The Creep Off - Episode 265: Dick's Bogg Bag
Episode Date: June 9, 2025In today’s episode: We kick things off by nominating the creepiest “G,” then dive into an unhinged Cop Cam video featuring a high-speed chase sparked by the world’s ugliest bag. In th...e Scum Parade, we find out why pepper-spraying neighborhood kids is a bad idea — and why you should always check the backseat before lighting a car on fire. You never know who might be bound and gagged inside.Vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com!Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Florida woman, 81, arrested after allegedly pepper-spraying kids over bubblesKOP man sentenced for hidden camera, sex acts in apartment – NBC10 PhiladelphiaTeens set business owner's car on fire with him inside: CopsLesbian couple 'beat one woman's 5-year-old son with a HAMMER, duct-taped his eyes and kicked him in the groin until he bled and suffered two strokes'Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation
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If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?
See, that's how you do a disclaimer.
You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page.
Your bad to see is not suitable for kids.
You're not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation.
Horror shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive.
and I'm not backing down.
Cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
CREPOS. Welcome to our favorite month of the year. It is Pride Month here on The Creep Off and we're celebrating, right, Carl?
We are. We're celebrating by muting the Just Do It by DJ Dabbles halfway through it.
So that was totally my fault. Yeah, totally on me, guys. It's all good, Vinnie. Good to see you, buddy.
I hope you enjoyed the start of the song. I'm glad to see you too, Carl. I saw you yesterday. I went to a wonderful performance by the isotopes.
You did. You came out to the Isotope show that we did. You and your lovely wife. Thank you guys for being there.
Oh, it's always a pleasure. I like it when you do those Sunday afternoon shows. It's a nice, relaxing, fun day.
Well, I actually, since you brought that up, I record jokes for all of our Ice Step shows with my buddy Kevin, who used to be my co-host at WATP. He's the Isotopes announcer. And the way that we run our shows is we're an instrumental band. None of us talk on stage. We play a song. Then we have an announcement come on. Then we play another song and just continues on like that. And there were a few jokes I was pretty proud of, Vinny.
so I thought I would bring them to the creep off
really yeah
you situated over there you are you all right
I don't know they're telling me that the layout
layout is wrong on uh
yeah I don't know what's going on looks good on my end
yeah it looks fine on my end too so we did we were small
when we started yeah
oh no should I pull up my phone and see what we look like I'm doing it
you just tell your story okay all right thank you
uh so here are some of the jokes
I was proud of, I thought that the creepoff audience.
They decided to try to escape.
Yep, go ahead.
I thought the creepoff audience might enjoy.
The Diddy Trial is apparently
going to drag into August.
But still, it's not dragging
as much as Cassie being brought
back to the hotel room.
And now,
more isotopes.
That one got more of a groan than a laugh, but I actually
like groans better.
There's this one.
P. Diddy is really an
innovator. He combines some
something we all love, sex, with something we all hate, traffic.
And now, more isotopes.
I like the last one.
That one got a good reaction.
This one is my favorite, because it's so ridiculous.
Yay, the hip-hop artist formerly known as Kanye West, has announced he's no longer anti-Semitic.
In fact, he even changed the name of his song, Heil Hitler, to Hamas be tripping.
I don't know.
I heard that one.
That one made me laugh.
It's the whitest hip-hop song title possible.
All right, here's a bonus one for you.
Okay.
Kevin took a shot at this impression.
It was revealed in the Pee-Wee Herman documentary
that Paul Rubens lost his spot on S&L to Gilbert Godfrey,
which means in an alternate universe,
there are insurance commercials that end with
Affleck.
Not great
Not great
That is best
Kevin
No more voices
And you know
I like how Mike Grisham
Just pointed this out
Tom Myers delivery
On Kevin
Yes it's the announcer voice
It's very much a
What the fuck is happening
What is happening
It's very much a Don Pardo
From the old S&L days
What is happening
on our with stream yard right now
well while you figure that out let me explain to the fine people
how this show works
we have a competition
this is a true crime competition
each week viny and I will bring
who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category
today it's a member of the LGBTQIA
plus group since we're celebrating pride month
and we try to find the creepiest person
we present our case to you find listeners
and viewers and then after you hear both cases
you go to the creepoff.com you vote for who brought the bigger creep
that week. We then come back
the next week and tally up the votes
with our results girl who will be joining us in just
a moment and we decide
who gets a point for that week.
Once somebody gets to five points, the round is
over and the loser has to spin the dreaded
wheel of consequences.
I think that was an adequate job of describing
everything, but here to tell us who won
last week's competition
is our results girl. Now for those of you are watching
live on YouTube, Streamyard
is acting a little nutty right now.
So I'm going to bring in Danny
I hope everything goes okay
See what happens
Okay
No that's not right
That's not right
That's not right
I'll take that
Hi Danny
Hey Danny
Oh my god
Oh no that's a baby
I thought that was a third boob
For a second there
Wishful thinking
She's just acting crazy right now
So let's hope she's chill
All right
So can you
She seems to like to be on the show
Just calm down now
you don't want a little girl who seeks attention no it's not a good sign you definitely don't want
that around all right danny well we won't hold you up too long do you have the results from last
week's creep off and what was the category i do the category of creepiest was creepiest roommate
that's right we had some creepy roommates yeah oh my gosh so many stories i've heard of creepy
roommates um 54% of the vote goes to viny and big lurch this
i love it i want to let you know the win you got to give it up to the creepos so someone
please comp on you know somebody i love it um danny i wanted to uh let you know i got some emails
this week about you and uh i got three emails about you this week
And I don't mean to put you on the spot while you're holding your baby.
But here's what people said.
They wanted to congratulate you on the weight loss.
They said congratulations.
And they said cow bikini soon, question mark.
Yes.
After having a baby, you know, I was little, like I felt like it might take me a little to get to a decent where I can actually look good in it.
But I think it's about time.
It's been, what, over a year now since I've been on a year.
the show yeah and the cow bikini was purchased right we'll get you we make sure you have a
cow bikini if you need a a slightly bigger cow bikini um get you whatever you need i got to try it on
we'll see because like the the cups or not i guess not cups the top is like this big yeah that's
okay it's like a little square no that's right it seems right i like how minnie turned this discussion
of i got these emails i mean i don't even know if i should be mentioning them but since they
came in we should address it there was like three of them i thought like it was important well done
i'm a sneaky boy uh daddy we look forward to uh listen before we say goodbye note on those
maybe don't have the baby in them yeah definitely because the only people who want to see a woman
dressed up like a cow holding a baby are not the kind of people we want on the creep off patreon page
No. They're there. We just don't want them there. We're not trying to encourage that behavior.
Actually, we're trying to do. What we're going to do is put up a fake picture like that and see which ones of them like it.
Yeah. So we could get rid of them. So we could double what they, we charge them. Yeah.
That's smart. Smart, definitely. She's getting, sorry.
All right. Bye, Danny. Thank you.
The lovely Danny results girl. You know, we talked a lot at the beginning of the show about technical problems.
We talked about how this show runs and operates.
We brought Danny on.
What we didn't mention is that along with Pride Month,
it's also Super Chat Monday,
holiday that we celebrate here and take it very seriously on this show.
Joseph Collins does as well.
Five bucks.
Happy Super Chat Monday fellow Creepos.
Happy Super Chat Monday to you, Joseph Collins.
What are you doing to celebrate?
Oh, that's right.
Giving us Super Chats.
Why is this doing this?
This is crazy.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with stream.
This is wild.
Did you check to see that we look okay on...
Yes, we did.
We went back to normal, but this is crazy.
Hey, Mr. Beef Drippings.
Speaking of Pride Month, I watched the clip of Opie you put up.
He's got some rocking boobs, but I don't think he likes me anymore.
Hey, did you skip that first one by any chance?
The Super Sticker from Saudi Homer.
Yeah.
Thank you very much, Saudi Homer, for the 25, whatever those things are.
Hold on a second.
Much appreciated.
This is insanity.
Okay, Nancramp, thanks to the 1399 Canadian, LGBTQ, excited why YouTube is letting me super chat from Italy.
Oh, I have fun in Italy there, Nancram, and thank you very much.
The K will not be added to the alphabet letter people.
There's no V in it.
It's all I know.
This is making me crazy.
Guys, stop super chatting us.
No.
Vinnie's having a lot of problems, and it's bothering them.
that it's all fucking up our show.
Dude, every time I try to go post something, this is wild.
This is weird.
This has never happened ever.
I'm sure you've said that before.
What the fuck?
Anything I touch, it's going crazy.
Okay, we're a boat, plus, we are going to bust through these.
Sleepy K, two bucks says, for the T, it should be a Lisa Boswell Memorial.
Yes, you're right.
Dame Taff, thanks for the Dow 99 Super Sticker.
It's like every other one.
Look at this.
You ready?
Rocco or B, thanks for the two bucks.
Dan,
Dan, careful.
Opie is getting bigger boobs than you.
Danny.
Danny, careful.
Well, it's going to be tough.
Danny's got a pretty good lead.
Yeah, she does.
But, you know, Opie's got nothing but time.
Vinnie.
You want to start out since you won this past week?
Oh, you want to change the scoreboard too?
Oh, I certainly do.
Is it tied up two to two now?
It is two to two.
All right.
I brought it today, though.
I'm not worried about it.
it. I got you today.
You think so? Oh, yeah. How do you figure?
Well, I'll know
introduce everybody to my creep.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Patrick Carney.
Now, boy, is this a story, kids.
He is one of those great serial killer
monikers.
You know what this guy's was? What is it?
The trash bag killer.
Oh, that's a fun one.
I also like to point out how he looks like Ben Stern.
I can see that.
You must use your voice for the proper modulation while I murder you.
So Patrick Wayne Kearney was born September 24th, 1939, and in the category of creepiest gay man, he definitely fits the bill.
He was the oldest of three sons and was raised in a reasonably stable family middle class east side of L.A.
His mom was a homemaker while his father was a cop.
From a young age, it was clear there was something strange about Patrick.
At 13, his father took him up to their grandfather's farm.
and taught him out of slaughter pigs
by shooting them behind the ear with a pistol.
Carney instantly took to liking the task
and began killing pigs that weren't meant to be slaughtered all on his own.
Like they're just going, where's Patrick?
Oh, he's at the barn again.
Gunshots in the distance.
It was the blood and the organs that he liked, Carl.
Okay.
Which is weird.
When he thought no one was around, he would kill the pigs
so he could roll around in their intestines.
Oh.
Yeah, he was a small strength.
kid. He was the target
of bullying at school.
The bullying left a lasting impact on his
personality. In his teens, he was very withdrawn,
and he harbored fantasies about killing his
personal enemies.
Don't we all? Well,
do yours usually end
like an explosion, I would wager.
I've told you this before, but
I used to play football
with the fellow
boys in the hood.
Inevitably, someone would land in
dog shit, and then that person would get
the ball on the next play because no one wants to tackle the guy who's got dog shit on
them sure this guy feel like as far as bullies go rolling around in pig organs is going to get
them to not lay a hand on you right well they're still gonna point and laugh okay fair enough
and that's the worst kind of bullying really that's the stuff psychological bullying is the
worst kind now here's the thing though he really was into like rolling around in the intestines
and stuff like that yeah um all of his fantasies evolved around
dominating his bullies
and then skinning them alive
so not great
skinned alive does not last very long
I bet you could imagine
puberty wasn't great for him either
how do you figure?
Well he just was
fucking all the animals he could find
oh he was yeah
is that true?
Yeah
he was fucking animals too
is that what you think gay is
no
Vinny we're supposed to bring someone
who's gay on the show today
you're bringing a pig fucker
Well, let's, I'll go further.
He joined the Air Force out of high school.
And while he was in the Air Force, he met a guy named Bill.
So not the Navy.
I thought we were doing gay today.
This is my man.
He's a one in a million.
He's a one in a million gay.
All right.
He met a guy named David Hill.
And Hill was married.
He and Kearney began a love affair.
And they were both thrown out of the military and they moved to California together.
Is that better?
That was frowned upon in those days.
Yeah.
He stole some lady's husband.
They began to argue frequently when they moved in together, though,
and eventually he left and went back to his wife.
He began cruising bars in Southern California and Mexico down in San Diego way.
Now, he really wasn't just looking for casual sex with other dudes.
He was looking for something a little bit darker.
So he starts working on his game, which is pretty gay and weird and quiet,
the way people described him.
But he did pretty well down in Mexico.
and he used to speak Spanish when he would go down there
and like he knew how to talk to the guys in Spanish.
He had American dollars.
He'd say things like El Porco, U.O.
Sure.
And, you know, Flash of 20.
Slang, but they understood.
Sure, sure.
So he's down there and he picks up a hitchhiker, right?
And he just decides, you know what, let's go pull off over here.
And he had his pistol in the back of the car behind the passenger seat.
and he just made like he made with the pigs he just shot the guy in the fucking back of the head real fast
in his car in his own fucking car that's messy it's dumb it's not smart no but what he ended up doing
after that is really the problem i mean a murder is a murder that's terrible but then when you
have sex with the corpse it's not great yeah it's not great and then when you like it so much
you're like fuck i got to do this all the time that's an even bigger problem
Yeah, because the body's going to, like, rot after a little while.
You're going to probably want to find a different one.
Yeah.
So he was, like, you know, having a gay old time with this corpse.
And he's like, well, fuck.
I hate for this to end.
So he throws the body in a fucking ravine and leaves Mexico, goes back to California and moves to Redondo Beach near Los Angeles.
He got over the border with his blood-soaked car.
He sure did.
Back, dude, this is, we're talking 60s.
I know, but still, that's crazy.
Kearney's, dude, millions of people got over the border.
with worse.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, a blood-soaked car doesn't even get you stopped two years ago.
Yeah, okay.
He just got right over the border.
Kearney's odd tendencies went largely undetected.
A local grocery store owner named Jerry Stevens did, however, note that Carney
frequently purchased butcher knives after examining them and inquiring about the quality
of the steel.
Going to hold up?
He was also described as a loner with an eerie sense of quiet about him.
He worked at Hughes Aircraft, and he was a model worker.
Now, Hill leaves his wife again and moves back in with Kearney.
Oh, weird.
By this point, he's murdered probably seven or eight dudes just in same M.O.
Okay.
Picks him up at a gay bar, picks him somewhere, gets him in his own car, and shoots them in the back of the fucking head, fucks the corpse.
And then what he started doing is, like, dismembering them and, like, putting him in garbage bags and just throwing the garbage bags wherever.
That's how he got the nickname the trash bag killer.
Right?
but dead gay guy fucker would have been a better nickname but all right dude it was a little more
it was a little creepier than you would think because what he would do was once he would kill
them he would purposely try to find dudes when he was going out to the bars that look like people
who used to fuck with him in high school okay and uh you would think this is where he would torture
people you know like this is where we hear these stories all the time or he'd skin him alive
and fucking do whatever no what he would do is he would do is he would do is he would do
would shoot him quick
fuck them
right fuck the shit out of him
yeah yeah do whatever he's gonna do
the shit actually comes out when you shoot him but god
yeah it's a really messy job yeah
really into it this little fucking dirty mud shark
and then he would put the bodies up he would like
sit him up and then he'd just go to town
and just start beating up their bodies
really because after after i uh finish that act
i'm not really angry anymore he was still mad
like rocky in the cooler
which is fucking pounded dead meat
which is fucking crazy
then he would chop him up
now interesting fact
about you brought up how he would do this in a car
he came up with a system on how to do it
now he would shoot the victim in the head
with his right hand
with the gun he kept behind the passenger seat
he would leave the body sitting upright in the seat
to look like a passenger
Kearney drove to it would drive to a secluded spot
make love to the anus and mouse of corpses
cut them up into pieces with
hack saw back in the garbage bags dumped around wherever he could sometimes he would take them out
to the desert and leave them there for the birds to eat how many air freshers did he have in that car
i hope a couple he would put like plastic down under the passenger seats so he would make it look like
the car had just been cleaned or something okay and the guys would just think oh a lot of coming here
we can't come all over the place in here can't we pow it's his last thought so uh let's talk
about the real weirdo stuff like I said he beat up the bodies he started not just picking them up
Carl yeah he would just start following people home sometimes okay and uh one the first time
he did this he couldn't resist the opportunity he saw a guy he liked and he followed him slowly in
his car the guy went to his house he snuck into the man's room and shot him between the eyes while
he was laying in his bed he then dragged his body to the bathroom fucked the
butt, then dismembered it
with a knife inside of
the tub. See, I would
think you'd have sex in the bedroom and then when you're done
drag it to the bathroom. But he's having sex
in the bathroom? Yeah, yeah.
Drew, dude, this is the craziest
part of this. He shoots
him in the bed. In a bathroom before, it's very
uncomfortable.
A lot of work.
Can't say that I have
Carl. Oh, I haven't either. I just, I don't know.
Anyway, moving on.
But, dude, think about the work
involved here. And I'm going to tell you this. This is how
insane this guy is. Shutes him
the guy in the head, drags
him into the
bathroom. So now there's blood
from the bed all the way to the bathroom. Sure.
Fucks them. So now there's
shit and blood everywhere.
Gets him in the tub and
dismembers him with a knife.
Cuts off all of his parts. His head is
all of his shit. That's a lot of work. Right?
Then he pulls, he uses
his knife to get the bullet from his
gun out of the guy's skull.
then he goes out and digs a hole in the guy's backyard
and buried the dismembered pieces in the backyard
and left
That's not a that's more than one day
Do you know how much fucking evidence there is?
That's more than one day's worth of work
Unless he's got a team on it
He's fucking insane
I'm not done with the weird stuff though
Okay I told you he was looking for like young men and stuff
Sure
Sometimes he get a little younger than that
are you going to say how young vennie how young are we talking about viny five oh that's very young
yeah sees a little kid out on his bike uh named ronaldine smith kid disappears
got in the back of the head used as a fleshlight oh boy body left in the middle of the
Riverside County Park.
Then in 1974
there's a kid named Merle Chance
who was eight
and he was out riding his bike
near where Kearney worked
and again
this time he took him,
suffocated him, didn't shoot him,
which is weird for this guy,
took him back to his house.
Bill, I'm sorry, the boyfriend
was back at his house
for a little while. He had the
eight-year-old's body in the garage
in his car he fucked it multiple times and then the next day got rid of it that's even harder than
hiding CP from your wife having a dead eight-year-old in your garage i wouldn't know you know
on either um this is all happening in southern california you said um was there police back then
what are we talking about it's the wild west days what's going on how is no one catching him
Four years.
We're talking like a decade, at least.
This guy's doing this all the time.
Wow.
He did try to victim blame once, though, which is fine.
After he did get caught, there was this one kid named Michael Craig McGee, who was 13.
The records confirmed that McGee had a lengthy history of juvenile delinquency,
and Kearney claimed that to have picked up McGee, who was hitchhiking from Englewood Avenue.
According to the police, Kearney had befriended the boy, invited him to go on a camping trip, Carl.
Nice.
Yeah.
That would be fun.
Up to Lake Ellis Manor over the course of a weekend.
Kearney claimed to have perceived McGee as a potential threat and decided just to shoot this kid.
Oh, you didn't even want to fuck him?
No, I'm sure he fucked him.
Oh, okay.
But he said that the kid was talking about all of his, like, was bragging about all the petty crimes and stuff he got into and asked him if he had a security system.
Oh, wow.
And he was like, oh, I can't have that.
Yeah.
So he was like victim blaming.
baby you're dead
I'm a play me all on you
you got rape
and you should have been more careful
It's the way she goes.
Now, you've got to be wondering to yourself, Carl, how did they catch this guy?
I was actually wondering, how much longer is his presentation going to go on?
Well, I'm going to tell you how they caught him, Carl.
He crossed the line when he killed a 17-year-old kid named John LeMay.
A kid came over because he knew the old roommate, David Hill,
who had given this kid the address, probably because they were both deviants and were trying to fly.
fuck the child.
Okay. So this 17-year-old came over to the house looking for David, who wasn't home.
And he's like, yeah, come on in.
Shoots him, rapes him, cuts him up in his own bathroom.
He's got a system down, puts him in the garbage bags, ties it up with tape, fucking
throws it out.
They find the body, they identify the body.
The cops start talking to friends of Mr. LeMay.
And they go, oh, he was going to meet a guy named Dave Hill.
And they went to the house.
And they start looking around and they realize that they have the same shitty, ugly green carpet that they're finding fibers in on all the tape on the bags.
So then they're just like, okay, we got to take a look at this.
And one of the cops, and they weren't looking shaved a little bit of the carpet off, they tested it.
They issue an arrest warrant.
Ready for this?
For Patrick and David.
Oh.
Because they think David's fucking involved.
Well, I would assume that as well.
Well, David turns himself in and they realize he has nothing to do with it.
It seems like he's doing the work of two guys.
I would agree with that.
It's a lot of work what he's doing.
Sure, sure.
But Patrick did it all on his fucking own.
Weird fact, once they got him in custody,
they did a psychiatrist, did a bunch of testing on him.
They determined 180 IQ.
Oh, I was going to say the fact that he was getting away with it for so long,
that's impressive.
Yeah, so that's what they said, too.
The reason this guy got away with it is he was just smart.
One of the other things he was doing, which is fucked up,
whenever he killed somebody at his own house,
which he did quite frequently when David was out somewhere else,
he would not only dismember them,
he'd wash the body parts before he put them in the garbage bags
so there wouldn't be physical evidence on them.
Yeah.
But then he didn't do it on the tape that he fucking attached to the bags.
Yeah, that's dumb.
So in order to not get the death penalty,
he confessed to 35 murders and pled guilty.
Wow.
He's still rotting in jail.
he's like 90-something years old.
That is my creep today, ladies and gentlemen, Patrick Kearney.
All right.
Great presentation.
The creepiest gay dude.
So Vinny, you obviously brought in a guy who's got a moniker.
My guy has a moniker, too.
His name is Stephen John Port, aka the Grindr Killer.
Ew.
That's right.
The Grindr Killer.
What better guy to celebrate.
I mean present during Pride Month.
He came out as gay in his mid-20s.
He didn't move out of his house until he was in his early 30s.
So this guy's kind of a loser
Hasn't gotten life figured out
Can't figure what to do with himself
He gets on to all these apps and social media
And just starts creating tons of sock accounts
He's all these different characters
On all these different sites
He's like the stuttering John of the LGBTQIA
Plus world
So he's just trying everything
He's just trying everything
He starts doing a little sex work as an escort
You know if you want to pull up
You have the photo of him
That I gave you
It would be a nice visual
Yeah there is
There's the handsome gentleman right there.
Jesus Christ, he's a pinhead.
Holy fuck.
He was an escort.
This is Tom.
This is Tom Myers' like inbred cousin.
Yeah.
Look at that hair line.
I see that.
Look at those cross-eyed.
What the fuck?
People were paying him for sex?
Apparently.
Apparently.
I know.
Dick is dick, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know why these guys do it.
It's not my thing.
What the fuck?
A search on his computer, Vinny,
discovered what kind of porn he was into.
He was really into a category.
I don't know if you ever go to this category
when you peruse these sites.
Drug rape porn.
He'd search for things like unconscious boys
and drugged and raped.
So we started meeting guys on Grindr
on these various apps and sites
and he's having them over
and he's really into GHB.
He loves giving the guys GHB.
There's eight survivors who all have the same Bill Cosby story of waking up, coming to, as they're being essayed by this guy.
Yeah, that's probably not as funny as getting raped by Bill Cosby.
It's definitely not as funny.
Or is charming, you know?
This guy's not witty at all.
So it doesn't even try for the quip when the guys come to.
But anyway, so he's having these gay guys over who want to have sex, but he actually enjoys knocking them out first with drugs.
Sometimes he shoots them up with a syringe.
sometimes he puts it in drinks
and in June of 2014
he might have gone overboard a little bit
so Anthony Walgate was found dead on the sidewalk
and an anonymous person called it into the police
and the anonymous person was our boy Stephen Port here
so police ended up questioning him about it
and unfortunately he told a couple of different stories
because he did say yeah you know I went out with this guy last night
but, you know, he laughed.
We did have sex, but, you know, he laughed and I don't know what happened to him.
And if you find any of my semen inside of him, it's because I tripped over him when I found him on the sidewalk.
Well, because he had different stories when they ask him different questions, he was convicted or he was arrested for perverting the course of justice.
Okay.
So obstruction of justice, pretty much, yep.
And so he was released on bail and electronically tagged.
Two months later, another young man, 22-year-old, Gabriel.
Gabriel Kovari was found dead just 500 feet from where Anthony was found.
He was propped up against the gate of a church.
They got to fill these cracks at his sidewalk on the street.
Yes.
He died of an overdose, another overdose victim.
And the death was ruled non-suspicious.
Police didn't even look into it.
There's like, these gay guys, they keep ODN on GHB.
He had passed it on the sidewalk.
Three weeks later, the same guy who discovered Gabriel,
he's out walking his dog he discovers 21 year old
Daniel Whitworth in the exact same location and position
this one Vinny had a suicide note
this is great the suicide note
confesses to killing Gabriel
and he added this sentence on there by the way
please do not blame the guy I was with last night
we only had sex that I left he knows nothing of what I have done
I'm surprised he didn't write also he had a huge
huge hog and was probably the best lover
I've ever had.
He was tender and handsome.
He doesn't have a pinhead at all.
He's everything you would want of a gay lover.
So the cause of this guy's death was a mixture of GHB
and sleeping pills.
And the police labeled this death as non-suspicious.
The third one in a row.
He left a note.
There's a note going, by the way, don't even blame the guy I was with last night.
Dude, they are so right.
Cops are so skeved out by gay guys.
they do not care.
They don't care.
They could care less.
They're really just like, well, that's the lifestyle.
That's what's going to happen to you.
Wow.
So finally, he was sentenced for perverting the course of justice, like I was talking about.
He did go to jail for that.
Right.
Two months after he gets out, he didn't serve the whole eight months.
Two months after he gets out, the body of 25-year-old Jack Taylor was found in the same
churchyard, and police labeled the death non-suspicious.
This time, the family got involved because they're like, not suspicious.
Our son's dad of the churchyard?
like three other guys?
A little bit of suspicion here?
So they go to the cops and the cops are like,
well, yeah, I mean, we have CCTV footage if you want to look at that.
Like, yeah, can we look at that?
So they see the Jack Tower was walking with Stephen Port the night before he was found there.
So they arrest Stephen Port.
The case was handed over to the Metropolitan Police's main homicide and major crime division.
So they got out of these local yokels hands and said,
okay, let's get the real guys on this.
These guys quickly found DNA on all four of the victims that was all belonged to this guy.
I would love to be like this professional cop who walks into this cop full, this room full of these numb nuts, town cops.
And he's like, did you miss this pool of cum all over the front of this man shirts?
How did you miss?
He choked to death on semen.
You didn't even, you thought it was non-suspicious?
It is coming out of his ears, sir.
The Bukaki Bandit, it's added again.
So not only that, but many of they also did a handwriting analysis,
and they found that, yeah, the note that Daniel Whitworth, his suicide note,
did not match his handwriting at all, not even close.
No one thought to look at that or anything, okay.
Well, he wrote it when he was sad.
So why don't you show the victims?
I gave you that as a while.
We stopped looking at that guy.
These are all the nice young lads who were.
This one looks like a hairy pot.
Otter villain.
Yeah.
It's great Britain.
These are the ones who were all overdosed and left for dead, or left dead, I should say, dragged
out from the house into the nearby church.
So after four days of questioning, he was charged with four counts of murder.
And that's when the survivors started coming out and it ended up with 29 total charges.
Because obviously for a lot of the time, he wasn't killing them.
He was just giving them enough to get them to pass out.
Right.
So he was just raping dudes.
Yes.
And then he accidentally.
fucking drug these guys too much. Yeah, then he started having
a little bit too much fun with
getting these guys
fucked up. So he wasn't like, you know, shooting
them in the head and then having sex with their corpses
or anything, right? No, why would you think that?
That's not what I said to know. So he was given
a whole life sentence
and
died in prison
not too long ago. That is my
creep for creepiest
Pride Month creep. Stephen
Port the Grindriller. Vote for
Carl at the creepoff.com. I can't get over
this fucking picture.
Look at this
fucking guy.
Like his eyes follow you
like a haunted painting.
Well, his one eye does.
No more.
Let's see what's going on
with our super chats.
Shall we, Carl?
We got a couple here.
You scrolled past.
I don't know why you always do that.
Well, I was just looking to see how many we had here.
Oh, man.
25 Saudi Rials.
I think I saw Vince McMahon
riding a camel outside my window yesterday
love you guys oh please keep us up
today and everything's going on with mr. McMahon over in
Saudi Arabia dude the rumors are it's
legitimately like he already owns
like 800 million shares of stock of
WWE that he still has
control over he's going to buy
it back with the fucking royal family's
money it's going to be great and he's going to fucking have
triple h on a pole
okay mr.
beef dripping stakes for the two bucks the dude that
boofed a corpse on the L counts
there's a metal band named effen corpses or death metal
did you know that Carl
I did not I'm not familiar with that group
okay are you ready to do some cop cam
I think we got one more
sure is Joseph Collins
wow vote for car
that's right Joseph Collins
I brought it today baby
vote for Carl
you want to look at a cop cam video with me buddy
I always want to look at
Let's do it
Let's do it
I can't wait to see
Cause Cockcam
Fight with the cops for no reason
Will you please show me
Cause Cockham
Lose all your rights
Ruin your life
This one comes in from Matthew Montgomery
Thank you Matthew for sending this one in
Thanks Matthew
It starts off
There's a Dick's Sporting Good store
and there's a woman who grabbed some bags
through some other shit in the bags
and then ran out
and the woman in charge of security
ran out after her
talked to her a little bit
the woman's like fuck you bitch got in her car drove away
but the woman at Dix got the license plate number
so they call the cops right
and the cops arrive to talk
about this retail theft to my clip one
let's see if this works had a lady walk out
with two of our bog bags
with products stuck into on here's my video of her yeah she put him in an audience you can see her
putting him in the trunk of her car i just saw you walk out of my store with two bog bags filled with
stuff can you get me at least a price on the bags okay so they determine it's like a couple hundred
dollars worth of merchandise fucking let her take them well what the fuck wants something called a bog
bag i was not familiar can i get a bog bag please and dicks my dick bought my dick's bog
bag
sounds like a disease
because they have
the vehicle right there
they can see that it's a silver
Honda Civic they have the
license plate number
very quickly they spot
her and another
police officer who's out of the streets
going to pull her over
because of the stuffed
I don't think she's going to
stop headquarters
we're westbound
I think they just got it
today
awesome
good that makes me so happy
I love that
I just like
makes me exciting
she's running
she's running
nice love that
even better
I have a buddy
who works for security
for Wegmans
the local grocery store here
and he tells me stories
man it's unbelievable
these people
will like risk their lives
trying to drive away
with
$400 worth of
produce
it's crazy what these people do
Carl, how can we've never had an anonymous security person on the creep off?
Oh, maybe we should.
He actually has some really good stories.
I would be very into having that conversation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll talk you about it.
Okay, okay.
He plays drums in Buzzmeyer, so there goes being anonymous.
So you saw that she's decided...
You just told everybody where he works.
I know.
There's a lot of Wegmans.
So there's...
She decides that she does not want to pull over for this.
And this is when the high-speed pursuers...
The pursuit starts.
Yeah, she's not pulling over.
We're coming up to 75 now.
Shooter!
Contact OSB.
What I'm in the middle direction of going north on 75.
I asked for assistance.
Stuck behind this 18-wheeler.
She finally gets past it.
I'll be with him and I'll be calling the pursuit.
Can you get us on pursuit channel?
Oh, she's trying to go.
she's going.
Spears are 101 5 still middle lane.
Okay.
So she's hauling ass.
She's getting out of the jurisdiction of this police officer, right?
And she's doing some maneuvering here.
It's pretty dangerous if you look at my next clip.
Okay.
So now there's a third officer chasing her.
Right now she's passing on the berm.
Back on the left.
Oh, she's going all over the place.
Yeah.
She's taking the shoulder.
Jumping in here with you soon, 868.
She's flying.
We just passed the 173 northbound,
passed on the bird in.
Traffic's going on an excellent job of yielding to be moving,
so pretty much in place.
dear god so she's going in and out off the shoulder in and out of traffic and this cop's doing a good job sticking with her
he's he's not he ain't scared he's gonna stick with it um my next clip she's going even faster
dude your clip is titled a hundred and seven miles per hour correct holy fuck
and a honda no it's a good advertising for hondas
She's going to have legal
going to go right.
And she's on the road.
Now that chipper should have caught you by now.
There's another one coming by me now.
For bog bags?
I don't have any other lights behind me.
I got that deputy back there, but he's not in it.
What's funny is this cop is getting no help.
He's the only one chasing this woman.
And you even see a cop car in the median as they're driving by.
and he's just like, yeah, he didn't,
he's like, well, that trooper probably helping out.
I was like, no, he's not, he didn't even come.
It's just me driving here.
So someone decides to lay down spike strips,
which this boggles my mind,
because how would you know
that you're going to get the right person
in my next clip here?
Okay.
That's a good point.
Whoever tried that.
Four other cars did.
Yeah, right.
And now they're all flipping over each car around it.
So I thought that was interesting.
This is pathetic.
She goes to a roundabout, and there's an unmarked vehicle who has an opportunity to cut her off and stop her and watch this attempt.
Okay, the troopers look like they fell out of this.
I might have Cartersburg Township jumping in here with me.
We're through the roundabouts.
$199 here.
Hold on you.
Back to the west on Roketan Road.
Okay, that cop knew it was over bog bags.
She's like, fuck that.
I'm not messing up my suburban.
Yeah, the cop just radioed bag.
He's like, yeah, I think that cop just tried to ram her him, but totally missed.
Like, that was not even a good attempt to ram that car at all.
You actually just got the other cop.
away for a second but it's ridiculous it actually slowed the other cop down yes but you know who is good
at this are civilians as she'll see in my next clip this is crazy nice love it trying to communicate with
whoever's behind me to take this lead yeah love it trying to play police and not let them
Oh, shit.
Holy shit, that guy went for it.
4-9-1-1-rand.
Get him a badge.
Deputize that motherfucker.
That was impressive.
I get the fuck out of the way
when I see a speeding car coming out,
but you don't know what's going on with that person.
So here's what sucks about that.
I'm going to call this right now, and I don't know.
But I'm going to guess the insurance company is going to say what happened.
Oh, yeah.
It's not a, it's not something they want to insure.
Oh, they're not going to.
cover you. Oh, you were playing vigilante. Yeah, I was
going to be a superhero. So anyway, you're going to cover the damages, right? No, we're
sorry, Batman. We're not. Next time you're at the Batmobile,
which we don't ensure.
So that was an interesting attempt, though, by that
person to slow them down. You can hear the cop talking about, hey, can someone else
take the lead? He's out of his jurisdiction now. This person is
driven through three jurisdictions. So they're like, can someone else
please take over for this? I finally get some support in my clip number
nine. Oh, do they send
it a helicopter that just flies by
and they wave? Because no one
has helped this guy so far.
I'm starting line
now. I let June Perrysburg guys take this
in case something happens right.
You can fall out. First go northbound, traffic's
light.
Speed from 150.
115
is what she's up to now.
I got to find out what the fuck a bog bag is.
Yeah, we got to look that up because that's
not something I've tried a hundred fifty miles from. We're looking to
up right now.
Ew.
All right.
That makes sense.
Ew.
Dolphins teal.
It's a $90 bag at Dix.
Yeah.
She got two of them.
$180 worth of...
Okay, first of all, it's a rubber fucking bag.
Garbage.
It's like the crocks of bags.
Look at this shit.
I don't care for them.
Great.
All right.
So what we're going to see now,
now is what is called a pit maneuver, a precision immobilization technique.
So they're going to change your tires?
It's a pit stop.
Oh, okay.
Topper off.
Now we're going to be westbound on 25.
Boom.
They just took a pit, put on it on it.
Got her.
I hope they put more holes in her than her the side of that bag.
Shooter
Cross fire, crossfire, crossfire, cross fire with this gun out.
Meanwhile, there's cops running to the back of the car with their guns.
I was like, holy shit, we're all going to kill each other.
Hold on, Clay Dabbler.
He's like, but the bag was full of stuff.
Yeah, there was stuff in the bag.
Stanley Cops?
Probably actually.
I think they actually is Stanley Cops when they do show it.
Oh, I bet.
Okay.
All right, so this is great.
So now we find it to meet.
this uh this theft this thief okay that's that Mario Edge ready
Stealing from dicks.
What did I do?
What did I do?
I don't need to steal no dicks.
You ran a red light.
There was that speeding thing that was going on.
But she is so confident that she will not get in any trouble for this.
Check out what she says in this next clip.
Oh, God.
You got a big reward, huh?
You get a felony.
You can go to prison now for stealing some clothes.
Guess what?
Slap on her wrist.
All the truck stops.
First time.
Offense.
Never did.
Nope.
Not Hancock County.
You're on County, honey.
You're not Lucas County anymore.
Wow.
So she's so coppies.
She's going to get a slap on the wrist.
She's like, I've never gotten busted in this county before us.
It'll be fine.
They won't care.
And they're in, you're in Hancock County now.
Who knows what these cops, no.
It's out of their hands after this.
But how funny is that?
This woman just took these guys on this lawn.
pursuit high speed
chase endangering all these people's
lives she's like whatever you guys
are going to do shit I don't give a fuck
that's the attitude people have now dude
it's crazy that they have
they're like you can't do anything
that's what happens when you fucking lighten up
the laws the shit that they did the bail
reform shit in New York State
not even lightning the laws
they just don't enforce them anymore they just go
okay well you're charged with 18
things we'll take 17 of them off
and then you want to plead on this one
thing like yeah sure okay now tell everybody you feel sorry well they don't make him do that
but watch how pumped up the cop is that they got him in this next clip that's how you do it
no damage oh i pumped right now i'm so that's the guy that's the guy and lucas everywhere man
I'm on one.
So she claims that she has the best lawyer, so she's not worried about this at all.
Also, how do you feel about the cops celebrating like that after this long pursuit?
I feel like that cop is like new and he's already ruined two squad cars.
Yeah, okay.
So like he's just like, I got no chase and I didn't ruin it this time, guys.
This is kind of the guy I don't want on the police force, the guy who enjoys this kind of thing too much.
No damage pit at a boy.
I'm going to guess that that means that when you do a pit,
there's usually a lot of damage.
Well, yeah, because you're driving to the vehicle and turn it around.
All right, so she's kicking at the door while she's in the back of the cop car.
She wants to get their attention because she needs to coordinate something with her baby daddy.
She needs to let him know that she's not going to be home.
So she wants to use her phone.
Oh, I don't think they're going to do that.
Let's see.
Can we give it to her?
Enjoy the...
I had a newborn baby.
Can you call him?
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm not being, I'm being a dick, I'll give a shit.
Okay, you know, the lies you're just put in danger out there, myself, all these officers, all the citizens out there, and then, you know, you're worried about your little baby.
You're going to say to home and take care. I'm like a good mom.
I am.
Peace.
Yes.
Yes.
You got the last word.
I'm sorry, your mother-fitting up.
I love that he got the last word on that.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Can I watch you one more time?
You have this shit out of it.
of that.
Enjoy the...
I had a newborn baby.
Can you call them?
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm not being...
I am being a dick.
I'll give a shit.
Okay, you know, the lives you're just put in danger out there?
Myself, all these officers, all the citizens out there, and then are you worried about
your little baby?
You're going to say to home and take care them like a good mom.
I am.
Peace.
Later, Rachel Dolazole.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
You want to see the charges of the last clip here?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
According to court documents, she was charged with two counts of failure to comply with an order and theft.
Despite her threats of having the best lawyers, she was assigned a public defender, and her bond was set to $25,000.
Her trial date is set for August 25, 2025, which will be her first case in Hancock County.
However, a search of her case history in neighboring Toledo County revealed 17 different motor vehicle violations.
including one for having an unbuckled child in her car.
So we don't know yet.
The trial is coming up, August 25th, later in the summer.
Well, fuck her.
Find out what happens to her.
But what an attitude on her, huh?
She stinks.
I like that she thinks she's got, like, a great attorney.
No one who's stealing bog bags from dicks has a great attorney.
It's just not how that works.
My lawyer, Michael Popock, will take care of this.
No, we got a new guy now.
Taber Benedict.
Tab or Benedict.
Guys, whatever you do, don't tweet at him.
He hates that.
And don't comment on his tweets.
He doesn't like that either.
Why, you're going to taunt this guy?
Yeah, I'm going to taunt this guy.
You're going to...
He sent me a letter asking for $600,000.
How would you act?
I would act afraid.
I would act very, very afraid.
Fuck that guy.
Oh, by the way, speaking of which, on Point Damble Point today,
we have a very famous and a big get coming on right at 4 o'clock.
Joey C
Joey C is the most famous man in the dabble verse
He has over 25 million views
Of his stream over the weekend
Do you know why?
Because he was going to let someone die
Correct
Said people picked up on this
He's become a viral sensation
I'm doing a live stream right now
It's okay that your brain is falling out of your nose
You guys like I broke my neck calling him
He's like I can't do that right now
I'm doing a live stream
Hey somebody
Somebody calling ambulance for this guy
I got you buddy
We got you
Joey
I want to
be in the Joey C business. Joey C. Fest to comedy the Carlson this year. He's actually,
he does want to do his Cadillado faster. Oh, you could do it in the Rickles room. I'll be glad
to let him do that. At the same time as DabbleCon for. Well, he will be on point, Dabble Point.
We have another special guest to an attorney who's going to come out and talk to us about the
demand letter. So I'm looking forward to that. So I have seen speculation and maybe I'll get your
comment on this. Okay. That Mr. Benedict is a lawyer that, uh, we're
works through legal zoom or legal shield or something like that.
Is that accurate?
I don't know.
You think you just got connected to John randomly just because he's on his jab?
Because he's just looking for work because he's a guy who just got reinstated and nobody's
running out to hire him.
So he took cases through that company maybe.
I don't know.
Very possible.
Next question.
Clay Dabler.
Thanks for watching today.
If you ever want to come on and watch a cop cam video with us, you're more than welcome
to Clay.
Yeah, we'd love to get Clay on here.
It'd be fun.
You're more than, you're more than welcome to just come on.
He only does shows with John for some reason.
He'll never come on any of our shows.
Yeah, no John talk, just cops chasing people.
Oh, I definitely want to talk to about John.
No, let the guy have some fun.
He just wants to have a good time.
That's all you guys, all you guys want to do is talk to him about somebody else.
Yeah.
He's an artist.
It's also why we want to talk to Johnny Crutches.
We just want to talk to him about Johnny Crutches.
Come on.
Come on Johnny Crutches.
No air to talk for me.
We'll watch a cop cam video together.
You're welcome, Clay Dabbler.
Hit me up on Twitter or something.
We'll figure something out if you ever want to take me up on that.
You're more than welcome, buddy.
All right, I think it's time for some voicemails,
and our voicemails are brought to by the good folks in Syracuse.
Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.
The bare naked ladies performed here over the weekend.
Disappointed they're a band and not actual naked ladies.
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Syracuse. They look like Carl and I. That's who they look like. Buddy from Syracuse made the trip
out to the tope show. I saw Woody yesterday. I saw, there was a guy who came out to your show.
I think, oh, what was his name? Was it a Mike? I think it was Mike. I had met him before.
Wearing a tie-dye shirt that said Tukie. Tewki shirt, yeah. And he was on a first date.
That's amazing. Listen, the ice soaps are not a first date band.
No, probably not, but you are going to learn a lot about your date sets of humor when you go to take her to that show.
Certainly, certainly.
Here we go.
First voicemail.
Hey there, boys.
Podcast Profit.
Just listening to the Friday bonus episode and listening to Triple Bypass, Paul, you know, to the Bada-na-da-da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-bodd theme about,
John Connery, showing up to a slap a woman.
Made me think of, I don't know,
double O Big Mac, you know,
your music would be
Fada, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Anyways, thank you, fuck you, bye.
The joke is, you're fat.
Bye.
I get it.
Thank you, sir.
He saved it with that.
Saved it with the tag.
Okay.
Those are notes humor.
Can we discuss Friday's bonus episode for a second?
Yes, we can.
I got to see other angles of that video.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, no actual, a lot of shit.
Oh, boy.
I saw the angle that Alex had when the cops...
Can we explain what happened?
This is incredible.
You got to come up.
You got to get on our Patreon,
or become a member here on YouTube,
because Vinny, every now and again,
we'll check out some pedophile hunters.
And, of course, Alex Rosen's one of our favorites.
He got a guy.
And there's more to it than this,
but this is the simple story.
A guy comes over to a person's house
He thinks he's going to have sex
With an 11-year-old girl and her mom
But not just any kind of sex
Pea sex
They're going to pee on the bed
And then have sex
But also he's wearing a diaper
And he's already shatting it
He thinks that this
He's going to hook up with these two
People
Who are into pedophilia
Piss and shit fucking
Yep
I found this one in a million 11 year old
Who wants to
make love in the pissy bed with me.
It's crazy. And he's sitting there being interrogated through all of this while wearing a diaper
that he's shit in inside of an Airbnb where they put down a plastic tarp on the couch.
But we don't know that he's shit in the diaper until it's revealed when the police get there.
Now, again, predator poachers on locals, I'll give them the plug, obviously.
Yeah.
But when you watch the uncensored video, I had to blur out a lot of things of this kids.
this kid the cops show up and he stands up and when he turns around he had been sitting down so long
he'd been sitting in his own shit that the diaper is now sagging down his back and the shit
is smeared all the way up his back and the cops are like what the fuck and he's like
you need to change your diaper now son yes the cops like reprimanding him but i got to see
this kid stand there and he's holding his hands and he's freaking
out he's got his head in his hands
when the diaper slides down
his body and his little tiny dick is
hanging out with shit all over
his legs
oh man we blurt all that out
but wow what a fucking
pervert
off the streets thank God
yeah so become a
yeah okay I have a voicemail for us
speaking of our Patreon
hey this is a message for the creep off
signed up for the Patreon
on Love in the Bat Catalog, finalists in the Mad Docks.
That motherfucker is crazy.
Psycho. Can't wait for Part 3. Do it.
Also, want it to say, Vinnie, you were definitely right about Dr. Dr. Dr. Stampling George Clinton with NWA.
However, his album was literally called 2001.
You're right.
In 2001, but technically 2001, not 2000.
Close.
I blame it on all the weed we smoked while we listened to it.
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Speaking of Pride Month, yeah.
Dear God. I forget about that.
I wonder what Chris is up to these days.
She's out running around.
She's out running around. Yeah, we got to
she doing streams and stuff, I think.
Maybe that's what we ought to do this. Maybe we should do a special episode to catch
upon Chris Chan for Pride Month.
Okay.
Coming up, kids. We're doing that.
Sorry, Vinnie and Call.
Love you guys.
But this call, sorry, Vinnie and Call.
Love you guys, but this call actually isn't for you.
all of garden waitress you uh i notice you mentioned something about the uh thing that i called
it about anyway you should be on my show right at least a one-off thing the bigger black bread
of your cast uh message me on twitter c black bread c underscore black bread or is it just c black
oh fuck me wow okay well this is going well uh anyway yeah please get back to me
This dude, shoot his shot.
And, uh, Vinnie and Carl, I still love you guys, even though I spirked out on you.
Bye.
This dude's taking a shot.
He is.
He's shooting his shot with Olive Garden Waitress.
I wasn't going to stand in his way.
No, I do appreciate that.
I've been on, I've done other podcasts where I've made love connections, as we all know
where the cow bikini originally came from.
Captain Blackbread and Olive Garden Waitress.
Could you imagine if we hooked that?
We're the reason why those two fall in love and have a family together.
Another be endless blackbread.
Ahoy, hoi, hoi, great team who's here.
So I listened to the good episode of The Creepoff where Carl was gone.
You guys mentioned Sean Satterthwaite of Twin Falls, Idaho,
who had set up cameras to catch his wife cheating in the house.
And yada-da-da-da-da.
He, uh, I had to look up the name because I knew of Sean Sattanoit.
Turns out that guy is my old high school band teacher.
Oh, wow.
And had indeed moved to Twin Falls in the last few years.
So that was fun.
Anyway, call me back.
That's hilarious.
Wait, wrong show.
See you at school, Carl.
Fuck off.
Great Seamus.
Oh, man.
Okay.
This is an informational message, Carl.
And I have to pee like a racehorse, so I'm going to do that well this plays.
Sounds good.
Hi, Carl.
Hi, Vinny.
This is the woke bay out of Detroit.
I just want to let you guys know that back in high school,
I took a bunch of criminal justice classes before deciding fuck being a cop and doing other things.
But what I did learn about the DUI checkpoints is that those tests are actually not about failing or passing.
It's mostly just to see if you can follow instructions or if you're too wasted.
That's usually used when you decline a breathalyzer.
You can actually just go straight for the breathalyzer and try your luck on that, but people like to gamble to test a little bit.
See, in the UK, their citizens don't exactly have rights, which means the cops could just play out of your car and breathalyzer if they so feel like it.
Over here, they got to prove a little bit more
or else you can fight them in court
and you can take the cop to task.
Anyways, you guys are all right.
Love you, have flurs.
Don't come to school tomorrow.
See you in Detroit.
Bye.
See you in Detroit.
September 12th.
We'll be at the Magic Bag.
We're coming back.
Fourth year in a row, Dave Landau
is going to be on the show with us.
Go to The Magic Bag.com is where you can get tickets for that.
VIP has already sold out.
It hasn't even been a week yet.
It's already sold out.
So get your tickets for that.
My only thought on the whole field sobriety test
and I totally understand they want to see
if the person can follow instructions or not
but we watch these videos where they're way too
patiently they're obviously not following instructions
why not just shut it down right then and there
when they can't figure out how to put one foot
in front of the other and you just go okay we're giving
you a breathalyzer I'm glad you picked up on that
because that was my thoughts on it as well
it drags out too long I agree
we have rights and so they have to prove
that there's a reason to be suspicious
but every single one
I watch goes out forever
yeah like breath those fields
variety test, it shouldn't be just to find out if somebody's a bitch or not.
Right.
You need to file orders?
Yes.
She was being very cunty towards me, your honor.
They make for better videos, though.
So I am thankful that they do them.
If that's what they were, if they were just there so they can make videos into her office to watch of drunk people.
Awesome.
For sure.
Carl, guess what time it is?
I think it's time for a scum parade.
Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids.
These creeps are made
Scum parade
Vinny and Carl
gonna tell you about some fuck shit
Scum parade
Like stories of a kid
fucked by his mom or dad
soaking up the blood of a cat
Scum parade
She
It's almost the right note
A place that I
I drove through recently
Ocala Florida Carl
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Horse country.
This is Ada Anderson, everybody.
Is that one of the horses you were talking about?
Her hair looks like it came from a horse's tail.
So she's 81 years old, and she is in a bit of trouble.
You see, there was an incident with her neighbors where apparently a three-year-old
and a six-year-old were next door in their yard, and they were blowing bubbles.
No, guy.
Blowing bubbles.
Not the guy from trailer park boys.
like actually blowing bubbles.
And according to the neighbor, April Morant,
Ada came storming out of her trailer or house.
I'm assuming trailer from the looks of her.
Oh, I watched the video.
It's a house.
She's been there a very long time.
Yep.
And she was yelling and screaming,
and apparently maybe there were some racial slurs that were going on
and pulled out what appeared to be a weapon
and sprayed the children with pepper spray.
A three-year-old at a six-year-old.
Well, they were playing with bubbles while black.
So you can't B-O-B.
That's what happens to you.
BWB.
Bubbles well black.
You know what you just reminded me of about the blowing bubbles joke that you made?
Yeah.
The Amazing Jonathan is a comic that I very much enjoy.
I've got to see him a few times.
Amazing comic.
He's very funny.
And he's still alive, I believe.
Is he still alive?
I think he is still alive.
He had cancer.
And then everybody thought he was going to be dead.
Oh, yeah.
He's going to be crazy.
There's two documentaries out of it.
They're fantastic.
Anyway, the reason I brought that up is because he used to do a bit during his show
where he would bring somebody up and he was like,
hey, you ever blow Bubbles when you were a kid?
They'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah.
And then he'll go, well, good news.
Bubbles is here.
And then a guy in a clown outfit will come out and wave and then just close the door
and leave again.
And I swear to God, that's how long the clown is on the stage for two and a half seconds
in full clown makeup, the entire attire and everything like that,
just for that one gag.
And I was always impressed by that.
So I'm like, what the, who the fuck would do this?
Could dress him as a cloud every night to be on stage for two seconds.
It's very funny.
It depends on, you know.
You want to be in show business really bad.
You're like, I got another show tonight, guys.
If Amazing Jonathan didn't die in 2022, I would have recommended like Ray DeVito for that job.
He would have been good at that.
Yep.
He's got the skill set for us.
So he did die.
Yeah, 2020.
Yeah, I thought so.
Okay.
Ray would fuck it up, though.
He'd come out in a wrong outfit.
He just comes out, dressed like a sailor.
Yeah, he'd be like, I thought this would be funnier
because, you know, people wouldn't expect that.
Jonathan has to explain to him how comedy works.
He comes out as a cowboy.
Just fucking idiot.
So, yeah, you're not allowed to pepper spray
three-year-olds and six-year-old children.
No.
You're not supposed to do that.
And apparently she's been doing this for quite a while.
She's been yelling at these people.
And she insists this isn't the, the neighbor insists this
is it the first or last time
that she's had situations with her. She grabs her
boombox and starts blasting music
in the backyard. The house next door
to me was Bob. Whoa.
Yeah, it gets crazy.
Whoa. It gets crazy in Florida.
Whoa. So she has been
released on Bond and has not made any contact
but the neighbors have
started a fundraiser to help
them move. Yeah, good luck selling that house.
It's on the news. They're showing the house.
They're showing the neighbor's house. They're talking
about how horrible she has as a neighbor. They're like, yeah, we're
going to sell this house uh you might want to get off the news then cheap we'll sell it cheap
you're going to have to unfortunately oh man who knows how long this old hag is going to last
all right everybody this is ryan selony he committed many felonies oh i could do jokes we're going to
king of prussia pennsylvania uh what began as a harmless rejection carl quickly spiraled
to every woman's worst nightmare.
28-year-old Ryan Selney was not just
another neighbor. He was soft-spoken, seemed
kind of normal. He was a financial
advisor, but beneath the surface, he
harbored dark compulsions.
When a woman moved
into the apartment complex and declined his
romantic interest and cut off contact
with him, he didn't let it go.
He started plotting. He broke
into her apartment multiple times using either
a lock-picking kit or a stolen key.
He planted a hidden camera disguised
as a phone charger.
The device captured his neighbor and moments she believed were private, obviously undressing, sleeping, and such.
How does this woman not know that's not her phone charge?
Like, oh, the phone charger ferry left.
More phone charges for me.
It came at the house.
It's so stupid.
Dude, I can imagine my wife just thinking it was mine or something.
Yeah.
So.
Women are dumb.
You're right.
The camera also captured Sony entering her bedroom, performing sex acts on her bed, stealing her belongings, and leaving behind bodily fluids on her clothes.
beverages and personal items.
Yeah, this is a new one.
This guy obviously recorded all of his felonies as he was performing them
and just left the camera there for authorities to find eventually.
Yep.
The footage, all the saved and hidden files of himself doing these things, too, by the way,
was discovered after the victim spotted the suspicious charger,
plugged into her wall and called the police.
When officer sees the device, they uncovered videos,
narrated by Sony himself in one chilling clip recorded from his
own bedroom will staring out towards the victim's apartment he says tomorrow i'll get my spy cameras
i'll get some shots of you baby girl i'm so excited i can't wait this guy this has to be a first on
this show this guy confessed to the crime before even committing it what a retard he looks like
brian mcbride's cousin he looks like brian mcbride does yeah he's very tall now fun fact
Carl, they found out this guy bought
four of these devices. Yeah.
Only three were recovered. Uh-oh.
Yep. Where's that other one?
Inside his apartment police found a collection of women's underwear and
personal items, hundreds of pieces, in fact,
all sealed in Ziploc bags and stored in plastic bins.
Sounds like he's a real...
Nobody cares.
Real Lisa Boswell over here, collecting panos.
Certainly is. Certainly is.
As prosecutors laid out the case at court, it became clear this wasn't
Sowney's first defense. His record
of voyeurism, fetish theft, and deviant behavior dates back to age 13.
He don't start planting hidden cameras in women's apartments.
It's like the first thing you do.
You have to work up to that.
When he was in college at Penn West, he was reportedly known to film women without consent
and commit lewd acts around them in public spaces.
That's great.
You don't have to be known for that.
You want to get away with that.
That's what you want to do.
Well, word gets around fast.
Yeah, I would imagine.
Despite all this, when.
Seleney stood before the judge in April 2025.
His apology was called half-hearted and insincere sincere.
He even attempted to instruct his mother via prison phone calls on how to preserve his
disturbing footage online so he could retrieve it once he was released.
Hey, Mom, you're my one phone call.
All right, so I need you to do me a solid.
Can you download all those illegal videos I took so I can jerk off to them as soon as I get
out of prison?
So, Mom, I'm going to need you to get on the dark web for me.
Yes.
Who the fuck would tell their mom
To preserve their spank bank material
I need it for the lawyer
10 to 60 years in prison he got caught
How indecisive is that
10 to 6 years
Make up your mind
Is it really bad or is it really really bad
What are we doing?
Classified as a sexually violent predator
With lifetime registration
And 60 years of state monitoring at least
You know Vinny people often ask us
What it's like to be ugly
And I got to tell you
There are some perks to it
Nobody asked me that.
Oh, they don't?
There are some perks to it.
I never have to worry about hidden cameras in my bedroom.
They're not really hidden.
They're like nature trail cameras.
People want to see what you're doing.
True.
Would you let VTM fill your house with cameras?
Like just for like a...
You live such a normal life.
You're retarded?
Yeah, I'd like to see what would happen.
Who do I look like high-pitched Eric?
I'm not going to let him put cameras all around my house?
If he lost about 300 pounds, you two might look similar.
You have the same kind of beard.
What the fuck?
Now you're attacking me like this?
Who's attacking?
I was just asking.
I just said I look like high pitch Eric.
You said, what do I look like high pitch Eric?
I answered your question.
I didn't just look at you and go, you know what?
Carl looks like high pitch Eric, everybody.
Fuck you!
You brought it on yourself.
Don't get mad of me.
Fuck you, Vinny.
No, there will not be hidden cameras placed in my home.
I didn't say hidden.
Here's a fun story, everybody.
Carl, these middle-aged guys get really horny, don't they?
They really just go for these young girls.
The second they get an opportunity, caution goes to the wind, right?
Are we talking about the same story? What's going on?
We're talking about Jonah, Michael Poole, and Kylie Elisa Dakes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know about this, right?
I read about it.
Okay.
So it was just after 9 p.m. on May 24th, emergency cruise responded to a vehicle in
gulfed in flames outside of a garden business called Tropic Bay Water Gardens in
Davidsonville, Maryland. When the fire was extinguished, they first thought it was an accident,
and then they found that guy in the middle there, Edward Koza tied up with his mouth, duct tape
shut, doused in gasoline, melted plastic near the scene, suggested an accelerant
container that had been used, and they realized very quickly it wasn't an accident.
How's he doing? Is he all right? Oh, no. No, he's not good. He's not good.
You didn't survive that fire?
investigators sued zeroed in on the two unlikely suspects high school sweetheart's jona michael
paul and kiley at least dakes both were just 18 and set to graduate that week now police believe the duo
attack cosa in his shop around 5 30 p m surveillance footage and witness testimony suggested that after
beating and binding him they loaded him into his own vehicle and drove around for hours by 9 p.m
the car stopped at a gas station uh the girl went into the gas station bought
gas with two $5
bills and then they drove away
you know we should take this
car that belongs to this guy that we've kidnapped
we should probably take them to a place
that has cameras set up right
that's a good idea what the fuck are they doing
this is an amateur hour all over the place
Vinnie yeah so Carl
the story is part of the story
I read this from a couple different places
is that these two were going to rob the place
but this guy apparently had made some comments
to her of she claims a sexual nature
and they didn't like him and so they decided to rob him
well they decided to murder him yeah well
that's what they decided to do and I gotta say
dying in a car when you're tied up and the car is on fire
and there's gasoline on you I can't think of a more terrifying way to die
I that's got it's in my top three for sure snakes
I don't know man this seems worse
really you'd rather be in a car on fire
A bit by a snake
No, then having a bunch of snakes
Like all trying to bite you and shit
It'd be like like not one snake bite
Okay
Like a lot of snakes
All right
If you get it up to a baker's dozen
That I might agree with you
Oh I'm talking a couple dozen
Okay
Tell us at the chat
I love what people always do that
In their other videos
Tell us in the chat
Would you rather die for them
What would be the worst way to die for you
Or burning alive in a car
Clay Dabbler
Fire has got to be a painful way to go
Yeah I agree
brutal way to go but to me the thing that scares me is
the idea of an animal
killing you yeah like a shark attack or
alligators cried out of shit like that an animal like biting off your
arm yeah something that you've had for your whole life that you need desperately
and it's just this stupid fucking animals just like we're getting way side
trad let's get back to the story or fine
Devers Brandoza says being sat on by Vinny.
That would be a horrible way to go.
So they are in a lot of trouble those two.
They're being charged with first degree conspiracy, murder, and arson charges.
Well, before we move on, the other thing that this guy did, this 18-year-old idiot,
is he went out and bought a brand new hat the day that they did this and left it at the seat of the crime.
So there's surveillance of him buying this hat, and then they found the hat.
At the Bass Pro Shop, everybody.
At the Bass Pro Shop.
It's fucking amateur hour all over the place with these, too.
It certainly is.
This poor guy is all dead.
Probably, I don't know if he's said anything to this growing up, not if she's just making up stories.
Who knows?
These guys seem like a problem, though.
These two, uh, these couple.
Speaking of couples that are a problem.
This is Rachel Stevens and Kayla Jones.
They're a couple.
Happy Pride Month, everybody.
Happy Pride Month.
We got to end Ed Strong showing our pride.
They're from Muskogee.
Oklahoma. Go Thunder.
There are Oki's from Muskogee.
What began to say medical emergency
on December 15th
exposed one of the most appeal
appalling cases of child abuse
people who have seen. Five-year-old kid
not named was malnourished, bruised
and seizing. He was airlifted to St. John
Medical Center in Tulsa. His face
was covered in lesions. What
doctors found was that he had multiple
broken bones in various stages of healing.
Yeah, that's the problem right there.
You can't just blame it out of the accident. Oh, he falls.
fell down you know you can't just say that correct correct once they could look and see oh his
show both of his shoulders his hip and his knee are all fucking snapped one you know whatever
the kid had all sorts of problems going on and during the treatment the little kid had two
fucking strokes this is a five-year-old baby that boy's mom rachel stevens and her partner
kail jones were arrested in charge of felony child abuse and child neglect according to the affidavit the
child said Stevens had struck him on the hand with a hammer.
Was he cheating in blackjack?
Both women regularly beat him with a belt across his body.
At times he was locked in a room.
His eyes were duct taped shut.
And in one especially grotesque episode,
police told him that Jones kicked him in the groin until he bled.
You know, sometimes, especially with lesbian couples,
the excitement goes away.
You know, you have the new relationship excitement,
and then it just kind of fizzles.
You've got to find new activities to do together.
to reinvigorate the feelings for each other.
There's only 10 fingers.
Right.
I mean, you can't just find one activity for the rest of your lives.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
This wasn't a one-time incident.
The abuse had gone on for months all while the woman posted online as if they were loving parents.
At what point, they even launched a GoFundMe campaign,
falsely claiming the child was experiencing seizures from a fall
and picking at his own face to explain all the bruises and cuts from a fucking
belt buckle hitting a kid across the fucking face. You can't do that with your finger now. You fucking
pigs. Fuck you both. Meanwhile, the couple shared the home with the victim's twin brother and a
seven-year-old sister. Oh. Authorities say they found no evidence these siblings were physically
harmed. Okay. So that's why they do is. They could tell them apart. They're probably like,
I don't know which one's Billy. Give me a black eye. Okay. Then we'll be able to tell.
This whole thing makes sense to me now. It's crazy that they tortured this kid so much.
They couldn't have just got him a tattoo.
Right.
You could have just got a face tattoo.
But now, they torture this one kid so much.
The other two siblings are actually very well behaved, turns out.
Yeah, but I would be too.
They don't have to get the belt out for those two.
Just this kid.
I can't imagine this kid possibly being that bad.
And these other kids are pretty naughty.
Seems like he's pretty naughty.
Well, you can take a beat and I'll tell you that.
Women make the worst dads.
That's funny.
in the chat.
I would like to make that the name of this episode.
Women make the worst dads.
Actually, the name of this episode is
will be Dix's Bogbag.
Not bad too.
There's SEO there, Carl.
There's S.C.O.
Someone's looking for a bag.
They're like, what's the show? This is awesome. I love.
And then they're going to be like, I was looking for a stupid bag.
And I saw these two stupid assholes.
This is way more entertained.
The boy was tortured and remained hospicey's well.
until the following year, recovering for both physical and emotional issues as kids
and for a very long road to recovery.
They were both sentenced to 20 years in prison.
So that, ladies and gentlemen, was this week's creep off.
Enjoyed it.
What a show it was, huh, many?
We did a lot today.
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We have one more, I think, last one that came in here.
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