The Creep Off - Episode 250: I Can Fix Her

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

In this episode of "The Creep Off," Karl is joined by Eric Zane for a discussion about some of the latest bizarre news stories in their scum parade segment.  Additionally, Karl features a clip in his Cop Cam segment that showcases Marcus Jordan struggling to park a car! 

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missing this there'll be such a fomo If you miss out on this, May 9th through 11th, Las Vegas, Nevada, come join us, hackamania.com. All right, let's get this shit started. Ola creepos and welcome to the creep off. Vinnie Paulino is on vacation. So filling in for him is my boy Eric Zane from the Eric Zane show podcast. And who are these broadcasters? What's up, Eric?

Who are these broadcasters? This is awesome, man. We have consistently pushed our numbers over 100. And to us, stiffs like Christian and I. That's massive. I love what people make fun of you. They'll get out in there in the comments. Oh, there's only 120 people watching this.

You guys are like, yeah, it's fucking 120 people watching this right now. It's amazing. Well, I mean, if I may digress, sir, just a tangent off. When that show started, everyone who commented hated us. Right. Hated us. I'm sorry about that, by the way. I was being very rude.

I should just, I should just texted you instead of putting in the comment section. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. And now it's like, they actually like us, Carl, they like us. I like it a lot. And I loved the halftime show last night during the Super Bowl. There was a special WATB halftime show. If you haven't seen it, go check it out because Jackie Martling's on there.

And we had a brand new cameo from Suthering John, an exclusive cameo. And Shulie was on with us checking that out. Now, the one complaint I have about it, and I know that this isn't your department, this is Christian Blatt's department. Why was it over an hour log? Well, you know, interestingly, that Christian loves to go long. I was trying to watch the third quarter is starting, and it's still in the middle of the cameo thing. I'm like, all right, well, I can't keep watching this.

I've got to go watch the football game now. What's he doing? Oh, yeah, he has never been one to keep it short. No, obviously not. Well, speaking of the Super Bowl, how did you feel the game went? Were you excited about the outcome? yeah because the chiefs got fucked in the ass of course i was happy it was great same here we were all ecstatic at my house now i parlayed the eagles with the over rarely do i get something like that right

so i am bragging about that that that was my parley and it did come through but because i'm an idiot i had to make all these little prop bets and shit on top of that and i thought barclay was going to run all over the chiefs so i got screwed on that okay yeah he he he He was held in check. I mean, I guess he had almost 100 yards total from scrimmage, but, yeah, he was held in check rushing the ball for the most part. It was pedestrian. They were stuffing him.

That was the one thing the chiefs game planned for. They had no idea how to move the football, but they could stop Sackwan Barclay. So they had that going for him. Did you say Sackwan Barkley? Yeah. Is that, that's not how you say it then. Say Juan. Yeah.

That's what I said. You said, Sackwan, like ball sack. No, no, like Sack. the quarterback, Berkeley. No. Why are you saying it wrong? It's not SA. You're a professional broadcaster.

You do a show about broadcasting. You can't say the name right. There is no one watching this. Who calls him to you. Tacuan Barclay, you asshole. By the way, I want to make a quick programming note that Danny, our review girl, cannot make it either.

No Danny, no Vinny. So we'll do the results on next week's episodes of the creep off. We'll get the results of our most recent. the fuck is going on here. Dude, do you know what I had to do this past week? I had to get my chest wax. Do you ever do that? No, no, I've never, why would you do that?

It was a consequence. I spun the wheel of consequences. Okay. And Vinny put that on there. That hurts. It's not pleasant, especially over the nipples, not pleasant. Oh. And then like your skin breaks out and hives and shit.

Yeah, it does. I'm glad that you go through with it. I love that element of the wheel of consequence. that you guys you aren't idiots about it well you know some people complain that i take too long to do my consequences but it's done it has been done i do i do have a very bare chest right now fantastic fantastic all right i want to start off we're going to do a scum parade today and then we're going to check out a cop cam with my boy easy and then we'll get the hell out of here i want to start off with a little scum parade action

Oh, no, it's the Skull Parade. Look out for a Skull Parade. Making me stay, stay. Starting off in Alberta, Canada, with a guy named Blake McPhee. He got involved in a fight in an East Village pub and eatery in Fort McMurray in Fort McMurray, and it's spilled out into the street where McPhee's trousers got pulled down. Now, he's fighting with security officers. He's fighting with police show up.

And his pants come off. And it's very cold right now in Alberta, Canada. I'm sure you know that. Sure. It's quite north of where you are. Right on. And he goes down on the pavement, icy pavement. His dick got stuck.

His dick froze to the pavement. You know, like a Christmas story? Imagine that. but like with your dick. Well, yeah, if you have extremely dry ice and your dick is inevitably usually a little warm and moist like. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, it's just like sticking your tongue

onto it. So stuck soft dick there on the ice. Okay, got it. He was stuck there for 20 minutes with his penis. Finally, police and security guards forced him up leaving some skin behind in the process. Oh. Would you like hot water or something? There's got to be a way. to melt that.

If Benny was there, he could have done that. He could have got the Hock to a girl over there to help him out. So he wrote on Facebook, man, I don't know how I get myself in these fucked up situations. Guess that's what I get for being a drunk lunatic at a bar. Gone other days, a feller

can get his weaner frozen salad to the ground without it going viral. Anyways, glad I can be some entertainment and back to making headlines. Going to go crawl inside a hole and cry myself to sleep now. P.S. Sorry, mom. Boy, I kind of hope that we could get some footage of like the dick meat on the ice that's kind of stuck there like that.

I mean, that would be, that would really make this story a lot more interesting. Yeah. They actually had footage of that. Didn't we get that when John Wayne Bobbitt? Wasn't there footage of his penis? Didn't someone snap a photo of it or something? That's a Drew Lane question. He knows all things.

That's true. That's true. Yes. This man knows. He's the Bobbitt Whispur. Yeah, he, like, has these people on speed dial. I don't even know if they're still alive anymore, but... All right, let's head over to Florida.

We're going to be talking about Florida a lot, as we always do, on this program for some reason. I want to introduce you to Jesse Stone. This is Jesse Stone, a 15-year-old boy. Okay. He just pleaded guilty to the rape of a 91-year-old woman. He has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for both burglary and sexual battery. Wow. look at that hair that's just that's just that's a uh you think that's the biggest problem here

well he should he's got it's like he walks into prison with a sign it says rate me i mean my god well yeah they're they're not sure what facility he's going to be in people his own age or with the uh adult felons they're not sure they haven't decided where he's gonna be can you tell me his age again so he's 15 years old now he was 14 at the time of the crime okay The incident occurred in the small town of Reddick in Marion County. Deputy said Stone knew his victim as he mowed her lawn. On the night of the attack, he entered her house through an unlocked door, went to her bedroom, put a pillow over her face, and beat her head with his fist as she fought back. Stone's grandmother told the judge, now Stone's mother left when he was five, so he's being raised by his grandmother.

Okay. And she revealed that he was watching pornography, including content involving elderly adults just before the attack. So this guy got all wound up watching porn. How would Grandma know that? Was she watching it with him? That's what I was wondering. I'm like, you're letting him do that? First off, 14-year-old.

She's like, it was my own home porno that I showed him. It was a live show. I was in it. That's what I'm wondering about this. That's a sicko right there. First off, if you can't finish yourself off, this is the way that you get around being convicted of rape is that you just jerk off instead. And then you're like, yeah, I don't feel, I don't think doing this anymore.

I'm going to take a nap. Holy shit. Oh, God. Yeah, Stone was running away just minutes after the 91-year-old woman was raped. The grandmother ultimately urged him to fess up to the crime. So he went back and told Grandma how hot it was. He told all the steamy details. Yes.

And she's like, well, I'm going to jack off and you can watch me. And then you got to tell on yourself. I think that's how it went down. Yes. All right. Nice grandma. Jesus Christ. I wonder what she looks like, you know?

What grandma looks. Is that what you're interested in? I know you're not older ladies. I think that, well, a little. I mean, I'm old. I mean, I understand. I understand. But yeah, I'm curious, you know, just more information for us to process our jokes,

which are usually subpart of begin. By the way, the way these articles are written, very little information is given oftentimes. I complain about it on the show. all the time. It's like, why don't even write the article? You don't know anything that's going I mean, probably it's written by AI. Who am I kidding? It didn't even happen. That's actually just dumb kid. It was like his high school picture. Now he's, you know. All right. I want to introduce you. We're still in Florida. I want to introduce you to a stripper who lives in Florida. And her name is, tell me how to pronounce this. I'm going to spell it for you. You might want to

write this down. Yeah, I will. C-A-L-T-A-V-I-Y-A. how would you pronounce that um i would say caltavia this is caltavia turner i'm going to be calling her turner from here on out she's 22 years old she got into a verbal altercation with a 30 year old female worker at a 7-11 and the women exchanged derogatory comments towards each other according to this article at one point turner became irate and picked up a banana from the cashier counter and threw the banana at the victim's head. The story was made for Coomia.

This is the perfect story for Hampton. She was quoted saying, ooh, ooh, ah, ah. The airborne fruit struck the employee on the cheekbone and left a minor abrasion. The banana was not seized as evidence.

So, like, we got to get that evidence into the freezer. We can't just put in the regular evidence locker. Turner was arrested Thursday for battery and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count. Police records list Turner's employer as baby dolls, a Clearwater Gentleman's Club located four miles from the 7-Eleven outlet. Okay.

So they actually went through and arrested this moment for throwing a banana. Yeah. Banana battery, they call it. Okay. I know I don't, I don't have really the market cornered on racist jokes, but you can only make racist jokes about this story. So you're going to have to, I can't say racist jokes. It's not really my thing.

We didn't write the story. We didn't, we weren't there. We didn't tell the woman to grab the banana and throw it. Like, we had nothing to do with any of this stuff. Don't get that nuts. You got a lady named Caltavia who's black, who's throwing deadly bananas at someone. I mean, holy fuck. This is a, I mean, Jesus Christ.

No one tell Roseanne Barr about this, okay? We can't have Roseanne Barr getting more canceled. This is another show. We can't, we can't expect us to perform with a black lady throwing bananas. story, God damn. And it's not fair. You know what? I did set you up for failure on this one. I apologize. What the fuck? Turner is being held without bond for violating probation

in connection with a grand theft conviction in a neighboring county. She stole about $800 worth of merchandise from Walmart. Now, in Florida, that's illegal in Florida. I didn't know that they sold collared greens at Walmart. $800 worth of stuff at Walmart. That's a lot of stuff. Don't laugh

at that, Carl. That's a lot of stuff. You'd have to put into your shopping. car and run out with. Regarding that felony case, Turner has previously been cited for failing a pre-trial intervention program as well as not performing 75 hours of community service or paying court fines. So this woman has the law going after. Oh, Eric's got a visitor.

It's my daughter saying goodbye. Say hi, everybody. Bye. Okay, thanks. Sorry about that. No, no problem. We're taking up your time. We appreciate it.

Love you, bye. Turner was also recently arrested for. resisting and giving cops a false name when they responded to a trespass call at baby dolls at her employer she was being trespassed there and then she made up a name which i would make up a name too i wouldn't know how to pronounce it if i was her she was free on one thousand dollar bond in that case when she was a coward for the alleged banana battery so oh so this is a woman who the police are out for she's got all of this shit going on and she still decides to throw a banana at the cashier seven eleven that's that's she's got the fucking zoomock gene that's that's

That's what you do. That is the Zumachian. You're right. Bad things are happening in your life. You're still going to do bad things. You're not going to lay low. You're going to do stupid things that get you in trouble. That's part of it.

Yeah. You're right. They make a number of bad decisions and it doesn't end up getting better for them at any point. So I guess when you go to that strip club baby dolls, you won't be seeing Ms. Turner. She was pretty cute, though. I have to admit. I mean, she doesn't look that haggard yet. She's only 22.

So, ladies gentlemen of the jury, I just want to remind everyone that Eric Zane said this woman is cute. She is. Look at her hairline. What is going on there? Well, you know, I mean, she's got some problems. I'm not sure. I think she's wearing a wig.

Well, yeah, yeah, I think so, too. It does need to be adjusted. I like her eyes. She kind of looks I'm kind of into it. Yeah, she looks like she would murder you. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. BTW.A. says, I could fix her. All right. Well, I tell you.

Fix her. I want to introduce you to another young lady that you might find attractive. This is Morgan Allison Creel. Yeah. She's in a plain Jane kind of way. She's cute. She's a Georgia peach. Little too young for me.

I like older women myself. Okay. Yeah, yeah. She is 32 years old. Okay. She's been indicted by a grand jury for second degree murder after her infant son died from severe burns caused by a hairdryer. Creel called 911 after finding her baby unresponsive. The report said deputies discovered the child hit severe burdens to his right side while trying to administer CPR.

Creel told police that she had been lying down with her baby while using a hairdryer to warm him. She said she fell asleep with it on and woke up with her son unresponsive. She's just trying to warm, you know, forget about blankets. We'll just get the hairdryer on there. It'll do the trick. Think about that. a hair dryer on someone long enough that they die well it's an infant but yeah that's a lot of hair drying

I mean my God never heard of such a thing before fucking A what a way to go did they were they able to bring the kid back okay so no oh fuck no the child died and according to the reports the weather that day in her town was 68 degrees this is Georgia I mean how cold could this baby be? It's only 68 degrees at the time that this happened. So the grand jury's finding suggests that Creel was under the influence of drugs at the time

and had passed out while the hairdry remained on exposing her child to the extreme heat. Ah, okay, that's going to make a little more sense. Oh, my God. That is pretty much a guarantee for some really serious murder in prison for this chick. Oh, my God. Some of those women, they have kids. All they want to do is kill somebody like her, and she's white. She's got to team up with Casey Anthony in prison to start a team of people who don't

like their babies very much. Jesus Christ. The indictment states that Creed caused cruel and excessive physical and mental pain to her child by leaving the blow dryer running while she was unconscious. Deputies also found drug paraphernalia in Creel's home. Authorities believe her drug use played a major role in the incident. They don't say what drug, though. I'm guessing heroin if she's nodding off.

Yeah. I don't know, we're just so bizarre. God damn it. What a story, Carl. Holy fuck. Well, the, a year after this happened, so she was just indicted, a year for this happened, she was arrested again, this time for driving under the influence, after deputies observed her weaving in and out of traffic.

Oh. Uh, this is a year after her son dies, and she's out on bond, and she's driving around wasted. Oh, I thought you're going to say she's like stuffed a hamster and a toaster. Yeah, she's, she's, she's mild out a little bit. She's cooled down. deputies attempted to conduct a field sobriety test, but had to stop the test for her safety. She was booked into jail on DUI charges after the grand jury returned. This indictment related to the death of her son.

Cruel was arrested again on January 24th, just a couple of weeks ago, and booked into the county jail. She is charged with murder in the second degree, cruelty to children in the second degree, and failure to appear. She's currently awaiting trial. The fact that she was even out after all of these things that happened in the first place. Yeah, that's what, that's what's going on these days if we find out. The creep up has taught me a lot of things, and none of them are good. When Vinny asked me, whatever it was four years ago or whatever, like, hey, guy, you want to do this show with me?

I should have thought about, like, what am I going to learn from reading these stories on a weekly basis? It's probably not going to be great for my soul. Puro Rezu says innocent. I think because she's mildly attractive. That, yes. And I understand how that is. When someone is as an attractive level, I mean, I think that that goes a long way. As I imagine, Casey Anthony, free today.

Yeah. There you go. If you are, if you're, if you're cute, there's a better chance for you. I like the call to the movie Rain Man, Hot Air Hurt Baby. Okay. Does coach six stringman. I don't know if you ever saw that one. I did.

It's been a long time. Okay. All right. Never mind. You just reminded me, we are celebrating a holiday today. And I have not brought it up. It is Super Chat Monday, everyone. Labrne Mystic getting in here.

Will Zane end the show with the highest super tip? We can make them. I make the rules. It's my show on today. I'm just, I'm a pawn. I can be utilized for anything. Who are these broadcasters rules is that Christian has to read the super chat of the highest super chat amount at the end of the show with the sign off.

Pinkies, binky, two bucks. Carol, you confront KB for assaulting Grant FKB. And I watched that. Can I comment on that? Please. I didn't want to bring it up because I feel like you wouldn't know anything about the stupid world. I know,

I know KB. I watched it. So what I saw, what I was hearing Kevin's voice, talk to your brother? Is that what I was seen? Nobody has the incident recorded. Oh,

okay. I just saw Grant interacting with someone and I didn't know what that was. Apparently KB lunged at my brother or something and Stevie Lou had a hold him back, and he was saying that he hates my brother and my brother's F-sler brother. He's like the nicest person on the planet. I know. Kevin needs

a lot of attention. My God. He needs a lot of attention. I mean, if it were you, I'd understand. He did this last year, too, in Atlantic City. My brother was there, and he was screaming at my brother as if he was me. Or grand, he just wants to live his life.

He had a good guy. I thought him. He had a fun weekend. And your sister-in-law, You're one of the sweetest people on the planet. Don't fuck with Grant. They just like to have fun. I know. It's like Kevin Brennan's got some serious mental problems. And I'm not saying that as a joke or a goof.

Nah, no hyperbole. That guy's fucked up. At least he's got his, his handsomeness to fall back on. Jesus. Okay. So now we're back to make a joke. Sorry.

Thank you, Eric. He's so handsome, Kee. Pinky's bickie two bucks. AC was freaking amazing. Will you go next year? No, because the bills will be in the Super Bowl So I'll have to go wherever the Super Bowl is being played The Bills would have put up such a better fucking effort

Against the Eagles, God damn it It's so annoying Pinky's Bicky You talked to Grant regarding KB VTL and KC went looking for KB Oh, I'm sure VTL wanted to get Be a part of that Get some of that rub going

He was very excited I don't know if you know what Vince the lawyer did but he paid Ray DeVito 200 bucks or 300 bucks, something like that to do five minutes of stand-up in his suite. I mean, these are adult men just looking for something to do. What you, this is all your fault. Do you realize this? Every single thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 100% your fault. Okay, yeah, okay. You did all of this. You might be out to something there, but it was not my intention. It was now. that, but it's still your fault. And I'm very happy that you have been successful

at doing all this, you asshole. Yeah, well, thank you. Prick. Yes, it's very good. Very, very good. Christina's also very cool. Come to AC in 26. Maybe I will. I mean, I prefer to go to things where there's an actual thing going on. Like Las Vegas for Hackamania with live podcasts. Right.

Save money. Yeah, 10% with a promo code creep. Joseph Cowell is fine. It's something to rehearse that. Joseph Cowell's $5.5 says, I was just on a parent-teacher's meeting for my daughter. She's autistic. That woman is awful. Correct.

That's why we bring her to you. That's what we do here. JFSC. Johnny Frodo Social Club. Kay, can you tell Shooley to unblock me? Last night I super chatted, thanks to Reels for paying Ray to perform in AC. And Frog blocked me and refused to read the chat. Really?

Is that true? I'm talking to Shulie later today. I will be on point dabble. point so I'll bring that up maybe they thought you were Vince I don't know I don't know why they would do that all right let's go over to the UK what I want to introduce you to uh Ian Nash this is Ian Nash looks like a a fine British gentleman yeah he's actually a cyber forensics expert who sold software to the police Interpol and the FBI but he quit his job.

And unfortunately, when he turned in his computers back to his company, he grabbed the wrong one. He grabbed one of his personal computers, and they found a hard drive full of child pornography. Oh. Oh, boy. Ian Nash was jailed for 15 months and branded a danger to children after officers discovered a library of child pornography on his home PC. The 46-year-old mistakenly handed in a personal hard drive with images on. and frantically messaged to colleague pleading him to delete the image. So he realized it after he turned, he's like, oh, shit, this is the other computer.

So he's going to jack off and he hooks that one up. And it's like, whatever, it's a spreadsheet about work. He's like, oh, no. So when he pleaded with the colleague, the guy's like, well, what am I going to find out this thing? So he was suspicious. He looked through and found violent images of youngsters being abused. used by pedophiles. Nash was then given a deadline to allow him to surrender himself to police and confess.

Officers then sees Nash's mobile phone and a total of 35 other electronic devices and found 1,123 pictures, some including a 12-month-old baby, plus others featuring girls age between four and six being s-aid. I don't know what that is. That's sexually assaulted. 35. I'm trying to clean it up here for YouTube's terms of service. 35 electronic devices

Yeah, that's a big takeaway here What the fuck do you need more than a phone and an iPad That seems excessive, right? And also, when I was a kid, you know, you'd have all the stuff that you didn't want your parents finding You'd put it all in one place So they're finding all of the stuff

You don't have to find all at once But I think that that's a better method Than putting all your bad stuff on everything. Right. Right? Yeah, so he's got one phone for like zero to six months another phone for six months to nine months. Yeah, he's going through

it like the encyclopedia. Which volume do I want today? The Dewey Decimal System for Devices of black babies, you know, whatever. Sentencing of the judge slammed his crimes as truly horrific and said, it is the demand for this material which stokes and incentivizes the supply of it.

These were real children being raped by real men. When quiz Nash complained, he only took a sexual interest in children for a brief time in 2013 when his marriage marriage was on the rocks. I'm sure you've gone through relationship issues and you're just like, maybe I'll be in a CP now. Maybe that'll be my new personality. Yeah, yeah. I always marvel at the attempts. Do you remember when the guitar player for the Who got busted with child porno and he announced he's doing it for research purposes? And in England, they said, okay, that's good enough. So I'm

surprised they didn't like, probably because he's not famous enough, take what this guy was offering as an excuse. Yeah, the UK definitely is more lenient on these kinds of things, which is surprising to me. But so he said that, oh, no, just that one time in 2013, my marriage was on the rocks. But then officers found a poem he had written in 2006 in which he confessed his desires

for underage girls. This guy's writing poetry about it. He wrote a poem about how he loves little girls? Yes, that's gay, dude. The count was as a court was told, images including those of a child aged 12 to 18 months and images of children were located on seven devices. One filed red, hot

teen girls are best two. I didn't know it was a sequel. Nash had set up web pages as favorites, including Welcome to Petto Paradise and the best child porn site ever. He's favoriting these sites. He's got a he wrote a poem called Jacking it in the Nick You.

I would read that. That actually sounds pretty good. No, this is funny, though. To that point, a document contained altered lyrics to the 1999 hit song Mambo, or Mambo number five. by Lou Bega it was filed under the name Pedal number five

so he's writing parody songs about his pedophilia he's writing poems two people five I like girls aged one two three and four and five like fuck Nash was later bailed out

but then subsequently got caught trunk driving and was convicted of weapons offenses he was jailed after he pleaded guilty of charges of possessing making taking and distributing indecine images of children He was also made to subject to a 10-year sexual harm prevention order,

and we'll have to sign on the Sex Offenders Registry for 10 years. His current girlfriend is standing by him. Oh, what? Why would you do that? Jesus Christ. So I would recommend standing by this guy, but that's her take on it. Jeez. I got one more story on here, and then we'll get into Carl's cop cam.

We're also celebrating super tip. Monday? Super chat Monday, I should say. Super tip. What the fuck is wrong with you? I have a thing called Super Tips on WATP and who are these socials. It's a whole other system. Is that like, does it have to do with your hair? Yes. No, it's, uh, it's like a way to get people tips for doing a great job. Fuck you. All right. All right. No, that's okay. It's okay. You're doing good. Let's go. Let's head over to Michigan. Let's go. Let's head over to, uh, Eric's home state. Yes.

And meet Brandy Pierce. A 41-year-old woman is behind bars, awaiting extradition to Michigan, after she allegedly murdered her nine-year-old son and buried him in a shallow grave before fleeing the state with her other son. Detroit police were called to a home in the 1900 block of Woodingham

after a landlord discovered a shallow grave in the backyard. Upon arrival, the police were shown the grave where the human foot was sticking out of the ground. Oh, God. That's some shoddy work right there. What's even the points, right? Possibly leave the foot out.

I mean, you tell me, you're patting it down with, all right, we're done. No one noticed a foot. Cops identified the boy as nine-year-old Zamar King III. Detectives later determined that his mother, Brandy Pierce, 41, murdered him on October 24th. The medical examiner in Michigan ruled the child's death as being caused by smothering and compression to the neck. about two weeks we could have been buried alive. About two weeks after the murder, Pierce fled

the state and moved to Georgia where she was arrested on unrelated charges on December 20th. So two weeks, she's in the back, she's like drinking her coffee, looking out the window, there's a foot. She's like, ah, fuck it. I'll get to it. It's on my list. I'll fix it. I just got to get a chainsaw.

Take care of that. They're halfway there. Do you remember the foot? Oh, no. The landlord's going to definitely see that. Damn it. So when she was in Georgia, she's in a suburb of Atlanta, a concerned citizen called the police, because her three-year-old boy was alone in her car. And it was in the 40s that day.

So police come there, they find the boy. The boy is very cold, but was unharmed, fortunately. But officers noticed there was human feces in the back seat along with a deflated air mattress. Pierce said she and the boy had been living in the car, and she donated plasma to make money. She was arrested for second-degree child cruelty, and the boy was placed in foster care. I thought you're going to say Stuttering John had moved in. That's why there's fecese in the back. There's shit in the sheets for some reason.

Pierce bonded out of jail, but Georgia authorities arrested her for the murder case on January 10th. She stands accused of first-degree murder, felony murder, first-degree child abuse, tampering with evidence, and concealing the death of an individual. Not well. Not a good job of concealing the death. She's at Cobb County Jail awaiting extradition back to Michigan. Oh, you know what? Speaking of Michigan prisons, I got a call yesterday, again, from Matt Lewinsky, podcast Hitman.

Yes. And I miss the call every time because I have my phone set that if I don't know your number, it doesn't vibrate or bother me. Right. And he was the fan of your show who ended up being involved in that murder, and now he's incarcerated. Yeah, and he still has not gone to trial. It's been years.

and I really want to talk to him. He writes me letters and stuff I get all the time from him. And I tried to set up a meeting with him. I think we can do like a video conference or something. But I just feel bad. I keep missing his phone calls. Yeah, I wonder why it is taking. I wonder why it's taking so long and I wonder why you really want to talk to him.

You don't want to talk to a guy who murdered his girlfriend, left her in his basement for seven months? What do you mean? You don't have questions for him? You wouldn't have any questions for that? That kind of doesn't seem interesting to you? Well, I guess. I mean, I guess, you know, I don't know how much he's going to tell you.

You think he's going to have like a, you know, tell you all the shit that he wouldn't tell, talk about. Yeah. He looks up to me. I'm his favorite podcaster, of course. Of course he is. What do you mean? Pinky's Mickey. This Ian guy with CP used to work for Shulay.

This is a different guy. This is a British guy, actually. Shui's best friend beat this loser by 4,000 pictures. That is true. Julie has a buddy who was into that, huh? The former producer of the Shully Show. Okay. I did hear this.

Yes, was arrested 6,000 images and videos. Okay. All right. Rocco Orby doesn't do five bucks says, I guess he was too stingy to buy a P touch to put a label on a CP riddled personal computer. Yeah, there were definitely ways around that, around turning in your hard drive. Oh, good. buddy VTM is here. ENCP guy is such a loser, only 1,000 pictures. Yep, someone beat you to that.

Eb-N-I, 5 pounds. Is UK satirical magazine Viz, still monthly ask, where's the book you were researching, Pete, of the guitar, of the whose guitarist? Viz is worth importing, by the way. Oh, thank you for that. Yeah, it's amazing that they just kind of let him go. It's crazy.

Right, UK. Weird. Really weird. uh stacy cedar says show is boring talk about ac event no offense i wasn't i wasn't there and zane wasn't there but yeah it's hard to talk about stacey i was watching um melton break it down with uh ray de vito and teamster tim was there and rocko so you can watch that and get caught up all right it's time for uh my favorite segment of the show I can't wait to see, cause cop can.

Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause cop can lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Now, this is a very famous police can that just surfaced a week ago, less than a week ago, actually, six days ago. And it's the first cop cam I've seen that came out immediately. this is all brand new news the news reports came out and then this service like the next day and i was hoping that i would get easy's first reaction to it but i guess you've seen this already

this is michael jordan's son marcus jordan and we know marcus jordan because he was the one dating scotty pippin's ex-wife larsa pippin are you sure about that wasn't there two jordan kids oh is he definitely the one i think he's the one okay all right but Scotty Pippin's mom is not in this. No, no, no, no. He's got a new girlfriend who will talk about her, too. Okay. But this is Scottie Pippin's ex that Marcus was dating.

And that had to cause some problems for the relationships between Scotty and Michael, I would imagine, long-time teammates. She's the one in the white right here. Okay. Yeah. You want to get a little, shall I zoom it a little bit more? Are you saying what I'm talking about? Yeah, I see what I'm putting down here. yeah Marcus is the one

Marcus is the one who dated the Marcus is a problem Marcus has been seen like doing Coke out in public he was in like the French Riviera like some really nice restaurant just doing blow at his table and right they found him doing that so he's living a great life he also

it's a very charmed life he sells sneakers like he has access to all these nikes and stuff and then like a foot locker or no like he owns his own retail location in Orlando. Oh, it's sell like shit that his dad signs and famous people sign him.

Yeah, he's not L. Bundy. That's not what I was describing here. You know, if you have, if you're access, if you have access to a billion dollars, you know, I mean, honestly, all he has to do is be reasonably normal, and he doesn't have to work a day in his life, and he's doing

this. I'm guessing he does this because he has to, not because he wants to. Well, I disagree. He drives a very nice car He's always out on the boat He's living life pretty well Okay So I'm sure he wants a little bit of walking around money

On top of that So that's fine But we're going to join him as police find him On railroad tracks And they're walking up to him in his car With his girlfriend Ashley Hey You guys good?

Yeah we're trying to My car is a little stuck right now I see that you want to help him we're going to try what happened he thinks he's all positive he thinks he's all set at that point hey uh like first of all breaking news you can see his headlights sideways on the tracks hey cats i'm aware of the situation just so you guys know he's like hey you won't believe what happened and he's in when he says yeah we can help He's like, oh, cool.

We're going to be fine, honey, whoever this hot chick is that he's with. He's thinking at this point that things are great. He's going to get out of this. I'm wondering if he's the one who called 911, thinking that like the police are just going to come and help him out. And like, on your way, Mr. Jordan, I signed an autograph for me. Okay, bye.

Yes. And they're not coming from the way he was driving. For some reason, they're way down the tracks. And you can barely hear Jordan. He gets louder as the cops get closer. Yeah, but yes, this. This car, I don't know, he made it pretty far down the road track somehow. I'm not sure how he was doing the vehicle.

Like able to drive on both tracks or something like that because it obviously went over the side. And now he is stuck. It is like you said, 45 degree angle. It's not going anywhere. And for him to think that, you know, a couple guys giving it the old heave hole is going to get the car back on the road is ridiculous. This is going to take a lot of heavy equipment to get this vehicle. Yeah, they can even get it to where they're going to get it to where they're. this is seems like a pretty remote location look at that angle and in his commentary he's talking

about how this was a mistake how the fuck can you be so fucked up that you make a right turn on a train tracks it hasn't happened to me yet i'll put it that way You know the trains come by right now, right now, right? No, I know that's why I'm trying to get the fucking fire. She rolled her window up on the window. Cop goes to help, and he's at the passenger side. Hot cheek while the cop was trying to help rolls up the window. So how do we get the fucking off the track?

Honestly, I'm trying to figure that out. We're never the fog of this around. Marcus's attitude. right now. I was just like, yeah, I know what's going on my very expensive nice car. Are you going to help me or what? Right. Come on. He knows he's drunk. How the fuck could he be

carrying his, uh, carrying himself like this? He gets away with everything. He's never had to deal with consequences. I need you guys out of the car, because there is a train coming right now. What the fuck? You're not going to be able to move it. Just get out of the car. Let me pull up.

Barry. Let me pull up. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Let me move this back onto the road. Doesn't it seem like he's acting like the police put him there? Like, all right. Well, how are you going to fix this?

What are you going to do now? Because I'm stuck in these road tracks and trains coming. So what's up? Oh, my God. Holy shit. So they do not want to get out of the car. Now, I don't believe a train ever came through a totaled this car because you would have heard it at some point.

I would have made this a hell of a lot more interesting. Yeah, definitely. It already is interesting. That would have been fantastic if Marcus Jordan has to sit there and watch his stupid car get smashed by a fucking train. That would have been fun, but they did not want to get out of the car, so they were ordered out of the car. You want to get hit by a train? Do you think I want to get hit by a train? No, that's what I'm saying.

Get out of the car so we don't get hit. He doesn't understand rhetorical questions. Are you asking me if I want to get hit? Yeah, we really want you to get hit, asshole. No, you're the one who's an idiot. in this situation. Don't answer the cop is being dumb. You're the one sitting on a railroad tracks where a train is coming and not getting out.

Listen to the girlfriend here, though. She is as dumb as they come. She might be my type. Listen to this. We don't get hit so we can get off this thing. Baby, try to the right. Baby, try to the right. What if we try to pull up that way?

Like the wheels aren't engaging with the ground. There's no amount of spinning your wheels forward or backwards or turning the steering wheel that's going to change anything. Put it in law. Put it in low. Is this all wheel drive? Oh, my God. Pop the clutch. We'll get this thing going.

Get out of the car. Sorry. Let's take a look at it. Let's take a look at the hood. Get out of the car. I got to order you guys out. Get out of the car. Both of you guys.

Come on. Safety first. Safety first, man. Of course, safety first. But, I mean, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. Yeah, but your car's not going anywhere. Of course, safety first. Yeah.

Safety first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right. But I want to get my car out of here because I really like this car and I want to go home and win it now. What is that, by the way? What does it look like to you? You know what? I don't know. He says it's worth $330,000.

Oh, my God. I don't know what kind of vehicle. I should have looked that up. She's a smoke show, by the way. Oh, my gosh. Yes, she is. So this is him talking about how, like, there's a bunch of us guys here. Let's just push this thing out of here.

This is bad. Whoops. Idiot. You said what I'm saying? I mean, I see it. That's what I said. It ain't going nowhere. We can't help you. We got this on there.

We're notifying them to see if they'll stop, but they got one coming for it from Sanford. And it's... I mean, I feel like we got one, two, three, four. It's four of his guy. We can push this motherfucker. Right? At least 3,000 pounds. My concern is us.

Okay? Right. Okay. That's the potential. All right? I mean, the concern is this $300,000 vehicle.

I would like to just like push the shit out the way. Let's start trying. So the girlfriend's just like, yeah, let's just pick the thing up and move it up the tracks. Let's go. I think secretly. You guys are waiting for her. The cops want, they're stalling to get to see this thing get hit. Oh, my gosh.

That's what I would have done, too. Yeah, I would have been like, I would have acted like I was calling. Yeah, I just talked to Casey Jones, a conductor. And he, yeah, he's, he's hard to get a hold of, you know? Yeah, yeah, we'll have to wait here and make sure we can get a touch with them. Now, this Ashley Stevenson, I want to draw your attention that Marcus Jordan definitely has a type. That's her? That's the chick.

This is her. Oh, my God, looks like she could move the car with her ass and tits alone. It's wild, right? Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. I thought you to enjoy that. All right. It's the type of,

I'm amazed. That's like as crazy as like two fat guys on mini bikes. I know, it's hard to comprehend. These are not, nothing's real here, right? What?

That is some power. Holy fuck. Nothing here is real. All right. Oh, look at people are trying to fuck with her by at mentioning, at Mrs. Pippin.

It's fucked up. Oh, man. People are a problem. So this is where we have to start dropping names, obviously, because the police are not cooperating at all. They're not even helping him push his car to safety. Bro, I'm Marcus Jordan.

I'm Michael Jordan, son. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just trying to get home. And I made a wrong turn. Okay. And clearly, we would just like to get our car off of the fucking train track. What part is you not understanding?

Like this happens to everybody, you know? Oh my gosh, you're right. It's like in National Lampoon's vacation where he drives, you know, off of that road that hasn't been constructed yet. And he's like, well, people probably do this, I don't know, five or six times a day. I'm sure a crew will be around here any time now checking out us. Yes, yes. He has that mentality. And he also, since the cop is like making this, he was putting his hands on him to check him for weapons.

So Marcus is thinking that this is happening because he's black. But it's not. It's because he's drunk. Guys, maybe you didn't hear Michael Jordan's son. Do you ever see when he took off from the free throw wine? That doesn't have any weight these days. It's too far or too long ago. That's like saying, hey, I'm Bart Starr's my dad.

Well, I don't agree with that. But he'd be, he'd have better luck if it was like Shaquille O'Neal's son, because they are in Orlando, Florida. Well, yeah. I mean, not a bowl's fans are out here. You know, a whole generation has come and gone. That's true. Since Michael Jordan was the thing, you know, it's, I, I don't think he, uh, has as much pull that this guy thinks he does. I don't know if I agree with that.

Jordan is still legendary. Like everyone still wears his sneakers. There was just that documentary series that came out last year. I just don't think, I think you, if you're going to drop someone's name, it has to be impressive as fuck. Okay. Okay, so there's only a handful of people that can pull that off. Yeah, well, the police don't think Michael Jordan's one of them right anymore. The police do not care, and it appears that Marcus has been drinking, and they pointed out, he disagrees.

But that's why I had to get you out of the car, okay? Because I hear spitting tires, I hear slurge speech from you. You're driving on train tracks. I'm not slurring anything. and I'm, okay. I'm not very many of the thing. I appreciate that. I can't let you back behind the car and drive a vehicle.

I appreciate your concerns. Yeah, I don't want to be. But I am not inebriated. I'm not anything that cannot drive home. He looks older than Michael Jordan. I'm not familiar with his area. I made a right. Or railroad tracks.

I've never seen now before. I was thinking a right onto the highway. I made it right on to the fucking train track. Now, we mentioned earlier that I've never made a right out of railroad tracks before. But I have to give Marcus this. There's never any signage or anything to warn you that there's railroad tracks. You don't need signage. There's railroad tracks.

It looks like a freeway entrance. There's nothing but signage. It says railroad tracks with flashing lights. There's no way you can just turn onto a railroad track by mistake. It can't happen. You have to be blackout drunk to do that. Holy shit. Or, no, never mind.

So after this, they explained that they're going to have to read him his rights and get him a sobriety test here. And he's still just like, yeah, but okay, you can read my rights, everything, but can we just push the car off this thing? So it doesn't get totaled. It's not going to happen. There's nothing that we can do about that. This is more of Marcus proving that he is drunk. I mean, I apologize. The least thing, the last thing I wanted to do is put my car on the tracks, obviously.

It's a $330,000 car. Why would I want to be on the tracks? Now, I want to point out, because you've watched this before, Eric, at no time do the police say, why did you put your car on the railroad tracks? Why would you do that? It's a dumb place to put your car. They weren't accusing him of doing that on purpose. Right.

So he's just like, the least thing I wanted to do. is leave my car on railroad tracks. All right, buddy. I'm sure you're very sober right there. You're making good points that you didn't mean to do this because you're Bob. Right. Well, this part, this exchange right here is hilarious because he's admitting that he has some cocktails at dinner. And so the police want to know, like, well, how many drinks have you had?

And this is a very funny back and forth. This is when they always incriminate themselves. It's outstanding police work. You just just let them talk. how much did you have a little bit under the league of me what's the little of what was it a 0.08 or something like that yeah so how many drinks was a point of like that I know man I'm not that's why I'm not a scientist so that's why I'm asking how much you had I know I'm not a scientist how many drinks I get to the point oh eight what do I got to go to school for like what eight years to figure that out come on man fuck what I know

Am I the only one who's annoyed at how patient these cops are? Dude, I mean, we watch cop cams every week, and I always comment on the fact that they're way too patient with these assholes. Yeah. Way too patient. He should have been tased 15 minutes ago. Yes. I know that I'm under the legal limit. So he insists, he's under the legal limit, and the guy goes, okay, what is that?

Very good. So how many drinks is that? I have no idea. So how can you say you're under the legal limit? limit because I'm Marcus Jordan. Maybe you didn't hear me when I said Jordan. See my sneakers? They have my name on them.

So he's smart enough to not say how many drinks he said. Well, that's true. You don't want to ever say that. I'm guessing he's one way or another. They're going to find out either through field sobriety or blood test, how drunk he is. I got, I got hit by what do you call it when you're going through and they have the traffic stop thing? The sobriety check. Point. Yeah, sobriety checkpoint. And I was coming from a bar. And the police asked me if I had been drinking. And I said, yes. And they said, how much you drink? I said, I had two beers. And the cop goes, what kind of beer? And I went, hmm, who's Miller? I don't know why you asked me that. Anyway, long story short, I blew into a breathalizer. And I was under the legal limit. So I was okay. Oh, I bet you were shitty, man.

I was certainly lost, dude. That would have sucked. That would have really sucked. Do you ever watch those videos on, like, Audit the Audit where they, they don't ask, they don't answer questions, like these motorists who know the law? Oh, yeah, we watched those too, yep. Oh, my God, I could never do that. I could never do that. I'm always impressed by how, idiots, palsy they are with those cops. It never goes well, though. It just irritates them.

I saw one at a checkpoint where a guy was like, I want you to know that I'm answering no questions. And then you just, it works. Oh, you have seen it actually worked. Yeah, actually worked. Actually worked. Neelax 44. If you think Michael Jordan is out of a big name, you're dumber than stunt, Joe. You can't be serious.

I know. I'm trying to talk to some sense into this guy. No, you fucking moron. Did you hear what I said? Obviously, it doesn't matter to these cops. He doesn't know Sakewan. He doesn't know Michael Jordan. I mean, this is-Sack-Wan.

Oh, my, and now we're trying to pretend I did it. This guy, I'm trying to educate him, all right? There's only so much I can do. No, I'm totally serious. idiot it's not that big of a deal anymore so that's all i'm saying it obviously didn't work this guy's sitting there holding his dick in his hand so let me let me let me calm you down megan d says hi easy i love megan she's one of my audience members i brought over here oh that's beautiful thank you baggie thank you for being so sweet i do that would copy you down all right

so marcus and i was doing field sobriety test he's not doing well the first one is the look at my finger one we just got to follow the finger with your eyes He's a hard time with this one. I am. So why are you looking at me? I want you to see you with your finger when your finger stops. Marcus thinks you only have to look at it for a second. I did look at your finger.

It's still over there. I know where it is. I saw where you put it. This guy's making eye contact with the police obviously. Yeah, I know it's there. He's literally talking his way out of it. He's outsmarting the cops. Follow my finger.

I did already. Yep. I can pick it out of a lineup right now if he wanted to be, too. So they're going to lay down the line, and he's going to have to walk across this line. He wants to make sure he's wearing the right footwear for some reason to do this. All right. So we're going to grab some tape and I'll be walking on the line. Okay.

Do you feel comfortable in those shoes? Do you able to walk on him? I'm comfortable as fuck. Pretty relaxed. I feel great. Yeah, of course, he's high as a kind. Of course, he feels great. Of course, he's comfortable.

By the way, I see the Jordans. Those are Jordans, definitely. Oh, yeah. I like that he says, are you comfortable in those shoes? It's almost interesting to say that because he is in, he has very big shoes to fill. Metaphorically. Yeah. His dad's a legend and to have his name on his shoes.

He's like, you're comfortable with those shoes. Like, yeah, man, I belong in these. He's like, do you though? Because I saw your stance in college. They weren't great. He did play ball at one point in this guy? he did yeah okay he bounced around a little bit play some college ball he wasn't very good but he starts getting cocky during this field sobriety test you know so then one here's the turn

here's the turn and then i'm going nine back right one two three four five six seven eight nine all right that's his from the foul line moment right i know it was very impressive he called his shot he did it he made it all happen? Right. More people have seen this guy in that clip right there than his entire basketball career. That is true. And it continues to grow. I think it would be funny though if the cop had handed him a basketball just goes, okay, I need a 360 dunk on this hoop and then we'll let you go. Give him something challenging to do. He can walk a line, no problem. Imagine if you hear one of those, one of those cops say that joke, how do you stop five black guys from rape him

a chick? I thought you said you were going to have these jokes today. Eric. I mean, I didn't say it. I mean, can you imagine if you heard that, you know? Right, right, right, right. All right. Well, immediately after he's all cocky and he can walk a while and they go, okay, I need you to stand on one foot for 30 seconds and keep your arms down on your side. This does not go well. One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, sorry, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

Look at what? I'm done it 20 seconds. You want me to look at my foot? All right, so should we restart? No, we can go ahead and stop. I don't think the cop ever told him to count either. I think the cops said, I'm going to have you stand on one foot for 30 seconds. And the cop had his watch out.

It was timing. Oh, okay. So he was, well, he was multitasking. He was actually doing more than what the assignment was. Fair enough. Yeah, well, can you count backwards from 30 and stay on your foot? I mean, you asked me to just stand on one foot. Not only my, I'm a timekeeper too.

Well, he fell down a couple times as we just saw. And so they're about done with us. Why? That was 30 seconds. I told you it was a 30 second. But. Scale 0, 10, 0, we completely sober. falling down drunk where would i put myself at three three yes okay all right where's the car now

they've walked pretty far away from the car and now they're arrested yeah cuffs are coming on so you know he's like all right scale one to ten ten being falling down drunk how are you and he's like a three it's like any answer between two and nine was going to get you cuffed is that and he said that no I'm just thinking, you know, like, don't, don't incriminate yourself. Like you were saying earlier, like, don't mention you had cocktails at dinner. Don't, don't throw on a number that's somewhere in the realm of I've been drinking. You know, zero is the answer to that question. Right, right, right, right.

Just lie. Right. So I guess I'm curious, why do they even do these dumb tests? I mean, it's not like the one foot and the walking is, I mean, that didn't help or hurt anything. I guess it could only hurt you. They know he's drunk. Just arrest him or just arrest him and get him out of it. Well, they have to put it in the paperwork that he failed this test and that test.

So I get it as far as covering their asses. Yeah. But Marcus is now feeling quite disrespected by these gentlemen. you are you disrespecting me to me to a small degree you guys are disrespecting me all right

to a small degree you guys are disrespect to me it's like okay doesn't sound too bad yeah I mean seriously if I'm super disrespecting you still isn't going to change anything

but I'm only slightly disrespecting you all right I guess something to work on we'll improve next time we arrest you I got to say whatever Marcus is on it's good it's working for him because his demeanor when they showed up

just like hey guys you're here cool help me get my car off this thing and the girlfriend's laughing and giggling isn't this funny and even up to this point he's just like all right you guys are being a little bit mean now I just want to point out

you guys could be a little bit cooler if you wanted to do it's good yeah you're lucky your neck's not beneath our knee shut up getting the car so this is the last clip I have It's a little bit longer. We can pause it along the way.

But he starts getting very upset with the searching of him, which I think is because he has cocaine on him on his person. Oh, I didn't know that. You don't see it in the video, but it was reported on by all of the outlets that they found a bag of cocaine on him and that he was singing in the cruiser on the way back to the precinct. They don't play that part of the video either, unfortunately, because they just have the one cop's body cam. So I don't think he was the one driving him. So he actually spoke of this? no this is i only read it in the articles okay they're reporting about it i pull all this shit off you want you want to see my dick and you want to check out of my nuts

suit go ahead i feel like i feel like you might that sounds like me at tsa i swear to god eric every time i get pulled out they have to touch my dick and balls every fucking die with tsa i'm so used to it now i'm like all right yeah who wants to touch my dick today here we go the pants or under the pants or in the pants Uh, they don't go under my, no, they don't reach their hand into my underpants now. It's to take me out of date for that. I feel like you might be. Why is it?

I don't know. The way you fucking searching. Well, we got to search everybody. No, you can check under there. You can check under there. It ain't shit. It's just a big dick and some big balls, bro. Yeah, receipts for shit I paid.

Does he work for, or for Elon Musk, big balls? I've heard about this guy. Yeah, just a big dick and big balls. All right. And what happened to chicky poo? Where the hell is she at? Jesus, great. Yeah, she's been real quiet for in the city.

Like, what the fuck? Really? Because I'd be asking questions about what was it like being the son of Michael Jordan. Yeah. Did dad ever bring home a mistress? You know, did you ever have to wait with the, uh, hit boss at the casino when your dad was losing million. Yeah, that's what I wanted to know. How much

money did he lose one day in the casino? What was his record for that? Did he beat the shit out of you afterwards? I mean, y'all are doing the most right now. I would pause and say, look, dude, if you can tell me the truth about whether or not your dad gambled on

basketball and that's why he had to go into the play minor league baseball, we might let you go and help you get your fucking car off the track. Yes. How much does he regret putting on a wizard's jersey? That'd be my question. I didn't do anything, man. I made a wrong.

You're arrested for me. But I'm not drunk. All right, take a seat. My opinion is different. Yeah, I know. I get that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sir. Wait, sit down.

I'm running out of the conversation. Sit down. He's going to get the flashlight a minute. Hang on, hang on, hang on. One question. You can have to one question. I'll answer it, and then I want you to sit down. What's up?

I just wonder to say, why y'all are treating me as if I did something fucking criminal because I think you have driving under the influence but I'm not your car is stuck on railroad tracks just back the other way what do you mean you've done nothing we could get a follow up when these people sober up yeah they realize oh no yeah and just to get that type of like um I don't know just to kind of complete the story that should be part of the punishment he should have to watch this video with commentary like we're doing right now. Yeah.

That's what I want to see. Because, uh, he's like, damn, my girls are looking fine in this, this nice shit. I was going to fuck this shit out of her, too.

God damn it. Blue balls. Not only my balls big, they're blue. Fuck. So you like to answer your question. Please sit down and I'll answer more questions. I got nothing else for you,

bro. All right. All right. All right. Sit out. Yeah. Yo, yo. Yeah.

Oh, here we go. Yo, chill the fuck out, bro. You chill out. Oh, you chill out. Stop pick it. You know, can I ask? Everything we just saw.

The cops are sued. They're all fired. Oh, yeah, for sure. He's going to go free and he's going to wind up with $500 million. You just saw that. Holy fuck. Every taxpayer in this town is going to have a debt to Marcus Jordan. They're going to be marching in the street now after he escorted him into the car.

relax relax relax can i ask my girlfriend a question or no i got it right wow okay all right all right what's your name the man was charged with d ui resisting arrest and drug possession yeah it does say drug possession there but you don't see it in the video so i hope more comes out but uh this is an entitled asshole that uh i mean he was respectful for the most part he seemed to be having a die with it for the most part, but he was certainly on something. Just a lot going there, you know. I mean, this is

embarrassing. Labyrinth Mystic, two bucks says, should be, should a been a Coomia episode, Zane, see you Tuesday. Well, thank you. Look forward to you being there. That's right. Tomorrow at 2 p.m. Eastern time, tune in to the Horthy's podcast, YouTube channel, and you can watch Easy

Eric Zane and Christian Blat, Who are these broadcasters? And I'm sure there'll be a lot of Super Bowl coverage. Kendrick Lamar. Did you watch that? I watched your halftime show. I didn't watch his halftime show. How was it?

Well, I had to go back and watch it. And there was a lot that happened there that we got to discuss. Holy fucking shit. I honestly haven't watched it. Like, what kind of stuff happened? Nothing. It was horrible. Okay.

It was a huge pile of shit. I was going to say, I looked over the TV a couple of times. And I'm like, I don't know what any of this is. I don't understand it. Okay. Fucking dumb. Jay Z's killing it though ever since he took over

the halftime show, isn't it? It's been nothing but brilliant performances. Oh, Jesus. People should also check out the Eric Zane show. Oh, yeah. Whatever.

You know, it's okay. It's over on Twitch. Tell the people where to find you. Twitch. Twitch.tv slash Eric Zane live or at Eric Zane Live when you download the Twitch app. Monday through Friday, 10 a.m.

Eastern. 9 a.m. on Friday. So a Monday through Friday show. And, yeah, it's just me and the dogs and you for a couple hours every day. Beautiful. Well, Eric, thank you so much for filling in for a vacationing Vinnie Paulino today. Where's it going? Where is he taking a staycation or is he going far away?

He's down to Miami. All right. He's made this a new tradition where he goes to Miami. So he doesn't have to be reminded that his dolphins are yet again not in the Super Bowl. Ah, okay. All right. I know, I know he loves those dolphins. Well, all right.

I was glad to be here. I appreciate being asked. Are you kidding me? Fuck yeah, man. Yeah, fantastic job. Art Vandelae wants to know Point Dabble Point today. Yes, over on Shulie's channel, TSN. I'll be on Point Dabble Point today talking about the latest news in Suttering John and the creepoff.

We will do a bonus show, just me and producer Chris this Friday. So if you're on our Patreon, or YouTube member, you can watch that at noon on Friday. We'll be watching another episode of Thunder and Paradise. Looking forward to that. How many days a week? to you podcast six or seven six i don't usually podcast on sundays the lord's day you go to mass don't you i don't i watch football and then i don't know if you go through this when i go through the post football sunday depression those first couple sundays you're just like oh there's

nothing well there's no football on today well the last two years of the first two years and forever that i've been like pissed because the lions had a chance to be better than the they should have been. So this is all new. You go through this every year because your teams for the most part, for the last foreseeable memory have been very good.

So you have to put up with that shit now. And now I do too. But I don't know for how long. It might be over now. Who knows? Oh, stop. You have a great organization. And man,

they lay a fucking ag against the Washington. Did you see that Kevin O'Connell got the fucking coach of the year over Dan Quinn? and Dan Campbell. That doesn't make any sense. No. I mean,

fucking A. Campbell beat the shit out of the Vikes twice. And Quinn beat the shit out of Campbell in the playoffs first year. Rookie quarterback. How the fuck could you not make it Dan Quinn? Hmm. All right. Well,

you make a compelling argument, but I'm just happy that Josh Allen was the MVP. I love Josh Allen. I love everything about Josh Allen. Yes. I went to the game. they played in Detroit. I went there with my buddy Drew and my brother, Grant.

And that was one of the best games I've ever seen. Like, Josh Allen was on fire in that game. Yeah, I knew we were going to lose that. As soon as just he's huge. Everything was a positive play, that son of a bitch. Well, it's not Detroit's fault. They lost too many key defensive players. Whatever.

I can talk all day about this with you, Carl. I really could. People love it when we talk football on the creep off. I got to tell you, we never get notes from people saying, stop talking about football or anything like that. Well, they can stuck my cock because I don't get a chance to talk to anybody about this. So fuck you. Yeah, he has to talk to himself for hours a day.

You just heard him promote it out here. How fun could that be? Eric, you're the best buddy. Get out of here. So good to see you. The creepoff.com is where you want to go for all things of the creep off. We'll be back with a regular episode next Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern.

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