The Creep Off - Episode 254: Welcome to the USA!

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Welcome back, creepos! This week on The Creep Off, Karl and Vinnie saddle up and head to San Antonio, Texas and make their nominations for biggest creep from the Alamo city!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  We’ll also break down wild police footage in our Cop Cam segment, featuring some teenagers who decided to spend over $200 at dairy queen with a stolen credit card. Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: North Country border agent demanded immigrant women show him their breasts to get into U.S. - syracuse.comWoman's shocking admission to cops after being arrested for sex with her Great Dane | Daily Mail Online Man asked Google about killing fiance before doing it: CopsMan convicted of murder for decapitating man in New MexicoWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hola Creepos. Did you know that Hackamania is coming up, May 9th through 11th, everybody? Yeah, it's just two months away. I am really excited to be going to Las Vegas again. I've already been working on the show. We have some great guests lined up, some great new fun segments lined up for the live audience. I hope you'll come and be a part of it. You know what else we're going to be doing? Actually, next month, Vinny. Dabble House. I'm aware.

You will be there The whole WATP crew will be there The Uncle Rika show will be there Kate Meeney the tape season two will be unveiled And you can go to dabblecon. Live to pick up tickets to the live stream That'll be fun for everybody

I can't wait to hear what Old drunk, wet brain had to say this I know, I'm actually very excited about it But let me remind you again Hackamania.com for your tickets for Vegas Use promo from Creep, save 10% off. I believe it is time for us to start this show. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, And I'm not backing down Cuckoo, cuckoo On down to San Antonio

Oh Disgusting Disgusting thing. Oh, la creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny.

And joining me in studio today. He's back. And he's better than ever. He's back. It's Carl Hamburger, everybody. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Nice to be back with you on the creep off proper. Of course, we did have a bonus show on Friday.

That was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. especially when you didn't tell Chris that we weren't going to be at this studio and he showed up here to meet up with us and then we were at my house. It's a pretty good prank. That's a pretty funny. Pretty good prank. It's a good way to start the show. You know, talk to us, speaking of bonus episodes, we should remind everybody this is a contest before we get into all this stuff.

The show is a contest. Today, Carl and I are going head to head and a battle of creeps. Carl explained to people how the rules work. Benina and I both present who we think is the biggest creep in San Antonio today. and you find folks who are watching or listening we'll go to the creepopop.com to vote for you thought brought the bigger creep once somebody wins five episodes

they win the round and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences I currently have a consequence that I need to fulfill which is watching Joker 2 three times in a row but me need to discuss that with you

and live streaming it Ben meaning to discuss that with you okay I would offer you a I would offer you something here just for funsies I yesterday had the pleasure of listening to the newest episode of this little piggy. And I heard you all discussing how watching a four and a half hour episode of Steeltoe

would be really, really terrible to do. I said that'd be a funny consequence. I had to actually watch an entire episode of the Steeltoe Morning Show, something I've never done. But here's what I'd offer you. If you want to trade out and you don't want to watch The Joker three times, you could watch three full episodes of Steeltoe Morning Show and they don't have to consecutively. No.

I'm watching the Joker. I'm watching the Joker three times. I can't do that, man. Oh, man. I know it's going on the wheel for the next one, though. I can't do that. That'd be too depressing. It's going on the wheel for the next one.

So, Carl, last week, you were not here. Lucy Tightbox from Once Over with Kaylee. Did a fantastic job filling in with you. Yes, you did. Filling in for you. And I really enjoyed having her on, except for the fact that all the Sips on this show always fuck me over when we have a guest on. And here to tell us how badly I got fucked.

It's our lovely results girl, Danny. Danny, read in results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon. Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Hi, guys. Daddy?

The baby is a little bit talkative and also, also has hiccups, so you'll probably hear her. Oh, he's trying to scare her. Yeah. That'll work. Yeah. Explain to her how social security won't be around when she's, like, ready to retire. Not that type of scare, Vinny.

Scary. Not that type. Okay. Danny, how bad did I get raped? This is exciting today because Danny's here. I always love when Danny's here. But when Danny's here, there's a possibility that I'm going to lose. Not today.

There's no chance I'm going to lose today. This is great. You won last week, too. I know. I'm feeling good right now, Danny. Feeling real good. Okay. Well, we had creeps her inspired movies last week.

And 79% of the vote. Fucking 9%. Went to Lucy Tipebox. I'm sorry, what was that day? Fucking 79% Well, she did a much better job than you last week, really? No! You got to up your game, my friend.

She did do a much better job. She did a good job, but she didn't do that much of better job. And if this was done on the merits, I'm pretty sure I would have won. Maybe all the only thing that happened was a little girl got kicked in the twat a couple times. Maybe she should just be me and Lucy on this show. Do you want to, like, move into more of a producer role on this show? Vinny? Like, where you just let us use your studio and get everything set up for us? We just show up and do it. No.

I mean, well, you can be on Mike a little bit. I hope a bus hit you both. Danny, thank you so much for giving us the results. Please take care of that baby. At least she's not hungry, right, Carl? At least that baby's not hungry. That baby's never hungry. Baby's never hungry.

Oh, he's satisfied. At Danny Desolation on Instagram. Thanks for sure goodbye, giving us. the bad news. It's always lovely to see you. Great to see you, Danny. Motherfucker. 79%. It's hilarious. None of you could stand that many people.

So the only vote you got were the ones that you always ask your friends and family who don't watch the show to go in and put in? That's pretty pathetic. It doesn't happen. I don't do. It's pretty pathetic if you ask me. Motherfucker. All right. I should remind everybody, it's Super Chat Monday. It is Super Chat Monday. We are celebrating here on the creep off

and you can be celebrating with us and we have some people who are doing that now I want to start off by just saying hello Saudi Homer thanks for becoming a new member of the channel and also I would like to thank Saudi Homer look at this for gifting five creepoff channel

membership that is awesome thank you Saudi Homer of course if you just were gifted a membership you can watch us do our bonus shows every Friday at noon and we leave them up afterwards as well now I have to tell you guys we have a a big one coming up this week.

We just did a... Sorry, Carl, I got to figure out where I put it. I had to reboot the computer before the show started, so everything's in the wrong place. We did a poll to find out who we should be covering for our next bonus episode for the next induction of the Creep-off Hall of Fame, and there is a clear winner, Carl.

Is there? Okay, I've not looked at the poll yet. Now, here's who we had on there. New Jack, for you pro wrestling fans who know who New Jack is, that is a phenomenal episode. Carl, you would love it, okay? We had Carl Pansram, a turn-of-the-century maniac rapist who ran around town raping everybody he could find and killing him. We had, shit, a bunch of other people. And then the winner, we had, oh, yeah, we had Shug Knight on there.

Shug Knight was on there. And the winner, a guy that we talk about a lot who's getting his first, his official induction, Diddy's going in on one. that's exciting. I feel like we've covered Diddy quite a bit, but, you know, there's allegations going back to the 90s. And that's what we're going to focus on. We're going to start at the beginning.

Shooting a woman in the face? I mean, there's a lot of shit going on with Diddy. Yeah. Agreed. Hunter Duke, thanks for the 499. Vinnie, what happened? You replaced a good-looking gal with great cans for a club foot, snaggle tooth. Vote, Vinny. You're the true talent of the show. Oh, Hunter Duke.

Stop it. That's what I tell everybody. I've tried to tell you this whole time. Joseph Collins, thanks for the $9.99, Carl and Vinny are the creep off kings. Thank you very much, Joseph Collins. We appreciate the support. And we appreciate you celebrating this very important holiday with us, Super Chat Monday. And Icom buckets. Vote Icom buckets for biggest creep in San Antonio.

Oh, we're doing your hometown, huh? Look at that. So today, let's start with a competition. Carl, you won the last time you're here. So that means you get to go first. Why don't you ring that bell and let's do it. All right. So we have the creepiest person out of San Antonio.

Tell everybody why. Well, I was in San Antonio last week. That's why I wasn't on the show. I was in the San Antonio Airport when you guys were recording. I was watching from the airport lounge. Okay. Okay. So many thought, hey, why not celebrate your fantastic trip out there to Texas

by celebrating all the creeps that live there? And I said, yeah. In fact, I want to talk about this guy, Johnny Avalos. And he has a fun little nickname, the San Antonio Strangler. Huh. Play my clip Never One video. We'll get a sense of what this guy's been up to. She was a very good daughter.

We miss her a lot. Natalie Chavez was only 15 years old when she ran away from home. She was gone for a few months and was never reported missing by her mom or her stepdad. The teen's body was found. next morning at 10 a.m. under a bridge near the intersection of Veracruz and Nueval Leone Street. SAPD said she was found naked, the medical examiner saying her cause of death was strangulation. Police started looking for who was responsible for Natalie's death. They had one big help in the case, DNA. That's what led them to then 28-year-old Johnny Joe Avalos.

Johnny Joe Avalos. Okay, now what was those streets? What was the intersection that happened it again, Carl? I don't know. Could you repeat that for me? I definitely could not. Okay. I also got to tell you. Yes. Plastic flower shrines under a bridge. Does it feel like a fitting tribute to a beautiful girl with a lovely face piercing

at 15? It's a 15-year-old runaway, Vinny. That's what she gets. That's what she's going to get. So she ran away. She was gone for a couple months, and then she encountered this guy, Johnny. On December 18, 2014, he raped and fatally strangled Natalie to death.

And then dumped her naked body under the Veracruz Street Bridge over Apache Creek on San Antonio's West Side. In April, they finally connected. You heard the report that they had DNA evidence because this guy is an idiot and has to finish inside the girl. So they finally connected Johnny through the DNA. He had been arrested several times before for making terrorist threats, criminal mischief, and possession of a controlled substance. So they were able to get a match on that. And he claimed, he goes, hey, guys, I paid it for sex.

I mean, she's a prostitute. I didn't kill her. Yeah, I mean. Paid her for sex. In fact, I think she said she enjoyed it. I don't know if she said to all her clients, but she thought I was pretty good. Last time I checked, I know that's illegal, but I did pay extra to dump that load in her. That's right.

Yes. She was actually against it, but an extra 20, she's like, all right. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. That'll pay for it. Jenny was born in December 1, 1986, and was an intellectually disabled man who worked as a dishwasher you're in a restaurant near downtown san antonio yeah don't trust ever trust them the slow dishwasher they're always up to something well this guy's definitely up to something because what he would do

is when he get out of his uh shift at work he'd start stalking women just walking around the streets of san antonio stalking women and they when they finally found his DNA with this girl they started putting some pieces together my uh clip number two we got it all off of the dishes at the restaurant Wait, my clip two, we're going to find out he had a very busy five months. Oh, no. It's Johnny. It took a year in seven months, but finally, Bear County District Attorney Nicola Hood handed down in two indictments, alleging Avalos had killed four women between December 2014 to April 2015.

His victims were Natalie Chavez, 15, Rosemary Perez, 28, Celia Lopez, 29, and Genevieve Ramirez, 46. The indictments say Avalos asphyxiated. each victim with his hand and arm also using plastic bags on three of them. It was later revealed in court. Avalos killing stretched back to October 2012. His first victim believed

to be 25 year old Vanessa Lopez. She was found in the San Antonio River and a portion of mission reach. So this guy's just banging these raping these women, strangling them to death, leaving them in rivers and all over the place. And finally they went,

huh, I think it's all this Johnny guy that's been up to this. And, you know, I'm going to go ahead and say something. I wouldn't normally say. That's a pretty good looking dude. He looks like kind of a slow-witted Rob Lowe. Oh, yeah. We're going to find out in the Scum parade today that homeless guys are married these days.

I mean, this guy could still be getting some real tail as a dishwasher. It's astounded. All right. So my clip number three here, you're probably wondering, well, 2012 he murdered someone. and then he had those four murders that stretched those five months between 2014 and 2015. What was he doing all that time in between? Ah, he wasn't very successful, but it doesn't mean he wasn't trying. Oh, no.

He claims at least 20 other women he tried to attack got away. In court, Avanos paid guilty to the capital murder charges against him and was sentenced to life in prison without parole. That's a bad number. I know. That's just a bad. Over 20 girls got away. He was trying to kill everyone. He couldn't pull it off, though.

I probably needed some more weapons or something. Yeah, Chinese Avalos sucks. As part of his plea deal, he was forced to admit to all five murders, including that 15-year-old girl that he claimed to just be having sex with. He did confirm that he did murder her and all the other gales as well. So that is my creep, creepiest person from San Antonio, the San Antonio Strangler, who is serving life in prison with no possibility of parole. Huh.

Okay. okay Carl normally I would tell you that's a pretty good creep normally I would say that but this week I have someone who did the entire planet a disservice okay back in 1995 my creep today I'd like to introduce you to her her name is Yolanda Saldivar this is her right here you see this neither attractive nor charismatic short pudgy registered nurse from San Antonio who happened to be a dumpy emotional vampire with delusions of grandeur who sunk her what I assume are sausage fingers into the up-and-coming musical sensation, Selena.

She is the scummiest creep. One of the weirdest stories I've ever heard, Carl. And I don't know if you know the details about this. We all know who Selena was. So, I mean, what's the interesting part? You see this beautiful woman here? I do. This super talented beautiful woman.

And you know what? Thanks to your creep, we will only see her as a beautiful woman in her early 20s. She won't turn into Madonna one day, just old and disgusting. So that was a great favor this woman did for her. No, it's a terrible disservice, Carl. And I would argue that it is this woman's fault that any of us know who the fuck Jennifer Lopez is. Oh, shit. That's a pretty good argument.

This bitch is the reason why we all fucking know who J-Lo is. Jenny from the block would never have fucking happened if it wasn't for this dumping twat. Okay. Before she met Selena, this woman in this picture, by the way, that we're looking at is 32 years old. Oh, wow. Let's start there. Okay. 32 Mexican years.

Correct. Yeah, those are long years. She was a 30-year-old loner who lived with her mother for most of her life until 1990. She had, like, no friends at all. She worked as a nurse. She became a registered nurse And by our report She was not a good nurse

She was a Selena super fan When she got her first apartment Carl She put out a wand to add to find a roommate And one woman took her up on it Moved into the house And was so skeved out By the amount of Selena merchandise And pictures and posters

All over the entire house That the woman moved out within a week So was she like gay for Selena or something She diddle in herself to these posters? What's she doing? I don't know I honestly don't know Because her music's not that good, right?

What's the big Selena hit, do you know? Fucked if I know. Yeah, okay. Fucked if I know. Now, this is around the time. A way to do your research. You couldn't even figure out whether her big hit was. I will always love you.

I don't know. Definitely not. Okay, keep going. Mayamo Celita. I don't know what I don't know. See, if you would have just said that, I'd be like, all right. Yeah, cool. This time around, she approached Celita's father slash manager Abraham about setting up the formal fan club for Selena.

And this broad did a good job with it. She got about 1,500 fans signed up for $22 each over about four years. Okay. And you got to remember, until Selena died, she was not famous in America. She was mainly famous in, like, Texas and parts of Mexico. I like, she wasn't famous in America. She was only famous in Texas. Well, like, nationally.

It was a different country. I got you. I got you. They'd like to be. They would like to be, actually, yes. Yeah. So she's doing an all right job with it. And they decided that, you know,

we're going to do because selina's doing so well and selina's starting her own fashion line and by fashion line i mean t-shirt shop or she sells printed t-shirts from pictures of herself on it okay she's got a new fashion line and boutique they end up putting her in charge of the stores okay she's also controlled the singer's business checking accounts for some reason that's weird uh she's like some type of manager and she has keys to selina's house So, long story short, Carl. Please. One of the guys who worked there, his name was Martin Gomez.

He was a costumer. He would, like, make Selena's costumes and stuff. They shared an office. Do they call that a costumer? I guess. Really? Yeah. They shared an office.

Designer or something. A costume designer or something. I'd feel weird about that. Well, I think Martin Gomez is fine with it. All right. He shared an office with this fucking troll. And he would, like, she hated him. And she was very rude and mean to him all.

the time. But that's why she's so funny on it's always sunny. Oh, this is it? Different person. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep, Joyce Melendez. All right, I'm voting for you. She would come back, he would, like, put costumes and stuff together, and he'd be, like, sewing stuff, and he'd come back and, like, the seams would all be cut out and ripped. She would just fuck up this guy's work. Nice. Just because she didn't like him. She was very, very, very, possessive of Salida, very, very possessive of her time. Very stalkery and creepy, but she was

right there in the inner circle and everybody had blind eyes to it until the father was reached out to by several people who joined the fan club who never got their t-shirts, the CDs, they never got their shit. Why did you say so, man? All right, yeah, vote for Vinny then. She's ripping off the fans. Stripping off the fan club? She's not even setting out CDs. Right. So it's like an April Imholt of the creep off. Then you know what happens, Carl? All the people who work in these boutiques aren't getting their paychecks and their paychecks are wrong. There's all these checks that are going out. So now the father's involved and he's looking at everything and he realizes there's like $60,000 missing. Oh, okay. And that's not great. Obviously,

like if the isotopes had $60,000 to start with and it was missing, I'd notice. You would probably murder Sly or Chris or Admiral Awesome. It would certainly notice. You would slice what their throats wide open. Now, this thumb of a woman denied all of this. They had a meeting with her in early March of 1995, and she said, everybody's trying to make me look bad. They're all piling on me. Everybody's being mean to me, Selena. It's not me. It's everybody else. I don't know where the money is. It was probably that Martin Gomez never finishing his shirts on time. Believe all women is what I say. She's probably telling the truth. So they said to her, listen, here's the deal we're accusing you of embezzlement and we are about to file a police report we need to see

all the financial records and we need to see them now okay so she's like okay i'll go get them just give me a little time to put everything together well for some reason they're talking about opening a new boutique in monterey mexico this woman first thing she does before she skips town is buys a snub nose 38 okay goes down to monterey mexico with all of the business records for some reason well because wanted to prove their innocence, of course. No, she says, oh, I'm just going down there to look at the new boutique, but she took all of the business records with her. They're trying to find all this stuff.

They're trashing the offices. And she's just going, I'm sorry. I'm busy working on the new place. I can't be there. So she's just gaslighting everybody. She finally comes back to town and they find out she's staying at a day's end. So Selena, beautiful, beautiful innocent Selena and her husband go to this hotel to go get these files back they get a bunch of them from her why did the send selina on this job because listen dude

she's not that famous okay like she's like a mid a mid tier act who's gaining fame right so this is it didn't matter someone after i agree with you yep good point that did matter carl good to all of us so long story short this bitch hid a bunch of the files so that selina would have to come back. This is a tiring, manipulative twat, everybody. She is the worst. And I'm going to give you the last example, apart from the murder of why this woman is so awful and you should vote for me. When Selena arranges to go back and get the rest of these papers, it's a Friday morning, the day of the murder. She shows up and she goes, why didn't you give me the papers the other night when I was here? Why do I have to come back here for all this shit? And she goes,

Selena, I couldn't tell you in front of your husband. It was so bad. When I went down to Mexico, when I was in Monterey, I was raped. Oh, boy. A man raped me, Selena. I mean, that probably is true, but I mean, still, who cares? And Selena, trying to be a nice person, drives her to the hospital to get checked out. Okay.

She spends the whole fucking morning with this fucking woman. Oh, I was raped to Mexico. And the doctors come back and they're like, listen, we did a rape kit. And no one even accidentally fucked this woman. This woman hasn't gotten fucked since before I was born. So it definitely not wrong. She's 34, Carl. This is a 34-year-old woman.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. She's in her 60s. No, Carl. I'm telling you. So she goes back to the hotel and the car, Celina's going, I can't believe this shit. Why are you lying about being raped?

What the fuck? you're lying about everything um so they get back there she goes to give her the papers and she says listen you're fucking lunatic you're fired you are very fired and then she goes i want that gold ring back that all of us employees gave you i want to have that ring back and selina's like fine so she goes to take it off that's where this little dump reaches into a person pulls out her snub nose Salina fucking runs for her life out of the hotel room which opens up into a courtyard

people watch fucking Danny DeVito come running out with the gun and she's going I started blasting bang bah fucking got her right in the shoulder

and fucking went right through an artery she bled out and died within an hour and just in case anybody's wondering she got to the hotel lobby and they said who did this to her She goes, it was Yolanda. So, you know, that was her last words. Yolanda did this.

And she became those hated woman in Texas and Mexico. They fucking hate her down there. She's got 30 years to life in prison. This was 1995. She was sentenced. She's up for parole right now. Right, yeah. I was reading articles about this.

They've had to keep her in protective custody because there are bounties out on her fucking head in the jail because of what she did to Selena. Because of all these simps. No, because they all hate Jennifer Lopez, Carl. They all hate J-Lo. Gile, where do I start? Every romantic, stupid comedy with that woman that your girlfriend made you go see would never have happened

if this bitch could have just been thankful for the job she got. She got her dream job, and she was just so toxic and awful that she made everyone around her crazy. She stole, and then she robbed the world. That's my creep this week. Go to the creepoff.com and vote for Ritty, please. All right. A great presentation, Vinny. I think we get caught up on our Super Chat Monday celebration.

Oh, boy. Very exciting things happening in the Super Chat. I come buckets confessing here. Thanks for the two bucks. I am the San Antonio Strangler. Only one victim daily. I think I know what he's strangling. Did 20 of them get away first, though? Labrne Mystic, thanks for the Fiverr. Sorry, Vinny, I didn't vote during yes because I'm here for the personal rivalry of you two. I've seen some creeps in Texas But never San Antonio Hmm

No it's all good people in San Antonio Five out of 25 for Carl's guy What a loser weak numbers Yeah but he was trying And then he got better at it He improved over time Ooh this is terrifying Beef dripping thanks for the $2 said

Clay Dabler just said SJ is his Selena Danger Danger Yeah I think Clay's in the chat What's up Clay The Great Dang Lizard It's really difficult to get stamps

To send merch It is The stamps are the hard part. I get it. Rocco Or B, 2002, thanks for the Fiverr. Sal DeVar gets to apply this year for parole. If she gets it, a creep off consequence should be wearing to selina shirts in front of her halfway house. That's fun.

I mean, I can pretend that she owes me merchandise still when I signed up for the fan club. Disqualification, question mark. Yolanda was born in San Antonio, but all this happened in Corpus Christi. Well, the murder happened in Corpus Christi. but Yolanda lived in San Antonio the whole time. Yeah, it's just from San Antonio. Yeah. I don't know how to say your name.

It's... Thanks for the $1.99. Vinnie, Carl said he hopes you get the HIV. Just wrong. Is that true, Carl? This guy reading my inner thoughts? That's fucking creepy. Carl's just said, like, man, I hope this fucker gets AIDS.

I really do. Oh, I, Carl. Hey, Clay Dabler. Hey, Clay. Nice to see you, buddy. Come on point, Dabble Point today, Clay. We're going to do a show at 4 o'clock on my channel. You guys are still doing that?

Fuck, yeah, we're still doing that. We got Dabble House in a month. That makes sense. Well, you know what we have right now, Carl. I do know what we have. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no. reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life we got a fun cop cam

today viny everything went down last june and uh you know i should i should look up let me look up who sent this in okay uh oh it's from our boy matthew montgomery again thank you matthew Matthew finds a lot of good ones. We appreciate that. So I'll let the clip itself set this up because it does very well. Yeah, why would you do the research yourself? In June 2024, a Dairy Queen in Wattosa, Wisconsin, was notified of an online food order exceeding $200. Shortly after, a woman called the store to report fraudulent use of her credit card after receiving a bank alert about an unauthorized transaction at Dairy Queen. Moments after the phone call, three individuals entered the Dairy Queen.

One of them, later identified as 17-year-old Shamar, was wearing a mask and presented his phone displaying the online order. However, the store refused to hand over the food, choosing to wait for the police to arrive. Shamar and the other two individuals returned to their vehicle, unaware that police were nearby observing them as Dairy Queen employees exited the store and pointed toward their car. So this is hilarious. You have this 17-year-old kid. He's got a stolen credit car. She's like, oh, sweet. What do you want to get with this?

Dude, we could get the most expensive food. We could get Dairy Queen. Oh, yeah. And they order $234 worth of Dairy Queen, which is like, if you remember early family guy where Peter Griffin gets all this money, and so they order 2,000 chicken fajitas because you could buy an expensive meal.

It's the same kind of mentality that we're talking about here. $234. in Dairy Queen. How was that possible? A cheeseburger there is like, what, three bucks? How is that possible? I couldn't tell you. I don't know the last time I've been to a fucking Dairy Queen.

Do we even have them here? We do, actually. Yeah, Jefferson Road. Oh, okay. I think. I think it's still there. I've never eaten it one myself. Yeah.

So, yeah, so these kids, they order online with stolen credit card. They come in to pick it up. They're like, no, we're not making this food for you. So then the police get the description of the vehicle. They start following him for a little bit. and then he finally engages, pulls the kid over, and we're going to see what happens.

Here we go. As Chimar's vehicle came to a halt, one of the passengers suddenly exited and ran for his life. Driver put the vehicle in part. Stand the vehicle. Stand the vehicle. We got one running.

Eastbound. I'm with the car. Southbound 6'5 from Minichie. Blackmail, black top, black pants. I'm with the vehicle right now. This is 206 is going after him. Driver, open the window now. While ordering the driver to exit,

he noticed the brake lights activate before the car suddenly fled the traffic stop. No, Chamar, no. All right, so I got to say, first off, you know, the kid getting out and just booking good for him, run to freedom. But this cap then, way he handles this is this what you're supposed to do is pull your gut out and point it

seems drastic doesn't it when the other guy ran out yeah you assume that there might be a bigger problem so i would say that is probably erring on the side of caution at that point all right because you don't know if the guy's going to jump out of the car and start shooting at you you don't know you don't know that anytime i yeah i mean but when you see the car doors open when you're telling people stay in the car and they're not following your orders you have to protect yourself true that is true all right well Well, you saw that the car drove off, so this copper gets back in his car, and the chase is on. Black guy with the dilly bar.

Let's light him up, boys. Reserve Officer Pete is drunk at the airport, sir. Thank you for that. That made me laugh. All right. Northbound 6.5 from Minichie. Go to take. We're through north, or through right northbound.

Speed are 56. No traffic. Dry roads. Coming up to center right now. As Chamar and the 12-year-old female passenger drove through an intersection, they crashed into another vehicle. Whoa. That's six-five in center.

I have to leave it. All right. So they hit this car in this intersection. The car gets turned around. Their van is fine, so he's still going. Oh, it's a nice fucking accurate, too. son of a bitch i know it's a cool color and uh so the cop has to get out and attend to this guy now so these kids and one of the kid went running off the other kids went driving away they're

getting away from all of this you know this this guy is just trying to be on a date with this 12 year old girlfriend it's awful trying to take her to a nice meal of dairy queen trying to impress her money is no object today right yes hop in the kea you only want three milk shakes sorry no give let it go while the officer stopped render aid. Another pursued Chamar as he continued driving recklessly through the city. However, the officer eventually lost sight of him. Dude, terminated the pursuit. As an assisting unit responded to the area, he happened to encounter Chamar's vehicle. He got away. He got away. And,

Whatever dumb reason He didn't just like pull into a driveway or something and hide He was still driving around Oh, this is a child Yes, this is a dumb move right here Stupid child He actually got away Hitting that car in the intersection

Was the best thing he could have done To avoid getting pulled over by the police All right, so now we have This other cop found him So we start to chase up yet again In my next clip There he goes All right

Let's get to be I have it. He's going on Lilley and going to be going northbound on 5-9. Technically a one-way, no other traffic. Going the wrong way in a one-way here. Speeds are about 50, continuing northbound, coming up to Carfield. And Adam William John, 8, 5-4-6, going north on 5-9, coming up to north. He's found on north from 5-9, and I'm right on it. Speed's about 30.

That's going to increase now. He's flying. He's going on north coming up to 5'5. Passing an oncoming traffic. We're through the green. Whoa. This kid's a good driver. Holy shit.

He's weaving through all the traffic. He's going on the wrong way to one way and maneuvering through cars. There was part of that where he came very close to clip in a car on a turn and he missed it. I was like, damn, that was tight. Yeah. And this is not like the easiest vehicle to drive. A big van. He's cruising around and he's killing it.

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That is accurate. All right. So what happens next? All right. So now a. A brand new chase begins. This chase was going on for a while, I should tell you. Oh, Westmont.

I'm making you from Sherman. Speeds are about 50. It's pretty fast for a residential neighborhood. Yeah, this is definitely the suburbs. And then, oh, right into a white pole. And they're out. oh shit those are children children that jumped out of that car yes no video what's crazy about all of this the police would actually pursue this especially in a neighborhood like this you can have a kid run out

into the street or something it's very dangerous to have a high speed pursuit right yeah well cops in the suburbs they're bored i'm glad they did this is fascinating it's very exciting footage that we're getting so now the two kids are out and they're running. I like that when he hit that pole, though. That pole went right down. That was kind of great. That was pretty sweet.

I would love to see the front of this car because I have a feeling that pole went all the way up to the driver's side or went all the way right up to the windshield. He was driving really good up into that point. He finally just lost concentration. Couldn't do it anymore because they were going pretty fast down that street. All right. My next clip here, it's taser time, baby. It's about 35.

That's the one we just played, right? Yeah, that's the one we just played. Huh. Okay, sorry, buddy. End of the road. Unless I messed it up. You went westbound, in foot pursuit, foot pursuit, westbound, westbound. I'm a fucking case. I'm a fucking tason. Oh, fine. All right.

Get on the ground. Get on the ground. While one officer captured the passenger, the other pursued Shamar until a fence defied the law of gravity. Get on the room! Get on the ground! Go with him. Roll over. Roll over.

Do it. Give me your back. Look at Chimar. You can't get over this four-foot fence. Fanny. Dude, I'm 12. I don't care. Oh, I'll shut up.

So that's a girl who's 12. That's why they're blurring that out. And then Chimar over there, 17, he's running from the cops. And then he gets up to a chandling fence. It's four feet. Like, Vinny, even you can get over this thing. Dude, I could have jumped that fence at two seconds. Fuck you.

And that dude's gut. got caught on it. That's what happened. And, you know, it's really hard to jump a fence when the whole back of your pants are down. Yes, not conducive to running from the police. They really got to change up their style. It's been going on since I was in school. This is funny. So now they have Chamar, and he has a request. He lost something during the chase. Oh, no. Could you grab my teeth? Could you grab my teeth? Yeah, but it's right there. Did you grab? Hold on, hold on.

All right. This is it. Is it? Yep. Okay. All we can throw the roll. Okay. Yeah, we'll put him in my mom off.

Nate, I've only saw two, Bail. Are you okay? You're not injured at all? No. You're not injured? No. I'm going to roll you over, okay? You got anything on you, boss?

You don't have anything on you? Okay. You're not injured at all, okay? Okay, I'm going to sit you up. Just sit up, all right? Cut your breath. Can you put that in my mouth? Is he talking about the Dairy queen?

You know, now, I'm not doing it. Yeah, we're going to make sure it goes with you. You know, now that I've seen this kid, the $234 order is less suspicious. Yeah, it actually started to make sense now. The kid who ran, obviously, was not going to eat a lot of the food. He was like, yeah, I mean, grab me some fries or something. That's fine. Yeah.

Vinny, the guy lost his grill. He's asking the cops. Can you find my teeth? You put my teeth back in my mouth? You really want them right now? That's so weird. It's grill fog. Listen, I would shove it right in his mouth

I thought I was a cop, but I'd make sure to get a big piece to hunk of dirt on it. Yeah, these police are, well, it's interesting to see, like this was a pretty crazy pursuit with multiple accidents and things happening, a very dangerous pursuit.

And this kid just goes, all right, you got me, and walks to the police car. We watched these other videos like that when we watched on Friday where that they were going to let that woman go and she argued her way into a felony.

I talked about that with like, three people this weekend. It was the damnedest thing I've ever seen. The cop says, I'm going to let you slide. She's like, you're letting me slide by just letting someone come and get my car. Yeah. She's like, you just said you don't have anything that you can get me on. She's not letting me slide. You just don't have anything you get me on. And you know what? I'll kick all your asses. Yeah, that she started talking about she's going to kick the cop's asses. She turned total Kevin Brennan on him and did not end well. Nope. All right, let's find out the explanation of why this kid drove off during that

traffic stuff. He was going to go to a dairy queen that wanted his stolen money. There's guys, right? Why would y'all up the bar and you're going to shoot me? That's why I pulled off. There's the van. There's the van. I hope I know what you're up. Okay.

No. We got information in the car you're already stolen, that's why. Yeah, car's not stolen. Okay. No, yeah, you'll check. That's my mom's going. Okay. So his explanation for why he drove off if he didn't catch it is that the police officer pulled the gun like we were talking about before.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. And he doesn't have a gun, so he thought that'd be an unfair battle. Now, if he had, because he goes, I wasn't armed. Now, if he had a gun, he could have gotten out and shot at the police officer, and it would have been a fair 1 v1. event. Right. So what we have here is a vicious cycle. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, Jamar's kind of fucking stupid. Um, let's find out. No, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son. It was a 17 year old kid. And we talked about this on a Friday show, bonus show, where all these people just get off with little slaps on the wrists and they just go on to create mayhem. I'm actually very

surprised at how this one turned out, Vinny. Okay. In the end, Jamar was charged with felony counts of operator fleeing, eluding an officer, causing bodily harm, first degree recklessly endangering safety, times two, second degree recklessly endangering safety, misdemeanor hit and run, and he was eventually released on a $10,000 cash bond. Six months later, Chamar was found guilty of three felony counts. The remaining charges were dismissed, but read in. The 12-year-old female passenger was charged with fraudulent use of a credit card, party to a crime, and resists. existing obstructing an officer. As for the unidentified passenger who fled first from the traffic stop, they were never

located or identified. Ultimately, Shamar was sentenced to two years in the Wisconsin State Prison, followed by two years of extended supervision. Wow. You know what, though? I noticed that they didn't say he was in possession of a stolen vehicle. Maybe it was his mother's car. It could have been, yeah.

Which she's going to be pissed. Yeah. She finds out where he parked it and how he parked it. So yeah, yeah, she did two years in prison, or he's going to be. doing two years in prison for for that crime i was surprised uh i learned something today you don't fuck around in wisconsin kids i do uh give him credit too for not uh ratting on his buddy i never met that kid in my life i don't know he just we were just at the park and he was talking about how he also likes dairy queens like oh yeah get on in we're going to go there my my 12 year old

girlfriend has a stolen credit card we get a whole lot of dairy queen right now didn't end well uh Carl, I believe it is time for some voicemails from our listeners. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congratulations President Trump for ending the Russian-Ukrainean war by saying, last one to declare a ceasefire against Syracuse. See you in Syracuse. Is that true? Syracuse is part of the Ukraine now?

I hope so. Bomb it! Bomb it all! it looks like it has been. Carl. Yes. Did you watch last week's episode? I did.

Did you see the cop cam? I did. That guy was diagnosed with something called oppositional defiance disorder. We talked about that a little bit. Yeah. And you guys were talking about that. That's the thing that I think Patrick Michael has, Seamus McKillian. That makes a lot of sense.

Doug from the Jingles Department actually brought that up to me a couple of years ago when we first started to look into that, dude. It's not a good way to live life. No, it's not. Here's a voicemail about it. Hey, this message is for Benny. I was actually diagnosed with opposition to a quiet disorder. And when I was a kid, I was bad as fuck. I was stealing all the time and getting locked up for stupid shit.

And my parent's solution to that was sticking me in boxing. So that turned out to be a... pretty good plus. It had turned to ODD into a pretty good career in boxing. So if you've got the information for steel toe, let's set something up. Well, as long as you're licensed and registered, sir, and he eventually gets license and registered, sure, I would love to do that. I would love to set up a guy with ODD to fight up Aaron and a mole.

Well, props to the parenting over there. sounds like. Sounds like they actually did it right. Now, I will say this. It'd be really fun to have the ODD guy in the rank because I would yell things like, don't hit him harder. Whatever you do, do not hit him harder. He hates that.

He hates when you connect right over the middle. We have a new fun caller calling, and have you been following the tales of the Olive Garden waitress? Yes. All right. She's back. Hi, Vinnie and Carl. This is. The Olive Garden Waitress.

I'm sorry, last episode. I just ended it off. I was at my other job. I do plumbing during the day. Two jobs. Now, that makes sense. She serves people terrible Italian food and then takes care of the pipes that they blow up after. Yes, it's synergy.

It was like getting really loud to my head to hang up. But, yeah, he probably just shot his pants because he ate at Olive Garden. I'm not going to lie that Alfredo really be really getting you sometimes. But yeah Another weird story Happened recently One of my Co-workers got told

Like pulled aside by a customer And told that she had like Really nice cleavage Like I feel like it would be a little less weird If like they said like Oh nice tits But cleavage I feel like It's a little bit more intimate

Really? All right Interesting Love you fuck you bye Well that's a good report I got to think it's because Hooters is gone. People have been displaced. There's no more Hooters.

A guy who says cleavage is too classy for a hooters. Well, he's trying to connect in his new environment now. She just pold her aside. Like, hey, I'd like to compliment you on your cleavage. I just want you to know it's a very nice thing. I'm not sure if your tits are great, but that outfit's working for you. You know what, man? I have an idea.

Listener with the greatest cleavage contest. Speaking of Cleavage, I have a voicemail here. this message is for the creep off yeah lucy no offense but you sounded like an idiot saying that there's dead people on flights all the time people don't really die on flights in fact i wanted to look it up so a 2013 study by the new england journal of medicine did a study between 2008 and 2010 and in that time period they had 11,920 medical emergencies on seven hundred four 44 million passengers across 7.2 million flights. So out of those 11,920 medical emergencies, there were only 36 deaths reported.

That's 0.3%. It doesn't fucking happen all the time. God damn it. You sounded like an idiot. Carl, fuck you. I'm voting for Vinny. Bye. This guy makes a lot of good points.

He made a couple of good points there. Then it got weird at the end. No, he made a lot all the way through. Guys are genius. Best listener we have. Now, back to this cleavage competition. Ladies, what we want you to do is send in the finest pictures of your cleavage and include your Instagram handle. We'll make sure to share them.

Just fucking. But are we, though? I don't know. We'll find out. We'll find out. All right. Here we go. All right, Carl.

I think I got a fucking, I think I got a bad habit that's going to fucking kill me one day. so I have a habit of challenging guys testosterone on the road I don't mean like by eating their fucking cum right eating their dicks out the window what I'm saying is if they're tailgating me I like to let them by and then tailgate them and then fucking chase them down the road like a cop it's fucking great I even make the siren noises wee woo anyway so I fucking

so I'll yell things out the window and shit one of these things somebody's gonna have a gun I'm gonna die but neither here nor there I'm going to make things interesting for you Vito Who? Creepiest pedophile I nominate Vito Now you both have to pick a pedophile Fuckers

Captain Blackbird out Was he saying that we should pick Vito as our creepiest petophile Or is he called me Vito Which is whole fucking fighting words in these parts, sir Fighting words Actually you know Somebody in the chat DeWire Christian makes a good point

best W-O-W creep-off the wow Remember whip them out Wednesday Carl? I do We should just steal that You still jacked over

Right Let's steal everything From those guys Yeah We'll call it whip them out Whenever Yeah It doesn't have to be Wednesday

Yeah We've improved it actually Whip-em out whenever We'll make creep-off stickers I wonder if opi I'll have anything to say about that These guys steal everything from me They steal everything from me

It's not a bad Opie He's really turned into that now I didn't watch it these low level streamers they're going to watch their local their weekly show

no one gives us shit all right that was fun I've been working on my voices it's good man thank you you're a pro thank you I'm getting really good at it a lot of people ask me why do you podcast

with that amateur of any Paulino I'm like no he's been working on his voices guys tune back in again if you haven't watch it a while. Here's my invitation to Carl. I'm Carl. My teeth are fucked up. I'm Carl.

Nobody cares. All right. Let's move on. Carl. I think it's time for a scum parade. Oh, you know what? Before we do that, though. Okay. Let's get caught up on our super chat Monday coming in here. Big Daddy Dodo. Just getting here. What have I missed so far?

A lot, Big Daddy Dodo. you for the dollar 99 and the one pun thanks for the two bucks can't wait for the report from officer cubia uh i think there's a couple up there that you missed too uh dang lizard the duke a one man show six p m eastern at dang lizard interesting uh joseph collins thanks for the four ninety for the record as he was arrested in san antonio in 1982 it was for public intoxication not peeing on the Alamo. But you know why we would hope it was because he peed on the Alamo, right? It's a way better story.

It could be both, obviously. It's a way better story. Labrinsic, thanks for the two bucks. $200 plus receipt. It's time to play fraud or fatty. Yeah, that's true. I'm sure the Dairy Queen does get those that are not fraudulent quite often. I'm sure.

I'm sure. Let's get ready for a scub parade. Let's do it. Scum parade. Take me on. Oh, the raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad,

soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum parade. Carl, I got some stories today, pal. I just got to find them. That's right. We had to reboot everything. The computer crashed, right as we were going to start today. It's not been great for your pal Vinny.

It made a little more difficult for Vinny. He was all prepped and prepared. All right, guys. Let's start off at a little place we call Syracuse, New York. This is fun. It turns out, Carl, they actually were screening people trying to get into the country. Good. Did you know that they were screening people at the southern border, at the northern border?

Via cameras. I did not until I read this article. I had no idea that's how lazy they are, that they're just using a webcam. Virtual processing, they called it. This guy, Shane Million, he's 53 years old. He pleaded guilty in federal court in Syracuse Friday to two counts of deprivation of rights under color of law, according to the New York attorney's office. Million was stationed at Wesley Island on St. Lawrence River in Jefferson County. He was tasked to process immigrants at the U.S. Mexican border,

via webcam. Now, in August 2023, Million was taking information from a woman in Eagle Pass, Texas, who was with her one-year-old daughter. Prosecutor said in court documents, he told the woman that her files showed she had a tattoo on her chest. Okay.

And the woman said, no, that's not accurate. I don't have any tattoos. I don't know why you would have that. And he said, prove it, bitch. He said, why don't you lift up your shirt and take off that bra and let's make sure? You said, one-year-old daughter? Yeah. That's peak titty. time.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. If they don't squirt at you. I mean, you're on a webcam, so you're fine. Yeah. Do your worst. She goes, no, I'm not doing that. He goes, well, I can't improve you going into the country unless you show me your breasts.

And so she's like, all right. Whip them out whenever. And then he's like, also I see in my notes there's a tattoo on your asshole. Is that true? You have a cross? I love the quote because I'm sure all this was recorded. She goes, okay, flashes. somebody goes welcome to the USA

that's that's how you hook them people people see that and they're just like we're important tinnies from all over the world here baby here's a fun one later in August year or the woman's husband and children in Eagle Pass Texas to leave the room

so he could talk to the woman he did the same thing he goes do you have a tattoo on your chest she's like no no he goes well I got to see I want to see what these women look like Mike. After she pulled her shirt down to show the tattoo on her collarbone, he told her to lift her shirt and bra so he could make sure there were none on her breasts. So she's like, actually, yeah, I do have a tattoo right here. He goes, no, still going to have to check. Now I've got to check a little bit further. That's probable cause. Your collarbone tattoo is probable cause for me to search the rest of your chest. So you should know these things. Prosecutors said he similarly ordered other female immigrants to expose their breasts. to him. Prosecutor said Milian used his computer to research Spanish phrases to compel women to expose themselves

or to direct them to lift their shirts. This guy is going so far as to learn a second language. Vinny, there is no amount of hoardiness that would get me to learn a second language. But this fucking guy wants to look at these Mexican titty so badly. He's like, I've never learned Spanish.

Carl, what are the phrases that he translated? Listen to the shit. For the safety of your pregnancy, I will need you to lift your shirt, please. Oh, God, I hope he got that wrong. I hope that's not really what he was trying to say. When he was doing the woman's virtual processing for their admission to the United States, he commanded the victims to expose their breasts.

That's what the prosecutor said. That's what he was found guilty of. And he's going to be sentenced on July 7th. And he faces up to two years in prison with a fine of up to $200,000. I think it's really odd that he admitted that he was doing this for his own sexual gratification. Why would you do that? Why would you just be like, no, I'm just really incompetent and bad at my job? that's not a bad way to

Because that's not illegal to be bad at your job Not yet Not yet Wait for Elon Musk to pass some more laws Like he's been doing I'd like to introduce you to a victim Carl Oh Oh not him

He's a criminal De Plain de blame No he's a real bad criminal He's a bad criminal Carl How did I mess this up now? Okay I got it Kind of looks like my guy He does

Johnny Avalos He does Except Johnny Avalos Was a very handsome man. Here we go. Here's the real victim, Carl. That's the victim.

Aw. Who would victimize that guy? I'll show you. This fucking broad. I got to tell you, man. So this is an article out of the Daily Mail. And we're going to find out what this story is. The Daily Mail loves this.

So much. The Daily Mail wants to write articles like this every day. Can't wait. She is accused of engaging in. sexual acts with her dog openly admitted to lusting after her pet, according to the cops. Yeah, by the way, I'm glad that she's lusting over the dog that she's fucking. It'd be really weird if she wasn't into it. Could you imagine?

She's like, ah, it's a chore, but whatever. Christina Stokes initially denied making videos depicting her and the animal having sexual intercourse and insisted she was, quote, not fucking her dog. However, when asked directly if she'd ever engage in sexual activity with the animal, she reportedly paused before responding, I can't say an interest hadn't been there. Truth wants to come out. She then hesitated again and asked what would happen next before being taken into custody.

The investigation began after law enforcement received a tip on September 24th to 24 regarding videos circulating on pornographic websites that showed a woman wearing a dark half-faced mask adorned with feathers and tassels engaging its sexual acts with a dog. Okay. So there's a guy beating off to Beastiality. And then when he's done, he's like, ah, you know, I'm going to report this bitch. What the fuck, dude?

Well, you know, here's what I'm thinking happened. What happened? She took the mask off. And he's like, oh, this bitch has got to go away. That's terrible. I mean, I'm just looking at this picture and I am going, ugh. I guess here's the part that I don't understand. I surf the internet all day every day like everyone else does, too.

I've never come across BCLD. Never once. It's just like, oh, this website is showing me a girl fucking a dog. It's never happened before. I want to know the guy who saw this video that decided to report it. What was his excuse? I got to be honest with you. This might be one of those situations where somebody just came across shit where they were looking for something else.

It was like, oh, fucking animals involved on reporting it. Oh, you think that they also host a show called The Creepoff or just doing research? Yes. But honestly, that's why someone who would report it. People who are into Beastiality and find someone who's making Beastiality content isn't getting reported. Right. Right. So somebody just was probably looking for child porn and they were like, dogs. Ew, gross. This is, I will not stand for this.

And, oh, good question, Dr. Scotty Jones. It turns out the Great Jane was wearing a blue collar. Oh, boy. Wow. You want to know what the dog was wearing. According to the affidavit, the woman of the video was partially clothed in pants that exposed her private area. She made out with the dog and performed sex ex with the dog. I got to say a lot of dog owners make out with their dogs. Yeah. I just played a video of Bubba doing it this past week. I have one dog who always tries to lick my face.

I push her away so fast. Yeah, it's not great. Law enforcement identified Stokes through a tattoo visible in the videos, which allegedly matched a tattoo on her Facebook profile. Okay. That's a really good reason. So I don't have any tattoos, Vinny. It's not because I want to fuck dogs.

Uh-huh. But if you do want to fuck dogs, maybe don't get any tattoos. I think what we should do is we should eat. each get a if on the wheel of consequences put a tattoo with your name on it just in case you ever do commit a crime you'll get caught quicker can't just get a number on my wrist sure to be my name holy shit that's an awful thing to do as a creep off consequence sir do you think that's funny no i don't think it's fucking funny at all i wish i would have won that round sucks eight zero zero zero

8.5. Oh, you don't like that? We turn it around. Oh, now I get it. That's funny. During the search investigators recovered items that match those seen in the videos, including the blue collar, a mask, striped socks, and specific bed-heated furniture.

Soaps was subsequently booked into the Oklahoma County Jail, and the case is now proceeding through the legal system. Got to get a green screen if you're going to fuck dogs, I'm telling you. Look at Big Daddy Dodo's already swapped out his profile pick for this woman. Oh, did he really? who doesn't like dog balls that's really funny thank you big daddy so hold out i got to pull up one other creep here this is uh this is a doozy i got to show you a picture da da da da yeah here we go sorry everybody

ah look at this lovely couple carl yeah these two lovebirds here's the problem man google will always fuck you everybody google is the biggest narc ever in the existence of the world. Completely correct, Carl. No, that's not J.D. Vance. Yes, it is, actually. I want everybody to know that is J.D. Vance. And Rocco Orby, thanks to the two bucks, says the dog was asking for it.

Good point. Authorities in Texas arrest him and who say they killed his fiance after he asked Google, can I kill an illegal human? Yeah. Trump was elected, guys. It's a mandate. MAGA. Because the victim was reportedly an undocumented immigrant.

His fiance. Tai Vaughan 31 is charged with murder in the January 27th death of 27-year-old Louis Banos Norberto. Vaughn is accused of shooting Norberto in the face. Stop it. Then movieed his body and attempt to make it look like a suicide. Wrong. I'm sorry, it happened January 14th at their apartment complex. Now, the arrest affidavit and the details with the allegations against Vaughn claimed that he came home shortly after 5.30 a.m. to find Noberto dead.

but surveillance video and interviews with neighbors told a different story. Video showed that Vaughn actually returned home shortly after 4 a.m. The affidavit reportedly said neighbors reported hearing a gunshot a few minutes later. Around 4.30 a.m. as Noberto lay dead in the apartment, Vaughn allegedly texted the victim, Babe, babe, why are you not texting back? Cops reportedly said Vaughn waited until after 5.30 a.m. Some 90 minutes after the murder to call 911. He told them, my spouse is dead, he allegedly told, especially.

help my life is over officers found noberto's body lying out of bed with a level action rifle up against his arm and a ripped up picture of him and vaughn nearby detectives noted vaughn kept saying that noberto was an undocumented immigrant so hey he killed himself but also he's here illegally he's not supposed to be here anyway so i mean we're probably not going to look into this too much right right right i could have been the detective on this case this guy fucked up every way possible. When they searched his phone, they allegedly uncovered that he searched, can I kill an illegal human on Google?

Can I kill an illegal human? Depends on which state you're in. Now, the television station called Mr. Vaughn to ask him about it. And he said, police know all the details. When offered condolences, he allegedly replied, I mean, it is what it is. Yeah, what are you going to do? You know, you start dating an illegal and then they go ahead and shoot themselves. He was arrested on Saturday, and he's being held on a $500,000 bond.

Oh, so it is illegal to kill illegal immigrants. It turns out. No shit. In fact, I have a quote from the president when he was asked if it's illegal, if it's okay to kill illegal humans, he said, I denounce it. It's like shocking. I thought he'd be for it. You think you know a guy. Yep.

He's changed his term. Things are different this time around. Yeah, they're a little weirder. All right. Let's talk about this motherfucker. We've seen him enough. Joel Arcania Sainez. He's 28. He was found guilty of first-degree murder in the brutal killing of 51-year-old James Garcia on June 20th of 2021. The record show a jury convicted him on the felony charge Wednesday following the three-day trial.

Now, he was homeless at the time of this horrible murder. He stabbed the victim seven dozen times with a small switchblade. The convicted felon also decapitated Garcia caught off his finger in. proceeded to play soccer with the victim's head following the murder. No, I have to say, Vinny. Yeah. It sounds like a lot of fun to take a guy's head and play soccer with it. It's actually not a good soccer ball.

Not at all. No, it's hard to dribble with it. It's hard to pass. It's very difficult to get the nice curve on it that you want to do when you're getting a corner kick. But you know, the good news is the goalie doesn't really want to touch it. That's a good point. That's a good point. So you might get a goal or two.

You might get a goal or two using a human head. I love that the USA Today has this article, and it says, contents of this story may be disturbing to some readers. It's disturbing to all readers. You know what? I like that. All this is disturbing. No.

Cut a guy's head off and uses the soccer ball. By the way, you might find this disturbing. Yeah, if you don't, you're a psychopath. I've been lobbying the papers to put that little disclaimer in there. Because, you know, I'm tired of being called a pussy when I read these articles. Everyone should be disturbed by this. Fuck you. I'm not disturbed by this.

Maybe disturbing to some readers. It better be disturbing to all your readers Or else you have some fucking weirdos reading this shit Aside from Vinny I just don't want to be lumped in with the rest of you pussy This is my point This is disturbing behavior is my point This is very disturbing

In 2017 police also charged Seneas with first degree murder In an unrelated incident of prosecutors dropped the count after a key witness was unable to testify At the time of the killing When he was taken into custody He told police that he and Garcia had a history and said Garcia previously sexually assaulted his wife. Okay.

Which is why he did it. All right. He told police that on the day of the killing, he and his wife fell asleep sometime when they woke up. Their belongings were gone. And he said he followed Garcia to a park to confront Garcia and to get his stuff back. So these guys are living. Not just to play soccer with his head.

So these guys are like on some Skid Row thing in New Mexico, right? They're just sleeping outside. Pretty much. And they take a little nap and no one's watching their stuff. Mm-hmm. so whatever cardboard boxer the fuck they have is gone and so this what this guy decides to do he woke up and that his roof was gone

right yeah like what the fuck so yeah so then he decided to stab a guy seven dozen times as a result geez I wonder why he's without a home but how is he married I don't know there's a lot of homeless married couples well they shared a box for about seven years and it was common law I see

it was common law I've never been invited to a web of homeless people. Oh, buddy. It's definitely not open bar. Definitely cash bar at the homeless person's reception. Well, actually, they have a garbage can punch, they call it. It's really rainwater and just whatever they have laid or out.

They'll dump it in there. It's kind of gross. A lot of bugs in it. Some hobo chili. It's a lovely reception. Let's get caught up. There was one that came in before the one that I had you click on. I miss crows the skump parade song, he says.

Oh, I have that for you. Because Vinny's a cream. That's all you get. No, come on. Play the rest. That's all you get. Come on. That's all you get for $199.

Oh, I see what's going on here. That's a good idea. If you want to hear the rest of that song, it'll cost you $250. No, go up to the Big Daddy Dodo, $4.99. Ah, here we go. Thank you, Big Daddy Dodo. dude I used to coach kids football with was just found guilty of murdering his wife here in San Antonio Antonio Guadalupe Concheris is my creep of the week. No shit. Well, hold on, hold on.

What did she do? Yeah, that's a good question. But it is interesting when you find out someone you used to know was murdering people. It's happened to me a couple times now. Yeah, yeah, it seems like you keep a weird circle of friends. Oh, yeah, I'm the problem. It's pretty well documented at this point. Yeah, that's true. Carl, thanks for coming and doing an episode with me today. It was a lot of fun. Hell yeah, buddy. Thank you everybody for coming and joining us for the live show. And thank you for those of you who are listening at home. We hope you'll go to the creepoff.com and vote. And while you're there, if you haven't yet, head on over to our Patreon. We have a lot of fun stuff going on over there, new episodes every week, as well as your opportunity to vote for who's going in the Hall of Fame and those types of things. And our back episodes. I was looking back at some of them. Dude, we had some dozies. three Chris Chan induction episodes

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All right. All right, kids. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia. I'm not getting around. They're both a general psychopaths with no business, a society.

and they're going to take you on a scum parade.