The Creep Off - Episode 271: Let's Go Brandon!!!

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

 Holy hell…this week we’re nominating the Creepiest Priest to ever don the collar. Vinnie and Karl dig into some of the darkest, most disturbing stories about so-called “men of the cloth.” Karl’s Cop Cam features a woman named Kayla making her third appearance in this segment—and she still hasn't learned a thing about dealing with the police. We close things out with a fresh Scum Parade packed with perverts and predators, and announce your ballot for the next induction into The Creep Off Hall of Fame! The score is currently tied at 4 so don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Florida woman, 20, accused of pepper-spraying rich men in Miami Beach hotels, stealing their luxury watchesWoman who kept boyfriend's body in basement is sentencedPervert Invites Cops Into Home, Handcuffs Ensue | The Smoking Gun  Indiana mom busted after trying to sell baby daughter for sexWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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sensation horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down cuckoo coo coo that ain't funny It's a vomiting dozing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. And joining me in the studio today, it is the bourgeoisie of podcasted. It's hot cuckaca carol. What's going on, Vinnie Pauline? You know, good to see you, buddy. Oh, dude. What a fun. Monday this is. It's a holiday. I always love when we do shows on holidays. It happens to

line up quite a bit. Honestly, I'm thinking about it. Super Chat Monday. Happy Super Chat Monday, everybody. Oh, it's so glad to be here with you today. Carl, we're going to be celebrating all day, so feel free to join in the festivities. Today's going to be a big one. This show is a competition. It is. We need to find out what the scores, but before we do, explain the rules to everybody, Carl. So this is the only true crime show for men. And men like to compete. We're competitive. And so what we're doing on this show is we're both bringing the biggest creep in a certain category. We present our creep. You listen and watch. And then you go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the biggest creep. The first person to get to five wins, wins the round.

And the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. The current score is Vinny for Carl 3. and we bring our results girl, Danny on, to let us know what happened this past week. I got Danny a new theme. Tell me what you think of this one, guys. Hi, Danny. Hi, guys. Glad you can make it. Glad you can make it today.

Last week, we had a competition, and the category was creepiest landlord, I believe. Yep, creepiest landlord. All right. We need to find out if Carl will be spinning the wheel of consequences today. I'm not going down the Tom Segura path. This chat is ridiculous. These people are out of control. Well, you're reading the chat.

Oh, yeah, I'll stop doing that. People want to know if Danny is a tranny. What? No, she's not a transmission. She's not a car part. She's not. I'm pretty sure she had a baby. So shut up.

Go ahead. Free, technically. technically. Technically, yeah. How many could have said? Jesus, all right. Moving on, moving on. So, Danny comes out to let us know what the results were from the previous week of the votes. Because you can go to the crumb.com and see what the votes are. But there's lots of cheating going on.

So we never actually know what's happening until we get the official results from it. Carl, there's never cheating on the show. No one ever cheats. That's crazy. There's a little cheating going on. There was no cheating going on. Sometimes there's cheating. You know, the score is what the,

The score is Carl, and we both have to accept it. Danny, tell everybody Carl's got to spin the wheel today. Okay, so category of creepiest landlord this week, 65% of the vote goes to Carl Hamburger this week. This was rigged. There was cheating all the log. This is bullshit. That is a blowout, my friend.

crush you this is a this is a comeback i'm the comeback kid right now i don't know if you realize that but this is stupid music this is like what two or three in a row that i've had so far you got two i was up three or five in a row that i've had so far i don't know where my music is he's the creep off comeback king club his foot i've ever seen watch him rock a cowgie string makes my eyes sting Carl's the comeback king Oh You're tied up four to four

That makes today a game point I want Carl to get some new theme song I need someone to make it for me But first I want to read this super chat from Red Jared Thanks for the two bucks said Hey I'll spend money to say it don't go Sigora All right no one's going to cigar Red Jared I want to hear a Fleetwood Mac parody

He's going Sigura I don't even go cigar I'm wearing a watch He's going to Gura. If I ever make a video shopping for a watch, then yes. Oh, Lord. He makes those? Yes, he does.

He goes watch shopping. I've seen Blind Mike break it down. Does his wife make him do it? No. Probably not. And he posts videos of it? Yes, and it's not funny. There's nothing funny about it either.

It's just him shopping for expensive watches. And he's just bragging? Yeah. Do you think he laughed at all of his friends who had to go to work on Monday, too? Yeah, probably. Okay. I don't think it's a lot of those friends, but Hey, Danny, let's stop talking to stupid Carl

and let's focus on you for a minute. Where can people find you? We're at Danny Desolation on Instagram. All right. Yeah. I'm so excited about it. I know. I'm excited about the tiebreaker next week.

That's going to be super fun. It is. Yeah, that means that no matter what happens today, someone is spinning the wheel next week. That's right. Go today. Now I'm regretting my choice All right Danny

We will see you next week at Danny Desolation everybody Give her a follow She loves it All right I guess it's time to do this thing This is like a blood match right now I do not want to spin the fucking wheel on I love watching you spin it

Wow Desperation I am hearing desperation right now This is exciting You ready to get this thing started Let's do it All right creepy is priest I decided to go ahead and go for the win with John Gagin. John Gagin is the creepiest priest in all of priest history.

In fact, if you play my clip number one, this is from back in 1998, when the news broke the story. Good evening, everyone. I'm Tom Ellis. Here's our news tonight. The decision to strip a Boston reverent of his priestly duties is being called drastic and unprecedented. And tonight, some of Bernard Cardinal Law's harshest critics are praising this news that he has defrocked, Father John Gagan.

Gagan is accused of molesting dozens of children over two decades. In New England, K-Whorter, Greg Wayland, as more. He's being defrocked. Are you familiar with this term? Carl, that's a pretty heavy consequence to be defrocked. It is. It means a lot. It does.

Yeah. It really does. Can't be telling people about genius. anymore that's right you can't uh marry people yeah oh no oh no he can't marry people great thanks catholic church and can i say carl you kind of went for the obvious one here what are you talking about this is that's the whole point of the show everybody knows they diddle the kids everybody knows yeah but this is like the guy this is the guy that that started i don't care oh shit minnie this is on press on what you're doing right now go over i don't care i haven't started my presentation you're already calling me out.

This is the guy this started the Domino's. This is why the House of Cards fell down on the Catholic Church is because of this guy, John Gagan. And here's an attorney representing the victims to explain what this guy's up to in my clip number two. We've had some major league pedophiles who have been priests in the past where there have been requests for laicization for defrocking

and it's not occurred. This is the first time it's happened. And I think that the Archdiocese, again, deserve some credit for going farther than a lot of the other diocese in the country have done by taking this action. The Archdiocese of Boston was the first one to finally go, you know, we don't want kid iddlers in this church anymore. Wow.

What a bunch of saints. We got to get them out of here. And he was actually defrocked by Pope John Paul II in 1998. This went all the way up to the Pope, Vinny. Uh-huh. You want to talk to a guy who was a boo food by this gentleman in the 60s? That's my clip number three. We're calling it a boo food?

In the 1960s, John Sacco was an altar boy at Blessed Sacrament Church in Saugas. He claims he was molested by a priest, John Gagin. You know, we were doing a lot of yelling and screaming, or at least I was, and nobody was really listening. And so this does substantiate it in a way. Sacko is referring to Cardinal Bernard Law's decision to defrock Gagan, a punishment that is believed to be unprecedented in the Boston Archdio. This guy's yelling and screaming while he's getting boo food and no one's paying attention.

Back in the 60s, this was just like, yeah, whatever, what are you going to do? Yeah, this guy was, had a 30-year career, six different parishes. And he put up some numbers, man. He put up, this guy put up some fucking numbers. What do you mean? Clip number four. Gagan is alleged to have molested children over a span of three decades and a number of parishes. It's been reported the church has settled costly lawsuits brought by Gagin's victims.

Jesus, these people with the settlements. Yeah, well, Vinnie, when you're banging boys for 30 years all over Boston, you're going from this place, that place, at this place, at this place, you're banging all the boys. And, uh, it makes you Mateo Lane. The numbers are crazy. My clip number five isn't even everything. You know, he's, Good evening, a local Catholic priest accused of molesting children is kicked out of the priesthood. His name is Father John Gagin, and he has officially been defrocked. The order came from the Pope and from Boston's cardinal law. The Gagan is the first priest ever defrocked in the Boston archdiocese.

But as the night teams, Garvin Thomas tells us now some alleged victims say it's not punishment enough. John Gagin has been laicized. Leicized is the church's word for it, defrocked another. The man accused of molesting as many as fifth. 50 little boys over the last 30 years is no longer a priest. 50, 50, but no, many. In fact, when you go to Wikipedia, which knows everything about everything. Ah, you know, great source.

There have been over 130 boys molested by this guy. This guy's a creep. This guy's dick had to smell so bad. And can I also say, Carl, wouldn't it be funny if his last name wasn't really Gagan? It was like he was really Father O'Malley. It was just a dick name they gave him. Gagan. Oh, you go to Sunday school?

Yeah, fucking Gagin's there. God damn it. We have a sore asshole. It's really hard to go there because if he's not fucking you, you're distracted by the lesson because of the flies flying around his crotch. Yeah, or like, you know, he picks the kid next to you and you're like, oh, pretty nice today. I thought maybe I'd get the nod.

No, I'm not, listen, this is not what we're talking about. This is horrific stuff. He was prosecuted in Cambridge on charges of molestation that took place in 1991. He was found guilty on. February 21st, 2002 of an decent assault and battery for grabbing the buttocks of a 10-year-old boy in a swimming pool at the Walton Boys and Girls Club in 1991. He was going to drown. He was sentenced to 9 to 10 years in prison. So many, after molesting 130 boys, he grabbed some kids ass in the pool. He can't help himself. Everyone sees it. He gets prosecuted. He goes to a maximum security protective custody situation. And on August 2013, 2003. This is the kicker of this story. He's in Lancaster.

And Gagan was strangled and stomped to death in his cell by inmate Joseph Lee Drews. Nice. Drews was serving a sentence of life without the possibility of parole for killing a man who allegedly made sexual advances towards him. Gagin was trapped in his cell by

Duce, Drews, who jammed the door closed so correctional officers could not reach him. Drews then strangled and stomped Gagin to death. Drew's was said to have planned the murder for Gagin for more than a month, considering him a prize. Drew's had been sexually abused in a boarding school as a child.

Also because Gagin had taught another inmate how to sexually abuse children, Drews's crimes were partly due to the fact that he felt he had to take revenge on all child sexual abusers. So this guy's in prison teaching other inmates. Druse, how to fuck children starts a slow chance. Drus murders him in the sow. That's the end of Gagin.

That's the... And Drus. Bruce drops the mic, Carl. That's it, man. That's the drop-the-mic moment right there. Jeez. So justice was served here then. Well, there's also a lot of controversy about like,

why would you put this guy in the cell with that guy? And I think that the correctional facility is like, no, we know what we're doing. We know exactly. Yeah, right. He only got nine years for grabbing a butt. He deserves more than that. And he got it. So there it is, my friends.

The creepiest priest, John Gagan. Oh, vote for me at the creepopop.com. Okay. Ah, well, Carl. That was a fantastic. presentation. It was. Thank you. I really will give you credit. Lots of news stories. Some fantastic clips that you pulled. Victims, attorneys. Sure. You did. I had a told the whole story. It's like a true crime show is what we're doing. And it's a terrible story

because we all know that the Catholic Church systematically covered child essays for decades on decades. Your grandparents, my Italian grandparents, when they went to Mass and they put money in that fucking basket and went to go pay to soap little boys' buttholes. And I don't feel good about that. No. But you know what? I needed to find the creepiest priest of all time. And if he was a didler, so be it. You understand? If he was one of these guys, if it was John Gagan, John Gagan would have been my creep today, everybody. But he was not. I want to introduce you to this fella. Oh, because he's black. All right. I see where you're going with this, Vinny. Is this way? Are you trying to get votes now? No. It has nothing to do with the skin color, sir. Okay. Oh, good. This is when

Salas Manashaka, okay? He's, well, let me give you just a little bit of history. He was born in Rwanda, okay? Are you familiar with the Rwandan genocide? Of course, man. Okay. I read about it every morning. For those of you who aren't, it was known against it as the genocide against the Tutsi.

It occurred from April 7th to July of 1994 during the height of the Rwandan Civil War. Over a span of just 100 days, Carl, more than half a million. members of the Tutsi tribes, along with moderate members of the Hutu and the Chua, were systematically slaughtered, often by their own neighbors. Sure. The massacre was marked not only by its speed and brutality, but also by the scale of the sexual violence that went along with it. There was an estimated 250,000 to 500,000 women raped. Not a great couple of months for Rwanda.

No. Right. So at the heart of this carnage stood my creep today. Now, he was ordained as a Roman Catholic priest and eventually assigned to the Holy Family Cathedral in Kigali, the capital of Rwanda. Pretty cherry gig for a priest, Carl. Nice. As the violence erupted that April 1994, his cathedral became one of the main places Tutsi civilians sought refuge, believing the church would offer protection. They could not have been more wrong.

you see instead of sheltering the persecuted father munashaka himself a hutsu one of the guys who i hates he's a who too yeah he aligned himself with the militias so he made deals with all the militias when they show up here yeah to come seek shelter smart fucking come and fucking pop him and get him the fuck out of here i don't like him nice right so instead of sheltering the person is the smartest priest are creepiest priests i don't know we're not done i'm not done what game is this he aligned himself with the killers survival's testimonies later supported by findings from the international criminal tribunal revealed that munichaka worked hand and glove with the intra hamway militia that's the actual correct way to say it you don't know what to fucking talking about i love it this is great

keep going these are the paramilitary forces carrying out the genocide with machetes and guns He was frequently seen in a military uniform, wandering around, carrying a pistol, patrolling the church grounds. Witnesses reported that he identified specific Tutsi individuals to the militia who then dragged them out to be killed. In many cases, he gave victims false assurances of safety, only to betray them moments later. Nice. On October 13, 1994, within the cathedral grounds, Father Muna Shaka reportedly executed several refugees personally. including two young men, a pregnant woman, and a 22-year-old girl. His crimes went a little further than that, Carl.

Testimony's detailed repeated incidents of sexual violence. One survivor recounted how she was lured into his bedroom with the promises of protection. They'll never find you in the priest's bedroom. Don't worry about it. Come on in here. Only to be raped repeatedly before being handed over to the militias for further rapes. I actually saw the movie about this guy that Richard Pryor started. It's hilarious.

This guy's fucking hilarious. Good stuff. It's a good role for Richard. This isn't moving. This isn't what moving's about. In the weeks that followed, Mousiakou helped organize the mass kidnapping and executions of dozens of civilians.

He was seen medium militia leaders and Rwandan army officers at the church. And in June 1999, he incited the murders of a young woman, nicknamed Baby, just because he didn't like her. she was actually one of his people and then andre camier begged he was a journalist who was trying to cover this thing and send out information to the rest of the world is what was happening he found out this guy the journalist went to the church to try to get refuge and it's like oh fuck this guy right here journalist fucking killed him now in 2006 after things finally settled down in rwanda caro yeah there's a military tribunal and they convict Monash Giaco in absentia of genocide and rape and murder.

He was sentenced to life imprisonment, but the problem is, Carl, he already escaped to France. Nice. Good move. This guy's a baller. Yeah, just so you know, that's the cathedral grounds, in case you're wondering. Yeah, but did he ever blast off in a little boy's eyeball? We'll get there. Okay. So there in Normandy in the Diocese of Evro, he resumed life as a parish priest, Carl, despite there being an interpool red notice on this motherfucker, which means this man is wanted for heinous war crimes. Turn him in. While he was in France, he was arrested twice to be turned over, and both times he was released. Why was he released, Carl? Why was he released? Because of jurisdictional delays, political hesitants, maybe a lack of political

will to extradite a priest to a Rwandan military court. Despite the mountain of survival testimonies and his conviction in Rwanda, French courts decided they could not prosecute and they never extradited him. They never sent him back. For 30 years, this motherfucker stayed working as a priest in the Catholic Church until 2023, Carl. Wow. What a career.

Pope Francis. God rest his soul. hell from the Vatican whoa finally defrocked him carl okay would you like to know what they defrocked him for what do they defrock him for he got a lady pregnant

oh you can't do that that's that's uncouth yeah out aloud he shot a pregnant woman in the head Carl I remember that murdered murdered people yeah tricked women into being raped in the fucking in in the the fucking church

killer be killed the genocide going on. What would you want to do? Which side of that would you want to be on? Here's a quote from one of the survivors. He used his priesthood as a net. He gathered us like sheep, and he opened the door to the wolves. This guy never faced any consequences

for this, and he's still alive in France. Is he really? Yeah. Is he going to go to heaven, do you think? No. How do you think Jesus sees this guy? I couldn't tell you. Man of the cloth? Apparently, no, Jesus loves him. there's a song yeah there's a song about that so that is my creep this week great presentation

you pronounce some of those words correctly i'm proud of you he's a genocidal rapist murderer who got off scot free because the church ran cover for him so you know this guy you know he raped a couple kids but holes but listen that's what priest did back that carl they weren't just every priest wasn't committing genocide geez he's louise i i can't i can't stand but by and just let you overlook the fact that this my guy was raping our 130 young boys that's crazy this guy this guy this guy sitting here by his little christmas tree yeah this creep right who got stopped to death in prison yeah he didn't get stopped to death of the prison yeah my guy who's living a good life in fucking normandy i hear they have a beach good times quite sought after

good times over that that beach uh well vote for car at the creepoff dot com i think you can all agree on that i don't think so what a fun presentation this was what how did we go with priest this week you just texted me yesterday like how about priest like yeah well i was going down a list of things that we haven't covered yet i can't believe we haven't covered that yet i know we saved it for for a good one this is a tiebreaker episode it is so don't forget to vote this week at the creepoff dot com joseph collins thanks for the four 99 the priest that married my parents in nineteen seventy one is guilty of nefarious things in charlestown just outside of boston who told you that your

parents who let you know about this oh did they not have a happy happy marriage is kind of weird right yeah yeah it's kind of a weird thing to know yeah well carl i think this would make it time for uh your cop cam oh sweet i got a fun one i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life So, Vinny, this cop can came in from Matt Montgomery, who sends me some... I would like to say thank you to Matthew Montgomery for sending this one in because... He says it's some really good ones. I know exactly what this is.

I'm so happy. Okay. This is actually going to be the third installment of this specific woman, Kayla. And I want to remind everyone what Kayla was up to. How many of that first link that I sent you? Oh, I have it right here. Yeah. This is the first time we met.

Kayla, when she was in an argument with her boyfriend, decided to call 911 on her boyfriend, but didn't realize the cops were going to show up. She just wanted to scare him. Scare him. Now, Carl, I would like to point out, we watched this video for the first time on WATP live in Detroit. We watched this with an audience with Drew Lane and boy, was this a wild one? This is a wild one. What's going on? I have to go to work.

No, I have to go to work. I'm not willing to be like. for work. Okay, what's going on? I have to. Nothing. Nothing. I have to go to work. I don't even know why you guys are here. It'll leave me, please. You're making me feel I want the chief of leaser. Whoever the supervisors I want here. Okay, he's coming. Okay, I have to go to work. I don't have time for this, sir. I have to go to work. No, I did it. I don't know who called you. I did call you. What's your phone? 6.03, 8. I'm from, I'm from New Hampshire. I'm from Massachusetts originally. Okay, so who's in the apartment with you? Me?

And who else? Me? Was there I have to get ready, sir. I have to go to work. I have to go to work. You got a call. Hello. Hi. I actually have two different numbers.

I'm sorry. You can pause it there. Yeah, two different numbers. That's where she's like, I didn't call 911 one. The guy calls back the number that called 911 one. She goes, hello. Whoops. Busted.

And this is also the video where the boyfriend comes running out to fight all the cops. Yeah, that's my favorite part of this video because he ends up getting tased. Yeah. The boyfriend who did nothing except be in a relationship and have a child with this maniac gets tased because he thought someone was assaulting her because the way she was going on in the hallway. This poor, well-intentioned motherfucker hopped out. I was like, you get away from my lady. It's hilarious. Well, then we got an update on her when she got into a little fender bender. A few months after that incident occurred. She gets in a car accident. She's freaking out when the cops arrived. This was also another fantastic one.

Yep. He was great. He wouldn't fucking let. It was a grand life. There's a good accident. Why are you yelling? Why are you freaking out? I'm in the middle of work.

Please. I don't get to go to work. Okay. Well, you're not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I keep running around. Sit down.

These cops are, they're pinning each of a corner. Damn, we're trying to gather information so we can get you out of here. I'm just front of second city. Okay? My car is. My car is. I used to start. No, no, no, no.

So she rear-ended somebody. They're getting started? No, please. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please get here, please. The cops are trying to arrest me.

You can pause there. So she's a bit of a death case, this one. she gets worked up pretty easily it seems like i don't know that this would be uh somebody you want to be in a relationship with i assume not no i would definitely could you imagine having a baby that screams half this loud no you mean uh dick masserson's son is that the one you're talking about yes it suck the loudest baby in the universe just what dick needs is it's a screaming baby at home with us tonight is i'm sure it's a lot of fun for him perfect all right so uh we have a trilogy now so We saw the first, too.

That was Empire Strikes Back. It's set for return to the Jedi because in January of this year, this fucking woman is having a fight with her boyfriend yet again. He calls the cops and so do the neighbors. Let's do it. On January 17th, 2025, officers responded to reports of a disturbance between a female and her boyfriend at a residence in Wisconsin Rapids. Upon arrival, the female, Kayla, was fast.

found outside, uncooperative and belligerent, denying any physical altercation and insisting that no law enforcement was needed. Oh, no. Oh, the cops are here? We're good. You can all go home. It's fine. So allow me to be just a little critical of Michaela. For a minute there, I thought it looked like she lost some weight. And then it turns out all of her best parts are just melting down by her waist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a Hershey's kiss. Oh, yeah. She's like a bell. You could ring this woman. Yeah, it's not great. It's not great when you're shaped like the Liberty Bell.

By clip number two. So once again, she's using the same tactic that didn't work for her before, gets in a fight with her boyfriend, calls the police on him in order to scare him. I named the mistake I'm calling a police and I should not have. Are you not? I know. Because it was a mistake. It was an argument.

And I called the call. I called the cops and he did as soon as I called 911. What was he doing? Just, we were just yelling at each other. That's it. Okay. And I want to get it. What's on your lip? What's on your lip? My lips are really chapped. Oh, okay.

No, I'm not showing you guys anything. I'm obviously not. I'm not. Okay, is my weapons on you? No. I have a phone. She's got a fucking Glock under one of those tities. She just lifts it up and she is such a problem and the police you can tell know her they're used to this like they get called about this bitch a lot they've watched the same videos that we have they're well aware

of this woman being a problem so they want to know um why did you call 911 so why you you call 911 to what have us respond to what to get him to stop yelling at me okay I knew that if I called you guys that I and he heard someone on the phone that he would. And he did. And now I want you guys to just leave. Okay. I want to get in my car and I want to leave. What was thrown at us?

Something was thrown at us. I don't know. My kid. My kid probably threw something out the window. That's why I asked you. It was a glass. Yeah, it was glass, I think. Yeah.

It almost hit us. Okay. So this is getting funnier and funnier. So again, she thinks she can end an argument with her boyfriend by calling the police. She did this before. It didn't work out well for her. She's doing it again. She has not learned anything.

Everyone knows you have to call 4-1-1-4-1 for relationship advice when you're fighting with your spouse. Relation advice from police officers who, I'm sure, have fantastic relationships at home. And then someone's chucking shit at the cops out of the window and she's blaming her two-year-old for doing that. We're going to learn more about that. My kid listens to a lot of NWA and gets riled up. And he saw you pull into the driveway. So she's just like throwing a connipion fit, as you'll see in my next. clip here who's inside talking to mail how it's

crazy she's in the window it's open my two-year-old broke out the window like and not my feet how how is this possible she's been embarrassed on these videos twice already and she's still behaving like this man dogs all over the neighborhood started barking

how is this possible what a noise imagine being the neighbors like fuck this bitch just call the cops for christ's sake just call the cops on this bitch i can't i can't anymore and stay much if you could if you file like three false police reports they get to shoot you i think that's true how's that for a law how's that for a law yeah that is true vote viny for sheriff all right um my my clip number five we find out more about what was getting chucked out of the window as the cop showed up this is interesting officer yeah I can't handle this I'm telling you need to

calm down okay but I want to go home okay well I want to drive away okay no we're gonna figure out what's going on there's nothing going on there's broken stuff on on top of the roof yes my two do you not just hear me your two year old throughout the the smoking device for paraphernalia I don't know

I don't know the stuff that's on the roof what's on the roof that's what we're telling you if someone there's something out of the roof it was a name of my two year old most things out of the roof all the time. My tears always throwing my crack pipe right up on that roof. I'm like, Jesus Christ, where's my crack pipe?

And I got to be honest with you, what I want my crack and I have to climb up the ladder to get it. Oh, I'm very annoyed with that. It's a problem that I have. It's so ridiculous. How funny is that? Things getting chucked out of the window. It turns out to be drug paraphernalia as the cops show up. So it's a crack pipe is what we think this is.

It could be a bowl. I don't know. I don't know what this woman's up to. She doesn't look like a crack at. she's a little too fat for that I would well I mean you don't look like a typical method apart from your teeth oh I thought we were friends you did yeah I did too let's be friends again come on let's be friends again come on let's be friends I'll be Kate media you can be John all right oh shit let's be friends Carl sounds good I'm recording everything uh so this is funny because

out this woman she gets with the female officer and she's like hey listen woman to woman my boyfriend real piece of shit by the next clip here finally yes but i'm going to come back in an hour and what happens in an hour nothing because you argue over a chat is that the idea of time not no no he's a liar woman he's a liar he's a liar he's a liar he's a liar all right kail So the neighbors heard of this instrument, and Brandon came and told the neighbors a call. I did too. I did too. I did too.

I came downstairs and set to call for the car. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what did I do? Wait, what did I do? Wait, why? Wait, but why? No, please. Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Arcombat Cubs. Rott Row. Kayla, you know, you know the drill. You know what's going on here. You've been here before. We've seen it. But according to Kayla, she didn't do anything. Now, Brandon's the boyfriend, right?

So Brandon obviously is being abused by this horrendous, awful human and told the neighbors to call the cops. How does he not outrun this woman? So when the cops show up, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a real problem. I need you to take her away. And she goes, no, no, no, talk to Brandon. He'll tell you. It's nothing's going on.

They're like, no, no, we talked to Brandon. Just the opposite. Yeah. And she's going to claim that she did not do anything. my next clip. Get that wet-footed bitch out of here. Can you please talk to the neighbors? They'll tell you that this

wasn't me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Yeah, we'll talk to the neighbors. Oh, they just said you're the worst. We just chatting with the neighbors. Yeah. They hate your guts. It's funny. They showed us a petition from the neighborhood. Yeah. Everyone signed it. They'll watch you out. Every single one of them. Yeah.

You're up screaming. You have a two-year-old, apparently, but you're up screaming at your boyfriend now night. This one says your two-year-old keeps starting crack pipes on the roof. Huh. We're. Yeah, we talked to the neighbors. Don't worry about that.

Talked to the neighbors. No, we did. We got it. All right. So this is a fun question as she's being driven to the police station. Oh, no. I don't, you know,

this already makes me sad. I just saw how you labeled this. I can't tell you what they're doing right now. I'm with you solely right now. I don't know. Are they, they don't, are they arresting?

But if Brandon tells, but if Brandon says there's nothing wrong, is there a chance I won't get arrested? No. Why? Because at this point, it's out of our hands. But can you talk to the neighbor? I'm friends with the neighbors. He'll tell you that there wasn't a disturbance.

Hey, Kayla, the neighbors hate you. And Brandon wants you to go to jail. Hey, hey. That's the name of this episode. Thank you, Dwyer, Christian. What is it? Let's go, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon. I'm on Brandon side of this one.

Now, Kayla, we witnessed you being a disturbance. Right. Everything about you is a disturbance. If my boyfriend says, I'm cool, could I not get arrested? They're like, no. You've already been arrested. This is happening. It's all happening.

Do you feel like you haven't been arrested enough yet? Well, what we're going to find out here, Betty, and this will come as no surprise to anyone, is that she's on probation. And so she starts freaking out about how she is screwed. this is a weekend the judges aren't there until monday morning and i have to go to work yeah oh good i don't like promising people one way or another but most likely it'll be one day i'm on probation do you think i'm going to jail or prison i i have no i can't afford

officer um i'm so screwed all over an argument my two-year-old broke my crack pipe yep i know right i gotta get it off the roof when i get back home it's the whole thing um you know what i know you're going to jail and i know you're going to the farthest cell away from all of us so we can't hear you oh my gosh well it's funny you say that bennie because now the police officer's asking like all right when we get back to the station are you going to be a problem like let's go what are we doing here know the answer to this with jail staff and everything?

No. Why? Well, once we get there, are you going to... But why? Or what? What if I don't? They're going to put me in solitary? 361, correct?

I wouldn't want you to just get any more, like, resisting... I'm not getting a resisting if I just don't talk. No, that's not what I mean. Are you going to physically fight with... No, I'm going to go to prison anyway for the next 90 days because of this? I'm royally screwed. Wow. Can we petition someone to get her more than 90 days?

Well, so I think we can probably get the creep off audience on board with this. You get it removed from the United States? I feel like this is the first reality show I want to produce. Like I want to produce a spin-off. Kayla meets the creep. where we just follow her around for a couple of months and see what she's up to. Oh, gosh, she's so annoying. Her every day, whatever.

She's so annoying. I mean, she says she doesn't have shit. How much she think we could get her for? Do you have any extra meth laying around? I do. You'd be willing to share? I do. I don't know if I'm willing to share it, though, many.

I'm not. You're pretty greedy. I'm actually pretty greedy. You're the opposite of podheads. You really are. I know. I don't bust out at all. I'm the words when it comes to that.

All right. So she gets back to the station. And remember the officer goes, you're going to be cooperative? And she said no. She was right. Oh, no. Bring me inside.

Do you have to be checked? No. Bring me inside. Dan is breaking that at me. You got her. Not going to do your job, please. She's not. I got searched three times before I got in the cruiser, bro.

Are you serious? I don't have anything. I don't have anything. this bitch is the worst dude every time she walks it just sounds like broken glass coming from her crotch she learns nothing this is the person who goes through life learning zero lessons on a daily basis and i'm very sad to report this last clip that i have on here this is disappointing oh no after cala was arrested she continued to display disruptive behavior despite her attempts to leave the scene she was taken into custody and was transported to the local county jail. Here, Kayla faced one misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. The charge was dismissed, but it was read into the record. Additionally, the charge was noted as a repeater offense due to her prior convictions.

No further penalties were imposed, and the case was resolved without additional charges or fines. What the fuck! So she's out? Nothing! She got nothing for that? That's insane. She's not probation?

She thinks she's facing 90 days. They just go, all right, get out of here. Stop it. It's horrible. Not sense. Don't make us come out there again. That's all. You know what?

Being white. Am I right? The next morning, the neighbors probably think they're going to get to sleep in. Yeah. Oh, good. She's going to go into jail. Yeah.

They think they're going to have like a life like Carl. The next like Sunday morning. Yeah. Because it's Saturday. She's not going to get out until Monday. Sunday morning they get up, go out to get the paper. They just hear,

why did you tell her to puppy and jail? You know they had a huge fight when she got Pack. Brandon. Oh, I can only imagine what this idiot was saying. So thank you, Matthew Montgomery,

for sending that in. And Vinny, are we celebrating a holiday today? We certainly are, Carl. Super Chat Monday. Rocket War B-2002 is celebrating pretty hard

with the fiver. So Gagan essayed more than a hundred boys. No wonder Jimmy Saville donated to the Catholic Church. He could relate. That's right. That's what's going on. Yeah,

you want to talk about the RICO charges and where they should go. The umpire, $199, get ready to spin Carl, and I always vote for you. Oh, I disagree the umpire,

but thank you for voting for me. I appreciate it. Joseph Collins, thanks for the Dow 99. Carl's cop cams are treasures for all time. Agreed. Yeah, buddy.

DeWire and Christian, thanks for the two bucks. I need a place next to her for a live webcam. Yeah, someone should move in and become her neighbor. That'd be some good content we could get. Carl, I'm not familiar who Steve B is,

but he gave us $10 and he says, hey, Carl, how much for you to come to Vegas later this year with me, John from Winby 2, Karmic and possibly B-Dabler. W-A-T-P show at gmail.com.

We can negotiate the terms. I love Vegas. I'd love to come out to Vegas. I'd love her much Carl. I think Karmic leaves the state, but if he does, I'll hang out with Karmic. However much Carl will do it for, I will do it for $5 cheaper. Yes. I love hanging out

Vegas with B-dabler. It's a blast. Speaking of Vegas, and I apologize. I'm getting very distracting news coming in this is breaking news that's happening right now oh who cares dude this is insane I know what you're going to say what am I going to say this

uh yes wait what is this has agreed to Kevin Brent 5 doesn't not offered to be a no no no that's not what I'm talking about at all oh okay that's interesting okay that's true that's very interesting uh since this is an audio podcast what we just read was that April

Imholt April Anderson it agreed to be on MLC for five thousand dollars which would be huge news but no but similar to that uh information it turns out so there's july 23rd is the hearing two days from now yes wednesday this week is the hearing between aaron imholt and nick rakeda and then the one between aran emholt and patrick melton they're the same day they're the same day wow hros were filed by aaron against these guys they lawyered up for those of you don't know an hr is basically a restraining order.

Yes, a harassment restraining order. So Aaron thought that he could just like put together these HROs and they would shut up Nick and Patrick and they couldn't talk about him anymore. But that's not the case and they're fighting it and they lawyered up and they have a hearing on this Wednesday. And so Aaron got an attorney. He didn't have an attorney when he filed them. Aaron got an attorney and said, all right, game on. Let's go. His attorney has decided not to take the case anymore.

this just happened Nick just posted this on his Twitter account that he got a letter saying that Aaron's attorney has dropped out of this so even the attorney's just going oh my God this is this is gay ops man this is law fair what do you do you can't file restraining orders against guys who want nothing to do with you don't go anywhere near you ever you idiot you know that's fucking astounding this is a huge hell for the toe this is hilarious we'll talk about it more on point demo point well no don't you understand that aaron just got himself a better lawyer that's all i doubt it i doubt i don't know what i'm saying i'm reading information right now that's coming i don't know what i'm allowed to say i won't say anything but we're car that's fucking

astounding it's amazing you know there's that old expression with lawyers like you could hire a lawyer to sue anybody yes you should be able to hire a lawyer to defend you for this it's just wild he filled out the paperwork yeah he's he not only filed an hr or against Patrick Meltton, but he also did one on behalf of his daughter. He wanted to pretend that Patrick was actually a threat to his daughter. So I would like to just make one thing clear here. Yeah, please. Aaron filed this paperwork, then got a lawyer?

Yes. He did not have an attorney present. And boy, did he do a shit job of filing this restraining order. I was watching a little bit of Nick's stuff talking about it. And, yeah, this guy's, he might not be very smart. I don't think this Aaron guy's got it all figured out. Aaron Imhole, I was watching a video. Well, I covered on Point Dabble Point.

He's back to begging for the goal again. He is the greatest gift. He's made my life so much easier than it would have been, if not for Aaron Hymol. He's such an idiot. He sucks at life so hard, and it's fantastic. And I appreciate it. I've been trying to follow it more and hope so one day I'll be invited on this little thing. I'll get you on there, buddy.

That'll be fun. I know people. I feel like today's just a celebration of life. Are you feeling that with me today, Biddy? I feel like I actually feel like my dick got kicked hearing this guy dropped out on him. Like I actually. It's so much fun today.

Fuck. This is great. Dude, he's going to go to jail too, isn't he? I don't know, man. It's a different lawyer than lawyers representing him from the other thing.

Yeah, it was a different attorney that he had. Oh, Jesus. It wasn't Todd Peterson. This is incredible. It wasn't Lionel Hux. That's not true to

Wired Christian. You guys want to go back to the Rwandan dead bodies? No, we're having to do much fun, Vinny. Okay, okay. Carl, I think that means let's keep the fun going. I only have a few voicemails this week, but they're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse.

The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Hey, CEOs, feel free to bring their mistresses to our concerts. We never do kiss cams. because seeing Syracuse people on a screen that big usually kills the vibe. See you in Syracuse. Very topical.

Yes, well done. That's where Big Bride excels. Yes. All right. First voice. Yeah, so last week, right, the goal of the show isn't who did the worst crime. It's who's the bigger creep.

Right. Now, I will give you, Carl, that driving 14 hours to kill five people for your check bouncing is pretty fucking bad but I mean he's going around with a Facebook live bragging about how he's the fucking alpha male and he's shooting a cat

and it's like fucking what I guess it's a way bigger creep even if the other guy your guy did more crime Carl the other guy's bigger creep so Vinny wins fuck you well you're wrong so there's that

Because of your cheating. I wasn't cheating. I never thought that the creep-off listeners could ever cheat. I didn't think there was something that could happen until today. Wow. They say you don't mess with cats, but apparently you people are fine with it. You're out of control. You people are fine with it.

I have a voice-mail for us, Vinny. This one's for the creep-off. Please, please, Vinny, do whale washers with Johnny and Dick. Save us. Carl's fucked us. He made us listen to Gringo Puffy stand up And now I no longer have the will to live Don't know

And you've got to make whale watches before I Or you know I kick the chair As Mishes It's Mooches to you So a couple of things with that Yeah did you hear the episode

Whale Watchers But I did look at I did get a text message from Dick Saying this show is closer to becoming a reality Okay But I mean he just had a baby i don't know how it's gonna happen he's got another baby and beat him just waldi maybe he wants to get rid of so oh so we're just gonna get he's just gonna bail on biggest problem and then we're gonna friday watch fat people on fridays i don't have any inside information

on this fat fridays fat fridays fat fridays well watching dude fridays i was thinking we should do it is like a bonus episode for both of our shows kind of the way i was i was thinking the same thing and i wanted to get w at p involved in it no no no not on that one got The fat off is I don't know. I really would like to do it. My the algorithm is fat people falling down and people being creeps just because of this show.

And I love Instagram now just because of a shit. Yeah. I've been sucked into it. All right, here we go. Follow us. Hey, boy, podcast, Robert here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. It's a beautiful day in New York.

Did you know, in the 80s, William Shatner was thinking about starting a line of women's underwear. The problem is Shatner panties just wasn't a catchy

name. Any hoodles. I got a moron moment, I'm going to call it. What the hell is it supposed to be? I just pick up a registration for elementary school for my niece. Stopped at school and walking out as I was walking

not that he'd been there for fucking ever. And I was like, hey, you worked there for a long time. He goes, oh, about 31 years. And my dumb ass goes, about as long as I went to school there. I mean, you graduate when you're 18. I'm 39 now, so I'm just a fucking idiot and said something stupid in us. Anyway, thank you, bye, you, bye. Podcast, Prophet.

I like how you're opening with jokes. Yeah, dude, I like that. I think that's great. I like that because if you had just called me with that I would have said what the fuck is wrong with you? You could have had it with the joke actually. Yeah, you could have just hung up.

Yeah, people, they're throwing tomatoes right now. Oh boy. It's the first time it's ever happened during a voicemail segment. People love this part of the show. You have any more voicemails card? That's all I got.

Dude, I think we got to bail out of the voicemail site. Yeah, I think you're right about that. Holy shit. He ruined the vibe. We were having, we were vibing too. We were having a good time on here. Do you remember how fun we were having? We found out with the lawyer band.

Dude, I know we were having a super chat Monday. We were having a whole thing going on. And then we found out that Aaron Imhold is failing at life some more. That's fun and funny. And then this fucking guy with this anecdote. Yeah, Carl was laughing about all those kids getting raped by that priest. I wasn't. Was I laughing?

I was speaking of, I don't recall. I'm not going to read too far into this, but our boy Lockheed just texted me in the middle of the show. Okay. He said, not to brag, but I know a guy who got dittled by that priest. He got a big payout. Oh. Locky, vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. Oh, yeah, because the guy's doing good and getting little dittled kids money.

No, because he knows a guy. Hamilton Burger, thanks to the Canadian two bucks. I'm old as to law, what Tom Myers is to comedy. That's a perfect analogy right there. That really sums up. I love that you and I are both getting all these texts during the show and distracting us. This is great for our format. They're working out really well.

Format. What do we got going on? We got a scump parade. Do we have any new songs coming in for the? We didn't get any this week, one more week everybody get them to me by next sunday yeah and make it better than this scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made scum parade vinny and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit

scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up a blood of a cat Carl Carl Carl. What's up, buddy? I want to introduce you to this lovely young lady. This is Esther Maria Torres. She's 20 years old, Carl. She doesn't look great. No. But I've seen some video of her where, you know, she cleans up nice. Okay. She's down in Miami Beach. And she got herself into a little bit of trouble because see what she's been doing is hanging out at some nice hotels like the found blue and stuff like that meeting guys there right and like taking them up to their room okay and then spraying them in the eyes with pepper spray and taking their waltz and watches that's actually the best case scenario if you bring this girl back up to your room

that's what i'd prefer to have happen i like she's so skinny and weird like i feel like if you were to throw down like an ear of corn she would pick up and eat it and start going like this yeah she's got a weird vibe going. So sexy is not the word I would use for her. Skanky? I like a WNBA player vibe going. Oh yeah, man. She could box out.

Yeah. Which has pepper spray. Yeah. So March 26, an incident at the breakwater hotel, police say Torres lured an international tourist back to his room. Pepper sprayed him and took his Hugo Boss watch. Four days later, investigators said she used a similar tactic in Miami Beach's Fountain Blue

hotel blinding another man before stealing a Rolex Submariner value to $22,000. I was under the impression that being rich man, you don't have to fuck threes anymore. Isn't that the whole point of making a lot of money? Dude, here's the problem. The guys who

buy those Submariner watches, most of them are like negative fours themselves. So they buy the watch just so they could get to threes. Jesus. This is actually a smart crime because no one wants to admit they were trying to fuck the skank. so it's just like you get robbed

you're watching again I guess I lost it I don't know I don't tell you not international tourists was the mistake they're going to call the police are they the international tourists I don't know it depends on where they're from it's embarrassing when it gets back to Spain that you're trying to bang this bony bitch

I don't know man rather have sex with a bag of bones literally what was um uh oh fuck Shane Gillis's joke at the espies about uh

he's just like Caitlin Clark because he's hitting threes all over Indiana or something like that I didn't hear that one. It was very funny. Oh, man. So they ended up arresting her. She was identified through surveillance footage and a traffic stop in mid-April when officers pulled over a vehicle tied to one of the robberies. They said a man was arrested and Torres later showed up at the scene.

Authorities said that that led them to a need to identify fire being issued followed by a confirmation that Torres was the woman from the stop. She was taken into custody weeks later and appeared in Miami-Dade court on bond. So be careful. When Gallum comes up to you if you're in Miami Beach and is like, would you like to see my brush? She's going to pepper spray you.

She's going to pull pepper spray out of her cooch. And it's going to sting way more than regular. So this is like the worst. This is such a sad thing to have happened. You're like, I'm going to slum it. You know, I'm away from the wife. I'm going to slum it. Oh, fuck.

If I get pepper sprayed, my watch stolen? Jesus. Probably didn't even know it was a good watch either. No, she wouldn't have no idea. Let's go to Rochester, New York. Oh, I know that place. Yeah. This story came from July 18th.

After calling police, well, I'm sorry. Wrong story. Here we go. A 63-year-old woman in Rochester will be spending some time behind bars for hiding the body of her living boyfriend in a recycling bin in the base of their home for months. Apparently that happens all over the place, Carl. Yeah, I know a guy who did that. Yeah. And occasionally, what she would do so that people didn't know that he was just decaying in the basement,

she would pour bleach on the body to try to hide the odor. Podcast hitman should have known that. Yeah. They weren't a stunk so bad. Well, she also didn't go crazy and start wandering the streets. We don't know that. That's true. She also was taking thousands of dollars from his social security benefits throughout the whole time.

Good for her. Yeah. You know, the government steals from us. Can we steal from them sometimes? I feel like it's better. she's technically stealing from the government but she's really stealing from a debt man no the government i i say that like they take my money i want to take their money right back it's fair hmm interesting yeah you know we brought a podcast hitman i should probably plug this car oh yeah yeah we got a big show

coming up on friday our bonus show for all you uh creepos behind the paywall yeah so podcast hitman had a cause hearing yeah if you don't know what we're talking about Matt Lewinsky was a man who was a big fan of WATP and the creep off and followed all of our stuff Matthew Lewinsky thanks for the five bucks he would super chat Senator John as you just heard he murdered his girlfriend and left her in the basement for seven months chopped up parts of her yeah we don't know all the details about that I got some. Oh,

good. Because his sister ended up finding the body in the basement. And, uh, listen, I found out so much stuff this week. There was a cause hearing. I'm excited.

And, um, we're going to go over all of that on Friday. I was actually, uh, I got a message from him a couple days ago, maybe yesterday. And,

uh, I, I've responded like I, I got to figure out how to do the texting thing. Our buddy Alex, who helps produce the show. Shout out to Alex. Messages with him all the time.

They're like pen pals. And so I get letters from Matt Lewinsky, and I've had a hard time interacting and responding back to him. I've tried to call him. It's a whole thing, people in prison, it's a whole thing. But this is exciting. We have some new news.

We have a good amount of news. The sister had to take the stand, and she explained a much clearer timeline of the events that led up to everything. Oh, wow. So there's, So there's a lot of good info here that we're going to get into. So this is Wendy Stone. Do we find out if the woman was trans or not that he was dating?

Because that's been a lot of speculation. No, we have the name Courtney, though. It is Courtney. Okay. It's Courtney. All right. So this is Wendy Stone, by the way, the creep we were talking about. Back to this.

She got 12 months in federal correctional facility after she reached a deal with prosecutor. She agreed to plead guilty to one count of conversion and unlawful conveyance of government money authorities announced. that was the crime not hiding a body right yeah they hate it when you take their money they get real upset about that yeah they said that a herd nefarious count up again even before the victim's death when crispin requested a replacement debit card for his benefits now kenneth chrisman is the the victim here he died on december 28th 2022 she uh got this debit card it arrived at his home

four days before he died and was taken by stone she apparently discovered his body in the home several days after he died you know i gotta say that part's weird when jen dies in my house i'll notice it right away this it will not take days it might just take hours listen to realize listen she may have a head start on life on you yeah but you're totally gonna die first oh shit yeah this is how i find out well dude you're fuck you you know what's going to happen to you right no oh dude the riots oh the podcast riots The podcast, right? They're going to drag you out of that basement.

They're going to drag you out of that basement. Well, I deserve it. Yeah. Jenny, they're going to make their queen. Cool. Oh, good for her. Yeah. So Stone moved Christmas corpse into the basement of the residence.

And she wrapped him in plastic, placed it in a recycling bin, and periodically poured bleach on it. Well, every month going and just using that debit card all willy-nilly, go into the ATM. Yeah, this is so depressing. This woman was using it at a. rent a center she was fucking renting oh look at me i got a big tv i'm like a rich person with the tv i got it on payments oh no these are poor people give her let her take the money it's fine she was also seen on security photos at the ATM is making four hundred three hundred dollar withdrawals they say she took like seventy nine hundred dollars in benefits and uh she also was

taking snap money which is a supplemental nutrition assistance program i guess food stamps now. They're calling them snap. You did. Is that worse than food stamps? I think so. My snap card. I think so. Yeah, I agree. So 12 months is all you get for hiding a body

and robbing the government. Do you notice in this article it mentions where Rochester is based on the proximity to Manhattan? Yes. I didn't care for that. Wouldn't you just say like it's 60 miles east to Buffalo? Wouldn't that make more sense than how artist from Manhattan. Carl,

you assume everybody understands the geography of state of New York. Most people in the state of New York really only know Manhattan. I disagree. There's this team called the Buffalo Bills, and the whole nation loves them. I believe they changed their name legally recently to the Buffalo rapists. That's not true. Having the merch made for you. That is actually not true. Joshie Allen MVP. Moving on.

do good and Josh Allen let's do good everybody my name is Josh Allen I throw a little look for you let me tell you about how good I ever throw in a football not a good luck

I can throw football over a mountain but we should remember all do good Stone Man says the bills suck Carl they're never going to win I know that I'm familiar speaking of a guy who's never going to win oh boy let's go down to Louisiana

This is the story from July 18th, Carl, after calling police to complain that a woman refused to leave his home, a Louisiana man unsure if the alleged trespasser was still inside, asked officers to search his property and, quote, clear the residence. Cops agreed to sweep his home. This is Marcus Gullroar. Glory, he's 60 years old. This is in Louisiana. But instead of finding the woman named Aretha, who was somehow running around his house, supposedly. Investigators discovered three child-sized sex dolls in his bedroom. The dolls were lying on and near the bed.

Upon finding the dolls, police obtained a warrant to search his home. During the execution of the warrant, an anatomically correct sex doll of an infant, and two anatomically correct dolls, which resembled a child under the age of 13, were recovered. Oh, my God. So he was banging these dolls, was he? uh quote during the police questioning gilroy reportedly admitted ownership of the three dolls which he purchased online and stated has had sex with each of the dolls multiple times he was bragging about it is what he was he wasn't admitting it he was bragging about it yes he also said that he pierced the nipples of one of the dolls

christ fun so biddy we've been doing the show a long time seven eight years i don't know 12 years i can't remember five i'm out of the loop i had no idea that a child sex dolls existed Have you ever heard of this before? You could put for child sex style. Do you remember when we were on your show on WATP and we were watching the videos of the ladies with those life-like babies that they collected? And I said, these have to be for pedophiles. Oh, right. And they are. Oh, okay.

So I guess I forgot that that exists. But I also had no idea that it's illegal. Yeah, this guy's a collector. I had no idea that it's illegal to fuck a doll. If it looks like a child. Like, who's the victim in this? I'm not that I'm defending. I'm fine with this.

It's weird, though, right? That that's against the law. Yes, but apparently it was a problem at some point, so they made it a law. Yeah, that's a good point. So, you know, I'm not going to argue with this one. I'm going to be like, oh. Some legislator at one point was just like, yeah, we can't have these guys fucking these dolls. I'm good with the spirit of this law.

Okay. Like maybe it's overreaching this one. And, you know, I understand. I'm not worried about it. I don't need to look up the legalities in New York State. So I don't care. You know, Alex sent me. me a story that I didn't pull for this, but it was quite interesting. One of the schools that

Epstein spent a lot of money at was MIT. And they were having these, like, not courses, but like lectures about pedophilia and like the use of child sex dolls and how that they don't want to normalize the behavior, but is this something that could be used as a deterrent? And they were having like MIT they're talking about this yeah I'll yeah I have the article I'll send it to you tech school are they talking about that I don't know because Epstein's paying for everything there and he's like hey we should chat about this maybe we can make uh you know the blowjobs feel a little better in one of these guys wow fucking disgusting I was watching blind Mike yesterday yeah and he was breaking down did he see you he was no

Cardiff was on he saw Cardiff oh okay he was breaking down the view talking about Shane Gillis's monologue at the espies oh did they like it I swear to God they go because he was making Jeffrey Epstein jokes I swear he got whoopi goes people don't know who Jeffrey Epstein is they're not going to they're not going to know what you're talking about I I couldn't believe it I was like I've heard a lot of dumb things that on the view a lot of people pull clips of that I've never heard that's a dumbest thing I've ever heard my life people don't know Jeffrey upsteed is you can uh distracted you got to yeah Locky was just messing

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't him who got molested. Oh, good, okay. It was a friend. So, you know, that's good. Well, thank God. Thank God. Ooh.

Oh, my goodness. I almost just step. Oh, no. She's okay. That olive. A little sweet olive. She's hanging. I don't notice you didn't have to block

the entry. You don't think I was going to come mess with me today? I'm more worried about you messing with her. What? You know, those teeth are very aggressive. aggressive looking olive loves me what olive loves everybody oh fair enough well let's talk about our last creep here okay hold on oh oh it's a fun new drop isn't it i was randomly looking for something and on a weird soundboard site they just had that i was like oh well thank you very much

that what's going with us so this is an indiana mom of seven she yeah like so far i kind of like that she looks like uh haley welch doesn't she look like hawk toa a little bit no you don't think she looks like hawk tua definitely not you know like this girl i think haley welch is very attractive no i'm saying she looks like what she hawk to would oh okay well then yeah yeah she coughed her up yeah okay that makes more sense so this is uh a 32 year old woman and mother of seven, as I said, she's been accused of sex trafficking in Indiana where authorities allowed she tried selling her baby to a man

for $400. You know, when you go out to L.A., hard to have compassion for people because there's just too many people. You tell them, Mr. Seguera. There's traffic. It's annoying. And people just, like, kind of lose that compassion

that they would have. I think when you've had seven children, it's a similar kind of thing. You're like, I got so many of these fucking, things. I mean, I could probably sell some of them for sex trafficking. Not the ones I like, obviously.

Just the annoying ones. She picked the seven-month-old daughter, which I guess makes sense because she isn't that much you know, like that attached to it yet. Yeah. Who is looking for that? Oh, she was just sending random messages to people on Snapchat.

This is Morgan's step, by the way. She was using Snapchat to try to arrange the shocking sexual assault of the seven-month-old. She sent a message to a man back on November 1st, 2024, explaining he could R her baby girl for $400. Half now rest after read the alleged exchange. I'll send my address. I do live alone and her dad is not in the picture. Shocker. The message was flagged by Snapchat. How about that, Carl? I know. I didn't know Snapchat was actually policing the shit. I almost didn't do this story. And then I saw that and I was like, let's discuss this.

Snapchat's fucking going the way of Google. Yeah, darks shared Snapchat went right to the FBI with it, who set up a meeting with Stapp at her Indianapolis residence when she was busted and arrested. Stap allegedly denied ever using Snapchat. She said, I got a new phone. I don't even have Snapchat. Detective sought a warrant for her Snapchat account and learned only one phone had access. to her account hers.

Cops also on her thousands of messages she sent between October 29th and November 1st. In 81 messages, she offered to sell nude photos of herself so, quote, I could get my baby diapers. Oh, that's not a good selling point. Yeah, well, I think she had to, like, get her cleaned up before the other guy got there, so she had to get the diapers. Stapp was nab July 8th and is being charged with attempted to commit child sex trafficking. She's being held on a $100,000 bond.

She should be put down. you don't say she's not a good mom only she's a good mother maybe the other kids think different i would do anything for my children including selling them to pdf files maybe and someone in the chat suggesting that she does this to make the other kids listen and do their chores i'll sell you to a guy for 400 bucks all right so you might want to wash the dishes today i don't know i don't know what the the strategy is here and listen i don't know what these kids look like but um i don't know four hundred dollars is a fair price or less.

How dare you? I'm curious. I don't know. I don't know how to price these types of things. I'm not watch shopping here, but. Just saying, $400.

You wouldn't want to, like somebody offered you a $400 kid. You think, yeah, pass. I'll wait for one. It's made me a little better. Okay.

That's right. That's the direction I thought you were going, which makes you a way bigger creep that I thought you were. Oh. Damn. Oops. Won't somebody please think of the children? Oh, boy.

All right. Well, I'll take my foot out of my mouth now. What a show we had today. Holy shit. Go to the creepoff.com. Vote for your buddy, Carl, who brought it. And this was GamePoint. So a week from today, someone will be spinning the wheel of consequences.

Which means you also need to be ready because next week, we're going to put some of your suggestions on the wheel. so make sure you email us send us your suggestions for the wheel a lot of people have sent us a bunch of crazy ones lately we'll go over those next week but before we go i need to do one more piece of little business here carl okay and um i need to open this we have recently put out a um a poll on our patreon okay to uh make some nominations for the hall of fame good good we haven't not inducted anyone into the hall of fame since ditty yeah and that was like a slam dunk and then it turned out the ditties actually innocent and this the There's no problems. We got to get Epstein out of the Creepoff Hall of Fame. We get ditty out. These guys are great guys, turns out. We jumped the gun. We really did.

We really screwed the pooch on this one. Yeah, but I want to talk to you guys a little bit about who we have nominated so far and who's going to go on to the ballot. Okay. So where to start here? Rob Saul, I see is on the list.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Rick Flair has 11 votes. Wow, okay. Bill Cosby has eight. Yep, Bill Cosby a good one. my nomination Liberace Martin Luther King Jr. What is going to I got at our page shot? This is a wild place.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Rob Saul has three. Don't know if he's going to make the ballot. Woke Dad was mentioned. Woke Dad's a good one. Joe Biden's on there. Vito is the biggest creep in the universe. He's a good one.

Anthony Wiener. Yeah. So those were our big vote getters. Okay. And you're going to be able to go to the Patreon if you are a bonus member you will get the episode but you all get to have a saying who we nominate so and who gets in so we'll put a poll out with the people with the final ballot okay sounds good also this Friday again just a reminder podcast tip man podcast hitman Matt Lewinsky an update

on what's going on with that creep man I couldn't believe some of the stuff I was reading about well it kind of old as some of the things we already knew okay but then also we had some facts wrong oh so we're going to learn a little bit about that me not like us at all no we're all about fact checking on the show you're not charismatic oh i meant to hit be no fact check it sorry i's on the wrong rap report sure did drop screed carl it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice good gea see you next see you at point devil point at four o'clock in shulies It's the queen-bye-bye-bye. Thank you.