The Creep Off - Episode 278: Another Win for the Toe!
Episode Date: September 8, 2025This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie ask: Who is the biggest creep in the hotel? From the creepiest hotel guests to the shadiest staff, they’re digging into the worst of the worst.... Karl breaks down the bodycam footage of the arrest of Chuck E Cheese, and Vinnie serves up a fresh batch of Scum Parade creeps and we listen to your voicemails Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com. Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man runs over woman with SUV at Florida hotel: CopsHickory-native, comedian arrested on multiple sex crime charges – WSOC TVKy. man allegedly enters brother’s home, stabs his testicles with scissorsFuneral director ‘kept babies’ bodies at home’The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 1 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation
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Disgusting, vomiting, inducing thing.
Ola! Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps.
Bye, Creeps.
For you, Creeps.
I'm your host.
My name is Vinny.
And joining me fresh off the creepiest event the Dabbleversus ever had.
Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel.
It's hot cuckaca, Carl.
What is happening?
I'm lighting myself up here.
I noticed I was in shadows and stuff.
figured I'd give me itself a little bit of light.
Yeah, I did that on purpose, because now you look really greasy.
All right, all right, that's better.
Here we go.
What's going on, Vinnie Paulino?
Good to see you, my friend.
Did someone baste you before you show up?
No, I'm very dry right now.
It's just an optical illusion that you're seeing.
You come over here and touch me.
Nope.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm dry as a bone.
I'm good.
I'm safe over here.
What a fun, fun weekend.
Of course, I'm talking about the Bills game last night.
Holy shit.
Josh Yallel threw for more yards in the fourth quarter.
The Tua threw forward the entire game against the Colts.
The dolphins look terrible.
And the Bills, triumphant, playing probably the favorite to win the Super Bowl.
And what an amazing comeback.
We've never seen anything like it before.
If you're not watching the Bills this year, you're missing out.
The Bills are for fucking douchebags.
And Tua, Tua, you piece of shit.
You fucking egg carton-brained asshole.
You
That motherfucker
Long before the Bills game
Even started
That the season is already over
If he did not handle this loss
To the Colts very well
Carl he's protecting the ball
About as well as he protects his fucking skull
He's just throwing it all over the field
He thinks his receivers are like
Seven foot two for some reason
I don't know why he thinks that
It's worse than that
He just throws it right to the other team now
His brain is scrambled
I'm sure everybody missed our football talk
Yeah we're back baby
Week one.
Welcome back to football banter on the creepoff.
Yeah.
Not only is it a football banter day.
It's also Super Chat Monday.
We'll be celebrating with you fine folks.
We sure are.
For the next hour or so.
Hey, look, our pal Riley and friend says thanks for the five bucks.
Happy Super Chat Monday.
Happy Super Chat Monday, Riley.
And Bunny Brigade for Life.
Thank you, Riley and Friends.
Yeah.
Good to see you.
Principal Uncertainty.
Nice to see principled uncertainty here.
For God's sakes, Mersh and Carl cannot fall out
over Chrissy. Stop it, girls. I haven't watched that yet, but I think we're going to be
breaking it down on WATP this week. Adam Bush told me that he's going to be breaking that down
for us. I guess Merch did not enjoy the things I had to say about him when I was on the
show this past week on the Friday night. I'm cool with Mersh. I'm cool with Mersh too. I said
that. I said friendly with Mersh. I don't know. Didn't sound like you're being a real friend.
Yeah. Sometimes I can be a douche. I'm aware. I've met you.
Familiar with this?
Yes, I've been on the other side of it.
Carl could be a real prick sometimes, everybody, in case you were wondering.
Let's see.
You're back here.
You're safe and sound.
We had a contest last week.
She should probably get the results for that.
And you know what, Carl?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Just in time.
Bonar alert.
I got in a lot of trouble the last couple of weeks because they said Danny was too small,
so I'm going to make her bigger.
That's better.
For everyone.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Yes.
cover up my face yes yes that's it danny play into this play into this danny do the right thing
now you're directed at show here so small oh my god but he just saved that layout this is officially
the new results a girl layout danny welcome to the show great to see you hi guys how's it going
danny i want you to do me a favor you know what we like to do on the show is set up the premise
set up the format explain why we do what we do and what we're doing do you think that you
could take a stab at that oh no i think so well check it out here we go explain the creep off and
why you're here a creep off is a true crime podcast for men or well i guess four creeps by creeps
keep going keep going i've got a baby crying excuse not i'm sorry um
And it's a competition every week where both of our hosts go at each other, trying to get the bigger creep of the week.
Mm-hmm.
And I am the one that tells the results.
Yes, you skipped one step.
After people watch or listen to the show, they can go to the creepoff.com and vote for who they thought brought the bigger creep.
And then Danny's here to tally up the votes and let us know who won because once one of us gets to five wins in a round, the other person has to spin the dream.
redded wheel of consequences.
And, of course, Danny is going to let us know who won last week.
Yes, last week, creepiest Walmart employee.
I remember it well.
Yes, 54% of the vote went to Vinny and Ronald Mosley.
Fuck, yeah.
Please.
It's going to make a pet.
And this is a huge deal is going.
Somebody called Pellino.
He just got a nice.
another win yo gotta give it up to the creepos so someone please call poggino somebody call
polino everybody knows it's his show because caros creek fucking blows so someone please
call paudino oh man three to one all right all right well it sets up the comeback much like
the bills last night i don't mind being down because it makes it more exciting when i have my huge
triumphant comeback and i'm still waiting on one of those i might miss every two point
it along the way, but it doesn't matter.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You think those scores are just going to add up for you.
All right.
Well, Danny, I just want to say thank you for showing up and being so lovely today.
We appreciate you.
Thank you for the good news.
Ian Burtson makes a good point.
He says Vinny only wins because Carl is so unlikable.
I think that might be true.
Yeah, it could be true.
I think that's it.
If I'm the likable one on this show, that is completely fucked.
No shit.
When you're like, hey, let's do a competition show and I'm like, oh, that should be easy.
Everybody hates Viti.
Yeah.
Boy, was I wrong.
Oh, God bless you.
At Danny Desolation on Instagram.
We will see you back here next week, Danny.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye, Danny.
I'm good.
Yeah, cut her off.
She's got to start bringing some good news on this show.
I thought she brought some pretty good news.
No, I don't know.
We might have to audition.
I thought she brought some nut.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I don't like what's going on.
Uh-oh.
It's not great.
Uh, well, Carl, today we have a fun category.
inspired by your trip this weekend
Yes, it is
We're going to do the creepiest
The biggest creep in the hotel
They could be a guest
They could be an employee there
It could be anyone
But before we do that
I'm just going to go ahead
And shout out Riley and Friends
For the 20
Nice
Vinny had a pretty obvious win there
But there was something truly
Sinish about Carl's guy
Luring his sister to her death
Under the guys of Reconnecting
It was truly sinister
In a way that made my skin crawl
I don't remember that part
I don't remember the sister part
I remember the fellow employees
Yeah
Not good
either way it was not good but thank you for the 20 thank you very much riley and friends great to
see you here now carl let's check out riley and friends on youtube go go like and subscribe do it let's
ring the bell and start the competition shall we i think i'm ready sometimes we have those
conversations carl about what consists of a creep and uh it doesn't always take a murder it doesn't
always take cannibalism it doesn't always take pdf philia sometimes it could just be one lone disgusting
that will brand you as a pariah and a creep for all time.
Yeah, you know the old saying, you fuck one sheep.
There it is.
Yep.
This is my creep, Carl.
Oh, yeah.
This is a gentleman by the name of David Patrick Neal.
You mispronounced Goober.
Nope, David Patrick Neal.
And this guy was the night manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, Tennessee.
So this is the guy that they trusted to stay up all night.
set up the buffet in the morning for the kind of breakfast.
I don't think they have a lot of choices, Vinny.
You're actually like they recruited this guy or something.
I don't think anyone wants that shift.
Sure.
Well, this guy did want that shift.
Okay, good.
So let me tell you about a story about one of their guests there.
A guy named Peter Brennan.
I would love to assume that this guy is related to the famous Brennan's
because that would make this story way more fun.
There's a lot of them.
It's very possible.
Yeah, so Peter Brennan.
They're all a little downsy, so it's possible.
Yeah, Peter Brennan is staying at this hotel.
He's been there for a couple of nights.
He's had a problem with this TV.
He's had to have Peter or David Neal up to his room to fix his television.
He's been dealing with a bunch of shit in this terrible hotel.
This is what year?
2023.
Who the fuck uses their TV in their hotel room anymore?
I don't know.
It's weird.
Well, boomers probably.
I guess, yeah.
So Peter, all is good.
He had a long day at work.
He's in town for business.
So he goes to bed early.
Around 5 a.m. on March 30th, 2023.
He woke up to something.
A little unsettling, Carl.
He had this weird feeling, like a ticklish feeling on his foot.
And when he looked down towards the end of his bed, he found this gentleman.
Tung in his toes, Carl, with his foot.
We talked about this.
I just thought we covered this, right?
Yeah, but this guy is the biggest creep ever.
I recognize it.
When you brought up, I'm like, I know I've seen this guy before.
I think we talked about this.
I think we talked about it with the scum parade when it happened.
Yeah, I think we did.
All right.
But I just have to say.
Sure.
waking up at the middle of the night to this dude's in your foot in his mouth and him just being like, hello, good morning, how are you?
How's the TV working?
He's the TV working better out.
Like, this guy has just a real fucking creepy vibe.
So immediately Peter Brennan wakes up.
He goes, what do you do it?
What the fuck is this?
Get out of my room.
So he throws out and calls the cops and the police show up and they go down to the front desk and they find it.
David Neal there and they go hey toe breath you're coming with us buddy he said can we have a
conversation with you sir and he goes yes what what seems to be the trouble officer and uh
they explained this man is accusing you of uh molesting his feet with your mouth and he says well
I was up in his room but it was only because I smelled smoke in there well how did you get into
his room I made myself a key card yeah he's the night manager of course yeah so this guy
made himself a key card
snuck into this guy's room
I just wanted to check to see whether he was wearing socks
to bed or not. Turns out he was not. No,
I was looking at the, I didn't smell anything. He says, I didn't
smell anything at all. But what did you taste,
sir? What did you taste?
But he complains and says, I
did not, I didn't do it.
I don't know anything about it. And
long story, short,
Carl, he was absolutely arrested for
aggravated burglary and sexual assault.
Yeah. Brennan
filed a lawsuit against both Neil and the
Hilton. I would press charges too, I think, on that. That's really off-putting.
Yeah. Not only would you press charges, I would say the cops have permission to go out back
and shoot this guy for that. Yeah, can we get like one of those child predator guys to
slap them around a few times? Oh, Prima makes a good point. He looks like someone who paid
to attend Chrissy Myers' Conton Hotel. I agree. I saw a few of those people.
Oh, that thing burns down. They're going to need to burn it down after this past weekend.
So, fun fact, they start doing some investigating into this guy, and he has quite a fun
record. Forgery, a bunch of convictions for forgery, DUIs, and manslaughter. He shot his roommate
and spent five years in prison for it. And yet, the Hilton still was like, you know what,
we're going to put you in charge of this place while everybody's asleep. So no background
checked at the Hilton. Good to know. Apparently not. There's a little tip for all of you
unemployed creepos out there. Folks, this is an easy one this week. Go to the creepoff.com
and vote for the Nashville toosucking night manager, David Patrick Neal. That's all I have to say on
That one. This is easy. This is fish in a barrel with you, Carl. All right. Well, is it time for my
presentation then? If you'd like it to be. I would like it to be, Vinny. Why don't you pull up a photo
of Edward Garcia and his lovely wife, Melissa? These two kids? Yeah, these two right here. Look at
these two fun kids here. So, they're out in L.A., and they're from Pennsylvania, but they travel
out to L.A., they don't have a home, they have a car, and then they don't have a car, and then
they're, it's Skid Row, and kind of down on their walk. Well, that's where Herbert White comes
along. Why don't you pull a photo of Herbert White? Okay. So Herbert White was a former cocaine addict
who got sober and became an alcoholics and narcotics anonymous sponsor. See, I don't like this
guy. He's got a giant cross on. That just immediately. I mean, he's found God, and he's
living the right life now.
Great.
So back on November 28th of 2010, he picked up Edward and Melissa Garcia and drove them to
Skid Row and paid for them to check into the Continental Hotel in Room 66.
The Continental.
Sounds nice.
Oh, it's not.
I assure you, it is not.
This is downtown L.A.
I believe the Continental Hotel has quite the reputation.
Yes, it does.
It is the Skid Row Motel or hotel.
So he had just met them a few days earlier, and he was really,
interested in helping them get sober.
And so he says, listen, I'm going to help you out.
I'm going to get you this room.
If you ever need anything, there's anything I can do, just give me a call.
So they call him, wait at that night after midnight.
Hey, do you know you get some crack?
You said it calls for anything.
They asked him to come to their hotel room.
Maybe they just needed some counseling.
They need to talk through it or something like that.
Sure.
So this guy, Herbert, tells his wife, listen, I got to go.
These people I just met, they're addicts.
They need me.
She understands.
This happens to him a lot.
This is what he helps people out.
So she goes, okay.
Go help them out.
What proceeded that night, a prosecutor told jurors Wednesday, was truly dark and sadistic.
When a maid came to clean the room the next day, she found a backpack and the bed stripped of sheets.
And she's like, I don't get paid enough to deal with whatever the fuck this is.
So she grabs the manager.
Manager found White's severed arms still bound by duct tape.
Under the bed was White's torso covered in scratches and small punctures.
It was smart to hide that under the bed, though.
Yeah, who's going to find that?
Positioned in the center of the bed was his Lakers hat, like a tombstone, district attorney John McKinney said.
Edward Garcia and his wife killed Herbert as part of a long-held fantasy of dismembering a body in a ritualistic killing.
Herbert's blood was completely drained because there was a bloodletting part of the torture during the ceremony that they had.
You know, I was just talking to my wife about bloodletting the other day.
Yeah?
Did that ever help anyone once ever?
No, no, definitely not.
As blood, like, that was a medical practice for centuries.
If you had the plague or something, they're like, you have too much blood.
That's the problem.
Let's get some of this blood out here.
Some of that blood out of it.
Yeah, it didn't work.
You know what his problem is?
Too much blood.
The couple, yeah, there was a lot of that, like lobotomies.
It was like, give too much brains.
We've got to take some of your brains out.
That'll make you better.
Too much blood, too much brains.
Get some of the shit out of here.
Figure it out.
The couple duct taped his wrists, dragged him out of the bed, and began making non-fatal cuts to
his face while White was still alive.
There were punctures and scratches
on his chest and two fatal stab wounds
to his neck, which hit the jugular
vein. Edward Garcia
carved up White's body with a three and a half
inch blade. He used great
precision and skinned
a piece of leg muscle from the bone
like a filet.
This was something they were excited about doing.
They'd been talking about it for a while.
Investigators found a syringe bags
with meth residue, a box
of hot tamales. You know that candy?
cinnamon candy good stuff oh i bet you they rubbed him in his wounds just to torture him right those hot
cinnamon tomato but they did not share any of the meth with him they did all that themselves they also
found two pairs of men's boxers and a pair of women's underwear all soaked in blood the backpack was stuffed
with the flesh of herbert white so they just took all of us flesh off and stuffed it in a backpack
yep it was thrown in this backpack here huh the couple you know for people on meth they do clean up
pretty well. Like, I mean, it sounds like a mess, but they're putting all the extra meat in
the backpack. I took the sheets off the bed. Dude, you'd be surprised what you could
accomplish when you're on meth. You can get a lot of shit done in a short amount of time.
Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things
and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth. I'm trying to decide if I'd rather
have all of my skin flayed from my body. Or if I'd rather wake up to this.
guy sucking on my foot all right well about done my presentation yet so let's not uh okay i'm just
saying strike that from the record please objection uh their win for the toes the couple came to
los angeles from pennsylvania as i mentioned and uh lived in their car until it was towed they settled a
in a homeless encampment in the hollywood hills and that was bulldozed so they had to move from
there a year to half earlier in pennsylvania the couple hatched a plan in which melissa the wife here
poses a prostitute and allured a man into their apartment.
What do you mean poses as a prostitute?
That's what the article said, man.
You might be out of something.
When the man arrived and took his pants off,
Edward sprang out of the darkness with a knife.
The couple tied the man's hands, shackled his feet.
And after luring another guy, one of this guy's friends in,
and slicing off his finger, all hell broke loose.
And the men that were able to escape.
Where did they do these second attacks?
This was a year.
and a half before this back in Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
They tried to do this and the guy's got away.
Okay, got it.
Edward Garcia was convicted of robbery.
I'll give just, I'm sorry.
Jesse Black, credit to you.
Toe's joke.
I stole it.
Done interrupting me or?
No.
Okay.
Go ahead.
By the way, if you haven't watched this show before,
Vinny does his own show.
So I'm doing the creep off and Vinny's just off reading the chat and getting
distracted like a Rob Saul boob.
Just, just FYI.
Well, got my dog over.
here. It's true. Edward Garcia was convicted of robbery, torture, and murder was sentenced to
life in prison without the possibility of parole. That is my creep. Edward Garcia for the
ritualistic murder of Herbert White. He was just trying to do a good deed. Just trying to be a good guy,
be a friend. Don't give crackheads, meth heads, hotel rooms, people. No, it's not going to work
out well. Don't do it. No. Bad isn't. Go vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. I believe it's live right now.
It sure is.
You can go to the creepoff.com and vote all this week up until next Sunday afternoon.
That's when the polls close.
So make sure you get there and vote.
And tune in on Mondays at 1 to watch the show live.
We have a lot of fun.
And do me a favor.
When you go there to vote, vote one time.
All right?
This isn't the presidential election.
You can only vote one time.
Now, if you do have any dead relatives who you think would have strong feelings,
I'm not.
No, no, no.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
Detroit.
This is what I'm talking about.
You vote one time.
Oh, boy.
All right.
That was a fun one today.
It sure was.
I like that you kept things light for us.
That was a light.
That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever told a story.
That sickens me more than just about anything we've ever discussed.
Okay.
Waking up to that creepy man.
I'd rather have a toe sucked than be tortured and then all my blood drain out of my body.
But sure, sure, man.
You would want anyone to touch your toes.
That would be a fucking thing.
thrill for you and you know it all right check out um it is super chat monday minnie sure and i just want to
make sure we don't miss uh yeah labrin mystic coming in with five dollars olah creepos bad signal
keeps timing out can't catch you live but at least you guys aren't talking about karmic's ability
to come over here um speaking of which and labran love that you're here buddy thank you
i was using my serious xm app today oh it's right howard stearn that app fucking blows it just
kept timing out and stopping and I tried
to find where I was and I couldn't. I think
I have the gist of everything that Howard said.
Oh, this is actually very exciting. We'll probably talk
about it on point-double point. Definitely tomorrow
on who are these broadcasters. E-Rock's going to be on.
I'm going to be on. We're talking all about Howard Stern's
big announcement today. Nobody cares.
It's going to be exciting.
But two of my friends were played on the Howard Stern
show today. Who got played? So they did this
long montage of all these news
reports where it's like, Howard's
fired. Howard's leaving serious. You know,
all these sensational headlines people are reporting on,
and Drew Lane was in there twice,
two different things that Drew Lane said,
and his producer, Branden, was also in the montage.
Interesting.
Yeah, it's very exciting.
That is great.
So I took full credit.
What I liked about.
I let Drew know that people on the staff there are big WTP and Davover's fans.
I took full credit for that.
I was running around this morning,
and I caught a little bit of Howard show,
and boy, was that bad.
Did you like the prank they did,
where it was Andy 100 and Andy Cohen started?
the show and acted like he was taking over.
No, I heard about that after.
I missed that part.
And I just heard Howard Bitching
about how he could just be by the pool painting
if he wanted to.
Riley and Friends with $5.
I was stoned and thinking about two weeks ago
laughed my ass off.
Yes, that was my creep from a couple
weeks ago where the brother
was like, hey, let's get together.
It's been a while.
Essays and murders his sister.
That was a good one too.
I don't think I won, though.
I never fucking win for some reason.
Well, Carl, I think it's because
I find the maneuver.
the really fucked up people i think that's what you should concentrate on stop taking credit no i'm trying
to give you a tip no no no no no you like to give people tips all the time i do you all you do is
give people tips i'm extremely helpful people just listen to me they utilize me so much better well
why don't you listen to me for once all right i'm listening okay you're saying meth is great
yes no i'm saying what you need to do is find the minutia of the stories i see find the part that
makes it extra creepy and emphasize it you just kind of you know you kind of broad brush the details
Oh, you know what?
I just realized this was in my nose.
I glossed over it.
So when Edward Garcia brought Herbert into the hotel room,
they first, they sucked out his toes.
God damn it.
You son of a bitch.
He was a thumb.
She was on meth.
Could it be any more obvious?
Thank you, Riley and Freds.
And he goes, at least they provided snacks.
Yes, there were the hot tamales there, which is nice.
That's very true.
All right.
Carl, I think it's time for our favorite segment right now, bro.
Let's go.
you know
hmm
want me to hit it
yeah
I can't wait to see
cause cop cam
fight with the cops for no reason
will you please show me
cause cop cam
lose all your rights
ruin your life
Vinny this is exciting today
because you picked for your creep
a guy that we had covered in the scum parade
and for my cop cam
I'm covering something that we, I'm showing something that we covered in our scum parade.
This is exciting.
And Dylan from Somewhere sent this to me.
Thank you very much, Dylan from somewhere.
Hey, Dylan.
Thank you.
Do you remember we, we talked about the Chuck E. Cheese employee who was arrested?
Certainly do.
All right.
Well, we have the cop cam footage of that now.
This is the police.
They're having so much fun as they enter Chuckie Cheese to arrest the mascot, Chuckie Cheese.
All right.
We're going to detain the mouse, see you?
We are.
Do it.
I want you to.
Go around and ask.
They're like waiting in line.
To me too.
Just go in.
Were they expecting for, like, a server to come by and be like, how many officers?
Right, yeah.
Just the two today.
Thank you.
Yeah, grab him.
Get him.
Get them.
Grab them, quick.
Oh, Lord.
Don't resist.
Do not resist.
Don't, let your hands go.
Let your hands go.
I got it.
I got it.
No conversation.
Here, Chucky Cheese is sitting there talking to children.
We, look at me.
Did I just hear him go, oh, Lord.
Is that what I heard?
Yes.
Oh, Lord.
Very funny.
Do you think this is a fucked up thing to do in front of a bunch of kids?
I think it probably is, and the police have never had a better day in their lives.
They enjoy this so much, as you're going to see.
Clip number two is just the explanation to the manager, explaining why, oh, yeah, the mascot that you have on duty today, he's going to come in with us.
Yeah, he's stealing people's credit cards.
Yes.
have one to 10.
He's a suspect.
He stole someone's part here
and he's been using it.
Someone that was one of here,
uh,
employee.
He's like,
or something like that.
You hear that little kid going,
oh,
Chuckie.
He's being perplogged.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hallraiser 69.
Chuckie Zubak.
Thank you.
Very well done.
Riley and Fred's
Fiver Charles Entertainment Cheese
Your criminal activity
Has gone on for too long
I forgot what the E stood for
Yeah
It's always the guys with three names
That are always the perpetrators
Where do you stand on John Oliver
What do you mean?
Like do you like your show
Have you ever watched it?
I used to love it
And then it got really stupid
Yeah agreed
But did you ever see the thing he did
About the history of Chucky Cheese
No
It is a wild watch
Is it really
The original Chucky Cheese that they had
It was like a, like, had a cigar and a drink and was like fucking talking shit to the parents.
Like it was an animatronic.
It's quite an evolution that they've had at Chucky Chase.
Wait, so was that like a Jack Astor's or Dick's Last Resort for children?
Because that's a fucking business idea right there.
If you hate your kids, bring them to Carl and Vinnie's last resorts and we'll just fucking terrorize them.
Little shits.
Carl and Vinny's last resort for your children's birthday party now.
But, yeah.
Here's one Lego.
have fun kid
go fuck yourself
happy birthday
happy birthday
we're all going to die
oh that would be the name
producer chris write this down
this is a really good business idea
I might stop podcasting I think this is what I'm doing
from now on you know I'm going to be
rolling with Chris to Detroit this week
so I think we'll probably put together a business plan
and we'll break it down
actually I already had chat GPT
right it up we're good to go oh good
good all right uh i'm sorry is there more to this uh video clip no okay then uh let's go to my
uh next clip there's a concerned patron at chucky cheese
he's a he's a criminal what would you like to know he's a crime he's a criminal what would you like to know
i would like i was like you walking out to go and all these turrets and somebody like chucky
would y'all put mickey mouse in his house have a good night would you all put mickey mouse in a
It goes, oh, ma'am, Mickey Mouse is not real.
Just FYI, we can't put Mickey Mouse in handcuffs.
You realize we're not arresting Chucky Cheese, right, man?
You understand.
This woman's the only person doesn't realize.
Like, no, no, it's the guy in the costume.
The guy in the what?
Oh, fucking Florida, man.
You know, I try to defend the state in my home state of Florida, but it makes it, they make it so difficult sometimes.
The cop did not even give a shit to.
He's like, okay, bye.
Yeah, he's like, I'm not going to debate whether we would arrest Mickey Mouse or not with you, ma'am.
I don't have time for this shit.
Here's the part of this I don't necessarily get is how did this cop, like, know it was him in the suit?
Because, like, this guy had the mask and everything on.
Yeah, I would have thought there'd be some type of conversation.
Like, hey, let's come with me.
You know, let's take the thing off in front of the kids and stuff.
No, they couldn't wait to arrest this guy in front of children.
Man.
It's great.
Being a cop would be cool.
Dude.
I told you, Sheriff.
Sheriff, Deputy, Sheriff Carl, let's do it.
Let's go run some shitty town.
No, I just want to go to, like, hockey games and, like, arrest the mascot as he's, like, jumping around and getting all the kids cheering.
Like, even if they didn't do anything wrong.
You know what I mean?
Later we'll be like, oh, my bad, I thought you were someone else.
That's really kind of funny.
I think it's a great idea.
Clip number, I'm full of good ideas today.
Clip number four, it's time to take the mask off.
This is almost like Scooby-Doo-esque.
Let's find out who you really are.
Soinks.
Does this come off, man?
Does this just come off the top?
I want to hurt you.
I'll work you.
I understand you work here.
What the fuck is this about?
We're going to talk to you.
You don't fuck with the sanctity of the mouse.
Can I get that?
I got to take this back.
This is my work stuff.
Okay.
We'll do it.
Put him in the car and read him and then go from there.
Man, where are you going on?
I know he's probably got internal pants, but.
Oh, man.
This guy sounds really smart, doesn't he?
No.
Oh.
I wait for the cop goes, oh, does this thing come off?
Yeah.
What do you think it's locked?
It's glued on.
It's locked onto my head.
Yes, it definitely comes off.
It's like suicide squad.
It's stuck on my head until my shift ends.
All right.
So this is where the cops are just having way too much fun in my next clip.
What is going on?
Just have them.
Just pat him down.
Just cut them down for now.
I just make sure there's nothing great.
Do you have any weapons, knives?
I don't carry with me.
Okay, perfect.
What is going to?
Did he really just get dressed in?
All right.
All right, sir.
The parents are not happy with me or us for the paying.
It should be case.
Too bad.
Too bad.
The parents are not happy with us.
We probably could have gone about that in a better way.
They were like, no, that was the fun way to do it.
And they were right.
It made headlines.
We talked about it on this show.
We're talking about it again.
You know, I'm looking at this, and I'm just kind of watching the demeanor of the gentleman in the turkey cheese outfit, because, you know, I know we just got dragged out of his job. He's probably not having the best day. But he doesn't seem like a very happy go lucky guy or the person you'd want in the suit.
Right. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, who the fuck would sign up for a job with this? Oh, that, okay, yep. Yeah. That makes sense.
This is like a slightly better job than spinning a sign in front of the store. Yeah, it's up there. But actually, now that I think about it, you know, we were talking about Chad.
Zumak if he wanted to get a day job and I guess this goes for shooley too and his day job
this is the gig because no one would know that you're chucky cheese you know what I mean
this is the gig for you why are you can't be outed why are you blowing chuli's cover like this
oh shit why are you doing that I forgot he told me that in private yeah um turned out chucky
cheese doesn't know shit in my next clip
or what it's going on. I don't know anything.
Have you creed?
On the big neighborhood meat market.
You went there multiple times.
I used my own car.
Now, I don't use other people's stuff for nothing.
Okay. At the meat market, you use your own card?
My own car, that's it.
So you do, you do go to the meat market, then?
I go there, but I don't use nobody car.
I bought my own.
When is the last time you went there?
A few days ago.
A few days ago?
Okay.
And you used your own card there?
Just my own, nobody else.
Is that the app thing you were talking about?
Your Apple paid there?
Cash up.
They take cash out there?
Okay.
What about the time savers, too?
Cash out.
Cash out.
So you've been there recently?
This is right after he read his rights and his right to remain silent.
And then he's admitting to going to all these places where they found him with fraudulent charges.
Oh, I was there.
I was there, but I used my own card.
And I don't want to stereotype, but Cashap, that checks out.
So anyway, this guy's an idiot.
He should not be talking at all.
He should be remaining silent during these questions.
And then the other cop realizes the optics here.
They have Chuck E. Cheese's head up on a cop car in front of Chuckie Cheese where there's
like children coming in.
It doesn't look great, you know?
Sure.
So he decides to probably, he should remedy that situation.
And I think he tries to be a little too cool for school in this clip.
Let me give the manager at least the helmet so we're not, I'm not trying to advertise that we have to make the mouse or whatever his name is.
It says it.
right there on the building.
Chuck E. Cheese.
I don't know his name's Mickey Mouse
or whatever his name is.
Stop an asshole.
You know exactly who that is.
They shouldn't have done it the way they did it.
It's so silly.
I love it.
I think they should do it every day this way.
No, this is fun.
So the best part about this video
is the first part where he's getting
handcuffed in front of children.
And we have another angle because the other cop was in there too.
Perfect.
So let's see the other angle of this.
Chuckie's a little bit busy, ma'am.
Chuckie.
Come with me, Chuckie.
Come on me, Chuckie.
Come on.
Come with Chuckie.
Stop resisting.
Stop resisting.
You're being detained.
Stop resisting.
Let it go.
Oh, no.
Dude, I love that angle better.
Because you can see, he's actually interacting with children as they come and they go,
Chuckie's busy.
He's going with us.
Oh, no.
They got Chuckie.
Oh, no, they got Chuck.
He's, like, running away.
Like, the mom was grabbing with the other kid, like, turning him away from this.
Oh, Lord.
It's his birthday party all over again.
So traumatizing.
These kids are going to remember this forever.
Yeah.
Someday a therapist is going to be like, are you sure you're remembering this correctly?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's on YouTube.
I'll pull it up.
No problem.
And then this is fun.
So this is the perp walk again, but with the other angle, the guy who actually took Chucky out.
Okay.
We're going to talk in a minute.
Okay.
We've got to do our job, ma'am.
Oh, no.
It's not my call, ma'am.
Oh, no.
That poor little kid.
You hear the kid go, why, Chucky?
I'm talking a minute,
let you know what's going on, okay?
All right, that's fine.
I'm working.
I'm entertaining kids for living.
I'm sorry.
What did you say,
Kenny?
Entertainment kids for living.
So thank you, Dylan,
from somewhere.
for finding that and sending it my way.
Well, one of my favorite cop cam videos
of all the time.
That's definitely up there,
but I still think it's fucked
that they want to do that
in front of those poor kids.
Oh, shut up.
You do not.
I know.
I wish they'd just beat them up
in front of those kids,
be honest with you.
Yeah, if you would have resisted more.
And they just beat the crap
out of the kids like,
this is what happens when you resist.
Kids all wear the belly of lesson.
Cops all fucking jacked up
and angry.
Perfect.
Wow.
Good one, Carl.
Good one, Carl.
I guess that makes it time for some voicemails.
Let's go.
The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.
Syracuse, as much fun as three-quarters of a bills game.
See you in Syracuse.
Very timely, this guy.
Wow.
It's on top of it.
He is.
Carl, we have a voicemail from our friend, podcast, prophet, and he's not the only one concerned
about your performance lately.
Oh.
Hey there, boys.
Podcast Profit here.
Holy Spirit is speaking through me.
I found out the hard way that
when you Google
Gary Oldman,
remembering the
R and Gary is
really important.
Any hoodles. Carl, I love you.
Write it down. And I voted for you,
obviously. But
are you just not trying to win anymore?
Like, I knew you weren't winning that much,
but I cannot believe
the fucking spread
and your creep this week
wasn't really all that good
Vinny's
like creeped on a dude
creeped on a couple of people and then
did a mass shooting your guy just had
a fucking bad day
and then decided to kill people
there's no creepness
to that it's just more insanity
like your creep and I apologize
but your creep was
literally like half
as good as Vinny's.
But you voted for me.
Like I said, though, I still voted for me.
That kiss people cheat.
Those are the cheaters, Carl.
It's true.
You should vote for you.
You thought,
but the bigger creep.
But podcast,
profit, I appreciate the feedback,
and I appreciate you, my friend.
But my creep didn't just
murder two employees at the store.
He got his car and drove to another
employee's house, broke into the house
and murdered her before
driving 150 miles and then
killing himself.
That's some creepy fucking
behavior man i brought it last week
that's bullshit right there well the
score says something else yeah i guess so uh comment on your cop cam from last
week hey thanks for that cop cam car
it was nice to see something
like a hot chick who was drunk
instead of something i just thought you were escalating
it eventually was just going to be a bus full of kids with cancer
on fire crashing into a zoo
Yeah, drunk hot chicks are fun.
We're saving that for the live show in Detroit.
That's right.
And this is a voicemail I really appreciate.
This is someone responding to the anger that some people had about us having Douglas King, Jr.
from Predator Poachers Long Island on a few weeks ago.
People are angry about the Predator Poacher guy for the wrong reason.
It's not that they ruin police investigations or anything like that.
It's that you guys brought on a professional to your show, and now all the creeps who listen to it have a better idea of how not to get caught.
That's a good point.
No, it isn't.
I didn't think of that.
No, it isn't.
The thing with these child molesters is that they think with their dick.
So they always make the wrong decision.
Oh, boy.
You know, Carl, this just reminded me of something.
Hold on.
I need to do something while I'm thinking about it.
this is important. This is me going off on my own
again in the middle of voicemails, but I need to send a special
thank you. Are you sending a dick pick to someone?
Did I just remind you to send a dick to someone? I didn't do
too bad, did I?
You point didn't do too bad.
No, I got to do the right thing. We did a bonus
episode last Thursday. We did Weight Watchers
number two. We should talk about that. Yes.
I wanted to take a second and send a special
thank you out to, uh, let me, I want to get this right.
Mm-hmm. At Bessonica underscore Pax
who wrote the lyrics for,
the Weight Watchers theme song oh nice so i just want to give him a shout out say thank you to him
that's theme song is fantastic yes it is it's really great if you want to be part of our secret club
with uh vini myself johnny the sound audio engineer and dick mastersson you can sign up at
patreon dot com slash the creepoff that's right or you become a member of this youtube channel yes
and then you will get the super secret monthly meeting episodes that we have don't tell you
what we're up to we're trying to save the world
For their health.
For their health.
That's right.
Last voicemail I have, Carl, from our new pal, Ron the electrician.
Hey, Carl.
Hey, Vinnie.
Ron, the electrician here.
I just thought of an idea for the wheel of consequences.
Have a child.
Preferably biological, but you can adopt one, too.
And Vinny, we both know that you'll never win this.
You'll never get this consequence.
Wink.
Fuck.
it would be a consequence for Carl
I don't want kids
I couldn't imagine you with it
being somebody's dad
I couldn't imagine Dick Masters
in doing it but you know
crazy things happen sometimes
well here we are
here we are
2025
I think I'd be a fantastic father
why would you say that Vinnie
well because of your general demeanor
your attitude towards everything
your ultra-critical nature
yeah yeah my drug problem
yeah
the meth thing definitely
the meth thing
yeah probably not great
for a father. Yeah, okay. I can imagine
your child showing up to school.
Just talking shit to everybody and laughing
about it. Oh, what an awful
person to bring into the world.
You're just describing me as a kid? Is that all
you're doing right now? Yeah. Yeah.
You get a beef with your parents too
while we're on this. All right, those are
our voicemails this week. That would make it time
for a scum parade, Carl.
And let's hit our new
Scum parade theme song from Allort and Savior.
It's time for us to listen to the scum parade.
With stars and murder drugs and jaywalking
You'll hear about a guy who fucked his dog
And catch up on the news this week
I want to hear the scum parade
Where's the scum parade?
Where's the scum parade?
We didn't even get into like you trying to do sports with your kid?
Oh my God
What do you mean by that?
Trying to do sports with my...
How are you going to do sports with a kid with your club feet?
What are you talking about?
I played sports all through high school.
school.
What I mean?
You were the mascot.
I was not the mascot.
They dragged you around in a wagon with the soccer team.
I went to Europe with my team.
What are you talking about?
You went to Europe with your team?
I did.
I went to four different countries to play soccer.
Right.
Play soccer.
Yeah.
They didn't just rub your feet for rock before each man.
That wasn't just a good luck charm.
I would be a terrible good luck charm.
Okay.
Well, Carl, let's talk about another guy who could have made today's creep off a
rendezvous at a Florida hotel turned violent
when a man ran over a woman after she
refused to allow him to smell
her feet. Now
cops say the incident
unfolded around 2 p.m. on August 24th
at the Serena Hotel in
Avenchura about 20 miles north of
Miami. This woman
agreed to meet this guy
at a hotel. The gentleman's
name was
something circle. El Manzi
Circle. Yeah. Yeah. So they
hooked up, like she hooked up with this rando
on an app.
El Monsi.
Agreed to meet him at a hotel and it turned out he was a weirdo.
What are the chances of that?
Yeah, she went up to the room,
28-year-old Circle allegedly asked to smell her feet and buy her used shoes.
The victim told Circle it would cost him $1,000 as she is a foot model and that's her going rate for this type of thing.
So the headline is misleading here.
Agreed.
Because the headline says he ran her over because she wouldn't let him smell her feet.
no he did that because she was charging way too much sure that's what the problem is here she was
fine with that but a thousand dollars is a bit steep now he wanted to buy a pair of her shoes as well
and uh you know that might be a big chunk of the money they might have been a nice pair of jordan's
no she said they were old shitty sneakers she was willing to let him buy them for a thousand
dollars okay yeah so she told him the sneakers ran her car and she had to go get them and she
reportedly stated that she went to use the restroom and saw Circle run out of the room
thinking he stole something from her the victim chased him to the parking garage so these
two are running through the hotel i'm imagining her pants are around her ankles
once they got to the parking garage she saw him in a red mercedes SUV he passed her
and allegedly stopped did a three-point turn and then ran over the victim
she suffered road rash and bruising to her back arms and chest which required immediate medical attention circle allegedly fled the scene but was later arrested on the charge of aggravated battery uh when i got there he just wanted to sniff my feet and i didn't feel comfortable with that she told him you know for free i mean you could have my sneakers all you want i mean i don't care i'm not wearing them and you know they're just sticky old sneakers but people like weird things she said yeah she's the one hooking up with guys who have a foot fetish and she's like these people so bizarre
are. Yeah, she says by the grace of God, she's still standing today.
Jesus Christ. She has like such a victim in this.
She real, well, I mean, she got rid off her bag.
Yeah, because she was going to charge a thousand bucks.
I don't even know if there's like, I don't even know. I don't even know if this guy stole her sneakers or if he was going to sneeler sneakers or he just went, fuck this bitch. I've not paid her $1,000.
And she starts chasing him down the hallway going, I want my money. Well, I don't know what happened here.
It does mention that this guy does have priors of meeting up with girls from.
and robbing them so okay yeah he might be a problem uh real quick if you want to get into the super
chat monday celebration sure where are we going uh where do we leave off scroll up uh yeah riley and friends
thanks a two bucks you're i'm a knuckle dragging dullard he was correcting himself riley and friends man
you're going to single-handedly fund the show today i love it he's our executive producer detroit hype
see you there boys see you in detroit can't wait absolutely a principled uncertainty thanks for
the Fiverr. I can buy a whole carrot. And this is the this in the UK right now, I might as well
have some lint. You're saying that the food prices are expensive in the UK, Mr. Uncertainty?
I believe he is. Ryle and Friends, thanks for the Fiverr, this was not another win for the
tow. Yes, I saw that. I wanted to make sure we got that in while it was relevant to the story.
Carl, yes. Let's talk about a heck comic, shall we? I'd love to. So anyway, Vinny. Oh,
someone else. Okay.
I'm talking about John Reap
Oh
This made some big news
This guy won last comic standing
You're familiar with him at all
No, and the first sentence
Of this article
Really put me off as
John Reap 53
A famous comedian from Hickory
I have never heard of this man
Dude, he is such a hack
I watched some of his clips
After you set this article over
I have a clip
Would you like to see a clip guys
I have a great one
You're gonna really like this
You're gonna like this clip
This is great
saying if you hear bless his heart
if you
if you hear somebody say
bless his heart
they're about to talk some shit
and it'll be the worst thing you've ever
heard too is like bless his heart
but he is a pedophile
oh he is
he's a racist pedophile
and he's got a club foot
whoa
some serious confessions
and he's got a club foot
dude this just fucking popped out of
nowhere today.
I'm going to fucking foot in, you ass, white.
Wow.
Yeah, so let's talk about why he were talking about him.
He's been arrested on multiple counts of second and third degree sexual exploitation of a minor.
On April 15th, the Hickory Police Department, received an internet crimes against children's
cybertip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children about sexual abuse material.
The account associated with the cybertip belonged to reap.
There's a search warrant at the location linked to the IP address from the cybertip, electronic devices
were seized during the execution of the search horn.
Digital forensic analysis of these devices
and other online communication devices were completed.
And he was arrested, Carl.
One count of second-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.
Nine counts of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.
They involve minors between one and 14 years old.
Jesus.
You know, I think Last Comic Standing should have to apologize
for having this man on their show.
And Dat fan while they're at it.
Let's apologize for fucking.
The bat in a fucking thousand over there.
Jesus, what a heck show that is.
They apologize when they had Voss on, but they don't apologize for this.
You mean my good buddy, Rich Voss, who I played poker with?
Oh, yeah.
How'd you guys make, how'd you guys get along?
I heard him on WATP.
Oh, you heard of chop in?
Yeah, it was great.
We had fun.
We had some fun ball busting.
Boss is the man.
I love Rich.
He really is.
His stand-up show was next level.
Yeah.
He annihilated every person in the room.
It was really good.
Yeah.
Voss doesn't have a lot of energy in his everyday life,
but when he gets on stage...
Oh, he was sitting.
He was sitting on stage, but he was fantastic.
Yeah, he's surgical.
So this John Reap guy, he just stinks as a comic.
He's from Hickory, North Carolina, as they mentioned in this.
The first time I ever saw him perform anything,
the opening line, that's what I was looking for when I found that clip about him going,
well, pitiful, was, he goes, I'm from Hickory, North Carolina.
You could tell it's a redneck city because Hick is in the name.
Jesus Christ.
I watched a clip because I wanted to see who this guy was.
So I watched a clip where he's talking about how he's not a DIY kind of guy.
And he goes, I'm a YDU or YDI guy.
You do it.
I was like, holy shit.
And people are laughing.
It's like a theater of people laughing at this.
What's going on?
Lowest common denominator comedy and lowest age of victims.
One's pretty low.
Thanks to the super stick.
Rock or Rope 2002.
my man thank you brother thanks buddy so uh reek is in a bunch of trouble he was on last comic
standing he won it and he was also on netflix's brad paisley's comedy rodeo and uh his latest
special is on amazon prime ginger beard man cool this is the level that we're talking about
cool stuff so good stuff let's talk about this guy now i know you have problems with your brother
sometimes but uh this guy takes it brotherly rivalry to uh the next level uh a kentucky man was
arrested after allegedly breaking into his brother's home and stabbing him in his testicles with
scissors. Oh, okay. Yeah, I take it back. Grant's not the worst brother in the world.
Turns out.
Turns out. Justin Dean is charged with burglary strangulation at assault after an arrest citation
says he was arrested on Friday. In the criminal complaint, investigators say at 2 a.m. on
August 3rd, Dean entered his brother's house without permission, only for his brother to wake up
to find him standing in his bedroom. No, not sucking on his feet. Stabbing.
his scrotum with a pair of scissors.
You know, rarely do you hear the words testicles and stabbed in the same sentence?
I feel like as far as body parts go, the testicles would be the most difficult to stab.
You got to be laying there still.
He picked the right time in night.
Yeah, I guess.
When Dean's brother woke up, investigators say Dean immediately started stabbing him in the testicles
with the scissors.
The police say a physical struggle between him and Dean putting his brother in a chokehold until
he nearly lost consciousness before managing to escape.
escape. Witnesses nearby said she heard a loud bang in the home and Dean's brother screaming
as if he were being killed before seeing Dean run out of the house. I'd be noisy too if someone
was trying to stab my testicles. Yeah. I'd throw a fit. I'd be real cranky. What a fucking move.
You know what I'm going to do? I know it'll get him. Like this isn't even jackass. This is like
really sadistic. I'm going to stab him in the nuts. I like that someone in the chat, the commander
Kelligan wrote, is that born wrong, Ray DeVito? And then she corrected herself. I mean,
born wronger? Ray DeVito. He does have kind of a Ray thing going on. He does a little bit.
He does. I got one more story for you, Carl. Let's meet this ghoul.
Oh, she's cute. What's she doing later?
You don't want to have anything to do with this creepo. Let's hear about it.
Well, we're going across the pond. This is Amy Upton. She's 38 years old. And she's a
a funeral director.
Okay.
Now, she's specialized
in taking care of
the bodies,
the corpses of dead babies.
Oh, that's a weird
specialty to have?
Yeah, so as you can imagine,
she's probably a lot of fun at parties.
She probably has some stories.
Well, a mother of a deceased baby
claims to have found Amy Upton
watching cartoons
with the body of her dead son
and a baby bouncer next to her
and another dead baby on the sofa.
She's 38 years old.
She's watching cartoons with a weirdo.
Did you miss the part
about the dead baby?
and the baby bouncer honestly viti i'd rather watch tv with a dead baby than a live baby that's true
can you really call it a baby bouncer at that point is it's got to tap on the head a few times
getting going at this point it's just a baby holder right right you would think yeah so the mother
zoe zoie ward said she was terrified when she saw her son blue kept in dirty conditions in miss upton's
home and it was dirty geez be the least of my worries i would never
keep my dead baby here. Could somebody
dust for once? She's Louise.
This is terrible. Holy shit,
Josh from Jersey just nailed it.
Portition Gillespie.
That's very good.
Very well done.
No, that's not Carbix girlfriend, guys.
No. The Leeds
Teaching Hospital Trust said it had banned
Miss Upton from its mortuary's in spring
this year. Holy shit. I just noticed Josh from Jersey's
avatar is
the photo of Aaron
in bed with John's faces.
That's a home run all around, Josh from Jersey.
Way to go.
Well done.
Mrs. Ward's son died of brain damage at Leeds General Infirmary in 2021, and she opted to use
Ms. Upton's baby lost support and funeral service.
Florey's Army is the name of it, after a recommendation from a friend.
However, when she went to visit the next day, she said she was shocked to discover the grim
scene when she thought her son would have been kept in a professional setting, you know,
like in a refrigerator or somewhere where they could.
keep the body. She said, I realized it was blue and that Ms. Upton says, come in. We're watching
PJ masks. There's a cat scratcher in the corner. I could hear a dog barking. There was another
dead baby out of the sofa. It wasn't a nice sight, said Zoe. I call my mom and said,
I'm saying, that ain't right. I was screaming down the phone saying it's mucky, it's dirty.
He can't stay here. Miss Ward said she immediately changed funeral directors, adding that the weird
experience had left her upset and angry. The parents of another baby who wished to remain anonymous
said that they were left confused about why
their stillborn daughter's body was at this
lady's house to begin with. I
just don't know why she was there, said the girl's
mother. She's watching TV with
these dead babies around her and people are
coming over. She's like, yeah, come on in. Like this is like
a real life crazy person. Yeah.
Okay. We both agree on that?
Yeah, this is a fucking looney bin person.
Great question, ape shit media. Is the baby's
name blue or is she describing it?
Both. Yes.
The answer's both.
So the crazy part about
this video i'm sure you're going to get to it in the article she's not broken any laws
not a one there's not been one crime identified there's no crimes here it's like you didn't
want your baby anymore because it was dead so now it's mine and i'm holding onto it don't look
i'm nursing oh god yes a spokesman for the trust told bbc when we first became aware of
concerns we implemented extra steps in our mortuary service on top of our already robust measures
said the hospital so they banned her from being able to be around the dead baby
anymore but no crime committed unbelievable no not abuse of a corpse is watching cartoons abuse
no babies love cartoons oh man you know they say do something you love you never work a day in
your life good for her this one miss upton told the bbc she had only two complaints of the eight
years since she set up florey's army i'm guessing it was from those two parents yep the ones that
came over to her house and witnessed it are the ones that complained makes sense
Rocco Orby 2002 thanks for the Fiver
Give Brit girl a break
She probably couldn't afford
One of those creepy reborn baby dolls
This is a legit replacement
I guess
Those things I think are expensive
Riley and friends
Thanks for the Fiver
Oh no
I hope the babies didn't get infected
From the dirty house
It wouldn't want them to get hurt
Right exactly
Who cares at this point
It's fine
I don't care if you're dead to it
At this point
Do whatever the fuck you want
We're just gonna put it in the ground
Can't believe our show
Isn't more popular Rennie
Can't believe people don't want to
hang out on the Monday afternoon and hear about
dead babies
sitting around watching cartoons.
This show is the feel good hit of the fall.
It really is.
It really gets the week started, doesn't it?
JFK's head chunk.
Little known fact, dead babies make excellent pillows.
That is a little known.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, on that note, what the fuck?
Carl, it's been a great competition.
Don't forget to vote this week at the creepoff.com.
We are going to be traveling,
so I don't believe we're going to be doing a bonus show this week.
We'll find a way to make up for it down the line.
So we will be back on Monday.
We will be in Detroit.
We'll be hanging out Thursday night.
People are in the area.
I'll post that in our Discord.
I'll tweet about where we're going to be.
Definitely not the stupid fucking place in Royal Oak that has the guy strumming acoustic guitar behind the bar.
Fucking end up at that place every year.
Every time we go to Detroit, I end up at that place.
I hate that place.
I hate that place.
It's so tiny and fucking awful.
I just don't want to hear a guy strumming acoustic guitar at 300 decibels.
I'm just trying to have conversations with people.
It's unnecessary.
Where are we going to go?
Where are we going to go?
I don't know.
I'll figure it out.
Anyway, my point is we'll be in Detroit this weekend.
Looking forward to that.
Live WATP.
Whole gang will be there.
And at two hours from now on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel, I'll be on with
Shulie and Blind Mike and Adam Bush talking point dabble point.
Suttering John is all the way back.
He's paying for Stream Yard again.
He's revenge porn threatening Vince the lawyer.
He's up to know.
good. So we'll be covering that. Check out Point to Abil Point. Welcome back, Retard.
Yep. Welcome back, idiot. So yeah, 4 o'clock Eastern, check out Pointe to Abil Point on our YouTube
channel. All right. We'll see you in Detroit. Until next week, it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Yeah, kids.
