The Creep Off - Episode 283: Dead Asleep

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

It’s the Wild Card Round on The Creep Off. Karl will spin the Wheel of Consequences! Plus, we’ve got a fresh Scum Parade and a new edition of Karl’s Cop Cam. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at thecreepoff.com.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Florida man allegedly stole $7K in scratch-off lottery tickets then returned to store to redeem themMan arrested for allegedly setting his wife on fire near PortervilleTeenage schoolboys 'gang rape teacher and threaten to release sick videos' - The MirrorPatient Accused of Intentionally Spraying Blood into Eyes of 2 Hospital WorkersThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey, everybody, I just want to let you know we have to be extra nice to Carl today. Yes. Vote for Carl. He's having a really rough time. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. His Buffalo Bills lost a game. Oh, they stink. And the Sabers lost a game. The sabers are fucking brutal.

And the Cubs got thrown out of the playoffs. They did. Yes. It's been rough. And he's spinning the motherfucking wheel. Yep. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.

If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. Woo!

Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola, cream of the crop creepos, that's all of you. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and that is with an I-E, not a Y. Joining me in studio, as always, it's my favorite co-host. Hot cuck-cac-c-c-carl. Oh, I'm telling Cardiff, what's happening, Vinnie? Good to see you, my friend. It's great to see you, buddy.

Happy Tuesday. Happy two-lost Tuesday to the Buffalo Bills. That's right. Is that right? You get pleasure now, the team you don't like losing. It's all I got. I know. It's all I have left.

I understand. I mean, listen, dude, if I can't root against, there's nothing for me to root for. The Sabres are averaging less than a goal a game so far in this NHL season. How does that work? There were people with paper bags on their heads at the game yesterday. Hmm. So you know people could do that, and yet you're still not wearing. Good point.

I was written down some notes. I'm like, wait a second. People wouldn't see my teeth. I could just draw a more handsomer face-od. That'll be good. How could I not? Now, you went to the game yesterday. I did.

How was it? It was boring. Oh, poor guy. The crowd wasn't into it. The team's just flat. It's just, it's brutal. Oh, boy. Tough times from Buffalo.

A lot of Avalanche fans there for some reason. I don't know how those guys got in. That makes me really happy to know that people are traveling just to root against Buffalo. Yeah. That's pretty good. I think they're rooting for the Avalanche. I think you misheard me. I said, I don't know.

Avalanche fans. Right, and they're rooting against Buffalo, which is awesome. So, Carl, let's get down to business. Today is Wild Card Wheel Spin Tuesday. What a fun title that is. But it's also Super Chat Tuesday. Oh, good. I like Super Chat Tuesday.

So keep that in mind. Something we can all agree on. As the show goes on. Now, here's the problem we have. And before we get too far into the show, we need to talk about what's going to happen with this wheel spin. Okay. This is the wheel right there, folks. It's sitting there.

and these are the consequences that we currently have. Winners choice, number one. $100 to the canteen goal. I've got to give money to Aaron Imbholds. I'm not letting you give it to podcast hitman. You're too happy about that. I want to give him the podcast hitman. I'm going to give him to his jail time.

You're giving him him money for his jail time. Aaron is a scumb bag. I want to give it the podcast hitman. He murdered a woman, Carl. I know he's way better than Aaron. That's what I'm saying. Which one will teach you a bigger lesson? $100 to the canteen goal.

I'm so mad right now. Totally rosy. Now, this one is a birthday. It was a birthday present to me from our pal Alex. Mm-hmm. And I think maybe it might be a birthday present to me. You get to watch along to Totally Rosie. It says I'll laugh out loud right on the front cover, that's good to know.

Now, you're going to like the description on this, Carl. This might not even be a consequence, because listen to this. I got it. Laugh along to these rare routines from Rosie O'Donnell's early career as a stand-up comedian. Wait, so they put this out after, like, later on, they're just like, there's so much, there's so many people who want to watch Rosie O'Donnell's. stand up let's go find the archives that's her before she eats a hot dog that's before she ate a child there's just so much demand for her content look at those shoulder pads holy shit yeah the aides are

brutal but here's the thing folks number four and number five are blank right now okay so that means i'd have to do a consequence no it means that today during the show uh today during the show we're going to fill those in so uh with your help from the listeners now number six is simple dinner with a listener yeah if a listener any listener that wants to get in on this it's my choice who he eats with okay if you want to travel to rochester for you're around rochester carl will go to dinner with you okay dinner with the listener um we could also do hackamani i suppose in april yeah but or we could just get it done it done it done sooner yeah probably and then number eight as always i've done dinner with a listener before yeah it's a fun one we've done that cause because of fact uh the cow photographer turned out to be the listener

in that one. I remember. It was disgusting. We got some Nashville hot chicken. I remember. I was there. You made me go with you. I know. I had to sit through it. Was it Dr. Steve with us, too? Oh, my gosh. That guy won. It was fun. So those are what we have right now, folks. You can pipe in on that. But we did a competition

last week. We were trying to decide who the creepiest person in Minnesota is that is not named Aaron Imholt. Yes. And here to let us know, the winner is It's Danny. Looking good today, Danny. Thank you. Now, here's what I need to know.

I need to know who won the point last week. It's a brand new round at zero zero. Who's getting the point? Okay, so last week, the biggest creep in Minnesota had 50.7%? 50.7? This is being decided by two votes again? Great. 1%

Round up 51% of the vote Will that make you happier asshole I have some thoughts But let's hear Let's hear the results

You don't even know who won Let's hear the results first I know fucking want I know always wins on this stupid game Y'all need to start voting All the time Every time

Every week She's right Okay Clifford Robert Letorno The third with Vinnie Oh

Oh, is it a big of Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Thank you, everybody. I appreciate those of you who love the creep off and watch every week and vote for who they thought brought the biggest creep, and it's usually me. So I don't know what to tell you, Carl. I know exactly what I want to tell you. I want to move the vote somewhere behind a, uh, right now the VPNs are going wild and just casting votes for Vinny. That's not true. It is true. How do you know that? How do you know they are?

So here's what I want to do. How do you know they are? Here's what I want to do. I want to bring it back to Reddit and Twitter where people have to have a sign in. I have to have a login in order to vote. Not everybody uses those things. Vinny, it's not hard to sign up for these things. But don't, wouldn't you rather people go to the website or the podcast? No, because they're cheating. They're not cheating. I want this slide for months. We need to find out. How do you not realize you do a bad job? Okay. How do you not? I read by two votes every week. Amazing.

Amazing. I don't do the tallies, dude. I don't do it. No, I know. I know who doesn't. Oh, man. Tuki's unpaid staff says, I'm glad my five votes went through.

God damn it. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about right here. You guys got to stop with this shit. There really wasn't a lot of cheating. There was a cheating for both of us this week, according to Alex. Alex doesn't understand how VPNs work. I mean, it's a great job.

I love Alex. He's a nice guy. He's like, wow, this one person in British Columbia is voting a lot. It's like, dude, there's people voting all over the fucking place that are fake. What are you talking about? So what you're telling me is all these people can't use a VPN to sign in to Twitter. We have like 12 people who vote every week. That is not true.

That is so not true. Hundreds come in the Senate. It's 12 fucking people. Raise your hand in the chat if you voted this past week. See, I don't see any hands raised. I love how Carl is trying to just destroy the system. I'm not trying to destroy the system. We used to do it this way and it worked.

It was more fair. You're unbelievable. Anyway, Danny, thanks so much for coming on today and presenting the results to us. Always good to see you. Yeah, it's good to see you too. I want to have dinner with you as the consequence. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

That sounds good. Hold on. Let's fill in those things on the wheel. Carl hangs out with Danny. Carl has dinner with Danny. Carl spends the night at Danny's house. Let's go. Let's fill up the wheel.

Do you have a chair he could sleep in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, totally. It's nice. Thank you. That's all I need. It's a comfy chair. At Danny Desolation on Instagram. Thank you. Thank you for the good news. We love you so much. Make sure you're following or trust me. All right, kids, let's move on to more pleasant things instead of Carl trying to destroy the system. Yeah, let's move on to some more pleasant things like Super Chat Tuesday. I love it. Let's start off. We got a bunch of new members here.

Nice. Katz Driving Cars became a YouTube member of both channels. Beautiful. And then also Scratch. Scratchy Musher became a new member. And let's hit up the Super Chats. Rocco Orby 2002.

Thanks for the Fiverr. You guys should put the furry guys, and especially the child doll guys from Saturday on a creep-off watch list. Oh, I don't know if you caught the latest episode. Kaya brought some interesting people for us to check out on the creep-off. These guys sell child-sized sex dolls. Oh, I listened. And the website lists the states that you're not on.

allowed to buy them in, and there's a lot. The fact do they have to make a law for that, hey, should we allow pedophiles to buy real dollars that look like children and fuck them? No, let's make that illegal. Some states the system still works, Carl. Yep. It's true. At Captain

Blackbred, the shit starter last week says, hello, truckers of the creep-off. What up? He's trying to earn some respect back. At Sangler, thanks for the $2 Canadian, I could take the hit and have dinner with Carl. Do I go to Canada for that? I hope so. I like Canada.

All right. Well, Carl. I like the Cardiffs. The Cardiff, is that what we're calling? Yeah, I like the Cardiff. The flappy-headed Cardiffs? Yeah. Perfect.

They're good people. Now, my friend. Yes. Today's competition is a wild card round, which means that either one of us can bring whoever we want to, no category. Right. Wow. This is going to be wild today.

We're going to have some creeps we'll be presenting on today's show. You're not wrong. I got a guy I never heard of, and man, I have to say, I'm skeved out. still, and I don't even want to talk about him. Well, you're going to have to because the round starts now. All right, if I must. This is Marcus Wesson, everybody. Yeah.

Marcus... That was like an AI drawing. That's a real person. That looks like George Clinton. He was born in 1946 in Kansas City, Missouri. His childhood was defined by chaos and alcoholism. His father was a violent drunk, and he abandoned the family. His mother slunk deep.

into the grips of religion ruled with strict Bible lessons and harsh discipline as a kid Marcus liked to play preacher Carl we got he liked to go around and pretend he was the pastor and everybody give him their lunch money because he was also a bit of a bully what an asshole he drove he dropped out of high school and he joined the army trained as a medic he never saw any combat um but because he had some like medical knowledge from doing this he used that to rule over everybody for the rest of his life. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm just a certified army medic. Know it all, Carl, telling everybody about Jesus, bossing him around, and telling him how much smarter he is. It looks smart. No, he does not. In the 1970s after he got out of the army,

he moved in with a woman named Rose Solorio, who already had several children. He and Rose had a son together, but Marcus soon turned his attention to Rose's eight-year-old daughter, Elizabeth? Uh-oh. Who he started fucking. Oh, boy. Good news is, though, Carl, when she was 14, he married her. Oh, well, there you go.

It's like Woody Allen. Yeah, he told him her God wanted them to get married. Sure. And her mother was like, well, if God said so, I mean, this guy is a trained army medic. He must know. I guess I should let him marry my 14-year-old daughter. I don't know.

If you're having such as the same guy from the ages of 8 to 14, I think you need to get out and explore a little bit before you settle down. I should let the man who fathered my son marry my 14-year-old daughter, was this woman's logic um during that time marcus started ruling the house in a bit of a peculiar way over the years him and elizabeth the 14 year old had nine more children together wow that's just the start though a lot of his relatives you see carl didn't have it together and they thought because you know trained army medic that he would be the best one to take care of their kids oh jesus so sons daughters nieces and nephews all lived under his roof

did he learn about pulling out in the army at all i mean that's something that we're pretty that no no he fooled everybody into thinking he was a good guy though but by the 1990s the family was basically destitute they lived off the government they were living in checks and run down houses across california and he refused to work instead of uh well instead of that he just got welfare checks for him the names of his kids the names of his wife he just had all sorts of money rolling in this fucking guy the kids were kept isolated from the outside world they were homeschooled dressed alike and taught the obedience to Marcus was obedience to God.

He controlled every aspect of their lives and behind closed doors he still liked to play preacher, Carl. But he preached his own version of the Bible. He called himself God. So he's God. And he taught everybody that Jesus Christ was a vampire. Jesus Christ!

Was a vampire. And that drinking blood was the path to eternal life. Jesus Christ. He claimed his family were chosen people bound together spiritually, physically, and sexually, of course. There's plenty of dark stuff when it comes to this dude, but let's talk about some of his religious beliefs. He was, like I said, invest in the overlap between vampires and religion, eternal life,

immortality. But things got a little more twisted because he started taking these ideas of vampires and forcing them on the family. He referred to his children as his fledglings, and all members of the family were giving moniker. so they called they called them their vampire names dude this guy had a reality show it would do killer ratings yeah i'd watch that his wife uh or his niece sophina was called vampirist talia and his son who he had with his daughter keani oh good yeah um he had about seven more kids with his kids i'm sure

they're really smart too no they're doing really well no they're all living in the dump together was uh was the mom taking tylon all while they were pregnant his mom was insult to injury his mother was uh his son was named java which i thought was pretty good because it was a a mashup of jesus and vampire oh neat jiva that's fun yeah his jesus and vampire connection led to fascination with the idea of drinking blood and uh he wrote a fictional uh fan fiction about himself being the vampire god and like would read it to the kids cool and that would be before they would make him drink their blood yeah and he would make them drink his blood yeah i mean that's how you live for forever so I get it sure sure so he's got all of these kids that aren't his his children and his

grandchildren that he had with his own children and they're all living in a shack well some of the information wait so he's the dad and the granddad yep interesting yep that's fun he has like a whole incestuous clan in fact here's a fun picture of the grandkids mixed with his kids oh boy that's just seven of them there was like 18 people living in there all their names that would be tough for me well there's jiva yeah I know that one there's a vamp Iris, Talia. Right, right. Yeah.

I mean, they look like cute kids for vampires. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It actually looks like one of those Sally Struthers commercials. I think I need to give the amount of money for coffee every day. So on the afternoon of March 12, 2004, his little cult came apart. You see, two of his older relatives arrived at the family's house to retrieve their children that they dumped off on him. They'd left them in Weston's care, and they grew suspicious.

My kids weren't vampires when I dropped them off. Did you do something? What's going on here? Why does your breath smell like pennies? What's going out of that house? So they wanted their kids back, Carl. And this argument spilled out onto the porch. Police recalled when shouting turned into screaming,

when officers arrived, Wesson calmly met them at the door, then went back inside locking it behind him. Minutes later. Oh. Hold on. Let's get this right. Yeah, yeah.

Never mind. Fuck it. That's what he started blasting. I started blasting. Bih, ha! They started hearing bullets all over the place and screaming. And that's what Wes had calmly, the officers started trying to kick in the door. And that's what Wes had walked back, calmly opened the door and emerged covered in blood.

So he was the victor in this one, I was saying. Surretinged without resistance, yes. Inside the house, officers found a horrific scene. nine bodies stacked in a back bedroom they range in age from one to 25 years old every victim of bed shot through the head most from Marcus' children several the results of his incestuous marriages

to his own children The 25 year old couldn't figure this out? Come on. Shot her first. Oh, okay. Yeah. The discovery was the worst mass murder in the history of Fresno, California, Carl. I believe it. That's why it's called Fresno. So here he is on trial.

He was charged in nine counts of first-degree murder, 14 sex crimes including rape, molestation, and incest. Now, here's the fun part. He had a great, great defense for all of this.

My oldest daughter, Sebrahanna, did it. Oh. Oh, so he was framed. The 25-year-old shot all the kids that had shot herself in the head.

Murder suicide. Yes. To frame him. All right. So why are you even bring this guy in? It's poor guy's obviously innocent and you're bringing him in, telling everyone he's a creep? That's terrible,

but he? Carl, he's not innocent. He was found very guilty at all charges and sentenced to death. He remains on California's death row at San Quentin, and he will never be getting out. Here's a great picture of him. Definitely looking like George Clinton. Yeah. We won't the funk.

So that is my creep this week, ladies and gentlemen. Marcus Wesson. Make sure you vote now at the creepoff.com. Well, don't vote now. We have to wait for Mike. No, I present my guy first. Do you see what's cheating? Do you see what I'm talking about?

Head over to the creepoff.com before Carl finds a way to charge you to vote. Before Carl finds a way. A buck of vote is all I ask for. George Killen might be the name of this episode. Thanks, Josh from Jersey. All right. All right, Carl. I like it.

You're up. All right. So in 2002, my guy changed his name from John Alexander Lawson to Pizzou-Olligard. That's a great name. It's an homage to the Assyrian demon reference in the movie The Exorcist. He's a self-proclaimed. Satanist. Al-A-Garad, I should say.

Spend his days making animal sacrifices, drinking blood, and having orgies in his home. If you want to play my clip number one, we'll get to meet Pizzou. Let's do it. You're just seeing one part of this investigation. So this guy grew up in San Francisco, the family moves to North Carolina, and he decides, you know what, Mom, you stay upstairs, I'm going to start running this place, and he just has

this really cool bachelor pad where people come and go, they're doing drugs, they're blaring death metal, they're just doing whatever the fuck they want. He's a little agoraphobic. He doesn't like leaving the house, so people just like to come over and hang with him. And my next clip is going to show you what the front door looks like. And this isn't just like a Halloween thing. You know, I know you see this stuff around this time of year. You probably have neighbors that do fun things like this.

No, no, no, no, no. This is up all year round. Now, I'm trying to read this letter here that he has posted on that. Mm-hmm. on it no gang members allowed anyone that dresses the same has the same badge and call themselves the authority of a land they cannot create they only seized through terrorism has no permission to enter this land he's not a fan of please leave all packages on the doorstep ring twice dude wait till you see the inside of this house my clip number three this guy is a Grose hoarder. Okay, let's say.

Stop reading. Now I'm intrigued. I want to read more. Learned about these seconds up my life. Police found decayed animal parts, feces, hundreds of flies. hundreds of flies to the point this house was demolished a few years after they I think the second they found out

they should have just wheeled in a truck no shit well I mean this guy could do the screw jumping duck thing through empties in that one room all right so let's walk into the house and see what it looks like my clip number four this is the authorities walking in for the first time all right let's do

didn't they read the sign oh no They own swastika on six six six a lot of graffiti a lot of uh pentagrams and things a panasonic tube television and an air conditioner sitting on a table it's not great it's not a great there's even more footage my my clip number five i just really want to drive home this guy's a hoarder okay are those cat posters is that a hang in there hanging there kitty So this place is a party.

Look at this. How fun, huh? Don't you want to crash at this dude's pad? No rules, man. No parents, no rules. We're just hanging and having fun. Those cops feel like those people who went over to John's house to ride out the hurricane. Right.

They're like, oh, gross. Get the mop. So, yeah, this place is disgusting. Now, you might remember my buddy, Dr. Todd Grande. Dr. Todd Gronde has done amazing analysis of different people with mental disorders that we like to cover on various podcasts. And he talked about this gentleman in my clip number six. We'll learn more about Pizzou. This gentleman in particular, okay.

He cut his tongue, like split it to look like a serpent, I suppose, got tattoos of demonic symbols on his body. Cool. And he used a tremble tool to grind his teeth into sharp point. Points. Pretty badass, huh? I would give this guy a lot of credit for being committed to his beliefs. He's into it, man. He's a Satanist.

He wants everyone to know it. And obviously, we can make fun of them for having the face tattoos and sharpening his teeth and all that kind of stuff. But you might want to hesitate on that when you find out about his magic powers. His comigand? Algarad started to get even more into satanic beliefs. He became increasingly violent. He claimed he could control the weather, and he tried to use black magic. Dude, this guy's controlling the weather and using black magic.

That's pretty fucking scary right there. This guy can't control weather. The thermostat doesn't even work at that house. No, he can control the weather outside, Vinnie. He can. Now, you might think, okay, so this guy, he obviously does not practice good hygiene. He looks terrible. Well, see, you don't know that.

You're just assuming. Well, I do. I do. We do have information coming up. he actually showers well okay we'll get into that but he did have a fiancé in fact he had two fiancés

and if you want to pull up the picture of Amber Birch and Crystal Matlock these two ladies these two normal looking girls these two normal girls were engaged to this guy and not only that

are they related to each other they might be I think that's like the same person they're not the same face on two different girls well yeah someone punched the girl on the left of the nose pretty hard, it seems like that is asymmetrical to say the least. Yeah, she doesn't look like a listener.

Clip number eight is we're going to find out what these ladies are up to. The police execute a search warrant for the backyard of Algarad's house. They found shallow graves containing the remains of two men. These men were murdered

five years before. Algarad and Birch were charged with murder and accessory after the fact. Allegedly, they had each killed one of the men. Algarad allegedly murdering one of the men in July of 2009 and Birch allegedly murdering the other man in October of 2009. The next day a woman named Crystal Matlock was charged for helping to bury one of those victims. So he's got his girlfriends over and they're murdering people and burying them in the backyard. Although they were, they actually pulled a podcast

Hitman. They left the first body in the basement for a while, started decomposing. And the mom's like, P.U. We got to clean this shit up. This stinks it here. That's all it took to get him to clean. All right. Well, bury the body in the backyard. Mom. You're going to nag me about it. Fine. Just put it in the bottle room. So in October 28, 2015, this guy, Pizzuzoo, found dead in his cell. He cut his arm and bled out. Amber pleaded guilty to murder with sentence to 30 to 39 years in prison. But really, I think the worst thing about this guy is I've already alluded to.

my clip number nine He had poor hygiene notable body odor he bathed no more than once a year and had not brushed his teeth in years he felt as though bathing took away his defenses against infection Vinny

that's a creep right there anyone who never bays or brushes their teeth is fucking disgusting vote for Carl at the creepoff.com while you still can can I say you cowards does this guy look like he takes a lot of showers folks he probably does this guy looks like this guy looks like he takes a lot of showers does he all right make sure you vote at the creepoff dot com this week everybody good presentation car isuzu puzuzu the satanist i knew i recognize that

name from somewhere at the exorcist right fair enough carol i think we got a couple more super chats and let's hit these up labormistic says i could swing through rochester on a load consequence karaoke night with fan Consequence Taser practice on cop cam Okay that's fun I still owe you some voicemails Thank you Labrid Mystic

Do you think Johnny would let us taser you Do you think he's got a taser laying around I'm not getting dazed Why not? It sounds horrific Rocko Orby Thanks for the Fiver I voted for Carl's Timo Gigi Allen

Over Vinny's Rasta Mohammed Thank you Rock Orby This guy gets it Please This guy gets it All right let's uh what time is it carl i think it's time for uh carl's cop cam are you kidding me i kid you not

it's time for carl's cop cam keep stalling you're gonna find it no do you want me to find it yes i can't wait to see carl's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me car can lose all your rights ruin your life all right my cop cam today is brought to us by boner guy once again boner guy's been sending in lots of cop cam links and he's been crushing all of them he's been doing a great job and uh this is no exception my uh clip number one starts with a nine one call just before four a m on april 15th two thousand twenty one dispatchers in longview texas receive an urgent 911 call okay what happened my boyfriend put a knife fight on me And I went to drive up because he was trying to run me off the road or whatever.

So I went to drive up. And when I ran, tried to drive him, he ran in front of my vehicle. And he had hit. And he dropped in there. He was trying to cut me. Is he moving? Is he breathing? Yes, ma'am.

He dead, ma'am. You think he's dead? No, I don't know. He's not that he breathed. He's sleet. He's highly intoxicated. Okay. You said he was dead.

What makes you think he was dead? No, he's not doing. He just sort of snoring. He would not get up. Officers raced to the scene to find the caller, 44-year-old polisia steward okay so polizia is very confused

what person names her child polisi I do not know but apparently her boyfriend had a knife and then she was going to drive away and then he got in the way of the car and then he was taking a nap and it was snoring because he was drunk yeah so he just kind of passed out

you know right where he got hit by the truck police get some shut eye for a minute oh man I get tired too I get it uh yep clip number two we found out more about the injuries where's the wound I can't tell my face somewhere all him over

what's all wrong right I don't know we got stout knife right there it's going to be in his face it's not anywhere it's all going to be internal if you guys squeeze my like you hear me if you got in my car or she's stouted hey come on

112 1-88 is there any other obvious No, I can't say. Uh-uh. Does it look like he was under? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Oh, she said when she pulled up, she wants to press charges.

An ambulance arrived at transport the victim, 47-year-old George Edward Stoker the 4th, to a nearby hospital. With rain threatening the crime scene, officers do their best to collect what evidence they can before it's washed away. Now, they thought that he was stabbed because he's got a knife in his hand. But that was not the case at all. In fact, they found a hamburger. a half-smoked cigar In his other hand

This guy was just smoking a cigar Eat a hamburger And his girlfriend ran him over Well where the fuck did the knife come from I mean I guess he had a knife on it But I don't think that was the concern I think she just wanted to run over her boyfriend

Okay So this is her story Cup number three Ma'am You get the knife off the ground We got it Don't worry about it okay We're taking care of everything

So is my fault No no I'm not saying that Listen, there's a process that we have to go through to investigate the situation. He's happening. He went on my job. Okay. I went to the other one. He's ready for me. We're not, we're not talking to you, okay? I know, but I'm trying to take y'all for to take me to the jail. No, I mean, I'm not saying you want to do. Like I'm telling you the truth. I have. Okay. This is just part of the process, okay? He's got some pretty severe injuries.

And we have to, we have to investigate everything, okay? So just do me a favor, stay here and relax, and we'll be back to talk to here in a minute, okay? But as the investigation continues, the scattered food, but as the scattered food, the severity of Georgia's injuries and other details raise concerns that Policia isn't telling the whole story. Yeah. Her saying, I understand. She doesn't understand shit. I like how she's like, yeah, it's my, so it's my fault?

Yeah, I don't go to jail now. He's like, I didn't say that at all. Yeah, you don't look guilty. Like, that's literally walking into a room and just seeing a disaster and something look at you and go, I didn't do it. Right. So she got pulled over previously that same night. And when they got pulled over, they were driving to that guy's brother's house to do a house remodel.

It's this weird story that they concocted. And so they're drinking and doing meth and whatever meth heads do when obviously things got physical. And we find out on clip number four more about the physical altercation. According to Policia, the two got a meal at Waterberger after the traffic stop and later began to drive home when George suddenly attacked her. Has he got violent with you before? Yeah, he has. And did you get injured at all?

When he hit me in my face. Tonight? Yeah, he hit my face. When he was such and he was trying, he hit him my face. And it's like, man, not today. We're not for the fight today. According to official records, Policia and George share a long history

of domestic-related incidents with at least 14 instances where police were called to intervene. Oof. That's annoying. 14. That's pretty annoying. Maybe you guys should break up.

Maybe it's not working out. So they have another 911 call here. Okay. Well, of your 911, where is your emergency? I need a problem to come. Come to my house. He's coming on me. I'm going on me.

I am now. He's going to help me on me. What is he doing, ma'am? He's jumping on me. Okay, you keep saying he's jumping on me, but I need you to explain what he's doing. He didn't know me. Alessia reports an assault every time she calls. But in each case, there's either no evidence of injury or she were cancer statement.

Oh, boy. Ma'am, ma'am, if he's jumping on you, have you tried putting Velcro on the ceiling? Oh, boy, okay. See, I wasn't going to go there, both for Carl at the creepop.com. So this guy, George, Pizzuzoo, possessed me and made me do that joke. A.k.a. Kilo, he goes by. So she's explained that he jumped up from the backseat and tried to grab the steering wheel while she was driving.

I mean, this store just gets crazier and crazier. And so we find out why she hit him in my next clip. Well, we're going to crush and kill each other. No, we're not. We're not. We're not. We're trying to grab him. We're touch with the steering wheel. Next way, I think when he pulled and he had a knife, he jumps out the truck.

My mind wasn't thinking. And then he comes around to my side, and then I just drove, and that's when I hit him. After hearing her story, one detail continues to puzzle the detective. When you got out of the car, after y'all swirved off the road, did he take the food with him? He had him in his head. I guess he had to die after his way. He had to die before. He had to die. He had to die. He had his burger. He did. And that's when he was trying to come to my side. Okay. I don't know why he wanted to.

but any hope of hearing george's version of events fades as an officer delivers tragic news to his aunt and niece so he has passed away okay i'm sorry okay so i don't know about you minnie but when i'm in a murderous rage i also don't want to put my sandwich down sure you know what i mean i'm gonna keep nibble out of the sandwich my my my strategy uh my sensei tommy it's bite stab bite stab okay good when you're in that situation yeah because you get your energy up before you do the stabbing i need my That makes sense. All right, so let's find out her reaction, what she finds out that he did. As the detective delivers the news to Policia, her reaction takes a shocking and unexpected turn.

Isn't it okay? He's passed away. We got, I talked to him just a minute ago, he's passed away. What we need to do, like I said, Detective Smelter is going to wipe your hands right away. Nope. Police, if you're okay? Police, you're gonna play dead here? Is that cool?

You guys just go away? If I just lay here and reach out, I'm dead too. Yeah, he killed me. Must be all these stab wounds that got me. So, officer, I still want to press charges, though. You're right. Yes. I guess he wasn't snoring after all.

So, yeah, she's pretty upset with this guy in my clip number eight. Oh, my God. Oh, God, the title of this. I'm going to bring the chair. He died on me. Oh, my. He died on me. God.

God, God, Jesus. He died on me. What I said? He died on me. Police you. He died on me. He died on me. Here, let's have seat in the chair.

That type of. slip over on her question. Yeah, well. My dad! We're doing my mother! Easy. I shouldn't laugh at this. Because I can't tell if this is actual grief or a performance.

This is a performance. Oh, man. Well, that fucking. This is all a performance. This is a barrel street level shit. And she's like, well, this doesn't work. It says, she says, ah, I'm so upset. Ah, mama, mama.

Come on. Now, um, God. Apparently, Vinny, where she ran over her boyfriend, there is a camera. And they're able to see what happened. Oh, no. Yep. Burn up. But she calms down enough for the technician to take swabs of her hands.

The detective. relays his next steps what i need to do is i need to run out there and look for cameras right quick i got to stay here for a few minutes let's let me let me let me let me just let me just go home let me let me explain why because i don't want you to go to jail but i need to go make sure there's no cameras out there first because that way nobody can say will she chase him with the car He ran to, he ran outside. And I believe you. Oh, hold on.

Please. Let's see blessed me. Have a seat blessed me. Okay. Okay. Let me, let me help you. I'm going to jail. No.

That's I am. What? Let's see your brother dies. Okay. So I think it's starting to, she's starting to realize that, oh, okay, yep, they're going to definitely know that I ran into this guy and killed him. Okay. Reality is set up. in a little bit.

That was a crazy 911 one call. He's dead. No, he's breathing. No, he's dead. No, he's just really drunk. No, he's snoring. He's fine. So listen to this claim, my clip number 10.

He will die on me. He killed. Like I said, that's why I want to make sure. He died. He died. So that you can go home and not have to come back up here. He told me that. He died.

When did he tell you that? Yeah, he did. When he was doing the cross story, trying to, he said, I'm going to die. We're going to kill each. He said, I'm going to kill each other. What the detective doesn't yet know is a voicemail message, which will later be revealed, was recorded just minutes before Policia's 911 call was placed. And George's own words will shed light on his true intentions. He called to?

You loved a voicemail. No shit. But I love this he's trying to frame us a suicide now. Oh, yeah, yeah. He wanted to off himself. That's probably what happened. He probably willed the truck over him. He ran at the car and threw himself on.

That's for sure. Before I drove away, he lay down with his head under the front wheel. Clip number 11. She might confess here. Oh, no. Okay. You're not. I can't. Yeah. Let's have a seat. Here. Let's sit down. Okay. Trust me. I don't want you fall down. Okay. He did die. It was not on you. Okay. Let's see. I mean, she just said she killed him. And he's like, I mean, he died.

So it turns out that, as I mentioned earlier, George, he liked the meth, this guy. Him and I have that in common. So, where is it? Clip number. Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth.

Clip number 12. Let's do it. A toxic. The psychology report revealed that George was under the influence of methamphetamine at the time of the incident. During his autopsy, George was found to have sustained multiple injuries, including broken bones in his left leg, likely caused by impact with the front bumper. The detective noted that his severe injuries, including blunt force trauma to the head, suggested a hard impact, rather than policia hitting him slightly as of taking off from a standstill.

This also aligns more closely with what she told the 911 operator. He had to pull the knife from me, but he gets out the truck. And then he's wonderful. Then I drive, toy, and I try to go missing. Then I tried to go to the other way. And he waited for him in the truck. You know, I try to stop, but I think I read over. I don't even know.

Okay. All right. Well, he made a phone call to his sister right before this all went down. And that's what we're going to hear about next. This is the voicemail. Yes. Just hours. After letting policea go, the detective receives a call from George's sister.

George called her at 3.44 a.m. 12 minutes before Policia dialed 9-1-1. The following voicemail leads investigators to a stunning conclusion. It's my life. It's my life. I got the way to get a wreck you, my son, I got the way to get a wrecked you, my son, I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do that. We're going to jail night.

If I'm going to jail for me, I got to get you up. According to the detective's report, the audio suggests that George, George wanted out of the vehicle, and Policia wouldn't let him. He ultimately concluded that Policia's conflicting accounts of backing up, going forward, and trying to stop, lead him to believe George may have been walking away at the time of the incident. Oh, no. But he has that Policia's various descriptions appear to paint a picture that she was attempting to scare George, and she struck him unintentionally.

All right, I meant he backed into my chief. Yeah. He didn't run into it. He backed into it. Brutal. So, yeah, the clip 14, she was arrested. She sucks. One year after George Stoker's death,

Policia was arrested and taken into custody. Three years after her arrest on March 6, 2025, Policius Stewart pleaded guilty to criminally negligent homicide. The court deferred adjudication and sentenced her to five years of probation. If she successfully completes the probation period without violation, no formal conviction will be entered on her record. What? Do revenge port you get more of a sentence for her?

Holy shit. Fucking. It's crazy. crazy she murdered that guy she should understand that like you know tensions were high or whatever yeah and they were both high on math yeah that's what i meant tensions yeah right holy yeah that was a fun one thanks boner guy oh man i need to take a second before we move on to voicemails and recognize our palabrin mystic because he just kindly gifted five creep off channel memberships that is very well done sir we applaud that

Thank you, Abramistic. He also said, where is that in the Bible? Somewhere in the back. Right. He also is upset with you because there was no Pizzou-exorcist drop, Carl. I could have, I could have, but you didn't. And he also said he's breathing, he dead, he's stored, he dead, he alive. Yeah, it was very confusing that, that call.

The cops needed a padded room for her. Yeah, she was up and down, up and down. Although she's pretty padded herself, so I think she was all right. Yeah, man, when she hit the floor, it was the softest, cushiest landed I've ever seen. All right, it's time for some voice mails. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We are glad President Trump was able to use pictures of our beautiful city to warn Israel and Palestine what could happen if they don't agree to a ceasefire. See you in Syracuse.

Brilliant move by Trump. Wow. You want to be Syracuse? Yep, that was brilliant. Well done. So, Carl, we asked everybody this. week to give us consequences for the wheel and we're still waiting for some for you but here's a yes suggestion okay here's an idea for the wheel of consequences let's bring back a real old one carl must give viny five genuinely nice compliments thank you buck goodbye how long do i have to pull this off um you know what i'll tell you what that would take me a while we actually used

to have one where it was do something genuinely nice for your co-host yes i do remember What, you want to put that at number four? Sure, sure. Okay. That's fun. Okay. Okay, we could probably handle that. Do something nice for co-host.

Okay. All right. We're still listening, folks. Make sure you throw them in the chat today. Let's see what else we got. This is somebody who thinks you should have been disqualified last week. Yeah. Carl shouldn't get an automatic disqualification for this round because it's

creep Sal Nima or whatever. Isn't even from Minnesota. He's from Taiwan. It's creepiest creep in Minnesota. He was in Minnesota and he perpetrated all of those crimes. I'll let you have that one, Carl. Mr. Green says Carl should be Vinnie's butler for the day. Jesus.

Sounds horrific. Carl, I'm thirsty. That sounds horrific. Oh, Carl, feed me my grapes. Blindfolded hand jobs. That one's not going to happen. This show's not that gay, sir. This is what I said.

Carl should have to settle the lullsuit. That's ridiculous. You should do eight days in prison for Aaron. Will they let me do that? No. Our buddy Ronnie and Syracuse. Hey guys, Ronnie in Syracuse listening to the bonus episode. And Vinnie, I got a question for you.

You propose a category of previous trucker for the next episode. mentioning the fact that lots of people called them and they were pissed off about the voicemail that was pissed off about being stuck behind the truck and all the other crap. So I got to wonder, Vinny, it's a good category. But maybe the timing is great,

maybe with all these pissed off, creep-off listeners who happened to also be truck drivers, annoyed, we shouldn't feature that category right away. I don't know. I'm just saying. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Creepiest trucker next Monday when we're back to our normal time.

It's fine. Oh, boy. So I would drop it at a joke. A blonde and a redhead are hanging out. And the redhead says to the blonde, oh, I've been meaning to tell you. I just slept with a Brazilian. And the blonde says, oh, my God, you fucking sweat. How many is a Brazilian?

Love the show. See you. Good. Solid. Hey, I'm hoping I catch you guys. I see you guys are still going with your show right now. Hope I can catch your voicemail segment. I have two consequences.

ideas. Both of them require costumes and both them require to be in Rochester in public. The first is to dress up as the landlord from the big Lebowski and perform the landlord's dance, not the regular clothes he's wearing, but all the clothes he's wearing on stage, and to perform that dance in public, hopefully in a park, you know, or, you know, another public setting, maybe a library, perform like, the entire dance. The second option is to dress up as bodysuit man, from Seinfeld, like George did, and just walk around downtown Rochester in the middle of the day for like an hour. You know, I just, that voicemail reminded me of one that I forgot about. We talked about.

Okay. Dinner with a blow-up girlfriend. Oh, that's right. That's a good one, too. All right. Let's put that at number five. Eight with a girlfriend. Blow-up, doll.

the um body suit is funny like what's the body suit though like that's uh i mean it'd be hard to pull off you know i don't think we have uh the staff like they do on Seinfeld to actually get the flush tones correct and everything but uh but that would be fun like a naked body suit yeah yeah all right uh carl asked to wear a wadzie he asked for it all right carl is that the other one I mean, how are we able to pull that off, though? Let me see if I can shop for that. Let's see if Amazon sells body suits. Oh, I'm sure they do.

Just get you some nylons and you can tuck it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I sure do. How about having Ashley Cubb at WATP for a full show? God damn. I, she was on Point Dabble Point yesterday. How was it?

Fine. I don't get Ashley Cuffings. I don't know why anyone has her on their shows. That checks out. that absolutely oh my god Whitney Cummings I'm going to go on Drew Lane show later today

and break down Whitney's podcast from I think yesterday where she pulled a total bill burr and decided to just go full on at the people who are criticizing her for performing for the Saudi government she was on that oh yeah

oh dude and her she's imploding over it as well it's wild you know what man I caught who are these socials this week and I could not agree with Mike more. There's been a lot of reasons to jump off the Bill Bertrand over the last year or so, but I cannot believe his reaction to this. I can't believe his defense to it. He's being such a bitch about it. He's like, well, I can't answer these questions from all these bots because you guys are just going to spin it with these bots asking these

questions. They're not bots. They're fans. They were people who liked you, Bill, you idiots. There's thousands and thousands of them. He's pretending that it's all fake. It's not. It's real. You know, man, there's people. who did those shows that are literally their existence as a fucking crime in Saudi Arabia and they still went there and took the money like zero fucking spying or effort but I wanted to let you guys know that we will be doing a creep off live from Saudi Arabia yes it's going to be great soon as the check clears as soon as the check clears we're there creep off live in Saudi Arabia did you hear that Tim Dylan so Tim Dylan got fired off of it for talking all sorts of

mad shit. But he got half the money deposited. And they don't keep it. He still got paid half the money for not going, no one came out better than Tim Dillon for the stupid comedy festival. It's amazing. Beautiful. All right, buddy.

I believe that makes it time for a scum parade. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darks and murder drugs and jay walking. You'll hear a bad guy who fought his door and catch up I want to hear the Skull Parade.

Where's the Skull Parade? Where's the Skull Parade? I feel like this is a fun one this week, Carl. All right, yeah, let's get into it. Oh, man, I wish I could get you this picture a little bit better. There he is. That is Justin Farley's 43 years old, and he has been hit with federal charges this week. Really?

It seems like a lucky guy. No, he's very unlucky, actually. He allegedly stole $7,000 in Scratch Off lottery tickets from a convenience store. Then he returned to the scene of the crime near hours later who tried to redeem them. See, what's interesting about this, because the headline makes it seem like he stole the lottery tickets and then went back to the exact same store. He's not that stupid, Vinny. He went to, he went from a Circle K to a 7-Eleven. Sure.

But then he did go back to the Circle K. Sure. But he after that. He robbed the Circle K. Yep. He opened multiple cabinets, took Scratch off lottery tickets. it's before fleeing the scene in his gray Hyundai Alantra. Roughly 40 minutes later, he went to a 7-11 to try to redeem the $7,000 worth of scratch-offs.

Now, why didn't that work? I'm curious. Because they were still in the fucking roll. He was just like, redeem these. They weren't scratched off or anything. He just scad the back. Also, I don't think the $7,000 is $7,000 in cash laying around. Yeah.

Probably needs to go somewhere else with that. They told him to leave. He then left and returned to the circle came minutes later, only to come up empty a third time. And they were like, hey, dude, get the fuck out of here with that shit. So disparaged by the whole situation, just upset. He puts on a yellow shirt and a black mask that drives back to the 7-Eleven that told him he couldn't turn the tickets the first time. And he made off with $120 from the register before escorting the clerk to the back of the store and snatching a pack of Newport cigarettes. Well, that was worth it.

A slew of evidence, including his license plate and surveillance footage, led cops to pull over far. and book him for commercial burglary and grand theft. When he was arrested, he told the cops, he admitted he needed money. I needed the money. Oh! He was indicted by a Tampa grand jury. He was charged with federally on Tuesday, according to the outlet. He now faces one kind of interference with commerce by threat or violence, a federal charge under the Hobbs Act, which prohibits robbery that affects interstate or foreign commerce.

You know, I used to rehearse. So I managed to rehearse in this place called Cosmic Jams that's on the west side of the city. And our room got broken into along with three other rooms and a lot of our equipment was stolen out of it. And they found the guys who robbed us because these fucking idiots brought it to a local music store to trade in for money. It's like Andy's bass and my pedalboard and like all this shit. The guys just went to a place down the street and went, hey, how much money would give me for this? And they're like, yeah, this is, like, people were on Brother Wees talking about it. You know, it's highly publicized.

I think it was really funny because just like Woody from Toy Story on the back of that base, it said, Property of Andy. Probably, yeah. Yeah. And so I'm just curious why this guy, you know, he's got all these lottery tickets, scratch off a few of them, get your 30 bucks, whatever you need for that day, and then sit on it for a minute, you know? I mean, seriously, he had all these lottery tickets. He could have just, like, sat out of it for a little while.

Yeah. Maybe driven to the. other side of the state or something he had to do it now man i mean like here's the deal stupid stealing the lottery tickets in itself is not the dumbest i mean you might not win but there's a bigger chance of getting more money than you would out of the register right for sure so i get that but like carl said a little self-control goes a long way there little self-control goes a long way there mr farley you know what i didn't get back though from our room that was robbed what's that my bong I had this really cool

wizard bung Like he'd take the hat off It was really neat Where'd you get that? Spencer's? No, I got it at Go Ask Alice in Brockport This is going back many many years, Betty That's a one of a kind

It was a one of a kind I think I spent 50 bucks on it And this is like 1990s 50 bucks What are these days They're going to find it in some like police raid Dude, all I know is that The cops gave me back all the stuff That they compensated

Except for my illegal stuff Have you heard about that company Cool Kicks out there in L.A.? No. So it's a shoe store, right? Okay. And the guy who owns it is cool? Well, he's got a very nice store, and his employees have become pretty big YouTubers. Okay.

Like Rami, the icon, he's got a couple hundred thousand. These guys, they basically do antique rodeo show for sneakers. Yeah. People show up and they buy them or they sell them or whatever. Those dudes just got their store rated, Carl. Oh, yeah? Because somebody was robbing trains. and stealing like pallets

of unreleased Nike's and shit and they found them all inside of their warehouse. No shit, so they were a part of it. Yeah, well, they were buying them and taking them and they're all saying it's a misunderstanding. I heard that your bong might have been in that warehouse too. Should we go out there to cool kicks?

And check this out? You want to go there anyway, don't you? Yeah, but Chad Zumach's probably hanging out there and it won't be as cool. Yeah, but you could afford cooler sneakers than what he's wearing. Dude, he's got bricks like a motherfucker. All right. Carl, let's meet our second creep today. This fellow is a bit of a problem. Actually, you know what? Let's meet...

No. That's my problem. There he is. Ah. So it's Bill Burr. This is Sean Hoffman. And a gentleman by the name of Michael Post was at home when he received a call from his sister about their mother. She said, you need to get to mom's house now. Your stepdad just covered her in gasoline, and he says he's going to light her on fire.

Hey, sis, that sounds really dangerous. Why don't you go? Why don't we call the cops? Let's get an authority over there. That doesn't sound like something I want to get involved in right now. This is literally every article about this is the same article. Yeah. So I was trying to find out as many details.

It was not gasoline, everybody. It was just lighter fluid. Yeah, that'll do it. Turns out he did set her on fire. Oh, boy. They found their mother, their mother, Sheena, with severe burns to her face and arms and torso. So Michael said seeing the violence happened to his mom was hard to fathom. Her home is what everybody goes to.

It's always like if anybody needs anything, they call her. She's always the one who runs to people's rescue if they need it. Turns out she needed the fire department to come to her rescue. And they weren't there in time. So Michael was arrested for this. They've been together for 10 years with seven children in their blended family. Okay. Well, now I get it.

Now this makes sense. Rock who or B You know what man Just when we filled in the consequence idea I am sorry Carl But this is brilliant for the wheel Thanks for the five bucks Consequence idea

Go to Saudi Arabia And do a creepiest Arab episode And bring up prophet Muhammad Peace be upon him Or just Off yourself Why isn't that a consequence I mean what are we doing

Go over that Go to Saudi Arabia And you say just do it At the normal way that you do And see if you could throw it off a roof seriously so the mom is in a stable condition but she is facing a long road to recovery no they say there's never been any physical violence between the couple but yeah this is one of those situations you were saving up for a doozy it was it was building up sheena's got to suck man

yeah like to get that angry like today's the day sheena i'm sorry sheena i'm going to light you on fire if you don't stop nagging me 10 years ahead i know we have seven children together but i'm going to light you on fire god damn i've seen every episode of the brady bunch and not once not one time does mr brady even consider maybe because they had a housekeeper but fun fact about mr brady he was setting all the boys on fire down at the club oh yeah it was fire all right yeah all right now let's meet this guy this is uh cameron gilcrest he's 25 years old

what's going on of his ears um AIDS do you have basketballs in his ears they uh look very very inflated. Yeah. Now, he is HIV positive, and he was arrested and cuffed on September 11 and slept with two charges for assaulting emergency personnel during a bizarre incident at the University of North Carolina's hospital. Okay.

He ripped out his IV from his arm and then sprayed his blood into the eyes of two of the medical staff there who were discharging him. Yeah. So apparently the medical staff got real irritated because they had the liquid in their eyes they to get the liquid out is the whole thing. Yeah, well, they're being assaulted with a deadly weapon. Oh, right. The HIV part is probably a bummer.

The HIV blood, yeah. I just, I don't like getting stuff in my eye. It's a real pain in the ass. But I guess, yeah, HIV blood would also make it even a worse thing. So they don't, this happened on September 11th, never forget. Okay. It's unclear if the HIV positive blood belong to Gilcrest or if the two staffers contracted HIV after the exposure.

Yeah, it's unclear where the blood came from. Does do hospitals have an HIV blood just laying around? I assumed it was his blood. Yeah, but it doesn't say it was his blood. Because they said he tore his IV from his arm. Yeah. And sprayed HIV blood into their eyes. That's fun, though.

That's a good prank. Right? No. Oh, okay. Don't do that. If you're watching this, don't do what this guy's doing. All of you out there watching this with HIV, please do not do this. He is being held on a $25,000 bond with a court date set for December 8th.

If convicted, he only gets seven years in prison for that. Well, we don't even know if these women contracted HIV. But what if they did? Well, then I don't know. What does that do these days? What happens we might have HIV? What happens to we have HIV these days? I'm not even sure.

I don't know. You get to own a basketball team and a football team and a baseball team. Pretty sweet. That's what happened to magic. I'll do that. All right, Carl. This is one of the only pictures from this group here. This is one of the wilder stories I've ever heard of.

What country did this happen in, Carl? Austria. Austria, Vienna, Austria. There are some students. from Iraq, Romania, and Afghanistan. They were between the ages of 14 and 17. And they are standing trial for allegedly gang raping a teacher before setting her apartment on fire. First off, this sounds like something out of a Danny McBride TV show.

Sure does. That's wild. But secondly, you're telling me that there's a international gang of teenagers. I mean, like these people come from all these different countries. They're just like a gang of teenagers. Why can't they get along? But they're just all in Austria going to school together. This story sounds made up.

This is not a made-up story. It's in multiple places. Oh, I know. I looked up because I had to do some more research on it. The ordeal allegedly began shortly after the teacher entered into a legal consensual relationship with a 17-year-old former pupil who had already left the school. After the teenager boasted about his relationship to friends, the group of boys who still went to the school, allegedly began showing up at the teacher's home, claiming they were part of a criminal gang.

Okay. This is my question. This is why I looked this up and tried to do some more research on this. So you have the teacher. She's banging the 17-year-old who just graduated. Yep. How hot is she? She looks like the maid that Arnold had the baby with.

No, no, no, no, no. You don't know that. This is the problem with Austria is that they're a little bit too worried about protecting innocent victims here. I didn't see some photos. I didn't see, like, cup size. What's doing with this chick? Good point. They definitely did try to keep her identity under wraps.

It's annoying. Well, the group did. Let's continue with the story. Gain entry into the teacher's home. threatening to expose the relationship if she didn't let them in. It's claimed at first the teacher's home was allegedly used as a place for taking drugs. Nice. But soon, the torment took a harrowing turn.

The trial Vienna heard how the teacher was sexually assaulted by this gang, individually, and in groups, before blackmail her with recordings of this and forcing her to pay for food, taxis, and cigarettes. Wait, they're going to blackmail her with their crime? Yes. This sounds made up. I'm going to go back to that again. She doesn't want videos of herself getting split-roasted by kids in her class. I guess. I would want the authorities to see those videos if I were her.

I think she was, here's what I think. I think she was afraid of losing her job at the school because she was sleeping with a former student. Right. She didn't want any of it coming out, even though it was technically legal. The group allegedly filmed the assaults, like I said, and threatened to distribute the footage around her school if their demands are not complied with. At one point, a Polaroid photo showing a positive pregnancy test was allegedly used to keep the woman under control. That was the only part of the story I didn't understand. right yeah the pregnancy test is stupid frightened that she would lose her job the teacher kept the alleged abuse to herself for months on end as well as enduring sexual assaults the woman allegedly had money and personal items stolen from her see i think that's where things got off the tracks because it seemed like she was enjoying all these young gentlemen's company well in january 2025 three members of the group two aged fifteen and one fourteen allegedly broke into her apartment and took jewelry watches and sunglasses okay the prosecution accused the teenagers of then setting fire to

the apartment in a bid to destroy any evidence. See, that's the fucked up part. That's the Dandy McBride twist right there. Although the defense have admitted to break-ins, as well as to some thefts and drug-related offenses, they have denied deliberately starting the fire and have also strongly denied charges of sexual violence. Look, we're assholes,

but we're not rapists. Listen, this was all consensual. Yeah, they literally said, like, no, this chick's into it, man. She likes all this stuff. Prosecutor told the court that the group was use is made up of a larger gang around 70 to 80 members. Sounds

scary who upload footage of their crimes online the court heard how phone records and other digital evidence allegedly showed there had been repeated visits and coordinate campaigns of coordinated campaigns of intimidation starting in may of 2024 keep putting all these people into your country what could go wrong in September of 2024 as the new school year began the teacher is said to have called in sick as she was unable to face her pupils as the alleged abuse continued by November the abuse had allegedly escalated with the woman enduring assaults on her terrace as well as filmed incidents used for blackmail. She was covered in hickies.

That's why she didn't go into school. Trial starts tomorrow, kids. Oh, boy, oh boy. I want to learn more about this. The story sounds crazy. I agree. Now, Carl, I have some interesting news for you. We have a bonus episode coming up on Friday.

Okay. And there was some big news over the weekend. A man who we will now be post-humulously. How do you say it? Yeah, I think you did a pretty close job there. We'll be inducting Ian Watkins from the lost profits into the Creep off Hall of Fame this Friday. So that piece of shit is in hell now, and we're going to discuss all of that up on Friday's bonus. Excellent. Looking forward to that. Now, Carl. Yes.

Do you know what time it is? Well, we do have a couple other super chats that we need to do. Sure. And then I think I'm spinning the wheel. I believe so. Riley and Friends, thanks for the Fiverr. Aaron Imholt is mathematically worse than a murderer. Yes. This is true. These are true facts. Which is why you're going to be giving him the money. Captain Blackbread, Whoa, you skip my voicemail. I didn't see it, buddy. I'm sorry. Are we skipping voicemails over here now? No, I didn't see it.

Consequence idea. Go to Saudi Arabia. Do creepiest air an episode. We played, we did that one already. Thank you, Rocco, or B. Carl, yes. The wheel is here. The consequences are set. All right, let's read through them real quick. Are we on the same page here? All right. Number one is winner's choice. Number two, $100 to the canteen goal. I hate that. totally rosy watchalogue podcast do something nice for co-host a date with a blowup doll

oh yeah dinner with the listener okay the bodysuit consequence okay the body suit we have to walk around for an hour in downtown rochester appearing to be naked maybe the mall somewhere i know it'll be a problem okay uh pass the spin that's number eight now carl want you come on here we'll play some music get ready for that wheel Someone book five wins Spin it so the pain can now begin And if you're pissed at people vote Don't whine because you'll be just fine

Don't watch your co-host glow So here it goes folks Charles about to spin it The brown turns upside down The creep off is one fucked-up show Go to church or pass the spin Or so money to the hitman Clubfoot panache

All right, fuck face Still fat Let's see the concert $100 to the canteen goal Had you better make sure He knows it's from you I will $100 to Aaron Imhol

Ladies and gentlemen That's a real consequence I'm so glad I changed it That sucks so bad. Oh, boy. Oh, no. And the worst part is that shot totally showed your bald spot. Sorry, buddy.

Yeah, I mean, people have met me in person. It's been there for a while. Yeah. Nothing new. Wow, $100 to Aaron Imholz jail fund. Oh, it sucks. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

I'll make you a deal just to make it a little easier. Oh. Here's the deal. I will let you just pay for his iPad access, his tablet access, if it's cheaper. Yeah. You could pay for his iPad the whole time. I don't think that's how that works. another win for the toe

Rocket Warby Dude unreal All right Who do you think This is a good question Hulkomania wants to Who would win an arm wrestling contest Carl or Vinnie

I think it would be you Vinny I know it would be me Oh okay fair enough Yeah I'm watching the pro football Arm wrestling We're doing that Wednesday Tomorrow on WATP Yeah you piece of shit

Son of a bitch Hey there's lots of episodes There's a lot of episodes There's three episodes There's three episodes There's three total episodes And I said Carl a message everybody and this is what I told him I said if I am not included in watching the pro

football arm wrestling championships I will never speak to him again but then I said no never mind I will constantly speak to you yes so I do not include me all right you're invited next Wednesday actually you want to come by this Wednesday we have to go to the um I have to do do my consequence I have to do the open mic this Wednesday do you want to stop by WTP and then we'll head over there together I think Chris is coming too fuck yeah I'll be there all right it's a deal it's a date. Yay! It's happening.

We're going to watch our wrestling champion chips, and we're going to do my consequence of doing Sedering John's act at the open mic. That is going to be at the cinema. Yeah, if anyone wants to come. So it's Wednesday night at the cinema, which is on Clinton, right? Yep, Clinton. Let me just make sure I have the right information here. I want to make sure I have it for everybody.

Okay. And what time does it start? I'm going to find that. That's what I'm looking for you right now. I just want to make sure. I have to go probably do the squeegee bit. I'm thinking people want to see the squeegee bit for sure. And I have to do some other bits from Cedering John's ad. Show starts at 9 o'clock. It's 9 p.m. start time. Oh, perfect. Okay, good. So it's not going to be too tough for you. And I'm going to make sure that they have a spot ready for you. Great. And anybody, any you creepos who want to join us, Carl and I will hang out. Look at that place. Wow. This is going to be interesting. Carl, we have one more super chat in from my pal, Hellraiser, 69. He says, well, Carl, be paying PayPal, Venmo streamlabs, rumble rants or superchats. I think I got to do a rumble rant because I want him to read it.

Yeah. Well, I actually know YouTube be funnier because then YouTube takes more of the money. I think I have to do a super chat. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. And Hellraiser 69, good senior this week. He's been hanging out at the club, I believe he said he was coming to see Jim Norton this weekend. Beautiful. I'll be there as well.

All right, kids. That's the end of our show. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Carl. And you will be recording my stand-up set, right? Are you of kidding me? Of course I will.

Great. We'll get it out there. Until then, kids. Gigia. It's the creep off.