The Creep Off - Episode 263: 2025 Memorial Day Scum Parade

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

With Karl away, Vinnie is joined by the Golden Voice of Syracuse, Bryan McBride, and show newcomer Kevin Reynolds for a brand-new Scum Parade and two wild Cop Cam videos—one featuring a pizza freakout, and the other a real GTA-style car chase. This episode was recorded Sunday 5.26.25Check out the stories here: Former NFL Linebacker Adarius Taylor Arrested in Human Trafficking StingTwin Falls man facing charges of voyeurism and sexual exploitation of a minor childMan raped woman hurt in car crash instead of taking her to hospital, Fort Lauderdale police sayMan accused of raping child in exchange for giving meth to her motherDisturbing video shows sicko set homeless woman on fire24-year-old woman set friend on fire for making misogynistic remark: reportAlabama man arrested for allegedly putting chihuahua puppy in oven because it barked too much - al.comWife slices off her husband's penis and COOKS it in bean stew after catching him watching porn | Daily Mail Online

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very excited to give you a 100% Carl Free episode of The Creepoff. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. This is very disrespectful.

A disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today, it's not Carl. It's the golden voice of Syracuse. It's Brian McBride. Hey, I've been promoted.

How about that? If you call being Carl on this show a promotion, yeah, congratulations. Congratulations. I'm from Syracuse, so yes. I would call that a promotion. And joining us below, his first time on the creepoff, a long time friend of us, McBride and I, it's Kevin Reynolds. Hey, Kev. Hey. Below from way down below. Buddy. Great to be here. I'm glad to have you. We've talked about having you on the show for a long time. We couldn't really make it work with the schedule thing. But for those of you who are tuning in today, some of you are getting this live a day early. Hey. If you're watching this at Monday at 1 o'clock, live on YouTube. It's a replay. We did this yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. The reason why I selected these two gentlemen to join me today is because maybe a decade ago or so, when I started coming up kind of with the idea of what the creep off is and its earlier iterations on the old podcast that we used to do, these guys are my favorite dudes telling creep stories, too.

So to have you both together is like a reunion of sorts for me. It's great to be back together. Long history of the show. Yeah, happy to be back. Like old times. Yeah, for those WATP people, this would be like the equivalent of me bringing on, or Carl bringing on Kevin,

the other Kevin, and doing a show with him. It said, this is a throwback. A real far fucking throwback. But here we are. Ready to do some stories. Now, before we go too far into anything, I would like to address the situation.

Carl's not here. This is easier for me to do it without having to look into his beady eyes and squirrely teeth. teeth. The issue is about the point from the live show in Las Vegas. Now, I won. Carl had to wear the t-shirt that I had to pay $75 for. Did you really win? Yeah, yeah, I paid for the t-shirt, by the way. I want everybody to know that. I'm going to put that on Front Street. I did buy the fucking t-shirt. So Carl has to wear this t-shirt at the live show. I gave myself a point for the win.

and a lot of people were upset about it. A lot of people agreed with me. But we put out a poll, and it turns out that they decided that I did not deserve the point. So I will be advocating the point. The score is 2 to nothing, Carl, as of right now, because I'm being fair. What were the grounds that this doesn't count because it was live and not everyone could vote on it? Yes, and because it was like a one-off, and there was a consequence that was paid. So since there was a consequence that was paid, I'm just going to go ahead and fucking give it

you cry babies. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd be more upset about the $75 on the shirt. I am. I certainly am. I think I'd rather wear the t-shirt than spend $75 on it. I think you're the one who got punished. I think you kind of lost.

I'd rather just knit $75 bills together and wear that. Right. It was weird. I was with Stone Man 623, one of our great beloved chatters. And we were just walking down Fremont Street. And Carl had specifically said, this t-shirt i think he wanted it guys it said did someone say gay question mark i'm in is what the t-shirt said he was like i want that we should do that t-shirt let's get that t-shirt i can't wait

till stuttering john uncovers this i already it's going to be in the lawsuit that comes out tomorrow by the way can't wait oh man so everybody i promised you a memorial day scum parade and i'm going to deliver because I always deliver I sent you guys a bunch of stories you're ready to talk about them I'm ready All right well our veterans would have wanted Let's start off proper because it is a holiday And it is a scum parade

Scum parade Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid

Fucked by his mom or dad We're soaking up the blood of a cat's got parade Yeah, Kev, we have jingles now It's not standing It really is All right, so our first creep we are going to mention Let me pull this That is Adarius Taylor

Former NFL linebacker turned loser dad Now He has a found himself in a bit of a situation in Polk County, Florida, during a sweeping nine-day undercover sting called Operation Fool and Find Out. Fool Around and Find Out was the name of the operation. He's 34 years old. He played, he was drafted by the Browns. He played for the Buccaneers and the Panthers as well. He was a third round draft pick, I believe, Kev, third round.

I'm not sure, but. FAUILU, go owls. Wow, that's deep. FAUR. Yeah, yeah. Florida, Panic, yeah. Okay. So he's back down in Florida, obviously. He's been hit with two charges, felony, negligent child abuse without bodily harm and misdemeanor solicitation of prostitution. Now, that may alone have gotten him in trouble if he was, you know, just in general. But he got in a little bit more trouble because what he did was he responded to an online escort ad. He showed up at the designated location and was met by an undercover female detective. According to the affidavit, he asked whether he preferred oral sex or sex first. His response was he said he would like a massage. Then he I think he realized what was going on in the sting

is the way they make it sound like he realized what was happening. And he's like, no, I just want a massage. It was kind of like looking around the room a little uncomfortable. Smart. And now you shouldn't show up. Listen, idiots. You fucking dummies, don't show up at this stuff.

It's always the cops. It's never a little girl and it's always the cop. okay remember that when you're all fucking horny online you maniacs 10 year old girls are not super eager to fuck 40 year old men can you show me what a penis looks like a bunch of fucking cats eating donuts I just picture him walking in looking around you're like nah you know what I just got this knot right between my shoulder blades has been bucking me for like a week we take care of that I don't even take my shirt off officer wink either either way The second, he decides to just get up and walk out before anything happens, which probably smart.

But he had already broken the law because he had solicited sex and set up a time and a date, and that's against the law. But here's the problem. Whether he knew it was the police or not, he probably shouldn't have left his six-year-old child locked alone in his Ford F-150 parked outside of the hotel. But you're saying bring the kid with him in there? Yeah, Vinnie. I'm not in favor of this at all. I don't know where you're going with this. I'm saying bring the child.

Sounds like you're advocating bringing you the kid to... To an adult before you go meet a hooker. Okay. Oh, gotcha. Or have the hooker bring a friend to babysit. Okay. There's lots of ways to solve problems, guys. And either way...

Child care's tough. I mean, I don't have kids, but I know people say it's expensive. And he's already paying for, you know, likely services that weren't quite rendered, but, you know... Honestly, probably... He's supposed to pay a sitter on top of that? In this economy? No. It doesn't feel fair.

It does not feel right. I think you make a good point. Now, he never mentioned the child during his arrest. So I should point that out. He's never like, hey, well, somebody go check on my kid as he's being putting cuffs to the back of a cop car. The child who reportedly suffers from epilepsy and other medical conditions was left unattended during the entire operation. The child was later safely reunited with their mother. How was it realized that the kid was like not?

Eventually copped that the kid was in the car? I believe the kid came into the hotel. Have you seen my daddy? Oh, no. He used to play for the Browns. He's the one complaining about a sore back. 255 people were arrested. Wow.

That's a good sting. Fucking fuck around and find out. It's quite the paddy wagon they had to pull up with. Dude, that's a good point. Like, there's got to be a line of dudes being, like, escorted out of this place. How do these people not realize what's going on? Are they taking about the service entrance? No, so they're just passing through the line of the people being arrested to see their 11-year-old date.

It's like, excuse me, excuse me, guys. There's a pedophile bust happening over there. They see it, they're just like, oh, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Suckers, anyway. A bunch of perverts. So, hold on a second. And not only that, like I said, though, if there are this many people, how do you hide that? How do you get rid of that many?

I mean, I know they said it was over nine days, but that's still a lot of people. Nine days, two hundred and what, 50 is that, something like that? 255. Man. That's 20 something a day, at least. So I bet you know, okay, I know what they were doing. They were rolling them out under room service carts. Like they would hog tie them and then put them under the room service car and just wheel them out.

A cop dressed like a waiter. Don't they have like discords or something where these people talk to each other? And like, hey, what happened to Billy? He got arrested. He went to this place. Who hasn't made that app? Oh. The Honey Trap app.

If Carl was here, he'd be like, Tradebarts, I call that. So either way, he's in for some trouble. Let's keep it moving, guys. This fella, this is Sean Satterweight. He is from Twin Falls, Idaho. and he got himself in a little bit of trouble? Because apparently he had installed a hidden camera in the sewing room

of the home he shares with his wife who runs an alteration business. Now, why did he do this? Security? No. That would have been the smart answer. But no, he says to the cops, I wanted to catch my wife doing something wrong.

You call that a hemmed, Denise? she doesn't know what she's doing She didn't take it in nearly enough Jesus Christ Well pressed by investigators Satterway admitted he was hoping to uncover dirt Maybe an affair But it said it wasn't his main goal

Yet somehow He also knew that teenage girls Change clothes in that room, guys Weird coincidence Yeah, do you think that had anything to do with it? Yeah, well he insisted that wasn't his intent But that story quickly fell apart police obtained a warrant and searched his phone where they found photos and videos of a teenage girl addressing screenshots from it stored in a hidden app when asked why he kept the footage he gave the classic predator response uh i would rather not answer that smart i mean i mean goes without saying yeah

a hundred and fifty thousand dollar bond his next court appearance will be this week on may 30th and uh I think you just didn't like the way to sewed, that's all. Way to fuck with your wife's business, though. Yeah. Like, she's got teenage girls coming all the time, and he's like, I got an idea. I'm just going to fucking videotape them. It's half my house.

I think all older folks should use the excuse. I don't know how these phones work. They just started, like, whacking it. Because at least that gives some plausible deniability. They're like, I don't know how any of this happens. My response to me, it's a camera, too? You're kidding. I was just using it for phone stuff.

Like, if you're a pervert right now, screen cap your lock screen 70 times. Because that way they'll be like, listen, obviously, I have no idea how this thing works. The show is full of good advice, you creeps. Just random photos from the front camera where you're obviously not trying to take a picture. Just your face at an awkward angle. Actually, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and say. I denounce it.

I'm out on now. Don't do that. Cripes. All right. Let's keep it moving, guys. I want to introduce you to a gentleman by the name of twin. Well, that's his street name. His real name is Brendan Lee Jones.

He's 40 years old. And he was taken into custody Thursday after DNA results from a rape kit processed earlier in 2020. Came back to him. Here's what happened. There was a woman who was living in a homeless shelter at the time. She contacted the police in 2023, reporting that Jones, known as Twin, raped her after a car crash. she told investigators the two had met at a food store near Dillard High School

and while driving they were rear-ended Jones allegedly fled the scene and was picked up by a friend with the injured woman still inside of the car so it turns out this guy didn't have a license he's out driving someone runs into him not even his fault

he jumps out and runs and leaves this woman who is very injured in this accident in the front seat when she tried The woman who said she was in pain and immobile begged to be taken to a hospital they came back to the scene

with another friend and got her instead the two men brought her to Jones's house she said she passed out in his bed and woke up to him assaing her hmm that's talk about stopping short so looks like he was the only

one who got rear-ended am I right guys Fucking Boo Oh no That's a terrible joke Stop it How did So they fled

Then this How much time passed Before they came back I don't know Because I think what happened was This guy fled And he expected the cops to show up The other dude who rear-ended the car

Was like fuck I don't want to get in trouble So that motherfucker left And this poor woman Who according to her is immobile And can't move herself and can't get herself out of the fucking car. So I don't know what this woman's story is

or what the fuck is wrong with her or what type of mess that she was before the accident. No one goes by and sees this car. I don't know if it was five minutes. I don't know if it was 10 minutes. All I know is that when this guy came back, he was like, I'm not taking you to the hospital. He took her directly to his bed.

Come on, twin. Was it a twin bed? It was twins bed Twins bed Yeah I mean she doesn't have a home What the hell is he supposed to be Twins bed

Boo Oh that's great Come on you brought me on for right Yeah okay I couldn't do any better So as she's being essay She told him to stop He said quote

I could do what I want Open your effing legs You made me crash my car bitch She didn't hit him Yeah. Someone hit him from behind. Yeah. And he's like, I'm having, I mean, why, the, the nicer way to have put this, Brendan,

would have been to say, hey, listen, I'm having a bad day. Do you mind? Oh, he's a gentleman. You mind? Like, just be polite. I'd take you home, but, you know. She said she cried through it. Investigators initially,

Oh. Investigators initially found no evidence at the location. She described an area behind the KFC. see at Browdwood Boulevard persisted in the investigation. Jones DNA later matched the sexual assault collected from the survivor, which ultimately led to his arrest. Now, he also has a little bit of a lengthy record

for convictions for robbery, selling cocaine, and escape from custody. Escape from custody. Yeah, he's run away once or twice, it seems like. He's trying to find his twin. Trying to reunite. He's a Gemini. All right, let's go to Gilliam, Missouri. Now, this guy looks like he's a little upset.

Like, he looks like I just got brought in on some bullshit, man, doesn't he? He has kind of a, I'm sorry, not sorry face. A nice heart t-shirt, though. He's not pleased. Healthy heart. Now, would you like to guess what this guy did, anybody? He's a bit of a, he made a barter deal with someone's mom. He loved too much.

Where is he there? Missouri, he's from? like? Yeah. Oh, meth. Oh, yeah. There you go.

Hold on. Hey. Let's talk about math, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth. He's accused of raping an elementary school-age child in exchange for meth from her mother, for her mother. Sorry.

Mom didn't give him meth to rape the kid. He gave the mom meth to rape her child. A child reported last April that she was sexually assaulted by Thomas L. Gibbs Jr. The victim said that between the ages of 3 and 12, her mother would allow men to sexually abuse her in exchange for meth. One of these men was identified as Gibbs. During the interview, the victim described Gibbs trailer where he would allegedly make meth. She then described an instance during which Gibbs allegedly raped her when she was around 7 or 8 years old. When the victim was older, investigators said her grandmother was given guardianship,

and she was taken out of that situation. After that, she began to open up about what happened to her, and it was reported to therapists and investigators. There had a year-long investigation, multiple witnesses placed Gibbs at the victim's home during the time she claimed she was assaulted. Gibbs was arrested on May 7th at his home, when he was advised that his arrest was for his relationship with the victim,

he immediately demanded a lawyer. Makes sense to me. Yeah. I gave her meth for that. I paid for... Come on. Legal contract. It was perfect.

It was good meth. I gave her good math. This is an outrage. This is an outrage. Attica! He's getting dragged out. He remains in jail on a $250,000 bond. His next hearing is on June 4th.

Ah, the K.S. Queen stopped by. Hello, K.S. Queen. How's the prairie dog? Prairie dogging. That's Carl's sister-in-law, everybody. She recently got a prairie dog While Grant was in Las Vegas with us For Hackamania, he came home and his wife

Purchased a prairie dog in the house You can get a prairie dog Yeah, from Syracuse She bought it from a joint in Syracuse, no joke You need a prairie dog? I get you a parry dog And if you don't have a Syracuse prairie dog Oh no, Chrissy

I didn't think prairie dogs were indigenous To Central New York Chrissy says he knew he was joking. No, chaos queen, no. He was there. I was standing next to him in the airport when he found out you were doing it. And he looked like the mayor from Jaws. He was like,

It's just a prairie dog? Where am I going to put a prairie dog in my house? I don't know where to live in a drawer. I don't know where to put a prairie dog. I watched that. I watched his face for that, Chrissy. Nice try. His name is Carl, the prairie dog?

Should be. Things got his teeth. Oh. Wow. All right. Let's meet this lovely lady, shall we? This is Jacqueline Papa Barra. Now,

that's a great name. We're going to Sacramento, California. One woman's horrifying night on the street turned into a real-life nightmare when 35-year-old Jacqueline Papa Barra allegedly lit her on fire on purpose while she was sleeping. So, this situation happened on April 26,

Excuse me here Surveillance video Shows a car pulling up and pulling a U-turn Stopping next to the sleeping 49-year-old homeless woman The common collected Papa Barra gets out Holding a canister Strolls over, douses the woman in a mystery liquid Seconds later the victim erupted in flames

Mm Nice Nothing? Okay I mean Not only did she set the fire, but then she kicked the burning woman before hopping back into her car and driving away. The saddest part is the previous guy was the one to find her and bring her to the hospital before a little pit stop. Oh, God. Oh, man.

Mystery is liquid. You liked him well done. Oh, geez. You made me put you out. So the victim suffered third-degree burns across her face back, torso, and arms. and was intubated for two weeks, unable to speak, move, or identify her attacker. But when she recovered enough to talk,

she somehow named Papa Barra because they knew each other. Oh. Yeah. Jacqueline knew her for some reason. Nobody has explained how they knew each other, but they fucking knew each other. So she was on the hunt for this other woman.

Yeah. So... That's why the Ui, okay. Not only that, when she does name her to the police, the police immediately go look her up, this brought was already in jail for assault with a deadly weapon in arson or no I'm sorry unrelated robbery charge and then when they realized that what she did they added the charges

of assault with a deadly weapon and arson also she's charged with one of my all-time favorite crimes I don't know if you gentlemen know this gluttony it's my favorite Sid that's my favorite Sid Brian sorry nice try though no he was charged ready for this she was charged with mayhem oh i love it it's badass pretty badass it is badass i mean all those charges if i get the mouth growing to me i'm just gonna accept the mayhem yeah i'm gonna fight the rest of them well i had to look it up because i wasn't really sure what mayhem is and i've seen it before and i don't know

why i never bothered to figure out what that actually means it means you permanently disfigured somebody oh that's maiming mayhem is what they call it so yeah no idea why she did it now here's a question for you folks what is worse than setting a homeless woman on fire who um hmm i'll tell you it's setting a funny cool guy on fire oh no oh no for just making funny cool jokes guys we cannot have this no start a trend we're in trouble We've got to talk about this bitch right here, okay? This bitch is a problem. You can't set setting smart asses on fire.

No, we can't have that. Nope, this is a problem. This is Corby Jead Walpole. This happened in New South Wales, Australia. She's a drunken house party turned into a fiery nightmare after she allegedly snapped and lit her longtime friend on fire over a sexist joke. That's Jake Loder, who made the fatal mistake of telling that drunk bitch who was high on cocaine.

If you can't handle drinking with the boys, maybe you should stay in the kitchen and make some scones. Whoa. Well, scones are, she gets to enjoy the scones too, to be fair. It seems like a win. Everybody gets scones if she just goes to the kitchen to bake scones. Right. Now, this poor guy,

she goes out to the, she freaks out, goes out to the garage, grabs a gallon of gasoline, comes back with a lighter in hand, and she drenches this guy, and then she goes, you dare me to do it, you dare me do it? He's going, what the fuck? And she goes, oh, And she just put the lighter on him, and up he went. Loader was instantly engulfed in flame-suffering burns to 55% of his body.

He was placed in medically induced coma for eight days, underwent 10 surgeries, and spent 74 days in a specialized burn unit. His injuries were so severe that he can no longer safely step into sunlight. I will say this, though, when a girl high on cocaine sets gasoline on you and says, do you dare me to do it? You want to clearly say no. no i do not please please don't yes yes you see consent when you're drenched in gasoline is important mm-hmm mm-hmm don't allow yourself to be drenched in gasoline either that's a good point

because my guess is is that she wasn't the only one on cocaine so why not run why not you know dodge evade the gasoline if you don't see it coming though I mean I mean maybe though maybe this is just one of those like fantastic for like viral marketing things run amok It was a human torch went wrong So other sad result of this He lost many of his sweat glands

Ooh He's a regular Prince Andrew over here That's tough, it's hot in Australia Now Walpole admitted she had been spiraling into substance abuse since breaking up in 2022 She claimed Loder had been antagonizing her Throughout the night and that she fell pushed to the edge

He told me to make scones yeah i don't know i don't think uh i don't think that's a reason to light someone on i'll say it i'll be the brave one to say it i think you have to say something at least twice as bad twice as bad yeah if he said well wearing a frilly apron or something maybe but oh slate that motherfucker right yeah he didn't say make me a sandwich he was like make the party some scones like that's out of line bitch well i'm just pictured too it's australia so he's just calling you're a Sheila constantly, like, just really, really digging in.

It would have been probably, you know, entertaining if you were on cocaine as well. Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sure this guy's a... Look at this guy. He's a blast. This guy's a party animal. He's a fun fella, and now he's all fucked up. Nobody wants to go to party with the burned-up vampire guy.

Can't go out in sunlight. Probably smells great, though, now that he can't sweat. Silver line is. Yeah, that's great. What's worse, guys, than setting a homeless woman and a cool guy on fire? No. Oh.

Oh. It looks worse. It's allegedly cooking a chihuahua puppy alive. Oh, no. Well, to be fair, have you met a chihuahua? They're really annoying. They're very annoying dogs, but I still wish them no harm. Do not cook chihuahuas.

Don't cook dogs. They're not prairie dogs. They're not for eating. We're going to Ardmore, Alabama. A 44-year-old man is facing felony charges after allegedly cooking a Chihuahua puppy alive because he was annoyed by its barking. Put it outside.

Yeah. Like there's other things to do. What, like outside on the grill or? Well, how did, oh, did the oven? Is that what it was? Yeah, it was in the oven. Taco Bell needs a new mascot. How long has that Chihuahua been gone?

You should just give them to Taco Bell, maybe get some free tacos out of it, and you're good to go. You're telling me you can't surrender this thing to a Chinese restaurant. Can you trade dogs for fast food? Yeah. I'm sure you can't.

I didn't realize that that was a form of a barter that Taco Bo would take. We don't run in the same circles, I guess. Fuck this guy. James Williamson was arrested on Monday after officers responded to his residence. What they found was a burned lifeless puppy. According to the witnesses, William said it previously threatened to put the dog in the oven if it didn't stop barking. Moments later, they heard the dog. yelping in pain but didn't grasp what was happening

until it was too late. The dog doesn't know what you're saying. Well, that's the thing. I know people from Alabama. My wife's family's all from Alabama. There's a lot of dumb fucks in Alabama. I know this, I know this isn't exactly a hot take, but I could see some dumb fucking redneck going

I told him to stop barking. I put him in the oven and he kept barking. I just looked at the person that heard the, I'm going to put you in the oven and then heard the yelping. I don't know what's going on. Smells good. There are probably some dogs who could pass third grade in Alabama, to be fair.

So I understand a little bit of the confusion, but, man. I think they teach it down there. Williamson allegedly followed through with a threat, placed the puppy in the oven, killing it. Police found the remains inside the home and took Williams into custody. He's like, it ain't done cooking. He's been charged with aggravated animal cruelty, a felony under Alabama law. May he rot in hell forever. Yeah.

That's a fucked up one. Yeah. A lot of burning. A lot of burning. Is it his chihuahua? What man buys a chihuahua? Oh, it's probably his broads chihuahua. I don't know.

All right. Last place we're going to talk about before we hit some of your voicemails, everybody. Brazil. What the fuck is going on in Brazil? Oh, the craziest people are in Brazil. There's a small town in western Brazil. A woman has been arrested for allegedly murdering her husband, removing his genitals and cooking them into a bean stew

and what police are calling it a revenge killing. According to the local media, Arcelandia, the woman claimed she caught a 37-year-old husband watching pornography, which triggered the brutal attack. He was looking at porn so she murdered him. Does you know how to delete search history real quick while we're at it? That might be a slight overreaction I'm thinking, maybe. I'm feeling that this is definitely an overreaction.

She's accused of mutilating his body and adding part of his sex organs to a traditional bean dish. Which she then ate. I hope she told any vegetarians that it's no longer just a bean dish. Police discovered the dismembered body

near the couple's home after concerned family members reported the man missing. Yeah, he wasn't at the barbecue, but we had some great stuff. this one man brought chihuahua the stew is not vegan friendly yeah during questioning the suspect allegedly confessed to the murder and the grotesque post-mortem act authorities have not released the woman's identity or clarified whether anyone else unknowingly consumed the stew the investigation is ongoing now i got this story from the daily mail and what the daily mail always does and carls brought this up before on the show is they always go and by the way this shit just happened a couple months ago too listen to this show to this shit. Just a few months ago in February, excuse me, in February, in San Paulo, a 65-year-old woman, Josepha Lima de Sousa, and her partner were arrested after the batter of Salso Marquis Ferraro was discovered mutilated and staged in a public square. Staged. Yeah. Ferraro's body

was found missing his genitals and part of his heart. And there was a bloodstained note was left at the scene, allegedly signed with the nickname Gringa, which police traced to Josepha and a Bloody Night was also discovered nearby. She says she killed Ferrara and cooked in eight parts of his body. She told the investigator she acted out of vengeance because she thinks that he was involved with crimes against

children. She thinks. Correct. She thinks. Now I am fine with, you know... It's a better reason than just looking at porn. Than thinking? What? Then thinking he did something? Well, not that, but if he had done it. Right. Right. Sorry, cover. There you go.

Oh, those are our skum parade stories for the... Yeah, what is going on in Brazil? Memorial Day Scum Parade. Listen, don't fuck around in Brazil, guys. Okay, they will chop your dick off and eat it. I do love, too, that the Daily Mail also provides a nice picture of a nice stew with sausage in it, you know, at the top of their article about it. Do you remember when the Olympics were there, they'd, like, tarp off half of the city,

so they didn't see just the nonsense that happens in Rio? There's just, like, a bunch of neon signs as, like, penis eaters. Like just penis eaters this way Just flashing in Just signs of a dude Like holding his junk It's like a walk sign

What an awful fucking place Brazil has to be People love that soccer team though It's one of the biggest countries On the planet, isn't it? Brazil's huge Yeah All right

Who cares McBride I think it's time for some voicemails And they're brought for us by whom The Creepoff voicemail segment Is brought to you by the city of Syracuse Now the second saddest part of New York. Thanks, Knicks.

See you in Syracuse. You really cheered me up there. Thank you. Go paces. Fuck you, Brunson. All right. You're not Carl. You're Kevin and Brian.

Last week we did a story about a situation that happened in the lows where a guy was caught jerking off in a tool shed. That was a display model. And we have a voicemail about it. Are you them damn kids have been whacking off in my tool shed? Bravo, sir. Bravo. We also did a story about a gentleman who decided to pee inside of some holy water inside of a church in St. Patrick's. Hey, Ronnie, in Syracuse just wanted to correct Carl.

You guys were talking about holy water, and Carl said it's like kosher meat. It's just, you know, blessed by somebody. But that's not true. Water is just water. But for meat to be kosher, there's a lot of conditions, including a rabbi's. inspection, not necessarily a blessing, but it's the type of animal, it's the way it was slaughtered, it's removal of blood, there's a lot of things going on there. So just wanted to say that water is water, and you can put it in a urinal in the church and call it holy, but kosher meat is not just any meat

that rabbi says you can eat it. Just letting you know, don't call me back. I won't. But hold on, you mean to tell me that the Catholic Church is just taking regular water and calling it Holy Ronnie? No. You're shocking. And you mean Poland's spring isn't from a spring in Poland? What? Do they have some online store where you can buy Holy Water for like $40 a cord or something? Listen, I got some out back.

I'll give it to you for 30. I'll give it to you for 30. It's off the back of a truck. All right. We got somebody who is nominating a creep. What's up, guys? I got a creep of the week nominee. So I used to do jujitsu with this guy.

who decided to invade the Capitol but that's not the creepy part that's pretty that's pretty fucking cool he invaded the Capitol got arrested, was pardoned by Trump and immediately got himself sent back to jail because he decided to have sex with a 15 year old girl in film it I believe it was the girl who went to a jitzy gym so really doing a good name for the sport there

all right that's my creeper the week thank you fuck you bye Hmm Not a good choice Guys that good with choices No Oh right You got a part

And you just run with it And kind of lead straight and narrow All right Do you guys McBride Do you know who the Olive Garden waitress is? A specific one? No

Well She calls the show all the time She tells the stories From the Olive Garden So She left us a long one And we'll give it a shot today Because

Hey OGW here I've got a story again for you today But I want to answer your guys This question You're missing quite a bit The atmosphere The atmosphere in an Olive Garden Is simply to die for

Right I'd rather be dead than inside one yes The story today is about one of the waiters again He is like Super sexual towards all the waitresses And he told one of the other servers that he wanted pussy so bad it kept him up at night. And he recently came back to work for Olive Garden because he got fired at his other job

for being sexual tourist people and sexual harassment. And I did say come back for a reason because he got fired from Olive Garden for stalking girls on Instagram. Oh, no. So, yeah. So honestly. they brought it back is my manager because why was you knowingly hire

someone like that back but anyway I mean if you like that type of thing come here I guess this is all right but yeah also book tickets to come to you guys in Boston should I wear my serving

outfit? I don't know maybe I'll leave the button undone so let me know um is your is your olive garden server outfit uh assless chaps because if not no did you hear about their new slogan no what is it olive garden even if we're not family we're about to be sharing dna oh holy shit um she makes it sound so terrible yeah absolutely you should wear your olive garden wait you should wear your olive garden server outfit that'd be very funny. We can't wait to meet you

in person. I honestly, to God, I cannot wait to figure out what your story is. You're wonderful. Thank you, O.G.W. All right. We've got so many today. This is somebody

yelling at me about our bonus episode we did Friday. We inducted New Jack ECW legend into the Hall of Fame. Yeah, McBride, you know. New Jack, out of his fucking mind. And Carl was completely stunned by some of these stories. And someone is calling to yell at me about my presentation.

Hey, Vinny's podcast, prophet. This one's just for you. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. If you're going to play any of my voicemails, play this one. Who the fuck is Devon Dudley? Devon, I'm sorry. And you said it multiple times in this fucking episode of the Hall of Fame induction for New Jack.

It's Devon, Dudley. DeVon, not Devon. It's Devon. Also, you're fat and you cheated. Carl should not have had a consequence if you were getting a point. He completed a consequence after one victory. You are a cheater. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

I gave him the point back. Jesus Christ. Strong words. Okay. All right. a suggestion that is just not going to happen okay play this one not the other one here's a live show idea catfish a pedophile like do your own pito hunter theater get a pedophile to come to the audience like oh i'm going to be at this comedy show and we'll have dinner

and ice cream after and all that and then when it comes time to vote if you voted for viny you know give it applause and everybody claps if you voted for carl give it applause and everybody claps If you're here to meet a 14-year-old girl, like, go ahead and stand up and applaud. Of course, it'll be dead silent, but you'll have already had a picture of the guy and be like, hey, you, you forgot your free t-shirt. And they'll say something like, I came here to fuck a 14-year-old, but all I got was his lousy t-shirt. Please fucking do it. I will show up to that live show. Oh, thank you, fuck you, bye.

How old am I going to pull that off? Another $75 t-shirt. Come on. He doesn't am I made out of money? Am I made out of money with these t-shirts? No, I don't think I'd be able to pull that one off. I think the venues might call you and be like, Vinnie, why are you promoting the show with come fuck a 14-year-old?

Who's here to fuck 14-year-old tonight? Let me hear you. Just imagine being at like, you know, like a big hotel and you hear that coming out of the conference. There's people getting like a breakfast, it's some podcast oh Jesus Christ all right

those are our voicemails I guess that would make it time for a cop cam and since Carl's not here it's not going to be Carl's cop cam I want to thank my man

Labrne Mystic for making this fun Paulino's copstream jingle Pauline Cosstream He was a chasm He was a chubby man

Getting tired of Coscoq cam Now he's a running man Finding creeps for the common man Hey it's Bolandos Yeah, that's all I can take of that. Thank you, Labrind.

That was very nice for you. I love it. I appreciate it. Gentlemen, we have a very serious situation happening in a pizza shop in Florida. Are you ready to find out about it? It's here. Yeah. All right.

Oh, man. Brazil, Florida? Yeah, Brazil, Florida. We joke about it, but do you think 80% of these are Florida? No. A good, today's are. A hundred percent of two. Today's are. So, you know, there you go.

Time is way to 80%. Here we go. Let's start this off. On April 4th, 2024, at approximately 6.52 p.m. in St. Augustine, Florida. Police were called to 100 Center Creek Road at 900 degrees pizza and pasta for a woman who was refusing to pay her $53 and $78 bill for her pizza. When officers arrived, the woman claimed she didn't have any money, but said she could find someone on Facebook to cover the bill. What?

Okay. Let's find out a little bit more. That's the setup. They just go fund me's on Facebook, you know? I like this picture where it froze. Like her tits are hanging out. Like they blurt out the wrong part of this. Here we go.

Good. Did we get this figured out? No. I need my boyfriend to pay my bill. And what happened was my other phone, my phone doesn't have Wi-Fi. Let's take this outside. Sorry. I guess.

Say, I guess. So she needs her boyfriend to pay her bill. bill, but she needs her other phone, but there's no Wi-Fi in there. Did she order $55 worth of pizza for herself? Yes. Clearly. Clearly. Oh, my God.

Clearly. Now, as I'm watching this, and I'm watching this woman, obviously, there's something going on here. I can't tell if she's crazy, if she's drunk, if she's scamming. But one thing is for sure after watching this next clip, you will know this woman doesn't know how anything works. My dad did the 44 years And why do you can call him

That doesn't matter It does matter I had money in my account And now I don't He's in charge here Okay I had money in my account And now I don't It's not my fault

What happened to it? My dad was a cop I had money in my account Now I don't What are you not understanding here officer Can I go now? Pretty much She's very

She's very flipping about all of this and she explains that she needs her phone. Listen to this shit. She's just talking out of her ass at these cops. It's really kind of frustrating. Okay. This happens to me all the time. My car broke down.

You're like, you could see it. Well, you need to pay your bill. I know. I'm going to make money if I have my phone to make money. Well, you need to pay your bell now. Okay. You have to take me to jail. Okay.

So you're not going to pay your bill. No, I am going to pay my bill, but I need my phone to make money. and I don't have my phone so I can't make money and not my fault. Okay. I love how silence you guys are. It checks out. It checks out.

Yeah, she needs her phone to make money. And if there's no Wi-Fi, I mean, she should get free pizza. I've had this, I've said this for a long time. Her dad was a cop. For 44 years. Where they make good pizza. Not this shit, wherever they are. Pizza and pasta.

Yeah, 900 degrees. By the way, $55. That's really hot pasta. No take-home box. Just know what the answer. Please, you're looking at a take-home box. Look at her. All right.

She needs to make money, like I said. But now she's got to figure out how to get this paid for right now. No, I'm going to pay my bill. If I have my phone, I can't find it. Where's your phone? In the bar. Probably in my bag, or sometimes it vanishes because God just does that shit to me. I'm confused.

How are you going to pay your bill with your phone? I'm going to ask people on Facebook to pay my bill, Morgan Wallin. He does, he does do that. Well, Correa, we can. Did she say she's going to get a country singer to pay for her pizza bill? Yeah, apparently he buys people's shit on the internet, and she's just like, listen, I'm sure, if I could just jump on Facebook, I'll be able to find someone to pay this $55 for the 16 pizzas I just ate. Probably some pasta, too. And, you know, Morgan's just refreshing his Facebook feed to see if anyone needs pizza money.

Yeah. Yeah. Fannie needs pizza money in Florida. Where's my debit card? Hold on a second. This woman is insane. And now they're like, she brought up her dad earlier. She's going to talk about her parents here for a second.

Wait out here for him. Do you have a driver's license? Yes, I do. Where's that? In there. All right. So you. I had money in my camp.

Are we going to pay the bill today? I want to. Not with asking Morgan Wallen. Okay. My dad. Your dad means nothing to me. To be completely honest, he means nothing. I know.

NYPD cops hate you guys too. That's fine. It doesn't matter that he's NYPD or not. Your dad is not anywhere. My mom can pay my bill. I went to her house to try to get it. Okay. Is your mom willing to come here and pay your bill right now?

Yes. If you call her. Okay. If you call her. her she's not going to believe me she thinks i'm a psycho really what no come on your mother god so this cop is the other cop's inside now talking to the people there and they are so confused by this woman they have no idea how she got there what's going on with her listen to them trying to figure it out she's sitting here trying to come up with all this stuff about how she wants to try to get

them. So we're not, we don't have to stop. Yeah. She didn't have a car in the second five. She got, she, she walked in here, like, she walked in here with no car, and then she drove off in that marine car. So it must, someone had to have dropped, like, I was like, either she's a magician. She's a movie star that's just trying to cause trouble for PR. Like, I don't know what. I just can't read it all. And I'm like, you know, I got a big line there. Yeah. So she got dropped off. She left for a while, came back. It's very strange behavior. But, you know, the good news is she figured out who could pay it.

Larry will pay my bill. Larry. Larry, who's Larry? Larry, my ex-boyfriend. All my ex-boyfriends are friends of mine. They'll pay my bill. They pay up jobs. But I need my phone to work to call them.

And my phone is dead. I can go to my house and charge it. Can I just go now? Can I please go to my house now, charge my phone? Yeah. this is astounding to get out of pain for food it really is all right

what do they want to do they want to press charges let's find out do you guys want to press charges she can't pay her bill okay yeah I'm with them yeah I would too right it's a lot of food sorry I'm just fixing something real fast okay next

clip the thing that's driving me crazy about this and I'm sure it probably is for you too as well is her everyone is dumb but me voice that is so fucking frustrating listen to it here this is where it gets beyond

obnoxious I can walk there and leave my car here and my bag here okay you leave your bag here you stay here often I'm a spotter okay all right where is your residence for right now right there

130 which car did you come here in the red car to red car 130 perfect thank you it does make sense that the only thing she really described things

as the color they are like she doesn't seem like she has like that much depth to her you know way to describe it oh there's depth if you look at her there's depth

wow there's quite a bit of depth yeah and mass and width yes width mass and depth uh this one I like

because this is where they decide you know we're just gonna fucking arrest this lunatic she's not paying her bill she's got she's not gonna pay it we can stand here all day and deal with this or we just take her dumb ass to jail said you're not gonna pay this no i am gonna pay it tomorrow okay well let's help me thanks wimpy gonna run your back really yeah where's larry watch that larry was this he's like you're going to jail right now for defrauding an innkeeper i did it before you're failing to pay your bill i'm not saying to

pay my bill. I need my bed so I can make some phone pool. And my pizza and my meal. No, you're not taking that. They don't take food in jail. She thought she was still going to get the food. She thought she was still getting. I also need my pizza and my meal if I'm going

to jail. Wow, I hate her so much. I thought, I mean, so she hadn't even gotten the food yet. Apparently. Just. Or the food's still in there? I don't know what's going on.

So now she's in custody, and they're walking her back to the car, and they ask her the wonderful question, do you have any weapons on your tuts? No, I'm not going to get her kids back. She's not going to get her kids back either now. Thank you. Do you have anything on you that's going to go into the tent? St. John's.

Okay. she quote I have a knife in my pussy is what she just told them so now the best birth control we can have with that woman it's a blessing actually thank God

so you said you have a knife up yes I do you want to come get it no I didn't think so asshole okay who wants that job Larry didn't want that job anymore either I just

nobody wants to get the pussy out of the knife out of your pussy you ugly brought Yeah that could stay Larry comes with his stub hand I'm ready to pay the bill guys Hope you brought gloves Lair And what was she It was defrauding an innkeeper

I love all of the old laws That came over on the Mayflower And you know what though that's an important one. You shouldn't be able to defraud an in-keeper. No, I would never. No. No. What are you? A fat woman? So they got a bag, by the way. What do you see what's in it? Holy cow. I hope it's $60.

Yeah. Some work roadie for you have that. Well, there's a bunch in here. Did she? It's filled with beers. Oh, nice. Well, yes. She bought them. And then she brought these? Yeah, those were in there. Go back.

Gotcha. Thanks, awesome. Yeah, not a problem, guys. Y'all have a good one. So she's got a bag full of beer. She's in there ordering pizzas and beers. Really interesting lady. Now, she's told the police that she has a weapon inside of her.

So now they have to deal with that. So they have to call for a female cop. And then tell me this wouldn't drive you crazy. Listen to this girl talk. Is there a female deputy that can be 51 to us by chance? She's saying she has a signal of zero in an inappropriate. place. She's on this side. Her name is Danielle. Hi, Daniel. Hi, how are you? Should you? Oh, you look so pretty. Thank you. I was going to my boyfriend's house, but I didn't want to

shut up. Well, I was at the pub waiting for him to come get me. Real quick. Come on out for. You said you got some of there? No, I don't. I'm kidding. Well, okay. Not something to joke about. I got a kind of check. Really? Yeah, not going to, yeah, I'm not going to do a hole. You just talked your way into a finger in lady. What did you think was going to happen? They're just going to be like, oh, oh, yeah.

Yeah, we're not going to worry about that. I only have one more clip from the revolting blob here. This one's fun. Here you go. I was cheating. Before she does that, let me ask you. I just talked to your mom on the phone and she said that you didn't pay your bill at some bar last night. No, because this happens to me all the time.

Fucking dummy Geez, all these people expecting money for the stuff. I go to places I order things and I tolerate any money. It's not my fault. Yeah, God just took my phone again. Larry.

Where's Larry? She's a treat. She is a treat. All right. I'm sure, yeah, and I'm really sure that she's friends with Oliver X. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a face that's friends with Oliver X's.

Right. So you guys want to see another cop cam. I got another one I'm going to stick in here for everybody today. It's a bit of a short episode. We're just having some fun. So we're going to go continue in Florida. And we're going to watch one of the best cop chases I've ever seen in my fucking life. And I'm sorry Carl's not here to see this one.

We're going to see some evasive maneuvers out of the gate on this one. catch up with this already in progress i don't know what this guy did i don't know this guy's name here we go all i know is he's in a white key of spectra that just clipped a car busted a straight-up view and he's gone that one single port up that was pretty solid you see the control it's pretty good especially after smashing another car look at that boom clips. Is this the new grand theft on it?

Motherfucker drifted. He drifted in a key spectrum. It's incredible. So the chase is continuing. 697 still northbound south northeast 25th 500 approximately 85 miles on hour. Traffic is medium.

He just signal Oh, he crashes into a post. Turn the vehicle off. Nope. Fuck that. I'm taking this pull out. 697. He's taken off again.

This person just ran over the whole fucking street sign. Who said these Kiyas are pieces of shit? This is incredible. I get the Kia boys now. Do they? Tell me they get free. Tell me they make it. Oh, Kevin.

Sorry, buddy. That was terrible. Wait do you see this? Tell me if you could guess what he hit here. I'm trying to figure it out. Take that you one. Oh. So now the car is doing something.

A pile of shit in Pallas. It's essentially. Joe! The car is completely flipped. 20 feet. Are they running? Yeah. Now the guy's out on foot running away from the cops.

He got out of that upside down car fast. He did. Now look at this, though. What the fuck is all over the ground? Is this, like, plaster? It's cocaine. Airbags all blue in the car. Is that what that is?

Probably. He hit something. He spilled out the windows. It's all the... I mean, that's... Maybe not all of it. Maybe there was bags of concrete or something in that pile of shit. Yeah, but then look at this, dude.

Look at how far away the car is from where it was. Oh, yeah. Completely flipped upside down. Got some style points there. Yeah. Certainly did. Now, guys, I told you this is a quick one. This is how this chase ends.

Stop! Stop! Put the gun down. Put it down. Now, I will shoot you. Put the gun down. Put it down. He's got a long gun. Put the rifle down.

On the ground now. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and say this right now. We saw this guy holding that gun running away with it. This guy's running through a residential neighborhood. This is where there's children. This is like apartments. this is a very this is where families are and this guy's running away from the cops with a very very dangerous weapon sure and the cops get a lot of shit they did not shoot this motherfucker

I probably would have I'll be honest with you when somebody's got that kind of a gun running around I mean I would expect the cops to shoot them but they did not shoot this guy watch this they keep chasing him now he's all blown up And he just gives him the old Tazerino. That's the car. What's your location? Honestly, that was a dreading. Yeah, there's the gun. That's the suspect.

And that was the creep off everybody. Good times, guys. Good. I had a great time doing a show with you, fellas. Anytime. This was fun. This was a fun. Let's just get rid of Carl.

What are we doing here? Oh, stop being needy like that, McBride. We can't get rid of Carl. What are you doing? Contractually. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Thanks, everybody, for joining us today and subscribing to the show.

Kevin, anything you want to plug? No, I'm good, man. Thanks for having me. This has been fun. I learned about a lot of creepy people today. All right. Well, we'll have you back again. time soon unless the listeners absolutely hated you then we'll never see you again no that's acceptable

that's not true we let mcbride back that's right um anything you want to plug uh just the great city of syracuse okay all right well i would like to plug that i'm going to be at comedy at the carlinson next weekend with the great jim florentine coming up uh four shows i believe friday and saturday night so if you're in the rochester area and you want to see a good show you know wait for the second half of it when jim's up you're going to have a blast and uh i believe you I believe I'm also going to be appearing on WATP this week on Wednesday, so keep an eye out for that. Until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

Gagia. Kevin doesn't know what that is. Kevin, say Gagia. Gagia. That ain't funny. She didn't clean off. I denounce it. This is very disrespectful.

Thank you.