The Creep Off - Episode 256: O' Carly

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

Get ready to tip off March Madness the Creep-Off way! Vinnie and Karl dive into the darkest corners of college hoops history to crown the Creepiest College Basketball Player of All Time! Don�...��t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  We’ll also break down wild police footage in our Cop Cam segment, featuring a woman stopped for speeding who happens to own a business next to a wineryCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Woman jailed for recording hundreds of men using the toilet in Ald | News UK | Metro NewsTexas janitor who spread STDs by peeing in water bottles gets lenient sentenceMother posted provocative photos on social media advertising on her OnlyFans page days after her toddler son was found dead from a fentanyl overdose: Sister saysControversial ex-NFL star Le'Veon Bell speaks out after $25m verdict in incest and rape case as grim details emerge | Daily Mail OnlineThe score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dude, we are so close to Hackamania. We certainly are. It's less than two months away. What is it? Like six weeks? Roughly. Maybe seven-ish. This is exciting.
Starting point is 00:00:10 I can't wait to get back to Vegas, man. I know. It's going to be fun. I started working on what we're going to do for the live show. Okay. I have a really good idea you're going to love. Hackamania.com promo code creep for 10% off your tickets. We will be in Las Vegas, May 9th through the 11th.
Starting point is 00:00:24 You should be there as well. That's right. You will be able to witness the third ever creep off live as well. as, you know, Tuki soup and whatever... Weird medicine. Yeah. Whatever Patrick Mountain does. It's called nobody likes onions.
Starting point is 00:00:40 What's that guy's name again? Patrick Michaels. I forget. I forget sometimes. I can tell. All right, let's start a show. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. This is very disrespectful. Oh, love the creepos. Welcome to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I'm your host. My name is Vinny. Exelsior, true believers. And joining me today, he's the leader of the Cuzzaroos. It's our pal, hot cucka, c'carl. Cuzzaroo, Cuzzaroo. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Are you dressed as a soccer player today?
Starting point is 00:02:02 What's going on? I don't know. I got a soccer. I don't know. It's just Adidas T-shirt. Huh. Is it wrong? It's not like a wrestler.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Where is that or something? No, I just, it's a shirt. I got a dix. Weird. Would you get a dix? I think there's an answer to that somewhere. Yeah, I'm sure there is. Welcome to the creep off everybody.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Your favorite true crime podcast, as I said, I know why you're here because it's a great competition. the only true crime competition on the internet carl explain the rules yeah so each week when we do this show live at monday at one p m bini and i have to choose a creep from a certain category and then we each present the creeps that we've chosen and you find people get to vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep by going to the creepoff dot com and voting then we tally up the votes on the next episode with our results girl who will be joining us in just a moment and the person who won the previous week gets a point when you get to five points you've won the round and the other person
Starting point is 00:03:02 to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences now last week uh you dialed it pretty fucking hard dude i had a great showing last week we had uh creepiest st patrick's day creep and i brought the man himself st patrick that genocidal horrible awful person what what did he kill car all the lepracons he killed the lepracons in are you going. It's where we don't have leprechauns anymore. There were never such a thing as leprecha. There were, but St. Patrick killed that. And listen, maybe you get your
Starting point is 00:03:36 information from Fox News. I can't help you. Who was your source again? I bring the name of the truth. Who was it? What was your source again? Who was it? I don't remember. Something leather skirt. Leather rock. Yeah, you fucking idiot. Uh, here to let us know who would. Uh, let's welcome her. It's
Starting point is 00:03:52 Danny Danny Danny. Danny. Read and results. So dandy. This won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon Danny Danny My voice moved like Lemmy She's my creep girl I'm sorry guys
Starting point is 00:04:09 This thing won't be quiet during the show So I got a whole thing song She gets very excited about it Apparently She's like mom All right Danny where do we start here today Let's find out the results
Starting point is 00:04:22 From last week All right we got we had st patrick's day creeps 62% of the vote went to Vinnie paulino even though Carl brought it so hard thank you I agree with you Danny
Starting point is 00:04:38 hey Carl I'm going old school today yeah Superkit Carl oh man I'm so happy I was on losing streak and now I'm not Victory, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Oh, no, we're frozen. A few moments later. I'm sorry. Out of nowhere, this computer just blew screened. The second time this has happened in the last, like, two months. Yeah, it's not fun. It's not great. It's not great.
Starting point is 00:05:12 I'm going to figure it out. Danny, why do you knock your tooth out? Oh, it was so fucking stupid. What did you do? So, I've never had issues with my liverings. ever and um i was just biting on it because it's when you have stuff like on your mouth it just kind of a habit to you know fuck with them sometimes sure and um it there was like a filled tooth right here like i had to have it it had a filling like a few years ago and uh i just bit
Starting point is 00:05:44 onto it and it like fucking almost the whole thing broke off oh no that yeah it sounds quite painful it actually wasn't painful i was like what the fuck it's just i felt something in my mouth and like started freaking out because i was like oh no you know so how come you couldn't get it fixed um they weren't able to since it's not like an emergency they weren't able to get me in super quick and i have shitty insurance so you know i don't like the way they're treating you over there i know danny i'm fine with it please is our results girl they're not getting her in immediately? I think we need to make some phone calls
Starting point is 00:06:26 with this dentist. Yeah. Do you have his number? What's your dentist's name and number? Yeah. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Danny.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Do not tell us. No, it's okay. Thank you for saving the show. Yes, thank you, Danny. You're the greatest. We love you. Hey, it says you showed your cans to everybody while we weren't here.
Starting point is 00:06:42 What? I'm sorry. I had to. My butt hole, too. Our channel has to get nuked for something. That's probably a pretty good thing. Worst, there could be worse for you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:51 All right, Danny. It could have been that Eric Zane's taint again or something like that. Dude, you let that man on your channel, you maniac. All right, we'll see you later, Danny. Thanks, Danny. Jesus, I'm the worst. Joseph Collins. It is Super Chat Monday, everybody.
Starting point is 00:07:04 We are celebrating. Thanks for the 999. Don't listen to Death Metal today, but Dawkins standing in the shadows. Let's creep Carl and Vinny. Let's creep. Let's creep. Joseph Collins, 1999. This is for Danny. Oh, look at that. Danny's making some money.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Wow. She must have shown him. awesome so are we discussing steel toes return to radio thanks for the tower 99 town square is the girl looking to have another baby i would probably not she doesn't seem thrilled about this one i appreciate your uh youtube handle that's very funny good stuff all right man it's a competition we started off strong let's just uh we sure did we sure killing it today we are killing it i can't wait for all the things you won't have on the ready now that you had to just reboot your computer No, I have it all done. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I have it all saved in that one folder, so it's all good. Okay. You ready to get started with the competition, my friend? Dear God, please don't let me fuck up because I'm going to have here at all. I am ready. Today's competition, our category is creepiest college basketball player. It's March of Madness, so why not? You want to start off because you won the last round.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Oh, our score is wrong. It should be two to two. You know what? I think that I changed it right before it started. So we're going to fix it. these that is correct i should be up four to two many incorrect stupid nice try that's what all right my creep today his name is dominique t wilson carl okay and i want to show you nice picture of him uh this lovely orange ensemble that he's wearing that i'm about to show you uh i called it i fucking called
Starting point is 00:08:45 it and you're like nope i got this car i'm not going to have any problems at all everything's ready I think, oh, here we go. Yeah, it was, it was ready. It just was in the wrong window. That's all. This is the snazzy orange outfit that he's wearing. It's not because he played for Syracuse. No, it has something to do with where he is.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Oh, for the rest of his natural born life. Okay. He was a well-known West Philadelphia high school basketball player. He was a power forward and the kid was six foot seven coming out of high school. Nice. Okay. He did not get into a major college. really there's some red flags okay there might have been some red flags but he did end up going to lock haven
Starting point is 00:09:26 university caro home of the bald eagles okay not familiar that's central pa all right so uh he lived in philadelphia and he was in central pa he was able to go back and forth a lot no problem now i tried to look up his stats and stuff for the bald eagles but they have uh wiped all of his statistics from the school's website why would they do that i went on esbd.com and they did have him listed as a center So he's a big man. I want to make sure everybody understands this is a very large man we're talking about. Now, just like his stats on that website, all of his chances of basketball disappeared. Back in late 2008, early 2009, you see, his life took a very dark term when he committed a series of brutal and calculated home invasions, primarily targeting students and young adults.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Okay. This started in October 22nd, 2000. in Center City, Philadelphia. He put on a mask and armed himself with a knife and a handgun, followed a young couple into an apartment near 9th in Quentin Streets. Once inside, he got the guy at gunpoint, made her tie him up. He extra tied it. Then started threatening to stab the girlfriend, like holding the knife to her throat,
Starting point is 00:10:40 threatening to stab her in the stomach, fun stuff. And this dude's just tied up watching this shit. He goes, oh, you know what I'm going to do instead? I'm just going to fuck your girl in front of you. Oh, yeah, that's probably a better move. It's better than murder. Yep. I'll give him that.
Starting point is 00:10:51 And apparently, according to her, he went round the world. Okay. He went around the world in front of her tied up boyfriend, all at knife point. So sexy time. Not really. Oh. Then he starts trying to threatening, taunting her that he's going to slice her throat and stab him. It was a whole fucking, just horrific situation.
Starting point is 00:11:10 And he ended up raping and robbing and then fleeing. Less than two months later on December 19. That is the best order to do. those things, by the way. Agreed. December 19th, your birthday, Carl, 2008. Wilson struck again near the University of Pennsylvania campus, armed with a gun and a knife. He invaded apartment occupied by two female Penn students. Over several terrifying hours, Wilson had held the women captive, repeatedly assaulting one of them. So I'm assuming the other one was ugly. And he just basically liked to make some of the other victim watch as he like tormented and
Starting point is 00:11:48 raped the other one. It's nice to not get raped, but it also kind of sucks to find out how ugly you actually are. It's kind of a bummer of a day. Dude, I would become a stress eater for the rest of my life. I would just pass. Oh, I'm going to fight you.
Starting point is 00:12:04 He just is a complete monster, man. He tormented these girls. Then he again stole shit from them and left. Yep. Now we're going into February 1, 2009. He forcibly, he hasn't been caught doing these things. yet. Is he wearing a mask or something?
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah, mask, knife, gun. Gotcha. Nobody's fucking with him. Nobody's identifying. It's a black dude in Philadelphia. Six, seven, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's Joe L. Embeded, he did it. Early in the morning on February 1st, 2009, Wilson forcibly entered an off-campus apartment at Lock Haven University, where he's going to school. He's like, I'm tired. I'm not home on this weekend. I might as well try this around here
Starting point is 00:12:45 now. Yep. So he goes to a apartment occupied by three female students. Wilson restrained the three young women for approximately five to six hours. Again, two of the three were repeatedly sexually assaulted. Okay. So again, there's another one. The fat friend has to watch. And you would think he'd be into the fat front. That's just if stereotypes are true. Yeah, we don't know. Maybe he did. Maybe he was doing the fat ones. So Wilson robbed them taking cash, credit cards, debit cards, and cell phones. Later prosecutors found an ATM security camera in West Philadelphia that showed Wilson using the victim's bank cards to make multiple
Starting point is 00:13:22 withdrawals. Authority said Wilson's room contained a mask, duct tape and other items filled out. The victim said that he used in the assaults. When he first loved, Locked up for those attacks, Carl, when they first caught him. Now, he's just caught for the ones in Lock Haven. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:53 They say, hey, listen, we took your DNA and we're going to do a check. We're going to find out if you were doing anything else. He was like, fuck. Because he knows. Yeah. He knows. He knows he left some evidence at the scene of the crime. Oh, he left a lot of evidence.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Some previous currencies. Yeah, man, just oozing out of stuff. So much evidence. Oh, boy. Now, he's in his jail cell. so he found a way because it was like there was like a small part of it that was glass he found a way to kick it out okay he attached a sheet to the bed and he was trying to like hoist himself out but he's a six foot seven tall man trying to squeeze himself through a tiny little thing right they caught him stuck in the window
Starting point is 00:14:36 another felony charge for the shit head that's fun so as they uh after they get the DNA back he was waiting trial for the first assault, came back as a match to the first two assaults in Philly. So then he had two trials, one in Clinton County, where he was sentenced to 70 to 196 years. Wow. That a couple months later in Philadelphia, Judge, imposed an additional 84 to 230 years for those attacks. So together, these sentences, insured Wilson is going to be in jail for the rest of his fucking life. And after his conviction, you know what he said, Carl? What did he say? I'm in. this was all unfair that is unfair it's all unfair they're all picking on him everybody's picking
Starting point is 00:15:21 on him just picking up because he's a tall black guy i'm telling you it sucks man i don't know how they got their d my DNA in their butts i don't know it's fucking awful so that's my uh prediction that's my nomination for creepiest college basketball player now i do want to remember i remind everybody there were a few rules when carl and i were picking i saw earlier in the chat people were saying, oh, it should be Rodman, stuff of that. If they made it to the NBA, they don't count. Right. If they're known as an NBA players.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah, they don't count for the time. That would favor of the NBA category that we often like to do. All right. Well, very good presentation, Vinny. I brought two players who are teammates, Ali Muhammad and Lavelle White. Okay. Mohamed 19 years old, white, 22 years old back in 2014. And Lavelle White, he was a sophomore guard.
Starting point is 00:16:12 and the leading scorer for the Hancock College basketball team. So this was the star of the team here. Okay. The two guys, they had this idea. They're like, you know what? We should probably, because one of the guys had a handgun, they go, we should probably use that to, like, rob people and, like, break into residential homes and rob them and assault people and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Those don't seem like good ideas. And they're, like, texted about this for a couple weeks back and forth. They're like, oh, you know what we should hit is like marijuana dealers. because they're going to have a lot of cash on them. They don't usually have a lot of security. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. No, no, we could go. They have guns.
Starting point is 00:16:51 A lot of them have guns. Well, this one did not. Marijuana dealers, really. Yeah, this one did not. If you're going to rob anybody, rob marijuana dealers. They're real fucking dumb. That's what these guys thought too, maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:02 You know what? I'm with them now. I'm actually thinking this through. So they go on a crime spree on December 30th, 2014. And they're just robin marijuana. dealers and breaking into homes and stealing all sorts of shit all throughout the town and they come up to this one guy who's sitting in his car and he's got a passenger in the car and they go up to them to pretend to buy some weed from him.
Starting point is 00:17:28 We guys like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Well, Lavelle jumps in the back of the car. I'm sorry, White actually stands guard. Levelle White. He has a replica AK-47 BB gun. So he's standing there with a BB gun, like, oh, you guys better watch out. We mean business here. And Muhammad jumps in the back with the gun with the nine.
Starting point is 00:17:53 And he says, give me all your money. Okay. And the passenger turns around just starts punching him. Meanwhile, the driver, the marijuana dealer puts his foot on the gas to start going. And so Mohammed shot the guy, the passenger, and killed him. He bled out. Oh, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 With happening with all the commotion. that was going on. He killed him with his 9mm. The next night, it's New Year's Eve. Okay. These guys are celebrating. They're all excited about all the money. They didn't think about how they want to put this life of crime behind them for the new year.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Nope. They're actually talking about like, we should do this again. This was so great. They're shooting off the 9mm that they used in the robbery as part of their celebration. No, they did. Both, yes. Both defendants were convicted and sentenced to a life in prison without the possibility of parole in 2018 for their crimes.
Starting point is 00:18:53 For killing one marijuana dealer? Well, it's the marijuana dealer's buddy. It wasn't even the marijuana. Oh, see, that's, that's. Yep. Yeah, they'll never see freedom again. So that is my creep, Muhammad and White. Now, you could go to the creepoff.
Starting point is 00:19:11 dot com write this very second and vote the poll is up and i would remind you huh oh no that's two i told you this was going to happen you know it's i needed to reboot this yep i knew it viti was so confident i feel bad for you but have committed a crime okay i really messed up everything uh okay here's the reminder folks go to the creepoff everybody go to creepoff.com and vote for my new best buddy vennie paulino thank you got to love vini carlino vote for carl the creepoff dot com all right vanny are you ready for a cop cam i really fucking hope so action i hope so too mad this would suck if you weren't able to pull this off if i'm hit the drop for it yeah go ahead all right let's get into it i can't wait to see calls cop cam
Starting point is 00:20:04 Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause Cockham? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Today's Copcam comes in from Jose Cardinas. Thank you for sending this in. It was actually on Worldstar Hip Hop.com. Fuck, yes.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Oh, yeah. We got a World Star. I'm sick and tired of, tired of entitled white people. Oh, let's go crazy. Let's get after it. bad news. Oh, clip one. Okay. This is the most entitled. Do you know what I'm pulling you over right now? No clue? Huh? No clue. No clue? Well, because you were flying past me and there another officer and you came up on somebody's butt there and you almost ran in the back of them. Then you cut into through traffic and then when you pulled in here,
Starting point is 00:20:54 you hit the curb here in front of public because you're trying to avoid me. I don't know why. You go through the public parking lot to get them this way. So I'm trying to figure out what's going on. I'm not fighting you. I'm not fighting you. I said avoiding you. me. I'm not avoiding you. Yes, ma'am, you did. Right now, I have not avoided you. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, so we're off to a weird start. I haven't avoided you. We're off to a little bit of a weird start with this one, not sure what to make of it. I feel like there's a little slurryness happening. I think you might be right about that. I'm seeing some, you know, she could just be blonde, but she seems kind of like out of it and dumb. Well, she's going to let us know how important she is in my next clip, Minnie. Can I ask you why you're driving like you're driving down? I'm just trying to go home. Okay, but it's 40 miles an hour, and I was doing 40, and you blew past me.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I have 50 employees. 50 employees where? I have a, I own a business. Okay, where is that at? Next door to Cooper Stopparnery. Okay. The way you're driving, you're bothering me a little bit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:55 So that's why I'm stopping you. Okay. I own a business. Okay. I'm on my way home. Holy shit I own a business It's right next to the library
Starting point is 00:22:08 And you don't bring that up I mean You tell me Right She's getting herself very confused Now she thinks that she should be let go Because she owns a business And she's trying to get home
Starting point is 00:22:21 A lot of people think That should be let go Because they want to get home Sure I was just going home That's all I was doing I'm just going to know Why you bothered me
Starting point is 00:22:29 Why you hassling me I think she's confused about what she's trying to say on my next clip here. Okay. Hello. Hi. How are you? Are you getting all right? I'm great. I'm just trying to get home. I own a business and I'm just very overwhelmed right now.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Okay. It's super overwhelmed by like the stimulation. Like I'm not used to this. Have you been pulled over before? Have you ever been pulled over before? Never. I'm sorry. You're fine. You find. Sometimes it's a little very overwhelmed. Simenating for people. But it's not a big deal.
Starting point is 00:23:01 There's like no reason. to get yourself up over it. You know what I mean? So you work at blow dry bar or a cupuch shop? I own. You own blow.
Starting point is 00:23:09 The blow dry bar. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I own my business. I manipulate 30 employees. Nice. I manipulate 30 place.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Nice. Sounds like a great boss. Good stuff right there. I like to nag 15 of them. The other ones. There actually is a great payoff to this one.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I'm very excited about. kind of love this already, and I'm getting the vibe that if you were to light a match near this woman, there'd be a problem. I think you might be on to something there. Clip four, I just called Crazy Talk. Oh, man. I kind of love it. My issue is how I'm being treated. You know, it has nothing to do with, like, overall today or like, to be specifically. To be honest with you, my overall, my overall issue with today. I've been a South Tampa. I've owned property here for the past 12 years. But regardless how I've been treated today is one issue, but another issue is just my business. But that's, you know. So it's something that doesn't have to
Starting point is 00:24:13 do with, I mean, it's something that I think, like the police. The police should have, definitely. No offense, but I think we both have issues. I and tell, right? I have 30 employees that manipulate me every day. And you have hundreds and thousands of people that may be. Manipulate, yeah. What does she think the word manipulate means? What is going on right now? Minnie, you're ripping this bitch out of the car at this point and throwing her in the back of your cruiser, right? What else you need to hear?
Starting point is 00:24:43 I would say, man, try to step out of the car and talk about it. Yeah. Would you manipulate your way out of the car, please? You just start using the word manipulate over and over again. And I'm going to need you to touch your nose with both fingers and then manipulate yourself 10 paces. All right. Well, so this officer walks away. The officer comes back up.
Starting point is 00:25:03 She's on the phone with her attorney because, of course, she is. The attorneys can't help you when you're getting pulled over. It's after the fact. Can you tell them that I manipulate you? Yeah, so let's find out about how much money her company makes. This is a very important part of a DUI stop. I like to know. So where are you coming from?
Starting point is 00:25:24 I own a business. Okay. I live right here. What kind of business deal? I have a blow dry bar. I own two. It's a franchise. I am a franchise business owner. I do $700,000 a year, South Tampa. I bring a lot of money and revenue into Tampa. I do nothing around. How much did you drink, sorry? Nothing. I had one drink and one drink. Whoops. And nothing I had one drink. That's not a good thing to say. You know, her mouth says her mouth or actions, I'll say very guilty. But those tittyes all.
Starting point is 00:26:01 also say very guilty. Very guilty. Yes. I think those fun back to the station. She figured this out. Yeah, I think we need to talk more. Well, there are follow-up questions because it started with how much you had to drink. I haven't had nothing to drink. I had one drink. So he's like, all right, well, what
Starting point is 00:26:17 kind of drink did you have? And this is a very difficult question for her to answer my clip six. A long island. So you had what? I had a mimosa at 7 a.m. this morning. Okay. We'll see where I'm confused. There was no confusion. I'm sorry that you're confused. Can I can I speak? I ask, do you remember what
Starting point is 00:26:36 you're drinking? You say no, a mimosa? You got this right? Was it no or a mimosa? So, your last drink was at what time? 7 a.m. And it was what? A 7am mimosa. Two days ago. I'm sorry you didn't catch that. Two days ago. Two days ago. Seven a. So you haven't had anything to drink today? I had water. I diet coke. You question me and what I had to drink. Let's run it down. Because I smell it on you. I love that. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I smelled on you. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. That's so sweet. Do you say. So she had a mimosas at 7 a.m. This business owner. And then it turned into a mamosa.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Two days to go into here. Yes. It's like, why would I care about that? First off, not great. 7 a.m. Mosa. Not off to a good start for your day. Or a great start.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Well, I got to tell you, I know people who drink mimosas in the morning. It doesn't stop. It's not like, I'll just have a mimosa and then working a long shift. Well, you know why mimosas were invented. Oh, why were-
Starting point is 00:27:36 For alcoholics. Are you kidding me? Of course. The people who get the shakes that don't want to look like complete drunks, like just put a little orange juice in that. Let me walk around. Is that what it's for? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Oh, I thought it was so that the bitch next to me, brunch could be super obnoxious with her friends and scream. It's what it turned into, but it started off as like a disguise for drunks. I'm pretty sure. All right. Well, my clip number seven, we're going to find out she drank something else this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:28:01 that I don't think it's a good thing. Was it come? You know, at Coldbrook at noon, and then 2 p.m. I had a six, six of espresso shots. I had six of special espresso shots at noon. Okay. And is there a reason why you were driving like that? What?
Starting point is 00:28:23 With espresso shots? No. The reason that you were driving in the mayor of the war, where he said that you were following people really closely, you were speeding up. I'm sorry, I said what? Okay, so she cannot pronounce espresso shots. That was very difficult.
Starting point is 00:28:37 But six espresso shots, that sounds like way too much caffeine. That's probably a bad idea. Am I crazy on this? You know, I drink a lot of caffeine, Carl. I love coffee. I have a couple cups coffee a day. Okay. I don't touch espresso because my heart starts beating out of my fucking chest.
Starting point is 00:28:53 It's pretty strong. Yeah. It's pretty potent. So I think that's a pretty bad idea. She said she did it too, and then she changed it to noon. And she's just being so annoying talking about diet Coke and water. It's like, you know what we were asking you. Idiot.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I was breathing too. I had oxygen. So now she starts to take control over this. And she decides, oh, you say I'm speeding? Prove it. Bucco in my next clip. Oh, no. You're pulled me over for speeding.
Starting point is 00:29:21 I didn't pull you over. Can I see why you pulled me over? I'm telling you. I have that right. Do I not? No. I don't have the right. I don't have the right.
Starting point is 00:29:28 How can I show you that you're a speed? Are you serious? I had no merits. Can you show me? So I will stand over here. No, come over here. No, I will stand here and show me why I'm pulled over. I think you seem to think that you're in charge here and you're really not.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Show me. So I do have concerns about your survival. I don't want to be in the middle of the road. No, we have you, I don't, you sacrifice my safety. Okay. She's really grasping in straws here. I don't think it's going to work out for her. So here's what, when you said there's a payoff,
Starting point is 00:29:59 here's what I'm hoping it is. I'm hoping she tries to run and they taser and her boobs just come flying out. It is a world star. It is world star. Anything can happen with us. They just start slapping that cop who looks like China across the face.
Starting point is 00:30:16 So now there's the question about medical conditions. You know, they always ask you have any medical conditions because we are going to tase you in a little bit. So we just want to make sure it's not going to kill you. Big tidiitis. And she gets very obnoxious here. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Okay. You wear glasses or contacts? Do you wear glasses or context? How about you decide? Joan, you have the judge? I don't know if you were glasses or contacts. You should know, no. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Sorry, sir. No, I don't. Okay. Do you have any medical conditions, see a doctor for anything? Other than you? I'm not a doctor. I know. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Do you see a doctor or have any medical conditions? Many. Okay. What? What medical conditions do you have? Medical conditions? Medical conditions. Are you going to write them down or no?
Starting point is 00:31:01 No. So I'm not going to tell you that. Okay. Do you take a prescription medication? Absolutely. Which thing? They're going to write them down? No.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Then no. I'm not going to tell you. You want me to land down. Without your consent, I'm not going to consent to your... Okay. You're not writing them down. I have been diagnosed. I have been diagnosed.
Starting point is 00:31:20 It's a great answer. So she's treating them like that server who doesn't write down your order and you're like, just write it down. There's a bunch of us at the table. I don't want you to fuck this up. it's not a big deal just write it down I love how she's like I don't have your consent
Starting point is 00:31:37 no and then my consent and she just is in circles all over the place she has no idea what she's talking about this next one's great question about epilepsy comes up oh good elopsy okay when's that something at a seizure
Starting point is 00:31:50 I have 30 employees two of them are diagnosed with epilepsy I am not. I am not. I am not diagnosed with epilepsy. Okay. She said she was.
Starting point is 00:32:10 And they're like, okay, it was the last time I've been a seizure. Actually, I have two employees that get seizures. Like, if she's getting desperate with this employee stuff, pretty soon she's to be like, for every minute that you bother me, I'm going to fire one of them. Oh, that might be the case. She seems like a horrible boss. So now she decides, all right. If you think I did something wrong, then why don't you arrest me, officer? Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:32:32 That's a bad choice. You don't care about my employees. I'm sorry. Do you have any injuries or disabilities? What are you doing, man? Do you have any injuries or disabilities? I don't know why your fingers are different. No?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Okay. All right. Do you see the tip of my pen? Can you console what you're about to do? What's that? Can you console what you're about to do with me right now? You can't tell me what you're about to do. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Aren't you supposed to? No? I did. I have concerns about your sobriety, so I'm asking if I can check your eyes. And I'm denying it. Okay, so here's what I'll tell you? Is that, well, hang on, where? Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:08 So, go ahead. Nice choice. Can I walk away? Can I stay? Are you detaining me? Yes. Detain me then. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Well, you are being detained. I don't trust you or him. Are you allowed to, can I talk? No. You have not let me speak the entire time. You have been very rude, okay, interrupting me at every turn. In the middle of the road, I'm being hit by the car. Can I speak?
Starting point is 00:33:28 there's no way she's remembering this the next day right there's no way she's remembering any of this shit she has to be so blackout drug this is crazy um i don't think she will remember this the next day but i do appreciate how willing she is to be handcuffed oh yeah she was ready for it she's got her hands right there she's like let's go let's do this yeah yeah i bet she uh has some talents i'd be i guess some hidden talents just stop by the wine bar come by for blowout. All right. Well, now it's time to walk the line
Starting point is 00:34:01 and she's very excited about this because I guess she has some experience with dance. And so she's going to kill it. Tell me more, honey. Okay. Yeah, I just want to make sure my guys on. There's like five cameras on you right now.
Starting point is 00:34:14 I know. I love this shit for me. Hey, this will be so much money. Hey, baby, you got this? Sorry, I love this for me. Okay. I don't want to make this money for me, but hey, they don't do it for me.
Starting point is 00:34:27 So I want you to put your left foot on this line. She's my cherry pie. I'm going to do this. Sir. I want you to put your left foot on this line. Like that? Point it or what? What?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Or point it? I will do both. I'm demonstrating it for you. Oh, my God. This is my moneymaker. Thank you so much for making me money or here. Now, this video will get millions of views, but I don't think it's making her any money. Does she think they're going to throw ones at her?
Starting point is 00:34:56 That's a great question. I was very confused by this as she was as well. So this is very obnoxious. It just goes on for a while. She's just not listening. I don't know why they don't just go, okay, you're obviously drunk and throw in the back of the car.
Starting point is 00:35:09 They just go through all of this. Maybe the police are enjoying this. Maybe they're having a good time with it. I don't know. The female cop does not look like she's having fun. No, she definitely does not. Why do they always pull over the big titty ones and make him dance? Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:35:23 You're like, oh, we're going to fuck with this one. I wonder why. Okay. Hey, guys. Okay, Bill. I see what you're doing. 13.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Now she tries because she has these connections as a business owner, as you know. Now it's time for some name dropping. Oh. She's in Tampa, right? Yep. I know, Mike. All Scott. I think it's not a population concept.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Population concepts? Good at, babe? Are you good? You guys are so. I love it. Andrew Wright's my best friend. Andrew Wright? Oh, you guys are real, a Republican in a past day.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Can I help you? What are you doing? What are you doing that? What is your problem? What is your deal? Things stopped getting fun for her. Alcoholism. She, well, we just saw there, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:36:26 was a woman who realized what was happening through all of it. She thought everything was all just, I'm going to dance my way out of this. I'm going to walk the line. And then when they slapped the cups on her, she just deer in the headlights. Things got too real and she got dropped. No more fucking around like she was before.
Starting point is 00:36:44 So now they throw her in the back of the cruiser. And holy shit, is she annoying that a, she's, remember how she was all in control and telling the cops was what? Well, this changes now that she's in the back of the car. Hold on a second. before to see what happens I'm going to give it right here Hermit money.
Starting point is 00:37:00 She can't breathe. Right, Carl? Play the tape. I can't breathe. I can't breathe! Without fail! I can't breathe. I can't breathe!
Starting point is 00:37:15 I can't breathe! I can breathe! I can breathe! I can't breathe! I can breathe! I can breathe! I can breathe. I can breathe.
Starting point is 00:37:30 I can breathe. I can breathe. I'm starting to think that she can't breathe. I can't breathe. It was like she's breathing a lot, actually. I can't breathe. Okay. This goes out for quite a while.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I wanted to leave a little bit in there. What I enjoyed about that was the panicky trying to kick. Mm-hmm. But it's just not knowing what to kick. Yeah. It's not going to do anything. She's got her foot up. And she's just like,
Starting point is 00:37:54 I got to get something. Just very uncomfortable all of a sudden. Oh, man. Her motor skills are not working too well. My clip number 15 here, this is something you don't want to do when you're being driven by the police back to the station.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Oh, boy. Oh, she's spitting. Yep. Well, I have a piece of shit. Never got laid. Piece of shit. Yeah. I guess you have a small.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Never got laid. so sweet how does it feel to never be important in your life jesus so rude she's so fucking rude she's so fucking rude she's spit down the guy he's a small dick she's talking to you like stuttering job talks about you yeah it's it's uncalled for well it's uh this last clip now this has the payoff that i'm excited about if you want start playing it and then we'll pause it okay because i want to point something out something they did on the World Star. I pause it.
Starting point is 00:38:57 This is great because I always talk about this. These people are such pieces of shit. And I know that their friends and families and colleagues find these videos and share them amongst themselves in private text threads and things and they love it. And this woman was being such a horrible person. It's great to see that we have this post on here from a former employee who found this video. and she wrote on there as a former employee this is uh 100% her personality showed her true colors i laughed this whole video feel sorry for the officers she's a terrible person
Starting point is 00:39:34 she doesn't seem great so these uh these employees that she keeps talking about and bragging about are all watching this over and over again you notice what's so funny here like you could tell she's a malignant boss like she's terrible because when she you know going back to her using the term manipulation and she's like i have these employees who manipulate me all day. That's all she does is walk around her daily life talking about her employees like their shit. Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:59 And, you know, fuck her. I'm so happy for this lady who gets to laugh at her boss. Yeah, that's great. Your license gets suspended for a year. It's used against you in court, okay? What? If you don't get a breath sample. I don't give me a breath sample.
Starting point is 00:40:13 I don't care. I just need to breathe. She was charged with battery upon a peace officer. DUI and resisting arrest without violence. Oh, yeah, the spinning was, uh, that was the battery upon a police officer. That was a dumb move. Oh, Carly. Adding charges on the way, never a good idea.
Starting point is 00:40:33 That's our cop can. Thank you, Jose, for finding that for us, buddy. Nice work, my friend. Thank you. That was very entertaining. It is Super Champ Monday. We are celebrating here on the creep off. You know, we had a rough start today, so we appreciate you guys picking us up.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Sticking with this dang lizard coming in with two euros. Is that why Vinie is fat? his uncle didn't grape him no my uncle didn't grate me but i'm not as fat as i used to be thanks for notice and dang it's genetics guys uh joseph college nine ninety nine thank you brother very generous today joseph you always are thank you appreciate it i've never been in this i've never been in the situation i complied with the police it sucks but it's life lessons yes i was arrested carl and vignor the first i'm telling oh i'm sorry to hear that joseph but uh you did the right thing yeah i mean Be a gentleman.
Starting point is 00:41:22 My plan is, they'll probably give you less of grief. When they come to get me, I'm just going to keep my mouth shut the whole time. Put your hands out. Don't say anything. Let the lawyer sort it out. That's all you got to do. It sucks. You're going to be detained.
Starting point is 00:41:35 You're going to deal with all that shit. Let them take you. Do whatever. Don't say a word. Comply with everything they ask you to do. And you will not be. You know what? Now that I think about it, if you do that, you're not going to get on the creep off with a cap video.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Do something cool instead. you know what I want you to do if you get pulled over and you're on one of these cop cams I want you to start yelling watch the creep off watch the creep off as you're resisting arrest yell watch the creep off with carl and bitty it would be the open of every episode it'd be amazing and we'd play it all the time we'll start collecting them everyone start doing that Carl you need to read this one uh salamalakam happy Ramadan creeps from saudi homer what's up saudi homer thank you saudi homer appreciate that man we got another one down there we do don't we yeah mandolin nappy missed the first 30 minutes so nothing to add but thrilled
Starting point is 00:42:27 to catch you boys live vote for the underdog thank you amandalin nappy vote for carl at the creep of dot com so you admit you're the underdog i do really yeah you've won way more times than i have on this show you just kicked this shit out of me oh stop you know all right what do you think our all time record is oh i know i got your ass okay i know i got your number pal what is it though do you know what it is Because Alex keeps track of it for us. A million to four. It's not that bad, but it's not great. It's not great.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I'm not great at this game that you invented. You're better at it than I am. Go figure. Dude, I'm ready to do some voicemails. How about you? Yeah, let's go. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congratulations on the release of Snow White and the seven people who saw it.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Fun movie fact, the Poison Apple was actually donated from our school lunch program. She was sick for days. See you in Syracuse. There were two jokes in there. Well done. McBride, you're crushing it today. Good stuff. Carl, do you have anybody any chance?
Starting point is 00:43:36 I don't. Okay. Well, then I'm just going to open them up right now. Ah, you're not prepared. It's the third one. Yes. I knew it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Uh, here we go. Our good friend, our new. friend Evan from Michigan calling in. All right. Hello, Creepos. Evan from Michigan here. Love you. Love the show.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Carl, there is no St. Patrick's Day without St. Patrick. And women use the day as an excuse to get drunk and be slutty. I don't care how many pagan pygnees got genocided. Nice try, dummy. Call me back. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Evan, my good points. Evan, way to go, buddy. It's a good point, Evan. Carl, a world famous celebrity called in. Okay. Yo, this is your boy iced tea. Carl, I can't have you back on this one. You see, St. Patrick was a real fucking jeep.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Try to get rid of all the leprechaun. I don't know if you know this, but I got first-hand experience those motherfuckers from the film, Leprecon in the hood. And I had to keep my... They used a real leprechaun. I had to keep my hand on my gait the entire time
Starting point is 00:44:45 in case that motherfucker pop around the corner, start doing some weird leprechaun magic shit off. Right. He also tried to get rid of all the snakes. Let me tell you something. My boy, Sandy Jay, had to deal with the whole plane of those motherfuckers. Almost didn't make it out alive. But I still love what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Let me tell you this. I'm going to give you both. Motherfuckers, a 24-hour Endward Pass. Don't be a bitch. Use it. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Well, thank you very much, Mr. Ice-T. Edward Pass. I'll be using mine on point dabble point today at 4 o'clock do you and man uh another comment on your presentation
Starting point is 00:45:23 from last week carl that you're so proud of carl i haven't even heard veney's presentation for his st patrick's stay creep but i've already gone to the creep off and voted it for viny your presentation sucked car fuck you do better also i've got another question is all of garden waitress single asking for a friend the friend is me Okay, yeah, until we figured. And Carl. How does Olive Garden Waiter feel about anal, too? Another question, though.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I don't know. You're getting really creepy today. A lot of people have been asking that question, Vinny. About Olive Garden Waitress? Yes, a lot of people have been asking that. I don't know if you read the suburb. Hello, this is Olive Garden Waitress, and I bring sad news. I might have to go on hiated.
Starting point is 00:46:10 It's where I hurt my son and my other jobs, and I had to take a couple weeks off. but I have one last funny story. Also, fuck you, Carl. I only have 45 seconds, so I need to talk to that. But anyway, my story is not a customer, but it is inside all gardens. It's one of the cooks. He makes me beg for my food. Hot.
Starting point is 00:46:37 We get like one free meal. And every time I put my order in, he makes me beg for it before I get it. And, yeah, that's my grief of the week. Anyway, fuck you guys, bye. Okay. Good story. He makes your beg for it, Carl. Good stuff, Olive Garden waitress.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Oh, man. Oh, man. Good stuff. Okay. Let's see we got here. Your name is. Oh, here she is again. She left us another one.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Hello, this is an Olive Garden waitress, and I'm calling super early, but I have a co-work for my other dogs that wanted to help me fill in while I'm... Okay, we're done. I don't care. I don't know what that was. Why she's talking about her other job? That one just came in. I just finished the bonus episode
Starting point is 00:47:25 with that creep who took the baby out, carving up the mother like a jack-o-lantern. Yeah. Now, I specifically remember many times my mother telling me I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.
Starting point is 00:47:38 How fucking intimidating would it be if your Venezuelan mother that be a time brought you into this world with a knife and I could take you out with one. That'd be the world's best behaved fucking kid right there. It's true. Thank you, fuck you, bye.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I believe they were Brazilian, but either way. I think that was Columbia. I feel like that, well, maybe it was Brazil. It was Brazil. Okay. Yeah. That was a crazy story. We had some real creeps on the most recent bonus show.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Vinny's decided one of them might be the creep of the year. Yeah, and you were trying to defend them. I was trying to, but I was wrong. Guys, if you've not heard that episode, go back and listen to it, and tell i dare you to tell me i'm wrong that this person isn't the creep in the air it's one of the craziest things you've ever heard it is so fucking awful i was sitting there thinking about it i had my dog on my lap the other day and i was just thinking about it like oh god no oh so many voicemails this week hold on this is a good one from our pal podcast prophet okay
Starting point is 00:48:38 hey there fuckers uh podcast prophet here holy spirit is speaking through me uh so creeping the I'm going to nominate my fucking sister because my nephew who will be two in June just had four fucking teeth removed and caps and shit like that put on his teeth because yes he was born with a weaker
Starting point is 00:48:57 enamel than most because his dad's genetics suck but my sister just kept feeding him fucking sweets and sugars and fucking chocolate bars and shit like that and he's fucking won like so the kid got you know traumatizing fucking surgery
Starting point is 00:49:13 being done to him before he's even two because my sister's such a fucking dumb cunt. What's the got to do with me? What just happened, Vinny? What does that to do with the creep off? Well, I don't know. He just wanted to say that his sister neglected him. And by the way, how are you going to put caps on baby teeth?
Starting point is 00:49:30 I think what we just learned here is the creep is not his sister. It's the dentist who's selling caps to two-year-olds. Jesus. Let's get a grill for this one. Okay. Let's see if we got any. more here. Okay, Captain Blackbread.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Okay, Blackbread here again. I don't know what it is. Every time I call it here, my calls end up really awkward and I got nothing funny to say. And do I have something funny to say now? Nope, no, it's just another awkward though. Okay, goodbye. All right, good stuff, everybody. Thanks for that.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Retard alert. Retard alert, class. What are these bits? What are these bits that people are trying out? Do you know what to make of them? All right. So you're ready to abandon the voicemail? Who are these people?
Starting point is 00:50:29 Who are these voicemailers? Listen, we know our audience is special. They are special. It's a very special audience that we have on the creep off. You're all the greatest. You have to be some kind of degenerate to enjoy this show. Carl, you ready for a scum parade? I am, buddy.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I found a fun one that we haven't played in a while. We'll give it a little taste. It's a little long, so we'll cut it off. But it's a fun start. You made it this far through all of the voicemails. The creep up has come and gone away. Now it's time to. sit down and get coffee because caro and then he's gonna give us
Starting point is 00:51:23 come the rain i just said yeah i had to get my shit together you know what's going yes um there's something weird about that song it sounds like there's two songs playing at once it was irritating me you're irritating do you know what i'm saying there's like two different beats going on and they were clashing with each other. Okay. Whatever you said, Carl? I don't have a struggling today. Guys, vote for Carl,
Starting point is 00:51:50 let the creepop just for the overall episode. What's happening here? This episode is phenomenal. Thank you. Everybody, don't listen to this idiot. Let's talk about our first creep. Speaking of idiots. This lady.
Starting point is 00:52:04 This lovely lady right here. Yep. This is, Leo's really pulling this one off. This is all Cleo Sunter. 37-year-old Cleo Sunder me. I swear to God, I'll fight all you all here. I'll beat your eyes.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Lisa? I think so. She was caught with this lovely woman was caught with 790 pictures and 15 videos of met inside toilet cubicles inside of an Aldi's and standing at urinals. She took them inside of the Aldi supermarket, a shopping center in Middlesboro and Darlington, England. This is one of the problems with, uh, trans women it's like when I saw the headline and started reading
Starting point is 00:52:46 this I'm like a woman was taking photos of guys peeing at urinal that doesn't make any sense and it's like oh okay okay now I see why this creep is the creep that they are okay yeah Cleo here was originally was previously known as John Leslie Graham admitted to two counts of voyeurism at the T-side
Starting point is 00:53:04 Crown Court I like that you're allowed to dead name someone an article if they're a creep that's good I'm fine with it yep Sunter was caught with the material when her sex offender manager turned up at her home to check if she was complying with the court orders. Photos and videos of victims using public conveniences were found on her phone. The prosecutors told police some of the males were stood at the urinal, some were recorded under the cubicles, and on a police visit in November 2023, Center wasn't at home, but was found nearby. They said they found that she deleted 695 chat, 712 photos,
Starting point is 00:53:40 four videos from the gay dating app Grindr as well. I know why they're trying to slut shame old Cleo. Yeah. Well, they also so when Cleo, very smart person was using its phone, always using incognito mode
Starting point is 00:53:59 for the browser. And so the police are like, is there any evidence on the phone? Like, no, is using incognito mode. So we have no idea what he was up to. Can you see, can you imagine this person using their phone? Incognito. boom. Smashing the fucking buttons. But they mentioned that in the article as if that's going to help anything.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Oh, is it incognito mode? Well, then we have nothing out of my. Let's send him free. It's fine. Fucking old John over here lives his life in, uh,
Starting point is 00:54:23 incognito mode. Yes. All right. Let's move on, shall we? Please. It's a, uh,
Starting point is 00:54:30 this one's been making the making waves all over the place. Texas janitor who spread sexually transmitted diseases to more than a dozen office workers by peeing in their water bottles. and a cooler was let off with a very light prison sentence, six years. Dude, before they caught this guy, could you imagine the husbands? Oh, you got herpes and you're not sleeping with any of your coworkers. You just have herpes now? Why were you riding a tractor?
Starting point is 00:54:55 Yeah. Oh, what did some guy put his dick in your water bottle? Is that? Okay, you thought me to believe that. That's why you have herpes. Sure. This is Lucio Caterino Diaz, 52 years old. He was given a slap on the wrist.
Starting point is 00:55:07 They're saying six years in prison is a slap on the wrist. but I guess for this. Well, they're calling it assault with a deadly weapon, right? His dick is being called a deadly weapon. Dude, you know what an awesome pickup line that would be? My dick is a deadly weapon. You did time? I did six years, yeah, because I use my dick.
Starting point is 00:55:24 It's a deadly weapon. A judge says that I got it in writing. Oh, it says here you have hepatitis C and hepatitis A as well. Give me that. Give me that back. Great. So he was caught on camera doing the stomach turning deed. pleaded guilty to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and is eligible to seek parole after
Starting point is 00:55:43 serving three years. The cleaner has already served two years behind bar and will not have to register as a sex offender. Which shocks me. Yeah, that's weird. It's not like he came in their cups. No, he was just pissing in him. He was just peeing. But he also, they talk about in the video, he's able to put his dick in a bottle of water. That's not good. I don't know how you're able to squeeze that in there. It's not a good sign. But he was like, washing the water with his dick. and then putting the water back so it was just like getting all over his shaft it's so gross
Starting point is 00:56:14 this fucking guy could you imagine you've been drinking like kind of weird water at work for the last couple weeks and I was just like hey by the way we found out what's this is named Diaz he found out Diaz is shoving his balls and shit
Starting point is 00:56:28 in our drinking water fuck is that why I have a mouth sore god damn it oh my God everybody's just buy like fucking shit for their lips. Say I'll get cold sore.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Oh, that's not great. So hold on a second. This is how we got caught. A woman noticed that her water tasted sour with an odd smell with a yellowish color. I want to puke. Oh, I want to puke.
Starting point is 00:56:55 I got me just now. And like I thought I could do this. But Jesus. I felt disgusted the victim master made anonymous. I raised it to my face smelled it and it smelled like urine. That'll do it. She then set up a hidden camera at her desk that captured D.S. taking his private center water bottle
Starting point is 00:57:11 at the after she had gone home for the day he just picked it up and removed the cap and proceeded to put his penis halfway into the bottle that's what I'm talking about how do you do that daddy tilted up so that his penis was surrounded by the water yeah not much girth out in this one but plenty of herp it's like a hamster if it could fit if it could fit its head
Starting point is 00:57:32 through there the rest of its body can fit also these balls are in there too like what the fuck you do that other women who drank from the communal water cooler or personal bottles contaminated by Diaz soon tested positive for incurable STDs. Oh, boy. You get hepatitis and you get hepatitis. Some of the victims who worked at Westmont Medical Building have since filed a lawsuit against Diaz and the custodial company that employed him.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Yeah. And they're only looking for a million bucks and there's 13 of them. Yeah, that seems low. Oh, yeah, agreed. Well, that guy's a creep. He certainly is. Let's, uh, if you think that guy's a creep, vote for Carl at the creepoff.com.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Don't do it. Don't do it. Let's talk about this young lady here. This is a 21-year-old Summer Cheyenne Buxton. She just got eight years in prison after agreeing to plead guilty to manslaughtering in the death of her one-year-old son, Kenyon J. Buxton.
Starting point is 00:58:27 The defendant's sister and aunt of the victim who gives a shit, sorry. I put my notes in the wrong order. So basically, this little baby was hanging out in a trap hotel with the baby he's daddy and mommy and died of fentanyl poisoning yeah he OD'd on fentanyl which you can't give a one year old a lot of fentanyl you got to be real careful with a little bit a little bit they
Starting point is 00:58:52 just need a little dab will do them so her kid dies they'll go to jail she's out on jail and all she's doing is online on facebook advertising her only fans account and talking about drugs and sex. Yes, with everybody. She's right back, right back to work. Look at everyone grieves differently, Vinnie. I don't know how I would grieve my one year old dying after I gave him fentanyl. How would you? Yeah. You wouldn't just start doing the creep off again? Just get back to your routine. Yeah. I think that's the healthy thing to do. She's like, look, I diddle myself on Onlyfans for a living. I'm not going to stop now. I got to wonder if you were to die, who would I replace you with? Oh my gosh. Someone way better. No, no. I don't think so. I think I'd
Starting point is 00:59:35 have to go with you, Carl. I would follow you to hell. So it's a murder, suicide. Is that what you're telling me? You can put money on that. That would be a fun way for the show to add. It would get some press. We'd finally be popular.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Good enough for me. How do you want to do this? Let's go. Hammer? So the sister, as I was just saying, when I messed up the order, says that my sister, you could see it in her eyes. She has no remorse.
Starting point is 01:00:03 She can see that she has a disconnect from reality. she's missing something she's a cam girl you have to disassociate a little bit you have to disconnect summer is proud of the life she lived she brags about the fact that her sugar daddy is the one who's paying for her attorney nice she said justice was not served to crying the short prison stent handed down saying her sister will likely be out of prison in seven years at most when she'll be 28 how do you give someone eight years for the death of her child but you could receive 10 years for animal abuse it's a good point I guess I mean the kid likes fentanyl what are you going to do in the others there's things no he doesn't like fentanyl he did he did he tried to show off how much he could snort it's like ha
Starting point is 01:00:44 it's fucking show offs this this dirty bitch really just makes me mad everybody you know what I hate about this article what's that the uh they describe the obituary uh in it and they have to like pretend this kid had a personality like oh he loved to go to the swings at the park and when it wasn't a nice day for that he'd love to do blah blah blah it's like it's just a dumb baby you know it's personality whenever a little baby nice it's really fucked up and people always say he was so smiling it was such a happy baby right well you know i'll bet you anything that baby cried half the time of course but it's not farting it's crying and shitting itself it's stealing my drugs and stealing drugs all right car let's uh move on to our last story of the day my boy this is a
Starting point is 01:01:30 fucking crazy-ass thing. This is. This is a former NFL running back, Levion Bell, at next to him is another creep, Antonio Brown, at a Trump rally this past summer. Nice.
Starting point is 01:01:45 He adamantly denies allegations that he raped his cousin for around a decade, starting when she was just a child. This is despite a jury ordering that the woman received damages totaling $25 million from Bell and another $11.5 million from his brother Levanti.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Yeah, so that's a weird thing too. What does Levanti do that he has $11 million laying around? What does, you know what I mean? Is he a football player too? What does he do? I don't know what Levant. He says he's a running back too. Oh, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I didn't realize. So he's got 11 million bucks. This, by the way, this is a horrific story. Actually, no, he doesn't. I'm sorry. I read that wrong. Okay. This is a horrific story.
Starting point is 01:02:25 And it's really awful and all that kind of stuff. but this girl is never going to see any of that money you don't say there's no fucking way that the bell brothers are ponying up a dime for this they're denying it uh so i don't know they're going to be able to enforce that Carl we got to get into the details here for a second please I get where you're coming from but you got to you got to think this out the worst these guys fucked up big time thing levi on bell ever did was sit out an entire season to try to get a bigger contract from the Steelers lost an entire year and And running backs don't have a long.
Starting point is 01:02:59 And ended up with the Jets. Yes. Hilarious. And that's where his career went to die with the New York Jets. Everybody's career goes to die. Once you hit the Jets or the Browns, you're fucked. So that was the dumbest thing he ever did. So,
Starting point is 01:03:12 well, maybe raping his cousin. Oh. It's pretty bad. Okay. With his brother. Yeah, they tag teamed her.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Both Levante and the former running back are accused of starting non-concessual, consensual incestual relations with her when she was just six to seven years old. Jesus. The civil complaint says they allegedly continued through at least. 2017. That is four years after Levion was drafted into the NFL. So he's eight years old. He's eight years older. Correct. Eight years older. So he's like 14 and she's six. Yeah. And he's plowing her and his brother's getting involved too. The little cousin. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. It is crazy. So according to the lawsuit. And they stayed together for a really long time too as she was
Starting point is 01:03:51 an adult. That's a long relationship they had. Well, when they put in the lawsuit, right, he never responded to it right he didn't respond to court he didn't respond to any of it so therefore a judge issued this default judgment in the woman's favor after the defendants failed to move pleader otherwise appear inaction that way this woman got everything she asked for because these two fucking idiots potential rapists didn't show up in court i'm telling you she's not going to see a dime maybe not but i'm just saying if they're not showing the court do you think that they're showing out money that the court's out to show out no of course i've learned that nobody pays anything in these lawsuits you can lose whatever you want you have to pay shit unless you're alex jones
Starting point is 01:04:37 so often they she claimed in the lawsuit he often used slang terms to instruct the minor child as to which incestual acts he wished her to perform for instance he termed oral sex is fire that's gross the complaint continues none of these encounters were consensual and they happened with such frequency as to habitualize plaintiff to the abuse. I like to say it wasn't consensual. Yeah, yeah. Six-year-old girls don't enjoy sex. Of course it wasn't consensual.
Starting point is 01:05:06 This woman has said who had suffered extreme and ongoing mental anguish and distress as a result of this that was forced upon her by the defendant's. I would imagine. 36 million, 36.5 million dollars has been awarded to her by a judge. And I bet Bell has no money because it wasn't he doing only fans or something recently? for money. Dude, he was turned into a boxer and I can only imagine how good of that he is. He's not a boxer. No one knows it for
Starting point is 01:05:33 boxing. And no one's going to pay him the money he was looking for. Yeah, he's he really fucked up his career. He thought he was something else and he really screwed up. But he's a good running back, but there's a lot of good running backs. His lawyer says they're in the process of filing a motion to open and reverse
Starting point is 01:05:49 the default judgment. So I don't know, but here's my question. This is what I want to know. This is not criminal court. This is civil court right there is a judgment against him right are we allowed to call him a rapist i mean can do whatever we want right well are the creep off i hope so i hope so too because we sure get away with a lot of shit yeah this is uh this is fucked up i'm curious but all right those are our scum parade stories for this week sorry for the uh rough start to the show
Starting point is 01:06:21 everybody my bad that's why pencils heavy racers all right yeah your computer just likes to reboot it's not of nowhere we're gonna fix that mondays at 1 15 for some reason well the first time it happened i was just like okay it's a fluke now the second time it's a fluke now the second time it happened i'm gonna figure it the fuck yeah we got to figure this out i'll figure it out we did get one more super chat that came in and i want to thank wheege for the five bucks he says play the rest of the waitresses voicemail during the outro the audience is heavily invested in the employment saga who are you to deny us closure all right that's a good idea i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i just didn't have time for that yeah yeah that's a good way to close things out today yeah we'll do that let
Starting point is 01:07:01 me get the voicemails ready to go carl yes did you have a fun time i had a wonderful time with you as always where can everybody vote uh the creepopop dot com and also tune in to point devil point on who are these podcasts youtube channel today at four o'clock well i was going to say hey maybe check out our patreon where you get our bonus episodes of this show but you know if you want to plug your other shows yeah that'll be great i figured why that'll be good it's coming up for two hours we got a bonus episode coming up on Friday and by the way you know what i want you know who i want to invite on who's that can we ask johnny if he could come on we can do that yeah because you know i just did a show saturday night for a italio which is the italian police officers association okay
Starting point is 01:07:41 of rochester and i got stopped by two different people after that going you ever had that johnny on your podcast again oh no shit people who i guarantee you never watch this show sweet but uh he got some cops liking what we're doing so then we probably shouldn't put it behind the paywall. We should have Jotty on a week from today. I know, but I like to watch cockcams on the bonus episodes. It's so much fun. I agree.
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Starting point is 01:08:21 Play the goddamn voicemail. I'm leaving. Me too. Goodbye. I'll play it on the way out. That's what I'm saying. Let's make this the way out. Hello.
Starting point is 01:08:46 This is the Olive Garden, and I have a co-workers from my other dogs that wanted some. Help me fill in while I'm on my little Olive Garden hiatus. So here you go. Hello, this is Saul, Saul Rosenberg. I have hemorrhoids in my ass. And I saw a man at the Olive Garden, and he also had hemorrhoids.
Starting point is 01:09:15 And we shared each other's cream in the bathroom. Well, anyways, that's all I have. Thank you, baby. What the hell is he supposed to be? Boo!

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