The Creep Off - Episode 255: Do You Smell Fried Chicken?

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Get ready for a twisted St. Patrick’s Day special from The Creep-Off! This week, Vinnie and Karl each nominate their pick for the most disturbing creeps ever linked to everyone's favorite day of drinking!The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWe’ll also break down wild police footage in our Cop Cam segment, featuring a mushroom enthusiast in a chicken suit.Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man set fire to Tampa strip club, threw bottle of urine at officer, police sayMan sexually assaulted girl, 13, then made her take 'Plan B'Utah fire chief and judge shared disturbing chats about sexually abusing children, charges say | KSL.comHouston embalmer castrates corpse, stuffs genitals in mouth: cops Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeah

Carl What up? Hackamania, back to the hacks happening in just over two months, kids. Well, I was actually under. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's creeping up on us.

You get it? It's creeping up. All right. That's how we talk over on the creep off. Get your tickets at hackabia.com. And if you use the promo code creep, you can save 10% off your tickets. There isn't a promo code you can use to save more

than the promo code creep. And if a potato tells you, otherwise he's a lawyer. Let's start the great boss. Get this thing going, goddamage. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to remember the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. cuckoo, cuckoo!

That ain't funny. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the only true crime competition on the internet. It's The Creepoff. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me. As always in studio, it's hot. Cuckaca, Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you on this fantastic St. Patrick's Day and Super Chat Monday. It's amazing. They're the same day this time. I know. It doesn't happen very often. Carl, this is a very exciting day. We have a whole St. Patrick's Day themed episode. But before we get into all of that. Let's tell everybody what this show is. It is a competition. Carl and I are going head-to-head, film in and the rules. Yeah, so every single week, you tune in to this show,

either live 1 o'clock Eastern on YouTube, either The Creep-Up or Who Are These Podcasts, YouTube channel, or you listen on the podcast or watch any time thereafter, and we present who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category. We're competing head-to-head. You decide who brought the bigger creep, and then you go to The Creepoff.com and vote. The person who gets the most votes wins that round that week, and then the first person to five wins wins the round, and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. It's sitting right there behind me.

Now, currently, we are in round 30, and the competition is tied one to one. And here, a very special guest results girl to let us know who won last week's competition. Mahalya, everybody. Mahalya. What's up? Hello, hello.

No, long time no C. It's been too long, in my opinion. Welcome back. Now, I trust you're bringing good news. Depends on who you ask. Should we address why our Danny results girl is not here today? I wasn't sure I want to say why, but I'll go ahead and say it. I guess she got a tooth knocked out.

She must have been being mouthy around the house or something. She got taught a lesson, huh? Yeah, I guess. She's got to learn somehow. So she's missing a tooth that she didn't want to come on the internet to get in fun of? an emergency dental appointment. Ah, okay. Yeah, she couldn't make it.

It wasn't about vanity then. No. No. Either way, we're just glad to have somebody here to read them. Let me ask you a question, meaning. A girl that you're interested in. Teeth or no teeth, which is better? Depends on which way I'm interested in them.

Well, I think you know. Oh. I don't know. I'm a bit of a sadist. I'll go teeth. Oh, really? Yeah. They cost more at day.

time and there's other things they not as good at. But if they don't have teeth, I got to fucking find a blender. I got to bring a blender with me to the restaurant. I get a smoothie and call it a day. Jeez, good point. Good point. All right, I take it back. No teeth. Now I understand your whole thing, why you're into older ladies.

I get it. I totally get it now. It just dawned on me. How dare you? Just how dare you? Danny Gretzky. Oh, wow. Well, she'll be back soon. But Mahalia's here. That's exciting.

That's a reason to celebrate. Photoshop requests from you viewers. Can I please get the Danny Gretzky Photoshop? That'll be fantastic. She'll love that on the Instagram. So, Mahalia, last week we did Biggest Creep in San Francisco. Who won? Did we do Biggest Creep in San Francisco or San Antonio?

I'm a stupid idiot, San Antonio. Thank you, Malia. I don't know if I have results for San Francisco. They're positive. So is Carl. Oh, shoot. All right, what do we got, Mahalo? Without further ado.

I do have some results, yes. In the contest to discover the biggest creep from San Antonio, it was a very tight race, I might ask, add. Coming in with 54% of the vote, the winner from last week is Carl. That's what I'm talking about. I love Malia. I love when she's out of the show.

She's great. I'm mad at myself. I didn't realize so many people that listen to the show be so happy Salino was murdered. It's incredible. I had the San Antonio Strangler, Benny. It was a shoe in. Do you remember when you got mad at me

because I brought the Taco Bell Strangler? Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. Hey, so I won the ride, which brings the score two to one. All right. I'll fix it. Let's update that. Carl is now in the lead this round. Very exciting. So, my hell, yeah, well, I have you here. And we all know that you're a resident of Sin City fabulous Las Vegas. Will you be joining us in Hackamania to read results? I will be joining you. Very much looking forward to it. I'm also bringing friends,

my friend with the big tits that came last year. So very excited. Okay. We can crash in your place, right? Could you bring a guy friend for Carl? Oh, stop it. I can. I can make that happen. I'm bringing my beard bringing my beard with me Vinny. Oh, Chris is coming? He is actually great. All right, well, thank you Mahalia. What can we plug for you? Where can people find you, Mahalia?

If you don't know where to find me already, you can find me on Instagram at Mahalia. And I'll put a link here. Looking forward to Vegas. All right, we'll see you there. Take care, Mahalia. Ah, damn it. She's fantastic, isn't she? Ball of energy. We love

Mahalia. I prefer a little slow were like they were drugged personally, but, you know, that's just me. Well, wait until Hackamedia. Yeah. I can't believe you won that one. Jesus. Well, you better get over it, buddy, because we got a whole new round coming up here. Not yet.

Not yet. Today's competition, though, is going to happen. It's not around. St. Patrick's Day creeps, Carl. That's right. It is St. Patrick's Day. Who is the biggest creep on St. Patrick's Day? Now, I'm an Italian.

You're a German. Correct. We hate those dirty potato eaters. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like Hughesie? Like that fucker Hughie? Well, yeah. If you want to go individually, yeah, there's a lot of Irish people I dislike. Sure. But not the entire race of people. I know. I actually love the Irish. One of my very best friends is Irish. I love you trying to be sincere. Give a shit. You know, he falls flat. No, but seriously, guys, I love the Irish. He's just like, why did I say that? I'm a sincere motherfucker. I promise you that. I'm not talking shit about the Irish, but we are, Carl's going to. He doesn't talk a lot of shit. He doesn't talk a lot of shit.

about them. Should we start this competition, buddy? Well, we could, or we could celebrate a little bit of Super Chat Monday because people are anxious to celebrate and we appreciate that like Metal Threscia, becoming a new YouTube member. Thank you very much.

Pascal became a new YouTube member. How do you pronounce that one? Accu-Cuban? A cue Cuban, I guess. Welcome. Thanks for becoming a YouTube member. Thank you for becoming a member. You get the bonus shows. If you're a YouTube member, on the creep off every Friday at noon.

That's right. B. Kel's 1296. Thanks for the dollar 99. We were drinking the Thursday night in Vegas. Where are we drinking the Thursday night in Vegas? That's a good question. I do not know. We will be out and about Thursday night in Vegas for sure. 100%. Erica Ann, thank you for being a member for 18 months. She says, happy St. Patty's Day creeps. Well, happy St. Patrick. Same to you, Erica, Ann. Rocco, Orby, 2002. Thanks for the Fiverrver. Have you considered replacing OJ with Locked Cuck and his femmeway for Hakemania? You know those two wouldn't have a problem with Nick Ricada. That's a great idea, Rocco Orby, 2002.

The most recent podcast is reviewed on WATP hosted by Locked Cuck. Are people not thanking OJ anymore? No, OJ, he almost dropped out of Hackamania. Why? Because Nick Rikata's going to be there. And then Patrick Mouton scolded him for that. Did Nick Rikata ever stay on a stage and make sure you didn't get any of your time on the show? I know, but he was pissed at Nick Rikata.

It's you, Vinny. I'm not mad at him at all. You are. You're still holding that grudge from Philadelphia, the live show we did. Like, Nick, motherfucker. Uh-huh. You're lucky you're not jail, Nick, because now I'm going to find you. We were laughing about fat people, and Minnie couldn't even join us for it.

I could not tell you how mad I was that night. He really were. Labrostic, thanks for the two bucks. O faith and Bigorah, it's K.B. or Opie, the new John. That's a great question. It's a toss-up right now. Do you feel like you failed making Aaron Imholt, the new stuttering, John. I didn't try to do that. That wasn't my goal. It's never my goal to make someone the new

stuttering John. These people either do it or they don't. Aaron Imel is fascinating. I love talking about him every Friday on this little piggy. Yeah. You really are. The internet's Jane Goodall. Is that what you think? Yeah. You like to observe. Hunter Duke, thanks for the 499. Happy St. Patrick's Day for the record. I am a Vinnie Paulino guy and you should vote for Vinnie. Also bring back Cayley. Wow. That was very anti-carol that that $5. But thank you. I appreciate. it. Joseph Collins, thanks for the dollar nine. Hi, Carl. Oh, hail Carl and Vinny. Let's get creeping. Let's get creeping, Joseph. I love it. Let's sign up the competition. Sorry, Vinny, I didn't mean to step all over you there, buddy. That's all right. I just said

from the bottom of my heart to you. His biz pig heart. Mr. Collins. Now, Carl, you won last week so you get to go first. Who is the biggest creep on St. Patrick's Day go? Well, I will tell you When Leather Rock talks, I am listening, and Leather Rock is informed to me that St. Patrick himself is the biggest creep of St. Patrick's Day. Play my clip number one, and you'll see why. Who is this person? This is Leather Rock. Who the fuck is Leather Rock? Come on.

Don't play dumb. She should be a results, girl. I've already picked her. Hi, I'm Leather Rock. Welcome to my channel. Well, happy day to get drunk and celebrate being white. That's what St. Patty's Day is. I am here to give you a bit of a reality check.

Yeah. And Vinnie, I pulled this because I think you, my friend, need a bit of a reality check. What did I do? You're celebrating being white and getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day. I'm not doing shit to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Let's find out what's really going on on St. Patrick's Day with my clip number two. This is all about St. Patrick and what he did driving out the snakes from Ireland. First of all, there were no snakes in Ireland.

Second of all, snakes were really symbolic of pagans. Yep. What this holiday is, so many people like to get drunk and wear green and celebrate at least percentage of their heritage. What you're really celebrating is nothing short of genocide. Correct. Rocked. This is a genocidal holiday. Now, you've heard the story about St. Patrick, right?

He came to Ireland, he got all the snakes out of there, and I was like, yay, we don't like snakes. Thanks, St. Patrick. What if I told you, that's all bullshit? Well, I know it's bullshit. There's those snakes in Ireland. It's endorsed by the Catholics. I know it's bullshit. There's no saints. In fact, I'm going to give you some

serious info here, my clip number three. Okay. This is, I don't like the title of this. Ireland's original inhabitants were twa pygmies from Central Africa. Allegedly the source of Ireland's folkloric leprechauns, these pygmies were subsequently wiped out by St. Patrick when he came to bridge the gospel. He killed the lepracons, Vinny.

St. Patrick, the guy that were all like, oh, let's go get drugs. St. Patrick, we! He's killing leprecots! You know what he potted gold? I've been missing because of this? So here's what you're telling me so far. They used to beat on little people. And he got rid of all the hippies.

Listen, the legends attached to Patrick in the centuries following his death that he was banished, that he banished the snakes from Ireland is not based in fact at all. No fossil records have shown that snakes were ever indigenous to the island of Ireland. And the myth was likely a metaphor for the Christianization and decline of paganism for which Patrick and other early Irish saints were credited. Well, you know, organized religion hasn't caused any problem for Ireland. I think he did them all service. The Tua were known as Ells, midgets, or pygmy, who have a history predating the Greco-Roman Judeo timeline history of Adam and Eve by more than 200,000 years. The ancient Tua people were nomadic. They journeyed and migrated all continents and islands all over the planet, spreading to Northern Ireland, Germany, and the rest of Europe.

They had a culture, technological, and philosophical impact and influence the establishment of societies known as pagans or druids and st patrick wiped him out fine so if you want to vote for the biggest creep of st patrick's day vote for st patrick himself at the creepoff dot com oh boy i really folks when carl came in here today i went dude i can't even believe you fucking outfoxed me on this he says he talks to me he goes who's your creep i go st patrick he goes you want me to put st patrick up on the website and then i thought to myself oh my god saint patrick what atrocities did he do Oh, my God, this was a great pick. And now I listen to this.

And you can bring me some leather broad, self-righteous, broad preaching to everybody and a leather jacket and leather skirt. That's your presentation today? Well, sit the fuck down, Carl. She had a cat, too, buddy. Come on. Sit down, Carl. Let's go time.

I want to introduce you to my creep today. Let's do it. Not a guy who, when you look at it and you think would have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. But, oh, boy, did he? We're going to Uganda, Carl. I don't know if you know that. You've got to be kidding me. I am not.

Uganda experienced serious political and social problems. I don't know if you're aware of that in the 1980s. There was this guy named Edie Amin. There was the AIDS crisis, the Ugandan Bush War. All of these things caused the people there to lose their hope and their trust. And the Roman Catholic missionaries had settled a lot of Uganda. So there was a lot of love for the Catholic Church down there. But the people, they were very upset.

And that's where this guy comes in. My creed, Joseph Kibwerter. He is a former Catholic school teacher and moonshiner, and he's also a failed politician, Carl. Okay. He formed a religious group called the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God, centered around a distorted... It's not a catchy enough title, man. You got a short name.

It's a lot. Yeah. T-M-F-T-R-O-T-O-T-O-G. It's too much. Too much, I agree. It was centered around basically extreme Catholicism like that Mel Gibson shit, like Mel Gibson of Catholicism with a real focus on the apocalypse. I didn't realize it.

Mel Gibson has his own section of religion. Mel Gibson Catholicism. Dude, he has like a church in his house. He's like way Catholic. Yeah. He's making movies. Oh, I've seen it. Throw it away his career.

I know what you mean, buddy. Yeah. So in this guy, we'll call him Joseph's new version of Catholicism. He's the Pope, right? Smart. That's what I would do too if I started up a new version of Catholicism. And then this is. Pope has it pretty good.

This is Credonia. It's hot. Now, Credonia is a former hooker slash bartender. Oh, yeah. And I believe it. They met in the early 80s around 1984. Codonia claimed that she could see the Virgin Mary when looking at a stone. The stone apparently bore a strong resemblance to the existing depictions of the Virgin Mary,

but she failed to convince the Vatican. And she tried. She was bringing to all the Catholic churches go, look at my St. Mary Stone. I'm a prophetess of the Lord. but Joseph believed her very much and thus the movement for the restoration of the Ten Commandments of God or the movement was formed. It was based on a rock.

Basically. Okay, good. It was based on these two nuts getting together. Makes sense. A moonshiner and a hooker. So they start doing this thing. They capped out about 4,000 members in the mid-90s, Carl. Joseph's fiery preaching and Credonia's visions of the apocalypse

drew all the people to the church. but what they ended up doing was creating like a commune okay everything was commune based everything was regulated kind of like jones town was okay members surrendered all their personal possessions and money to the leadership upon joining they embraced poverty like priests uh because they believed it was a spiritual virtue they were not allowed to speak to each other they had to communicate point with pointing and using their hands and shit is really clucking involved or anything like that no clucking that's probably a sin probably good for a lashing Okay. Now, they ate sparse vegetarian meals. They spent their days doing intense prayer and worship

and manual labor. Vegetarian, they're vegetarians? Yeah. Yeah. They were subjected when they got anybody got on the line, they were subjected to fasting and harsh discipline. Now, why would these people subject themselves to this, Carl? Why would they? I don't know, maybe to atone for their sins. Well, Carl, kind of. It's because they were making some predictions that were kind of scary. you see they were using the predictions from the book of revelation they believed that the apocalypse was coming and that you better be ready for it yeah and let me tell you what credonia told everybody her rock said my rock said that uh you know this y2k thing everybody's talking about they're right that's it that's the end of it y2k she was worried about computer glitches she thought the virgin

mary was concerned about computer glitches yeah they had this thing going for a good 12 years before they figured out that this is what they needed to do. So for the last few years leading up to... That's the problem of setting a date. Y2K, they were out there proselytizing getting as many people as they could into this cult. And listen to this shit. People that were in the cult sold their clothes and cattle cheaply.

Past members were re-recruited. They also stopped working in the fields, which caused all their fields to rot. Sure. So January 1st, 2000 happened. no fucking apocalypse now Joseph the religion fell apart so I guess she kind of predicted something that's what I wouldn't have said I'd be like yeah but look at our religion's

fucked what is it fucked or were they're just a couple cracks oh I don't know just a couple cracks because here's what they did they said listen guys all of you we we messed up we misheard the rock Caldonia over here she misheard the rock turns out Jesus coming back St. Patty's Day this year okay three months 25 years ago today, in fact, 2000, March 17th, they, uh, wait, did he come back? No. Oh, no.

Oh, because the way you were talking about it, like that was a big deal. If he did, I missed it. Yeah, I didn't see that either. So a lot of people were very upset because now their fields are rotten. They sold all of their everything. Yep. They're pretty much destitute, but they get to live on this commune and work for this fucking guy. So he got a lot of these people to hang on.

The people that left, a lot of them left. It was kind of mysterious the way they disappeared. But here's what they did for St. Patrick's Day, dude. First off, all the members of the movement went around to the villages nearby. This is the morning of St. Patrick's Day, wish on top of the morning, end of the world to everyone. Hey, we're all going to heaven. Fuck you. And they had a massive party.

And you know what they had at that massive party? They weren't allowed to eat meat. They roasted three bowls. Oh. They drank 70 crates. of Coca-Cola. Wow. There was around 500 of them.

Okay. So they're all having a good time. Just eating bowls and drinking Coke. They're like, hey, Jesus will be here any minute now, looking at their clocks. And that's what Joseph said, hey, everybody, we need to go into the church and start praying, and everything's going to be good. So all the people go into the church, and the people in the village who weren't a part of this group had noticed kind of a bad smell coming from the church all day. It was a terrible stench. Okay.

All these people were so distracted by the stench. they didn't realize that when they went into this building, all the windows were boarded shut. And there might have been a couple other red flags, but either way, they all piled into the church pews, 500 people's worth. That's when they nailed the doors shut. And what happened inside the building, nobody really knows. But everyone on the outside saw the building suddenly and absolutely destroyed by a fire. This thing went up like, whoosh. No survivors.

500 people fucking dead shortly after this right they're thinking Joseph and Caldonia credonia whatever fucking name

has died inside of this sure no bro no they're not stupid they're not idiot it's like these 500 right so a warrant is issued

for their arrests they're not 100% sure they predicted the end of the world correctly they murdered 500 people people died they said it was gonna happen women children

they did what's the problem women children babies, old people. Now, shortly after this fire, they start doing some investigating. They go to Joseph's house to do a little research, and they notice these big pits

in the garden, and they found six bodies in there. People died of blunt force, trauma, strangulation, and stab wounds. The discoveries did not stop there on March 25, 2000, just eight days after the fire. 153 bodies were on earth from beneath the floor of another one of the movement's buildings.

Oh, shit. another part of the town. That wouldn't smell great. The victims, mostly women and children, but buried in secrecy. Their deaths were hidden from the outside world. Nobody had any idea that this happened. Two days after that, they found another 155 bodies in a mass grave. And then that was on one of the guys who was like one of Joseph's buddies farm.

Okay. And then they found another 81 bodies. Carl, 924 people in total beating... Went to heaven. 900 and how many people had a better life after this? 924 it's nice certainly hell might even be better than Uganda I'm not 100% sure but that's six more people than Jonestown then the People's Temple

this motherfucker beat Jones it's amazing so they couldn't find Yeah but he had friends helping him out and seven wasn't all him Please authorities weren't able to arrest the church leaders involved in the incident and all these people skip town. Credonia and Joseph were gone. And there were some reports as of 2014 that he is a life living in Malawi.

To date, no one has been prosecuted for the massacre. Not only did these two ruin St. Patrick's Day, they got away with a mass fucking murder, Carl. And just the case you guys... Ruins St. Patterson. You told me about this party. Yeah, that's actual pictures from... Green Coke.

That's actual photographs. That kid is dead. No, that kid was one of the people That kid wasn't dead Vinny. You said they all die That kid's hang out. Piles of people, everybody. Yeah, there's just an idea

of what they did. Un-fucking believable. So, ladies and gentlemen, when you go to the creepoff.com this week, I want you to do me a favor and vote for Vinny and Joseph. St. Patrick. So who you want to vote for.

I'd appreciate it. Thank you. On St. Patrick's Day. That was a tourist, somebody said this kid. That's a tourist. I want to see. all the sights. All right. You're in the dead body exhibit. Here's the mass grave.

Here's the mass grave. Now can we go? Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. All right, Carl. I guess that makes it time for a cop camp. Let's go. All right. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. ruined your life Many before we start my cop cam presentation for today, I want to ask you a question. Please.

You ever take mushrooms? Yeah. It's fun, right? Yeah. You ever have a trip that's maybe a little too intense? Not really. Okay. Well, we're going to meet a guy named Jason,

who's 47 years old who took a lot of mushrooms and started disturbing people. people in the neighborhood pounding on cars and things so the police were called that's not good no here we go stop stop stop stop stop get on the ground get on the ground okay all the way down all the way down we're real we're real we're real stay on the ground Stop! Stop! Turn around.

Get on the ground. Stay on the ground. Stay on the ground. Look. We're trying to help you, okay? All right, look. Are you going to tase again if you don't comply? Just comply.

We'll get Schmitt, okay? Okay, good. Okay. But who's in control? Us. All right. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. You're going to keep getting tased if you don't stop. We're real, okay? Okay, here we are. God, there are days when becoming a A cop is the greatest thing.

These are the guys are just like, thank God I went through all that training and shit. This is amazing. I would like Calvertones. I like to thank them for naming today's episode. Fried chicken. Fried chicken. Yes, this guy is dressed up in a chicken costume. Yeah.

Barefoot. Walk around in November. They taser the chicken man in Philly last night. And he's not sure what's real and what's not real and who's in control. He's got a lot of questions for these guys. and listen my clip number two we got to figure out what even is reality who even knows that's a great question

and people have been arguing that for decades I hope we get to the bottom of it let him do what he needs to do I don't know if I'm a chicken you're not a chicken I'm not a chicken I'm not a chicken behind you're blue

okay all right he's soaking wet from sweat you all right he's soaking wet from sweat you all right I said sweat. How do I know if you exist? We exist. We're real and you're not a chicken, okay? Stand up.

Come on, come on. Why are you doing this? What did I do, Ron? I tried to be good. We're trying to help you. I'm trying to be good. These are the ambulance. We're trying to help you.

Okay, no, stop. Come on. You're trying to argue against my reality. They are trying to argue against his reality. That's his truth, that he's a chicken. You know, I there's not this is the best advertisement for mushrooms if I can find out where this guy got this from I'm paying a premium I know a guy I've never ever got to the point where I thought

I was a different animal or something no matter what I'm dressed up as that day mushrooms don't convince me that I am that thing telling him he's not a chicken is confusing him more it is a problem if I were the cops I would just get some seeds and I would just start throwing it down on the ground all the way to the back of the cop card watching this guy just walk his way over to him. Well, he's got a lot of questions. He's very confused about what's going on. You've got to think.

My clip number three, he's not sure where he is. Okay. Well, look, your reality is a little off the wall. No, no, but how do you know that? Because we're in a real world. I'm in a real world, too. Okay. Now, let me ask you a question, Jason.

Yes, sir. Have you did any drugs today? I did do drugs. What did you do? I did mushrooms. But we had this conversation before, sir. No, sir? This first time.

We talked. This first time. Am I in my hammock right now? Hey, hey, they're going to check you, okay? Can they check you? Okay, they're just going to check you. Am I in my hammock right now? Nope.

I took mushrooms. We've been talking about this for the last hours, sir. You know I took mushrooms. We keep talking about it. He was referring to the underwear. He's wearing under the chicken suit. Is that what it is? Yeah, must be.

Must be. He's got a lot of imaginary friends, I think. He's having all these imaginary conversations and his reality. I just can't imagine what this. this is like to be that fucked up. I don't know. And just like this happening. At some point,

this guy's going to snap out of this. I would hope so, yeah. I hope he'd come down and realize that he's dressed up like a chicken. Or the motherfucker wins full Sid Barrett. And he's going to think he's a very possible as well. Maybe some great songs will be written about this guy. Whole albums.

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha. Maybe they've already been written. There you go. All right. So they think that they're just trying to help, according to the police and ambulance here. My next clip. But stop. I don't know.

Okay. Can you please talk to me? Can you please talk to me? Yeah, like I'm a person. We are. No, you're not talking to be like a flight somebody. Look, look, look, look. I see you.

Look at me. We're trying to get you some help, okay? You're trying to help me, but am I trying to help you? I wait that he's like, why is everybody looking at me? Maybe what's going on here? Have you guys stopped to think for a second that maybe you're the problem? Right. Oh, my God, the one pun nailed it.

Yeah. What came first, the chicken suit or the drugs? We'll never know. We'll never know. Age old. Age old question. All right. So there's more arguing going on.

There's a lot of confusion with this gentleman and the authorities. Okay. Look, we're just trying to. Like, how do I argue against you? We're not arguing with you. You are arguing with me. We're trying to put you now. Am I a person arguing with you, or are you arguing with me right now?

Okay. What is the nature of my own reality? I've been phased. I don't know. Is that real? Okay, okay, you're trying to help me. Yep, stop. Wait, stop.

Okay, stop. If you're helping me, why can I be my own thoughts? Let me borrow your arm, Jason. What are you going to do with my arms, sir? Blood pressure. That's all I want. You just want my blood pressure? Sit down.

Can I ask you a question, sir? Okay. If I'm, okay. I'm going to please don't tase me. No, we're not. How do I know you're real, though? Well, remember that taser? That felt pretty real, right?

So am I, are you, am I a human arguing with another human? Are you a human arguing with a chicken? Am I a chicken arguing with a human? These are questions that are important, I feel like. This is, this guy is a modern-day philosopher. We don't know. Maybe he is a chicken. And maybe this is his reality.

Who's to say, Vinny? Who's to say any of this is real? You know, there's a lot to be said for the slippery slope stuff. All right, my clip six, this guy just wants to get his blood pressure, make sure he's okay, but this is going to be a problem. Okay. But you've tasted me before. Yes.

But you know why? No, I don't know why. Because I'm being compliant right now. I know, but you just keep on saying I'm in compliant with you. Then how do I know you exist? You can't borrow my arm. It belongs to me, sir. Why are you trying to argue against me? You cannot borrow my arm, sir. Give me your wing. That's my arm. It belongs to me. Finders keepers. This guy stinks. I love him. He's great. Are you ready for freak out time?

We didn't see it already? Yep. Let's go. Perfect. Are you filming me? Yes. Am I in my hammock right now? No. No, sir. You're not in your hand. Okay. How do you know? How do you know? How do I know that? How do I know that standing up. I can't exist like this. Look down. You are standing up. What's down? Please, are you real?

You're gonna get him? If you want. Am I the nature of my... No! No! No! Don't! Don't touch me! Hold on! Don't touch me! I just want to go home. You're burning my hands. You're hurting my hands! That got escalated quickly, didn't it? I kind

of love him. I know. I wouldn't want him anywhere near me, but... He wasn't upset when he was getting tased, but this guy touches him on the bag and he's completely freaks out. I bet you this guy goes to a lot of festivals and dances pretty hard. Yeah, I would imagine so. Yeah. So then they put him in the police car, and he's still freaking out about imaginary shit.

Well, somebody tell me if this is going to end? It will. It will. All right. Thank you, Johnny. Why is there a dog in here? I'm afraid of dogs. We were trying to block him off, but he started chasing the car.

Yeah. But y'all missed a guard. He beat the shit. Yeah, that's all that one. I wish he had security at the hospital, but he probably needs to get checked. There's a dog. Help me. So you tried to break up with him today?

No, we broke up, but, like, we're still processing things. Am I a chicken? Am I a man? I don't know. It's like a Devo song. Am I chicken? Am I man. I'm under arrest.

they're talking to his girlfriend, and she's like, yeah, we broke up. I think he's still processing things. It's a perfect edit. Am I a chicken? He's definitely processing things. Well, one more clip. Find out about the charges for chicken man here. Jason was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of resisting arrest.

As a first time offender, he was not seriously punished for this incident. He was sentenced to probation and had to take mandatory drug tests for 12 months. Oh, come on. Drug tests for shrooms. please that's a bit excessive i would think Carl that is marvelous that was the shortest and greatest most action-packed cop cam a couple tasers right out of the gate can't go wrong with that actually someone

suggested that in our discord in the who are these socials channel and I went oh this is a great one for carl's cop cam thank you was on reddit you know I saw this on reddit because we did an episode of subreddit surfing this week and we did a public freakouts oh part two and uh I saw this one we didn't play it because I didn't want to I was like this is too creep offy I got to save this with oh perfect well we were both on the same page then 100% so is the guy a chicken or is he a man it turns out he was a man I'm sorry spoiler there was more to the video than that okay was never a chicken I know I was confused too he's starting to convince me 47 years old this guy he's tripping

this hard on troops at 47 uh you got to have a plan guys if you're going to take mushrooms and you're in your mid 40s have a plan yeah You really should think about things and, like, realize, you know what? I can't ball as hard as I used to. Mm-hmm. Simple. I believe it's time for some voicemails, Carl. All right.

The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Stop by today to see the dregs of society, day drunk and passed out at bus stops. Today, they're wearing green. See you in Syracuse. all right this next caller um sir i want to thank you i am going to forgive you for going a little bit over the 45 second time limit but this motherfucker has the greatest idea for a consequence anyone's come up within a long time okay hey jenny i'm catching up as a backlog i'm just in the middle of the creep of the year for last year and a thought occurred i don't know if you've had this punishment idea before

But go get coffee from Woke Dev's coffee stand. And I know y'all don't want to put a camera in the guy's face, you know, you don't want to harass him. So instead of filming him, here's what he did. You give him a story that he can make a TikTok out of. You go up there and you order your coffee and you start fitching about how your son, is dating a black transomber. That's fun. And let him talk you into saying trans rights are human rights.

And then give him a big tip. And he will make a TikTok that fucking day. Anyway, thank you, fuck you. Bye. What do you think? The woke dead muse consequence. So if he doesn't make a TikTok, do you fail your consequence? Yeah, you have to go back every day.

Until he makes a video about it. Just drop it F slurs. Uh-huh. I mean, it's fun. I like it. I like the creativity of it. Okay. I think it's pretty good.

I think it's pretty good. The other person should get to write the script. So I like the idea of your son's dating a black trans person, but there's other things we could try for a little more subtle maybe. Yeah. And she wants to do art projects. My son is into ceramics. I think it means he's gay. Is that true?

Hey, I live in Corpus Christi. So I got to vote for Vinny this year because it's like there's been like a fucking month-long Selena festival like every year up until just a couple years ago. And it's the most annoying garbage. Thank you. Fuck you bye. I really thought I had a winner there. Why would you vote for Vinny then if you don't like Selena? Well, if she hadn't been murdered, their whole fucking city wouldn't be bought.

All right. You might be around to something there. You're right. Our new friend Olive Garden Waitress, and by the way, ladies, we didn't get all those cleavage pictures we asked for last week. What's up about that? Hello, this is the Olive Garden waitress, and I'm calling again because I completely fucked up my last call. It wasn't funny nor entertaining, and I felt like I talked forever. Good for you.

I also have a new story that I want to tell instead. This creep wasn't a customer at Olive Garden, but I was on my way to Olive Garden, and talking about our Alive Garden. and talking about our outfits, we do have to wear some button-ups. And our ladies with a big test, including myself, sometimes the buttons pop. And so I went to a gas station to get fucking mascara for my shift and my button pops, and I didn't notice until I got outside. And all I could hear was the fucking guy laughing at me, staring at my shirt, and then saying, no, I don't think we have any, but feel free to keep looking.

looking while staring at my shirt and saying no no no it's right in here right in front of the counter i can't believe i forgot about that yeah talk slower okay listen pictures or it didn't happen is that what you're going to say no that's what car i was going to say i was going to say can we keep it to just situations that happen inside of the olive garden olive garden oh i mean if tithes are popping at the comedian store i want to hear that see i'm i'm i agree but let's just try to keep it to the alv garden does that girl sound like alison hanning in American Pie. And that story, yes.

Yes. She got very much that vibe going. Yeah, at the end of it, she ended up putting a tour of Italy in her pussy. All right, so now we're back in the Olive Garden. Good. Okay, that makes sense. That's the end of the story. All right.

Here we go. Hey, Denny. Love the show. You were complaining about your loss to Lucy recently, though. And I think here's the reason why you lost. It's not necessarily because Lucy has been. test or anything like that. It's not.

It's not. There was no consequences for her if you want. The only thing that, the only result was that if you won, nothing happened and if she won, the guests got a point. You got to change that for the future if you want

these guests to actually have if you want any stakes to be there. Kate, uh, Lucy Typebox, I challenge you to a nipple round. Oh, you're going to win

one, Vinny. Good luck. I need the points. I need the points. Last one. Blackbird here. Sorry, Vinny. I called you Vito. I don't know what I had on my mind. Maybe I was thinking about procrastinating and not doing something. But, you know, usually when you get a, when you have to do a consequence, you'll actually go and do it, unlike Vito and someone else I think I know of.

Uh, anyway. How dare you? I'm sorry about that. Uh, well, go fuck yourselves. We'll do. We'll do. There's been no laughs. What do you mean?

I just want to thank him for not calling me Vito and, uh, taking that time. I don't like that he grouped me in with Vino all this on. I'm not making a comic book over here. Yeah, where is your comic book? I'm not, I wasn't ever going to make a comic book. Where's your comic book, I have this, a better excuse than Vito for not having a comic book. I never raised money to create one. All right.

Do you have any voicemails? I don't. All right. So let's hit some super. Chats. Yes, it is Super Chat Monday. People are celebrating. We appreciate that. Oh, no. Sick Rift Jacob. Thanks for the down-in-in. I prefer W-A-T-S, but I'm not in the E-R right now, so this works. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. I'll be all right. I am sorry to hear that. You like W-A-T-S better than this? The B-S rules. I'm sorry to hear that. Good point. Fast fact guy 666. Thanks for the five bucks.

Happy Super Chat Monday, creeps. That's the real holiday today. P.S. I'm from Mass. I like the hat, Vinny. Thank you, buddy. Thank you, buddy. Duke of the delusional. Vinny's guy was just driving the lepracods out of Uganda. I guess both of our guys were doing that then. It sounds like. So this is the referring to the cop cab video. Later, after the guy's locked up, he says, excuse me, officer, is the sodomy real?

No, no, no, you're just imagining that. That's just the drugs. Yeah, fast fat guy 666. Thanks for another two bucks. Do you do this when you're in a cow bikini, Carl? You mean not trip and get tape? yes quite often actually except jettie puts out a cop uniform but they do it joseph colt's 499 i was born in 1978 weed trumes were popular in the 90s yeah guess what i got news for you joseph they're still

popular now i was going to say did we have a slump that i missed we does not go out of style my friend it's it's not a generational thing amen to that all right let's do a scum parade do you got some scum parade music yeah let's let's hit a different song i i know people were requesting recently. Because Vinny's a creep and Carl's a weirdo. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths

with no business to a civilized society and they're going to take you on a scum parade. What an asshole! Carl, this is a real problem, this first story. A man is facing an arson charge after he tried to burn down the Pink Pony Showgirls Club in Tampa.

Oh, no. How dare you, sir? Tampa Fire Rescue Cues also responded to the scene. Police said there was a fire, and it was started by a guy named Arvin Solomon Poor. He's 29 years old. A witness said he had fired multiple gunshots inside of the building, even though the building was empty at the time. Oh, okay. I was wondering, because he was a Wednesday night.

Have you seen the talent on the Wednesday night? I'd want to set fire to the place, too. It's a good point. I could see why he'd be pretty distraught about what was going on. You better act right on the weekends, sir. Yes. But responding officers apprehended Solomon Poe as he was dragging brush into the burning structure. Need more kindling in here.

Yeah, this isn't going up fast enough. Let's keep it moving. Fire crews brought the blaze out of control with about a half of an hour. One firefighter was injured and taken to the hospital for evaluation. How did a firefighter get injured? I got to imagine it's a simp who thought Raven was. still in there. I'll save you, Raven, when running into the strip club. Raven doesn't work Wednesdays. Yeah, right. Dude, Ravis doesn't work Wednesdays. You should know that.

I like to think he's just a klutz who tripped over a hose or something. How does he get hospitalized? An empty building is burning. I tore my ACL. This guy's trying to save, uh, I was going to make a really bad pussy pun. But I'm going to let it go. I'm going to let that one slide. I'm fascinated. What was it? I'm just going to return. That did not happen. Come on. We're just. We're just moving on. Now who's being the pussy. We're just, we're just going to push through and act like that never happened. So what happened? This strip comes on fire

mini. Sure was. And edit here. He faces charges of arson with injuries, shooting with a building within a building, weapon possession during a felony, battery on an officer, and criminal mischief. And he was taken to jail for this. So we'll see what happens with him. Carl went to... Did you

not include the most interesting part of the story? What did I miss? So he goes to jail. He asks for a bottle of water. They're like, sure, you know, they're very polite. Here's a bottle of water. He pisses in the bottle and chucks it at the cow. I forgot about that part, yes. Dude, I need to see that body cam footage.

You know that's going to come out. This guy peed in the bottle and chucked at the car. That's amazing. I would love to see the video of them dragging him out with all the brush. Yes, that's fun too. Maybe for next week, Carl. All right. Get that done.

Now let's talk about another Florida man, shall we? This, ladies and gentlemen, is Robert McGuire Jr. he's 34 years old. He has now been sentenced to 18 years in prisons for a 2021 sexual battery of a 13 year old. Oh boy. Now here's the thing. She was

very withdrawn. She wasn't talking much and I guess whoever was taking care of her. It doesn't say a parent asked what was going on and she confided that this guy sexually assaulted her and then made her take a pill. It turns out this motherfucker

not only raped a 13 year wrote, he went and got her a plan B. I got to be honest with you, this story focuses a lot on the fact that he had her take a plan B pill. I don't think that's an important element to this story. Oh, the rapist didn't wear a condom? Oh, wow. You don't say.

It's like, yeah, he didn't want his 13-year-old girlfriend getting pregnant. Yeah, but I don't want to know this dude's cream pie and a 13-year-old. I know, but what are you going to come out? Like, what do you pull out to come out? There's no tits. So he didn't have any. And that's part of the problem. That is part of the problem.

I agree with you, Vinny. Well, here's another. part of the problem. This motherfucker was already on probation when he did this. So police start investigating it. They know who it is. And he has an ankle bracelet on. And they tracked his ankle bracelet to the CVS down the street. And then they watch him on video buying the pills. So he pleaded guilty to two felony charges of sexual battery regarding a person 12 to 19 years of age. Dude, that's weird right there. That range? Yeah. That range is prepubescent to legal. Why is it 12 to 19? Because it was sexual battery. Like he held her down in race.

her. Okay. And because they were under the age of 20, I guess you get a little more. That's a weird rage. You got to agree with me on that, right? Sure. What do you think it should be 12 to 16? If you get raped after 16? Yeah, something like that. Right. Like illegal ages. Okay. Okay. Speaking of creepy petos, how about these two? Oh, these guys are fun. A Utah judge was charged Monday with sexually exploiting children and a Utah fire chief was charged Tuesday with similar crimes. New court documents say both men engaged in very disturbing conversations with each other about sexually abusing children, and the two were also involved in a sexual relationship. Oh, they're boyfriends. Yeah, they were fucking each other, but they were both

really interested in young girls, which this whole thing is fucking weird. These are the definition. Hey, Brian Jess, you want to know what a creep is? Here it is. The definition of a creep right here. Depraved. These two are depraved. Fire chief, Ned Brady-Hanson, 54, was charged with eight counts of aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor. That's a first-degree felony. His charges were filed a day after First District Justice Court Judge Kevin Robert Christensen, who 64, was charged with seven felony crimes involving children and obstructing justice. Your Honor, if it pleases the court, do you want to see how hot this 10-year-old is?

And that's about right. Ned Brady-Hanson, the fire chief, was distributing. an explicit video of a 10-year-old girl on at least six occasions and shared an explicit photo of two 12-year-old girls on at least two other occasions. Christensen is accused of sexually enticing minors via the chat app.

So he's a fucking judge and he's on the fucking chat. Jesus Christ. Hanson was booked into the box elder county jail. When Hanson was initially arrested investigators asked to judge Christensen to keep Hanson in custody without the possibility of posting bail because they don't put, didn't know that

they had like... Right. He was actually presiding over this case. That's fun. Nah, he's a good guy. Let's let him out. He'll be fine. Guess I'm going to be rolling around in the bed tonight. Oh.

Law enforcement requested the defendant Hanson be held without bail due to the risk he posed to children in the community and were unaware of the sexual relationship between Hanson and Christian, according to the affidavit. Christensen did not disclose that he had engaged in sexual charged chats regarding children

with defendant Hanson. Oh, he didn't? I wonder why. And law enforcement believes that the fact materially affected the decision-making of Christensen at the time. he released Hanson. He also said, let's not go through his electronic devices. I'm sure there's nothing there. There's no reason to look through messages and chat logs. They let him go. He just let him walk. Good. So the investigation in the hands is... Why become friends with the

judge if it doesn't work out in your favor? Of course. It makes sense. Of course, you know, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children received information that a certain internet based application had engaged in distribution of child sex abuse material linking them to Hansen. That's when the investigation started him. After detectives discovered explicit videos of pre-teen girls, Hanson admitted to having possessed the video identified and being the account subscriber.

While looking through the evidence, police later discovered that Hanson had an extensive number of chats with the judge. There were graphically sexual involving the discussion of sexually abusing children. And those chants... Rott-Roh. Hanson and Hansen expressed interest in sexually abusing children.

He knew and offered to share them and allow Christensen to sexually abuse children. abuse them. Shit, partner. Hanson also discussed having met with the internet user in real life to engage in sexual acts with this other user. These guys are fucking idiots. Christensen, the judge, was charged with two counts of enticing a minor using the internet.

One second degree felony, one third degree felony, plus two counts of dealing the materials harmful to a minor. The judge has been placed on unpaid leave. He's accused of using a chatting application to communicate. communicate with others about sexually abusing children and trying to entice children. Un-fucking real. Yeah, I guess you're not going to get the judge you wanted to in your case there, Mr. Fire Chief. The fucking judge was sending kids dick picks.

Yes, I know. That's always the creepy part, too. It's like, no kid wants to see your hog. Stop it with that. Is the kid supposed to be impressed because you lift up your judge address? I would be impressed. In an interview with the police, Hanson said, he had a pornography addiction. and that over the previous several years he had developed taste for younger females

and this old judge fucking weird I don't understand how these two old guys are fucking each other if they're like 10 year old girls It's a great question, man These are two horny, horny creeps All right, last story, Carl You ready for the last story today? I am, buddy This is a great one. I figured we'd end on a bright note today

Okay A Houston funeral home employee castrated a dead man and stuffed his genitals into his mouth and again, you can't have fun at work anymore. You always get in trouble. You try to make work a little bit more fun. You have a tough job, and you get in trouble for it. Amber Loudermilk, she's 34 years old.

She's accused of slicing off the genitals of Charles Ray Rodriguez on February 7th at the Memorial Mortuary Crematory in, I forget where this is. It's in Houston, Texas. Houston, Texas, that's right. Rodriguez was a registered sex offender, and according to Harris County precinct, he was charged with sexual assault in 2001 in sentence to 10 years of deferred education

which means he basically got away with it. Investigators said Loudermark overheard a conversation about Rodriguez being a sex offender while she was embalming the body. And she goes, oh, I know how to fix this. Okay. And then just stuffed his own dick into his mouth

and then probably wheeled him out for the family to see. Well, she also was like teaching a class about the process here while she was doing this. She does this in front of people. Yeah. To which I say, greatest teacher ever. She also stabbed his gentle area twice and then, like I said, stuffed it into his mouth. Yeah, that's fun.

She's facing one felony count of abusing a corpse. That's it. Ah, let her slide. She's just having fun at work. Honestly, if she's being a teacher and she's helping people know what not to do. Right, yeah. This is not, you don't want to cut this part off right here. And you certainly don't want to put that part in the guy.

mouth and then take a selfie with it this is definitely not the way to do this you know what i mean it seems pretty lazy when you think about all the things you could do dwyer christian makes a point she could have sewed his balls on his chin that would have been fun that would be pretty funny she could have done a lot of things but he looked like uh ray de veto if he did that old dick mouth de vito uh carl that's all i got today buddy uh viny fantastic job my friend what a fantastic super chat Monday we had. One more coming in from Joseph Collins, thanks to the dollar 99. Correct, Carl.

Wheat is still great. That's correct. It's only gotten better since the 90s. That's what they say. I had a good time with you today, pal. Same here. I want to remind everyone, go to the creepoff.com and vote for St. Patrick himself, the biggest creep of St. Patrick's Day. Or you could vote for my guy, Joseph,

who got away with mass murder and then went and lived a good life with all their money. Oh, I'm sorry. Did St. Patrick not is he not guilty of mass murder? Did you not hear the term genocide of my presentation? Well, I mean, did this guy go out with a pitchfork, spear and pygmies?

Yes. Well, my guy lit a match and just was like, floop, I'm going to Malawi. Fuck you guys. I don't want to deal with you guys questioning my authority. He wiped down an entire colony of lepracons. So sad. They're now extinct because of this same page. And by the way, calling them lepracons is pretty racist. I'm going to

go ahead and throw that in there. I'm just trying to have fun at work, Ready? Is that a crime now and have fun at work? If you come near my penis, I will fight you. I hate it when you try to have fun at work. It creeps me out. Creeps out of us. I know.

I understand. Can we talk about Dabble House before we get out of here today? We definitely should because I'm going to be on point dabble point in a couple hours over on the Shulay network. Won't that be fun? It will be fun. John did his final ever episode yesterday. Of what? Of the John Melendez show.

He rebranded. created the new show just to do two episodes and call it quits. So, yes, Dabblehouse is going to be happening. Go to dabblecon. Live to get your tickets for that. Instead of driving people all the way out to Crappy Rochester this year, we are doing the show and directing it straight into your living room. Damocon.

Live, you can stream. Who are these podcasts, the Uncle Rico show, and a viewer film festival. Yeah. I believe there's going to be much more with that. hasn't been announced. Oh, yeah. We have a whole weekend of things planned.

So we'll be streaming on our YouTube channels all weekend, but we'll also have the episodes of the show is featuring season two of the Kate Mini Tapes. I'm very excited about that. I don't know if I can handle it. I would be like, oh, no, John, it's going to be so good and bad at the same time. I am looking forward. Now, Vinny, if you did want to get involved in the film festival, the contest that we're doing, There is an email address.

Dabble Filmfest at gmail.com. No dickpicks. If you make a video. Do not said dick pics to that email, everybody. Jesus Christ, fucking guy. Four minutes or less for your Settling John video. There is a theme, if you'd like. We're talking about the return of the Duke to the Dabbleverse.

Or if you have a better idea of something else you want to do, feel free to do that. We will have a contest. We will have voting, and the winner will get $500. There'll be other prizes as well. So check out all that information over at dabblecon. Live, dabbocon. Live, folks. And also Hackamania, back to the hack is happening. May 9 through 11, tickets at hackamania.com.

Vote at the creepoff.com. If you want to join us on Friday for a bonus episode, you might want to check us out on Patreon. Last week, we inducted Diddy officially. Damn it, what didn't Diddy do? He did it all. sure did we uh we inducted ditty but not with the current charges we actually went through all of the shit he was getting away with for years yeah and it is quite the list in fact i believe a part two will

be coming soon you know i'm also had some ideas for a part three of the maddox induction okay i think i have an idea what i'd like to do with that okay we'll get to that well yeah so another hall of famer has been put into the creep up hall of fame sean diddy combs that's right so If you want to support the show, visit patreon.com. You get yourself some merch or become a member of the Creepoff YouTube channel. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. He's the Creepoff comeback king.

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