The Creep Off - Episode 259: Island Boys

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

In this episode Karl and Vinnie go head-to-head in another wildcard round of the show! This is an anything-goes episode, there are no categories—just creeps. Any creep who hasn’t been covered before is fair game!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Funeral home owner 'left woman's body in back of hearse for more than a year' - Daily StarFailed asylum seeker who raped teenage girl has admitted three more serious sex offences | The SunTexas man allegedly killed and disemboweled his father, who he claimed was an alienForensic scientist fired after 'having sex with corpse', Brazilian police say | 7NEWSThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Going back to the head. That's Las Vegas. Oh, my gosh. It's a good video. Oh, I think we're about three weeks. I think so. I can't wait. It's going to be so much fun.

And a lot of people are coming to this show. I'll be hanging out in here. I'm a fence about it. Oh, I don't have any friends. You want to go. No one else I know. Listen to the shows. Whang!

Come alone. You won't regret it. Here's what I said. It's Vegas. You don't really need a reason. Go to Vegas. You're in trouble finding a hotel. What are you out of your mind?

Get your tickets now. Yeah. Media.com. Start the show or whatever. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Splat! Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host.

My name is Vinny, and joining me in studio, as always. It's my buddy. It's my co-host. It's the guy who did his consequence yesterday. It's hot cuck-cacarol. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Great to see you, my friend. Yes, last night.

I watched the Joker Foley Adieu thrice. And thank God I learned from my cuties consequence to watch it. And they split up speed the second two times through because that movie is over two hours of complete nonsense. Dude, I don't know anything about that movie other than I saw they cast Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. And I went, oh, I'm never going to watch this. Oh, it's worse than you could possibly imagine. She takes it real seriously, too. you think that she's like making a blockbuster Oscar worthy performance but it's a musical

and none of the music is original like they sing songs that have been around for a hundred years dude like that's entertainment what is in the movie do they do send in the clowns they don't do that one oh no because that'd be a little too obvious uh but yeah it's really uh poorly done and uh you know there's there's a scene where the prison guards decide to ask S.A. The Joker, because that's what prison guards do. You know, they're all horned up there in the prison. What the fuck is that for? Dude, who is that for?

The prison guards can leave and go home to their families. They're not cooped up, needing to get off. It doesn't even make sense. It was a real F-U to everyone who liked the first Joker movie, which is a movie I enjoyed quite a bit. I loved the first Joker movie. All it took was just a few little articles about the casting and everything with that movie that I immediately knew, not for me.

I'm not going into it. So I'm glad you had to watch it. As it was pointed out, that first Joker movie is basically taxi driver combined with King of Comedy, which is interesting. They have De Niro in that movie in a starring role. But, you know, people complain about that. Those two are great movies. It's great.

Mash up. I like it. The Joker? Cool. Yeah. So anyway, I did my consequence. It was really annoying because we have to look at the vote count from two weeks ago. We missed last week because of Dabble House.

Vinnie was on the road. We were going to do it on Saturday, but things got real busy for us. Yeah, Dabble House kept me busy. Yes, it did. So we weren't able to do a show, but we did do a show two weeks ago, and, of course, you were on Game Point. The way this show works is that Vinny and I both bring a creep in a different category. Each week, we present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. And then you, the fine fans, go to the creepoff.com, and you vote for who brought the bigger creep. Once someone gets five victories, they win the round, and the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences. The current tour is 4 to 2 with Vinny in the lead,

which means we need to bring our results girl on to find out what happened. Danny. There she is. Hi, Danny. How are you today? Hi, guys. I missed you all. I know.

It's been too long. How you been? Pretty good. Pretty good. It's dealing with all these fucking kids. I feel for you. It seems like a nightmare to me. Yeah, 750 bucks.

You could have had no problems. Do what? What? Back in the day. Hey, there's nothing. Don't worry about me. That was a really dark joke. Sorry, guys.

I mean, this is the creepop, Benny. Well, there's three of them, right? I was trying to do the math in my head. Yeah. Well, there's three. Okay. This one's kind of being quiet, so good job on doing the consequence. Oh, thank you very much, Danny.

Danny, what's the last time you just had a nice, quiet evening that you just got to enjoy yourself? Before the baby was born. Yeah. I'm sensing it on you. I think you need a vacation. Me too. Me too. It would be nice.

Yeah. Is there a fire station in your neighborhood? Yeah, actually. All right. There's an option. Do they have one of those little things that you can pull out, like a return drop that you just... It's not a blockbuster. Well, I thought that's what they had.

Just for people to put their abandoned babies. Yeah, that's a real thing. Because they don't want the kids just left on the doorstep in case. you know, the firefighters are drunk and don't know it's out there and it's like snowing and shit. Could you exchange a baby for a Dalmatian? That would be interesting.

I don't know. Okay. I don't know. I don't know how this works. Danny, who won Biggest Creep in Florida? Okay. Biggest creep in Florida. You, Mr. Vinnie Paulino had 61% of the vote. That means. All round.

The Crawf has been again. I know why you did that consequence yesterday Well, yes, because I had a feeling I was not going to win And so I wanted to get the consequence done before today Because the rule is if I don't do my consequence Before the next consequence, you get to pick my consequence Yeah, now listen, pal We got to talk about consequences

Yeah, I want Danny's opinion on this We talked about this a little bit on the bonus show on Friday Okay, so listen Danny, I'm going to have you hang in here But I want to make sure Well, close enough here we go there's Danny she's in front of everything Danny you're gonna have to disappear for one second

read those will bring you back so what we have as of right now winner's choice $100 podcast tip man number two number three take Harrison Young to lunch in Boston that's hilarious who grew up with that me I love it

we'll be in Boston June 21st save the date tickets we'll go on sale this week for who are these podcasts live with the Dick show in Boston the city winery You could do an open mic stuttering John set. I know the perfect mic in town we could set you up at. I probably haven't memorized at this point. I probably know his set.

Oh, I just want you to do the part about your wife having the baby. You guys know the Kardashians? Well, I'm friends with them. Huh? I had sex with the Kardashians. I had sex with the Kardashians. It was Bruce. But I'll take it.

Dinner with the listener at Hackamania, Carl. Oh, boy. Number seven, where Laterhosen at Hackamania? Okay. And number eight. is past the spin. Now, let's get out of here and we'll bring Danny back. Okay.

Oh, we got a baby. Oh, God. Where did that come from? Jesus Christ. Open up the ESO vault. We're looking at kids. Start to get restless in there. Does anybody want to buy this baby?

We'll start the bidding off the bidding. It is Super Chat Monday. $100 super chat. This baby can be yours. How about just largest super chat wins the baby? Kind of like how WATB does the winner of the biggest chat. Oh, yeah, you win the baby. You win the baby.

It's like what Jim Corvette says, guess who won the pony? We can say, guess who won the baby today? I love it. Okay. Give us money. Apparently, the conflict I did last night was a grift, according to one Chad Zumach.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, because that's what I don't understand how this game works, right? No, we just not. That's not what I wanted to spend my time doing last night at all. Well, Carl, there is one other thing here that I would like to show you. This was mailed to us from our friend, Brendan. Oh, yeah, we got something in the mail that we haven't looked down. We're going to open this yet. But he said this is for the wheel of consequences. So we might have to change something.

Is that Brendan from a formerly of shitty song of the week, right? Yes. At the worst of podcast on YouTube. You could find him. I don't have to get scissors on this some bitch. Okay. So the thing that we talked about in the bonus show, and I want Danny's take on this. Because we were talking about if I didn't do my consequence, many would pick 40 me. Get the fuck. Get this out of here. Oh, what do we got? What the fuck, Brandon? What do we got? What is this? The video looks very disturbed right now.

It's not a real one. Uh-oh. What is it? Like someone's fingernails or something? Is it a finger? What are we looking at? Oh, no way. Sonichu?

That's a real Sonic chew? Oh, my God. Is that signed by Jesus Christ Chan? Is that a nice? name now? Is that Christine Chandler's name now? The lovely woman that is Christine Weston Chandler? Wow! That's incredible.

I don't want this in here. I want it. I want it for my Christmas tree. These things are fucking cursed, bro. Look what happened to Nick Ricada. Okay. Look what happened to fucking dick. He got married and now he's having a baby. You're right. You're right. That is scary. That is scary.

I don't want this here. Is there one for me in there or just the one? There's just one. So what's the consequence? Wear it on the plane to Hackamania. The plane goes down. You have to wear this through the airport. Thanks a lot, Chris Chan. I think you should have to wear this all Hackamania weekend.

All right, let's talk about, that's fun. Thank you very much. Oh, this is not fun. This is the goddamn devil. Thanks, Brandon. But, okay, let's talk about your idea on Friday that we discussed during the bonus show. Which one? You said, Carl, if you don't do your consequence and I get to pick,

I'm picking you wear leader hose. at Hackamania. Yeah, I thought that would be fun. I was looking up with some leader hose on Amazon this morning. If you want to go through with that, I will allow that to be my consequence, or I can spin the wheel, which gives me a one-and-eight chance of giving you a consequence. That is true. So that's what I'm offering up right now as far as losing this round.

Lady Kay seems to agree with that. She's down with it. Listen, I'm going to let the chat tell me what they think on this as we go. I'm not going to give you a definitive answer until a little bit later in the show. Do we want to let Carl get away with just wearing later hosen? You said you wanted to be in too.

Or do we want to wear the Sonichu medallion on an airplane? Well, there's that too. Because that's fucking taking your life in your goddamn hands for the show. Yeah, thanks for killing me over the creep off. You and all the other poor souls. I know.

And he wished that my airplane would go down. Could you believe that all the innocent people on this airplane and he wished that my airplane would go down. Hold on. You know what? I don't want this thing near me. You're going to have to keep... Okay. I'll take it for you, buddy. I actually want to see this

thing. Take it. It touched this thing, didn't it? Yes, it's got its fingerprints in it. That thing's skeevy as fuck, bro. I know, but it's the thought that counts.

All right, Danny, thanks for everything. We'll see you soon. Okay. Bye, Danny. Enjoy celebrating Super Chat Monday, which is always the Monday after Easter in this country. And people are celebrating Super Chat Monday. They sure are, but I'm adjusting the score. So give me one second.

Okay, we're changing the score. We're at 0-0. There it is. Let's start off with Jared Horner. He became a new YouTube member. Remember, if you become a member of the Creep-off YouTube channel, you will get a bonus episode just about every Friday. We miss one every now and again.

But you get a lot of bonus episodes with us. We have a lot of fun over there. Chris Primer, thanks for the Fiver. when our boy Scorch's RV inevitably breaks down can tow him to the nearest trailer park. I hear the interior deteriorates rapidly in those. Oh my gosh. You think he'll just be living in that thing with his...

In a trailer park, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. I could see that. You know, I would care to wager that Scorch has stink lines. I was watching, yeah, for sure. I was watching Scorch. Could you imagine what that shudder's got to be like on that motorhome?

I was watching Scorch a video he put out. out this morning, we went to five different dive bars in Florida. And he's going into places at 9 a.m. that are open and ready for business. Scorch is going to die. This is not a good lifestyle for him. His business strategy is to be a barfly. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not going to go great for him.

It's not going to go well. Hunter Duke! Thanks for the 10. Congrats, Carl, on doing a consequence. Vote Vinny, the true champ of the creep off. Thank you, buddy. Also, go see Vinny this weekend at the Carlson. The Dukes are driving seven hours avoiding Canada and can't wait to see the champ. Dude, that means so much. Thank you. Duke, I'll see you there, buddy. I'm going,

Chuck Randi's going, producer Chris, Jenny Jingles, we'll be at the show. Yeah, I'm going to have some fun. I did five shows this weekend with Jay Chandra Sikar, and I, you know, working on this new material, and it's really came together nice, so I'm happy and excited. Carlsoncom. If you want to get tickets to see Vinnie Paulino do stand-up, he's the headliner this Saturday night. You know, it's weird. The Rickles Room is around to be performing. That's, um, right over there. Yeah. And I had to give the guy

who books at a hand job. It was fucking horrible. Well, you do that anyway. Labrid Mystic, thanks for the two. Did Doob send that? They curse. The curse. Yeah, dude.

The curse of doom. Dude. Now that I know what that is, oh, fuck. This has been sitting in here for like two and a half weeks. That's right. Yeah.

We've just been sitting out. We keep forgetting the open it. Dude, did that thing kill my dog? Oh, no. I think it did. Did that thing fucking kill my dog? They got it out of my house and gave it to you. Oh, thank goodness.

That thing killed my dog, dude. It was a sacrifice. It was a sacrifice to the Sonic Chew gods. Oh, God damn it. I can't believe that fucking thing was in here. I can't believe this is still a thing. Oh, God, damn. The person who made this had intercourse with his mother.

This is a real motherfucker. Rocco Orby, thanks for the Fiverr. You think Sean Ray's boyfriend buys her close at Oshkosh Pagosh. Also, did you enjoy the steamy? seed between Joker and Lady Gaga. That was really odd too. Like Lady Gaga was allowed to visit him in his cell and they're banging in the cell

standing up and stuff. And then she said she got pregnant. He was like a two-pumped chump. That wasn't good. Well, I mean, that guy didn't get late a lot. No. It is established in the first movie. That is established. Correct. What was the other part of that? I forgot. Oh, yeah, the shot of Ray. If you haven't seen

WATP yet this past week or listen to it, she was on the unplanned podcast, Shana Rae is a 25-year-old woman who looks like she's 10. She still has her baby teeth. Their voice sounds like she's 10. And they just have to like, for some reason, tiptoe around the fact that like, yeah, everyone who's who trashed to you is a predator. Yeah.

Your boyfriend's a PDF file. Let me tell you something. If she didn't get that television show on TLC, her and Chris Hanson should have got together, that would have been perfect. That would have been the greatest thing. You know, hi, come on in. Would you like some lemonade? These guys would run in.

They would be way less suspicious. She'd say, like, does that purse of the gold enough? You put her at the door. The problem is, Sean O'Rey probably would have fucked him. You know, these guys would have been rewarded for that. Just bring her, like, a nice outfit from Bill to Bear. From Bill to be her pants. Fucking gross.

Oh, it's not great. It's not great. Carl, today's category, we're starting off around 31. Jesus. And that means that today's category is going to be wild card. All right. So you want to ring that bell? Let's go.

Now, Carl, my friend, let's talk about this guy. Okay. His name is Shottie A. That's all I know about him. He got himself into a little bit of trouble last fall in Germany. He's a Syrian national. And he's 41 years old. He went on a violent rampage that left 31 people injured, including eight children.

And it was a series of deliberate acts, arson, vehicular assault, and straight. right up fucking chaos out of Grand Theft Auto. This was in a town called Essen, Germany. And this guy, around 5.10 p.m., set fire to two apartment buildings in two different parts of the town. He went to one set it on fire. Then he went to the other side of town and sent another one on fire. They were not random targets. They housed women from the local battered women shelter that took his wife in when she left him.

Yeah, she left him because of who would have thunk of domestic violence. I see, okay. Yeah, and so. They don't have those battered wives shelters in Syria, I bet. He's like, wait, what? You can go somewhere, they'll protect you? I didn't know that. He was not happy when he found out about it.

I can tell you that. This is pictures of people trying to drop children out of the battered women shelters because the bottom layers. Oh, no. The bottom of the thing was all on fire. Oh, no. So two children. an 8-year-old, 2-2-year-olds, and a 4-year-old. We're all hospitalized in critical condition with life-altering injuries from the fire.

Look how dangerous that looks. No shit. This is Germany. There should be something way more efficient than just that ladder. There should be like a fucking mechanical arm that goes up and picks the children off one at a time. Well, we got those helicopters that fly over the Hudson we can let them borrow if they want one of those. So we're not done yet, Carl. Immediately after setting the fires, he continued his run.

rampage. He drove a white delivery van through the streets, recklessly, rammed it into the front of the local grocery store, then reversed and then would accelerate into it again. This caused part of the roof to collapse, injury employees and other shoppers. Why was he pissed at the grocery store? Is that where she used to shop? Must have been. Maybe that's where they met. Well, maybe. Yeah. So then a few weeks away, he goes to another store deliberately targeted and starts doing the same thing ram in the fucking front of the store then the authorities been alerted about this rampage at this point

or no one's paying attention let me tell you something the fires distract a lot of people 160 firefighters to put them both out okay these are massive fires and now he's just running into the grocery store they're trying to pull people out

before the whole building fucking collapses or whatever the fuck's going on then he's running into another store a couple blocks away hops out and there he is with a knife and a machete. This is smart, though. He's creating divergions all over so that he can kind of focus on what he needs to do. Well, he didn't do a very good job because with the machete, he tried to get at people, but everybody was running because they knew he was coming. He fucking was running into buildings. Everybody was running the fuck away. So he gets out with the

machete and he starts trying to chase people. But I'll give the Germans this. They weren't putting up with his shit, Carl. Okay. A bunch of them grabbed Poles, shovels, and any other fucking thing they can find. You grab Polish people? What is this? 1942? What are they're grabbing polls? I'm not falling for this again.

Happy Dingus Day, everybody. Yeah, right? I think it's Dingus Day today. Is it? Yeah, the day after Easter, my Polish friend is in Buffalo for a Dingus Day celebration today. Well, happy, happy day, you dingus. I was invited, but, you know, Mondays are a busy day for me. It's not a Dingus Day without Carl.

So, check this out. This dude is now being. kind of blocked into this like alley area and these dudes just look at the weapons that they used to stop him okay one guy's got a shovel this guy's got like some kind of stick yeah he's like a crutch or something like from crutches yeah and they just gab him backed up in this alley even though he's got a machete reminds you of when homer starts a motorcycle gang and lenny's just driving his lawnmower so authorities were able to get there quickly when they took him into custody. Turns out, Carl, he was flagged under a police watch list for individuals considered

at risk of committing acts of violence. Yeah. Oh, the guy from Syria. Yes, they're all on that list. He had been reported to the police a multiple times for threatening behavior. And basically, this whole thing was about his acts leaving him and him not being able to see his kids. So this happened last fall. He's being held in custody. He's trial date. Hasn't been set yet. Okay. But he has been indicted on five counts of attempted murder for those kids, five counts of grievous bodily harm, and three counts of aggravated arson. So he's going to be stained in Germany for a while, I think. I don't think they're going to deport him. I think he's going to be in the prisons for a bit. They don't just send him to El Salvador like we do?

No, we don't. Okay. We're not, we're not, they're not as efficient as they should be. Okay. With that. Fair enough. So Carl, that is my creep this week. Shottie, go to the creepoff.com, vote for Vinny. All right. Let's not do that yet, because obviously we have to hear Carl's presentation. Do we? Because I brought a... You don't want to just go straight to the cop cam?

Oh, did I bring a creep for us today? I'm going to introduce you to Gerald Richards. He goes by Jerry Richards. He was a elementary school gym teacher in Michigan. Frances Sheldon had established Brother Paul in the 70s. And he teamed up with this guy, Francis Sheldon. Francis Sheldon is a very well-fetched. man, very connected, to the point where he bought his own island in Lake Michigan.

So he has an island in Lake Michigan. How much could an island in Lake Michigan cost? I don't know, but he's also got a private jet that flies people there. So Vinny, if you play my first clip here, this is going to set up how Francis Sheldon and Jerry Richards were working together. All right, let's watch. Francis Sheldon had established Brother Paul's children's mission. a charity organization for boys which operated on his private island

Brother Paul's had never obtained the required licenses from the state to operate due to Sheldon's status proper procedures had been overlooked Sheldon enlisted the help of two men to establish the camp Dyer Grossman and Gerald Richards Oh I don't like it. He looks like Mark Maron

He does, he's got a Mark Merron vibe Actually I take that back. He looks like Howard Sturred in private parts when he worked at the original radio station Without the Afro. Yeah. So interestingly enough, Gerald Richards, he is a married man, has a son. People think he's just a normal guy. Jim teacher, he went to college.

While he was at college, though, he was working at an adult bookstore. And during that time, he learned about how there's a black market for CP, that there are a number of customers who want to get their hands on nude photos of children. telling me fucking weirdos that go to porn shops are looking for CP sometimes so you know what he decided to do he decided to him and his wife

were going to start a magic act and that magic act was going to give him access to all of the schools in the area because he would come in and he would do magic and he'd teach the kids lessons and stuff like that I'm going to make your virginity disappear yes it's very impressive get in this box

and when you come out you will be walking funny I'm going to get in that box the kids loved him because he was as short as a 14 year old who weighed 110 pounds so he was kind of like a child to them oh no but play my clip too

talks about his magic act I don't want to play this one Tritchard's graduated college he incorporated his unweary wife into a magic act the couple traveled to several states as Seymour Safety the school magician in 1970

Richards created Brother Paul's educational entertainment missions. For this endeavor, he enlisted the help of an unsuspecting couple from his church. The new charitable organization gave Richard's access to nearly every area of school. So this is the, uh, a safety. Now in this picture, at this picture, he looks like Herman Munster. Yep. What the fuck is going out with this guy?

Maybe a little Elvis Costello because of the glasses, too. Hold on a second. I'm going to go back to this. What? That's great. Fuck. He's a ghoul, man. This guy is a creole.

I'm telling you. This is the definition of a creep because my clip number three you're going to find out that he's like, you know what? I need to make a little extra money because this being a gym teacher thing isn't really paying the bills. So he decides he's going to start

doing some photography at his house. Clip three. Richards turned his basement into a studio. He bought a massage table, installed a dead bolt on the door and spray painted the windows. He paid a 13-year-old neighbor boy who regularly babysat for his son to become his first model. He then used the boy to lure more minors.

Most of these boys were between the ages of 11 and 15, although by his own admission, somewhere as young as 8. So he sets up this whole studio and starts getting all the neighborhood boys down there to take their clothes off so he can get some photos. And then what he does. wrestling photos, kids? Yeah, right, the Florentine story.

And then what he does, Vinnie, do I? This is like the early 70s. He starts placing ads in adult magazines with coded wording that other PDF files understand.

And so there's this magazine called Better Life Monthly and Herms is the other one. Both promote male homosexual pedophilia. These magazines are kind of like

underground magazines. But he puts in these things where he words them and he'll have wording like magician for hire my assistant and i would love to come see you and the uh the other pdf files out there understand that what that is so they send him money 15 bucks and he sends them a uh film roll in the mail now he doesn't get the films developed he sends him the film role for them to get developed because the postal inspectors don't check film rolls they only check photos right so he's able to get all of the

CP that he's filming and he's able to get that out to people and he's making $15. Now, the people who are buying these can also request specific images and then he could charge more money for it. So they'd send him notes and be like, you know, I'd really like to see that... There's taking fucking commissions. Yes.

Yes. So then he's was like, I can set that up for you. It's different shoots for these creeps that he would send out to people. I hope this guy dies in the worst way. My clip number four we're going to learn about his customers goals.

I like how you label this end goal. Yep. That checks out. As Gerald Richards would later testify before a Senate committee, most of his customers' end goal was to either travel to meet a boy or have a boy flown to him. In an effort to lure even more victims, Richard drove an orange pinto wagon with Jerry the magician painted on the sides. I wonder if that's a creep.

Ah, it's probably fine. It's probably not big. Jerry the magician So interestingly enough This guy Francis Sheldon Who established Brother Paul's children's mission And set up this campsite on this island That he owns

He is one of the customers Who's getting these images And so he corresponds And they do a little bit of back and forth And they become fast friends Because Dear Jerry the magician I would love you to fly to my private island

Francis Sheldon is a big admirer of his work, and my clip number five, he really hooks up, Jerry. It takes things to the next level. Oh, fuck. Sheldon soon brought Richards to Chicago to meet members of his network. He was introduced to child pornographers, publishers, and adult bookstore owners. Sheldon also rented a local office space for Richards to work from and paid for new camera equipment. At this point, Richards had officially joined the Boy Love Movement. so this guy's getting funded now because he's such a good photographer he's got nicer equipment

to capture these kids and then he decides to run for st clair county commissioner oh christ and so richard is running for this commissioner and he hires this 13 year old boy to put flyers up around the neighborhood to get people to uh to vote for him and then because the kid did that he was rewarded my clip six talks about that how did um he stick him to the to the walls Richards enlisted the help of an eight-year-old neighborhood boy to pass out campaign flyers. As a reward, Richard told the boy's parents that he would get to take a plane ride. Within days, Richards loaded the boy, along with several others who were members of his gym class, into Sheldon's plane. They were flown to North Fox Island and sexually molested.

I'm sorry, eight years old. I said 13. I apologize. Yeah, that's way fucking worse. It's not great. Can I also ask this question? Did they just say children from his gym class? Yes, so he is recruiting. Do you have to get parent slips? Yes, he actually, we're going to talk about that in a moment.

He actually goes right to the parents and goes, by the way, Stephen in my class is killing it. And I think that he deserves to go on a fun plane ride to this really cool island that me and my buddy hang out at. So let me take your kid's hot ass to that island. What do you say? And he slips up every now and I mean, oh, shit. That's that what I meant? so they built some cabins they had a small hotel they had a boat launch on the island it was a nice little fun place for kids to go camp so let me guess the kids go to the cabins the petos get to stay in the hotel this guy's charging the petos for the hotels right oh yeah so this is all money making oh yeah this is pito tourism the same shit they do in thailand well it's also very geoffrey epstein ask this is long before upstein's island do we know if epstein was charging people to like come as a business like that's the difference the reason why Epstein shit is more, this might be more fucked up than Epstein shit, because

Epstein shit was like, this is for me, this is my fucking fucked up kink. This guy's like, oh, how do I monetize this? Wait, you really don't understand what Epstein was actually up to? He's blackmail. Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying, but it was also he was fucking into it from what I could tell. Everything we've read. So you saw in that first clip that it wasn't just um this guy jerry richards but also this other guy uh dire gordon or grossman i mean yeah so sheldon and grossman it started a non-profit organization back in 1970 called the church of the new revelation there's all of this is being done with uh non-profit organizations and church groups and all these fun things so grossman arrives in michigan to sign the paperwork

in order to incorporate Brother Paul's children's mission in with what they had as their other nonprofit. And listen to what Richard's done. This is really nice, my clip number seven. He's a good guy. On September 2nd, 1975, Grossman arrived in Michigan to help file the necessary paperwork to incorporate Brother Paul's children's mission. As part of the agreement, Richards met Grossman at the local Howard Johnson, bringing along a 10-year-old boy for Grossman to abuse. Isn't that nice? He's like, yeah, yeah, we'll get this paperwork I'll figure it out now.

So here's a 10-year-old to fuck while you're here. Like, oh, thanks, man. Welcome to Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge. I really appreciate that. I wonder why there's no more Howard Johnson's anymore. So, yeah, what he was doing was he would meet up to the mothers from the gym class that he taught and tell them that their son was eligible to attend Brother Paul's camp at no cost due to their outstanding character and performance in my gym class.

And the mom's went, wow, that's awesome. He's failing everything else, and he's dumb as a brick. But Jimmy's really good at sports, so that's great. So 11 to 13-year-olds were put on a plane and taken to the island. Once they got there, they realized there's a lot of cameras. The cameras just set up everywhere on this island. And my clip number eight goes into the technique they use for molesting the boys. The pedophiles employed an insidious tactic to groom the boys.

They called this loss of sight. once at brother paul's camp boys would be separated from the group one at a time at this point a man the child was completely unfamiliar with would inappropriately touch the boy many kids would immediately tell the man who had brought them to the island thus giving the chaperone a chance to convince the boy it was no big deal and tell him it was perfectly normal if the boy could not be convinced or he pretended telling his mother upon returning home the chaperone had plausible deniability and would respond with i completely misunderstood what he was trying to tell me or this is horrible i had no idea always followed with I just lost sight of him for a little while. So they had a whole technique in order to get these kids get their fudge packed in. That's at this camp. Fucking very evil.

It's pretty vile. That is very fucking evil. And they find all these guys who are like mine. They're just like, hey, you want to run a camp where we fuck children? Like, yeah. How much do I want me to pay for that? That's amazing. See, the thing that's so fucking insidious about it is the plausible deniability.

you make sure that the people who are going to do the essaying are not seen again or only seen that one time we don't know who that is they weren't with our group that we had nothing to do with it yeah that's so what was the name of the man i don't know he was not he was around yeah right only lost sight of him for a minute well what happened though viny is that enough of the parents have heard stories from their children that uh eventually the police got wise to this and richard was arrested in 1975 who's this fucking ghoul in the corner of here this guy's fucking these are the guys who are answering those uh yeah those are the guys who were sending in 15 bucks at a time for reels of film all right uh clip eight no no hold on a second

okay that was clip but um so yeah he was arrested because enough parents went to the police and said i'm hearing these stories about what's going out of this camp and so they they arrested richards sheldon who has a plane went to the netherlands he's like i'm not waiting around to get arrested myself So he skips town. The other guy, Grossman, was never charged with anything. Why? Because they couldn't find him. He also fled.

So just Richards now is taking the heat for all of this. And he tells the police everything. He breaks down all the organizations, how they all work together, and who does what, and how this all works. So the police actually had a brilliant idea. My clip nine, they decided to use him in a little sting operation. In Michigan, police had Richards write an advertisement, which they then published in the Broad Street Journal. Richards crafted an ad for a non-existent boys' camp, using boy lover code words. The response was overwhelming.

Pedophiles from across the country wrote in with graphic descriptions of what kind of boys they wished to pay for. Police then sent cloth photos of boys to the respondents. Next, detective arranged meetings at hotels, For the child molesters were asked to bring photos and movies of their previous crimes to trade. Over 100 men were arrested in this way. It's pretty brilliant, isn't it? Look at this. So this is the advertisement that is advertising child molestation.

It just says, worldwide pen pales. The Broad Street Journal publishes a monthly ad listing service with a yearly subscription of $12 and three free three-line personal ads given send 50 cents for a sample copy and add form to the address dude how would you ever know what that means that's crazy but they caught over a hundred creeps using this and then they made some of those creeps informants and caught even more so this actually worked out really well for the police they were able to take down a lot of these perverts so normally i would say that makes uh gerald richards a hero he helped and catch all these other pitos vote for viny well honestly the story ain't over yet i i'm fucking so appalled the story ain't so appalled the story ain't so

for you. This is a crazy story. And also, there's a case of the Oakland child killings in 1975 that was, or between 76 and 77, that was never solved. There were four children that were found, their bodies were found dead. What year was it? Others that were missing in mid-70s. I guess it's a pretty famous case in Michigan because they never figured out who did it,

and they believe that it ties back to these guys in this organization. But that's neither here nor there. he talks about how they recruited the kids there were three factors for how they recruited a boy to bang on the island physical appearance in age was number one got to have a hot kid who's young

and then they looked for kids who had like a bad father or an absent father whether he was a workaholic or an alcoholic or just something so that the kid was missing that element in his life of a fatherly figure around yeah and then the third one is they wanted kids who didn't attend church

they didn't want kids who had had a moral compass and would immediately recognize that this was wrong. Or an adult that they would have to go confess shit to. Right. Correct. So Raise your kids Catholic, everybody. It might help. So he was sentenced to 20 years. Probably not.

Richard was sentenced to 20 years. And all of this cooperating did not help his sentence. So they pretended to be crazy for a while and was trying to plead to the judge to let him out because he was getting essayed in jail. He was getting beaten. He was being burned with cigarettes.

fucking great. Well, he was in the penitentiary. Like, here's a small little guy who was assaying children and the inmates were, did not take too kindly to him. So he did not have a good time. I'm actually thrilled to hear that. After 10 years, he was released.

He had a 20-year sentence. He was released 10 years. Of course, his family's left him. He moved him with his mom. And wouldn't you know it in 1988? Arrested again for mailing out CP to people. He started up his old business practice as again. Jesus Christ.

So he went, he would set back to the slammer. we execute him yet or? No, but he did die in 1998. There's a... Please tell me it was heinous. There's various reports. One is that he died in the hospital after complications and a long stay. I saw on a wiki page somewhere that he committed

suicide in 1998, so we don't really know. But vote for Carl and Jerry Richards at the creepoff.com. Carl, I might vote for you and Jerry Richards after this. That is fucking appalling. That's crazy. Oh, my

God, all right. Super Chat Monday's still happening, Carl. They were talking about, too, and some of the stuff that I was researching, a lot of Americans didn't even know this existed back then. Like 60 Minutes finally did a piece on it in the late 70s, early 80s. But a lot of people are just like, no, he'd send him my kid to camp. What could go wrong? When he made, there's adults there. They'll fateful them out. Yeah, not every adult there is going to fuck him.

Well, that's probably true. They want to. Happy Super Champ Monday, everybody. And Ken Fresno. Vincenza, I used to hate you, but Dabble House won me over. Thank you, my friend. That's so nice to hear. You had very little time on screen.

I think that's what helped. Yeah, I always liked you, Ken. I was always a fan of you. Labromistic, Carl, that's a phrase people don't get to use when referred to objects they hold. The person who made this had intercourse with their mother. It's a pretty unique sentence right there. Oh, dude. It's a beginning of your downfall right there.

Someone's going to clip that. Grapes. Carl, repeat your reason for not pain. S.J. It's cute. Oh. I'm not paying S.J. Okay. Turkey boy, Vinn, cross mind to get S.J's consent before using his IP.

What IP did John own? I don't know. The tapes that Kate recorded. I know. And that Kate gave Shulay permission to play. VT.M is so upset that he's got nothing to talk about, nothing to do. He's really trying to make this a thing that there's going to be this lawsuit for charging money. Like, I love that somebody.

either called in or something. Yeah, I think they called in to be dabbling live. And they regurgitated this message that VTM is trying to put out there. And even Rock was just like, why would charge you people money have anything to do with anything? It's just a made-up thing. He's trying to get John on his side again. Carl, how you miss obvious ISO red flags at dinner? That's a good question.

Yeah, right. I told my story about ISO, about ESO, and his fucking dad came to the club. I remind me. What was your story about ESO? Well, for the first dabblecon, because we were setting shit up, and I had him helping me set up fucking some cables, and he had to put in all of the dabblecon shit. So his dad showed up, and I was like,

yeah, yeah, your kid's helping me out. He's a nice boy. And his dad was just like, yeah, okay. And I didn't see that red flag. But his dad showing up to see what he was doing. Now completely fucking checks out. and uh you're saying his dad knew yeah i think his whole family knew i thought that that the wife was threatening him with telling them well she told them she did tell them that's right and then he had to say

she was a liar yeah that's right yeah i forgot the story so like that shit that was a red flag to me and i didn't know what the fuck all that was about and now i know this is another by the way i know we're putting some time to it so it's making it worth his while but this is another thing that vince is a smart guy and this is the dumbest fucking thing ever i don't know who falls for that just like, you had dinner with a guy who's into CP and you didn't realize it? Like, yeah. Could you imagine if everyone who talked to a person knew that they were into CP? They wouldn't last very long.

That couple with the baby that walked in that he was like, hey, bring a booster over here. Come sit with us. That's true. That was a little weird. I was just like, let's invite people over. I'm paying for this. Right, right. Gems, new lawyer, Esquire, thanks for the two.

You guys really did it this time. ROTRO. Probably. This time, the next time, we definitely did it. We're doing it. What's happening? Is it time for your cop cam? Let's go.

I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcan. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause Cop Cam. Lose all your rights. You ruin your life. This one came in from Bugle Me This. Thank you very much for sending this in. We are going to see a woman who is a problem.

She's at a bar in Clearwater, Florida. Oh, man, I'm looking at these titles of your clips, Carl. I'm officially excited. Okay, she's at a bar in Clearwater, and the management does not want her there anymore. She's causing a ruckus. And so they say, ma'am, we are trespassing you. You need to go. And she says, I ain't going nowhere.

So that's when the police get involved, and you'll see my clip number one. Here we go, kids. You are from here and I'm trespassing. If you don't mind, you're formally trespassed. Who's the guy with the cute, it's the guy with the cute pompadour. He has a cute pompadour. I'm a barber. You're formally trespassed.

You need to vacate this premises. If you come back, you will be arrested. Do you understand? Leave the property. There is a speedway where you can get water right now. What are you not understanding? Do you want your dog to go to the animal shelter? No, I just want to water.

Okay, then you need to leave. I just want to water. See, these fucking people, they always do this shit too. What do you mean these people? I mean, people who won't leave when they're being told to leave. Drunk people. Oversea their welcome. Yeah, she's drunk, she's on something because she does that loop thing where she just gets herself

entangled into an argument with the police that is nonsensical and no one understands. I just want to water. Listen, I'm telling you right now, I know a lot of you that listen. listen to the show, drink a lot, have a good time, have a great time, but remember my words right now. If a cop says leave now, don't say a fucking word, turn around, walk the other way. The best thing that could happen to you. Just, it's a gift from God if they tell you to walk away. Just fucking walk away. For sure. My clip number two, they're just like, you just need to go. This is really an easy fix here,

lady leave the property there is a speedway where you can get water right now what are you not understanding do you do you want your dog to go to the animal shelter no i just want water okay then you need to leave because what will happen what will happen is you're going to go to jail and your dog is going to go to the shelter that's what's going to happen water i apologize yeah i had some of that was uh in the previous clip Yeah, okay, I was confused. So, yeah, so it's just like, I just want a water. I don't know what the problem is. And the one cop over on the side over here says,

if we give you a water, will you leave? And she says, yeah. Dude. Get the hose. So he gets her a water. And let's see if this works. It's a guy. What a cute haircut.

He has like, I'm a barber. Just understand. You're trusting that. You're not going to go to jail. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm good night.

Thank you. have a good night you too you too are going to gangstock me do you see like the gangstock inside I don't know what gang stalking is so she's walking away

it's over and then she has to turn around and go are you going to gangstock me and she gets herself all worked up The cops looked at each other and said, stalk, no. She does have a nice body, and she is rocking that two-piece. There's nothing wrong with what's going on there, other than, you know, her rotten brain. Agreed, yes. So now she's accusing this police officer of being the gang-stalking type,

and she starts saying water like Opie would, like Opie tried to be entertaining. My next clip. Get off the property. You seem like the gang-stalking type. You're about to go to jail is what you're about. to do it. It's shutting. Shutting.

Shutting. Cool. And after I go to jail, you seem like the gang stocking tight. Get off the property. And I will. I just want the water. And you made it hard for me. I just wanted a water.

Get off. And I will. But I just wanted a water. Perfect. I just wanted a water. Water, but you seem like the gang-stalking type. Water. What I hate are these people who have to make...

What I hate is when anyone tries to... They're clearly the wrong. They've been told to leave, but they're trying to find anything that they can do to have some type of high ground to walk away with. What's happening here is this person doesn't want to walk away because then they lose. Right.

them coming back going, all I wanted was the water and you made it hard for me is like making this person and making that person wrong and themselves the victim. You are so right. She is a woman who likes to argue. You can tell that she is, I would hate to date this woman. My next clip, you're going to see

this in folds. Oh, I wouldn't date her. And guess what? I will. I like your ponytail. Thank you. And you're beautiful. I like your glasses. Thank you. I like your glasses. I appreciate that. And also, I like, like, I'm just trying to compliments you. I appreciate that. Just to let you know

I'm not against you. I'm not against you. I'm not against you. Okay. I'm not against you. Okay. I'm not against you. Holy shit. What are we talking about here, lady? She's looking for things to yell at this cop. Kind of. I'm not against you. Not yet. You keep complimenting me though. It's like. So after this, she walks away. Thank goodness. It's over. She's been trespass. She understands it. And then she decides to Just stop, turn around and start arguing again.

Just start yelling stuff. And then she starts walking back over to the cops again, clip six. It'll keep going for generation and generation. It's a good mic. Because we already know. You're going to end up going to jail. Just leave and then nothing happens. I'm not going to go to jail.

I'm not going to go to jail. Because guess what? You've been trespassed from the phone of you. This is not between you, you, you and you. It's between me and her. Shutting. 10. Just leave. I just wanted to water

when you're talking to be disrespectful for me. You try to be you personally. Stop causing a problem. I'm not causing a problem. Look at me pointing my fucking shit. Well, my, baby, come. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you're wrong. I'm sorry because I'm yelling right now. So I make it seems like I'm wrong. So now, civilians are getting involved, but there's a moment of self-awareness right there.

She's like, okay, I seem like the crazy one. I get it. I'm yelling and screaming at the police. Everyone's going to see me and think I'm the crazy one. But that self-awareness has not lasted very long, Vinnie. Okay, okay. Because now she's decided that the police officer, this woman, is a Karen. The police officer?

Yes. I really understand what a carrot is. I'll be honest with you. Okay. You're acting like a Karen. What's your name, man? And you know when it comes to. Cairns? When it comes to Cairns, you know how, I'm sorry, stereotypical Cairns go?

Do you know how stereotypical Cairns go? Listen, I really don't have to go. I'm sorry, hold on, hold on. Let me come correct. Hold on, let me come correct. Hey, I'm over here. Hold on. I'm sorry, mommy.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So this woman, I don't know if she knows her or not, this woman's going, hey, come talk to me. Let's let's go for a walk together. Come on.

comes to carids oh god they be sharon's i don't know what the fuck she's saying she has no idea what she's saying she just wants to be screaming at this cop i can't tell if i'm in love i know i can't tell if i'm in love she's got to be crazy these crazy women are so much fun he's got to be fun uh so now my next clip she explains to the police officers what their job is which is always good oh they love that yep thank you because what is your job what is your job to trespass at this point. No, your job is to protect, serve. Protect, serve. Stop it. And what? Protect, serve, and what? What else? You're going to have to go to jail because you can't leave. I got to go to jail because I'm yelling at you. Because you won't leave. I'm about to leave.

Then leave. My job is, my issue was about with, hey. Oh, no. This is like that kids in the hall skit where Bruce McCullough keeps getting up from the fight. They're like, stay down. Stay down. What do you do? They're all just like, just go. We don't want to arrest you.

I can tell these police officers, they do not want to arrest this woman. They're pleading with her. Can they just go away? They don't want to deal with her anymore. If she just leaves, everything will be fine. Wow. I would say that this police officer is serving the restaurant by protecting the restaurant from this woman. Josh from Jersey just got to be protected, serve water.

Water. Right. Apparently. Water. So, Vinnie, you know what's going to happen next? They've tried everything they can. And I've only pulled a few clips. There was a lot longer back and forth going on.

They were being very patient. Finally, it's time. Number nine. I'm about to leave. I'm about to leave. I'm about to leave. You're not leaving. You're not fine.

I'm about to leave. But you're not. Oh, my, ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, I'm about to leave. Christ. I'm about to leave.

Oh, God. So they're putting the cuffs on her. She is resisting, of course. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She's about to leave, Vinnie. You believe her, right? She's planning on leaving sometime soon, maybe.

I don't think she's telling the truth. Maybe not. Well, they drag her over to the patrol car, because they're going to throw her in there. But she's very concerned about her credit cards and ID. Nope, we're past that point already.

Where are my credit cards and my freaking ID? Where's my ID? Where's my ID? And my credit cards of my dog? I don't care about going to jail, but where's my ID?

Don't take my freaking card. Don't take anything from me. Where's my credit cards? ID. It's right here. Stop trying to take my heart. You're taking my card. Don't kick me.

You know what? After this angle, I pass. Yeah? Yeah, I'm passing. No longer interested? Something's wrong here. Her ass is very flat. Yeah, it's not.

It's like an ironing board. An ironing board? Yeah. An irony board? A shirt on that ass. All right. So, you know, you're concerned about her cards and everything like that. she doesn't seem to understand what's happening

and that her dog is being brought to an animal shelter they explain that to her like yeah no man we have to bring her dog to an animal shelter now because you're going to jail right now so she's not comprehending that at all she's decided that this is actually a kidnapping that is occurring oh okay well kind of we're done with this have a seat excuse me excuse me has a seat but you're not God

But you're not God! I can help to see it out here. Stop! Don't fucking do that! I'm not trying to kick you. I'm not trying to kick you, but guess what? Guess what? Guess what?

I'm going to kick you. You're kidnapping me! Kineap! Kineap! Kinnap! Kinnap! I like this. They're trying to get a decision.

down in the patrol car and she goes, I can sit down over here. Like, well, no, that's not the point. It's not that we want you to sit really badly. We just want you in the car. It's really what the point is. And she keeps explaining that they're not God. And then she's decided that she's being kidnapped. I don't, uh,

I don't see people coming to her aid, though, for some reason. Yeah. It's like the cops are just allowed to kidnap people like this, Carl? At America? Yep. Wow. Apparently that's the case. It's Trump's America now. Round them up. so my uh my clip 12 minnie she is not going to go quietly she hasn't so far she has not going quietly this woman is like an x-men she has like she has like some type of mutant power that

voice is awful do you read me more rights oh king of kennel cannot patterned off okay Dude, look for us. Hell! Bend your knees. Ah!

Kidna! Kidna! Dude a bunch of seagulls are flying around now. Holy shit. Wow. Problem she is. You could hear, she kicks, and you can hear the cops say battery out of the officer. Pretty cool.

In that clip for just now. I barely heard it, but yeah, you're right. So, so she's racking up the charges. as they're going. And my next clip, Vinny, if you had to guess a person's name that she might bring up in this situation, could you think of a name

that might come out of her mouth? Out of her mouth? Yeah. I can think of one. Yeah? Yeah, I think we're going to hear it in this next clip. Okay, okay.

George Blood. Yep, that's what I was at a guess. And all the other people that comes that fucking illegal and bug them. They're going to kill me. They're going to kill me! They're going to kill me!

They're going to kill me! Yeah, I want to thank the news media and Dave Chappelle and everyone else who really pushed this George Floyd thing as far as they possibly could. Because it's not a really, a lot of great stuff for this community. Wow. It's really helped them out a lot. Everyone thinks they're George Floyd now getting killed. No, you're just resisting your rest and being a problem. That's all.

We really tried not to do this. We gave you a water. We told you many times just to walk away. You just wouldn't do it. Just couldn't do it. You could be drinking that water right now. Oh, my gosh. You can imagine how cool and delicious that water is.

Clip 14. Now, she's confused about why she's even in trouble right now. Let's find out what she thinks is going on. What did I do wrong? Get in the call. What did I do wrong? Wait, wait, wait. No, stop.

Listen, I'm doing as nice as I can't. Do you know what I dare wrong? Tell me what I did. You and the... No. Yes, you are. No. Yes, you are.

Traspass after morning. That's what you're out of action. Tell me, what did I do, rule? Just tell me, please. You get in the car, I'll tell you. Okay. So, they finally do get her in there. She's sticking her foot out the top of the door so they can't close it.

And they keep trying to get it out. She started screaming as a whole thing. They could close it. Say it was an accident later. Well, my last clip, we're going to find out about the charges, but they also finally get her foot pushed in and get her into the car. Yeah. How about I do it alone?

How about now? How do I get it? Got it, got it. Go, go, go. baby noises there the woman was charged with trespassing after warning multiple counts of battery on law enforcement officers and resisting arrest the case is still pending in court yeah that checks out so there you have from last august this woman this for some reason we still haven't figured this out but again what i love about these videos is that this is on youtube getting millions of views you know every single person who has to deal with this bitch is watching this and sending it to all their Dude, how great would that be if that was like your evil X? Oh, my gosh. Just have one of those videos. That's what I'm saying, man.

I'd have a hard watch party at my house. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay. Probably J.O. do it a few times, sure. Hey, Carl, I got some good news. What do you got, buddy? Well, we have a, I have a special announcement to make for next week's episode. Oh.

We're going to have an in studio guest host with us. Nice. Who we got? Someone who has not been here in quite a while because of their work schedule. They weren't able to get Mondays at this time or Fridays ever off. Oh, just the results girl? No. Oh, better.

Brian McBride. Nice. The voice of Syracuse, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be joining us next week. Beautiful. And let's queue up some voicemails,

speaking of Brian McBride. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Hey kids, come to Syracuse to see our crumbling infrastructure. It's like you're playing Minecraft for real.

See you in Syracuse. That's fun. Yeah, this one is a shot at Boner Guy 69. Okay. Out of the gate. Hey, so Boner 69 or whatever the fuck his name is called in and tried to say that Carl is somehow more likable than Vinny. I'm just saying I'd much rather hang out with Uncle Paulino than Uncle Hamburger. Okay.

All right. Vinny, you're cool. Don't come to school tomorrow. Carl, see you at lunch. Well played, sir. That's a problem. Yep, sure is. Well, speaking of me being the problem, here's a voicemail we got.

This is for the creep off. Oh, it's K-F-T. Well, you know what? Never mind. It's going to be VST from now on. Because you know why? Vinnie tries. You don't try anymore.

You've given up. You've become so high in the dabbleheart. You're the new, God, I hate to say this. You're the new Opie Hughes. What? Yep. I said it. You are Opie.

It's outrageous. You think you're better than everybody. No. You couldn't have built this without Vinny. Vinny is Coomia. Maybe a little more racist, but, you know, still, he's Coomia. So, Vinnie, I'm with you. We're all with you.

The battle horses behind you now. Thank you. Vinny's for all the tips. See you. All right. Vote for Carl at the Creepop. This is not true. I'm not giving up.

I put a lot of work into this show. You're the new opies. That's amazing. yeah you've got the medallion you're going it's all downhill for you're right i wear this yes it's finally going to happen oh no oh it's all downhill from here oh boy opi too uh here we go this one is from podcast profit podcast prophet podcast robert here holy spirit is speaking through me uh benny you're not that fucking stupid are you uh you were sounded like you were equally surprised and impressed and that the grave digger

got the infant casket out by himself. Five-day-old baby. You can imagine how small that fucking casket would be. You don't actually think they give him a full-fucking-sized casket, do you? No.

I mean... Cuddle. You're an idiot. Thank you, fuck you by. You know... Show him that thing in a box of Twix and calling the day. He's absolutely right. I, in my head, was thinking, like, a child's

casket, which is, like, you know, not super full size, but I was thinking to be wood and... But still hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Right. What's funny than kids cast?

I don't know. I can't think of anything around. Clown shoes? Come on. All right. Here's one. Someone has a question about the bonus episode we did on Friday. Somebody in the chest says, Carl, fire up the candy crush.

Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, you do voicemails, Minnie. Okay. Minnie, Carl, Cheryl, Pal, D.P. I have a question about the bonus episode. The guy that flushed the head down the toilet, did they by chance say what the model of the toilet was because... It's oppressive.

I eat a lot of meat, and I'd take some pretty hefty shit sometimes. Yep. And that clogs the toilet. So either, this guy has the world's greatest fucking toilet that is unclogable, or he's John fucking Henry and was able to vaporize that skull in order to get it down there. So, yeah, call me back. I'd love to know what toilet he's got. Thank you, fuck you by.

It sounds like what DP needs is one of Carl's inventions, the turd tenderizers. That Carl keeps next to his toilet because of his hard stools. Right. Everyone has one of those, I'm pretty sure. Nope. I have a feeling that guy would be really good at that carnival game where you slam the mallet down and the thing goes up and hits the bell. That's what he was doing to his wife in order to tenderize that shit enough. Yeah, so I think he had to empty out the skull, drop the brains into the bowl and, you know, mix them up a little bit, and then try to flush that.

And then, you know, then you go to work on the skull and you're going to have to knock that down to a powder to get it down the toilet. Vinny's thought about this a lot. Yeah, well, I mean, it's my job, right? Next voicemail. Vinny, Carl, Cheryl Palt BP. My bad, wrong one. Here we go. Oh, hoi, hi, great C-moos here.

The fuck's your problem with scream, Vinnie. Anyway, call me back. Fucking... Vote for Vinny. Jamie Kennedy. Great Seamus. What's up, buddy? I love Great Seamus.

Maybe we'll see him in Vegas again. I hope so. I love that guy. He's a lot of fun. Carl, I don't have any more voicemails, do you? I do not. I guess that makes it time for a scum parade. Scum parade.

Take me on a raid of these fucksharets that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid. Fuck by his mom. Dad We're soaking up

The blood of a Cats Cump Parade We're going to start in Littleton, Colorado, Home of Columbine. That's not the right guy. That's this guy. This is Miles Harford.

He was the owner of Apollo Funeral Home and Cremation Services. SBF30 is what I'm recommending for this guy. Got to use sunscreen, man. He looks like Richard Dreyfus after close encounters

to the fifth guy. He's just all kind of red. He's the owner of a funeral home. He has pleaded guilty to abuse of a corpse and theft after a body was discovered decomposing in the back of a hearse and the cremated remains of up to 30 people were found stashed around his rental property. Talk about bringing your work home. It all came crashing down on February 6, 2024 when deputies showed up to evict

Hartford from the property and instead stumbled upon the fully intact corpse of 63-year-old Christina Rosales, wrapped in blankets. and the hearths parked out back. Inside the house, there were urns, ashes, and remains, tucked into crawl spaces and packed in moving trucks. Some of the individuals had died as far back as 2012. How do they know these ashes or remains of people? Is it a taste thing?

You ever see those movies where the cops want to see if it's a bag of Coke because they put their pinky in it? Yep, that's Coke, all right? Is that the same thing? It's like, yep, that's Grandma Smith. You're so stupid. That's not how they do it. It's not?

No, they just take a, like, a, a, strainer and they sift it for teeth. Oh, that makes sense. Duh. All right. I'm stupid. Idiot. My bad. Harvard had been running his funeral operation like a haunted storage unit. Collecting payments, promising services allegedly never

following through. Prosecutors originally hit him at the laundry list of charges, forgery multiple theft counts, and four counts of corpse abuse, all tied to what they described as behavior that would outrage normal sensibilities. Through a plea deal, though, Hartford had

committed to one count of corpse abuse and one count of theft. The judge ruled that all victims must still be named and restitution will apply even to the dismissed charges. Dude, that's ridiculous. So you have all of these, quote-unquote, victims. Their loved ones weren't given back to them or whatever, the ashes are living in this guy's house. They don't know that. Why would you tell them? Hey, by the way, just so you know, you should be really upset about this thing that happened 10 years ago you didn't even know about.

This reminds me of Adam Crowley used to bitch about this, where his, wife's friends would be like, oh my gosh, did you hear what Adam said about you on the show this morning? She doesn't listen to the show. You don't have to tell her, right? There's no harm, no foul. So he is going to be spending 18 months in prison for this. That's it. His face

is up to 18 months and he's going to be sentenced on June 9th. I just see a guy with a strong work ethic who doesn't do a good job of balancing the work life scenario. I want to introduce you to this fella. This is Anciat Mayela. Migrants are not criminals, his shirt says.

Yes. He is now a convicted rapist. All right. So he's a 40-year-old, failed asylum seeker from the Democratic Republic of Congo. He spent two decades fighting to stay in the U.K. And now he will be staying just like my other guy, but in jail. Miella made headlines back in the mid-2000s when he became the poster boy for anti-detention protests, even holding a sign that red migrants are not criminals that we have.

pictured here. Now, fast forward to December of last year, he admitted to raping and impregnating a 15-year-old girl. That's his culture, Vinnie. Why can't the people of England be more tolerant of his culture? I don't understand. It's a melting pot. Yeah, we must be all after him because he's knocking up children. We're the problem. Society's the problem. Fuck him. Maybe in the West that's frowned upon, but where he's from, this is a pretty normal activity. This guy has had quite the history with the immigration system in England, from what I understand. After his initial asylum claim was denied in 2004, he dodged deportation in 2005, thanks to an Air France cabin crew who refused to let the plane take off after alleging that deportation officers broke his hand and taped his legs together. They said, we're not going to fly with this guy.

We think they're being cruel to him. So he got out of it, and he got to stay in the country and rape a child. Oh, good for him. Weeks later, he won leave to remain on human rights grounds and watch free, even joining campaigns to shut down the very detention centers that he was held in. Now, according to reports, he's received three removal notices, but somehow remained in the country for 20 fucking years. Described as eight former economic students, he appeared in articles by the Institute of Race Relations and positioned himself as the victim of state violence. Now, he's also pleading guilty to two more charges of sexual assaults.

Oh, well, that's not good. so fuck this guy sentencing is set for November 14th and the judge has made it clear the jail time is fucking coming I guess the fact that he has a sign that says I'm not a criminal was probably a dead giveaway when you look back at it right like no one said you wait maybe you are a criminal now that I think about it actually you know what I'm looking at this very closely it says migrants are not criminals well he is a migrant

but he's not all migrants that's true yep that's a good point he got it he got us in the semantics Carl Fair enough. Motherfucker. All right, let's talk about this kid. This is Jamie Contreras. In El Paso, Texas, police uncovered a brutal and deeply disturbing crime scene after 39-year-old Jamie Conteris allegedly murdered his 74-year-old father, Victor.

He disemboweled him and then casually took off in the guy's Jeep Wrangler. The nightmare started on April 12th when Jamie's brother tried to check in on their dad after a week of no communication. He couldn't get through the doors, so he climbed in through a bedroom window, and he was immediately hit with the smell of rotting foot. flesh. Oh, boy. Yeah. Dad, you really got to keep this home better. Why did he fire the maid? I'll get you

some for breeze. I'll be right back. He found Vicked his dad's body with his head bashed and throat slit and covered by his sheet and his stomach had been slid open. He had been disemboweled. The Jeep was gone. Jamie wasn't answering text and the horror was only beginning. Police launched a full investigation and found blood

throughout the whole house, confirming that it wasn't just an unattended death. No shit. Disembowling people is a messy business. The son was later, Jamie was found nearby, along with the missing Jeep. When asked where his father was, Jamie said, he's in heaven. Oh, weird. I didn't think that aliens could go to heaven. Well, Jamie also told police he'd been injured battling aliens and then claimed an alien

harvested his father's organs. Oh, I thought he thought his dad was an alien, but actually the aliens are the ones that killed his dad. Well, it turns out a few years ago, this was not his first alien-related meltdown. and in 2023 he was caught wandering the streets with a decapitated rabbit telling anyone who listened that his father was an alien imposter so he claims that the aliens disemboweled his dad space aliens right we're talking about yeah yeah this is uh what's this guy's last

name so i got bad news contreras he's not gonna i got bad news for uh for jamie here that means that you're half alien dude i mean he's accusing his dad of being an alien like that's a bad thing's like you better embrace it. That's your heritage. Jesus Christ. You know? Well, his dad once complained that he said Jamie threatened to kill him and kill

his pets. The cops have been to the house a ton of times. On April 5th, just a week before the murder, Victor called police twice to report his son's behavior. Officers checked in and logged everything as okay. Days later, Victor would be dead, and he was so badly mutilated,

the medical examiner noted that he had been officially disemboweled. which isn't just like a normal slice to the gut. No. Takes an effort. So another tragic case of ignored warning signs by the system, everybody. Yeah, decapitated cat or rabbit is definitely a sign that this person should be put away into an asylum. I wish they still existed.

Yeah, to be fair, that rabbit did try to steal his tricks. I should not fade a piece of shit for that. The second Twix reference on the show today. It's a new record. No, you said Twix. I said tricks. Got it. Did you mean a tricks box earlier?

Probably. Because you said twicks like the candy bar. Oh, yeah, I think I did mean tricks. Okay. I don't need cereal or candy. I don't know what the fuck's going on. All right. I got one more story today.

She was a frosted flakes. That would make more sense. Your teeth would say otherwise. Hmm. I feel like you probably, you look like if you had dentures, you soaked them in Mountain Dew at night. That's very mean.

Yeah, well, not a nice guy sometimes. Let's go down to Brazil. 52-year-old Wanderle de Santo Silva, a forensic scientist, was fired. It is now under criminal investigation, Carl, after he was allegedly caught in the act of having sex with a corpse at the Institute of Legal Medicine. Oh, that's not great. According to reports, an officer had entered the autopsy room in the early hours to retrieve details about a female body. Instead of paperwork, he found Silva allegedly mid-acted with the deceased woman. Silva reportedly locked eyes with the cop and then ran from the room.

If that's not revolting enough, investigators believe, that the necrophilia didn't happen in a vacuum. Silva had a colleague there with him who was also fired. Oh, they were like high-fiving. They were doing the old Eiffel Tower over this. So this is very early in the morning. And the night before, him and this other guy spent the night celebrating their soccer team,

Flamenga, Copa, Libertardo's victory. Oh. They returned to the morgue intoxicated. And sometime during the night, Silva allegedly decided the party wasn't over, obviously. Yeah, so they're celebrating their team winning the championship. How do you celebrate the soccer team winning the championship? Sex is live people?

Oh, yeah, that's another way, I guess. An option? I guess so. Maybe a nice high five to your friend. Why do they lead with that? It should have been like triumphant soccer team fan has a running with the law. You know that I'd understand the context of it better. Listen, you know they got to go for the salacious part of this part of it.

Yeah, they're right. Yeah, they go right into the screwing a corpse part of it. Both men were terminated immediately for what they called serious. functional faults. A criminal investigation into necrophilia is now underway. Local lawyer told reporters that Silva could face between one and three years in prison, if found guilty of having

sex with a corpse. It is still unclear if he has been arrested yet. How much baby oil do you need to have sex with a corpse do you think? Two bottles. Oh, okay. That was very specific. By the way, I wanted to point something out from that story. Notice what it doesn't say in that story? How big your tits are.

Okay, that too. Good point. But now this is Brazil. What they didn't say is they alerted the family immediately. The family doesn't need to know, right? Like, these are things he just, let's hope that it was a different hot dead chick at the morgue, you know? All right. Section 8 smoke detector. Chisurp.

Chisurp. Thanks to the two bucks. Chisurped. Dang lizard. Carl is clearly opi. Exaggerated reaction, weird voice, zero effort, despises the poor. Carl probably stomp's homeless cakes for fun, not for content. Dang Lizard, how dare you, sir?

Dude, if I find out just smashing homeless cakes and not filming and sharing it with me, I'm going to be pissed to you. I wouldn't do that, dude. I'd bring it. You're not a good friend. I'd bring it to the show. John's earmites, a member for three months. I just ran a guy to the ER that cut his finger off here in the shop. The finger was lost in the dust collector.

Oh, pretty creepy. That's awful, John's earmites. That's brutal. Oh, I mean, it could have been his finger. Yeah, no, it's better than that. That's for sure. Was he wearing a sonature medallion when he lost his finger? finger, because I'm pretty sure

those things are cursed. I wouldn't want to lose any of my fingers. I feel like I use all of them. Going on the wheel. Go on the wheel. I should have said anything. Damn it. All right. Hold on a second. We got to get back to this. Let's talk about these consequences, Carl, because you've got to spin that wheel in a minute. Okay. Well, actually,

hold on a second. I told you made me a proposal. I did. Remind me of the proposal one more time. You said that if you were going to pick, if I had not done my conference last night, which I did, but if you got the chance to pick, because I hadn't yet, that you would pick where Leaderhosen at Hackamania. Okay, okay.

And I said, if you want to give me that consequence, I will take it, even though spinning it gives me a one-and-eight chance of passing the consequence to you. Right. It also gives me a one-and-eight chance of being able to pick Take Harrison Young to Lunch in Boston. Actually, it gives me a two-and-eight chance if you're having to take Harrison Young to Lunch in Boston. Why is that? Oh, it's a winner's choice. Yeah. You've changed your mind of what you want to be, I see.

Correct. Correct. Well, here's the deal. I will... Harrison Young, that's funny. That is funny. That would make for some content, I think. Okay. Here's my thing, though. If I agree to the laterhosen terms, which, you know, again, you're right, was my proposition to you, I get to pick the laterhosen. Or I get to approve the laterhosen. You don't get to pick, like, some fucking ones that you like for some stupid reason. That's that they aren't all embarrassing. Okay, sure. I have approval over the pair, and I could say, no, those aren't revealing enough. People are saying Harrison Young lunch.

I see a couple in the chat. Later, Hozen are racist. Ooh, perfect. I don't think that's true. Mind Ova Killa, 07, thanks for Don Ryan. I'm poor as fuck, but love the content. Cheers, boys. Thank you very much.

Appreciate it, buddy. Appreciate you. People want three or five. Take Harrison Young to lunch or open. Mike Stuttering John said. That could be fun too. People want you to spin the wheel. Carl, you know what? We'll spin the wheel. We're going to spin the wheel because that's the right way to do it. So hold on. I'm going to hit the music. You come on over here.

Come on and give that wheel spin. Someone but five wins. Spin it so the pain can now begin. And if you're pissed off people go ahead, Carl, spin it. You'll be just fine. Don't watch your co-host glow. Shit. Yes. Yes. Yes. Winters choice, baby.

Winters choice, baby. Go to true truck past the spin. Oh, baby. God damn, but I was so close to eight. USA! It was right there.

It was right there. Oh, Carl. Oh, Carl. Oh, no. Carl, Carl, Carl. Let's look at this. again, shall we? Boo!

Oh, ha, ha, ha. Carl. Yes. I'm trying to decide here. I know. I can tell. Later hosin at Hackamedia really is fucking funny,

and it's good for the bit. It's good for the show. Taking Harrison Young to lunch, that's just horrifying for you. I know. You know what? I actually, after spending 48 hours in a car of producer Chris.

I actually discovered your kryptonite. Oh. And I didn't put it on the wheel, but now I understand why you were so adverse to it. I should have put drive to the Boston show. Oh, fuck you. I should have put drive to the Boston show. I don't drive long distances.

I fly. I like to fly places. Shit, I just remember that. I'm the opposite of O.J. I will not drive a long distance. I will only fly. You know what? Did I ever tell you about the time my band had a gig in New York City? And I made all the other guys drive my equipment down so that I could fly and meet them there.

That checks out. I was the only person he flew. I was like, yeah, you guys, can you grab my guitar and amp so that we could do this show? Yeah. I should have put that on there. Fuck. All right. Later, Hosen at Hackamania, it is. Oh, okay. And I get approval of the pair you're going to wear. Wow. That's just how that goes. I didn't think you were to come back to that. I thought you

decided against it. Okay. You're a let... I love that idea. The idea of it really makes me laugh. I'm going to enjoy sitting next to you looking like a little German boy. It's going to be very silly. Look at mindo, mind of a killer right there. Carl always loses, laugh my ass off. Why is that funny?

Why is Carl losing so fun? Because you have so many wins. Yeah, right. Another L for the club. Vinny set a goal of 500 and when it's reached add that. Oh yeah. If we could get 500 bucks on the next episode or adding Carl has to drive to Boston

to the wheel. Done. Won't even cover gas. I know, dude. It's so fucking expensive. I know. Dude, I spent so much time in the car, and I never want to drive anywhere again. I was hoping you guys would get into a fatal crash at some point, but you both made it there and made it back. Really? You wanted Chris to die, too?

No, I assumed he would survive it. Why do you think I wouldn't survive it? I don't know. Doey. Wishful thinking, you piece of shit. All right. out of here. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Go-Gia.

J-ho-hoo! Oh no! What the hell is it supposed to be?