The Creep Off - Episode 264: My Dog Ate My Roommate

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

This week, Karl and Vinnie present their picks for the Creepiest Roommate, Karl brings another wild Cop Cam clip featuring a very eager citizen on a ride along, and we investigate whether the Messiah has made a surprise return… in a Florida gym locker room. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Police: Florida man claims he’s Jesus, kisses a minor in gym locker roomMan accused of masturbating in front of children at Haulover Beach - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort LauderdaleMystery as Sin City reporter is found bludgeoned to death and stuffed in box after worker noticed 'foul smell' | Daily Mail OnlineEvil stranger commits horrific act of violence against girl, 8, for being in his way, cops say | Daily Mail OnlineThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey Carl. What's up? We're live. I'm back, baby. Back on the creep off. Yay. We got a show in Boston, June 21st, WTP Live.com. That's a pretty good plug.

Thanks. It's prime real estate, too. At the beginning of the creep off, you just sandwiched it in there like that. Why not? That's a good point. It's a good spot for it. Let's get after it.

If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get that to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing

Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps where every episode is a contest. Here to tell us the rules of the contest. It's my co-host, hot cuck-cac-cac-c-cars.

Thank you, Vinny. Thanks for having me once again to the Creepoff studios here in lovely downtown Rochester, New York. Of course, this is a true crime show for men because it is a contest. Every week, Vinny and I bring who we think are the biggest creeps in a certain category. And then you go to the creepoff.com and you vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. And we award somebody victory the next week after tallying up the votes from our, what do we call it? The results girl. Yeah, our results. who we're going to see momentarily. Yeah. And the first person to get to five wins, wins that round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Now, before I bring Danny in here, I want to tell you that I conceded the point. Okay.

We put a poll up. Yeah. I conceded it last week. So the poll agreed with me then. Yeah. Okay, good. That's fine. All right.

Who cares? Whatever. I'll just have to come back and whip your ass. I hear you, man. Like I've done time and time again. I can see why you'd be confident. You definitely are leading the overall standings. If this was the AFC East, I would be the bills.

Isn't that fucking crazy? Yes. I would be the Jets. More like the Patriots these days, but you know, Jets works too. No, I'd be the butt fumble Jets. The Mark Sanchez era. Yeah. Always with butt stuff with you.

All right. Not always. Well, just most of the time. Sometimes I reach around. Waka, Waka. Minnie, we are celebrating today. I just want to remind everyone before we get started. I know we've got to talk about the results from last week.

But today is a holiday. It is. It is super champ Monday. It certainly is. And my man, Hellraiser 69 is leading off with five bucks. Great seeing you again on Saturday, Vinny. Carl, just do it. Oh, I missed Hellraiser.

Yeah, I was at the Friday show for a quarantine. How did that go? The Saturday early show was great. The late show. I had to throw out three drunks. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's fun.

I got them out real quick. Okay. Why did you have to throw them out? Like, you're the performer. Well, I just had to kind of wink at the door guy and be like, hey. Got it, got it. Did they go quietly? Well, I was leading the crowd in a chant of nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Yeah, so they were not happy, but everyone else was. Good. All right. Good for you, buddy. Yeah, there were those people that were just going to ruin the night for everybody. But Howl Razor 69 was not one of those people. He was fantastic. It's always great to see him.

Absolutely. Is that an updated photo of him with? With Florentine. Yeah, he used to have him with, uh, what does nuts? Anthony, Anthony Zenhauser. Oh. Slumming it now. Rock O'RB 2002, thanks for the Fiver.

Tell Cardiff to tell Chad Zumak that a Beaumont, Texas subway had all its employees quit. I bet they could hire him on the spot since his, he's been, demonetized. Yeah, I'll be talking about that today on Point DabblePoint. Oh. Does somebody like turn a man or something stupid? No. No?

You can't get someone's AdSense account shut down. And Chad, just because the only way he thinks is like herming other people, he went on his show and just assumed, and by the way, accused every single person possible, including Alex Stein of demonetizing him. Oh. Because that's what Alex Stein is spending his time on. All right. I might actually tune in to Point Dapple Point today now. It's crazy. I want to know this story.

Chris Engler, thanks to the two bucks. Vinny should have kept the point. Yeah, you know, whatever. I'm a man of the people. Wrong. I'm a man of the people. Whatever you guys want, we're doing. Koof, thanks for the Fiver.

Thank you for not keying yourselves. Happy Pride Month, Carl. By the way, is there separate super tips for the creep off? No, sir. There are not. What do you mean? We run this on two different channels. He said, is there a super tips?

Super tip. No, I told you to get super tips set up a year ago. What are you waiting for? I don't know. for it to not derail shows. It doesn't have to derail shows. I have a set up so you cannot interrupt us. Our buddy Melton likes to have a setup so if you give him extra money, it can interrupt.

Who's buddy? I said our buddy, Melton. Whose buddy? I like him. He's all right. Anyway, he has a set up so it can interrupt the show, but you can turn that off in Supertip. Nan Cram, thanks for the 1399. Happy Double Carl Day.

Have a club sandwich to celebrate. I see what you did there, Nancram. Thank you so much, buddy. Have a club sandwich on a Monday in honor of Carl. I think you should. He does two shows. Monday's a busy day. Yep.

They certainly are. Make it a foot long club sandwich. The name of this episode. Let's actually move on with this because we've got... We got Kendi in here. Holy shit. She's alive. I haven't seen Kendi in forever.

Kendi. Miss you girl. Oh, Jesus, of course. Can't stick around but voting for Vitti. That's not how that works. Kendi, you got to watch the episode. You can't decide who you're voting for you before you see. the presentations.

Well, she could listen to it later. That's what I'm saying. She's already saying she's already declared that she's voting for you, though. That's cheating. So I was... I'm going to make sure that her vote doesn't count in the final tally. And yes, I do know her IP address. I'm counting it twice.

Wouldn't she send a super tip somewhere somewhere? Oh, I see what you did there. I see what you did. I like it. Okay. Carl, we're bringing something back today. I'm not calling Danny something. I think he just did.

Danny, Danny. and results so dandy please won't you post that fanny all over the patreon danny danny that body's so uncanny boys move like lamb and shandy oh yeah she's my creep girl oh la danny it's been forever it has been too long how you been good good lost like 20 pounds so i'm pretty okay what did you do to that baby she took it all it's okay okay well congratulations thank you all right

who are we going to congratulate today for I believe the last what was the category the last time we did a show Danny

the creepiest fried share driver okay and 63% of the vote Vinnie's creep John Pastor Mendoza

wins this round yay yay you're not gonna hit a drop or anything I'll do it that one please

he's gonna make a pass man this Carl, I do have a drop I'd like to hit. Okay. And I would like to thank someone who's in the chat for a drop. This morning, I woke up to a brand new Vinnie Victory song. Oh.

Created by the great Mr. Magenta. Nice. Modeled after the very fun WWE entrance music of Ernest the Cat Millers. Somebody call my mama. I believe Brodus Clay Tyrus, the guy who's on Fox News all the time, used to use it to. Okay. Here's the song Penny's on a row

Carole let it go Hey, hey, hey, yo Can someone call Paulino It's about to get creepy up in here Go So far I like it a lot Somebody called Polino He just got another win yo

Gotta give it up to the creepos So someone please call Paulino Somebody called Polino Everybody knows it's his show Because Carl's creep fucking blow So someone please call Paul Gino Gotta give it up To the king of creeps

You know his name And his name's been I'll give the version of full play I'll give the version of full play Pretty good stuff I like it Thank you Mr. Mijitia I love it It's great Thank you Danny for the good news

Now it has been a while since we've seen you You've dropped 20 pounds where can people hit up that that uh Instagram Danny Desolation on insta At some point I would like to start um honestly streaming myself so we'll hear about that at some point All right oh I can't wait to see what you're strange She's got her start with the free pop

She's going to be a huge celebrity and she'll talk about Ah these guys gave me a chance carlin Binney I owe my entire career Those dirt bags are the past and now we're moving forward That's usually what happens offense. Uh-oh, man. People are being very generous today on this super chat Monday, and I appreciate that. I just want to make sure, I love when you just skip past it.

Anyway, uh, yeah, Rocco or, I'm sorry, I didn't see. I'm sorry, I looked at the wrong thing. There you go. Sticky Sock 420 with a $5 super sticker. Thank you very much. Sticky Sock 420. Uh, Diana Sclan says, are you going to do a breakdown of the House of Rebellion opi docu series?

Oh, I should do that, actually. it's a good idea you know people seem to be very hungry for opi content not jim forrentine Jesus Christ I ask him to add his comedy show I go is it cool if we talk about opi tomorrow

because you know he's coming on wATP oh I don't give a fuck Carl yeah I don't talk about anyone I don't what do you think I care I'm like all right cool just want to make it sure don't want to cause any problems for anyone we start showing him opi clips and he's like I don't know that's kind of funny

I you know I do this kind of stuff too it's pretty good What the fuck? What are you doing right now? Don't he sandbag me. I think he was sandbagging you for fun. Yeah. Even Cubia was texting me angry about it.

What fucks up with this guy? I don't know, man. I might have a chat with him about it. So I found the one guy who likes Opie still and put him on my show. Yep. Rumpled Trenchco to Columbo podcast. Thanks for the five or happy Super Chat Monday Creepos got to run, but catch you later. Sounds good, buddy.

Hey, thanks for being here. Thanks for stopping in and saying, hey, Rocco, or B, 2002. thanks for the two bucks. Danny's back. Let me get my Ravens jersey. Now, do you know what that is a reference to? Not at all. At WATP, we were playing Tom Meyer's most recent monologue,

and he talked about Justin Tucker's jersey is now a discounted price since he's been booted from the team. Is this a hand job joke? No, but for some reason, he tied that together with, now I can leave his jersey under my bed with my other comrades. Oh, my God. Anyway, I think Rock Orr, we must have to jerk off to you, Danny, is the point. Moving on.

Just Spangler, I'll stick around and vote for Carl. Thank you, Jeff. All right. Vote for you ever thought you did the best job, but it will be me today. Sleepy K, thanks for the two bucks. Vote for Vinny. V.W.O. Vinny World Order.

It's amazing. About a year and a half ago, everybody had those. That's true. No one made a VWO. Not a soul. Nope. I would have been insufferable with it, so it was probably for the best. It's good, yeah.

Mr. B. Dripitz, thanks for the two bucks. I'm here to observe and report Carl's win. Just do it. Thank you, Mr. Beef Drippins. I don't know which win you're talking about, sir. I appreciate the support over there. Well, Danny, thank you for stopping by. It's always lovely to see you.

You look fantastic. Thank you. We missed you guys. We missed you, too. We'll see you next week. Bye, Danny. Bye. Danny looks good.

Well, there you have it. All right, kids. All right, kids. Let's do a contest, Carl. Creepiest roommate this week. you are going first my friend the creepiest roommate who do you got well i'll introduce you to this guy well that swooped it again he just docks all our he just docs a bunch of phone numbers that's great that was great of me fuck me wow you know

i was thinking about it today because on point dable point today i'm going to play some very interesting old footage of stuttering gem things that you forget that he said do you remember why we call it super chat monday no it's because john used to have super chat saturday or super chat friday one of those and he declared that as if we didn't want superchats the other days it was so ridiculous he'd always beg for super chats but then he had like one day that was super chat wednesday oh i think it was wednesday superchat wednesday everybody and so we did that to make fun of him in the first that's why that's why we do super chat monday but now like a chad zoom mock thing now we do it as if we invented it and it's retarded got it all right i

realize that actually yeah i didn't remember that at all it's been a while uh well kids let's talk about my creep today this is antron singleton carl he was born in dallas texas in nineteen seventy six and he wanted to be a rapper that was his dream he stood six foot seven inches tall and performed under the rap name of big lurch now why such a weird name he looks like a pretty normal guy just tall obsessed with gothic stuff man wanted to do like horror rap okay uh he moves out to california and he joins a group called the cosmic slop shop just rolls her off the tongue doesn't it yeah you know know i knew exactly what that was a reference to it's a funkadelic song okay cosmic slop what do you where do you stand on george clinton i never really got into it you didn't like it's great no i think

it's good i just i never really got into it i may have had a phase may i had a phase with the funkadelic so this group he had two other guys they had one single it was called sinful and it was on an album called the family it was a minor hit in 1998 it peaked at number 66 on the billboard hot charts and number 18 on the hot rap songs chart in the u.s so you would think he'd be doing pretty well for himself yeah well he's not in the band anymore a few years later they haven't really had any hits nothing has really panned out he was using a lot of drugs his His favorite was this thing. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. It was called PCP. Oh, I sure have. Yeah. He was on this thing called PCP.

Middle Angel Dust, huh? Yeah. Now, it doesn't seem like he was picky, though. Like, I don't think it was just PCP. It never is. It never is just PCP. Right? So he's working on his first solo album for an album with greedy records when he gets evicted

from his apartment. He'd become friends of the guy named Thomas Moore. who introduced him to a woman named Tynisha Yassus. She's 21 years old. She has a kid. But her and Lurch hit it off. They all smoke weed together and hang out. And she had an empty room.

So she lets Big Lurch move into the house. I bet that's a smart decision. No. Oh, it's not? No. So he's in there for about a month and a half. Everything's going really well. She actually adds him to the lease, like goes to the rental office.

All right. Follows the proper channels. So he's an official roommate, and everything's going well until April 9th, 2002. They have a gathering taking place at their apartment where apparently he went into his room and started smoking some PCP. And according to the witnesses who were at the party, he wasn't even sharing. No, no. People are over and he goes, I'm going to be in my room for a little bit. It's like, uh, you want to bust out or what's going out of here?

I wouldn't have gone into that room with this guy, with the six foot seven guy. I'm just saying pass it around at least. Down on his luck. used to be somebody PCP head. Well, whenever it happens bad after someone does PCP, you tell me one incident

that you can think of. Got it. So he tells everybody, he comes out of Zubin says everybody's got to go. Everybody's got to get out of here. He throws everyone out. Okay.

That is the last time anyone saw Tunisia. Hmm. Until the next morning. Oh, okay. Okay. Thomas Moore, the boyfriend,

who introduced them originally, came by, he usually did he had a key to the apartment he's walking through the hallway up to the place and he sees random chewed up pieces of meat in the hallway okay his confusion turns have a dog or something at this place no friendly well we're gonna get there we're to talk about a dog uh his confusion turned an absolute horror when he enters the apartment with and finds her with her chest ripped open and organ strewed around the room like you opened up a thing of silly snakes yeah her face and body were covered. Wait, these aren't peanuts? What the hell? Intestants? What?

I thought I was going to find butterflies in her stomach. So her face and her body's covered in bite marks and there's obviously blood everywhere. So meanwhile across town while Moore's calling 911, Singleton was already wandering the neighborhood naked, drenched in blood and screaming at the sky, as one does. Too bad, Opie wasn't there to helmets. That would have been some killer shit. Big Lurch on Leach was a much better YouTube channel, I feel. So the cops end up grabbing

him and taking him into custody. He's nonviolent. He just is like, okay. And he's butt-ass naked, trailing blood throughout the streets. They test the blood on his body. They match it to Tunisia. Eventually, that's part of the evidence that goes to trial. He's arrested on the spot for murder. That's

when he simply explained what happened to everybody. He a good reason for all this everyone so maybe don't judge them too harshly or maybe do she finished the peanut butter she didn't close up the lays bag and the chips got all stale I mean there's a lot of things roommates could do to piss you off no way worse okay so apparently she was

subleasing okay to a demon oh in the apartment I hope they was charging extra for that at least no free ride for this demon okay and apparently the demon was hanging out inside of her chest oh and a pit bull tried to get it out for him he was telling a pit bull

to get it out but there's like no pit bull anywhere but he said there was a pit bull there that did it okay so the explanation that he gave the police was the dog ate my roommate that's a good excuse on your way sir

yeah I mean this is no joke sorry sorry to take your time up there was a demon and the dog tried to get the demon out and I was like get him dog get a dog and I was just, you know, hanging out, naked, covered in blood from the whole situation. So then they said, then why did you eat her? Because it turns out, Carl, when he ripped open her chest, he pulled out one of her lungs. Okay.

And started chewing on it like an apple. Not even cooked yet? No, definitely not cooked. He was biting her all of her body. But when he pulled out her lung, all that meat that was in the hallway, that was her fucking lung. that he had ripped out and was chewing on as he wandered naked down the hallway. I mean, talk about a lease violation. You know, he might be the one who brought the demon in to this house, I'm starting to think.

I don't think this guy's great, Carl. Okay. I really don't, but I need to show you one other fun thing here. This is the cover. Nope, that isn't it? You're bad at thousands today, money. I'm telling you, dude. Nothing wants to work for me.

Here we go. this is her solo album big lurch it's all bad i believe it not a great way to sell it but right so check this out they his lawyer you know says this guy's clearly insane and he was insane on drugs and in california they didn't care they sentenced him to life in prison around the same time he's being sentenced his record label which i've no shit is called greedy records yep right as this guy's getting sentenced to the trials happening. They're like, we're keeping all the profits of this one. Yep.

They're like, we got to push this one. We're never going to get any of this money back. Yep. Tenisha's family later filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the label and those around Singleton, accusing them of enabling his drug use and promoting his violent persona. Specific details regarding the outcome are not publicly available. So I don't know if they settled or what happened.

I'm assuming they settled. Either way, Big Lurch is locked up. in prison. And I like how he has a skull on a plate after he cannibalized his roommate. Should have been a long, though. It would have been funnier. The lung was hanging out of his mouth or something. You know, they didn't have Photoshop back then 2002 the way they do now.

Got it. You know what I mean? True. Good point. Yep. All right, Vinny, I got a doozy of a story today. You're going to need to strap in for this one because you are going to meet a guy named James Bo Bow Bowden.

So his nickname is Bo. but he does go by James and Jimmy and Jim you'll hear from time to time. He grew up in Alaska and decided you need to get the hell out of there. So in August of 1997, he joined the military and was stationed in Colorado. I have a photo here, my number one, that's, there's Bo in the military. Number two, you can see what Bo looks like today. There's Bo?

Seems to be doing well. He enlisted back in 97. He became friends with his sergeant, Rich Fritz. And there's a photo number three. there's Bo and Rich from back in the late 90s when they were both in the military became fast friends. Bo and Rich sounds like an AM radio show.

Yeah, I would listen to Bowen Rich. I'd give it a chance. You know? Give it a week. So these guys are buddies. Now, Rich was married to this woman named Tammy. And they have a son named Christian. Okay.

So number four, there is Rich and Tammy, Fritz. and then number five is rich and Christian is his young boy He's very cute Look at that Oh my God Look at that little chubby cheeked baby Yeah what a happy family

That fucking kid It looks like a AI picture of baby Trump Oh yeah I could see that Yeah So look at what a happy family They are And he is discharged from the military And starting his next life up

And Father's Days Coming around in 2001. He's got a boat trip to Utah planned, but he wasn't feeling good. He had like a throat problem or something, so he went to the doctor. They gave him antibiotics for strep throat.

And so he's taking the antibiotics, but he was just like laying around in bed, not feeling good. And on Father's Day, June 18, 2001, he was dead. Oh, no. He just died in his bed. He was 28 years old,

obviously in very good physical condition. But he was dead. the next throat yeah the next year bow is discharged and he has nowhere to go and so tammy very nicely offers hey but what don't you stay with me and christian he could use a father figure in his life and uh you know we're family because fucking weird military is all about family so come live with us rent free we got a nice house over here so he considers her to be like a roommate there's nothing about this that's romantic or anything like that he comes in and him and the son christian become very tight he considers himself to be like a big brother to a young

christian christian sees him as a father figure as they're living together and it's a good thing too because tammy's working nights she's an emergency dispatcher at the sheriff's office so she wasn't around a lot for her son christian but thank goodness beau was there So, as I mentioned, Tammy and Bo do not have a relationship. She starts hanging out with this guy named Steve. That's her boyfriend. And she would leave Christian all the time to, like, go spend the weekend with Steve or stay at Steve's place or something like that.

So Christian really get to know his mom real well. He was spending actually more time with the roommate. Bo is father's ex-military buddy. This seems like a recipe for disaster already. So they're two years in. They're about 20 months into this situation where Bo's living there rent. with the family and you know

they decided let's have some drinks tonight it's a Friday night why don't we make some drinks and Tammy considers himself one of these mixologist she's like I'll make you a drink you're going to love this so she makes a drink for Beau Bo immediately is like how strong is this drink what is going on

he's out of it he stumbles up to the bed passes out next morning gets up he needs to go to work but he's can't really walk he passes out on the bathroom floor That's where Christian comes in and finds him passed out on the bathroom floor. An ambulance comes.

He's admitted to the hospital. And they don't really know what the issue was, but slowly he recovers and comes back home. Well, this is where we find out that just a couple weeks before Rich died, Tammy and him had talked about getting a divorce. And Rich made it very clear that everything's in my name. and I'm going to keep this house, our car, the boat, and Christian's going to stay with me. Huh. And then all of a sudden he gets strep throat and dies at the age of 28. Oh, man.

She was probably out, like, licking things to get strep throat to give it to him. Yeah. It's interesting that something like that would happen. It was such a mystery that he would die at the age of 28. In fact, there was even news articles written about it. Show up my image six there. They actually thought that he might have died from the bubonic plague. They thought the plague.

Do you remember this from about 20 years ago where they started talking about the plague coming back? Really? They blame the actual pubonic plague. It was a mystery. Was his house infested with rats? How did this happen? How would that be a thing? I don't remember why they thought that was the case, but they really didn't have any other way to explain.

what was going on. So it turns out she actually bought an insurance policy, a life insurance policy on him. Oh, that was smart. Yeah, because I have a couple weeks. You got a plan ahead. Right.

So he had a life insurance through the military and then she had a separate one. So she made out with like $300,000. She sold the boat. She sold the house. And then she gave a homeless veteran a place to go. Right. She seems great.

They were living in this place. Anyway, a couple of months go by. It's amazing. the plague didn't get her. Right. Isn't that nice? Because like, you know, if I recall, that was pretty contagious. It was. Yeah. It was a bit of a pandemic. Huh. If I'm not mistaken. This is a special lady, this Tammy, Fritz. It really is. Okay. So anyway, a couple months go by after Bo is hospitalized, and they decide it's time to go out and have some fun together. And so I'll let Bo explain it. It was ladies night. Tammy, a little lady's night. Yeah. We all go out, Tammy and some friends

She's picking up the tab. Tammy's get me completely shit-faced. We get back to the house, and I was so out of it that I passed right out. I wake up choking on smoke. I think I like crawl down the stairs or something, and out the front door and just lay there on my feet. back on the grass. Firefighters get there. Please get there.

Did Tammy's fire crotch start a fire? No, no. I don't think that was the cause of the fire. She later explained she thinks that maybe he drunkenly tipped over a candle on some papers or maybe his PlayStation overheated because fortunately Christian was staying at a friend's house that night and Tammy wasn't there. So Bo woke up from being blackout drunk. and fortunately had the wherewithal

and the ability to escape out of the house and not die from being in that house fire. So Bo moves out. Bo's like, okay, this isn't working out anymore. I'm going to leave. And she loses the house. She gets an apartment, two-bedder apartment for her and her son, Christian, who's in fifth grade now at this time.

And Christian described as having a roommate. He goes, she's never around. I'm in fifth grade. I'm cooking for myself. I can't go and do stuff. with my friends because I have no one to take me there. It just kind of sucked. He better not complain.

Well, things get worse because Tammy makes new friends, Sean and Michelle. And if you want to put up the photo of Sean and Michelle here, these quickly become her new drug buddies. And they move in and take Christian's room. So now Christian has no room at his own apartment with his mom because these two are in there. And apparently Sean is extremely violent and threatening Christian all the time when it's gone. That guy?

Yeah. That guy. That guy with the pit bull face? Can you believe that guy would be violent? Who would ever think? So anyway, these people are all partying and Bo doesn't get to see Christian as often anymore. And it's kind of a sad thing for this young kid

whose mom just seems to be like way more into drugs than parenting or whatever. So hold on. You're telling me once again, I just want to make sure this guy with the Wutane logo goatee does drugs he's a drug addict yeah in fact these two apparently are homeless drug addicts because that's why they have to move in with Tammy and staying Christian's room right okay so beau at this time goes all right I don't know what I'm doing here anymore I don't live with this family that I thought I was a part of or anything so he decides he's going to go back to Alaska and finish college so before he flies back to Alaska

They say, let's get together one more time. And they all get together and play video games and watch movies. And then Bo goes back home to his apartment. And they're like, we'll pick you up in the morning. We'll drive you to the airport. Great. See you in the morning. Great.

See you in you guys again. They go to Bo's apartment that next morning. And Christian gets out of the car and runs up and knocks on the door because, you know, his father figure, Bo is going away and they have them all packed up and they're ready to go. And Bo doesn't answer the door. And Christian's just knocking and knocking and knocking. he gets back in the car Tammy's like yeah I don't know it's crazy

who knows and sometimes people just like forget to get up or sleep in or you know there's a lot of things that could have been happening right we don't really know well because this bitch due to Bo because Bo because Bo didn't his parents didn't hear from him and he's supposed to be flying back home they decided to call the apartment complex

James mother she had not heard from Jimmy she asked the apartment manager to go and check on him The apartment manager walked over to the front door, unlocked it, and noticed all of this blood, streaking all over the floor. Closed the door. CSPD was called right away.

Two patrol officers came out, found Jimmy in the bed in a semi-conscious state, bleeding from a serious head wound. He was transported to the hospital. He suffered multiple fractures and a broken jaw. He had suffered a traumatic brain injury. Something had hit him, but he has no recollection of what happened to him. Bo don't know? Bo don't know what's going on here, even though his head was bashed in. And the police ever investigate, they just go, ah, he must have been clumsy, he was drunk, fell in his head.

What are you going to do? Bob Sagget. Yeah, right. The old Bob Sagget. So he's just, you know, he's hospitalized and slowly recovering. Well, at this time, Christian notices that Bo's Xbox is now in their house. and Sean's been playing it. It's like, wait, that's the same boxer.

It's got the sticker in the same spy. It's like, no, I put the sticker in the same spot on mine, too. It's just a coincidence. I don't know. I like the way he had his. Yeah, right. So I made mine look like it. Right.

Now, what Tammy was doing at this time, because she had lost her job, she was actually a bookkeeper for a construction company. Okay. And she was being investigated because she was writing a lot of checks to herself and friends that she didn't really have authorization to write. but because she was the bookkeeper, she was able to push some money around. Well, okay, so she's a thief.

So then she started applying for credit cards and other people's names and having them sent to her house. That's worse. And she was doing things like getting wigs and various costumes so that she could pose as different people and use these credit cards.

I would too if I was a ginger. So in 2009, she's arrested for credit card fraud. And that, Vinny, is when Tammy's mother-in-law, so Rich's mother, goes to the apartment, to organize and clean everything up, right? Because there's been drug addicts living there for a couple of years now. Well, that's where she finds an interesting document. There was a life insurance policy that had been taken out on Bo that listed him as Tammy's

significant other, even though they were never a couple. And Bo did not authorize this. He didn't sign off on it. And she was going to get 100% of the money if and when Bo had died. Huh. So because Bo was finally. like I'm going to leave the state it turns out we got one last chance to take this motherfucker out and uh she planned what with michelle and sean here that like we'll get him

drunk we'll drop him back off his apartment you go in there and bash his brains in and then we'll all share this money and buy a lot of drugs with that well well do i get can i take his Xbox too and you get the any of the else you want in there too oh his CDs feel free to grab it yeah if you're into the CDs so uh this was discovered now they never did pin I need new socks the death of Rich Fritz on her

but it seems pretty evident you want to show the the mug shot here so this is Tammy Yikes Yikes Tammy Fritz was found guilty of first degree attempted murder

and conspiracy she's serving 46 years Sean pled guilty to first degree attempted murder and received a 26 year sentence Michelle received first degree burglary and received a 15 year sentence that is the worst a roommate you can possibly have

whether you're her son, whether you're just another homeless drug addict, or if you're an ex-friend of her husbands, or if you're her husband. Just a bad roommate to everyone. This woman looks like so many things. Can we please just roast this photo for a little bit? She looks like fucking

Tilda Swinton. Okay. I was going to say, what's that you'd be singing your radio head song at any second? She'd bust into that. She looks like that Star Trek guy, Odo, on Deep Space Nine. do you remember that fucking show i never watched de-space nine he looks like she looks like that she looks like a fucking alien shape-shifting alien okay never mind we did a bad job roasting her carl better presentation than usual

thank you buddy i thought that was a pretty bad roommate's vote for carl at the creepoff dot com all right now my friend i believe it's time for one of our favorite parts of the show This is a cop can fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights. Brewing your life. This was actually a three-parter that Larry Labowski sent in. You can always email me either at the creepop or WTP show at gmail.com. Send me in your cop cam recommendations.

We love the crazy lunatics. We love the outrageous. displays of power by the police and if you remember the uh the vagus video that we had when we were in Vegas at hackamania yeah I found one where's a woman sprinting at the police with a knife out and they put like 20 bullets in her and I went that's probably not appropriate for a regular episode we'll save that for a special occasion yeah so instead Larry Loboski set this one in. It's a three-parter that was posted up on X.

And this is a different scenario than we're used to as we watch part one. How you doing? I'm Officer Gonzalez. I'll be your right-a-long officer today. Do me a favor, get in the car, and we'll talk about some of the stuff. We'll be going over today, all right? Yes, it's all right, ma'am.

So am I, looking forward to it. So there are some rules and some stuff that you need to know about so um first off let me let dispatch know that i got my ride-along it's just like the movies man i can't wait hopefully it won't be too much like the movies i want some action man all right man a dispatch this is gonzalez i'm out with one unarmed civilian observer uh referenced my right along for today i'll advise a I have anything. So, well, what we're going to do throughout the day is since we're a ride-along unit,

we won't be the primary unit, will be the backup unit on certain calls. I may or may not, if I see something happening in front of us, do what's called a traffic stop, or if I see a suspicious person, I'll stop them, I'll let you know when you can and cannot get out of the car, and just have a good time. I want some action, man. I'm police for the day, man. I need action, man. No, no, no.

Let's get one thing perfectly straight. You're not police for the day. I'm police, man. You deputize me, man. I want some action, man. I'm glad you have the right attitude for today. I got to go fight some crime, man. Starkey and cuts.

We will fight some crime and you're dating yourself with the Star Ski and Hutch comments. I don't think too many people remember Starsky and Hutch. Oh, he's going to fight. You're crime today, man. Also, you think you're Batman and Robin right now, huh? I want some action, man. All right.

We'll see what we can find. The next video here. So you can tell this guy's fired up. He thinks he's a cop for the day. He thinks that they're, like, in a buddy cop movie together. He literally says that. Yeah. He does give off this impression that he's a little too,

eager for some action he's a little eager so if you want to play number two there is a traffic stop that occurs let's see if he's going to need his help or not okay afternoon sir garbage license registration and insurance please you have a gun in the car you have a gun in the car you know why i stopped you all right i stopped you because you don't have a tag on your car No, sir. What happened there? Do you mind if I check your paperwork and we'll figure out what's going on with your tag? Of course.

All right. I'm going to walk back to the car. What the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have a firearm. Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. Walk to the car.

Walk to the car. Walk to the car. Hands. Put your hand. on the car. Who said you could have a firearm on a ride-along? Huh? I don't know. I just try to see what's going on, you know. All right, well, you're not supposed to have a firearm on you.

It's all my options, man. No, no, no, no, no. Did they not explain it to you when you were signed up for the program? I thought I was a real. Why to be the police man? No, you're not the police man. No way, are you the police man? This is a community outreach program. outreach program and whoever told you that that was okay no way I thought I was a police man no no no no no no no no I was coming for back up man I was coming to give you some backup I appreciate that but you're not a police officer you're a

community right-along outreach person I thought you needed backup man I was trying to give you some backup I appreciate that But you're not allowed to have a gun. Why would you have a gun on you? It's legal in Florida. I understand that it's legal in Florida. I'm going to help you out, man. Give you some suppressing fire, man.

Okay. You know, I just met you today. There's no way I know what you can or cannot do with a firearm. You're not supposed to have a firearm on you at all. Do you understand that? No, I don't know. Okay. You just committed a felony.

Wow. Wow. Just for trying to protect the police officer. I appreciate you trying to help me, but not that way. We'll talk about this when we get to the station. Do you understand? Man, I thought I was coming to be the police man. No, no, no, no, absolutely not.

He's going back fired out of him. He's going to be a cop today. Has he just left that gun lay there on the ground this whole time? Yeah. I'm going to let you go with a warning because I have my hands full with my ride-along right about now all right, have a good day I believe the cop wanted the guy to be like,

do you want to talk about it? I hope he would have been fucking crazy. If the cop goes back to the other car and that guy pulls his gun and shoots the cop and this motherfucker's in the back. That guy had a gun too. Too bad you got rid of your backup, motherfucker? A guy would have had you

Oh my God All right So this guy would be like I tried to help him Exactly That's what I mean Show you suppress your fight Can we got to finish this video

I gotta see what he says You realize What you just did And how much trouble you're in You used to be thinking Me I was trying to help you out By providing backup

You know I could save your life out there Man that dude could have to drop on you Yep Nice He's bringing us some good points So now we're driving back to the station There is one last ditch effort

To get out of trouble here that we'll see Oh please tell me he has another gun I should have to drop on you I should be thanking You seriously believe I should be thanking And it's a ride-along man We got some action the first day This is what I can't want to ride-alone for

I wanted some action man No no no you want action Go play video games This is serious stuff man I can't have you I can't have anybody in the car that I don't know or I don't trust with a firearm. Your life could have been in danger, man. I was your guardian agent. You know?

I appreciate that you think you tried to do the right thing. You did not. Not at all. You just got yourself a felony. You just ruined the hard time for your city and humidity. You know how much paperwork is involved with this crazy? Yeah, we can make this all go away. You can just drop me off right up here at the light on the corner. You know, you'll never see me again.

Yeah, that's not happening. I do like that posit road, actually. I do like the cop code. Do you know how much fucking paperwork I got to fill out now because of you, you idiot? And the guy's like, tell you what, man, I won't say anything if you don't say anything. We can just drop me off and go about our days. Dude, I hope that this guy really is his guardian. angel like this is like fucking clarence

it's a wonderful life it's very possible and then they goes to take him out of the cop at the back of the car he's just disappeared and the cuffs are there the cop's like huh hmm and he let a serial killer go the other guy with the no plate on murdered uh i don't know there's much else to this it's just more of this guy just saying how

you thought he was doing him a favor oh I love him I want to watch a little bit more okay I signed up for a ride along I thought I was a police officer for a day man is you get to ride in the car you get to see what we do he must right

why else would he be behaving like this I don't look at usually there's like a year's worth of training and then we have to go through all these different obstacles but if you're just going to be a cop for one day then yeah just hop in and let's do it bring your gun

bring your own gun we can give you one if you want one if you got your own that's cool too and we'll just figure it out we get the car it's fucking crazy I don't know how this guy wore his best Bostabini. Yeah. It's been great.

I know you think he'd dress more police officer-like. At least a blue shirt. Right. At least a blue shirt. Didn't really put in the effort on the attire side of things. Thanks, Lobowski. Yes, thanks, Larry. I think that's his real name.

That's a fun. No, it's definitely not because it's a different name that was on the email. But, you know, guys, we appreciate all different shapes and size of these cop cam. So thanks for sending that, Ed. Yeah, please. Anything, you come across anything different like that, we love it. Yeah, it's fun. you. Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails.

The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Syracuse Road Team has made nationals. We can't wait to tell them if they ever come back. See you in Syracuse. All right. We got a lot of voicemails this week. You were gone. I was gone last week. He could have just been playing voicemails all last week. People would have enjoyed that problem. they enjoyed the show we did you didn't enjoy the show we did carl actually well since you brought that up i have a voicemail here for us hey this for the creep off

have any uh congratulations on that uh wonderful episode this week uh without carl um i will say next time we don't have carl why don't you get a co-host or something it was kind of weird and awkward just having you be alone hosting this episode it's all by your

lonesome nobody else kind of you know to bounce ideas off but you're responding to the jokes you made yeah why'd you do that to yourself

man why don't you get a co-host all right bye because fuck you love you or whatever bye I'll see you at school tomorrow

sir yeah Vinnie why didn't you get a co-host or two I had this show I had to have a conversation or something

have people like respond to things and also add to the conversation a little bit. Yeah, let's just change the subject. There was an episode last week, if you missed it. Jared, thanks for the five bucks, Vinny, aiming to take the place of Creepiest Doxer. That's me.

You really are. But that's the next week's category. Creepiest Doxor? Yes. Am I allowed to nominate myself? We both bring you. I like that. Rock Orby, 2002, thanks for the Fiver.

That's not what she meant when she told Lurch to scramble her guts. Good points. I get it. Chris Engler, thanks for the five. Monthly listeners on Spotify, Big Lurch, 1,189, stuttering John, 1,153. Oh, that's hilarious if that's true. It looks right. It looks right.

Oh, God. Labr and Mystic, thanks for the five Creep-off channel memberships. Hopefully someone out there is getting one of those. That is awesome. Thank you. And whoever got your memberships here, we do bonus shows every Friday at noon Eastern time. We leave them up anytime. after you can watch it yeah and uh i will say this if you uh become a member of our patreon there's merch and you get the audio version of the show that is correct uh jared five bucks ladies

night is deadly oh what a night i'm telling you man a lot of downfall of a lot of men started at a lady's night hey heck ride nice to hear from you thank you for stopping by uBE last night car unboxing eric the show he's doing with uh dj electric fry and luigi greenberg yeah i've uh heard a little bit of it. They talk about Eric the midger, right? They do. Fascinating. Eric, the actor. Did he grow? No.

Okay. Thank you, Vinnie, for the Gene Perrette book recommendation. I'm going to be funny. Thanks, Hackrod. Thank you, Hackrod. You know, uh, that was actually, uh, something I recommended during the, uh, Tom Myers interview on your channel. Yes. Labormistic. Thanks. Been a member for five months back in the truck, lads. I'll be going over our archives. So if there's any

pertinent John or KB. You need me to note when I go through it, let me know. All right. We'll do. We'll do. Waiver with the dollar 49. Thanks, waiver. Nice to see you again, Waiver. That's my opi voice. Labr and Mystic.

Just trying to provide some CL suppressing fire. Jared, thanks for the Fiverr New Wheel of Punishment, is signing up for a ride along and bring a Saturday night special with them. I love it. That sounds fun. Uh, oh, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, la, la, la, la, la, oh, hi, Carl, not as good as when you're gone. Oh, that's not nice. You know, if you don't have anything nice to super chat us.

Ah, just kidding, you can send us all. All right. First voicemail. Uh, someone talking about, um, my guest appearance on WATP last week. Hey, Carl and Benny. I loved Vinnie's guest hosting of, uh, WATP this past week. I think it went really well. And I really loved his interview segment with Tom Myers, was not expecting that to go so well, honestly. It went really well. Now, serious question, Vinny, no bullshit. What would it take for you to book Tom Myers at your club?

Thank you, fuck you, bye. PCP. It'd be some seriously bad decision making. Yeah. Like, if I wanted to get fired and I wanted to collect unemployment. I have the answer, though. What's that? If he teamed up with Chad Zumach and Ray DeVito and Vinny Paulino, those four people,

that would be a show worth going to. You're not a good friend. I know. Chad Zumach's not allowed in the building. I don't believe. That's true. That's a good point. Okay.

So the last time we did a show, Carl, Olive Garden Waitress, complained about a guy who, I don't know if you recall this if you were here for it, called about a guy who her store hired back, was fired for stalking women on Instagram that worked there. And then he went to another job and got fired for sexual harassment. And she was shaming him. And this guy has a response to that.

This is in response to the Olive Garden waitress. What the fuck is Instagram stalking? Just like looking up pictures of the accounts? Like, what the fuck? Like, oh man, I'm Instagram stalking, my friend.

because I'm going and liking their pictures or I'm going on their profile. Like, the fuck is that, dude? Like, and how the fuck do you know that he's doing that? Like, I'm calling, calling shenanigans on that for getting fired. Like, the, the in-office sexual harassment, okay, I get it.

But, like, that, come on. No one should believe anything being said on voicemails. Okay. It's perfectly fine if you don't believe our Olive Guard. and waitress. She might not even work at Olive Garden. We don't know. We have no idea. It doesn't sound like she's been working there much longer because she left us another voicemail. And this one, I believe she says she's high on mushrooms. So maybe this

all starting to make sense. Hi, guys. It's the Olive Garden waitress. I called, I'm sorry for calling back again, but I have a story that happened this Saturday. And there was a baby shower. And I decided that I would rather make a seafood boil and cheesecake instead of going. I think I might have to quit. I don't think I can go back again. But anyway, the baby shower?

Yeah, it's your co-itist's baby shower. Yeah, I did. I said that, sorry. I have no concept of time. It's about to be a minute. I did a lot of shrooms. We saw a horse in the woods Anyway, fuck you guys

Bye Wow Well, they saw a horse in the woods Can't wait for her to call in next week When she's a TGA Friday's waitress She said she's coming to Boston Oh good Yeah

Can't wait to meet her We have a Catholic listener here Carl Oh hey Catholic listener here Just want to apologize For having You know Just water in our churches to the guys who won't touch light ball,

won't touch light switches on Friday nights, don't put cheese on their meat, and wear little silly hats. I'm sorry, we just have our holy water. Fair enough. L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L. Thank you for another $5. He is correcting me.

You misread my chat, Vinny, you Zippo. I said the show isn't as good when Carl isn't on it. Carl is the best part. Ah, we're making some really good points right there. It's not the worst part. It's not the worst point. I'm a bit of that much. I have a voicemail from Boner Guy 69.

I love it. Hi, Carl. One for the creep-off. What I was wondering was, what is it with the filled sobriety tests that the U.S. Cops have to do, debating how to do the test, whether it's valid, and then the lengths of time they all take. Over in the UK, there's a thing called the breathalizer, which is a simple handheld device where a supposedly drunk or suspected drunken person blows into it until it

beats and it will tell you how much alcohol they yeah yeah we have those here too i honestly don't know why we do the field sobriety test stuff they do that and then they give you a breathalyzer because they want to prove that they had probable cause he gave you a breathalyzer exactly but so what i'm with you it's it is a waste of time and it is the most obnoxious things that we see in these videos but it's also fun for the cops i think it's fun for the cops i think that's one of is, yeah. Like, can you do something simple? Like, say the alphabet starting with S?

Like, if you can't. Okay. S-T-U-V. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Really, I wasn't actually asking you to do the test. I was just seeing if I could.

I was like, I was like, that shit, it's all shady. Could you tell me the alphabet backwards? Can you, uh, what, can you close your eyes would be tough? Close your eyes and take steps. Nobody wants to do that. When your eyes are close, it's harder to. keep your balance when you're looking up when you don't have something to focus on even when you're sober i fall over the place all the time okay we'll record that make sure everyone sees it so

you have uh i'm actually just saying this now probable cause in court later exactly i just i see what you're doing he was saying on his show the guy could barely walk in general yep i see what you're doing all right uh last one hey boys podcast property here really spirit speaking through me i got a creep in the wild want to nominate my mom because She was making sandwiches for everybody the other day. And, you know, if you guys if I wanted one, sure. So I took a bite of it, and it sliced the shit out of the roof my mouth. Ah, she didn't tell me she was using sharp cheddar.

Anyways, Vinnie, I don't think you have paid enough for your transgressions. Carl got robbed, and you stole the point after he did a consubenz at Vegas, or wherever the fuck it was. And you said it happened last year, too. So I think you owe Carl another point, or at least give him a point. I don't know. That's just my thoughts. Thank you, fuck you by. You know what I'm going to do right now?

I didn't appreciate your sharp cheddar joke, but I did like the point that you made. Yeah, you're going to just agree with that hack. Good. You know what I'm going to do? I forgot to adjust my point that I earned earlier. No, I think that guy had it right. Let's get it back down to zero there. I'd still end up beating you.

I'd still end up beating you. Wow. Look at how cocky he's getting, everyone. Start voting for Carl. We've got to look how cocky Carl is. get this guy he's trying to play on all you guys we got to ground him a little bit right maybe maybe you just might need to i hope not carl i'm trying to pull up these stories here here we go everyone i'm going to hit a song for our next segment of the show please watch out for the

oh you did it again what are you doing every fucking time I'm going to go ahead admit that wasn't great. Not my best work. Not your best. Someone was comparing you to Rocco at Hackamania when he couldn't get his computer to work ever. This is like what you're doing today.

I'm having trouble today. Not going to lie. All right. Definitely having trouble. All right. I had to reboot right before the show started. I had to restart everything. Okay.

Here come the excuses, everyone. Okay. So I fucked up shit. What do you want me to tell you? They all know. It's not like it's a secret I'm trying to cover up. I fucked up. All right, Carl.

Now I can't file this. We're going to Florida. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, Pinellas County, Florida, everybody. 39-year-old Clearwater Man has been arrested following an incident at a local gym involving a juvenile. According to Clearwater Police, James Trevor Byron Thompson is accused of a

approaching a male minor in the locker room of crunch fitness facility. Police says Thompson made unsolicited statements to the juvenile, including the claim that he had been Jesus in a past life. Yeah, imagine being reincarnated as Jesus. Could that even possibly make sense? Nope. Yeah, I didn't think, I didn't think that the Christians believe in reincarnation. Yeah.

And he attempted to initiate physical contact with a kid by grabbing him and kissing him. Would it be, is it possible that Jesus was gay? He was never married, right? he just hung out with that one prostitute Yeah he hung out with a hooker Yeah Wouldn't that fuck off a lot of religious Christians If we found out that Jesus was gay

Well he was hanging out with the Apostle John He used to sleep with his head on his chest That's actually in the Bible Yeah that's interesting Gays love that scripture When the minor attempted to leave the area Investigators alleged Thompson blocked the exit And kiss the minor without consent

Right on the lips Carl Like Bugs Bunny The Juveni was eventually able to leave and report the incident. Clearwater detectives say Thompson admitted to the physical contact. He was arrested at the scene has been charged with simple battery and false imprisonment. Authorities have not released the age or identity of the minor, citing protections for juvenile victims. The case remains under investigation. All right, Benny, we're all thinking the same thing here.

What was he wearing? The kid? This guy was wearing a loin cloth and a crown of thorns. No, no, no. I mean this hot guy who was hanging out in the locker room. I don't know, bud. Just saying. I have a feeling he was probably advertising a little bit. Mm-hmm.

Speaking of people who are advertising a little bit, let's talk about this fellow, shall we? Got. This is a 53-year-old man by the name of John Fitzgerald Osario. He lives in North Miami Beach. He was arrested after police say he exposed himself and masturbated in front of a woman and her two children. What was a mother bringing her children around to a guy jerking off for?

That's a terrible parent. Why would she bring her children over to the jerked off guy? Well, I think they were there first. Oh. And then he showed up. Oh, okay. So when the cops got showed up there, it was around 7 p.m. The woman told officers, she saw him remove his pants and begin masturbating while making eye contact with her and her children.

Okay. Uh-huh. It's polite. When the woman stood up to call police, Osirio pulled up his pants and fled the area. Oh, so she gave blue balls on top of it. Yep. Yep. Miami-Dade police officers located a man matching the suspect's description.

near Tower 16 and temporarily detained him. I'm guessing it was because he still had the boner. Have you watched the pee-wee documentary yet? I have not. I watched it last night. How is it? Both parts of it. Dude, Florida did pee-wee dirty.

That was fucked up what they charged him for and made that a huge news event with him exposed in the theater, the adult theater. Oh, it's almost like the cops in Florida are assholes. Dude, seriously. He even said when he was getting arrested, it's like, you're destroying.

my career right now. Can I just do like some community service or PSAs or something? And they use that against them. It's like, no, that's actually very reasonable. There's no reason for that. It's Peeley Herman, you shouldn't masturbate in the theater. That would have been a great PSA. And there's

a clip in the documentary of Phil Hartman talking to Howard Stern about it. And they're both condemning Paul Rubens. Howard Stern condemn. You know, as soon as you host a children show, well, you can't jerk off to porn anymore because you host a children Joe Howard

Howard. Howard Stern is the biggest hypocrite on planet Earth. He really is. And he has been for way longer than people want to fucking admit it. Correct. All right. That bums me out to hear that Phil Hartman did that. I know. Phil Harmon and Paul Rubens did not get along at the end. Well, I guess he got what he deserved.

That's not true. I miss Phil Hartman. Me too. Me too. Okay. Carl. here's a wild story give me just once in here let's hit up that super chat while I open this up all right we're going to head off to Vegas

but first natalina plant says Instagram stalking is when you continue to DM and swipe on selfies and convince yourself that you're in a relationship with said person OGW greater than less than three what does that mean? I don't know I don't know

but yeah someone in the chat was asking like how can you stalk or I guess the voice I was asking how can you stalk someone on Instagram. You can do it. Jared, thanks for the fiber field sobriety test, so they can subjectively try to ruin people's lives. Good point, Jared. Fair enough.

That's the man who knows right there, actually. All right, let's go to Las Vegas now. Carl, I want to introduce you to this guy. He is a journalist. His name is Matthew Calerman. He was 56 years old, and his body was discovered inside a storage container in Las Vegas. Okay.

How was he doing then there? Is he doing all right? no oh it was a little smelly in that box yeah and showered in a little bit yeah his remains were found inside of a storage facility employees reported a foul order coming from a container booked through the bounce luggage storage app okay so according to the police the container had been rented by mr calmerman's roommate joseph del rivo sixty three it's a bad roommate how fitting for today's episode it certainly is calumins roommate investigators believe del rio placed calumans body inside a large box, possibly guitar amplifier

case, and arranged to have it stored. The body was discovered by movers who arrived to retrieve the container after it stunk so bad. Well, Las Vegas authorities were working to question Del Rivo. He was completely out of the state. He skipped

town because he obviously murdered this fucking roommate. Okay. I don't understand why he did it this way. He left a paper trail a mile long. He's renting a fucking box service, like a pod, to put the body in, have somebody pick it up, take it to another place. You got to put a fucking credit card down on the storage.

Obviously, it was going to get back to him, which is why he decided to leave Vegas. Yeah, and he, the cops caught up with him around Utah for something completely unrelated. He was speeding. Okay. He was, he ended up getting a trooper behind him. And Mr. Del Rivo, who's 63, like we said, didn't want to be taken alive, Carl. No. So he led the cops.

a 140 mile per hour chase. Sweet. Troopers deployed spike strips flattening the vehicle's front tires despite the damage del Rivo continued driving for several miles before losing control or attempting to avoid a second set of spike strips. His vehicle

flipped off the highway. He was ejected and killed. The car exploded into flames after the crash. So this is finally a police chase ends the way we all wanted to. Whenever you're watching a police agent, you're like, oh my gosh, I hope this car falls off the road and explodes. That'd be so fucking cool.

And they don't have a helicopter footage of this? We just got to see this photo after the fact. This is how we get. That sucks. At the time of the crash, now, Rivo had not been formally charged, but was under investigation

and connection to Coleman's death. No other individuals were injured during the pursuit. But it's pretty fucking wild. This guy got what he had coming to him. Well, so the tires were blown out with the first spike strip. So why was he trying so hard to avoid the second one?

Like, you can't do anything to you if their tires already blown out. I don't think he realized they were blown out. Oh, maybe that's what it was. So this was in Nevada that this took place. He didn't leave the state. Well, this was in Utah. Oh, it was. Okay. I thought I thought it was Nevada. No, this was

a police chase in Utah. Okay. Yeah, he left the state and was gone. Okay. So nobody knows exactly what happened to Calorman yet because they haven't released it. I like the Southwest, man. Like, they end car chase. It was just like making sure the guy would be dead at the end of it. It's a fucking wild west, dude. It really is.

It's great. It's great. The rules there the stuff they get away with is phenomenal. It's fun. I want to move out west. I really do. It's fucking great. Speaking about West. New Mexico, Carl.

Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, maestro. There's a New Mexico? There certainly is. Boy, was there a problem in New Mexico. I have to introduce you to this guy, everybody. This dude looks like, what's his name, Cotter. The guy who comes to all the shows a little bit.

But he's got kind of the vibe. But he was inside of a restaurant. He's 24 years old. His name's Nicholas San Sochi. And as he was walking through the restaurant, he broke a beer bottle over the head of an innocent eight-year-old girl and then slashed her neck for being in his way. You know, that's the problem with, like, kids like that.

They really have that main character disorder where they just think that they're the only thing that matters in the world and you're like, this guy's trying to leave the establishment Yeah, that is a real problem. She really is. So according to the copses having on April 25th,

he slashed her neck during the cruel outburst, leaving the girl with a bloody lacerations that required 19 stitches. The jarring attack occurred where the little girl was with her mother, admiring a fountain in the restaurant. According to the criminal complaint, the mother told police that she heard her daughter scream

and turned around to see him holding her by the throat. That's not great. A patron waiting for his food intervened and slammed his tray of food over San Sochi's head. So now, as you can tell, it's a nice restaurant. Now it's a tray of food. And now it's starting to do a food fight. I like that it starts with breaking a bottle over an eight-year-olds out of the food fight. Go! Oh, the old bash and slash is what happened. The name of this restaurant is Sadios. Yeah. I'm sure they're really happy they included a photo of the restaurant from outside in this article it's like yeah a horrific thing happened at this place cool thanks for putting it in the article we're still trying to recover from it thanks for putting more

flashlights on it the girl's father told the news that he was waiting for a table his wife was with their daughter that's when i heard my wife from across the restaurant yelling no no stop he recalled rose ran to his family's aid and when he asked sancho why he attacked the little girl he replied she got in my way and i already told me you that assholes. Like the dad is like, listen, I know she could be annoying, but what did she do this time? Right. Oh, she just got

in your way and you decided to slash her throat with a beer bottle. An intensive care nurse and paramedic were also at the restaurant at this time and assisted the girl until emergency responders arrived. She's expected to make a full recovery. Officers found him outside of the restaurant with a knife

after the attack, which is really a problem for me. Why is that? Because like, If the kid is underway and you already had a knife, why are you breaking a beer bottle and making a mess for everybody? That's a good point. That's a good point. Get the knife out.

Jesus. These people, amateur hour. It turns out that he's a bit of an artist. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about his art, Carl. So it says in this article, and I thought was interesting, that he is a musician who has songs up on Spotify.

And I went, oh, well, you just got him a lot more Spotify listeners. by writing that and so I checked out his most popular song it's called Get Lifted and I thought we could play with a bit of it here and see what we think about this It'd be so nice to see progress lead of society

finally honestly stop the greed Your fucking mask might as well be transparent like people prejudiced against a parent Transparen't by what a damn woman a man wearing you acting like you can't bear it quote Fox News like a parent Ripin the rights left and right you like to rip and tear it Sigel at least take a breath and more polluted air in

YouTube air get to realize you should be embarrassed make me pay more with the fucking terrorist The terror industry's heart fitting off me From the oxy I need it after boxing I'm watching the plot I'm full like I'm boxing through a window That's foggy while I'm hot boxing conscious But I'm waiting Don't get me copy right

My wallet out my heart's calming I'm to get to a buzzet I got to do it by crawling It's got a pretty good I'm pulling it to like make fun of it I'm like that's actually pretty good Yeah it's definitely not the worst Yeah it's definitely not the worst So I guess

Um you need to look up Nicholas San Saouchy on Spotify everybody Yeah get him some get him some listens Jesus Christ. Tell him the Creepov said you. Oh, wow. Let's book it for the Winkles room when he gets out of prison. Just might.

He's waited his criminal trial. He's being charged with child abuse in the first degree of felony with a basic sentence of 18 years and a $15,000 fine. Wow. All right. Another one of the books. Here we go. Don't forget to go vote at the creepoff.com who brought the creepoff. dot com for who brought the creepiest roommate today thank you all so much for watching and listening

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