The Creep Off - Episode 269: Eleven Months of Shame

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

It’s time for the Great American Scum Parade! This week, Karl checks in from his palatial Florida estate as he and Vinnie celebrate Independence Day weekend the only way they know how—by marching the filthiest creeps this nation has to offer through the streets and watching a cop cam video! Check out this week’s stories here: Bills' Maxwell Hairston is accused of sexual assault | AP NewsBeekeeper Unleashed a Swarm of Bees on Police During Traffic Stop7-Eleven employee left brain-dead after manager attack diesNorth Dakota teen accused of creating child porn while posing as babysitter on FacebookEXCLUSIVE: Trans-Identified Male High School Coach Previously Accused of Undressing in Front of Girls Sent Pornography Of Himself To Gender Critical School Board Member - ReduxxMan told wife 'you're dying tonight' before shooting at her with bow and arrow in rampage - Daily StarAfghan man, 45, 'marries girl aged SIX before Taliban intervene... and say he must wait until she is NINE' | Daily Mail OnlineThe score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 2 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want.

sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Coot, coo, coo. This is very disrespectful. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps, for you creeps at home. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and joining me in studio, as always.

I lie, he's not in studio. He's in Florida. It's hot cuckaca, cacarol. What is happening, Vinny? I like that you just say that automatically. I did. So, yeah, I just. And that tried to cover it with a lie.

That was wrong of me. I'm ashamed. It's all good, buddy. I'm happy to be on the show today coming from WTP South. Hmm. You just got out of the pool you told me a minute ago? I did, yeah. Did you get like a new style of haircut, Carl?

No. Turn your head to the side. Do you want to fade? I've always had a fade. Since when? As long as you've known me. What are you talking about? I don't think so.

All right. well everybody maybe it's my lighting or something because everything's a little bit out of whack it looks a little uncanny valley because I try to recreate obviously what's going on at the northern studio you die in your go key

no I should though you're not dying that it looks dark it looks real darker a lot darker today but not with this over here oh hide the bodies Carl hide the bodies Carl

podcast it man well everybody better now listen it's a creep off carl's out of town i've had the roughest weekend in the world i'm excited no what's going on buddy oh just family stuff bro services tomorrow all that jazz it's fine everything is great i got a new dog at home who's a maniac she's great nice so like i just got a ton of stuff going on and i'm really happy what's her name again olive olive jessica named her is olive in the studio with you today she is not yet i actually have to build her crate she's going to be starting to come to work with me by next week.

So you'll meet her. Great. I can't wait for her just to be showing you dominance and helping you, pulling you down to the floor. Well, so I've gone over to Drew's house a few times and done shows in his studios. And his dog, Lila, has to be in my lap. Or else she freaks out. She just starts barking and screaming if she's not in my lap the entire time. Do you enjoy that?

It's fine. It's fine. enjoy that? She's cute. She's not a big dog. It's fine. You're telling me the dog likes her? No, I'm not rob stalling this. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm just asking. It's a horrible question, sir. Horrible question. Well, I will- I denounce it. I certainly don't enjoy that type of thing. Christ, where it's going on with the show today. Carl- I denounce it. Last week, we had an episode where we did the creepiest plus. We closed out Pride Month. Creep-off Pride Month. This is over. There's no more pride here. You understand.

stand Carl, you settle down the rest of the next 11 months. This show is all about shame from here on out. That's right. No more pride. 11 months of shame. One month of pride. That's how we do it on the creep off everybody. I feel so much more comfortable in shame month. It's so much easier for me. You know, I just realized we named the episode out of the gate, 11 months of shame. Perfect. Perfect. We should stop now. We should on the show. But no, we have so much to get to, Benny. We have a great show ready for us. And before we get into the show proper, we have to bring on our results girl because what this show is is it's a contest

and each week Vinny and I bring in who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category as you mentioned last week was the plus and the LGBTQIA plus alphabet soup and so people go to the creepoff.com they vote for who brought the bigger creep and then our results girl sometimes Danny, sometimes Mahalia

has been others as well will come on and tell us who won the last week we keep score the first person to get to five wins wins the round, the other person has to spin, the dreaded wheel of consequences that was made by Locky and sitting there right behind you. Yep. Oh, by the way, I got to send Locky and no, I've been meaning to. He made the most amazing art for me and Jenny Jingles that he gave us in Boston.

He really is an amazing town. He showed me pictures of it. He and I went out for a drink, you know, like Friends do in Boston hung out. And he showed me the stuff that he were on and made for everyone else. Great. It's fantastic. He's amazing. He's one of the best stuff I've ever seen.

I know. The thing he made for Kaylee was great. What I love about it is he's a concept guy. He could come up with like a whole idea of what it's going to be. And then he'll sit there and draw every single detail the way it is in his mind. And his brain is just so detail oriented that when you sit down and you look at what he does, you would never think that a person could just draw it. There's no limit to what he does. So he built the wheel of consequences that's modeled after obviously, what do you call it? The wheel from Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty, yes, thank you. And then he also built the Suthering John Puppet that's on the Shulley Network. That's absolutely incredible. We got to see it live when we were down in Florida for Dabell House. He built the Cardiff mask.

Oh, Kaylee is here with us and also singing his praises. All right, that's enough about Lockie. We're not doing a whole segment on Locky. That's enough. We've got to move on. I introduced Danny and then we got off on a whole side thing. All right. I talked about the dreaded wheel of consequences.

Speaking of tight boxes. It's Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi. Welcome back to the show today. We had a contest last week here to tell us who won. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, blah, blah, blah, we'll get to all of that.

I know we have things that we have to get to, but Danny's looking stunning today. She is. And I have to say, the camera angle is on point. You're doing everything right. I just want to give you a little bit of a review, an employee review here live and just tell you that you're killing it today. Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. thank you um all right i'm sorry for rushing you danny so you're okay so we had creepiest plus

last week and with 71 percent of the vote oh carl and karl and kevin paddard's he can't I want to thank, let me just give a quick speech here. You know, this is so unexpected. I'm really excited to have won the round. I want to thank all those fine kuzaroos out there who went to the creepop. com and voted for me because they knew that I brought the bigger creep. And, you know, I really brought it. And you guys recognize that.

And I want to thank my agent. I want to thank my manager who got me through some tough times. Doesn't have either of those things. Oh. You don't have either. of those things. I don't. I don't I have anything of those things. That would suck if I did. A lot of costs.

I'd like to thank Drew Lane's dog. What else you're going to thank, Carl? Congratulations, you got to win. The score is now four to three in this round, if I recall. I'm the comeback kid. Here we go, baby. All right. Danny.

He's the creep-off comeback king. Clubbers foot I've ever seen. Watch him rock a cowgy stream. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. I fucking hate that song.

Great. I love Mr. Magenda, but I hate that song. I was told that our banter was unbearable on our last episode. Is that true? Yeah. Somebody sent me an email to tell me that. What were we talking about? I don't remember.

I think we were talking about the dog, your dad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so let's fix all this. Let's talk about Danny. Yeah, we had a little combo with Danny before the show started, and we had a halt that in order to get into it on the show. Are we allowed to discuss this, Danny? Can we talk just a little bit about this?

Yeah. Okay, let's shame your man. You've been with your dude for how long now? On and off since we were 15, so like, yeah, 17 years. That's incredible. That is incredible. Congratulations on now. You have children together.

You had an oopsie baby recently together. Yeah. And I didn't realize you used the word fiancé. And I went, oh, I don't know if I've heard that word before. When did you get engaged? And Danny could not answer that question. And I just wanted that with people watching and listening. Everyone knows when they got engaged, right?

There's like every woman that's engaged that I'd, I've ever met my fucking life has, knows. Yeah, because there's like a day when like a question is asked, and then you have to make a decision whether you say yes or no to it. And, you know, maybe there's a ring exchange in that. It's like a, it's like a thing. Yeah. So when did you get engaged?

You've had time to think about this. He's in here. Oh, okay. Oh, does Mr. Danny want to come on the show? Does Mr. Danny want to come on the show? contact to us? Oh, no, he's at work right now, but. Oh, I thought you said he was in the room.

Oh, he's always working. He's in the chat listening. Even better. That's awesome. Mr. Danny, in the chat, identify yourself. You don't have to, sir. We need to know. So did he get down on one knee?

No. Yeah, so this is what we learned before the show. I said, well, he must have asked you to marry him if you guys are engaged. When did he do that? knows, well, when we were teenagers, he used to joke about it. What? You asked me, you know, seriously in the last couple of years, there's just no, like, official, I don't know. He's just, he's not a romantic guy at all.

That's mean. Has he ever bought you flowers? Yes. Okay. All right. That's a good start. I don't think we should just paint with such broad brushes here. That's why I'm asking here.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of us. You know, Danny's pushing back, which is good. stick up for your man. Yeah. This is just a bizarre thing because I said, you're engaged when you're getting married. And she goes, I got to go to the DMV and get my license

and then we'll probably make it happen. Are you guys like common law married? I don't think that's a thing here in Kentucky. Why? Because you're not cousins? Are you cousins? No. Danny?

Not at all. Okay. All right. Just checking. See, we've never really asked you. these questions and I'm sorry we're embarrassing you. You're turning red. I am. I am.

Do you not like talking about your personal life, Danny? No, I'm usually pretty cool with it. It's just you caught me on the spot there because there really hasn't been an official anything and it's like... So how do you know you're engaged if there was never a question and answer? That's what I want to know. That's what I want

to know. Because we're getting married. That's awesome. I'm excited. for you. I'm very happy for you. I just, it's just odd that you know that you're engaged and that you're getting married without there ever being acquainted. I wonder if you're like watching a movie or something and there's a wedding in it. You're like, should we do that or I don't know. We don't have to do that, but should we do something like that? Like, how does it, how do you know that this happened? Yeah. I mean, we usually just say, um, kind of just say fiancee mostly because it's easier to

say when we have three kids together, then is my girlfriend or boyfriend, but like, we're just kind of unofficially. What about baby daddy? I don't want to call that. I feel like that's more formal. Isn't that a formal term? Baby daddy. Oh, baby daddy? No. All right. I guess we should probably move on. Hey, can we somehow

sneak you on to Mori with this? get you on TV I don't know get her on TV get her married on TV like a national television show like pretend you don't know the paternity of the third baby

Oh my God Maybe she doesn't Vinny I don't know I'm just asking I'm just trying to come up With the scheme here I'm just plotting

is all All right Danny We love you You're great We are hoping That we just pushed Mr. Danny into going to the jewelry

store later. I hope that we just did that for you and we wish you to nothing by happiness. They just had a kid. He can't afford that. I don't want to yeah, I mean, come on. Danny doesn't need that shit. She's in love. She's good. I don't. I really don't. I'm pretty happy, you know.

All right. Clay's con carless temp. I love it. Are you buying this, Vinnie? I don't know what I'm buying here. I can see that Danny might be the greatest girlfriend in the world. She might very well be Because she's just like, yeah, I love him

He joked about us getting married at one point So I'm going to stay with him Yep That's pretty great It makes you pretty cool It makes you pretty cool Makes you pretty cool chick All right, we'll catch you later, Dan

Be good Bye, bye Bye, bye, nanny That was the last we ever saw Dude, I didn't know that her fiancee watches the show I had no idea Now we know I love Danny

Get back to work Mr. Danny. You shouldn't be watching this on company time. That's right. Everyone else, by the way, you can watch this on company time. I'm fine with it. And Super Chat. Hey, Joseph Collins.

Thanks for the $1.99. He says, happy Super Chat Monday creepos. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. King Caprazy, thanks for the two bucks. Can you believe it's Super Chat Monday already? It seemed like it was Super Chat Monday just a week ago, and it's already back again. Time flies, baby.

Matthew Raleigh, thanks for the Fiver. What the fuck are we doing? people there are almost no rules in the creep off the number one rule is never vote carl let's try and remember that next time fuck you fuck you matthew how dare you sir hey carl there's lots of rules of the creep off we talk about it all the time yeah carl tries to make him up as we go it's incredible you should see the stop it i like to think that the rules of the creep off are fluid much like your gender oh i'm only a woman on tuesdays exactly never on super chat monday carl is time for a scum parade yeah let's go all right let's do it

scorn parade take me all the raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinnie and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat

scum parade Well, like we do every year around the 4th of July We have the great American scum parade Carl Where we celebrate the worst of the worst and a full episode for him. It's a lot of fun. We're going to do a cop cam in a little bit.

But let's start off with a real creep. This guy. This is Maxwell Hirsten. I believe he's the Buffalo Bill's first round draft pick this year. Yeah. And by the way, I don't know what you're going to say about this man, but be careful. The GM of the bills, Brandon Bean, has already looked into his background and said he's an outstanding young gentleman. Who cares?

I don't believe it. a law he was he's being sued you know this right well being sued for what did he did we got into a little accident or something yeah he accidentally stuck his dick in a woman on purpose which after she said no supposedly allegedly rape rape shmap have you seen how fast this kid runs he's unbelievable yeah that's why they couldn't catch him he's going to be a lockdown corner for the bills so the lawsuit was filed Tuesday in federal court Kentucky by a woman who claims Hairsten entered her

dorm room without being invited, ignored her when she said she didn't want to have sexual intercourse, forcibly removed her bottoms, and sexually assaulted her. The Associated Press not typically names alleged victims, so we don't know who the person is. The bills had no comment

and referred to the statements made by General Manager Brandon Bean in April during the draft who said at the same time the team had fully investigated an essay allegation in 2021 involving Harrison, who he called an impeccable kid. You should see his form. I trust in Brandon Bean.

That guy has built some kind of team over the last decade. I trust him. I think we're good on this. We can move on. Let's focus on the real villains in the NFL like Tyreek Hill. That's who we should be talking about this show. Tyreek is the best. Well, he said that's unfortunate.

This is what Bean said. It's unfortunate when things like this are attached to someone's name. and in this case doesn't seem to be anything there. That's what he says. Pull up Michael P's super chat right here. Michael P's a fellow Buffalo Bills fan. He says, funny that he was sued after he signed his contract. That is kind of interesting.

All of a sudden, he's got some money. This happened in 2021, and now there's a lawsuit. Seems convenient. Hashtag be new. Hashtag be new. I'm just saying. On this show, we like to do a little thing called victim blaming. And I'm upholding that tradition.

Good, good point. I got a victim blame right here. Who are you going to sue? A broke college kid or an NFL first round draft pick, Carl. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. And by the way, If she was essayed, which we don't know she wasn't, right?

Okay. Right. I'm happy for her waiting. You know what sucks about this? Do you remember the bills drafted a punter? Yeah, Azaria or something like that? Yeah, he could punt like three football field legs, which is unnecessary. And you don't need that, but he could do it.

And then there was like all these allegations that came out on him, and then the bills cut him. And then it turned out he was cleared on everything. It was just like, all right, let's stop cutting people. because there's allegations. What's up with the bill's drafting rapists? That's what I'm telling you. It's not true. How do you support it?

Is that a Bill's T-shirt you're wearing, Carl? It is. Made by my buddy Doug from Good Times and Great Movies. Not a good look. They should change your name, the Buffalo Rapists. They're not going to sell out of merch with that. It's not going to work real while. There's probably some trademark issues out of account of all the other rapists in Buffalo.

Like, hey, that's ours. This is a race. is what's happening right now. This is blasphemy. I can't believe you're saying this. I'm not saying anything. I'm just making good points. Lever Mystic, thanks for the two bucks.

Maybe it was just a case of wrong hole, not S.A. I don't know. I mean, we could speculate all how we want, but we certainly could. Well, here's a fun story, Carl. Let's move on from that. This is a great story that happened in Spain. This gentleman is a 70-year-old beekeeper, and he was pulled over for not wearing.

a seatbelt. This happened on Friday around 1 o'clock. Police say they pulled over a van for erratic driving and the driver not wearing a seatbelt. They noticed the man behind the wheel. It wasn't what they expected because he responded to the cops with, I should have run over you

before refusing a breathalyzer test and threatening to kill them. Okay, yep. I would say delete laws would not recommend that's how you treat a routine traffic stop. But here's the thing. The guy's profession, he's a beekeeper, Carl.

And he had a van full of bees. So what he did was he sicked the bees on the police. And I say this, many, what's the point of having bees if you can't sick them on your enemies? Honey. Oh, yeah, honey's good. That's true.

But also being able to sick them on your enemy, that's pretty fun. It's a good point. I mean, it'd be cool to have an army of bees. But they're harder and harder to get these days, I've heard. So did the bees go along? with it? Or were they just like, nah, man, this is your fight. We don't want any part of this.

Well, the bees kind of flew around, and he tried to run away, too. He tried to buzz off. He didn't get far. The police tracked him shortly. After they arrested him, they took a statement. He was released on bail within a few hours. Both officers were taken to urgent care and treated with cortisone for their stings.

Okay. So where is the footage of this? I realize this is Spain. Maybe they don't have body cam footage, but somebody must have grabbed their phone. This has got to be the funniest thing. the funniest cop cam video of all time, right? I would play the police getting stung by a swarm of bees as a guy runs away,

the beekeeper runs away. It's a good point. I like to think of the guy going, where don't all my shit go? Hmm, this is on me. I like to think of the guy sitting in there going, I'm not, I'll kill all of you. Release the bees.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. This would be hysterical to watch. It'd be one of the best, you're right. It'd be one of the best cop cams ever. Unfortunately, Spain kind of sucks. sucks. You can buy a house there for 30 bucks. I read that on the internet. Must be terrible. In this article, in this article it talks about how there's been all of these attacks on police officers in Spain. And I'm like, are they copying us? Like, you guys aren't Americans. You can't just go around attacking the police. They claim that in just the first month of 2025, there were 223 assaults on police officers.

That's cultural appropriation right there. I'm kind of annoyed by that. I think this is the first guy who used bees for that though I'm sure there's a lot of guys who used goats and other life stocks he's an innovator he's an innovator for sure yeah well you know Spain that sucks hey you want to meet this girl

oh okay yeah what's up with her is she doing all right? No she's all dead oh she died you know what she kind of looks like she looks a little bit like olive garden waitress okay you know what it's and I don't now that you said that this is going to sound rude

but there's a couple different images of her in this article and I was trying to figure out if she's cute or not because this one you're like yeah okay and then there's a couple other ones you're like oh there's something to do it underneath that maybe isn't all that great I'm going to put it to you this way everybody there were no full body pictures

of this poor woman Jessica McLaughlin who uh well there's not enough pixels on your screen I think is the problem right she worked at this 7-11 Carl okay And a horrifying scene unfolded on June 24th when a workplace argument turned into a deadly assault that left Jessica McLaughlin, brain dead, Carl. She later died from those injuries. According to witnesses and a family statement, McLaughlin and a clerk was a clerk at the store, got into a dispute with her manager, an unidentified woman who reportedly snapped and launched into a violent and unprovoked attack.

The manager allegedly pulled McLaughlin to the floor by her hair and then sat on her chest. with her full weight, pinning her down and cutting off her ability to breathe. Now, you gotta love the New York Post because the article has this sentence in it. During the attack, the deranged big gulp slinger pulled McLaughlin's hair and sat down on her employees upper body.

The deranged big gulp slinger is phenomenal. That AI can't produce that. That's a real person writing that shit. And that's what I like again about humanity versus AI. As McLaughlin struggled, a coworker attempted to intervene, Carl, but the manager reportedly lashed out of them as well. Then in a grim term, turn of events, she allegedly fled to the back office to tamper with the security footage,

while McLaughlin lay there unconscious. So let's not get help for the unconscious person. I need to go erase the security cameras because I kick this bitch's ass. So we were debating how big this girl is. It sounds like the manager was much bigger. If you can sit on someone and kill them, that's an unhealthy weight you're at. Yeah.

And again, we don't know for sure, but we're suspecting that this is not the smallest gal in the world, at least from the waist down. How do they not know who the manager was? So what's crazy about this story is that all of the information in it came from a GoFundMe that her brother set up. Yeah, there is no mugshot of the manager. They don't know who the manager was.

You can't check the schedule to see who was working that day. Like they have no idea. There was a witness there. They don't know what the person's name is. How is it possible? It'd be like, you know, New York Posts just going, yeah, according to Facebook, this bitch would be crazy. Like, they just look at a Facebook post and writing articles about it.

It's like, that's not a news source. You know, you can't take a GoFundMe seriously as a source anyway because people lie on those fucking things all the time. That's what I'm talking about. None of this makes sense. I'm trying to look here to see if there's any updates on this anywhere. if we could get a mugshot on her. I looked this morning.

Shane Galvin is the author of this. And I just praised Shane for that funny sentence. But other than that, horrible reporting, literally didn't get a single source, didn't talk to anyone, saw a GoFundMe page and went, I'm writing an article for the New York Post about this. This poor girl.

You know, this podcasting thing doesn't work out for me, but I'll just become a journalist. It seems like the easiest job of the world. You probably shouldn't. I don't think you'd be very good at it, frankly. I don't have to be. That's my point. Are you paying attention?

No. No one's good at journalism. It's like stand-up comedy. You know? You can be really bad at it, pretend that you're a stand-up for years and years and years. At least 15. At least 15, baby.

All right. Let's go to North Dakota. I'm sorry, Carl. I really was trying to see if I could find an update on that story where you were filibuster. filibuster in my phone. No, I get it, man. I looked around, too. It seems like it might be completely made up.

We don't even know. This could be a whole scam. This guy just found a photo of some woman. It went, hey, this is my sister. She died. She was drinking a big gulp, but she sat on my sister. I mean, it's very possible. None of this is even real.

I like to believe it, though. I really like to believe it. I know. I know. All right. A teen. In North Dakota, is facing several charges, Carl, for crimes against children after attempting to gain babysitter jobs on Facebook.

Now that doesn't seem like a crime, does it? No, that's fine. He wants to be a babysitter. Right. Well, the problem is he was reported by Google for basically, you know, sending CP around Gmail. Oh, boy. Way to be 16.

It's stupid. Google is the biggest narc in the history of the world. Everyone needs to realize that if you're up to know, good. Stop using Google products immediately. Now, the teen was reportedly found to be in possession of hundreds of photos, videos depicting young children across multiple devices. Again, distributing child abuse material via Gmail, including images he created of a six-year-old girl, along with detailed messages, a legend stating things like, I'm a PDF file.

I'm sorry that I, like, small, like really small. And if not her, it's going to end up being a different girl. These are all quotes from things that he sent people. The teen search history reportedly contained multiple questions about grooming. He was also in possession of a directory labeled training containing 15 videos related to how to groom female children performing SAX and avoid getting caught. Now, yeah, the best part is he was Googling how did not get caught or how to get away with this shit. And the first search result is, well, don't Google it. Too late now, idiot. You just fucked up. You know what happens when you Google. that.

Just the little thing pops up and says, Catch it, bitch. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Hey, how do I get away with sending around CP and taking photos of little kids?

Well, you just lost that opportunity. It's over, Johnny. You get a job working for Shulie. That's how you get away with it. Yeah, that doesn't work forever either. What's wild about this story is that this 16-year-old kid is in this Facebook group. Yep, let's get to that.

A babysitter. Yeah. Now, the name of the Facebook group is babysitting jobs for ages 13 to 18 and babysitting group and babysitter needed. Now, according to court documents, his profile, he posts and he posted say things like, I'm looking for kids between the ages of four to eight to babysit and quote, I prefer girls, but I also babysit boys. Yeah, gender preferences with babysitting. I've never heard of that.

It seems like a red flag. Well, he followed that up with a blowjob. a blowjob, you know? I mean, this is so fucked up. Death penalty for this kid. No problem. If I'm the dad, I'd throw him in a wood chipper. Do you think this kid's popular in high school?

No. Could you imagine what that's like when this article comes out? You know, he always used to come over and hang out of my little sister's soccer games. Yeah. They're like, they're like, dude, you don't even have a girlfriend. He's like, actually, I do. He was reported to law enforcement by his adopted father as well. The law enforcement officer said he was sending child abuse material to his younger brother who still lived at home.

Oh, boy. So the younger brother's a narc as well as sounds like. Well, I mean, he's trying to groom his little brother is what it sounds like. He's charged with two counts of promoting or directing an obscene sexual performance by a minor, five counts of possession of certain materials prohibited, and essay. His first court appearance was July 1st. where a bond was set, Carl, 50 bucks. What? His bond was set at $50.

Isn't that what Aaron Imhole claimed he was going to have? And it turned out to be $50,000? It wasn't a... That was different. That was his slap on the wrist fee because he was just being a scamp, you know? I got to say that, like, taking photos of children and disseminating them

seems like a worse thing than, like, a photo of Kayla Ricata. But what do I know? yeah Carl either way I'm with you wood chipper wood chipper wood chipper this kid

yeah yeah it's not gonna work out for him there's no saving this one it's not gonna work out for anyone when he's writing things like if not her than someone else yeah keeping his options open

that's always good for a PDF file I wrote a lot of stupid things when I was 16 never wrote any papers on this topic you read a lot of dumb stuff when you were 40 I'm just talking about your Santa back together I'm sorry

Why are you being so hurtful today? Because I'm not in the studio. You're just really... You can't get to me. You're just really sore at me pointing out how you dye your beard. And I can't believe that you're just taking it out of me. I definitely don't. No one said you do a good job.

The lighting's just different in here. That's all. Okay. Whatever you say. You thought my hair style was different? You think I'm dyeing my beard? It's just a different lighting situation. Okay.

Whatever you say, Grecian formula or like just for men? What are you doing? Grecian. Got it. Let's talk about a creep that we have been discussing at least two times on the show. Back to a few weeks ago when we did the scum parade for Pride Month, Carl. David Yates. Remember David Yates?

No longer David Yates. When I was reading this, I went, did Vinnie forget that we covered this, but there's an update? Oh, yeah, there's an update. Let's show you a picture of David, or I'm sorry, Sasha Yates. for those of you What percentage of people named Sasha were born female? I bet it's less than 50%.

There's only guys love to turn into Sasha's. There's only one I know of. Yeah. Yeah. So 100% are we're born men is what you're saying. Yeah. So for those of you don't remember this story, this is the teacher,

well, I'm sorry, the girls tennis coach who would go into the female locker room and discuss periods with the girls. and ask for advice for them, you know, because she's newly a lady. Yeah, what kind of panties they like to wear and, like, get into all that kind of stuff. I actually, this is crazy, but I found this, Vinny, because I was doing a lot of research this morning when I wasn't in the pool. I found actual audio of a conversation she had with her doctor. What?

This is pretty, yeah, this is pretty wild. Oh, I want to hear that. You had a sex change, but you don't have ovaries or a womb. You don't produce eggs. You mean, I'll never know what it feels. feels like to have a baby grown inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it aimed. That's right. But I paid $5,000 to be a woman.

This would mean I'm not really a woman. I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis. Basically, yes. Oh, boy, do I feel like a jackass. How did you get that? I know, is that incredible? I don't even know why that was recorded. It seems like a hippo law was broken or something.

I feel like you're right. Now, she had her job at the school for quite a while until something really wild happened one day. And one of the members of the school board who wanted her fired got an email. And in the email, there was video. Here's a still image from it. That is Sasha smoking crack. I'm sorry, meth. I'm sorry, everybody.

I mean, there's a big difference. I'm kind of a kind of sewer. Let's talk about a yes or re. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see. Let's talk about meth. Now, in this video, Sasha's getting railed by a dude looking into the camera, hitting the meth pipe going,

I'm your little meth whore. Yes. That was sent to a member of the school board. Well, she's not on school time. It's a weekend. She can do whatever she wants, right? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. so here's the thing reddix is the website that covered this uh redu xx in case you don't aren't

familiar with it they found they were tipped off to post that yates made through another member of a forum who felt disturbed by the things that yates was posting on the forum that caters to males who enjoy engaging in degrading sexual activities while pretending to be a woman or a girl Yates has been discussing the instances leading up to the end of their employment at Gettysburg High School. On May 20th of this year, Yates posted a warning to the forum where the men have been discussing their exposure fetish, more commonly referred to as exhibitionism. Now, I'm going to show you the post, everybody. This is what Sasha has to say. So I have only ever told part of what happened to me.

On October 2024, I met up with a guy from Grindr and went to his motel room, was film getting spun and being fucked by raw BBC. The video was sent to a member of the school board at the school I worked at. That was my coming out as a meth whore, and I was fired. I'm going to expose myself by telling the truth about the fateful evening. My whole life changed. What I've never admitted is that, yes, the video was sent from someone else's email address, but I actually wrote the email and hit the send button. I exposed myself to the members of the school board who is in the chapter leader for the local moms for liberty

She had been trying to fire me for the last two years And this gave her everything she needed to legitimately fire me Doesn't look good having someone coaching tennis at a high school Has been seen on video Looking at the camera and asking Am I a good meth whore After she then exposed me by further doing interviews For Redux and Daily Wire

And since this happened I've not been able to find employment I apply for jobs but don't even get an interview now this is part of this is pure mental illness yeah when you when you work against your own self-interest yep that is you're a mental patient you're crazy when you do that that's what this is this person is mentally ill and needs to be locked up forget about like trying to find a job this person needs to have a lobotomy take take half of a brain out maybe it'll work better i I don't know. I don't even care which half.

You know, there's a hammer laying around. We could probably... Yeah, flip a coin. Figure it out. Who cares? This whole thing is wild to me. An exposure fetish, I want to be caught doing this. And I needed to send it to the person who I knew would expose me the hardest and the loudest.

The person who's been trying to get him, I don't know why I'm saying her. A person trying to get him fired from the job for years. Who's on the member of the school board. Yeah. They posted a lot of things that Sasha had. put on this thing. For example, she said,

I'm planning to get implants this summer to take me up to 38 double Ds. Yeah, it won't help. You're putting lipsick on a pig there. Right, right. So here's a real creepy one, Carl. I am new to BZ, but that's not being barebacked.

Now, what that is referring to is bug chasing, Carl. Do you know what bug chasing is? Oh, God. This is, again, mental illness. If you want to get AIDS, you're a mentally ill person who needs to be set right or put down. I have recently stopped taking prep, and I'm now actively looking for high viral loads to breed me. Oh. God, I don't, that's fucking... Yeah, nothing about that is appealing. Yeah, I don't even want to read this. We'll be having gender reassignment surgery at the end of April. So once I'm recovered from surgery, means I'll have plenty.

I will have a P and an A for you to breed. No, you will not. It is a bad special. But you are an A. So you got that going for you. Vinnie, it is Super Chat Monday, and there are some people commenting on that story

specifically. So I want to hit that. And tonight's ass eating gone wrong. Carl, Michael P. says, I think he gave us two bucks, says, still hotter than Chrissy Mayer. Question? Still hotter than Chrissy Mayor?

no definitely not i got called out i said this christie mayors beautiful i i met her in person many times we've hung out and i i think she's a very good looking gal yeah michael p also said go our words yeah he did i he's he's converted he doesn't care what the buffalo football team is called he's rooting for him there it is labr mystic thanks to the two bucks she should have used linked in like stuccio did yes that is the place to get all your fetishes out um also viny Johnny Credits became a new member. So I want to thank Johnny Credits for becoming a YouTube member. Appreciate you.

I don't know which channel that's on because we simulcast this on Creepoff and WTP, but bonus shows for you under the members tab. And also, Labron Mystic from a little while ago kind of got lost there. And he says, who has more rules? Creep off or Togo? That's a good question. Togo. Aaron makes up new rules all the time.

You can't keep up with all the rules for Steel Toll. as a goal. One of the positive things about our show is the rules generally stay the same until we really need them to change. His are going all over the place all the time. The other thing about our show that's superior is that you and I can argue about the rules. Whereas Aaron just makes shit up and there's no one there to push back or say, that wasn't what the case was yesterday or anything like that. He just makes up and just goes with that. It's very frustrating for people. Solid point. Solid point. You know, buddy, I have a really great story. Do you know how we were giving Danny grief earlier about, you know, her fiancé, not, like, making things official and be, like,

fiance wise. I remember. Yeah. There's a guy who's a worse partner than him. This guy. The dude with the bow and arrow in the living room. He's not great. This guy, by the way, his name.

Well, hold a second. I'm guessing, like, a deer got in the house or something, right? No. This is 57-year-old Stephen Carr. And he's a self-described very good shot. Carl. Okay. It's an archer?

Yep. He's a former archery competitor. He decided to turn his Yorkshire bungalow into a horror movie last September. After downing a leader of vodka, Carl repeatedly told his wife, you're going to die tonight, and then stalked her around the house with a loaded bow. I believe his wife's response was, you know, tonight actually doesn't work for me? What's your next week look like? It looks like you're not going to be there for it. Yeah.

My next week is going to be open. Yours is going to be closed, honey. he fired three arrows at his wife one struck a door one hit the bed another one landed near where she was hiding but this wasn't just some drunken fucking thing he uh then calmly walked into the kitchen grabbed a large knife and stabbed her six times leaving her with 10 deep wounds i don't know how that works including in her back hold on a second you said this wasn't just some drunken thing he drank a liter of vodka before doing this well i mean it's a little more serious it's a little more serious and just, like, getting drunk and fooling around kind of thing.

I do like, though, that, like, when he was questioned about saying, hey, you're going to die tonight, he's just like, oh, like, you haven't threatened your wife with murdering her before. Like, we all do this. It's a normal thing. It's what being married is all about. You can't tell me, officer, that you don't pull your gun out and chase your wife around the house with it for fun. Right.

We all do this stuff. I mean, you know, I missed on purpose. I'm actually really good. If I wanted to hit her, I would have hit her. Yeah. She refused to put on those deer antler. hat. I got her for her birth. Yeah, what a bitch. You wouldn't play a log. Now, that's a role play. That's why I got the knife. That's why I got the knife. That's how you keep the marriage

interesting. So he was arrested shortly after the attack. And he was sentenced to 17 years in prison for attempted murder for this, which is amazing. Now, here's what's even more amazing. This woman still believes, like, loves him. They'd only been married for five months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, well, she tried to kill me, but just once. There's only that one night that he tried to kill me. The other nights, I think about the great times we had. Yeah, and she also said, you know, I don't feel like he tried to hurt me again. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine, you know, until it isn't.

I'm sure it'll be great until he's not. Oh, you know what? I forgot an important part detail of this article. I totally understand this now. The fight reportedly started over who should care for Carr's mother who lived with them and had dementia. Ah. That's the person you want to take out. That's the person you want to take out the bowed arrow.

I bet you mom would wear the hat. I got one more story for you, Carl. Let's talk about one of the worst places in the world. Yeah, so obviously we're celebrating America, July 4th weekend and everything like that. And we can't forget one of our greatest accomplishments, Afghanistan. The 19 years that our military was set up there, like really accomplished a lot. And I feel like we put them on really good now that we left. We put them on a good path.

Yeah. I feel like it's what we did. If there's one thing we can do, it's nation-built. We're really good at it. Now, they're having a great time over there. Let's meet this guy. That is... Is he with his daughter, or is that his...

No, granddaughter? We'll start off with this. This week's international entry. This is a 45-year-old man who looks 90. He sparked international outrage this week after... You know what he looks like? A Sasha Barricone character? I was actually going to say he looks like the terrorists in world police, the puppets from the South Park guys.

Durka, derka, derka, derka, derka. Yeah, right, doesn't he? It's not even a real person, but I guess it is. There might be strings there. There might be strings there. People are very mad at him because he married that six-year-old girl there, and that's their wedding picture. Oh, that's his wife. Yes, that's his wife, not his daughter.

Okay, not his daughter, okay. Yeah. According to report, the man who already had two wives paid the child's family in exchange for their marriage. The photo of the ceremony went viral leading to public outcry and prompting Taliban officials to intervene. See, the Taliban isn't so bad, are they? Apparently they're not as... We can be marrying six-year-olds in this country. This is outrageous. Yeah, they went there and they took the girl from him and, you know, gave him back to her family and they set some very strict rules. They said, hey, listen, that marriage, binding, but he can't have her until she's nine.

Oh, nine's the right number for this? According to the Taliban at nine, she's going to be returned. Oh, boy. That's not great. Here I was just like talking, talking up the Taliban a second ago, and I'm like foolish for doing so. That's not a good solution to this. I mean, here's part of the problem. They're allowed to sell their children.

you're just allowed to sell your kid the parent this little girl's dad was like hey listen I feel really bad about it but you know I already had to sell her daughter last winter my other daughter last winter and you know spring came around I wanted to have a nice summer want to have a little mad money go on vacation yeah you're not going to sell for more when you're eight all right so I got to sell you now when I get the biggest buck for it uh the case is not isolated since the Taliban return to power in 2021 and banned girls from attending schools, child marriages in Afghanistan have surged by 25% with a 45% increase in the childbirth rate among underage girls.

Great. According to the U.S. They're doing really well over there in Afghanistan. I like the girl's solution, though. We kind of glossed over that. Oh, what part? So the dad is selling his six-year-old daughter, and the daughter's like, dad, why don't you just like go to school and become a doctor?

She literally says Just get a fucking job So you don't have to sell me to this creep Well now I know I sold that one You're gonna tell me how to do things Kind of mouth Good luck with your new husband there You know what else sucks

This dad got his deal What What else The other thing that sucks about the story This guy He's got a new wife here He's already got two wives Yeah

The rich get richer It's not fair This guy's zero wives Yeah This guy's getting all the wives But he doesn't realize That little one's mouthy Yeah it's gonna be a problem

It's only to get worse when she's nine. I mean, once she gets puberty, your daughter wife is going to be a real problem. Dude, could you imagine you're just dreading the day you turn nine years old because then you're going to be handed over to this creep who's going to start assaying you on a regular basis. I bet she's, I bet she's really going to enjoy her eighth birthday. Mm-hmm. I think of that seat at Arthur. One day she's to be explained this to a psychologist, and the psychologist's being, well, you had five relatively.

good years. Oh, fucking awful. Carl, I think it's time to do some of voicemails. How does that time to you? Let's do it. They're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. The creep off voicemail segment

is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Attention residents of Syracuse. I know Alligator Alcatraz is now open, but please stop trying to book it as a result. destination. See you in Syracuse. Labard Mystic, thanks to the two bucks. Keep it interesting with random trips to the ER. I think it was for that earlier story. The Bowen Arrow guy, yes. And also, Johnny Credits became a YouTube member, I believe, on the other channel. Thank you, Johnny Credits.

Sign up for both the channels. Thank you very much. We got fun and the easy that is to do for as little as five bucks a month. You're going to get a lot of great, you're going to get a lot of great bonus content, you know, with either channel. More so with the Creepoff I'll think, you know, whatever. That's not true. Carl, let's talk voicemail, shall we? We had our consequence for the wheel suggested. Ola, creep olas.

I have a suggestion for the wheel of consequences since it is summertime, and both of you like going to Florida. The next loser should have to wear the cow bikini on the beach in Florida. Thank you. Fuck you. Don't call me back. vacation canceled didn't we play that one last week

no I just came in the cow bikini is gone the cow bikini is no more although I think Danny has a cow bikini if I'm not mistaken she says she does Carl heard she does our friend Olive Garden waitress

checked in hey ODW here and then you please don't play a voicemail of me cussing Carl out after finding out his dad died please I felt so bad Um, also, I don't condone cheating, man's got to stop hitting up, uh, don't appreciate it, go take care of your babies, seems a lot more important than me, uh, back out all of garden. And I feel like whenever I go there, it's like fallout because, uh, I just accepted a shift for tomorrow.

And tonight, I had to translate Portuguese for a DUI that I thought was my brain. brother. Anyway, fuck you guys. Bye. What world does this woman live in? Who's the guy who's trying to bang her? Captain Blackthread? I think. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay. And he has

children. No, he had a pregnant wife. He has a pregnant wife at home. That's the time to cheat. Yeah, he left us a voicemail and he was like, hey, Olive Garden Waitress, come get this dick, I think is what he said. I think that was a quote from him. And then his connections have been made from our shows.

It's unbelievable. But then his co-hosts, that whatever bullshit podcasts they're on, that's garbage, I'm sure. I don't know that. Calls in and leaves us a voicemail and says, hey, that guy's got a wife and kid at home. Why is he leaving this voicemail for her?

That's right. She'll probably still, I mean, she have that many options. She seems fun. Go for it. She seems fun. Alvgard waitress. I'm happy for you, too.

I know we'll go to their wedding before Danny's. All right. It's true. Hey, Carl, the podcast prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. I was just reading an article, and I found out that Donald Trump takes medication daily for Hispanic attacks. Anyways, the consequences idea.

I think you guys should add. Get a tattoo. I'm thinking for a forum. I wouldn't make you do it on your face. Just it says, did he didn't do it. You know, given the results of the case and all. Anyways, thank you, fuck you, bye. Damn it, what didn't Diddy do?

You know, I'm going to... That's a funny tattoo. I'm not against it. I'm very much against it. I'm very much against it. I do not want that tattoo. You know, I'll put it on the wheel for you. You know, you have a story attached to it.

There's a lot of people, you know, you go, oh, why'd you get that tattoo? Like, I don't know. That would be, that would, there'd be a story attached to that tattoo. how would you how would you phrase it here's what i would say i'd be like i'm on this show called the creep up but i'm on a better show called who are these podcasts and you should check that out and review other people's podcasts that's how he feels about all of you creepoff fans i'm kidding that's why they vote for me carl that's why they vote for me she uh the one pun made a great comment here consequence next loser has to bunk with clear water chad

That guy's weird. You have to get a hotel room with double beds and stay at one night with Clearwater, Chad. Could you imagine? Just be on whatever content he wants to make. Could you imagine? He does every show. He'll be on MLC while you're there. You can pop it and say hi to Kevin.

He's on Chan Zubach show all the time. I think that Clearwater, Chad, I don't know what his appeal is. I don't think anyone does, but he's on everyone's show all the time. His schedule is booked. I happen to think he's a pretty nice gentleman. I've met him. He's nice. He came to your stand-up show and then forgot that it was your stand-up show. But other than that, he's great. It was forgettable. It's fine. Those are all the voice phones I got, Carl. All right. You ready for a cop cam? No, I have to tell you one thing. We have a contest going on, Carl.

We have asked folks to submit their new scum parade jingles. And we've gotten some that were really, really, really long AI. And we're not going to play those. Then we're We had one that was like a moderate level AI that I'll let you guys listen to and check out. And then we have one that was submitted by a guy named Malort Savior. And I will play those two for you today. And don't forget, if you want to submit one, you could send yours to the creepoff pot at gmail.com. We will play and we'll check them out if they're not like six-minute AI nonsense. Let's start off with this one from Thaddy Joe Carl. The Sun Parade, where the Rotten Frye, baby throwers, knackers in the filth they dive,

PDFs, oozing secrets that you can't erase, murderers, junkies all marching in place. Vinnie Pete grinning calls dragging his feet, two scum-drenched kings running the streets, creepos lurking, eyes black and cold, they're walking through the muck, Where the stories unfold. I'm going to cut it there, because that's really long. Yeah, that's not bad, though. I like it. Yep, I do, too.

It's long. It keeps going. Then this one is one from Malort Savior. Folks, let us know what you think. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darts and murder drugs and jay walking. You'll hear a bad guy who fought his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade.

Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Wow. That's a winner right there. That guy's got pipes. It sounded great. Let me tell you what he said of this. Here's your first place winner. Don't bother. Yes. Yes. He called his shot and he's right. That's incredible, actually. You're in the lead, man. You're in the lead. We've got to see what other people are going to send in. Someone beat that. That's fantastic. I think we should declare a winner in first show in August. We'll give everybody another couple weeks just to get theirs together. and get them in and that was pretty solid man pretty solid good stuff now it is time for carls cop cam everybody

if you're ready for that let's hit it dude i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life June 14th, 2025 in South Carolina, Vinny, is where we're going to be. It's 2.30 a.m. It's on a weekend. And so the police are making a routine traffic stop as they see a man who's kind of swerving a little bit on the road. And they decide he's probably had a little bit too much to drink. So they pull him over.

He does not want to get out of the car. So they decide. that they're going to have to force him out of the car in my clip number one my door happy central unit's been general 33 for south level it's illegal you want somebody on the other side okay i'm like to see you all right All right. So it's the usual. You can't do this. I'm going to sue you. I know my rights. You can't pull me out of my car. That old chest. No, actually we we asked you to come out of the car and you didn't. So now we're making you get out of your car. And so he starts getting real cocky with these cops. My clip number two. resist you pulled me on my car just now you just pulled me out of my car you were asked to get out of

you just pulled me out my car it's interesting how people don't understand the chain of events there you were asked to get out of the car therefore we pulled you out of the car you are correct but you were asked and people just don't it starts as an ask and then it becomes a command And once it's a command, you no longer have a choice of the matter. You're going to get out of that car one way or the other. I believe what they call it a, I believe what they call it is a lawful order. Yes. Yes.

I think you're right. And I hate taking the cops side on these things. But it's very annoying. This guy's like, oh, go ahead, take me to jail. I'll be out tomorrow. It's like, well, yeah, that's actually how this works. You will be out tomorrow. But you'll also be in a lot of trouble.

And you'll be going back to court a time or two. to get this all settled. Yeah, you should have just gotten out of the car. But, you know, the thing is... Right. I don't know what this guy did yet. I don't know if he's drunk. I don't know anything.

But he's hiding something. Because people who aren't hiding anything generally, like, yeah, should get out of the car. Well, Vinnie, so far you're watching this, you're going, Carl, why did you even pull this cop cam? We've seen all this before. It's not interesting. Well, clip number three is where things take a turn.

What do you want me to do? You just want him for two in Farmington. What do you want me to do? What do you want to do? What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? What the fuck? What the fuck?

Sit down, sit down. Oh my God. All right, so we just watched a car coming in the other direction head-on collision with the police cruisers that they're trying to be. cruiser they're trying to put this gentleman in they have him up against it handcuffing him and someone just rams right into it at full speed no brakes were applied just straight into the cop car let's try go back and watch this again i'm mad the guy's putting his gloves on so his arms kind of in the way yeah it's like right there okay so i'm going to go slow here and just kind of scrub this we see the time there's the car i see the lights there's the car yep boom boom oh oh Oh, my God. Damn. Run.

That's when you run, dude. You don't lay down on the ground. Yeah, that's what they're distracted. Too many of the cuffs already on or else he could have probably pulled that off. They're going to let this guy go, right? They better let the spouty asshole go. Well, they want to find out if this person who just rammed head on into this police cruiser is okay. And the door is locked.

And so that brings my favorite part, X time. Oh. Whenever you are. Doors lock. Huh. That didn't switch over. I'm sorry, guys. It didn't switch.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got an axe. Let's go. Get this person out of the car. Let's make this happen. And then clip number five.

I believe they're going to ask her to get out of the car. Hey, watch out. Oh, you got it open? All right. Yeah, you're going to need you. She's moving. She's moving. Oh, that's a bummer.

They're able to just open up the car doors. Damn it. I got an ax out. Give a chance. Anyway. So, uh, they get her, you know, they open up her side of the car. And let's see if she's in okay shape, and she's responding to this. Is she responding?

Yeah. Ma'am. Ma'am. 143. You got one responding. $1.95 head at $1.9.9.5 head at the next. Okay. Is she?

Get her around. Can you go? All right. We got it? Yeah, we got it. All right. Oh, God. All right.

Come on. All right. All right. Get her? Get on the side. Get on the side. Get on the side. Get on the side.

I'm sorry. It's so wild. I should have turned these down. That broad was trying to get up and get out of the car. She was trying to stand up. So they're pulling this woman who just had this horrific accident out of the car and now she's down on the ground. And they start asking her questions to see if she's coherent and knows what's going on right now. My next clip.

Or actually, her neck, let her, leave her on her back so her neck don't get. Just lay down. You're good? Yeah, yeah. Everybody, I think we're all good. I don't know about him. Goal 8-204. You don't need you to sell in.

Just lay still. Hey. Hey, what's your name? Lauren Skins, Skinner. One more time? Lauren Skinner. Okay. Do you know what year it is?

Is. Is. All right. You can on there? 20-25. hi 2025 all right it took her a minute but she got it she figured out what year it was that's good those are some boobs yeah she's got giant breasts i don't think she needed the airbag she would have been fine that's why she's okay that is why she's okay god bless him got god yes god had a uh

he knew this was going to happen and he said this woman's going to need some big old titties to save her i know the thoughts i have for you sayeth the lord yes uh my last clip on here. Um, so we, we figure out that she is a little bit with it. So, uh, this is your last clip. Yeah, number eight, right? You have, you have nine too. Oh, well, then there's two more clips. Let's go. Yeah. You weird me out. Do you know who the president is? Trump. Yeah. Do you know if you're hurting anywhere? You don't feel any pain anywhere? Okay. You know what happened? Central 143. Twenty-eight is going to be six or five or six or six.

You got in a car rig, okay? She's not feeling any pain. You notice that? She's actually grinning. She's grinning and she's not like, yeah, I don't know, man. I haven't felt pain since I left for the bar. Precisely. So I guess there's one more clip.

Go ahead and play that, and I'll bet you know what happened. Seven seconds. It's titled Lecture. Okay. don't smile at me especially whenever you're out here drinking and driving you about took us out and killed every one of us he's not wrong so these the south carolina highway patrol is charged skinner with transporting alcohol in a motor vehicle with a broken seal did she have a fucking like in the oh that's bad she had an open container she was driving around with she was driving under suspension so her driver's license was not valid at this time and driving under the influence one. So she was wasted and just drove right into a police cruiser heading down the street. You know, that first dude who threatened a lawsuit now legitimately has one. Maybe. Yes. If he's hurt, this was not a great scenario. And a lot of drunk people in South

Carolina driving around at nighttime. Yeah, wild. All right. Perfect. S. Apeship Media, thanks for the two bucks. Next loser has to catfish S.J. and drag. That's fun. That would be a fun fun little experiment. See how that goes. I don't want to put the glitter in my beard again. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two bucks.

Afghanistan future site of biggest wood chipper. Yes. Throw them all in there. Agreed. Ladder and Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. I got a scum parade brewing, but may AI the voice. If you wrote it

and you make it good and you AI the voice, that's cool. But don't just have AI go scum parade theme and email it to me. yeah you can always pitch correct and stuff like that that's fine sure uh matthew raleigh thanks for the fiver uh two 30 hamburger i believe you meant two 30 am i right you're welcome everyone that ain't funny so you're sorry matthew the funniest people are the ones watching the show as uh as he just proved roco or b 2002 with a two dollar super secret thank you very much rocko or b 2002 we appreciate your support i see him on all these shows love rock

always hanging out. For sure. You know, the other thing about the Afghanistan story, that article went on and on and on and on about the boy fucking that's going on in Afghanistan. Oh, the Taliban just kind of turns their head and doesn't really pay attention to it. But I've known about this before. This is, you know, obviously something that people know about. Yeah, you get invited to those parties.

I do. But neither here nor there. It's not the point. What's crazy in that article I was reading, it just says, like, they get these young boys. And they make them dance around for them and do all this weird shit. And then they molest them and all that kind of fun stuff. But then as soon as they start growing facial hair, they're done with them. Like that's when the kids no longer fuckable.

It's like 12, 13 years old, some whiskers start coming out. And they're like, ah, right, you got a younger brother. What are we doing? That's, why are we talking about that? Because it's the creep off. This is what we talk about in this show. I feel it's horrible. It is horrible.

You know, they prefer hairless boys. That's what they're into. They're into little, little, uh, Twinkie boys in Afghanistan. That's their thing. They marry six-year-old girls, and when they're not marrying the girls, they're having sex with the boys.

What a great country. God bless America. God bless America. Carl, what a disjointed, weird-ass show we did today. Sorry. I thought it's fantastic. Well, I didn't say it was bad. I'm not one of my air and impulse.

I think this was a great show. It was a little disjointed, though. Our best show yet. Because I've been having tech problems on my end with Stream Yard. So hope it went smooth for you guys is what I was getting to. I had fun. We will be back on Friday with the bonus episode. Is that right, Carl?

Or do you have something else that you've planned? No, I'll be around on Friday. Great, great. I'll be back in New York. I want to call my shot on something. I want to discuss on the bonus. We just did an episode where we kind of caught catching up with Christine, where we were following up on what's going on with Christine Chan.

Chris Chan, obviously. Chris Chan has a significant other now that he is spending his time with, and her name is Flutter, and she looks like a child. And I said I was into a little bit of digging into the background there and find out what's going on. We're going to hit that update. We're going to do some other fun stuff,

so hopefully we'll see you on Friday. Don't forget. We'll be back every Monday, whatever. Carl, end the show. Please. I'm fucking freaking out over here. Poor Vinny. Vinny's going through it right now.

My street is flickering on and off, and I don't know what the fuck you do. So please. Patreon.com slash The Creepoff is where you want to go for all those bonus shows. You'll be able to watch live on Friday or any time they're after. You get the whole back catalog of all the shows. And if you're a member for three months or more, you get merch sent to you as well. So it's a great Patreon to be a part of if you love hearing stories about the most awful people on the planet. Yes.

And the other thing that I need to be doing, speaking of Patreon, we've got to get another Hall of Famer in for July. so we'll be taking some suggestions and nominations for the Creepoff Hall of Fame. Might I throw a name out there? Shug Knight, it's pretty high on my list. I'm interested in see what he was up to. All right. He definitely had some fun. What I like about Shug Knight is that he's continuing to podcast while he's incarcerated, so that's fun.

Yeah, we should cover that too. I think it would be a good one. It'd be a good show for us. So we'll find out, we'll put that up for a vote. Until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good Gia. What the hell is it supposed to be.

What the hell is it supposed to be? You know, You know, Thank you.