The Creep Off - Episode 268: Bikini's & Pavement
Episode Date: June 30, 2025It’s the final Creep Off of Pride Month — and Karl & Vinnie are closing things out in style by making their nominations for Creepiest "+" Don’t forget to vote for who brought the bi...ggest creep at thecreepoff.com. Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: https://lawandcrime.com/crime/did-not-want-him-sleeping-on-her-clean-sheets-husband-who-had-not-showered-in-two-months-beat-elderly-wife-for-telling-him-to-bathe-police-say/https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20pj38gyeqohttps://scallywagandvagabond.com/2025/06/jonathan-douglas-potter-cheyenne-wyoming-man-pulls-gun-on-2-women/Opelousas man reportedly injected mother with meth before beating her to death, putting her in trash can | Crime | kadn.com The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week!
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Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things.
If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?
See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay?
You tell the kids that get out of the fuck off the damn page.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation, horror, shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive,
and I'm not backing down.
Gooku, goon.
Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps.
I'm your host.
My name is Vinnie.
And joining me in the studio, as always.
It's hot co-caccarro.
What is happening, Vinnie Paulino?
I got to tell you, I'm not feeling the best today.
What's wrong?
You just got off a plane, right?
Yeah, this morning was something rare.
I had to set my alarm.
I hate that.
I hate when I get woken up by an alarm going off.
I had to fly back from Detroit.
morning.
Oh, no, an alarm?
Yeah.
Really?
And then there's an Uber and then there's a flight.
I mean, you probably never experienced these things in life.
I can't even explain it to you.
Probably can't relate in any way.
I couldn't possibly imagine the horrors of having to get up at a certain time.
Oh, it's crazy.
So anyway, I'm going to do my best.
I'm going to try my best today, Benny.
I brought a great creep for myself.
I will also try my best, everyone, not to strangle him for saying that.
Wow.
dude you're going to turn into stern one of these days it's going to be great i can't wait i can't wait to
bitch about my amazing life every day and turn that into a show your second wife is going to suck
though oh what if what a weekend we had to uh to devo and the tigers game last night in
detroit so much fun i'm glad to hear that man i really am i had an interesting weekend as well
yeah i got to tell you something carl exciting start to the show because people are celebrating the
holiday. Oh, I forgot because either way, Fourth of July coming up. Yeah. So I forgot that not only
is it the last day of pride, which we'll be celebrating throughout this show. Yep. But it's also
Super Chat Monday. That's it. That's amazing. Look at all these people celebrate like Rock and Orby
2002. He starts off with a tweet, I think sending more towards the WATP side of things.
You think Woke Dad listens to the Man Enough podcast? Also, I demand an angel Reese French
Johanna crossover. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah. We reviewed
on WTP this weekend over at Drew's
place, the Justin Beldoni
podcast, the Man Enough podcast.
It is the softest thing.
It's the softest podcast
you've ever heard. Is that the guy that
Blake lively sued? That's the
one. And he has a podcast?
Oh yeah. Does they have a lawsuit going on? Why does
he have a podcast? He's had a podcast for years
and he's got books out about how to be
a pussy boy. That's his whole
thing. Huh. It's like
just to emasculate himself
and other men. And I have to hear
that podcast, I decided to start learning Chinese
because we do not have a bright
future in this country. Okay.
Hellraiser 69. Thanks for the
20 bucks, just to piss off Chad, but also
sincerely meanness. Sorry for your loss,
Carl, RIP, Papa Hamburger.
Thank you very much, Halraiser, 69.
You're the man, and I'm glad
that pisses off Chad.
The news of Aaron's arrest made me so angry
that I struck my wife. Then I realized
I'm not even married. Who the hell did
I hit? Doesn't matter.
She probably deserved it.
he probably did something to somebody down the line
exactly and you know what the good thing is
if she doesn't know what it was for
she'll assign it to something she already knew she did
and you made a difference in the world
so please don't assault women anybody
uh Mgoo
what is this MGO 82 thanks to the two bucks
RIP Mr. Hamburger Zumach is a zilch
Chad Zumach I agree with that sediment
completely weed out the gate five bucks
go fuck yourselves
have a good week
week the last episode was short because carl cares more about christian blad than they creep off that's
right it was a scheduling conflict that is true thanks for pointing that out weege next picks thanks for
the six 99 canadian my condolences to carl and the extended hamburger family happy canada day eve
everyone thank you next specs i appreciate that very much happy canada day eve carl can i just say
to you um you know not just trying to you know bring it up for whatever but i really liked your dad
cool guy. Like he really was like a one in a million kind of guy. Yeah. He really
embraced all the stuff I was doing. We came to a lot of the live shows, came out to the
comedy club, even though he couldn't really hear or know what was going on, but he just wanted
to be there and hang out. Just such a good energy and attitude. Yeah, for sure. And I'll put
this out there. I talked about on the show, my brother dropped Friday. And I want you to know
this and I mean this. And you know, wherever my brother is, God bless him. May the
and be at your back. But I learned more from
your dad the few times I met him than I ever
learned from my brother my entire life.
From what I've heard about your brother, I believe
that. So, I mean, I really legitimately
think the world lost a sweetheart of a guy. Well, that's very nice of you to say.
So, you know, whatever that's worth.
He liked you too, Vinnie. I liked him a lot.
He loved the, when we did the roast,
the creep-off roast,
he would just, always bugged me. When's that video
going up? I want to watch that video again. That was
so great. He really loved that. He loved
Pat Dixon. Well, wait a
hilarious make your father waste a year of his life waiting for it great work carl i got to
eventually i'm glad he lived to see it a busy guy glad he lived to see it too me too um
i have a one in one out rule in my house and my family carl okay so i didn't introduce everybody
to my new best oh i heard you got a new dog i'm going i don't know when i'm going to get her yet
she's at the pound okay i went to the clink like the legit downtown one by the stadium oh did
Did you rescue her?
Did she rescue you?
I can't tell.
I can't tell you.
Look at this face.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Pull it up.
All right.
We got show and tell today.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at that dog.
You know what?
She's a wreck.
I love her.
She's very cute, but that was like a drooly dog.
Oh, yeah.
That's one of those dogs has drool coming out all the time.
Why would you want that?
What are you doing about?
What are you doing with that?
Carl, look at her.
She is one of those.
Look at her.
Why would you do this to yourself?
She's so cute.
Oh, what are you doing?
Why would you do this?
She's going to come live in the studio here.
Oh, no.
She's to be right in there with you when we do the show.
Yeah, I'll start doing this from home.
That's fine.
This commute's been killing me anyway.
How are you going to know what to do the show?
You're not even to set an alarm.
Don't set alarms.
All right.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Well, congratulations on your new poppy.
One in one out in my family.
What's her name? Do you have a name yet?
I haven't decided.
It's narrowed down to a couple things.
I am taking suggestions today in the form of super chats.
I think you should call her Danny after our results girl.
Or maybe my hell yeah.
Mahalya.
That's a fun name for a dog.
That would never name my dog, my hell yeah.
All right.
Just throwing it out there.
I don't know why somebody would do that to a person.
Dear God.
I guess it's a different language.
All right.
Good times on the creep off today.
I can't wait for that dog.
I get to why your Christians killing me.
I can't wait for that dog to hump Carl's leg.
I hate those drooly dogs.
You're going to love her.
It's a thick saliva, too.
It gets everywhere.
Viscis, they say.
Oh, yeah.
It's a naughty-faced dog.
that's what a name or snap face seriously you might as well i'm telling you okay
Carl there's no results of last week because it was a scum parade i hope you don't regret that
decision no there's no results this week what do you're up four to two can i talk can i talk
about the contest that we have going right now yes so on the creep off it's the only true crime
podcast for men and the reason why it's for men is because it's a contest vini and i both bring
the person we think is the biggest creep in a certain category we've been going through pride
month. So we've been doing
the G's, the B's.
The G's and the L's. And the
L's. And then we had the Pride Parade. This week
we have the pluses. So Vina and I will both
present who we think is the biggest creep in the plus
category. Then you all go to the creepoff.com and vote for you thought
brought the biggest creep. Then we look at the results
the next week. The winner gets a point. And once that
person gets to five points, they've won the round and the other person
has to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences.
is something I seem to do every couple weeks of the show somehow.
I don't know how that's possible, but it seems like it.
Yeah.
It seemed like you were due.
I thought so, too.
Especially last week, that was bullshit.
I definitely beat you.
That was crazy.
Do you remember all the times that you would get me with like really goofy shit,
just like out of left field?
Yeah, when people usually have a good sense of humor about this show,
now everyone takes it real seriously.
Yeah, so I'm trying to bring the sense of humor back, Carl.
I appreciate that.
Maybe join it, maybe join it.
Why don't you realize we're trying to entertain people, Carl?
Why don't you guys are trying to have a good time
Make people laugh
Yeah, it's a comedy show people
It's a comedy show
All right, well, listen, sour grapes
It's okay
It's all in good fun
Right
Everyone's having good fun on the show
That's the important thing
Right
It's good clean humor
And the other thing that's important
Is that there's no air conditioning
In this building
This is that's great there
Oh they turned it off on us
Those assholes
This is brutal
It is a warm hot day
I had a giant ass fan going in here
And it was actually pretty nice
But now it's not
See Carl's base
is like sub-freezing.
I like it cold.
It's like Mr. Freeze's lair.
I like it real cold when I'm podcasting.
Frosted tips and a frosted basement.
Hell yeah.
That's the way Carl likes it.
So, Carl,
yes.
Today's category's creepiest plus.
I won the last time we did a competition.
Yeah.
So you go first.
That means I go first.
Are you ready to do this?
Let's go.
Carl, you may recognize this person.
Do you recognize this individual?
No. It looks very familiar, but I don't know who that is.
Okay. Well, my group today is Sam Brinton, the former deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition of the Department of Energy, and the first openly non-binary person to ever hold a federal leadership position.
Okay.
You don't remember this person?
Oh, yeah. There you go. The cranium on this thing is ridiculous.
Them. The cranium on them
is ridiculous. Ridiculous, man.
Dual master's degrees, Carl, from MIT.
Strong background in nuclear policy and a long list of
LGBT-plus advocacy work.
Brinton was a trailblazer.
In fact, fun fact here,
they helped lead the charge to ban conversion therapy in the U.S.
In 2014, they testified at the United Nations Convention
against torture, sharing what they described as their own experience with conversion therapy
as a team.
According to Britain, they were subjected to extreme practices bound to a table, exposed to heat,
ice, and electric shocks, all while being forced to watch videos of gay porn.
That probably works.
All under the direction of therapists, their parents sent them to after they came out as bisexual
and middle school.
Now, they said the abuse escalated at home to...
You know what? I'm processing this. I'm sorry, Vinny. I'm still on the uptake today.
Yeah.
So what you're telling me is, they're trying to, so you're watching gay porn and you're like, this is awesome.
Me, no. This is all I want to see.
Right.
But they're, like, shocking you and freezing you so that your mind tries to connect the dots and like, oh, watching this is not pleasurable because I'm getting shocked.
Right.
But what actually is going to happen is that when you go to watch gay porn by yourself, it's twice as good.
Oh, my God.
Because you're enjoying it, and you're not getting shocked.
You're like going to get addicted to it, I think.
It's almost like they didn't think this thing through.
Yeah, it's almost like an experimental, yeah.
You make a good point.
And, I mean, let's be honest, this does look like the person who had electric shock torture.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'm glad they're in charge of policy.
That's good.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
So fun facts here.
Yeah.
As a kid, the father, the parents were Southern Baptist ministers, whatever, threatened to shoot them if they ever returned to their house at one point.
Cool.
Yeah.
But not a lot of people.
That's what Jesus would have watched.
If you don't get along with your kid and murder them, that's what he used to say.
You know what the thing is, the parents weren't even mad that, you know, they were, you know, bisexual.
They were upset about it was what a dork.
Yeah.
What an unsufferable fucking nerd.
That's disappointing.
Like if you had flamboy and Sheldon running around your house, you'd be annoyed too, right?
Also, I would imagine that he ruined his mom's vagina with that head.
She probably never got over it.
Dad's not happy about it either.
People think she used to ride horses.
Bearback
Sure didn't
Nope that wasn't it
Sure didn't
This is our Sam
Look at them
So
Wayne Besson
Who is a
Anti-Conversion Therapy
Journalist
And LGBTQ activists
Challenge Britain's account
publicly
Saying their retelling has
Serious inconsistencies
Britain hasn't named a therapist
Despite saying
They were in therapy
For two years
The Claims didn't
aligned with documented known types
of conversion therapy.
Besson says the media ran with the story
without verifying any of it, calling it
sloppy, negligent, and unprofessional.
No, I don't see anything
unprofessional about Sam at all.
So, all right, so
someone's calling him out saying this never happened.
Who gives a shit?
Sure, okay. Who cares?
Well, regardless of that, you know,
did really great things for the world.
And, you know, I don't think
they were unprofessional. Sure.
You know, they used to bring their pets
to work and stuff.
Oh, Jesus.
That's a little unprofessional.
A little unprofessional, but I don't know.
Was it June?
If it was June, I'll give it a pass.
Right.
And I mean, so what?
They love their pets.
They take their pets everywhere.
That is so bizarre to me.
You don't say.
Oh, also, by the way, Sam,
fantastic drag performer.
Uh-huh.
Real fun, dork name.
She was in a group called the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence,
and they were drag nun.
Oh, that was like an isotope's nuclear fallout thing.
That's what Lucy typebox would look like if she lost her hair.
Right, now we know the future.
Yep.
Her character was sister, Ray D.Oactive.
You get it?
Yeah.
You get it?
It's terrible.
Well, everything came crashing down.
All this whole thing of this fucking great Trailblazer, LGBTQ activist.
Turns out just a common bag of shit.
Fuck you.
garbage person.
Yeah.
Here's a picture.
This is from July
2022 at the Harry Reid
International Airport in Las Vegas, Carl.
This is Sam stealing a
Vera Bradley suitcase containing $3,600
worth of clothing, jewelry, and makeup.
They were later seen on Instagram
and the same shirt they wore
during the theft.
Who the fuck steals bags from an airport?
Just a random luggage, hoping it had
stuff in it? Right. Proclaimed that
it was a mistake, but took the tags
off of them and threw them in the garbage on the
way out of the airport.
What the fuck does that?
This asshole.
That's crazy.
Carl, it gets crazier.
Read this.
Thank you to the word, Christian reminded me, Zoomak.
Okay, that's the other person we know who would do that.
Got it.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Exactly.
So, she get, or they end up getting a, uh...
You just said she?
No, I don't fucking know.
It's very generous.
I'm just going Sam.
Very generous.
Sam was seen on Instagram wearing the same shirt posting about how they gave me such a great
shirt to wear on my flight at the airport.
today.
What a fucking idiot.
Guys,
in case there's
anyone's wondering,
this is the exact
shirt that I was
wearing at the airport
today, okay?
It's my alibi?
I don't know
how things work,
clearly.
So,
pleaded no contest,
got 180-day
suspended sentence
and was ordered
to undergo a
mental health
evaluation.
Shows how great
the system works.
Pay restitution
and do community
service.
Now,
they did it again.
this time in Minneapolis.
Stole another suitcase?
Yes.
At an airport?
Two months later.
What the fuck?
Claiming it was an accident.
This person needs to get like a bright pink suitcase or something so they can't confuse it with other people's luggage.
Right.
Right.
You would think that, right?
I would.
Yeah.
So the case ended up with Sam having to take a diversion program.
Okay.
Like, not like the one that they claimed they took when they were a kid.
Okay.
Now.
Thinking they got...
They're showing your suitcases.
You're like, ooh, that's a nice thing.
a suitcase. They just stab you. No, they were like
designer bags. That's why. That's what I
mean. They got to like get him so he doesn't like suitcases
anymore. They just throw
them out. He just throw acid in his face
and he's staring at awesome suitcases.
Oh, I hope they do what they do at home below.
They hook the handles up to like an iron, to a
hot iron. Every time they go to touch it, they get burnt.
Oh, it's a great idea.
Listen, I think you should be shot
for this, just stealing people's luggage in an airport.
If you do anything to cause another
human being, another minute in
an airport, you deserve the
lowest depths of hell right caro uh actually the delta lounges are lovely i have a very good time
in there i thought there was a thread of them i subreddit the w tv subreddit talking about how i've
become a real douchebag lately and uh talking about you know watching the tigers game for the
champions club so i thought i'd throw out the chris and i were at the delta sky lounge today isn't
that champions club great oh it's amazing it is you went there i did thank you drew yeah oh my gosh
shit. You should brag about that. Fuck you commoners. Fuck you peasants.
Stone man says lately. Yeah, yeah, just lately I've been doing that. It's a new character I'm
working on. Dude, Drew Laid is like the nicest guy in the world. He's way too fucking nice.
If you saw what he did for us to go to Devo, we got our photos taken with Devo. We got to meet him.
It was just incredible. He got you meet and greets with Devo. Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Oh my God. I bet you what you left. If they all looked at each other.
that dork.
You know what, Vinny, let's
stop talking about Debo. Let's get back to
this. Did you get a souvenir hat?
Let's go back to this. Did you get a souvenir hat?
You didn't get a hat? No.
I wanted to get a shirt, but we were like, our
driver was coming. All right, see, this is just getting
worse and worse. Our driver was coming to pick
us up, so we had to run right out of
the venue. Uh-huh. All right, let's stop talking
about this. What kind of car
was that person driving? I'm sorry? What kind
of car was that person driving? An esccoid.
Oh, it's nice.
Black? Yep.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey, Drew's house?
No, we had an Airbnb and Royal Oak.
Oh, Royal Oak.
Royal Oak.
Okay.
Nice.
I like it there.
Very nice.
So let me just finish up this story real fast.
It's enough about me.
Remember this picture I showed you a couple of minutes ago?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, interesting fact, this person got fired after the second offense of stealing luggage from the Department of Energy.
Someone, this story makes the news.
And this woman, who's an artist out of, out of Houston named Asha Cashman, had her luggage go missing at Reagan Airport.
Got.
Inside were 30 one-of-a-kind dresses.
Years later, because of all this, she saw Brinton wearing those dresses at public events.
Ah, that's hilarious.
So hold on.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
see the jewelry on the chest
Yeah
Who wore it better?
Her
Or them
So
she got the FBI involved
Sam got arrested
And spent two weeks in jail
And ended up having to pay restitution
The clothes were ruined
And no longer wearable or sellable
I'm guessing the dogs peed on them or something
And
Either way
That was 2018
when those items went missing.
You were talking about those people wearing the dog.
Yes, of course I was, Carl.
Yes.
Stay with me.
Well, people who aren't watching wouldn't know the reference point.
Yeah, those are all people in dog masks, by the way.
Yes.
Yeah.
Thank you, Carl.
Yeah, go on.
I'm sorry for making fun of you.
Keep going.
So, uh, what consequence for stealing people's luggage is?
Now, I have to imagine, got caught twice, very close together,
too high profile of a person
I mean this is a very flamboyantly
like a look at me kind of person
You think? Yes
So how do you not notice them just walking around
With people's luggage and stuff now at the airport
They need a lot of attention
Yeah got caught twice
But somehow ended up with this person's luggage from 2018
How many times did this happen, Carl?
Every time sounds like
Yeah
Sounds like every time
This is literally a bandit
This is a stealing your luggage
You imagine leaving the house?
You're like, oh, you're not bringing a suitcase?
I'll find one at the airport.
I'm good.
I'll just grab one when we get to the airport.
So once a rising LGBTQ plus advocate, drag performer,
you spoke at the UN, Carl.
Of course.
Posely conversion therapy survivor, serial airport luggage thief.
That's my creep, Sam Britton.
Absolutely contender for creepiest plus, Carl.
I love it.
Great presentation, buddy.
Thank you for that.
What a sad of shit.
High profile one, too.
I like that.
It was fun.
All right, I want to introduce you to Kevin Patterson.
Now, Kevin Patterson identifies as a non-binary pansexual.
If you want to pull up the photo, I gave you, yep, there is Kevin.
Boy, both of our creeps have giant heads.
Yeah, Kevin also goes by Rachel Patterson.
And in 2014, Rachel, at the age of 19, was homeless.
And so Richard Bergason, if you want to pull up Richard's photo there, 57 years old at the time.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, kind of looks like David Lee Roth a little bit.
It's kind of giving off those vibes.
Oh, my God.
You have Roth now.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, not Roth in his heyday.
Roth next year.
Hey, Rachel, you need a place to come to stay?
It's like Jack Nicholson.
So he's 57 years old.
He meets Kevin through the overlay Christian church in Redmond, Washington.
And because he's sympathetic, he goes, Kevin, you're homeless.
You're 19 years.
Don't come live with me, man.
I got room over here.
even though Kevin had multiple offenses and convictions when he was younger as a teenager getting into a lot of trouble.
This guy goes, I can fix it.
Come on in.
So to repay Richard for that generosity, what this guy Kevin did is he tied him up.
He tied up his arms and legs so he couldn't move.
Then he went out to the garage and found a shovel and beat him to death.
That's not what those are for.
He beat Richard, the guy who brought him in, gave him some shelter, to death with a shovel.
then when he did it was he stole his money
and his credit cards and his car
and he drove to Canada
he was born in Canada so he's dual citizenship
so easy peasy they let him go right through
oh yeah easy peasy right right they probably thought it was
Matt Smith from Doctor Who
they might have I wasn't there
okay no one reported
about that so when the police find
Richard dead with multiple skull
fractures he'd be smashed in the head with a
shovel a few times
they launched a search and it did not
take long Vinny because this idiot Kevin
is up in Abertsford, British Columbia.
Did Kevin take the shovel and have it in the passenger seat going over the border?
Worse than that.
Okay.
This guy's going on a shopping spree with Richard's credit card, throwing parties in hotel rooms.
He's just living it up.
So they very quickly traced this to Kevin and figuring it out.
Oh, no.
So Kevin.
What a dummy.
Kevin denied that he killed Richard.
He goes, no, no, no.
I just tied him up to take his car and his money.
You know, what I bet happened.
It's crazy.
Maybe someone else walked by
saw that he was tied up
and decided to beat him with a shovel
because they could,
you know,
crime of opportunity kind of thing.
God,
don't admit to any of it.
I would not know that.
I say, what happened to Richard?
He gave me his credit card
so I could go home and visit family.
Right.
Yes.
You moron.
However, detectives found
that Kevin confessed about the murder
over the phone to a friend
saying that Richard made sexual advances towards him.
He did not.
This was not what this was up to.
That's not what this was about.
Do we know that for sure?
because this guy looks horny as hell.
He is horny, but not for Kevin.
Like that picture, if that was like a dating profile picture,
it screams, hide your drinks, ladies.
I'll just take a bottle of something.
So Kevin fought.
He didn't want to be extradited to the United States.
He filed eight motions in total.
He said he was concerned about the death penalty.
And when that didn't work,
he claimed he identified as a transgender woman named
Rachel and you'd be at risk
in an American prison.
Rachel didn't do it.
It was Kevin.
And so, you know, Canada's like,
uh, why did it take so long for you to tell us that the reason why you don't
want to go to the United States is because you're, uh,
uh, transgender woman.
Why did you start with the, the other stuff?
He's like, I don't know.
That's crazy.
I just remember now that's probably the real reason why we shouldn't go.
So his counsel's response to them going, like, why didn't you tell us this sooner is, in
short, it would seem that we have.
not been told the whole story, not through
anyone's oversight, but from
Ms. Patterson's genuine fear of
reprisal in her transgendered
state and state of mind
should be revealed. I must admit
that my initial assumption was that Kevin
was heterosexual. I was mildly
surprised when he came out and declared himself
homosexual. The appeal
went all the way to the Supreme Court
of Canada, which by the way
might not be a big deal. I have no idea
what is the Supreme Court of Canada is. I'm pretty sure
the Supreme Court of Canada is just a beaver.
yeah probably and he like takes a stick to a basket
one that says yes the other basket says no
yeah I'm not really sure but anyway it went all the way to the Supreme Court of Canada in 2018
well what the beaver saying the decision to extradite him to the US was upheld
his counsel then fought for assurance that when extradited his gender identity would be
recognized and to be given protections as a transgender woman
Patterson was finally released into the American custody in June of 2020 where he was
is held at the King County Correctional Facility awaiting trial.
He was convicted of first-degree murder in 2022
and quietly transferred to the Washington Correction Center for Women,
where he now reportedly has a projected release date of 2040.
So Rachel here is in women jail.
And according to a source of the facility,
Patterson has been totally manipulating other inmates and staff
using his transgender status
and has been reportedly said to want to get some women pregnant,
despite identifying as a person.
a homosexual.
Well, he could like fling it at him
or something. The source says he's not even
attempting to be womanly at all.
And he's trying to use the transit issue to get
sent back to Canada where he thinks he'd only
have to serve half the sentence.
Oh my God. So this dude's like trying to be the
coolest guy in jail. He's just walking
on women's jail smoking his cigarettes going
yep, I'm a lady. Yeah, he's got his dick
hanging out of his pants. Oh shit.
My bad. He's chasing him around. Like Rick
Flair on an airplane. He's just
chasing him. So
listen to this.
Apparently
and other trans-identified
male inmates do this.
He has a profile on this website called
Caged Ladies, which is intended to
serve as a dating platform for incarcerated
woman.
In his profile,
Patterson calls himself
Hayden Bowman and describes
himself as a transgender individual who is
non-binary and pansexual.
This is despite him previously identifying
as a gay transgender woman while fighting
the extradition. So if there's
ever such a thing as a plus, this is it.
Because I've used every word I don't understand.
I think I've used in this presentation.
Yeah. And there's a plus-sized
forehead that we're looking at here too.
Right. So that's another plus. And a great
plus to be if you went to the creepoff.com and voted
for your buddy Carl to win this round.
Well, Carl, what is a pansexual?
A pansexual is someone who's attracted to
it's a binary, bisexual
is male and female. Pansexual is
everything. So trans
either way, they converted.
or anything else they make up in the next few years,
all of that stuff.
It's fucking crazy.
It's pretty nuts.
What's this person would be a pain in the ass to be behind in an ice cream shop.
Take a flavor.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know where you're going with that.
Vinny, you know, it is Super Chat Monday,
and I've noticed people are celebrating that today,
and we appreciate that.
So if you want to just pull up,
you could probably do that.
would like to read that Carl
Lebrin Mystic 6 bucks says having a lawsuit didn't stop Aaron
podcasting another suit for the toe
Carl sorry for your loss making that chat
even so Vinny could split it
six bucks thank you very much Labran Mystic
this latest thing with Aaron
I'll be talking about it on point dabble point today
4 o'clock on the movie's podcast YouTube channel
did you see that Aaron
has now taken out an HRO against Nick
A restraining order?
Yeah against Nick?
What did Nick do?
Did Nick, like, show up at his house or something?
No.
He showed up at his court at his court date.
The thing that I'd do with his wife?
Yeah, exactly, yes.
The court let him actually take this out.
Because doesn't a judge have to sign it?
I'll be, we'll be covering it on Point-Dabblepoint today.
Lever and miss a gifted one.
Creep off channel membership.
Thank you very much for doing that.
Thank you.
Michael C. 81, thanks for Dow 99.
My biggest creep this week is CNN Plus or Disney Plus.
Disney Plus is a good one.
I still have a subscription to that for some reason.
Look at Labrne Mystic with another creep off channel membership.
We appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Whoever's getting those, you're going to enjoy bonus episodes just about every week.
And I didn't do one on Friday.
I was going to.
Yeah, you were going to team up with Johnny.
Yeah, we were good to go.
And then I got the phone call about my bro.
Yeah, it sucks.
So I kind of ruined that.
Dirty Deeds, thanks for the two bucks.
Carl said to hear deepest condolences.
$2 can buy love.
Thank you, dirty deeds.
I think you missed that Labrinsic one.
Ah, $2.
Or they need to get shocked to finish.
Yes, that's the other problem with that treatment.
Yeah.
I think that that's what makes your hair fall out like that.
Could you imagine you just jerk off with a taser?
Hardcore, man.
The dog has drool and snout are controllably leaking from its face.
I assume you'll be naming it Stut Show.
That's a good idea.
Absolutely not.
Stuttering Joni.
Oh, no, it's too cute.
All right.
Erica Ann, remember for 22 months.
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Love you, boys.
We love you, too, Erica Ann.
And you're cute
Thanks
Rock or Vee
2002 thanks to the five bucks
My vote
For Carl's gay beavis
Over Vittie's tranny
Matt David
Yes
Thank you very much
Good call
I don't know
I don't know about that
Carl
What time is it
I think it's time for a cop cam
I can't wait
To see
Carl's cop cam
Fight with the cops
For no reason
Will you please show me
Carl's cop cam
Lose all you
Your rights
ruin your life
Jessica Hickson sent this one in
and boy, this is a fun one, Vinny.
I was cutting this up
in the airport today.
When did she have time to do this
when she's at her busy job at the bank?
It was a hoot.
I don't know.
But she sent this in for us.
God bless you, Jess. We love you.
There's a woman in a bikini in the road.
Clip one.
Get out of the road.
Get out of the roadway
Get out of the road
Get out of the road
Get out of the road
Hey
You know her
Braving bitches
Get out of the roadway
Who's raping vicious
Go f*** out my fucking face
Put your fucking hands
Wides your bag
You don't fucking hit a deputy sheriff
So she got tackled
In the middle of the road
She's
She went beyond something
Vinny
I couldn't tell
was she saying he's raping bitches or
who's raping bitches? I think she was saying
he. And
it's going to get more confusing
before we get more clarity. I'll tell you that.
So are we going to play a game of guess what drug
she's on? Well, a bystandard
comes to her rescue right here and
explains to the officers what's going on.
Back up.
No, can you please be a little more careful?
No, she just punched me. I don't care.
I don't care. I understand
If you please be a little more careful, she's on alcohol.
Okay, that's fine.
She doesn't hit gross off.
Roll to your left.
She's on alcohol.
Officer, please be careful with her.
She's on alcohol?
No, darling.
She's on the pavement.
Yes.
She's on my shit list.
Yeah, they do not care that this woman is like basically naked.
She's very naked.
Being rolled around on hot pavement in the middle of the street.
Yeah.
She crossed the line.
They're not happy about it.
it so they get the cuffs on her they pick her up and uh she is feisty she's not happy about
she doesn't go quietly oh okay okay oh boy oh hey you know man if you don't know
man if you don't back up you're gonna go to jail too i swear to god
this woman who's like trying to be her advocate
reminds me of like a female delete laws chelita castro
officer you're doing that wrong it's like a shigga giga giga yeah i'm doing my job man no you
need to be doing the bikini protocols right yeah it's like i'm not the one to put her in a
bikini and made her wasted in the middle of the wrong drag her drag her by drag her
under her arms and let her
feet, her raw feet, drag.
Yes. Oh, God.
Until she's ready to walk.
Well, then we find out something about this
bikini-clad lady in my clip four.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Kick me in the ball.
Get out of my face.
Can you know?
Stop. Stop.
Hey.
Bring your knees up to your chest.
Bring your knees up to your chest.
Roll up to your butt.
Can you understand what happens?
Let her walk.
Stand up.
Ready, three, two, one, stand up.
I don't want to be this way.
We are going to walk.
Do you not kick us again?
I don't want to do anything to any of you.
I'm a deputy.
Can you look at my citation?
Do you not kick us again?
Can you look at my citation?
I'm a fault.
Dude, stop, please.
He's a deputy.
Linda?
She claims to be a deputy.
Vinny?
Yeah, you shouldn't do that if you're not.
Yeah, you definitely should not.
You should never do that if you're not.
Well, we're going to learn more about that.
They get very upset.
We're going to learn a little bit more in just a little bit.
But they get her in the car.
Uh-huh.
And it's not easy.
And she's not liking it.
Oh, she doesn't go quietly.
You would think someone who's on the job would be a little more considerate for a coworker.
Get out of the road.
Go stand over there.
She will stand.
Dude, I might.
Sit down.
No.
That's not okay.
It's not okay.
You just sit down.
That's not okay.
That's not okay.
That's not okay.
Sit down.
Get it.
Don't kick to death.
I didn't. I'm a deputy. You fuck.
Stop.
I'm a deputy, you fuck.
You guys are fucking. I can't even move my arms.
That's not okay.
Release my arms. That's a citation against you.
Fuck you.
Sounds like she is a deputy.
I'm going to write you up for this.
Yeah. Sounds like she knows exactly what she's talking about.
At first, I thought she was just a hysterical drunk lady.
Yeah.
They probably shouldn't have picked her up like a bowling ball, though.
That was just for fun.
Yeah.
They deserve it.
They're working extra hours these days.
Sure.
Yeah, so let's find out what kind of damage you did in my next clip.
Punch me and kick me in a shit.
Fuck you.
The 22-year-old continues her solitary protest by kicking, screaming, and even spitting until she runs out of energy.
Okay.
So probably she kick the one cop of the dick.
Okay.
Not thrilled about that.
They don't like that
No
No a lot of guys don't like that
They'll just don't leave her back there
Until she chills out
Which is the good move
Yeah
I called this next clip
She might be crazy
Mike 6 o'clock
She's trying to kick my door out
They f***ed me all that.
Do you not see what they?
You really fucking me.
Do you not see the video that's gone viral?
He whirmed me?
Yeah, we didn't see the viral rape video.
Oh.
Those videos rarely go viral.
Did you send the link?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
What is going on in her head right now?
She's making zero sense.
Yeah, those are all not, uh, all these things seem to be miscongruent from each other.
Yeah, she got an imagination this one.
Yeah.
Well, clip eight, she elaborates a little bit more.
I'm not that.
I'm sorry.
My mom, not that girl.
I'm sorry.
I was, you don't care.
I never submitted it because I understand that everything is misconstrued.
Oh.
You know, the way that they bleep stuff,
I thought that she said I got finger raped.
And then I realized it was the F word.
because they have all the little
ostrichs and stuff
and I'm like, wait, what is that word?
What is she saying?
She,
if this is a rape victim, this is really sad.
Oh, yeah.
It would be horrible.
Yeah.
We shouldn't be laughing and smiling and pointing.
Right, but she's not.
Oh, good.
She's crazy.
Oh, good.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Oh, good news.
We're allowed to laugh at her.
She's a crazy person.
Thank you.
I could feel about her now.
I was concerned there for a few minutes.
She's very, very drunk,
but you know what she's going to tell us?
What's that?
She's actually smarter than everyone else.
Oh.
is she mends
her
oh my god
I'm not a
retard
my IQ is higher
than all of yours
combined
like my
IQ compared to yours
on the
XE
whatever
you're
you're ignorant
if you say
that my IQ
is higher than
all of yours combined
that's a dumb thing
to say
say. That would make you a dumb person.
I'm like an 11 out of 10.
Everything she just said
there was really stupid. It makes me
think she doesn't have that high of an IQ.
I don't even think she read the instructions for the test if that's
where she's landing. She's very
confused. She's very confused.
But
okay, this is where
she explains. She understands why
they're acting the way that they are
because she also is a police officer.
Okay.
I understand you're upset.
You're going to make it a lot worse?
It's okay.
I get it.
I get the ritual.
I'm a, look at my name.
I get, I'm a police officer.
You're a police officer?
I get the vibes.
I know how it works.
Are you a police officer?
I never made it through.
Okay.
You're not a police officer, though.
They don't like it when you say that you are when you're not.
Yeah, especially when you mentioned it over and over again.
And then they're like, wait, you're a police officer.
She's like, I get the gist.
I kind of know the vibe of it.
I've watched TV and stuff.
I think I get it.
I didn't make it through myself, no.
No, oh, my police officer.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I was just saying I was a deputy.
I'm actually not any of those things.
I'll tell you what I am, though.
A genius.
I'm very smart.
I'm a very smart person.
My IQ is probably better than yours.
Well, she's very upset.
She's 22 years old.
She's 22 years old.
Apparently, she's more upset, like, what this is going to do to her parents and her mom,
her getting arrested.
Let's see if you can make sense of this club.
As long as you stay quiet.
I want to be annoying.
Okay.
You're fine.
As long as you be cooperated.
I don't have family here.
My mom's trying to take her ankle.
She probably passed the nursing and she can't know her mad because she's trying to pass her nursing exam.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
What?
So her mom's trying to pass her nursing exam?
And so she can't know that she's mad?
And was the cop going to tell her mom?
Yeah.
I think the mom maybe is trying to be a nurse and better herself.
Uh-huh.
And her lunatic daughter got drunk and ran out around all over town.
Yes, that is for sure.
Yeah.
My next clip is just fun because you saw her in the back of the car just like thrashing around.
Well, she got a bunch of hair in her mouth and she needs a little help with that.
Do you need the hair movie out of my mouth?
Sure.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Can you do one big swipe off both?
I'm sorry.
I know you're not entitled to this.
I'm sorry.
I can't even eat.
Oh.
Is that better?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Either way, I was hard.
Okay, it's called...
Okay, what was going on today?
Um, I think I'm alone, obviously.
I'm going to figure out of milk.
I don't know.
Sorry.
You can't form a sentence.
This woman is wasted.
I'm proud of her for having the self-awareness to know to say sorry.
What's funny about this next part, I didn't pull any clips, but I can explain what
happens, is they go, okay.
we got to get some video or some photographic evidence of the bruises and, you know,
whatever happened on the asphalt when they, yeah, try this bikini on.
Dude, I swear to God, they have her twirl around.
The guy's taking photos, right up to her boobs, right up to her ass.
He's just taking photos of his phone.
I'm like, are those all for this investigation or some of those for you?
Is that like a cop phone or is that your phone?
It was an iPhone.
It wasn't like, it didn't look like it was professional.
I don't know.
Seems pretty odd to me.
Let's find out what the charges were for this lovely lady.
The 22-year-old female was charged with disorderly intoxication.
Battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting with violence.
They didn't tell us what she blew.
That's what I wanted to know.
She looks like over a point two of those cops.
Yeah, she looks like she was a 0.3 plus.
So anyway, thanks again, Jess, for sending that in.
Great cop cam video.
A lot of fun.
I was going to say, Carl.
didn't think she was a cop
sure didn't
I was pretty sure she wasn't
I was pretty sure
well our buddy Brian McBride
did not send us a Syracuse
drop this week
so we're not getting any of that sweet
sweet Syracuse money
that we usually get for this spot
apparently not
God damn it
something must have happened
I hope he's okay
but we got a lot of voicemails anyway
so until you pay up
Syracuse fuck off
Hola
creep olars
I have a suggestion
for the wheel of
Consequences is summertime, and both of you like going to Florida,
the next loser should have to wear the cow bikini on the beach in Florida.
Thank you.
Fuck you.
Don't call me back.
I think there's a rule against having to do the same consequence twice like.
I've already worn a cow bikini.
And to be fair, we can't even get Danny into a cow bikini.
So it's like, you know, I don't know on that one.
Oh, nice message.
Hey, Carl, I just wanted to say, sorry about your father.
Why did you give him a son-at-chew for Father's Day?
Oh, no.
Did the son-at-chew kill your father comment?
Very possible, no, I think about it.
Okay.
Our friend called in to explain her side of the Boston story, which we discussed a little bit last week.
Ah, Elvgard and Waitress.
Yeah, she's checking in.
All right.
Hello, it's the Arborist.
Oh, my dad.
Two things.
Wrong one.
I don't know how Carl didn't win.
That's twice that I've called in now saying that Carlshire 1 and also have not voted.
I need to start doing my civic duty and voting for Carl.
Two, I don't know what y'all are doing, but y'all are messing with like the gain or the fade sometimes on the intro.
And like the last few episodes, the audio has just been like fading to zero and then coming back like less than a second or a half a second later.
All right.
I'll look into that.
Shut the fuck up, ass wipe, and suck my cock.
We'll get right on that, sir.
Thank you.
Fuck you, Carl.
There's she is.
I gave you a cop-town submission, and I told you about that fat waitress.
Yep.
I thought we had something.
We did.
Anyway, Boston show is awesome.
Thank you guys for coming out.
I am not going to lie.
I almost didn't go up on stage.
I had like a thousand drinks.
Seems like it.
Yeah, I did cut both my feet from that fall.
It really hurt.
Oh, no.
Also, Vinnie, I remember that story a little bit differently.
Oh, I asked you to tell my cousin, who is tripping on acid, by the way,
that I would be okay to walk home and that you can guarantee a little bit.
that I wouldn't get raped and you said
I can't guarantee you shit
don't put that on me yeah I was there
guys are racist I was there
that guy looks like a rapist that guy is definitely
a racist yes it's really awkward
because I've had to eat stuff with that guy
at some point in my life
but it worked
um
I might have ripped my feet open
but at least I didn't get raped on the way home
um
anyway
love you guys fuck you guys
bye guys I mean Vinnie
Fuck me, Carl.
What the fuck?
Bye.
Bye.
Nice to meet you,
Olive Garden Waitress.
Sorry that you hurt yourself,
but it was very funny when you did.
Also, these live shows that we do,
of course, we're doing,
I have an announcement of a show
we're doing September 5th.
That's a brand new live show
with Anthony Coomia and Adam Bush
is going to be there.
So that's coming up.
But we also have the Detroit show.
It seems like a lot of...
We're doing a September show?
Doing two September shows.
Who is?
WATP Live.
Real.
But Vinny, my point is, it seems like a lot of people do drugs at these shows.
It's a lot of drug use, it seems like it's going on at these shows.
A lot of psychedelics, specifically.
That's what seems to be going on, yes.
Yeah, it's fun.
Which really is what makes it interesting.
It's a fun show for us.
If you haven't been out to a live podcast, you've got to come check it out.
Yeah, do it on Shrooms, man.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Now, remember the drama that's been unfolding in the voicemail segment?
No.
with our friend Captain Blackbread
who wanted to get Olive Garden
waitresses info and then his
co-host Riley called it and said that dude's
married and he's got a kid.
Riley, I bet you're listening right now
and oh shit, hold on
by the time you guys play this message
it's my fucking birthday
but also Super Chat Monday.
Happy Super Chat Monday, guys.
I'll try to remember to shoot you one.
Anyway, Riley,
making this public, you motherfucker,
it was a funny bit when they did it
and made it a romantic thing when you did it you motherfucker you know i made that message right
next to my wife anyway uh fuck i don't remember what i was going to say for this so that good
enough catching on the issue crew where i'm going okay yeah let's stop the cock blocking riley
it's not what this show's about captain black bread and olive guard waitress sitting in the
yeah we want to be a love connection that's what the creep off's all about yeah yeah yeah all right
I got nothing. We're good.
Is that enough?
That's enough.
Well, it is Super Chat Monday.
People are celebrating.
They certainly are.
Tickle Me Tuki came in with five bucks.
Pansexual.
Yes, I'm attracted to pans.
Especially the non-stick kind.
No Louvre required.
Haka.
Sorry, Supertip had no G-Pay option today.
We don't have Supertip on this show.
We don't have Supertip on this show.
We should get it, though.
W-A-Man.
W-A-Man, thanks to the five bucks.
The pisswork.
Iber mystic thanks for the two bucks
I'm a deputy he fuck always works
always works yes yeah fast fat guy 666
I'm glad you didn't bring the son of shoes to Boston
he said we didn't did you no I don't think so
some dude shoved one in my face
just washed up to me at the meeting greetings like hey look at this
I'm like Jesus I saw that too
scary shick on those meet and greets
make boss an annual thing you guys are great thank you fast guy
six a lot of people said that a lot of people said
we should do Boston every year. I don't know if we're going to do that,
but it was a great time. People showed up.
Carl, we have a contest happening right now
for all of you listeners out there.
We're doing a scum parade jingle contest.
Yes.
Sending your submissions to creepoff pot at gmail.com.
They're starting to come in. We'll probably do a little segment for them next week.
Great.
But do me a favor, guys.
A little less on the AI, okay?
I know.
Stop with my eye music.
Carl, here's what I want you to do, buddy.
yeah tell everybody what makes for a good jingle uh a parody song some people who already know
talks about the fact that we enjoy talking about scums how long should it be you think oh i'm guessing
15 seconds maybe 13 there we go yeah so not a three minute long epic with a bridge and two guitar
solos that's that what we're looking for so four minutes 50 seconds is too long did you really
get one that was five minutes long yeah Jesus Christ
jingle people jingle god bless you guys we love you thank you for your submissions we're gonna play
them all we'll have some fun with it right uh carl you want to play one from the past a blast
on the past i would love to do that vanny how about how about this one
The Stone Parade
These are my peeps
The Stone Parade
There's nothing for creeps
The Skum Parade
I'm Parallanding
Show
Oh, that one takes me back
One of the originals
One of the originals
All right, let's meet Michael
Navarowski, he's 67 years old
and he lives in Kenosha, Wisconsin
and he was arrested for beating up
his wife during a violent outburst
triggered by her request
that he'd take a shower before getting into
their freshly laundered sheets.
Okay. Is he hadn't
showered that day? No.
No. In fact,
when the officers
talked to him, the wife claimed
that he had not showered in a month.
Oh. By the way, that
guy looks like he stinks.
sure does. There should be stink lines over him. That guy needs a couple showers a day, I would
say. Well, when the cops ended up talking to him, he said she's a liar and it's only been
three weeks. So I want to point that out. Yes, sir, you're not helping your cause with that.
I don't know three weeks without bathing. Medieval times, what's going on?
He's trying to catch an immunity to something. I don't know how you would go through life
like that. But either way, the 68-year-old woman, Kimberly, told her husband he couldn't sleep on
their freshly laundered sheets unless he bathed, the request repeatedly inspired by the fact
he had in showered in months, according to her. Michael allegedly responded not with soap,
but with strangulations and punches to the face. You know, for some couples, that's foreplay.
Sure. Kimberley said he only choked her for about three seconds, and then he punched her in the
face three times with a closed fist, twisted her ankle as she tried to escape. She ultimately
fled to a neighbor's house after managing to kick him in the dick. Good. I'm glad she got away.
The other thing you could have done is just, like, taking a shower.
Uh-huh.
It would have helped?
Yeah.
How many showers do you need to get that clean?
Oh.
Like, I don't know anything to do with that.
Like, how many bathtubs are you going to have to go through before this motherfucker's clean?
Yeah.
Could you imagine what it would look like going down the drain?
I imagine, like, if someone's shit in the shower.
Like, just brown, crusty, disgusting water.
It's like when you see those 49ers panning for gold, it's like that's what you're seeing.
Going through there.
So she ended up with a broken nose, other facial injury.
She told police her husband,
and has a history of delusional episodes,
claimed he may have early onset dementia,
but refuses treatment.
And he's a jerk.
He's not great.
Don't forget that one.
And the cops are like, oh, man, get a gas mask before we put him in the back of the cop car.
Oh, will they force him to take a shower in jail?
They're going to de-louse his ass, I would hope.
Oh, man, he's going to be pissed.
Dude, that's why jail sucks.
Let's say you fucked up
You had one too many
Sure
And you made the mistake of deciding to drive home
And you get pulled over
You end up going to jail
Here's another example
Why you might go to jail
Let's say you're mad at your
ex-girlfriend's husband
And you have a naked photo over
You decided to share it
With a New York City comedian
While you're doing a show together
And you brag about how
You just shared a naked photo
Of the lady
It's revenge porn
That would also get you thrown in jail
Now let's say you get to jail
And you're just this white doe boy
And you show up in jail
And you're in there with the maniac
Who beat the shit out of his elderly wife
Because he wouldn't shower
Yeah, I don't want to hang out with that guy
And you end up in a cell with him
Just because you decided to brag
That you didn't do too good
Yeah
Did your boy do good
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to show some tities off
To your buddy to prove he got laid once
You're blind to wired
All right, police
We're not buying any of his stories
And because he said that he merely
backhanded her in self-defense.
And she ran into it, officer.
I was just waving my arm back like this.
And she walked into it and broke a bunch of her face.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
He's been charged with substantial battery, strangulation, suffocation,
intimidation of a victim and disorderly conduct.
Now.
It's stinking.
And smelly poor.
Being offensive to the nose.
Carl, the Czech Republic sounds crows.
crazy.
Yeah.
We're in the wrong business.
Hear me out.
This guy named Havelikov Broad was arrested.
He was busted in a rogue dental operation.
Being run out of a private home by a 22-year-old.
He was 22, by the way, with zero dental qualifications unless you count Google and YouTube.
Yeah, so he watched a video or two, right?
Yep, yep.
According to authorities, a man along with two older family members, a 50-year-old woman acting as a nurse, a 44-year-old man making prosthetics,
treated dozens of unsuspecting patients over the last two years.
The fake clinic allegedly performed tooth extractions, root canals,
administered anesthesia, all without a single medical license in sight.
Root canals, that sounds easy.
Sounds like something you could probably figure out in the afternoon, right?
Three minute video.
You just got to go step by step.
You know what people are pissed off about?
Because it doesn't say that he was a bad dentist.
It just says he wasn't qualified.
I think that he proved you don't need eight years of school to pull teeth out of people's heads.
You think that system might be a rack?
I think that's a racket.
I think that's why they're pissed at this guy.
Like, we can't be proving that it's easy to just watch a tutorial online and figure out
to do this.
Now, if that's the case, can you call the entrepreneurial spirit of a 22-year-old creepy
behavior?
Maybe.
I don't know.
But can I throw this out here?
The part of the story that I found interesting, and maybe you did as well, Carl.
This happened in the Czech Republic.
And the charges that he got, you ready for this?
Yeah.
Operating an illegal business, money laundering, attempted assault.
don't know why.
Drug dealing and theft.
Oh, they're really throwing the book at them.
That's ridiculous.
Well, notice.
Talk to the customers.
Talk to the patients.
Are they happy with their results?
But notice no.
Practicing medicine without a license.
Well, didn't use the first one's operating in illegal business?
Operating an illegal business.
Okay.
I don't know what the laws are in Czech Republic.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
You would go practice medicine as long as you pay your taxes.
Does it even call the Czech Republic?
Did it change again?
I don't know.
Fuck.
I don't think I could find it on a map.
They're all getting eight years.
years in prison.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, maybe you can spend that time going to school.
Yeah, maybe you become a heart surgeon.
If you could get access to a computer.
Why not?
And, yeah, apparently in the Czech Republic, they say they get 10 fake Dennis reports a year,
according to this article, which who gives a shit?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Owens is in trouble.
Okay.
That's not really Kevin Owens.
That's Jonathan Douglas Potter.
he's 38 years old of Cheyenne, Wyoming.
He's been arrested after threatening two women with a loaded handgun
and announcing his desire to play Russian roulette
during a routine medication delivery for his job.
Okay. So he's delivering some medicine to these women.
Yep.
Pulls out his gun and goes, you want to play a game?
Not exactly.
Oh.
He goes to the house.
Now this happened in Laramie County.
According to the sheriff's department,
he shows up to the house on June 17th.
He is the delivery driver.
He has another co-worker with him.
him they go up to the house and he asked to use the restroom the other person stands around
he they let this woman lets him in he goes into the restroom dude you know it's the might follow
up question of that is yeah one or two because you're not doing two in there look at this guy
absolutely you're not we're not we're not playing that game buddy i'll play roger alone with you
but i'm not to do shit up my bathroom buddy even if you have to pee go do it by the shed yes
you fucking weirdo
so he comes out of the bathroom
and they say everything okay
and he responds with
oh I had to go get strapped
that's what things started spiraling
okay allegedly he produced a
pistol pointed at both
women and declared that he was going to quote play
Russian roulette removing the magazine
and swinging the gun around with his finger
and the trigger guard the female co-worker
ran and hid in the bathroom while the customer
repeatedly told him to leave
both later told deputies they were terrified
and feared for their lives.
Yeah, that's only because they're bad at math.
It's a 16.7% chance that the bullet's going to be in the chamber.
You're fine.
Stop being a pussy.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a fun game.
Just play the fucking game.
This is what we do in our breaks for this company.
We take the pills that we're supposed to be deliberated.
We start playing Russian roulette.
Why not?
When deputies arrived, they found Potter outside.
He initially played Dunn, claiming he was just there to hang out.
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
Just chilling.
What are you doing here?
chilling. Later he admitted to pulling the gun, but did I point it at anyone, though he conceded that his actions were, quote, wrong. Apparently alcohol was reportedly a factor in the incident. Okay.
That's what I play a Russian roulette is what I've been drinking for a while. That's the best time to play it. Yeah. Because then you can really get into the spirit of the thing. Lusens you up a little bit. You're like, all right, yeah.
Yeah, you could really get into, you know, especially when you're played with others. Yes. It's a more fun game when you're pointing it away from yourself. Don't.
play that game everybody. Don't do that.
Potter has been charged with two counts of aggravated
assault battery involving a deadly weapon
is being held. If convicted, he faces
up to 10 years in prison for that.
Okay. All right.
Last story of the day.
Look at this guy. That's Aaron Lloyd.
Folks in the chat
who are looking at this mugshot
33 years old.
Wow. He's got
Tom Myers'
haircut going. It's not
not a great look.
So this happened in Louisiana.
Dwyer,
Chris had already wrote meth.
Correct.
He got that one, right?
Let's talk about meth, baby.
Let's talk about a yes, serri.
Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things,
meth had C.
Let's talk about meth.
So a horrifying discovery happened in his neighborhood on June 22nd.
Neighbors reported a foul odor emanating from the residence.
Officers arrived to find his mother, Lisa Lloyd.
her body stuffed in a trash bin under their carport.
Oh, boy.
Well, the sad thing is, like, the garbage doesn't come till Thursday,
so she had to just, you know, leave her in the garbage can in the carport.
During this heat wave, yikes.
Yeah, so the police showed up, and they, you know, arrested him about this.
And over this, and he sat down and gave a full confession.
And he admitted that he, before he murdered her, by the way, and beating her,
He beat the shit out of her and strangled her
Before he did that though
He gave her a fighting chance by shooting up with some nuts
He was like listen
Have some of this
Let's go
Let's make it a fair fight
Now that seems really awful
But there's a chance he was a great son
Up until that day
He went over backwards
To do anything for his mom
Up until that
I mean that day was bad
That was a rough one
But he might have been great
To be fair
He thought he was
recycling her
that she'd come back
maybe maybe
meth makes you think
some weird shit
yeah it sure does
so drugs are bad
you shouldn't do drugs
it remains unclear whether
the meth was given
consensually
but investigators confirmed
it played a central role
in the murder
shocker
uh this marks the fourth
homicide
and whatever
who gives a shit
in that neighborhood
so a lot of people
are dying
sounds like meth's a problem
yeah
I think meth is a problem
voted up
voted
up. Carl,
you're a meth enthusiast now. I am now,
yes. Has you ever thought about now that your mom's
a single gal? Maybe.
What the fuck? Really? I'm going to come over there. I'm going to
beat the shit. No, it just thought of it. You're like
saying, hey, ma'am. I'm not thought about giving my mom meth and
murder her. No. If that's what you're asking, no.
Go for a mom. That wasn't meth and hike.
Yeah. You and me. I thought that was like your new thing.
It is. But I do it alone. Okay. Jesus, Carl. Don't get mad
of me. I was just asking.
really i don't want you to murder your mother i like your mom uh what a great episode this was today
vennie we covered a lot of stuff we did we covered a lot we had uh a great support in here
great uh chat going the whole time thank you guys for being here live if you're listening to this
you can tune in every monday at one p m eastern that's when we do this live both on uh vini's channel
the creepop channel and on the who are these podcast channel simulcast channel our channel the
christ i don't have a log and i don't i can't see what's doing in there that's true
And get you on.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Okay.
What are you going to do?
That's what I need more work to do.
He's just going to delete everything.
I got to get this off the internet.
Maybe.
All right.
Every loss.
Every time I've lost in episode, they're deleted.
You know what?
You should have one.
You should have a nuclear option passcode.
That way you get in there and be like, in case one day we got to nuke the shit before it gets out of control.
Real quick, mini, point, dabble point at 4 o'clock on my channels in a couple hours.
And then I'm doing a bug.
Bonus crossover with Blind Mike tonight.
Nice.
At 8.15, we'll be talking about what's your lips book, Julia Fox, and going through more of that.
How great was it to meet Mike?
Oh, it was so fun.
What a phenomenal dude.
I love Mike.
I just wish you would have taken advantage of the offers he was given.
What offers?
Food, beverage, whatever you want, Mike.
Help yourself.
I'm good.
I'm good.
You're telling me he didn't read the sign that said everything is free.
the green room? I guess he didn't because
we hung out with Mike from
what, 430 to 1030
roughly? Yeah, he probably
could have like a sip of a beverage or a meal
in there somewhere, but
he decided he didn't want any of that. I enjoy
just watching him sit there next to Dick
not talking. I know, it's so funny, like
they never met. I didn't realize. I don't
realize. Oh, shit. My bad.
King Caprice. Two boxes. Supertips
has to have Hall of Fame voices. Yes,
we got to get the Supertip system. That's a great
idea. If you can come in here and Chad is
Hulk Hogan and Vince, Vince, and Chris Chan and, I mean.
Oh, the list is endless.
The list is at Ludey Hussein.
Yeah, wow, I don't know what he sounds like.
But yeah, we could probably get something like that.
We could probably make a close proximity if I had to guess.
Moody has an idea.
I'm sure he can figure that out of it.
That's true.
That's true.
All right.
Let's get out of it.
It's a million degrees in the studio.
All right.
Until, until next time, remember, it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Go vote it up at the creepoff.com.
And carry your darkness lightly, everybody.
We'll see you next week.
I'm going to be.
