The Creep Off - Episode 273: Never Work a Day in Your Life!

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

It’s time to lock your bunk and pitch a tent —this week, we’re nominating the Creepiest Camp Counselor ever! Vinnie and Karl each dig up a truly twisted counselor who should’ve never been allowed near a campfire, let alone children. Plus, a brand-new Karl’s Cop Cam, and in the Scum Parade, we meet a very dirty cop, a reality star back in trouble, and a man who lost his head—literally—only to have it returned to police… wrapped in foil. We also announce the next member of the Creep-Off Hall of Fame, the winner of the Scum Parade Jingle contest and Karl's next consequence!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: 'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her homeNSW Police officer charged with possessing child abuse, bestiality material - ABC NewsAffidavit: Man and woman record themselves raping a childHorror as missing head is handed to cops wrapped in foil 'by student who decapitated man he had just met' near tourist attraction in Portugal | Daily Mail OnlineThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0 – Guest 3 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get that to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock.

I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive! Because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Yeah. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode

of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps, I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me as always my nemesis, but also my pal. It's hot cuckaca carol. What is happening, Vinnie Pauline? You know, great to see you

on this fine super chat Monday. Man. Another holiday celebration on the creeps. How does the show always fall on Super Chat Monday? It's incredible. I love it. People are celebrating already, but before we get to that, I just want to welcome everybody. Remind you that this show is a competition. We act all friendly up front, but there are

rules. This is a very serious game. Carl, explain the rules of the people. Vinnie and I both bring a creep in a certain category, and we compete to find the biggest creep in that category. So after we make our cases, you go to the creepoff.com. You vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. We then have our results girl tally up the votes, and she comes on the next week. week to let us know who won. We keep score. The first person to get to five victories wins the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which I did just this past week. And I landed on winner's choice. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Before we bring Danny in, let's just take a second. And I told everyone that I would put up on Patreon a poll just to

gauge everyone's opinion on what they wanted to see their consequences. I'd like to show you those results, what people thought. Now, ultimately, this is up to me. How you end up squirming is up to me on this one, everybody. But here's what we're looking at. Right now, in the lead with 38% of the vote, Harrison Young's living room baseball skin team. Okay. I'm guessing that's what the ladies were all voting for.

Yes, all women. I knew it. And then they're stuttering John sat at an open mic is in second place with 29%. And here's the third place is an afternoon with Clearwater Chad. Yeah. Correct. Here's where I'm at on this. I really think living your baseball is great

but I don't trust you I don't trust you to do it I don't even know how the fucking game works exactly you're never going to do it's ridiculous you're going to do some bullshit and then go I did it once oh you're never going to stick to the spirit of it yeah I'm really confused by the garbage like that by the game I really don't understand I would have figured it out

I would have made it work but that's me okay I got to pick a consequence for you asshole all right and cid's i do like number two a lot because here's there's a lot of variables i can control in that number number one it's at an open mic so i get to pick the open mic yep and right now there's one that's hopping that's getting a big crowd it's got a nice big stage and i can actually where is where is this uh that is at the cinema theater oh jesus on wednesday nights carl it's a big room it is a big room and they're getting they're filming some people our pal good news

is doing a good job over there so i would let everybody know when it's going to beast or if there's anybody in the neighborhood that wants to come by and watch you do this. We could set up a time and a place for this and make it fun for people. So I also believe that if you're doing Stuttering John Set, you're going to have to get rip-roar and drunk ahead of time. Do they serve beverages at this place? They sure do, Carl. They sure do.

Thank God. So we need you to get nice and nice and drunk because you're doing Stuttering John's set on the big stage, son. All right. That's your consequence. That's my consequence. That's what I'm doing. How long it was set? Is it five minutes?

What's the open? I'm going to get permission from them to just have you do your thing. Do 45 minutes? Yeah, we're going to have them do a full hour. I'm friends with the Kardashians. No, that's true. What do you guys think about the Kardashians? I was watching Courtney by the pool once.

I think that was Chloe. No, I don't know. No, it was Courtney. It was the best one. The fact that you know that. The best Kardashian? You're getting the opi gay for me. Great.

Speaking of not gay, guess what? Donor alert Danny's here everybody To give us the results From last week's episode In which we both nominated the creepiest It was wildcard, right? Yeah, creepiest person

Yay, hello everybody Hello, Danny, great to see you look fantastic today Thank you so much You all look amazing too, as normal I agree Don't lie to us, Danny I would never okay well you're looking phenomenal as carl once said um once well he says it all the time i once said that it's true uh just danny why don't you tell everybody who won last week

okay the wild card round with 62 percent of the vote goes to benny and luke chrisko What was that, Carl? Somebody called Polino. He just got another win, yo. Gotta give it up to the creepos. So someone please. How the fuck you thought you were going to be the guy who's hiding in a porta potty? For dirty yoga bitches to shit on their glory on him.

Carl, how you thought you could beat that? It's pretty good creep. Yeah, it was pretty good. It was hard to beat. But, you know, a typical murderer, Pito. this guy was an atypical creep so thank you for the win everybody let's uh adjust the score for the start of this new round i'm in the lead hot damn what do you know all right i got to bring it you got to bring it today i got to bring it i can't get behind by two already it's too early in

the round uh today's category by the way everybody is creepiest camp counselor this was uh brought up in our discord and uh alex forwarded it to me and i was like you know what god damn It's the perfect time of year for that. It is. So all you parents who are like, I'll send my kid off for a week, they'll be safe, everything will be great, we'll have some time to ourselves. You're going to find out what might happen. Now, before we let Danny go, I need to just let everybody know something.

Danny said she just got herself a new computer over there. So everything's looking pretty good. She's pretty excited about, and she might be doing streaming of her own. Really? So if anybody has any streaming ideas for Danny, please feel free to leave them in the comments of this episode. I'm sure she will be located for some great ideas of things that you could do on the internet. I would say chatterbate would be a good place to stream.

Myfreecams.com would be a good one. We could also just FaceTime. See? Look at that. See? Three ideas just right off the gate. Boom. So we will see you next week. Make sure you follow Danny on Instagram at Danny Desolation.

Lovely, as always. Have a great rest of your Monday. Danny. All right. Bye, Danny. Toodles. Horrible job.

Horrible job by her. I mean, she's the fucking worst. Swear to God. Can we please get my hell of you back? God damn it. I need some Ws, Danny. Need a W every now and again. Jesus.

No one ever cheats for me on this show. Just once. I just need someone to cheat for me. I'll never cheat for you. It's ridiculous. Before we're going to do our creeps, many people are celebrating Super Chat Monday.

day. Well, let's start off with a new YouTube member, Runegoon. Thanks for joining, becoming a member. The bonus episodes. Rocco Orby, 2002, thanks for the fiber. Googled Keanu's nods? Nudes. Whoa. Number one, it wasn't Keanu Reeves disappointed, too. Her jokes are as flat as her chest. Wow. Rough. Who told you to Google her nudes? I want to go ahead and say this. Yeah. You would never make it as a results girl on the show. No, doesn't have what it takes

Yeah, she's so annoying too Young Rumpel's Tiltskin This has been a member for 24 months Thank you very much Riley and Friends Thanks for the 10 bucks I had to stop playing Alvin and the Chimunks

For the PS2 for this It better be a good show Well, dude, well we'll step it up That I didn't realize You were making sacrifices like that Riley and friends Thanks for the five bucks again Does Carl have to match

The stammer's and miscellaneous John noises as well That's a good question What if I clean it up And actually speak coherently Would that be allowed? Are you going to be playing with your dog the entire episode? She found something to chew that I'm not thrilled about out of nowhere. Jesus.

So I'm just trying to stop it. I feel like I'm, uh, I'm dick and your veto and you're just trying to test my patience right now. Dude, you're the veto of the show. Oh, I'm like, okay. Of this show, absolutely. All right. That's the most fucked up thing you've ever said. You just called me veto.

And I called you veto back, motherfucker. You know what sabotaging our show. Tits for tat. You know what's sabotaging our show, motherfucker. Space Age Hammer. 10 bucks says i played an old episode of this for a milth and she loved it that's right this is an important thing if you want to get late this is the show that you bond over with your new girlfriend you go oh you let you like true crimes up you got to listen my buddies you know what

so do i and i got a show for you baby yep i'm telling you that's a good way to play it riley friends another fiver thank you i don't know if anyone has ever noticed this but danny has a rather well-endowed chest does she yeah hmm i'll have to go back her we watch this i guess i might have to go back and pause a couple frames uh we got one more that just came in video oh man riley and friends again says hi olive no don't encourage her don't encourage olive she's out of control over there she's fine she's a sweetheart except for when she watches wrestling she's out of fucking control oh yeah she gets she's wound up with wrestling dude she just fucking slammed my other dog the other night did a full fucking dog slam just leaped in the air full

splash she learned it from watching you man that's what i do to jessica All right, Carl, let's start the show. Ring the bell. Let's get after it. You know, Carl, when you were talking about creeps, especially, you know, when you get to the cab counselor thing, there's a lot of ways to go on this. Not really. Yeah, there's one main way to go. There's one main way to go. And it's almost the same way we could have gone with priests. And I didn't go that way when we did priests. And I'm not going that way today with camp counselors. I think it's one thing to betray the trust of a child. But it's a completely. know a completely other thing to knowingly place him in harm's way and fail to act when danger becomes imminent carl and that's why my creep today i would like to introduce you all to this is dick eastland carl you familiar with dick eastland i don't think i am okay looks like a friendly fella sure i would spend about five seconds with his fucking blowhard he looks like the kind of guy that like

when he shows up to the cookout you're like oh dick's here cool yeah he looks like he looks like a cross between John Lithgow and Chevy Chase. Yeah, you're right. Looks a little affable. Looks affable. But let me tell you about who he is. Let me guess he's a creep. I'm not going to like him after I hear this?

Probably not. He's the worst kind of creep, Carl. He's a longtime director and co-owner and senior camp counselor of Camp Mystic and Kerr County, Texas. He earns the nomination not for personal abuse or violence, Carl, but for gross negligence on an institutional scale that led to one of the deadliest summer camp disasters in United States history. I'm intrigued.

Okay. Well, Camp Mystic Carl. Vinnie's creep is just bad at his job and that's what you're supposed to vote for? How many people out there are also bad at your jobs? Vote for Carl if you're bad at your job. Carl, that's Camp Mystic. It's a private Christian summer camp only for girls. That's a picture from the camp. Yeah.

It was run by Dick and his wife, Tweedy. Oh, shit. As the owner-director, he oversaw staff trading, camp, participated, activity planning, and broadly functioned as the senior level counselor and mentor he personally led activities carl especially faith-based ones and he only let white girls in apparently well no there's one brown girl over there especially faith-based ones carl you see this guy was a christian blowhard who loved to preach at these young ladies and he had a hands-on role in campers daily lives he ran the place like it was

the 1950s bro um he hated technology no phones for counselors or campers and from what read he and his wife that's a good thing is it yeah these these kids don't need to be on phones or a camp well what about the counselors the counselors don't need to be on their phones okay well remember you said that um that's right shit i know where this is going uh for what i read he and his wife and a few senior staff for the only ones with walkie talkies you got in case of emergencies on july second of this year the camp had a registered 557 campers and 100 staff now let's talk about the camp's location Carl Well, hold on a second

It's not just near a river, Carl It's not near just close to a floodplain Camp Mystic was built inside of what's lovingly called Flash Flood Alley Yes A charming nickname For one of the most dangerous places in the state of Texas It's a stretch of hill country

Where rain doesn't soak into the ground It basically just has steep limestone canyon and no drainage. So basically, floodwater just comes right all through, brother. And pretty often, too. Well, that's true. This has been flooded. I mean, if you just go back the last 100 years,

it's probably like 40 of those years as has happened. Well, we'll get to there in a second. In 2011, Carl, FEMA designated Camp Mystic is part of a special flood hazard area, which imposed requirements like flood insurance and regulated building standards and safety standards. my boy Dick Eastland over here

decided to file appeals in 2013 to FEMA Yeah you don't need those stupid regulations And they approved removal of 15 buildings from the hazard zone

Then in 2019 to 2020 15 more buildings Were similarly excluded Nice Many of those buildings Down with government regulations Sure Many of those buildings

were only a few feet above Or even below The projected 100 year flood level Removal exempted them From mandatory flood insurance And reduced safety oversight Shocker those buildings are gone now, Carl, hate to

Billion. This was all about money and saving insurance in spite of safety. It's called running a business, buddy. Now, as you pointed out, spend more money? As you pointed out, they repeatedly experienced dangerous flooding outbreaks. This guy took over the camp in 1974. First off,

1978, the river flooded. Camp Mystic noted had a ton of damage. All of their cars got washed away. Like, buildings gone, cars washed away. He's been for four years. Then in 1985, his pregnant wife, Tweedie, who I

mentioned earlier, had to be airlifted to safety during another flash flood. You would think that something like that would underscore the personal risk to a guy? You know, when your wife is being airlifted out, you would realize? Let's relocate this place. Nope. Not this retard. What we went to the top of the hill instead of

this canyon right here? That might be a good spot for us. Carl, two years later, a flash flood in a nearby church camp killed 10 teenagers. he ends up becoming serving on the upper Guadalupe River Authority and he helped propose an automated flood warning system after that. Nice. All right. Good. Right. So after they installed the warning system, the system was dismantled in 1999 and never replaced. Oh. They said this was, you know, high maintenance costs, you know. Probably wouldn't work anyway. They said reliability concerns. Yeah, it's like getting a pinball machine in your bar. At first, like, oh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to come here and want to play it. And then it just gets breaking and it's a bane in the ass. It costs a lot of money.

money like never mind no more pinball yeah but you never had to hair lift your pregnant wife out of there because the pinball machine didn't warn you of danger that's true but vinny you ever gone to a bar just to play pinball and it's out of order oh i've been very upset before i would hope it would flood uh can i also point out that funding had been approved for this repeatedly since 2016 and they still declined to install the system citing costs and public annoyance got they didn't like the sirens dick didn't like them yeah leaving the camp in entirely dependent on rising water alerts from like, they would get a message from like the Texas authority of whatever, hey, there's a weather advisory.

Okay. Instead of having sensors around the place so they could, when water starts rising, they would know. So on the night of July 4th of this year, Carl, Camp Mystic was full over 750 girls grades two through 12 slept in rustic wood cabins along the riverbank, many of which had no raised foundation, no storm protocols and critically no way to be alerted. Why? Because again, counselors weren't allowed to have their cell phones because Dick didn't like them. The cab's culture enforced by Dick himself treated technology like a sin and these assholes are just running around with fucking walkie-talkies.

Now, let's be queer. Warnings were issued by the National Weather Service starting at 11.m. Eastland received it and then waited an hour and 15 minutes. It's 1.15 a.m. He's probably sleeping. 75 minutes of knowing the floods were coming with a. Hundreds of children asleep in cabins. I'll just get a more hour in before we start evacuated. In the fucking floodway.

I'm real tired. In the floodway. The buildings where the cabins are are in the floodway. They gave him an hour and 15 minutes. They tell him before he decides to start evacuating or doing a goddamn fucking thing. By the time they started waking up the campers, the Guadalupe River had searched 25 feet, blowing past the banks like a fucking wall. of mud. Cabins were tore off the foundations. Girls were trapped. Rescue crews couldn't get them. There were no sirens, no lights, no intercoms, darkness, chaos, and chest high water

flowing at a rapid speed. Dick Eastland died that night. Thank God for small miracles. With his son and 25 other children. He was found after reportedly trying to reach a cabin known as the bubble in, where 13 girls and two counselors also drowned. That building was one of the ones he had FEMA successfully lobbied, lobbied from the flood zone. So I want to point this out. This guy didn't abuse kids. He didn't touch anyone.

He just let them die slowly, horribly, and preventively. It would have been nice if we would have touched some kids by pulling them out of the water. Yeah. That would have been a nice way to touch those kids. This guy is a negligent cunt. This guy to save money and to have his Christian fucking camp. where you could get all the little hot chicks running around in their shorts.

Whoops! The quiet part just came out loud. That's I'm calling them out. I think you're just admitting to something. What? I'm saying this guy just wanted to have his Christian summer camp with all the girls. You called those little girls hot chicks just now.

Holy shit. I was just... Vote for Vitty as the creep this week. I did not. My creep is Vinnie Paulino. I was a cab counselor. He probably should have brought me. Let's see that dick.

Whoa, whoa, Vinny. Come down. It's a girl. Well, there's my dick right there. Dick Eastland. There you go. Vote for Dick Eastland. Let's see that dick. At the creepoff.com, everybody. Thank you, kindly.

All right, I'd like to present to you, a man known as David Wayne Jones. You know, in early March of 1991, half a dozen police officers arrived at the East Dallas YMCA and handcuffed this young man. The 19-year-old's arrest could not have come as more of a shock to the parents and the managers. Jones was known around the Y as a bubbly, tireless worker who the kids were. referred to as Super Dave. The moms trusted him so much. They let him babysit their kids when he wasn't the camp counselor at the Y. That's not good.

But then the seven-year-old boy accused Jones of touching him when he was in a bathtub when he was babysitting this kid. And an investigation revealed that he was an unrelenting child predator, one who almost daily took advantage of the kids he cared for. Including the allegations made by more than a dozen victims were claims that Jones used tickle games and play wrestling as opportunities to fondle them. He would become aroused when the kid sat in his lap and he'd sometimes show up to babysit without wearing any underwear.

Like, but he's not like Donald Ducking it. No, like his pants were just like real loose and he sat wrestling with the boys. I'm like, oh no, my pants are falling off again. Whoa. Oh, look, my weiner fell out. Don't tell anyone. This is wild. He would eventually confess to molesting more than 40 children.

This is a 19-year-old. Oh, my God. Pleading guilty to 19 charges, including two first three felony counts of aggravated sexual assault, making one of the most prolific pedophiles in the history of Dallas County. So going back to how he got there, he began to desire a certain type. Athletic-built boys, age 7 to 9, who reminded of himself insecure and desperately seeking approval. His first attempt to molest, Vinny, he was 14 years old. It was a failure.

I'll read you his quote. What he didn't come. He says there was an eight-year-old over at a friend's house, and I tried to seduce him, but he resisted. The main thing I was worried about afterwards was whether he would tell. So he learned from that. And as a precoction, Jones began to satisfy himself with less overt tactics, initiating these tickle games or wrestling with his brother's friends. And when they came over and start fondling them, it'd be like accidental. Oh, oh, geez, I was grabbing your balls?

Oh, wait, that's your dick in my mouth? Holy shit. That's crazy. Oh, I tripped. For a while, that was enough for him. But then in the spring of 1989, he's working at McDonald's. And customer goes, hey, you see this. East Dallas YMCA's hiring counselors for its summer children's programs.

And he's like, I'll apply for that. Cool. I don't want to work for McDonald's forever. I worked for the YMCA, Carl. And when I was 18, my senior year of high school. And they gave us a very, very strict background check. but I was like, I'm 18. What are you going to fucking find?

Well, it's funny you say that because there were reasons to be suspicious of Jones. He was 18 and only in the 10th grade at the time. Not a good student. Not a bright kid. So you would think that the bright ones aren't the ones that are going to be all touchy. I don't, yeah, I don't know how that works, really. Oh, man. But he also wrote on the job.

You want to trust the slow ones. He also wrote on the job application that he's more comfortable around children than adults. and that didn't set off a red fly. Like, all right, great. Get a tons of children here. Come on in. Let's go. He quit school the following fall, a move that should have made him ineligible for YMC employment.

But the organization kept him around and they even promoted in the spring of 1990 to cite supervisor and an after-school program held in the elementary school. So he's the supervisor. He's got all these elementary school kids and he gets a lot of alone time. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a summer camp. For the next 10 months, he was completely out of control. At the Y, this is what he said, at the Y, in front of parents even, I would have a kid on my lap and I would get aroused. If the kid said anything, I'd just say, oh, sorry, didn't realize.

But when he really got down to business, though, Vinny. You're not Cindy Crawford. Yeah, whoa, what's this? A boy, yeah. You're not Sydney, Sweeney, what's happening here? Thank you for updating that. You're welcome. He really got down to business at his babysitting gigs.

This is him quoting this again. When I started babysitting, I had some shorts that were real easy to unsnap. and I wouldn't wear underwear. I wrestled this one kid and then I masturbated him and then went and masturbated. I kept him quiet by telling him we'd both get in trouble.

He admitted that he had darker thoughts every now and then. He says, sometimes kidnapping would cross my mind, but I never went through with it. Jesus Christ, I'm glad they picked it up when he was 19. So he's wrestling kids

and then masturbating them to completion? I don't know if you can masturbate a nine-year-old to completion, but yes. He was doing it. He would, take a kid himself going it's wild

Jones lawyer persuaded Jones to confess to all the molestations he had committed while at the YMCA and a number that would eventually reach more than 40 the confessions were all confirmed by police polygraphs as well as plead guilty to 17 counts of indecency and two charges of aggravated sexual assault

involving victims unrelated to the Y so he took a deal he goes all right I'll plead guilty on all this stuff and in exchange for a deal so he got 10 to 15 years Well, when he first went to prison That's it Listen to this

For 40 kids When he first went to prison He had zero remorse He actually thought He was doing the victims of favor Like I'm jerking these kids off I don't understand What the problem is

This is his quote All along I had known it was wrong legally But part of my fantasy was This is love This is acceptance This is nothing bad I'm helping these children

It wasn't until 1996 He's got a boyfriend in jail Oh that's nice boyfriend had been molested. How old was him? Well, he was too old, but, you know, you got to take what you can get. So he's in this group therapy session because everyone in this prison are child molesters. I guess that they, that's how they do it.

They have one prison for all of them? That's how they do it in Dallas, I guess. Oh, that's not good. It's wild, right? No, that's really not good. Because what happens when you put all those creepos together, they all start sharing ideas on how to fucking do shit. And they start, oh, how'd you get caught?

How'd you get caught? Oh, they caught me doing this. Oh, they caught you doing that. and they learn how to fucking avoid. Yes. They become super criminals when they go to prison. This is often the case. But why can't we just put them?

Of all the crimes. I know. Isn't that crazy? Just keep doing what we do. Put them in prison. It's the coincidental death penalty. Yeah. No, I'm with you on that many,

but that's the way they did it. And they would have these therapy sessions and group therapy. And it turns out this guy who, you know, Jones is dating now. He says, yeah, I was repeatedly raped as a child. and it was horrendous and it led me to being in this predicament that I'm in now and struggling with these thoughts and feelings.

If it wasn't for child rape, I would never have been here and either would he. It's a meat cue. And Jones says, this is his quote, that was the first time I realized that what I had done

does hurt children. I had never had that thought before. Jesus Christ. All right. So, listen to this. Jones underwent voluntary castration in Texas, the only U.S. state

where the prison system allows the surgery. He is the second inmate to have the surgery since 1997 since they legalized the procedure. So he decided himself, I'm like, I'm a problem. I got to get castrated. And he did. That makes him less of a creep. And, you know, again, summer camp creeps at YMCA creeps.

It's a camp counselor, we said. Fucking camp counselor. I love when you try to get me on technicality because you know I have a better creep. Well, yeah. It's really hard to argue this one. It's kind of a problem. Yeah, I am not going to argue. Dude Wade Jones, vote for Carl at the creepbob.com.

Oh, man, that, that guy's fucked up. He finally realized it was a problem, but his boyfriend in jail. Yeah. Five years, he's just going, I don't even, I mean, I guess it's illegal, but these kids were getting off. I was having fun. I don't get it. And he had to be telling his boyfriend, come on, you didn't have a little bit of fun.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe just wasn't messing you right. Maybe that was the problem was. Was he jerking you off or was he just, what was he doing? Is he using teeth? What's going on? Oh, God, Carl. We're fucked up people.

This show is awful. Go to the creepoff.com this week, would you please? And you could actually go there right now and vote if you wanted to. Beautiful. I don't want you to. I want you to think about it and then realize Dick Eastland is the biggest creep. And let's not tie this up. Let's take a two-point lead, everybody.

Another one for the towel. All right. Whatever. Jesus Christ. We got a goal. It's an extra point. I know. I can tell.

No pleading with the audience. Oh, Jesus Christ. That was a tough. That's a tough one. All right. That's a tough one. Well done, Carl. It is Super Chat Monday.

I see people are enjoying the holiday, as I do as well, like Joseph Collins. Joseph Collins says, creepy counselor not working at Camp Crystal Lake. Then Rock Warby, thanks for the fiber. Vinnie's creep looks like in-seek Backstreet boy, creepy producer of Pearl Mid. Vote for Vinny. Camp Mistake. Very good Riley and Friends. Riley's on fire today.

Might be the name of this episode. DeWy Christian, Rick Perry and Greg Abbott are to blame for this. That's right. Anytime it's a natural disaster, blame the politicians. That's what I say. Nope. It was the cheap guy looking to save money on insurance. Joseph Collins, 499.

Horrific, absolutely. How was Vinny's guy a creep, though? Yes, thank you. Because he part. Businessman, businessman. You don't think businessmen are creeps? No. Businessmen are all on the up and up.

Okay. Okay. Okay. okay all right viny what do we got going on do you have a cop cam i think you have a cop cam i do i can't wait to see calls cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life god that's a good stinger it really is up there larry labos He always gets me psyched up for this segment.

Larry Lobowski sent this one in. This one just came out. We're going to see there was a 19-year-old kid with his girlfriend out for a joy ride. The best kind of ride. One evening. And things did not end well. I mean, technically, his car is in a parking lot, which is where you'd want it to be when it stops going. But he didn't really ease into it.

Let's take a look at a clip one. Early on January 7th, 2025, officers made their way to the scene of a car accident, one that would soon reveal itself to be far more serious than anyone expected. Hey, guys, I'll give you a hand. Is everyone okay? Just wanting to help them out. Yeah, I'm going to help you out here. Oh, God. You want to grab the other hand up.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. All right. You all right? Yeah. Okay. Are you okay? You guys want an ambulance? We'll check you out just in case.

No, we're on. We were just going on a little joy ride. Yeah, just going on a little joyride. Ready? That's what's going on. Well, it looks like they rode onto the hood of someone else's car. Yeah, there's actually another car behind that car. My clip number two, we're going to see more about this accident. These cars are fought.

I know, but you got all that. Just a little abrasion on my forehead? Yeah. I'm a medical student, so. Oh, cool. Look at this. Look at the front of his car. Another vehicle here

Holy shit How old are you, man? I'm turn 20 Oh, good You look young No, I know I completely understand We just took a little joy

And my dad His I've heard it I wasn't sad You got to I'll ask it This kid seems a little out of it Doesn't he?

I hope he hit his head And he's not drunk Uh well It turns out He's like He tells the story later He goes right there He goes it's a long story

his dad has stage four liver cancer and he's kind of bummed out about that so we thought we let's just go off for a ride clear our heads his last wish was that i take out these two cars well vitting it's worse than that an additional police officers show up and they recognize it look at there's all this debris from a car there's a trail so they start walking towards this trail and that's when they discover clip number three Hey, I got, I got, I got it. Watch his hand here, too. Holy shit. Is someone dead niece in there, tell me now.

Dude, what we just saw, the side. So this obviously got T-boned. and that car must have been going fast. It did some serious damage. And it sounds like the driver is not doing well. Those are not sounds of joy or comfort. It sounded like a house settling, so no. That's rough.

So we're going to find out this is a man and his daughter. A man and his young daughter were in the vehicle. The girl sprawled across the back without a car seat, and the man was trapped, leaving officers with little they could do until the fire department arrived. Are you sure you're okay? Yeah, I don't, you know, I don't feel like I have a concussion or I'm not, you know. Yeah.

Oh, good. Oh, good. I'm glad you're doing okay. Can we get the medical student to go help that family? Yeah, right. Hey, you got a chance to put your education to work here. Show us what you know, squirt. All right, so the fire department arrives at the scene to help this person get out of his car.

Oh, boy. This is a rough one. The fire department arrived and worked to free the man by cutting through the doors. While an ambulance rushed his daughter to the hospital. A witness captured the incident on her dash cam, which showed the vehicle traveling at a dangerously high speed. According to the arrest report, the car was going 93 miles per hour just five seconds before impact,

slowing only slightly to 87 miles per hour at the moment of collision. Holy shit. 87? So this woman was capturing this on her dash cam and watched his car go, and smash into that car and then veer off and smash into these parked cars. He was going 93. Jesus. This is a little joy ride.

He's having a little fun. And I should mention for people who are listening to this, this is, there's a gas station here. There's intersections all over the place. Apparently he was flying through red lights. He was driving crazy. So how many cars got hit total? Four. Well, four, but his would be the fifth.

Okay. all right so um my god 90 miles an hour so they're talking to the driver here and uh the driver's like oh what's going on with the other accident are they all right and you know the cop's not sure another guy walks over watching this oh i hope he fucking punches him right i haven't been over there to be totally honest but they're they're still coherent and whatnot right um yeah they're okay over there no are they okay over there right now um all right so that's chilling they okay over there The cop looks at him and just goes, no. They are not okay over there.

Fuck. Meanwhile, this kid is going, they're all right, though. They're coherent stuff, right? Yeah, yeah. It's called the headshaking doom. I haven't been over there. Hold on.

Watch it again. No. That guy was like he's going to cry. That cop's just like, I don't want this job anymore. This is some of the most horrific I should have ever seen. But this kid explains, look it. It's just an honest mistake. You know, things like this happen.

It was an honest mistake. I, honestly, I can't believe that this happened tonight. This is, this is... I can believe it, I just watched how you were fucking driving. I'm so sorry, officer. What was your name? What was your name? His hand out to shake his hand. Oh man, did you see the video? Yeah, we're mad. He's fucking fine. She got a dash camera.

She got to find a dashed her. He was flying fast or pulled through the red light and smokes his car. Setting is going 10 over. It's red wig before his gets him. That doesn't happen. Look at all that debris on the road Holy shit That was some collision That was some collision right there That's crazy

God damn I want to watch that cop response again I'm sorry for playing stuff back No this cop just saw that he was driving 93 miles per hour and smash into that car And he's like fuck you asshole he's pissed He's like he's like what and what is your name Like these are to be friends Yeah he's like hey let's shake hands

What? Fuck you What? I can believe it I just watch how you were fucking and driving. I'm so sorry, Officer. What was your name?

What was your name? What was your name? Ah! You should have put in some stoke-old there. What? Yeah, that was great. This cop is not looking to be friends with this dude. Wow.

He's pretty pissed off. It looks like. Wow. Kill this guy. So that's when they realize this kid's pretty fucked up. And so they start asking him about if he's been drinking tonight. Remember, 19 years old. You can come over here.

So just be straight, wouldn't you, man? How much have you had to drink tonight? Honestly, a couple hours ago I had, you know, two or three, two or three drinks, but that was, you know, two or three hours ago at this point. What did you drink? Four hours ago is only two espresso martinis. Okay, two espresso martinis? That's four hours ago.

Did you have anything else, like any type of drugs, like any weed, anything like that? Do you take any medication for anything like that? No. No. No. Just do it. That's a lot of alcohol in those. So it can be. It can be, yeah. So they have him do the field sobriety test.

He actually does pretty well at it. I was impressed. He was following instructions pretty well. He was able to walk in a straight line. Yeah, if you told this guy to drive 90 into someone, I'm sure he could probably handle that well, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So even though he did pretty well, they're like, okay, we got to give you a breathalizer. And this is his response to that.

Here's what I can do, is I can give you an opportunity to take a portable breathlizer test, but that pretty much shows is your ability, if you're able to drive or not. Are you willing to submit to one of those? Whether it's me, I mean, at this point I'm not driving home, so it's going to be me taking over. Yeah, so what does the matter? So are you able to take one of those? I'm not sure if I want to without my lawyer present. Okay.

Well, as of right now, you're not underrest asking that, but just based off of the signs of impairment. I'm going to ask you to turn around and put your hands behind your back because now you're under arrest. That happened quick. It happened very quick. I got to say that is the smartest thing

this kid could say. It's like, no, I'm not taking a breathalyzer task because at least it gives his attorney the ability to try something for this. Well, I'm going to say a couple of things I noticed. The first, when we first approached him in the first clip, he looked a little drunk to me, just the way he was speaking.

Not slurring, but very delusely. deliberate and slow. That's evasion. That's how people evade. Then, you know, we hear this out. He's right to not take the breathalyzer test right here. He's going to lose his license for a year. Yeah. But guess what? You got bigger problems to worry about. So, definitely smart. Definitely smart. Baton is very smart kid. Let's go back and check out that other car. He does kind of have a baton to have a vibe to it. More than 30 minutes after the man was first found trapped in the vehicle, the fire department and officers were finally able to extract him.

They had to cut off both doors on the driver's side and remove part of the dashboard to free his legs. Look at this. She. The person was in there. That can't be comfortable. That could not have been a comfortable position that person is in. How do you get the person out of that?

They had to cut all of the doors off. Well, no. I mean, you look at where the driver's seat is and where someone's legs should be. Yeah. How do you get someone out of that? Like a still in there? It's like that Tiger Woods accident. Remember when he passed out and just drove across a couple of expressways?

After his wife hit him in the head with the golf? No, this was a different time. This was long after the divorce. We got another accident. Anyway, so this dude gets put in the back of the cop car and I'm not going to play it for you. It's so annoying. He just keeps going, hey, can you tell me if you guys are going to give me my girlfriend a ride? Is my girlfriend going to get a ride?

Can you guys tell me if my girlfriend's going to get a ride or how that's? And they keep going, we don't know. We don't know. We'll figure it out. Don't worry about it. We'll figure it all out. That one cop over there who was really mad at you is fucking your girlfriend right now. Yeah, and she likes it.

She said she's never had better. That would be a funny response. But clip 11, we'll wrap things up with us. Any chance you guys can give me a heads up where my girlfriend was going. So I would appreciate it. Thank you. By any chance, you have any idea where my girlfriend is decided? Will your name and badge number be included in the report?

Yeah? Sadly, the man involved in the crash succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced deceased at the hospital three hours after the collision. His daughter, who was seven years old, survived but was left in critical condition with a fractured spine and a bruised lung. The man responsible was charged with felony reckless homicide, aggravated DUI, and DUI causing death. At a detention hearing on January 9, 2025, prosecutors sought to keep him in custody, citing the severity of the severity. crash and ongoing public safety concerns. However, a judge ordered his release under strict conditions

including a nightly curfew, random drug and alcohol testing, and the installation of a breath alcohol ignition interlock device. So there you have it, Vinnie. Fucking Matthew Broderick over here is going to get away with us. Fine. He's not. That is homicide. The driver did not

make it. Yeah, here's the deal. I don't know if the driver had that seven-year-old daughter all that well, uh, strapped in, it seems like that's broken spine, fuck. Do we ever find out what the blood test said? Like, no, because if it's low enough, because like this kid might have had a few drinks earlier, but I think he was just being an irresponsible little shit trying to impress his girlfriend driving fast.

Oh, yeah. I think that's more of the issue than the alcohol. Oh, yeah. So if this guy can somehow, if the cops could show that the alcohol level wasn't that low and that this was just crazy, that, you know, whatever. the right judge is going to let this kid fucking skate. I don't think so. Good.

I hope not. I do not think so. This is pretty damning. I would hope so, but I'm just saying, all right, Carl. Well, thank you, Larry Lubowski. He sent that over to me, and he's just like, I want to see how many reacts to this. And based on your reaction, you feel the same way I do. Oh, man, I hate this kid with a little fucking prick.

Where's my girlfriend? And her new boyfriend's house, the one who still has a license. Also, the police show up. He never even mentions he hit a car back there. He's just like, yeah, well, what are you going to do, huh? I have an abrasion on my head. Yeah, yeah, I don't think I'm a cuss now. I think I'm okay.

What an asshole. Oh, I fucking hate him. We have voicemails, Carl. Oh, great. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We loved watching the naked gun over the weekend. We still use the original as our training video. See you in Saracus.

Thank you. Beautiful. Podcast, Prophet, your Holy Spirit, is speaking through me and the Lord's rage. I was going to make an anal sex joke, but fuck it. I see what you did. I'm calling bullshit. I don't know how you guys do this fucking voting shit, but like, Carl was shown winning the entire week. The poll closes Sunday, mid-morning, shows Carl is the winner.

is the winner. I'm all fucking excited for your fucking chickle, two, or not chickle too, sorry, triple bypass Paulino to fucking finally spend the wheel to get his half of the money back. Me too. And then you win by five fucking votes, then you're cheating, fuck. Yeah. Something's going on. I'm calling

bullshit. I would like to tell everybody what's going on. Would you like me to read? I'm going to read something to everybody. Oh, this sounds like you're feeling really guilty about this. No, I'm just going to read something. It seems like you feel guilty about something. I don't feel guilty about anything. I don't see what's going on here. I don't feel guilty about anything.

Okay. So, fun fact, I'm going to read you basically. Basically what happens is every week. We download the results, and they get immediately sent over to Alex. And then Alex looks at them for the irregularities. Alex is our producer. Yeah, Alex is our producer. And he goes through all of them, and he finds things where the same person votes 22 times or 30 times.

And then he gives them their one vote. He doesn't take away all the votes. He gives them their one vote and takes away the multiple votes. I met a guy at Hackabania who told me, like, I think he was standing in line or something to go in. And I was just outside, you know, the theater. And he goes, oh, Carl, hey, I'm so-and-so. And, yeah, I'm the one who, like, cheats and votes for you all the time. Don't!

Right. Don't do that. I know that. He said it to me, too. He said, this is what he told me. And full disclosure, people cheat for me, too. I know. They do it for both of them.

I know. That's what I'm saying. So what happens is, after you know, This is better at cheating with you, I think. I don't, though. This is what he said this week. Most of the major cheating this week was for Carl, but there was a significant drop-off in attempt,

so that's a positive. Somebody in Troy, Michigan, voted for you a bunch. Someone in Sparta, North Carolina, voted for you a bunch. Well, hold on a second. Go back up real quick. It says, the person in Troy, Michigan, voted twice for each of you. What's the point of that?

Do they forget they voted? And they changed their vote. Oh, wait, no, I don't know for this guy. Wait, what? So what happens is all of the votes, before they get looked at or what reflects on the website. So when people vote multiple times, that stuff does get taken out and that's why the vote changes from what you see on the website.

God, if only we had a system where people would vote somewhere where they had to have a login, so you knew it was them doing it. Like if we had like a poll that we could put on like on Reddit and Twitter and then combine those two. Oh, wait, we used to do that. But you can't combine them because people could vote on Reddit and on Twitter. Well, right. There's that. Well, yeah.

That's what it's two votes. though it's way different than what we're seeing here anyways please we're anyway thank you very much profit uh podcast profit thank you for your call secondary voice mail from i'm all out of hey boys podcast profit second uh voice middle this week sorry uh you should play them both because they're gold anyways real quick uh this old lady was walking trying to find her friend's house and i gave her i was half mile i didn't want her make her walk the whole way and she walked her up to my car where i was where i live and you know i offer and

And it was a half a mile, so it wasn't like a super long trip. But, I mean, she could have at least offered a little rubbing tug, right? I mean, does that make me a creep or does that make her a bitch? She's a bitch. I mean, you know, I don't know. You tell me. Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.

I believe that's in the Bible. It is. That's where I read it. Captain Blackbread here. Blackbread here. I hope you guys are ready. I'm sending in a stinger, even if it's too late. Look, I had to.

The thought of possibly having to hear another fucking Mr. Magenta stinger is just tearing me away. Look, Mr. Magenta, I'm sure you're a cool guy and all, but fuck, I hate your auto-tune shit. Like, shit, please, please, anything but him. Jesus. Black Red shit talking, yeah. We love Mr. Magenta. I have a voicemail for as many. Please.

Came over on the WATP voicemail line. one for the creep off love you Carl and the show and I mean Vin is probably alright as well I really like the latest

bonus episode and finding out what our pal what's going on with our pal Matthew Lewinsky but it's kind of what is wrong

with your penal system over there we find out he's been given violence classes this is a man who murdered a woman with his bare hands

can't he be given peacefulness classes or you know not being mentally ill classes It's just shocking. Absolutely shocking. He's so right.

He's so right. We're a little backwards here. Thank you, Boter guy. Yeah. Last one. Category idea. Creepiest sovereign citizen. Any story from last week?

I mean, I had to vote for the sovereign citizen. Those guys are the worst. Thank you. Fuck you, bye. They're all really, really bad, but... Dewee Laws. I'm taking chili de Castro. We call it.

You could have chili to castro. I'm sure that there's worse. I don't know. He used to sell the date rape drug. What? Yeah, that's why he was originally incarcerated. That's why he's so mad at the police. Oh, when he was with Power Rangers and shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, I didn't know that. Those Power Rangers are, they're not black and white. They're not all good guys. Some nuance to it. Carl, before we do the Scum Prae today, should we get the contest out of the way? Yes, I'm excited about this.

Well, I have all of our entries here. Great. And I would like to play them for you. um generally so we asked for a new stinger for the scum parade yep a section we've been doing since day one on the show that's right and you know we like to switch them out we like to have a variety and uh we play the ocean man one a lot which by the way we love and we're not going to like retire it it'll still be around we don't retire any of these songs yeah we just like to have some some new stuff to shuffle in and out and you guys have given us some great ones and we want to pick a winner now and the winner is going to receive a uh from the creep off you are going to get a uh a code that is going to give you one free year to our Patreon, where you can listen to all of our bonus episodes. Yeah.

That's a nice prize. It is a nice prize. That's what we do here on the creep off. Holy cow. You get a free year and we thank you. See, when I give out prizes for song contests, parody song contests, something like that, I tell them I'm going to send them merch and then forget. Right.

No, I'm actually going to send this to somebody today. I actually fulfilled one of the prizes in Boston. Because one of the people who won the contest is like, Carl, I never did get my merch, like, oh, pick out a t-shirt. Take two. Sorry, you're such a prick Whoops All right

This one came in from Our friend Hold on a second We've got to move over to There they are This one came in from the Great Seamuse And he sent us and we played it before But he remixed it

Okay Made it sound a little bit better So thank you great Seamus You're a male nurse Your medallion is curse You made somebody Put you in the back of a hearse If you play you

ukulele or live near the everglades. You might be in the scum parade. You might be in the skump parade. Original. Original, very good, little lengthy, but I like it. It's funny. Yep, agreed. Lots of good jokes in there.

Now, our friend Mr. Magenta sent in two last week. Let's do a recap on those. We had Scum Kingdom, the parody of Cody Rhodes, the new WWE Universal Heavyweight Champions. A scum parade, vile souls, all these creeps out of control, watch them throw when babies down the street. The chat is here and all are bros, so come on Vinnie, start the show. Hide the children, fat whites, and the old. Yeah, and it's right before the hook.

Okay, oops. This one, also from Mr. Magenta, is based on the Creep Off Hall of Famer's fantastic song catalog. A great song called The Beach Patrol. This is Creep Patrol. I was walking down the street looking for some assholes. Had my iPhone set to the Creep off station. I saw a bunch of creeps. A scummy situation.

I bet they want to give me ass to mouth, rest of citation. We are the Creep Patrol. We like it creepy, creepy, creepy. So stop the scum parade. So let's get creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy. Okay. Faddy Joe sent this one in, and I'm not going to play the whole thing. This was a long, longer.

Sounds like AI. I'm nervous. Yep. I'm nervous. The sum parade. The sun parade. The sun parades. The rotten fries, baby throwers, naggers in the filthy.

I'm voting it down, too. I'm sorry, guys. We should have mentioned no AI. There it is. Disqualification. This one came in from the Lord's Savior. You liked this one quite a bit. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade.

With stars and murder drugs and jaywalking. You'll hear about a guy who fucked his door. And catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? That would feel right. man just because it's got it's the high energy

it's fun it gets me psyched for a scum parade okay not AI everybody that one actually came in yeah that one's good that one came in from I like the jaywalking it's thrown in there yeah just a little slowly now it's fun captain blackbread sent this one in this week and it is

based on a song by audio slave are you an audio slave fan I never liked audio slave were you a Chris Cornell guy no I never cared about Chris Cornell I loved rage at the machine and then I'm like oh they're in a band again like oh this sucks Okay Well, this is based on an audio slave song

Here we go Cool I am not one single creed I am the scumbrose Waiting inside A latrine And chucking babies Peace Come Parade.

Nice. Yes. Solid entry. Yeah, real solid. Very solid entry. So in my book, if you're asking your boy, Vinny, his top two, my top two are clearly the last ones we just played. Blink 182 and then Audio Slave Captain Blackbread.

Carl, how about you? I'm going blink 182. Yeah. Personally. I just, I feel like the energy is there. It's just, but I think we should. Rotate a bunch of those. Okay.

Okay. Well, I'm going to go ahead and agree with you. The winner's going to be my lord's savior. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade.

With stars and murder drugs and jay walking, you'll hear about a guy who fought his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Prince of Uncertainty. He says, I tried to like audio slave and realized I'm an adult and I don't have to.

Oh, God. That's how I felt about Velvet Revolver. Remember Velvet Revolver? I bought that album. Me too. The single was great on there. I was like, oh, this is, this band's gonna be fucking cool. Scott Wyland with Guns and Roses.

Fuck yeah. Let's go. And I listen to the CD has like, oh, God damn it. Every song sucks. Trash. So bad. I have the same vibe of a Velvet Revolver and Audio Slave.

are the same thing to me. Yeah. But whatever. Great job, everybody. Thank you for participating. My Lord Savior, you are the winner, my friend. Thank you. Well done.

You're going to get an email later today. Thank you, sir. Now, Carl, it is time for the scum parade. Are you ready? Well, yeah. I mean, we played like five stingles. Yeah, I'm definitely a rest. Should be ready.

Do you remember this lady, let me pull up her picture, this broad. I love this woman. Tanya Heddick. She is so fucking crazy. As bonkers as they come. I have to tell you that the, what was it, Chimp Crazy? Yep. Was the show or the documentary, whatever you call it?

It might be better than... Tiger King? Now I hesitate to say that. I just saw it more recently. It's not better than Tiger King. Tiger King's crazy. But this is also fantastic. I loved Chimp Crazy.

Chim Crazy was very fun. Yeah. Basically, it covers her. She owned an animal named Tonka, who was in a bunch of movies. He was in the film Buddy in Georgia, the Jungle, and PETA sued her recently. She was embroiled in a lawsuit with PETA, and she was arrested Saturday, a little more than a week after authorities found a chimpanzee stash in the basement of her Missouri home. Her arrest stems from the ongoing legal battle involving people for the ethical treatment of animals

and another chimp named Tonka. that dog or that chimp is the one that murdered that lady right yes yeah that ripped her face off she was given the chip all sorts of value but like fucking quailudes the thing was like fucking having judy garland in chimp form in the house it was the fucking drunk and violent and angry yeah the thing about chimps if you're not familiar with this super cute when they're babies and so all these people really love having chimps around put a little diaper on them they're fun uh you know the unpredictable but once they get to a certain aid i think it's five or something like that you can no longer live with them they will murder you right and this idiot and a bunch of other idiots

in this documentary decide to keep the chips around and put him in these cages and it's very dangerous and very illegal so she lost custody of the chimp yeah and she was supposed to give it over to pita yeah and then she didn't she hid the chimp and she went on the land with the chimp she said the chimp had died so you can't get talk yeah she lied he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead so then they find the chimp eventually and there's all sorts of lawsuits involved because of like money for the champ and how much it costs pita this then the other either way she also revealed it on the show she revealed that she still had this chippy legally i'm like what are you doing how dumb it's like next level dumb this lady looks dumb to you yeah she looks really stupid yep so

jfk's head jokes as they are fanged monsters yes he's correct so Basically, she ends up in contempt of court because she's not paying PETA. So the police show up at her house to serve a warrant. And when they show up, they find another fucking monkey. She's banned from owning them stashed in the basement of her house. Jesus Christ. She's got a fucking other one. Why would you ever want to live with a chimp?

Now, don't get me wrong. I know that you put glasses on them, a wig, they'll smoke a cigar, they'll play cards with you. That part's fun. But it's the shitting. and the throwing of the feces and stuff. They get angry and they just start throwing shit at you. It's like, I don't need that in my house. I'd be like inviting Gino Bisconti to a slumber party.

Like, I don't need this. There's no. Who would want that? You have a good time with that content house, pal. I know, I will. I'd be surprised that that guy doesn't kick your ass for that $3,000. Kevin Brandon offered up. I know, right?

I would be surprised. I'd take a shot at me for $3,000. Listen, that guy, I would be surprised if he doesn't. I'm just saying that particular guy, I think enough drinks. He's like, why aren't I making $3,000? I'm losing money, not punching this guy. Here's something I know about my buddy, Gino.

He is a lover, not a fighter. That's something I know about him. Pat Dixon proved that. He was ready to give Pat a hug. He's like, oh, Pat's here. What's out? What day is it? Where did my jaw go?

Oh, boy. Either way, she's, to arrest again. Fuck her. We'll keep an eye on it. Yeah, one of an idiot. Now, Carl, let's meet this guy. This is Mitchell Leslie. He is a constable. He is a police officer. And the police

started investigating him in March of this year before seizing all of his electronic devices in May. You see, they ended up suspending him without pay after he was charged with possession of child abuse and bestiality material. Jesus. It's a great picture of

him at a child's birthday party. It's alleged the officer had the child abuse and bestiality material on his personal phone and laptop. The prosecution told the courts he was in possession of potentially over 200,000 images. Mr. Leslie was charged with misconduct in public office. Two counts of possessing child abuse material, person possessing beastiality material, and three counts of access, modify, restricted data held in a computer. You know, Vinnie, I always ask this question. Whenever we talk about these guys or they seize the hard drives and there's always a number,

It's like, yeah, he was found with, you know, 12,000 this or whatever. I always go, who's the guy who's adding these up? Who's that fucking, who's taking that job? This guy. This guy loves that job. He's like, how many files are on this hard drive? All right, let's find out how many of them have CP out of. I'm in, let's go.

Listen, guys, this is going to get ugly in here. You don't want to see it. Everybody leave. I got this. What a lucky guy is, you know? Man, Mitchell. Never works a day in his life. Never.

work a day in your life, the name of this episode. Court documents allegedly had lawfully accessed the confidential police force computer, policing system database, and unlawfully accessed restricted data. Among allegations of misconduct, Mr. Leslie has been accused of protecting his current partner from being detected driving unlawfully, being complicit in his partner's brother avoiding the apprehension of domestic violence offenses, and misusing a police vehicle. Sorry, he's a corrupt cop, whatever. Court documents also allegedly provided his partner with a letter on police letterhead

for the Department of Communities and Justice to assist with prioritizing. residence relocation. Okay. He's corrupt. Yeah. The document said he did so. He's a kind of cop you want as a buddy. Oh, yeah.

He'll do some favors for you. Yeah. What's going on in the evidence locker these days? Anything fun going on in there? Anything you want to grab for me? His barrister applied for bail for reasons, including that he was receiving mental health treatment and intended to be transferred to an inpatient PTSD program. Okay.

So he's claiming he has PTSD. Yeah. If he had 500 images, that maybe. Maybe a thousand. I'd be like, ah, maybe it's PTSD. 200,000 is not PTSD. I'm sorry. I think that this is a crime.

That's more than you could ever like enjoy, right? Right. That's just a collector. When you get it to 200,000, you're just collecting at this point. This might be a crime of convenience because like we talk about how this guy had access to that. A normal Pito, a normal PDF file is not going to have access to the police computers and evidence lockers.

So this guy, being a sick pervert, has access to it. The reason he has that much is just because he could. Yeah, you say that a normal PDF file doesn't have access to it, but I wouldn't just give up like that. I mean, work hard, you know, go through the academy. It takes, all it takes is six months in the academy kid, you too. Work out, learn the law, do everything you can, become a cop. You can make it happen. He's suspended without paying an urgent review of his employment status is underway. He's going appear in court in September so I love how they don't want him to go to prison because I don't like attorney or something just like there's like a motorcycle gang that he arrested that's in that

prison they're really mad at him like oh well that's too bad oh the motorcycle gang doesn't like the pito yeah oh oopsie that's too bad I probably should have stolen all that CP could you imagine being in the motorcycle gang and then finding out all this about him dude and they're like wait where is he getting sent to here fuck yes happy days are here I thought I was going to do three years, but I guess I'm going to do 12. Let's go. You know what? I'm glad I got the good bunk because I'm going to be here a while.

All right, Carl, Walmart Ridge, Walnut Ridge, Arkansas. A man and woman who lived in Walnut Ridge are accused of raping a child and videotaping the abuse. This is a wild one. According to court documents last year in October, Lawrence County Sheriff received an anonymous letter and an Estableness. card containing child sexual abuse material of a man engaged in sex acts with a child under the age of 10. The man was recorded also having sex

with two women. Holy shit! This is a wild scene, even for Diddy. This is some fucking Hefner shit. Yeah, even Did he just like, whoa, you get two chicks had a kid? Wow, okay. The sender said in the letter, they were discussed about what they found on the card and wanted it to be investigated. They said they found the card when going

through their possessions from a, quote, time when they were a drug addict. Imagine being this guy. I'll reenacted the scene, Vinny. All right. I'll bring you right in to his home. Does anyone see him the SD card? Where's the SD card?

Where the fuck did the SD card go? It does escalate pretty quickly. You're right. Yeah. You know, it starts just like, do you have the SD card? Did you? No, you didn't. You mailed it to the who?

Karen, I needed that SD card. It's all we had, Karen. Do I look like a cop of 200,000 images? It's all we had. The sender said in the letter, like I said, they were disgusted. The cards metadata indicated the video was created in January 2015. In the video, the victim is mentioned by name, and the man refers to one of the women by her first name. This is the Hunter Biden of child rapists.

What a fucking idiot. I just took some really incriminating video, and then I lost it. I don't know. Bailed it to the sheriff's office. The man identified as Brandon Owens. in Leonard of Jonesboro, Tennessee, due to his tattoos visible in the video. Identified one of the women as Courtney Hope as well.

Officers located the victim and interviewed them on October 17th last year. The victim said Leonard forced him to engage in multiple sex acts and perform other sexual behavior for him. Jesus. The victim said Leonard did similar things to another victim. The victim also said that the other women would have sex with Leonard and forced them to watch. The victim also said Green inappropriately touched them multiple times.

One of the videos Green told the victim, she used to do stuff with older people when she was their age and then she loved it. Oh, yikes. I don't know about you, Vinny, but if I'm having a threesome, a couple ladies are over, I'm good. Right. You know, I don't need to get a pet involved or a child or we're good with this threesome. Well, the victim told the interviewer that Leonard would then pull out a gun and put it to their head and tell them that if they told anybody about this, that they would kill their whole family and harm their brother. Or if you use your teeth.

That's the other way this will happen. The victim said they told their mother about the abuse, but the mother told them they were lying and never reported the allegations. Shut off. You just want attention? Shut up. Oh, just because you're bleeding from your butthole. You think I'm going to believe that story again?

I'm just going to go ahead and guess this. How do you not listen to your brief? I know. That's crazy. I don't want to deal with this. Let's pretend it didn't happen. is this like the victim is it a boy or a girl do we know they do not say okay investigators contacted uh the victim in february who confirmed the victim's identity

boy i mess that part up uh green said she was she was with leonard because he had drugs she said she was in the relationship with both leonard and the other woman in the video at the time and uh both green said she was high most of the time during the period of her life and don't remember touching the victim in a sexual manner or the video of that bullshit um vini i've never been so high life that I fucked a child and forgot about it. I don't think there's a level of high that exists. Well, that's why you got to take the videos. That's, I'm telling you, man.

You would remember that. All right, let's close the sucker out. I had a great story for you. There's a man in central Lisbon who was literally missing his head, Carl. Yeah. Yeah, the victim is reportedly a 34-year-old foreign citizen. A body was found without its head behind the Lisbon Coliseum in the heart of the capital city last Wednesday.

A 29-year-old man was reportedly arrested after he handed over the head, which he was carrying wrapped in foil in a backpack. Hey, I heard you guys are looking for this? The student reportedly confessed to the murder, admitted to meaded the victim just hours before the violent act. What the hell is going on here? The engineering student was said to describe the decapitation in detail to the authorities, as well as the details of his mutilations of the victim's body after he died.

The suspect allegedly used a medium-sized kitchen knife from his house. The crime occurred early in the morning, on July 30. after the two men had a disagreement, the decapitation was said to occur in the middle of the street without witnesses. Now, here's the thing. I've never met someone and just spent a little bit of time with them

where I had a disagreement with them where I was so angry. I felt the need to cut the right off. Murderous rage? Yeah. It's usually like, oh, this guy's an asshole. Time to move on. On the afternoon of July 31st,

the suspect voluntarily presented himself at a hospital. Lisman, carrying a human head that he claimed that he wished to hand over. So he went through evidentiary procedures. The conclusions were, this guy's crazy and he did this. Several objects of evidentiary interests were also seized, including the knife.

Evidence was also collected that points to the human head belonging to the victim. This is a crazy person. He got away with it. No one saw it. He left the body there. He took the head with him. No one knew it was him. And the next day, he just walks over to the hospital and goes,

hey, I think you're missing a part. He said, quote, hey, listen, I believe I have something that's related to a situation you're dealing with. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Why would he do that? Who knows? We live in a fuck-up world.

I understand chopping off somebody's head, because people do annoy the how out of you. I wouldn't do it immediately. Like, I think if I chopped off Vinny's head, people would get that. Sure. It makes sense. I think people would understand why you chopped off my head. They'd go back through the archives and go, yeah, yeah. this was inevitable.

It was due. It was due. But I don't understand. The guy just won too much. I do not. Carl's a sore loser. Do not understand at all why you would bring the head to the authorities and confess. Yeah.

I mean, the only option here is insanity or insane guilt. Those are your two options. Both sound insane. Vinny, you want to look at some superchance we've had to come in? Man, you people have been great today. Yeah, what a fantastic, what a fantastic audience. We'll have a fantastic good at you all right. Yay, cut it off. Joseph Collins says thanks to the down iron. Wow, Carl's the champ.

Correct. I brought it today. Thank you very much, Joseph Collins. Oh, thank you for going back to this principle of uncertainty with 10 euros. I take it woke dead one. He's the creepiest camp counselor. God damn, do not let him around a camp. Now, we don't want him near art studios. Don't want him near any of this shit. Well, Carl, we got to talk about this real quick. Oh, we got something else to talk about that. One more thing we are. This is important. okay we put out a poll for the uh oh right so let's pull this up here right i forgot we got to creep off hall of fame that we need to induct more members into so uh next week coming up on this show let me throw this out here now we have a guest coming on oh do we have that sign up do we hold on

hold on hold on yes but that's not going to be that's going to be on a bonus episode on the 15th oh cool okay yes that's and i you know what i'll even throw that out there too, but I will tell you next week coming up on the show, first time appearance, Anthony Zenhauser is joining us on the creep off. Wait, a week from today? Yeah, next Monday. But you're not going to be here. I'm going to be here next Monday.

Oh, why do I think you were off next Monday? I'm off on the 25th because I'm going to go to a gig in D.C. Oh, okay. Well, that's cool. I love Zen's coming to hang out with us. Nice. I invited them just for shits and giggles. Cool.

So there's that. I'll be hanging with Zen probably later today on Point Damble Point over on Shulie's channel. Well, there you go. There you go. So I got some shit for them, man. You know, they're playing my Stephanie Miller videos. Yeah, I heard. They stole them from me.

I heard they stole them directly from your Dropbox. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to confront Shulie today. You probably should. I am. Are you really mad? Dude.

It's going to be a problem. Good. Could be the last ever point, dabble point. Really? Later today. Aw. Sorry, I'm going to miss it. It's too much, man.

I put up with him stealing from me for too long. I can't. I can't anymore. It's too much. I think I'm team Levy. Bob Levy and I are going to start a show with Perry Caravello. Oh, good. Another show for Carl.

For those of you like this show, maybe one of these days I'll get around to put an effort into this one. You start with Perry Carvello and Bob Levy. Did you see how much shit I put together for this show today? How dare you? Him and Bob Levy are going to be rolling together in creeps. What are you doing right now? Do you know what you're doing?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. So that being said, Carl's going to go, nuclear on the Shuling Network. Even though Zen's going to be here next week. Great. Looking forward to it. Possibly this Thursday, for Friday.

Very special bonus episode coming this week. Oh, yeah? Yes. Hall of Fame? No. No, not Hall of Fame. Jesus, are we going to finish a thought on here? What's going on?

Yes, I'm getting that. I'm just getting all my plugs out before I get to the Hall of Fame. It's going to be a very special one this week. You'll see. Then the week after that on bonus episodes, Predator Poachers Long Island, Douglas King Jr. will be joining the creep off. Hell yeah.

That's exciting. He's part of the Predator Poachers team with Alex Rosen. Nice. So if you have questions or things you would like to ask him, or if you've never checked out the Long Island Predator Poachers' Long Island channel, give him a subscribe, give it a watch, check it out. We're excited to have him on. And I know you're going to have a ton of questions.

You've always wanted to talk to one of these people. Yeah, because I struggle with it, man. As you know, I'm not a big fan of setting people up. No entrapment. So I do have questions. Okay. Great. And I think that's probably, probably going to be welcome.

I think that they need it. Now, later in the month, we're going to induct somebody into the Hall of Fame. Here were our choices. Liberace, Jerry Lewis, Bill Cosby, Daniel, Woke Dad, Alexander, Ivan Malay and Rick Flair. Woke Dad is in the lead, Carl. Dad's fucking running away with that. It's not even close. Carl, do you want?

Not even Bill Cosby can catch up to this guy. Carl, do you want to put Woke Dad into the Hall of Fame? I'll put Woke Dad into the Hall of Fame. All right, Carl's put Woke Dad in the Hall of Fame. Poor Blind Mike. He found this TikToker that's just a gold mine. And I've stolen him for Drew's show. He's sold it for WATP.

Now we're going to steal him with the creepoff. Sorry, Mike. Stealing your guy again. Please, everybody's stealing from everybody. All a bunch of criminals around here. So, yeah, woke dad's going into the Hall of Fame this month, everybody. Isn't that exciting? That is exciting.

Boy, man, so many things going on. I'm trying to make this an exciting month for you, Creepoff. I actually just played. I'm sorry to interrupt. That was so rude. I should not have done that. You're good. On the most recent episode of WTS,

Mike wasn't on, so Casey Day was filling in for him. So we probably have fewer viewers than we normally do. No offense to Casey. People love Mike. But we played the most damning evidence yet that Woke Dad has relationships with children that's inappropriate.

The most damning evidence yet. And I've got to keep those links for this Hall of Fame induction. Oh, man. now I'm intrigued. I can't wait for it. Okay. So keep your eye out this week. There's going to be a very special, very fun, out of the blue bonus episode, a little different than normal coming this week. And then we'll be back on Monday with Zen. Beautiful. Love it. Let's get back to the Super Chat Monday. Yep. Let's finish that up. Okay, here we go. Sorry, Ladder and Mystic. Sorry, lads. I didn't get time. Been busy trucking

was going to be based off Duran Duran Duran Notorious. Wait, hold on a second. He was talking about what song parody he wanted to do. I think you got to go back further than that. I think so too, but let's just acknowledge this one that's there. All right, yes. He was going to do a song, Notorious. That would have been good.

Yep. Abney, thanks for the 499. Just this past week, British Camp Supervisor John Ruden had been arrested for roofing an entire boys' camp in Stath in England. This happened last week, August 1st. I read this article. Oh, shit. not enough information as to what he gave these kids. I was going to bring this guy. I was planning on it. I got to be

honest. I would pick out like the two or three kids that are really cute. I wouldn't roofie all of them. There was only like seven of them. None of them were seriously injured. They all just went to the hospital. I thought you were going to say none of them were very cute. Well, they were just like nauseous. And so nobody knows what this guy's deal was. Riley and friends, thanks for

the fiver. I was on the kid's side until he revealed his gay choice and drink. Yeah. Espresso martini. That's the problem. James Gardner, thanks for the 499. Lunchables and Kool-Aid is all these kids need. Gay for this. Captain Blackbread, didn't expect my Stinger to get up to second best.

Congratulations to Mlort and Savior. Captain Blackbread, thank you for participating. Well done, sir. It was a good effort, my man. We appreciate you. Riley and Friends, thanks for the fiber. You could get the cheese pizza. You just have to pull yourself up by your boots.

See? That's what I'm saying. Riley and Friends, don't give up. Oh, you have hope. Damn it, Carl, I was drinking at the teeth line. Sorry about that. Thanks for the two bucks from Labran Mystic. Sorry, Labrins.

That's all of them. What a show. What a show today? Holy shit. We did a lot. Thank you for a start. It will once we end the stream. Thanks, everybody.

We'll be back. And until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. I freaking hate vaginas. Vagina's really so... All right. We're going to be.

I'll see.