The Creep Off - Episode 266: Battered Fish

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

Join Karl & Vinnie as they continue to celebrate pride month as they nominate the Creepiest "L", watch a wild Cop Cam, take your voicemails, and dive headfirst into another absolutely insane Scum Parade! It's your weekly dose of creeps, crimes, and complete degeneracy — only on The Creep Off.Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Kentucky man who allegedly rode a mule on the roadway accused of releasing a raccoon inside barMan wearing only cape, underwear breaks into Ohio Dollar General, steals women’s clothing Teacher accused of 'upskirting' girls fled to Australia to work after being suspended - Daily StarSick soldier who tried to penetrate woman with syringe containing his semen is jailed - Daily RecordThe score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. Okay, you tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

This is very disrespectful. Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i'm your host my name is viny and joining me in studio as always looking like a bomb hit him it's hot cucka ccaro what is happening minnie paulito

you're so sweet today what are you uh what are you in israeli yes i was in telovive last night bro you uh you uh you came in here you look like you uh were the mayor and josh you're just like stop it oh you i just have a lot going on this week it's a busy week we're going to boston at the live show coming up on Saturday and there's just a lot to do there's very few tickets to this live show left right correct now uh I want to get on it I heard an ugly rumor about this live show and I'd like to clear it up with you now please is it going to be a cop cam I don't know is there going to be a cop cam I thought we're going to do uh scum parade with dick like we do on his show we could do that yeah okay so I heard there's a dirty room there's going

to be a scum parade let's do a scum parade of dick let's do that's see that's It's going to be great. Yes. Boston Scum Parade. That's going to be awesome. Boston Scum Parade All Stars coming live. Coming up live this weekend. All right. Now, Carl, everybody who's joining us today knows this is a competition.

Would you like to explain the rules? Yes, this is a true crime show, but it's the only true crime show made for men. And we do it competitively, of course. So what we do is every single week, Vinny and I bring a piece of garbage in a certain category. Today's category is the L and the LGBT. QIA plus community and we try to figure out who the creepiest L is and then you listen to our presentations you go over to the creepoff.com and vote for her you thought brought the bigger creep that week. We then tally that up at the beginning of each episode from the previous week and we

award points. Once one of us gets to five points, the round is over. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. I think you just did a great job explaining this car. I'm getting better better at it, Vinny. You're doing good. Now, let's bring in our results, girl, to tell us the results from last week. That's right. Danny. Hold on. Got to give it to her.

Danny, Danny. Read in results so dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon. Danny, Danny. That body's so uncanny. Voice moved like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl.

What's up, guys? What's up, Danny? Hi, Danny. Hi, little baby. Sorry? I said, hi, little baby. I acknowledge the child in the room. Yeah. Yeah, it happens a lot. I'm excited for the Boston show. I wish I could go. Why are you excited for it if you're not going to be there? Come on, Danny. Get a babysitter. Let's go. I know, right? As Dick's last show and stuff. I know. Yeah, I'm really bummed that it's going to be Dick's last show for a show for a lot. I know. I'm so. I'm really bummed that it's going to be Dick's last show for a I'm sure that, you know, when he has a little baby at home, he's going to want to be there every day, just spending time with that baby. It's going to be super dad. You think so?

I think so. Oh, man. Could you imagine, like, him being the coach of your little league? Yes. That would be the greatest thing ever. Like, that's the stuff that we need. Maybe him having a kid is really going to help a younger generation of men get it together. Yeah, I think that's true.

Okay. Well, good. So, Danny, last week, we did creepiest, uh, Gay gentlemen, creepiest G in the LGBTQ plus A, I, whatever. Who won? Who won? Okay, well, 54% of the vote for the creepiest gay person, or gay man, I guess. The winner is Vinny and Patrick Kearney.

Please. He's going to make a pet. From a little Paulino, he just got another win, yo. Gotta give it up to the Creepos. So someone please call Pogino. Somebody call Polino. Everybody knows it's his show. Because Carls Creek fucking blows.

So someone please call Pauldino. Oh, another win for the good guys. Thank you, Danny. You're welcome. Not your best work, Danny. I think you did a great job. Do better next time. I have come roaring back.

Do you remember when you were up to nothing in this round? Barely. Kind of. It was like almost a month ago. I was feeling pretty good about things for a minute there. You are out of streak, my friend. Congratulations. All right.

Well, Danny, where can everybody find you? At Danny Desolation on Instagram. Can't wait to see you there. Take it easy. We'll see you next week. Take care of that baby. Bye, Danny. Before the contest starts today, I want to say thank you to our friend, the Oracle,

who sent me a present for my birthday. Oh, what did you got? It's a birthday present. I haven't opened it yet. You can open it on the air? I'll do it right now, yeah. I got it ready to open, but I didn't look inside of it yet. Okay, awesome.

I swear to God, though, if this is another fucking Sonatitude medallion, I will fight somebody. Feels like it's a CD. Oh, it's a DVD, I believe. Oh, but it's wrestling. Or it's a Blu-ray? Oh, shit. Oh, boy, what do we got here? It's so wrapped so well.

Oh, shit. What the fuck am I looking at here? Oh, shit. I would have, Jesus Christ, guess what's going on the wheel of consequences? Oh, what do we got? What do we got? Totally rosy. Rosie O'Donnell's comedy special from 1987 or something?

Laugh out loud with the rare rosy routines. Wow. Okay, that is definitely wheel of consequence material. Holy shit, Alex. I would say thank you, but what the fuck? 12-9. oh my god the man knows how to bring content to the show i will give him nothing with that and i'll save the birthday card for a little bit later speaking of gifts i don't we don't usually

tell uh stories on this show or anecdotes but i have one for you from this past weekend all right i'm listening so when we were out in vegas hamburger pants i know no no not that when we were out in Vegas i was uh gifted some drugs by a person who comes out to a lot of our shows and as gifted drugs before, and I always appreciate that. So there were a couple baggies, and I was told that it was Molly, and one of them is just a white powder. So Saturday night, what the fuck are you doing? Saturday night, I decided like, oh, I'll do a little Molly here, why not, got nothing else

going on, snorted up a couple of lines, and went for a walk. You know where Washington Grove is near my house? It's like a wooded area. A little bit, yeah, I think so. It's got all these hiking trails and stuff. It's pretty cool. so I went for a walk after that Benny I think I did math

I walked for over two hours straight just listening to music of my earpons Let's talk about math A-B Let's talk about a yes-ser-ree Let's talk about all the bad things And the bad things meth heads see Let's talk about meth

Do not listen New Rule Do not dose Carl with math please I think I might have done meth Because I wanted to keep walking But it got dark out I just, I couldn't walk anywhere to go back home. And I mean, we can't tell by your teeth.

It's like that, uh, that Artie Lang has a joke about meth. Like, it's a great joke if you want to walk to St. Louis in a weekend. And I totally understand why he said that now. Jesus Christ, did you, what did you do when you got home? I watched the hockey game. That's it? Yeah. Okay, so it probably wasn't meth then.

What do you mean? When you think I would have to strangle a toddler or something? Like when we did subredded surfing, the very first episode we did, you could still watch it. It's up on YouTube. it was all about meth and we talked to a lot of people who used it and what they said is it just kept them going for hours and hours yeah i can see that so you said you went for two hours then you sat down and watched a hockey game correct but i could have kept going but he could have kept going but i wanted to watch the hockey game too okay well so anyway thank you to uh my

friend uh in Vegas holy shit okay okay well that's my fun weekend carl we're celebrating a couple of things today we are celebrating uh pride month pride month we're celebrating uh vinteenth this week let's not forget that thank you again alex little rosy o'donnell you son of a bitch and uh we're also celebrating super chat monday let's start off with uh mike grisman with a fiver another win for the vin happy cat noise monday boss tis at noise monday i don't know what that is i don't care for it We've got a bunch more here. Michael C. Don't wear the hamburger pants around Vinny. Definitely not, Carl. Yeah, he will devour me. Hey, Lambert Mystic Gifting 5! The Creepoff Channel memberships. That's very kind of you, sir. Very kind. Anyone who got a membership, we do our bonus shows on Fridays at noon, and you can watch it then or anytime thereafter.

Although this Friday will be a little different because we'll be traveling to Boston. Yeah, so we're going to figure that out. Rocko Orby, 2002. Thanks to the two bucks. Watching Rosie is cruel and unusual punishment. I agree. Riley and Friends, thanks for the dollar appreciate that laburn mystic member for six months happy birthday viny i could try redoing the vitties cop cab song so it's less grading anytime i pass through rochester thinking of you guys oh thank you labyrinth much just find us don't track us down or anything i don't live anywhere near that Washington Grove place

I was talking about earlier. It actually is my neighbor head. I just totally docks myself. Totally just docks myself. Can't miss his house. It's got all sorts of distasteful Christmas lights still up. It's mostly Buffalo Bills decorations.

That's how you find my house. You got truck parking at the club. Sure do. No. Sure do. Evermisset. Come on over. Oh, no. We're here now. All right. Well, today's category, ladies and gentlemen, is Creepiest Al. No, we're not celebrating losers. We're celebrating the ladies. Once you hit that sound effect, you hit earlier for me, Carl.

Oh, I wasn't ready for that, but yeah, you're right. This is what we're talking about today. Oh, scissor me timbers. It's a lesbian day here on the creep off, and today we are going to be making our nominations for Creepiest Lesbian, Carl, Creepiest El. Let's go. Vinny's going to go first because he won the last round. What do you got for is, Vinny? You know, Carl, there's this thing that I do far too often, and I go really hard into gore. I get everybody all upset. I tell stories that turn their stomachs and they get upset, and they don't like that.

So today I'm going to change things up. Okay. And I'm going for insufferable. Today I bring you a creep who didn't murder anybody. Every lesbian ever. All right. Very good, Vinny. Nope, queen.

This is the queen. Today I bring you a creep who didn't murder anyone, didn't assault anybody, yet still managed to be one of the most manipulative, dishonest, and utterly gross people you're ever going to hear about. We're going to go back to 2013. This is Dana Morales. She was a waitress at Gallup Asian Bistro in Bridgewater, New Jersey, Carl. She was an openly gay woman, a former Marine. On paper, the kind of person you want to root for, right?

Sure. Right? well she ended up making national news buddy national news and i'm going to tell you a little bit about it right now here we go dana morales is openly gay she also served in the u.s marine corps now on wednesday she waited on a family of four they left her a note and this is what was written i'm sorry but i cannot tip because i do not agree with your lifestyle or how you live your life That's a good excuse. It's a good excuse for not giving a tip.

I got to start doing that. Yeah. That's good. Could you imagine how you would feel if you were Dana? Let's hear how she felt. Jipped out of 20 bucks, I guess. Yeah, I feel pretty bad. When I read the note, seeing as what they said, you know, that they can't tip me because

of my lifestyle, I was rather offended, mad. Like, I didn't know how to react to that. You're mad because you don't have 20 bucks. Like, if it had said, here's 20 bucks also, we don't appreciate you being a lesbian. This wouldn't be a story. That's a good point. It is all about the tip. This is what this comes down to.

Like if S.J could take all of those super chats for so long just saying awful things. It was because the money was attached. That's why I can handle it. As long as there's money there, it's fine. Well, let's find out what Billy Joe Armstrong here has to, what would they, what she would do if this couple ever came back to. Dana says that she posted the message on her Facebook wall to vent, and then it went viral. But despite being hurt by the note, she says that she would. would not confront the family if they came in again, but instead served them like any other customer.

That's right. What a hero. That's right. Can you believe this? Somebody would have the gall? I'd probably rub my pussy in their food a little bit. But other than that, you know, they'd get a good service. I'd make sure that ones came out on time. Sure, sure. Well, again, she said she posted it on the internet to vent. National media picks it up. That was ABC News. Outrage spreads like wildfires, strangers from around the world start donating money to support her. Of course. Wouldn't she make $500,000 because of this? No, about $3,000.

But here's the situation. The couple she accused Carl, they didn't realize this was a problem until it's making the news and they're looking at this and the person's seeing their signature on it and recognizing their check. And they came forward with their bill and showed that they did tip her $18 fucking dollars, Carl. They gave her cash, right? Oh, oh, they even put it on the bill.

There was nothing else fucking written on there. This was the, this is their copy. Oh. She made it. She made it up. She wrote that. For no reason. They gave her a tip at everything. She makes it up, goes on the

goddamn news to slander these people to get attention for herself. And then, guess what else she did, Carl? What did she do? She told everybody that all the money that she gets all these tips that are coming in she was going to give them to the Wounded Warrior Project, Carl.

She said, publicly, I'm not keeping the money, I'm giving it to injured vets. Isn't that one of the worst charities that we found out? How long ago was this? How many years ago were we told you? This was 2013.

Okay, yeah, it was popular then. Yeah. So here's the problem, Carl. That was a lie because when reporters started contacting the Wounded Warrior project, they were able to say they had not received

a single penny from Dana Morales as of that point. And let me add this, Carl. She didn't have a YouTube donate button anywhere. She was just taking this money. Now, let's step back. She's got this fake receipt. It's bad

enough. She's lying about giving the money that she's getting in to charity so she thinks she's going to get more coming in. Now these people come in and burst her bubble with the actual check. The restaurant has to look into it. And they realize something's wrong here.

And they fire her. They have no choice but to fire her because she made this whole thing fucking up about customers, which is she, yeah, here you go. It's not great. It's not great. Rocco Orby 2002. She's the Jesse Smallhead of Lesbos, Rocco Orby's words. But Carl, that's not bad enough. Oh, gets worse than that?

Yeah. Real quick, though, but you not to screw up your flow, but you just remind me of something. When you do super chat the show today, all of the proceeds will go towards someone's cancer treatment, a person who's beloved that needs an iPad. I'm giving all of my money to sex trafficking victims. Every penny that I get today is going directly to- So, guys, it's super chat Monday and everything's going to charity. Everything's going to a good place today. You know what I say about charity, Carl?

I denounce it. Oh, just kidding. So they started looking at for her job because she made up this big lie. It's not good to like slander customers. It's definitely not good to do it for attention and no reason. Right. That's the psychotic part. This is all just for attention.

She puts us on her Facebook just for attention, you know? So they started interviewing people around her. People are now interested in the story. Reporters start snoop it around Carl. And here's what they start finding out. Things that she claimed at her job. that she was a combat veteran who had served tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. In reality, she never deployed.

Oh, boy. She was discharged from the Marines for, quote, less than honorable conditions for missing mandatory drills. Yeah, boy. Okay. Christina Kalamuso, a former Fred of Morales, told the Daily caller, the waitress claimed to her that she was blown up by a landmine overseas. But again, never saw active duty, Carl.

Other lies that Dana is spread around was that she was serving in Afghanistan and survived an explosion that killed everyone but her. You know what's interesting about this many? There was a time when if you came out as gay, lesbian, whatever, you'd get a lot of attention for that. People would be, whoa, this is crazy. You're so brave. Now it was kind of like everyone's gay and stuff. So I'm just like, okay, whatever. And they don't get enough attention for that.

So it's like, well, I'm a lesbian, but I also stepped on a landmine months. I'm a lesbian war hero. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Not done. She also claimed to have terminal brain cancer to Jackie Fitzpatrick, who says she and Morales were together at a cheese steak factory in Nyack, New York, in 2012. She came in with her head shaved because, quote, she wanted to shave it herself before she lost it, she said.

Fitzpatrick said Morales also leaned on the cancer story to accept offers of help from friends at work. So she's coddied the other people at her job. she gave herself a super short haircut claim she's doing it because her cancer treatments are going to make her fallout so now everybody's taking pity on her at her job and helping her and taking her tables for and letting her keep her tips or whatever the fuck it was doing her side work but let me tell you something I worked in a restaurant I worked in the service industry

fuck you for that lady double fuck you in fact I was talking to producer Chris had the foe before the show and I told him that oh you should have have heard him. You should have heard him. Fit to be tied. The man was very upset. Now, well, you get one vote this week. Fun fact. Yeah. They're all helping her. Then she abruptly quit. None of them had seen or heard from her until she appeared on the news because of the receipt. Now, she also told a bunch of friends

who she needed some help because Superstorm Sandy destroyed her house. That also never happened. And most disturbingly, she told her friend Christina Kalamusa that her father had raped her and gotten her pregnant, but then she got cervical cancer, which killed the baby. Jesus Christ, what a story. What a story that is. Wow. Morales later admitted that she made that up to Kalamusa. Now, she's got quite the imagination.

Folks, this woman built her whole identity around layers of invented victimhood. She's capitalizing on everyone's sympathies. She's playing up discrimination. She's faking military service, faking sexual abuse, faking natural disasters, and faking fucking cancer. This person is a pathological liar lying for attention. An energy vampire loose on the fucking world. Too bad the show isn't the liar off.

And after all this, she supposedly gave all this money back. So there's technically no crime. Okay. No consequence other than losing a shitty job at a restaurant. Sure. What should her be her consequence, Carl, for such manipulative fraud? For being a professional victim and a despicable creep. Maybe she made up being a lesbian.

She lies about everything. You might have brought the wrong person today. We don't know. Well, there you go. We got to go on how she presents. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you the creep off audience to dispense the justice. This bitch never got. That's why I ask you to vote for your old pal Vin.

at the creepoff.com this week. Thank you. All right. That was my creep. Well, thank you for that. Vinny, thanks for handing me at W this week. I brought in Jennifer and Sarah Hart. They met in college at Northern State University back in 1999. They eventually went off to Connecticut in 2009 and got married before a lot of states had legalized same-sex marriage.

Okay. And then they did some moving around a bit, this couple. And they adopted six children. six black children prior to adopting their six children they were foster parents to a 15 year old girl

listen to this a week before the first three of their children were due to arrive they dropped this girl off at a therapist for a scheduled appointment and the therapist informed her

yeah they're not coming back for you they're done with you they had this foster kid and they just dropped off with the therapist and went yep see ya we got new kids coming in bye bye you didn't like the cut. So, Vinny, if you want to pull up my photo. Which one? Um, Heart family. Yeah,

let's look at the heart family. Okay. So this is the lovely lesbian couple. And they're, they're six children. Um, and you see how happy everybody is. So they adopted Abigail, Hannah Jean, Marcus. That was in, uh, March of, uh, 2006. And then in June of 2008, they got three more children, Syria, Devante, and Jeremiah. So you see they have six black children here. Well, in 2008, they were living in Minnesota. And a teacher observed bruises on Hannah's left arm. And she told her that she's been hit by Jennifer with a belt.

And within months, all six children were pulled out of the public school system. And now it's homeschooling time because you kids are narks. In 2010, Abigail. That's a smart move. That is a smart move. You can't let these liars go around, Celine, your good name. Abigail complained about owies on her back and stomach And see, liars really are the problem, everybody

And she stated that she felt threatened by the hearts Who had beaten her and held her head in cold water Over a penny going missing When authorities became involved All children claimed that they had been spanked constantly Deprived of food Sarah took responsibility for the abuse, pled guilty To assault and was sentenced to community service for one year

But Carl, you got to realize something They're getting rid of the penny now They're going to be worth something. You might be on to something, this child can't just go around taking pennies. That's true. So they move out of Minnesota because they're getting in some trouble there. They moved to Oregon.

In 2013. Wait a second. Where did you say they moved to? I believe that. I went to the Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Oregon is where they went to.

There you go. And authorities were notified about the abuse allegations in Minnesota. two family friends stated that the children were forced to raise their hands before speaking could not wish each other happy birthday

and could not laugh at the dinner table wheeh good manners we're not here for fun kids these little penny thieves are being taught

how to behave in civilized society and the parents are the problem Carl when Jennifer herself was interviewed by the authorities she claimed that any family problems were the results of others

not being tolerant of the two lesbian mothers with their six African-American children. At the end, the investigation could not conclude whether the hearts were guilty of anything or whether there was a safety threat for the children. Well, in 2014, 12-year-old Devante became, came into the national spotlight when he was photographed crying while embracing a police officer

during the 2014 protest in Portland, Oregon, resulting from the Ferguson unrest. The image became known as the, The hug felt around the world. Yeah, show that image. Do you remember this? I do remember that picture now. This is very famous.

This is their son, Devante, tearing up, hugging a white police officer. Snappy dresser, this kid. Well, apparently this photo going viral took its toll on Jennifer. If you want to play my video clip number one, her friend explains this. Bakhtiar says Jennifer struggled after a photo of Devante hugging a Portland police officer at a protest. went viral. After that picture happened with DeMonte, Jen went into like the deepest, darkest depression ever.

Jennifer texted that the backlash to the photo was traumatic, that people were stalking the house and leaving threats in their mailbox. She said that's why she had been, in her words, non-existent publicly, that she was working through some messed up stuff. Yeah, so she's not processing this well. She doesn't have a lot of friends. they're kind of cut off to the rest of the world. They moved to Washington State.

And in August of 2017, Hannah, one of the daughters, jumps out of her second-story bedroom window at 1.30 a.m. and goes to the neighbor's house. And she repeatedly pleaded, don't make me go back. They're racists and they abuse us. Soon afterwards, the hearts found Hannah and took her back home. The following day, Jennifer attempted to explain the incident by claiming that she's just lying you know they they act out these kids they're drug babies so you know they're not

all there obviously their moms and stuff we're trying to save them but her biological mother's bipolar it's a whole thing so you can't trust this kid they're bred to lie to the police right yes that's what she's explaining to the neighbors and of course we're not racists well after that incident wow the neighbors came into contact with devante who constantly begged for food and asked the neighbors not to tell jennifer about the requests In later conversations with Devante, he told them that his adoptive mothers withheld food as punishment and that the children were sometimes abused. This combined with the earlier incident with Hannah made the neighbors report the hearts to the police and the Washington State Department of Social and Health Services. Caseworkers from DHS tried to reach the hearts twice, once on March 23rd, 2018, once on March 25th, 2018.

Let's talk about March 26th. So they are unable to get in touch with them. Okay. So this is the day that Jennifer and Sarah grab all six kids and put them in their GMC, Yukon XL. So we got eight people on the road driving. And they're driving down all the way to California. You need one of those Mormon vans if you have like six kids.

Yeah, I know. It's a lot. There's a lot of kids in there. And they're driving a long road trip from Washington State down to Northern California, where they get to California State Route 1 in Medicino County and Vinnie I actually have footage of what happened Knox if you want to play my number two

this is the actual footage Okay Sorry everybody It's all right It's a short clip, it's a short clip This is the actual clip Okay They drove off a cliff, a hundred foot cliff and killed everyone in the car.

Toxicology results showed that Jennifer's blood alcohol content was over the legal limit at the time of the crash. Also, Sarah and two of the children had diphonhydramine in their systems, and they found that Sarah had a Google search history for the crash. worrying about the lethality of Benadryl and the nature of death by drowning. Her search was also included no-kill shelters for dogs. The family's two dogs were found inside the heart home. So the dogs, she's looking into the no-kill shelter for the dogs. Yep.

So this is a, it looks like a suicide taking the whole family down with them. If you want to show my other photo I have of them, they're also Bernie bros. Okay. They're all wearing their Bernie bros shirts. So do you think maybe any of this has to do with all of their votes being disenfranchised? Maybe. By the Democratic Party. Well, Jennifer and Sarah were 38 at the time.

Each one of these children voted for Bernie. Each one of them. They were both 38 at the time of the death. And then the children were 12, 14, 14, 14, 15, 16, and 19 when they were driven off that cliff and murdered by their horrible lesbian parents. Go to the creepoff.com. Vote for carp. Well, they had six relatively good years. No, not really.

They're all terrible. You know what? It is Super Champ Monday. People are celebrating. I'm excited about that. They're excited for your birthday coming up this week. You guys are so nice. Joseph Hamas, thanks for the Dow 9-9.

Who the F does Molly to go on a walk? Not me, apparently. Yeah, Carl does meth to go on walks, everybody. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 499. Carl, you do any Boston radio for the walk? the event. I am not doing any Boston radio. This is not a stand-up weekend. We sold tickets well. We got Carl. He's going to be at the city winery with his podcast this week. Tell us what is this. Who are the now what is it? Hey, thanks so much for having me out. We're

really excited to be in Boston. Two short long dongs. Thanks for the two whatevers. What do you call an L with braces? A box cutter. I like it. Never heard that one. a good one. Rock Orby, thanks, 2002, thanks to the five bucks. Carl, I don't agree with your lifestyle. Here you go, Homo. Thank you, Rock, Orby, 2002. Michael C., thanks for the dollar nine.

Carl, wear the hamburger bikini ice. I will not. I will not. I might be now. You don't know. I'm such a big fan of Michael C. I might be now. Rock or B. 2002, thanks of the two bucks.

She's the Jesse Small and a Leswell. Yeah, we did that one. Jesse, yep. Laburn Mystic, thanks for the five bucks. They, they known as Blues Falcons slash buddy fuckers, barely past basic pieces of crap in the military stolen valor and often full of shit till they get kicked out thanks for the five of rock or be holy crap she's also like frank duck's boogie 2988 and mattress girl of l words viny you get my vote thank you you can't

make these decisions before you hear my uh uh gerard thanks for the five turning the sonature medallion into a bell buckle and wearing it for a month as a new punishment that's too scary I think just having to wear it for a month everywhere you go To I draw the line, that's too much I think, yeah, listen Someone's gonna die, Vinny That's not what this show is about I watched that movie, uh, the monkey

Uh huh? You know, from the Stephen King book last night And it made me think of the sonnet you medallion Right, why is that? Chaos ensues wherever it goes. Okay. Uh, Mr. Magenta, thanks for the two bucks. Love you, love the show, see you creeps in Boston.

See in Boston, Mr. Magenta. Uh, uh, VIP and a beer on me. So wait a second I should point out Again back to the Sinatrue Medallion If you would like to know About the curse of the Sonatum medallion Where should people go, Carl?

You should go to Patreon.com slash the creepoff We just did a bonus show Getting you caught up on Christine Weston Chandler Right? Yes Christian No, Christ Right, teen

I did the biggest problem on Friday night And Dick also has the medallion Right behind him And I told him about the video you found where it was him, Ethan, Ralph, and Nick Rakeda all freaking out as he opened it? I watched that. We watched,

yeah, but you were a little incorrect. Okay. Sorry to call you out. No, please. First, we watched Nick Rikata get his. Oh, okay. He got his separately, and boy, did he get his. Okay. Then we watched Dick open it with Ralph and Vito in the room. Oh, Vito was the other one in there. All three of them, totally cursed.

Okay. But we also learned that Chris is dating like a person who looks like a who's that one that you were covering with the tlc show i forget her name but shana shana la shana ray shana ray something like that the the 20-something year old who looks like she's a preteen yeah supposedly this one is 30 years old she looks like she's eight there's no way it's just no way somebody said that we needed to gay like i don't want to say doxter but posted some information like who this person was and said we should look into them because they're we don't do anything like that we're not we're not investigative just correct uh cream cheese

humidifier thanks to the 499 love the show boys just left my first voice bill today be nice talking to you lady k all right cream cheese ever mystic what about just wearing sanichu when streaming that also sounds flavor mystic something could go wrong

I don't want that thing touching me I don't blame you I don't it's cursed all right Carl uh I know what time it is do you know what time it is yeah it's time for a Carl's cop cam I believe it is let's do it You need to grab it? No.

I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause Cockham Lose all your rights Ruin your life Matthew Montgomery sent this one into me

Now before you play the first clip We just set it up for you There's a fight happens in a neighborhood And a brick gets thrown through the back window of a truck. So the police are called and the police show up to try to figure out what is going on

as we'll see here. On April 20th, 22, officers were dispatched to a neighborhood following reports of a fight during which a woman allegedly threw a brick through a window. Upon arrival, the officers immediately recognize the woman from previous encounters.

Never good. Never good when they recognize him. You're not going to leave me out. Here, just back up, back up, back up, back up. Go back there, I'll talk to you guys in a second, okay? Yeah. What's going on? I'm pregnant.

Oh, Jesus, all up. Can you please come to my window, please? Okay. Come to my window. So this is an 18-year-old Allah. And apparently this police officer knows her. Knows her pretty well. And they seem to have a little bit of a rapport, as you'll see.

this next clip. Okay. I like that. I like cops who know the community that they serve. I think that's a positive. Why is it always something with you, Allah? I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I'm not your bro. We've been over there. I apologize. It's always something with you, Allah. Yeah, it can always be something. Can you turn your winter wipe or not? You're coming. Can you stop? Get in the car, Allah. Yeah. Get in the car. Shut up and get in the car, Allah. this this cop is so sick of a Reno 911 yeah I know it really is it got to come on that we do this again calm down C C C C C C C you got to calm down so the cop walks over to the other people who called them and he gets their story apparently her the guy who's she's pregnant with the baby daddy

the future baby daddy is over at that other house and it was with this other girl who stayed over with him and that's why she was pissed because the girl was there but he says that it's his cousin's girlfriend and his cousin is in jail and that's why she's staying with him because she doesn't have anywhere else to be he said no there's nothing like that but she's jealous she got all upset she threw this brick so that's what's going on and uh as the police officers talking to these other people i'll lose his patience and decides i'm out of here i'm done with us yeah because he literally she's like i'm gonna break this shit i pull up she's coming around the she's still living at her mom with hoota no you're not no no no no

No, you're not. I'm going to go. You can come talk to me or I got to go. I'm not being arrested. I'm not being detained. Give me my money. Give me my money. Yes.

Can she give me my money? I don't know you. And all the years you've dealt with me, when have you telling me what to do ever worked? And I'm not trying to tell you what to do. No, you are. Okay. I apologize. I'll sit here and listen to you.

Okay. So, do you think she's very respectful of this officer. I think she's going to just sit there and listen to him? Not a chance. No, I don't think so either. So he asks a very important question. I saw a broken window over there. How did the window get broken?

She's an interesting answer for this. Okay. A bird. I'm just trying to get the fucking out of here. How'd the window get broken? I don't know. The guy there in the gray jogging suit. Okay, don't say that again.

I'm sorry. The guy in the gray jogging suit is my baby. dad. Okay. I don't know. Nobody else. And the guy in the black one, he's the brother. I don't know nobody else over there. Okay. Okay. And I wasn't over here. I was with her. We were at the grocery store. I've been with her son. I left my baby dad's house yesterday night. He dropped me off. I have messages. I don't need all that. How the window get broken? I don't know her. I have no idea. Why is every single one of them saying you broke the window? No one was over there. It's a weird answer. No one was over there to see me break it. So how could they be saying it?

That actually is true. No one did see her. it which is interesting but they know she did it right because she was pissed she seems like a raving lunatic i love that though how did that window get broken i don't know those people okay but you have to know people to throw a brick through something you just said that was the father of your child yeah and his brother yeah sounds like you know a couple of those people yeah so uh the cops been dealing with this woman for a very long time and apparently at one point she moved out of the state and he was pretty excited about that But she's back.

My clip five. And it's bullshit, Allah. It's bullshit. You're always dealt up in some bullshit. I know. Trust me. I'm not trying to use it as an excuse. It's because, I don't know.

I'm not going to make no excuses. I thought you were moving out of state. I did. I moved to Indiana for a minute. Well, why'd you come back? Because I had kids here. Why'd you come back? He'd be someone else's problem.

Why'd be my problem? I kind of love. this cop. He's just like, ah. He's wits Edwitt as well, Ben. You know the second she leaves, he's going to be like, just so everyone knows, I'll move back. He's had to put that over the radio. Yeah, well, let's find out

why she moved back in my next slip. I got kids to take care of. Literally. That no one else will take care of. So it's my responsibility. They're your children. Who do you want to take care of them? I don't put it on nobody else, so I take care of them. They're your children. Yes, you're supposed to take care of them. Why do I come back? I'm telling me why I come back to

take care of my children. You ask me a question I answer. God, you are such a smart ass. Every time I deal with you, you are such a smart ass. Even the times I've helped you, you've been nothing but a smart ass to me. All right, so I thought she was going to say, I got a new high-paying job. It relocated me back here. How funny is that? No one will take care of my kids, so I got to do it. It's like, yeah, right. She seems like a responsible adult so that's good uh my next clip this is where things start to escalate i like how she goes i know that's why i'm back here duh like the cops the problem right like why did you leave them like what what does any of this mean what does anything that anything uh this is where the yelling starts in my next

clip okay so you are not free to go okay so and it is a courtesy i have not put you in handcuffs while i investigate this okay well what you want to put me in handcuffs like is that what you're saying i don't know why are you always such a because like what Why am I still sitting here? I just explain it to you. You want to get loud? I don't get loud. I don't care about none of that shit.

I'm used to that shit. I don't care. No shit you're used to it. Yes, I don't care. Because you can't stay out of trouble. I don't care. You think you got it all figured out. I don't care.

I know I don't. It's the difference. I know I don't. All right. Doesn't this sound like a father yelling at his very disappointing teenage daughter at this point? Yeah. You're always such a smart ass. Why do you always have?

to be such a smart ass some kind of relationship uh well you just heard him say get out of the car she's not going to go quietly vanny my next clip she hasn't done anything quietly yet why would she start now nope give me your phone go ahead get off of me take this shit get off of me like damn huh don't drag me i'm a girl no no no no broke stop it doesn't matter no i'm pregnant you're doing that we're that shit I can't laugh at me. Get off of me. Get off of me, really? Stop!

I got pregnant. Then stop fighting us. That's escalated pretty quickly. DeWiard Christian just cracked me out. She waves her right to remain silent. Yes, obviously. Clearly. So, yeah, you saw her.

She just went down for some reason. She's fighting with these two cops. She's kicking in the air. So if a cop has you, folks, and they're saying they're putting cuffs on you. The slightest bit of resistance, they know how to make that hurt you. The second you resist at all,

unless you're just slowly moving your hands back with them and putting them behind your back. When they say the cuffs are going on, guess what? The cuffs are going on. You could do it the easy way or the hard way. The second you resist at all, you're resisting and they treat you like it. Correct.

This is something I've never seen before when he does throw her in the car, Right, next clip, number nine. Does he say this hurts me more than it hurt you, young lady? It's fucking ridiculous, Iowa, every fucking time. Please put me in cuffs and get off my shit like that. My stomach is leaning to the right, please. I'm not trying to be ignorant.

Sit up. Stay down. This is getting fucking ridiculous. Do you understand me? This is getting fucking stupid. Now you're definitely going to jail. But I was going regardless. Get in the car.

Get in the car. I got you. No one. I'm really. Have you ever seen that before? They didn't cuff her. They didn't put her seatbelt on. They just threw her in the back of the car.

So here's what I'm thinking is going on here. I think we may have stumbled upon something. Okay. Is there a possibility that there is some type of frequent flyer rewards programs? I think you're right. Yes. But if you've been arrested so many times, you could go into like a higher class where they're just like, okay here you go please enter the hold the door open for you you get at it and then they take you

directly to your cell yeah well maybe it's like at the airport they have like clear to club okay you know where like there's a nice little area where only members are allowed to go and they have better food there the bathrooms are clean yep maybe that's where she gets taken to that could be it and you know they also might have one of those clear setups where they just go in they see you they don't have to fingerprint you anymore because they already have everything on file oh okay here's your cell and then they have a nice jumps who waited for you. Clip Teddy's lecturing her like he is as her parent. Okay.

You come do stupid shit, Allah. Every time. Every time, I talk to you until I was blue in the face when you were juvenile. You don't care. You do your own thing. And then when you get in trouble, this is what you do every time. It never changes. Okay.

Thanks. 14 services. all right so i heard you you're pregnant as fuck we get it he goes over and uh talks to a neighbor who might be a witness in what went down and boy did he find a busy body of a neighbor i get off work at two in the morning he's out here dealing drugs all day long all night long he's out here dealing well did you see anybody did you see anybody actually do it no that's his second girlfriend and the first girlfriend, she got her back window busted out with a big rock. Matter of fact, the rock

was over there, but it's gone there. Yeah, there's two rocks sitting there. We have a nice neighborhood except for that apartment right here. 24-7, it's nothing but drugs are on here. This is a nice neighborhood except for that apartment. The more you call, the more complaints that we get, you know, we can start making a nuisance

complain and hopefully get them out. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. So from that, am I to believe that she's broken out two car windows, possibly? It's It sounds like every time this guy gets a new girlfriend, a new hoe, and he's a big drug dealer, so there's constantly hoes around him. Sure. That this woman gets very upset about it. No, he's not a big drug dealer.

He's just a guy doing a favor for his cousin. Right. God, Carl. So the cop goes around after this and asks everyone, if anyone is witnessed her throwing the brick through the window and nobody has. Okay. So they don't have any evidence. There will be no charges. My clip number 12.

Due to a lack of clear evidence, the officers decided not to charge. with criminal damage. We're not going to charge you with the criminal damage. How's that sound? Are you? But we are going to charge you with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. I thought you set up. Yeah, and after talking to my supervisor, we decided we're not going to charge you with that

because the witnesses aren't credible anymore. That's it. They're just not credible. I'm not going to get into a whole conversation about it. But you're being charged, you're lucky you're not being hit with a film. being hit with a felony for kicking that female officer in the face yes you did and you know you did allah and this and this shit is ridiculous so this could have been just uh go about your day after he talked to everyone and saw there were no witnesses instead she had to cause this

disturbance get herself arrested and now the cops like i'll just drive you home and she goes no i'll walk home he goes no because as soon as i leave here you're going to go back over there and confront these people it's all going to start up again so no i'm driving you home deal with your mom i'll take you there he knows where it is and uh she just really throws a shit fit about it really wants to be let out and this is my last clip here awa i am not letting you out in front of this house i will let me out up the street around the corner bro i was like let me i gotta go to work i got shit to do i'm not coming back here on my dead-ass dad that thinks me under his day disappointed

When you're done yelling and screaming, I'll finish my paperwork. The woman was charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, after which she was released and received a court summons. Later, police obtained video footage that showed her throwing a brick through the window, leading to an additional charge of criminal damaging. So one of the neighbors has a ring. So they did get the evidence they did, and she did get the criminal damage. damage charges. Amazing. Amazing. Good one, Carl.

Yeah, thank you very much, Matthew Montgomery, for sending that in. Love it. I think it's time to hit some voicemails, and our voicemails are brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the City of Syracuse. You can imagine how worried we were about the No Kings protest in Syracuse, but to our relief, it had nothing to do with the poorly funded blackjack room in the Turning Stone Casino. See you. Sarah Cues. It's pretty good. It's good.

All right. Here we go. Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinny. I don't know what it is about women in those stupid dick's bod bags, but I fucking hate them. They're cheap as hell. They're made out of some rubber bullshit that's going to get ruined since six months. They get dented and dirty.

It's terrible. I know this because my girlfriend's a spot two. within the past three months and they're both like the girliest fucking color like pink and magenta I can never use them and you know this bitch she had Stanley cups everywhere too

and I can't even open my fucking cabinet with her store because I'll have some stupid fucking Stanley cups going out all over the plate anyways thank you fuck you bye yeah the bog bag's a real problem voted up I agree

I agree those bog bags suck Stanley Nation I have the one it was a guest okay This one's for the creep-off. I've got a great episode idea for you. You need to get Dick on as a guest. Category, creepiest veto.

I think there's probably a lot of creepy vetoes. I can name at least one. Me too. Thank you, fuck you, bye. You're right. I can name two. Bamar Jarra's uncle and Giswaldi. That's it.

That's the West. Here we go. This one's from Ronnie and Syracuse. He's upset with me. Hey, Vinnie, Ronnie, and Syracuse got a quick observation about your creep that you brought and how he was so suave and had away with the men. He went down to Mexico to pick up guys, and he could speak Spanish. And he said things like, and I quote from Vinnie Polino, El Porco You-O, end quote.

What the hell is that, Vinny? Holy crap. You're supposed to be, I don't even know, man. Don't call me back. all right i understand you're disappointed me but if you don't realize it was a joke sir it's funny when he said it i know i'm not sure how that is okay with my favorite voicemail of the week it came in from riley here we go hey karl hey viny it's riley um so i figured i would call in uh because captain blackbread the guy who called about the olive garden waitress and was trying to shoot his shot and get her on the show

oh we remember i know him very well i do a show with him and his pregnant wife. Oh. So I found it kind of interesting that he was just trying to court the Olive Garden Girl. I'm sure it's innocent, but I just, it was very, it was very funny. I might have to ask him about this, but I just wanted, I just wanted the audience to know. That's awesome. The Captain Blackbread is a married man with a baby on the way.

All right, Riley. That's where a lot of guys get their horniest. I'll be honest. Thank you, Riley, for that. Oh, it turns out there's three. There's a, there's a, there's a veto in the chat. Yeah, there's Vito, uh, BAM's uncle, Vito's just waldi, and then this guy, Vito James Fiello. He says, I feel attacked, L.O.L.

But you're watching this show. So therefore you fall into the category. You're one of the good ones. You're one of the good ones. I got another voicemail here. Please. Hey, this is, uh, for the creep off. Um, I feel like Benny's creep is a little overboard, you know, like, I feel like all the shit that he was doing wasn't because he was gay, but it like, um, I just

the Carl's creep is better, you know, and hit the subject a little more on the nose. Yep, that is correct. That's all. That's the right assessment from last week's episode, and only 46% of people felt that way for some reason. I'm going to say thanks to Amanda and Abby, thanks to the 99. Carl, you can start wearing a body cam, so we have a two-camera shoot when you get arrested by the non-consent police. Sounds good.

I think you should. All right. Wow. Someone commenting on your appearance on the biggest problem. Vinny, when are you going on the biggest problem? Because Carl was just on it recently. He was okay, and you'd be way better at it. Just because you're better.

You're not some snagletooth club-footed goblin. Fair enough. Let me know, call me back, smoochers, spank you, fuck you, you buy, whatever else we say when we leave. Come to class tomorrow. I don't know. I wasn't invited. It was a great episode of The Biggest Problem If you ask me, I actually watched it this morning

I enjoyed it Thank you I always I never watched the biggest problem by the way I listen to the Dick show I never watch The Biggest Problem But I watched it because you were on there It's a good show well thanks buddy I appreciate that

I have got a no Oh sorry go ahead Another suggestion here Creepious comic book Author We could do like fucking Vito Giswaldi Nailed it Eric D July

Bring the fire baby oh yeah those are all good suggestions well the problem though with that is that vita would have to actually author a comic book at some point oh still has not come out so that's part of the problem hey carl look who's here oh it's my girlfriend kindy she says sorry i'm like carl's the creepiest owl duh very kindy he talks it no one asked no one asked you kindi messages for the creep off calling about the worst roommate ever episode Carl, I'm fucking happy that you lost because you definitely just lifted

that your segment that you provided from the Netflix's worst roommate that they have on there. And you didn't even pick the best fucking episode. All right. Tell me which one's the best one. Carl's lazy.

You're doing a great job. Carl, I still love you. You take a lot of my money. Thank you very much, sir. Excelsior. True believers. I tried to find additional information about that creep. I did my research, but the Netflix special had a lot of good information in it, so I used a lot of it.

We have a creep report, Carl. Yes. From our friend, Podcast Prophet. Hey, there boys, Podcast Propp here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. I got a creep in the wild. me and my girlfriend went to

one of the last remaining red lobsters in the area and yeah she's vegetarian she likes the cherry biscuits, whatever I don't fucking care I've always the seafood

anyways there's a fucking old guy in the corner by himself getting all pissed off I don't know if he thought he had I don't know not enough shrimp or what the fuck

but all of a sudden a fucking fight breaks out in the middle of the restaurant there was battered fish everywhere. Anyways, Caro, you gotta pick it up.

Boo! Are you trying to lose? No, I'm bringing great creeps. I mean, I voted for you, of course. I always do, but Vinny fucking brought a guy that ate a woman and, like, you did all this crazy shit.

You just brought a fucking douchebag, basically. Like, I don't know, I do a little bit more research. You need some help. I have suggestions for you. Please send in some jokes for him. That'd be good, too. Well, I think I got you today. By the way, there is one star that we didn't show.

That is, yep, Amanda Lappie, member for 16 months. This cop is trying to get laid. I don't think so. I was not getting that vibe. That's a good point. He seemed pretty grossed out by that chick. Oh, Carl. You know what time it is, buddy.

I think it's time for a scum parade. I think it is, too. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made. Parade, Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid

fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade All right, Carl We are going to start in Murray, Kentucky This is 40-year-old Jonathan Mason Better known locally as Cowboy Cody

Fun name Yeah He made another appearance in court recently The last time he was arrested Is because he was riding a mule down a public road What year is this from? That was in 2024 What?

He looks like the old prospector Yeah He was arrested for driving a mule In that case he was drunk D riding it down the public road Refusing a pilot police officer Was accused of whipping the mule An unnecessary amount

Yeah according to who the mule What do you mean that whipping up an unnecessary amount? You don't know well i mean they don't just go on their own right it is quite necessary if you want to get somewhere i honestly am starting to think this guy might just be a great prankster i have that in my notes this is a very fun prank we're going to talk about so june 6th

everybody he showed up at the big apple grill and bar a business where he was specifically banished from the premises okay you have too much fun there is that the problem apparently rather than quietly sneak it in he decided to cause a little bit of chaos by leashing and releasing a live raccoon inside the bar. Oh, cool. I got to be honest with you, Vinny. If I'm sitting in a bar, let's say, like, the game's a blowout. There's really not much going on. Sure. A raccoon in the bar is making the night memorable. It's making it more fun. Yeah, it bit at least one person. Oh, well, that's not good. Yeah. Well, that's not great. Proppted to police response. When officers located in Mason, he refused to exit his vehicle.

officers were eventually forced to break his driver's side window to physically remove him. During that extraction, a minor collision occurred, and to top it off, the vehicle wasn't even insured. No, no. So he crashed into somebody else's car, tried to get away before they dragged him out. Yeah, so he's being charged with second-degree assault. That's likely related to the raccoon bite, criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, and failure to maintain insurance, which is important, folks. You know, I might start a whole gang of raccoons that just go around and do my dirty work for me. Like, if you piss me off, get ready for some raccoon violence coming your way.

Okay. Okay. Well, Carl, I have a hell of a story for you right now. Okay. From West Portmouth, Portsmouth, Ohio. The sheriff's officer responded to a bizarre situation that happened at a Dollar General. Sunday, June 9th, an employee arrived around 7 a.m. To find the store's front glass smashed in.

It wasn't just broken glass that was concerning. There was a ton of blood. Okay. and a trail of stolen women's underwear leading away from the store to the street. So the guy didn't even bring a shopping bag? Nope, nope. He's just going to grab a bunch of women's underwear and carry it out. I actually have the security footage here of what we're going to see.

So the employees like, what the fuck happened here? So they go check the footage. This is what they see. Rock through. Oh, boy. What was that? Here, we'll go out of the still. What is this person wearing?

Oh, man. Deputies reviewed security footage to discover that sometime overnight and unknown man dressed in nothing but a cape and white underwear broken to the store. He immediately went straight for the woman's clothing section, grabbed several packs of panties and bras and flat on foot, leaving a trail of lingerie behind him as he ran down the street. I got to be honest with you. I had no idea Dollar General sold bras and panties.

Did you know that? No, I know they sold sands and panties. Sox. I know they sold socks because of my situation with my brother. Oh, okay. Which Empty Daly called back to $1.00 general was when he's brother involved. Hey, speaking of which, you want a brother update? Yeah. Dying.

Oh. All kinds of fucking cancer. Sorry to hear that. Yeah. I don't know how I'm feeling about this. I don't know. If you've listened to this show, you realize my brother and I don't have the best of relationship. And the last time they...

Well, the last time they told me he was dying. I went to the hospital. Carl, if you recall, and he was not very nice to me, said some things that were a little over the line that I didn't appreciate. And now that we're talking stage four cancer

in multiple parts of his body, I'm thinking to myself, ugh. He wasted the good visit. You know, like I gotta decide if I want to go fucking see this guy. Well, you need material for the eulogy. I'm sure that would be a hoot. I don't, I got plenty. I've been writing it for years.

Okay, good. I've been writing it for years. in the chat if I should go see my dying brother give me a why if you don't think I should give me an end that'll be a fun radio bit MD Daily is really glad that you brought that up

it's a really funny comedy show that we're doing here a bunch of dying brother it's still funny let's go back to this freaking the underwear you didn't think that was entertaining that's great I love it

we both you and I have revealed things about ourselves today that's something we normally do on this show Carl I'm so annoyed with what's going on with my brother, dude. Yeah. This guy, in the last a year and a half, okay, two surgeries on his eyes for glaucoma, right? He had to have his leg removed, and they gave him a fake, like, that's tens of thousands

of dollars. Sure. And during all of this, his body has been riddled with cancer. No one thought to check. Oh, they didn't know. No one thought to check. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That's interesting. I guess if you're going for an eye exam, they're not going to, not an exam, but, you know, and surgery on your eye are not going to look for cancer. Yeah, there's a lot of whys here. They're making you do it.

Vinny filled a visit a new stand-up. Hey, bro, I'm here to cheer you up. What's with all these homeless people in their coats? Am I right, people? Dernbag says, block them. Funny.

Either way, they have no idea who this guy is, Carl. This guy has remained on the loose. And he even left a trail of not breadcrumbs, but panties. Yes. And if you could help identify this man, I want you to call Detective Sergeant Jody Conkel at 740351-1091. Serious calls only. Do you understand?

All right, let's talk about this guy. We're going international. We're going to Helensboro, Scotland, where 36-year-old Dean Barr was a teacher at a school at a local secondary school for seven years before. accusations of sexual misconduct began to surface. Between March 2020 and November 2022, Barr was accused of the following, taking upskirt

photos of female students, looking down students' tops while whispering creepy things into their ears, wrapping his arms around them, whispering into their ears while staring at their bodies. Caring too much. Making comments like calling students pretty or comparing them to cats.

I don't know if he was comparative to cats as much of saying, hey, nice pussy. He was going above and beyond to form a relationship with these kids. Yeah, he told one female student that a run in her tights was a ladder, a ladder to heaven. He also smacked one of his students on the ass and said that couldn't have gone any better. And he was also sending them inappropriate messages on Twitter. Okay. Well, maybe not all that's great.

So by June 2020, three, the General Teaching Council for Scotland officially opened a misconduct investigation. Barra suspended that October with a temporary restriction order while the inquiry was ongoing. Now, rather than stick around, go through the process, he's like, you know what I ought to do? I got to get out of the country. I need to go somewhere where they can't get me. And he flew to Western Australia.

Yeah, I got to think the teenage girls are probably hotter in Australia than there in Scotland, right? It's probably a good move. I don't know whose teeth are worse. in April 2024 we're in the chat if you'd rather bang a teenager from Scotland put one a teenager from Australia put two we're going to catch him biddy this is the way we're going to catch the creeps good idea it's a good idea so he decides to go to Australia he applies for a job at a school without disclosing any of this investigation going on gets hired works there for months until people in Australia figured out where he went and they contacted the school district I'm sorry, the people in Skowland contacted the school district in Australia.

He's left your countries on the other side of the world. What are you doing? He's bothering their kids. Let him go. Look, this guy's guilty of anything. It's having no game. Because if any of these girls would have flirted back, he would have gotten in a lot more trouble

if something had happened with these relationships. That's a great point. Yeah, he's actually lucky that he has no game or he'd be in a lot of trouble right now. That's a good point. He's just looking at girls' titties during the day. What high school teacher isn't doing that? Well, there's apparently pending charges for him in Scotland.

They terminated his employment, and he is going to have to go back and answer to that, unfortunately, for him. Let's stick around in Scotland, shall we? Yeah. This ray of sunshine here, what do you make it when you look at this picture? This picture just gives me awful vibes. Oh, this guy's a go-getter. I will say the backpack with the suits of not the best look, but you can tell he's determined. and he's going to get it done today.

He looks kind of like the guy from American Gothic. I don't know that. Like the old guy with the pitchfork. He's got that kind of serious vibe. All right. This is a pretty disturbing case. This guy's only 40 years old, by the way. His name is Brad Albutt.

And between October 22 and October 23, he carried out a series of sexual assaults on a woman, repeatedly attempting to penetrate her while she was sleeping, using syringes filled with his own semen. Whoa. I've not heard of that fetish. I haven't either. So he wants to inject

semen into her bloodstream? Correct. No, into her vagina. Oh. That's even worse. So you're telling, okay, let me get this straight. Yeah. He's trying to turkey bastor. You want to have all the bad parts about sex

and none of the good parts about sex. Yes. Just shoot the semen in without your penis even being involved. That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard of my life. So this is like a former military guy, dude. I bet you this dude's gay. and, like, wanted a kid.

Oh, you think that's what's going on? I don't know. Nobody has said, but it's the only thing I could think of. What a weird fetish this is. We put my semen at a turkey baster and shove it in a girl's twat. Dude, let me tell you a little bit from the story. Mr. Allison said, that's the attorney for the victim. The accused was sitting on the sofa.

The victim reached down. She woke up. She reached down and removed an object for. from her vagina and realized it was a syringe. She described it as very thin, unlike one she has seen before. Okay. She chose not to confront him at the time and gave the syringe back to him. What?

And then laid back down and pretended to go to sleep. I think she's terrified of him. This is a crazy story. Like she laid down. Oh, did you put this in here? You can have it back. I'm going to go back to sleep now. Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.

What the hell? What I opened. Wow. Yeah. Now, this is, I'm guessing this is not a syringe with, like, a needle on it. I'm thinking it's just, like, the plastic tip kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That they used for, like, feeding tubes and stuff for people.

Right. Still. So, she said another time, uh, the following week, she fell asleep on the council. She thought he was in the spare room. Why is he in her house? I think he's like a roommate. I think it's like a roommate situation. What? What's going on here?

Okay. Around 11.30 p.m. she woke up to a. finally accused beside her feet at the couch and noticed he was holding something at his hand. When she asked what he was holding, he attempted to hide the object, she tried to grab the object and found it again to be a syringe. There was also a small tub sitting on the couch. When she confronted him, what is this? What are you doing? What is this? This is the second time you're trying to sneak something to my pussy, sir. Yeah. And he admits that they both contained samples of his semen.

And then he beat her up. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, so he was convicted of physically assaulting her by punching her body, breaching bail conditions while under investigation. He served in the first battalion of the rifles, and he was ended up charging, getting 20 months in prison, 10 years on the sex offenders registry, in a non-harassment order,

banning him from contacting the victim for 10 years. Why not forever? Why would 10 years help this? woman out. What if he wants to say he's sorry? Do you think that their relationship will be healthy at some point? It won't. That's really odd to me, 10 years. He was working at the bus station

at the time of this whole situation. He's overdressed. But they say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Tress for prison, bro. So, folks, that is today's episode of the creepoff. What a great episode. Don't forget to go to the creepoff.com and vote for your friend Carl. You know, let me go over there and check and see how we're looking right now.

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