The Creep Off - Episode 247: Baby Back Ribs

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

Karl & Vinnie are back after a week off with a brand-new wild card round episode! This time, the guys go head-to-head, nominating the absolute WORST of the worst in an unpredictable, no-holds-barred showdown of creeps. Who will walk away with the crown (or the shame) in this heated battle? In Karl's Cop Cam, we meet a young woman at McDonald's who seems disturbingly proud of herself for all the wrong reasons. Then, the Scum Parade delivers another parade of degeneracy featuring father/grandfather in one horrifying combo, courtesy of his daughter’s child. White girls who think they can get away with literally anything—spoiler: they can’t, and a drug rehab counselor who thought moonlighting as a crack dealer was a foolproof side hustle.It’s outrageous, cringeworthy, and guaranteed to make you feel just a little bit better about yourself. Don’t miss this week’s episode of The Creep Off!The score is currently tied Vinnie 3 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week!Check out the Scum Parade stories: Drug Counselor Busted For Selling Crack Cocaine To Undercover Cops | The Smoking GunGlamorous Catholic college students lured soldier via dating app then wrongly accused him of being a pedophile | Daily Mail OnlinePolice warning over 'immense threat' of Satanist terror group targeting children online - as teenager is jailed after youngsters sexually blackmailed | Daily Mail OnlineDad found guilty of raping 11-year-old daughter: OH officials | Miami HeraldDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

We're going back to Vegas, Carl, May 9th through 11th, buddy. Have we told anyone about that yet? Multiple times. Oh, good, yeah, yeah. Hackamania, hackamania.com. Promocode creep for 10% off your tickets. You know, you really took the lead there with the WATP promo code this week. I saw that. I did, yes.

A lot of people are using the WATP promo code, which is completely stupid. No, it's more fun. It's a... Could you help this show out a little bit, you son of a bitch? It's a lot of fun using WATP as the promo code. Don't use WATP, use creep. Fuck you, Carl. Creep is one extra letter.

You want to be more efficient when you're getting 10% off. You're a real sack of shit. Either way, we're going to have fun in Las Vegas. Hope to see you there. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive. and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Full speed ahead. Ola Creepos. I did it again.

Welcome. I did it again. I was watching it too. I was sitting there watching it. You're just hovered over that mute button, not even thinking about the loop button. Sure wasn't like a big dummy. We took a week off.

Vinnie's a little rusty. We'll get back into it. Don't worry, guys. Vitty is sick today, folks. My voice is going. I feel terrible. But you know what? I got to tell you something.

There was no way the people's champ was going to miss two weeks in a row. it wasn't going to happen. Oh, so you wanted to celebrate the bills with me today on this victory Monday. Yeah, I would like to celebrate old Butterfingers Mark Andrews. Fuck, yeah. MVP. Our new MVP is Mark Andrews.

I hope a fucking bus hits that guy. Lamar, did you hear Lamar Jackson in the press conference after that? I, he was screaming about him and cussed. Motherf-frey goes, these shitty turnovers. He was actually pretty magnanimous. I'm sick and tired of this shit, was the quote. I don't think that's true. Yes, it was.

Yes, it was. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the creep off the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host. My name is Vinny. Let me give a big hearty shout out to the true believers. Excelsior. True believers.

And join me in the studio, you know, as always. It's hot. Cicacarro. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino, and all the creepos out there? I just want to give a quick shout out. Thank you for joining us. You know, we were off last week. and the week before that was a Wednesday,

so we're back on our regular schedule. But what we haven't done is missed any of our Friday bonus shows. We did one with Jim Florentine just a couple of weeks ago. That's fantastic. It was very, very good. And the one we did Friday was great, too. A lot of creeps going around. Yes.

So if you're not on our Patreon or sign up for our YouTube channel, I encourage you to do so. We do a bonus show every Friday at noon. You can watch or listen any time thereafter. I would also like to remind people of something that's going to be coming up this month, hopefully, probably in different. February at this point. Okay. Hall of Fame. Nominations are going up. We're going to, we need a new hall of favor. We got to keep it going. And I have a couple, I have somebody I'm

going to nominate this time. What do you got? Oh, Carl Pansram, this guy I'm learning about. Okay. He's, he's a, he's something else. I've never read about a terror spree that this guy went on. A man named Carl. Yeah. He spells it the same way too. Oh, yeah? I probably should have done him when we did creepiest Carl and creepy as Vinny. Thanks a lot, Carl. But we'll find out. We'll find out who everybody votes for. All right.

Now, the last time we did a show, we nominated the person who gave the creepiest, the recipient of the creepiest presidential pardon. Yeah, and I should explain how this show works real quick up top here, is that Vinny and I both present who we think is the biggest creep in any given category. We present our cases. And then you, the fine listeners and viewers, go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. Once one of us gets to five points, we win the round and the other person has been the dreaded wheel of consequences. I currently have a consequence that I need to

fulfill, which is getting my chest waxed. Yeah, when are you going to do that? I talked to the person two days ago. I told her I'm going to get that set up. Great. So I'll come with you, film it. It'll be fun. Maybe. No, I got to film it for the show. That's the consequence. It's for the show. Okay. Yeah. God damn it, too hard, Christian. You tell me now. we should have had a wax his asshole that would have been so much fun here that would be a punishment for someone who's not even part of the show no it would have been really funny to get video of you on all fours and so just waxing your asshole that would be the greatest thing that ever happened on this show sounds gay yeah well it sounds a little bit gay to me I don't know well Carl you know how you roll folks like I said last time we did a show and we not nominated the people who were the recipients of the creepiest presidential pardon I nominated Peter Yon Who did you nominate, Carl? Some Navy SEAL, right? Eddie Gallagher.

Eddie Gallagher. So here to let us know, who won is the great? Danny, Danny, read and results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon. Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Danny, I want to start off by wishing you a very happy 20 seconds.

birthday. Happy birthday, Danny. Yeah, 22nd. That's exactly how old I am. Awesome. Now, question. Do you think Carl should have his asshole waxed or his chest? What are your thoughts? Oh, man. Definitely an asshole, I think. Okay. Where do you stand on the old asshole waxing? Does it hurt? I've never done it, but I would. All right. Why not? Yeah, why not, Carl? If requested, what do you mean you would? I would if I've never had anything waxed before, so I don't know. Okay. I mean, I guess I would. I try it.

Why not? All right. Good for, listen to that wonderful attitude from Danny. Why not? All right. That's why she's the winner. That's why she's our results, girl. That's it.

She's up for anything. Danny, we would like to know who won the last episode of the creep off. Who's getting the point? Oh, man. For the creepiest pardon recipient, we got 56. presented the vote. She's pretty close. And Vinnie is the winner. Oh, shit.

I'm really happy to hear that. Yeah. Yeah. Bring it back, buddy. Three to three. I want to change mine to Fauci. Can I change it to Fauci? We'll do a re-vote. We're going to have to do this. again at some point because enough people are getting pardoned i'm pretty sure in about four years baron's going to get pardoned it's what a baron do who knows who knows what any of these people

did they're all getting pardons with nobody's being accused of anything it's a criminal syndicate this family oh god damn it carl uh i won fuck you thanks danny congratulations thank you guys are the greatest you really are so uh danny happy birthday to you we'll see you again next week take it easy all right bye danny all right well that wasn't her best appearance he brought some bad news i didn't appreciate that what do you talk when but congratulations on your victory vini we're tied three to three which means we're coming down it's coming down now we need victories the pressure is on and we have a wild card week that is Correct. We're doing wildcard this week because I was so sick yesterday. I had no time to put mental thought into a category. So we're going wildcard. And I believe because I won, I get to go first. Do you want to ring that bell, Carl? Oh, do I? Oh, boy. We're going to go to Atlanta, Georgia for this one. Let me pull up this broads picture. Jesus Christ. This is Lamora Williams, Carl. Now, she's had a lot of rough. She's had a bad hair day. She's had a bad hair day.

She's had a bad hair day She's had not really a rough life But her parents tried to make it sound like she did Okay So we're talking about something that happened in 2017 At the time she's 24 years old She her parents thought she had mental illness Since birth

Her mother Brenda Told the news that she was a slow learner And I had to pull her out of school And do homeschool She would do things like Cut off her dolls and her sister's dolls heads You know We see this stuff like

that was in the horror movies. That's the exact quote. Wow. Yeah, so she was a bit of a problem as a child. That's the shit that scares you as a parent, right? Your kid's just chopping off dolls heads and acting like a little psycho. Or the cats, yeah. Sure. Sure. Well,

her father died in 2014 and her father was her rock, Carl. And during those three years from 2014 to 2017, she did two things. She had two little babies, Jakarta Penn, and Jameel

pen let me show you a picture of them adorable little scamps you're going to love them carl okay here they are now now one of them was two years old and one of them was one year old in october 2017 one of them is a terrible haircut yeah well so does mom he's got mom's hair yeah so she comes home one night around 1130 p.m and immediately calls 911 oh why carl why do you think she called 911 she hope it doesn't have anything these adorable kids well she comes called 911. This is exactly what she said to the, to the operators. When I came, came in, the stove was laying on my son, on my youngest son's head, and my other son was laid out on the floor with his brains laid out all over the floor. I don't know what to do. I just came home from work,

William said in the chilling 911 call. Can you please help? She asked the dispatcher. Like, can you please tell me, like, I don't want to get locked up because this is not my fault. I just came home from work. so weird weird way to start off the conversation with 9-1-1 she also appeared to hold her cousin responsible for all of this she said i just left my cousin with the children she left my door unlocked she left she left them she left them alone in the house she left them here and now they're dead

jeez then she told the dispatcher a few seconds later my sister was babysitting my kids that left them dead in the house so her sister's the biggest creep is that who you're bringing first it was her cousin then it was her sister so it was her sister so your sister sister, your sister is the problem? Well, if you're believing any of this, I would ask you, why did she call the father of the children, Jamil Penn, right before she called 911? She video called him, showing him the carnage that's across this kitchen. Now we're talking children's brains.

Yeah, yeah. Are laying around the floor. And the child's head is smashed in by an appliance. And she says, this is your fault. for not taking care of the kids yeah i agree where was he well he wasn't there they were separated at the time now he said when he called 911 i just received a call for my child's mother two of my kids are my my two babies are dead in the apartment she just video call me and i've seen it i think they're dead um here's the problem with the story carl it turns out that what happened was the night before all

of this, or early that morning. She took both of her children and put them in the oven and turned it on until they were dead. Oh, wow. She stuffed a one-year-old and a two-year-old in an oven and held it shut till they died

and then decided... That's cultural appropriation right there. Holy shit, I know. My people are not happening about this. To you, I know this seems like normal, apart for the course kind of stuff. But... Not family members.

Jesus Christ. And then, in an effort to stage it, looking like somebody else did this and claimed she wasn't home because she did go to work the whole day. She cooked her children. She smashed the kid, one kid's head with the stove, busted the other one's head all over the place. They were well done, I imagine. Probably pretty easy to break the bones at that point. Well, when the cops showed up, they couldn't figure out how these kids died. They looked a little darker than normal. They definitely looked a little darker than normal. And her story didn't change. She said it was my cousin, my sister. Ah, they did it. I don't

know, I came home. But during the autopsy, they noted that the thermal changes appear to be entirely caused by dry heat and changes caused by prolonged heat exposure. It would take a significant amount of time to reach this level. Right. So she left these fucking kids. Oh, man. They're well done, Carl. And they believe that the reason why she tipped it over was to hide the way that they died. Okay. To make it look like, oh, the stove fell on them, maybe even to make it look like an accident. Who knows what the fuck she was thinking. Yeah, the autopsy is going to to see that the liver is well done and they're going to go, yeah, I think

these kids were cooked first. Yeah. Investigators later learned the boys are not left with the caregiver and that Williams who called 911 that day had put her two sons in the oven earlier that morning or the night before. She maintained her innocence the whole time. She was charged with murder, making a false statement, aggravated assault, and concealing

a death by a grand jury. She was also charged with child cruelty. Now, it took a very long time. We're talking 2017. Yeah. She just got sentenced on November 14th of year. She was convicted of all 14 counts against her. She was quickly sentenced to a term of life in prison without the possibility of parole, plus an additional 35 years. Okay. So she won't be cooking any more children anytime soon. Unless she works in the mess hall, unless they give her time

in the mess hall. But she cooked these two fucking children in an oven while they were alive. Yeah. And stood there with the door closed, listening to kids. kids fucking scream. Why don't they push it open? Well, she was holding it? Yeah, she was holding it. You can't just put it, set it and forget it. That's a good point.

You want to be there and make sure you get the job done when you're making a meal like that. Oh, man. Rocco Orby 2002 says she was craving baby back ribs for $2. The name of this episode. Yes, perfect. That is my creep this week. And enough said.

She cooked two children alive, Carl. I agree. She seems like a real creep. But you know what, though, Vinny? What? I think I got a bigger creep for us. I don't believe you. I want to introduce everyone to Zahid Zaman.

And if you can bring up my photo number one, now what this guy did is he was a ringleader. You see him sitting there in his wheelchair? He pretended to be in a wheelchair. He didn't need it, but he used it for sympathy. Smart. And he was the ringleader of a cultish gang in the UK. Nice. He would scour the internet and he would go to soup kitchen.

to find vulnerable people and act like he was helping them. But hey, why don't you stay with me? Come back to my place. I'll help you some shelter. Did he put him in the oven? Well, hold on, Vinny, because it started with women.

Myra Wood, Kay Rayworth, and Corbett. And, you know, he was kind of like dating them, and he kept bringing in new women. And then they find this guy, Jimmy Prout. And they decided, let's make this guy our lackey. We need someone to start doing the work around here.

so they bring in this guy Jimmy Proud who's down on his luck he's in and out of homelessness he's having hard times in life and one day Zahid decides you know Prout stole some tools from me I think he needs to be punished

yeah well he's stealing things so yeah of course so he gets the other he gets the women involved he says you know what this guy's a problem we need to punish him and so they would start doing things where they would beat him and the women would either participate or they just sit back

and watch and laugh. And let me show you what this gang looks like. My image number two, that's him, obviously, is the upper left. Those are the three women from this cultish gang. So, listen, I personally, you know, I've been with my wife for 20 years cumulatively. So I really haven't gone out looking. But I don't think the soup kitchens is where I'm going to start looking for high-ed trip.

Because look at these fucking faces. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. And did they throw the hot soup on these women? At his dating profile, he stood in front of gold bars to make it look like he's rich. So he's getting very dumb people interested in him in order to get these people together. I mean, how nice was the wheelchair? Was it a good wheelchair?

It is a nice wheelchair, yeah. So he's beating up this guy, Jimmy. And so what Jimmy's doing is he's going on to Facebook and posting photos to show people that he's getting beat up. My image number three is an example. He's not a good speller, but he says, my shoulder hurts. Aw. And you see there's a little Jimmy Prout and you see his shoulder. It's all black and blue.

It looks terrible. And if you show my image number four, this is his face. It's all beat up. Jesus Christ. We're beating the crap out of this guy. They're just torturing him for no reason, just because he's getting, like, he's sadistic. And it's getting joy from this, and the women are enjoying it. He's half smiling, though, so it seems fine.

well many aside from beating him they'd also starve him from time to time so he was extremely malnourished you can see him there how skinny he was he looked like he was going to be marched into an oven the way he's looking there nice try he this led to multiple hospital visits and he would never tell the hospital what was going on who the attackers were who was abusing him so one day does that Zaheed decided he really needed to send a message to this guy. He's like, he's just not getting it. You know, we're beating him and beating him, but he's still acting up.

Is he still stealing things? He's never stole anything. But according to Zahid, he's a real problem. And they needed to discipline him. So he's going to send a message. He grabs a pair of pliers and starts pulling the teeth out of his mouth. But Vinny, one of the teeth will not come out of his mouth. Oh, no.

So he gets a hammer and a chisel and knocks. the fucking tooth out of his mouth with a hammer and chisel. That's one way to do it. On this guy's face. Look at this guy. Teeth are worse than mine. Looks like he played in the NHL for 13 and a half seasons. It really does.

He looks like he played like left wing. Yeah, it's not great. When they didn't wear helmets. Right. He blocked a lot of shots. So this is what this guy's posting online to show people and no one gives a shit. He doesn't have any friends. The only person to liking these photos, which is kind of funny, is his roommate

Ann. And Corbett's the youngest of the three women. And she's participating in all of this abuse, but she's also, like, at least liking his Is she the one on the top there? Yes, that's her. So she's that guy's roommate? Yeah, they room together. Oh, I bet you he was, like, stealing her food or something.

Maybe. She's probably tattling out of a lot. And he's not innocent. Like, if she labels her shit in the fridge and he's just taking it, I'd fucking knock his teeth out with a chisel too. All right. So you saw what happened with the teeth. then Zaheed started getting into

Beastiality This guy? Yeah He started watching these videos And he'd be like Oh my gosh, look at this These people are having sex with dogs This is pretty cool right And so he buys a couple dogs

And brings them into the house And the ladies are like No, we're not into this And somehow the house smelled better Probably They brought in the dogs So this guy's a zoo file Oh Christ

And they get a couple dogs The ladies like I said weren't into it So we forced Jimmy to engage In intercourse with the dog poor Jimmy is now fucking dogs for this guy's amusement and he's whacking off watching this stuff but that wasn't enough

Vinny he thought up a real sinister idea I don't even want to present this is my multimedia presentation I'm going to let this clip play from Disturban on YouTube explaining what this guy did just when you would think the abuse

couldn't get any worse Zahid decided that he was going to remove one of Jimmy's testicle Zahid pulled out his Stanley knife This is a knife used for cutting carpets and other building fabrics He passed the knife to Anne Corbett And told her to cut open his scrotum And removed one of his testicles

And made the initial cut But then she refused As she just couldn't bear it any longer So Zahid grabbed the Stanley knife And did it himself Jimmy was given no painkillers before During or after Zahid

proceeded to cut the scrotum and attached the testicle before force-feeding it to Jimmy. He then made sure that Jimmy consumed it. Zahid then commanded Anne to burn the wound with a heated metal bolt to seal it before sewing it up.

Jimmy would of course been in extreme pain, but the others in the group just watched and laugh, and they would later kick him in the groin. This guy ripped open the ball set. Hey, ballbrack. ball breath shoved in his mouth made him eat it and then they're kicking him in the fucking nut

not nuts but nut so listen afterwards tell me the truth this is crazy with back in the day when you were in high school every group of friends had the one guy who always wanted the attention who let everybody do shit to him like ate the worms and stuff like that that's all this kid is this is nothing this is nothing this is wild shit that's going on so as i mentioned anne and jimmy are roommates well he's in a lot of pain because he's just getting beaten nonstop. This is going on for months. And so one night,

he's just up screaming. And she's like, Jimmy, I need to get some sleep. You got to stop screaming. It's like, buddy, come on, relax. You're screaming. I can't get any sleep. So finally she gets up.

She goes over to Zaheed and goes, this fucking Jimmy, my roommate, is just screaming. I can't get any shut I. He's like, yeah, I need to get some sleep too. Can you just like wrap something around his mouth so that he can't make any more noise? I should have thought of that.

Good idea. So she takes some clothing, wraps it around his face, and lo and behold, he suffocates. Sure. Probably the best thing that happened to him that week. Can I just say that, you know, he probably did a lot of screaming, but now it was more annoying because it was a lot more high-pitched. Right, yeah. Sounds like Michael Jackson. He was driving the dogs crazy.

They didn't even know he was screaming, but the dog's dead. Oh, no. So she wraps us. around his face, he suffocates 6 a.m. They go, oh, Jimmy's dead. All right. So they put him in a sleeping bag, and they drive him out to some barren area,

and they just dump his body there. His body is there for weeks. It starts decaying. Animals are eating it. This guy, they just dropped there. He didn't really have any friends or family, so people weren't really asking about it. But the problem was, now

these four are all paranoid about this thing. And they're like, oh, is someone going to turn on me? Is someone going to turn me in? What's going to happen? So finally, Zaheed tried to get out in front of it. He calls the cops and goes, and killed Jimmy Prout. Oh.

Which technically, I guess, is true. This guy was fucking my dogs and his roommate killed him. Yes. So the problem, though, with Zahid here is that his story falls apart very quickly. Sure. So he tries to tell his story to the police about, yeah, it was all and she's decided to kill this guy. He probably gave it up when he walked. to the door to answer it when they showed up.

Probably didn't help. Correct. Yeah, it said that the research I did, he said that when he was beating Jimmy, he would get up and start beating him and then go sit back down in his wheelchair. I bet you, because he's like a cult leader kind of with this thing. He's like, it's a miracle. Wow. You're really fucked up, Jimmy. Now God wants this to

happen to you. Yes. Pow, pow, pow, oh, now I've got to get back in the church. That makes perfect sense. So the story fell apart and then Anne told the police because, of course, they separate them all and get all their stories. So Ann tells the truth about everything that happened and even says where the body is. The police, they go, they find the body. And they can find, even though it's been half-eaten by animals, that he was definitely

tortured over a prolonged period of time. He had broken bones. Says who. So, Zahid was convicted of murder, as was Ann. Zahid was given 33 years, which is the maximum in the UK. Anne was given 26. It's a little more lenient on Anne since she was not the cult, the ringleader in all of this. But that is my creep. Zahid Zaman who cut out a guy's testicle and made him eat it

I need to point this out of Rocko Orby 2002 says the lady on the bottom right looks like the mom from throw mama off the trade yeah it does look like Senator John I agree with the Dutch boy haircut it's fucking John holy shit if he dyed his hair better well so that's my creep so bad Vinny I didn't send you my creeps name so you probably don't have a pull up yet no but I will get one up as soon as the show's over the creepoff.com, what you thought about the biggest

creep in this wild card round. Now, Carl, I want to go ahead and tell you that we forgot to mention that it's a holiday today. It is a holiday. It's a very important holiday. MLK, get out the way today. Is it MLK Day today? Yeah. Oh, it's also Super Chat Monday. That's right. We are celebrating Super Chat Monday over here

on... Do do... do... do... Super Chat Monday, baby. And the way you celebrate that, by sending a superchats, and we do appreciate that. All right. Let's start off with Entredder Dusty. Happy SuperChate Monday.

Hashtag maga. Hashtag, thank you, OJ. Hashtag, I'm not saying the last week. Go bills. And yes, thank you, OJ. We'd be nothing without you. That's right. I would like to thank OJ for all this contribution.

OJ Simpson. Carl's Frosted Tips. Two bucks is Trump 25, USA, USA, USA. Suckit Mike Morse. FS.J. The U.S. U.S. U.S.S.

U.S.S. U.S.S. U.S.S. Did you First order of business? We're bringing back TikTok. Did you watch any of... Actually, the first order of business is a meme coin, apparently.

Okay. And then it's, you know, send everybody back. Whatever. Did you watch any of the inauguration? I did not. I was prepping for the show, but it's what I did. George W. Bush looks better than all of them. Oh, I believe it.

Bill Clinton looked better than Trump and Trump. Biden today. Really? Yes. Which is astounding. That is astounding. Yeah. All right.

I don't know George W. Bush lives with himself. That's crazy. That's fucking nuts. He's like the retarded kid. He was just sitting up there laughing. Hey, everybody. How are you? Like, he's just smiling and waving.

Like, everybody forgot I was an asshole because of this guy. So I'm great. A piece of shit. All right. Yeah, he sucks. Ebney, thanks to the 999, might a future topic be creepy toy collectors. This last week saw the fall and jailing a PDF presenter

of British Star Wars collecting channel Blue Harvest Toys. Quite the horror show has unfolded. I cannot wait to look into that. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a good idea too, because I will bring Vinny. It's an easy W for me. Rock Warby, 2002. Thanks for the two bucks shoes, craving, baby, back ribs. We got

it. Coof, thank you for not unaliving yourself. Thank you Koof, for not unaliving yourself. A mandolin nappy. Vinny, Biden pardoned you for skipping last week sweet sorry carl you were overlooked biden is a reddeter vini please get super tips sc sucks vote for carol vote for caro mandolin nappy yes thank you

very much and then another one from a mandolin nappy happy dollar 99 supertip monday is a bigger holiday it is the more important of the two yeah i'm just glad he didn't spell that with an end holy shit sometimes people get a little chippy bigger holiday bigger yeah little chippy in that chat so carl i think it's time for one of my favorite segments. I think it's time for your cop cam. Oh, let's do it.

I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. I want to thank Matthew Montgomery for sending this one in. And Vinnie, today, we have someone who's real bright. Oh, nice.

This woman, Jennifer, we're going to meet, is real boastful about what she's just done. We're going to go to McDonald's where the police were called out of the scene because of this woman yelling and screaming inside the restaurant. Go ahead and play my clip number one. Yes, sir. Let's meet Jennifer. Does a cop have a boom mic on his body cam? What the fuck is that? Jennifer

I just had sex You better not arrest me You just had sex? What's your birthday, Jennifer? I'm not under arrest. You're being detained. Hell, can I just have sex? Sex, truck, fuck, fuck.

I'm being detained. I just had sex. I'm a whore, everybody. She's very proud of herself And, you know, I'm sitting there watching this this morning Going, I didn't just have sex I mean, I'm a little jealous of this lady She's having a good day today

Yeah, well then she went to a McDonald's so It's an awesome day Well, she wanted, yeah, she wanted to rub it in everyone's face Because she knows it McDonald's no one's gotten laid there in a while So all the staff there are fucking each other on their breaks You kidding me? Yeah, it's possible. That's a good point In fact, maybe she's an employee for all I know

Yeah, it looks like she has a name tag on for a second I thought All right, so my clip number two, again, very proud of herself, this one. Stop. Do you not make me chase. I just had sex. No, she's pounding a car that's just sitting at sex. No, she's pounding a car that's just sitting at the drive.

Yeah, somebody's in there just trying to fucking kill themselves slowly in order some McDonald's food and this broadest banging on their hood. They just want a salty burger and this woman screaming about having sex. Nobody told me there would be boasting. Thank you, Rocco Orby. Ah, good call. No one told me there was going to be boasting. So you see how, like, she went around the other side of the car and she's like running away from the cop. Yeah.

This carries on for a little while if they circle this car. And finally, we have the foot chase is odd. I just had that. your car yeah go and pull up he's a ripest jennifer he has no reason to arrest me i just had stop or i'm going to arrest you come talk to me otherwise i'm going to arrest you not one one stop hitting their my phone that's my friend i have a friend today i just had sex

All right, go get her. I just had sex. Ugh. I just had sex. Oh, boy. She's fighting back. She is fighting back. Yeah, she is.

And she doesn't look like much. No, you're not impressed? No, she looks disgusting. I don't want, like, listen, I don't blame these cops when they go into situations like this. and they give these people a really, really long time before they decide to try to apprehend them. I wouldn't want to touch her. She looks gross and infected with something.

Oh, for sure. I'd be like, can you just, like, scream that somewhere else where they're, you know, don't call us? I mean, let's go to the soup kitchen. Yeah. Scream that. Have a cigarette and shut the fuck up. We get it.

You just had sex. Like seven screaming disbusters. Like, 9-1-1. Yeah, hello. My name's Jennifer. I just had sex. Is there an emergency? No, I'm just bragging to everyone.

I'm going to go down to McDonald's and tell them. All right, so, reinforcements show up because these two are fighting on the sidewalk now. Okay, okay. Do you abuse women, rapists? You f*** up today. No, I'm a Fed. I told you. You f*** up.

I'm a federal agent. I told you. You better, stop. I just had sex. If I'm this cop, I'm going, not with me. Not with me. Yeah, right. Get on your stomach.

I just had sex. Okay. So she's now, more cops showing up. She's got to brag to them now. Let them know what a great day that she's having. Sure. So, you know what time it is now, Vinny, I bet? Is it time to bust out the taser?

Oh, it's taser time, baby. Let's go. Get on your... Let me have this harm. Roll on your arm. I'm on your gun. Taser. Turn, turn over.

Turn over, then. Turn over then. I will get you again. Turn over then. Turn over then. Turn over and. Get the other arm. Give me the other arm now.

We'll tase you again. Taze you again. Give me the other arm. I can. Give it here. That's pressure. Okay, let her up. Let her up for a second. Let her up for seven.

I don't have any pressure on it. I just, I can. Give me your arm now. I just, I get it. I get it. I just had sex. They are keeping a counter on this video. That is the 27th of the time she's declared that she just had sex.

You know, that dude who she did have sex was like, I told her not to tell me. I know. I go, the one thing I told you, don't tell anyone. Please. What the fuck, lady? All right, so she got tased. She's like, whoa. That tops hurt.

His hands all fucking blood. It is. Yes. They got to do quite the fight. Yeah. We're going to find out in a little bit. But first. There's another thing you got to do when you're wrestling with cops.

You've got to declare you cannot breathe. I can't breathe. I have a baby. You're on the side. I have a baby. Well, she's throwing everything at the wall on this one. I can't breathe. I have a baby.

I just had sex. What do I say to get out of this right now? I truly hope she didn't throw the baby at the wall. So finally, they're able to detain her, like stand her up. They walk her over to the police car. my clip seven great she finally calmed down i just had sex are you proud are you proud officer are you proud witness says that's blocking an officer against the wall oh okay i like that now she's trying to get everyone who's with me on this one uh who's with me i was like holy shit what's going on

there. This is a nightmare. You know who I feel bad for? Who's that? Whoever's in charge of the jail. Oh, yeah. When this one shows up and they got to deal with her for the next however long. Yeah, she doesn't calm down. Yeah. Oh, no, spoiler. She does not calm down. So they throw her in this car, and then they realize they need a car with a cage because she is manic. She's rocking around, fighting everything.

So they got to move her to another car. Okay. And I think what you're going to recognize here is we get kind of a close-up of. that after sex glow you know like some women you can tell they just got lucky and they just they're feeling it they're loving life yeah

sure I mean I don't know personally but yeah let's put her in a cage so she doesn't break a window yeah mustard get out

yeah rapist no do you're telling her are you found he's got Wipus! If I go next time.

Stop it. Wrappist. Okay. Good. Every day with her. Sit in my car, please. Do you feel better? Do you go better?

Do you go better? Okay, okay, okay. Routality. Routality. Routality. I'm a scaven you dummy. I'm a gangster. I'm a gangster.

There's so many things I find unattractive about that woman, and I like to start with the haircut. Haircoat's not great. How about the fact that she's very high on meth? Do you find that unattractive? That's a problem, too. That's a problem.

I dated a girl. High on meth? No. A long time ago. I was a little bit of 20 years, so like 10 years ago. Just kidding. Who, beautiful girl, one day she showed up with a short haircut like that

two more dates that I was done no shit I fucking hate it works for some women I'll tell you that I dated a girl with a short haircut that was very attractive mm-hmm it works for some okay now it's not normally a good good move I just hate that fucking luck so much I love that that's your biggest problem with this woman it's her no I find her charming I find everything else about her charm it um all right so this is the saddest part right here so the cop, they want to get some photos of his injuries, obviously, for evidence. And you can tell this cop's ashamed that he probably got beat up.

I think he's worse off than she has after this altercation. Can we get that room? Is that you bleeding or her? His knees all cut up, his hands all cut up. I got a boo-boo. Yeah, she beat the shit out of him. Hysterical. And she was charged with battery on a peace officer.

That's all she got? That's all she got. She didn't get disturbing the piece or any of that shit. Just bat around a peace officer. Beating up a cop, they'll throw the book at you for that. Well, here's what I just learned from this little cop cam video. Going on the wheel of consequences is a McDonald's sex declaration. You have to do it until the cops get called on you.

And that just fight the ball. All right. I don't think people would put up with that viewer eye. scream, I just had sex. I just had sex. Huh? How about it? I'm high-fiving everyone in the line. Let's go. I'm just running past the employees. Oh, fuck.

It's not a bad idea. I'd pull the napkins off the table and just spike him like a football. Everyone's just like, I'm not buying it. Yeah, me neither. Oh. All right. That was good one, Carl. That was fun. Thank you, Matthew. I did like that. I guess it's time for some voicemails. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the L.A. Wildfires. We can't wait to hire those responsible for being so unprepared at largely discounted salaries. See you in Syracuse.

Syracuse is always thinking ahead. They are. Smart. Get them on a deal. Get them on a discount now. Carl, let's start off with this one. Hello, this is Paul Eau. I just wanted to clarify on the whole punk rock vote for the creep-off.

Vinnie is a stuffy, elitist, at least thinks he's elitist. Shlub, who likes to say proper words like elementary. I bet he says theater, too. So that would make Carl the punk rock vote. There you go. Oh, agreed. You know what? Let's hit a super chat real quick.

Dang Lizard, thanks for the two heroes. Remind everyone, there is no proof Carl ever had sex, yes. So would you be lying in that McDonald's? According to the stuttering job, there is no evidence. So listen, our old pal D.P. And this was a little bit longer, but he's asking a serious question, and I feel like we should play this one out. Hey, guys, your old pal D.P.

I know this probably isn't the right podcast to call in, too. But Vinny, you're a humane guy, so I just want to pick your brain. and I got into a really big argument about euthanasia. I was telling her, like, people put their dogs down all the fucking time. It's about doing it before the pain and suffering. Right. Like, while she's had a good fucking life, like the best years of her life, thanks to us. But after hip replacement, multiple joint surgeries, eye surgery, arthritis, dietary needs, becoming exhausting, dealing with her.

and I just it's fucking time and my wife the only fucking thing my wife says is stop talking about my mother like she's a fucking dog so i don't know what are your thoughts is 67 too young to put down your mother-in-law um anyhow i don't want her to i don't want her to get to the point where she moves in with us so yeah uh do call me back i need your advice thank you fuck you bye well d p i will not be calling you back but i will be telling you this no 67's the perfect age. Do you live in Canada? Because this is something you could definitely do, or move to Canada if you don't. And that will take care of itself. All right. Good point. Then DP called back, but he was talking about our bonus episode we did with Florentine.

Okay. Hey, guys, your old pal, D.P., probably a little controversial take, but I'm just finished the bonus episode, and you made it sound like the guy on the Jim Florentine scum stream, like the Russian dude that killed. the person for tricking him into have sex was the creep. Although, if a guy tricks a woman into having sex and says,

oh, actually, I'm not rich or whatever, that's rape. So technically, he just strangled a rapist. Like, if he had had all the facts, he wouldn't want to have sex, and that's rape. So anyhow, uh, thank you, fuck you by. Interesting. It's a solid point. Yeah, it's a good angle. I like it.

All right. You got another one for you. Hey, Vinny. Carl. Anyways, Vinny, I've got a problem and a theory. So there's this been Liny British guy calling him into the WATB voicemail for weeks now.

Boner guy, 60-9. Yep. Got to call up the creep off and vote for call. Carl keeps playing it on his

freaking show to cheat for him, basically. Either way, I'm wondering why this keeps happening and then

suddenly it came to me. I believe Carl is actually British. I mean, with those teeth, how couldn't he be? And that's why he keeps playing this British guy's voicemail. We'll never know. We will never know.

Never know. So, here we go. Last one. I went to vote for the creep off, but I was too late. I'm behind on an episode, you know, New Year. I'm trying to be a better person, so I'm not listening to this garbage. But it brings me back in. Carl, you Kami, fuck.

Who is the biggest creep? You bring a Navy SEAL that executed people that parade children to fuck? Yeah, that's a thing in Afghanistan. Check that out. Yeah, he's an American fucking hero. Up against a slimy, dirty fucking hippie. Even worse? Well, almost as bad.

He was a pedophile. So you're a quote, a quote, creep. slaughtered pedophiles and then he brings a pedophile that's a fucking hippie Vinny wins all day long I think he wins I think you should have to spin a wheel

just for doing that Oh stop it Agreed I actually got a voicemail That's right here Come on in I actually got a voicemail from my

creep off coach Who uh giving me some advice here Arro it's your creep off coach What the fuck was that last week You brought in an American war hero against a fucking child diddler I keep telling you

child diddlers child molesters and child murderers your guy only murdered one well they're not really people but anyways got you to do better whoa that's my coach right there guys yeah I mean I was slacking off

I apologize I did better this week we'll be good we're getting back on the winning side of things this week you can't cook children and expect to lose the creep off that's all I'm gonna say you can't force to eat their own testicle expect to lose the creep off oh it's just a

dirty homeless guy he liked it i mean the guy's lining up at soup kitchens and stuff for food you think he's not gonna make that argument it was very cold in that house and those kids are like yeah yeah let's get the oven it's warm in there thank you mom it happened in october it wasn't that cold it was atlanta georgia we're freezing ma can we get the oven please you're out of your mind uh turn it up mom it's not warm it up in here oh jesus christ uh all right that's all the voice else we got. I believe that makes it time for a scum parade, Carl. Scum parade.

Take me on a rain of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinnie and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade like stories of a kid

fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum parade. Dutchess County, New York, Carl, I want to introduce you to Alvin Lewis. He's 54 years old. And I'll tell you what I like about this guy. Yeah? He understands supply and demand.

Okay. I'll give him that. He's a drug counselor at a New York State rehab facility. And he's been arrested for selling crack cocaine on multiple occasions to undercover agents. Dude, this is the easiest thing. You always ask, are you 5-0? They have to answer if they're a cop or not. They can't lie to you.

Yeah. If you want to, if you're going to sell drugs to someone, ask to see their penis. Right. Is that prostitution? Is that the? That's what hookers do. Hmm. We'll figure it out.

But anyway, dummy. On multiple occasions, Lewis sold cracked to agents with local prosecutors' drug task force. Well, conducting surveillance of Lewis, police determined that he had worked overnight hours as a counselor at Arms Acres in an inpatient rehab clinic. So, yeah, of course he's doing that. It's good for business. You're going to want more people smoking. crack if that's how you make your money. They searched

his house at vehicles and yielded crack cocaine packaged and ready for sale. Lewis was being held without bail as expected to face additional charges. Do you think it's odd that he sold crack to undercover cops multiple times? Like wouldn't the first time you'd be like, all right, you're selling drugs? Well, I'll tell you what. They kept

coming back for more. Like, I don't know, this isn't that great. She's the best deal in town. Right, yeah. Stealing town, guys. I do feel like that's locker. They're like, no, no, no, no. This shit's way better. Elvin's got way better stuff. Oh, we bought stuff and we can't find it. We need to get more. Yeah.

What do you say we get more? Let's go. Let's call Alvin, guys. What do you say we call Alvin, the shift? What do you say? All right. Now, Carl, I just think that's really funny that this dude is working in a fucking rehab facility. Yep.

I have a very good friend who just got out of rehab. Oh. And, like, legit rehab for the, not math or crack, but, you know, likes good stuff. Okay. And I talk to him. I have lunch with them every week, and he tells me about how. how strict they were in an inpatient rehab like that. And to have a dude crowd who's just like got cocaine to the car, it's pretty shocking.

Oh, they're strict about you having drugs in drug rehab, Vinnie? Yeah. You learn that because you have a friend who did that. It's how you knew about that. Yeah. Okay, thanks. All right, Carl. Let's talk about this broad, Kelsey Brainerd.

Okay. What's she up to? Do you go to prom or something? She is adorable. She's only 18. Okay. But there's a situation that happened, and this is where pito hunting goes wrong. Ah, okay.

Predator hunting goes wrong. You see, you can't make up stories and plant evidence on people for attention. You can't? No. What if you put it on social media? No, that's even more of a problem it turns out. So a Catholic school, Assumption University students Kelsey Brainer, that's her, Easton Randall 19, Kevin Cardiff. He's 18. Isabella Trudeau, 18, and Joaquin Smith is 18. Yeah, it's a Catholic

University. It's college. Yeah, they appeared in Massachusetts court on Thursday, and pleaded not guilty to conspiracy and kidnapping charges. So what happened was, prosecutors say Brander met a man on Tinder, who is a, I believe he's in the military. Yep. And he's just hanging around. He meets her on Tinder. Tell them she was 18 and invite him to the Catholic school on October 1st so they could try and hook up. Yeah, he's 22, she's 18, Tinder, hookup. It's perfectly legal. All of this is great.

The alleged victim, the 22-year-old active-duty military service member, said he was in town for his grandmother's funeral and was to get himself a little strange. He just wanted to be around people that were happy is why he went on Tinder, he said. He just wanted to see a vertical smile while he was. It's a rough time. This blonde would make me feel better. Brainer greeted him when he arrived at the school before she led him into a basement lounge per court document. So then minutes a group of people came out of nowhere.

and started calling him a pedophile, accusing of him wanting sex with 17-year-old girls. Okay. The man told police he broke free and was chased by at least 25 people to his car. Okay. Where he was punched in the head and his car door was slammed on him

before he managed to flee. These kids got the assignment wrong? Very much so. That's not what we were told to do? Campus surveillance video shows a large group of students, including Brainerd, all with their cell phones out, what seems to be recording of the whole episode. oh boy they are seen laughing and high-fiving with each other in which appears to be a deliberately staged event there was no evidence to indicate the man was seeking sexual relations with underage girls the police said you can't do that on tinder

Tinder'd be shut down pretty quick If that was the case One of the defendants allegedly told officers They were inspired by the catch-a-preditor trend Which he said is big on TikTok Well, thank good riddons Time to ban TikTok again, Trump, you hear that? He ain't listening

He said their group shared ideas Of what to tell the man through the Tinder app To lure him to campus And then spread word through a dormitory chat That a predator was in the building Dude, these white kids are so far behind the times Black kids have been beating up innocent bite standards and posting it on social media

for over a decade. And now the white kid, it was like, hey, we can be doing that too. Well, they're behind the times. Yeah. But this is just really fucking nuts. After the assault, Briner reported the man to police as a sexual predator and said she was frightened by him. She said he had come to campus uninvited

and that she texted a male friend who chased him away. I think she's lying. I think she said, let's hook up. All of this is false. And the campus police concluded after reviewing surveillance recordings and finding the first person perspective videos were being circulated among the students. Before leaving court

when cameras were turned on them, the teens were ordered to have no contact with the targeted man. So they are all on trial right now. And her lawyer is filed a motion seeking dismissal the charges saying that authorities lack probable cause to believe she committed a crime.

Well, what do you think the crime is here, Carl? I think the crime would be jumping a innocent guy who just showed up to get some strange. His grandmother just died. Oh, it's So sad. Filing a false report? How about that?

Why did she call the police to begin with? You just chased them out. You got your video. You're calling the police and lying to them. It's fucking stupid. So they're not going to become TikTok stars? Is that what you're telling me? No, but I'm sure she could probably do well on Onlyfans.

Right? You know, the way that she's standing, she might be a little big. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. She's got a fat face and she's standing in a way that's, very difficult to tell us to do it. You think she's a flat-so? She might be a flat-so, yeah.

All right. Let's talk about this fat-so. That was like AI art. No, that's a real kid. Really? That's Cameron Finnegan. He's 19 years old of Horsham West Ossix. We're going to Sussex, I'm sorry. Yeah. We're going across the pond. Now, this is another bigger concept story. This is something that's going on that is shocking.

Alex, our producer, excuse me, folks, has messaged me about this group a couple of times. Times. Really? Yeah, this is the first time we're going to discuss them, but I'm interested in keeping a tab on it. Police have issued a warning over an extremist online terror group that targeted children through sexual blackmail. This 19-year-old kid was part of the extreme right-wing satanic Satanist group 764. I got to ask you a question. Sure. Because you read this article and so did I. Why do they say this is a right-wing extremist group? No clue. It doesn't make any sense. Satanism, nothing to do with right wing. I think the right wing is actually usually pretty religious, right? The opposite of that. And nothing in here is like political.

That's true. These people are just fucking lunatics. So I was, I was just like, it's bad. A right wing. Okay. Cool. I'm moving on. I mean, makes sense to me. At least four British teenagers have been arrested in connection with a group, which is black male children, predominantly girls into carrying out sexual acts harming themselves or attempting the S word. Attempted trips to Greenland. Right. Finnegan has been given a six-year sentence with an extended three-year period. Officers initially arrested Finnegan for fears he had possession of a firearm and other weapons. But when searching his bedroom, they found a tapestry presenting a satanic beast, a Bible covered in red scribbles, Carl. Oh, no.

A knife, red sprake paint cans, satanic flags, a hammer, catapult, and letters on his door reading acid. A hammer catapult. That's pretty cool. That's like something you make in summer camp. Yeah, that sounds fun. Now, according to the police, the teenager was in possession of indecent images of children. that's not good what a right winger

with those CP and he had recently threatened to kill a homeless man living in a tent near his home he also attempted

to encourage vulnerable female to take her own life and wanted to be posted online in the name of the terror group 764

he was telling a girl to off herself who's you think he is Chad Zumak he looks like him get your own bits buddy look at his fat face

Chaz Zewis like I already did that I'm the one who came up with that bit all right don't tell people it off themselves i do that so you know what this kid did to that homeless guy was he went up

and he put a letter on his tent yes told him he was a pussy boy oh no boy with a pussy um so this seven six four i have to say not to get too deep into the dabble first here but you know how i feel about threatening to kill a homeless guy what how do you feel i always say don't threaten it just do it oh carl that's my that guys he's that's That's my motto over here. He said it. Just do it. So 764 is a global reach.

So the fact that he's not online and not on our streets is a benefit to both the UK and the international world as well. One woman from Australia was 15 when first targeted by 764, the BBC reported. She was threatened by members of the group for more than two years. It was horrible. The woman's mother told the BBC, we have suicide manuals. I'm sorry. Manuals to visit Greenland sent to her. The group also sent the teenager images.

of child and animal abuse and manipulated her into sharing explicit pictures of herself as well as self-harming on camera. You know what I say to that? Boys will be boys. They also told her to murder the family's cat, but she refused, and that's when they started trying to push her towards...

That was a bit too far for her. She's like, I mean, I showed you my nudes, but I got to kill Fluffy now? I don't know if I want to be a part of this anymore. Seems ridiculous. I do have an April Imholt's sinus infection. Now I just have a cold. You're close, though.

Thanks for the 20 bucks, Coach Kwefer, Southerland. Yeah, you're hanging out with your buddy who's a Cokehead every week, and now you can't breathe through your nose. Interesting. Yeah, if I come in next week in my noses, it looks like Artie Langs. It'll be an improvement. Yeah. Hey, if you're going to pull up a super chat, we are celebrating Super Chat Monday, and we appreciate the fine people who are super chatting us. Yeah, Pigeon gave us five bucks.

He said, The Danny Show. Woo! The Danny Show, baby. We had Danny on her. here. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two bucks. There's no proof Carl ever had sex. I just felt like reading that again. And again, Coach Cuefer Southern with the Mexican 20 pesos. Vinnie has an April Imholt's sinus infection. Very possible. It could be. We'll find out. So our last creep today, Carlome, is not named. And the reason he is not named is to protect the innocent

here. Okay. To protect his daughters. An Ohio father has been found guilty of raping his 11-year-old daughter after his two stepdaughters also came forward about the sexual abuse they face in the family's home. Um, the rape and gross sexual imposition charges were centered around his 11 year old daughter's August 2021 report that he had raped her. Okay. Other rape accusations against the 48-year-old from Columbus came from his two adult stepdaughters. Listen to this shit. A jury announced the guilty verdict in court on November 19th. Uh, the man's attorney declined to comment on the case, but the police were originally called to the Columbus home where the daughter and two stepdaughters reported the father. Charges were filed in 2022, and according to court and jail records, the 11-year-old girl told police she was sexually abused by her father, and the two adult women told officers they recently learned of that abuse. So what was going on is there's two adult stepdaughters who were raped by this guy. When they were younger, yeah.

And then they find out that their little sister is getting the same treatment. Yeah, they didn't think to like Warner or something like that or do something about it. The one of them was busy raising their sister. Okay. Their own child sister because she was knacked up and is now raising the teenage daughter of their father. Yeah. You're kind of burying the lead on this. Yeah, he was.

I was trying to get to it. He impregnated one of the stepdaughters and she gave birth to her daughter who's now a teenager when she was 11 years old. She gave birth when she was 11. Now, in the stepfather's defense, he had no idea he could impregnated an 11-year-old. he was not expecting that and so his pullout game he wasn't even thinking about it he didn't realize that was a thing you know you'd think you don't have to wrap it up with an 11 year old you're not going to catch anything right i i totally get it but yeah the the older daughters who were also molested were like oh no no his pullout game was on point with me i was fine he learned his lesson after the first kid this would be the wildest episode of mori ever You are the father and the grandfather. Oh, my God. Just think about the metrics of that, having to, like, what do you celebrate?

Do you celebrate Father's Day? What do you do? I would think it would double down on Father's Day, right? You might have to. The two sisters said they did not come forward about the sexual abuse until they were adults because they feared their stepfather. The man faces a life sentence. Good. Good.

You can't cream pie 11-year-olds. how many times do I have to say it don't do it I know he's like a broken record over here seriously oh wapio bitch told me she was nine shaking my damn head oh boy oh how's that song go I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa might be the name of the episode oh Carl that's all I got buddy I'm about to pass out I feel like shit and I hope you all enjoy the show today Yeah, man, thanks for doing the show. Even though you don't feel good. I appreciate you being here.

Oh, I'm glad to be here with everybody. Vinnie, I just want to say, go bills. We got another game coming up this Sunday against the hated Chiefs. Well, I'm going to go ahead and say this. I don't like the Chiefs and I don't like the Bills. So I'm rooting for a plane to crash into the field myself. Well, I just remind you what our buddy Jim Forentine, who's also a Dolphins fan said to me when we were talking about this. He said, go Bills.

Fuck the Chiefs. I think we can all agree on that I'm totally on I don't know who I'm rooting for I'm not rooting for the Chiefs of the Bells I'm not even watching that game Oh protesting Protesting the AMC championship game

Are we? Yeah I'm not even to watch the Super Bowl this year I don't give a shit Oh boy I'm gonna be laying on a beach in Miami I don't give a fuck All right

All right kids It's nice to be important Let's push that whale back into the water Bobby I hate when that happens You're like, hey, I'm just trying to get some sun here. They throw wet towels on me. And I'm like, how many times I have to tell you assholes? I don't have a blowhole.

That's my belly button. Giving you mouth to mouth on your belly button. It's not working. Oh, all right, guys. It's been fun. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Go, yeah.

I got to get out of here. Shit, partner. Sheeat. Fuck yeah. You are fake news. Stop it. Oh, boy. What the hell is it supposed to be?