The Creep Off - Episode 281: The Boy who cried Greenland

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

From locker rooms to lock-ups, college football has had its fair share of shady characters. In this week’s episode, Karl and Vinnie dig through the history of NCAA to discover who is the creepiest college football player of all time! Plus, we’ve got a brand-new Karl’s Cop Cam and a fresh Scum Parade you won’t want to miss.The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: American Airlines passenger Ketty Dilone duct-taped to seat for attacking flight attendant, threatening crew during bizarre midair outburst: fedsJaquon Timothy, Peoria, IL man shoots ex girlfriend to prove love for new gfTerrified two day-old baby girl 'hurled to her death in gator-filled Mississippi River because father did not want her' | Daily Mail Online'La Diabla' Martha Aguilar arrested for alleged baby trafficking, organ harvesting ringsWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

In my will, Vinnie? Yeah. I'm going to leave you some shit. Really? Yeah, I got a bunch of tech that never fucking works. And it's just nonstop headaches. I'm going to give all of that to you. Cool.

Yeah. You already give me a lot of grief. Yep. I figure I'd give you a little bit more after I finally decide. It's been a good run. This is really a strange way to start a show. Well, it is the creep off. Yeah, good point.

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See, that's how you do a disclaimer. Okay, you tell the kids to get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo! Goon-goo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny and joining me in studio today.

Look at him wearing a collared shirt. It's hot. Cucka Carl. What is happening, Vinnie? Happy 4-0 start to the season to you, my friend. You know what? Which one of us is sooner to check out? I mean, come on. The way you started this thing. And now you bring it up

the 4-0 Buffalo bills. Ford O, baby. We're not slowing down either. defense is decimated. There's no one on the defense that's healthy right now. Wait until they get healthy. It's going to be a problem for the AFC. It's going to be a problem. And then Josh Seattle will go down and they'll lose every game. But, you know, up until that point, it's going to be great. I guess I'm just going to have to run the car in the garage for a while before the game. Is that way your wife got you a Tesla? No. I should not have a fucking Tesla. Don't you start rumors like that, Carl Hamburger. Don't you do it. Hey, everybody. It's a

other episode of the Creepoff. For those of you, it's your first time tuning in. Carl, would you explain to everyone the rules of what we do here? We do a true crime show that you have to pay attention to. Because Vinny and I will be presenting who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category today. That category is college football player. And we'll both present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. And then you go to the creepopop.com. You vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep.

Our results girl will see in just a minute who's very lovely. We'll tally up the votes for us. And the next week, she'll let us know who. won the previous week. Whoever got the most votes gets a win for that episode. When you get to five wins in a round, you win the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Right back there behind me. Now, I am technically on game point. I am two ahead of you. It's four to two right now. It's a good thing I brought it last week. I'm feeling pretty confident about this. I know Danny doesn't want to let me down again. She's been letting me down a lot this round.

And no, she doesn't want to do that. I feel pretty confident because my guy was, you know, fucking with little boys. And I think most of our listeners are really offended by that. So without any further ado, I hope so. I would hope both of our listeners. It's good point.

It's Danny. Hi there, Daddy. Hi, guys. What's up? You look great today. Yes, Danny. As always. I would tell you what,

I love the glasses. Very smart look on you. You look great. Oh, thank you. I wear them all the time. I just sometimes don't. Um, on stream because of the glare, you know, it's annoying. Sure.

Tell us more. Actually, don't. Tell us who won last week. Okay. Creepiest substitute teacher, surprisingly enough, was not John Melendez. Correct. No, he is. This is technically, those are the rules.

This is technically second creepiest substitute teacher. Let's make sure we got that clear. For sure. What a dork. 53% of the vote goes to Carl and Abilio. What the hell is he supposed to be?

Well done to all those creepos out there, the kuzeru's in the creepos. Thank you very much for your vote. I have to say, this girl getting up on the desk in front of a bunch of eight-year-olds and diddling herself was definitely some creepy-ass behavior all right carl congratulations i'm a gentleman you are still one point behind me i am still on game point this is true all this is true danny uh where could everybody find you

at danny desolation on instagram that's right everybody make sure you check it someone who hasn't friended you yeah on instagram what are they waiting for get over there go go bother danny on on instagram don't be creepy but just tell her the creep off that don't be creepy okay yeah good luck that. Be smooth. Yeah. When you slip it into the D.Fs. Yeah, be smooth with that. Yeah, please. All right, we will see you again next week. Thank you for your service. Thanks, Danny. I like you better than usual today. Oh, good. I like you better than usual, too. Love you more than a friend. Get out of here. Both of you. You know what? You could both leave. I feel like I did shoe her out because I was not expecting to lose there today. I know. You

really were just like dismissive just now. Like, that's enough on you. Bye-bye. That's enough. All right. Well, you already told everybody what our category is this week, college football. It was chosen by our pal, Alex, the Oracle. So, good pick. Good pick. We haven't done it yet. So, Carl, what should you ring that balance? Since you won last week, you get to go first. All right, Vinnie, I am bringing in a creep who played D3 wide receiver down in Tennessee. Division 3. That's correct, my friend. You really were scouring for creeps. I only know of Division 3. I went to SUNY Brockport. I don't even know that there's a D-Y.

I never heard of it. Oh, okay, perfect. William Riley Gall, goes by Riley Gall. And Riley started dating Emma when she was 14 as a freshman in high school. He was 16 as a junior. Would I see a picture? I show the picture of the two? Please, they're a lovely couple.

She was a cheerleader. He was the star, wide receiver at Central High School in Knoxville, Tennessee. If you want to show them formal, you can show that. You can show them as a football. Yep, lovely couple. She's very cute girl. Yes, she is. A football player here.

She was the only freshman who made the cheerleading squad. She's very good at cheerleading and other things, too, I would imagine. The rest of the girls out of that squad looked like Carl and I. Right. It is Knoxville. We're talking about now. There's lovely women down there in Tennessee. And Emma was one of them.

So they dated out and off for a couple of years. Riley started getting real controlling and possessive and clingy. Well, he should be. He's a wide receiver. He's got to control possess the ball. You can't let go. You can't let go. You got to hold on to everything.

Don't put it on the turf, man. You can't do that. If it comes near you, you got to get it with both hands, Riley. So he went to college in the area so they could continue to date. But the problem was, now she's going to high school. He's going to college. He's not seeing her every day. He's trying to control what she's wearing?

Like, what do you wear to that high school? I think boys are going to start noticing you. I don't want that. Can't have that going on. So she was kind of getting freaked out a little bit. She blocked him on her phone and stuff because he was texting too much. So then he started stalking. her started to go to the supermarket where she worked and waiting out in the parking lot for

hours for her to come out of work and so now fast forward to October of 2016 so he's well into his freshman year college she's a junior in high school 16 years old and he gets real agitated okay with her he starts sending your messages that are just like I hate you I hate everything about you you're the biggest bitch I've ever come in contact with that's horrible I know. He's being a real jerk off to this lovely lady. She's going to go running off with some senior now. You're just chasing her away from you, buddy. Things escalated from there.

He wrote, you're dead to me. I'll check the obituary. Fuck you. And that's when her parents got involved. And they said, Emma, we don't want you seeing this boy anymore. He seems like bad news. Yeah, I don't want you going out with this college football player anymore. Yeah, get a D1 player.

You know hot you are? Why, you did he a D3 receiver. That's a good point. Like, she has a better chance at a college scholarship for cheerleading that this guy has playing football. Agreed. Okay. Okay. So what happens is she decides, okay, she's got to break it off.

He's being controlling. He's being a bit of an asshole. And so what does this douchebag do? Vinnie? Let's her go gracefully. It starts dating girls his own age? No, no, no, no. He pulls it to Leah. I'm going to kill myself. All right. All right. You beat me last

week. You got to bring you one of these again. And then he like attempted He had suicide and his buddies had to help him. Oh, I almost killed myself. Emma doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I just have to say, when you put it like that, I want to vote for you. There's nothing worse than that. He's the worst kind of person.

I fucking hate it. Oh, my God. Then he starts messaging her from an anonymous number because she blocked him. And what does he tell her from the anonymous number that he was kidnapped? We've kidnapped your boyfriend Riley. She's like, whatever. I can't. I can't deal with his asshole anymore. We broke up and I'm at the ball with my friends right now, so.

Oh my gosh. It's just nonstop. This guy trying to get her attention. What do they think a teenage girl is going to do? They're calling her to tell him that he's been kidnapped. She's going to lead the search party for him. What does he think is going to fucking happen? He wants her to feel bad for him and be like, Riley, I need to take you back. You're going through such a hard time right now. You're trying to opt yourself and you get kidnapped. It just seems like a lot of bad things are happy to. You probably need my sweet puss back in your life that's what he's hoping would happen that's not what happened though so one night he decides he's gonna scare her he said okay what if i scare this bitch into coming back with me so he dressed

up in all black with a black mask and just starts stalking around the neighborhood at night she's like what in the fuck is going on this is creepy a what are you doing here i thought you got kidnapped well he wasn't him wasn't him viny you know he sending their messages like hey your friends are telling me there's some creep in the neighborhood. If you need me to come and protect you, I'd be happy to do that. So two nights later, he does just that. He heads down to her house. Where he's not allowed, by the way.

The parents do not want him there. Sure. And he decides, so he did this thing, his grandfather's got a 9mm Glock that he left in his car. And so this guy, like, grabbed his grandpa's handgun. And so he decided, you know what? She's not afraid of this guy dressed in all black stalking around the neighborhood. What if someone, I don't know, shot up her bedroom? Would that scare her?

Maybe that will send her back to me. Maybe that'll be what'll do it. So around 3 a.m., this guy's hanging out by the house, and Vinny shoots two rounds through the wall of her bedroom. Not a window, just a wall. See, to me, I would think that's probably the safer way to do it. it. Like, because if you shoot it through the window, I feel like the bullet's going to travel further. I think if you shoot it into the wall, it's going to make a lot of noise, startle people, maybe not go through all the way, you know what I mean? Right, right. Well, here's the 911 call

from the next morning. Oh, no. I just said we got my daughter for school, and she has no pulse. He's 16. He said that she's non-responsive? Yeah, her tings hanging out of her mouth. Stay on the line. I'm transferring you to Roll Metro. Hit her right in the head. took her out immediately.

It was a one in a million shot, not. It was quite, I mean, he knows where the bed is in the bed room, but wow. Just took her out, and the mom finds her the next morning, trying to wake her up for school. You know, singing that little song at the end of the bed, who's going to have a wonderful day? It's Emma. Hey, Emma. Emma, would you put your tongue back in your mouth? Very rude to sit your tongue out at me, young lady.

Just trying to get you up in the morning. If you don't put your tongue and your brains back into your face. So I watched the entire interrogation he had with the police Because he was a suspect obviously And the police were like So what were you doing in the time between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. He claims he was back at the dorms in the parking lot Crying

Looking through old photos of them and old messages And just sobbing away by himself Because he's so distraught Again this guy is such a little bitch I assume he actually did do that after he fired the gun. Yeah. And went back there and sat around and cried like a little bit.

They were able to see that his phone was located next to her house at the time that the... He catches his phone on him, too? Oh, yeah. Well, what's funny is he thought he was going to get away with that. His buddies were convinced that he's the one who shot Emma, and they like Emma. And so they decided to work with police. And he sits down and has a conversation with his buddies and talks about how he's got to get rid of this gun you know because he could get framed for murder if someone were to find this gun get the

fuck out of here he's gasoline his friends like that yep and listen to this it's a one about you think i have the exact type of gun that was used to kill about it's all coincidence guys you guys got to believe me i'm on the up and up over here i'm not attempting suicide or faking being kidnapped or anything i'm cool hands in the middle one two three cover up right so these are all his teammates on the football team and they decide they're like yeah we'll record this guy's conversation for so this is part of the recording that they did for the police but I'm trusting you guys like with my life because I mean this is 70 years

in jail if I be committed to something I did do man are you guys are you busy right now if you got to do anything I don't come get a bless because I need to hear you know I'm going to throw it into water they will never they'll never find out I'm trying to get the water with like

rocks and I don't know if you're following this It's a little muffled. It was muffled. But basically he's saying, all right, I need you guys help. I got to throw my gun in the water. He's going to go to the Tennessee River from the bluffs and chuck this thing so they can't be found. Hey, stupid. Why do you need help with that?

You can't fucking throw a gun yourself. Here's the reason. It was the analysis on this from police was that he wants them to be accomplices so that they go along with his story. Because now if they help him get rid of the murder weapon, they could get in trouble. You know? he strikes me is like Melendez smart where he's maybe like a half a step ahead but not really well thought out

but he thinks he's clever like he thought during this interrogation he thought he had all the answers for the cops and there are so many problems with it let me just finish this record we could go ahead we can go on that the smaller ledger that really looks out of the water I mean I got your bad man

I just knees Christ dude I guess that if it goes if it's in the Tennessee River they will never put it so that's why I just want to eliminate that from the equation as a whole. Offiii, cover your basins. They're going to your base. That's, that's your seat.

All right. So as buddies is like, all right, man. If that's what we got to do, that's what we got to do. So they all drive over to the bluffs next to the river. And I guess who's there, Biddy? Weird to see you here, Riley. What's that you got? A fishing pole?

Where are the police there? Holy shit. The police are there. They see him with the murder weapon. So they set him up. And he got busted for that. Gall was convicted of first-degree murder, felony murder, tampering with evidence, stalking, reckless endangerment, possessing a firearm during a dangerous felony and theft. Judge McGee, sentenced Gall to life in prison without the possibility of parole for 51 years.

And also, he's a little crybaby bitch who murdered a chick who was interprime or was about to be interprime, I should say. Not at her prime, not at her prime, that yet, almost there. And good catch. Look that away from the rest of us. Vote for Carl at the creeppob.com. Well, Carl, you ignorant slut. Let me explain to you something, my friend. If we're talking college football creeps,

there's only one fucking football program we need to be discussing. Michigan University. Try again. Penn fucking State, Carl. There's only one university that is just fucked up when it comes to creeps. Penn State's at a class of their own, folks. If God doesn't love Penn State, then why is the sky blue and white? it's not that color blue and white oh you're right yeah i don't even know why they had that's a

saying good point yeah so listen man they had a head coach for a real long time maybe you heard of him joe paterno i'm familiar with jopa guy never saw a crime in his life nope not with those glasses nope the only thing he sees out of those beauties is bacteria those things are disgusting he could recognize uh uh the defense though he did know when they were going three four and when they were playing cover two great he sensed it in the four but this old piece of shit 1977 is the year we're going to talk about Carl. PetState brought it a

linebacker from Long Island this young fella It's a linebacker university right here I should be known for. Todd Hodney Big recruit for them. He was a starterist freshman year, helped the team make the Fiesta Bowl played as a freshman Carl. Seemed like the real deal

but a bit of a problem off the field. You see, during his sophomore summer vacation, he went back to Long Island and him and his buddies were robbing places and they got arrested breaking into a stereo shop. So Joe Pod at that point has to get involved and he says, listen, I should throw you off the team for breaking the law like this, but you know, you're a really good player. Yeah. How many tackles for loss that I have, coach? No, I know. We're considering that. That's true. Yep. Yep. So here's what we're going to do. We're not going to

throw you off the team. We're not even going to kick you off of school. We're just going to kind of like suspend you for a while. Yeah. Don't go to class, all right? I just want you in the, Jim. Dude, you're not far off. I'm sure I'm not. So this fucking maniac is on campus, that's September, the year after his rookie year. He's not playing. He's got a lot of time on his hands.

And all of a sudden, there's a rape spree happening on campus, Carl. Women started reporting rapes at State College. All of these rapes happen to be off-campus students inside their own apartments. These are women that were like sophomores and juniors. I'm sorry, you said spree. It just sounded like it was fun. I know it sounded fun thing. Yeah, I can imagine him running into an apartment.

This guy's huge, and he's running into an apartment all quiet, trying to be sneaky. And what he would do is he'd go and he unscrew all the light bulbs and make sure that the lights can't be turned on. Okay. Then he'd lie and wait until a woman comes in. That she would go to turn on the lights and be like, hey, my lights aren't working. Next thing she knows, she's getting smeared by a linebacker, and then he's smearing things all over her and inside of her. Oh, boy. But he did all this at knife point, by the way.

He would tie them up and hold them down. He didn't kill any of them. But there was a run going of 12 women this happened to over like three months. I got news for this guy. College girls are easy, especially if you're a star in the football team. What are he doing? This guy's a sicko, dude. Oh, he's just a predator.

Good point. He's a real fucking monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What of these victims, the 12 victims name was Betsy Sailor? She came home one night. A hot Betsy? Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, there have. I'm listening. There have been a couple of hot betsy's. Okay. What's her name? Well, fuck. Betsy. Her name's Betsy.

I go, what's her name? Stupid asshole. Good old Betsy. Yeah, there's a couple of hot betsy's. You got to go back a while. Okay. But tied her up, raped her. But he left behind the knife.

He left his knife in her apartment. And then the police got a break because here's the other thing that was going on, Carl, that I failed to mention. After all of these rapes, All of these women started getting creepy prank phone calls. Oh, got your pussy. He's just making these calls and hanging up, breathing heavy. And the thing that this guy didn't realize is that Betsy's dad worked for the phone company.

Oh. She's a local. So he was able to trace the phone call to the dorm that it was made from. And there was two people living in that dorm. Todd was one of them. What an idiot. And since... He's calling from his dorm room and terrorizing these women that he had assaulted?

Correct. He's stupid. And not only that, Carl, he left a knife behind. And he already has a criminal record because he was arrested for breaking an entry. So guess what the cops did? They knew two guys were in that dorm. They see this guy's got a record. They compare the fingerprints, knife to the fingerprints they took from his file, and they were a match.

So at that point, they go and find good old Papa Joe and say, hey, where the fuck is this guy? And Joe goes, I don't know. that way I don't fucking know I just work here yeah sorry guys um so paterno got this guy a fucking lawyer

dude really he's that good a linebacker the school got this kid a fucking lawyer the lawyer had him turn himself in he goes to court so who's your creep Sandusky what are we where we going with this no my creep is fucking okay okay Todd hoed me gotcha gotcha

So this is a really crazy part of this. He's definitely out of school now, but he still has this lawyer. This lawyer, he ends up getting convicted of this rape, the one rape. No jail time. Have a great life, kid. See you later. They let him walk. Go the 70s.

He goes back to Long Island. Who was the victim? A young woman? Ah, it's fine. What are you going to do, right? Sorry, I got to deal with my dog real quick. Vinnie is both ill and dog sitting today. Correct.

He takes this show real seriously. Keep voting for Vinny at the Creepov.com. Oh, I'm in the middle of the story. So they let him walk free. He goes back to Long Island within weeks, Carl. First, April 23rd, 1979, raped a 20-year-old woman in Osterby Cove. April 30th, dragged a 20-year-old girl Barbara Johnson into the woods, tied her up with her own sweatpants and raped her. Jesus.

And then on May 31st, he tried to rape a seven. 16-year-old girl who fought back, a neighbor who was an off-duty NYPD officer saw him running, chased him down, and that's how they finally caught him. Jesus. So by then, he's tied to at least five unsolved sexual assaults at Nassau County. So by 1979, just six months after being convicted at Penn State and being able to walk because of the football program. I don't know who's on trial here.

He gets sentenced to life, 25 to life. But guess what, car, or seven to 21 years. Okay. He serves about 18. to those years and after he gets released he needed some quick cash so he calls a taxi rapist for hire

rapists for hire he calls a taxi pulls a gun on a taxi drive or a knife I'm sorry pulls a knife on the taxi driver the taxi driver decided to fight back Todd beat the guy to death to death yes he actually murdered a taxi driver after getting out of prison for all of these fucking rapes not smart

then he was finally sentenced to 25 years of life where he died in prison in 2020 of cancer So again, this guy was a football player. And because of football, it allowed him to have a complete disgusting life of crime. And I think that should be taken to account when you go to the creepoff.com this week and you vote for your pal Vinny. All right. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com.

Or whatever you thought brought the bigger creep. I said vote for Vinny. This week. Okay. Whoever you thought brought the thing. You know, we are celebrating today. We're celebrating a couple of things. One of things we're celebrating, of course, is Super Chat Monday.

Certainly. Which I want to celebrate in just a moment. but I also want to bring up Dr. Steve, who's a real mensch, one of my favorite guys in the dabbler's. Everyone's favorite guy in the dabbler's. What am I talking about? He has set up a go-fund me for Shulie and me because we have a lot of legal fees. I don't know if you've seen the nonsense that's been going on with the lull suit. Interesting.

Like 74 things filed. It's ridiculous. Anyway, so he's set up a go-fund-me for us. And if anybody wants to contribute, if they want to fight back against the dabbling asshole, fight the dabbler. com is where you can go to help raise some funds for our legal fees as we continue to fight back against this asshole. We obviously have an anti-slap suit that we're looking at. So if you want to go and help us out and support us in this endeavor, fight the dabbler.com. This is it, huh?

That's it, buddy. Wow. Yeah, we just launched this yesterday. So really appreciate your guys support on this if you'd like to help us out. And thanks so much to Dr. Steve for setting this. up. That was really sweet of him. You know what I thought you were going to do? Honestly, pal. What's that? I thought you were going to say, hey, man, I don't know if you guys know this, but Dr. Steve, one of our favorite people in the world just celebrated his 70th birthday.

I thought we were going to, like, talk about that. I didn't know we were, I didn't know that birthday. Happy birthday, Steve. We missed him in Detroit because it was his 70th birthday. Yeah, man. He didn't want to celebrate with us. I don't blame him. I want to celebrate with family and loved ones. What a, he can't be that good of a guy. Go figure. But it is super Chip Monday. I just wanted to let you guys know about that. So thanks in advance for the support. And don't we all want to see this asshole, get the consequences he deserves? You know what?

I'm looking at here, and there's a lot, 27 people have donated so far. That's so cool of you guys. Yes, thank you. Including my buddy, Ben Ratner, who I was hanging out with a couple weekends ago. Wasn't he a producer for Anthony? Yes, Compile Media. He was the first producer ever on Compound Beat. He, Rat.

So thanks to Ben Ratner for doing that. Labrne Mystic's been a member for nine months. Sorry, lads. I went heavy donating to Karmic this weekend. I'll try to make it up next weekend. Do you get anything for these member chats? Go Bills. We do not, but we appreciate you being a member,

and that's why you get to do that. And go Bills. Thank you for the support. He gifted a creep-off channel membership. Thank you very much for doing that, Labyrinth Mystic. For whoever just got that lucky membership, you are now going to be able to see our bonus episodes every Friday.

Oh, we just did one on Friday with your buddy. Colin Delaney. Colin Delaney, professional wrestler. Yeah. And that was a fun episode. We talked all about the Raja Jackson incident, David, and a couple of good scum stories. So check that one out. It's up now.

Yeah. Roger Jackson, if you don't know, the son of a rampage from UFC fame, was supposed to be doing. Oh, sorry. He's supposed to be doing a professional wrestling, like goes into the ring and beats a guy up thing, but kind of lost his mind and almost murdered him in the ring. He just, the guy was unconscious and he just never stopped punching him in the face. And we learned how poorly run that show was because someone ran in and pidd the basically corpse of the guy that Roger Jackson. The ref gave the three count and everything. It's not obviously funny, but the guy's face looked like cat food.

And somebody just jumped on top of him to pet it. It's great. So support us. The creepoff.com. You can find a link to Patreon, of course, this YouTube channel if you want to see the bonus stuff we do every Friday. Rumpel Trenchco, thanks for the Fiver. I'm not really happy with this guy, but after him, he's a pretty good shot. I think he's talking about your creep.

Yeah. I mean, what are the chances of that? I mean, I guess there's a pretty good chance he shoot it to someone's better, but you're going to hit time. Never mind. Right. Noel Steve, thanks for the five, or hi, Carl. You're welcome for the layup win in Buffalo yesterday. We got our money's worth on that roughing the kicker penalty. Dolphins suck too, Vinny. I know. That was, that was ill-timed, and our punter looked like he was puking afterwards. It hit him right in the knee. It looked like it was in so much pain. He was vomiting on the field. But anyway, neither here nor there. You guys actually played a really good game, and the bills looked like they were going to lose it.

Labaristic, thanks for the two bucks. Carl's creep lesson, finish your trip to Greenland. Right. Like I always say, just do it. Someone in the chat earlier may have named this episode. They said, the boy who cried Greenland. I think that's going to be the name of it. Robble Trenchcoat, thanks for another fiver.

Wow, Carl. Case ended like an episode of Colombo. If Robert Culpe was mentally impaired. Right. There it is. New member. Hey Keith J73, thanks for joining That's a creepy photo

I'll let you read this piece of shit Michael P, go bills, go bills Michael P fun season so far I'm a fan of Michael P but I just can't get behind Buffalo ever Carl You know what time it is Is it time for my cop cam?

Fuck yeah sweet I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Carl's cop cam Lose all your rights Ruin your life

This one comes in from Anthony Lipke And, you know, typically It's months before these videos Surface and go up on YouTube Well, this took place in Fairview Heights, Illinois September 24th at 9 a.m. So, this was just last week. Five days ago.

Yes, right, five days ago. Fresh body cam, baby. You see this cop he's pulling over a vehicle for having a license plate that has expired for five years. This guy's a license plate has been expired for a long time. So routine traffic stop,

gets out, walks over to the passenger side to stay out of the road, and that's where we pick things up my clip number one. Shit. That's a who whoopsie. my vehicle's just been hit, starting the ambulance.

Hey, what happened? You tell me. I need a new car. This guy gets out. So he's driving a 2018 Camaro slams into this police car that's just stopped there behind this other car. Hit him so hard that the cop car went into this guy that he's pulled over. Did you hear tires squealing or anything? I don't think this guy even tried to stop.

That guy just went. rammed directly into it and I want to see the back of the cruiser but that cruiser moved a pretty good yeah hold on let's see if we can watch it back it up and watch my well yeah yeah you can watch that again the next clip's going to show you some of the damage that was done yeah okay let's see what happened right here come over here buddy get out of the row here have a seat real quick. Have a seat. You all right? Yeah, I'm all right. What happened, dude? I don't know, man. I've been drinking. You've been drinking? Yeah, I've been drinking. Okay. And I took some weed pills. Some weed pills? Yeah. It's a pretty honest guy, actually. Pretty refreshing, isn't it? I, everything that this man

has said has been truthful. Yep. What happened? I got to get a new car. I got to leave a correct. And I have drunk it out weed pills. cool all right i like it out of us i've never done weed pills before it sounds interesting though let me try that it's probably not um well this guy though realizes that he might be able to pay for all of this it might not be a problem i clip three oh good i got insurance it ain't gonna cover that though well i don't know but that's not what we're concerned about right now we're concerned about everybody's uh okay all right all right yeah i don't think insurance covers the uh attorney fees for your dewee would be my guess on that one

I'm surprised this guy isn't in cuffs yet Yeah well this cop is really like I guess you know what That's the lesson here You see how docile this cop is towards him Yeah Because the man is being honest Because he's honest

And actually he's talking So the cop's just like All right if he's gonna keep talking And we're gonna hear some more honesty In my clip number four It's quite shocking Wow if I was a defense attorney I would advise him to shut up at this point

But let's see what he says I did that on purpose sir What you hit me on purpose? Yeah, I did. Why is that? I'm bored. He hit the car. Notice there was no attempt at braking or anything like that.

It slammed to do with a parked car, police car. Why did you do that? I don't know. I got nothing else going on today. What an asshole. I did that on purpose. I'm bored. It's fantastic.

We're going to find out a little bit more about why he did that. It wasn't just out of boredom. My clip number five, we're a little bit more here. so you ran in the back of me on purpose yeah why is that i hate cops man yeah all right i hate cops this is all gavin newsom's twitter's fault dude i am telling you i'm really glad the media drummed up so much hatred for the police back in 2020 and just kept pushing that over and over and over again to make sure that the police were enemy number one it's working out really well for everyone involved it's it's been a tremendous service aside from

feeding us pharmaceutical ads nonstop, also telling us all to be afraid of the police and hate them. Fantastic job news media. You guys are killing it. Keep up the good work. Fucking assholes. All right. So now we got to figure out if an ambulance is coming.

And why do you think an ambulance, well, let me ask you this, many. Why do you think an ambulance would come to this scene right now? Well, a couple of reasons. Just to check in to make sure if anybody's hurt. But I'm guessing the pest, the driver of the car that was actually pulled over got rear-ended there by the cop car. It looked like a chain of events, like a chain reaction kind of thing.

So I'm guessing it's that driver who needs the ambulance. Yeah, so Kean and John L. Jennings here who drove into the car. He's got a very different thought of why the ambulance is coming. Oh, okay? We got an ambulance coming, okay?

All right. All right. They're going to take me home? I don't know. You ain't got no weapons on you, do you? No, sorry. Go ahead and put your hand in the back for me. All right.

Yes, sir They're going to come and check you out, okay, partner? Okay, all right Yeah, yeah, sir, the ambulance is coming to take you home That's what ambulances do They drive you to your house Will they take me to get a new car They take me to this chubby dealership

I really do enjoy my camera I'd like another one Yeah, and by the way, I don't like EMTs either I like EMTs You're cool, you're cool You gotta go So that's a shorty It was a quick one

I just thought that was really funny. This guy was charged with criminal damage to government property and three counts of aggravated battery. The driver of the vehicle getting pulled over was given a warning and allowed to go on their way. Do you know what annoyed I would be if I got pulled over by a cop? I'm already irritated. And then someone rammed into the cop, the cop car hits the back of my car. I'm like, motherfucker. Like, I need this today.

And look at that. The back of this person's car. I mean, this is all plastic and shit is all crap. Yeah, but the cops just like, okay, you're free to go. It's like, all right, can we exchange insurance information? What the fuck? you could leave. All right, fine.

I'll just leave. Fair enough. So that was a fun one. Thanks, Anthony, for sending that in. Solid work. A little quickie. Solid work. That was a quickie.

Carl, I believe it's time for some voicemails brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. All right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse just celebrated family weekend. Unfortunately, all our dads are still driving Uber's in Florida. See you in Seattle.

Syracuse. I see what you did there. A little John Melendez reference. I think it was. Right. Podcast Profit checking in in a shorter one than usual. Good job, podcast, Prophet.

Hey, boys. Podcast Profit here. Your Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You know what kind of bee makes you sleepy? A Cosby. Any oodles. Vinnie, you fucking piece of shit.

shit liar. How dare you promise an exclusive on when the next Weight Watchers was going to come out and then not deliver a bonus episode? Right. That's fucking shenanigans of the highest regard. I am very offended.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Also, this is why I'm a cousin, Rue. Thank you. Don't care. Podcast profit. I actually retold his joke from last week to my wife. She rolled her eyes at me. I can't remember what it was, but I liked it. your ex-wife right yeah soon to me minnie when are we doing weight watchers i don't even i'm not even privy this information ladies and gentlemen the next weight watchers is on the calendar okay

october 29th october 29th the month from today yes that's right excellent i can't wait i'll tell you what dick and i've already been discussing a new game okay i don't want to tease you what it is but but i will tease the name of the game great it's called you asked okay we'd have lots of fun with that. So make sure you remember the Patreon or YouTube. Also, scheduling note, next week and the week after, the 6th and the 13th, I'm going to be on the road. I've got

a couple of gigs. So we are going to be doing the creep off at noon on Tuesdays, the 17th and the 14th. So next week, you're going to be going Monday. Where the fuck's the episode, Vidi? I'm telling you now, guys. I love you and we'll see on Tuesday. I'll see you next Tuesday, kids. Yes. We'll be on.

on Tuesday, so that would be with the seventh and the 14th. Yep. Beautiful. And we'll be on right before who are these broadcasters. That's right. Lucky them. They have a lead in for once. Hey, guys. Big time, long time. I was listening to the recent bonus episode and you guys watched the whole Roger Jackson thing and the rest of it held them off, I think it would be funny and fitting is that for your guys'

podcast, he actually does pedophile catching and they're called scaling up catches and I think it would be hilarious if you guys watched one because he has some pretty good one liners in there so Vinny you're a fan already but you'll like them even more so yeah thank you fuck you bye when we're in the fucking rain and I remember who it was it was this guy this guy does pito hunter catches picking it up and he shoots a fucking double leg on me

by the way work a better fucking double leg you fucking prick and yeah that guy was great I love that guy all right I'll check that I hope he pummles these these creeps yeah that dude's like my new favorite so It's great. I'm all in on that. And here we go. I'm going to try and keep this as short as I can.

Blackbird here, by the way. For those that don't know, the Dick show, I don't know if they're just indefinitely done with the rage voicemails, but, you know, I'll tie it in. Don't worry about it. I just found a new worse thing than trying to get on the freeway, but somebody's only going 30 on the on ramp until just before the freeway. Then they step on it. but you're in a slow car, so you can't really get it to 60 that fast, and you're just kind of fucked. No, there's the worst thing.

It's being behind a semi-truck going through an intersection on a road that goes about 50, so you're about, like, 20 feet from the intersection. You find out that the light is actually fucking red. That guy just ran a red. Now you've got to stop on your brakes, and maybe you're driving a pickup truck or me, like a van. I got this thing filled up full of shit that I got to go donate. Everything came crashing the fucking. forward because I had to

stop on a fucking dime fuck semi-chucks are you fucking kidding me dude like oh you didn't even fucking try like that light couldn't have been red for like I know that like couldn't have been right for very long but come on you see the yellow light

start fucking slowing down I can't see over you you piece of shit so guys yeah that was a very long voicemail listen what makes me a rage should come back to the dick show. I'm happy for people to come here and tell us what makes them a rage.

The merging onto the expressway thing never stops bothering me. People refuse to get up to the fucking speed. And then they think that they can just like cut in and start driving. Like, you're going 30. You can't do that. You idiot. And you're fucking me up. But also, semi-s can't really slow down real quick and stop.

No, they can't. So they have to actually run a red light. It's actually safer that they do that. And it's a little bit on you. A little bit. I, uh, I think I need to call in a creep report on myself. Okay. I don't know something about that.

Dumb Yankee bitch with a stupid fucking accent, fighting the cop and calling them slurs and just, I need to go to church. Don't call me back. Young, sir. Don't get that worked up over it. You don't need to go to church. Right.

It's too much. Now, someone who makes the best point of the week, and I'm going to have to ask the Oracle to look into this. Okay. Because I think I got robbed. I swear to God that Carl's creep has been brought in on the show. So I say the point automatically goes to Vinny. I mean, good try, Carl, but I can't get one past the OG listeners here.

I humane Did you bring Amanda Wrestler before Carl No And you know how I know that It was a suggestion from Alex And Alex is on top of this shit He does not give us

Reruns to bring Uh huh Okay Alex I want you to look into that Fuck you I want Alex I want Alex Independent independently

Alex You're the one of suggested I know you do your due diligence on it I'm not worried about it All right Well Carl Look at you looking for a pull trying to get you

I mean it's not that it's against the rules to bring the same creep over and over again I have brought Biden like seven times at this point was he ever a substitute teacher he was like a substitute president for a little while there barely yes he just showed movies in class for four years Carl would have found a way to make it count

I'm pretty sure all right those are our voicemails that means it is time for us to have can I get in my hell yeah that was the wrong one I hit the wrong button you're hitting lots of things over there today I got just a big fat finger Oh, it's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darks and murder drugs and jaywalking.

You'll hear about a guy who fucked his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Oh, Carl. Boy, do we have some creeps for you today? I want to introduce you to our first

introduction to the scum parade this lady who seems reasonable doesn't she seem like a reasonable gal everybody of course um she's probably just singing along with whatever songs in her earbuds well she was on an american airline plane recently that sucks yes her name is kettie j delone and she's accused of walking and yelling throughout the cabin of the las vegas bound flight where she verbally threatened multiple flight attendants on september 16th leading them to the point where they had to duct tape her to the seat and use zip ties

to stop her from kicking and assaulting the stewards. I am all for berating American Airlines employees because they all deserve it. But on the way to Vegas, like, fuck off. Can you just be cool? I'm trying to get to Vegas. If they have to fucking land this thing before we get to Vegas,

I'm going to be very unhappy with this woman. Also, what else do they use duct tape for? I fly a lot. I don't see these flight attendants using duct tape for anything but duct taping people their seat. Dude, what are you slow? How do you think they keep those doors shut? The emergency doors. Oh, no. Is that how they're closed out there? Just some duct tape? Yeah, and the bowings. That's what the inspectors do. They have Boeing. I never read the instruction. Sometimes I sit

in the exit row. I didn't realize, step one, remove the duct tape. Well, actually, what they tell you do, I always try to sit in the exit row on account of I value leg room more than my life. Sure. And what they tell you is they give you a role. They say, hey, listen, if I feel it loose, tape it up a little bit for us yeah yeah yeah put it over the other duct tape it's already there yeah yeah yeah yeah make sure it holds and don't waste it one time i got silly with it and i was making like little pieces i was like you're you're upset about that yeah i didn't like it yeah all right either way i have some video of her after she got making little people yeah you know you cut out the little pieces of tape and you can make little shapes no no no no you don't do that with duct tape nobody does that

with duct tape well it was a long flight it was like four hours okay well well fair enough you got to get creative I guess. Yeah, that's what I do. So she's restraining her seat. She kicks a flight attendant, cause the worker to fall. And this is where we're going to pick up with this video I have, Carl. Oh, good. I'm glad you have the video. Yeah, this is her freaking out in the cabin. Listen to this bitch. Imagine being on this flight.

You don't know what the fuck I bet you, bitch. You don't know what the fuck I bet you, bitch. Kill you so, bitch. You want to die, bitch. You know what I did? I put fucking roach poison in my daddy's coffee when I was 11. And it didn't work. Yeah, and in DR we call it trepacito. And there's a song, too, called Trepacito.

You want me to show you? Yeah, how's it go? Kill Daddy with the Roach Poisoned. It goes, Trepasito, Trepacito, Trepacito, I think it goes like that. That's not a good song. So if anybody wants to kill somebody, put Roach Poison, but make sure it's not expired and make sure you put a lot of it. Right.

Because it didn't work for my daddy. He just fell asleep. Good instructions. Is this one of a podcast? She sounds like people that we review quite regularly on WATP. She's great. I'm kind of a fan. Yeah.

I'm interested in everything she has to say. Yeah. She made a first court appearance on September 18th in Vegas. A preliminary hearing is set to take place on October. First, if found guilty, she's going to face 20 years for this. Does the judge know it's American Airlines? She has a right to be angry. They're the worst people on the planet.

Listen, I'm not saying it isn't cool to get arrested. in Vegas. But you got to get to the strip first. If you get arrested before you get to the strip, you're doing it wrong. Correct. If it's not on a casino floor, you're a pussy. Yeah, what are you doing? It's my stance.

Carl, I want to introduce you to this guy. I forgot to do this story on Friday. But this is Jaquan L. Timothy. He's 23 years old. He's appearing in court this week, and he was charged with the aggravated battery with a firearm on a July 19th shooting of his former love interest in Peoria, Illinois. Okay. The victim who was shot in both feet.

Okay. It was like Torrey Lane's with Megan the stallion is shooting women's feet. No. Dance, bitch. Yeah. If he didn't say dance, bitch, that's a missed opportunity right there. Agreed. This guy is no Yosemite Sam.

Officers responding to a report of a shooting around 1.30 a.m. on July 19th found the victim suffering from gunshot wounds to her feet. During the investigation, officers learned that Timothy's current girlfriend that he had allegedly told her before the shooting what he was about to do. Okay. Police claimed Timothy allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend as, quote, a way to prove his love to his new girlfriend, prosecutors say. Well, I'm convinced. That's how I need to hear. I don't think he loves his new girlfriend.

Wouldn't it be great if one of your ex-girlfriends was like finally just shot those things off of you? That'd be fantastic. She just hates you so much. She's like, you know what? I got to go fucking shoot your feet. You're like, bitch. You help me out. That's the problem, man.

Nobody hates me that much. I mean, I shouldn't say nobody. None of my exes. I actually have a list here. Okay, well, we don't have to put it out right now. We can talk about that later. Sorry, I'm the worst guys that really got me. So if you could see some of these text messages he said to the girlfriend,

they're right there on the screen. He said, you want me to prove my love? I did. I slid. She ain't die. that's not my fault. Like he's thinking she should have killed her. So he's saying he slipped.

That's why he shot her in the feet. It's a bad aim. Dude, the fact that some of people confess crimes using text messages is amazing to me in 2025. People don't realize that all of the phone companies are narks and stitches, snitches? Are they retarded? Dude, the girlfriend writes back. It is your you.

You asked if I wanted you to kill her. And I said yes, and you ain't do it. Oh, you shot her now. Get the fuck out. Nothing's ever good enough for this bitch. Jesus Christ, she's in agony. I shot both of her feet. Is that enough for you?

No. Ugh. Okay. Okay, bet. I'm just going to finish. Finna post you on IG. Go look at my IG. Childest as fuck.

Stop posting me. I love you. I won't. I can't. How am I childish? I shot somebody for you. Wow. Delete this.

How am I childish? I shot somebody for you. That's it right there It's specifically how you're childish idiot She wrote Delete this Yeah And he responds with

Nope You my girlfriend And you till I finish When she get out of the hospital I will finish it when she gets out of the hospital This kid can't spell What a fucking idiot Yeah he's not great

He's dumb Um This is not his first running with law He spent two years behind bars Followed by three years The Supervisor release After he burgulized a gun store In 2020

Stole nine guns with four other suspects Cool If convicted he faces up to 30 years In prison I gotta shoot some feet Give it up guns. That's how you shoot feet, Vinny. It's just the opposite, actually.

Oh. Point down. Solid point. I really messed that up. You sure did. All right, Carl? The word. Let's talk about our next creep.

We got a baby thrower. Oh, sweet. You know what that means. that's right car it is monday coming up on monday night football we're going to be chucking babies oh man a memphis man tossed his two-day-old daughter into the mississippi river after he shot his girlfriend dead kick the baby don't kick the baby kick the baby this is brandon is about he's 28 years old and he is facing brand new first-degree murder charges for the 2022 deaths of his girlfriend daniel hoyle and their newborn daughter Kennedy

with the name like Kennedy you can't are you going to be surprised when something happens to it oh that's true yeah that's a good point Isabel that 25 lured hoiled to meet him in Memphis had to bring their daughter before he shot her dead

and threw the baby into the river that's right the mighty Mississippi they threw this kid into Kennedy's body was never found after she was tossed in the Mississippi alligators are present in the famous river they never found the body but they did find a fat alligator who smiled a lot

So they had their suspicions There was just an alligator with a pacifier Swimming around Yes I love that in this article It says the baby was Through a terrified baby Into the river

To be fair Two days old Everything's got to be a little terrifying You're terrified by everything When you're two days old I'd be more terrified I know what alligators are capable of This kid does never even

Experience an alligator before Yeah that kid was probably really surprised When that guy shot her food dispenser Right yeah That's where I get milk from asshole What the fuck? he pleaded not guilty to the murder in preparation of aggravated kidnapping

aggravated child abuse and neglect and tampering unfabricated evidence according to the police have David Isabel told officers he lured Hoyer to the location where her body in the car were found and shot her which was a Walmart parking lot by the way Isabel told police he took the baby drove to Mud Island on the Mississippi River

and tossed the child into the water on a boat ramp Why did he do that? Because he didn't want to have the baby Yeah he told people I don't want the baby Oh I thought you're trying to teach it to swim is that why you did that this fucking idiot gets rid of the baby they never find the body gets rid of the gun they never find the gun

and then confesses to all of this what was the point of that then sir why did you cover up your crime so well you're just going to tell everyone this is uh the area that he threw the baby into not great oh wait I think I see it it's got his head's popping up now that's probably not it

never mind sorry I didn't mean to get false hope my apology that's just a log uh my bad yeah so either way he's a real piece of shit And last but not Hold on There's one other part of this article

That I was annoyed with Please So it's a two day old baby Uh huh And grandma comes on And she's all upset I only got the whole The baby was

It was only for 10 minutes You know what percentage Of that baby's life that is That's a huge percentage Of that baby's life That you got to You greedy fucking bitch How about you be grateful

Yeah how much you be grateful For 10 minutes A lot of people Got no time with that baby It was two days old Alligator got some time With a baby alligator definitely made out in this deal

all right carl i would like to introduce you to one of the most heinous evil pieces of shit we've ever talked about on this show sounds good this is martha alice mendes aguilar she's a member of the halisco new generation cartel

mexico uh whose nickname is la diablo oh that probably means something like sweetheart or uh cuddly bug or something now my spanish isn't that good but i'm pretty sure it means she devil Oh, okay. Yeah, that's not great. Yeah. So she had a little business because I love the way they described this in the article. Sometimes the cartels have to diversify. So they need to find new ways to make money. It can all be meth and Coke. Yeah. They're like, they're like, by the way, these guys at the border don't want us to bring in fentanyl anymore. So I guess that's not off the table. What can we smuggle that, you know, we'll get through. How about babies? Ooh, babies. She ran a deadly baby trafficking and organ harvesting.

according to federal authorities. She would find pregnant women. She would lure poor pregnant woman to remote locations where she would perform illegal C-section operations. I mean, is there such a thing as an illegal C-section in Mexico? I think in Mexico they call it illegal C-section, a C-section. Well, it's only illegal if you don't pay off people first. Got it.

You have to pay the police first to do it. This would basically kill the women most of the time. She would then harvest the dead mother's organs and sell their newborns. the U.S. couples for up to 250,000 Mexican pesos, roughly 14 grand. Wait, Mexican babies are worth how much money? 14 grand. And we're on Patreon on YouTube. Yeah.

What are we doing, Vinny? We're wasting our fucking time. I mean, you already aborted one, you asshole. We should... What was not Mexican? That's very offensive. We could be having these Mexican babies at 14 grand to pop? And all we have to do is murder poor pregnant with it.

We need to have a meeting after this episode, Vinny. All right. mandatory staff meeting. I'm calling it right now. I'll be there. I'll be there. I got some ideas for us. Hey, listen, could you guys just do us a favor and, like, subscribe to the Patriot at YouTube so I don't have to murder women and steal their babies with Carl? It'd be a help to your pal, Vinnie. I'm just saying it's an option, Vinnie. That's all I'm saying. I said we'd meet on it. I didn't say decisions were made yet. Just help your guy, your buddy out. So this is one example of what they said the terrorist cartels would do to diversify their revenue streams and finance. operations.

Melendez Aguilar remains in Mexican custody. Senior intelligent officers told CBS News the investigation into the alleged trafficking ring remains ongoing. So the end of this article, I think it's New York Post, right? It talks about how the bus was only possible because Trump signed an executive order back in January, designating cartels as foreign terrorist organizations. And it was like giving credit to President Trump for doing something good. And it was jarring.

I was like, whoa, what am I reading right now? They're saying that Trump did something and it led to it. a good thing happening? Oh, the New York Post. Okay. For a second there, I wasn't sure what was going on. You were like looking up, make sure nothing fell down? Am I a crazy town? There's a journalist who say that Trump did something that worked out

well? What the fuck? How's that possible? Well, as long as this bitch is locked up, I mean, fucking well done, Donald. Jesus. I mean, think about that. They're fucking finding these poor women going, oh, we'll take care of your kid, we'll take care of your kid. We'll give you the best medical attention. Or they'll say, hey,

we'll put your kid up for adoption. You'll get a nice payday, they don't give a fuck about the moms. They just let them fucking die and then harvest their organs. They harvest the organs. And they keep the vagina intact, so I don't know how much that's worth. Probably less than $14,000 for a Mexican vagina, but it's got to be something. What's a flashlight cost? Well, for me, I usually purchase ones at about an $8 price point.

But sometimes I'll, if I'm doing well on Patreon that month, I'll spend 18 or 20. Have I said too much? Yes. Oh. Yes. All right. well that was a weird way to start stop it to end the show

you know what I'm going to go ahead and say I uh you are fake news I denounce it fair enough ladies and shout of that is this week's episode of the creep off hope you enjoyed it did you have fun carl

I did I thought it was a good episode today which I was surprised by I was not expecting that at all really I was shocked shocked that we had a good episode we actually did a good job today you and me me too don't tell anybody I know it's crazy but Jesus Christ we may have hit our stride out this thing after don't forget to vote for

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The creepoff.com this week. We will be back on Friday. Oh, you know, we have some super chats we never got to. You know what, dude? What are we doing here? It's Super Chat Monday. We're not even celebrating with everyone. Oh, man, we're almost assholes.

Fast, fat guy, 666 things for the two bucks, leaving the skate park and caught the creep off. Nice. Oh, I'd like to hang out with you sometimes, sir. That sounds more fun than what I'm doing. Labyrinth Mystic, thanks for the five bucks. Tim Poole did a cop debate with Michael Malice and Alex Stein. Malice made a lot of good points.

Well, dressed in a cop costume versus Guy from Angry Cops. I do like Michael Malice a lot. That sounds like an interesting debate. Labrond Mystic, didn't he start off the show by saying he had no money because he gave it all to Carmick? And then he's like gifting memberships and giving us super chats. Thanks for going into debt for us. Yes. Put it on your credit card.

It's fine. Labrinsic, thanks for the two bucks. Boy, well, I have a rebuttal call as a semi-driver. Oh, yes, please, call in. I mean, I think I had your back on this one, Lavern Mystic, but if I got something wrong, let me know. I have a whole new respect for truckers. Do you know how hard it is to do that job?

They got to drive for hours on hours. They got to deal with dirty lot lizards, you know, making their dicks all scabby. Yeah, but they take all those fun drugs that keep you awake and in a good mood. Yeah, but, you know, you have to shower at a gas station. Or not shower at all. I will say there was a time many years ago

I was on the Dick show and Dick used always asked what makes you a rage and my rage was and I believe this is true because I have friends who are truck drivers when you're on the throughway and there's just two lanes and one semi is passing another semi and it slows everything way the fuck down because everyone's waiting and then the cars are just piling up in lines

because one's going just slightly like maybe a quarter of a mile per hour faster than the other one. It's just like you're just watching these two parallel. And they're fucking on the CB laughing about it. Oh, I'm sure they are. My point is, the other truck driver who's watching himself get passed, just slow down a little bit, let him go.

Just slow down for a second. It's not going to change anything for you. It's not going to change a lot for the rest of us, please. So I think I pass you. Wheel of consequence, go fuck with truckers on the, on the interstate. Slow down, drive him to a halt, make him miserable. Oh, I'll punch trucker.

right in his face. This dumb fucking face. All right. How about that? Putting it on the wheel. Point dabble points coming up. It's on Shulie's channel at 4 p.m. And I don't know if you saw what happened to centering John over the weekend.

Big, big news. John got his channel struck. He is not happy about it either. It's all YouTube's fault. It's YouTube's fault. It's Anthony Coombe got his channel thinking out without even paying attention to it. He was watching an Anthony video where Anthony was singing some karaoke with one of his rifles. And you can't have, be showing.

guns on your live stream on YouTube. So that got taken down. Unfortunately, O.J. got some shrapnel because he was sniping it. Yeah. So he got his video or his channel struck. So John can't live stream for seven days. So he should be able to come back on his birthday

the fourth. But then he went on with Ashley Cummings, who was somehow the uglier of the Cummings Sisters. What? And she had a long conversation on her channel with him. A lot of fun things happening. check out point dabble point of course we'll also be talking about this amazing go fund me

the dr steve set up fight the dabbler dot com thank you dr steve for helping us with our legal costs and expenses that are piling up with all the fucking nonsense that's going on so fight the dabbler dot com check that out also tomorrow big news in the dabbler's i don't know why i do this dabble verse segment at the end of our shows but i just feel the need to do this because it's the beginning of the week big news 1130 a.m central time tomorrow the 30th, Aaron Imholt will be going in for sentencing for his felony

revenge porn case. I thought that got pushed back. It got pushed forward. It was supposed to be October 2nd. And his attorney said, I'm not going to be around. They're like, all right, let's do it Tuesday then. Get the fuck out of here. So that's going to be big news. A lot of people predicting he will go to jail.

We shall see what happens with that. Dude, he's got to feel real fucking scared. I can only imagine. I don't think I'd be in a good mood. oh he thinks this fucking guy's delayed everything he's been able to push back push back push back and like no no no we'll do it early he's got to fucking clam the fuck up holy shit yeah so this will this will be very interesting for those of us who enjoy steel toe antics and of course we'll be talking about this little piggy this

Friday we did a super chat that came in we sure did rock over me thanks for the fiber imagine tossing your baby away instead of selling it to hipster couples yeah that baby was probably worth something. Mexicans are worth 14,000. I can't imagine what this baby was worth. Call back. 12, 13. Okay.

I don't know. I'm just guessing. This one was young. I don't think of any more notes. I think that's all I wanted to update everyone on. And that's the end of our show. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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