The Creep Off - Episode 284: A Fat Fish Called Wanda

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of the creep off! Karl & Vinnie are hitting the open road to crown the Creepiest Trucker of all time, and you pick the winner!The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Florida Man, 70, Allegedly Peed on Over $10,000 Worth of Food at Sam's ClubInternet outage leads to man killing his stepfather: CopsMan nearly decapitated mom who came to check on him: CopsMan nearly decapitated mom who came to check on him: CopsGirl & Boy — Ages 10 and 9 — Charged With Raping 5-Year-Old Girl Found Scalped in Field – Crime OnlineWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Support free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

all right fine i'll start it go you're listening to the carl network if you're a kid don't get on here okay see that's how you do a disclaimer okay you tell the kids to get out the fuck off the damn page i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm gonna deliver the goods because i'm a lies and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. What the hell is it supposed to be?

inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and joining me today in the studio, the man, the $850,000

man, Carl Hamburger, how you doing, buddy? I'm doing fantastic. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino, so good to see you, my friend. Good to see you, too. It's another round of the creep off. For those of you don't know, this show is a competition. Carl, do you want to explain the rule? almost everybody. Of course.

So every single week, Vinnie and I get together and we try to find the creepiest person within a certain category today is the creepiest truck driver. And so Vinny and I will both present who we think is the creepiest truck driver. And then you, the listener and viewer, will go to the creepoff.com where you'll find a link to our Patreon page. Stop the presses. You'll find a link to our Patreon page. Patreon.com slash the creep off.

And that's where you can vote for who you thought brought the creepiest creep in this week's episode. Then we have our results girl come on the next week, tally up the votes for us and find out who won. Once one of us gets to five victories, the round is over, and the loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. And I am very proud to say something that has never happened in the history of the creepoff is I actually performed two consequences within 12 hours of each other. I banged out two consequences. I'm completely caught up. I don't have anything looming over me. I am proud of you, buddy. Thank you, man. I did it. You know, It's one of those things where I'm almost just joyful about how one of them turned out,

and then I was also joyful about how ashamed you were of the other. Yes. So for those of you haven't seen on the creep off YouTube channel, you should probably jump over there and subscribe if you're watching this on the Who Are These podcast channel. Carl did stuttering John stand-up set at the cinema theater the other night. Marvelous job. It's great. Thank you. The best anyone could possibly do with that material.

It's the worst material. And, you know, I'm actually surprised I haven't heard from John yet because he's been talking a lot about how his entire act is copyrighted. Every single joke is copyrighted. So I'm actually surprised that I haven't gotten a cease and desist or another lawsuit yet. Yeah, that's not how stand-up works. No? You can't just copyright your jokes? Probably not, no.

I've gone through the copywriting process. It's a whole thing. It's a whole ordeal. It takes months. It costs money. And you have to prove that you are the only one who owns that material. and that there aren't anything that are similar to that, and then the Copyright Office has to do research and figure that out.

That's how jokes work. Pretty much. Especially John's, my dad was so cheap jokes. How cheap was he? I am the only one allowed to do. My Puerto Rican dad is cheap jokes. C-s and desist. So you did that, and then you did this other one.

Do you want to look at it right now? Let's do it, yeah. Yeah, so I was not happy with this. Neither were my partner is in crime on this little piggy. So I didn't get to watch this little piggy yet. Did you all have a nice time chatting about this? I think the people are not too happy with me giving money to Aaron Imhold. But this was my consequence.

I had to give $100 towards the canteen fund because Aaron is now in jail. He'll be in jail through Sunday. And so Aaron was asking for money so that he could watch videos on his tablet or buy things in the gift shop. I would imagine. No, there's no porn in jail. Oh, they don't want you watch porn and touch yourself? No, no, no. He's going to be bummed.

No, no. So hold on. second, though. I want to point something out. I did hear WATP this weekend, fabulous episode of Blind Mike. Thank you. You said that I'm the one who put that on the wheel. I did put it on the wheel, but I didn't come up with that. Oh, okay. That was a suggestion from a listener. So it wasn't me who came up with it. I have the one who just said green light. All right. Fair enough. All right. Let's watch this clip. Let's watch the joy in Aaron Holt's beady eyes when he got Carl's money. Oh, thank you very much. $100 from WATP. Another show that I keep on the air.

Says here's $30 for YouTube. Good luck in the pokey. We're all rooting for you. I know you are. By the way, this is a consequence for my show The Creep Off. Good plug. Good plug. Dude, I help everybody. Which unlike you will be live on YouTube next week. Well, that's not fair. I'm going to be in jail. you back it up yes there was one more sentence oh dear you're bad at this this is a four and a half hour long show yeah okay there's a sentence on there that Aaron missed

watch this little piggy Friday with your canteen phone and he just as soon as he saw this little piggy took the chat down I paid a hundred bucks for that he couldn't read the whole thing that's pretty wild you should get your money back from YouTube I know people were saying I should do a charge back I wouldn't even be mad at you I'm not doing that listen I think it's

funny you've you've suffered the humiliation Fuck this guy. I'm not doing a charge back. Oh, I think you should fuck him over. Aaron handled that with all the grace that I assumed that he would. Oh, I know you are, buddy. You're rooting for me because I'm the greatest. I just, I love that he, you know, him, just like Suttering John has been saying this too.

He's like, oh, I'm the only reason why they have a show. I'm keeping their money coming in. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was lost in the world until I found Aaron Hymol, Minnesota, and no idea what's going on. Thank goodness. You know, you were lost when stuttering John disappeared for a little bit, and then you found Aaron M. Holt in Minnesota, right? Oh, I was, I couldn't find my way, Vinny.

I mean, you remember. Without those two guys, they're your lighthouse. Do you remember I would call you late at night because I couldn't sleep? I just be like, what am I going to do? I mean, we can find creeps, but who am I going to laugh at on Wednesdays and Saturdays? And you said, Carl, calm down. I'm sure you'll find someone to laugh at. I went to two shows a week now, and I don't have anything I could talk about.

I was just like, dude, I don't know. Should I just, like, watch, like, shows that I enjoy? Should I just, like, maybe do things that are entertaining for me? And you're like, Carl, that's too drastic. You got to keep watching things you hate. Come on. You know what you're in for. You got to keep doing it.

You need to hate watch everything. Yes. And make the things that you hate pay your mortgage. Can I just go back to, like, watching movies that I enjoy in TV shows and sporting events? And you're like, no. You have to find assholes on the internet and spend hours and hours clipping them. I was like, fine, fuck. Yes, that's where we're here.

That's how we ended up here. What a long, strange trip it's been. It really has. But all right, let's get back to the creep off. But anyway, that was my consequence. Well done. Done and done. Well done.

I'm proud of you, buddy. Thank you, man. All right. Guess what? Here to give us the results from last week's episode. It is Danny. Hello, Danny. Hello, guys.

Oh, I can't believe you gave $100 to Aaron M. Oh, my God. It's rough, isn't it? But that's why I did it through YouTube, because I wanted to make sure 30% of it went to Google. I'm telling you, you have my permission to charge you back. I don't give a fuck. I'm not doing that. That's a dick move.

Well, yeah. It's Aaron. I know. I'm with you. I'm with you. You know what, though, makes me laugh knowing that that money we've had give $100 the podcast hit, man, on the wheel for so long. I know. It's been on there forever.

And I'm like, I can't wait to give this guy money. And they went, if I finally will give someone money, and it's fucking Aaron. God damn it. It sucks. Podcasts him and just still sitting in jail with no tablet. I know. And fucking Aaron's in there watching the Vikings. Although podcast admin has a better setup that he used to.

But yeah, I know. I think Aaron's probably having a better time. He is. So, Danny, last week. Although the Vikings, whoof, I don't know if he enjoyed that game. Didn't they get robbed by the refs? I don't know about that, maybe. But the Giants, holy shit.

Speaking of teams that our adversaries are into. Are you going to go kick for them, Carl, with your club foot? you might be better than the guy they have. Oh, that was rough. Anyway, neither here nor there. Danny's here, and I'm paying attention to two things. Danny, do you have the results from last, no, not your eyes? It wasn't your eyes.

Which two things. Do you have the results from last week's episode of the creep off for us? I do. It was the wild card round. That's right. Vinnie and I were able to bring any creep we wanted to. Right, right. Well, 58% of the vote goes to Vinny and Marcus Weston this week.

Oh, no, Carl. Oh, no. Oh, little Carl sad. I'm going to tell you something, creepball fans. Your buddy Vinny wants you to know something. This week, the voting may move to Patreon. The voting may not be on the website anymore. You might have to take one extra step to get there to vote.

But let me tell you something. We, the true believers, are going to prove to Carl that not only was this win, not a fluke. Every other win that I get in the future will not be a fluke. He will have nothing to complain about because we're running wild. Congratulations, man. I'm happy for you. Can I tell you a little behind the scenes communication that happened after our last episode? If you want.

And I feel bad. I owe Alex, the producer of our show, a message. And I'm sorry, Alex. I have not gotten back to you on that. It hit me when I was in the middle of a lot of things But I declared on the show last week You might remember that there's a ton of cheating going on in the voting And Vinny said what? What do you fucking know? There's no cheating? What do you mean?

And Alex sent us an email and said there's tons of cheating It's rampant and he can't control it and he said yeah there probably should be a better solution So Alex agreed with me that we needed to have a solution So what we're doing is we're putting it on Patreon now you have to be a Patreon member to vote We hope that you go there and vote every week but while you're there, consider signing up. We do a bonus show every single Friday. We just had a fun Hall of Fame induction this past Friday.

We sure did. Ian Watkins from The Lost Prophets is now a member of the Creepoff Hall of Fame, as well as a resident of hell. Very true. Oh, man. You know what, Carl, well, Danny's here. This one, just the super chat came in. Guys, stop at the football talk.

Danny is about to slide out of her chair. I know. It gets a really hot. Sorry, Danny. We don't mean to do that to you. Gets are really excited. man, Lavern Mystic says, good for you, Carl. No chargebacks or creeps, not jerks.

You did a consequence on time. Thumbs up. Kudos, Carl. Sorry, my vote didn't happen. That's okay, Labran Mystic. Yes, that one had a very specific window of time that I had to get that in. It was either Thursday or Friday. Right.

Because Aaron was off to jail. You know what? Friday. While we're doing these, let's just bust with these. Thank you, Tuky's unpaid staff for the Fiverr. Next idea for the wheel. Loser has to watch Keanu's show for three hours. Oh, fuck that.

I'm not signing up for that. Are you kidding me? I've done a lot of shitty things for the show. I'm not watching Keanu for three hours straight with Michaeline. Labermistic gifted five creepoff memberships. Thank you, Labermistic. Congratulations. You could join us for some bonus episodes on Fridays.

Now, last one, we'll bust them all out. Rock or B 2002. Another fiverer. What would be the odds that Howard Stern's therapist went to the same college as Brian Wilson's therapist? Interesting. I'll have to look into that. Yeah, we just did a breakdown of the interview Andy Cohen did with Howard

Stern and some things that I think were revealed that we've never really heard from Howard before. That he likes lady boys? Well, that was one of them for sure. That was interesting. That was the wildest. His Instagram feed is just full of lady boys. I was doing the dishes and I'm just listening to the podcast and I hear any code and where is your Instagram filled with lady boys?

I love them. He goes. Yeah, that was great. Finally, Howard actually being honest with his audience. He doesn't like the night Melendez's. He doesn't like that version of them. He likes the guys who become girls. He wants the chicks to have a dick.

He doesn't want the boys to have a pussy. Everyone following this? Daddy's shaking her head. She's got it. She's keeping up with us. This Howard Stern guy might not be who we all thought he was, everybody. He's a weirdo. Labrined Mystic also with another $2.

Ola Cripo's from the truck. And of course, you go right by it. I'm staring right at. There it is. All right. Relax. Thank you very much. And because you've been haphazardly checking these,

We might want to see if there's any other ones you missed. Nope. Nope. That's it. All right. Danny, where can everyone find you on the internet? On Instagram at Danny. Danny, desolation.

Sorry, I got a British accent for a second. It is worth following her on Instagram if you haven't already. Thanks, Madonna. Have an awesome week. We'll see you next Monday. Bye, Danny. Bye, Danny. Danny, everybody.

Bring me some good news. We are celebrating a super chat Tuesday on here, so we appreciate all of you being here live. Of course, we do this every Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern from both the Who Are These Podcast channel and the creep off channel on YouTube. That is correct. Now, I believe it is time to start the competition. Carl, would you like to ring that bell for creepiest trucker? I won last week, so I will go first.

Let me introduce you to my creep today. His name is Wayne Adam Ford. He is from Petaluma, California. He was born in 1961, and let me tell you a little bit about this poor kid. When he was two years old, he cracked his skull. Oh, that sucks. So things probably not starting off great for him in life. You know, his dad was a drunk, and his mom was very religious, and she was from Germany,

so that had to be weird. He never bothered to finish high school by age 18 in 1979. He enlisted in the Marine Corps, rising to the rank of sergeant as a chemical weapons specialist, before all sorts of fucking around and problems on the base got him. his rank strip from him and he was honorably discharged in 1985 chemical weapons specialist yeah aren't that illegal chemical weapons look at a smile on this guy he's like the fucking joker yeah so okay during his time in the marines he had a terrible car crash as well carl i want to make sure we hit on these brain injuries um he got hit by a drunk driver and they said his head swelled up

like a balloon okay so he went all ray de veto on everybody after that everyone that knew him he got tabred Yeah, he got tabbered and turned into Ray DeVito. Oh, no. Somebody said in the comment section, I was wearing my tabber t-shirt today. Oh, it's pretty close. So his personality changed severely. He ends up getting diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. He cycles through psych wards.

And the word that everybody used to describe him, Carl, unstable. Okay. In 1981, a blind date led to a marriage to a woman named Kelly Pletcher. Then she divorced him in 19-18. 84 because of controlling abuse. She got all bent out of shape because he forced her to have an abortion. It's not like he performed it. It's not like he's his chemical weapons specialty to get rid of it.

But he ends up getting married again a few years later in 1994 and produced a son named Max. Produced a son. Interesting way of saying that. He fucking knocked her up, put a kid in her. In 1995, that kid was born. But by 1996, his wife Elizabeth fled with custody. limiting Ford's visit, fueling what doctors would call seething resentment. Okay.

So by 1996, he's pretty miserable. He gets arrested and accused of beating, raping, and robbing a sex worker in Garden Grove, California. The charges were dropped. I get the beating and robbing part, but the raping, come on. You know what? I also forgot he was arrested two times while he was married in the second time. The first time was that he was arrested for animal cruelty for pumping bullets. bullets into a guard dog that had died.

The dog was dead and he just used it for target practice and people said that was animal cruelty. How was that animal cruelty? It's a psychotic thing to do, but I think the charges got dropped. Okay, good. I mean, that's a crazy, something to nuts out. I guess. I don't know. What do you want to put bullets into? A dead...

Lived things, mostly. And then also, he was charged with forcing oral sex on a 15-year-old girl. Oh. And that never went to trial. So, no wonder she left now he drifted between jobs Carl delivering as a truck driver

delivering for Sears Mountain Montgomery Ward he quit because he felt that was beneath him he started working as a tow truck driver and he started driving a bus for disabled kids in San Clemente California I would do that job that sounds fun oh dude the windows had to be so clean on that bus but by 1998

he had gotten a new job Carl he was working as a long haul trucker All right. For Adeline Enterprises out of a trailer park in California. His co-workers liked him, said he was polite, kept his rig clean. Neighbor said he was a pretty normal guy, was a chain smoker to stand outside and talk to you. Now, not an alcoholic, surprisingly. Seems like a guy whose wife left him.

They'd probably be drinking a lot. Not ever a truck driver. That would be pretty difficult, I would think. You know what I mean? Do you think there's not a lot of trunk, trunk drivers? I don't. I think that they like uppers, you know, and stimulants and things. like that's right you fly everywhere oh yeah i don't drive i'm got an airplane i'm ordering a cocktail you

kidding me yeah so he didn't hang out in bars is really my point he had a different haunt of choice okay where he liked to hang out car was the christian bookstore nice yeah he used to buy bible tapes and when he would go there he would cry a lot and talk to the clerk there about how he misses his son and that bitch took him from her okay so he's very upset about that now during this time he's you know all of his family thinks he's trying to live his life, right? He's going to the Christian bookstore listening to his Bible tapes. He looks like the goddamn Joker. He was doing something else on the side.

You see, while he was taking his trucks, he was targeting hitchhikers and hookers along California's highways. His truck cab and its bed and fridge basically became a rolling crime scene from October 1997 through October of 98. He killed at least four women, kidnapped and beat up a bunch of other. people. Let's talk about it. Okay. Carrie Allen and Cummings was his first victim. She was a 25-year-old hitchhiker from Eureka, California. He lured her into his airstream trailer. He raped her savagely, stabbing her with a knife 27 times into her back and buttocks. Okay. He then decided inside of his truck cab to carve her up

like meat, chopped off her head, her arms, her legs, and titties. Wow. Split the torso wide open, but for some reason he cut all the meat off of her thighs, put it into plastic bags and put it into his mini fridge. He then took her breast that he cut off and boiled them down for some reason and dripped the fat out of them into a coffee can that he kept. And then he buried parts of her by a campsite, tossed the head into a river and dumped the rest piecemeal wherever he could. Her torso was found in 1997, was found by a duck hunter,

and it wasn't identified until 2023. Mm-hmm. So you said he kept his rig clean, though, right? The other truck drivers thought he kept his rig pretty clean? Yeah, yeah, until he went a little nuts. Okay, I was going to say, that'd be tough to clean up that scene. I think he realized that wasn't a great move because in May of 1998, he struck again in Las Vegas. He met a girl named Tina Renee Gibbs. She was 26 years old, and she was worked as a prostitute. He took her to his truck stop. Then he decided to tie her up for rough sex. He raped her repeatedly. He clamped his hands around her throats and squeezed her. until her eyes bulged out and her face turned purple when she would pass out he would revive her and rape her again until she went limp from strangulation and died no dismemberment this time

he simply just threw her into a California aqueduct near Buttonwillow in Kern County and they found her waterlogged corpse on June 2nd 1998 good news his semen is waterproof because it was still traceable and inside of her

what a load So September 1998, Lynette Dayon White, 25-year-old mother of four from Fontana, picked up near an Ontario truck stop. He pays her for sex, does the same song and dance. Ties her up, rake strangler, slaps around a little bit, wakes her up. This time, he wrapped the body, stowed it in his sweltering truck cab. He later went on to say that he watched her head blackening against the floorboards as decomposition accelerated during drives to Phoenix, Arizona. and back. Okay.

From Ontario, California, he's just driving around with her. Six hours, yep. Just driving around with her. And this wasn't just for one day. He did this for a couple of weeks. He left her in there. Okay. Finally, he dumped her nude and bloated corpse into an irrigation canal and Lodi.

Now, no one was able to identify her body either. So nobody had any idea what the story was. They just found this bloated dead body. Now, the spree peaked in October of 98 with Patricia Ann Tam as she was 29 years old, and Carl, you would have liked her, meth use her. Oh, sweet. Probably get along, have a lot in common. Yeah.

Encountered near Victoriaville Trump stop. He paid her, went to town raping her while strangling her, waking her up. This time, he, according to him, accidentally fractured her spine by squeezing her neck. He described it as a bone-cracking snap. That's why pencils have erasers, you know? Stakes are made. Then she gurgled blood and drowned on her own fluids, he said. Then he decided to stab her.

He was like, maybe I'll drain some of this blood. He hacked off one of her tithies. He likes doing that. Put it in a Ziploc bag and put it in his mini fridge in his truck. Her new body minus the titty was thrown into another California aqueduct near San Bernardino. Now, once again, they found her and his load still intact. Pretty incredible. Nice.

Now, beyond these, like I said, Ford assault to people who survived. he would pick up hitchhikers he thought he could take now let me show you another picture of him he's a big motherfucker he is well he's a former marine so he would see a hitchhiker he would pick them up and then he would just like start talking to him and look for a reason to get mad and just would punch him in the face and beat him up until he thought they were a couple of them he thinks they think he thought they were dead and he just left him on the side of the road he's not great yeah yeah sounds like it's like a kind of a creep but here's uh you Kind of.

Yeah. Here's the part that really blew my mind, Carl. Okay. The guilt of all of his crimes. You know, this is the guy who's going and hanging out at the Bible store and crying to the clerk. Sure. About how I just want Jesus to bring my son back. Of course.

The guilt got to him. Suicidal Bible in hand, Carl. He confesses to his brother on November 3rd, 1998, quote, I've hurt people real bad. And his brother took him to the police station. And even his brother didn't realize what was about. to happen. But when he goes into the police station, he walks up to the front desk and very calmly says, I would like to confess. And then he pulled out the last girl's titty that was in the

bag and dropped it on the table in front of the cop and said, you guys looking for this? Quote, that's just the tip of the iceberg. That's the tip of the titty. That's what he said. Then he tells him everything he did. He led cops to the other remains. The DNA nailed him. He was held on $1 million bail, and he was found guilty on four first-degree murder counts. Jurors dismissed his brain injury defense and his, quote, accidental claims. It was all an accident. Yep. I mean, the neck thing, I mean, who hasn't broken someone's spine before by mistake?

I'm telling you. Right? I mean, tell it to Quadfather. He did it to himself. Happens all the time. He was looking for attention. I think he did it on purpose. Yeah.

Well, you know, how ladies are. He was looking for a hook for his show. He was like, the Derek show, just so they have a ring to it, you know? quad father yeah when you become quad father then it's you got something so he was sentenced to death on august 10th 2006 fun fact caro he's 63 years old now and uh he's still on death row cool good for him san quittin state prison no execution date in sight way to go california that's what they do look at this guy he's just like paying money look at this fucking stink spending taxpayers money out there i like how this picture he kind of looks like pretty

Bruce of Chris a little bit. Oh, geez, that's mean. No, he's kind of given a big smile. Yeah, yeah. Like, if Chris went without a haircut for a few months. Like if Chris looked awful and was a serial killer, okay, very enough. And chopped off women's titties and put him in the fridge.

Right, right, right. And of course, we don't know that he doesn't do that. He hasn't been convicted. He hasn't been charged. I don't want to put Chris in a corner. He hasn't been charged with anything. All right. Is it my turn to talk about the creepiest truck driver?

I guess you can. I want to talk to you about, can you pull up Robert Ben Rhodes's photo that I sent you This man, Robert Ben Rhodes is known as the truck stop killer And oh, Jesus Christ Yeah, he's kind of a fun one up Is that Jim Norton? That's the shit that nightmares are made up

When he was a younger man, he was into bondage He got really into like tying women up And check out this bondage photo I have of him That's also in the folder Oh no That's him Yeah, he went to zoom in a little bit on that but yeah so uh he's kinky you know he's a kinky truck driver uh he was also in the marines

is that how you wear those is that what you're supposed to do with those i don't have the answers to that that's not my thing personally i smell a new consequence oh shit i smell oh shit how can we just call it carl's wheel of consequences at this point doesn't even why are we pretending you might spin that thing ever again to be fair your picture is on it it's true it's true All right, fair enough. So I want to tell you about 18-year-old Shauna Holtz. She was hitching a ride from California.

She hopped in a truck with this gentleman headed to Arizona. And, you know, he's got this. So how does she know when she wants to get off? Does she pull one of the chains for a stop? Well, he does not dress like that when he's driving the truck. Okay, I'm just curious. Because it might not be all that inviting for people. Sure.

But he had a sleeper cab in the back. And after a few hours, she fell asleep. She's like, oh, this is sweet. I'm going to take a nap here while I get this free ride. Well, that's when he climbed into the back. overpowered her change her to the walls he whipped her he pierced her with pins and fish hooks

he raped her and he also raped her asshole many oh boy he tortured this woman what's worse that are the pins and needles this is by the way it's gonna sound it's kind of similar to your guy I guess this is going on a lot

I read an article that there's like a ton of truck drivers that get away with serial killing for a long time because of the fact that they all happen in different places and the jurisdictions make it tough to pin point who's up to this and this guy by the way the truck stop killer uh the great thing about him is the randomness yeah and by the way everybody in the chat stopped saying uh that andy is the creepiest

trucker because andy is not the truck stop killer he's the truck stop thriller right okay get it right so he took this uh shana he took her back to his apartment in houston and he let her take a shower which was nice to get cleaned up debts um and then he changed her to her bed and decided to She raped her for a few more days. He used a straight razor to cut her hair short. Then he was back in the truck where he had to go make a stop. She was actually able to escape. She got away.

Did he do a nice job with the haircut at least? No, it looked terrible. This is in 1990. And she still had a leash on her, a dog leash on her when she got to the police station. And she explains everything that happened to her. She had been with him for the last six days being tortured and raped, continued. and she decided to press charges

okay so she liked the haircut she goes you know it's gonna be my word versus his I don't really have any proof so I'm not gonna press any charges and this bun does look smart so that wasn't great for Regina now if you want to pull up Regina 3 let's start there now Regina's a 14 year old girl

oh no no I said Regina 3 oh very sorry buddy you are slow on the yeah so this is a 14 year old girl Regina and she decided she's going to run away from home with her 18 year old boyfriend she looks like a character from beetle juice she does a little bit yes um so and one specifically that we'll talk about but they're planning on hitchhiking to Mexico because her boyfriend had family there and so they're like let's just go to Mexico where we can be together 18 year old and 14 year old uh they don't give a shit in Mexico apparently so robert picks

them up because robert's driving the truck and he says yeah come on in kids uh so he shot the boyfriend immediately. He's like, I don't need this guy here. This guy's going to cock block me. I can't have that. And he dumped the body in a deep ditch about 20 feet from the highway 59 in Lamar County, Mississippi. It's so convenient for the highway transit authorities to put those all over the place for truckers and Trump off their course. It is very helpful.

Yep. So he then proceeded to repeatedly sexually torture Regina in the sleeper cabin of the semi-truck. over the span of weeks, he took photos while doing this as well. And in early March of 1990, he decided, Robert decided to stop at a barn near Interstate 70 in Bond County, Illinois, where he took multiple nude and clothes photographs of Regina inside and outside of this structure, this barn that's there. And if you take a look at photo one, so this is an actual photo of her. that he took, he was making her try on different outfits and wear different clothes and

sometimes she was naked. Number two is another example of this. This is a terrified 14-year-old girl who was being continuously tortured and raped for weeks by this man. And now he's just having a fun little photo shoot with her. She is doing some flirty posing. She looks terrified. Oh, stay back.

She looks terrified. She does look a little bit like, why don't a writer, though, speaking of Beetlejuice. Especially that other photo. Like a Ray DeVito. The Winona Ryder mix. But as you can see, he also cut her hair short, too. He liked to do that. He liked to give the girl's haircuts.

Yeah. Yeah, that picture, she definitely looks like Winona Ryder. A little Winona Ryder. Look, going. So after the photo session, he had her climb up to the top of the loft of the barn. And he tied a wire around her neck and tied that to the beam on the ceiling and nearly decapitated there. And he left her naked body hanging there in Illinois and carried out on his way.

Yeah, but was she okay? Nope, she died. Oh, she was dead. No. Yeah. But this is the fun thing that he did, Vinny. She had a notebook with her. And he grabbed the notebook, and he's looking through there.

He's like, oh, look it. There's mom's phone number. And there's dad's phone number. They're divorced. So he starts calling up her parents and going, hey, I got Regina. Is she alive? And he just hang up on him. He's just calling the mom and the dad from different pay phones for weeks, just torturing them with this information that they're missing daughter that he knew where she was.

interesting that's a that's a level of like sadism that I could never get my head around it's pretty brutal like he's he's sticking people with needles and shit like that but calling the parents and taunting them is like and dude and they didn't find her body for months she went missing

on February 3rd they didn't find her body until September 29th because the guy who owned the barn was going to burn it down so he decided to just take a quick look inside before he set of that fire There was a decaying corpse up in the waft. I told these kids to stop hanging themselves in my barn. So then a few weeks after that, after he hung this girl in this barn, a trooper in Arizona investigated this truck. He was pulled over the side of the road, has its hazards on. So the trooper pulls up and takes a look and sees it, hey, look at it inside the cab.

There's a naked woman who's handcuffed and screaming. And Robert's like, he's like, how'm gonna, how gonna, uh, you see the thing is, this is her kink. She's into this. I'm a BDSM guy. I don't know what to tell you. And the cop was like, I don't think that's true. So Robert handed over his gun and was arrested for aggravated assault, sexual assault, an unlawful imprisonment. Now, his apartment back in Houston, remember that apartment?

Yeah. The landlord, once he finds out that this guy got arrested, goes, you should probably check out to see what's going out of this guy's apartment. There's women's clothing and undergarments. There's blood-soaked white towels, makeup, photographs, bondage paraphernalia. So the FBI gets a warrant. And they recovered various photos of a white female with short, dark, uneven hair taken over weeks. An array of these photos in his apartment showed that the female is in different stages of undress, shackled, sexually tortured in the sleeper cabin, and the passenger seat of the semi-truck. Another series of images showed the female outside and inside of that barn that I just showed you.

they had no idea who it was they didn't know it was Regina it wasn't until they discovered that body months later and they found the kid too the 18 year old kid that didn't happen for months and they finally went oh those are those missing teenagers that ran off and uh oh that's who that girl is in those photos that robert was taking uh-huh uh-huh so it's very similar i think to your guy where he built a torture chamber in the rear of his semi and over at least 15 years he was kidnapping, torturing, raping, and killing as many as

50 suspected victims they don't know how many he was getting away with it for a decade and a half, Vinny. Huh. This guy? This guy was doing. That's what he was up to. This guy over here does the great Popeye impression. He is serving life without parole. He's 79 years old.

And here's a fun fact for you, Vinny. Tie a little bow on this one. So his father was arrested for molesting a 12-year-old girl and his dad committed suicide while awaiting trial. So good family, good people. Vote for car at patreon.com slash the creepoff.

Robert Ben Rhodes, creepiest trucker, the truck stop killer. Or you could vote for my guy because he's better. You're supposed to be better. It's supposed to be worse. That's the whole point. Better.

all right uh we do have a cop cam but before we do that we are celebrating super chat monday let's do it's good to be back on mondays you know this is the celebration that we really enjoy we got that one uh labyrinistic thanks for the five are good for you caro no chargebacks you we did this one sorry buddy all right s j set needs to become dabble versus ice bucket challenge i've booked my open wake spot in glascoastcois callin next week we'll send you to you guys yes that's a great idea Everyone wants you go to open mics and do Suttery John's set. Send the videos to the creep off. We will post a playlist on our YouTube channel.

And pick different parts of his set, too. You know, don't just do the ones that I did. I mean, I got to do the squeegee bit, which was a lot of fun. But this is like that scene in Spartacus. I was like, no, I am Sutterin. Right. Because he's claiming he's going to sue everyone because it's all copyrighted material. So if we all do it, a lot of lawsuits.

It would be very expensive for John. Ebony, thank you so much. I like that idea. Brilliant. Brilliant. Can't wait to see the video. Please send that in. Captain Blackbread, thanks with Joe. Who suggested this episode again?

That guy rules. Is it Captain Blackbeard? Bread? Who suggested it? I suggested it. It was me. I take all the credit. He's the one who started all the shit on the voicemail.

That's what I mean. Yeah. Labermistic, thanks for the Fiverr. US finished deleting chemical munitions this September 2025. Herbicides, riot control, medical response, and countermeasures is current use for that job. Okay. Good to know. Interesting.

Dang Lizard. So Ray DeVito wasn't involved in any of these cases? Not that we know of, but you know what? A lot of these cases were never solved. Didn't he get hit by a truck and we don't know who the driver was? It could have been one of those two guys. Could have been, yes. KFT. Next consequence, Carl delivers flowers to ASA. Is that, uh, uh, OSA? John's, ma'am? We're not doing that. Uh, no, we're definitely not doing that. Uh, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. Hi Carl, can you add Donkey Lips to the panel like Adam Bush?

It would be hilarious to get his takes on things. He'd be cheap also. Yeah, you know, Adam tried to befriend donkey lips and got rejected for some reason. Oh, really? Yeah. He didn't like to talk to Adam? They were both Nickelodeon stars. It's that in common. And

dude didn't want to be his friend for some reason. I say we get Budnick. Lapron Mystic, thanks for being a member 10 months. And thank you for participating so hard today. So how do we vote on Patreon? If we're just YouTube members, but not Patreon members. PS has, to update my card, still a member. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I saw they just became a member scroll up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha. So here's the deal. Thank you, Eber Mystic. On Patreon, there are posts that we put up there that are free. They're just open to anybody who wants to see them. When you go to patreon.com backslash the creepoff, or if you follow the link in the description of this episode,

it will take you right to it. And you can vote. You might have to sign in, but that's what Carl wants. he wants everybody to sign in and have a password to vote. Yes. Now, if you're feeling squirrelly while you're there, feel free to subscribe. We appreciate it. You can become a Patreon bonus content subscriber.

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special wait watchers number three that's right got to plug that buddy that's right we have the wait watchers we do once a month with dick masterson and johnny the audio engineer also when you're on our patreon if you hang out for three months or longer you get some merchandise set your way we're uh we're very generous here at the creep off we give a lot at the creep off we appreciate the support more than we get i'm just kidding thank you guys we love you all right man let's uh do uh your cop cam shall we let's go Get that music. I can't wait to see

Carl's Cockcam fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Cause Cockham lose all your rights ruin your life. I just opened up the folder

I saw the titles of these. Yeah, it's going to be fun. This Kafka came in from our former results girl, Jess. Oh, she's alive. Sent this one in for us. Thanks, Jess.

We appreciate that. Sometimes she runs across one of these cop camps. She thinks it will be fun for us to watch. And she knows. She knows what we like. Let's start off with these lovely ladies that we're going to see hanging out of the beach. The beach, hey? A beautiful, yeah, make sure you're showing the screen, too.

I know. Guys, if you two can come over here, you can come over here real quick. Well, one of you could stay where you are. So we just got a call regarding you guys being intoxicated on our beach. Okay. You don't need to keep walking towards me? I'm not. I'm trying to walk towards the area.

I know. So we got a call that you guys are intoxicated, that you're struggling to fall in front of the way every time. Someone said they were naked as well or something? Someone said they were taking their clothes off or something? Well, they're exposed, but I think the issue is they're either stoned or drunk. Okay. I'm concerned that the one in the pink band was going to get drowned.

All right, I'll talk to them. Thank you guys. All right. People are calling in. A lot of people have been calling you guys in and they're going to drown. People have been saying your tops have been coming off. There's children around you. Does it look like we have all that?

Do you guys, where's all your belongings? Okay. So these are just two fucking smoke shows. Wasted, wasted at the beach. Vinny, how much would you pay for a chance of these two ladies, huh? Wouldn't that be amazing you're on spring break at these two show?

Like, wow, these girls are hot, they're hammered. Not even with John's dick. Okay. All right. Well, the one on the left, maybe, but the other one, there are so many things wrong with us. She actually has the entire galaxy. I know.

Tattooed on her. You just said the one on the left, maybe. Maybe. You're going to get to know Wanda. I don't think you're going to feel. that way after we see this but um listen they're at first they're very agreeable with the police in my clip number two okay hey i totally understand because i was concerned too no one wants you to drown in our order we don't want to drive no no we don't want to drown either so i appreciate

y'all um so much of their time did you guys have anything to drink I see it goes along right here That's a pink boogie board Yeah, that's right here Where are you from? Over there? Where are you from? What do you mean what are we from?

We're from over there. We'll see out there. These beautiful homes that are all up here In the background, these gorgeous houses, You're not from those. No. And those people don't watch you there. Yeah.

Because these girls are wasted. I just like that they're like, yeah, people are concerned for your safety. Yeah, we're going to start for our safety. Right. So get away from the ocean, you idiots, because you are going to drown. They're very wasted, and they get back to their little setup over there. They have a tent, and they have another friend who's there.

And good luck to this other friend trying to get these two to behave. Are you with them? Yeah, I am. Did you have anything to drink with them? A little bit, yeah. But, I mean, they've been here long. I got here a little bit. Are you sober?

Did you drive? Yeah, I did. Okay. I think it's in you guys the best interest to leave. Okay. We're not going to leave. We'll leave. Guys.

Okay, you will? Yeah. They're falling all over the places, kids over here. I had a kid come up to me and say that she was exposed to the beach. So, I mean. Okay, yeah, no. I'll try to get them together. You can smell the alcohol on you and we can see that you have.

we could see that you have it, and you're trying to get it that you guys were doing. God, I wish the female comic was in the bikini, or comic, that female cop was in the bikini. I'll take that. I like how she's cute. Tiger really says, why are their boobs blurred out? Have you seen what those look like with them, even in the bra? They're trying to figure out what they need to censor. So like every now and again, they'll, like, censor the ass because they don't know what's showing of like an asshole's hanging out or something.

And then the boobs are like continually putting blurs over it and the not because they're not sure if tinnies are popping. If you're wondering what that big giant blur is in front of that woman, that is her vagina in a wheelbarrow that she's usually decarded around. All right, so then these girls are also just having a good time, Vinny. Let's not forget that. They're at the beach. They're having fun, and they're playing fun games with the cops here. Now, but you see, there's nobody in the water. Literally, like, I can go in the middle, and I look like I'm Jesus.

There's this guarded beach. The people swimming away down there. I don't know. I'm just filming you right now. And right there in the middle, it looks like I'm walking on water. It looks like I'm Jesus. Uh-huh, you look just like Jesus. People would probably mistake you for Jesus if you were to do that.

With his cock hanging out and everything. Gross. Isn't that a fun little game? Okay, watch me walk on water? Watch me be Jesus. Good. We're going to nail you to something. Keep going.

Go further. All right. And this next clip I just labeled, oh, Wanda. Just get your stuff ready Before you make it worse You're falling in the world You don't need that Don't me to help you hold your chair

I know how to work these ones I can't do it I can't do it Oh you got it You got it Oh, we're in the truck Oh Wanda Oh

That'll go Wanda Wanda You go Wanda I'm gonna I'm I'm trying Hanna I'm trying

You're the one that got called the police call. No, I didn't. I just said now what we do everything. I got it. She's just stumbling and fumbling all over the place. And they're like, Maude, you're the one who got the police called on us. You're having too much fond.

God damn it. No, Wanda. You know, Rudy our Beach Day. I keep thinking of that, what's that Neil Young's song? I'm kind of fond of Wanda. Yeah, you're into her. I can tell. Yeah, kind of fond of Wanda.

That's your type. That's your type right there. All right. Number six, I mean, these girls just keep getting themselves into more trouble. The cops are like, all right, just get out of here and we'll all be on our way. But, nope, they can't do it. Yeah, these two, these three are like the stooges. They're just going to fuck up everything. Just make sure you guys head out.

No problem. Just when the officers thought everybody was chill, one of the gnarly gnomes invited more trouble. What happened? What did she do? She picked it up and just threw it in the water? She picked it up and just threw it in the water. What? Put the tent down Put down the tent

Did you just throw his surfboard in the water? No You didn't Did she just throw his surfboard in the water? No We don't have a surfboard She went over there, picked his surfboard That cop right there, he's a police officer

He observed you do it We don't have a surfboard Oh, you're still gonna lie to me We don't have a surfboard All right, well she's got a point there They don't have a surfboard Because they threw it in the water Vinny?

Oh, sorry. So these women are just menacing the whole beach, in other words. Yeah, you notice how every single person that the cops walk into, they're just like, yeah, these women are wasted. Get them out of here. They're all traumatized. Holy shit. The name of this episode from Josh from Jersey, a fat fish called Wanda. Perfect, Josh.

Thank you. Josh. Okay. All right. In my, uh, in my, uh, in my next clip, we're going to find out, we are going to find out why this woman threw that kid's surfboard. Oh, okay. I'm sure it's a good reason.

Yep. You see what he said to me? What did he say? He said, I have a fat. Okay. All right, so the kid's hilarious. He said, I have a fat pussy. I'm sorry he forgot about the fat rest of you.

Ma'am, you do have a fat pussy, though. You do realize that, right? Pretty good observation from that kid. So she starts getting herself all worked up, Venny. I thought they didn't know anything about it. I know. All of a sudden, now she knows all about it, and she's upset about it. And actually, you can't just go around calling women fat pussies.

Hey, fat pussy. They don't like him. Hey, fat pussy, you're blocking the sun. Many? Maybe you can get away with that shit here on YouTube at the comedy club, but I wouldn't try this anywhere else. Hey, fat pussy. YouTube's terms of service. clip eight we're going to find out what this uh what menace was

i told him if i would never enter this beach again what's the problem he said i had a like that sexual assault he said i called the cops on you because you had a fat that's what he told me why are they bleeping out vagina what's wrong with these videos because it's really gross when that woman says it is doing us a favor they said they called the cows because i said it they said i had a fat vagina that's even funnier than fat pussy for being honest all right so i want to high five that kid so i know it's it's fantastic so these women are just not leaving the officers explaining to them like he's like we are being so patient with you can

you please just go and they're like why what do we do wrong he's like we have open alcohol containers you're publicly intoxicated we just need you to get out of here we're being very nice right now you know what i would do allowing you to leave i would just say okay you guys want to stay i'll tell you what i'll let you stay but you see that buoy way out there You have to swam out there and touch it. Oh, yeah. I would totally fuck with them. Just leave.

All right, so clip number nine, you know, she's still very confused why the police have a problem with them. We're helping you out. You can be arrested right now. We're not doing that. What did we do? What did we do? I'm done talking. What did we do?

I already explained it. I'm done talking. Oh, you already explained it? Okay, thanks, Mr. Officer, for explaining it to me. That has no idea. idea what the you did get your stuff

and leave yeah yeah Jesus Christ I'm mean drunk I don't care for Wanda anymore I know

and they were having so much fun too when we first discovered them they're just kind of like in the ocean

just flailing around water on her fat pussy pussy was spraying water out like a fountain

it was fun it was water spouts like a whale coming out of yeah they were having a good time

and then this next clip I just call again Wanda please tell me she falls down again? Yes!

Come on. Down goes Wanda. Holy shit. Oh, man. What an idiot. My favorite part about that is how slow it was. Yeah. Let's watch it again.

Yeah, you could tell. I would kill the volume. Let's just watch that sucker again. So right here, she's like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Blah. Someone quick throw wet towels on her.

Oh, Wanda. Okay, so the sober friend has to go walk to get the car. All right. So now they're now in front of, you know, those nice houses you pointed out earlier? Yeah. Now they're, like, hanging out in front of those houses where people live. And they're still drunk and belligerent. This is, uh, clip 11.

Oh, God. You guys are good. Absolutely not. You see what's happening? So go ahead. I didn't do. I didn't do nothing. Please go ahead and, and this is our talk here.

Get back right now. Oh, what? You guys are good. You guys are good. Yep. Oh, right. Yep. Oh, right.

We got to do something. Yeah? Thanks. Yeah, I got to do something. What happens? They're cursing at the kids. They're cursing. They're screaming.

This is our house here. We're cursing and screaming. Go. It's going on for way too long. They were. They were. Yeah, lock her up. Yeah, they could have dropped.

Put your hands on the ground. Yeah. Don't worry. Don't get. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. I'm not going to do. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Shut, shut, shut. Cuff me. We're fighting. I'm not even doing nothing. No, we're cuffing you.

Yes, man. Yes, man. Yeah, do it. She's getting arrested. They've constantly had enough. They've been very patient with her. Finally, she's just causing a scene with the residents. They're like, okay, enough's enough.

Yeah, I mean, what are you going to do? This is literally disturbing the piece. It is the definition of it. This fat bitch, somebody said in the chat, when she fell, she made glass. She's just running her out of the beach bothering everyone. I don't know why they didn't put her in cuffs before.

Right. No, they were trying to be nice. They know that she's blackout drunk. They try to help her out. And they get her back to the station. Now, Vinnie, sometimes, I don't know if you know this about ladies. Yeah? But sometimes when they get drunk, they get a little horny.

I don't know anything about that. Oh, okay. We'll check this out. We'll tell me more. Hold on. Go inside, please. You're on body camera as well. You're being recorded.

Can we, no, go inside. Can we fuck? Definitely not, man. You can get the fuck in that room. Definitely not. No. All right, one more clip. Let's find out what the charges are.

You know, she's huge. I'm realizing. Yeah. She's like a giant person. Yes. Do you have your brother's number memorized? Not memorized, but I can tell you what it is. Wanda was charged with municipal ordinance, disorderly conduct,

resisting or interfering with police. police and obstructing justice. And being fat. Was she charged with that? She should have been. Guilty. You should not be wearing a two piece when you have a body like that. Have a little shame.

Really, she should have like a 12 piece out is what she should have. You know, at first when I was like maybe, it was because I saw like this front angle. And she looked way more proportioned than the other one who had breasts like pancakes hanging down to her belly. The other one's worse. I'll give you that, but not by a lot. Yeah. Not by a lot. Man, I feel silly.

Carl, you know what time it is? As you should. Oh, we got voicemails, don't we? It is. And before I hit this little stinger, I want to wish a very happy birthday to the voice of Syracuse, Mr. Brian McBride. Oh, happy birthday, McBride. Happy birthday, buddy. Sorry, guys.

I don't know why that sounded so low. segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. In honor of No King's Day, we here in Syracuse have boycotted all Burger King restaurants. Luckily, we're able to find other venues for a wedding reception. See you in Syracuse. There you go, Brian. Well done, sir. Have you ever been to had a chicken fry bar at a wedding?

It's great. Sounds amazing. Yeah. All right. First voicemail. Producer Chris is one of the funniest people on the creep off. even though he's never been on outside of a bonus episode Carl going on to w a tp and asking him oh hey did you vote for me i only lost by two votes and he just says no it's incredible please Chris if you ever listen to this keep not voting for Carl it's so funny thank you fuck you bye okay he really is Vinny Winnie now that you got this shit on lock and Carl's guaranteed to lose week after week you got to

on the wheel of consequences that not only do you have to buy but you have to fuck one of those real dolls that are children one of those kids dolls okay

you gotta do that I'm shaking and also for Carl a club footed kickflip he's got to land it on a skateboard while moving club foot it

I can do that I can do like kick flips I bet you probably could it wouldn't be as graceful I used a skateboard I know that's what I'm saying I bet you probably could I'm not to

bet me oh my god you're so defensive I'm not being defensive. You're being defensive. Carl's a great skateboarder, everybody. Let's not question is killed. You're being defensive, asshole. Yeah, you know, stuttering John was signed to Atlantic Records, too, and now he can't do shit.

That's a good point. Yeah, that's a very good point. I have an old man at this point. Yeah. Also, what were we talking about? Was that the... Buy one of those... Oh, the reel dial.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how would I have to prove that I fucked it? Like, would you just have to see the before and after photos, or would you have to see actual video evidence. We'll send Andy in there to taste what's left. Perfect. Sure. I have a couple voice bells for us. Go ahead. Hey, Vinnie, for the creep-off.

What? Vinny, I voted the five times like you paid, well, like you asked me to, but I still didn't get my Venmo money. What? So, I want to have to vote for Carl five times this week. Sorry. You can't, because it's Patreon. I'm the identity with Carl.

It's me. Carl. Jenny Jingles. Maybe we'll leave Carl home And it's just me and Jenny Uh-huh She's just big math and fooders All right, thanks a lot Call me back

Right Sounds good buddy So you're paying people to cheat for you Interesting, good to know Not paying people to cheat for me Here's another one They do it out of the goodness of their hearts Here's another one

You know, I'm starting to think Vinnie's on this one By the way I think Vinny's in on this cheating Against Carl here Yep Every single time Carl says Hey I think there's cheating

We should move this to a platform Where there should be actual sign it. Vinnie's like, you know, it's too hard for people to do that

to make an account for Twitter or Reddit. No, it's not. It literally takes one minute. Signing with your Google

accounts. It's so easy. And it would make the voting a lot easier to go and just do the website where anybody

could use a VPN and make Vinnie win. Not saying it does happen, but now I think it does happen since Vinny's constantly

just like, oh, no. Keep it on the website for what you keep on winning And I don't deserve it Fuck you, Vinny Yep Listen, Vinny Spinney

Vinny The second Alex said We need to move it I went okay And we moved it No, you were very defensive Just like, I don't think there's any cheating

I think everything's on the up and up Carl You will like I keep winning And Carl keeps spinning the wheel Well that's the way it makes sense Now listen Here's the other thing

You idiots were like We should put it at multiple places Yeah Then we won't have double voting. All right. You fucking assholes. All right.

Whatever. It's not Patreon now. Leave you alone. You got any more? No, that's it. All right. Our buddy Ronnie from Syracuse. Okay.

Hey guys, Ronnie and Syracuse listening to the latest bonus episode. Really enjoyed a good presentation, Vinnie. I wanted to say that. But I also wanted to say Carl, WTF, man. So you went to the Verizon store and they told you you had to wait. And I agree with you. But who the hell goes to the Verizon store? to get a new iPhone in 2025.

I'm older than you, Carl, and I haven't been to a Verizon store in 20 years, except to pick up the phone. I do that, actually. You get the thing online, man. You go online, you get all the same deals, but I select in-store pickup, so I don't have to be home to sign for the thing because I work. I don't know about you. You're home to get served and all this crap.

But come on, man. Who the hell goes to the Verizon store? I understand they charge a lot. I've been with them since the early 2000. around 2002 or something. Whatever. I don't know, man. Thank you.

Okay. Okay. So it was a bigger story to it that I didn't get into, but I was looking to negotiate a better plan because I'd be getting ripped off for fucking years. And I thought maybe it had some leverage if I talked to some other providers. And it turns out I switch providers. I'm done with Verizon. I pay a lot of money now.

Okay. So, um, also, Ronnie, no one cares. I know. What is this? the Roddy from Syracuse goes to the Verizon show? Yeah, I mean, Carl, you can pick your phone up at the Verizon store. Good. Cool. Great.

Thank you. It cannot be that hard to add a email and password to the Creepoff website and put the voting behind that. But aside from that, Carl, you have a 60-year-old child suing for $500,000. I don't think you understand how far people will go. to fuck with you. It's true. Thank you, fuck you. Bye.

850,000, I believe it was the last count. But yes. Patreon.com backslash the creep off. Last one, I owe somebody an apology. Oh, good. I kind of right. Hey, boys, podcast, Prophet, here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me.

I was reading an article today that made me think that genetic engineering may be getting a little out of hand. Apparently, they are going to try and splice a crab with a cheetah. That can go sideways fast. Anywho, Vinnie, I'm still waiting for my apology for you accusing me of besmirching the good name of, you know, derelict fucking truckers

who are the dredges of society. Fuck them. Annoying fucking assholes. Get over on the fucking highway. Any hoodles, yeah, you owe me an apology. Secondly, Carl, come on, man. Try better. I am.

I vote for you all the time. Thank you. No matter what. But I just, I can't anymore. I mean, I am going to, but, you know. Also, who's this fucking chuckle fuck telling jokes last week? That's my shtick, motherfucker. Thank you, fuck you, bye.

All right. I guess nobody's allowed to tell jokes. Jokes telling his copyrighted. Other people who ought to tell jokes. Not one person owns jokes on this show. Zero people own jokes on this show. I just, I need to read it. reiterate it please send us your video

doing Suttering John's set I love that idea that's the best thing of the world it's very funny send him to the creep off please no I'm not on boost mobile mangy I bought a very insulting pure wireless whatever that fucking talk is I met my mom's house yesterday

I went over to visit her yeah 77 years old spends all of her time watching Fox News she's one of those that's not great and she says to me she goes I think I found a new cell phone provider to get my bill down have you heard about Pure Talk, they're Patriot-owned. Patriot-owned.

I'm sold. Where do I sign up? I'll break my current contract right now. Good, Mom. Good thinking. Oh, Lord. I fucking hate those companies. It's great. Time for the scum parade. Just make sure your mom's not buying a reverse mortgage. You might want to check in on that.

She almost bought one of those fucking food buckets I had to stop her. Oh, I bet she did. Bill O'Reilly said, I'm going to need this. Okay. All right. No, it was, what's his name? The fucking ex-preacher. Oh, fuck. Jim Baker told her to get it.

Fucking thing sucks. Food tastes like shit. I want to enjoy the apocalypse and I'm eating fucking freeze-dried mac and cheese. Dude, who wants to survive after society breaks down? The internet doesn't exist anymore. The fuck would you do? Oh, dude, off yourself immediately. Yeah, what you do with yourself?

Oh, I want to live and build a new world. I don't fucking think so. I mean, you're going to do better than the old one? I could maybe, like, have my skateboard, but I couldn't even prove people I could do an Ali Kickflip if there's no more communication, mass communication tools. Skate Park is gone. Skate Park's gone. Fuck.

That sucks. Actually, that might survive the apocalypse. Those are built pretty sturdy. Yeah, filled with cockroaches. All right. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darks and murder drugs and jaywalking, you'll hear about a guy who fucked his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade.

Let's meet our first creep in this scum parade, shall we? Patrick Francis Mitchell, he is 70 years old, and he was arrested on June 4th, and his Sidsped charged with criminal mischief, Carl, resulting at over $1,000 in damages. What did he do? Well, he went into a Sam's Club, whipped out his dick, and peed on over $10,000 worth of food. Dude, that sounds like a really fun game. game show idea. Pull on the wheel.

No, no, let me out here. Do you remember Supermarket Sweep? Yes. Okay. Supermarket sweep, the end of the game, contestants have to run around the supermarket and try to get as much merchandise, like value-wise as possible, load up their carts with that. Yep.

Imagine you have to piss on more merchandise than anyone else. So think about, like, how you would be prepared for that, you know, like to have as much piss as possible, but also you've got to find the right electronics and things to piss on that cost the most money. Supermarket? Yeah, the Sam's Club. Okay. Don't you think that'd be a fun game?

Going straight to the electronic section. I'd watch that. Pia on all the TVs. I'd watch that. Okay. Well, this guy was not... Women could get involved. Women are just like bending over and spray and everything.

Oh, see, the way you do it, you make it an hour long show. There's a men's race and a women's race. Oh, I'm listening. And then at the end, you have the battle, like, maybe in a, for sweeps, you have the Battle of the Sexes. And you have, like, the one freak woman that you found who could blast a stream a couple of feet? Yeah.

And then you have her versus the 70-year-old guy with the fuck. and prostate problems. All right. So tell you about this guy who peed at the Sam's Club? It was 949 in the morning, Carl. He was allegedly observed urinating in an aisle at Sam's Club.

In Orlando, according to do it with affidavit, a female customer used her cell phone to capture pictures of the alleged incident, and she then showed them to store employees. The store's CCTV captured additional footage of the alleged incident. The legal documents stated that Mitchell allegedly walked up to two pallets,

faced the shelf, placed both hands in front of him below the beltline. It stood there for several seconds. Doing what the document said appeared to be behavior with consistent with urination. Yeah, I believe he's quoted saying, Ah. Footage also shows Mitchell, allegedly walking around the snack section of the store and sitting on patio furniture for approximately 10 minutes before paying for the items and then leaving.

So it was in no hurry to get out of there after he peed on everything. I don't know about you, but I'd take a load off after a good place. Sure, yeah. Store managers later confirmed there was yours. urine on the two pallets, which they say contain approximately 888 cans of Vienna sausage and 345 cans of spam. Is that still a thing? Spam?

It's Sam's Club. They have it by the fucking pallet. Apparently, you could piss on $10,000 worth of spam at Sam's Club. What the fuck? To be fair, how do you even ruin spam? Yeah, right. That's what I mean. Oh, we got to throw the spam out.

Oh, yeah, because those are discerting customers would be really upset. Hey, this spam smells like piss. Is this a new flavor? Yeah, right. The affidavit added that store police were forced to throw out the contaminated kids resulting at a loss of $10,584 and $84 worth of goods.

I mean, to the penny. We had to calculate that to the penny guys. Please, they got to write it all off. A store manager was eventually able to provide police with Mitchell's name and contact information based on details stored in the Sam's Club membership portal. You see, you can't behave like this

at a store that makes you become a member. Go to Walmart and piss on shit. All you want. All you want. They don't know who you want. It's fine. Mitchell pleaded not guilty to both charges against him in a court appearance, and his next course date is scheduled for next month.

He's fun. Seems adventurous. Oh, this is a problem. Speaking of being upset with the internet goes out. Dude, I hate when the internet goes out. I fly into a rage. Greenlight has gotten some calls from me. I can imagine.

Yeah. You're not easy to deal with when you're mad. I'm fun Yeah, I'm sure you're a real You were a real treat I'm a giant podcaster I have millions of viewers They can't see me right now

I'm going to tell them all What Green Lake did Well there's an internet outage in Arizona house It sparked a man to murder his stepdad Authorities led Phoenix police Said its officers responded at 7.30 p.m. To a home to find 31 year old Brandon Alvarez

Who called 911 and told dispatchers he shot his stepfather Janarius Moreno. Officers rushed to the scene where they found the 57-year-old suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. It all began when the internet was cut off by mistake while a new service was being installed. Oh, that's a bad mistake right there. Dude, you're getting better internet. Be patient. Hold on a second, Vinnie.

Did you hear what time this happened? 7.30 p.m. on a Sunday. That means there's football games on. Dude, it's the end. There's a baseball playoff game. If there's an overtime game happening. Right. The 4 o'clock games aren't over yet.

You're geared up for Sunday night. You have your fantasy football league that you want to keep track of and see how you're doing. You want to get your bets in for the games that night? I would lose my shit. This is the one time, more than any, that I'd be so pissed if I didn't have the Internet. So people that lived in the house with Alvarez knew he was going to get a little testy. So they called their stepdad to come over, who was not at home at the time to take care of the situation.

But Moreno was reportedly upset that Alvarez, his wife and their other two children were using the Internet for free. Yeah, when you lose something, you realize the value of it, don't you? After Moreno arrived home, he grabbed a flashlight and went to the backyard to see if he could fix it. That's what he saw his stepson who was sitting by a wood fire, the complaint said. Moreno reportedly dropped the flashlight, walked towards Alvarez when nothing in his hands in an aggressive manner. Alvarez allegedly pulled out a gun and fired four times, hitting his stepdad. Alvarez reportedly told the cops he was worried that Moreno would try to attack him or take his gun away. He said he checked on his children who were in the home at the first at the time.

of the shooting before leaving the gun in a bedroom and calling 911. When my stepdad's walking towards me, I don't know what he's up to. I like to fire at least four rounds into him and then ask questions. It's not like he's my real dad. True. You're not my real dad. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Police determine Rayno post no threat to Alvarez.

He was unarmed. Not a real dad, but real dad. That's suppressing. I know. No internet on a Sunday night. That would bummed me out, too. Who the fuck is doing upgrades to the internet at 7.30 on a Sunday? I have YouTube TV, Vinny, so I don't have any other way to watch these games.

Same. Do you have the ticket? No, I don't have the ticket. I'm a Bill's fan. But I do pay for Red Zone, which, by the way, is worth the $11 a month. Red Zone rules. I bought the ticket. Boy, do I regret that.

Oh, Jesus. You know, so I won my parlias. By the way, my bookie for the second time this season sent me money without me even asking for it. That's how well I'm doing this year. I'm very happy with that. So I won a few parlias yesterday. And I was going to take Cleveland. I'm like, I can't bet on Cleveland.

That's ridiculous. Why? They were playing Miami. I know. I should have. I should have. But it's fine. I still won my parliament, but it would have been more money if I would have added Cleveland

into it. Oh, Jesus. Holy shit. What's going on with the dolphins? 31 to 6. Yikes. Dude, you want to know the best part. What's the best part?

Our quarterback whispering coach, that little fucking nerd. He benches to a. Yep. And then they bring in Quinn Ewers, the rookie quarterback, who goes out and has an abysmal four downs. Yeah. Three downs. When Quinn comes walking back to the sideline, he starts walking towards Coach McDaniel, and McDaniel looks at him and turns away.

It doesn't say a word to him. What a great coach. We're not friends anymore. Yeah. What a fucking great coach. It's why you teach your rookies. He sucks. Dumbass.

All right. Let's bust through these. There's this asshole. We're staying at Florida. This is Anthony Caruso, and he stands charged with second degree murder in the death of 67-year-old Elizabeth Caruso, his mother. Now, the case began in the middle of the afternoon when Elizabeth Caruso flew from New Jersey to Miami Beach to conduct a welfare check on her son. Oh, I see.

Okay. So she wanted him to stop playing Call of Duty and finish his homework. No, no, no. See, he was an adult and he was a little mentally ill and they were a little worried that he was spiraling. So Mommy went down there to go help him. Yeah, I don't know. This mom sounds like a real nag, doesn't she? Give me alone, Ma'i.

Move away. I'm an adult. Do what I won't. In a video released by the Miami did. state attorney's office. The woman can be seen speaking to a clerk in the lobby. That's her. Located directly across the street from where her son lived. Hours later,

she would be found dead with her neck severely injured nearing to the point of decapitation. So is this why Osa doesn't check on her adult son in Florida? Just take the money for the lawsuit, John. Don't come to visit. Yep, just drain the account.

Anthony Caruso was caught on surveillance footage at about 7 p.m. that evening in a hallway at his apartment waiting for the elevator. Elizabeth Crusoe's son-in-law had contacted authorities after being concerned because he had not heard from the victim for over six hours. That's incredible. You haven't heard from her for six hours and you're worried? I could go six weeks before I'd be thinking anything. So police got to the building and after a trash shoot was found open and speared with blood, they went down to the trash room and that's where they found her body on the floor.

He literally dropped her down the trash suit. Nice. Made a real mess of it, too. It appears. Yeah, there's blood everywhere. And, I mean, when you land on one of those things, you land in like a dumpster. Mm-hmm. I bet you there was a big splat there.

So Elizabeth Crusoe was dead inside the dumpster. The medical examiner processed her body, and the additional, addition to discovering her neck to injuries, they reported that she sustained several bone fractures to the arm's hands and face. Jeez, Louise. So they tried to make contact with them, but no one was home. The SWAT and hostage team was subsequently sent to the building. Police said Anthony Caruso was inside. They got him, tried to get him to surrender, but he didn't. They had to go in and get him.

He was reportedly on probation at the time that this happened, and it was arrested last year on charges, including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and arson. And he is expected in Miami-Dade County Court for a hearing on November 20th. What did you do? Hoof. So he doesn't like his mom. He just brought his mom up in his business.

I get it. I understand. You know? Taking out the trash. Now, Carl, this is what I'm going to call the most fucked up story. You know, before we play this, it is Super Chat Tuesday. Let's get caught up real quick. We have a crazy story to end the scum parade today.

Yeah, let's do that. But I want to thank the people who are supporting us and this show. Labron Mystic put this in when we were watching the cop cam. Age and Gravity was not their friend. Those women, yeah, gravity definitely was doing some. harmed their bodies. I, thanks to the Don 99, Vinnie, do you always beat Carl? What's his problem?

Why do you always beat Carl? Why do you always beat Carl? Cheating. The answer is cheating. No, I just like to think that I present mine in a little bit more of a fun way that people like, and Carl just comes in and tells the story. Doesn't make it as fun as I do, I think. I can make up stuff and talk about chopping off titties and stuff if that's what you think. I didn't make up any of that shit.

That's what I was supposed to be doing out here. Daniel. Daniela Adams, 3-8-7-1, thanks for the $2. By the way, great work on the Stuttering John stand-up. Thank you very much, Dan. Appreciate it. You deserve props for that. I won't take those.

It was actually kind of fun. I didn't have a lot of time to prepare for that. So I was studying my script pretty closely. Oh, my God. How hard was it to prepare for that? Dude, he words these jokes really fucking dumb. That fucking tab joke was the most ill-conceived. It was Tom Myers-esque the way that thing was worded.

Dude, it was actually better than the way Tom Myers would have done it. Yeah. Because, like, he goes, her favorite diet soda in the pink can is the line. I know. It's a stupid idiot. Thanks for the five bucks, Jared, six, five, four. Running way behind, but seriously, how do all these creeps get married? Do I need to be creepier to get a wife?

Dude, my creep was married three times. I didn't even bring it up because it's a boring detail. And Benny likes to add boring details, but these guys, they all... And yet I keep winning. These guys all get married. all the time. I think the girls like the bad boys. I think that's what it is.

I think you actually nail that the girls like the bad boys. That's why Ray DeVille. Oh. And Chad, Zoom. Oh. All right. Let's watch this delightful story. This might be the worst thing I've ever fucking heard, Carl.

This is crazy. A mother in shambles after she says she found her baby girl beaten and abused. For the first time ever, the child's, mother is speaking out and you won't believe who police say are the suspects. Maintines Newell Williams joins us now with this heartworking story and we want to warn you some of the images and details are graphic. Okay. So Carl, I'm going to give you a little bit about what's going on here before we read this.

Ohio prosecutors said they charged a 10-year-old girl and a 9-year-old boy for aring, assaying, and trying to kill a 5-year-old girl. Yes. This is not normal behavior for preteens. No. I literally saw the worst thing ever. Like, I saw my daughter unrecognizable. What happened to Antavia Kennebrew's daughter is something most people will have a hard time understanding.

She says her bubbly, sweet five-year-old daughter was beaten and assaulted. This picture showing hair ripped out of her scalp. Okay. That woman's hair, by the way, the mother looks painful. It's pulled very tight. It's pulled so fucking tight. Oh, God, I can't even imagine what that must feel like. So, no wonder she's crying.

She cries all the time. If this 10-year-old girl and 9-year-old boy are guilty of this. Yeah. Woodchipper, right? Yeah, I was going to ask you, like, what do you do with these kids? They're raping a 5-year-old? They're teaming up to rape a 5-year-old. Like, what the fuck?

The girl was found lying in the fetal position in a field, which is located less than a quarter mile from the, babysitter's home. Good job babysitting. Well, it's unclear who picked up the girl. Police said they found her clothing and other evidence in the field. The girl was hospitalized following the attack. Police said there were three juveniles involved in the attack. They were 10 or younger.

It's unclear whether the third juvenile will face charges. He may have just been the lookout. The 10-year-old girl and the nine-year-old boy are charged with attempted murder, rape, felonious assault, kidnapping, and strangulation. Jesus. Woodchipper. Really getting up to it. fucking wood chipper, right? What's that?

Wood chipper. Home run! Has the creepiest child ever been done, Carl? Oh, I don't know if we have the creepiest child. We did. I won that one. Oh, okay. Don't you remember my kid was like the little fucking kid in the village who was just

taking babies and beating up against rocks? Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun. Yeah, that was a good show that we do, Biddy. Yeah. We're really doing a service for the people. It's fun that that's scarred into my memory.

It's really doing a good stuff. everyone. Hey, tune in to Double Point today at 4 p.m. It'll be on my channel on the Who Are These Podcasts channel. And interesting lineup today. What do you got? It's Shulie and me of course. Lucy type by is going to be swinging. I'm out. I'm with Lucy typeby is going to be swinging by.

EDR, our old friend Earl David Reed went and saw John perform stand up Saturday night. He got to meet John. Did John know who was there? He sent me a photo with him and John in it together. Oh, Lord. And also Ava Riza who's John's new co-host on the

Suthering John podcast. We'll be joining us as well. So for this first time, we would actually have a dabble point. Not just the point, but actually a dabble point as well. None of you have ever had a point, but I will say this. That's wild. Here's what's going to happen now. Is it Ava or Ava? Ava. I'm sorry. Avah. I don't know you. I've never met you. Don't have any issue with you. I will say this, though. The second John sees you on a screen with Carl and Julie, expect a phone call. Well, I'm sure she'll do whatever she needs to do To keep John happy We'll see though, I don't know

I have no idea what her plan is There's nothing she can do to keep John happy I'm with you on that He's gonna be wildly upset no matter what she says Oh no She could go on there and tell you both That you're fucking assholes Is he gonna try to get Ava's medical license revoked?

Yeah She's not even a girl anyway Oh no Oh he can't wait to hear what he has to say I didn't say that But I'm just telling you I sounded like a dead Yeah, I was John.

You're just setting yourself up for a maniac, but, you know, good luck today. Thanks. Yeah. Good stuff. If your kids are assaulting other kids in the neighborhood, immediately lock them up. Carl, what a show. What a show, huh? Where do people vote?

At patreon.com slash the creepoff. There's a link on our homepage. There sure is. I just want to make sure. I actually set that vote to go live in the middle of show. show so I'm checking it to make sure it is there and it sure is kids beautiful you could vote right now and uh currently carl i don't want to give you any false hope here i'm up i'm up three to two you're up yeah okay you're up all right well go vote everybody good stuff all right kids we will see

you next week remember it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice good gear Vinnie pulled an S.J. and doesn't pay hypocrites. Vinnie pulled an S.J. doesn't pay hypocrites. Thank you.