The Creep Off - Episode 261: Live From Las Vegas 2

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

 Karl & Vinnie are live from the Plaza Hotel for an all-out showdown to name the biggest creep in Sin City. It’s the Hackamania Battle you’ve been waiting for — featuring the “Vegas Scum Parade All-Stars” and a wild new edition of Karl’s Cop Cam and the segment we can only show you on Patreon Pedo-Hunter Theater! With special guests Mahalia, Lucy Tightbox, Bryan Johnson, and Dick Masterson! 

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Oh boy.

Boy. Ola Creepos, welcome to! The only show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. We're at Vegas, we're live. I hope all of you watching and listen to this, heard that applause by this great crowd. Thank you for coming tonight. How are you?

I can't do a creep off. I can't do a creep off without my good friend and co-host. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for my little German boy, Carl. You look good! What is happening in Vinnie Paolino? Carl, we are back in Las Vegas, really the second home of the creep-off.

I mean, murder capita, it goes Rochester, Vegas, and it's perfect. Thank you for being here. We have a great show, a packed show for you today. I don't want to tease anything, but we got some Carl's cop cam coming up. Boy, do we. We got some Pito Hunter Theater coming up. But most importantly, we have a competition because that's what this show is.

For those of you who don't know, Carl, explain it to everybody. All right, so what we do every week is we try to find the creepiest person in a specific category, and then we and I present who we think is the biggest creep is. You find folks go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. Once somebody gets to five wins, they win that round. and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which leads to things like me wearing Liederhosen at a live show. Oh, shit. I forgot the consequence.

Why don't you introduce our results girl, who's going to tell us who won our last episode, Crabeas Electrician, and then we're going to explain what tonight's stakes are. All right, so what we do is we always bring in our results girl at the beginning of the show, and we actually have a local results girl here with us today, One of our favorites on the creep-up, Mahalia is in the house. Get up here, Mahalia.

Give her a nice round of applause. Oh, she's stunning. Always stunning. She seems to live in a really big house. I don't know what she does for a living, but I do know there's a lot of women who make a good living here in Vegas for various reasons. So the last time we did an episode was two weeks ago

because we kind of got our YouTube channel suspended last week. Oh yeah, we did. Yeah, we flew a little too close to the Sun and we decided to watch Hulk Hogan on the A team. It was worth it. It was worth it. So we need the results from two weeks ago. Mahalia, would you let us know who won? It was, who was in it? Tell everybody the details. We do need the results from last time and it is an honor to be here to announce them. Just a little closer. A little closer. A little closer. A little closer. A little closer. A little closer. friends here. A little bit.

There you go. This week's results, the winner, bringing the creepiest electrician and coming in with a whopping 52 percent of the vote. Mr. Carl Hamburger. Oh, yeah. U.S. U.S. U.S.

U.S. Diggins. Diggins. U.S. Suck it, Biddy! Suck it! Thanks, guys. Thanks for voting for me.

Well, listen, I lost a point. You're sitting here wearing later hosen. Feel happy. All right, fair enough. I need some victory today, all right? No. Seated something. Yeah, well, I hope you don't get another one

because today's show is a competition, our category is the biggest creep in Las Vegas. And there are going to be stakes because you folks in this room are going to determine today's winner. And one of us will be wearing this lovely t-shirt. Mehala, I'll have you show it to everybody. For the rest of the night,

for all of our appearances on later shows. Actually, you might just have to wear that on the plane home because you need to wear the later hosen for everything. That t-shirt cost $70 on Fremont Street. I'm sending that to Aaron Imhold after this. I was actually shocked that that t-shirt, that tasteless t-shirt, cost so much. Fuck off. No one's buying this shit.

I know. They were surprised. You probably got it for a blow job. They were literally surprised. Like, you really want that? And I was like, yes. So, Mahalia, we're going to bring you back at the end of the show. We are going to do an applause break with you folks. You're going to decide who wins. So thank you. Mahalia. Get lost. Thanks, Mahalia.

Thank you. going to, whenever we do a live show, we always have a special guest referee. Ah, yes. Yes. So today's special guest referee, she made her debut on the creep off a few weeks ago and really enjoyed having her, and she's here today. And we love her. Put your hands together for Lucy Tightbox, everybody. Wherever you're comfortable, sit with whoever you like more. Oh, no. Right in front of the gay shirt? Jesus. All right.

understand. Don't have like a brood. Carl, you won. That means you get to go first today. Correct. Would you like to present your creep? Go right ahead. Vinnie, go ahead and post the photo.

I have a mugshot here of Nathan Burkett. Now, Nathan Burgett was born in Mississippi in 1946. He had polio as a child, which caused him to walk with a limp as an adult, and he was given the name Crypto. This is going to be another win for the toe. Between 1976 and 1926. In 1779, he was arrested for battery, domestic violence, kidnapping, robbery, disorderly conduct, and rape in Las Vegas. In April of 1978, he raped and then strangled 22-year-old Barbara Cox to death.

He left the body near his apartment, and Burkett's girlfriend actually found the body. Police questioned him, but he was wasted at the time, and he just kept saying, I was talking about it. That's the alibi you could have, alcohol. I don't know anything. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know anything about it. And so the cops brought him home because he was so wasted.

and they didn't have anything on him, so he never got questioned again for it. He'd up moving back to Mississippi in 1980, and in April of 1982, he doused his mother with gasoline and burned her to death. He was arrested on capital murder, but his charge was downgraded to manslaughter,

and he was under to 20 years. Why would it be cannibal murder if he's set her on fire? Capital murder. Oh, I'm sorry. Cannibal murder. I was more wondering what she did. Yeah, I know, what a bitch, right? So he gets 20 years in 1982 for burning his mother to death.

In 1992, he's released from prison, and it's back to Vegas, baby! Let's go, party it up. In February of 1994, Burkett raped and strangled 27-year-old Tina Mitchell, right near where he did it to Barbara Cox 15 years earlier. It's like old times. A few months later, in May, he murdered 32-year-old Althea Williams and hit her body in the exact same place that he left Tina Mitchell. sloppy is what he's doing here.

August 19, 1999, 33-year-old Bridget Thomas went missing in Las Vegas. Burkett was considered a prime suspect, but they never found the body and they never had any evidence for it. September 4, 2002, he lured 41-year-old Valletta Bowsley behind a church

where he tried to rape her. He's getting older, so he's not as good as he used to be. But he did manage to strangle her to death. Oh, no. So he still's got that down. Wait, what does a failed rape look like? Oh, I'll show you. Oh, wonderful. my room is 1858

come visit this time though there was a witness but this witness was cool because this is Vegas you know you don't really like to say anything until you go to jail and then you start talking so all of a sudden this guy's like by the way I saw some shit go down you guys might

want to know about and he said he saw that chick go behind the church with Burkett and then 10 minutes later Burkett walked out by himself so it seemed a little suspicious the way that works. Well, when they asked him about it, he just went

to, uh-oh-oh-oh-huh. Burkett was arrested and convicted a voluntary manslaughter with a six-year prison term. He was required to submit a sample of his DNA to be stored on file. In 2009, he's in his early 60s. He's released, and he moves back to Mississippi.

Well, that's when in 2010, the sister of Barbara Cox, the woman he murdered in 1978, went to the law Las Vegas Police Department to the cold case team and said, can we solve this thing with my sister? It happened like a while ago, but I think you guys could check it out. So a forensic investigation tied Cox to the murder, and then they realized that 1994 murder that happened in the same place was him as well. And so I have a little clip of the press conference from the investigation. If you want to play that video for me, Vinnie Pauline. As a result, we identified

now 65-year-old Nathan Burkett. person who committed that murder upon Barbara Ann Cox back in 1978. That's a bad chroma. Our investigation didn't end there. Our investigations continued with other homicides that we were investigating and we came upon another discovery. And that discovery was in 1994, Tina Gail Mitchell, who was 27 years old at the time, was also a victim of a murder.

That discovery led us to Mr. Nathan Burkett. We saw early on when we got the results back regarding DNA that there was a potential problem here, meaning we may have a serial killer here in Las Vegas. So because of that stupid, pesky DNA, they realized that this guy was a serial killer. Now he's living back in Mississippi, living up his life, you know, having a good old time. And sure enough, they extraded him back to Nevada, and in 2018 he pled guilty to two counts of second degree murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

that's it? The family was not happy about this, Vinny. In fact, there was a local news story if you want to play my 2018 conviction video that I gave you. Yes, sir. New tonight, a suspected serial killer pleads guilty to three cold case murders in Las Vegas. Police say the women were all strangled and assaulted before their bodies were dumped right near the killer's apartment. 13 action news anchor Masa Society is live in studio. Masa, the family of one of the victim, says they are still waiting for justice. tonight. Yes, Todd Fisher, her name was Barbara Ann Cox. Her family says after waiting for more than 40 years, they wanted a trial and a first-degree murder conviction. These women were strangled and their bodies were dumped. A violent end for these two Las Vegas women and authorities say they weren't the only victims. Shortly after making an arrest in 2012, Metro detectives released this YouTube video saying they believe Nathan Burkett was a serial killer. He's an animal.

He would pick his victims and it appears it through a fit of rage. He would act on these victims ultimately to their demise. That was the only sister I had. You know, I loved her. She didn't deserve that. Barbara Ann Cox may have been killed in 1978, but tonight decades later, her sister and niece are still dealing with extreme pain and grief.

The effect goes on and on and on and it hasn't stopped. The brutal crime replaying in their minds for 40 years. After DNA evidence linked Burkett to Cox, the family says they thought they would finally have their day in court. Tonight they are angry after prosecutors offered Burkett a deal and he pled guilty to second-degree murder. He was watching her and he got her. How is that second-degree murder? He just didn't care at all. He had no remorse.

Tonight, the review journal is reporting prosecutors decided against the death penalty after learning Burkette had dementia. and they expect he'll die in prison. For now, Cox's family chooses to remember her life and legacy. He already forgot it. Just a lot of fun, bubbly, and she always had one of us girls with her at all times. You don't remember that shit? She's been dead since 1978. And you know what he would have gotten away with it too?

If we weren't from these meddling kids going to the police and say that we should be checking into this 1978 case. Well, I have some good news. Now, Dr. Fauci, he might be guilty of taking out a lot of good people, but he also got some that deserved it. January 19th, 2021, COVID got him. And he died. Oh, hey. Oh, sorry. He died in the Northern Nevada Correctional Center.

That is my creep. Nathan Burkett, the serial killer of Las Vegas, which I have not found one true crime show that's covered this guy, still the greatest true crime show on the internet, the creep off. brother. Vote for Carl. I would like to thank Carl for another lazy presentation where he made us watch a long video.

What the fuck? And a live show. We got to sit here and watch Dateline, Carl. What the fuck is this? So, folks, let's get after the salacious shit. I can speak English sometimes. It's early. What do you have my teeth in your mouth?

I was chewing on a battery earlier. So this is my creep. This is Rick Van Teele. This is a picture of him from one of his lovely productions. We had to blur out part of it there, as you could tell. Why? Is that where Fido is?

To be fair, I didn't want to see what was under that, so I just left it to that one. I found that still picture of him. He is a former adult film star. Now, I use the term star loosely, because I don't think he's been in anything anyone has seen. He spent a lot of years out here at Vegas, Philbeard pornography, and during that time, he found himself a new hobby.

See, he learned that in America, you don't have to follow any rules if you're a sovereign citizen. That is true. Yeah, so, like, if you are a sovereign citizen, the government needs to stay out of your way, you pretty much have a license, do whatever you want to. Now, when you take that philosophy and you mix it with making pornography, sometimes you make the people you want to have work with you get uncomfortable. They're just like AIDS tasks, that's government propaganda. Fuck that. Like, everybody that was working with this guy quit.

And eventually people stopped working with him because he was so goddamn annoying. He was too creepy to do porn. Okay? Okay. We're just getting started. So, what was he licking the come off of the other dude or something? How creepy was he? It gets there.

It gets there. But he starts another business. He's like, you know what? What does any good person do when they were part of the business that they love or not in it anymore? They tried to find a way to rekindle it. He decides he's going to make his own sex toy. That's right. And he's going to manufacture himself.

That's right. Homemade dildos, this guy was making for everybody. I'm interested. Yeah. And he also started his own little escort service with the few other female porn stars that would talk to him. But here's what he decided to do, Carl. Listen to this pitch. He's like, listen, ladies, you're going to work for me, but you've got to help me move these goddamn dildos.

They're all in my garage. Nobody wants these things. You got to take about one at a time. You know how. Carl, imagine being a John going into a room with the prostit. She's like, hey, remember the guy you took the money from out there? If you really want to get me off, you need to buy one of these dildos, this mold of his dick. And she literally, he was having to pitch his dick toys to Johns who were there to have sex with women.

How big was it? I don't know. God damn, you never do the research that we need, Vinny. So I don't know. But here's the fun part, Carl. This business fades out. And eventually he gets rid of the women. because they quit. So now he's giving

handies. So now he's just like trying to make a living giving handies. And he realizes one day, he's in his trailer and he realizes he's sitting there with an ice pack on his elbow just thinking, there's got to be a better way. And he realized his true calling. Ladies and gentlemen,

he went to a place called YouTube University and he decided that he was to become a doctor. Now, the sovereign citizen approach didn't work the port industry. I don't think it translates well to the medical field either, Carl. It might. Nope. It might. Sure doesn't. Sure doesn't. My dentist went to YouTube University. Your dentist doesn't exist, Carl. So let's get a more recent picture. Oh,

sorry. Wrong person. So this is him. This is him after he gets arrested. So he pivots Carl. opens up his own medical practice in his trailer behind his house and a dirty, dirty lot. Would you like to see it? Okay. Let's see the trailer. Contact 13 is giving you your first and exclusive look at the trailer in which Rick Van Thiel allegedly had his medical practice. This is where everything went down. There's a surgical table that you can see right here in the middle of the trailer. It is surrounded by all manner of medical equipment, including syringes, a blood pressure cuff. There are shelves here that are covered with pornographic materials as well as medical materials. Yeah, there was porno and medical materials on the shelves.

So here's a little bit more of what he had in there, Carl. You're going to enjoy this. He had all sorts of tools. Ah, fuck it. He had tools to do open heart surgery on someone. He had all sorts of what do you call it, anesthesia and things like that that you shouldn't have. And then he also had a freezer full of guns

for some reason that were all wildly illegal. So he starts advertising online as a holistic healer. He wants to do everything all natural. He's going to be the guy to help you when the medical community failed you. I don't believe in the government,

licenses, licenses, and he explained everybody that he did learn everything that he needed to know from YouTube. He didn't just watch one video. He watched it a couple of times. He made sure to point that out to everybody. What you want to do when you perform heart surgery is remove the fluid. Let's talk a little bit about what type of services he was providing for people. They ranged from abortions, circumcisions, castrations, castrations, root canals, tumor extractions, and something called ozone therapy, everybody. Now, ozone therapy involves needles, injecting stuff into your muscles. Here's the other problem. He was also treating people with HIV.

what could go wrong and other STDs as well as really depressed sad people who really did have the medical system failed them who had cancer and shit who actually went to this fucking quack now here's a medical expert talking about what he was doing

with his ozone therapy blood machine you guys are going to enjoy this Rick was telling his patients that through the use of ozone, he was able to treat all types of ailments and illnesses ranging from HIV all right to cancer. Rick was processing blood through this machine that had been used on other people who had other diseases and issues, and he was not cleaning it. So the blood that had these diseases and issues was going right back in his patients. Yeah. This guy rules. I know what the people

to your libertarian side. But, so he, there's an outbreak of hepatitis and AIDS, HIV, that came out of this guy's trailer so that the Nevada State Department, Medical Bureau, and the

Las Vegas Medical Department of Health went and found his trailer and they arrested him immediately. Probably three people at this point died from malpractice from this guy and uh countless people ended up with other diseases just because they were in his dirty ass trailer now carl so we're just making up numbers now bini okay there's at least three

there's at least three so that means more how many did your guy have listen i'm not the one on trial here i was just asking you that guy's a serial killer here's the thing that always seals the deal for a creep for me when they're just not sorry let's see him in court you'll have You guys want to hear what he had to say in court when he was facing the judge. I like this. Can I ask you something? Have I done anything here worth killing me over, in your opinion? Have I done anything that wrong?

If I done anything worth killing me over, apart from sentencing other people to death with horrible diseases because they trusted me and I had a YouTube channel? So, Carl, I have good news for everybody. Would you like to know how this ends? Motherfucker hung himself in jail. All right. I do happen to have another theory. I think he may have escaped to move to Connecticut.

Oh, shit, you're right. All I can see is Helga Man every time I look at this person. So I think that means you should vote for your pal Vinny and Dr. Rick when it's time to vote on the creep off. Lucy, who did you think was creepier? Oh, this was a rough one. I do love dildos, though, so. Yeah, so he's pretty cool. Yeah, he had very trustworthy eyes as well.

All right, everybody, Lucy Tightbox, give it up for. Thank you guys. Thank you for joining us. Check out What's Over with Kaylee on YouTube. Now, Carl, I believe it is time for one of your absolute favorite segments in the world. Is that right? Are we doing a cop cam? I think we are.

And I would like to invite two of our very good friends who are here to join us. for the duration of the show if they're into it. Dick Masters saying Brian Johnson, come on up. Let's hear for him. I love him. I just want you to do

Blazing Saddles quotes up here. 12 schnitching grubin is my limit. Well, guess what, guys? I almost forgot. I can't wait to see. calls cop cam fight with the cops for no reason

will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life now a lot of times these cop cams I enjoy you have to deal with very drunk or entitled individuals

who argue with the police and say they can't breathe and that they're going to sue the police department they'll have their badge and those are always fun Today, we have a very different type of cop cam. We have a high-speed pursuit that's going through downtown Las Vegas,

and things get serious very quickly. Go ahead and cue my clip one there. Charlie for in pursuit of the suspect vehicle. It's going to be Southbound Mojave. Shots fire. Shots fire. Happy, South Palm, Mahvi, from where? What if I want to say when I can't have you?

Oh shit. Be advice, shuts fire, shots fired. What's the location? Southbound, Mojave, passing Bonanza. Black, shots fired still. All right, not to be a bootlicker, but when a guy I'm chasing down is shooting a gun at me, I'm thinking like, wait, what's my salary to do this again?

Are there other jobs that I could do, probably, that I'd be good at? You could start up a whole, like, medical slash porno business. Right, yes. Could be manufacturing dildos in a garage somewhere. Why am I following this guy who wants to murder me? It's not good. More people would ironically buy yours than his, I think. All right.

Does this seem like he's playing up that driving for the camera a little bit? Oh, oh, man, almost missed that one. Okay, dude. I'm sure it was that. It was like I'm driving with my wife. right she's like oh my god that guy's so close like all right calm down it's not that close so he's following this guy he's the only one pursuing it at this time and so he needs uh some air support as this guy continues to fire at the police officer they have jets or something

Give me the air unit Shut fire, shut fire Give me the air unit Still southbound Mojave approaching Charleston Southbound Mojave approaching Charleston Shots still being fired Suck it by two times, HMA. Drivers got a baldhead, tattoos, black shirt.

Cussinger's got a white shirt. Yeah, he's funny. Going westbound Charleston from a hobby. Now, if I was this police officer at this point, I'd be like, all right, stop talking to me. I'm trying to concentrate here. I'm dreaming of it out of traffic. This guy's shooting at me,

and I've got to give me descriptions and what color shirt he's wearing. Give me a minute here. His hairstyle? Yeah, exactly. Do you think it's a fade, or do you think he's naturally bald? I don't know. It's a shoe to get me.

I'm driving very quickly. Yeah, he's very... Is that procedure? Is that in the manual, one-handed driving? If you're cool. They don't have hands-free walkie-talkies yet. Is that, or they just don't know it's hands-free? At this point, though, you're right, Carl.

The only thing they need is a license plate. in the car. The guy hasn't gotten out of the car yet. He's also shooting constantly. That could be... We have an APB out on Yosemite, Sam. All right, so now this guy you just saw, he just turned down the wrong side of traffic. He's driving into traffic now,

and the police car continues to tail him and try to keep up with him. He should have, like, therapeutic, like, rock music should kick in to, like, soothe his nerves. You need some ACDC what you're doing this. I understand some. Yes. I say brown noise.

It's away from laundry. Still westbound Charleston approaching 28th. Okay, well easy. He's got the seatbelt alarm going? Oh my God. Got one more unit. Be safe. Be safe.

shot at. Are you injured? On D-pack with the air unit following the vehicle. We want to try a combined channel. That's for Charlie 1. Are you injured? It's Charlie Ford, not injured. Okay, copy.

I'm going to switch over to T-Tex. Watch out, shots fired. Shut fire. Oh, God. So the other patrol car shows up, and they just immediately start shooting at that guy. He was driving a little too close, and I don't think he got the memo. This guy's trying to murder cops right now. I would kind of be annoyed if I was the first cop.

I'd be like, I put in all the work, all the driving, and now you show up and then just cut in front of me. Oh, you're going to be at the press conference, too? Fuck off. Was it just me, the... Are you injured? Are you injured? Are you injured? Hey, I'll let you know.

I got my hands full right now. you, and then you click the button. No, I'm fine. When my shoulder gets shot off, I will be complaining about it. Don't you worry. They really set these guys up for failures. You've got a siren in your ear, like a smoke detector

waking you up in the middle of the night, and then a seatbelt alarm going off. Like, if you're in a high-speed chase, it should kick in with, like, Mozart or something. The only thing they're missing is a smoke detector chirping at you every minute. Yeah. What is... People are

By that? What does that? You talked about a guy... The audience of the creep-off is offended by your... I was going to say, you talked about a guy like disembowelling his own mother, and everyone's like,

ah! But a smoke alarm chirping? That's too far, right? You're right, my bad. Thanks for keeping me a check. Over the line. All right, so at this point, this cop,

and I didn't realize this was the police procedure for this. He goes, oh, if we're going to start shooting at each other, I could do that too. So his gun comes out in this next clip. Finally. Going northbound eastern from Charleston. Hey, back up! He's shooting! We got a real hero cop right there.

Oh, cop right there. Oh, what the hell is this shit? Yes! fucking juggling a gun while he's driving? Like McNuggets? Oh, there we go. Let's get off here. All right.

And he's not left-handed, as you can tell. He was like, trying to do left-handed. I can't pull this off. I assume it's as hard in real life as in GTA, shooting while you're driving because you can't like. I can do it with a mouse, but not a PlayStation controller. And someone's cocaine delivery is late. You know?

That's the real victim. and all this. You may have a good excuse. Where the fuck is my Coke? I ordered it 30 minutes ago. All right. My clip number five, it is on. Yes. Through the windshield? What the fuck? Is that sane? Who trained this guy? Yeah, I forget sane. Is it a procedure?

I had no idea this is what you're supposed to do. to start shooting through the windshield in traffic. He's covering his eyes with his other hand. To be fair, it is hot here, and if you roll down the windows to do it, you're to let all the AC out. That's true. Yeah, good point.

So this guy's got some balls because you saw he was keeping his distance while this guy was shooting at him. He decides to get real close and get his kill shot in. Watch this clip. Did he do all... How many shots did he get off?

Half of this... That was like five right there. Yeah, that's five. At a delivery truck, traffic going the other way. What the fuck are you doing, man? It's like fucking U-Haul. It says furniture.

It says reckless as boogie 2988. What the fuck? The call is coming from inside the house. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Watch this right here. This is crazy. Okay.

Remember, there's a passenger at the gun. Holy shit. Oh, this is pretty crazy. The ball's on this cop. Second to none. I have one more clip to see how this ends. And then the seatbelt kicks in. Safety first.

He's all the way across his body. Yeah, there. Yeah, you got to reload. Oh, those guys are fox. Very graceful, trained reload. Thank you, good night. Hey, you might want to take cover. Oh, there you go.

Oh, the other one's up there. So that's how the video ads. One of the guys gets out and starts running after that. This cop had some serious balls to walk right up to that car to start putting rounds into it. Are you fucking kidding? I'd have fun one. And he comes back and says,

well, he was shooting at me through my windshield. They're like, okay, what if we look at the tape? Because, you know what, I quit. I don't have to take this shit from you, captain. I was actually even to dodge them very quickly. You weren't shooting out? Ah, never mind.

I'm done. Doesn't that change, like, the direction of the bullet the second it hits the glass? A windshield? I don't know. You think so? Yes. Did they teach that at the academy? I'm very impressed by that cop

or Las Vegas, nice work Las Vegas, yeah This place is fucking crazy This is a crazy place, get out why you can That was a good cop-cam video Because it's like 90% of the ones that I watch Are belligerent middle-aged white women Who are drunk and get pulled over

And they're like, I'm not arrested You're arrested, yeah I'm gonna sue you Yeah, I'm gonna call my dad Just you ain't Yeah, I don't know why the cops don't shoot them. At least wing them.

Teach them a lesson. I feel like you should be allowed to weigh at least one person per shift. It's a hard job. You need perks. So Carl, one of the things we like to do whenever we do a live show is do a lot of talk about the city that we're in

and learn a little bit about it. And today I would like to present to you the creep-off Las Vegas scum parade. All-Stars everybody. Are you excited? All right. So I am going to introduce you to our first person. Oh, can I transition into this bit? Sure. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Folks, I would like to introduce you to this lovely gal. On the morning of August 27th of last year, police responded to a disturbing seat outside of a cremation and burial service. They found a deceased person lying face down next to a casket in front of the building on the street.

Pedestrian's like, is this yours? So, surveillance footage revealed a woman breaking into the place where they had a showing of that body the night before. This person snuck and broke a window, came in, grabbed the casket, and I'm trying to pull up the picture, and I did this the wrong way. So sorry, guys, one second. They caught her on camera. Yeah, I totally fucked that up.

Sorry. Who cares? They got her on camera with the body. You can imagine. For no reason. You can imagine with the dead body. Yeah, right. She didn't open the door. She smashed all of the doors again and then opened them. Weald the thing outside, dumped the body out of it, tried to get away with the casket, and then realized, fuck, I don't need a casket. It just walked away like nothing to happen. In her defense, she didn't know there was a body in it, because caskets are heavy. You really can't gauge that, whether there's a dead person in it or not. You would think you would realize that before you start moving it because it is extra heavy. You would think. Yeah. Well, she didn't.

Do you think it's harder for creeps to get rid of bodies these days because they keep getting fatter? Oh, yeah, good points. Is that a real thing? Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think I'm so fucking fat, dude? I don't want a creep to get me. I want to be difficult to murder and get away with.

It's easier to kill the fat ones. It's harder to get rid of them. Yep. That's the logic that we have to figure out here. So in October 24, she pled guilty to one count of burglary, grand larceny, and disturbing human remains. Let's meet our second, creep. Oh, hold out a second, though, Benny. She had an excuse for this.

She had a reason. Oh, yeah, Carl. It literally says in the article that she had six beers that day. Could you guys imagine drinking six whole beers? I mean, what would you do? Probably go fucking crazy, right? I would think half this room is six beers in already, let alone. I couldn't believe it's something.

And I'm like, that's an excuse for stealing a dead person? Did she know the dead person? Like, she lost an argument with them before, and they got six beers. And it's like, I'll fucking show you who. She said she was blackout and forgot she did it. Well. And then they showed her their surveillance, and she was like, oh, yeah, that's me. Yep, all right.

Guilty. Sorry, guys. I broke it into shit before, she said. So our second creep today, let's bring him up. He is, this is. Myron bully. Now, Myron worked at a gas station in Las Vegas, and there was a gentleman who came in and bought some nachos.

And, yeah, and this gentleman was getting a little too much cheese. A little too much of the nacho cheese, and Myron over here is a conscientious employee at his job. He said, sir, you're taking too much cheese, and the guy kind of said, I don't fucking care. I can take as much as I want to. Well, tell that to Myron. because Myron

proceeded to beat the ever-loving shit out of the man. So is this a creeper employee of the month? I'm confused. What are we doing? Agreed. So police show up. Here's the fun part. Police show up and they find the man who bought the nachos twitching on the ground

in front of the gas station in the parking lot. And the cop is trying to figure out what happened. And they go in and they look at Myron who's working. There he goes. And he goes, well, if this happened here, do you have security cameras? And he's like, I don't know. Well, can you call someone and see if there's security cameras?

He had to call his manager in. And the manager shows the cops the security footage. And what it shows is not only him beating the shit of him inside of the store, the man stumbled out into the parking lot after taking a salacious beating, Myron went behind the counter and grabbed a bat, followed him into the parking lot, and fucking swung away. this is the Aaron Judge of gas station attendance he did not miss

he cracked open a dude skull with a bat because he was talking shit when I told him he had too much nacho cheese this guy looked like Reginald Denny when he was done with him now when I read this I started thinking about all the rumors you hear about

how back in the day in Las Vegas like if you were a tourist you don't want to fuck around in this town and I think it's still true today don't fuck around while you're here act right everybody okay I'm gonna worry about this one at the fucking nacho cheese. She's already ready to fucking steal all the nacho cheese.

Be careful. Yeah, yeah, it's too much. All right, this is our next creep today, ladies and gentlemen. You know what you didn't say? I'm sorry, I just want to fill in one detail that I thought was interesting from this article. The guy was slugging, this guy was slugging the other man with a baseball bat so hard that he

sprained his wrist. He's on the 10-day D-L from hitting this guy in the head with a baseball bat. He was charged with attempted murder, actually. So he is in prison. We're going to meet this. Oh, man.

Why am I doing it this way? Here we go. I'll get there, guys. I promise you. You guys have done this for a long time. Do you know what they did based on their mugshots? What does this say to you? You want to take a guess on this one, Dick?

For some reason, everything in me says pedophile, just based on this show. But I really hope it's not. Something with a bathroom, maybe poop, hiding in a toilet or something? She looks like she's getting away with something. That's why I said that. She didn't get away with shit. This is Kimberly Marika Johnson. She's 43.

She was arrested in charge with attempted murder and arson following a violent outbursts that began over a dinner bill. According to the Las Vegas police, the incident started at a place called Jerry's Nugget. now she was on a day with the guy and they showed up they have dinner and when it's time to pay the guy she was on a day with only had a $5 bill in his pocket it's a dick move it is a dick move

so Kimberly here gets a little revenge and I don't blame her what she does is she tells him motherfucker if I'm paying for this you're walking home so yeah Kimberly said fuck you go walk home so the guy does he lives two and a half miles away from the place he gets home

And he's like, fuck. At least I got a free dinner. He's laughing about it, I would imagine. And then he starts hearing a knock on the door. And a splashing noise near his window and front door. When he opened the door, he found that Johnson had doused the area with gasoline and was attempting to set his house on fire. He slaved the door shut just as she repeatedly, reportedly lit the flame.

Police say Johnson then took a hammer, smashed out his front windows and threw a flaming purse through the opening, igniting the fire inside the residence. The victim was able to escape without injury and later told police that Kimberley appeared to be on meth.

That's what he told us. Oh, that's the smile. All right. Now it makes sense. I'm telling you, Crystal Meth needs a better publicist. My first state story's nothing like that, man. Your first state stories are like that? Not even close.

No, no arson. You brought money with you? Yeah. I brought more than $5. She was going to burn the fucking guy's house down. Amazing. Now, I've watched tons of videos on YouTube, and there's one thing that you don't do.

If you bring a black woman to dinner, you pay. You pay. And not only that, you buy her kids' dinners, too. Otherwise, they will flip the fuck out on you. She can take your leftovers home with her. All right, this next guy, he's a Las Vegas royalty. this handsome young man. His name is Mason Melton.

It's a Melton in Vegas. Yeah. I wonder. 2017, he was 16 years old, and he was arrested at charge of the multiple felony offenses, including sexual assault, kidnapping, and possession of child pornography. The charges stemmed from allegations that Melton had raped at least four classmates, with incidents reportedly occurred both.

both on school grounds and at his father's house. What grade was he in at that time? He's 16 years old old. So, 9th grade? 10th grade? Yeah. He was held back for three years. So not only did he sexually assault these poor teenage girls.

He took pictures of them and tried to blackmail them into not telling anybody he did it. That is the child pornography charge. Sounds like you went to school with a bunch of prudes. Just this thing on? Go back to your smoke alarm chirping material. So before these charges, now we're talking about a 16-year-old. Before these charges, he had a history of disciplinary issues

with the Clark County School District, including a suspension in age nine for sexual harassment. Are there horny nine-year-olds running around this town, too? Apparently. So he also was released in August of 2022, so he spent five years in prison. Now he's an adult, and they let him out into the public. And good news, everybody, he's back behind bars because he violated his bail probation because he had a knife in his car, a second cell phone, and he was stalking women online.

Mason Belton, everybody. You guys let him back out. Good job. How does a serial rapist have such great hair? Like his haircutter person must be... His haircutter person. Amazing. You know?

He's doing that for them. He doesn't have to do that. I think he'd find one chick that was into him. Yeah. It does look effortless for the mugshot. It really does. It's feathered. Any parents here?

Where are the parents by applause? Parents? All right. You're not going to like this one. you were right dick you're not going to like this one either this is joanna boy she is 39 years old and she has been arrested

she ate something she wasn't supposed to i could already tell she was trying to so she decided to pretend to be a child protective service worker in an attempt to kidnap a three week old baby from the parents. This is one of the balliest stories I have ever read. She called the police herself claiming she was a CPS agent responding to law enforcement requesting assistance for an emergency pickup of a newborn. Officers responded to a residence near North Las Vegas Boulevard where she presented

what she claimed was a court order authorizing her to take these people's three-week-old baby. the cops are looking at this going you realize this is like a Chinese food menu right fatty and the parents had met this woman on Facebook because she had responded to an ad where they were trying to sell some newborn stuff that they didn't necessarily know that they needed she didn't read the whole thing it was just for sale newborn and then it got off that makes sense right and that for some reason

she decided to get the law involved like isn't it easier just to steal the baby out try to steal the baby out of a fucking stroller than to fake paperwork? I don't know Vinny, how easy is it to steal a baby out of a stroller? Or do it like any decent person does and just cut them out of the womb. Right, yes, we've read those stories as well.

This is why the Nick Riquet approach is always the best. Fuck you, you're not real. This isn't valid. I need to see a warrant. Get off my property. That's true, yes. She's been charged with attempted kidnapping, forgery, impersonating the public officer, possession of a stolen vehicle. That's what got her caught, by the way. She stole someone's car in Southern California and drove it there to do this.

And then this article turns into a whole instruction manual for how to not have your baby stolen from you by fake CPS agents, is if this is happening all over the place? Everyone's that retarded? It turns out all you need is an apple tag. Yes. Just apple tag your baby. You'll be fine.

Now, what was she going to do with this newborn baby? What do you do with those? I don't know. What a horrible thing to ask. So many answers. I'm looking at her. I'm guessing sauteed or grilled. Is that what they do?

They sell them on the black market? Okay. Well, that's a very valid guess. All right, let's meet our last creep-off Las Vegas All-Star. Was this guy trying to do a handsome mugshot? Like, he wanted to be the handsome mugshot? guy. He's like, do another one. Let me try a different face. Yeah, he's got the duck lips

going for sure. It's amazing. Aaron made both of those faces. Holy shit, you're right. So this guy is Philip Matthew O'Reilly. He's 37 years old, and he just pled guilty recently. Admitted in court that he murdered, this is Cheryl Bernard, his longtime

girlfriend. She's the mother of three children. So in September of 2021, O'Reilly savagely murdered this woman with their dog's leash and his own hands. Now, here's the fun bulleted points from this story. Her 11-year-old son was told by O'Reilly to retrieve the leash

and then bring his mother ice packs after he was beating her. Her 14-year-old daughter was instructed to watch over the younger children in another room during and after the assault. That night, O'Reilly took her children. These are not his kids. Packed them up in a U-Haul

and drove them and moved them to a new house on the way they disposed a mattress and a box spring in a dumpster so this was all that the police had to go on for this case for quite a while they end up arresting him and while he's in prison he's another one of those guys who's got to talk

he's got to start telling people stuff and this guy this is what makes him the creepiest he tries to hire a hitman well in prison you know who he wants to kill the kids the witnesses that's how you get away with murder way more murder it makes sense what do you think about it that 11 year old or that 14 year old we're going to talk they were going to tell everybody that I murdered their mouth with the dog leash what am I supposed to do

so he ends up getting caught trying to hire a hitman from prison and he is pled guilty and he is now going to be sentenced in June do you charge extra to murder children or less. Do you think it's easier? Yeah, I was thinking that too, right? But then again, there's the moral thing. We're like, ugh. But there's someone who would do it

is probably a disreputable hitman. Right. So he's working at a discount rate also. But he's also looking for that payday and he probably figures other hitman and will say no. We should have a consultancy. Yes, we definitely should.

Don't go to a hitman directly, work through us. We'll find the right solution for him. Oh, I thought we were working for the hitman. Oh. You know, we're in real estate it. I'll work for the hitman. You work for the agent. We'll really get them, we'll milk them both.

We'll get 6% either way. He got his hitman off a groupon, I think. Yeah. He kind of looks like a black Superman, doesn't he? Like Clark Kent going on? I don't know why. Well, no. Well, for some reason, he had $20,000 lying around to hire this hitman.

So I don't know what he does for a living, but... I mean, he was able to find a new house on the fly. Yeah, it's not nothing. He left the body of the old one or whatever the fuck. So those are our Las Vegas Scum Parade All-Stars give I'm a round of applause, everybody. Carl, I'm really excited for our next segment. I have not seen any of this yet.

Stand back! There's our Petto Hunter coming through. Let's rock. We are going to watch some incredible Pito Hunter videos. Now, here's the thing that's been going on. Those of you who are listening to the show, because we're releasing this to everybody, We are cutting off the show here for you now.

This part of the show we cannot put on YouTube, so we will be having this behind the paywall for our patrons and those of you who support the show. Carl? Yes. We learned about an organization recently called DAP 2K. And what they do is they give the creeps, the pitos that they catch.

Obviously, they lure people into public places for them to meet who they think are children for sexual purposes. And when they get them, they back them into a corner and they say, we're going to give you three choices. Your first choice is you can try to run away and we're going to kick the ever-loving shit out of you right here. Or you could call the police and you can explain why you're here,

we'll explain why we're here, and we can risk it. Or the third choice. What's going on in the screen right now, Vinnie? This is the encounter of the pedified. I was going to say. Was I caught? What just happened? That was really weird.

I must have pulled the wrong thing. I was a very ugly person a few years ago. I used to be. I still am, but I used to be, too. You beat me to it. So let's meet some of these people. I have... I'm sorry, I cut you off.

The third option is... We're going to take you out back and open-hand slap you across the face a couple times. That seems to be the one that everyone picks. There's no option where they get the kid? Like a long shot? That's not fair. That's bullshit, though.

Answer me these questions three. you can fuck this kid. I mean, it could be impossible questions, but you still got to give them an out. Because these are all getting taken offline, you can't find the full videos as much as you used to. So I have been getting wildly distracted by these rabbit holes, and I found some of my absolute favorites I would like to share with you guys.

You're ready? You ready for some fun? Not everything has to be a slap. Sometimes you could just really embarrass them, and that's what this guy chose to do on this one. Here we go. Kiss his feet. Kiss them fucking feet.

Bye-bye. Kiss. Bye. And this helps the children, how? So I'm going to shout out Jay Karnikam, Mr. Dr. Pepper on the internet. This dude is part of DAQ, and he just picked that motherfucker up and dropped him and it garbage can where he belonged and I found that very satisfying.

This is real? Yes. It's, oh my God. Brian, I'm telling you, this has nothing to do with protecting children. They just want to beat the shit out of people. This is the way they do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's no way you're like, hey, kiss my feet. Like, you would take them to the cops. Right. If you really cared, that would be it. Not like humiliating them and demoralizing them.

Are you listening? That hasn't worked. We're done with that. It's such a cheat code, too, because there's never like a bodybuilder who's like a pedophile. You know, it's always these scraughty, wusses that you can't believe I'm listening to these YouTubers pearl clutch oh they're never going fun of the big guys now they fuck up at whoever they need to fuck up and I'm proud of them not all the consequences are slaps everybody sometimes they're a little more fun this one

is great I think you'll like it go live hey you know what let me see this shit no it You're phone on the roof, bitch. Let's go, man. Come on, man, we out, gee. I got to put my girl up and get drunk. So he just threw the motherfucker's phone on the roof. And he's not done.

He's like, listen, we're going to get your car because they do report these people. That is one of the things. They do report them, maybe not necessarily right at that second, but they do send their stuff to the cops. This one ends with a little bit of extra punishment. Let's go get your license plate.

We got to go. A, six, five, oh, three. Oh, yeah, E, C, A, six, five. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, we're out of here, G. It's such mixed, mix. Now, what's your name again? Get out of here.

What did you come to do? Now, did you learn a lesson? Okay. You see that? Yeah. I should be stabbing you. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. You do that.

I love a lesson, but I do want to have a conversation with you. Imagine the emotional roller coaster. You think you're going to go fuck a 12-year-old boy. You're all excited. You've got to have somebody on the way there. Yeah, and now you can't even call AAA. I really fucking enjoy that one.

So some of these are oddly satisfied. This next guy, he was having a party with a bunch of friends, celebrating seven years of sobriety and what looks at like a Chili's or some shit. And he was having to chat with a young boy who he was going to meet after his sobriety party. And Dap 2K decided to crash. What's up? We came across and everything, bro. Seven years sober.

Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, my God. He's my best friend. Seven years sober. That would fucking use so... But you've been talking to a little boy, though, on Grindr. Ooh.

Ooh. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, you've been talking to a 13-year-old boy on Grindr. Wait a minute. Who was? What? Why were you talking to a little boy, calling him cute on Grimder?

Did he say he was 13 years old done? Yes, you did. This is what we do for a living. Mr. Jonathan. You were going to talk about being friends with benefits. He said you wanted to wait till you were in person to talk about friends of benefits. Excuse me. Excuse me.

everybody. This man right here was talking to a 13-year-old boy about being friends with benefits. What the fuck? In your neighborhood. This one of my favorites show it up. They should make him relapse him drink a beer. This is a salt too. That's right. That's right. How, okay, why do these pedophiles never have a game plan. Like, if the guy, like, okay, let's say this happens to me, right? I'm at Denny's, right? And these guys come, guys, a bunch of guys come over, and I go, oh, hey, everybody, these three guys

are here to meet a 13-year-old boy. Like, it's just so, I mean. You're right. Turn the tables out of them. Yeah, flip the script on them. It's just, they never have a plan. It's so frustrating to see. They've never seen Catch a Predator? You know this might happen, probably will. It's like watching Roadrunner cartoons. Like, man, come on. You know, you No, it's going to, you know the cliff's not going to fall. It's not a tunnel. He just painted that on the wall.

Don't panic. You know, I would be fine with pedophile hunters putting anvils on ropes. I'm totally with this multitude shit. Yeah, they need like a Japanese game show producer for some of these guys. Instead of throwing phones on roof, it's like a whole, you know, saw. I enjoyed how the best friend bailed. He just looked at his friend and he's like, we're not friends anymore. I mean, what would you do?

Start drinking. So this next one is a lot of fun. This guy is really disgusting and gross and was having very, very, very creepy conversations you're going to hear part of it with who he thought was a very young boy. And you're going to enjoy what happens to him. I fantasize in my mind that I find a little boy maybe four or five

in an alley living and I take him home. And the only reason I would ever because I thought that was a grown man I was talking to. change his diaper i'd even give it back with him so that dad can love him and then take him i am not a predator okay i'm not a predator i was talking to a grown man as far as i knew and i am too where did he say he was a grown man where in the conversation do you say you're tell me where he said it was on grinder to start what did it say what did it say i'm done with this conversation i'm not do anything to anybody you're gonna get a fucking

kid bro i'm not getting on i'm not doing anything to a kid and i don't want to do anything to a damn kid says the liar what does this say private property private property bro yeah well you I got tripped. You're not supposed to take those off the lot. We do have... What the hell out of my face? Make me get out your face, big. Get out of my face, you know how to let me get on your fucking trick.

Make me get on your fucking face. And you're a fucking queer. Get the hell out of my face. I'm a queer. You're on Grindr. Got you there. Yeah, yeah. I really enjoy these.

There's so much fun. You meet some real interesting people. Now, that looks like a local lunatic you would see just around your neighborhood. Now, what five-year-old boy could resist that? He really is a danger. His fantasy was to find a kid in an alley and change their diaper. That's what they were reading. That's actually way worse than having sex with the boy.

Now, how does he reconcile with like, oh, I thought I was talking to a grown man? How? That's the only difference he could come up with. I mean, he was five. So you thought the kid was five. One more time for fun. Popsie! Pick up your shirt.

I love that. So this next one, this guy makes the mistake of doing the thing. I hate more than any. When they try to argue, Dick, when they try to argue their way out of it, like, no, I wasn't doing anything. You're all wrong.

Instead of, like, turning the tables the way. You were saying, this guy tries to just... Yeah, go on the attack. Like, he's gaslighting them a little bit. So check this out. No, no, no, no, no. That's just now getting- Then how come, how come if I've done it so many times,

nothing has happened? Oh, it's happening now. See, that's the thing. That's the beauty in time. Today is the day. Hold on a minute. To answer your question, to answer your question, since I knew it was an adult

pretending to be a kid. You knew that? Yes, I do. I do. I do. Why is it that there's an adult pretending to be a kid here instead of the kid.

Why is the child predators like you, mother? No, it's into me. Hey! Come on, man! That's a cheap shot. He was winning the argument, and he lost his cool. You're right. I think you're the creeper pretending to be a little kid.

You think about that? All right, guys, I'm going to show you by two... With the Rugrats shirt? Come on, man. Come on. Oh, my God, you're right. Bro, that's Chuckie, man. Hiding in plain sight.

Come on. Come on. Is that Lil and Phil? No. Come on, bro. That's real monsters, man. Come on. Why do you know so much, Dick? So this next guy, this is one of the more fun surprise slaps I've ever seen. Enjoy. Just leave me alone. Why did you want to meet up with a kid? I don't know. I'm sorry. I will never. ever fucking do that shit again all right that's better stop you're gonna stop okay you're understand now okay what you mean ow why are you trying to fuck the kid today i wasn't i was gonna

oh whoa you're trying to fuck a little kid no i didn't yeah you did no i didn't no i didn't The pedo hunters? Anyone else get exciting when they see World Star Hip Hop? I have the video. I'm like, oh, this is going to be a good one. That was Jay Carnacom again with the shoulder tackle. Take down. Now, folks, I am going to show you my absolute

favorite Pito Hunter slap I've ever seen. I don't want to sell it too hard, but... I hope his shoes fall off. This is some Dudley boy shit right here, Carl. Yeah, I heard you. So please. It's not in this one.

Oh. It's a L-U-smat. Good as sis, bud. Did he go through the ceiling? Is that one after there? No, please. One more time on that, I think. It's not in this one.

Paca! Baca! Siss. Good as sis, bud. That's that piss part of butt Griffin. Come on, now. Do you think they're not doing a service for the world? They're having a little bit too much fun, Vinnie.

I understand you should enjoy what you do for a living, but they're... It's gritting ear-to-ear doing this. I know you get a little... You get a little nervous about these. Look at the joy brought all these people here in Las Vegas tonight. Look at the joyful faces. The pito's exposed.

We love it. We love it. So those are my pedophile hunter takedowns, my favorites. And when does a guy, roughly your shape, show up on one of these videos to slap pedophiles around with a mask on, you know, in a beard suspiciously like you? Here's how you would know it was me doing it. I would wear a mask. Right.

I would probably go for a cape. I'd probably go for a cape. And I would have much bigger people with me backing me up. Then we just think you were Riley. Would you have a signature move, like the Bushwhacker thing when you went in? Yeah, okay. I do the Bushwacker stop in. Like a peto pounce.

You jumped on them. Just finishing moves. Yeah. It's the Pito Pile driver is what I do. The Pito Pile driver. I'll fucking power bomb a Pito right now. There aren't any in here, right? Show ahead.

If there is, it would be really cool. They're going through a table. Okay. Okay, okay. I'll get you guys. I'll get one of you guys. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Brian Jotson from Tell him Steve David, Dick Masterson. Thanks, guys. The Dick Show and the biggest problem in the universe. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

I believe it is time to find out who is going to be wearing this bullshit shirt the rest of the evening, Carl. Now, I believe we need our results girl to be our judge. Where is the hell yeah? Come on back. up here. One more time from Mahalya. All right. Now, Mahalia, welcome back. Glad to have you back. Her theme music is yackety sacks. What we're going to do, folks, is we're going to let Mahalia conduct this poll. Carl and I will both sit here quietly, and you are going to get to decide who's going to wear the shirt. Carl, hold it up. You're probably going to be wearing it. Oh, fuck off. All right. Go ahead, Mal. Yeah. Lead the way.

Okay, folks. If you thought that tonight's biggest creep was the serial rapist brought by Carl, please make some noise. Okay, okay. And if you thought that Vinnie brought the biggest creep with Dr. Rick a.k.a. Doctor, death. Please give it up. So, that seems like a tie. I think that was a tie. So we'll just call it even for this one, Vinnie?

The only thing you're going to tie is a noose because you keep losing, dude. God damn it. I am so thankful to all of you for this because not only because of you do we get to enjoy Carl and Laterhosen, and we get to see him enjoy and wear that shirt for WATP later.

Nobody's going to clip that. Nobody's going to clip that shit. Thank you all for supporting the show. Check out the creepoff.com. And how about it for Patrick Mel and Moody for putting this on? Hell yeah. Nobody likes onions.

It's coming up. Of course, we got Weird Medicine tonight. You're going to want to be here for the very last episode of Weird Medicine. Who are these podcasts? It's coming up and, of course, Tuki Soup as well. So paste yourselves, everybody.

Yeah, pace yourself. It's going to be a long night. We're going to have fun with you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. That's what happens for three of you. Thank you. Double punishment for you. Great job. Thank you. It was an honor.

It was a honor.