The Creep Off - Episode 287: The Most High

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

This week on The Creep Off, Karl and Vinnie go head-to-head with their picks for Creepiest Kid. The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Halsey Groped on Stage by Fan in D.C, Internet Upsethttps://theywillkillyou.com/news/43-year-old-mom-charged-after-allegedly-conceiving-child-with-daughters-14-year-old-dance-dateHorror as man pretending to be plumber raped disabled woman before forcing her to ATM at knifepointFirst trans lawmaker Stacie-Marie Laughton's sick texts revealedWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Support free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey, buddy. What up? I know you needed that extra day. Oh, I needed the extra day. Actually, I did. I did not want to see you yesterday. It actually worked out very well that I didn't have to see you yesterday. Yes.

So far, we're both in good moods. Let's try to keep it that way for today's creep off. Let's go. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now. If you ain't any of these type of things.

If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get out the fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Fuck yeah!

Disgusting Disgusting Vomomomit-inducing thing Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps of course I'm your host my name is Vinnie and joining me in studio it's everybody's favorite guy who ruined this little piggy it's hot cucka caro what is happening Vinnie Paulina I'll take this show down too watch out

I'm on a rampage for years good luck Carl I'm on a rampage my friend we tell people find out that we talk about criminals and explain their criminal behavior on this show because that was really getting people upset on this little piggy when Moody was explaining that Mikey's a bad guy like should we be talking about this? Like, yeah, yeah, it's called every true crime show ever. Yeah, I frankly don't know why everybody was upset. I voted for Mikey this week. Yep, Mikey was my creep as well. So everybody, welcome to the show. As always, this is a competition. The only true crime

competition on the internet. Carl, explain the rules of the people. So Vinnie and I will both be presenting who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category. Today, it's children. Who's the creepiest kid out there? We all know they suck. Yeah. So which one's the creepiest? We're going to find out. We are going to find out because after Vinny and I both present who we think is the creepiest kid, you will go to patreon.com slash the creepoff, and that's where you can vote for you thought brought the biggest creep. And then one week from today, usually, but we're out of Tuesday.

So on Monday, coming up, we will have our results go tally those votes for us and read out loud, who won, that person gets a point when one of us reaches five points. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. our current score is two to two. It's a tie. We're tied up right now. This is an important point right here. This really is.

This is going to set the tone for some things. And boy, do I have a lot of issues to discuss with you about this week's vote? Now, the category was creepiest housewife. Here to give us our results. It's the great Danny. Makeup on point. Looking good today, Danny. Your hair looks fantastic too, Danny.

What are you doing today? Do we need to give you an extra day? Are Tuesdays your better day? Um, yesterday was a little rough, but it actually worked out being today. I'm feeling pretty good. You look good.

I bet you smell good. I can't wait to hear the results. The only you can present to us. Danny, go ahead and tell him. Uh-oh. Creepiest housewife this week. I don't like that.

Carl has one. by one point what yes yes I said you're able to tell us what happened here what Danny why don't you repeat yourself because we couldn't hear it over Carl's ridiculous celebration yes I saw your your mouth moving but I didn't care because I was celebrating this victory this is amazing well it might not be such a victory because apparently there is been rampant cheating going on.

Oh, go. Explain. What's going on? Carl, I found your sock account. Okay. What do you got for? It's funny. You got something to present here? Danny. Are I being ambushed? What's going on? No, I'm going to get Danny out of here. She doesn't want to see her daddy's fight. Oh, no. I am being ambushed. Danny, thank you. At Danny Desolation on Instagram. She looks like a million bucks today.

Trust us. Go find out for yourself. Thanks, Danny. We'll see you soon. Okay. Let's talk about it. Oh, boy. You're pissed. So, uh, this is a, uh, this is a screenshot from what I download as the results. On it's on Patreon now, everybody. And I want to point out, you blocked out Gmail.com. People wouldn't figure out what the email addresses are.

Just the case I was wrong. I didn't want to be like you would doc someone, you know. But, uh, we have Carl Fan Zero, Zero, One, Carl Fan zero, zero two. Uh, and that all the way through eight. And they all have different. names, for example. Can I read the names? Yeah, please. These are great. These are very creative. I like these. So, well, let's see who voted for me this week. Vinnie sucks. Vinny Spinney. Vinny is fat. Vinny is obese. And then, uh, what? Vinny loves loads. What, what's that name there? The third one,

or the fourth one down? Is that, uh, no, I'm sorry, the fifth. Carl Hebringer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you put your real name in for one of these, Carl? Yeah, my email just is Carl Fan 0.05. I knew it. I do it. I do it. you i just want everybody to know this is what's going on here all right well listen if we all right so this isn't the solution i was hoping for that is what you're telling me what i'm telling you is they're cheating for you yeah i see that let me tell you something i'm really upset by the way personally everybody because unfortunately i could see the emails of who voted for for who and some of you have hurt me very deeply this last week dude that's fucked up

that's fucked up right what you just said holy shit i don't mean it i'm just fucking oh my gosh integrity is out the way you are destroying this show the cream buff is over this is our last episode ever wow i'm very hurt no i don't really give a shit about that i'm joking but what what drives me nuts about it is um it comes in this giant spreadsheet and i have to go through all of it just to make sure i'm looking for stuff like this don't we have a guy for that well i was doing it because you know Alex doesn't like doing it apparently oh um i do yell at them so i could see why he wouldn't want to do that so i'm trying to be i'm giving you the the benefit of the doubt even with this fraudulent voting, you won by one point.

Well, I don't want to accept it if it's fake. Well, no, these didn't count towards it. You won by, I, just, these counts did not count. Oh, you took those out. I took those out. Oh, well, that case. Yeah. Let's go.

So I don't know how many other people you have in there shooting for you. Hey, the news goes. Lick, lick, lick my balls. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Okay. Susan's just murder her children And you're like

I want by one point I'm a good winner All right Let me fix the score for you People who are just tuning in for the first time But just like this Carl guy is a real asshole I never win at this game So it's very excited

That I have a lead right now Three to two And we have a good round going right now It's been a while I'm excited Hal this one might go down to the wire And I hope it does Me too

I hope it does All right So this week It is creepiest kids Carl you want So you get to go first. Do you want to ring the bell? I want to present to you a little girl named Mary Bell.

Now, Mary Bell grew up in Newcastle in the 1960s. She's actually born in 1957. And in the late 1960s in Newcastle, there was an urban renewal project going on. So the older homes were being demolished and they're building up new homes. Because of this, there's a lot of abandoned homes that are yet to be demolished. You know, they get the families out and then we'll figure it out later. Sure. So Mary Bell, a day before her 11th birthday

10-year-old Mary Bell 1968 She strangles a 4-year-old Martin Brown upstairs in an abandoned home A 4-year-old? Yep, strangles them. Leaves him there. Three children discover the body

later that afternoon. No one sure what the cause of death is. This kid decided to stop breathing, I guess. So dumb, dumb 4-year-old decided to stop breathing. It must have been a ghost. Then, stupid kid stuff. The next day, it's Mary's 11th birthday. her and her friend Norma they go to break into a nursery and they have all sorts of fun they're tearing up books they're turning desks over they're smearing ink I mean and poster paints all over the property and they escape but not before leaving four notes behind the notes read I murder so that may come back another read we did murder Martin Brown fuck off you bastard salty language for an 11 year old a third note simply

read the disrespect fuck off we murder watch out fanny and faggot i'm not sure what faggot means in this context probably the same thing as fanny i think you feel like those are just you know euphemisms okay and then uh the final note the most complex reading you are mice why because we murdered martin go brown you beat look out there are murders about my about by fanny and could faggot you screws now the police saw these and went okay this is just a childish prank this is These kids, they vandalized stuff and left notes. How could a bundle of sticks kill someone? Right, exactly.

That's what the police said. They're scratching their heads. It's 1968. We don't know anything. Two days later, shortly before Martin's funeral, Mary goes over to his house and knocks on the door. Martin's mom answers the door. And she says, hey, can I see Martin? And her mom goes in.

You can't see him. He's deceased. And Mary goes, oh, I know he's dead. I want to see him in his coffin. she murders a four-year-old and then on the day of his funeral goes over to the house to taunt the mom it's pretty fucked up

what's that old expression why make the money if you don't enjoy spending it exactly two months later now we're in the summer of 1968 a three-year-old named Brian Howe last seen playing with his sibling a family dog and Mary Bell

the boy's body was found later that night partially covered in clumps of grass and weeds numerous puncture wounds had been inflicted to the child's legs before his death. Sections of his hair had been cut from his head. His genitals had been partially mutilated. Oh, she couldn't get the whole thing off.

She's a kid. They could lose interest quick. And there was a crude attempt had been made to carve the initial M into his stomach. Oh, she was like Zorro? Yep. So the coroner's like, this baby, this three-year-old, was murdered by a child. Yeah, somebody tried to treat this baby like he was wet, You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the police interviewed over 1,200 children. They're trying to figure out what's going on. And dumb Mary gave a little bit too much information. You know, she's an 11-year-old girl. She doesn't know what's going on. So she stated she remembered seeing an 8-year-old local boy playing with Brian, and she had also seen him hitting the child. Furthermore, she stated she also remembered that the boy had been covered in grass and weeds

as if he had been rolling in a field and that he had, in his possession, a small pair of scissors. She said, I saw him trying to cut a cat's tail off with the scissors. This self-incriminating statement convinced the detective that Mary was the actual killer because only the police knew they found broken scissors at the crime scene. Right. Dummy. In addition, the local boy she named was at the airport at the time.

There's a whoopsie daisy. Couldn't have been me. I was with my family at the airport. Yeah, there's a lot of witnesses at the airport. Yep, yep. So I send you a photo in my... my thumb drive there. I showed her of Mary.

I have it right here. Yeah, let's take it. Look at this cute little innocent girl. Young Emma Stone. Yeah, right? A little 11 year old. Mary Bell. So, so cute for a little liar

and a murderer, right? So the detectives are like, I'm thinking Mary's the one who did this because she gave some information that doesn't really make sense and she seemed to know some things. Yeah, and she has dead eyes. There's that.

So then Mary's friend Norma. Remember Norma. she decided the tandal on mary apparently mary brought norma to the body and bragged about how she strangled him and covered her and put her initial on his stomach with a razor blade

and uh and so norma tells the police about this brings the police to the crime scene and goes and actually yeah the razor blade's right there and like oh shit yeah you're right that is the razor blades still at the crime scene so that's had some credibility whoopsies yep now they don't arrest

anyone yet And so we still have the funeral for this poor kid, Brian. Mary's seen standing outside Brian's home on the day of his funeral. As the child's coffin was brought from the home at the beginning of the funeral procession, a detective witness, Mary standing there rubbing her hands together and laughing. Like from behind a tree like that meme? Yes. The detective saw that.

He goes, oh, this woman's going to do this again. This little bitch is going to do this again. We got to lock her up immediately. So Mary's charged with murder. And guess what she does? What? Because she's an 11-year-old. She says Norma did it.

Yeah, of course. That was an N. That was in the girls. Yeah, right. She's an idiot. She thought that was an N. I don't know what's up with that. Psychological exam discovered that Mary suffered from psychopathic personality disorder.

Sure. The trial lasts in nine days. Mary Bell was, listen to this. Mary Bell was cleared of murder but convicted of manslaughter of both boys. Norman was acquitted on all charges. What? At the time of Bell's manslaughter. Commit Norma for tattletailing?

Nope, she didn't get anything. Just a slap on the wrist. You don't tattle anymore. You don't have any friends if you do that. We never, kids have no chance of growing up right. Yep. And that Norma grew up to be Kianu Thompson. That's why she has the British accent.

She'd never learn not to tattle. Anyway, at the time of Bell's manslaughter. She killed a boy by the trade tracks. You ought to come see? I got it in a text threat. I can read it to you. At the time of Bell's manslaughter conviction, she was aged 11 years and six months,

making her Britain's youngest female killer, a statistic which remains to this present day, vote for Carl for the youngest female killer in the history of Britain, Mary Bell. Sure. Okay. Well, you could do that, everybody. Sure.

Or you could sit right back and hear a tale about a real fucked up little boy by the name of Cayantano Santos Godino. Doesn't even sound real. I know it doesn't. You make this up? Nope. He's from a different time, Carl.

he was born in 1896 in Buenos Aires Okay His parents were Italian immigrants And his dad has syphilis Nice Yeah So because his mother got knocked up While the father was in the throes of his untreated syphilis

It caused some developmental issues Let's say He was very small He never grew past 411 Even when he was an adult And he had big giant fucking donkey ears His nickname was El Petito

Orido which translated is big-eared midget. The big-eared midget. Here's a picture of him. Oh, that's a mean. There's the 11. That's him in 11, by the way. Honestly, he can have a career in Hollywood with that look.

There's enough dumb things back then. Who was that character that Chris Catan played on S&L? Right. He was like the chimpanzee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He could pull that off for sure. Yeah. So around six years old, he began killing animals, strangling cats and smetting cats

and smashing birds with rocks was one of his favorite hobbies. He loved to torture and kill neighborhood pets. Okay. Now, at age seven, he kidnapped a two-year-old boy from down the street, beat him up, beat up a two-year-old, punched him in the face a bunch of times, and threw him in a ditch. Well, a bystander walked by and saw him just throw the kid into a ditch. The bystander saved the baby, but he ran away and got away with all of it. You know what I'm starting to think is going on here?

What's that? I think hurt people, hurt people. my daddy has a syphilis I think he's getting teased for his big years And his short stature He's taking it out on those weaker than him Hey donkey boy Don't kidnap two year olds

At age eight he gave a neighborhood girl brain damage Her name was Anna Neri He just chased her down the street Throwing rocks at her head They're easier to hit the birds These people Yeah they're bigger Can't fly away, it's great

And because he spent so much time practicing on the birds Right. He had a shot. The kid had a shot. No serious consequences. Kids would be kids, Carl. He went on to pitch for the pirates. It actually three scoreless innings.

Yeah, this is Paul Skeens, everybody. Three scoreless innings and a relief outing. At age nine in 1904, he lured a three-year-old named Maria Rosa to a vacant lot. He strangled her, buried her under tin cans, Carl. This was his first confirmed murder. And let me explain to you just how shitty Buenos Aires is at the time. the body remained undiscovered until he confessed

roughly seven or eight years later under tin cans a pile of empties no one could find a body in a pile of empties that's what I'm saying what the fuck yeah yeah

great times well that's the tin can pile no one touches that we gotta leave that intact no by age 10 Carl he had another problem that his parents had to deal with he was a a compulsive masturbator

at 10 yes I waited until I was like 11 and a half He was such a compulsive masturbator. The parents had to get the state involved. They took him to the police station. Now, Buenos Aires was very Catholic. So the people are like, ah, this is a sin. My monkey boy brain son won't stop.

Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, smack. Okay, Dr. Phibbs nailed it. I vote for Mario Bosco. That is Mario Bosco. God damn it. Yeah. Chronic masturbator at 10 years old. The police did not.

owe what to do with him because apparently he was very defiant and they locked him up for two months. And all that did was make him a little angrier because they gave him a new nickname at that point. Well, hold a second. You're locking this kid up who just wants to jerk off all day. You're not taking away the thing he likes to do. Sure. You're actually giving me a more opportunity to do it, I would think. Well, sometimes you get bored with it.

It's like taking your kid out back and making him smoke the whole pack. Oh, right. Yeah, you jerk off that dick all night. I would have you do it. I'm so bored. Why do I give you these ISOs? What am I doing? It's wrong with me.

Cut it, clip it, Alex. Stop it. He served two months of jail, leading to his new nickname, El Petito Oroudo, masturbator, or the big-eared masturbating midget. It's getting worse and worse for this kid. I'm telling you. Between 1911 and 1912, he's roughly 14 to 16 years old. He kills four children and attempted seven more murders.

He also got to- drown him in jizz he's the bucocchi murderer also he got into arson so he was setting fires all over town because he quote liked to watch the firefighters work oh he's like errands buddy from jail yeah must yeah like mikey yeah like mike the arsonist so uh we're gonna go to 1912 he's 16 years old he strangled a 13 year old named arturo la runa an abandoned house left the body inside in March of that year he set five-year-old Raina Vanikoff's dress on fire she died from the burns

he ignited her clothes in a vacant lot she succumbed days later so he dragged her to a lot and then set her clothes on fire while she was wearing them that September he set fire to a railway station in November 8th he attempted to strangle an eight-year-old

named Roberto Russo he was interrupted and arrested then released a witness stopped the attack and police just were like oh okay well I guess they were having a fight and let him go Yeah, it's really shoddy police work I'm understanding here with all this crime spree. Yeah, boys will be boys. November 16th, he stabbed three-year-old Carmen Galatid and fled. A cop almost caught him.

He wounded the child with a sharp object. And like I said, he escaped. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. He's just having a good time. On November 20th of that year, he abducted two-year-old Carolina Neelaner. A neighbor intervened. He tried to take her away, but a residence intervention saved the kid. And then on December 3rd of 1912, there was a young boy named Jezwaldo Giordano, and he was three years old.

Our boy over here, the masturbating circus monkey, took him to a vacant lot where he beat the child until unconscious, bound him with a belt and a court, and then drove a nail into his skull with a hammer. he hid the body in the yard of the kid's own house so he took the kid to a vaguely that took a bag to his house and left him in the yard with a nail in his fuck sticking out of his head the dad found him and the next day you know this was you know 1912 so the wakes happened a little bit quicker than they do these days they had a wake for the young kid the next night and our boy showed up oh yeah to the wake he sure did just like your creep except, you know, he didn't wait outside rubbing his finger and rubbing his hands together. What did he do?

He went into there, walked up to the casket, and walked up to where the nail was still in the kid's head, and flicked it. Jesus Christ. That's all. Yeah. So, uh, police were convinced that the offender would return to the scene of the crime. So they placed cops near the house of the Gerdanos at about 5.30am on December 4th, they arrested our boy Cadillano as he loitered outside. When he got into police custody for the first time in a really serious way, he confessed

to the murder, described in detail all the other killings and arsons, including the 1906 death of Maria Rose of face, the one who's still under the pile of empties. His sister confirmed that he had come home with bloodstained clothes on after one of the incidents. Now, thanks for bringing that to our attention, Tommy. Yeah. A lot of help. Thanks for letting us know. Yep.

he said he liked watching fireman work and seeing people burn was his excuse for the arsons and he recounted every act very calmly and after evaluation they found out he felt no remorse for anything that he did and he was sane but completely devoid of empathy is what they decided at age 16 he was committed indefinitely uh because he was too young for execution so they sent him to basically a nut hut he ended up being institutionalized then transferred to prison where he spent the rest of his life, mostly in isolation, because the inmates used to kick the shit out of them. Oh, sweet.

Because apparently in Buenos Aires, they just had cats in prison, like cats were allowed to, like... Nice. Right. That's fun. Yeah, this motherfucker would kill all the cats. Come on, man, I was playing with that cat. Right.

Damn it. That's not how you make friends. Right. You play cribbage. You don't murder the cats. Right. He was murdered in prison in 1944 and was buried in unmarked grave. He is remembered as Argentina.

his youngest and most disturbing serial killer never showed an ounce of remorse. So ladies and gentlemen, when you visit the creeppatryon.com backslash the creepoff, would you do your palivini a favor and let's tie this game up? Also, don't cheat. Please.

Please don't cheat. I don't want you to cheat for me. I don't want you to cheat for Carl. Don't cheat one vote, one person, one vote. That's how we do things in this country. That's right. I don't want you to go to your grandfather's nursing home and go around and see if any of these old people have phones and sign them up.

Hey, Grandpa, do you have a Patreon account? Yes, I do. Oh, great. Is that like only fans? Can you hop on your phone and pull up Patreon real quick? Did you do me a favor? Carl, we got to hit up some of these super chats. Oh my God, it's Super Chat Monday.

Super Chat Tuesday. Because it's a Tuesday, I totally forgot it's a holiday today. It's also Veterans Day, which is probably more important than Super Chat Tuesday. The Beef became a new YouTube member. Thank you. Thank you. The Beef. Richard Lucas, thanks for the dollar 99

Scarlett would put on the cow bikini Okay, so listen guys I'm pretty sure the cow bikini thing Is like this fucking close to have Oh yeah? Yeah, I was talking to her before the show started And she was like, I'm definitely gonna do it Okay

And I was in that she was like I just don't have the top I go Danny Send me the link I'll get you whatever you want Right, right right I'll even I'm gonna get it the wrong size car I'm gonna get a size small

Good also what happened to the electrical tape idea Why is that out the window She said she's fine with that You know what? Consequence, Danny, electrical tape bikini. Yep, because people are cheating. It's easier than getting a cow bikini. All you got to do is go to Ace Hardware.

Chris Primer gifted one creep-off channel membership. I hope you enjoy it. Sebelax became a YouTube member. Thank you so much. And Rumpel Trenchcoat, a Colombo podcast, 84222. I feel like it was a lot easier to be murdered in the 1960s. Child Strangled. Must be SIDS.

Right, yes. They don't even question it. And he said, thanks again for the two bucks. He said they left the nail in the kid's head for the wake. That's a great question. Simpler times. It's a really good point. All right.

I'll say this that you brought that up Rubble Trenchcoe. I appreciate you saying that. Do you really think the reporting is spot out of the story that took place 125 years ago? I think back then journalism hadn't been bastardized the way it's been bastardized. This could be all made up. All of this sounds like fan fiction to me. You know what, Carl? There was a nail selling the kid's head.

Come on. I wasn't going to do this to you, but, you know, people in the chat, if I go all the way back to your thing. Oh, then don't. What do you do with you? You realize you brought Mary Bell before, right? I did. I'm pretty sure you did. Why is Mary Bell being submitted then?

I don't know. Why are you who have the memory of a goldfish? All right, I'll have to look that out to see if that's true or not. I'm pretty sure. Really? Because I'm listening to her, I'm going, this story sounds really familiar, and it was either I may have brought her even. I don't know. but either way

vote for Vinny Maybe I should have brought Andrew Cuomo again I called Joe Biden All right So let's tie this some bitch up Go vote Please vote early and often

No one fucking vote God damn Sorry Carl See you send these mixed signals to people They don't know what to do You know what they should do They should sit back And get ready for Carl's cop cam

Is what they should do Let's do it I can't wait to Cause Cockham Fight with the cops For no reason Will you please show me Cause Cockham

Lose all your rights Ruined your life Cop Cam Comes in from hockey again this week Thanks Hawke And before you start that I got to tell you I saw one this morning I'm going to send you

It's this dude Got robbed by a hooker And her pimp in a hotel room and he called the police. Of course. And the body cam footage of him tried to not incriminate himself talking to the cop. So I met this fine lady and

she had a, she had a fella with her. Well, she invited me over here to hang out. Yeah. And then I guess her boyfriend came in and he took my pocket knife and then he was like... Well, they stole my money. Yep. Yep.

And dude, this guy looked so pitiful. Nice. Pretty good. That's fun. Yeah. All right. I'm sorry, pal. Well, we're going to go to a church today.

And what we're going to find is there is a man in the church who just wants to be a Chuckie Cheese playing in a ball pit, it appears. He's a little bit confused as to his current surroundings. Huh. I would be confused, too. Hello, sir. Hey. Deputy, you all into the sheriff's office. How are you?

I'm right. Okay. So what's going on? day. I just need to open this. Okay. Well, we can't really do that. That's the church's property.

What the fuck? What the fuck? He went head first backwards onto a marble floor from three stairs. Is that blood pooling around his head? There will be. I don't think it is he just yet. This man's a bit unstable, but he is. We're going to see in my clip number two.

Wow. Yeah. I was like, is the cop going to try to catch him? At least that camera didn't move. Dude, that cop just watched that. The cop wash it and just sighed after he was like, all right. If he's unconscious, we could have the ambulance taken, but I could go. really wants to get into this whatever this thing is here

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now we're fighting cops? That escalated quickly. Well, the cop might be gay, it sounds like. Esclated very quickly. What just happened? Yeah. So for those of you who are listening to the show, we are always told we do not describe this

enough. This man is standing at the top of marble steps. He does this free fall, lands backwards, gets up again, walks up to the altar, where I believe the blood and flesh of Christ are kept behind. that like locked thing yeah okay he rips a cross down and starts trying to bash through the door and then grabs the cross crutches it clutches it to his chest and free falls backwards again this time hitting every stare on the way yes as he's planking he's planking he's holding it and he's that just starts screaming i have to say he's amazing he's a menace then he got up and

lunged at the police officer and started fighting him which is probably not a great idea well they shouldn't have sent a gay cop to a church. All right, well, clip number three, I think he might be on something. Oh, okay. Step back. Get back. 20, two step up, six, six, can get over here.

You know, one of these times you're going to hear a snap off. I got more people coming. He's on something. I think. So that's the third time he's now just dropped back. Bro, look at the way he's laying. He's going to kill himself. Why isn't he in cuffs yet?

I know. The police officer is definitely giving him way too much space it seems like, especially after he just tried to attack him. This is the time where you tase him and then jump on him. You would think so. Because you don't want him getting up and doing that again because then you're going to be liable. Well, instead, the cops like, I'm waiting for my buddy to get here. I call for backup.

Oh, you know what? I bet's happening here. What do you think? Okay. I'm going to guess because I saw that movie spotlight like seven years. ago that this kid is some type of essay victim from the church and behind that little thing up there in the altar is where they keep the lube and he's very upset he's tried to show the cops the evidence interesting yes i think you're on to something there i didn't see that the first watch but now that

i'm watching it again yep it makes nothing but so michael keaton plays this cop in the movie well um another cop shows up and uh we learned something about this gentleman who's uh having a little bit of an episode. Okay. No, I haven't been able to get anything. No. Anything out of them whatsoever. What's going on, man? I'm Jesus Christ Almighty.

What's your name? Fuck you. We're just trying to help you out. Yeah, you're devil. No, we're not the devil, but we're not here, man. What's going on? It's why you're backing up, motherfucker. What's your name?

I'm Jesus Christ Almighty. Okay. Okay Back up Back up I'm Jesus Christ Oh fucking mind me

Nobody else You know You know I got to be honest with you Carl I don't think he is Jesus Oh I was convinced you what I thought it was pretty exciting People

Fun fact I'm under the impression That the real Jesus was a black guy Yeah Jesus also didn't like the bald head look that wasn't his go-to no i've seen some paintings and things tells me otherwise but big deal if this guy is jesus because he's getting real saucy with his language in 2025 could you stop touching the gold candles well was there a priest standing there

like watching all this happens okay yeah so he's watching his uh church get defiled and uh in my next clip yeah jesus makes a mess he's a little bit of a messy guy here we go No! No! No! No! Nobody else needs to down to get down. You are under arrest.

Put your hand back and back now. No. Yes, you want. No. You're going to get taste. No! No! Oh, my God!

They don't try to catch it. Are they ever going to try to catch this guy? It's the worst. There's more cops now. There's more cops than none of them trying to catch him. The worst trust fall to his gym, trust falls. Did I ever tell you about, I think I did? I went and saw Mighty Mighty Boss Tones.

You ever go to a ska show? Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, I love, you still love, like, shows. I'm not so much a big fan of them. Yeah, yeah. I was at Mighty, Mighty Boss Tones, and, you know, like, everyone's just jumping up on stage and then just crowd diving and everything like that. I had a similar incident where everyone just got the,

fuck out of the way. I'm a teenage boy at this time. I'm not a large man. And everyone just got out of the way and I just slammed right to the concrete. It's similar to what I were witnessing here. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. Good shows. Did you get hurt? Uh, I'm better now. My feet got all fucked up.

It actually fixed my feet. I was able to walk after that. Oh, is that what happened to your teeth? Maybe. Remember the before times? You should have seen his smile. I don't remember before times. Before the mighty, muddy, boss tones. All right. So what we're going to see here is I believe what Jesus is doing is some kind of Jedi mind trick, which maybe is a Jesus

mind trick now that I think about it. Excuse me. Put your hand. No, you're not allowed to do this in here. Put your hand behind your back. You are not to do this to me. You are not allowed to do this to you. You are not alone.

Put your hand behind your back. Right on. You're going to get tape. He says you're not alone. I say you're not. You're going to get a taste. Handsband your back. No.

You're going to let me go so I can get to where I'm going, please. I mean, honestly, if I'm in a church and Jesus is telling me I'm not allowed to do something, and I'm going to let him go. I'm like, I'm not allowed to do this, and I'm going to let you go. You're going to get to where you're going now. You know, there might be something to this. He is kind of dressed like a Jedi. Yes.

He's wearing like brown sack fucking clothes. Maybe a Sith Lord. I don't know. It's hard to tell. So, Vinny, my next clip, do you want to be? want to read what I labeled this clip? Oh, I would love to. Clip number seven, it's taser time, people.

Taser time, baby. Let's go. Here we go. I'm going there today. I'm going on there. He's got your back. No. Got him.

No. This guy's bleeding. Yeah, he's bleeding pretty good. They just flipped him on his stomach and the back of his head looks like a map. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's been falling backwards onto his head on the marble floor a few too many times. Yeah, well, you know. That you are allowed to do.

So this guy's that's a powerful shit. I got to be honest with you. When I was watching this, I was a little bit jealous. Like, how come no one gives me drugs like this? It's fun. Yeah. You want something stronger than meth, do you? Yeah.

Can we lace it with something, please? Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Fair enough. You're right. I'm high on life. What do I need drugs for? This next clip, number eight, I call Ask a Dumb Question. The name of this episode, high on life.

What's your name? Jesus Christ. I mean, he's been telling you the whole fucking time, what's your name? What kind of question is that? What an idiot? That's the problem with the cops. They're on this government dole, and they just, you know, half-assed through their jobs. They're not even paying attention.

He told him a hundred times. He told you. I told you that already. Man, get it together, officers. Now, what I like about this next clip, we talked about bringing the same creep on this show multiple times. I did that with R. Kelly, you might remember. Sure do.

Yep. And it seems like this guy's also a big, it seems like Jesus is a big R. Kelly fan. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch this guy. I think of a lot. No, I didn't get. Tell me.

The Bible is having a good song. Wow. Wow. Oh, boy. Thank you, Lord. Wow. Beautiful. Those pipes.

Although, I will say, nowhere in the Bible that I know of does it talk about Jesus having a good singing voice. Yeah. You know, to be honest with you, Carl, I would say, for a guy with multiple concussions, that was pretty good. It was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that Jesus was all that musical. Sure. So it seemed all right.

All right, so he's convinced because he's Jesus And these people are kind of getting in his way Of getting to that lube or whatever he's tried to get out of that thing Yeah, yeah He's pretty convinced that these people he's dealing with are all devils Oh, clearly Mm-hmm The list goes on and on

And on and on It goes on and on Stick to the hits, Jesus Sent here to test me every single one of you, your hometown, we've all been tested. I've got to be honest with you. I don't know that arresting Jesus ever goes well. You know what I mean?

If you just like historically, it seems like that's not a great idea. Kind of going to do he's going to do it. Well, if you read the Bible, apparently that all turned out well for everybody. They've been singing his praises ever since. That's true. That's true. I mean, we probably wouldn't know about the guy if he hadn't been.

You know what's going to happen? and 20 years from now? What's that? We're going to be in hell and people are to be in those very churches singing in ignition and I believe I could fly

all because of this Jesus. Yep. Trapped in the closet it's going to be a hymn. Yep. It's a big... It goes out for 80 hours. Only at the real charismatic churches

do they do the whole version. Yeah, right. The black churches. I think it's what you meant. So... I know what you meant. No. I have one more clip on here.

The exciting conclusion because I know what we're all wondering. What kind of drugs is that? And where can I get some? Right. Let's find out. I'm not sure. I'm here.

I bet you're wrong. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. The investigation determined that the man had recently stopped taking prescribed medication for a mental health condition. Deputies noted that he appeared disoriented and continued to make religious statements even after being restrained. He was transported to a local hospital for evaluation and later medical.

cleared before being booked into the county jail. Prosecutors charged him with disorderly conduct and resisting an officer. Court records indicate the case remains open pending further review and mental health assessment. I could do the assessment right now. He's mentally ill. And also bullshit, he's off his meds. That's their explanation for that.

Turns out the answer is just plain crazy. I know, right? Like, that's so unsatisfying. So I apologize for that. But thank you, hockey, for sending that in. Hockey, well done. Yes. Dude, the first time he went backwards, I was like, what the fuck?

Four times was it? Four times? I was not ready for that. I was certainly not ready for him falling directly on his head. Like, if you're the supervisor of this officer, at what point are you going, really, bro? Yeah, right. Like, they're like watching the body came going, you didn't step in. You didn't think you should step in at any point.

Bear hugged this guy and take him down to the ground. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's hilarious. He didn't even make an attempt to move towards the guy the first time he just launched himself. None of the times he did. The camera stayed motionless. And, like, if you're this guy, how do you explain that to your boss? Like, Sarge, you got to hear me out on this.

Yeah. I'm a very religious man. Listen, Sarge, you know I got a bum knee, right? I can't just be catching people as they're falling. The guy said he was Jesus. I wanted to hear him out. Yep. He believed he could fly.

I just wanted to give him more chances at it. Hallelujah. That was amazing. Yep. Thanks, hockey. Carl, it's time for some voicemails. All right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

Syracuse, where our chief import is federal funding. See you in Syracuse. All right, Carl. Let's start off with our pal, Ronnie, and Syracuse. Hey, Vinnie, Ronnie, in Syracuse, with regards to the latest bonus show with Johnny the audio engineer, scum force one. I've said this before. If you're going to have a story where an animal is essayed, which is the worst crime on the planet, it wouldn't be a bad idea to give us a warning.

Maybe some of us might like to skip that story. I'm being totally serious. I just find that the extremely unpleasant vet dog in India is rough. But anyway, the other thing, Vinny, is Petty Larson, Petit. It's Petit. Not Petit. Thanks. Bye.

Are you calling your petite larceny? Well, I always call it that because it's funny to say it that way. Oh, sure. Okay. I do it as a joke. I am not an illiterate boob. Sure. You think you bought it?

I believe anybody. I believe you. Ronnie, this is the creep off. And I'm sorry that you were triggered by the... Dude, if we started giving disclaimers for awful stories that we're going to read... I mean, this show would just be disclaimers. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. You know, on the audio versions, I post the stories in the description, dude.

You can see what the stories are, and I generally post them in there with the order that we do them. So if there's something you want to skip, bro, just read ahead. I have a couple of voicemails for us. Please. Hi, this is Isaac. Vinnie's retarded for saying that you need gloves when you're cooking a pizza, putting the ingredients on it. That oven gets so, like, 700 degrees. It's a really good pizza.

Yeah, if you want an Italian touching your food. This is why Vinny doesn't know how to make pizza because he worked at a place that puts pickles on pizza. This is how you know he has no clue how pizza works. Yeah. Sir, listen, do you want a greasy Italian touching your toppings? No. All I want.

All right, what else you got? I got this one. Hey, this message is for the creep-off. Vinnie and Carl, they were talking about the creepiest housewife. Vinnie remarked about how the boiling water and sugar combination could be like napalm. Fast fact, going back to my junior high school years in the mid-90s, we had the anarchist cookbook and you can make homemade made palm. The recipe was very simple.

It was just melting styrofoam in gasoline. And it really does turn into pretty much a non-stoppable, flammable. Why are we playing this on the show? Great show, fellas. Love you. Bye. Because we're going to need future stories, Vinny. We've got to keep this thing going, you know?

It's just like how I like bad podcasts for who are these podcasts. I need horrific murders for the creep off. Don't tell any when I said that, though. That's between you and me. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't broadcast it. Consequence idea. Actually, you know what?

I'm sorry, category idea. Well, Stuttering John's kid lives in Portland. Ava Riza lives in Portland. I think it's time you guys do biggest creep from Portland. Don't even need to do Portland, Oregon. There's like 20 different Portland in the United States alone. Just pick a trip in Portland. Thank you, fuck you, bye.

Well, we should pick one of them, sir, don't you think? Just a place called Portland is all the category is? I would do Portland, Oregon. It's been in the news. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of creeps there. All right, Portland, Oregon. Who was the voicemail we used to have who corrected us on the pronunciation?

Oh, and Miss Tahill-Hillow. Yes, we missed that guy. He's my creep for not calling anymore. I think he'd... It's his debt or something. Hold on. Portland where? Oregon. Oregon!

Oregon! Thank you. Thank you for the reminder. How's the going, boys? My guest profit here. I was taking my grandfather shopping the other day, and he saw chipsies like Doritos for $6. Back in my day, you could get a blow job for $2.

And I said, ha, grandpa, I'm a little old for that trick these days. Anyways, uh, looks like got a two weeks on Patreon voting and two weeks for Carl's victories. Yep. Huh. What a fucking co-eating. Yeah, the cheating. Carl starts playing. That is so fucking weird.

Also, Carl, you chickletooth, son of a bitch. I got something to say to you. Hey. Aw. Dolphins won. Yes. Fuck the bills. Uh, America's team.

All the way. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Even though the Cowboys suck. that game was atrocious oh man i was in a car listening to that with a bills fan yeah and i was just waiting for the hammer to fall i was waiting for josh allen in the fourth quarter to throw three touchdowns yeah we all and then run for two yep um that's we were hoping for you yep but then i realized something that the bills have no receivers who can get open at all yeah um this this offense is a debacle and joe pretty better figure it the fuck out i'm thinking that okay i'm thinking that i'm thinking

an early exit for the playoffs oh yeah um but i'm also wondering your team makes me wonder when is josh allen going to wake up and realize fuck why do i deal with putting the hopes of these sloppy fucks on my shoulders when i could just be at home in hollywood fucking a movie star why am i dealing with these assholes oh i think that's running through his mind quite a bit this season. I'm getting the sense that he is thinking that. I'm telling you, Hollywood, Josh Allen, bro. And then the alarm goes off. He's like, Sunday. Already? I guess we're going to play a football game today.

Dude, I'm wondering when that's going to dawn on him. And then I also wonder if it can dawn on him because I kind of think he's an idiot. I like that you're acting like Josh Allen's the only professional football player who has a hot piece of ass he can fuck. They all do. I'm not saying. Tyree Kill has a bunch of them. Yeah, but they're all stretched out now. you're so impressed with this hog it's fucking wild oh my god it's all you want to talk about

you think josh allen uh can spell MVP why is he a dumb guy i'm the confused he is a dumb guy is he uh do good things go buffalo is that what he sounds like fucking club soda kettie can we stop talking about the bills now i don't like it no i wouldn't keep going can we go back to celebrating super chat tuesday no i just want to point out for a minute that for the next year i can say anytime a bill's fan tries to give me shit i'm going to look at right, the ice go 30 to 13 in a game you needed to win. Fuck you. How does my ass taste, Buffalo?

Needed to win. Week 10? You needed to win because you have to catch up to New England to win the division and you won't. You're weird, man. You're weird. You needed to win that game. Okay. I mean, it would have been nice, but needed to win.

They're still in the playoffs. What's that like? I'll let you know what it happens. I don't know. They might ruin this. Their defense is so decimated. They have no guys who are healthy. Guys are out for the rest of the year, really important players.

And it's a problem. Matt Mowano doesn't even look like. There's no point of him, Matt Mowano out there. He doesn't make a single tackle. He's never on the field. He's always getting blocked. This team sucks. The bill suck.

Let's face it. I beat Gabe Davis in a foot race last week. That didn't have. Yes, it did last week. All right. Super Chats. Reg bar zero. Can he turn baking soda into cocaine?

It looks like he probably. good we're talking about our uh jesus that we just saw that'd be cool uh rumpled trench coat again thanks to the fiber diagnosis schizophrenia and multiple skull fracture yeah yeah the skull fractures part i could diagnose too he is a doctor he knows these things el diablo 420 how do you hide something oh you want to read that one carl sure how do you hide something from a black man you put it in a book come on books are like kryptonites right chris roxy if you say chris roxy if you say chris rox in it's fine got it i still have a job uh l diablo 420 again five dollars what you read that one Carl. Did you hear about the black guy that died

on the highway? He stuck his head out of the window and his lips beat him to death. Wow. This is not the steel toe show guy. I don't know what you guys think this is. We're not doing white power hour here of the creep of. We are definitely not doing that. Carl. Is there another one on there? I think that was all of them actually. Oh, my bad. My bad. I don't know why I saw. I saw something that wasn't a racist. I'm usually wrong.

My bed. Yeah. Checks out. I believe that makes it time for a scumper. It is. Let's do it. No, that ain't it. There it is. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darts and murder drugs and jay-walking.

You'll hear a bad guy who fucked his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? You told your story about your Mosh Piderot. You're in a lot of bands. And I know that fans reach out

and try to touch you all the time when you're on stage, right? We have go-go dancers in our band, so, yes, I've seen some lewd acts. Yeah, what do you think the worst thing you've ever seen someone do to, like, one of your go-go dancers is? Finger them to completion.

The stage was so wet afterwards. I remember producer Chris actually slipped. Crows was electrocuted. Crohn's electrician music clips Chris slipped and hit his head like that, Jesus guy. And his hair has been greasy ever since. That is what he used.

That's the product he uses in his hair. It's go-go jizm. So that's the worst thing I've seen. I don't know why. Why do you ask? I'm just wondering because I have this story today. You know what? I'm remembering this now, this is years ago.

It's not the current troop of go-go-dancers that we have now. A guy was licking one of our go-go-dancers boots during the show. What are you doing? Security That was wild So this is Halsey Are you familiar with her? I am

She's very beautiful She's hot Yeah she is And she was doing a show November 4th in Washington D.C And there's this video I want to show you Okay I was hoping

You were going to show us The video I'm like why is this a scum parade song Well Because I watched this after I picked it And I was like I don't feel like this is as bad As I thought it was

Right So should we talk about what the story is first yeah she's 31 years old she's doing the song is there somewhere and a concert girl reaches up under her skirt and starts touching her ass as she's standing on top of a barrier a little grope action going on yeah here's the video i have to say before we watch this video okay very good angle some fantastic camera work very good angle of this uh performer now here's the thing that surprised me about this and you're going to see this in a second everybody let's just keep watch from the beginning. Here we go. Here we go.

Yep, yep, yep. Okay. Yep, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. There's the hand. There's a security guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't touch that part. Then they stop. So there's all this outrage over this. Like, oh, my God, can you believe a concert girl was groping? The singer and the fact that she didn't really seem to notice or care, but

a lot of people on the internet were very upset about this. They were. And Halsey didn't do a damn thing. She just kept going. And she's standing on top of this bearing. People are holding her arm. And this person decided their story is, I wanted to make sure she didn't fall. So I was just grabbing her ass to support her. I wasn't cupping her cheeks.

Well, also, this person's hand looks like that of a female. Yeah. There's a woman grabbing her ass. And people are outraged about this. And I'm like, no, how hot is the chick who's grabbing her ass? Because the ass is very hot. Right. So this could be actually a really good story.

This could be. This could have been the sexiest thing that happened at that show. Thank you. And all of you internet creeps are out there trying to destroy the good work that this woman did. Thank you, Vinny. I came to the exact same conclusion. I was actually mad at you for picking this unless we were going to show the video over and over again, in which case, great, great story. Perfect story for us.

Let's just keep watching. Oh, did you drop something, Halsey? Oh, there. Just better pick it up. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The security guy's like, you don't think I want to be doing that? Come on.

You can't do that. Dude, she is so good. Anyway. All right. Moving on. Let's talk about real creeps now. All right. We're going to go to Tazwell County, Illinois.

A 43-year-old, that ain't her. No. That's her. This is a pale tan mom. Should I saw Bob Levy's wife? Oh, no, she does. Oh, no, no, no. Pale little tan mom.

Yeah, yeah. She's much more lovely, Bob. Levy's wife. This is Robert Polson, and she allegedly gave birth to a child conceived with a 14-year-old boy, who was the date of her own daughter at the junior high dance. Mom! That was my boyfriend! You don't piss you in me if your mom fucked your boyfriend with your 14?

Poor little Jan Brady's going, mother, mother, mother! What the hell? You get all the dick around here. Oh, man, she's currently being held without bail on related charges and has a court appearance scheduled for December. She served as a chaperone at the dance. in May 2023. It was arrested on November 3rd, 2025, in charge with criminal sexual assault

and possession of child pornography. Oh, boy. Following an investigation that began as she gave birth to the child in January of 25. The Washington Police Department begins investigation after receiving a complaint.

According to a probable cause affidavit, authorities grew suspicious when they obtained the baby's birth certificate and noted the child's middle name and last name matched those of the alleged victim. You're telling me. They found out because of the name on the birth certificate.

I feel like they could have gotten away with this one, Vinnie. I feel like there's an easy way to get away with this. My baby's name is George Glass. Right. You fucking idiot. Oh, man. She gave the kid, she named the baby after the father. That is so stupid.

And they're like, hey, that's the same name as that 14-year-old kid who used to date your daughter and moved away. No. no no kind of it actually is it's the exact same name so when she's questioned by the police she had a good story for all this though car okay good she said she claimed that the newborn's father was

a guy who lives a couple towns over Brian something yeah he's like 20 I don't know he moved away any more questions that didn't work any more questions officer I need to go feed my baby they wanted to get some DNA evidence over by the junior high

football practice is starting soon and I need to feed my baby. However, investigators eventually learned the alleged victim had attended a junior high dance with Polson's daughter. The boy reportedly moved away but returned for a visit in April 2024, approximately 40 weeks before Polston gave birth in January. A DNA test later confirmed the 14-year-old boy was, in fact, the father. Jesus. Further investigation of phone records allegedly uncovered a large number of sexually explicit images and videos of Polston and the teen. Reports indicate the two used burner phones under fake names that Polisian.

allegedly attempted to pressure the boy into helping conceal the relationship. She's been charged with two counts of criminal sexual assault with a victim between the ages of 13 and 17 with two counts of possession of child pornography and they argued that Polston's mother and sister were enablers

of the alleged relationship. So she's saying that the grandmother and the aunt knew that the mother was having a baby with the daughter's junior high dance date. You got to tell someone, right? Right? You can't just keep that secret. You got to run it out.

I don't know how you possibly could. You know what's weird, Vinny? When you get pregnant and you decide you're going to have the baby to term, you're going to have some, you know, questions to answer. Yeah. Vinny, you and I are approximately the same age. You're younger than I am. But it's really weird when I was a teenager when I was going to school, I lost my virginity to another teenager. There weren't my friends' moms and teachers.

Yeah, you are definitely not cool enough for that. Yeah, right. Is it me? That's what I'm asking you right now. Is it me? Everyone else is losing their virginity to their friend's mom or what's going on? Do you really want an answer? Shit.

Am I going to feel like a real dork? Well, I mean, yeah, it's of course you. God damn it. You think they were going to pick the kid in the wheelbarrow at the junior high prom? She was going to wheel you right out of there to her car. Why did I even ask? What did you think was going to happen? Why did I even ask the question?

Grab a wheelbarrow. Come over to the dork, the dork wall and help lift you. What was his name, Carl? Oh, boy. We have fun on the show, don't we kids? Let's talk about this piece of shit. This is Kevin Wyatt. He's 41 years old.

Now, let's just start off by saying he was already jailed for a decade starting in 2010 for raping a woman after stuffing a sock in her mouth and putting a pillow over her head. he was released to a halfway house I call that foreplay Do you? Well, if the cops ask, yeah. It's my kick. Don't shame me, officer. Is that why you always carry the pillow in your bag?

He was let out halfway through his sentence and then he fled from his approved premises, which was a halfway house in 2021. So he's been running away evading what he's supposed to be doing for about four years but he's probably like keeping a low profile and on the up and up right no unfortunately he has been caught again for the second time after carrying out a even more disgusting assault on a vulnerable woman in june of last year okay he pretended to be a plumber and visited a woman's home in east manchester where uh he went into the woman's house

did he make a clean your pipes pun i hope he did i hope he had some kind of funny thing to say you're backed up in albam can i help you with that come on i don't think this woman was expecting what was going to happen to happen hey do you need me to uh snake out any of your pipes today this woman is in a wheelchair do you need to go get your snake out of the this woman is man no no no i have it with me a slow-witted woman in a wheelchair car oh jesus you know you never want to force a woman out of a wheelchair before raping them it's just not a good look yeah what they had they put that line in the sorry had to force her out of the wheelchair um not a good look she was basically okay

Okay, let's try this again. You try your pickup lines. I'll be the woman. No, go ahead. I guess I'm on. No, go ahead. Ma'am, do you want me to put a thing in a pipe or something of a plover? Yes.

Okay, there you go. That makes sense. Now I get it. She was asking for it. The woman suffered from a number of health conditions, had to use a wheelchair. He stayed at the house, held her down. Did he have to do? She can't get up.

I'm not that impressed. Do you let gravity hold her down? did what he had to do and then put her back in the wheelchair and wield her to an ATM where he had her pull out 120 pounds which he took from her. You missed something in that story

that I was disturbed by. Which part? He re-tapped. He panged her twice. He's like, wow, I got to get it while the getting is good. And by the way, would you do me a favor, babe?

Check your checking account for me. Yeah, yeah. Can you transfer some funds before we go to the ATM, please? Now he's getting a life sentence for this one. Which, by the way, in Britain is 12. years. Right, which he'll be out

in half of that. Yep. All right, Carl, I got one more story for us today. Oh, that's not it. That's a good story. That was you being a cheater. Let me put that back up there. Look at this creep. This is Stacey Marie Lawton. Oh, so this person transitioned and then

gave herself two first names. Yes. One wasn't good enough for her. She'd have two first names. Couldn't decide between Stacy or Marie. Disgusting. I hope there's nothing worse than that in the story. You know, I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something, man. The weirdest part of, and again, I'm an ally.

I really don't care. Live your life. If you're Stacey Marie, be Stacey, Marie. I don't give a far. I don't know if that's how allies say. I really don't care, but all right. Well, you know, listen. I hear what you say.

I wish to know what I am. Of course, of course. But some of these names you all pick. You look like me. Yeah. Your name should be Trudy. Your name should be Gretchen or Gertrude or something like. Or Knight or Turbo.

Like these are normal names. names when you transition. How do you not know that? Oh, yeah, Bambi. Is that like, right? I know it's falling for that. Right. Stacey.

I haven't had some Stacey's. Crystal Lynn, is that your name really? What are you're a stripper now? No, you're still acne covered and male painted balding. Amanda Lynn Nappy, please. So this is the country's first openly trans lawmaker. Okay. Apparently, he directed her partner on how to abuse.

children as young as three at a Massachusetts daycare before asking her if they would still go to heaven after doing that. But two first names? Couldn't just pick one? Oh, yeah, actually, the other thing's worse. Stacey Allen, I apologize. I apologize Stacey Allen. Yes, yes.

You're right. You're right. Not a Stacey. Stacey's are hot. This does look like a Stacey with an IE, though. Well, maybe, yeah. Usually the IE improves the looks, not in this case. So, what was this person up to?

Okay. She's a new ex-New Hampshire, Congressperson, not Congressperson, state lawmaker. She was born Barry Lawton, she's 41 years old. She pleaded guilty to heinous in this case last week, I'm sorry, faces up to 30 years in prison on federal child pornography convictions exchanging images with his partner, 40-year-old Lindsay Groves. So they were sending each other text messages. and those they discuss in detail their fantasies about her abusing children in the daycare that she worked at. So she sent in, like, photos of some of the hotter kids?

Gross sent at least four explicit pictures of children between the ages of three and five to Loughton. There should not be anything such as explicit pictures of kids between three and five. They're just all taken at the daycare that she works. Then Stacey was giving instructions to his partner of how to abuse the children. Loudon expressed his fears that the pair would be arrested for their heinous acts I don't want to get caught if we do

Latin wrote messages to Groves on June 7th 2023 Lots of parents don't like people touching their kids And it's against the law Yeah, it's actually all of them It's actually all parents don't like People touching their kids sexually, you idiots Not lots

She literally wrote lots of parents don't like that Yeah Added the quote ex-democratic ex-politician Who was previously forced to resign twice as a state representative over separate legal issues. He resigned in 2012 over a credit card fraud conviction after winning election. But before he could take office, then was elected again and served from 2020 to 2022 before stepping away a second time over a stalking arrest.

In another text in June 14, 2023, Lawton talks about wanting to become a church minister and asks Rose if he will still go to heaven despite his crimes. Do you think God is okay with us being bad girls? Oh, God wasn't okay with you transitioning idiots. I don't have you read this thing? But also... Major crimes. She said according to the criminal complaint added,

Do you think we still have a place in heaven? Do you think God would still be okay with me being a minister? Grove texted back, yes, God is okay with it, and we will still go to heaven, and he thinks you will be a great minister. Wrong. Is this girlfriend like Chet GPT? Right, yeah, just whatever you want to hear.

That's what I'm going to tell you. The Paris crimes are uncovered in June 223 after Lawton sent the image to a third person. Stop it. In that text, they said, I don't like that I have these, but I wanted to show you the proof. I am not a kid pervert. Lenton said in the message. And that person immediately sent it to the police. Sure, you're not.

Uh-huh. The ex-pull, they're both back in court in February. So that's Stacy Lawton. These guys are fucking idiots. Great stories, Vinny. Let me go back, hold on, pallet cleanse. Yeah, can we watch? Palate cleanse.

There we go. Start from scratch. Well, you look like you're going to slip. Let me just give you some support. Yep, right there. Oh, no, naughty, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is a good outfit. That was a nice outfit.

I'm going to recommend that to the ice ups go-go dancers. I have never been this relaxed at the end of a show. Yeah, maybe we should, we're doing this all wrong, Vinnie. Why are we talking about creeps? We could be looking at nice looking ladies. I don't have to rethink this whole thing. I have to rethink this whole thing. I'm ending all shows that I'm involved in this week.

That's my goal. Everything's getting ruined. Well, everybody, thanks for watching the creep off this week. We're going to hang on here just a minute longer, I think. All right, I got to go. Just kidding. We're out of here. We'll see you next week.

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