The Creep Off - Episode 267: Scum Pride Parade

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Karl & Vinnie are back from Boston and keeping the Pride Month spirit alive — with a full-blown Scum Pride Parade! Join us as we march through the filthiest creeps we could find in this week’s celebration of degeneracy. You don’t want to miss it!Brianna Kingsley sues ex for not returning her testiclesNikki Joly set own home on fire in fake hate crime: copsFormer high school principal sentenced to 3.5 years in prison for sex acts with studentTransgender Coach At Public Pennsylvania High School Resigns Over “Meth Whore” Porn VideosNORWAY: Two Trans-Identified Males Convicted For Gang Rape Of Young Girl Claim Transgender Status And Erectile Dysfunction In Defense - ReduxxFinland's first out gay pro hockey player murdered by 66-year-old ex-boyfriend - LGBTQ NationPerth woman accused of murdering autistic teen into BDSM | Daily Mail OnlineTeacher, 36, 'murdered and sexually abused 13-month-old baby boy he was adopting' | The SunWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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coo disgusting vomit-inducing thing oh la creep of the crop creepos we are back it is tuesday we're a day later than usual but god damn it we're still here carl what's up with that weird triangle in your beard i don't know like right in the middle of your chin what is that i don't know what do you mean we're making me all self-conscious now no like right in the middle it looks like you have a big giant bald spot well it's gray is that one that one's that one's that one's that one's that what that is? Yeah. It's gray hair.

What's up with your fucking face? What's up with your forehead? It's beautiful. What's all that real estate? Don't body shame, man. Is that why you moved from San Diego to Rochester? Because the real estate's cheaper and you needed all that space? Oh, you're attacking my physical appearance now, are we? All I did was ask you a question. That's how this thing started. All I did was ask you, hey, what's up with that thing there? I know. You and I were talking for 10 minutes. You waited until the show starts. You just go, hey, what's this shit on your face? Just noticed it.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the creep off. A show hosted by two best friends. That's right. Today's show is going to be a fun one. We were traveling. We were in Boston all this past weekend. So we're doing a hangover edition.

Yeah, we were traveling yesterday. So we're back. It's going to be today's the Scum Pride Parade, first ever. I'm very excited about that. Excellent. Got a lot of great stories. Now, I also want to let everybody know our show might be slightly shorter than normal. just because Christian

Blatt's a big baby well we were kind of taking up their time slot they have the WTP channel Tuesdays is too isn't this your channel though yeah yeah it is like telling you how to do things

well I mean it's it is their time slot I understand he's right he's in the right on this one I want to point out something that a lot of people don't know is that who are these broadcasters is their show

that's something a lot of people don't know I agree that's a great show teach you check it out Eric Zane Christian Blatt they're fantastic. They talk about bears and stuff. And not the kind of bears that we'll be talking about

on the show today. Like actual animals what they like to talk about. But people don't realize this is very rare for us. I don't know if we've ever had this happen before. Today's show is following on a super chat Tuesday.

Hell, yeah. Did you know that? The stars have aligned. I know. So we are celebrating Super Chat Tuesday if anybody wants to celebrate with us. We always appreciate the support. We do appreciate that.

Now, also, folks, at the end of this, make sure if you're watching this on the creepoff channel or if you're watching this on the Who Are These Podcasts channel at 2 o'clock make sure you're all on the creepoff channel and just start watching our old videos No! Watch Who Are These Broadcasters? I even have it set up so they'll be sent over there automatically if they're on WATP.

That's bullshit. I didn't approve that. All right, watch it. I love those guys. We're just kidding around. Go watch Christian and Eric. There are a couple of problems. They are. That's true. Carl, how do you want to start off today's show? Should we start off with the scum parade

And then do a little Carl's cop can? Yeah, we can do that But I think before we do that We have to talk about results Oh shit We certainly do Yeah

Danny Danny Readin results oh dandy Please won't you post that fanny All over The Patreon Danny Danny that body's so uncanny Boy smooth like lamb and shandy Oh yeah she's my creep girl

I would like to see Zane and Black at get a results girl of the quality of Danny. I would love to see them try. Couldn't happen. Couldn't happen. Only the creep off pulls this kind of talent. That's right.

That's right. Now, Danny, it's a heat wave across the country. Don't you feel you're overdressed today? Seriously. What's up with that? I don't know. I have to wear something, I guess, right? It's a bra's off kind of day when it's this hot, man?

I don't know. That's how it is where we're from. I let the puppies run loose. that's just me though that's just me Danny last episode we had the creepiest lesbian would you tell us who's getting the point

yes before I do I want to say the winner won by only four votes this is a very close one yeah for sure not even 51% less than 51% crazy yeah but you guys need a

fucking vote please go vote it's fun It is fun. That's right. Vote one time for Carl. Yeah, you'll have a blast. It's the best time you'll ever have. It's hard to participate in the show, Vinny. It affects the show.

People get a voice. They have a voice on this program. I didn't even explain what this is. This is normally a competition where Vinny and I both bring who we think is the biggest creep in a different category. Last week it was the biggest creep who's a lesbian. And we make our arguments for who we think it's the biggest creep. You all find folks who watch and listen. Go over to the creepoff.com and you vote.

and then we tally those up and the first thing we do on the next episode is bringing the lovely Danny or maybe Mahalia comes on and we figure out who won the previous week because when someone gets to five victories they've won the round and the loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences now many I don't want to say this out loud but I'm going to I don't think that score is correct you've won it at least three in a row at least I didn't I don't remember I gave a point away remember I remember that because that I don't think I remember that all right you're saying it's two to two Danny is it two to two right now um I'll take it I'll go and I'll give myself another point no problem no I want I just want to get right great so let's fight out who won okay well we had 50.9% of the vote the winner is Vinnie and Dana Morales I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sour grapes He just got another win yo Gotta give it up to the creepos

So someone please call Pogino Somebody called Polino Everybody knows it's his show Cause Carl's Creek fucking blows So someone please call Paul Gino I need my own winning jingle That's what this is all about You have the comeback King one

Okay Yeah but I but I, that's only for when I come back from somewhere Well you'll be hide again now That's true, that is a good point The comeback is gonna start Next week because we're not doing competition I want to thank my, my mother-in-law, my wife's cousins, who I called them all, had them all vote. Oh, is this what happened?

Yeah, how many votes are coming from Alabama? I'm going to have to ask Alex about this. She's got a lot of cousins. There's a lot of kids. There's a lot of counting on this. Man, I can't even believe I won with that one, too. I really gambled with that. It was terrible.

It was terrible. If I would have brought that in everyone, it would have been like, Carol, you're not even trying. What are you doing? You're just letting. Vinnie Wynn. I actually brought a real creep that I totally beat you with. You don't think my person was a real creep? No. Well, the scoreboard says different son. I know.

We might have to find different people to watch this show. I'm disappointed with everyone out there. I'm disappointed. Well, when it comes to the math, Carl. The numbers don't lie. And they spell a disaster for you. That's right, baby. Thank you, Danny. It's a really hot day out there. If you try it on the cow

bikini at all yet, you're going to go lay by the pool? What are you're going to do today? You are worked up. This is the second time you've hit on Danny. Yeah, I'm a problem today. I'm a problem today. Anyway, answer the question. Hopefully we can do something. Have you tried the cow bikini on yet, though?

The top, yeah. Did it fit? Yeah, sort of. Sort of. It's itty-bitty. It covered my nip, so. That works. Yeah.

That's all it needs to cover. That's what they say. Finney's getting so creepy right now What's going on over there, man? I'm just watching. I feel like I'm just trying to make Danny uncomfortable See how she handles it. And I'm doing kind of like a Larry David thing.

You're already standing up or else you wouldn't be able to. Oh, man. I'm actually leaning. Just kidding. All right, Danny. We love you. We love you, Danny. We'll see you next week.

Have fun. Bye. She's so great. Yes. Good sport. All right, what are we starting with? Do you want to go through some scum parade? Oh, fuck yeah.

Pride parade. Hey, Carl, I had an idea yesterday, and you know what? I'll just make an official on account of you heard the jingle where they said it was my show. Yeah. I want a new scum parade theme. Like, we need some new scum parade theme. It's been a while. So here's the deal.

I will. We'll do a competition again, like we did for the victim playing jingle. But I am now allowed to gift out Patreon memberships. Oh, cool. So here's what I'm thinking. For the listener who submits the very best. Scum parade theme, the one that we end up using. And we love Ocean Man. We love it.

You got to, that's gonna be hard to top. You gotta really bring it. You're getting a year to the Patreon on us. Oh shit. How's that sound? It sounds pretty good because we do a bonus show just about every single Friday. That's correct. And you'll have access to that. So keep that in mind.

If you want to start submitting them, send them to the creepoff pod at gmail.com. Until then. These are my peeps The scum parade There's nothing but creeps The scum parade I'm part of the show Let's meet

Let's meet this group of fucking weirdos Shall we, Carl? Yes We're going to Pontiac, Michigan A 40-year-old transgender woman has filed a civil lawsuit Michigan's 50th district court demanding the return of her surgically removed testicles, which she claims are being kept in a jar

inside her ex-boyfriend's refrigerator. Yep. You following that? Everyone making sense of that in their head? Yes. This beautiful woman's testicles were held inside of her boyfriend's refrigerator. Okay. And she wants them back.

She wants them back. Does she need them? Well, not really. No. I don't think so either. Now, this woman, Brianna, this woman, that's true. Brianna Kingsley filed a handwritten affidavit stating the 37-year-old William Wachachachowski is in possession of a surgically extracted testicles preserved in a mason jar, kept in the fridge, quote, next to the eggs.

That's in the complaint. She's seeking the return of the biological matter as well as- What type of eggs? Like, just like regular chicken eggs? Farm fresh, or what are we talking about? Look at judging by these two, I don't know, lizard? Okay, fair enough. So I wasn't sure it was like some kind of like science experiment where they're trying to get,

have a baby in the fridge, a fridge baby. That's not how that works. That's not how that works. You can't just mix testicles. I don't think that would work at all. Like the womb where all this shit goes down, the place where all this shit happens. You mean the term term? In a mother's belly.

Yep. It's where it happens. When daddy spug shoots his way up. disgusting way to make a person we're gross can't we just start quoted people already instead of being animals like this public records show kingsley pleaded guilty a while back

for misdemeanor assault in 2020 following a 2019 domestic incident and according to reports she pulled a knife on the roommate also a transgender woman during an argument at the time kingsley and other had other outstanding warrants including charges for obstructing police and drunk driving So here's what I think happened. This Wachowski guy says, I don't know or anything. She's a menace.

She left them in the fridge. And frankly, you know, sometimes I get hungry and I'm saving them for a holiday. That's what I was wondering about because according to the guy girl who wants her, his testicles back. Beautiful lady. The beautiful lady who wants his testicles back, according to that person, they're worth thousands of dollars. Because this lawsuit is not just giving me back my testicles, but give me back my testicles and hand over my testicles. and handover 6,500 bucks. Now, I would argue,

once you have detached the testicle, it is worthless. It is worth zero dollars. Okay. It's not getting anything done at that point. Well, Carl, value does not matter, you know, the only thing about value that matters is the person, what is someone willing to spend on them?

That's true. So I would disagree. As a wrestling figure collector, you would understand this better than I would. Sure, sure. I'll take off of me anything. Take them all. No.

Um, I just think that in this particular case, you know, he wants to have a souvenir from his relationship. Previous relationship. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this woman just wants her balls back. And, you know, she shouldn't have left them. It's a complicated matter. I believe possession is nine-tenths of the law. Well, there you go. Yeah. All right. Here we go. We got a couple super chats coming and people are starting to celebrate Bad Karate. Thanks for the two bucks. DER. I'm Vinny. WATB is the show, Der. Yeah. Thank you, Bad Karate. Labrne Mystic, surprise you don't have the Quadfather drop for this month. Yep, there it is. The gay shit I'm talking about on full display. Oh, gosh.

You want to bring him for Creepiest Plus next week? We almost did a Quadfather segment at the live show in Boston. Adam's got all sorts of clips of Quad getting very drunk, and when he's drunk, he gets very gay. It's a lot of dick talk and getting bang talk, and it's wild. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. well red jared c gave us five dollars says happy late vinteenth thank you sir i hit 37 yesterday happy

birthday to you and as a certified jadi this is a great birthday gift oh beautiful well happy birthday just do it red jared uh labr mystic thanks for the two bucks prefers genre of music for the new theme i don't know something upbeat we like to keep things peppy and moving peruvian pan flu yeah definitely not that rocco or b 2002 thanks for the five bucks her jewels are in kyle braflauski's knees. Right. Yes. It doesn't make any sense at all that she would want those back. All right. I want to introduce you to this awesome guy. This cool man here is a... What's his name like Bill or Fred? Something like that?

This is Nicky. Oh. With a... N-I-K-K-I. Yeah. That's a guy's name now? Well, I guess. Huh. Okay. You know what's weird? Look at the eyes on this person. Oh, yeah. I noticed. I think, like, when you cut the dick off, like, your eyes go off kilter. Does that what happened to blind, Mike? Does someone cut his dick off? No, but this person, oh, wait, this is a, oh, okay.

So when you grow a dick. Okay, yeah, yeah, when you grow a dick. It knocks your eyes off kilter. Sure. That's the better joke here. It's like in the jerk, he's got the little grabber for your glasses, but then it magnetically pulls in the pupils and makes people cross-eyed. I believe it's called the opti-grab.

The opt-igrab. that's correct. And yes, Stone Man 623. Nicky, like Jimmy's Nicky, like little Jimmy's Nicky, yes. That's correct spelling. He is a prominent LGBTQ plus activists once named the Citizen of the Year in Jackson, Michigan.

By the way, that's like a title for a child. You're a Citizen of the Year. Wow. Am I? Me? Wow, do I get a trophy? Of course, the Citizen of the Year gets a trophy. Do I get a parade? What a loser. No, Nick. You don't get

parade, Nick. It will be no parade. Now, this happened a few years ago. What we're doing today, by the way, is just celebrating some fun stories from the past and current. This is a past story that, you know, it happened before the creep-off existed, so we're going to have some fun with it today. I feel like we've talked about that

first story we did with the testicles. I feel like we've covered that on this show. Am I crazy? It seems so familiar. Yeah, it sounds so familiar to me, but anyway. Yeah, either way, we're going to have fun with them all today. So, let's do it. Carl, let's do it. 2017, this happened. This person burned their house down in a blaze that killed five pets and sparked a lengthy

investigation. Why would someone do that? Why would you burn your own house down with your animals in it? Well, here's the thing. Nick over here, my friend Nick, the cool guy, he wanted to, uh, you know, do all these great parades in Jackson, Michigan. Pride parades. A lot of pride events, right?

And the problem was, you know, when they were getting a lot of turnout for a few years there but then people were kind of like cool with it yeah that people stopped going because now it's just stupid and lame it's not as counterculture as there's a there's a segment of the simpsons where uh there's a pride parade and like we're here we're queer get used to it and leases like we're here every year it's just like they're not getting the pushback they used to get yeah everyone's just going yeah let's have another parade why not you get the whole month as many parades as you like and like i said uh i say in stand up i go i'm not cool with them legalizing weed either. It just normalizes it and then everybody

has it and it's not fun anymore. Do you remember the gay pride parades are great when they were all walking around and sticking their swinging dong and just making everybody uncomfortable? Those were great, Vinny? Yeah, they were funny. That was funny. Uh-huh. Did you ever go see? Yeah, you did. You were there? You know what I'm talking about? They're just like

Who are the guys you're playing with their dongs? Yeah, they're just spinning around walking down the street like Rick Flair chasing a stewardess. You really are wound up today, my friend. I don't know what's going on with you. I don't know what's going on with you. spent the whole weekend with your lovely wife. I assume you would have gotten all this out of your system, but I guess not. What are you talking about?

I'm just saying those are a lot of funds when they were grossed out all the Norby's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a fun troll. Like, those whole pride parades were just a troll for straight people. And now everybody, like the straight people started bringing their kids. That's true. A woke dad specifically. So that's my point.

It's not as much fun. Yep. I agree. So Nick was like, this was working a lot out a lot better when we had people who were protesting all this. And there weren't enough. So what Nick decided to do is drum up some business for Nick's proposed Pride Parade and set his house on fire to basically say, they're trying to stop the parade, everybody.

Come on out. This is like Jussie Smallette, except for Jussie was smart enough to not murder animals because you're not going to get a lot of sympathy when you get busted for doing that. Right. Now, this person did a bunch of interviews that raised further questions. According to police reporters, two colleagues from St. John's University Church of Grace, tone investigators. Jolly had expressed frustration over the lack of

opposition or controversy surrounding the pride events he is organized. Imagine being in that meeting. How come everyone likes this thing that we're doing? Everyone seems to really appreciate it. God damn it. This is like a Vince McMahon mindset. Yeah. This is like, we got to swerve them.

Right. Now, yeah, I believe the police to settle down. This was absolutely an arson on account of the gasoline spread all throughout the house. Jesus. And the gasoline they found on Nick at the end of the night.

You know what they didn't find is Google search history saying, how should I burn down my house because this person did it all wrong? Correct. All right, Carl. A little too obvious. A little too obvious.

Let's keep going. This one's a quick one. He's a former principal in Lincoln High School. This is Tony Worley's 58 years old. and he had a bit of a problem because he was on

hanging out on Grindr and he ran across one of his students on Grindr. Yes. Okay. A current student who was probably

a student that he knew was too young to be on this type of application which I believe they say is 18 plus. Yeah, you could be a minor and be on Grindr, is that a thing?

Because if so, that's terrible. That's not good. You don't think children lie to get on those things? Well, I would think you have like proof like state well i guess you can have a fake license or something did you have to show your license

when you signed up never signed up for grinder no anybody in the chat know the answer yeah actually i think we have some jdi's out there let us know how does this work yeah i don't know so whirlie ended up hooking up with his student uh they began a year long romantic relationship with the child who was under age why could he just ask the kid out like he knows the kid Why is he going on Grindr to hook up with a guy he sees every day? Dude, do you know what an insufferable child this had to be that's fucking the principal? Oh, you think he was doing it for favors? I don't know.

I'd just be an asshole to all the teachers. Right, yeah. Oh, you're going to send me to the principal's office, are you? Yeah. Oh, I'll go down to the principal's office to get my dick wet. How about that? You want to punish me so much. Oh, he's going to come in here.

He used to be riding my dick. Shut up. This fucking old friend. Yeah, you might be honest with something. because I was trying to figure out why a high school student would have any interest in this man. That's the only thing I could think of. Yeah, it's a power imbalance. I mean, like, this is not an attractive, like, person in general.

This is, like, Paul Giamati's brother. Right. This man has a lumpy features. He would have to have some pretty good prizes for me to go down on him. There'd have to be a pretty good payoff for that. I'll give you a cool guitar and some ankle braces. What do you say, Carl? What kind of guitar?

Braces. Go screw. All right. This is one of my favorite stories that I know we covered on the show, but there's been an update since the last time we covered it. Okay. Let's remind you. This is Sasha Yates, aka David Yates, that was David's dead name, goes by Sasha. was employed as a coach for tennis

at a Gettysburg, Pennsylvania area high school. Now, he resigned from his job just in October. We covered this story three years ago in 2022. He just resigned. That's wild. Because this is the real life, Mr. Garrison. Correct. When Mr. Garrison's going to the other students,

like, oh, my God, do you guys have heavy flows? Oh, my flow is so heavy. me this month. She got in a little bit of trouble in 2022 by reportedly entering the girl's locker room despite not coaching the team and asked students about their underwear and preferences for menstruation. A written reprimand was issued in placing Yates personnel file, though his contract was renewed following the pressure from activists who framed opposition as transphobia. So parents are upset now. They don't want this person teaching their children. this is a wacko

and they're getting called homophobic and transphobic but that's a highly inappropriate thing for an adult to do if you're a female gym teacher you're not allowed to go

into the fucking locker room and start talking to the girls about their fucking periods and what they prefer to use it's probably the frowned upon too unless you're hot yep one of the eight school board members

Michelle Smyers had previously voted against renewing his contract and she faced public backlash including the accusation of bigotry, Smires later received videos from an anonymous source. And these videos show, this is a screenshot for one of those. That's a crack pipe, by the way, if you thought she was playing like a flute.

Yeah, it's not a flute. That's a crack pipe. Well, I'm sorry, I take that back. Well, you're the expert. Correct. I was going to correct you, but I don't want a big time you with all my knowledge. That is a meth pipe. Yes, that is a math pipe.

So in this video, she's just, side. Sasha Yates is in a hotel, smoke and crack, and just getting plowed by some dude. Yeah. It made Hunter Biden's video seem tame. So. What she's up to. Even after the video surface and Yates supposedly resigned just this past fall, the district cited health reasons as the official explanation.

He's crazy and on meth. it is wild to me that there is a contingent of people I worked with one of these people back when I worked who think that any member of the LGBTQ community can't be an awful monster

like oh well they're gay so they're great like well there's actually shitheads in every community there's a lot of them actually uh toto pain Diaz has a great question why meth without sex

yeah why Carl you can do both you can do one or the other Yep, you can mix and match. Try a lot of different things. Yeah, that's right. Two things can be true at the same time. Sure.

Do lots of things. So people are monsters in the community. This is one of them. They are people that bring a bad name to the community. Yeah. They should be ostracized and thrown out of the community, not rallied around. Correct. And they shall also be thrown out of the school that they're teaching at.

Yeah, you can't have crack. You know, you can't have someone in the locker room. You can't have someone smoking crack and making sex tapes. bragging about being a meth whore oh yeah that's right well uh mrs yates the tennis coach is getting railed in the fucking asshole she's going i'm i'm your good meth whore aren't i tell me what a good meth whore i am great please leave which is uh you know pretty sexy talk even coming from you but it's turning me out a little bit fast fat guy six six six thanks for the two bucks carl does meth one time and now that's correct it's all it takes for me i'm a quick learner

Perfect. Oh, by the way, we missed this one. Rock Overbees 2002. Thanks to the American. Citizen of the Year in Jackson, Michigan, not good. Not good. Correct. Labrne Mystic with $5. No fun without pushback. If they just give up and take it, not as much fun, you say, lads. Paper late victim blame, please. Oh. Hold on. I got you. I see what you're doing. We got producers on this show. You brought this on yourself A victim blame

I'm sorry but Rusty's a you sort of deserve this All right, Carl, let's meet this next couple here They are, I like Norway I'm going to just read their article So they have different ideas on, you know, genders, I guess Oh, okay, yeah, I was confused by this one Yeah, three Norwegian men, two of whom claim to identify as transgender, have been convicted on charges related to the ongoing sexual assault and rape of a girl when she was between the ages of 12 and 14.

In January, Damien Scarlett Rose Nesney Barr, who's 43 years old pictured to the left, and Evan Evie Seberg-35 picture to the right, where charges... You know what's crazy about this? So these people have, like, their new names that they use. that's something that hip hop artists and trans people have in common they change their name to something ridiculous you know it's never like well you know I go by my middle name Jake now

you know I just don't call me Carl anymore it's always like it's gotta be something that's way over the top just to piss everyone off Madam Begonia it's too much right Damia Scarlet Rose Nesney you feel is a little over the top it's too much okay I'm not gonna learn

all of those names for this person pick one now they were charged with sexual intercourse with a child under the age of 14 and an instance of gang rape in which the act was committed by several people together in a quote particularly painful or particularly offensive manner so we're in the butt oh this is more than this poor kid both men claimed to be trans women and committed the sexual abuse alongside a third man named kenneth lang vatan akheri i can't say the name sure the special the sexual abuse of the the child first came to the attention of authorities on the night of June 3rd, 24, after Ackery was seen kissing the victim on the mouth and grabbing her genital area while on a public transportation. Yeah, if you bring your 13-year-old girlfriend out in public with you, don't finger them in front of people.

Correct. Yes, you got to play it cool. Apparently, they had gotten the child drunk and were bringing her home. Yeah. The three were leading a pride festival in purge in that evening, and they decided to have their party that night. So what happened was people who were on the bus watched this go down,

saw where they got off, followed them to the apartment, the apartment building walked around and asked people where do they live, figured it out, called the cops. And the three women provided testimony describing seeing what happened on the bus, and one estimated her age no more than 13 years old when they

contacted the police. Now they were all sentenced. They were instructed to refer to the two trans-idential identified men as women. Two of the defendants Bar and Seberg are trains Jennifer and identify as women reads the judgment. This is so confusing because we're talking about penetration. We're talking about S.A. with penetration.

And you got to refer to them as, ma'am, I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure you did insert it into a 13-year-old. You know, your dick. I'm pretty sure you did that, ma'am. Bear admitted to having raped a girl several times on the night of May 31st. Admitted to. He's bragging about it. Yep. Bear appears to have been granted a degree of leniency on the basis that the court assumes that Bear was not aware that the victim was under 14 at the time, though the judgment added that it had been proven beyond reasonable doubt that the defendant acted negligently.

Now, during the questioning, Bear admitted to having had a history of abusing the victim, noting another incidence of sexual abuse had taken back during the weekend in September of 2023. Okay. So this is going back a while. And on June 1, 2024, Bear and the girl met Seaburg at a festival where they provided. Pride Festival before returning to the apartment. Both men sexually abused and raped the girl on multiple occasions with the court noting they had used sex toys on the victim. They are photographed one incident as Seabrook sexually abused the child. The men then urinated on the girl while she was taking a shower.

I have to say, if you are going to get urinated on, while you're taking a shower is the best case scenario. I'm with Clay on a live penalty. Yeah. According to the judgment, Seaberg's attempt to penetrate the girl had failed because she, quote, lost her. her erection. Which is the funniest sentence you'll hear on this show today. Might be the day with this episode. She attempted to penetrate the girl, but lost her erection.

Seaburg was therefore given a reduced sentence for of one year and six months on the charge of aggravated sexual conduct because she couldn't get it up. An attorney has maintained that he was unable to maintain the erection when attempting to rape the young, are the young girl. He was also ordered to pay a fine of 200,000 Norwegian crooners. and Aker was also charged with essaying the child. He has not been accused of participating in the R or the gang R for the curl and was sentenced to 60 days in prison.

Hortland Court Records Reviews say the victim was at-risk youth due to life changes and the three men exploited her vulnerable situation. Minnie, I can't wait to stop looking at this photo. Okay. I cannot wait. Oh, look at these two. That's Johnny Pukaka. Okay.

He's 29. He is Finland's first openly gay professional ice hockey player. It says that, but then you read on, and it says he didn't come out until after he retired. Correct. So it's like, well, I don't know if you could call yourself the first openly gay hockey player. You know, here's the thing about him, though. He was and was. Because he's dead now.

He was shot and killed last fall in October in his home, and the home he shared with his former partner, 66-year-old Rolf Nordmo. Whoa. I mean, as you know, I like him older. but that's pretty crazy dad wife is that your dad wife seriously he's probably getting teased a bit for that right that's crazy now uh i feel like there's something wrong with this that the fact that he's like something happened when he was younger is there a reason why he's with uh an older gentleman like this like this guy probably should have been locked up years ago well let's see he's 29 years old i'm talking about the older man i'm doing math to find out if he should be locked up okay so he's

29 and 2024. They met in 2014. How old would that make him? 19. Yeah. So that's okay, I guess.

Okay. Not really great, though. Not great. He was in his 50s. Well, here's the breakdown. He met him online in June 2014. Quickly fell in love,

the Daily Mail says. Norma had previously been married to a woman for 17 years with whom he had three kids. In public, he would come to the games and stuff, and he would say, this is my uncle. To avoid out.

shouting himself. Yeah. They're like, dude, that guy makes out with his uncle. They marched together in the Helsinki parade after he came out. And he was shot and murdered in his own home with a hunting rifle by this fucking guy because they broke up and he was bummed about it. Yeah, so here's my thought on this. It turns out a 29-year-old doesn't want to hang out with a 70-year-old forever.

I don't think gay guys are into like old man balls, right? I know there's like size queens. Is there like a version of that for? balls where they just want to see it dragging on the ground? I don't think so. Probably. I think old man balls are probably a turnoff for most. I'm not going to say either way, because I feel like that would be king

shaming, and I feel like there probably is a ball fetish somewhere. Well, I just saw this in the chat, and you're right, guys. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul, with the creepy old guy's there. Uncle Paul,

and now he's coming over here with a shotgun. He should have saved it the next story let's keep on moving shall we i got two left and we'll do a cop cam okay a 26-year-old woman charged with murdering an autistic teenager named aaron page a cut and choked her form her lesbian lover as part of a sadomas masochistic sex play in perth australia wow these are some hardcore lesbians this is jemma victoria lily and then this is uh see that's what a real-life lesbian is right there and then you're correct this is uh trudy claire lennon she's 43 i want to think about these two having sex. Well, they killed

18-year-old this kid. Jesus, he's that worse teeth than me. Oh, man. That's brutal. I feel bad. That's horrible. My God, his teeth are worse than yours. Thank you. I'm glad

you could at least admit that. That one's coming out of his cheek. What the fuck? Yeah, that one's got a different zip code than the other ones. So, during sex play, they used to bring this 18-year-old autistic kid into the bedroom, and And they would cut him with knives and torture him while they would like scissor, I guess. Wow.

Okay. That's weird. That's a weird kink. And it got a little too out of control, and he ended up dead. So what they did was they went outside and they built a shallow grave while they dug a shallow grave. And then they covered it with concrete and tiles in June last year. Okay. So they got away with it.

Nobody knows that they did that and everything's good. No. Oh. No. No. She got caught. It emerged to have the first day. Well, how did she get?

caught carl do you remember i don't i can't find it in my notes i had it right here damn it uh i don't know the smell yeah autistic that might do it it was from the dead tooth up maybe his tooth was hanging up from the ground was pointing out so that's what happened actually folks i don't remember and i don't want to make up things but now i recall exactly what happened that one lone tooth stuck out over the ground trying to escape the mistake they made was they wrote his name on it and they try to make it look like a tombstone and then everybody knew he was dead it's a big grave marker teeth so uh they she's a fucking weirdo she was married to a dude this one and her nickname why is that weird look it's weird oh she's married to a dude well she was married to

a dude now she's like cutting up a 18 year old autist sure that is weird that part's weird and scissoring yeah so that's weird yeah no you're right yeah she uh used to refer to her husband, whose name was Gordon, she used to call him Gacy. Oh. On account if she was a big John Wayne Gacy fan. Who isn't? Yeah. I'm sure he was a handsome guy to get such a nice nickname.

It also says in this article, she liked the show Dexter, I'm like, a lot of people watch Dexter because of shit. I hate when they try to make these connections. I don't want to watch Dexter. I don't care about Dexter, but I know people who watch Dexter. I don't assume that they're cutting up 18-year-old autistic kids. They are. Yeah.

her other friend her other ex-girlfriend came and testified and said that she was also held down and cut by her on a lot of occasions by a character that she came up with named Corvina sounds hot

yeah Lenin told detectives of the pair didn't have a sexual relationship but it's they did a text message from her to Lily that was read out in a video recorded police interview played on Wednesday read I am very fortunate to have met

my true dominant counterpart because without you I would continue to feel shame so basically what happened was they were just torturing this kid whatever they can do they were into sadomasochistic shit sure and they just were like you know what we ought to do together we'll pretend to be roommates we'll lie about all of us nothing ever happened but i want you to fucking fuck up this dumb kid that lives with us together that'll get us hot they went a little too far one time everything was working out great until it wasn't all right isn't that always

the story yeah i got the last story oh god this one's rough let's just not keep the kid's face on there while we do this oh no that kid looks like he's such a happy little baby doesn't he for now that's that was Preston Davy yeah he was cleared dead at Blackpool

Victoria Hospital on July 27, 2023 after he's brought it unresponsive Jamie Varley he was 36 years old he was a teacher has been charged, was charged with murdering press, and as well as serious child sexual offenses. The court charged another gentleman who lived with him, his living boyfriend, John McGowan Fazzarly, 31, with allowing the death of a child. Varley was a secondary school teacher, and McGowan for Zerke were in the process of adopting the baby at the time of the horror, it was said. Both men spoke out only to confirm their names, date and dates of birth in court, but basically, according to all the men,

medical reports the one guy Jamie fucked that baby to death oh he was also charged with five counts of cruelty to a person under 16 10 of taking indecent photographs

of a child in one count of inflicting grievous bodily harm he was also accused of two counts of assault by penetration of a child under 13 and one count of sexual assault on a child under 13. I'm like under 13, under 16. It's like, they don't even make laws for shit like this. It's so out there.

No one was ever expecting to be like, oh, what if someone wants to adopt a 13-month-old and just start fucking a shit. And they're like, that's not going to happen. We'll just, we have the laws on the books already under 16. We're good. These guys are why there should be just a gun under glass in the courtroom. That's what the judge's hammer should be for.

You're right. They should just read what they did and they just take them out right there in front of everyone standing ovation. moving on it doesn't have to be cruel and unusual just get them the fuck off the earth and let them stop breathing the same fucking air we do

that's a wild story piece of shit and by the way all you gays out there we love you but you fucking creeps the creeps we have a problem with fuck your mothers but without the creeps you wouldn't have a show

so I don't know I'm torn out of now that I think about it solid point all right solid point now Carl I believe we have a cock cam today do we? We do. Before we do that, I think there's just a couple of super chats coming in and celebrating super chat. Tuesday. Jim Polger is a new member. Thank you for becoming a member. Thank you for that. Gabe Owner, the plus for next week's show shows as clear as night. I get what you did there. I see what you did there. I think we got them all. Yeah. All right. Should we check out a cop cam? Let's do it. Hit the music.

Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cock can lose all your rights. Ruined your life. This one came in from Becky Lane, who says, See you in Detroit in September. Looking forward to see us. Hey, Becky. Thank you, Becky. Ola, Creepo.

So what we're- I think she made me that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She made a nice one for me, too. She's a sweetheart. We love you. well what we're going to see here is a woman now it's it's late at night it's after midnight and there's a woman who is in a parking lot she's sitting in her car in a parking lot to wintertime

it's cold out and uh she's like blocking the entrance to this parking lot she's not really in a parking spot she's just kind of in the wrong area and she's blasting music okay so she's being a problem so people like call the cops on her because they're like i don't want to listen to this music forever and that's what we're going to see as the officer walks up to uh hannah is her name someone called in um they were complaining about your music being kind of loud from your car really i was here like 30 seconds you were just here for like 30 seconds yeah no not 30 seconds like 15 minutes okay you've been here for like 15 minutes yeah no i live here did you got an idea on you ma'am i do Okay, can I see that real quick?

How much have you had to drink tonight? Um, a lot. Not as much as she's had to eat. I do like the, oh, I maybe had one drink with dinner. You know, that's usually what you get. How much do you have to drink a lot? Or how much do you have to drink a lot. It's a problem.

In fact, she tries to figure out, she tries to give an estimate in my next clip here. Oh, God. Don't ever give the cops an estimate. I know you already said you had a lot to drink but like can you give me an estimate how much you've had um oh no no a thousand drinks a thousand drinks okay why not you know what I mean how much have I had to drink all of it all of it more than you could ever even imagine to start bragging about it at that point I had infinity all right so the officer obviously She wants her to step out of the vehicle because she is being detained.

He wants her to do, you know, the field sobriety test that we talk about on here. Sure. She is not having that. I'm with the cop on this one. She's not having it. So I'm going to need you step out of the car, okay? I'm not asking you. I'm telling you to do it.

And if you don't do it, we're going to have to take you out ourselves. And I don't want to have to do that. Don't take me out in a bad place. Just let me sit here. Here. Okay. Great. Great.

Thank you. And then can you just step out? I don't want to step out. You don't want to step out? Okay. This goes on, Vinnie. Again, the patience of these police officers. Another cop shows up.

They just back and forth, you got to get out of the car. We're not asking, we're telling you got to get out of the car. No, I'm not leaving this car. She doesn't want it to get towed. She's concerned if I get out of this car, you guys are going to tow it. I'm not getting out of this car. All right, here's how I would solve this problem, and I'm running from Monroe County Sheriff. So keep that in mind when I say this.

I will be the new sheriff of Monroe County. And this will be my platform for situations like this. If these women in the middle of terrible winters want to sit there in their cars and not get out, what we will do is we will have a wait-them-out policy. But we will smash out all the windows in the car and take the keys. So they have to sit there in the cold until they're ready to get out. We're not going to deal with pulling fat people out. I'm not going to pay the workman's comp for this.

I'm going to be honest with you, Vinnie. I think this woman would survive it. I think she's got enough padding. She got enough blubber that she'd survive a... a cold Rochester overnight. That might not work. And the police take a very different tact because they say, look at, we don't want to do this, Hannah,

but we will drag you out of the car. And that's when Hannah's like, the hell you are in my next clip. No, my lawyer, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Last chance. I need a tow cable. Or we're going to pull you up. No.

You're not going to step out. Okay. Wait, stop. No, you're done. You are under. Arrest right now. Get out of the car. Hannah, get out of the car. No.

Hannah. Oh, I am so strong. Get out of the car. That's really funny. Yeah, what's great about this. Now, Hannah's a big, big gale. I'm guessing close to five bills, right? I mean, you haven't seen her standing up yet.

She's a big girl. So when they pulled on her arm, did it make a fart noise? Like when you pull on your finger, yeah. So my next clip here, Hannah is winning. It's her versus two police officers. she is blackout drunk, and she is winning this battle. My God, Hannah's got a bolt on the corner. She's squishing him.

She's giving him the stink face, King. Two guys on me right now. Pull him the fuck down. No, get out of the car. I don't stop. Calm the fuck down. You don't tell us what to do. I just...

No. No. He don't. like, I just did, actually. Looks like I'm the one in control here, officer. Now, if you don't mind, let's listen to some music. Gravity is also a law, officer. Yeah,

that's true. Good luck moving me. All right, so, Hannah's decided, and again, this goes on for a long time, the struggle, sergeant shows up, they're really trying to get her out of the vehicle. I swear to you, they need to just get a tow cable attached

to a Jeep out there, wrapping around her, and then just fucking let that thing roll back up well no Hannah's determined she's very determined in my next clip here oh my god I just saw the cover of this you can make me go in there I will fight to the end and then charge me up

I've been in county I get it okay hey what's going on oh it's a big boy what's going on DUI arrest and then she wouldn't get out of the car no I didn't do a rest there's an arrest okay so what else then we pull her out of car she just getting out of the car.

Okay. Now she says she won't get in back her squad car. Are you hurt? No. No. No, okay. You got to go in back

in the squad car. No, I'm not. I want to have my phone. You can do that at the police department. No, no, I can't. I don't care for her attitude. She is ready to fight to the death before she's going to get

into the back of that squad car. I think you mean back of the pickup. Well, it's odd that she really wanted to be in the car before and now they pull her out. They're like, you want to get into this car? She goes, no. you wanted to be in a car just a minute ago but now you don't want to be in a car I don't really think she knows what she's arguing

she might be one of those people with like oppositional defiance disorder that just argue everything you're right and uh I've never seen this before but the cop actually gives in and goes fine I'll let you make a phone call I've never seen this before here's your cell phone I'll let you make a phone call if you promise you get in the squad car after the phone call who does she call Well, she calls someone who doesn't pick up because, like I said, it's late at night. Or they saw her number. Good point.

And so she has to leave a voicemail, which is my next clip here. All right. I don't know what to say. Say me from the police station. Okay, that's all I said. Hang up the phone. God, you're a jerk. You ready to go to see?

No, not. Well, you said we had a deal. I know. I'm not taking a deal. No, not going to. in there. She fucking betrayed him. By the first time

a cop's just like, all right, fine, I'll let you make a phone call. But then you got to get in the car. She's like, this is why they don't let people make phone calls that.

Correct. This cop fucked up. He did. I will be very mad to find out later that that like breach of policy is what allows her to appeal. Wouldn't that be amazing? I'd be so mad.

And he let her make a phone call tampering with evidence. So I don't fucking know. But I will say this, they're going to have to have to lather her to get her into the back of a car. Yeah. Someone in the chat was asking about how many six

butter it's going to take. Yeah, to Wired, Christian, thanks for the J-Bucs. Get the sticks of butter. The sticks of butter ready for the cop car. DeWired Christian. Well played. Oh, I love that guy. All right, so they decide because she will not move, they need to wrap her up.

So an entire body wrap, so they can, like, pick her up and move her. So her legs are together, her arms are together, she can't fight and wrestle back to them. So, uh, if I got this woman in the car, I would just take her back to the ocean. So this is not going well for the police in my clip number eight. Put the harness over ahead. And you guys are supposed to lift me up? Yeah.

Okay. That's not the brag you think it is, Hannah. Oh, you guys think you can lift me up? It's like, yeah, you are way overweight. This is true. But there's a bunch of these guys. They'll figure it out, I would imagine. I got to be honest with you.

If I'm the cops at this point, I'm having fun with this. I'm like, all right, who else is on duty, right now who can we wake up how many guys is it going to take to lift this fat bitch let's find out yeah and there was a guy given commentary after the video a police officer's like I used to work a lot of these shifts early on

and I'll tell you I think I laughed more at my job than I did have like bad days because you get people like this and it's hysterical right they're having fun with it right they should they should they should I want them to have a good time with their job so then this woman they get the rap on her and she has

like a seizure and she stops breathing and so they have to call the fire department to come down and paramedics have to get involved and they have to take the wrap off just in case and then it turns out that took a couple hours I would imagine and then it turns out she was faking and so after all of that

they actually let her get up on her own which again I can't believe any of this is going on they've decided like okay this woman's too fat too gross we don't want to deal with that so she gets up and I don't think she's understanding I don't think she's grasping the reality of her situation. Okay, let's see what happens.

I'm just going to walk home. You're not going home. You're not going home. You're being arrested. Still? I know. She's like, ugh, that again? Yeah, they're still using the A word around here?

Geez. Y'all almost just killed me. You probably should just let me go home and die. I mean, think of the paperwork. That's what I would say to these guys. She asks so many times why she's being. arrested every time like at a certain point the cops are in unison d ui we keep telling you that and she just keeps forgetting she's obviously blackout drunk dude just bringing the tow truck and it get her in

the wrap slap her in the back of the tow truck refuses to get into the squad car so back in the wrap she goes by clip 10 good good give the ankles jump oh come stops for any knees like that you ready one three great great uh-huh All right. All right. All right, we got to put a seatbelt on. Yep. No, fuck my seeball.

You never a f***le on me? Who says that? Let's put a fucking seatbelt on her. Fuck you. You're right. What was the term? Is someone defiance disorder? Opposition defiance disorder.

Opposition defiance. Yeah, because then it's like, okay, put your seatbelt on. What? No, I'm not putting a seatbelt. It's like. lady come on what you think you're going to accomplish with all this the one pun uh says they strung her up by the ankles and took pictures with her after i would oh shit so thank you becky for uh for sending in that lovely hannah nailed it becky yeah nailed it getting arrested

for jamming music in her car well shit faced hey car in a parking lot great job do you know we have six minutes till who are these broadcaster starts i wanted to tell everyone tune in if you're on the creepoff channel head over to watp if you're on wtp stay right there because it is time for who are these broadcasters with christian and eric zane yeah give them a chance you know check it only let you down check it out and then at five o'clock eastern today i'm going to be doing a uh boston live wrap-up show with uh all the people who are part of that show we'll be popping on to talk about how things went down hopefully people who came out the show. We'll be there to chat about

their experiences and it should be a good time. Now, before we leave today, I don't know if I'm to be able to make that. I'm going to try but I would like to share with the creep-off audience the story of one of our very special listeners who joined us. Okay. Do you know

a certain person by the name of Olive Garden Waitress? Oh my gosh. I sure do. And this is what I was amazed by, Vinny, and tell me if I'm the idiot. So we meet Olive Garden Waitress, who's a voice mower to this show. Yes.

Very pretty girl. If you're a creepoff fan, you know Olive Darnwoods. Well, it's funny because guys hit on her, and she is a very pretty girl. But I guess, you know, there's something about her voice. I find it annoying, but people seem to think she's attractive with that voice. Anyway, this is the part that's crazy to me, Vinnie. She actually does work at the Olive Garden. And she's trying to get a transfer to a different Olive Garden location.

I just thought that was her bit. Olive Garden waitress. I didn't know that was a real thing. I am floored that you did not take that at face value. I didn't. I didn't think for a second even when I was talking to. I'm like, we don't really work at Olive Garden.

She's like, no, no, I do. And she told me the location. She's like, but I want to get a job at this one. She's got like a relative who's got a gig over there or something. I's like, what? So let's tell the story real quick. The show is ending and you send Jenny Jingles out with a microphone into the audience to talk to people. Yep.

And I was standing back by the camera and the soundboard and everything watching the end of the show. And she comes right up. to me and goes hot taps me on the show she goes Vinnie Vinnie I go hi how are you she goes I'm Olive Garden waitress and I looked at Jenny I said give me that microphone get her on here get that microphone over here Jenny jingles

she gives a tour you brought her up on stage yeah you brought her up on stage maybe not the best choice she almost died yep yep she comes up on stage and she does a thing where she's talking about how big her boobs are and pretty fucking big

pretty fucking big see what's going on. Tiggle bitties. Please just keep it to yourself for now. But yeah, there was a rickety little stepway up to the stage that did not agree with her. So she goes up, she shakes them for everybody, turns towards the stage, and that just falls right down on her ass. God.

That was amazing. One of the appearance. Yeah. And then I got to meet her cousin, because, you know, I went and hung out with listeners and stuff after. I was out until probably two in the morning, just hanging out. And she was there with her cousin, and she comes up to me towards the end of the night. Everybody's, like, starting to leave. And she goes, Vinnie, would you please tell my cousin that you'll make sure I get back to my car safe?

Why the hell would that be your responsibility? I just said, absolutely not. Right. It's ridiculous. I'm not going to be in charge of you. Horrendous request. No way. but we still love you.

And now that you've met Carl and I, Alvgard and Waitress, I would really like to know your opinions of us. So if you want to leave those in the voicemail, tell everybody who you like more. That's always fun. No, no, no. I don't want to know anyone's opinion on me.

I'm good. Okay. Well, everybody, don't give Carl your opinion on him. Yes, please don't. At the creepoff.com. We're going to be back with the competition next week. And until then, remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

Gagia Carry thy darkness lightly or whatever Look, he fucking nutted on my fucking leg It's the creep off. What the hell is he supposed to be? That ain't funny.