The Creep Off - Episode 251: You Better Put Down a Towel…

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

This week, we’re nominating the creepiest airline employee of all time (shocker—there are a lot to choose from). Don’t forget to vote for the one who brought the biggest creep to thecreepoff.com.We’ll also break down some tragically sexy police footage in our Cop Cam segment, featuring a very drunk and very naked woman passed out in her car in the middle of a street.Scum Parade – This Week’s True Crime Stories  - A twisted babysitter scandal where a husband allegedly bribed a victim  - A 13-year-old in Cape Coral repeat offender- A man who reportedly killed his wife over an underwhelming Valentine’s Day response- A husband accused of blowing up his wife with a car bomb after a heated argument.The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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hackermania dot out all right uh let's do a regular show i guess you're listening to the carl network attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grownups you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm going to deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down coo coo coo i just want to tell you both good luck we're all counting on you Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing

Ola creepos Welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast This show about creeps Bye creeps for you creeps I'm your host My name is Vinny And joining me in the studio

It's so great to be back here doing an episode the old-fashioned way in person at the Carlson. It's hot cucka-c-c-c-c-carl. I heard you missed us. We're back. Vinny, it's nice to be back here at your studio, so I don't have to clean up for you. I appreciate you having me today, buddy. You cleaned up before I went over there those other times?

No, definitely not. There's a shocking amount of underwear strewn about everybody if you ever go to Carl's house. I'm glad to be back, Carl. Last week, I was trying to get home. I was stuck in an airport. In D.C., it was the same airport where that woman helicopter pilot crashed to do a commercial played. Yeah, so Vinny, I think that you've come to the same conclusion that I came to last year,

which is Never Fly American Airlines. Suck my dick, American Airlines. I'm with you on that, buddy. I just was on the phone with them 20 minutes before you got here. How fun. They're still calling me. How fun. Yeah, they've solved no problems.

and have managed to just personally insult me at every turn. Well, we're back on the creep off. It's been a couple weeks off. Of course, Eric Zayn filled in for you. One of the times you were out on vacation, that was awesome. Thanks, Eric. We appreciated him being on the show. And we just did a bonus show on Friday with my buddy,

Johnny Furica, former roster police department detective. I watched like five or six cop cams with them. That was a blast. Dude, we watched some really wild ones. Yeah, that was a fun one. And Johnny's great on the show, man. I really like that guy. He's got his own podcast, the Crime Dog, where he talks about basically, mostly Rochester shit that's going down.

But he's good at it. Boy, is there a lot of it. Boy, is there a lot of it. Now, Carl, I will be amiss if we did not discuss what this show is and welcome all the new viewers and listeners out there. This show is a competition every week. Carl and I go and pick a category this week. It is creepiest the airline employee. Do you wonder why?

Venge! The reason why we have a competition is who gives us shit. It's a lot of fun. But each week you get to go to the creepoff.com and vote for whoever presented the bigger creep in the category. And we get points based on that. Right now, the score is zero zero. Right, because we did have a round that I lost. And that was a couple of weeks ago.

We discussed what my consequence would be spinning the wheel or any choosing. Now, I have fulfilled my previous consequence. Of course, when someone gets to five points, the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences, which is something I'll be doing today because I did bring my previous consequence getting my chest waxed, actually. Yes, we're going to watch that a little later in the show. Okay. But right now, to tell us who won episode, I think, 249 of the creep off, it is our lovely results girl, Danny. Danny, Danny, read in results, oh, dandy.

Please won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon Danny Danny That body's so uncanny Boy smooth like lamb and shandy Oh yeah she's my creep girl Hi guys Danny, is that little lady K next you?

It is Aw, she's adorable Yeah She's being her today And she might not chill for very long So we'll see What is the demographic we're going for, Carl? We have attractive young lady and then a baby next to her.

What are we, what signals are we sending to people? It's a great question. We're still trying to figure out who this show is for. It appears to be about 7,000 strong, is what I'm thinking. So, Carl, here's what I'd like to know. I would like to know who brought the biggest creep the last time we had a competition. Danny, give us the results. Right.

The winner of the biggest creeper. in New Orleans. 58% of the vote goes to Vinnie and his creep Antoinette Frank. Do do to up. Do do to do it.

Please. Man, this is a huge deal that's going to. Oh, buddy. Body, body, body. What are we going to do with you? You just keep getting beat. What are we going to do with you? I don't even remember.

That was so long. you got to even remember that category she was the uh she was the one who was banging an 18 year old drug dealer and letting him drive the cop car out and they were robbing people in gunpoint you won with that yeah lame story oh shut up okay wow listen i don't want to question the creepos out there i i think they're fine individuals just seems a little crazy to me but all right i'm going to shout out all the true believers out there thank you for another week of votes so uh thank you danny uh you could follow dandy on instagram at danny desolation um you have yourself a beautiful day and take care of that baby and uh keep it off of other cams solid advice

just saying solid advice vinny yeah i uh i'm glad though that at least we know that the baby's okay yeah like we have video evidence that baby's all right that wasn't one of those uh real looking dolls that we cover on. What if it was? What if it was one of those creepy? No, I saw it earlier when she was backstage. The baby wasn't moving on its own. It could be. It could be. It could be audio animatronic.

It could be. It could be. It could be one of those kinds. It certainly could be. Dude, do you know what we forgot to mention? That it is a holiday today? It certainly is. And I'm going to start off by celebrating Super Chat Monday with a brand new member of the channel, Tim 422. Thank you, my friend. Thank you, Tim.

For joining us. And you will now get a bonus episode. every week, sir. Rocco or B. 2002, thanks for the ten bucks. Carl, I think you need to read this one. It's one thing when Alicia Silverstone did vocal fry and clueless, but that podcast you guys covered, if you'll excuse me, I'm like totally getting myself a latte. Dana Donnelly is the who Rocco Orby 2000 do is talking about.

She is annoying. I was listening to that's the newest WATV. It is, yeah. Butuki. Phenomenal. Good episode. Thank you, buddy. Mr. Magenta.

two bucks. Ha, ha, Carl is a loser, and it's a JDI. Let's go, Vinny. You know, Mr. Rejetta, you and I go way back, but I just have to say... Fuck you! Okay, so I've been talking to our boy, Troy Smith, about doing some merch for Hackamania. We're going to get hats, some pretty cool hats, and going to get an exclusive t-shirt. And now I'm thinking, we were talking about doing the first-ever scum parade shirt,

but now I'm thinking we need to do Carl as a JD-A. like a Jedi just says JDI and you're like you're in your cloak let's let's take this off line here bidding what do you think of that idea I think it's a terrible idea I think it's a really bad idea all right I'm just fucking with you all right Carl let's have a competition creepiest airline pilot ring that bell I won so that means I get to go first this week and I want to introduce you to this gentleman his name's David Burke oh That's actually for later. That's David Burke.

Okay. Now, David Burke was born in England. His parents were Jamaican, but he did relocate as a child. Would you like to know where he ended up, Carl? Where did he end up, Vinny? Rochester, New York. I know that place. Local boy, baby.

Now, he began his career with U.S. Air in Rochester. Okay. And fun facts about him. He was never married, but he did father. seven children by four different women, and his former girlfriend's neighbors and law enforcement in Rochester all described him as violent. So perfect person to be a gate agent for U.S. Air. Now, one of the other problems he had at this job, Carl, was apparently he was working with

some people to smuggle cocaine from Jamaica to Rochester. Smart. Via U.S. Air into Rochester. It's a good way to make money. Now, he was not charged. You don't pay a lot when you work for the airline. You got to find out other way. his little side hustle going.

That's what he did. He was a side hustler until the day he died. Nice. Now, he was never officially charged, and that was mainly because he jumped town really quick and moved out to Los Angeles. Now, he gets a new job with Pacific Airlines, and it turns out, Carl,

he was a shitty employee there too. Now, the airline was concerned over the theft of thousands of dollars from alcohol sales from planes. You see, when they would land, the steward would give the money from the bar on the plane to the gate. agent and money was missing from the gates this guy was working all the time so it wasn't adding up

they decided that what they should do was put a camera on him and they did and they caught him stealing $70 from the till now he got very upset because they told him we're going to have to have a disciplinary hearing I guess that was part of the unions deal there so he's pissed off and he goes to his girlfriend's house her name is Jacqueline Castro or I'm sorry Camacho. And he takes her and her six-year-old daughter at gunpoint on a six-hour drive where he yelled about his boss Ray Thompson and calling him an asshole for setting him up to fuck him over and cost him his job. She might have just drove him anyway. It's his girlfriend. You don't have to take the gun out. That's what I thought too. It was a little necessary. Whatever. A little

unnecessary. But you know, some people, they have anger problems. And let me tell you something. This is one of them. Now, they had the hearing for him on December 7th, 1987, by the way. He was dismissed from his job by his supervisor, Raymond Thompson, even after he pleaded for leniency. As he left the office, Ray told him, have a nice day, for which he replied,

oh, I intend on having a good day, sir. And fun fact about Raymond Thompson, he didn't live in Los Angeles. He lived in San Francisco. And every day, he would commute to the airport from the San Francisco airport. He would just jump on a flight and hop over. David Burke knew this.

So using his U.S. Air employee credentials, I'm sorry, his Pacific Air employee credentials, he armed with a Smith and Weston Model 29, 44 Magnum Revolver that he borrowed from a co-worker, was able to bypass the normal security at LAX. He gained access to the plane via the locked crew door using the access code that was scratched above the lock. Why would you ever lend someone your revolver? That's such a bad idea, especially a hothead. Well, did I mention that he was also using that airline to smuggling cocaine? Okay, good.

So he probably had some friends. Okay. Now, he sits on the plane. They take off an air. He writes on an air sick bag. Hi, Ray. I think it's sort of ironical that we end up like this. I ask for some leniency for my family.

Remember? Well, I got none and you'll get none. he walks over to Ray who's just sitting on the plane on his way home after a long day of firing this poor black man who is only stealing and smuggling in drugs and he drops the air sick bag on his lap now as the plane was cruising at 22,000 feet

Burke left his seat headed to the lavatory dropped the note on Thompson's lap as he exited the lavatory a few minutes later Burke took out his handgun and shot Thompson in the face as the cockpit voice recorder later confirmed he then headed for the cockpit door the recorder then picked up the voice of a female presumed to be a flight attendant who told the cockpit crew we have a problem the captain replied what kind of problem then apparently burke kicked in the cockpit door and announced i'm the problem simultaneously firing two more shots presumably killing the pilots several seconds later the cockpit recorder picked up increasing windscreen noise as the airplane pitched downward and began to accelerate. This may have been deliberate because, you know, he shot them, but what they think happened is he shot the pilot,

and the pilot fell forward onto the thing, and it caused the whole plane to fucking nosedive. Sure. So at that point, Burke shoots himself in the head. Smart. As the plane descends 13,000 feet at a speed of Mac 1.2, the thing at 4.19 p.m. crashed into a farmer's field, 43 people including Burke were killed

in the shootings and the plane crash making Burke the worst African American mass murderer in U.S. history and now I would like to wish everyone out there a very happy black history month. Very good. Please go to the creepoff.com and vote for Vittany because you're not going to get much worse

than the fucking gate agent who murdered the pilots, murdered his boss and crashed a plane into the fucking ground. You know, you'd think he'd want to hang out and watch how it all ended, wouldn't you? Why did he shoot himself? Crashing would be a fun way to go. No.

No? No. Fuck you guys. Bye. Didn't you see the people in Toronto getting off that upside down Delta flight? They looked they were having fun. No, they didn't. They didn't?

I thought they were having a blast up there. My plane landed like 20 minutes before that plane. And I will tell you the descent into Rochester. It was a very, very windy, cold, gusty, terrible day. Scariest I've ever been out of my fucking life. Oh, man. So we were so close. You really were.

They made me stand in the middle aisle. They didn't want me to sit. They made me stand to the aisle. I was like, shouldn't I have a seatbelt? Just hold your wife's shoulder. You'll be fine. Oh, God. All right, Vinnie.

Well, does that mean I get to present my creep then this week? If you must. Okay, my creep is named Butch Hinton. And Butch Hinton may be responsible for the disappearance of, of a young teenager in Atlanta, going back to 1994, March of 1994. This woman, Shannon Melendi, Shannon Melendi was an awesome student and everyone liked her. And she was going to college in Atlanta. She's from Miami.

You want me to show the video of her? And, yeah, why don't we show the video to see her parents put this together after she disappeared? This is just parts of it. There's a music bed dude I took out because it's copyrighted music, Forever Young is the music that's playing She's got friends Yeah, you get the point That's sort of the thing

There's she's with Jimmy Carter She was going to go to law school She wanted to become a Supreme Court justice Did she go to prom with Jimmy Carter? What was that picture? And there's the $10,000 reward To find the kidnapped Shannon Melendi

So she was keeping score In a softball game and she went for a lunch break and never came back and no one ever saw her again. That's not good. Well, Delta Airlines employee Butch Hinton was an umpire officiating that same field. And when she took her lunch break that day, Hinton left the field too. According to police reports, he told the owner of the club the day before that he would have to leave early the next day because he had a family problem to resolve.

So you'd already stop this up. I'm out at noon. I can't officiate any more games. So let's take a look at a photo. of Butch Butch and Shannon here is the photo I sent you. Let's see.

All right. So there's our Delta Airlines employee, Butch right there on the right and the lovely Shannon there on the left. You know, Shannon's body was never found and authorities never located the crime scene. But they

did find him guilty over 10 years later. He was the first person to ever be found guilty of murder in Georgia without a crime scene or a body found. Interesting. How is that possible? Well, it's interesting because he maintained his innocence this entire time until finally his final appeal did not go through.

So he finally said, all right, I'll tell you what happened. Ah, well, you know, that's fair. So here's what happened. He told authorities he was planning on raping another woman that day, but she refused to meet with him. so he said he met with melendi for the first time of the softball game and she was the scorekeeper and he was the home plate umpire so he invited her to lunch and she agreed they ate she drove they ate at the local burger king as they were driving his car back uh to the sub or as they were driving the car back to the softball field hinton was driving and faked a wrong turn pulled onto a state highway and headed for his home nearby uh in a town called wrecks then he said he faked a leg cramp and asked a to drive. He climbed into the back seat and had a knife hidden under the floorboard, and he held it

and forced her to drive to his home. Jesus. He said he tied Melendi up, convincing her that he simply wanted to steal her car and that she'd be released unharmed as soon as he could sell it. So throughout the old deal, he said he would leave Melendi tied up and go downstairs make phone calls to his wife, his relatives, his friends. He was establishing an alibi at the time. Hinton then went back to the softball field

and he drove the car to a nearby gas station left the keys in the ignition and left it unlocked the door open hoping somebody would seal it so that that would make it a little bit more murky for the police to figure out what happened to her and he knew how to wipe it down for all of his fingerprints correct yeah yeah so there's no way to find that out of the dumbest

it's pretty smart trying to throw the police off his trail okay then he returned back to his home he untied Mewan and then raped her. And he would repeat that process again later that night. He said, he recalls, Melendi asked for 97.1 FM local rock station

when he left to go see the movie Mighty Duck with his niece and nephew. So at a certain point, he's got this woman tied up in his house. He's raping her. And he's like, you want to listen to the radio while I'm gone? She's like, yeah, actually,

classic rock. It would be good. Sure, no problem. He goes to see Mighty Duck. It's time for two for Tuesday. After the movie, shot to the heart. After the movie,

he returned home at 10. 10.30 and he let her off her leash again and raped her again. But he said that Melendi was calm and cooperative throughout and never lost control of her emotions even during these sexual assaults. He said she didn't even try to scratch, no hitting. I kept telling her as soon as you get your car sold and get rid of it, I'll let you go. And she'd be like, all right. So, you know, he rapes her again.

Now it's 1130 and he starts thinking, what am I going to do? He goes to bed. She's tied up to the bedposts. At any point, she's like, do you have any buyers coming by? Yeah, exactly. Should we lower the price? I mean, what are you asking for? Now, how are you advertising this?

Are you putting it in auto trader? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cars.com. What do we use it here? Dear God. So about two in the morning, he gets up out of bed. He goes, I got to figure something out here. So he went into the guest bedroom where Melendi was. And she's just laying there tied to the bedpost.

And he stood there thinking about how he was going to take her life. He decided to take her. his necktie off and strangle her. He then burned her in a bonfire in the backyard. The case had been featured on Oprah Moripovich twice, inside edition two times, America's Most Wanted, five

times. It was on the Jamie Bailey show, a Spanish language program aired by satellite to every Spanish-speaking country in the world. This was a very famous case because she had disappeared and no one could find the body and this guy. No one recognized him with her from the Burger King?

Well, no, they couldn't get any of The witnesses, it sounds like the police work wasn't great on this one. You know what, though? I'm going to guarantee you most of the people working at the Burger King were raised not to snitch. Good point. We don't need tattletails working at this Burger King. You're going to see some shit. Well, she, as I mentioned, had that connection to Jimmy Carter.

And because of that, Senator Bob Graham got the FBI involved within 48 hours. And the father, Louis Melendi, contacted Bo Jackson through a church friend and actor Andy Garcia. Bodo Noah, Melinda is. Both taped public service announcements, which aired throughout the nation. So this was like we had celebrities involved and former presidents all looking for her. Is this what those yellow bands were about in the 2000s? I think so.

I think it was all for her. Okay. So a local news reporter, because like I said, the police aren't really doing anything. A local news reporter decided to figure out like, okay, Hinton is the suspect. here we saw he and her were left at the same time from the softball field that's all we know so he tracked down hinton's past going back to illinois and kentucky where he committed his first crime at the age of 16 assaulting a young girl while working at mr d's pizza in 77 so he's only 16 then so from kentucky the family moves to illinois in illinois now he's married he kidnapped a 14 year old named

tammie singleton ties her up in the basement and tries to attack her When his wife walks in and hears the girl's screaming. How old was that girl? She was 14. Oh, what was he like, I'll tell you what? I'll let you go. Once I sell your scooter. Right, yeah.

I'll let you go. What's your big wheel? Yeah. Once I can find somebody to buy your bike. It's too hot right now. I got to get it off my property. Daniels also obtained an account of Hinton's attack on a member of his extended family, whom he also abducted and repeatedly assaulted.

For the Kentucky attack, since he was a minor, he was let off easy. He's ordered to receive counseling. He certainly took. two years for the assault on Singleton, and the family case was swept under the rug. So a couple of weeks after Shannon's disappearance, an unidentified male voice phoned the Emery Hotline, Emery College is where this took place where she was going to school. Emery Hotline to say that he had Shannon. He said she was all right, but she felt lonely.

And to prove it, he would leave one of her rings in a telephone booth. The ring was identified by the family's belonging to Shannon. But they didn't record the call. It was just a phone call in there where he was like college radio station. Yeah, he just wanted to. Fess or something, he felt guilty. That's fucking bonkers. Is it that he felt guilty or is it that he wants attention?

Like, that's like BTK bullshit right there. Yes, it is. And Vinny, just a couple months after this incident happened, he's now got a part-time job at McDonald's. And one of his coworkers, a 19-year-old black woman. One thing I learned this past year, they do love to snitch in a McDonald's. They will snitch on you at a McDonald's. A 19-year-old black woman coworker is leaving for the night and it's dark

out and she's walking by herself so he just goes and assaults her as well should have asked for the escort a few years later butch was serving a sentence for insurance and mail fraud for setting his house on fire in order to cover up evidence and collect insurance obviously no one would buy it so on august 30th 2004 butch was indicted by a grand jury with the murder of shannon Melendi. The trial began on Monday, August 22nd, 2005, and ended Monday, September 19th. After three days of jury deliberation, he was found guilty. And the sentence was life in prison, but with parole. So every seven years, this family has to get all these signatures and talk to their representatives in Congress and shit and make sure this asshole doesn't get out of prison.

You don't think that the, like, the congressman would pass that on to the next guy? Hey, listen, by the way, don't let him now. Unfortunately, they have a thing in Georgia where they can have life without parole. So they have to go through this every seven years. In Georgia? Yeah, isn't that nuts? Georgia's fucked up. Makes no sense.

So that's my creep. Go vote for Carl and Butch Hinton. At the creepoff.com. The poll is up now, so feel free to start voting. Let's hit up some super chats. Our pal Isolino R is sitting this up for two bucks. He says, hey, Vin, huge. Do you ever eat at Pellizzies?

Nope, never been. Ooh, great question. Jenny's jugs. Vin, be honest. How many times you rub one out to me? Well, today, none. But, you know, before I got to sleep last night. F. Mammy's sister's Brazilian butt lift, thanks to the two bucks.

Carl, was Eso the only ped you took to dinner? Thank you. It's no way of knowing. Yeah. They don't identify themselves. They don't wear like stuff. on their arm or anything like that. They don't have special tattoos

where you can identify them, unfortunately. But maybe there'll be a system at place at some point. You know, it would be great if they all had big red smack marks across their face. Yeah, that'd be helpful. You know, that, by the way, that DAP 2K, the pet group, the pet hunting group that we've been watching on the bonus episodes lately, they're the ones who like to slap people. Yeah. They dropped a 90-minute documentary about what they do.

Oh, cool. It's on their locals. It's pretty interesting. one of the dudes got shot doing it and they have the video for that who got shot one of their dudes one of the hunters got shot the guy had a gun and shot him in the middle of a target

oh wow there's footage of it yeah all right i want to see that yeah so you have to go to the locals and support dap 2k if you want to do that now uh icilino r vini your favorite meal of pelizzies uh never been but i'm guessing the baby corn uh carl you ever pay no he doesn't yeah he does sometimes

Zeni Senai $5 he should have went on a joyride like Sky King Agreed What's the like If you're going to crash the plane He did leave it up to You know fate at that point He's got two dead pilots hunched over

Not quite fate but yeah But it would have been fun to be the one to tip it down there And see how long go before you That's what I'm saying Go to Greenland You really missed out of an opportunity to have some fun there Yeah I guess you guys are right Now that I'm thinking about it

Go to the Creepoff.com. Also, I've seen movies before. Don't they normally get some guy who has experience flying a plane in Vietnam or something to go up there and land the plane? If that doesn't work, then a stewardess will talk to the tower and they'll give her instructions to land the plane. Yeah. Isn't that what always happens in the movie airplane? Well, in the movie airplane, the template for everything. Yeah.

Yes. All right. So why did they do that? I would imagine that everybody was a little too free. freaked out and didn't know what to do. And there was a bunch of dead... They're probably raiding the snacks. Ooh, the captain isn't here.

We could have all of the crackers to ourselves. They were all just humming. Glory, glory. Hallelujah. Yes. It was going down eating little crackers. That's what I'm thinking. A bunch of lazy bones.

There was also a bunch of dead bodies between them and the cockpit, too, which is also... Don't kick him out of the way. Dead bodies can't hurt you. Yeah. But then also, if the plane is going, like, vertically towards the ground, it's going to be very hard to pull yourself up there to get. get to it all right fine fine flaws in my argument vennie if that's what you want to do all right it kind of is but you know what i'd really like to do bud what's that i can't wait to see calls

cop can fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights I got a cop can that came in from Jeff Spangler. Jeff, MVP. Yeah, he does a great job. You and Matt Montgomery, man. You guys are killing it. Yep, we have a few people who send in some great cop cams. Keep them coming when you see them.

So this one starts off. There's a truck in the road. It's 1.36 a.m. And it's just kind of parked. And it shouldn't be parked there because this is a road. Okay, let's see what's going on. On March 5th, 20203, at approximately 1.36 a.m., a call came into 9-1-1, reporting a pickup truck stopped in a turn lane on a major road. The vehicle had no lights on, wasn't running, and was partially blocking traffic.

Huh. Is it one of those Tesla self-driving? I believe I have a naked subject passed out in the front seat. Oh. No, there's a woman. I couldn't see the legs. Yeah, there is a naked woman just passed out in her truck in this car right here. I guess somebody's Uber Eats delivery didn't get there.

Oh, could you imagine? I'd be so pissed. So the cop walks over to the driver's side and does a little wiki, wakey on the door. Oh, my God. 24. Do you want AMS in her as well? She's waking up now. Oh, I know her. She works at the doctor's end.

You're not far off. All right, so now that she's kind of waking up and coming to and going, like, what's going on? Someone's knocking on the window. Now they have a, uh, intelligent. intelligent conversation in my next clip good open the door open the door open the door open the door open the door you're parked in the middle of the road open the door open the door open the door open the door Please. Open the door.

Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. I am closer right now. Open the door. Now, Vinny, I've been around a drunk bitch or two in my time. I'd say this chick is wasted. I would agree.

Okay. I would agree. If I were hurt, I don't know what course of action I would take. I think I would say something like, I would like to report a crime. Someone stole my clothes. Yes. I just like the, why are you here? Why, why are you bothered me? Why are you over here right now? I like how she realizes she's naked. She's like, I can't come out right now. I'm naked. Right. Well, she does put a top on, but nothing else. And it's time to get out of the car. My next clip.

Open the door. And I know you. Open the door. Why not? If you can park on the 247 side. She's partially in the roadway over here on 247. I'll get... Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yep, nope, she's fighting. And down she goes. But fucking clothes on. I have clothes right there in the back seat. Dude, I would not even hide for me to... That's so gross! I don't have clothes on! You know, they were able to blur a lot there, but I can still tell she doesn't shave.

Oh, is that what you're noticing? Yeah. So she's not enjoying the fact that she's rubbing her naked ass and twat all over the gravel here. Doesn't seem to be enjoying that too much. I've heard ladies aren't into that. Nope, she's not. And so now it's time to get her into the cop car, but this will not be easy. Okay.

Yeah, you had to put a towel. down first, too, right? He witches he dead. You don't like me pissing? All over this. Ugh. Oh, she spit out of him. You a hell man.

Boy, you're dumb. Nothing but a beach. Get in there. And spit again. Bitch! Boy, he's trying to spin on me at the jail. Why?

Cause you got someone to go? Yeah, go to jail. Do you have someone to go? Yeah, take you to jail. That's where you're going. That's your whole? You think about this every day? You're like, oh my God!

Who am I? I'm going to take this jail today. There's no way to remember that. It's just going to be the past. out naked girl, buying her own business to the middle of the street. Yeah, right? Oh, I just happened to win the lottery today, did I?

Oh, man. This is how you choose them, just randomly like this. I always like the idea just like, oh, you're going to make your car with it. I'm going to piss all over it. It's just like, yeah, you're going to try to pretend you're not drunk. Maybe you don't bring up the fact that you have to piss real bad. Oh, ladies.

Just a thought. All right. Well, clip six. Oh, she pulls an opi? This doesn't get better. This one said, leave me alone. What did they tell you? You are a hushabit!

You are a hot, bitch! You stupid! Keep the fuck up me! You da fuck! Leave it out of all! okay uh she's starting to freak out came out of nowhere that we were having fun here then they got real upset all of a sudden

she's not making a lot of sense but she is getting louder so i'll give her that backup finally arrives and they do get her in the back of the car on her stomach so she's like laying across which they can't transport her like that they have to get her in her seatbelt sure She starts crying once they close the doors on her. And so now we're over to the vehicle, checking to see what we can find in her truck. find when we look under the seat yeah what we're seeing is a lot of bud light cans yeah a lot of empties piled up under there and he found open container he found vodka and instead of counsel and

some weed dude it's amazing he didn't smell the weed all he smelled was her crotch the whole god now that she's away he's like oh it smells like weed deer hey hold out a second labrin mystic what a champ he just gifted five the creep off channel memberships for those of you get him enjoy them. Thanks, Leibram. Labr mystic. Appreciate it, buddy. Yep, you get a bonus episode every month

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Okay, so he's fighting stuff in the vehicle, obviously, and now him and his partner are talking about what kind of charges they might be able to press against her. I wouldn't press anything against her. She actually, It's pretty cute.

Her? I'll show you at the end. Probably a math ad, but... Yeah, please go home! For one, she spit on Zach, spit on me. She tried to bite me. But she's like, she was in the truck, in the fucking turning lane,

partially in the middle of the road in 247, in the truck, but, like, the keys weren't in the ignition. Like, I mean, at this point, is it even worth trying to, like, push a DUI? I mean, she's, we're not, no, it's like, just throw it off over here on the, on the dash. So, I mean, she's intoxicated. I got, like, plenty of other charges. I'm headed with simple assault, like, obstruction.

She's got open containers, too, so I'm already some citations for that. I mean, I haven't got it in the car yet, but I'm assuming she's going to have some schedule one or schedule two in the vehicle. She was fucking dude in the car, too, so I'm hit it with public indecency. We're going to get her for snail trailing it in the first degree. Do you see that line of slime all the way to the car? I have to replace my gloves now. I'll never use these again. That's going to cost, that's not in a budget.

Not to mention new upholstery for the cruiser. Oh, God, you don't even know. All right. Well, she is freaking out. Those seats are pleather. When they pull her off of it, it's sort of sound like. Vinny, you don't even know. You don't even know.

she is full by the way good on her she took the keys out of the ignition and then passed out that saved her a DUI that was pretty smart actually well I don't know why she would do that but good for her it was good what a bright lady yeah right that was a smart move uh my clip number eight no no no wait are we at number nine now we are on number nine yeah sorry number nine she's not having a good time in the back of that cop car okay oh my god That's just her That's just her naked stomping in the back of the car. I just love these cops.

going to break that wait i was like yeah she might you don't give a fuck it's not their car it's just got replaced whatever oh sam makes a good point oh you can't have your own ass out your own car i thought this was a free country i was a little surprised with that too it's like she wouldn't have been out uh you know naked if he didn't pull her out of the car zeni senpai she caught three felonies instead of four smart thinking right thanks for the two points that's my that was my point yes uh number 10 she explains that these police officers are fucking an idiot. Clearly. You're an idiot!

The drugs are already gone! You're looking for drugs? I already did my drugs, idiot. I'm all out of drugs now. They're already gone. Suck it. That's a dumb thing to say. She's got to be a math had, right? Yeah.

That's pretty funny. Well, math had disappointment to her parent. She's a lot of things. All right, well, the two police officers share some fond memories together in my next club. And, um, and, uh, shit, I ended up, whatever. So I ended up getting her hand because I was like, I bring her over here. And as soon as I get her like to open up the back door my car, she turned around and goes, and I just, I grabbed a handful of hair and took her face and put her face right into my window.

Very nice. Oh, thank you for giving us an update on that. I wasn't sure. Appreciate it. Oh, no. I just saw the title of the next clip I just play it just play it

oh god okay I hope that's I hope that's piss to your point earlier I hope that's piss man well the only thing you're allowed to do now is you have to rub her face in it

so she knows not to do it again well it's crazy because she's sitting on that one side now and the middle is all wet. So I'm like, oh, she peed. She doesn't want to sit in her own pee. But she forgets, I guess, because

I believe in my next clip she's sitting right in the middle. Yeah. And they're driving back to the station. Perfect. To drive back to the station, she must reek because the cop finally like rolls the window down. She behaves like an animal. Yeah, pissing out of the furniture. Yeah.

Check this out. Okay. Well, she says you couldn't breathe, by the way. Bad old chestnut. What was that? Wow. You don't see people behave like that very often. That was kind of cool. Yeah, she kind of lost her mind.

You know what? One more time. Sorry, everybody. while listening to this. I know. It's not fun to listen to. But she gets up on the seats like Tom Cruise on the couch.

Yes. When he was on Oprah. Yes. She's just like trying. In love with Katie Holmes. I love Katie. Wow. Love it.

She did not like that breeze coming in. Got a little too windy. She's sweet. All right. One more clip on here. Let's find out about the charges. When she did get back to the station, a bunch of a female.

officers came over to get her dressed that didn't go real well but we'll see the exciting conclusion Wow that's a stupid A woman was taken to the Houston County jail where she was charged with public indecency

misdemeanor and felony obstruction battery and two counts of simple assault Wow that's No I bet on a good day she's all right look it that's in her her prison outfit she looks okay yeah i'm out on that all right now once i seen a girl spread eagle piss it all over a cop cruiser yeah it's not it's not a good first

impression she yeah maybe if you liked her personality first and then you saw that you'd like there you go yeah it's good point hard pass you're right you're right carl what a fucking cop cam that was yeah something else so much jeff spangler that was great uh i think it's time for some voicemails and they're brought to aspire good friends and Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Hope you had fun in your vacation, Vinnie. Next time, consider Syracuse.

I'll save you a spot at our Arconolage. You can drink the batter from the waffle maker and no one judges. See you in Syracuse. Sounds pretty good. Sounds like a better trip than you had. No, Miami's amazing. You wouldn't have been stuck in DC for two and a half days if you had to Syracuse. Miami's the greatest place of the world, and I would be there in a second if I could.

You really are coming out right now, aren't you? On this show, I didn't, I didn't know we were going to do that. I wasn't going to say anything. I didn't realize you, like, oh, I'm sorry, I don't want to go to Cape Coral. Now that you're a bear. I don't want to go to Cape Coral either. Wait until we get to the fucking scum parade. Holy shit, it's dangerous. Oh, God. All right. Hey, guys. Great episode with Eric Zane. But Carl, Carl, you can, kind of fucked up. You were talking about Ian Nash, the guy that had like a gigaton of fucking really young

child porn, and then his girlfriend was standing by him. What you miss in the article is that they did reach out to her for comment and they said, how can you stay with such a monster? And her reply was, he lets me have ice cream for dinner and watch

Flewie whenever I want. So that's probably why. Thank you. Fuck you by. Thank you for that clarification. Great. Great. call. This one came in from, I believe this is the first time she's calling. This is Olive Garden Waitress. Hello. My name is Olive Garden Waitress. This is the first time call. I got to keep it under 45 seconds and I got to make it funny. Maybe not funny, but when I was younger, like maybe

six or, no, six is too young. Fuck. you'll get it I was like 10 or something I would like want to report like CP I'd look for it and I realize now

that I'm probably on like seven different loss list I'm not gonna lie which sucks but anyway let me fuck you bye sorry 50 seconds like a second stuff

actually 44 seconds good job was that Kate Meaney might have been I'm pretty sure that was Kate Meany what did she say that when she was 10 she would look for CP She would be looking for CP on the internet to report it.

That's awesome. Good stuff, Kate. So good to know that if you're in an Olive Garden somewhere, your waitress is out of bunch of CP watch list. Yep. New favorite. I got a... Love the honesty.

I got a creep-off voicemail for us here. Please. Hey, this message is for the creep-off. I was just listening to the late. episode with Marcus Jordan and you and Eric Zane were bringing up why do you do the field sobriety test. I can tell you as a Michigander and somebody who is friends with a lawyer who deals with DUI cases that in the state of Michigan you do not have to do the field sobriety test because it is further incriminating you and you do not have to incriminate yourself.

So you can pass on doing the field sobriety test. My lawyer friend, highly recommends that. He's gone to training seminars with sober police officers in the state of Michigan, and they repeatedly fail these tests. They're made to fail. So if you believe you are under the legal limit, but you have been drinking, pass on a field sobriety test in the state of Michigan and just do your alcohol. If you believe your overall limit, it should also pass that. That is a fact coming from a lawyer in the state of Michigan, check your local laws, but you do not have to do the field sobriety test. What a great little tip.

If you do not do the alcohol sobriety test, however, you lose your license for a year. All righty. See you. Well over a minute. So that's the thing about those. That's what happens in New York. If you pass on that test,

they automatically take your license from you. Yeah, but so much. But it's still better than the DUI. Of course. And just because you don't have a license where you can't drive anymore? What? What?

You're going to take my license so I can't drive drunk anymore? That'll teach me That'll teach me Stupid, please All right I got one more This guy makes a good point Hey so Vinnie

How retarded is Carl He's made a statement On the last creep off I'm one episode behind Every February 3rd Is a super chat Monday Carl you fucking retard Last year February 3rd

Was on a Saturday Next year it's on a fucking Wednesday How dumb are you Tell us you don't know how shit works without telling us you don't know how shit works. Bye. Well, I can tell you this. Every single February 24th, today's date,

is also a Super Chat Monday. It was last year. It will be again next year. And we have people celebrating Super Chat Monday. We sure do, Carl. I want to thank those fine folks. Let's see who we got here. You skipped one.

Ah, Labran Mistake. Carl trying to curry favor with the naked copcams. Vote for Carl. It's a good move. com, baby. It's a good move. Red Jared C. says she's a real treat in the earbuds, huh? Yeah, I know.

It's a little rough on that. And then Labron Mystic says, I think the drugs they didn't find kicked in. No shit. Good point. No shit. All right, last voicemail. And solid point. Yeah, I'm just calling to agree with Eric Zane.

Face Jam was 30 years ago. Nobody gets a shit about Michael Jordan anymore except for, you know, boomers like you, Carl. All right. it's so not true this is a ridiculous thing to say that michael jordan isn't famous anymore you watched the episode that we did right vini when you were on uh oh yeah vacation i was laying on the beach there's a reason why everyone's talking about marcus jordan getting pulled over it's because his father is michael jordan yeah he has jordan shoe money yes you people got to realize something they michael jordan is in the forefront of everything there's every store you go into there's

Jordan something. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. I knew I wasn't retired on that one. I mean, I am retired. He wasn't even my favorite player on those teams though, but you know, whatever. Whoie, Rodman guy?

Yes. Yeah? Yeah. Fuck yes. The worm, baby. Okay. Carl, I believe that makes it time for a scum parade. Scum parade.

Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made. Scum Parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat

Scum parade Another good point from Dr. Scottie Jones Michael Jordan owns NASCAR teams right now Like anyone can even know that He's fucking relevant MJ is still relevant. All right, Carl, let's start off in your favorite place in the world, Cape Coral, Florida.

Here's a fun video. It's usually always a nice, calm setting, nice and tranquil, no real drama. Police say a 13-year-old boy somehow got a hold of a gun, then robbed another child of their scooter in a neighborhood in the northeast part of Cape Coral. What part are you again?

Northwest. The nation joins us live tonight. Burton Park in Cape Coral where parents say he threatened another child with the gun. Kennedy, this kid is only 13, but he has been in trouble many times before. Yeah, they just showed five mugshots of the kid.

It's not great. Donny Puguerro has been arrested several times before and was arrested again yesterday here at this park with a gun. Dude, that's a tough neighborhood right there. I wouldn't hang out around there.

Burton Park. Oh, dude, you see how ghetto that looks? Yikes. softball tournaments, ladies softball, co-ed softball. And a place for families to relax after a long day. Oh, my God. Yeah, always a nice, calm setting. Dude, way to hear this story.

Leonard Chenal says in his three years of living across from the park off Del Prado Boulevard, there's been no disturbances until last night. There are actually these parents that had noticed from one of their children came over and said, hey, this kid has a gun and he threatened to shoot me with it. Police say 13-year-old Giovanni Poguero. See, it's good. If you see something, say something, kids. I don't know that kid's a nirk.

In the child, that's when Cape Coral police say several dads stepped in to detain him before police got there. Oh, kudos to the fathers who stepped in and took the initiative to make it happen. Just hours before this, Cape Coral police say Giovanni went up to a 12-year-old at his home and asked to ride his electric scooter. But the kid said no. He didn't know who it was. It was kind of like a foreign situation to him.

And then... Well, you wanted to say something else. His gun and his waistband and asked again. And then the child feared for his safety. Obviously, there was a gun involved. Giovanni then rode off on the $400 scooter. CCPD went to his home after identifying him from a previous case. They're able to find...

Giovanni. The guardian that the firearm was actually missing. She didn't know that previously. The Guardian told police she reported Giovanni missing, too. Neighbors told us off camera, Giov... Yeah, guns gone, Giovanni's gone, everything's gone. What the fuck? Vani lives with his grandmother, and they always hear screaming inside.

Is that your house? He even seen the SWAT team at the home before. He has been arrested four other times for battery on first responders and resisting arrest, now adding armed robbery to his record. I mean, if he got a record already at 13, it's only going to escalate. Uh-huh, good point. It's not going to be good for him. He's going to have a troubled life.

So should we put him down? What do we do with this guy? Right. What do we do with this child, Carl? Well, I'm going to ask my buddy Donald Trump, who says, send him back to whatever country he's from. From Cape Coral, Florida, Carl. He's still there. Throw him in the Gulf of America, when I'm fend for himself.

All right, Carl. Let's move on to our next crepe. I don't know if you saw in the article about that, there's a Debbie Downer in the last paragraph of it, where they quote this woman is just like, oh, they're just going to throw him in jail and he's not going to learn anything.

He's just going to come right back out. You need to be a fucking problem. I have that quote right here. So they're going to put him in jail where he's not going to get proper help that he needs. Then eventually they're going to release him and then it's going to happen again,

said a woman. Yeah. Like, said a woman. Set a woman. They just had to put a Debbie Downer thing in there. What a great fucking town, Cape Coralist, great journalism, great parks.

Horrible place. Horrible place. Jesus Christ. All right, we're going to Smith, County, Texas. This is, what's this fucking guy's name? Brandon Daryl Coe. Now, wait, is that bad practice guy? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that's bad practice guy. What do they do? It looks like they shaved Alex Rosen. Yes. So an arrest warrant sheds new

details on the accusations against him, but according to Smith County deputies, they responded to a medical Center on February 13th after a child had reported being sexually assaulted. Officers spoke with the mother who said her daughter confessed to her the previous day that she had a secret, but the mother did not think much of it. According to the record, Smith County deputies responded to the medical center and the daughter confessed to her mother that, wow, I'm having a stroke. I wish. The child reiterated the following day on February 13 that she had a secret that pertained.

to her babysitter's husband. During a forensic interview, the child described deviant sexual activity performed on her by Kui and gave detailed information by using male and female anatomy drawings. Okay. Kui reportedly gave her

$5 for the book fair at school and told the girl to keep it a secret. Well, then what the fuck is she blabbing about? They had a deal. Well, she was limping all day at school. Dude, why is she blabbing? It's called a secret for a reason. You don't just tell her.

adults about it. The mother told the police that the child did come home from school the following day with the book from the book fair even though she had not given the child anybody. She cashed in and that ran it about. What a horrible life lesson that is. I hope she bought a book about how to not be a tattletale.

Got a holdout for more than five, kid. Since then, Kui's been arrested for aggravated sexual assault of a child under 14 and remains in Smith County jail. This poor guy. No. He thought he had a deal. The child rapist. Okay, you should have given her more money. Is that your point?

Yeah, that was my point. You think five is not enough for keep a secret like that? Yeah, you're definitely going to. Fine. I'll give you that. Pay up a little bit more than that. Fine. I mean, what is this, 1995? You're going to give a kid five bucks.

No, okay, you're bringing up some good points. Okay. And expecting to really be quiet? Come on. It bought him a day. It bought him one day. Yeah. The fucking cat, the kid finished reading Captain Underpants.

It was like, hey, this reminds me. I have a secret. All right, let's meet our next creep. This is a Indiana man named Taylor Meyer. This is a hopeless romantic right here. It certainly is. Valentine's Day goes wrong, Carl. This happened on February 14th.

He was charged with murder. Now, Meyer told police he had planned a Valentine's Day celebration for his wife, which included buying her address and dinner. Nice. Very thoughtful. Meyer also allegedly said that he had his children draw pictures of the Eiffel Tower for a Paris themed night. Okay.

Now, see, that's where you lose me. Yeah. Kids pictures for Valentine's Day, fuck off. Now, the arrest affidavit reported that mayor told police that he believed his wife was unappreciative of his efforts that night. Well, yeah, you couldn't hire a real artist to do the Eiffel Tower, get your kids to do it? I'd be disappointed as well. Your kids suck at art.

Yes. And what do you want? A blow job? Oh, yeah, I feel like I'm totally in Paris right now because it's fucking purple. Oh, the Eiffel Tower. It was beautiful this time of year. Great. I thought it was a fucking dinosaur.

It's a goddamn Eiffel Tower. Have they ever seen what the Eiffel Tower looks like before they drew that? Kids are terrible. Kids fucking suck in art. Now, here's the quote that broke my heart for this guy. It was the hardest I've ever tried. Yeah, outsource it to your kids. That's the hardest you ever tried?

John Melendez is trying harder to be romantic. Come on a day. than this guy. Mayor allegedly confessed to killing his wife in an interview with the police. According to the report of affidavit, he also probably said he believed Deborah was having an affair with a co-worker and that he had seen a photo of her holding hands with a man. Now, that's an issue there. The outlets reported that mayor allegedly admitted to beating his wife with a wine bottle before repeatedly stabbing her with a kitchen knife. He then texted a family group chat, telling them that Debra was dead. And I think that was the mistake.

I think Debra does sound like a bitch, though. yeah like you did get the dress and dinner and she's still just like called this fucking Paris and I mean this guy his last name is Meyer and he literally looks like a hot dog oh yeah yeah it's not a great look for him yeah he's not he's not great do you think though that like this guy blames his kids for not doing a good enough drawing of the Eiffel Tower like that's why your mom's dead because you didn't draw the Eiffel Tower appropriately and she goofed on us you know what most parents these days do not want to directly blame their own children for anything. So I'm going to guess he's going to blame the

school of the art teacher. Yes. I agree. And rightfully so. Yeah. Also, this fucking guy, he confesses to everything. And then he pleads not guilty. Dude, what are you doing? You're giving your lawyer nothing to work with. That's a good point. That's a good point. So listen, you guys got to understand. I tried really hard this year. And I know I beat her to death with a wide bottle and stabbed her, but I really did try. Look at this. My kid, put all of, you know, like 10 minutes between watching episodes of Bluey to fucking draw this. She must have acted like really shitty about this Valentine's Day if he blew up like that. Yeah.

She must have been a real problem. Carl, I have one more scum parade story before we watch some videos and spin a wheel. Okay. Let's go down to a little place known as Miami, Florida, where it's always hot. I'm going to get your shit to tell us. Why's a many creepy bucks? What's the hell going on? Maybe it's a swamp gas for flagrant Opie yet to get us.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Come on for a good. I was at K2 Brothers yesterday. Oh, okay. Having a little brunch. Down there by the bay. Yes. And the original.

that song came on, and it reminded me of Sarah and that song. Fantastic job. We've played that in a little while. I miss Sarah. She's great. She actually just submitted a song for Episode 600 WATP this Wednesday, 530 Eastern on the release podcast YouTube channel, Episode 600.

Yeah, no invite. Per report by NBC Miami, Carl, an incident occurred on February 1st at around 6 a.m., police revealed they believe the exposure was intentional following a dispute inside of a vehicle. Now, a guy named, Noel Ruiz Mestri, he's 50 years old, is being charged with arson and murder. They accuse him of using a homemade explosive device on his wife. So they're leaving the house.

They get in the car. Everything's fine. They get down the street. The car stops. He gets out, does something. And there is an earth-shattering explosion that causes everyone in the neighborhood to walk out and see him standing there by the car going like told you bitch i win this target he's just doing one of these i guess you won't be complaining about that ever again yeah and people in the

neighborhood said they liked her and that he was an asshole he just sat around on his front porch just staring at people well miguel hernandez specifically the quote from him i don't know if i should do this in my miguel hernandez voice or not i would love to hear you miguel hernandez actually it says I get up, he would come out there and he would do. What? I get up like, what is happening? It would be more like Paco. Okay.

Do it like Paco. He says, I get up like, what is happening? Because the explosion was too, too loud. It wasn't a pow, pow. It was a ba, bah. Unfortunately, we couldn't help because of the explosion. The fire was so big, we couldn't help them. Yeah.

Done. What a great witness. Miguel is. Thank you for that, Miguel. So he went home after he blew up his wife somehow. He then allegedly stabbed himself in the stomach and left the area. The suspect called 911 about his wounds later. And emergency services took him to the hospital. Authorities will take him to jail when he is well enough. Did he try to already laying his way out of this? Why did he stab himself in the stomach? That's a bad way to go, man. It's a horrible way to go. Yeah. You got to make like David Burke. Because it doesn't actually end a lot of times.

You need to take yourself A lead trip to Greenland, sir Correct Now, Vinnie, we got a couple other Super Chast that came in Yeah, let's hit those up Let's hit those and then we'll talk about my consequences Sure, let's see where we are at

Michael Jordan may be great He never beat Larry Legend, right, Vinny? No, I don't think he did They did win a couple games, I'm pretty sure the Bulls made There's one above that you missed there Foreign Freudian slip L.O.I. Yeah, I picked up on that as well. Sennie said pie.

Good call. Yes. Good call. Labrin Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. Did he have the kids draw Mommy dead next? Yeah, maybe that they could... How about what her blood is spilling out from the stab wounds? So maybe you guys can pull that off?

There's Daddy and a wine bottle. Roccoor B, thanks for the five bucks. First, that kid Giovanni is going to end up trying, tying up girls and taking their scooters. And I thought that Texas guy was a big fat Billy Corcorner. Yeah, I saw the Billy Corkin thing going on, too. That's very funny. Very funny. Now, Carl, my friend, I believe you have a video you'd like to present to us all today.

Yeah, I want to you to show the before and after first. So I did get my chest waxed. Oh, Christ. I know. You'll see how red. Look how happy I was. I just had my normal chest hair. And then afterwards, it is very red.

Not a fun procedure. Why did you put your hands over your head? Why do we need to see your armpit hair? I was triumphant. even after like why i don't understand this pose what is this pose i'm showing you my chest what do you want for me showing your chest you don't have to all right do you want to show the video yes of this going down i'm so thanks to my friend siety for helping me out with this you're giving off evil dentist energy right now well here we go okay it's just a little patch though

you're lucky Oh, okay. All right. As I mentioned before, the nipples is the worst part. So where's the footage of that? When they go over the nipple, they didn't have footage of that, unfortunately. But, yeah, so there you go. My skin is still irritated from it.

I've broken out from that. It's not a pleasant thing. And so I have fulfilled. my consequence and now Vinnie let's talk about the consequences that are currently on the wheel. Let's talk about it. Now I want you to know something. Yep. I legitimately do feel bad that you've been dealing with all the complications that arose from this. I threw it on there

just because I thought it was funny without really thinking about how terrible that would be for you. So I'd like to apologize for that. And now I'd like to show you what's odd the wheel right now. Okay. Number one is past the spin as always. Number two, Joker, Fale Adieu, three times. Live streams. $100 to podcast, Hitman.

Number four, Hacomania dinner with a listener. Okay. Number five, where later, Hosen, probably at Hacomania, I think, would be the appropriate way to do this for the Creepoff live. Okay. Number six, it turns out that Creepoff Hall of Famer, Hulk Hogan, will be appearing in Rochester, New York on March 4th. And number six is pitiful. off Hulk Hogan. So I got to say something

that Hulk Hogan during his appearance to get some angry with me. Might have to show up on a Kamala shirt. Kamala really won. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, all right.

Trump stole the election. Something like that would be fun. Just something that would annoy Hulk. Who's his biggest rival would be an ultimate warrior? Whose shirt could I get that would annoy him? Oh, I don't think he cares about that.

You don't think so? No. He wouldn't care about that shit. Or maybe if you had a shirt that says macho is right, you're a bitch. That might be fun. Okay.

Number seven. Stuttering John's stand-up set I'll have you go to a local open mic and do Stuttering John's latest stand-up routine. I will get you extra time. I have that kind of power, Carl. I can find you a nice place to perform. And number eight, of course, is

winner's choice, which would mean it would be up to me. Now, Carl, when you come on up here, I'm going to hit the wheel spinning song. Cut it out in here. Come on and give that wheel spin. Someone but five wins. Spin it.

The pain can now begin And if you're pissed All right, there he goes, folks, he's spinning Don't whine because you'll be just fine Don't watch your coho's glow So come on spin it Ladies and gentlemen, Joker Falia do Three times live stream

What did I hit that was up there Your stupid toy? The one that Troy Smith gave me That was a gift from Troy Who cares, it's Hulk Hogan, let him fucking fall. Carl's going to be watching Joker, Falay I do twice. Three times.

Not twice. Not what's. Three times. And a live stream, folks. That'll be fun for everybody. What is that? Is it on Max? Probably. It's 90 minutes. I know that. I looked it up. So it's not that long. You know, who is in that movie. There is a scene that I'm looking forward to seeing

Tim Dillon is in the movie. Yeah. He seemed to not enjoy his time there. He seemed to think that was going to suck. I saw the clip about him talking about it. Oh, boy. did a lot today carl this has been a fun episode has it yeah you didn't have fun i always have fun over here with you all right buddy so uh until next time remember get your tickets for hackomania at hackomania dot com become a patron go to the creepoff dot com to find all

the youtube channel our patreon our supercast and all that good chat we appreciate it until then whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we also have two more do we yeah two more super chats that just came in there. Shit, all right. Joseph Collins, Vinny, Air Jordan, never won a playoff game against birds, swept twice. I was still counting regular season, but yes, never in the playoffs. You were correct. Zeni Senpai, thanks for the two bucks.

Carl wear a shirt with the frame of Hulk's sex tape. Sex tape. Holy shit. Oh, that's fun. That would piss him off. Dude, I just want to make you go to that so badly. I think you should just do it anyway. What if I just had a shirt, well, his daughter with a black guy, with her black boyfriend?

with P-Diddy. See if we get a picture of Brooke Ogan and P-Diddy. Wow, that'd be funny. That's funny. Oh, man. You know what, man? If you want to do it, I might let you swap out your consequence. It's just this once.

I'm not going to piss off, Logan. Piss off that old piece of shit. Okay. It's nice to be important, Carl. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Oh, scissor me timbers. Look, he fucking nutted all my.

fucking leg! Splat! Damn it, what didn't he do? Way with that? Without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind. LJ, LGBT Look that all

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