The Creep Off - Episode 257: The Lust Boat

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Grab your shopping carts, creeps—this week on The Creep-Off, Vinnie and Karl stroll down the aisles to nominate the Biggest Creep in the Supermarket! We’ll also break down wild police footage in our Cop Cam segment, featuring a youtuber/ mental help advocate who refuses to leave a hospital. Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: 3 teens threatened to stab mom when she cut Wi-Fi: PoliceBabysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed - CBS NewsIllegal migrants with HIV molest young boy in sauna on Royal Caribbean cruise | Daily Mail OnlineTeacher Accused of Making Pornographic AI Videos of StudentsWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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I'm ready, man. Well, I have all that done, too. Now, if you haven't done it, you better get on it. And you better, most importantly, if you haven't started, step one, get your tickets. Use promo code creep, save 10%. Hackamania.com. And Carl, let's plug this other grift-a-thon we have coming up. Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

So we're doing this Dabble House, April 11th and 12th, a live worthy podcast, Friday night, a live Uncle Rico show Saturday night, a viewer film festival contest, Saturday afternoon. We'll also be live streaming all weekend from the Dabble House. Vinny's in charge of making that happen. You guys are... Here's what I'm looking forward to. What are you looking for to do? I'm looking forward at everybody finally being able to hear me yell at you idiots. I'm just kidding.

It's going to be fought dabblecon. Live. You get the pay-per-view stream and join us for the weekend. There will be free content on there. Do you understand why this is so important that people sign up for dabblecon. It is season two of the Kate Meaney tapes. John getting duped a second time and falling in love with Kate Meaney. It's all been recorded and we'll be playing the most interesting clips.

That's right, everybody. Step up, step up. Let's watch this guy be a simp. Yes. Doublecon. Dot live. Let's start the creep off, shall we? Let's go.

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm a lot. eyes, and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. Splot! The Creepbos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast. This show about creeps by creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And ladies and gentlemen, joining me in studio. He wasn't born as much as he fell out. It's hot. Cucca, Carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. My feet got hooked at the end. And they both broke off as I was coming out. It was a whole thing ordeal. Yeah. He did fall, but then he got hung up. Like a guy in a parachute caught in a tree. He was just dangling there. by his broken ankles. You really paint a picture there, buddy. I'm club fucking foot it, you ass white. Literally, we didn't have to go down the road.

I was just quoting the song, Lost in the Supermarket by the Clash. I see. Yeah, because that's today's theme, supermarkets. I'm excited. For those of you don't know, this show is a competition, and I gave away the lead. Today, we're going to find out who is the biggest creep in the supermarket. Carl, tell the people how the rules work. Yeah, so we'll each present who we think is the biggest creep in the supermarket,

and then you find folks. We'll go over to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the biggest creep. And then next week, of course, we'll find out who the winner was. When one of us gets to five wins, the other person has lost that round and has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Boy, we have some suggestions for that. Oh, good. We are currently tied two to two. I still have to do my consequence of watching Joker 2 three times.

Yeah, I can't wait. Maybe you should do that at Dabell House. Maybe that'll be able to play with everybody. Maybe instead of getting to play with everybody, you have to sit in a room on a laptop and watch that shit while we're all having fun. That sounds fun. What are you guys have a Simpsons trivia contest? There's going to be a Simpsons trivia contest, I believe. That's what all apologies wants to do.

It is. I like it. I like that idea. Yeah. Oh, dude, he wants to do team WATP versus team fucking Uncle Rico show, yeah. Uncle Rico show. They're dead. They would be dead in the water.

I know. I know. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. Okay. So last week we had a competition. Here to give us the results, it is the lovely Danny and little lady Kay. There they are.

Hey, Danny. Hi. How's the baby doing? Is she happy today? Yeah, she's a brat, though. Yeah. Yeah, she was with her brothers, and I thought everything was going to be cool, but she decided she really wanted to be on the creep off today.

Hold on a second. How old are your other kids? 11 and 9. You were letting them watch the baby while we do this show? Yeah. Why not? This is more important. Many?

all people should be letting their kids be watched by little kids so they can watch the creep off uninterrupted. That's a good point. Paw on your kids off right now. Start watching. Danny, last week, what was the category and who won? Lay it on me. All right. Creepiest college basketball player was last week's round. Yep. And 66% of the vote. Yes. And Dominique Wilson.

Please. Got you. bitch oh fuck you buddy oh god damn it i am so happy oh you're a winning streak aren't you well i was on a losing streak so this is this is a nice change of pace uh i'm glad we could try to get this all tied up with no chance of me doing a contest or a consequence so you are the lead now three to two that is correct well un fucking believable yeah well it's your fault. It's not my fault. I'm putting the best creeps. No. You're cheating. St. Patrick. That wasn't last week. You will never live that shit down. That's your goddamn music

episode. That's what that is. I don't think it's that bad. Oh, I definitely think it was that bad. Danny, everybody you could follow her at Danny Desolation. Thank you for the good news today. We appreciate you. Danny, do better next time. Don't tell her that. Keep doing what you're doing, babe. You're killing it. Get that baby out of here. Yeah, we're the only true crime show. The most heinous true crime podcast featuring a baby. Featuring newborns. Featuring newborns.

It's adorable. Like that guy we watched at WATP this week who just had like a camera on puppies. Yes. That is the move right there, yeah. Maybe that's how we're going to get women to watch this. I like it. We just have kittens playing under, oh, my gosh. Actually, that is a fun experiment.

We should do that during the scum parade if we're reading the most heinous things possible. There's just kittens play. Hmm. Jess, I think I need you to edit this up for me. All right. All right. Carl, it's a holiday. Yep.

Do you know what holiday it is? I do know what holiday it is. It is Super Chat Monday. And we're starting off with five gifted memberships. Labernistic coming in. Bro, thank you so much. Now, if you get one of those, you will be one of the lucky people who get to watch a bonus episode every week. So if you didn't get one of those and you're not a member,

consider being a member or finding us on Patreon. Just use a little QR code up by Carl's stupid head. Yeah, we just did a bonus show on Friday. We do it every Friday at noon, and we watch some cop cam videos with my buddy Johnny Furica. Yeah, our pal Johnny, a retired police detective. He likes watching people tune each other up. It's great.

That's fun. Space Age hamburger, thanks for the 99. I love the show. Not sure why. I'm not subscribed. Subscribe, baby. Fix that, son. Fix it.

Thank you, Space Age hamburger. You know what I bet it is? I bet he watches on the WATP channel and doesn't realize that the Creepoff has its own YouTube channel where you can see clips and other stuff. Sure does. Check that out. Rock O'R.B. 2002, thanks for the $10.

Go ahead, Carl. The best way to describe S.J.'s posture on that news show. You can take a chart on the evolution of man and put S.J. in between Neanderthral and Crow Magnum. You're not wrong. You know what I think he looks like I went back and watched that? Like a goblin. Like a gray-skinned goblin.

His arms are. so long. It's really a bizarre look that he has, and he doesn't know what to do with them, so he's got his hands in his pockets. It's creepy. Hellraiser 69, thanks for the five bucks. See you on the 26th moonhead. You better make me laugh. Hell yeah, buddy. Thank you for coming.

Hellraiser 69's a goddamn hero. He is. In my book. I agree. I am honored to hear that you're coming to my stand-house show. Is he a local guy? Is he making a trip? I have no idea, but I'm just, listen, man. You're getting a beer on me. You are getting a beer on me. Come say hi. You tell me who you are. I want meet you, sir. Oh my God. I'm going to build him a statue. The man who exposed Howard Stern in the best way possible. If people want to see your comedy show, where can they get tickets to

that, Vin? Carlsoncom. Please and thanks. I'm going to be funny-ish. Joseph Collins, thanks to the 99. How much time you do on your stand-up show? So I'm going to be 45 to an hour probably. No shit. All right. I've got so. This is exciting. I've got about 20 new minutes of material right now. All right. So a guy who quit stand-up like four years ago. That's pretty impressive. Earlier this year, dude, in January, I just started sitting down. in writing. All right. It's been fun.

I've been hitting up some hope. It wasn't fun for a while. Now it's fun again. Good. I'm only doing it to have fun. And to grift. I'm going to grift, grift, grift, grift, grift all over everybody.

I'm going to charge you money for a stand-up comedy show like a real asshole. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 99. Biggest supermarket creep. Come on, guys. I worked for one for over 25 years. Granted, we used to have curtains for the milk and we all watched the hot moms. Oh. Smart.

That is smart. All right. I nominate Joseph Collins. You missed Halkomania there, buddy. Oh, I didn't get it. Halkomania, thanks to the five bucks, the biggest creep in the supermarket, is high fructose corn syrup.

RFK Jr. baby. The most delicious creep in the world. Ugh, it's the worst. It's the worst ingredient. It really is. It's terrible. It's like corn nuggets or whatever it is. It's just corn squeezins, as Dr. Steve likes to say.

What are you a scientist? Yeah. How did you know so many big words? Corn squeezes. Yeah, it's, like I said, I learned it from Steve. Carl, it's time for a competition. You ready to get started? Ring that bell.

Vinny 1-1-2, he will go first, presenting the biggest creep in the grocery store. Carl, can we agree that teenagers are the absolute worst? Yes. Like, fuck them seriously? Yeah. There's nothing worse than walking into a supermarket. You want to fuck teenagers.

I hear what you said, yeah. I hear you, buddy. 19 counts. It's true. Okay. So, you know, when you see, you know when you were a teenager, you go into the supermarket,

you'd be loud, annoying, everybody just all that attention seeking behavior right it's fucking ridiculous trying to make your friends uh you know think you're cool you're chucking shit around in people's baskets and stuff yeah you're just doing bullshit stuff maybe you're running around filming things for the internet that's really a lot of that boy my creep did a lot of that he was filming for the internet and he was loitering he was a simple minded 18 year old kid from conklin new york carl where is that is that near binghamton southern tier mm-hmm southern tier he uh he uh really got into politics a little too heavy around 2021.

Like he was he's 18 years old in 2022 when all this shit goes down that we're going to talk about today. But he's one of those pandemic kids, right? It's just he's got to spend his senior year in a fucking mask and shit. He can't have fun. Everybody's remote. Right. It's just really a bummer for him. Here's a picture.

Would you like to see him? Sure. Yeah. His name is Peyton. Yeah, I already don't like him. Peyton Gendron That's his name What kind of chin strap is that

Is he tried to look ridiculous? It's a little bit It's crazy He's a real he's a real weirdo He also a bit of an asshole So he was pissed off about the pandemic So when they did stop Yeah

So when they did stop And let the kids go back to school Yeah And protest because he was pissed off He just showed up in a hazmat suit every day That's kind of fun I thought it was funny I got a kick out of it

I was like, okay, so far I like this kid. He's going around town, again, attention-seeking behavior. It's a conversation started for sure. Yeah. Now, hey, how do you feel about Fauci is what I'd ask this guy if I saw him? Hey, got any thoughts about Fauci, buddy? You want to chat about Fauci? You know, he wasn't much for talk.

He's a bit small, not a small talk kind of guy. Sure. Kept to himself. In fact, one of one of his teachers asked him, they said, hey, uh, hey, Peyton, when you get out of high school, what are you going to do when you graduate? And his response was, I want to murder everyone at graduation and then commit suicide. All right. Well, don't say that out loud of that's how you really feel.

Those are the thoughts you keep to yourself. No, he made sure that they heard it. In fact, they didn't let him walk at his graduation because of that. And he ended up in a looney bin for two days. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Oh, good. So he's cured and everything's fine.

I wouldn't go that far. And then he loitered at a supermarket. Can I go now? Nope. Okay. Nope. When he got out of the nut hut for a day and a half, he really just spent all of his time watching YouTube.

He signed up for SUNY school for the fall. This guy isn't me. I spent all day watching YouTube and I went to a SUNY school as well. Yep. He might be you. I'm also from New York State. Well, he found a YouTuber he was really into. 19-year-old kid named Daniel Harris out of the UK, who, by the way, has been arrested and convicted in, obviously, in England for encouraging terrorism.

Oh. Yeah. That's roundabout, huh? It's a naughty, naughty in other countries. I think Vance is right. Freedom of speech, man. So he started posting these videos telling his followers to take up arms against the planned genocide against whites. He also, my boy Peyton over here, left a couple of comments under his videos, things like, you are not alone, my friend, smiley face.

January of 2022, he's been watching all these videos. He's pissed off. He's just sitting around. Wait, are they eradicating the white race? Is that what I'm hearing right now? Well, we're going to get there. Because that sucks. He has a great idea in January of 2022.

Okay. Because his favorite YouTuber is telling him, I got to take up arms and stop the genocide on my people. Yeah, buddy. So he thinks, what if I go to a supermarket in the blackest place I could find within driving distance and murder the fuck out of every black person I see? Strategy-wide, I don't think that's really going to do much for us here. I mean, I'm on his team, obviously, but I just don't think that's the way to win this battle.

Well, hear him out. He goes to Google and he chooses the top supermarket in Buffalo because it has the highest black population by percentage by zip codes in New York State, 200 miles away from his house. He starts doing all of his research, and he posts a 180-page diatribe claiming he was radicalized on the Internet while he was bored during the early days of the pandemic. not by people he met personally. Through his research, he came to see low white birth rates around the world as a crisis that will ultimately result in the complete racial and cultural replacement of the European people. So wait, Rini, are you telling me that locking people up in their homes for all those months during the pandemic, you know, the thing that Cuomo did, who wants to be the mayor of New York now,

that that was actually bad for people? Wasn't good for this kid, psyche. I'll tell you that. Okay, interesting. I didn't know that. Now, let me tell you what a bore this. this little dork is, too, by the way. Yeah.

He uses almost 100 pages of the 180 to describe his guns, his body armor, his gear, and clothing choices, and minute-by-minute detail. On Thursday, from 645 to 245, I was wearing socks. Stupid shit like that. Boring. The manifesto includes photos of a sketch comedian Sam Hyde holding a gun. Oh, fun. Yeah, which if you know that story, everybody, that's kind of funny.

I'll give it, this kid is a jokester. Anyway, May 14th, around 2.30 p.m., he drove 200 miles and arrived at the top supermarket, in Buffalo. He was heavily armed with a Bushmaster XM-15 AR-15-style rifle. Would you like to see a picture of it, Carl? I would. There's him in his cool tactical suit. Oh, he's happy. Very happy. These are his guns. You can see here down on the stock of this one. It says, here's your reparations. Ah, yes, you're always good to put some notes. I'm showing these for just a second because he, I mean, this kid's fucked up, is my point. I saw some BLM messaging on there. Not the good kind. No, no. He's not pro, I don't think. No, not at all.

so he gets there and he starts just walking around the front of the store wearing his body armor his helmet he's got a mounted camera on he wanders around the store for the front of the store outside of it and then he turns on his live stream to his twitch channel so he starts broadcasting a twitch and that's when he says i just got to go for it then he first started shooting people in the parking lot. He shot four people killing three. He then entered the store shooting eight more and killing six at 2.31 p.m. police received a call reporting shots fired when the cops. What was his goal for this? How many people did he want to kill? Kill count.

Just whoever he could find. He assumed that this tops. Don't you think you can do better than 10 if you're the only one armed in a place in a crowded grocery store? It's a great point. I don't know. I'm just saying I think this kid sucks. Oh, he definitely sucks. I think he sucked at his job. The people in the store, a lot of the employees

try to get the customers the safety. Yeah. They locked some of them in a break room and they put a big heavy desk in front of the door. You're telling me that Tops employees in Buffalo were concerned with their customer safety. I've been to Tops in Rochester. They're not concerned with me buying shit. They can't be bothered with it. I'm going to go ahead and say this in the nicest way possible.

Uh-huh. There's a reason he didn't pick a Wegmans. Yes. There's a reason this racially motivated serial killer. I did not pick away. Because Wegman's racist and open stores in white neighborhoods. I got it. That's it.

I hear you. So some people, what they did, Carl, they had good strategy. They went into the milk cooler and hid behind the milk. That's not a good strategy. No, it's a great strategy because, like, white supremac can't see past the white. They see the milk and they're like, God's juice. He keeps shooting. They hid behind the milk.

I think it was pretty slick. Well, that's retarded. There was an armed security guard who is a Buffalo police officer named Aaron Sultor. He fired a Gendron. He was working there in moonlighting. Oh, okay. So there was someone with a gun there. Yeah, there was a good guy with a gun.

Did nothing. He's dead now. Oh, boy. That's not great. This kid was wearing straight up body armor, so nothing happened to him. At one point, this is a fun fact during this. He aimed at a white guy standing behind the checkout counter, then went, oh, oh, sorry, sir. Sorry, sir.

Sorry, sir. You go about your day. Have a nice day. I have to go kill more black people. Is that fucking? It's a real piece of shit. Well, I mean, that was the goal, I guess, right? Take out a ton of people in Buffalo and save the world.

Yeah. So by 2.36 p.m. He had moved to the front of the store where he was confronted by patrol officers. He aimed the rifle at his own neck before surrendering. 60 shots were fired during the attack. Now, Carl. He couldn't go through with it, huh? What to do with this piece of shit?

And can I also say, the day that this happened, a listener of this show sent me an email. with still shots from the Twitch stream. Right. Do you have them? That'd be great for your presentation right now. I will never show them on that. I wouldn't, dude, I was jarred. Like, I saw a picture of a dude.

Literally, the guy shot the shot, the picture is of a dude just when the bullet hits him in the head. He's just starting to fold, like in the middle of an aisle. It was fucking a horrid scene. Vinny didn't bring any of the photos. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. you're just going to tease us with this I would never show them on YouTube he pled guilty

to all of these murders to the state but listen to this shit he gets a life sentence Carl with no chance of parole New York does not have capital punishment I am going to prove to you how awful this kid is

the justice department had the option of seeking the death penalty in a separate federal hate crimes case now this happened under whose watch. We're talking 2022. I mean, there was no one president in 2022. You know that.

This is under the Biden administration. Who are you going to pretend was president in 2022? We went four years of that one, but it's fine. So listen. We all know Biden pardoned everybody on that federal death row. Oh,

shit. Was he on that list? No. Okay. Biden's Justice Department still said fuck this kid. We're going for the death penalty. He's the only one during that four years that they actually pursued death penalty charges on. Okay. And this happened before he pardoned everybody. Right. This kid's trial, the federal trial, has not started. Oh, God. If Biden would have pardoned him, that would have been hilarious. September 8th. You should have made that part up. That would have been funny.

And now he's out free running around. Yeah. Now he signed autographs at the ball. His trial is set to start September 8th. And I say gas, this is ginger pig. And go to the creepoff. and vote for your friend Vinnie. Very good, Vinnie. Is a real piece of shit this kid. All right. So you brought a white supremacist. I brought a shitty teenager, loiterer in the supermarket.

I brought a guy who was born in Syria in 1999. And his name is Amad Alyssa. And Amad Alyssa, his family brought him over to the United States in 2002. And eventually they end up in Boulder, Colorado. And when he was in school, we're going to find out he was picked. down a little bit because he was starting to go bald and people were calling him a Muslim. He didn't like that very much. I can understand that.

He didn't have a lot of friends. So on March 22nd, 2021, he went to King Supers, the supermarket there in Boulder, Colorado. And if you play my clip number one, I'll give you a quick rundown of the Haps that day. Okay, here we go. Another U.S. city in morning. I feel numb. and it's heartbreaking. After police say a 21-year-old suspect opened fire

in a Boulder Colorado supermarket Monday afternoon, taking the lives of 10 people, age 20 to 65. 10 lives lost. That's right, Vinnie. 10 people were killed, including a police officer, Eric Talley, who was the first one there and ran in heroically to stop the gunman but was killed by him. Like your guy, he also was armed with multiple guns.

and body armor. He had the vest on, and he showed up there with a purpose, and there was a firefight. So police officers, they get to the grocery store after the first cop was killed. They get there around 3 p.m. The shootout goes on for 21 minutes from 3 to 3.21. He's in a shootout with the police. And they did hit him. You play my clip number two.

This is them walking the perp through the parking lot, and you'll see. Quite a bit of blood pouring down his leg. He was taken into custody at 3.28 p.m. He was transported to the hospital for treatment. Why is he half-naked? He's just in his underpants. The suspect has been identified as Amad, Alyssa, 21 of Arvada. He has been charged with 10 counts of murder in the first degree

and will be shortly transported to Boulder County Jail. He kind of looks like a balder Tony from Hack the Movies. Yes, he does look a lot like he's giving me those vibes right now. Yeah. So, and I. witness reported in the court trial that he was yelling, this is fun, this is fun, as he was murdering all of these people in the grocery store. Oh, did people watch his Twitch stream?

No one was watching his Twitch stream. Okay. My clip, oh, hold on, like we set this up. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. Yep. So this is, so he was on the wrestling team in high school, and this is the student manager of the wrestling team talking about what it was like for him in school, if you want to back that up a little bit. I don't think I care

to. Thank you. I have heard of people bullying him because he was balding really early on and I know that there were claims of him being bullied because he was Muslim. So apparently bullying in high school three years later leads to this guy

going in and shooting up the grocery store my clip number four do you know how fucking... See this goes to my point. Teenagers fucking suck. They're not great. They don't understand that what they're doing is they're setting us up three years from now to get murdered inside of a supermarket. I mean, listen, did you

make some quips in school about fellow classmates? I mean, I know I did. But nothing that would send someone who would a murderous rage. Just some, you know, white ribbing. Who the fuck were you dunking on? That's what I want to know. Who the fuck

is that mute that you were able to fucking make jokes about? Was it Andy? I bet it was Andy. Probably Andy. My clip number four, Let's find out why he did this. Tell me more, you bully. Police have interviewed members of Alisa's family at their Arvada home. They have indicated he was mentally disturbed

and had been playing with what looked like a machine gun. People who knew him at Arvada West say they wish they had known more. He threatened, but he was going to kill everyone, and no one actually took it seriously because, you know, we're all in high school and we say stupid things. Alisa's mental health is now a focus. of this case. Is that Alex Rosen?

Is that Gordon Flowers? He said he was going to kill everyone. And this girl's just like, yeah, but people say a lot of crazy shit in school. I mean, maybe he will. But not for years. It'll be a few years until he does that. You know, they're not just shooting up schools now, kids. Be nice to everybody in your class.

He pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity. After a two-week trial, he was found guilty of 10 counts of first-degree murder, 38 counts of attempted murder, one count of first degree assault, and six counts of using a high-capacity magazine. He was sentenced to 10 consecutive life sentences without parole plus 1,334 years.

Good point, Rock Orby. He looks like a fat Danny Masterson. Yes, he's kind of got the Danny Masterson let go for him. So, okay, we both have two creeps that are kind of similar today. I get that. For sure, mine was born in Syria, vote for Carl. At least your guy had like a plan or something or a mission. This guy,

There's no motivation. There's no reason for any of this. Well, that's why I think that makes my guy worse. Because my guy was, like, sitting around for Mutskoyd, I got to fucking kill these black people. He was doing it for the cause. I got to fucking kill these black people. And like, he may be crazy, but this dude's sitting in a corner going, with a fucking machine gun and no one stopped him.

So I don't know who's creepier. The guy with the intention or just the lunatic who does it. You guys vote at the creepoff.com. The polls are open. Polls are open. The creepoff.com. Vote for you brought the bigger creep. Uh, many, speaking of creeps, we have a cop cam today.

Oh, good. I am looking forward to showing you. Well, say no more. It's time for a cock cam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause Cop Cam, lose all your rights, ruin your life. I want to thank Jeff Spangler for sending this in.

If you guys see hilarious and interesting cop cams, send them my way. I appreciate that. The Spang, everybody. That's what we call him around here. Yes, the Spang sent this in. So this woman is at a hospital, and the hospital wants her to leave. She's being trespassed when the officers arrive. So is she in need of treatment, or she's just a problem?

She's a problem, and she's definitely in need of treatment, not the kind this hospital provides. Got it. Let's see what's up. Karen is actually a YouTuber. She describes herself as an advocate for mental health. We'll see how that pans out in just a moment. Without further ado, let's get started. I understand. You can come back on the property if you have a medical issue, but if you don't have a medical issue, you got to go. All right? Yes, of course. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that because at least if there's a medical emergency, that's what I was here for initially. I waited and I was stressed.

and bad asshole attack me and you know what it is you smell lovely thank you but if uh you know if they ask you to leave the property you know you have to leave the property okay because if we come back you know like it when people talk down to me you know this well i mean don't like me like that she's pretty reasonable huh no she seems stupid and i don't care for any of her demeanor i don't like her flipping tone towards the officer and her very transparent chance to try to suck up to try to pull this guy against the other guy. Yeah, well, it's going to. You smell great and he's like, oh, it's gunpowder and cocoa butter.

It's going to get worse. So she left and then 20 minutes later, so the police go, she leaves, 20 minutes later, she's back in the hospital and the police are called again. She's lying on the floor, as you'll see in this next clip. Oh, boy, we missed the good part. What's she doing? Okay. So I'm going to give you one chance. Hey, quit that. We're going to lay the floor and cry like a little kid. Huh?

You approach someone that is seizuring on the floor. It has complex post-traumatic stress disorder and you don't know. Not when you're breaking the law. I don't care. You don't know who I am. Okay. You don't even know who I am. Stand up, stand up. You can't listen to that guy because he's a rapist.

Okay, here's a deal. You're going to stand up and do it my way. You're not going to tell me that you're superior to me. You don't know me. I'll have to. What if I were a federal agent and you are fucking... I'm going to arrest you for it. You're still breaking the law.

I am a federal. Okay. I'm above the law. So this is the best cop voice ever. This is, if you told me, AI voice for a cop. Yep. This is the fucking big boss man. Where is this happening?

Oh, I don't know where this is actually. Because it sounds like it's down south. He's like, now here's what's going to happen. You're going to get your ass up off the floor and I don't care. I'll take you to jail. I love it. But she's a federal agent. Of course she's allowed to lay on the floor and call people rapists.

She works for the feds. She says, what if I am one? She did say what if I am one. So if she says what if I am one or she said she was one, that's a charge. That's a good point. And listen for that later. But first, yay. Uh, first, she really wants a problem, it seems like, in this next clip.

Great. Get into a profession when you sworeness to God and you are ungodly, you're heath. I'm glad you know that. Are you filthy and a pervert? You're not wearing gloves. Yep. If you touch me, you're going to tape my skin. How dare you talk over this?

Wow. All right. Come on. How dare you talk over me like this? Come on. How fucking dare you say this? He's dragging her. Come on.

That's how we're going to do this. Oh, yeah. If you're telling me, you fucking asshole, you cut. She's a piece of shit. If you fucking only, you'll get by and you'll lose everything, your house, your kids, everything is fucking learned. You learn. No, I'm going to try to get this bag off over. You fucking pussy-ass little fucking whore, bitch.

You little pussy bitch. You're a fucking bitch. You're a little pussy-ass bitch. You don't even know who the fuck it was. And you listen to a rapist. You're a fucking pussy. You're going to damage my property. My property.

You're going to touch and fond of my things. There's a witness here. Thank God. She's fun. Why so serious, honey? It's really my question. Why is so serious? Because he's not damaging your property.

He's just going to fondle a little. He's a rapist who's going to fondle it. He doesn't have gloves on. That was one of her complaints about this. Imagine getting touched by a person who's not wearing gloves? If I'm this guy, I'm wearing gloves. I'm just saying. I agree with you.

It's a weird decision on his part. All right. Well, he lets this woman know that she does have rights in my next clip. Carl, before I play that, Purple Possum says, she streams on the Daily Boys. does she really i didn't look up her channel i should have okay awesome i'm uh link us the channel if you can uh or put it the name in the chat because we got to check that out after we see tell her the dirty perverts carl and viny are watching every chance and the nicest way possible

of course uh next clip here you go maximum security prison i think won't you speak what maximum security for both of them hey let me ask you i let's say this hey you saw me all right you have right you have He doesn't acting like this until fucking great this guy. Hey, do you have rights? I do. And you're... Okay, the next time you're right to shut up. You like this cop?

He was, don't you fuck around, a cop, cow to Georgia, lady? I feel like he's used that line before. I think he's got that one ready to go. Well, apparently, though, this woman has rank, and this is going to be a problem for the police officer here. This woman has rank? Oh, yeah. Are we talking about body odor? Did you read me?

My right. You didn't rename the moraine-in-law, did you? I'll have to. Ah, you fucking... I don't have to. Yes, you do. No, I don't. You're in the idiotic.

No, I don't. You got fired and you lost everything. You're dead. Oh. I know, I wish I could go home. You know what would be funny. Here's what I would do if I'm this cop. Yeah.

This bitch is laying there handcuffed on the floor. Like, oh, I'm fired, okay. And I would walk away and just leave her there with the handcuffs on to see how she reacts. That would be fun, except for these poor employees really want her out. out of their building. Yeah. They're kind of annoyed with her. At this point, just drag her out by the fucking ankle to this curb.

Right. You would think that that's what they would do. But she's going to let us know that she has done absolutely nothing wrong. And these are the bad guys. Oh, good to know. I wasn't doing anything wrong. They said from a record, a paper trail. Hmm.

Maybe that was all the evidence. Maybe they were telling you lines. Maybe they watched you at your house. They know you don't deserve anything. They watch you at the gym. They watch your bathroom. tub they watch you when you're jacking off because you pervert and you rapes everybody and you raped your ancestors raped your fucking everybody oh you're gonna bite me leave bruises and it's all over my body

oh thank you that's so nice you so you put her there that's that fucking hurts bitch she's all over the place yeah she is especially when they try to put her in the chair her fat is hanging out all over the place she's all over the place physically and mentally when she lays around the house she was complaining The officer doesn't know who she is, and yet she's calling out this guy's ancestors? How did she know that? Probably 23 and me. Yeah, good point. There was that data leak.

Good point. All right, so they put her in the wheelchair. They wheel her out of the hospital to the police car. This will go smoothly, right, getting into the cop car? I'm going to guess no. Oh, because there's nothing smooth about this woman. Her body has the consistency of a jar of chunky peanut butter. Oh, this is going to be real fun.

Believe reality. Oh, yeah. Okay, no, I'll get in me. I'll be sweet. You fucked apart. Okay. That's enough. Give me my stuff. Thank you. That was a great show. Oh, disrespect me. Wow. You think, oh. It may not come off over because I got to care of them. Oh, because you're dumb ass because you didn't know I wasn't violent. You thought. Just put her back to the door. I'm seriously. I'm seriously a federal agent. And if you don't believe me and get my nice stuff. Put your leg in. Oh. You didn't read your right. I don't think so. Oh. You attack. Did she just spit in his face?

She sure did, Betty. And she did declare that she was a federal agent just there, too. Well, you're allowed to do that when you don't have your badge on you. You just have to do the secret spit. Yep, that's how people know. Yeah, so. The one punt. Holy shit, nailed it.

She's a dollar tree five. That's the new rating scale. She's a dollar tree five. So, yeah, let's find out. Did she make contact with the? police officer with that luggy i like uh the way you labeled this we're gonna charge her with that too you good yeah is she spitting your eye she's spinning my whole face okay uh she did pretty good aim it seems like really dude she looks moist so now she's in the best general she just

It's a lot of wetness. Yeah, and, oh, like, I'm just skeved out at the thought of that. So now she's in the back of the car, and we get that fun camera that shows what the people are doing when they're alone in a police car. I wonder she's filing a report with Home Office to get these guys fired. Just a moment ago, it was okay to come in a duress. I was in the rest of her. I was in desperate need of God. I'm sorry to me.

God save me, please. These people are evil. So this goes on. So Cardiff gets thrown off of YouTube. And this bitch could go out there every day talking this nonsense. Is that incredible? So, yeah, this goes out for a while where the woman is crying. Now, this next clip, I'm sure you're familiar with Lord of the Rings, Gallum and Schmeagel.

Right? Oh, it's like two different personalities, schizophrenic personality. This is a woman who's by herself in a car, and check this out. Oh, felony offenses. Ah! All of them. Can you just come, please? Can I, I, my cuffs are.

I want to see their faces when they're in chalk. I would love that. No, seriously, I'm tired. I want to go rest, no, please. Because it was a good show, because in the spring, they were in the shadows. Perfect example of police brutality. executed perfectly flawlessly. I don't like it, though.

It's real life to me. Please, I want to rest now. I want to go so. Okay, so she has an insanity defense. She has... She's fucking crazy. I don't know about you, but I'm by... I mean, I don't think that she's putting out a show right now.

I don't know about you, but I'm subscribed. I think she's fucking crazy, which is why I was that... We got to check out her YouTube channel. Yeah. We got to see what she's up to over there. Okay. You know what? Somebody just Hellraiser 60 and said she's Looney Tunes.

Looney Tunes critic, I need you to start reviewing. Yes. That would make sense. I just have one more clip on here. This is just her getting driven. By the way, this all took place March 6th of this year, so just a couple weeks ago. Yeah. So we don't have, unfortunately, we don't know what the charges were or anything like that. But this is her getting driven back in the police car talking to the police officer. Before reading me, my constitutional rights, which I have the freedom

of speech, said you assaulted me first, so technically I could sue you. fire you, strip you of all of your freedoms, and actually give you nothing. You'd have to wander the streets with absolutely nothing. I am suffocating my wrists right now because you're an asshole. Because you're a prick and no one likes you. Everyone fucking hates you. They think you're ugly and your dick is tiny.

They fucking hate you. You're a pervert and a prick. That's how you make friends right there. She makes good points, though. Charlie Girl says the pretty antisocial covers this one I didn't even realize Okay good to know And Adonis Paul have covered her as well

Okay Does anybody know Well you showed the image with her YouTube channel didn't we Didn't we? Yeah at the very beginning The first clip The very beginning of that

We're finding out right now This Karen is actually a YouTuber Love Notes for TLC How many subscribers are she have she's actually got maybe a decent amount on there we're going to find out wow I wonder if this is helping

her channel it's got to be right this video coming out where is that construction happening is it 13,000 subscribers yeah she's not doing too bad holy shit let's see what she's doing today just out of curiosity yeah what's you talking about is from one month ago oh so this before this incident happened

setting the stage for my narrative any type of animal abuse that people like to convey about me which i never actually abused any animals like that it wasn't abuse she's paranoid oh boy she might have be a real life looney tune Okay. We're going to revisit this gal at some point. I like it. I like it. I will check that out. I think she might be a Friday bonus episode, were they? I look into her. Okay. Okay.

Speaking of which this week, Thunder and Paradise. A Cherokee Girl says she's in jail right now. I mean, that's why there aren't any new videos. Oh, are you telling me she didn't have money for bail? Vinnie, today is a very special Super Chat Monday that we're celebrating here on the creep off. It certainly is. delete laws just came through and says thanks to the two bucks she studies the constitution from delete laws that's drunk engineer i'm sorry yes she probably does watch delete laws i would

not be surprised uh chris angle angler thank you for the uh two dollars can't make the 26 unfortunately happy super chat monday thank you chris happy super chat monday to you annie orion hi how do you guys don't do cool streams like that good question annie you know what get on a cop cam going on the wheel of consequences. Well, I think she's referring to the Tops stream. I could be wrong about that. I think that was during your presentation. Ouch.

Ouch. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 99. You guys need a creepiest shopper. I may have the ultimate person. He had luggage in his bag that smelled like obscene death. Yeah, that checks out. Creepiest shopper. Hmm.

Hmm. You know, Carl. What us to know more, Joseph? I, uh, I'm good on that. All right. You know as much as you want to know. I'm good on that. I don't need threats in the bag. Let's, uh, dude, it's time for voicemails. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

Believe it. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Well, we didn't make the final four in San Antonio this year, but it works out because our team didn't sell enough chocolate bars to go anyway. See you in Syracuse. He got a bravo from me for that one. That one made me laugh. First one coming in. A lot of people had some choice words for you this week, Carl.

Oh, yeah? So this past week, I feel as though Carl has given up. Yeah, I normally vote for Carl because Vinnie's just fuck. Fat and stupid, yeah. I'm not fat. You're fat. It's starting to feel like watching Harlem Globe. Trotters team.

Vinny's the Globetrotters. He's not good, talented, skilled, anything. He just beats retards. Is that what the hard of Globetarers do? He's half right. So I suggest maybe cycling in some of the other Carl network contributors

to go against Vinny in a best of three, maybe. And maybe we'll get some good competition and not just Carl laying down. That's all. Polly ogre out. It's three to two. What are you talking about with this shit?

People are trying to kick me up my own show now, Vinnie? Is that what's happening? I'm not throwing you anywhere, but I'll take on all comers. Let's go. All right. Bring it on. Here we go. You know, I didn't want to make this phone call, but I've been listening now for how long

probably over, I don't know, too long. But it's just so hard to vote for Carl because he just puts little little to no effort and to bring in his free boss. What? Like, I just can't stand it. Like, I want to vote for Carl. I'd like to see Vinny have to do a little consequence in something.

Nobody wants that. But it's just Carl puts in, like, literally 30 minutes before the show and says, here you go. here's my creep and there's just no effort to it Carl doesn't show 30 minutes before the show that's insane Carl's never been here that early do something better Carl

my god that's all I have to say just do better I actually put up a fight just roll over for any I'm gonna have to just keep voting for him thank you fuck you buddy I bring a multimedia presentation with me

every single fucking week out here how dare you say I put zero effort and I got a voicemail as well Okay. Hey, Carl, here's what you should have used to solidify your victory with St. Patrick. What victory? If there were no St. Patrick, there would be no St. Patrick Day. I can get drunk any day of the year.

But you know what I only have to hear once a year, and it's too much? Stupid women asking me if I'm wearing green. Mm-hmm. Are you wearing green? I get to pinch you. Fuck that. Fuck St. Patrick. Thank you.

Fuck you. Bye. That is true. Women get drunk and are very annoying on St. Patrick's take. Can I bring that into my presentation now? Can I retroactively put that into the presentation? No. But I will say this.

He is right. And if they're that drunk that they're going, are you wearing green and they can't see whether or not you're wearing green? You're in the wrong bar, my man. Pretty good prank, though. I'm green. Someone who is accepting my challenge here, Carl. All right, Vinny. I'm partially accepting your challenge.

here's why that woman was not the creep of the year. Okay. I'm going to pause this before we do it just to remind everybody. On one of our bonus episodes, we did a story, and I said this woman should be creepy of the year. I told my wife that story last night. And she agreed, right? She's not thrilled with this woman's behavior.

No one. You have to go back and watch the whole thing, but I'll run it down for you. This woman was trying to fly to Columbia, and she brought her nine-year-old dog with her to the airport. She didn't bring the proper paperwork to take the dog on the plane. So she decides to go into the rest, the bathroom at the airport and drowns the dog in a toilet, leaves a giant mess of dog food and shit on water all over the floor and throws the dog into a garbage can. And that leaves. So this guy's trying to tell me that is not the creep of the ear.

Okay? Let's hear why. And she didn't catch her flight, though. She was polite to everyone on the plane. Yeah, they don't know where this bitch went. She's gone. She's in Columbia. You think Trump's letting anybody get brought back from Columbia?

Good. Not the creep of the year because she drowned her dog. However, she is the creep of the year because if they allowed it, that bitch was going to take her yappy fucking mutt on the plane with her. So while your context was wrong, the fact that she's the creep of the year is still correct. That's the best I could do. Thank you.

Fuck you by. See, you can't even really argue it. Drowning a dog's not great. Yeah, Michael Vick got four more seasons with the fucking Eagles Yep After he did it on the routine All right Olive Garden Waitress

I don't think she's happy with us Well I'm not happy with her With that stupid guy Hi I'm Sid I'm getting calling to your show and ruin it It wasn't a great bet Hello This is the Olive Garden waitress

Um Calling in regards to last week's call or this Monday's call you guys are some creepy ass motherfuckers bro I'm just trying to live my life but anyway to answer you guys

questions yes I'm single and for the anal question for Carl I feel it just depends on who's given and who's taking you know what I'm saying oh she's a pegger I'm saying.

Does you smell a love connection, Carl? My other coworker might be calling to talk more about his hemorrhoids. I'd prefer he doesn't. Thanks. Thanks, Olive Garden Waitress. Thanks for Thanks for answering Carl's burning question. Do you have any more voicemails?

That's all I got, buddy. Okay, I'm going to make sure. I feel like there was one more. Oh, who's prepping for the show now? Who's coming in lazy without doing any work now? Okay, I wanted to end on this one. Here it is. Hey, I heard on the most recent episode that the audience is trying out bits now through the voice lines, so I wanted to try one out.

I'm going to tell you all a creepy joke. All right, here's my creepy joke. I used to love building sandcastles with my granny, but my parents thought it was creepy, so they glued the urn shut. All right, bye. All right. I dig it. That's going to end up in Vinnie's stand-up show coming up on the 26th? Probably not. But if you do want to leave us your creepy jokes, I'll let you do it.

Let's do the skum parade, Carl. We got one of those coming up. Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl, going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat

Scum parade I'm going to squeeze something in here I'm going to squeeze in a teaser for Friday, Carl Okay So creep off hall famer Hulk Hogan Yeah we talk about all the time His daughter came out and made some accusations this week and her mother went on to the internet and made a video, crying, very upset about talking about all the terrible things she had to do.

And then Hulk and his wife made a reaction video to Linda's video. Now, someone went online and basically put both videos together. Now, Hulk posted his separately with no audio. What? He just posted this video. You're going to see it a second. Okay. But then we're going to see the video that he is responding to.

All right. for seven years almost eight years now and god bless nick he's still he's still such a good boy i've never put a facebook post out like this with my ugly face and my crying face but they literally that's all i'm going to show you wait we're going to watch this together

no so he made this video responded to linda's video yeah this is him and his wife just sitting there eating popcorn. That's hilarious. And somebody combined the two. That's awesome. So we're going to watch the whole thing. We're going to find out what was going on.

Love it. With the, uh, the Baleas. Um, and now it's jumping to our regularly scheduled scum stream, Carl. Scum parade. It's more of a parade today. Certainly as a Texas mother, really a bad mom when I read this story. There's a lot of reasons why I say that. But I'll tell you what happened.

She was allegedly chased into the street by her own teenage daughters after she took away their internet access. Now, all three are facing charges of aggravated assault. See, it seems unreasonable to chase your mom down, but turn it off the Wi-Fi is a dick move. If that's what you're talking about as far as she being a bad mom. Well, we're going to get there. In a social media post on March 24th, Harris County Sheriff stated that three teenage girls aged 14, 15, and 16. We're arrested again, teenagers. Imagine living in a house with those three. They had a coordinated, a plan to try and kill their mother because she turned off the Wi-Fi.

See, can I tell you between girls and boys when it comes to teenagers? Yeah. If there was three teenage boys, they would have figured out how to turn the Wi-Fi back on. They wouldn't have gone through this whole thing. It's like, well, then we've got to kill her, then we've got to hide the body. They're going to clean up the mess. It's the whole thing. They're going to scan for other signals in the neighborhood.

They'll figure out. They're going to figure it out. These girls just don't know what to do. They just go, ah, a killer. So they chased their mother into, they grabbed kids. kitchen knives and chased the mother around the house that's some plan eventually the mother ran out into the street then one of them picked up a brick and threw it at the mom's head nice and hit them out with the brick nice and then the grandmother came out hold on i actually have audio of the uh the thing

going down oh cool then the grandmother came out and they're all running around the street with the knives and she's bleeding out of her head because she got hit the head with the brick and uh eventually the police showed up and these children were arrested and i can't not wait to get a copy of the footage from this. I hope there's a rigged doorbell footage of this shit because I could not find any. Yeah, that's fantastic. I wonder what the Wi-Fi is going to be like in prison because I wouldn't want to piss these girls off with shitty Wi-Fi. They're known for that in this neighborhood. They're always cops around that house, neighbor said. So here's why I say she's a bad mom. You raised

these girls. You raised these people who are trying to murder you. That's how bad of a mom you are. Also, it's not easy to have daughters who are all one year apart in age. Three daughters. That's not a smart move DeWiard Christian Always one of my favorite chatters It's like a glow wrestling storyline The glorious ladies of wrestling Or whatever the fuck they are

Let's see what we got here Here's a fun story Carl When you were a kid Were you scared of the monster under your bed Of course Who wants to have to deal with the monster under your bed Sucks Did you watch any of those new Halloween movies

You like those? I have not Oh they're not bad Are they good? They're better, they're better for like a reboot, whatever the fuck. But there's a scene, I think, in the first one. There's like this little kid who's getting babysat. He's like, there's a monster in my room.

And she goes in there and fucking Michael Myers is in there. That's fun. Here's what happened in Kansas this past week. There was a babysitter taking care of a child. And same situation happened. Baby, the kid comes in and says, hey, there's someone, or there's a monster under my bed. And the babysitter's like, no, there isn't. And she goes in and she turns the lights on.

There's no monster. Let's look in the closet. And then she looks under the bed. And there was Martin Villobos Jr., 27 years old, hidden under this child's bed. No, actually, what happened was the guy in the closet was like, few. Hey God, they looked under the bed first. This kid, this guy fucking took off through the house right past the babysitter and completely got away. The police are called the next day, deputy spotted the man when they were in the area looking around.

He ran after a short pursuit. He was arrested and booked into the Barton County Jail on multiple charges, including aggravated kidnapping and child endangerment. I don't know who he kidnapped, but maybe that's what he was there for. He was just going to fucking steal this kid. This is really good news for a booty call. This is really good news for therapists. This kid will be in therapy for the rest of his life or her life. I don't even know what the gender is.

This is the craziest shit ever to be like, all. oh, you're paranoid, you think he's a monster in your bed? Actually, two years ago, I thought that and there was a fucking guy ready to rate me. So, yeah, I'm kind of paranoid. Yeah, I have a problem sleeping. You're right. He once lived on that property, they said, and there was a current protection order issued against him to stay away from the property. So I guess he was known to the family.

Oh, boy. He had lived there and was evicted, and then they find him under the fucking child's bed. God damn nightmare fuel. Yep. All right, Carl, let's meet these two gentlemen. there's picture number one. Heading down to Miami. Oh, yeah.

Heading down to Florida. My favorite town. Two illegal immigrants. One is his HIV positive. You could pick which one you think it is. It's either this guy or this guy. It's either hammerhead shark eyes or the guy whose eyes are a little too close together. That other guy has facial hair like a monkey.

That's not how humans look. You're not supposed to say that. Doesn't that look like it was Photoshopped or something? or AI generated? It's like one of those pictures that's just a little bit off. You're like, it's almost human, but not quite.

I will not. Well, either way, this guy's a creep. That's Jose Diaz and Ricardo Leal. They were arrested on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship last Friday. They allegedly sexually assaulted a 14-year-old boy in the ship's sauna. The victim told police he found himself

trapped in the sauna with the Mexican natives on Royal Caribbean's independence of the Cs on Thursday. The teen said Diaz, who is HIV positive and Leal, both masturbated in front of the teen while forcing him to touch them. At one point, Leal allegedly forced the victim to perform a sex act on him and molested him. Diaz and Leal are both Mexican natives, are facing several charges, including lewd and lascivious molestation of a child 12 to 16 years old.

Diaz is also facing an additional charge for not disclosed his HIV status to the 14-year-old he was trying to rape. That's crazy. So, like, before you rape a kid, you got to tell me. your HIV positive or that's another charge on there i'm fine with it i never heard of that stack them up to the fucking moon stack up the charges on these two fuck the sad thing about this is that the one guy thought it was consensual it was like i'm sorry that 14 year old was just not that into you man he went running right to the authorities he that was his argument yeah they were both denied bond saturday the defendant in this case acting in concert with the other defendant were both

on the cruise and they tried to target the specific minor and uh they're not getting bail because they feel like they're very dangerous. This guy really is half monkey. He's just cranking one out right in front of this kid. He didn't throw it on him. He didn't spider me. We don't know that. That's true.

We don't know all the details. We don't know if sexual act this kid was forced to perform on them. Drunk engineer. Good point. Those guys thought they were fine because they were in international waters. Oh, yeah. That actually is a good point. Hey, holy shit.

The name of this episode. The Love Boat. awful yeah all right carl let's meet our last creep of the day today this is corinth a former corinth middle school teacher and uh let's talk about this guy his name is wilson frederick jones yep and on march 12th he got himself into a little bit of trouble you see um there is a program on all the school's computers that will alert the staff in the school district if people are looking at illegal websites on them. Correct. It's called Bark and you need to disable it. Whenever

you get your work computer from the school district, you disable bark. It's the first thing you do. Get your email set up and then disable bark. Well, it turns out what he was doing was making AI porn of his students.

Yeah, I have questions about that. I do too. Let's talk. Okay, because I'm sure you've seen the thing where you put two people next to each other and it looks like they go in and kiss each other. Yeah. People made them of me. I've seen them around, right? They made them. I know. Doesn't this seem like that's what he was doing? He was just like getting students from the classroom and photos and having them make out with each other? Yes. Would you like to know the keywords he was using? Yeah, please.

The following are Wilson Jones keystrokes indicating a prompt to the AI system. Two girls posing in each other's arms, stopped a kiss, kissing, showing they are truly in love, letting each other's hands explore one another. Girls roll up each other's baggy dresses to reveal each other's perfect bodies garmentless Okay So What? What? He puts the He takes that AI

But then puts the photos of these girls' faces On top of it So you got to train AI Like that's the thing You put it all in there You put as much information in there So this motherfucker is taking pictures Of these kids

He's fucking getting all this information So it's a prank No So he could fucking crank it out He's pranking these kids So it looks like they're making out With each other He's like ah look it

You guys are gay see no check out this video i'm proving you guys are gay this guy's trying to make out like he's in a fucking royal caribbean sauna carol he's gonna crank one out maybe maybe you're right but he says it wasn't sexual i'm going with hilarious prank that's what i think's going out here yeah so the superintendent ended up getting fired over this because he didn't report it to the school board but they didn't they um he got fired right away though right i guess so okay well we got to make a huge announcement and tell everybody that they're victims where they didn't even know they were victims? You always get

upset about that. I do. What's the point of all this? Why didn't we know? Why did we go to the police and tell them that he made these funny prank videos? Because it's done. He's out. We're moving on. We're moving on with our lives. This town is a whole bunch of fucking Karens. They're all going to the school

meetings and they're like, eh, we demand the superintendent and get blown out because the guy was making funny prank videos and no told the authorities. Are you really defending this Yeah, I think, I don't think he's a pito. I think he just makes funny videos. Okay, okay.

Either way, folks, it's up to you to decide. I'm going to link the story on here. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this. The story will be linked in the description of the episode. Vinny, I think all of the kids who were part of this AI experiment are fine. I think they're fine. They may be fine. Two people lost their fucking jobs over these silly videos that no one even knew existed.

Cairs. Here's the point. You have this guy who, making AI pornography of his underage students. I like to bring up the slippery slope thing here because if this is what this person is into watching, what's going to happen when he finds the first vulnerable care? Okay, hold on a second. Time out.

And I'm not trying to get on somebody for thought crimes. I'm just saying, no, no, no, no. You have to fire this person. Hold on a second. This guy decided for a job for his living to work in an environment where he's surrounded by young teenagers and you're like oh my gosh

can you believe he's a pervert yes I'm not surprised at all who are they going to replace it with another guy who wants to be surrounded by 14 year old girls maybe one who doesn't use fucking school property

to fucking get off about it someone might be smart enough to use the AI product you know how fucking sticky that laptop was dude yeah get your own laptop for that shit

Jesus oh man so this guy he's fired and no that's not me without my beard Fuck you I see the resemblance No you don't

Get out of here Behavior and looks All right We're going to be back on Friday With the bonus episode Carl, great job today Thank you buddy And don't forget to vote

At the Creepoff And also just a quick reminder We will be in Las Vegas May 9th through 11th Hackamania.com promo code creep For 10% off your tickets We'd love to see you there We're doing a live creepoff podcast

And there's going to be a lot other live podcast there as well yeah buddy uh cardiff's going to be there dick's going to be there dr steve who i had a great chat with yesterday oh yeah how's steve doing he's good he's good he's going to be down there doing the last episode of weird medicine the longest tenured show on serious xm is coming to an end it's amazing dr steve's bored with these people that's how bad serious xm is everybody dr steve's like jumping chip that just seems like this platform's too old for me and they they can't change with the times i'm out of here He's not wrong.

Oh, I know. Good for you, Steve. Tell him to suck it. Also, we will be at the Dabell House next month, April 11th and 12th. We will be at Devil House. Go to dabblecon. Live. Dabblecon.

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internet can't wait for that that'll be fun it will be uh we do have a couple more super chats i believe celebrating super chat monday what a happy happy happy day joseph thanks for the four and nine i try insane sauces for fun how does she have more people oh i try them for fun not to build anything well that's your problem there what you might want to do joseph start rambling incoherently while you do it yes get arrested maybe show up at the uh at the uh at the emergency Emergency room. Spit of the cop. Yeah.

Try harder if you want more followers. Good advice. Eugene Stoner, thanks for the Fiverr, happy Monday. Happy Monday to you. Happy Monday, Eugene. Thanks for stopping by. May all of your Monday dreams come true. Carl, let's get the fuck out of here.

It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia, everybody. I'm holding the pose. Oh. Bebub.com and vote for my new best buddy Vinnie Carlino. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

It's the cream off. You gotta love Vinnie Carlino. Is John the weirdest guy in the world? All right. No.