The Creep Off - Episode 248: How Long am I Arrested For?

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

This week on The Creep Off, Karl and Vinnie take their competition to the stadium, each nominating the biggest creep to ever grace the bleachers. In Karl’s "Cop Cam" segment, we meet a shoplifting savant whose thespian-level collapse might just earn her a gold medal in dramatic fails.The Scum Parade brings the heat (and the horror), featuring: The hottest creep ever (literally). The goofiest-looking creep you'll ever regret seeing. And a Florida man who attempted the unthinkable… with a horse's nostril. The score stands at Vinnie 4, Karl 3—head over to thecreepoff.com to cast your vote and crown this week’s champion of creeps.Don’t forget to check out this week’s Scum Parade stories:Wandsworth: Ex-prison officer jailed over sex with inmateFlorida Man Arrested For Allegedly Making Sexual Contact with HorseFormer school custodian arrested, charged with child endangerment in New Jersey: police | FOX 29 PhiladelphiaChildren's book author, engineer husband exposed for double life in house of horrors | Fox NewsWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!This episode is packed with creeps, laughs, and plenty of reasons to shake your head. Don't miss it!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

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Creepos. I'll do it again. Ola Creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast. This show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. I'm going to start off of the big healthy Excelsior. True believers. And joining me in his basement studio today. It is the man we all love to hate. He's a little sore today.

He's a little salty. It's hot cuckaca carlo. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I am not salty. day, a phenomenal season for the Bill's overperformed. Everyone thought this was going to be a bad year for them because of the salary cap issues, losing

their best players in the offseason, and they got to the AFC championship game, phenomenal. Couldn't too predictable with their play calling in the second half, but you can always second-guess things. I'm proud of you right now. What was he supposed to say? Because I've seen social media from your fellow

bills fans for the last 24 hours and you would think they're not happy? They're not pleased. They're not pleased I've not looked myself But I'm gonna give you credit man Good good on you for having a good attitude Oh it's fun season

Very fun season All is right with the world I got to go to Detroit and see you An amazing football game The best I've ever seen I got to Buffalo and freeze my balls off At a shitty football game Okay it wasn't a great season

But some of it was good Carl all I care about is that now Bill's fans and Dolphins fans Can do what we do best Root against the Chiefs Root against the team that we hate That's in the Super Bowl Correct it's all I ever do

On the Super Bowl Well, you know Not that I love the Eagles though either God damn it's gonna be a tough one This is a tough one The matchup I did not want Did I tell you what I'm doing for the Super Bowl this year? No, what are you doing?

I am going somewhere Where football does not matter Oh Miami That's right I'm gonna be out of beach in Miami No one gives us a shit Good for you buddy Yeah fuck that

Now Carl last week We had a wild card episode of the show We did And usually the person we would have here To read the results Danny Our results Girl?

Where is she? She no call, no show to work today. Oh, no. Maybe she's in the other studio. Nope. Maybe she showed up to the other studio and she's there waiting for us. Well, if she is, her pig slips waiting for. Oh, Danny, this is not good.

You do not, no call, no show the creep off. God damn it. Oh, my gosh. So the last week doesn't count then, right? No, it counts. What's the official rule book say if there's no results, girl, there's no results? The person with the best tits reads it. Oh, please, yes.

Let us know. All right, I'll do it. What happened? I'll read them that. That's fine. All right, I have the results from Alex, Carl, and I'll just go ahead and say it. I whooped your candy ass. 64% of the vote.

Jesus chap, baby. You know what that means, Carl? What does that mean? One more for the good guys. Oh, man. So that also means I'm on GamePoint, and you still haven't done. your last consequence so if I win this week double consequences for Carl next week for not doing his consequence this is brutal yeah well try harder he did pretty good last week I'll give you that I

definitely brought the better creep last week the woman cooked her children alive I hear you I hear you versus a homeless guy who had to eat his own balls yeah I mean come on he made his choices in life mine was more fun and funnier but I'll yeah I will say that. Yours was funnier, but that's not what this is a contest now. It's not what this is a contest about? Oh shit, I'm doing this rock now. No wonder I keep losing. Overall, yes, probably why you keep losing. That would make sense then. I'm happy to announce this week's category you picked it, Carl. I did because, you know, we had the football games yesterday, big championship weekend. And so I thought, have we ever talked about like the creepiest person

in the arena or stadium? Yeah. It's always incidences like in Philadelphia notoriously. They actually have a court and a judge in the stadium because the fans get so unruly, they take him right to jail. And I'll tell you, man, there are some crazy things that have happened inside of arenas and stadiums, but you know what else I've realized over the last two days of Googling and searching? Yeah, what's that? A lot of people hide this shit, and a lot of the really serious stuff gets kind of brushed out of the Google searches, I think.

There was, in 2009, so definitely HD cameras everywhere. A soccer game that was played in Iraq Against two teams That are rivals in their league A guy was coming up to shoot and score a goal It got shot in the head and died A spectator shot a Iraqi soccer player In the head during the game

And I couldn't find any footage of it There's barely articles about it Like this seems like this would be all over the fucking place Fucking everybody says Al Jazeera is a reputable news source Where's the video? Right I was very disappointed I couldn't use that because there was just nothing to use with that unfortunately.

Very depressing turn of events. Also, Ty Cobb got up to some shit, but there was no video back then, so that's a tough one to report on it as well. Carl, I read one, and I didn't bring it because it didn't happen inside of a stadium. It was like a semi-pro game that was like in a park somewhere. Okay. But it was also soccer, and I believe it was in Columbia. Okay.

And the referee and one of the players got into an argument, and the player came at the the referee. It was like yelling at him. So the referee pulled out a knife and stabbed the. guy to death. Nice. And then as they dragged this guy off the field, they keep the game going, and the word gets out that the dude who got stabbed died.

So the fans rushed the field. They just got the game going. They had murdered and decapitated the referee and put his head out of a stick outside of the park. Holy shit. That's fun. Not in a stadium, though, so I couldn't use it. You know what I have to say about that? Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

People were real fired up. Oh, man. But I think I got a good one. I think I got a pretty good one. Nothing's going to compare to that. I went for the United States of America on mine. Let's ring the bell. But before we do, we should remind everybody that it is a holiday today, Carl. Oh, my gosh.

I almost forgot, you know, with everything that's going on in the NFL and all the sports balls out there. I forgot that today is Super Chat Monday. And the way that you celebrate Super Chat Monday is just like how Red Jared C did it. 750, he says Vinny Winnie. Nobody's beating that baby baking bitch. Amen, Red Jared. All right, Red Jared. I hear you.

He's right, though. You brought it. You brought it last week. I'm going to bring it this week. I'm not worried. I ain't scared. Mm-hmm. I ain't scared.

You should be. Should we discuss how this show is a contest? Yeah. A contest between Vinny and myself. And each week we try to bring the biggest creep at a different category. And then you, the listeners and viewers, go to the creepout.com, and vote for you thought brought the bigger creep that week. Once somebody gets five victories, the other person loses, that round, we have to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences. But anyway, without further ado, I think we should get into it.

the creepiest stadium jerk. Ring that bell, baby. Carl, all of my best memories from stadiums come from going to games with my dad. Yes. You know, it's a wonderful father-son, pastime, baseball, football, anything when you get to go to the stadium with your dad,

those are those memorable moments for both of them that live on forever. It's the bonding that keeps you remembering them years after they pass. Absolutely. That's why, you know, sports teams mean so much to families. That's true. You know, like, my dad was a Dolphins fan.

That's why I'm a Dolphins fan. Your dad had a lot of flaws. My dad was a problem. We know. He was hiding out from the cops in South Beach for a while, you know, in the early 70s, and really took up the fact that the head coach was Italian. It was a big fan of that. Well, he wanted to hide from people, so he went to a Dolphins game where nobody goes.

Still haven't found him. Smart. So today we're going to talk about a stadium that you and I have both gone to together. Kaminsky Park. Oh, yes. Home of the Chicago White Sox. Of course, when we went there, it was lowest rate guarantee park or something like that. That's correct.

I forget what it's called now, but it's really lame. It's pretty dumb. But it's one of the classic stadiums, awesome stadiums, south side of Chicago, where a lot of shit goes down, Carl. Yeah. And it's a fun neighborhood. Including the game that we went to, actually. There were many brawls at that game. People were getting dragged out.

It was 97 degrees, 100% humidity, 1 o'clock game against the Cubs. And people were drunk. People showed up a drug to that one. Wow. What are the happiest days of my life? Yes. But we're going to talk about a game that happened on September 19th in 2002 when my creep today and his son, William League Jr.

And his son, William League the third, went to a game. Now, everything was going well in this game. The game was progression as usual until the seventh inning, Carl. And I'm going to have you play my clip one. Okay. Because this is what the people at home watch. TV saw Tucker at the play Tucker Bunting pops it up Mike Porziel make the diving cast all of a sudden the frightening scene at first base the Royals bench charging the field

there is a pile of a couple what the fuck could possibly be happening where the entire team from both benches cleared and they're not beating each other up yeah that's weird right well let's find out what actually happened here's clip two guys come out of the stage two spectators jumped out of the stands attacking first base coach Tom Gamboa. The spectators, a father and son started to throw punches at Gamboa. The umpire, Matt Hallowell and White Sox second baseman Willie Harris appear stunned and frozen. The 54-year-old Gamboa had to defend himself, kicking the attackers. Here's the disturbing scene right there as he tries to defend himself from this father and son. And then the Royals players and coaches rushing to his aid.

Yeah. So can I translate what's going on here? Sure. It's the ninth inning. It's a two to one. It's a seventh inning. Oh, I thought it's a ninth on the score. It's the seventh day.

And it's also a meaningless seat. Yeah, it's a two to one game against the royals. They're bored out of their minds. They're like, can we do something to make this fun? Sure. Yeah. Why don't you show my picture of William Jr. As for Gambo was a two-knackers as they were led into the police.

That's a video and you're ruining my presentation. Well, I don't know what your fucking picture is. You've got to tell me this. Well, it looks like you didn't put it in there, did you? Download everything that you had in the folder Okay So either way Sorry

You did not But here's what we're going to say Why did this happen Okay Let's rewind this Yep And these two men were being dragged out of the stadium By the police

Taken directly to jail And they are asked by reporters What caused this? Why would you attack this 54-year-old man And by the way First base coach He barely a part of the team He lost hearing in one of his

ears over this. And I mean, he had a really, he had a bad, he got hurt. So let's find out what happened. As for Gamboa's attackers, as they were led into the police car, they answered the question, why? Why did you do what you did? He flicked us off. He got what he deserved. Oh, okay.

Yep, you can't be flicking off the fans in the South Side of Chicago. Well, he got to know better than that. He absolutely did nothing of the sort. Oh, well, I mean, and there was a lot of witnesses, and there's a lot of cameras. Mr. Gamboa didn't do shit. Okay.

In fact, Carl, when this went to court, some of the evidence that was produced is the fact that these two premeditated this while they were sitting in the stands. Okay, yeah. Him, he's 34, and his 15-year-old son, we're like, you know what we ought to do? We got to go beat the fuck out of this guy. In fact, Senior, William Sr., got when called his sister and told her to turn the game on and to tape the game. That's hilarious.

So that came up in court. Now, here's the real scary part here. This could have been a lot worse. Clip number four. The umpire, Hallowell, the hitting coach Lamar Johnson, picking up pieces of broken glass. They found a folded pocket knife at the scene. Gamboa in the dugout, smiling but very relieved. He's bleeding out of the other side of his head.

Carl, Harris, the first baseman, saw one of the dudes trying to grab their knife. out of his pocket. No shit. When the team tackled him. Yeah. He dropped it and it was never opened. That's the only reason this wasn't attempted murder. Oh, boy. This is really, really horrible. Now, like I said, this could have been way worse.

What do you think happened to these two fucking deviant pieces of trailer park shit? I would imagine that they're not a lot in the stadium anymore. They've probably been trespassed from the park. Let's try again, Carl. Okay. They answered a plea guilt. Well, the dad did. guilty of two counts of aggravated battery

he was sentenced to 30 months of probation he had to perform community service attend parenting classes parenting classes and father of the year remain in substance abuse programs was he a little drunk a little bit and abide by a curfew for 90 days the judge also denied a request from Major League Baseball

made through prosecutors that he be banned from attending baseball games why? Why is he not banned from baseball games the judge said nope in fact then they went back to the judge and said could we at least ban him from attending baseball games during his probation

yeah and the judge said nope why what's the reasoning for that was a rationale fucking knows weird the kid got five years probation and 30 hours of community service that judge Leo Holt recommended he be sent to a prison boot camp because of a probation violation at one point

but people were very upset that they got off so light would you imagine that they lived happily ever after after this? Did they? No. Oh, no. A lot of problems.

Oh, no. In fact, actually, you know what, Carl? Go back up there real quick. Pull up number five for me. Yeah. Pull up number five. Okay, that's that walking out of the game.

Hit number six for me. Is that the photo you wanted? That is the photo. I didn't have. Yeah. You just labeled it incorrectly. Yeah, I totally fucked up. It's totally happy.

I was just looking at my inbox. And I'm like, nope, I grabbed everything you said me. Nope, it was me. It's totally me. Number six. This is the picture that the son, by the way, in 2009 made his MySpace profile picture. He's very proud of it. He's still very proud of it, even like eight years after.

And he labeled it, hold on, I got to read this right. He labeled it. Me and Dad, fuck it up the coach for the fucking Kansas City Royals. I mean, that'll get to some friend requests right there. That's pretty cool. Let me show you the last picture of this kid that I could find online. This is what he looks like now. These two fucking dirtbags.

Why is he holding on to his penis and a selfie? Why is that on the internet? Agreed. Also, what's up with that shower? Are those curtains behind him? Might be curtains. Who is decorating that place? It needs a woman's touch.

I'll tell you that. It's not great. So the dad got probation, but then by 2004, was arrested stealing radios out of car. and he ended up getting five years in prison after that. Okay. This kid has multiple arrests for drugs and other stuff. So I'm not sure exactly what happened to him.

The only positive trace I could find of the sun on the internet was a video on YouTube. And I'm not going to play it because it's of him and his daughter at the zoo. Okay. And it's just like a slideshow of him and his daughter. But here's the thing. Did they go and beat up a monkey or something? Is he like, no, my dad used to bring me to things what we used to do? I was going to get there.

But here's the problem. It's one of those slideshows where you can tell that, like, it's a bad dad because, like, it's supposed to be, like, this overall thing of their relationship, but it's only pictures of one day. Yeah. Like the one day they went to the zoo. Yeah, that's not great. Every picture they're wearing the same things, and they look so happy in the one set of

pictures from the one day. Yeah, it reminds me of in the movie The Room. He's very upset that his fiancé is sleeping with his friend. Yeah. And so he goes back and thinks of all their fond memories together, but it's all. scenes from the movie that we've just seen. That's exactly what it is. Yesterday and the day before.

It's like, okay, wow, all those memories. I was so happy with you, Lisa. Right. So, my creeps this week, father and son team, William League Jr. and his son, William League the third. This is actually known as one of the most heinous fan attacks in baseball history.

And nobody was shooting anybody or anything like that, but they were going to stab the first base coach to death. That's so wild. And a fucking game that doesn't matter. What? The first base coach doesn't matter. I can't think of a, you know what I mean?

Like, what's the point of that? Yeah. And I mean, this is like, I watched a couple of interviews with this guy, and he's just like a nice old baseball guy. Of course. I love the sport. I love the sports since I was a boy. Do you know how you become a first base coach?

You're likable. People want you around. Right. Because there's no other reason. It's like, the guy used to play baseball. He still wants to hang around. Like, we'd be the first base coach. Don Zimmer didn't know what he was doing for like 15 years.

Right. They just got fun to have around. It's got them around. Oh, my gosh, that fight that he was on. Anyway. With Pedro grabbed a nice, giant head and threw it to the ground. That's another good one. That's a fun one.

But, uh, all right, Carl, what do you got, buddy? Well, thank you, Vinny. Great presentation there, my friend. But I am bringing in a creep, and this is actually going to go the opposite way of your creep. I'm talking about Mike Milberry. Uh-huh. Mike Milbury signed with the Bruins as a free agent November 5th, 1974. Why do I know Mike Milbury?

Oh, because he's the voice of NBC sports for NHL hockey. Oh. Oh, I do know who that is. I do know who that is. Very famous guy. Okay. He spent two seasons with the Rochester and Rexster Americans here in Rochester. In both of those seasons, he led the club in penalty minutes, 246 and 75 and 199 in 76.

He was a goon. Okay. Okay. When you lead the team in penalty minutes, you're just going out there to fight people. That's what your role is, especially in the 70s on the team. Now, fast forward. That's why I didn't play hockey as a teenager. I was like, I would like, they were like, what position do I play?

I was like, Goon, and they were like, no. I want to punch people in the face. What do you mean? What position do I want to play? Put me on defense, left wing? I don't give a shit. They told me no, but to be fair, it was probably because I was a pussy. Yeah.

They're like, no, you're probably going to accept more punches. I talk a big game. I talk a big game. All right. So he's in the A.H.O. with the Amherks is a goon. The coach of the Bruins at the time loves that style of play. Calls him up.

Fast forward, December 23rd, 1979. We're in New York City, Madison Square Garden. Think about this. Christmas time in Manhattan. What could be lovelier than that? You are downtown Manhattan. Two days before Christmas, the Bruins and the Rangers are playing a game. There's a rivalry game there for sure.

Boston and New York, you know, they got a thing going on. Well, the game ends. Phil Esposito goes in for a breakway. He's down four to three, the Rangers are. And great save by the goaltender. End of the game. The Bruins win four to three. Oh, no.

The fans are not happy about this. Yeah, I feel like I'm there, Carl. You're painting such a picture. The fans are not happy about this. And the players are a little upset with each other, too. So they're yelling at each other a little bit, and then the fans get involved. But I'll tell you, well, we've got a little thing going on here between beaten and Seekord. As the fans are now getting involved.

Yes. And this is going to be something. O'Reilly's into the stands. the stands fighting with a Ranger fan and all the Bruins are going over. Jill Bear is in there, Peter McNabb. They're all in the stands.

McNabb's going up to grab somebody. About seven or eight rows up. That was a down. Okay. So apparently what happened was... I see no problem here so far. Apparently what happened was now, the glass is very low back down.

I didn't realize. I've been a hockey fan on my life. I didn't realize the glass was so low. Ninety 79. Because of this game, they changed that, by the way. Insurance premium seemed more reasonable. So the guy grabbed his program, folded up, and hit one of the Bruins in the face with that, and then grabbed the Bruins stick.

That's why they started going up and over and going in. Now, there's a bunch of fans involved in this. And you just saw this guy, he's climbing up to the seventh row in order to track him down because he's trying to get away from it. In skates, they're still in their uniforms. It's a whole thing going on. So here counts Mike Creep, Mike Milberry, who we're going to see appear out of Nasskete. nowhere after he sees his teammate. I'm a feeling he's going to end up being my favorite

player of all time after this. After we see his teammate going after this guy. We don't know what this guy did at all. We've no idea. He's not the guy who started that. McNabs going up to grab somebody. About seven or eight rolls up. Number 26. This is too bad. And then here's a

coper here. He's ripping his shoe off. He's ripping the fan shoe up. And boom, smacks the guy with his own shoe. He took the fan shoe off. The other player already has him down. He pulled his shoe off and smashed him with his own shoe. I know what you're thinking. I see no problem here.

I know what you're thinking. Again, this is, this guy's awesome. Can we see that in slow motion? We sure can. Yes, I was thinking that. Let's go. He's got the shoe. He's ripping it off.

Give me that fucking chew, you asshole. And now, with full force right down on the guy, smacks him. To be fair, we can't tell if he made contact. Well, we're going to find out that he did make contact. In just a moment. But I just want to show more of this brawl first. Because this is, this is amazing. This is like the movie Slapshot.

This, you didn't think that this kind of should actually happen, but it did. And you've got to worry about a spectator. So he's got to, he's still got to shoot. Yeah, he still trying to fight this guy. This does the game no good at all. The breakout. The Rangers aren't helping at all. At the end of the game.

and all the Bruins, it seems, are over the dasher and into the stands. Terry O'Reilly was first. They were battling and just a wild scene at Madison Square Garden. Mike still wants that. I'm looking. He's got his fists on bowling up. He's like, come on, let me get a more shots on this asshole. Now, you might think, what a great guy he is.

I'm thinking this is the coolest thing ever. You're thinking it's the coolest thing ever. He's the fucking rodar test of the NHL. That's what you're thinking. But hold on a second because Mike Milbury was interviewed about this just last year on a show called Spitting Chicklets. It's over on Barstool Sports. And they asked him about this incident. So, Madison Square Garden at the time was not a very good place to play.

I mean, they'd throw shit at you. They'd throw batteries or empty bottles. And there was no security getting through the gate at that time. And you just came in with whatever you came in with. Okay. So the fans there had been unruly in the past, these New York fans. And honestly, that's why the Rangers were all just standing there watching it. They're just like, oh, these guys are assholes are probably deserved it.

Or they're thinking like, hey, let those guys fight for us. We're not going to do it. About the fans helped us out a little bit. Never been a Rangers fan. Not me neither. All right. So now he tells the tale of how this all unfolded, because we saw him come out of nowhere and just grab this guy's shoe and start whacking him with it.

Like, why was he involved in this? And then because I know it's Madison Square Garden, right off the ice. I go right into the locker room. It's two days before Christmas. We've won the game. The Budweiser's on ice in the locker room. Cold, we're ready to go. We're going to be in Christmas holiday.

And nobody follows me in. I don't know, what the hell? And so Violet Chevers came in. And I said, well, Jerry, where is everybody? He said, there's some sort of beef going. on there. So, you know, teammates do what teammates do. I run back. I left my

gloves and my stick, everything in the locker room, and I get to the ice level at Madison Square Garden. You guys know where the visitors jump up, I jump onto the ice, and the stairs are to the left. I never got to the ice surface. I just walked up the stairs.

And I see O'Reilly, McNabb's, and a bunch of other guy, but McNabb's up the highest. And he's my buddy. He's sit beside him the locker room, so I gotta go up there and, you know, he's already got the guy over the chair, so his feet are up in the air, right? I have no fucking clue why I'm there. Why am I here?

Why am I in this position? What happened? I was sitting Christmas gals to my heart and was racing like a thousand beats a minute. It was just, it was nuts. So this guy totally unprovoked started beating a guy with his own shoe. Didn't even know what was going on. Was in the locker room when all this was happening? He just comes out and goes, well, we're fighting people.

Let's go. What do we do? We fight everyone? That's crazy. This guy is not only awesome. He's a great. He's a great. I cannot believe you're going out like this.

Well, I hope you enjoy spinning the wheel next to me. According to Mike Milbury, he didn't even do anything. So I, you know, I gave him a, I just, I don't know what happened there. I just had a braid cramp and grab his shoe, shitty little pennylover and hit him on the thigh. That was not a pennylover. got six games, no satisfaction, really, from not being able to smack. By the way, down below, guys were going to town on some of these other fans. They were getting their licksing really good.

I didn't do anything. I can't say that I care for him being a little bit of a rat there. Everybody was doing way worse than me. Own what you did. You smacked a guy with his shoe. You hit him once, and honestly, it didn't look that bad to me. It was a cheap pennylofer, and it's really a funny story. It was not a cheap penny loafers.

You see how hard it wasn't getting him off his foot? It was a boot. And we were talking about December 23rd in New York. No one's wearing a penny loafers. The guy was running Italian leather loafers. He's lying, obviously. The only thing that happened was the penny fell out, and the guy was upset about it. Well, they were more than just upset about it.

Okay. Those fans sued us for $7 million at the time, by the way. That got thrown out, fortunately. All right. So, Vinny, here's this guy. He's just a goon. He just knows that there was a repeat. fans. Let's go beat up fans. It just starts smacking people with their own shoe. He's great.

Out in the stands. And so then he gets a job on NBC and he's critiquing other hockey players. For example, for example, I'm sure you're familiar with Ovechkin. Yeah. One of the greats from Alexander Ovechkin from the Washington Capitals. One of the greats from this generation. Well, he was calling out Ovechkin recently and I guess he doesn't care for Ovechkin faking injuries. When you're a big star like this, you don't have to act like a baby. This is ridiculous embellishment. He should be embarrassed by this, and so should his teammates. That is silly.

That you get up and act like a man, for God's sake. And this one, move your butt along the wall. You're just standing there. I've seen this for three years. You'd think somebody would figure this out and tell him that he's got to move. And look at the effort on the back check there. Are you kidding me? This is a guy that makes a ton of money.

He owes it to his owner. He owes it to his coach. And watch him change. line change on the goal. That is inexcusable behavior, unacceptable for a guy, for a coach, especially the rookie coach like Adam Oates. That guy ought to be held accountable.

And today. They pull Braden-Holpe, and Ovechkin's going to play the whole third period. After he got hit in the head, how many minutes did he play on that power play? All two minutes. All two minutes. Disgusting.

So I have to say, What's your point? I have to say that Mike might be a guy that could actually go after players for not being good teammates based on what we saw him doing in the 70s and watching Ovec could not even get back for a back check and just skate off the ice

while the other team's coming into the zone and scoring a goal. Carl. He might have standing on this one. Carl. He might have standing. So the incident resulted in the installation of higher glass panels

and closing the ranks in hockey arenas. So he is the reason why you don't catch a puck when you go to the game anymore. He used to be able to catch a couple of pucks. It's this guy? It's not insurance. It's his fault. for going up over the stands and fighting with the Rangers fans.

Vote for Carl, the creepoff.com. Okay, I'm going to start off with this. It's not a stadium. Secondly, I'm going to say this. Oh, fuck off. This guy's pretty fucking cool. Fuck off. My guy's a degenerate douchebag who is teaching his 15-year-old kid to how to murder an old man.

Also pretty cool. Wow. Also pretty cool. You're going to have to decide, folks, and you can decide. now at the creepoff.com. The voting is up right now. It is available. And, of course, we are celebrating Super Chat

Monday on a end of the Bills season Monday. Matthew Raleigh says, Curl, just wanted to say congrats to you and the Bills. Long time coming and well-deserved. Good luck in the Super Bowl. Oh, I guess you stopped watching the third quarter. I guess you stopped watching that

in the third quarter. Hamilton Burger, do-do stand Monica Seals, not creepy enough. I looked at that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I looked at that one, too. But, uh, tennis. You know?

At least they play it in this, something's like a stadium. Oh, fuck off. It's definitely a... If it was creepiest fan in the arena, maybe my creep would have been different is all I'm saying. A stadium and arena? They're synonyms. I don't know, girl.

I don't know. You don't know. Everybody decide. All right. Well, that, those are the creeps for this week. And so that brings us to everyone's favorite part of the show. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Now we're talking. All right. I want to introduce you to Jasmine. Jasmine's at the mall. Her dad dropped her off at the mall to go shopping.

What year is this, 1996? No, this is last year. year. Wow. This is last year. What a negative parent. And Jasmine is at the H&M. And she's kind of being a bother and they ask her to leave.

The manager says, you got to go. What was she doing in the H&M call? She's making a lot of noise. She keeps trying on all these different outfits and stuff. She's just like messing everything up. She's just not a good customer. They can tell she's not going to buy anything and she's being a problem. And she won't leave.

So they have to get the police involved. And so the cops show up. And let her know, like, you got to go. Where can I get that guy's jersey, by the way? They want you to leave. Which what? Who's your creeps day? Mike Milford?

Mike Milbury. Mike Milbury. I want a Mike Milbury Bruins jersey. That is awesome. All right. The big problem is they want you to leave. They've asked you to leave. This is a private business.

They can ask anybody to leave that they want to leave. I can't come back. Well, they do want to trespass you, I believe. But the most important thing is if a business owner asks you to leave, you're supposed to leave the premises. You can actually be arrested. He actually told me that he wasn't the owner and that he was just a manager. Well, the manager said she had asked you to leave as well.

Bottom line is, though, if a business asks you to leave, you have to leave. It's a private business, they can do that. Someone can do it at their house, too. If you're at someone's house and they say, hey, Jasmine, we want you to leave and you say no. They didn't say they didn't want me to leave. They said they wanted me to stop trying on their shit. Okay. Okay, so now we're arguing over this.

I mean, I don't know about you, but if someone doesn't want me somewhere, I will leave immediately. I'm like, sorry about that. I'll be on my way. You mean you don't sit down crisscross applesauce? I'm not going to argue with the people. I'm just like, no, uh, they didn't tell me to leave. Well, I'm telling you they told you to leave, all right? There's this thing that I really hate that people do when you're talking to them.

It's a power thing. It's a power dynamic thing where you're having a conversation with them and they want to show you no respect. Yeah. And they don't look at you. They look the other way and just look like they're tuned out. They may be hearing what you're saying, but they're purposefully ignoring you. Yeah. That's what she's doing right now.

That's the body language. giving is i don't give a fuck what you're saying right what you're saying doesn't matter and she's still going to argue and she's also not understanding what's going out here okay just tell her she's not welcome back okay so jasmine hold on listen for a second have you ever been trespassed anywhere before she's that's how long have you been the manager yeah it doesn't matter really day could be his first six minutes get the fuck out you gotta go you're god no okay So, the way this works is if you come back for any reason within the next year, that's as long as it can be valid for.

It's just a year. Just a year. Listen, carefully, if you come back for any reason, you can go to jail. Okay, so you can go anywhere else in the mall. That depends on the judge. You go to jail, you get booked, and you'll have a trial, and the judge will determine what's your sentence is. But you need to leave right now. Otherwise, I'll take you to jail today.

I mean, I'm going to leave right now, but I'm going to come back in here regardless. If you do, they're going to tell us. They're going to take me to jail, yeah. Yes, ma'am. But I'm not going to be in jail for a long. And then they're just going to let me come out. So, Jasmine, I need you to leave right now. I'm going to go to jail today.

Did you hear what she was asking? She goes, okay, so if I come back again, I'll go to jail for how long? Well, then I'll just get out and I'll just come back again. What do you try to accomplish here? I don't understand. Complete defiance. That's what this is. This is just like, fuck you.

Whatever. They'll do that, but I'll still do it. Right. Like, your discipline means nothing to me. Your consequences mean nothing to me. See, I think she's just dumb. But you could be right. I feel like she understands it, but is just looking for the way around it to make sure that none of the sticks and that she's basically making it clear to them.

I'm going to do what I want to do in spite of anything you have to say. Okay. Well, she leaves, which was nice of her. She walks across the way to a foot locker. And when she left, that darn security thing went off. Ah! So the cop has to go and see what's doing with her. That's why she didn't want to leave.

She just did that she was going to go off. Oh, shit. Maybe you're right. Because it's in her bag. Oh, no. She didn't get a chance to, like, get the thing off of it. Well, she also didn't do a good job of hiding because she walked right into the store across the way and the police find her there. Hey, Jasmine.

Sorry. So when your bag went, when you went through the security checkpoint, your bag went off, okay? I'm going to need to check your bag to make sure you didn't steal any merchandise. This is what's her. my bag, what's called? She's like, I'm just gonna shave this thing here. My sweat hands. Hold on, I need you put this down for me.

I don't want you reaching in there anymore. Stop right now. Get off my bag, no, let go, Jasmine. Get off my bag, bro. Jasmine, you need to let go. My bag. Relax, let go the bag.

I'm going to search it. If you don't, if you don't, if you don't relax, you can end up getting an additional charge if you don't stop it. Stop right now. Yeah, boy. All right.

So then this couple begins. She did not want to let them look into her bag. Huh. Was there anything else in that bag that maybe they shouldn't have seen? We're going to find out. We're going to find out in a little bit. But after this, she does get cuffed because she is resisting. And so they put the cuffs on her.

And then she starts yelling, call my dad so he can know I'm going to jail. Oh, I thought she was going to say she started yelling, Attica. Attica. Oh, boy. We're going to get there. But first, she's a child. She doesn't seem like a child. She doesn't look like a child, but she acts like a child.

She's yelling, call my dad. And they're not having that. She decides, what if I escape right now? I think I should try to escape. Are you these years? Yeah, this is ours. Okay. The store manager will cross the way going, yeah.

No, ma'am. No, ma'am. No man. So she's going, all right. I'll just get out of these cops and be out my way. She's really trying to get out. Yeah, she's very good. Stop.

You need to stop. Stop resisting arrest. I'm going to charge you. All right, that's battery. Then stop. You are under arrest for shoplifting. We will worry about that later. Stop resisting forever.

Stop trying to scratch me. Stop trying to scratch me. Stop. Then stop. Stop you doing all that shit, bro. Stop. Stop. You have to calm down.

I'm going to tighten the cuffs to keep you from escaping. They're calling me, bitch. And then calm down. So she was going to slip out of those cuffs and just be on her way right there. Yes, she did. That was going to happen. I like the question of how long am I arrested for? You're under arrest for how long?

Everything with her is how long. You're going to go to jail. For how long, though? It's like a dad telling your kid to go to time out. You go to time out. How long? Ten minutes. Ten minutes go.

Go to your room. How long? All right, so they need to start. By the way, when she scratched him right there, you heard him say, don't scratch me. She did cut the skin. He was cut from that. That's a battery. Not good with a police officer.

I'll tell you that. You don't want to have evidence. I hope he didn't mess up her nails. He didn't. Thank God. I know. Could you imagine? She'd be very upset.

So now it's time to walk her out of the store. They've made enough of a scene. Let's get her to the patrol car outside. side. You are not going away, stop it. Stop resisting. You are going to jail today. It is happening.

Stop resisting. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Walk. Four to 80. Here you are.

Stop. Walk. You just rope my train. You would walk. This wouldn't happen. Wouldn't happen out of you Why? You're saying it.

This is a child. Come on, Jasmine. This is a child. I would grab her if I would like a drag her. Well, they start debating how they're going to get her out of here. I think that's one of the options. Your choices are firemen's carry. Yeah, you just said, we're going to have to drag her.

So now they're calling in, uh, reinforcements here to try to get her out of the store. So she, escape was a first idea. And now it's just going to be difficult. since you can't escape. It's, it's, the concept of consequences to this kid. Yeah. Are foreign. You could tell.

I wouldn't call her dad and just say, hey, you fucked up. Yeah. This is not a good job. Your daughter, um, gas chamber. Right. You did a terrible job. This is your fault. You should feel bad.

Your kid couldn't function in society. She comes up, though, with a great idea. What's that? So escape didn't work. Being difficult, it's not working. It's just going to drag her. So then she goes, I know what I'll do.

Stop. How about I give y'all all the money that's all need for them outfits that was only 20 bucks? Go. How about I just buy the outfit that was only 20 bucks? Can I just give you all my money and then, uh, and then I'm good? Time for that is past. Yeah, you probably should have done that before you left the store. The time for that is special.

Like, all right, you caught me. I'll buy it. Here's some money. All right, guys. Let's call it a day. I'm going to come back here and steal when I get out of juries. jail just so you guys know right now wait till i get a job and steal i'm gonna go places they're not supposed to be so they're waiting for another cop to help drag her out and uh canine why not so so far

escaping didn't work being difficult didn't work offering to buy the merchandise hasn't worked so she's not that bright we go back to escape time again and uh then you're gonna hear a name get thrown around She's trying to get, she's trying to do some gymnastics. Yeah, this is not a game, Judge. Arms in front of her. Yes, she is. She just made it easier to carry her, though.

Idiot. You're going to kill me like how y'all did, George. No one's going to hurt you. Everything that's happening to you is on you. You're going to kill me like you did George. Everyone's George Floyd now all of a sudden. Everyone who resists the rest. No,

George Floyd. Thank God I'm not a cop because my response would be like, no, not like George would be way more violent if I do it.

Yeah, right. Exactly. You went easy compared to what we're going to do to you, motherfucker. Okay. So this is why

these people behave in this way because they think that the cops are always in the wrong. Is the proper response to that? Are you Odean? That would have been what I would have said.

How much fentanyl is in your system right now? Fuck. Ma'am. So yes, again, thank you again to our,

amazing news media for teaching everyone that the cops are always in the wrong and that you can abuse them however you'd like to. It's only $20 outfits. It's not that serious. Oh, shit. Does she deserve to be tackled over a $20 outfit? I think she deserves to be tackled for her general attitude. All right.

Well, she has more questions. So she starts negotiating with them. So when do I get out today? Well, you're going to have a very high bond, so it'll depend on how much money you have. which was only $40 stolen? You battered a law enforcement officer and you resisted arrest. I didn't battery you.

Okay, talk to your lawyer about that. I don't have a lawyer. Call my dad, though, to let him know that he spent... I'll call him when you're at the jail. No, call him now because he's the one that dropped me all. No. You want us to call him? Yes, can you call him?

I will call it if you get up and walk. This is hilarious right here. Because the female officer is just like, okay, she goes into mom mode. She decides you're going to negotiate with her. Do you ever us to call your dad? Call him? Yes, can you call him?

I will call him. So he can come over here. Listen to me, you get up and walk. I will call him. Okay. You're going to get up and walk? His number is 850. Hold on.

I'm not going to call him. We get to the car. And so we're in the car. Once you're in the car, I will call him. This is how you treat a toddler. Okay. We'll do the thing you want. We'll get you the gift you want.

But you have to behave. Are you going to behave? Are you going to walk to the car like a big girl? Are you going to walk to the car? Then you'll get a candy. if you walk to the car you're gonna give you your charges when you get to the car

well the problem is is that she's still not walking even with this negotiation they just had she still will not do it that's on you that's on you stop that she hurts stop

walking it too far turn her this way and drag her stop trying to twist it that's from you that's from you that's from you bitch Hey, stop.

She's going to follow those. You can go to me to do it right now. I'm sure he's probably watching from the food court going, oh, yeah, that's what? Yeah, that's what I would have expected. All right. I guess I'll deal with this when I'm done with this, Orange, Julius. Could you imagine there's no shame at all to be carrying on like this in the mall in front of everyone? Now, fortunately, there's no one at the mall anymore, but still, there's more cops at the mall right now than customers, which is astounding.

This is a really quick one, but I just wanted to show you how they have to carry her out. There's a quick shot of it here. It's four cops walking her out horizontally because that's the only way they could get her out of there. She would refuse to walk and just kept falling down. Incredible. Where's my last clip? How old is this kid? I don't know.

How old do you think she is? She looks like she's in early 20s, but maybe 19, yeah. Yeah, I mean, she's not a child. Probably not old enough to drink, but probably drinks anyway, is my guess. She's on something, for sure. The Warriors Christian says 16. I don't know about that. She does have braces, but, you know, I've seen, I've seen some.

some adult actresses who wear braces well under their 20s, so you never know. All right, this is the charges. We're going to find out what's doing. They make them for adult, you know, Carl. The suspect had seven full of the others and three retailers in one. Check and see if they're a victim is wrong. They probably are. Might as well rack it up.

How about this one? She was charged with petty theft, resisting without violence, losing with violence. They're better enough for she counts, assault on an officer. Awesome. What I think is crazy here, she has horrible taste. She stole seven items and the total value is 100 bucks in a mall. That should be two items, a hundred bucks worth of clothes. What I find interesting about this is, that's how shitty the mall is.

Yeah, right? It's tell, holy shit, whatever. She's stealing something on clearance. She goes to the clearance rack and steals. What are you doing? You might as well. No, you might buy it. Just fucking buy it.

It's nothing. Whatever. 103 bucks. Bad choices, ma'am. Bad choices. for sure. Oh, do you have our... I think it's time for voicemails, right?

The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse where good real estate is so hard to come by, not even Josh Allen can get a yard. See you in Syracuse. Too soon? What an asshole. What did he record that this morning?

Yep. He said to me, he goes, you're going to love this. one of any Carl's not. Thanks, McBride. Wow. All right, first voice mail. I believe this is coming in from a podcast prophet, and it's for you, Carl.

Carl, Carl, it's a podcast prophet. Holy Spirit is speaking for me. I just traveled from a parallel universe where the Buffalo Bill played the Chiefs. And, oh, shit. Same thing happened? Wait. Fuck. Chief ones too?

Okay. All right, well, you know, fuck out. Sorry, buddy. Yep, I can tell. Don't feel real bad about that. Someone's got a question for me. Vinny, I got a question for you. How come these pedophile hunters never go after the real problems?

The pedophiles on our government. It's a great question. I like to think of it as mainly because the ones that do end up missing. That's right. Yes. I believe this guy is referring to our bonus episode we did on Friday. Friday, which was the return of Pito Hunter Theater, if you haven't seen it yet. Brian Johnson joined us.

Yes. And we met a new group of Pito hunters. Dap. 2K. Dad's against predators. Joshua Mundy, shout out to that, dude. You know what they like to do? They like to open-hand slap people.

Yeah, they give them an option. And you could watch this in the episode where if they catch you talking underage children, your choices are one, you could try to run away, and they will kick the ever-loving shit out of you. you could call the police and we could sit there and present our evidence and you can defend yourself and we'll see what happens or you can step outside with us and we can open hands slap you across the face as many times as you'll agree to. Yeah, each of us got the ones that we saw each got four open hands slabs. Three or four, yeah.

So it's a different way to deal with this sort of issue. We watched some motherfuckers leave their shoes on this episode. So make sure you check that out on the creep off Patreon. You can find the link up there in the corner. If you just use that QR code, or you can just become a member of this channel. I recommend checking out the Patreon because with Patreon, you could get some bonus merch. Also, on Patreon, you want to listen to it. You're like listening to podcasts.

You can pop that up into any podcast player that you have with the RSS feed that you get for it and the entire back catalog of all the bonus stuff we've ever done. Yes. Is available when you sign up on Patreon. That is correct. So Carl, one more voicemail. Here we go. Hey, there's any.

This is Nick. and I'm calling in because I just thought about something. How the hell does Carl claim to have skateboarding with them club feet? I mean, come on. Just imagine them little orthopedic shoes on their skateboard. Hell, it was probably a penny board. Call me back, big boy. I'm not calling you back, Mick, but the answer is,

have you ever seen a Raptor Claw? The talons themselves can wrap around the side of the skateboard and keep it. He's better than most kids. His club feet allowed him to excel. I never had to grab my board with my hand. Correct. Yeah. Correct.

So it worked out well. He has an opposable toe. I got a couple of voicemails for us here, but I. All right. This is for the creep off. This is the ghosts of Ken Otto. How do you make Benny Paul mean O? Put Benny Paul on a diet.

Oh. Now I will return to hell. where I belong with Jake Hudson's parents. All right. And Otto calling it to the show. Tell me for us. The Ghost of,

with a hilarious joke about Vinny being fat. Carl, this is for the creep-off. Eddie Gallagher is a national treasure and a true American hero. It's clear

that you're an ISIS sympathizer and you now support Islam. So from now on, I've got to vote for Vinny. Thank you. Sorry, bud. I'm going to have to change my name from Carl's Frosted Tips to Vinny's Frosted Tips. Sorry. Vinny, you got my vote for now, buddy.

What? What? Thank you, brother. Fuck, Stutter and John. I lost Carl's Frosted Tips. From the bottom of my heart. Oh, no. Oh, God.

That's not great. So, uh, any more, Carl? No, that's all I got, buddy. Well, then, I guess that means it is time for a scum parade. Oh no, it's the Skull Parade For God for a Skull parade Making him in his day It's day

Carl, let's talk about this smoke show Oh wow, I didn't even see this photo over. This is Linda De Sousa Abreu And if you feel like Googling later There's quite an interesting video of her her online and goddamn GSLs wow fucking gorgeous

she is hot she really is the other photo I saw of her in the article she looks great too but she is a prison guard basically yeah prison officer and she was filmed having sex with an inmate inside of the jail whoa that's gonna let the time fly by

makes your sentence a little more bearable what you see there is her getting nailed from behind by the guy inside of the jail cell wow she performed oral sex on him. She fucked him in front of the cellmate who was filming all of it and smoking something in the cell with her.

Doesn't seem like things you should be doing in a cell? She's 30 years old. This happened in England. She was arrested at Heathrow Airport before attempting to board a flight to Madrid with her dad. She was trying to get the fuck out of town. Because this video went viral. Yeah. She basically, they were looking

for her for this because this technically, I know in the States, if you're a prison guard and you have sex with an inmate, you're basically going to become a sex offender because I forget what the category is for it but it's considered rape really yeah weird

because you're in this position of power yeah I don't think there's a victim here many I'm not seeing a victim of this one when I think of violent assaults I think of there's a victim usually involved in that so in a partial written statement by Isolworth

Crown Court Andrew Davy the governor of Wands were said many female staff at the prison had reported an increase in being quote hit on by inmates and were now considered fair game okay so they just need to figure out a way for the prisoners to know which officer is DTF well need to have like a pin or something I guess they're complaining about the bad example that this set no I understand like this guy smooth talked her got himself a little beach got himself a little asshole he's left out everyone's hitting on everyone so now all these guys are all trying to sweet talk him And that's not fun.

She filmed this between January, or June 26 and 28th of this past year. The court was also told that a further recording of her performing a sex acts with the same inmate was found on her prison-issued body-worn cameras. We've got to turn that off first. Yeah. Whoops. A spokesperson for the prison service said, well, the overwhelming majority of prison service staff are hardworking and honest,

we're catching more of the small minority who break the rules by bolstering our counter-corruption unit and strengthening our vetting process. I don't know. I think she's the prison officer of the year. Right. That's what I'm going to say. I read that, and I'm thinking to myself, the vetting process, you're going to add some questions to, like, the interview? So, are you going to blow any of the inmates? What if they tell you you look pretty today?

They just show hardened criminals. They're like, do you find this guy sexy? How about this guy? How about this mass murderer? Serial killer? Carl. Yes. Why did chicks are into that, by the way?

You want to guess how much time she got in jail? How much time she got? 15 months. Well, she spends every day in jail already. But she's got to go to the ladies' jail. That's had as much fun for her. It actually might be even better. It might be.

Definitely hook up over there. Either way, she is the winner of hottest creep of 2025 so far. Linda de Sousa Abrayo. It would be tough to beat that one. All right. Well, this guy's definitely not going to beat it. Let's hit clip number two or picture number two. All right.

This guy, Donald Collaway, he's 53 years old. And he was arrested in Lake Wales, Florida. on day after Christmas, Carl. Okay. He looks like he's related to Andy Dick, doesn't he? Or he is Andy Dick.

We haven't seen Andy in a few months. That's true. Could be him. Well, according to the arresting document, police say they received a call about an alleged sexual activity involving an animal. Cops saying an unnamed witness

told him that she saw a man masturbating next to the head of a 28-year-old horse named Raven. Why is this covered on TMZ? This should be like TMZ. Because they might have actually thought it was Andy Dick. Oh, okay, that would explain it. Yes, because otherwise it doesn't make any sense.

There's a Florida guy jerk off next to a horse. Not normally the kind of thing they cover. He was doing a little bit more than that. The witness alleged the man was tapping his dick against the horse's mane and nose, and claims he attempted to try to insert his penis into the animal's nostril. So he was trying to nose fuck a horse. His buddy probably pranked him, you know, like from that stupid movie where it was like, oh, it's like putting your dick in a warm apple pie.

he's just like oh dude sex with a girl you got to try it man it's like putting your dick in a nostril of a horse dude fucking feels good he's like whoa nostril of a horse you say well i want to try that it wasn't working so he just kept jerkyed off anyway oh okay also if you do finish in the nostril of a horse and the horse sneezes no one's gonna know it's gonna look like they sneezed yeah i think it's a good place for a cover up right there i hope that the horse sneezes out little human horse hybrid babies i don't think that's how that works i know we got to talk to you about biology my friend. Cops say they received a video from this witness, which shows exactly what she described

to though. Okay. So obviously, he was doing this in a position where someone was able to get their cell phone camera out and film it. Officers say the video doesn't exactly show Calloway inserting his penis, but they add his actions and movements make it seem like he's certainly trying to. Now, that's even worse. Police said confronted Calloway, according to the document.

And they say Calloway called the decision, Dom adding, I haven't had sex in probably two months? Two months. Maybe it was just sexually frustrated moment. How late, how much sex is this guy having that two months is the dry spell that drives you to fucking bestiality? Senator John's going on more than four years. He's not trying to fuck horses that we know of.

Two months. Come on, man. Can you imagine him in the horse stall going? That's right. I am the most talented in the devil. He does live in Florida. Calloway was then arrested and booked on one count of sexual contact with animals. He is still in jail, everybody.

You're right. Don't try to fuck a horse in the nose, people. That's a new one. We cover a lot of weirdos on this show. That's a new one for us. Hey, let's take a look at this guy. His name's Giovanni Impelarizani. He's 25 from Cumberland County, New Jersey.

And he worked as a school janitor. Okay. I love his eye makeup. Yeah, I was going to say, don't hire the school janitor where his eye lighter. Yeah. Probably not a great idea. He looks like the bad guy from the mummy. So on Tuesday, October.

31st last Halloween. He was arrested in charge of the aggravated assault in the third degree tampering with food products, two counts in the third degree, endangering the welfare of a child in the third degree, and attempted endangering the welfare of a child in the third degree. Police say he's currently located in the Carmeling County Jails pending a detention hearing, but this is related to contact committed by the 25-year-old while he was a custodian at the Elizabeth Moore School. Due to multiple anonymous tips submitted to the state police, authorities retrieves screenshots and videos of our friend here, performing

sexual acts with inanimate objects while at the school, i.e. shoving stuff up his own ass or jizzing on it, I don't know. According to police, he allegedly tampered with food products and utensils in the school cafeteria with bleach and his own personal body fluids that were then allegedly

offered to school students. See, some people find ways to have fun at work. It passes the time, Vinny. not everyone takes their job so seriously. Some people enjoy it. They said he also allegedly subjected items at other areas of the school with personal body fluids. Mm-hmm. Have a good time.

Well, he was employed with the Upper Deerfield Township School District since 2019. A thorough... And though authorities have confirmed that the underlying conduct occurred during his term of employment, they're still trying to pinpoint whether the alleged acts occurred recently or sometime in the past. They are taking steps to collect body fluids from the cessation. but to determine if they are any potential risk for infectious disease. They're making him jerk off at the jail. They're probably checking him for AIDS.

Oh, boy. So he did a lot. He was fucking coming on the utensils and shit. And the kids are just fucking eating their shit. Well, I put some bleach out it to make sure they wouldn't, you know, get infected with anything. Please. It's good. It's always good.

Awful. This guy's disgusting. Yeah, bleach has a pretty strong odor and taste. Probably people are going to catch out of that. Yeah, it's about the only thing that you could clean come off with that smells like, come yeah doesn't help yeah good point doesn't help at all all right i got one more story for you i want to introduce you to this lovely couple what's going on that's jennifer wolfthal and her husband joseph wolfthal he's an engineer at lockheed martin by the way

dude if i would like this guy i'd be so angry i'd be so angry at god holy shit no what's going on She's a children's author, Carl. I wonder that what's going on over to his right that he's so interested in looking at. You see something you like over there, buddy? This guy, do you remember I was making fun of somebody who I said his eyes were too close together? Oh, yeah. Not only this guy's eyes way too close together, they're not even looking the right direction. No, they're like fish eyes.

Oh, dear God. So they're both getting 12 years in prison. And he's getting 10 years. I'm sorry, she's getting 12. She's the author of a book called A Real Friend. dedicated for children. Oh, nice. Yeah.

And apparently, they had pleaded guilty January 13th to aggravated child abuse and neglect of a child with a great bodily harm. Dude, I'd be angry at everyone if I looked like this guy. I'd be taking out on children, strangers, everyone. How did this woman marry him? She's kind of cute. Yeah. She looks like a bitch. Yeah, she doesn't look happy in that picture.

No, she doesn't. But imagine her reading to children. I'm sure she's quite fetching. The investigation. I kick it over that cartoon character that she married. It was fucking wild, man. Nothing about anything on his face is right. Carl.

Every single part is wrong. He's got a howdy-duty freckles. The freckles are wild. Holy shit. His forehead is too small. His ears are fucking popping out. And then he's got like Jonah Hill's jawline. It's a real problem.

Carl, how would you do this guy's voice if you had to? Oh, God. I think it'd be squeaky. Doesn't he seem like you'd have a squeaky voice? I like to think that he comes in talking just like goofy. I'm the engineer on this, an engineer, where do those blueprints go? Oh, they're in the left to me, couldn't see him. I said, stop putting stuff on the left of my desk.

Well, I told you, fellas, it isn't funny. People are flicking him off over to the left. He's like, what's going out over there? Oh, man, you keep making fun of me on this. I'm going to beat the shit out of my adopted kids. Oh, boy. Let's find out what they're up to. In investigation, the couple was launched in 2021 after that eight-year-old adopted daughter was brought to the hospital with organ failure, unconscious and covered in injuries.

What did their organs get in an aft or something? They weren't very good at school. They failed. The couple also had two other adopted children, a nine-year-old, and an 11-year-old. Due to the heightened weight of the girl, it is not likely the swollen bruise on the back of her head and the laceration on her lip and broken tooth were caused by a off balance falls her teeth are knocked down she's like she's clumsy what are you gonna do well yeah she sure is clumsy all i know is i was swinging to the left of me i didn't see her well the girls in the hospital investigators visited the family home and said they found

two other children with symptoms of malnourishment bruising and lack of care police said the children's bedrooms had their doorknobs installed backwards. But that checks out. This guy's goofy looking. He doesn't know how a doorknob works. I thought I installed it correctly. I don't know. He's an engineer.

He puts the doorknobs on the outside of the plane. It's perfect. All right. So she's not a great mom. Whatever. How's the book, though? Is it good? No, probably not very good.

She a good author? No. During the, I'm not done. Additional searches, though. Authorities found more than 1,100 written paragraphs reading, my body stays flat on the bed at all times. I was never given permission. to move or say anything.

Now I get to write about this along with everything else. I am a fool. Fast fact guy 666. This is our target audience for the creep off. He says, I'm alone and laughing out loud. Oh, my God, this is fuck. Thanks for tuning in fast guys. Appreciate it.

Good news. The book is still for sale on Amazon, everybody. Oh, so you can go and leave a review if you want? I think maybe we need to buy this book and do a book report on the... Oh, we should put a link to that Amazon link in the show number. of this episode. People can go on there and give a little review.

That'll be nice. Authorities also share that all three of Wolfthal's adopted children were subject to other horrifying tales of abuse following the investigation. The children moved to live with another family. Any other family. Just get us to any other family.

I wonder, like this dude, I guarantee you, he's like seven feet tall. He's like Barrett Trump's size and skinny. Oh my gosh. If Vince McMahon had gotten his hand in on this guy. Holy shit, it would have been the best. We're going to call him giant retardant. It's not any worse than Big Show.

This guy, the big slow. The Big Slow. Oh, man. So that is the creepoff for this week. Thank you guys for watching, tuning in. We really appreciate you. Rocco Or B, celebrating Super Chat Monday with us, five bucks, says,

that Manson-looking guy is zuier than thou's core audience. Good point. I wouldn't they talk about nostril fucking on zoo here than now. I haven't listened to every episode. It's very possible. Someone found another zoo podcast I was checking out recently. Well, what are we doing on Saturday on WAT? I don't know.

Maybe that's what we'll do it. These zoo people are so serious about it. They don't have as much fun as you'd think. Listen, people love their animals. It's true. That's true. When it comes to love, it's not a laughing matter, apparently. Certainly isn't.

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I thought it ended automatically. And the stream. Oh, okay. Just do it. I thought you had it set up so that I did. No, sure didn't.