The Creep Off - Episode 260: I'll Show You Sloppy Work!

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Karl and Vinnie are back — and this time they’ve brought in their pal, the Voice of Syracuse, Brian McBride! It’s a triple-threat creep showdown as they hunt for the title of creepiest electrician. Three contenders, but there will be only one winner! Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Canadian "Non-Binary Diaper Fetishist" Wins Case To Have Taxpayers Fund Experimental Surgery That Would Leave Him With A Penis AND "Vagina" - ReduxxAdopted Deltona teen poisons mom's milk cause he didn't want to live with her anymore62-year-old man accused of raping, recording homeless victim in Harris CountyEvil 'serial cat killer' who 'tied up felines and injected them with substance' is arrested - Daily StarThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 1 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Head to Vegas next week, brother. Yes, we are. And you know what? It's great about you and me, Vinny. We're not causing any problems for Patrick Melton, unlike some people who are part of this show. I like to think I'm nothing but a help. I like to think that, too. You are annoying, but we're not the problems this year. Vito is the problem.

Dr. Steve is the problem. OJ was a problem. OJ is a problem, but we're not problems. Watch the shows. They will be streamed live. If you go to hackamini.com, use the promo code, creep. You will get 10% off the stream. I believe it's $30 to watch every single show

that we'll be streaming at Hackamania. Wow, what a bargain. Get it right now. Hackomania.com. Let's start the show, buddy. Let's go. No mention of Boston. Okay.

All right. All right. We're going to Boston, too. We're going to be live in Boston, June 21st. Get your tickets for that, WTPLive.com. It's where you want to go. I haven't looked yet, but I've told that the tickets are selling very quickly. That's amazing.

I can't wait for that. That's going to be fun. I hear it right down the time. the street from the garden. Yeah, we're right downtown. Yeah, we're right around the time of the NBA finals. Pretty exciting stuff. Good time to be entitled to be in title.

Can we focus on the show? Did you parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive.

and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Fuck yeah. Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in studio, as always, it's my co-host, Hot Cucca, Caryl.

What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. Great show Saturday nights. Oh, thank you, man. Call me, at the Carlson. We had a great group of folks who came out for that. We got to talk about that. Yeah, including the Mr. and Mrs. Hunter, Duke, who drove seven hours to come and hang with us.

Well, so terrible for them. Very cool of them. They're the greatest people. So sweet. He had a great, fun t-shirt that he had made up. And matching hat. Yeah, he was over at Radio Social wearing that, a place I go all the time. So I'm sure I'm going to have some conversations with people who are there.

Why was there someone wearing that with your name on it? Do you want to explain what it said? It said, I'm a Vinnie Paulino guy. It was a Paul Heyman, WWE spoof. It was amazing. I've never been more honored in my life, to be honest with you. Now, let's stop being gay. We have a guest here with us.

Okay, let's start getting gay. It's Brian McBride, everybody. Hey, I drove an hour and a half for my home in Syracuse to be here. Well, thank you. If you want to escape to Rochester permanently, we can work something out for you. Oh, please. The voice of Syracuse, Brian McBride, and he is here because it's a very special day. Certainly is.

It is. It is. We are celebrating Super Chat Monday. I came on Super Chat Monday. Can you believe it? I know. Well, that's why we asked you to come back to help us celebrate this special occasion. Let's start off with a new membership.

Keith Bone. Keith Bone, he became a new YouTube member. Welcome. You're going to get a bonus episode every week, every Friday. Thanks, Keith. All right. And Chris Primer, thanks for the 10th spot. Is it too late to reschedule the WATP, the Dick Show crossover show, to a dive bar and bring

Scorch on for the most amazing or uncomfortable show ever produced? I'll cancel my ticket and adjust my plans for it. That's a great idea. I believe he is going to be in that area around that time, because he's visiting his mother. He's been talking about that. He's going up to Boston? He's shipping up to Boston.

His mom lives in Massachusetts, and that's going to be one of the stops. There's my man, Hunter Duke, coming in with 99. Congrats again on the stand-up show, Vinnie Forever, a Vinnie Paulino guy. Also, thank you to the whole WATP crew for being such a great host to Mrs. and I. Can't wait for Hackmania promo code creep. Thank you, bro. Thanks, Hunter, Duke.

Yeah, I really appreciate that. You and the missus are always welcome. Halraiser 69 came to the show too. He was there as well, yes. It was great. Mr. 69, as I refer to him. Mr. 69. It was a great seeing you guys on Saturday. I had a blast. I had a blast seeing you too. And Labor and Mystic. I recognize the voice. See you in Syracuse. Give him one. I get that $2, right? No, but give him what he wants. Do it. Oh, sorry. See you in Syracuse. There we go. When we say dance, monkey, it's not. I'm not in there with him. Hit him once for me. I will. I will. I will. I'll take care of that. Pinch him under the table. We're playing footsies as you speak. Oh, no. Get your foot out of there, Brian.

I can probably reach you from here, too. Get your fucking foot out of there. So can I tell you what happened? I haven't talked really about this at all right before the show started the other night, Carl. Okay. So I was back here listening to the feature act. Very funny kid, Abdul Hoddy. and uh he really is great you know laughing before he even said a word he's really great comic really funny dude he's actually is from syracuse so he's uh the one that we would trade for actually sorry mcbride you're going back that's fine so i'm back here and um i had a rough week last week my dog died last week and i would have been miserable i've been an emotional wreck and i've thrown myself and trying to get this set together and remembering all shit. And I'm struggling

all week. I was feeling pretty good Saturday. I'm like ready to do this show. I'm back here. I'm looking at my notes. One of the people from the ticket window comes back and hands me a bag. Someone who came to the show sent me a condolence bag about my dog. And I was like, oh, this is what is this? And I opened it. I looked at the car and was

like, she was the goodest girl. And I just was like, oh. This happened before the show? Ten minutes before. During the feature set. I know. Right. Just what you needed. Dude, I came out so fucking with my head not in the right place for that set. I had a great time with everybody, but I just could not believe it. It was such a nice, thoughtful thing, and it completely ruined my psyche.

I wanted to crawl out of my skin. That's fucked up. They would do that to you. They're being sweet, nice people. That's an after the show gift. That's an after the show gift. Oh, shit, I have a gift. I wasn't going to bring a Saturday because I knew you'd be busy, and then I forgot to bring it today,

but a nice Dolphins' Bobblehead we got from a listener. Hell yeah, thank you. From 1974. I didn't know they made bobbleheads in 74. That must be a collectible. Who is it? No. Dork.

Not Dan Marino. It's all I know. Bob Greasy. Labrinsic, thanks for the gifting five creep-off channel memberships. Thank you very much for that. Very generous on you. And Mike Grisman came in, two bucks. Super Chat Monday.

Also, it's Cat Noise Monday. Go. McBride make cat noises go How was that That was quicker Give me that I didn't feel cat on that I felt sad human

See mew in Syracuse There's the quick wit Yep That was nice for Brian to stop by Today All right speaking of people That we Stop and by

Let's find out who won last week's episode We had a wildcard around Carl You did And here to give us the results Our lovely results girl Danny Hey, Danny. Hello, guys. I like it when we have the four square because Danny's larger on the screen.

I'm sorry, were you talking? Yes, I was. I was talking about Danny. Yeah, Danny, yeah. Keep on, Danny. Very beautiful results girl. Welcome back today. It's so nice to see you.

It's nice to see you guys. Do you have some good news for me? Yeah, what's the results from last week's Wild Card? What do we got? All right. So this one was the Wild Card. and this is the third highest percentage in creep off history with 87% of the vote

close to Carl Hamburger this week. Fuck yeah! It was a blowout. Hamburger ain't going to have it. That feels good. It's been a while. You should have told him right before he got on his show, though. Yeah, you should have told me right before the show started. third highest. So who are the top three percentages, Danny, in creep off history?

Baby woke up. Either you or me, baby. What kind of question is that? All right. Never mind. Danny, go take care of your kid. I can't today. Take care of your baby. Thanks, Danny. So it turns out the top three belong to you, me, and Kaya. Oh, right. Yeah, Kaya. So I'm finally on the board. Yeah. You're in third place to Kaya. I believe that. You are. You absolutely are. You absolutely are. All right. You know what's sad is that English is my first language.

I could never get to do as well as Kaya. Never. It's not great. Well, buddy, today's category was chosen by Brian McBride. Brian, explain to the people why we're doing creepiest electrician, please. Well, as most people know, literally the chief export of Syracuse

is low voltage protection equipment. You know, anything higher, I do not get anything from Syracuse, But the low-vaulted stuff, you're fine. Okay. So we decided we're going to do creepiest electrician. Okay. All right.

So, Brian knows real things about Syracuse, too? Yeah, he's a Syracuse historian. Okay, wow. I didn't know. Absolutely. I like how he has the look of somebody they would bring in as an expert on Syracuse relics on Pond Stars. Yep. Like they, like, I got these old coins from Syracuse.

Let's bring it Brian McBride to tell us about them. Mm-hmm. So, Carl, you won. I did. That means you get to go first, my friend. All right, let's do it. All right. Vinny, I'm going to teach you about a guy named Joseph Paul Zinski.

Okay. Now, Joe was in a car accident and caused some brain injuries. And as a result, it became a very violent man. He was an electrician who had a lengthy record of domestic violence and related crimes. He had been in and out of prison, mental institutions, and was on parole or probation on many occasions, some of his earlier crimes included assault and battery. On one occasion, he caused one of his ex-girlfriends to have a miscarriage after he beat her. Oh.

In 1992, he had been involved in a standoff in Idaho that lasted 16 hours. Really? Yes. It's hard to do these days to get into a standoff at the cops for 16 hours. Usually they'll send someone in to just fuck you up or kill you before it gets that far. Correct. And Vinnie, I'll tell you what, man. This is the guy who likes to beat his own personal best, as we're going to find.

out so fast forward to the year 2000 and joe is dating a 22 year old chick named tracy whitehead good for him and she got fed up with the abuse she was like you know what this guy abusing me all the time kind of sucks so she decides to go stay with this uh this lovely couple took her in george and gloria shenk ages 49 and 50 and they were kind of protecting her from uh from joe here on March 7th, Joe went to the house where she was staying and I'll let her explain what went down in my clip number one there, Vinny.

The Shanks. She talks about this. I remember I think he said, Tracy, you're going with me and he told Lori to hang the phone up and she got up off the couch and he shot her twice and then George got up and then he shot him and the kids were screaming and I fell to the ground

I started crawling to the door and he was like don't touch that door knob where I'll blow your brains out right here and he picked me up by my hair and drug me out the door and I was screaming for help and he was like shut up

shut up and that's when David Myers came around he heard me and he shot him I think my mom is his album into my attic I'm pretty sure yeah

guy we just saw David Meyer is 42 years old is the neighbor who came out because he heard this woman yelling. That's the dead guy? Yeah, that's the third guy that Joe shot and killed. If you want to see a picture of Joe I put one in there in the folder, him and his mom. Okay, let's take a look.

That's nice. Yeah, he's a nice electrician. Loves his mom. Giving her a big hug. Never trust a dude in a sweater vest. So this guy goes into the house that's helping his girlfriend and just murders everyone and then

throws her in the car and drives off for 10 days there's a manhunt involving every available law enforcement unit in Maryland looking for him and during the manhunt Joe attempted to hijack a car. Jennifer Lynn McDaniel who's 36 years old was pregnant and a mother of a

two year old. She was fatally wounded after being hit by a ricochet bullet in front of her family during his unsuccessful carjacking attempt. In front of her family? Yeah, the family's right there. He tries a She says, no-uh, and then his gun goes off and hits her, and she dies. He later carjacked an 81-year-old woman who was not injured, and he took that car and drove it to a hotel, actually a motel, off right on the Pulaski Highway, and they go into the room, and they turn on the news. Oh, okay.

And so he's on the news a little bit, and we'll let Tracy again, my clip number two talk about what they saw. We were on the fune. We went in, he turned the TV on, he's seen the self-wind news. He's seen that, you know, someone had died, Miss McDonald. And he looked at me, and he smiled. And I put my head down, and I cried. They said she was a mother. And I just shook my head.

And then he was like, we got to go, we got to go. So we walked out, walked around. And he said, oh, my God, the police are here. It was only one police car. And all of a sudden, I just started running. I knew the guns were in the car. He couldn't shoot me. That was the only chance, the best chance I had.

Tracy always feared something terrible would happen if she broke up with Pelsinski because he'd threatened to kill her family in the past. It was part of his plan to make her suffer if she left him, Denise. That's always fun. You could dump me if you want. murder your parents. I'm just, FYI.

You know, I tried to listen to that, and I was totally sucked into her Juliette, Juliet-Lewis Cape Fear accent that she has going on. Yes. You got to love the Baltimore accent.

I do think that works better than I'm going to change for you, baby. Right. Yes. Yeah. No one's buying that. No.

So she gets away. He jumps in his car. He drives off. And now he's spending the next nine days kidnapping various people and making them drive him around and run errands for him. And nine days,

days after that, he goes to Tracy Whitehead's mother's home, Lynn, where she lives with their boyfriend, Andrew, and their 12-year-old son, Bradley. Now, Bradley lets this guy in the house. He comes up, and he's like, oh, yeah, come on in. We're actually making snacks right now. You can sit down. Look, I made a friend. Yeah, this kid's adult, for sure. I hope he gets what's coming to him. For the following 97 hours, nearly four days, Joe holds the family hostage in their home, ignoring requests of law enforcement and negotiations to release them, and occasionally firing some

shots at the police, too. And that's what's kept him back, because he was firing shots. Well, right, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the police are not just going to go in there. There's hostages. There's innocent people in there. And Joe made one demand to officers throughout the ordeal. He wanted to

speak with Tracy. And they denied this request. Because the police thought, I know what he's going to do. He's going to get on the phone with Tracy, and then have her listen to him shoot his mom. So they decided not to let that happen. Actually, I'm going to go out to order my clip number four. This is talking about the hostage negotiations.

I've been begging for them to just allow me to talk to Tracy, and I will surrender peacefully. I won't kill anybody else. I won't hurt anybody else. I do not mean to do any of this. Okay. So there he is talking to them. You have the recording of him talking about,

hey, listen, everything's going to be cool. Just let me talk to Tracy. and they're not buying it. I definitely believe you. So think about this. He's got these hostages in this house for four days. Eventually, Lynn and Andrew decide, hey, we should probably do something about this.

They throw some Xanax and some iced tea and feed Joe some iced tea. He falls asleep. Lynn and Andrew are able to escape, but you know what they do? They leave their 12-year-old son Bradley sleeping in the house with this guy. Good.

They get how to leave the 12-year-old in there. Well, that kid's annoying. He's bringing people who hold the family hostage home. Frankly, I would never let this child forget it if he does survive. It's also odd to me that there wouldn't be a police presence when this guy is on the lamb. And they know that he's threatened to murder this woman. And Tracy left. So he's probably going to try to murder that woman.

He's just able to walk right into their house. It's really interesting that... It's not great police work. He's able to have... have the type of control it takes if he's that angry, that he's like, nope, I have to wait to get her on the phone. Like, four days is a long time to wait

if you just want to shoot the bitch in the head. Well, so they get out. He's passed out. He's sleeping. And that's when the police go in. There's actual footage of the police going in in my clip three here. All right. Oh, they just broke the window. They just went in the house.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. The final chapter of a five-day hostage situation caught on tape. You are looking at exclusive video of the tactical maneuvers of police officers ending Joseph Pausinski's reign of terror. He was sleeping? Yes. He just like tapped him on the shoulder?

Yeah, he's passed out from the Xanax. So they go in, they're able to save the boy. According to the police, this is according to the police now, they said that, you know, Joe was sleeping with his gun. And when he came to with the police in there, he reached for his gun. And so, you know what they had to do? they had to put 27 rounds which seemed like excessive force a lot of people thought like

well the guy was passed out on Zatics he couldn't just arrest him well to be fair there was a lot of cops and that averages out to what like five or six shots per cop that's not that bad maybe something like that that's not that bad so yeah a lot of questions after this happened about why did you leave the 12 year old

in the house with this murderer that seems pretty crazy, so the parents were under fire. Then the parents went ahead and found a lawsuit against the police for failing to protect them. He's like, yeah, yeah, we want to know why this guy was able to just come into our house. Well, because you have a stupid child. That's the answer. Should have been a police presence.

Anyway, so that... Sue yourselves for bad parenting. That is my creepiest electrician, Joe Polzinski, and vote for me at the creepoff.com. All right, Carl. A creepy guy. Yeah, he's a real creep. I'm proud of you this week. Another week you brought it. I brought it, baby.

All right, I'm going to introduce you to this guy. His name is Sean Paul Runyon. He's an electrician from Pennsylvania. He's working out of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania for an electrical contracting company owned by his half-brother. So, NEPO hire. Let's get that out of the gate. Public records indicate Runyon has a history of legal trouble prior to the events we're going to discuss today. He was arrested on multiple charges, including strangulation, endangering the welfare of a child, terroristic threats.

assault and drug possession and was released on bail pending the hearing he also had prior arrests for offenses such as theft and driving under the influence so he's the family fuck up he's working for his brother and in October of 2021 they sent him down

on a work assignment with another crew of guys to Florida they're staying in a house in Davenport Florida and they're working on this project on the Friday afternoon Runyon had a confrontation with his supervisor guy named Kevin Lenussie.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Let me guess. Do you know who my brother is? Probably came out a few times. Dude, I'm sure it did. And you know what else? The manager was upset because his work was sloppy and slow. Is there anything fucking worse than someone who does a shit poor job slowly? Slow electricity. Jesus.

The dispute escalated. That's when Runyon punched Lenessi in the face and fled the site, as the son or the brother of the owner of the company tends to do. his co-workers believed he threw a temper tantrum and returned to Pennsylvania because when they go back to the house, all of his stuff is gone. Right. Instead, what actually happened,

Carl, was a calculated plan for revenge. He drove to Georgia, where he purchased a crossbow, intending to use it in an attack. He then traveled to Tampa, Florida, left his company vehicle at the airport, rented a Nissan Versa to avoid detection,

and Tampa, he buys a baseball bat, then he drives back to the house around 9.40 a.m. the next day. He passed on the crossbow, though. I will tell you that. He decided to leave that in the car. I was going to say, why get a bat when you got a crossbow? He was like, you know what? I like the bat better. Okay. So he takes a bat and a knife. He sneaks into the back door, which, by the way, funny enough, there was a camera on the back door. Before he left with his stuff, he adjusted it so no one could see anybody going in and out. Unfortunately, when they go back and they look the day before his camera footage, they see him clearly adjusting the stupid camera. So that didn't work for him. So the first thing he does, he goes to Linesse's room, the guy he hates, who's asleep in his bed. He smashes his skull with the baseball bat until he saw brain matter on the walls.

Oh, okay. His words. I believe he filed that up with, I'll show you sloppy work. So he was on a hitting streak. sure was then he does the next the exact same thing to the guy in the next room duan donnell then a gentleman by the name

of Gregory Dolazal woke up and attempted to flee Runyon chased him down to the hero yeah I'm out of here three strikes you're out baby that's my rule I actually have audio of this guy getting out of the house there he goes

so he didn't get far though because he got to the front porch that's when Runyon caught up with him and stabbed him to death and then bashed his brains in with the baths on the front porch of the house now like the variety though like stabbing and there's yeah he's he's busy there's another dude in the house with his wife and his seven-year-old child who traveled with him for this job they're trying to get out of the house through the back door runyon catches the dad and starts hitting him with the bat but luckily enough he was able to get out and escape runyon tries to get the fuck away in a fucking rented Nissan Versa, the shittiest car on the road, that they

couldn't outrun McBride. And Carl, he had a plan to get away with this. Okay. Even though there's living witnesses, even though there's just blood splatter all over him, people's brains all over his shirt. There's also evidence of his purchase history and renting the car. You're not going to get away with this. Correct.

Even though he really, really thinks he's got it all. figured out. Okay. So here's what he does. I like Trishin's dumb people. This one is. He shouldn't be. You would think that they shouldn't be. The bad ones you would think would just die off. That's true. Yeah. Good point. So he drives to a random house. He just picks a house in Lake Wales, Florida.

He's covered in blood. He comes running up these people's driveway, bangs on the door, and screams, Help! Help! I'd been raped! Perfect! I love it. This is a great strategy right here. What can go wrong? What can go wrong? And the people are like, oh, you should probably go to a hospital then.

And he's like, yeah, maybe I should. But I just want somebody to know independently of everything else that I was raped. Just so you know, he ends up going to a hospital, Carl. He dumps all of his bloody clothes behind those people's house. Smart. Gets new clothes, goes to a hospital. While he's at the hospital, at this point, the cops are looking for him all over the place. they find out he's at the hospital,

they show up and arrest him. It did not take very, very long for them to try to figure out this rape story. He said that the reason he killed everybody is because they just gang raped him. Oh, well, that is a good reason to go by... That's a seven-year-old was in on it? It's a good reason to buy a baseball bat in Tampa.

Correct. They raped me real good, and I woke up. I was all kinds of raped. And I was like, oh, I guess I have to go to this guy's room and kill him. They go to the other guy. his room and kill him, murder him on the front porch. He shoved the bat up his ass so it seemed like maybe

he was raped or something? Did he already that? No, that's not yet. And see, that's what I assumed. That is. That's what I assumed he would have done. He would have been like fucking dittling himself in the fucking Versa on his way to the hospital. But nope. Nope. They checked his butthole. Everything looked normal and that story did not fly.

If he would have asked me, I would have given him some advice than he could have said. Thanks a lot, Carl. Ultimately, the jury vowed Sean running guilty on all counts of first degree murder, as well as the lesser charge related to the fourth victim. In the end, he was sentenced for the triple murders to life in prison without the possibility of parole. But he did get revenge, though. I like that part of it. He got his revenge. In spades, Carl, in spades. All right. That's something

we love. Now, McBride, you brought a creep today. I did. So I like to go where, you know, you find the creepiest creeps, and that is Russia. I have Alexander. They have electricity in Russia? This guy did. He had enough of it. So, Alexander. He grew up in a small town outside of Moscow, a little bit of a troublemaker. He went to jail at 18 for three years for hooliganism, which I'm not quite sure what that is. It's watching soccer too intensely. Too intensely. Until he, in prison, he met a man who would change his life and if he could play clip one for me.

Certainly. Today, I'm going to tell you a story that will say... That doesn't seem like your right clip, does it, Brian? No. Okay, hold on one second. I'm going to fix this, guys. My bad. It's not really my bad.

It's McBride's bad. Well, that's retarded Don't call Brian retarded And the show has reached a new low Here we go Here we go, sorry, buddy You did these in a way I've never gotten them before

The clips? Yeah Is that harder for you? He fell under the influence of another inmate A man who boasted about keeping homeless people locked in his basement, forcing them to work for him and rather than being horrified by these stories, Komen was intrigued. He fell under the influence of another inmate.

So you ever seen the movie The Founder? I have not. When Ray Kroc goes into McDonald's and sees how they do things, like, huh, this is genius. He heard this guy's homeless story. He's like, I can take advantage of this. It's going to be awesome. So he gets out of prison, he finds this other guy.

They start building this bunker. Vinny, if he can play Clip 2. Okay, this should be right. He was going to create his own underground empire. Komen wasted no time. Shortly after his release, he began constructing an underground bunker. This wasn't something he could do alone, so he convinced Alexander McCabe, a fellow criminal, to help him.

It took them nearly four years of hard work, digging, building, installing electricity, and ventilation. The bunker had multiple rooms, one for sleeping, one for sewing, and even a room with a television. Where's the torture chamber? It's got cable. What the fuck?

So he starts building this. That's how dungeons work. What an idiot, man. He should have had an architect kind of this. I mean, there's no place for a rape room. There's only one way in or out, and it's an electric staircase, like, ladder. So when he ever he leaves, he can electrocute it. Finds his first victim.

This girl named Vera. Hold on a second. You're just glossing past that. An electric ladder? Yes. So he has a metal ladder that he electrocutes any time he has to leave. so therefore if anyone was in the bunker they can't get out because it'll be on

but how does he get back he turns it off he could turn it out from upstairs okay so he doesn't so nobody down there has anything rubber they can throw down over that I don't think he gives them rubber things that wouldn't be a great thing oh shit why don't I leave the rubbers out unfortunately there were no Syracuse

equipment down there for their low voltage to help him out there so he finds this woman named Vera says like oh you know maybe we can work together he meets you at like a local market he's like I want to come over to my place for a drink we'll just have some fun or whatever. So he does it drugs her.

She wakes up in the bunker and she can't get out now. So Vera is stuck in there. And Vera tries to plead with him. Please let me out. And she comes up with a plan to do that. Please play clip three. Yes, sir. She refused to learn how to sew and even tried to bargain for her freedom by offering Komen the name of another woman.

Tatiana Melnikova, a professional seamstress. Komen agreed, but of course, he had no intention of letting Vos. Vera go, and so Vera remained trapped, with her only hope being that Komen might one day release her. She refused to learn how to sew, and even try to... Why does she have to know how to sew? Because he's going to make

her do the slave labor like the homeless people, and then he's going to sell the stuff at the market. He's going to make robes. Beautiful. You're not going to become a millionaire doing that? You can have a pretty decent lifestyle. You don't have to work too much. If your labor costs are pretty low, though, you're pretty good. If you get the right slaves

imprisoned. You know, you could make some nice monograms, take some custom orders. Just ask China. They know all about this. I just like how immediately she's like, oh, I suck at this,

but this Tatiana girl, she's awesome. Yeah, that's kind of a dick move. That's a dick move. Like immediately, she's great at it. You should see her stuff. So what he has,

ironically, or Tatiana is dating someone that he went to prison with. So he invites them both over, hey, come over some drinks. Talk about old times. This is a common plan he has. He has people come over for drinks.

Yep. Drugs them, throws Tatiana in his bunker, throws him just out in the snow where he just freezes the death because I guess in Russia happens all the time. Like every Wednesday they have a truck

running down just picking up all the drunk dead bodies of people who just can't make it home. Checks out. Yeah. So that was his first victim, first person he killed. Then there's another electrician for no other reason that he's like,

oh, I've set up this elaborate setup. I don't want this guy to find out about it that I had this whole complicated setup so he brings him in to the bunker and he does this with him. Please play a clip four. Okay. While roaming the town,

Komen and Mekave came across Yvgeny Shishov, a 37-year-old alcoholic. Komen learned that Shishov was an electrician and immediately a 37-year-old Russian. He couldn't risk anyone tampering with his electrical setup. So, he devised a new method of torture, and

electric chair of his own design. He tied Shishov to the chair, forcing Vera and Tatiana to flip the switch, electrocuting him whenever he pleaded. So, he made, oh my God, why do these loop? They always loop, but they get used to it. Jesus. That's how clips work on YouTube. I do. I wish you could set it to not do that, but that's what it does. Uh, so he's making the girls electrocute him for him. Nice. Just to fuck with them. Right. That's fun. That's amazing. So then he decides, he wants 32 robes a day from these ladies. They're working 16 hours literally eating potato peels to try to stay alive. So they bring

up a third lady, another Tatiana. She is like, right away be like, I don't want to do this. This is no good guys. We need to get out of here. So she comes up with a plan to escape. Please play clip five. All right. Okay. They decided to try to escape.

They locked Komen in one of the bunker's rooms and tried to barricade the door, but Komen managed to break free. And the result was pure health the women. His punishment? He gave them two choices. Have their mouths cut from ear to ear or be branded with the word slave on their faces. They chose the tattoo. Wow. Yeah, I'm going to say right pick. Yeah, I thought about that one. You'd get like a cover up later or something like that, right? I mean, you didn't like calm down and just go, okay,

maybe I was being too harsh on you. He went through with this, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. That's awesome. Oh, no. So, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, So the only one he would ever let out was Vera. So what do you have to kidnap a tattoo artist? Did he do these himself? I mean, look at that job. I don't think he. I don't think so.

I don't think it's anyone fancy. So Vera, he would let out from time to time because he would have her help recruit other girls to come in. And then one time, she actually gets away. And you would think, like, oh, he's all worried. She's going to turn me in. He was so convinced. She's like, she is so scared of me. She's never going to go to the couch.

Oh, sweet. All right. He's right. She doesn't. No kidding. She's like, I'm afraid. I don't give a shit about those two pictures. Although later then, she meets him at one of the markets and he forced her to come back.

Why is she in that same market that he was been going to? I have no idea. What a year is this? This is, I don't know, this was 90s, I want to say. The 90s? Yeah. Russia was a wild place. People are dumb.

So he needs another girl, though. So he has Vera, get this girl, Ariana, who's like got a kid and stuff. And, you know, she's like the best looking one. one of the bunch, they bring her in for that. See, it's about time they went a little younger because some of these broads. I can imagine how bad that, you know, bunker stunk. Yeah, please play clip six for me. Potato skin farts?

Gross. And he gave her two options. Either one of the other women would inject antifreeze into her veins. Yeah, this is Vera after. Or she would drink it herself. Feeling guilty for everything she had done to the other women, Vera decided that no one should be responsible for her death and chose the second option. Yeah.

He's big out choosing options for. for people. Right. Yeah. It's a tort way to torture people. That way you do it. Yep. If Vera actually felt bad, the answer is let them inject me. At least let them have their revenge. That's true. You might want to do it. It turns out it's not a great way to die. You can put the rest of the

clip. An hours of poisoning, Vera died in the most excruciating pain and her body was thrown into the nearby river, and he gave her two options. So anti-freeze isn't good for you? Not great to drink. Okay. Not great to drink. So Irina, he actually, he like,

falls in love with this girl he's like in love with her him and his buddy do all their like their crazy sexual things to her but he's in love with there so much he wants to marry her and irena that's the first mistake right there so irina uh you know they they talk to their friends or the other girls and decided this is going to be their chance to get out um play clip seven viny all right here we go his obsession was so intense that he attempted to artificially inseminate her hoping to create a new generation of slaves for himself. There you go.

Recruiting is tough. Right. Why recruit? It's just procreate. I don't think he realized it's going to be like probably 15, 16 years before they're actually productive. Oh, no, no, no, they can start. They don't come out of the womb knowing how to sew, sir.

So, when they marry her, he finally lets her upstairs into the house. Irina immediately escapes, goes to the police. And at first, they don't believe, really, yeah, right, this is ridiculous. But then they end up doing, they go, they arrest him. He's out of there. So all these crimes, how much. jail time do you think he was sentenced to keep in mind he got three years for hooliganism yeah i mean it's rushy you think he just sounded to the gulag you'd never hear from again 20 30 minutes 20 years

for that's only 20 years he did in this time period oh 20 years but three years for hooliganism but so don't you know be nice at soccer games those are some interesting priorities yeah when they're setting up their sentencing guidelines that tells you a lot about russia there good Preservation McBride. I'm impressed. Wow. Way to go. A lot of creeps on today's show. So a lot of choices at the creepoff.com. Vote for Carl. Well, you could vote for Vinny, too, if you wanted to.

There's no other options. It's just Vinnie and Carl. You know, we're having a very good Super Chat Monday. We certainly are, Carl. And I want to thank the fine people who are celebrating Super Chat Monday with us. Now, Labrinsic said, $5. Casey, case a moment for Vinny. I got to start a set after a dog death dedication. Yeah, it's not wrong. God damn dog dedication.

Captain Kickass 499. Carl, I'm out of your hot sauce. When I'll be back in stock. Hi, Vinny. Hi, Captain Kickass. Captain Kickass, I'm out of my hot sauce too, and it's delicious. When is it coming back? I don't know if it is. Why? I don't know. I'll talk to the guys at Silk City. Joseph Collins, 499. Vinny headline on my 47th birthday and Anthony's birthday. That's right. Anthony Coomia. Oh, it was his birthday this week? birthday this past weekend. Wow. Another five gifted memberships from the Creepaugh. Thank you very much, Labr Mystic. What a great guy. If you got a membership, you can watch us live every Friday around noon. You know, Carl,

before we do your cop cam, let's finish these up. I'm going to surprise you with something. Okay, great. Speaking of bonus episodes. Two-face line bastard, thanks for the 499. Ola, boys got second place in a 40-plus skateboarding competition this weekend. Just wanted to brag. Do it up, man. Congrats. He also said vote for Carl, but... Send me a video. We want to see your sick of alleys. I do too.

They're a lot of fun. Shockingly relaxing to watch people skateboard. It's very fun. ASE presents. That's our friend Mint, right? It is. It's Mint and Riley who are causing all kinds of problems for Hackamania. Well, I think Vito's really the problem here.

But thank you very much for gifting five. Who are these podcast memberships? Oh, if I have to pick a team between team Mint and Riley versus team Vito. Yeah. ASC presents. Vito called in to Patrick Milton's show just like an hour ago. I was listening to it. And he was complaining about just that,

that no one's taking his side. It's like, yeah, well, you're saying that you want to S.A. Riley's girlfriend. It's not some of a good one. What? Yeah, it's a whole thing. I mean, you've got to get caught up on what's going on with Hackabedi.

It's a whole thing. Anyway, thank you for gifting those memberships. Go to the membership tab. You just got a membership. Bonus shows are all there. We do two every single month. Mint is a lady. You could go to her only fans and see that very clearly.

I believe it's Fansley? I don't know. Two-face Live Baster, thanks for the $1.99. I'm an electrician. Some of us are very dumb. Thank you for your honesty. Thank you. I wonder if he has any Syracuse equipment.

O.G. Mumbling, Nick, thanks for the fiber. Carl and Vinnie, just heard you guys are coming to my backyard in Boston. I'm hoping to land VIP ticks. If I do, the Cors lights are on me. Skoll. Thank you very much, OG mumbling, Nick. Yeah, WATP Live.com. and you can purchase VIP tickets.

We'll be hanging out with everybody. I love how we have listeners trained to buy us beers. Like, we're to buy the VIP tickets and bring you beers. Perfect. Best listeners in the world. Rock or be, 2002, five bucks. I imagine Russian guy having Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore sweatshop. He also gave them a cup of shut the hell up.

Absolutely. Now, Carl, for you, surprise. What do you got for me? Okay. I have a proposition to make you about a, potential bonus episode. A creep-off W-A-T-P crossover episode. Okay.

Covering a brand new podcast that doesn't officially exist quite yet, but they just put out the teaser for this. Oh, okay. And you are going to be quite excited. Are you ready? Yeah. What do we got? Okay.

Wow. Why is so serious? because you know who I am but you don't know why he's here so bad money he's here for money

you people know who we are so for those of you who are listening that is Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff teasing their new podcast together and that clanging was Hulk Hogan's jewelry he sounds like the ghost of Christmas future fucking funny it's just going to be a bunch of old wrestling stories

that you fucking lap up and love and you're sitting there from those two? No. And then you're like, actually this era of WCW was incredible and what Bishop did is. It sounds like what they want to do

from all of this is they want to review wrestling now. So I can't imagine what terrible takes these two have. All right. I'll do this. I'll check this out. When's it coming out? I don't know yet.

They're just teasing it now, these two old goofs. You have to test your strength for 20 minutes. Hulk Hogan has never been busier. he's everywhere he's like 70 something years old and he's everywhere tour in the country with this beer and doing Trump shit it's a fucking career resurgence

that's what happened when you support Trump all these people are just fucking going to eat you up right now he was in Rochester recently he was yes beers of the world uh Hamilton burger thanks to the two dollars Canadian second in a 40 plus skatey boarding contest equals one ACL tear oh when he said 40 plus I thought even that's how many contestants there were that's what I took it as too oh maybe that's an age

100% it was an age Oh okay Got it Got it All right So Carl You want to do some Cop Cam videos

I'm ready buddy All right Let's do that I also I can't wait To see Carl's Cockcan Fight with the cops For no reason

Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam Lose all your rights Ruin your life I want to thank Jose Carden for sending this one in and it was actually a link on

World Star. Sorry, I said, oh, this is going to be a good one. Fuck, yes. But the World Star cutted that a little bit. So I'm going to start with number zero, because I found this on YouTube that shows how this gets set up. What happened was, there's a truck driver on the interstate who flags down a police officer. Okay.

He's out of his truck. And he goes, dude, there's a guy who just rolled his vehicle up there, and he came out, and he is crazy. So the cop goes, all right, thank you. I'll go check it out. And that's what we're going to see in the first clip all right can't wait for this now This is a little about out. No touch you're going to die.

That time you tell you going to die. That time you're going to die. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Oh, no. Five, team quitting. So that is a really person strung out, right? He's on foot.

Going down to berm. He's on something. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's coming back. He's coming back. Now, this is where things pick up on the world star. Because, yeah, this guy is certainly on a mission by a clip one.

Dude, when he just turned up. already came back. The Ultimate Warriors music should have played when he's like running at the ring full speed. And this cop is doughy. This guy's pretty jacked. I don't like the cop's chances on this one. Dude, dude, the second I saw the matchup, I was like, this is over for this guy. The smartest thing this cop did was just get back in his car. Well, he also has a taser, though, Vinny. Let's not forget about that. Sure. Hey, you guys go down. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no. You can't be tased. The teachers do it down in the ground.

Wow. These officers really have their work cut out for him today with this guy. The cop is backing up, but this guy just keeps coming. Yeah. And he's swinging. And he's shoving his head into him. He looks like he's trying to headbutton. He's trying to do everything he can.

Yeah. The cop's doing the right thing, though. is backing up because at some point this guy's either going well if he's on the drugs that I suspect he's on he's probably not going to tire himself out but most people would tire themselves out I'll tell you what drug he's on many what's that it's a little drug called Jesus oh he's got Jesus Christ by his side he's got the joy joy joy joy down in his heart I'm strong I'm gonna I'm a Jesus love it I'm a Jesus, Lord.

I'm a Jesus. I'm a Jesus. Oh, my Jesus. I don't have done. Okay. So you see this flight, and then the camera just is on the ground. You can't see what's going on.

You just hear a bunch of scuffling. The next thing that happens in this video, this is pretty fun. It turns out this guy beat the shit out of this cop, ran in and stole the cruiser, and we're going to see him get into this car and drive off. Hallelujah, brother. The name is you start the cargo.

Holy shit. Ah! Oh, boy. Ah! You're in Pennsylvania. I'm okay. I was there. You did the devil off the radio.

The devil off the radio. Play that good gospel. music, everlasting God in the name of Jesus. You know, I don't think people complain about what radio station you have on whether in your car. It's like, yeah, sorry I wasn't the music you preferred.

Was he talking to Siri or was he actually ordering God to change the radio station? I can't tell. It's hard to tell. There's a lot of talking to himself. Yeah. And so he's driving for a while. And of course, police are pursuing him. They know

what's going on. And he's trying to calm himself down and be at peace with himself as he drives very, very fast in my next clip here. Oh, no. This is reckless. In all the wolf is right now. Hold up, the spirit down, calm and down, calm the spirit down. Of any devil that's in my way, calming down, common down, common down, common down, common down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, y'all, calm it down, calm and down.

Come and down, calm down, so Lucas, so we would see. 10 down right when we were chilling at the peace center in the um in the day row and i told him about the i told about it right and i told him about us looking for it ain't no next place back tell you oh oh boy it ain't no next leg it ain't no next like oh oh please oh oh please my god anything that is not of you in the name of jesus i bind it up right now i come and steer down the jesus praise doesn't stop. No, it doesn't. In fact, it gets way more intense. So what happened was the police decided to just ram him off the road

from behind. You heard the siren going. So they got, they caught up to him, gave him a little nudge. He lost control of the vehicle, flips it. He was a little close to a couple other cars so then to nudge him at that point, don't you think? I agree. I agree. That's really fucking reckless of the cops.

Normally, yes, but Jesus was there. That's true. It's protecting everybody else. Yeah. Good point. So yeah, my clip five, the police are not fucking around with this guy. Oh, good. I know it's a constant. There's not a mind. There's only a constant. You can the devil right now.

And I'm praying in the name of Jesus. There's nothing. That's nothing that's gotten. I swear to got in there. I repent. I'm anything that is not that Jesus. I repent now. I take up all your sins right now.

In the name of Jesus, I take up all your sin. And I rebuke it. I rebuke it. And I say. He's taking everyone's sins. Is he dying on the cross? yeah crosswalk very good thank you

so you hear that the police are not fucking around they're very serious about wanting this gentleman to get out of the car and he is not listening to them this goes on for quite some time if you want to play my next clip

I would love to I release some guns in your life sphere I release some taser in your spirit I bind it right now in the name of Jesus I will be anything that is not a voice of Jesus right now if it's not a voice of Jesus is not commanding enough. If it's not a voice of Jesus, it's not committed enough. If it's not a voice of Jesus, it's not committed enough. If it's not a voice of Jesus is not committed enough. If it's not a voice of Jesus is not committed enough.

Now, Vinnie, you can tell that this guy has a one track mind. He's very sure that Jesus is going to save him. Unfortunately, the way this video ends is not a great payoff. So I'll just play that last clip on there. I swear to God, name is your fucking hands right. name of Jesus. Thank you for the name of Jesus. Thank you for the name of Jesus. So that's how this video ends. Okay.

Now, if I email you a link right now, would you be able to get that at the Creepoff email address? Send it right now. Okay. Because I was doing some research. I wanted to see what happened with this. And I found this new story. And I wasn't sure if it was the same new story. But now I'm realizing that it completely lines up with the date of the video that we just showed.

Yep, shoot it over. So there's the link I just emailed to you. And you're going to see. the exciting conclusion apparently that we don't get to see on the cop cam. Oh boy. For some reason unfortunately. Still didn't get it yet. I'm waiting.

That's interesting. World Star Plus. Oh, there we go. Premium account. All right. Yeah, check this out. Because I was very curious what happened with this gentleman who the police were very serious getting out. More details tonight on the

Ohio State Highway Patrol vehicle stolen on the Ohio Turnpike yesterday. They find this beauty. I know. I know. Eastbound is back open after what Pennsylvania State Police called a crime scene investigation. He got her out of a Russian bunker. According to a release, OSHP Hiram Post, the dispatch to a single vehicle roll over a crash around 5.30 yesterday

through the Pennsylvania State line. Witnesses said, the man walked away from the crash and when a state trooper approached him, he physically assaulted that trooper. The man stole the state patrol, dodged charger, and fled east onto the Pennsylvania Turnpike, then crashed near Mile Marker 15. This is video of the scene from above, from Pittsburgh TV station WTAE.

According to the release, Pennsylvania State Police encountered the vehicle in Pennsylvania near the border and started a pursuit. Troopers used legal intervention to stop it, and when troopers approached the stolen vehicle, an altercation occurred, and troopers used deadly force. The suspect was dead

at the scene. There you go. That's enough. Yes. So apparently, he didn't calm down. Jesus didn't calm him down. He went to attack more police officers and they weren't having it. So he was shot dead right there. He went to heaven. You know he gets hang out with Jesus. He wants to hang out with Jesus, so that's one way to do it.

Oh, boy. All right, we got a couple. Thanks, Jose, for sending that in. That was a fun one. That is a fun. We got a couple super chats. Joseph Collins, thanks on 9-9, the ultimate warrior reference from Vin, Classic. Thank you, sir.

Rock Warby, 2002. Disappointed, Jesus, take the wheel, wasn't played. Oh, shit. All right, it's time for our weekly check-in with Mr. Embassi. Mr. Embassi's assistant, thanks to the two bucks. Esos' dad look like Pito as much as Eso. All old men look like petos to me, Vince. Vin, can you describe Esos' dad look in detail?

Like an Italian cartoon character of an old man. He's got a heavy accent. And Vin, did you tell Shully about Esos' dad's reg flags? I didn't really talk to Tim about any of it. It was just weird. His dad showed up and said, oh this is what he's doing it was just like looking around

you know who was hanging out with a pedophile over the weekend we'll be talking about on the point devil point at 4 o'clock on who are these podcasts, YouTube channels one stuttering John Melendez got his photo taken with a known pedophile. Did he pay? We'll be talking about we'll be talking about that. Oh, you invited me

on for Point Dabble Pointe. Yes I did sir. Please join us. Who else is on today? Well, of course we got Shulie, Jenny Jingles and Trucker Andy's going to be joining us as well. Okay, okay. I might making it in. I might stick my head in for a bit. Cool. All right. Carl, I believe it's time for some voicemails, and those, of course, are brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. Music's love, sorry. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

Exciting times as the world gets a new pope. Syracuse has decided to elect a new bishop. You'll know one has been selected when you see a smoke plume at the broke-down olive garden on Erie Boulevard. you in Syracuse. I thought we're going to get a live read today. I did too. Okay. We'll take it. We'll take it. I have that fancy studio for a reason. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Here we go.

First voicemail. All right, so did I just lose my fucking voicemail privileges or some shit? Because you guys haven't played a single voicemail of mine since I've made myself sound like a fucking retard. And you know what? Here I am. Several weeks later, I'm still a fucking retard.

because you guys won't let me have my redemption art. Just saying, fuck off. And see you guys when I reach the top. Blackbread out. Go fuck yourselves. Okay. All right, Captain Blackbred. I will say this. Admitting, you know, you're retarded, goes a long way.

It does. Thank you. The first step to anything in improvement is in realizing there's a problem. Yeah. So good for you, sir. No, you didn't lose your voicemail privileges. Stop being a drama queen. Hey Vinnie and Carl I'm just calling in because I heard

Vinnie make the dumbest suggestion I've ever heard on your podcast In order to prevent your kids From getting molested Vinny suggests You raise them Catholic I'm gonna let you sit with that one for a while It's like saying hey

If you don't want your kids to get touched Why do you send them to do Boy Scouts Okay call me back Why did he miss something in the news something happened I said it because like you were Carl was explained

how his creep last week they would isolate kids and they didn't want kids who were religious right but in my head I was thinking because they didn't

you know they didn't have someone in their life they could talk to but the reality was that they didn't want kids who had already been fucked yeah

they're somebody already called dibs on those kids yeah they want fresh tight butthole children so yeah that was my mistake

I heard that hold on here we go. Hi, this is Call H. I'm not a lone

for that call. You're just those people and those tattel tails and those nosy

busy bodies. Like kids are just at the camp. Is this supposed to be Uncle Paul? Probably swimming

in their little britches. No bridges on and then make a little bodies. Okay.

Thanks, sir. I think I may have hit the wrong one. I have a voicemail for us here. Please, too. Hey, just following up my awful Uncle Paul impression to the creep off. I was doing some research on Uncle Paul on a super cut. Do better. There was a lot of the Opster laughing and joking along.

Man, that guy gets, he's so fake and fuck. The more I look back, the worse he gets, Oopster. Okay. A little loser. Thank you. that yeah it turns out the opi's family told opi he doesn't find uncle paul funny and then opi goes oh i didn't realize i didn't find him funny i'll stop finding him funny now why are you picking on opi didn't you realize that you are the opi of your own show i know i got i got hit pretty hard this week i can't

believe i even made it here must be because it's super chat monday that was even able to muster up the strength to get here after erin imholt really tore me a new one i gave you a card right before the show about how you're the opi of the show sorry about that dude that was fucked up man It really threw me off in the wrong headspace this whole time. All right. Here is this particular voicemail took me by surprise when I heard it. Okay. All right, guys.

I probably shouldn't do this, but I'm going to. Carl, you said, hey, how do they know it's human remains? Like, can they tell by tasting it? Here's a tale from the creep. I have tasted ashes. And surprise, shock. it how fucking salty they are. Are you tasting this?

I have tasted human remains, and there you go. You're a cannibal. But you still love me. Bye. It's even gets worse, because he called back to explain that. What he did was he used it. He used it to a rim a margarita glass. He just, disgusting.

My uncle who was an alcohol. He would have wanted it this way. I have another voicemail for us, many. Go ahead. Hey, Carl, this message is actually for Vinny, who I'm assuming must have blocked my number because I was too fucking autistic. Look, I'm sending this message because I've tried very hard to have my redemption arc. Oh, okay.

This is the same guy. Bangor last time. That's the same guy. We got you, buddy. Here's another one. On to the creepos.com. Carl, well done. Gerald Richards, that's that magician fuck.

That is a good creak. Thank you. Agreed. This week, you're going to win. I think maybe what it is, is you don't understand what makes a good creep, possibly based on your personal background, sexual preferences, upbringing. God knows what. You can always run your creeps by me beforehand. But, yeah, Joel Richard, perfect example.

He looks worse in every photo, and my God, the crimes. Well done, mate. All right. Thank you, Bonar Guy. I got the seal of approval from Bonar Guy for that one. And feel free to send in suggestions of creeps I should break to the show. That'd be very helpful. And then, like, outline it and then have some clips ready.

That'd be amazing. Yeah, it's like all the stuff that Alex does for Vinny on this show. Alex sets up Vinny's entire thing, picks the guy. Are you fucking kidding me? Lobbing those softballs. Yep, it's great. Oh, fucking kill you. It's two against one on this show.

Please. Vinny, ignore that previous one. It's a pub VP. So here's a tale from the creep. So, Carl, you said how? Oh, never mind. Everybody's fucking me up. Hi, Carl.

Hi, Vinny. Hi, Vinny. I'm driving around Detroit, watching a homeless man scream at gas stations, and I also saw a kid get arrested, but that's not why I'm calling in. See, Carl keeps saying that meth has a terrible publicist. Yeah.

Carl, you're completely wrong. Meth has the best publicist of all time. See, I work on a podcast called the TDC podcast, and one of the other shows on the network is a Jay Chris Newberg, stand-up comedian. He's got a show called, well, he used to call it, heroin has a great publicist. And the entire joke was because no matter how bad heroin is, people keep doing heroin.

So the publicist must be fucking awesome. Just get that. That's all it is, man. Great publicists. Anyways, don't come to school tomorrow. Love you guys. Bye. All right.

Thanks, buddy. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Mr. and Bessie's assistant, thanks for the two-spot, Vinnie, S.J's photo with Pat way worse than Shully Iso-deal. I would say that they're probably on par with each other, mainly because neither one of them knew the person that they were interacting with was. a pedophile. Well, we don't know that. John might have known. No, really? We don't know that.

Are you sure? Well, we'll find out at point dable point at 4 o'clock today. I guess I'll have to listen now. Right? I don't give a... Listen, man. Fucking Esau. I hope he rots. That's all. That's all I care about. Carl, are you ready to do a scum parade? Yes, please. Goal parade Making Vinny's day His day It's day Oh man, that's the OG

Original, Carl That might be my favorite one I know, we got to mix these up more often We do. I need that on my board. I don't think I even have it anymore. Yeah, I got a few I can send you. Please do that.

Now, Carl, let's start off today in Canada. We're going to meet a real pussy boy here, everybody. We're going to Ontario, Canada. This is a 34-year-old non-binary man known only as KS. Non-binary man. I don't think you're going to see what non-binary means. I don't think this person understands it either. Way do you hear this shit.

Yeah. This person, KS, has successfully fought twice to have taxpayers cover the cost of an experimental surgery that would leave his penis intact while constructing a neo-vagina. between his penis and anus. The surgery only available in all fucking places, Texas. So listen, Vinny, everyone wants a vagina. Especially a

neo vagina. Yeah, everyone wants a neo vagina. You just have to ask the pussy fairy for a while. You don't get the government to help you with that. Put a tampon under your pillow. Right. Exactly. This surgery costs $70,000, Carl, and the Canadian government is going to pay for

it for this person. there's stuff there. Does that get tariffed? Like where the taint is? There's like stuff there. You can't just like put a hole in there. Can you? They will.

Okay. And this person's going to probably shove stuff at it. All right. Well, why else have a vagina? We're not going to shove stuff in it. They just staple us a sacked under your taint. So you get this in Texas.

They call it the old Texas mud hole stump. All right. Yeah. So in April 20, 24, when KS won a challenge against the Ontario health insurance plan at the divisional court level. The ruling basically said,

hey, we're going to give this person the money. They got doxed on Reddit, Carl. And according to the online post, KS identified not only as non-binary, but also as a transgender baby, a little, meaning he participates in ABDL, adult baby diaper love fetish communities.

Oh, yeah. He openly discussed being sexually aroused, by wearing diapers, bowel, and urinary incontinence, and designed his bedroom to mimic that of an 18-year-old girl. No, an 8-year-old girl. Yeah, is what he's going for. This guy is a total creep, and the Canadian government,

they go out of their way to placate these weirdos, and I don't know why. I don't know why someone with some sanity and he just stands up and just goes, yeah, we're not giving that guy a vagina for $70,000. What are we talking about? He's at least got traded his penis first. What are we doing?

Guys, come on. Yeah. It only encourages more of these, lunatics. I mean, how do you argue he's not nine minor if he literally does have a penis in vagina? That's true. That would be the ultimate argument. The judge said plainly that KS's surgery, quote, comfortably fits within the definition of insured services under Ontario law. You got to go from Canada to Texas, 70 grand for them to fucking drill a hole. It's on the taxpayers dime.

Meanwhile, Canadian taxpayers are left footing the bill for what they may be one of the most controversial publicly funded surgeries in the country's history. You think in Texas they just drilled a hole with like a mini oil rig they put on your... Yeah, that's why they're good at it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's actually a guy who looks like Yosemite Sam with just a drill at the head of a gun. Pow, pow, pow! There you go. All right. Deltona, Florida, Carl. Yep. 17-year-old Eduardo Españal Ramaguan is facing serious felony charges after allegedly trying to poison his 77-year-old adoptive mother by spiking her milk with Chorox bleach.

You ever hear the song Bleach Boys by the Dead Milkmen? It's all about this. Really? Yeah. It's all about drinking bleach. Sometimes you need a chaser. Maybe you mix it with something else. Is there not an age limit on adopting children? Like 77 seems very old. So he's

17. She's 77. As a baby, yeah, she was too old already. She was 60. Right. Another, so here's happened. Deputies were called to the house and a Saturday morning after another family member raised the alarm. The elderly woman poured herself a glass of milk but noticed an unusual chemical odor as she brought it to her mouth. She did not drink it. Another family member quickly pointed the finger at Eduardo telling officers, he put Clorox in the milk. Body camera footage

captured the chaos as deputies questioned the family. He didn't go quietly. A search for the home uncovered a bottle of Clorox bleach tucked away in the laundry room. suspiciously moved from a dusty spot leaving a clear outline behind for where it's usually kept. It's terrible at murdering his adoptive mom. Impressive, she sends out the subtle scent of bleach.

Yeah, I know. It's such real subtle. Antifreeze. Use anti-freeze. Or at least give her the option to inject it first. So he says he was mad at her and he wanted her out of the home. He now faces a laundry list of charge has attempted murder, poisoning,

aggravated abuse of an elderly person. If convicted, he'd be looking at a very long stretch behind bars. Well, he will be convicted. He confessed. Yeah, these freaking idiots. There's PSAs for buckling your seatbelt and not driving drunk. There's all these PSAs for all this stuff. Can there be one PSA is just like, stop confessing to crimes?

Your lawyer is going to have a very hard time defending you. This is a 17-year-old kid. It's an idiot. This is why a 17-year-old kid confesses. Because they're used to in their life going, okay, it was me. And then some going, oh, you know, you shouldn't have done that. Do better. You got your whole life ahead of you.

You make better choices until you don't have your whole life ahead of you because you did something that's fucked up. What you should have done was like, oh, she's 77 dementia. She put bleach in her for her middle. Yes, there's so many things you could have sadden. She's trying to frame me. They're all trying to frame me. Yeah, kids dumb. All right.

Let's go down to Texas, shall we? Let's meet this fella. More vaginas? This is Denny Lee Wettle. He's a registered sex offender. he's making headlines again for all the wrong reasons. This time he's accused of sexually assaulting a homeless man and secretly recording him without consent.

This is a fun one. A 26-year-old homeless man told police he was living under a bridge after along the East Freeway when he met Weddell, who was handing out cigarettes and supplies to people in need. Over time, Weddell offered JJ a place to stay. Beautiful place you may have heard of called the Channel View Motel. He was like, we can go stay there together. so that all of a sudden they move in together to a motel.

But this turned into a bit of a horror story during a traffic stop on April 26. Deputies pulled over JJ for a routine check. During a consensual search of the car, they found Weddell's checkbook and social security card in JJ's possession. When questioned, JJ, the 26-year-old homeless guy, became visibly shaken and dropped a bombshell that Weddell had raped him. JJ went on to tell authorities that he found Weddell's SIM card inserted it into his own. own phone and what he discovered was horrifying. There were photos of him asleep and exposed and a video

showing Weddell performing a sexual act on him while he was unconscious and high on synthetic marijuana. This is bullshit. I'm calling bullshit on this because there is no amount of drugs that someone can have sex with me and I wouldn't know it. And he's acting like he just discovered

it because he stole a SIM card and pointed into his phone and started scrolling through this shit. No, he's well aware. They're probably role playing. Hey, act like you're past out. I would believe him if he was like, so, I rolled over, and a sim card fell out of my gaping asshole. I'm on my way to the hospital right now. Can you please give me an escort? Doesn't this all seem a little too convenient that this would happen this way? And also he's like, oh, yeah, you can search my car, whatever. It's because I have all this synthetic marijuana

and whatever the hell I have in here in SIM cards. Yeah, none of it makes any sense. J.J. made it clear he never consented and said he was especially outraged because he's, quote, not gay. I'm not in for that gay stuff, even though I'm living in a motel. Oh, sure you're not. When contacted by officials, Weddell admitted knowing JJ, calling their connection a friendship. He believed should have been a dating relationship. He confessed to filming JJ in the shower, claiming there was implied consent, and acknowledged knowledge of the illegal footage found on his devices regarding the sexual assault video. He's like, yeah, of course I shot video of us fucking.

He was into it too. That's what we do. Well, apparently, what he told the cops was, well, it might have happened that way once. okay so that's where he fucked up he should have denied denied denied denied but he stupidly said okay so maybe i you know he should have said that's what jj's kink i don't even like filming the guy when he's passed out yeah he's a real freebie right yeah i did it one time yeah that's fine i only committed a felony once it's your problem so this guy is a sex offender he was found guilty in 2022 of invasive visual recording after getting caught sliding a phone under a bathroom

stall at a home depot along the gulf freeway. Contractor shits. He got 180 days in jail for doing the exact same thing Opie did to Roland at the series of town building. The exact same thing. He's now on the lamb, Carl.

He's facing two new felonity charges sexual assault, invasive visual recording again. The police are asking for the public's help and tracking him down before he could target anyone else. What he should do is just start a nonprofit hand jobs for homeless. Oh. You know what I mean? This could be a charitable endeavor.

that he's handing out cigarettes, he's touching their balls a little bit. Get Robert Kraft to donate? Handies for the homeless. He's for the homeless. But then, like, Robert Planned or Robert Kraft would be like, yeah, let's bring in some beautiful women in this guy. I mean, not so fast, Robert. I got this. I got all these.

All right. Alejandro Acosta Alvarez, California Cat Snatcher, everybody, our last creep. Here we go. Alejandro Acosta Veros, he's 45 years old. old. He's been arrested after a series of disturbing reports involving the abuse and suspected killing of neighborhood cats. Oh, boy.

Now, he was caught on closed circuit TV footage, finally bringing him to justice. The footage circulated by St. Anna, police shows a man luring a cat between two parked cars, tying its legs, and fleeing in a white pickup truck. After multiple

residents in Orange County reported, seeing cats mysteriously disappear. This motherfucker was able to tie up a cat's leg. Do you, how do you even start that? You've got to hit him in the head a few times first. Probably. Yeah. You got to soften up their brain a little bit.

Then they'll let you do it. After multiple residents in Orange County reported seeing multiple cats disappear, they started, you know, checking cameras and stuff like that. They found this video. Another woman found their cat injected with an unknown substance and dead. So this guy likes torturing, but also definitely just killing these. Straight up killing cats. Yeah. It doesn't want as many cats in the neighborhood.

Police have not revealed how many cats were found dead or injured, but the pattern was enough to rattle the local community. Here's a fun fact. Yeah. Animal cruelty is sadly no minor issue in California, Carl. Oh, yeah? According to the 2021 report, the state recorded nearly 3,000 animal cruelty offenses in one year alone. 17% of the nation's total cases. That's surprising because it's hard to get arrested in California.

You could pretty much do whatever you want, but. They're very upset about the pets. So he is in custody right now. If this man has raped your cat or made your cat disappear or you suspect it, please contact the Orange County Police. That is our scum parade for this week, everybody. That was a good time, Carl. That was a fantastic time.

Thanks again to Brian McBride. Do you have anything to plug, my friend? No. Well, thanks for being here. Thank you. And thank you for the Syracuse sponsorship, which keeps this show going along with, of course. Super Chat Monday.

Do we want to read any more of these Vince chats? Vin Boss said he loves the show and is perplexed why it has 80% less viewers than his live show. He offered a free consultation to help you improve. That's so nice of him. That's great. What a nice guy. You know, I think it has something to do with the content.

Most people generally don't jump on board with what we fucking talk. Hey, you want to hear about people to torture cats on today? Hey. Yeah, I like our small niche audience. I mean, whatever. God bless you, Vince. Have a great afternoon. Um, we got any more we want to hit Carl?

Are we good to go today? I think we're good to go. Uh, like I said, point dabble points coming up. And, uh, we're got a great lineup and we're going to have a lot of information about ChillerCon. John's, uh, fun weekend. Boy. Had.

Carl, I'm going to, uh, tell you this right now. Yes. We're getting to the end of Thunder and Paradise. We thought we were at the end. There were a couple episodes left that I didn't know existed. Awesome. But coming up this Friday, we're Thunder and Paradise and it was. producer chris beautiful join us for another great bonus episode until then remember

it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice hackomania.com uh see you later kids That ain't funny. I don't know if we're, if they could hear us or not. No. Opie's been fantastic. He's been such a godsend the way that he's living his life. So, yeah, that's been a lot of fun. We've been, we're starting to cover him on.