The Creep Off - Episode 272: Bebe's Kids 2
Episode Date: July 28, 2025On this episode of The Creep Off, we find out who will be spinning the dreaded Wheel of Consequences. With the score tied 4–4, it all comes down to this. We’re also kicking off a brand-ne...w round with a Wildcard Match featuring special guest Bryan Johnson from Tell ’Em Steve Dave! Plus: a fresh Scum Parade, a new Karl’s Cop Cam which truly disturbed Vinnie, and all the filth you’ve come to expect. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com. Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man filmed woman in bathroom, then tracked his phone to sheriff's office, police say | KSL.comCalifornia serial butt sniffer Calese Carron Crowder arrested againSickening family secrets that led to baby being found in Walmart bathroom | Daily Mail OnlineProminent French LGBT Activist Operated Pedophile Ring Using His Own Foster Children, Some As Young As 5 Months Old - ReduxxThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation
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Come on and give that wheel spin
Someone but five wins
Spin it so the pain can now begin
And if you're pissed at people vote
Don't whine because you'll be just fine
Don't watch your co-host glow
So come on spin it round and round
The brown turns upside down
The creep off is one fucked-up show
Go to church or pass the spin
Or send money to the hitman
Clubfoot panache
Vinny is still fat
Let's see the consequence
You're listening to the Carl Network
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Attention parents
What you're about to see is not suitable for kids
Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.
If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?
See, that's how you do a disclaimer.
You tell the kids that get out to fuck off this damn page.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation.
Horror shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.
Cuckoo, cuckoo!
That ain't funny.
Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps.
For you, creeps, I'm your host.
My name is Vinny.
And joining me in studio, as always, it's hot cuckaca, Carl.
What is happening, Vinnie Paulino?
Great to see you, my friend.
Happy Monday, to you.
You know, I have eight windows in my house replaced already today.
How'd that happen?
These guys worked very quickly.
They came over this morning and gutted out my entire upstairs and all new windows.
That's incredible.
I know.
I was very impressed.
I thought they'd be working on it all day.
Dude, can I get their number?
Yes.
Awesome.
Awesome.
I'll take the referral.
Okay.
I might.
I actually need a window in my attic.
There you go.
This is a great way to start the show.
You want to plug them too?
Are they giving you a discount if you plug them on the air?
Is that why you did this?
It's great to be here, Vinny.
What a happy, glorious Monday it is.
Of course, it is Game Point.
And we need to find out who won the last round because they are going to win this entire round.
Carl, that's big news.
But what's even bigger news joining us for the, for the,
day today hanging out with us let's bring him in studio before we give our consequences or uh before we
find out the winner it's brian johnson everybody from tell him steve dave hey brian hey everybody
i have a great window story i want to regale you with oh please this is exciting do you have any
handyman services you'd like to plug on the show today bryan uh my friend does my lawn that's about
he's a little far from you guys so you know any toilet guys out that way actually i have a toilet
We could talk about today in just a little bit.
Okay, well, that's true, yes.
Boilet problems?
There is a toilet story coming up at the Scum parade.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
There certainly is.
Now, where we left things off last week was Creepiest Priest, you and I were tied 4-4.
Right, Carl?
That's correct.
And here today, to give us the results of last week's point break, tie-breaking,
game point episode, here's Dan.
You're doing okay today, Vinny?
No.
I don't think your brain is functioning.
You know what?
It's because I'm not stoned at all.
Don't blame that.
It is.
No, because you were very good on WATP on Zad.
Danny, Danny.
I think that's true.
Readin results, oh, dandy.
Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon.
Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny.
Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy.
Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl.
A lot creepos.
What is happening, Danny?
Looking great today.
Thank you.
great too, Carl.
I do.
Danny, you do look great today.
It's great to have you here.
Do you have good news for me, or do you have good news for Carl?
I have awesome news for everyone because this is the champion of this round.
It is.
31 rounds of this shit, Carl.
It's ridiculous.
How many times I spun the wheel?
29.
21.
Jesus Christ.
I, come on.
I need this one, guys.
I need this one.
Alex is keeping good records at 21 to 10.
No shit.
I can't remember the last time you spun that wheel.
I do.
It's when I had to watch Tom Myers bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll never forget that.
Like, here's the deal, man.
I think you have been desensitized to the consequences.
Oh, is that what's going on?
Yeah, you've gotten beat up so much.
You're just like, whatever, bring it on.
Kyle bikini.
I still know why I signed up to do the show with you.
I wonder every time we have one of these days I have to spin the wheel and I go,
wait, why did I say yes to this?
I have better things to do.
No, you don't.
Oh, that's true.
No, you don't.
That's a good point.
So, Danny, do you want to not keep everybody waiting?
Let's find out who got the point.
It was crazy close.
Yeah?
There is only five votes difference between you guys.
With 50.91% of the vote,
Vinny is the winner this week.
Oh, please.
Gotta get it up to the only one.
Gotta give it up to the creepos, so someone please call Paulino.
Somebody call Polino.
Everybody knows it's his show, because Carls Creek fucking blows.
So someone please call Paulino.
All right, so you won by five votes.
How many friends and family members who never watched the show did you message and have vote?
You know, those were the days when the show was new and we didn't have a great fan base.
How many?
How many?
I didn't ask anybody to vote for me.
How many vote from Alabama, Alex?
I want you to look at this on.
Oh, if you think they're voting for me in Alabama.
That's why I stopped telling them because they were voting for you.
That makes sense.
Fuck, Cam.
That makes sense.
Now, that sucks.
The wheel's behind me, Carl.
So you know what that means.
It means I got to spin the wheel and there are the consequences.
Do you want to go over these with everybody?
Just give them a little a taste of what we're looking at?
All right.
Yeah.
So at the end of the show, I will spin the wheel.
And the options are winner's choice, which means that,
that you get to pick my consequence.
Right.
Patreon and Superchat money,
which means I don't make any money
until I win again,
which could be never.
Harrison Young's living room baseball.
I want to explain this one to me?
Well,
you know,
Harrison Young explained the game
of living room baseball.
He did.
And he has the skins team,
which you would be playing for.
And you would just have to follow the rules,
whatever they are from Harrison.
And you'd have to keep track of it
and let us know how you're doing,
maybe make a couple videos playing for everybody to enjoy.
Sounds terrible.
We just got an update.
on podcast hitman.
We did.
Who's in a better situation now, but still needs our money.
$100 a podcast hitman who's in a correctional facility, but he's not in like a prison
or a jail anymore.
He's in like a holding area.
I hope he accidentally gets deported and this whole thing just ends up over.
Yeah, he's in with all the people who were detained by ICE, but he gets to go outside
now, which is really nice for him.
Detroit dinner with a listener will be in Detroit on September 12th.
Suttering John set at Open Mike.
That's fun.
Yep.
I actually have the open mic for you.
It's Wednesday nights.
It runs late.
It starts late.
So you could get there a little late in the evening,
do your thing.
And there's a lot of people that come to it.
So they'll really enjoy your stuff.
Oh, good. Oh, good.
One day with Clearwater, Chad.
Yeah, you get to spend the day with Clearwater, Chad,
doing whatever he wants to do.
Does he know that?
Is he agreeing to this?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure he'll be fine with it.
And then the excellent pass the spin, my only hope in the world.
It ain't Obi-1-Kinobi, son.
Now, Carl, don't forget the end of the game today.
You are going to spin the wheel.
Brian, don't let me forget.
because he's almost gotten away with it sometimes because I'm an idiot.
Yeah, I'm really,
I got to say I'm really hoping for that baseball game with Harrison.
Me too.
That's what I'm hoping for.
That's the one that's going to drive him the craziest because it's one that he has,
he can't just do once.
It's one that he has to stay up on.
I got to clear out a room for that, too.
That's a whole thing.
Yeah, you need to empty an entire room of your house.
The whole thing, man.
Baseball goes right through your window.
Right, my new windows, fuck!
See, that's why I brought the windows thing before, Brian,
so we could have a callback.
I'm strategic, man
You also have to
You also have to smell like shit
Oh God, yeah
I've not shaved my face for
Or only shave my face for a few days
Perfect
Perfect
Oh Harrison Young experience
Oh Harrison
Danny
Speaking of consequences
Carl had to wear the cow bikini
What's going on with you?
I'm too chunky to wear it
I'm just joking
It's no pressure
I can wear it
I can wear it
I need to take the time
that's all nobody thinks you're chunky danny stop it i'm a little chunky since the pregnancy you know
you look great we all love you're chunky in all the right places danny that's what i'm saying
that's there's nothing worse as a fatso than hearing somebody thin being like oh i'm chunky
it's like you don't know chunky girl if i looks like you'd be naked right now yeah i know my god
all right danny desolation on at danny desolation on instagram on instagram
we love you we'll see you next week thank you for the good news danny see you soon
get her out of here get her out of here we had a lot more votes than usual too tells
me there's a lot of cheating going on there were and do you want me to read the email directly
from alex about the cheating no i didn't think you did no because i think alics is also cheating
i think everyone's against me here bryan am i crazy yes i mean a 1% loss that's 0.9% that's that's
seems a little fishy, doesn't it?
A little bit.
A little close.
Haven't I already advocated points to you over stuff?
Don't I always?
Well, the good news is it is a holiday today.
We are celebrating Super Chat Monday.
We encourage all of you to get on here.
And Super Chat, that's how you celebrate Super Chat Monday.
Yeah, thanks to Rock Over Bee for kicking us off with two bucks.
A lot to my fellow rice and bean bitches.
Nice.
Call back to WATP from Sunday.
You should go back and check that out.
Yeah, fun episode.
now because today is a start of a new round that makes it a wild card round
so we can pick creeps from anywhere we want to those are the rules and you folks get to vote
at the creepoff.com for who you thought brought the better creep. Brian is here to be an objective
judge. Mostly because I forgot to bring a creep. Yeah it's a lot of work. Trust me. Especially with
my cop cam and my creep today, I was not feeling great about life this morning. It's a weird way
to start a Monday morning to read about the most horrendous things possible.
That's one way to look at it, but you could think at least I'm not them and, you know, start your
week off right. Yeah. That's the way I hope people listen to the show. That's the way you look
at it. All right. That's the way I hope people listen to the show. It's like, thank God I'm not them.
I think that's how most people do it. But man, when you're really digging into a subject.
That's a good point. So, uh, Carl, do you want to ring the bell? Yeah, let's get started,
buddy. Now, today, I'm going to talk about a real creep. Brian, do you want to remind everybody
the definition of a creep that we settled on? We've discussed this in the past. The creep is
anybody you want it to be evidently. Sure, but we always talked about, is this the person you want to
sit next to on a bus? Is this someone you would ever want in your general decision? Well, we talk
about that, you know, for some of these people. Yeah, yeah. And my guy is definitely one of those people.
want within 100 feet of you because
some criminals hide in shadows
my crete today Luke
Irving Criscoe hid somewhere much
shadier. Here's a picture
of him. He has
a very errant Imholt vibe.
He's very smug.
It was an 11th anniversary this past
weekend. Yeah, he very
much thinks he's smarter than everybody else in the
world. He's definitely arrogant.
At one point
my boy Luke here was living in a
hostel and running porn websites.
while advertising himself as a male escort
under the name of Sky Orion
or the Bunnyman.
When asked about the unusual career path,
Crisco claimed, I'm not offering my services for money.
I do it because I love it.
Now, okay, male jigolo, Vinnie.
That's nothing.
Well, that's not what he's famous for, guys.
What he's famous for is an incident that happened in June 2011
at the Hahn Man Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado.
You see, there was a woman who was in one of the Port-a-Potties.
And as she was sitting there doing her business, dropping a deuce, she starts feeling movement.
Like the Port-a-Potty starts moving, and she's thinking somebody's fucking with it from the outside.
And she realizes that the field jazz is coming from under the sink in the tank area of the Port-A-John.
So she jumps up, and what do you know?
Look at that face looking up at her.
I would never want to be on that portion of.
of a port-a-john, but a yoga festival, I feel like that would be the cleanest shit if
you have to get shit on, right?
These people are probably all eating very nutritional food.
Dude, they're the gaseous vegan dumps in the world.
Lots of beans with those people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a problem.
It's fucking has to be gross.
But she notices this and she looks down and there's his smiling fucking face,
winking at her when she looks down into the bowl.
Like it in the sewer?
Inside the tank.
No, I know.
Yeah.
I'm just to say it, like looking down.
out of that ghoul like pennywise the clown yeah just look it up at you uh she freaks out
vini can i ask very quickly what's with the hairline his hairline speaking of him halt yeah yeah
like it goes straight across a little little it's like it's like his hair has a mustache
yeah it's weird man i've never seen a hair like that this is him the day that they arrested him
no he looks a little wet yeah it looks like they hose it's got open hair here so this story gets better
this woman freaks out
opens up the thing
and starts screaming for security
security shows up
and they stand there
and they're like
what's going on
and he tries to bury himself
under the shit
so they don't see him
right and they're like
and she's like
there's a man in there
there's a man in there
and they're all waiting
and security's calling
more security
she's got a turd hanging off
or their back on
while she's yelling
brought hasn't wiped
ruin those yoga pants
and eventually
roughly 10 minutes or so
this guy
like that girl in the ring starts emerging from the fucking toilet pulling himself out
covered in shit blue shit all that stuff and he's bleeding he has open cuts all over his body
and he's been rolling around in the sewage we should get dr steve on to see if that's a healthy
thing to do it's not oh we don't need him then so fun fact this motherfucker crawled out
and took off running full speed okay
None of the security.
I'm not down with this guy.
Trilling toilet paper.
Correct.
He had toilet paper stuck to his foot and he's just running.
And he's wearing clothes, smelly clothes, but he's running through this festival, this yoga festival, covered in shit.
And none of the security guards, as Carl pointed out, wanted to touch him.
Nope.
So they did the forensic stuff.
They saw the guy.
They looked at cameras.
They figured out his car.
About three days later, they arrested him in Vale, Colorado.
Now, in a jailhouse interview, Carl, Criscoe explained, I was doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses.
You know, it seems crazy, but I felt like I was being blessed by their energy.
Chrisco then admitted to watching multiple women before being caught.
He even described hopping from an unused toilet to a busier one that morning.
No one's going to the one of the end. I'm out of here.
Exactly. He was in one and he's all snuggled in.
like, fuck. Losing his erection.
Oh, Jesus Christ. So,
he claimed this
was all part of his personal
goddess worship, Carl. This is his
religion. He described the act
of hiding in waste tanks as spiritually
enlightening. And then he went on to
explain, there's bacteria
and there, sure, but to me it's just
normal. We all have bodily fluids, he said.
It seems terrible, but didn't really actually smell
that bad. I still would have done it even if it
smelled a little weird, because where there is
muck, there is gold.
those are quotes
those are quotes
wed question
he confessed to a bizarre
and disturbing
pattern of voyeurism
he'd been sneaking
into women's restrooms
Carl all over town
often drilling holes
and floors or walls
and obviously
in this particular case
hiding in the waste tank
of the porta potty
but he called it all
an act of worship
for his goddess religion
so I guess
the reason why he's a creeps
because he's not ashamed
of himself
is that what you're saying here
because that's
really the problem. You get caught in a
port-john, and when you get caught, you're supposed to
be like, oh, dude, I'm a weirdo.
I got a problem. I wish
I didn't do that. If that was all
of it. If that was all
of it, maybe, that's what it would be.
But police tied
Crisco to a string of voyeurism
incidents at locations, including a target
store, the DMV,
Naropa University, and the University of Colorado.
Who's shitting at the DMV? What are you doing?
Dude.
That's kind of on you.
You went to the DMV.
and take care of your business.
But what he would do, Carl,
is he would find ways
to get inside the walls of these places.
Jesus Christ.
He was hiding and, like, ceiling.
Like, he was legitimately, like,
burrowing into places.
He's a skinny little fuck.
And he's drilling peepoles
all over fucking town.
Just to watch women shit
so he could get their blessings.
Aren't you glad, like,
I like when women wear a nice white shirt
with no bra.
That's my kink.
That's my thing.
it's so much easier yeah because you can be walking in downtown chicago and just see that you
don't have to sneak into a bathroom you know to be a weirdo and a creep you just put some
you just hope to get lucky yeah you just have to hope to get lucky yeah you don't have to drill
holes you don't have to slide into walls you don't have to get any of this shit I was thinking
about that with um some of the stories we have in the scum parade too I'm like god damn we're so
lucky we don't have these fucking bizarre kicks it's got to be such a curse you know Brian to your
point some people like to make their own magic
and that's what this guy was about
that's true you have to hope to get lucky
yeah this guy's not crossing his fingers
he's getting his drill bits
yeah he's making it happen yeah he's going to
home depot to the bathrooms first
so he ends up accepting a
plea deal Carl I want to play you a clip
from his lawyer
Luke is very mentally ill
okay I think nobody
nobody disagrees with that fact
the prosecutors understand that he's mentally ill
the judge understands he's mentally ill.
The state hospital understands that he's mentally ill.
The question is just, you know, where's the best place to put him?
And so the judge fashioned a sentence that she thought was appropriate.
Okay.
Carl, would you like to guess what the sentence was?
By the way, is that Aaron Holtz attorney?
Is that?
Because I think he said the same thing.
He's just as good before he quit.
What was the sentence?
I'm sorry.
You wanted to guess what the sentence was?
I'm going to guess three months probation.
Nope.
Three years in prison.
Oh, wow.
Literally the charges, by the way.
I want to make sure we have those.
Breaking and entering, unlawful sexual advances, I guess.
Like, it's technically a sexual assault if he's jerking off while doing it.
And he admitted that he, that's why he was doing it.
So a bunch of sexual assaults.
He got three years in prison with two years of time served because it took two years to sort it out.
So this reporter asks a good question
Because this guy at this point
As he's getting sentenced
Is only going to spend a few more months in prison
Right
And you're not concerned that this probation
Because he will be out in a matter of months at this point
And he admitted to the court he still has fantasies
And well I think probation is the best place for him
Because they're going to be given him treatment
They'll be giving him the sex offender treatment
That he needs and stuff like that
And they'll be monitoring him more closely
He won't get any of that in the department of corrections
They'll just put him in the DOC and warehouse him.
So that's no place for him.
Really?
That's no place for him.
They shouldn't just throw this guy into a goddamn room and leave him there.
That's no place for him, Carl.
He was mentally ill.
Well, let's talk about how he did after he got out in 2014.
All right.
He was re-arrested not too long after for violating probation,
specifically for skipping out on sex offender treatment.
And not registering.
While in custody, he filed a bizarre lawsuit against the Boulder County Sheriff, Carl,
claiming mistreatment because the inmates and guards made fun of him.
That's what it is.
He filed his own lawsuit representing himself in court.
You know, being a prison guard, he's like a really shitty job.
I would never want it.
But every now and again, you get a guy like this in there that you can just bust his balls all day.
That's fun.
Every now and again, you get a really shitty prisoner.
Yeah.
And you can say whatever you want.
So he sued for $100,000.
or the equivalent in gold coinage
because he's a sovereign citizen too, everybody.
The lawsuit surprisingly dismissed.
Yeah, shocking.
Now, he stayed out of trouble mostly after that.
He had to register, but he skipped the state.
They lost track of him.
And in 2021 in April, he surfaces in Bartsville, Oklahoma.
Okay.
Officers respond to a call about a suspicious man in a field.
they found Crisco carrying a duffel bag
and acting erratically
that's when he pulled out a loaded
semi-automatic handgun
points at his own face
and starts threatening to shoot himself
and the cops
well you're going to have to do that in a specific order
or else it's not going to work
I'll kill myself and you're next
I'll kill you all
you'll see
a tense
mile and a half foot pursuit
followed through the woods.
Crisco ran through fields, woods, still armed, ignoring commands,
firing his gun into the air like a maniac.
That's fun.
Eventually, officers disarmed him and took him into custody,
where they found his identity and discovered that he failed to register as a sex driver in Oklahoma,
which is a felony.
Things continue to spiral in January 2022.
While in jail waiting for this trial,
he allegedly attempted to stab one of the officers with a pencil,
prompting another mental health evaluation.
In March 22, he was declared competent to stand trial.
And he was sentenced to 10 years in prison
for that little stunt in Oklahoma.
And that's where he is sitting now.
All right.
Now, my final thoughts on this guy.
Gary Springer?
He's sexual deviance.
He's a public threat.
He's violent.
He is all of the things that are wrong
in one package that hasn't gone completely
old you know he hasn't murdered a ton of people he hasn't done a lot of stuff but this guy is
the definition of a creep so i highly recommend that when you go to vote this week you vote for
your pal Vinny give me another point let's start this round off right sounds like he's just a crazy
person maybe you should leave him alone it does it sounds just like he's a wacko and he should
probably be in a mental hospital yeah yeah prison really probably doesn't need people like
piling on on podcasts by not helping at all firing guns at cops yeah trying to stab people with
pencils.
He's got some mental problems.
Hiding inside of bathrooms, jerking off.
That's not a creep, everybody.
I don't know who is.
Hey, before I go with my creep,
let's celebrate Super Chat Monday.
Good point.
DeWari Christian, thanks to the two bucks.
Cops followed their nose.
It always knows.
That's how they found him three days later.
That's right.
MGA, he's a member for three months.
Carla, what happened last with you and Chen?
I didn't say Carla?
Why did you read that Carla?
Okay.
Carl, what happened?
Last yet with you and Jenny's exit from the
Simcast. So awkward.
Yeah. So last night, Jen and I were on Simcast with Chrissy Mayor,
talking about Chrissy Mayor's content hotel, September 5th, WTP Live.com for tickets.
Are you going to that, Brian?
WTP Live?
I was considering it. Yeah, it's right around when the kids start school, so I'm not sure,
but I might be able to make it up there.
It would be great if you can make it.
Chrissy invited me to buy a ticket to go, so I don't think I'm ready that.
Oh, you should. It's going to be a good show.
But, yeah, so what was weird, Jen gets up, and she's going to come right back,
and then I start yelling something about South Park
and all of a sudden all my audio cut out
and I couldn't hear them and they couldn't hear me
and so I just was like I don't know what's wrong I just bailed
Baby seal uggs thanks for the two bucks
did y'all do the Stuttering John segment yet
fuck Vince the lawyer
turd Ferguson consequence
spa day at bathhouse
oh Jesus Christ
By the way speaking of Suttering John segment
we are doing point devil point today on my channel
today at four
and someone sent me in
a really interesting segment
when Evil Dave was on
the Howard Stern show
remember Evil David Letterman
yeah he was on there
and something's revealed about John
that makes him even a bigger piece of shit
than you can imagine
how is that possible
I know well I know like after all this time
I find out on point Apple point
later today
did he try to invite
Evil Dave Letterman's
underage daughter over to his mother's house
for sex
than that. Okay. Captain Blackbread, thanks for the five bucks. Imagine taking a shit and halfway
through the toilet starts hyperventilating. Red flag, in my opinion. Agreed. Yeah, like, I wonder
if, like, when he's down there, is he hoping for a certain consistency or texture?
Yeah, you're like, I don't want it to be too chunky and heavy, but it's called a fantasy.
Of course he did. Like, he wants to be showered in it, not like bounce off. Right. Yeah. He wants
like a nice soft serve.
He wants it to coil on his face.
Is that, was that over the line for you, Carl?
Vinny, can you show the photo of Tiffany Schultz on the bottom there?
It's not, not the video.
As Tiffany stood beneath.
Yeah, I got you.
Sorry.
That's why I kept talking because I could tell you were doing it wrong.
I want to introduce you to Tiffany Schultz, 20 years old, English major, going to college,
wants to be an English teacher someday.
And while she's going to college,
she's one of these girls who is an exotic dancer
for a little money on the side.
So you're telling me she was an exotic dancer
who actually was going to college.
This girl right here had high hopes for her future
and she was a stripper and boy, is she hot.
And I bet you're thinking.
I didn't think glamour shots was still in business.
I'm sure you're thinking.
I sure hope nothing bad happens to her.
Well, let's find out what happened on January 12th, 1990
as my buddy at Disturban, a phenomenal YouTube channel tells us about it.
So, clip one.
Yes.
As Tiffany stood beneath the shower, the attacker moved silently to the kitchen,
carefully selecting a large and sharp knife from the drawer.
Armed and without hesitation, he approached the bathroom,
driven by dark impulses beyond comprehension.
As Tiffany exited the shower in a room full of steam,
she never had a chance.
In a frenzy of violence, the attacker stabbed her repeatedly, 47 times to be exact.
Each thrust delivered with a calculated precision that revealed a horrifying obsession with the heart.
The bullet punctured her chest repeatedly, piercing vital organs, leaving no doubt about the attacker's intent.
So, here's my question.
I don't know about you, I get tired after like 32 stabbings.
I'm like, ah, you know, I got to switch your hands.
you said she was in the shower
she wasn't on the toilet pooping
no she was just getting out of the shower
okay my guy is creepier
she was murdered
47 stabbings to the heart
guy bottom right hand girl
isn't nearly as hot as the rest of them
yeah they'd better
they didn't have very good sketch artist
is that a drawing of Ray DeVito
who is that I don't know
but that's we're getting distracted
that's just a thing in the video
that we're paused on
so no one called the police
because she's a stripper, her boyfriend's always yelling at her.
He's super jealous, so they're constantly getting into fights.
So all this commotion, the neighbor was just like, oh, fighting with the boyfriend again.
So this guy is able to get away.
In fact, the boyfriend is the main suspect.
He's held in custody for three days under questioning about this.
But of course, the boyfriend didn't do it.
He had nothing to do with that.
So this guy, Cleophis Prince Jr.
is the man who performed the stabbing.
And he got away with it.
So February 16th, just so.
a month later, he's on it again in the same complex.
Uh-oh.
That day, the bright and welcoming apartment had been transformed into a scene of a nightmare.
Janine lay sprawled on her bedroom floor, stabbed more than 30 times in the chest.
Once again, clustered grotesquely around her heart, almost ritualistic in their precision.
She had fought fiercely with defensive wounds clearly visible on her arms and hands.
Blood soaked her clothing, drenched her textbooks, and spluttered the walls.
Tragically, the attacker didn't just stop at murder.
Evidence at the scene revealed that she had been essayed, leaving behind critical DNA evidence,
which would later prove invaluable to the police.
Yeah, Cleophis decided like, why am I just murder these chicks?
I could also be raping them.
So he went ahead and had his way with the body on Janine here, 21 years.
years old. On April 3rd, so about a month after that, month and a half, Holly Tar was visiting
her brother's apartment. Holly Tar is 18 years old from Michigan. This is down in San Diego.
And she's taking a shower, left the door unlocked. This guy comes in, grabs a kitchen from
the, or grabs her knife from the kitchen. One stab to the heart, out. Three women in about three
months, all killed by knives in their own kitchen. Then he takes a little break. May 21st,
1990. We have
Alyssa Keller.
This is pretty brutal. Play my clip
number three from Disturban. All right.
Alyssa was violently attacked
at night in her apartment,
stabbed repeatedly in a frenzy of
unimaginable brutality.
Even her eyes were viciously
slashed, disfiguring her
beyond recognition. The attacker
stole her jewelry before leaving.
Okay. No essay. Just took her jewelry.
Yep. Now we're stealing stuff from these victims. Pick a lane, bro. And her daughter, this woman's
daughter came home because she was out at like some school retreat or something. Right. So she comes
home the next day to like find her mom like completely disintegrated for the most part. I'd
slashed out. Yeah. Not great. There was a key thing in there that I don't, I can never
understand where it's like she's taking a shower with the door unlocked. Her door unlocked.
Why do people not lock their doors?
Why is it such a point of pride with people?
Like, I live in a place where you don't even have to lock your doors.
I'm with you, Brian.
I always have my doors locked at all times.
Of course.
And that's the thing about this guy is that he's not a calculated killer.
He's just looking for opportunities.
He just hears a shower out and tries the door.
Is this all in the same apartment complex?
This one was not.
This is a different one.
So you would think that people would just be looking for people going around trying door knobs.
Right.
So now they're on to them.
Now they're looking for this guy.
Because now they're going, oh, this is a pattern.
This isn't just a, this isn't, this is something going on here.
And they're trying to figure out what's going on.
So he actually goes to East San Diego.
Now he goes across town.
And that's where he comes into a place that has a mother and daughter.
Ooh, double the pleasure.
Amber's body had been moved after her death, positioned deliberately in the doorway between her bedroom and the hallway.
She was unclothed with her legs open.
Pamela's body was also dragged
and placed in the entryway of the home
she was unclothed and positioned
just like her daughter
the mother and daughter were later found
by the police who described
the scene as something straight out
of a horror movie with six
murders in just nine months and
each disturbingly similar the public
demanded answers
yeah so that's Pamela
42 years older, their daughter Amber
18 both stabbed
to death and then positioned
to spread eagle for some reason for what a fun treat for people who check out the crime
you know that that's what's his name did um god the the whatever there was a serial killer
who used to just pose the bodies with like asshole facing the door like you just put him up so like
yeah yeah they would just be like what the fuck so when that was uh forget his name that was in september
he was a prankster that was in september and now people are on the lookout and the word is out
and people are locking doors.
It's the whole thing.
In January, he tried to get into a house.
And someone saw him trying to get into a house, but it was locked.
And they wrote down the license plate number.
Like, this guy seemed like a creep.
He tried to get to this stranger's house over here.
So they called the police.
And he knew that he got caught.
So he fled to Birmingham, Alabama, where he's from.
And he was arrested in March for petty theft, March of 1991.
And they realized he's wanted for murders.
So they collect some DNA from him.
and it just so happens
his DNA
matches the DNA
that was in Janine's vagina
So get out
Yeah so that's not great
So they're able to
They're able to pin him on that
By the way he was in the Navy
If you want to pull up the photo of him
I can hear his lawyer
What are the odds of that
Two guys fucks that corpse
This is
Him in the Navy
He was discharged for larceny
He was stealing
Oh no
From the Navy
It's not great
Guilty.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
But this is the dumbest thing by far.
Now leaving the DNA evidence in the vagina, not a great move.
But clip number five, definitely the dumbest thing.
Even more disturbing, the police found the jewelry that was stolen from the victims.
And they found it in Cleophis' girlfriend's jewelry draw.
He had gifted the jewelry as a Christmas present.
His girlfriend, Carla, was unknowingly wearing the jewelry of murder victims.
what a sweet guy
I buy my wife new jewelry
I don't steal it from other women
that give it to her
I think that'd be weird
Jenny Jingles doesn't have any corpse jewelry on there
I could promise you that
I have a question
did the same lady who took Tiffany's glamour
shot there take this picture of him
he looks so jolly doesn't it this looks like a nice
guy just like this looks like the start of a sitcom
like he just leads up against the thing
he was charged with
there were 27 charges six counts of murder
rape, burglary, you name it, it's all in there.
He's found guilty on all of the charges.
The judge sentences him to death.
This is back in 1983.
Sentence to death in California.
And you know what he is now?
In prison still.
Because that's what California does.
They love wasted money.
So this guy is still alive and well hanging with his buddies in the prison cell.
I feel like if a woman were to shit in front of this man, he would be disgusted by that.
And I want you to take.
that into account before when you go to the creepopop.
You're always wrapping your argument around
mine. It seems unfair. It's called
strategy. You're welcome to do it too,
Carl. Cleophis. Although Vinnie,
if he's killing these women, he's stabbing
them, like part of that is losing your
bowel control. That's true, yeah.
He's probably banging them after they shit. He was in the midst of it.
Well, Brian, good point.
Did he essay them, then stab them? That's why Brian's here.
He essayed them and then stab them. No,
because she put up a fight, so he had a, he had a killer
first.
Leifis Prince Jr., vote for it at the Creepoff
dot com all the kuzaroos out there much appreciated all right carl i think we got uh another super chat
couple super chats coming through um no wrong one hunter duke thanks to the four 99 coming in late
congrats on the people's champ for number 22 Emmett smith's number also carl i know you're
promoting but sipcast does you know justice too much going on i actually had a good time last night
simcast could be a little chaotic and i wasn't sure what to expect but i thought we had a good time
All right.
I've never watched it last night.
I'm not really sure what's going on.
Oh, you're not a simp.
Is that why?
Probably not.
Hey, I want to point something out real quick, Vinny.
Our buddy, you brought up Alex earlier.
He's the guy who works behind the scenes for us and does a lot of great work.
And he's the one who's always looking for fraud and counting up the votes.
Thank you for remembering to plug this.
He will be on once over with Kaylee.
I believe it comes out tomorrow.
They reviewed 1975 Australian film Picnic at Hanging Rock.
And it's his first time ever being on camera.
I don't even know what this guy looks like.
Yeah, I don't either.
I talk to him all the time, multiple times a week.
I've never spoken to him on the phone.
I don't know what he looks like.
I have no idea.
So it's going to be a fun surprise for all of us.
Yes, Alex was nervous about it, I think, but I'm sure he did a fantastic job.
He knows his stuff.
What if we find out he has like a hook arm or something weird?
Why would you assume that?
I'm not assuming that.
I said, what if he has like a weird deformity?
I have weird deformities.
You hang out with me.
I don't really hang out with you.
That's a good point.
I actually can't wait to get out of here.
Same.
I'm really looking forward to it.
You're the token disabled friend.
He doesn't need any more.
Yes.
Anyway,
check out Alex.
I want some over with Kaylee.
Definitely tomorrow,
night.
Good stuff.
We're just teasing you.
Alex, we love you.
No,
you're just a mutant.
I don't know.
Might be a mutant.
You could possibly have like all sorts of problems.
Before we get into my cop cam, yeah.
Captain Boomy's coming in.
Congrats, Vinny.
Boat creep soon.
these, boat creeps.
We did creep on a boat before.
Did we? Yeah, that sounds familiar.
We did creeps on a boat. We could do it again, you know, towards the summer.
We could do lots of things.
Send in some suggestions, please, Captain Boommies.
Yeah. Add a zero. We'll do, we'll change the episode right now to boat creeps.
Yeah. I'll make Brian to do the research.
Yeah, Brian, give us your best boat creep. Go.
Best boat creep, Captain Ron.
Here we go. I think it's time for Carl's Cop Cam.
I can't wait to see Carl's Cop Cam.
Fight with the cops for no reason.
Will you please show me cause Cop Cam?
Lose all your rights.
Ruin your life.
Today's Cop Cam is unlike any other that we've ever had on the show.
It was sent in by two listeners.
Trent and Larry both sent this to me, so you know it's a good one.
It's the longest cop cam I've ever had to cut up.
But I think I did my best here to show you the highlights.
starts off with this woman, Nicole,
getting pulled over for her speeding,
and she seems a bit flustered by this.
Here we go.
You know why I pulled you over?
You know what the speed limit is?
No.
Okay.
She under 35.
Oh.
And you was doing well over.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I swear I only thought I was going to 40.
The driver, 33-year-old Nicole Michelle Johnson,
hands over a state ID.
sitting beside her in the front seat is a friend who she calls BB.
The officer heads back to his cruiser to run a registration,
but the information doesn't quite check out.
And it's time back vehicle requested, not found.
All right.
So it turns out this vehicle is not registered.
It's not registered to her.
So she also doesn't have a driver's license.
That was just a state ID.
They have to tow the vehicle.
And so the officer's going to come back up and let her know.
We got to tow this vehicle.
she's kind of living out of the car
so she's got a lot of stuff in there she's got to take
out clip number two you don't have to
register your house why do I have to register my
car good point
yeah it's weird I just watched this one yesterday literally
just watched it last night I watched tons of
cockcams this is an excellent one reveal
on this I was hoping you hadn't seen it oh boy
now I'm excited all right let's try this again sorry everybody
so you don't have a driver license
no okay and also
this vehicle is not even registered those tags in there
fake tags. This car has to be told.
I'm not getting my stuff out of it.
Yeah, you get everything out of it, but
how long did you have to stop?
I've heard like almost 30 days.
As the officer returns to his cruiser to issue citations,
Nicole and Beebe exit the vehicle.
Nicole walks to the rear and opens the trunk,
revealing several large bags tightly packed inside.
Okay, so at this point,
and this is a weird thing they do in the state.
Sorry, go ahead.
the officer says, okay, I just need you to sign this ticket saying that you will show up to court in order to get a court date within five days.
So for some reason, they just, they're going to let her go, tow the car, and just hope she shows up to court in five days.
But there's some things she says here that are going to be very interesting when we find out more about this.
Okay.
Well, not her, but me and my kids are literally living in the car.
Ms. Johnson, I just need you to sign this.
This is basically telling you that you have to go to Calso Drive Courthouseville from five days.
to request a court date. If you don't request a court date for five days, they can issue
a warrant for your arrest. This is not meant to guilt.
I'm not going to be here in five days. I'm like, I can't go through it anymore.
Then you just take me home, please. I can't. I can't take you. It's in the city. I can't
go down there you go. This is not admitting to guilt or anything like that. It's basically
saying like. I'm telling you, it's cool. I won't be here tomorrow. Tonight is my last night.
What am I going through? Like, I sweat.
No, I still got to do my job until I explain to you.
I know, but I'm just saying.
I'm not even talking about in Baltimore.
Watch tomorrow, y'all are going to see me on the news.
Y'all are going to see me make my big favor.
I was going to.
Did somebody tell her to get one of Dick Masterson's T-shirts?
Well, she is going to be on the news.
It turns out.
She wasn't wrong about that.
This isn't a bluff that she's going for.
You heard her say that her and her kids live in that car, but it's interesting.
Yeah.
Because in clip number four, the police officers noticed that as she's pulling out these boxes, something smells off.
Oh, no.
It's really stinky.
Oh, no.
And the thing is, the thing is about this lady, if she had just been quiet, if she had been like, not like, I'm not going to be here in five days.
Yeah.
Just be like, okay, whatever you say, that's what I'll do.
She's going through it, Brian.
I think she's having a little break from reality.
Yeah, she may be.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see what happened.
God, Eric.
Give me a little.
Walk to look at the car and just see what you smile.
Not drugs or anything, but see you smile anything like that.
Something dead or something.
Did you move in your car?
This way I live at it.
What did you hear that?
No.
No, seriously.
I just need to find.
I didn't know.
I told you.
What is this right here?
Huh?
What is this?
A bunch of dirty clothes.
a bunch of dirty
I don't smell like dirty clothes
huh that don't smell like dirty clothes
what do you mean
I'm about to show you
I'm about to show you
I'm about to show you right now
all right so Vinny
it seems like something terrible is going to happen but it
actually just has clothes and she has not wandered
in several months
and that's what stinks and she's what I'm upset
about I don't want to see her dirty ass
and she's going to prove this
because they're going to have her open this up
and show the police what's going on in
there. Let's look at all this dirty laundry. So, clip number five. Yep.
I'm telling me, you're just going to find a bunch of dirty blankets. Yeah, but I need to know
what that smell is. I am. I'm about to show you. Nicole turns to the officer for help,
and he carefully begins cutting through the thick layers with a knife.
You got to get all the way through to the dirty because he knows.
Why you got all these blankies? Why you got all these blankets? Because we stay in hotels,
from the hotel to the car. Like, I can even get the hotel.
No, no, no, you can finish it. I was just curious.
Oh, yeah, I can even get to the hotel receipt for you.
Okay.
You ain't got to go through that. I was just curious.
Keep finding blankets.
I haven't found one place.
You keep finding them.
You see them right there as soon as you open the suit.
Huh?
Keep finding.
Oh, yeah, because as soon as you open it, you go find them.
Let's stay in the front of this car and make sure she don't go anywhere.
After cutting through multiple layers of trash bags, officers finally uncover a black suitcase.
All right. Well, Benny, we finally got somewhere. There's all these blankets, there's maggots and stuff. It's a real, it's an ordeal.
This is the worst nesting doll I've ever seen.
Yeah. You ready for the big reveal? No, I'm really not.
Clip number six. Oh, this is breaking my heart.
There you go. Open that bag up.
Hold we see close.
Go see close.
It's pretty close. All pretty close. Open it up, ma'am.
I did it. I'm going the whole thing.
open that up open that up
what the fuck you put the fucking in
put your hand just shoot it just fucking traffic
turn over turn over turn over right now
you want to rest don't you move don't you move put the hand behind your back
I've never seen a copriac like that.
What the fuck?
He wanted to get the hell out of there.
It's a horror scene.
So, yeah, she's a runner.
After opening all this stuff up for them,
then she's like, I better get the fuck out of here.
I would have ran before opening all that stuff up.
But I don't know.
It's just me.
So clip number seven, the police are shook by what they just saw,
as you're going to see in this clip.
Yeah, I am too.
Sit down and be quiet.
You okay?
I'm trying.
You're okay? No, no, no, no.
I need you to calm down.
I need you to calm.
No, I need you to focus.
Let me do this.
Calm down.
I need you to focus.
Focus and focus on her.
Hey, get over there with her.
Put your mask on, put your mask on.
All right.
Put your mask on, mask up.
Gloves, gloves, everything.
Why you want to arrest?
Everybody should have gloves and a mask up.
I'm so, man, yo.
What's in there, bro?
I'm a baby, yo.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Please, please.
Relax, bro.
I'm here.
I need you to breathe.
I need you to breathe.
Good instance.
Okay.
Okay.
I need you to breathe, okay?
I'm good.
I need you to.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
No.
Okay.
So, these cops are shook.
Do they not train these guys for this stuff, though?
You can't be trained for opening up a dead baby in a suitcase.
there's no training for that video that's why i don't simulate that yeah right there's nothing
it's not like flying an airplane you can't do it on the ground for so many hours before he's
right of the air see this is one of those instances where i know i can never be a cop my reaction
to this is so violent yeah i i don't know what i would do if i had a very angry they're very
angry if i if i had a fucking good and this i found this person with their dead child wrapped up like
i'm not going to be here tomorrow you're finding me on the news all that shit
Oh, my God.
There's numbers of times when they have to remind each other.
Cameras on, cameras on.
You hear them say that a number of times.
What is Olive doing?
Olive's played with her toy.
Okay.
I thought she's back something over.
All right.
So now we get a little self-reflection from Nicole here who is realizing that she did something wrong.
Maybe we might not allow dogs in the studio anymore.
It was going to be a distraction.
You got a problem with my dog?
Yeah.
She did was knock over a brown bag.
I'm picking it up.
I'm speeding around with the bodies in my car
I'm so dumb that I'm going to
see this
So she is beating herself up
Like, why was I speeding?
I'm going to give the police a reason to pull me over
I got
I had to get there fast
I just had
Why am I in a hurry?
Where am I going?
Doesn't it seem to always be the way
though people who commit crimes
Like whether they're transporting drugs
Or dead bodies or whatever
They never have their car register
or they don't have a license or like
speeding, like a tail light down.
I know so people who got DUIs because they were speeding.
I'm like, dude, you're drunk.
Drive the speed limit.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
It's so stupid.
Don't give a reason.
She doesn't have insurance.
She doesn't have it registered.
And she used to have a baby.
What a great lady.
Yeah.
So this is my clip number nine.
We confirm what the police have seen here.
Oh, Carl.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my fuck.
That's a little girl.
You're hurt?
Yeah, you get some water.
Take a walk.
Take a walk.
I'm good.
Stand there.
You look good.
I can't envision it.
I can't vision it.
What the a f is messing my head up?
I can't envision it.
After telling the tow truck driver, his services will no longer be needed.
Officers make the difficult decision.
to get a closer look in order to confirm what lies beneath the maggot-covered blanket.
I can lift it up. It doesn't really bother me, but it's got to be a three-to-four-year-old kid.
The problem is the body is this stupid. It's in a band position. Yes.
Oh, my God, that's a five, that's a five. That's a five-year-old, 100%.
Oh, Jesus. Did they just say it's a five-year-old white child?
They did. Now, they were off on that. I think that there was, uh,
A lot of maggots.
Yeah.
That's a lot of maggots.
The flush hasn't been alive for some time as we're going to find out.
So it actually is a seven-year-old black girl.
It's very male-nourous so they think it's five.
Then we find out that Nicole is crazy.
This is a clip number 10.
Nicole continues talking to herself, visibly wrestling with her own thoughts.
I know it was the reason why I felt like I knew.
I knew it was the reason we just had more in their year.
I said, I can't take no one.
Look, since I say, I can't take, here we go.
Much, much more.
But that's what they told me.
He said, I was going to keep it punished, keep it punished, keep it punished, keep it punished.
I said to such thing as a deaf penalty still.
I fucking hope so, cut.
Not this one.
I think so.
We need to have it.
I don't think if I were to know, no one would have to rant before chart.
If you were like, it was even politely.
excuse me, can you cut this for me?
She's running through
and her head and she's like, why did I
cooperate with the police? They were just going to find
the body. What the fuck was I thinking?
I could have done anything other than that.
Would have been a better decision.
She could have left this shit in the car and been like, go ahead, tow it.
Yeah, right. Good points.
Skip town. Leave all their stuff behind
and just go. No license, no
anything. That's the best move.
She could have been gone. Could have been gone,
for sure. She didn't want to be in Baltimore. Who wants to be in Baltimore?
Nobody does.
Nobody wants to end up in a trunk in Baltimore.
So detectives are talking to
Bebe, the passenger in this,
and she was saying, I didn't pull the clip,
but she was saying the
R word, she's like, she's retarded.
You've got to just let her go.
She doesn't know anything about this.
She's retarded.
And my clip number 11,
they come to the same conclusion.
After speaking with detectives,
investigators note it was clear
that Bebe was mentally challenged
and had no knowledge of the incident.
They contact her mother
and arranged for her to be
taken home. As for Nicole, her vague story isn't enough to satisfy investigators, given the second
horrifying discovery made at the crime scene. What? I really, I want you to help me out to find out
how these children ended up like this. Children? Okay. Children? Mm-hmm. Both?
Both. We got them. We found them both.
Remember earlier what she said I lived in the car with my kids?
Yeah.
She wasn't lying.
She wasn't lying.
She lives in the car with the kids.
Where was the other one in the glove box?
Well, we're going to find that out in my clip number 12 here.
The discovery of a second child came only after homicide detectives began sorting through Nicole's belongings.
Though the signs had been present from.
the very start.
But me and my kids literally living in the car, like, you're sleeping around with the bodies in
my car?
It was okay.
And the whole time I had my head off.
In a black and yellow plastic bin buried beneath the bags in the suitcase containing
the little girl where the aged remains of a small boy.
The child's body had been wrapped in blankets and placed in multiple layers of trash bags similar
to the girl.
Their relation to Nicole comes as.
even more of a shock. Do you recognize this person at all? Who's that?
Who is that? She's not even their mom? Nope. That's their mother? Mm-hmm.
Who are they?
But that's when I had them. If you look at them when I had them, when you had them...
So that's who? And that's who?
remember when you look at him when she had him and when I had him he probably got this picture
off her beach but it definitely came from mine because if you look at him when she had him it
will very not taking care of her mom of the year over here so she's the aunt this is her
niece and nephew five and seven years old who uh were this woman has the audacity to call
the mother a bad parent yeah she does it a lot too I didn't pull out of
close it goes on and on and on but this interrogation she really has a problem with her sister
and what kind of parent she has and they find all the text messages between them so the sisters
reached out to her like hey can i see the kids can i can i come visit the kids and she's like yeah
yeah yeah we'll get around to it one of these days for months for months seems right this went
the daughter had been dead for 14 months when this occurred the son for two months so that body
was decomposing for 14 months when the police were like whoa okay so that's what we're talking about
They're going to have to plead insanity because, like, well, yeah, to me, she is insane.
Well, but there's also the fact that she wrapped it in so many layers.
Like every couple of months, she had a couple blankets and more layers.
Yeah.
That shows fucking some type of cognizance as to what's going on here and trying to cover it up.
Well, listen to this.
They found the last hotel room she stayed in.
Right.
And you know what she left behind there?
Let me guess.
One of the kids' arms.
Two stuffed animals.
A boy and a girl with ribbons on them that say, always.
in forever. She had like some
memorial. She didn't need those anymore.
She had some memorial service for them.
And it turns out, you know,
the coroner looked at these kids. They were beat up
pretty good. Turns out she beat the
daughter to death 14 months ago.
She just punched her and smacked
around. The kid fell over, hit
his hat, hit her head and died.
And then the boy. So then you're telling me the boy
for the next year
is living in a car with his crazy
aunt and his dead sister in the trunk.
Yes. Vinny.
That's what I'm telling you.
This boy, and she's claiming that...
This might be Vinny's last episode.
This is a brutal one.
I fucking, I cannot tell you what I wish on this woman without losing our channel.
She's claiming that the boy got like a cut on his leg and just blood out or something.
But the corridor didn't really find any evidence of that, just that the boy was also beat to shit.
And she polled him and killed him.
You know those black and yellow totes, man?
man whenever you see one of those black and yellow totes check it if somebody's drive for
how well just check it just say what he got in there just just check it yeah
do you know weird too like she you can see she's not thinking clearly because it was like
wrapped up so well like just pull up to a dumpster throw it in there and go on chuck it off a bridge
throw it in the river yeah like any number of things rather than keeping it with you right
because it stinks the only person wants to hang out with you is a retard it stinks it's
gotta be horrific whole pebby all right all reliable BB yeah um they call they call her
bebe her real name is uh angela but they call her BB because what she rattles her head it's what
it sounds like rattling her out yes she's got that one brain cell did you feel bad for BB though
Brian and at beginning I did because she she seemed like she had no idea what was going on she was
like and the other lady too Nicole was like don't arrest her don't arrest her she doesn't
have anything to do with it but you know they got arrest her so
Yeah, I did kind of feel bad for it.
They brought her back to the precinct.
She's just like, why am I arrested?
I don't know what's going on.
You guys can't hold me here.
What's going?
And they finally were like on it.
You can go.
One last clip.
She did, this happened back in 2021.
So yes, she has pled guilty.
She ultimately pleaded guilty on August 13th,
2004 to two counts of first degree child abuse resulting in death.
She was sentenced in February 2025 to life in prison, with all but 50 years suspended,
as well as an additional five years of supervised probation upon her.
eventual release.
How do you not plead insanity on this?
But anyway, I just think there's too much
evidence to show she tried to cover it up for it to actually
get away with insanity. But that
is insane. Like we were saying. No, agreed.
Throwing it off a bridge shows you're not insane.
Well,
Yeah.
Beating up a child
to death. No, it's not great. And then trying to cover
it up. Many are you? And itself is
not insane. Who side do you think I'm on?
Well, it sounds like you're on the side of
I don't know. No, it's not great. I agree
with you there. Yeah. Listen.
But it is like you just can't even begin to imagine the mindset that it takes to do what she did.
And Brian, to do that to both of the kids a year apart from each other.
Yeah.
Like she is.
Yeah, like, where was she?
Where was she the whole time?
Because she's like, yeah, I'm going to hotels.
I'm like, where is she getting the money to go to all these hotels?
I think because she talks about a few times she's selling her ass, she says.
I think she's a hook.
that's right yeah that's right so i think she's i remember her saying that i think she's a prostitute on top of you
you fucking imagine being the john who shows up at a hotel room during that year oh god where the little
where the the boy i hope that isn't your pussy oh thank god it's not let me just get this black
suitcase out of here i can but the boys in the closet with the body just hiding can i can i just
point out the mom is not a great mother. So less we think that, you know, this is all the
aunt's fault. She probably shouldn't have had the kids in the first place. I still feel like this is
all the ants fault, Carl. I still feel like. Probably should have been a better mother. I feel like the
world failed these children, but what are you going to do? Yeah, the mom, the mom was not the most
attentive. Like, they did show text messages of her saying like, hey, you know, Wendy, I want the kids to
meet their younger sibling who she, I guess she had a different kid. But it's like how many
times like i have a niece now if i ask my sister like hey you know like i want her to come over
and it was even a couple days i'd be like what the fuck is going on yeah what are you hiding not
months on end yeah yeah yeah it doesn't seem like the mom cared that much there's a few text
messages but she's just like yeah yeah yeah yeah if this week it doesn't work with the other
kine cps whatever i um do you see why do you see i'm in a weird mood today minnie this is what i'm
this is what i'm this is what i was putting my board you got you know i was giving you a whole speech
about, hey, look out of the bright side.
At least you're not dead in a suitcase in the back of that lady's car.
Now I feel bad.
It's rough.
It's rough.
Bibi's Kids 2 is going to be the name of this episode.
Bebebe's Kids, we don't survive.
We ride and die.
Hey, oh shit.
Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails.
And we also have to check in on our new scum parade jingle contest.
All right.
The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the City of
Syracuse. Already missed a certain somebody Hulk out? No worries. How much our meth heads get tasered?
We put on shows every hour. See you in Syracuse.
That's a good one. That one made me laugh this morning. First voicemail came in from our pal.
The podcast prophet.
Hey, boys, podcast prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me.
Also, maybe a couple of white claws, because I am, of course, a classy profit.
I don't know if this is a creep in the wild or not, but I was at the bank the other day, and the cashier, I said, I need $50.
And she goes, withdrawal.
So I says, I need $50.
Any little, I got a wheel of comp.
Hear me out.
I think you can do it.
Listen to John Mellon Camp's small town and take a shot every time he says small town.
I think you only need to listen to it once for it to be a good consequence.
Twice might kill you.
Hell it might kill you.
Anyways, thank you, fuck you.
What of my karmic acts now?
I would love to see that.
The small town stream.
Should be blackout drunk on the internet?
No, thank you.
Yeah, you're going to end up saying some stuff you're going to regret.
I'm a man.
who comes from the Valley of Men.
Don't do dumb shit.
The Valley of Men.
Whatever the fuck Carverick is talking about.
He's awesome.
Boom.
Hey, Carl. Hey, Sidekick. It's Beach Took.
I'm just calling in on the meth lady out of Wisconsin Rapids.
I've actually lived about an hour from there my entire life.
And every time I've been.
through there, it has been a complete
shithole. It is a Syracuse
of the Midwest of the
ultimate degree. When I
was in high school, there was
a pretty big contention where
kids were told never to
go there because that's
where all the kids in my
school would get their drugs. It was
just a whole shit show. Towns
a fucking crater.
Thank you. Fuck you. Bye.
Shocker. There's shitty places in
Wisconsin. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed. I like that
Everything bad is compared to Syracuse.
That's fun.
I'll tell you what.
We really did a number on that city.
I remember in school,
all the kids in my class got their drugs from Carl.
So, you know.
Whatever.
Last voicemail I have when to listen to some songs.
Listen up, you freeloaders.
If you are watching the creep off without paying Vinnie and Carl,
you are simply doing it wrong.
The most recent bonus episode was,
simply peak. It had Hulk Hogan. It had podcast hit man. It had incredible
podcast. It's about everything.
It's money. It's worth it. Thank you. Bye.
All right. I'm going to approve that message.
Agreed. I'm Carl and I approve that message. I wish we had to pay that guy to leave that
voice now. Not a penny. He paid us. Nice. What a sucker. We do. We do a fantastic bonus
episodes. Consider supporting the show. Patreon.com slash the creep off.
Or you can become a member of this channel who get them to. But if you do go to
patreon you get some merch and i'm actually working on doing some updates to our merch we're
to do some new stickers and stuff like that slow down it's too much it's too much okay i'm kidding
slow down they're giving up too much oh fuck you're being too good to the listeners ready so uh we have
next week is the this is your last and final week to submit for this we said the first week in
august we're going to pick a winner and we had two submissions from our pal mr magenta
I came in last night. He does great stuff. Now, one of these is a deep cut that I'm going to explain
what it's from. Okay. The late great Hulk Hogan made an album called Hulk Hogan and the
Wrestling Boots Band. We've discussed this before. And when I appeared on Shitty Song of the Week
with Brandon, I brought a song called Beach Patrol, which is so horrendous. I'm not going to play
it on here because we will get flagged immediately. I remember. But it is one of the worst songs I've ever
heard? Yeah. Well, here is the
Beach Patrol, Scream Patrol
Scum parade jingle for
Mr. Magenta.
I was walking down the street
looking for some asses...
What happened?
I was walking down the street looking for some assholes.
Had my iPhone set to the creep
off station. I saw a bunch of creeps
a scummy situation. I bet they want
to give me ass to mouth rest of citation.
We are the creep patrol.
We like it creepy, creepy, creepy.
start the scum parade
So let's get creepy, creepy, creepy
All right
Now as a
That's great, good job Mr. Magenta
If you are a current wrestling fan
And just in general, there is one particular
wrestling theme that has hit the mainstream
Over the past year, Carl.
It's a song called Kingdom.
It's what Cody Rhodes comes out to.
And here's our kingdom version
of the Scum Parade theme song.
A scum parade, vile souls, all these creeps out of control.
Watch them throw when babies down the street.
The chat is here and all are bros.
So come on Vinny, start the show.
Hide the children, fat whites, and the old.
Okay.
Nice.
So we are going to play all of them again for you next.
week. Make sure you tune in and help us pick.
Pick a winner. A winner.
Great job, everyone. Thank you for doing that.
All right. So, Carl, let's hit up
some more super chats real quick.
Mr. Hanna
just dropping and say, hi, buddies. Sup, B.J.
Hey, Mr. Hanna.
Now, is this
the Mr. Hanna who,
Hannah and him broke up, like, over a year
ago? I think so, yeah. I think it might be time to move
out, Mr. Hanna. Time to change the name. Yeah,
if that's you. Good seeing you, Coleman.
John's earmites coming in
Here's some of that money
The last caller demanded
Thank you
John's ear mites
We got to play that voice about every episode
Yeah I'm gonna save that one
I like it
CC thanks for the 499
Happy Ann happy anniversary to my pie
P.S Vinnie Winnie
What happened to Vinnie Spinney?
No it's
I'm not spinning anything
I know it sucks
You are you stupid jerk
It sucks
Carl
It's time for a scum parade
All right let's go
All right hold on
Let's get back to the right
Page
Scum parade
Take me on a rain
Of these fuck charades
That these creeps have made
Scum parade
Vinny and Carl
Gonna tell you about some fuck shit
Scum parade
Like stories of a kid
Fucked by his mom or dad
Soaking up the blood of a cat
Scum parade
Alberta, Utah, County, Carl.
A man was arrested last week and accused of placing his cellular phone in a bathroom at a dairy farm to record a woman using the restroom.
Gentleman's name is Drew Sparrow.
He's 44 years old.
Of Weston, Idaho, he was arrested for investigation of voyeurism and recording.
Now, on June 26th, a woman entered the restroom at a dairy farm in Alberta when she noticed a large amount of paper towels near the
toilet. The woman moved the paper towels to find an iPhone that was recording. She stopped the
recording, which was close to 20 minutes long. Now, this is what we call fishing. This is what we're
talking about earlier with Brian. This guy put this phone in there hoping eventually somebody
would, you know, use it. Now, she deleted the video, according to a police booking affidavit.
The woman put the phone in her pocket and was stopped by Drew Sparrow on her way out who
asked her if she had his phone and she said no then asked for his name what an idiot so this guy was
using his find my phone yeah tracer app on the iPhone yeah and he's going around going oh somebody got it
somebody got it and he's got his other phone and he's going around and it's showing that it's right
at this woman did i ever tell you how accurate that thing is how accurate is it they're very accurate
yeah i used it in walmart because i have an air tag on my wallet my wife sends me to walmart i dropped
to my wallets somewhere in the store
in a fucking Walmart. You really
are a buffoon. The biggest.
And
I leave, I'm at
a gas station, fill it, I'm going
to get my card out to pay and I'm like, what the fuck?
So I go on to find my phone and it shows
my wallet's inside of the Walmart.
I go up and I'm looking
around and I'm following it and it takes me directly to
the customer service counter and points
directly at the counter in a certain spot
says zero feet and I said, hey, did
somebody just turn in a wallet over here and the young idiot kid behind the counter goes
nope i said well it says it's right here could you look and he's like no there's nothing
here he opens up a drawer flip strong goes there's nothing there but there was a kid who was
here 10 minutes ago somebody turned in they might have turned it into him you come back when he's
done with a break for a half hour so now i have to stand around and the walmart for a half fucking
hour carl i don't know why i'm telling the story right now yeah it's worse when the kid comes back up
and i walk up with my thing on and i go hey this thing
says that my wallet's in there. And he goes, oh, is this set opens the same drawer that the other
kid fucking folded around and stuck his stupid hands and enhanced me in my wallet. He goes,
here you go, sir. I'm not surprised that there's really dumb employees at Walmart. I am surprised
that someone would actually return that to the loss and found. I was shocked. That's shocking.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying to you. They work. And it took me right where it was.
And I'm still thinking maybe it didn't work. I'm looking through the fucking store, retracing my steps.
But it took me right to where it was. So those trackers are very accurate.
Okay.
Here's the problem with this story, though.
Yeah.
This woman then went and turned the phone in to the police station.
Drew still tracking it, everybody.
The woman put the phone, gave the phone to the Utah County Sheriff's Office.
He tracked the phone to the location to the sheriff's evidence and forensics building.
On July 3rd, Sparrow spoke with the sheriff's deputy asking before the call ended, what am I looking at here?
Fines, fees, jail time.
What do I need to do to get my phone back here?
This is how addicted people are to their phones.
This really, when we need to point to an example where we go, phones are bad, this is it right here.
Imagine you get your drugs confiscated or someone steals your drugs.
The last thing you would do is go to the police, like, hey, that's my coke.
Can I just, my body grabbed that?
What am I looking at?
What am I looking at?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I just get that back?
This fucking guy needs his phone so badly that he's literally turned himself into the police to get it back.
And I have a question, aren't there websites out there we can watch girls pee?
The lighting's probably better.
They probably have multi-camera angles and shit.
Why does this guy think he needs to film this?
Because this is a real sickness.
It's the hunt, Carl.
It's like when people film concerts on their phone.
I'm like, dude, this concert's going to be up.
Multi-camera shoot with perfect sound on YouTube next month.
You really need to have this on your phone?
Who cares?
you're right i wonder like how high traffic could a dairy farm bathroom be you wouldn't pick
a dairy farm bathroom no i would i would go into walmart or like a high traffic area where like i have
a selection of a lot of yeah airports where people are shit up a storm people getting a lot of trouble
there's some aggressive shitting going out of airports huh they got to get it out you guys want
to keep talking about perverts because i got another one i want to introduce you to this fucking guy
go and every time with goddamn stream yard boom so that's uh an ai rendition of an alien no this is a
police karan crowder it's a real person okay yeah he's uh 36 years old and he was arrested last
tuesday after he was captured on security cameras crotching near a woman's ass and sniffing her rear end
in the woman's section of a burbank empire center department store this is this is what i was talking
about earlier brian with like thank god i don't have this kink we have to go around and sniff strangers
assholes. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's it's it's it's it couldn't be more dangerous in terms of like like
you know, like we said, like you're walking around you can you can glimpse a woman not wearing a bra and
and there's no harm done. This. It's like you have the approach has to like what's your approach?
How do you do it? Is it like a drive by sniff? You do it. But he does. You drop your wallet at the
Walmart. Whoops. Have you seen by wallace? Um, first of all, I have to. I have to
say that the only defense for this is if your parent is a golden retriever like the only defense but
to answer your question brian here's how they do it let's show you the video oh great so this guy got
busted a few years ago doing this inside inside of a barns and noble and he was caught this is the second
time he's been caught doing this exact same thing he was following this woman around and she
filmed it and put it on tic-tow many people have come to me saying that they recognize the guy
I felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following me.
So I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me.
But I definitely didn't expect him to do this.
Like, what the action?
Pretending to be, like, crouching down by a bookshelf and then coming behind me and smelling me.
And he does the same thing to another girl in the video as well.
Oh, that's what she's upset about.
I thought I was special, but he's just sniffing all the girl's asses.
I thought my ass had a scent that was irresistible to this man.
But it turns out he's just smelling any old ass.
dude can at least just grow up and have a porn addiction like the rest of us you don't have to leave the house dude i would like to think that if like he sniffed my butt he wouldn't smell anything through clothing and stuff like i feel like i'm clean enough that like what what is he what scent is he detecting though yeah that's a good question i think this is one of those cases where he is actually hoping it's hoping it's hoping there's something going on he needs to go to a nursing home if that's what he wants yeah i think he needs to
go to jail.
He did that in
2023 a few years ago,
and this particular time happened.
He was inside of a woman's apparel section.
He ran away and got away,
but they ended up taking him into custody
inside a nearby Walmart.
He's due back in court on Friday, everybody.
He seems like a lot of fun.
He seems like a creep.
I'm being honest.
We were going to do this story last week, Carl,
and I bailed on it because there wasn't enough information yet.
This is Jerry Lee Martinez.
as he's 45 years old.
And we're talking a lot about Walmart bathrooms today.
Yeah.
Kingsville Police, I believe this happened in Texas,
responded to a Walmart store before 1030 on July 14th,
after receiving a call, the maintenance worker,
discovered a newborn child in a bathroom trash can
while taking out the garbage.
You'll notice something like that.
Yep.
You'll notice.
Yep.
Just like that cop did.
In the aftermath, officers reviewed the store security camera footage
and discovered that a 17-year-old girl had entered the bathroom
where she remained for about 40 minutes
before leaving the store and getting into a car in the parking lot.
I should push that thing out quick.
Impressive.
There's a reason why she was able to get it out so quick.
Police were ultimately able to track down the teenager's car,
performed a traffic stop before taking her to the hospital for treatment.
The teen's father, Jerry Lee here, was arrested in charge with sexual assault of a child
after she told investigators that her father was the father of her baby.
Now, Vinnie, I am not saying you should knock up your daughter.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying you should knock up your daughter.
No, nope, nope, nope.
If you do, homebirth.
You don't bring her to Walmart to give birth to the kid.
You don't let your child get birth at Walmart, I agree.
But here's the thing, Jerry Lee here thought he took care of it.
You see, because she told the investigators that he took her to Mexico earlier in the day to have an abortion
before she gave birth to the stillborn in the Walmart bathroom.
By the way, Mexican abortion is my new band name.
I want you to check it out.
I used to tilt you've done.
Yeah, I'm only into Mexican abortion now.
That's my new thing.
They tried to, the Walmart employees tried to perform
life-saving measures on the infant.
They were just giving it tie and all.
Like, you're fucking idiots in a Walmart.
What a procrastinator of this father is, though.
Like, how far along was this chick at her pregnancy
that she's giving birth in the Walmart?
I feel like that's not something I would procrastinate.
I'd be like, we gotta get this abortion going,
Pronto.
The only thing that this guy did
you know that I'm not even to make this joke but he started molestine when she was 15 at least
yeah she wasn't like a little little kid um so
I'm just saying
at least he waited until puberty to start fucking hurt
what a guy Jesus many I can't believe you just said that
always look on the bright side of
Mr. Hannah wants a Mexican abortion t-shirt.
Yeah, we could, maybe that'll be our new merch.
Oh, man, Mexican abortion.
Oh, man.
I mean, didn't, didn't Kanye's mom die going to Mexico for some procedure?
Like, doesn't it seem like that happens a lot when people go to Mexico for different procedures?
They're either dying or either Mexico.
Or if they go to Turkey to get their teeth done.
Yeah, very dangerous things.
I saw a guy the other day who looked just like that, gentleman.
I gave him a quarter
The Avenue
Have you seen this new homeless guy
With his dog
Vinny
Right at the intersection down there
Where
The annoying intersection with Winton
Near the railroad tracks
Oh yeah
This guy's got a dog out there
The dog wears sunglasses
And a wig and a hat
He's making a fortune
This guy's crushing it
Everyone's giving him money
It's the coolest fucking dog
Anyone's ever seen
I have some thoughts
I got a dog that only costs me money
Right, that's what I mean
I need to get him a wig and some sunglasses
Into income
That's pretty smart
That's pretty smart
So either way he is
Up on a lot of charges for this
And he has a $600,000 bond
And he's going to be back in court
And his girlfriend dumped him
Yep on top of all of it
You're cheating on me
Can't cheat on
You gotta be faithful
All right
Creepin. Oh, boy, is this one
a doozy. Look at this fucking piece
of shit. Disturbing
new information has been released in the case of
prominent French left-wing
LGBT activists who ran an
international pedophile network. Pierre
Allen Katineau. He's
33 years old. Was arrested
in September of last year after being traced back
to the horrific sexual torture of a four-year-old
disabled girl.
Jesus.
He first became a target for investigators
when
when they became aware of a violent child sexual abuse video being exchanged through telegram,
the video appeared to show a disabled girl being abused by an adult man.
Incredibly investigators were able to ascertain the whereabouts of the young victim by tracing
the sale and shipment history of a very unique medical bed seen in the footage.
Yeah, you got to buy generic.
That's amazing.
You got to buy generic furniture if you're going to start filming these types of movies.
That's right.
Yeah.
You got to go to IKEA.
That's where you want to go to the furniture.
was reportedly placed in Conton's care after he obtained approval from child welfare services
to become a foster parent, just months before the filmed abuse took place.
Oh, so he wanted this kid in show business immediately, huh?
He's a stage parent.
Yep, he's one of these stage parents, just like, nope, we're going to get you right into show business.
After being charged with aggravated offenses against a minor in October of 2024,
including the abuse of authority and distribution of illegal material,
the investigation into Mr. Cottonow actions widened this February with a third.
authorities determined that he was not just a child rapist, but the head of an entire pedophile
network that stretched across Europe. And messages posted on the dark web forms, Condo boasts about
having children available for SA. As Redux previously reported, Conno allegedly offered up children
and babies for men to R during the pre-arranged sessions the men would film the R of the victims
with some of them seemingly to have been drugged to make them easier to assault.
Question. Do child rapists ever not film them performing crimes?
it seems like that's we wouldn't know that's part of it right like they have to film themselves i
honestly cannot answer that question it just seems like that's always part of it like i really
want to bang that kid and can someone please film it can i get one of you guys to volunteer i'd
rather not to set up a camera in the room i want to and if you're going to film it like yeah like
why on your phone like get a separate video camera a separate hard drive right don't connect your
computer to the internet yeah yeah like there's ways you would think what i really don't
but these guys don't care they're just they don't they want it on
phone too loose they want to be able to get to it immediately the worst part of this to me is that they
were drugging the kids before they did it actually that's the best part no there's no sport in that
if i'm a five-year-old getting fucked i want as much as adex as you have well i'm just saying take a shot
of whiskey too please give the kids a fighting chance is all i say it's like going to one of those
hunting lodges and they bait the deer yeah it's fucked out outrageous the boy of had placed
uh okay here we go there was another young boy approximately three years of age who was seen a
videos surrounded by several naked men and being arred.
In some videos, the boy is awake and others.
He appears unconscious.
And even more videos show the child on all fours or the collar around his neck and a leash
attached.
The boy had been placing Contno's care on multiple occasions in early 2024.
One man who was interviewed by investigators described Contno had, in fact, drug the child
as suspected by hiding Xanax, poppers, and sleeping pills, and the boy's yogurt snacks.
More yogurt, please.
Here's your geranimals.
Yeah.
at least four victims of that identified in total,
but investigators suspect there may be more.
Now, disturbingly,
also reported that the authorities had been made aware of this piece of shit sexual barbarism
as early as 2007,
but had never taken any action to monitor him.
According to the outlet,
his mother turned him in when he was 13 years old
after she discovered he had been essaying another child in their home.
But he's like, yeah, but I'm gay, so it's good.
I'm okay.
I'm so proud of you
Nothing to see here
Fucking
Oh man
No legal action was ever taken against him
For this abuse
Measures that may have prevented him
From being able to foster a child later on
Would have gone into effect
Had somebody have done something about that in 2007
Jesus Christ
He was described as a extremely prolific
LGBT activist
And former political candidate for LaFrance
And Samaris
I don't know what that means
A hard left party run by former
leader of the left party, Jean-Luk Macron.
He came in third in the most recent French presidential elections.
He also co-founded multiple, not this guy, Macron.
He also co-founded several LGBT activist groups.
And in 2018, he was elected president of the Rainbow Shelter
and hosts of the community's first ever formed to combat homophobia and transphobia.
Great guy.
Great guy.
Hiding in plain sight.
He's currently in custody awaiting trial with an investigation.
ongoing to identify other involved parties.
Holy shit, I hope this guy rots.
This has been a rough one today, Bri.
We usually have a lot of...
Yeah, these have been...
Yeah, it's not...
It's not great.
Getting theirs.
Can they come up and...
All right, let's hit up a couple super chats
before Carl has to spin the wheel of consequences.
Oh, this is what happens when the guys running around sniffing butts.
Down boy, bad.
Yeah, you got to hit him with the newspaper.
paper and rumpled trench code a colombo podcast thanks for the five bucks i think hipster
pdfs do better because they use polaroids i see what you did there that's good point not
really no it actually makes a lot of sense king capraise thanks for the two bucks oh carl who's your
creepiest frenchman oh it's probably this guy i think we just talked i think it's the first
lady they're going to sue me too
that's wild it's crazy uh brian you're going to stick around for this right i am good good uh carl why don't you uh i'm going to move this over so you can get back here
look out out right his left
i was going to spin the wheel everybody
all right so again winners choice patron super chat money is number two harrison young's living room
Baseball skin team is number three
$100 a podcast hitman
Detroit dinner with the listener
Stuttering John sat in an open mic
One day with Clearwater Chad or pass the spin
Now let's pop in here
Real big Carl spin that wheel
Let's go number eight
Here we go
Number one's your choice
Yay
Winters choice everybody
Oh that's fun
Well hmm
Hmm
Oh no
what happened the wheel broke
I see what happened the wheel broke
I see what happened
yeah you broke the wheel way to go
I'll tell you what minnie I got an idea for you
I'm listening why don't you take a poll
or suggestions from the listeners
and of course you can factor in your own
weight in your own
opinion on it
and let's let this be a cliffhanger
so you can announce
on the next episode what my consequence will be.
So with the day with Clearwater
Chad, are you opposed to
handcuffs being handcuffed to Clearwater
Chad for a day? Yes, I'm opposed to
that. What the fuck?
What if we change? What are we changing
things now? I'm just asking you.
Like, I want to know what the rules are.
So Detroit did it
with a listener. What if I also set you on fire
during that? Would that be? No, you're not
adding more things. Okay, so he says
no to the fire. All right. I'll cross
that went off. You see, to me, the Harrison Young's living room baseball seems like a no-brainer
because you have to play on the Skids team, which is just funny. And then also you have to fill
that. So that's also funny. So I will put a poll up. It'll be up on the Patreon. It'll be open
for everybody if you want to head over there and check it out. And we'll decide on next week's
show. I'll make the announcement. I'm with you. All right, buddy. Sounds good. People
want me to want you to have to do Stuttering John said in an open mic. That's fun too. Yeah. I'd have to
pick the joke so you do you prepare oh man all right point dabble points coming up at four o'clock on my
channel come check that out we're going to be talking about erin hymelt's big weekend he had his
11th anniversary of course i got an amazing settering john clip from the howard stern show
with evil david letterman on there and uh opie talking about us jocobring him
some of that's going to be happening as well oh boy
I'm glad that the spirit of Point DabblePoint is still alive everybody
We will be back next week Brian Johnson where can everybody find you
Oh go to tellemstevedave.com
That's all you got to do you'll find everything you need there
Find merchandise you'll find the podcast you find it all
Fuck yeah
Patreon
Go find it everybody
I love telling Steve Dave
Always a delight
Also you know what I would like to do is also give a little nod to the Drew Lane show
I've really been enjoying Drew Lane recently
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I like his show a lot.
Yeah, in fact, I was listening this morning.
You know, they record on Sundays and put it out Monday morning or Sunday night, but I was listening this morning.
We didn't talk about this, but in the scum parade, I was thinking about addressing the fact that this guy, Bradford, James Gilly stabbed 11 people to Walmart yesterday in Michigan.
Right.
They were between the ages of 29 and 85, six of them over 60.
He's going to run stabbing people in wheelchairs.
You should have brought him.
they're all expected to survive
he has two self-published
books about being a born-again Christian
in the books he claims to be Jesus
Hmm
Now what's amazing as bystanders
There was a guy with a gun
These bystanders grabbed this guy
And held him at gunpoint
Until the cops arrived and arrested him
So how do you not just shoot the guy in the head
Who's stabbing people in wheelchards if you have a gun
I know props to this guy
Well it was a black guy's probably an illegal gun
But still props to him
For doing that
He was a Marine that guy
Yeah yeah
Oh no
Brian knows about all the stuff.
I've got to learn about this.
Yeah, I've got nothing to do all day except to keep up.
I love it.
All right, kids.
We'll see you next week.
Remember, it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Good year.
Yes.
