. She's like, I'm not talking to you. Okay, so there is no medical condition. That's what I thought. Right. One more clip, I know. Let's find out what the charges are for this lady. Alicia Orzel was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer

and misdemeanor disorderly conduct for domestic abuse. You're right? Yeah, I'm good. A couple times. Rowan's right here a couple times in the back, but I'm good. Ian should be just about here. I'll have him follow you up. I say, if you just get her there, I will do the rest.

And as for those. children. Yay! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! All right, cool. You guys want anything to drink?

You sure? Okay. That nice officer took them to get ice cream while they waited for a guardian to arrive. I hope one of those kids is wildly allergic to dairy and just starts having seizures and the cop didn't know. It's all over the back of the car. And that that woman is in the right and she gets to sue all the cops after that. Oh, my God.

No, we don't hope for that at all. That woman is a problem, but let me ask you about Alicia that we just saw there. Yeah. Would you? Three kids and a boyfriend. Well, the boyfriend's out of the picture now at this point. Right. I'm just saying one night stand.

I'm not talking about long-term commitment. I don't know. I feel like I would notice crazy eyes like that. I think she'd be wild. Before anything gets that crazy. I think it'd be worth a one-timer. No. I think it would be wild.

Not at all. Don't exchange phone numbers, but you know what I mean? I'm a happily married man. We are all happily married men on this show. Damn straight. Carl, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's that? Are you ready for some voicemails?

I am. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Seven local students were caught changing their school grades in the district's computer system. Students would have gotten away with it had they not misspelled C. C as in C-U in Syracuse It says here you got an S-E and Jim See, I would think they'd get extra credit for knowing how to do that Yeah

Wow, you're actually very smart It confused at the teacher Give yourself whatever you want, actually So Carl, do you remember on our last episode Somebody called in who said that they're related to a woman we featured in the skump Raid who murdered her husband Who shot down her husband in front of court, yeah Yeah, so he called back

I believe his name's Wesley Hey, Vinnie, this is Wes. I called you and left you the message about the lady that shot her husband. I heard y'all talking about it on the end of the year creep off. It's not a huge story.

She's her aunt, which is how I'm related to her. I've only met Tanya, which is the woman that shot her husband maybe four times in my whole life. And she got in, they live like 100 miles away from where I live in Central Michigan.

there down south in Popperville. Central Mississippi address. She's going to be up this way. We were having a little family get together around that time and asked her I take her to the range because she knew I went to the range of light and stuff and show her how to use her new pistol she just bought. Wow. And so I did.

I don't know how I said she got 10 times because she was a terrible shot. I know. never had to, like, go to court or anything. I did talk to the cops after it happened and told them, you know, that we went to the range and stuff like that, and then she told me she just bought the gun for protection. But if you want to even know anything else, really isn't that much else. But my number is 6-0-1-5-9-. Don't leave your phone number on the voicemail, sir.

You're calling it to a show, sir. You're calling it to a show. Okay. We see your number when you call in also, but thank you. Thank you. Sorry, I didn't even realize I was in that. Yeah, the last person did that was Heather. left a voicemail for WTP with her full phone number.

Jesus Christ. It's fucking people. That's wild, though, so he barely knows this woman, teaches out to shoot a pistol. She takes that knowledge and goes and kills her ex-husband. What a life. Mississippi's wild. Yes, it is.

All right, next one. The biggest creeps of 2024, I really thought you guys were going to do a bit and do Aaron Himmel versus Napricata. and when Carl said he uh he's a my creeps a real brister i got really excited i was like oh my god they're doing it this great that would have been a good uh seriously though that daniel guy woke dad i forgot how bad that guy is uh vote up woke dad he's he's you you might have forgotten how shitty woke dead is thank you very much vote voted up that would have been yeah

that would have been a uh a fun thing if we did dick ricaena versus aaron impold for sure Sure. Yeah, but I mean, too on the nose. Yeah. All right. Here's someone yelling at me for being stupid. Okay. Firstly, B-E-X-A-R. It's pronounced a bear. It's derived from Spanish. Secondly, that story from last week about the woman in Bear County who drowned her fetus in a waterburger bathroom, I've actually been to that water burger. It fucking sucks. Not surprised that kind of stuff happens there. Normally, I'd try to defend the honor of Waterburger, but not that one. Take your lungs.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. This show is amazing. We talk about a woman who shoots up her ex-husband. The guy who taught her on a shoot is on there. We talk about a woman murdering or fetus in a watermelonburger bath or someone's like, I've been to that place a few times. Food's not great. Well, since Daniel Alexander, by the way, silent shape.

Since Daniel Alexander woke dad is now the creep of the year of 2024, we're calling him Scam Dad. Scam Dad is very good. I was on with the Drew Lane show yesterday talking about this. Of course, we cover on WATS. We are spreading it far and wide that Dan Alexander was raising money for this RCO for children that turned into a

pottery studio for him. He could sell mugs out of his coffee truck. We were funding his new small business. We didn't even know it. It's easier than taking out a small business loan. Yeah, you have to give it back. That's what makes it easy. And nobody's tracking it.

I have a voicemail for us. Hey, guys, there's all this talk about who to or not to vote for at the creepoff.com. I've personally never voted at the creepoff.com, but I feel like I should. So before I go and vote, could you tell me which candidate is the more punk rock vote so I can cast my vote accordingly? Thanks. Call me back. I mean, I'm obviously way more punk rock over here.

You and your surf rock bullshit? Sir. Neither of us are very punk rock. It's not a punk rock show at all. We're a couple of dorks. I have one other voicemails. This is for Danny. Danny, listen up.

Hey, there, Carl. It's Nick calling again. It's put a creep off, though. In honor of Danny quitting cigarettes, I'm going to do a cigarette in luck being because I think that shit is weak. I know she quit him while she was pregnant, but fuck that shit. She should go back to smoking. Why give up joy in life?

You still listen to fucking John every day, so why are you herding in peril? being her, I can't talk because I'm retarded, eroding her, quitting cigarettes, dumbass, video. That's what happens to you when you smoke cigarettes. You become very stupid. Yep.

That's a good point. So quit. Got a consequence idea. It is go to a medium and, like, shit on everything. Neither of us would fit in a medium, sir. I think he needs a psychic medium. Oh, okay.

That means that'll make the rest of the call make sense to me. Okay. To a medium and, like, shit on every point that they make. Do you have an uncle? No, I don't have an uncle, actually. Do you have a... Wrong. ...close to you who's passed away.

No, actually, no one in my life has died. Ever. That's funny. Something like that. It could be kind of fun. You're a real pain in the ass. You know, Carl, I think it's a good time to... bring this up. Okay. Because this guy's bringing up consequences. Have you scheduled your waxing?

I have not. I need to do that. Yeah. I'll get on that. Because, you know, I was looking on Amazon and there's ad home kits we could get for you. And I was thinking maybe it'd be fun, like on Friday's episode of Florentine if we were just to wax up your chest and just have you rip it off yourself. Just do one patch yourself. You don't have to go in there and have them do the whole thing. One patch yourself. You got to pull it off yourself. Let's, let's analyze what Vinny's saying right here. Vinnie's the one who wanted me to dress up in a cow bikini and hired a professional photographer to take photos of me in a cow bikini.

Now he's saying, I should have done that for Danny. Why did I hire the photographer? Now he's saying, oh, you can I get your chest wax? Can I do it please? No,

I didn't say I would do it. I said I would do it. No, no, no, no, no. You said I would do the first one. You said you wanted to do it. No, I don't want to touch her. I do not want to touch your chest. No.

When you asked me to be on the show, the creep on. No, no, Carl. Was this a chance to get to my pants? Is that what this is an elaborate ruse To get with me You do this all the time Vinnie are you trying to get in my pants You dance around

You do your thing I know Carl Take me up to eat first No Carl I'm telling you no It's okay if you are I'm flattered You're such a pervert

Seymos 4044 Thanks for the five years Vini should have been on the cover Of Punk and Disorderly That's right No effects That should have been me Punk guy

Now let's see That was all the voicemails I had That was fun Great You ready for a scum Parade, Carl? Yeah. Scum parade.

Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. You know you want to hit Reels cabin out there.

You know what to put Reels up on the screen. I don't talk over the screen. scumprate song, Carl. I think you want to put Reels up on the screen there. Vinnie is sweet on Carol? Yes, Reels. That's what this whole thing has been this whole time. I just found out.

Reels, let me tell you something, my friend. The amount of sexual harassment that I've endured since the start of the grief off. Oh, okay. Why? Because of our results, girls? No, because you nutted on my leg at one time. Look, he fucking nutted on my fucking leg. That is Vinny's voice.

I'll give it to you. It's fucking horrifying what I put up with. You know, it's even more horrified. This woman. When you start off in Houston, Texas today, we're getting the first look at the woman who police had tied her seven-year-old daughter up and locked her inside a dog cage for hours

as punishment for misbehaving at school. That's not the riddler from Penguin Season 2? If you say so, I didn't watch Penguin Season 1, so I don't know the reference. Rose Marie Anderson has been identified as the 55-year-old mother of a 7-year-old. So she was 48 years old when someone. somebody knocked her up.

She's currently facing two felony charges, unlawful to strain injury to a child. According to the court documents on December 13th, just days before Christmas, Anderson locked her daughter in a dog cage. The only positive I could see from that is she put the dog cage next to the Christmas tree. Oh, best him.

Yeah, for the kid to look at. That's nice. But the officer said the girl's arms were zip tight and her mouth was duct taped shut. It also alleges that the mother would often kick the cage while the daughter was locked inside. So what's the issue here? Is the duct tape?

Is that the problem? The zip ties and the cage. Oh, all those things. Oh, all those things that you shouldn't do. Yeah. So I don't know if you just zip tied the kid. If you'd be in trouble, it might be the combination of all of them. We don't have to call it a dog cage.

What if you call it like a kid cage? I would say if there's not a dog in it, you can't rightfully call it a dog cage. It's my daughter cage. I don't have a dog officer. I don't know what you're talking about. I put my daughter in her daughter cage. What? My daughter's room?

You're talking about? We're poor, okay? maybe you grew up in a bedroom my daughter is a cage for a room is that okay with you i'm black what you want wow the officer said anderson was disciplining her child for misbehaving in school now if that's the case this is a classic case of government overreach car correct because bad journalism yet again did she learn her lesson we don't know i'd like to know did this tactic work should i be putting children in cages it worked for obama right that's what i'm saying and trump they both love it. Yes. Okay, so Anderson is currently being held. A kids in cages rally after this.

I'm an activist on this subject. More kids and cages. I was going to get that t-shirt made. Anderson is currently being held a jail out a $40,000 bond. That's ridiculous. What did she do? Well, Cher kid was home where she knew where she was. Yep. Good parenting. I don't know. Let's talk about a guy in Japan, Carl. They didn't release his name, but he's in his 20s. He was sentenced to two years in prison and four years of probation for mixing urine, saliva, and body fluids into beverages and bottled water for female colleagues at the school that he went to. Now, I have to say, the headline just said saliva and bodily fluids. They really buried the lead. You get to the article, you're like, oh, he was pissing in this stuff.

Okay, well, yeah, that's pretty gross. That's bad. Yeah. Now, and bodily fluids, urine, saliva, and bodily fluids. Whatever that means, pus, I don't know. I know what that means. I think it's number three. They don't say number three, but it could be.

It could be. Okay. According to the indictment. It's hard of stir number three into the drink, though. It really gets noticed. It floats right to the top. So. Those are the marshmallows.

He worked as a part-time temporary instructor at this school. He was found to have mixed foreign substances into drinks and water bottles in the waiting room and bathroom of the Academy for the past four months. Foreign substances were made. mainly urine, body fluids, and saliva. So it's come, dude. It's got to be calm. But then they were taking a cell phone before putting them in the bottle. Huh.

So he was taking pictures. This was the translation. He was taking pictures of him putting shit. Of course he was. He was getting excited about it. It was found that some female employees did not drink because they felt the taste was strange. Wow. The water tastes like pissed today.

Did you notice this, Becca? Yeah. And Becca's just like, I love it. I don't know what you're talking about. It's fine to me. Fine by me. Honestly, this could be like some new. modern

this can be some new modern dating show thing where it's like you know all the contestants now drink this beverage like did you like like nah this is not for me and the next one's like

hey it's not that bad it's like hey it's this guy's urine you guys win a date go get a steak it sounds like a Japanese game show I think it might be right it could very well be it's fun for everyone involved

welcome to piss come or saliva yeah so the defendant acknowledged the prosecution a diamond and aimed to satisfy his sexual desire. He said, yeah, I did it because I got off on it.

And at the same time, he claimed that his father who lived with him was mentally stressed out. Yeah, it's Japan. He's like, my dad's stressed out. Yeah, I would imagine if he asked a question before he drinks anything out of the fridge, I would be a little stressed out too. Also, all dads are stressed in Japan. If they're not, they're not working hard enough.

Good point. Maybe your father should work harder, son. The court sentenced him to two years of prison, four years of probation, and ordered him to ban access to a Academies and the victims. He's not even allowed to call to say, how you doing? Really? Yeah.

I missed that old bartender we used to have here. That wasn't a bartender. Oh, it wasn't? He was supposed to be a teacher. Oh, shit. Well, then, why was he mixing me drinks all the time? Yeah, why was he always at the water cooler with this? The victims were traumatized, and some of them were reportedly being treated

in hospitals. Oh, come on. Get over yourself. Agreed. Fine. Hey, Carl, have you ever had a bad house? Did you see a girl died from Bukaki? Dude.

What? I just found out. about this. I had lunch after we did our bonus show. We did a great episode of actually the worst one yet, of Thunder and Paradise. Last Friday. It was one where Hulk, the sting, and what's the other guy, Jack Lemons kid? Brew. Yeah. The three of them were in a life raft. Having knob flashbacks together. Having knob flashbacks to try to do serious acting for 40 minutes. It's brutal. Anyway, Not the point. The point is, so we go to, I meet up with Lucy Tightbox, trucker Andy, producer Chris is there having lunch.

And Lucy Typebox shows me that a woman just died in Japan drowning in a Bukaki film. Could you imagine? This thing is going to sell for more money than any other Bukaki film ever. Yeah, I've never heard of a snuff Bukaki. Right. I didn't mean either. It's combining two different things here. Casey Extra says that would be a glorious.

glorious death. Right. This one gets it. Yeah. Good for you, Casey. Good for you. You ever had a bad house guest, Carl? Oh, I sure have. How's that going with that Airbnb of yours? Great. Those people are all wonderful. Have people had shitting on your walls and pissed it in your pool? No one's shit on the walls or anything like that. They just leave us nice little notes in the guest book. It's great. All right. Well, I guess there's a guy named Benjamin Taylor. He was arrested for a disturbing crime, but he was quickly set free because the aggravated cruelty wasn't eligible under state law. But I'll, explain to you what happened. This is a new Milford, Connecticut. He's staying with a 40-year-old man inside of a apartment. He allegedly snatched up his pure-bred English bulldog named Bruno. And then he strangled Bruno

to death. And then he chopped up Bruno and do multiple pieces, legs, and then torso and head. I got to hire this guy to take care of my neighbor's dog. This is the guy I need on the case. My neighbor's dog never shuts up.

Sorry, guys. I know we all love dogs on this show, but when you're trying to sleep at 7 a.map, it's not great. The dog just senses evil. He's trying to warn the neighborhood about you. I was sleep in bed. Yeah. He's trying to warn everybody to get out before you wake up. So he then allegedly dismembered him in an especially depraved manner, severing all four limbs. They found the dog's torso inside a five-gallon orange bucket stuffed into a dumpster on second street in New Rochelle. His head and two legs were separately found. inside a brown cardboard box left in another dumpster on Union Avenue. They'll never know this is the same dog.

They don't think there's multiple dogs that are dead. I don't understand the point of any of this. That's what I'm saying. Like you murdered the dog. Are you just trying to cover it up? Ripping the limbs off? No, you're putting the dog in more hiding spots. You know what?

I'm not going to put the dog in one spot. People want to find out put the dog in a bunch of spots that someone will definitely find. Surveillance video from the apartment shows title leaving the apartment holding both the orange bucket and the cardboard box. whoopsie So the ASPCA officers immediately launched investigation and obtained a rest warrant for Tyler He turned himself into police on Monday

He was charged with the sickening crime He was arraigned the same day And he was also released on his own recognizance Good It's probably just this one dog was pissing him up I don't think he's going around Ripping legs off of dogs everywhere, right? Dude, how would you kill an English bulldog

Could you imagine trying to strangle one of those things Their necks are bigger than my leg Yeah, also it was a purebred like those are the expensive ones you can't do that very expensive yeah it's one thing if it's a rescue you're like whatever we'll go get another one man no big deal you know it's just a dog but a pure bread someone got from a breeder those are expensive dogs there's a lot of thought and effort that went into that dog's creation and you sir yeah are liable it's fucked up and you can't just go planting them around town they're not going to grow more maybe that's what he was going for could

be this dog's amazing i want four more of them carl let's go to uh australia shall we yes Let's talk about a Melbourne skin doctor named Pradeep Disignaki. Now, he established a Buddhist Christian cult in the Windsor-based Melbourne medical skin clinic that he worked. Melbourne. He returned from a trip to Sri Lanka in 2016. He began to preach, eventually establishing a sect that blended Buddhism and Christianity, like I said. I call that bullshit, by the way. You can't blend Buddhism and Christianity.

That'd be like blending Islam and atheism. yet like these things don't work together yet this guy did and people went for it all right here's what the here's the thing about starting a cult and doing it the right way please explain okay and I've thought about this a lot because this is how I'm going to go out how to start a cult do it the right way the Christalia story please

Defini Paulino story I don't want to start a call when I'm fucking everybody's kids I want like consenting adults like a harem okay and like you know nothing crazy yeah a normal sex call like a normal sex call right but the thing is you have to teach stuff that sounds like stuff they've already heard. So you put a little Buddhism in there, a little Christianity in there, a little bit of this. Like, oh, yeah, I remember hearing that, and it rings true to people.

That's the key that they do. That's why they use Buddhism and Christianity, because it rings true to some people and makes them think, oh, maybe this person does have the new revelation of what God wants in my life. Interesting. All right. I'm going to start my own religion then with that knowledge. I'm going to combine Scientology and what's another first? fun one that's out there.

Catholicism. Definitely not a fun one. Definitely not. What about the Harry Christas? Okay. Can I combine that with Scientology or something? Robs? Robs in science.

That's cool. It's like you dress up like Vulcans from Star Trek. Everyone knows a lot of science in Scientology. Yes. Yes. Perfect. So he comes back. He's preaching to all these people and he told them where they should live, how they should

raise their kids, demanded hourly text messages praising. him. And he basically made them treat him like he was their God prophet. So it really is like Christalia. Very much so. His followers were forced to seek permissions for everything. They did, including showering and leaving home. They were made to kneel when he entered their homes. Men were instructed to stay together at one house and woman at another. Parents had to relinquish the parenting of their own biological children and the parent, their cohabitants children instead. Weird. The doctors assumed a god like, the doctor assumed a god like status the court decision said, which gave him access and control to two 12-year-old girls

who were the daughters of his followers. He was found to have sexual abuse both repeatedly over a period of months, including during the December 21 trip. When will there be just a virtuous cult leader? People like, hey, did you rape my daughter? Like, no, no, no, she's not into me. You know, I'm not trying to force anything here. I didn't feel a connection. So I wasn't going to make a move or anything like that. Dude. Yeah, but you're the cult leader. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, come on. She's, you know, she doesn't find me a try to. I mean, I don't. Can't help that? Here's the thing, man.

Like, the parents think this guy's God. Yeah. And he's like, fucking their kid. Not great. How do you think Mary's parents felt? Well, okay. Good point, because we're in the Bible to say sex with underage girls is wrong. It might be encouraged.

I'm not a scholar on this subject. Yeah. That's a good point. But I'm pretty sure that underage girls have sex all the time at the Bible, biblical times. All right, Carl. Well, I guess the Bible says it's okay. speaks to me. I don't know. What can I tell you? Vinny? I think you're going to get a cult faster than me. So during one, this one trip in 2021, they went to purchase supplies to help members

of a sect paint a Melton home. So he takes, he's like, yeah, I'm going to go get a handy from these two on a way to the paint store. Right. It's fucked up. On other occasions, abuse occurred in hotel rooms and at a car garage. He later told psychologists that he raped the girls to teach them, quote, how to respect the Lord. Smart. And he said his desire was to fix his victims by showing them love the court judgment said he said he did not derive any sexual satisfaction dude from this abuse now that's the biggest bummer of all for the victims of rape like yeah actually i wasn't even that into it the rape it was like you weren't into it what were we doing that i i wasn't into it what the fuck i thought i was doing i thought you were

into it the court found this claim quote delusional and chilling yeah okay The complaints were vulnerable young girls whose families were in the thrall of the respondents. He used his position to influence the facilities and to the complainants and exert influence over them to commit the crimes. Vinnie, what you're reading right here is three or four paragraphs of the judge explaining why what he did was wrong. It's like, yeah, no, no, no, we got it. You don't have to explain any of this. By the way, he used his authority to have intercourse with 12-year-old girls like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all bad. But for open prison.

His defense was he was in some type of a religious fog. I was in that on Monday That's why I didn't come in to do the show Yeah it clouded his ability to recognize the Illegality of his actions According to his lawyers Either way He has been convicted

And it's not great Very good You know what is great Is Super Chat Wednesday I think we gotta get caught up We sure do I missed a couple They were coming in after

Labron Mystic Thanks for the five bucks Oh yep we got that one Crayon Jen Carl And Explain your support for Esau's wife. I actually think Eso's wife is worse than the woman that we saw in that cop cam video personally.

Wow. That's what I think. Ah, you're going to know over the top now. That one we hadn't read yet. Eso, wife, and love, would you say you victim blame? A victim blame. Oh, I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself. A victim blame.

Oh, I'm sorry, but. Rusty's A you sort of deserve this Hughie Entertainment, thanks for the five bucks Yo, Vitty, I'll say it like him Yo, Vidi, I can't, never mind You gotta get way drunker Yeah, I'm sorry, I need a few more drinks How career cosplay, Ben Stiller from the Royal Tennebombs, Google it

I know what the Royal Tenen Bombs says We've seen the Royal Tenen Bombs and yes You want to talk some jive, I'll talk some jive Like you've never seen, Hughie Hughie, good to see you, buddy Nice to see you, pal Happy New Year Yeah, those are

those are all of our scum parade stories today what a fun episode this was today this really was a great time please go vote at the creep off once you've heard uh you know both of our presentations and uh vote vote early but not often that's right roll one time please please vote someone in the chat was saying hey vini has 50.2% of the votes because we have to go through a process of taking out the fake votes yes so what you see on the website is not always what you see and trust me that pisses me off sometimes because i'll go on see i'm up like 62 percent and then i come here and the review girl or results girl is going uh carol was like what the yeah the voting is handled independently of carl and myself correct

it's handled by the oracle who by the way guys having a rough time shout out to alex uh he lost two uncles this week two of them one week man i'm sorry buddy so to you that alex we love you bud uh we'll talk to you the rest of you soon on friday with jim florentine on the bonus episode so if you're not a youtube member that's fine but if you're not a youtube member that's fine but if you If you want to get some merch and also get the bonus episodes, find us on Patreon. There's links on the creepoff.com where you go to vote to all of it. So that's that, Carl. Are you ready to get out here?

Yeah, because I got to do WATP with Adam Bush at 5 o'clock. Dude, did I tell you I'm doing shows this weekend? No, what are you doing shows with? I'm doing shows with Jay Shandra Sikar from Broken Lizard. Oh, right. Yes, that's cool. Super troopers, all that stuff. Great, dude.

By the way, a week from tomorrow, Joe Madder Reese will be. right there. On the other side of this wall. Yes, the other side of that wall. The other side of the wall where the wheel of consequences is Joe Metter-Ease will be right there. And I have to tell you, Vinnie,

I was surprised by this, everyone wants to go. I think we're bringing the whole crew. That's great. I'll be here with you. We'll have a great old time. Awesome. In fact, I believe your brother

may have already purchased tickets. My brother is going. It's my sister-in-law's birthday. So this is what they're doing for her birthday. Hysterical. You get your tickets for that at Carlsoncom. Until next time,

it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia Gia. I'm