The Creep Off - Episode 288: Victim Blaming: A Masterclass

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

This week on The Creep Off, we’re headed to the Pacific Northwest for a brutal matchup: Who is the Biggest Creep in Portland? Vinnie and Karl each bring a nominee pulled from Portland’s long, unsettling criminal history—laying out the facts, the cases, and why their pick deserves your vote in this week’s competition. Plus, we will listen to your voicemails, a fresh installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, and a brand-new Scum Parade featuring recent stories of criminals behaving badly across the country. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon,com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Naked Boca Raton Woman Charged With Burglarizing Bagel Shop - BocaNewsNow.com Leopard print-wearing 'seductress' prowling casino gave rich man deadly dose of fentanyl for outlandish reason, police claim | Daily Mail Online13-year-old strangled 64-year-old neighbor: AuthoritiesLesbian couple tortured boy, 12, until he shrunk and died, court told, with doctor missing chances to save him | Daily Mail OnlineThe score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 4 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Did you know that Hakemania is happening again, and the creep off apparently was invited? We are. I specifically told Patrick not to invite you this show. I know, but he invited me anyway. I'm an idiot. And now there's a promo code where you could save 10% on your tickets. All you have to do is type in creep. Well, that seems like a great deal.

It does, especially if you want to come to Las Vegas and hang out with your favorite creeps, Vinnie and Carl. I just got my room at Caesar's Palace for Pulper Fest next month. What the fuck is Pulper Fest? Pulper Fest is an event in Las Vegas for this guy named Pulper who wants to hang out with us. It's going to be fun. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Does that help our friend Patrick Melton in anyway?

Uh, hopefully. Great. Then Pulper Fest sounds awesome, Carl. Where do I get tickets? Hack to the future. Go to hackamedia.com. promo code creep 10% off. And it's always a great time.

And the creep off is always a lot of fun doing it live at this show. So you want to be there for it. We do a pretty good live show. It's not bad. It's better than other ones I've been on. Other live podcasts I've been on. What the fuck is that all about? Do you ever be coming over there?

I will come right over there right now. Bite them, Olive. All right, everybody. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?

See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids to get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Gooku, goon, go, go, go, go. Oregon, Oregon. Disgusting

Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Hello to your favorite true cry podcast The show about creeps by creeps For you creeps, I'm your host My name is Vinny And joining me as always ladies and gentlemen it's hot cucka carl what is happening vini paulino good to see you my friend happy

monday happy super chat monday i'm excited about celebrating a holiday today i want to thank everybody who is tuning in live watching us on youtube it's uh monday at one o'clock eastern time uh carl this is a competition do we want to explain everybody how the show works of course i want to explain this because uh this is a true crime show unlike any other you've ever seen or listened to this is a contest Vinnie and I each week Try to bring the creepiest person From a specific category today It's going to be people from Portland

And lots of creeps there A lot of creeps in Portland it turns out So we had to figure out who's the cream with the crop creep Bring that to you present our case And then you go to Patreon.com Slash of the Creep off and vote For who you thought brought the bigger creep We then tally the votes

And it's reported back to us By our results girl Who will meet in just a moment And when one person wins that round they get a point when they get to five points the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences i am currently in the lead three to two in this round you are carl you are having a very suspicious comeback but you know whatever i can't just be happy for me buddy i could you ever just be happy for me i'm happy for you when you complete a consequence yeah

i've been killing that lately you have been uh everybody i got good news Bona Alert Ladies and gentlemen, it is our results girl. It's at Danny Desolation on Instagram. I don't know why I said at. It's just Danny Desolation on Instagram. She's here to tell us who won last week's competition. What was the category, Danny?

Creepiest kid. Now, Danny, before you do something and get me pissed off at you, I just want to say you look fine today. Well done. Her hair looks nice. Yeah, she was great. She does. all right now now go ahead and do it whatever you got to do

to start the show off we can figure out who won last week okay creepy's child right the category for creepiest kid with 51% of the vote it's Carl This is very exciting. I brought a repeat offender. Yeah, you brought my creep that I won with.

That's how good I have a pick and creeps, everybody. I take this victory by proxy. Can I also say this? People were cheating for you again this week. Come on, guys. Stop cheating. Please, we can't have the cheating We're trying to avoid that

Or start cheating for me I don't care I'm sure they're cheating for you They're not though bro Nobody's helping me No one is helping me They just aren't as obvious about this The people who cheat for me are

What do they do this time A bunch of more fake email addresses Vinnie's a fat cunt Vini's a sweaty pig Terrible things Terrible things Oh that's so mean Oh man

Congratulations 4 to 2 That's amazing look at this it's game point today holy shit you nervous there vini what's the last time you spot a wheel of consequences when i had to watch uh tom meyers all three of his specials yeah i was like 2022 don't know i think that was earlier this past year i know i still remember it and still have a bad taste to my mouth from it it's like having covid once you listen to all of tom's stand-up albums nothing tastes right anymore i can't even watch a comedy show

anymore and just go laugh. And if you're elderly, it could kill you. So yes, it is just like COVID. Yeah. If you want to murder a bunch of senior citizens,

put them in a room and start playing Tom Myers' albums. They'll die of boredom. All right, Carl, congratulations. Thank you,

buddy. This is very exciting. Danny, I thought I was going to be mad of you today. Turns out you've done a fantastic job. Well, thank you.

I hope you're not mad me. How could I be mad? How could Eddie must be mad at you? I heard a cow bikini was shipped out already It was I got it Nice

Are we ready Very excited Are you ready Danny I think I'm ready All right Wow Patreon.com slash The creepop is where you're going to want to be

And if you want to find more Danny Make sure you find her on Instagram At Danny Desolation We will see you soon Thanks for joining us Oh my fucking You son of a bitch these people are fucking with me man are they

it's not fun losing is it it's not all that fun i am a competitive guy yeah which means i just try harder and try harder today i think i found a really good one okay so i'm like ready to go and i'm hoping that all of you viannon true believers will be behind me well i will start first since i won last week and for the creepiest person from Portland. I am bringing in Sebastian Alexander Shaw born Chowong Ho. If you want to pull up a photo Shaw one there, we can get a look at this guy. So this guy was born in South Korea, but moved to Portland with his father when he was very young. His mother passed away when he was only 10 months old. So it was just him and his dad. Could no one find him glasses that fit? Moving to Portland.

That's a good look right there. You think so? Yeah. He's wearing children's glasses. You get a lot of chicks with that look, I think. So his father is an abuse of alcoholic. Uh-huh. In 1985, they get into this fight. He's a teenager. And him and his dad get into this fight. His dad beats the crap out of it with a two-by-four. Nice. So this guy, Sebastian. Oh, that's what happened. His head is swollen. That's why his glasses don't fit anymore. Okay. So he decides to move to California where his aunt and cousin live. Not Portland. And there he gets a job and then joins the Marines. In 1990, he's honorably discharged and he moves back to Portland. And he takes a job at the Paragon Cable Company.

So this is when he legally changes his name to Sebastian Alexander Shaw, who is the actor who plays Anakin Skywalker in Return of the Jedi. He's like really into Star Wars, this guy. And he starts like writing fan fiction and stories

about joining the dark side. He's like really obsessed with like the dark side of the force and stuff. That's why he named himself after Darth Vader. The only thing worse than a dark side Star Wars geek is a Joker fan. yes agreed those two things are on the same level to me i have nothing but contempt for all of this so he has this job and uh he's a bit of a problem on the job he's constantly harassing the female

co-workers he's hitting on them he's asking them out nonstop he's saying inappropriate things like we did danny on this show to them and uh he gets warned about this many times they're like sebastian they got to cut it out these chicks do not want to fuck you and stop making them smell your fingers they don't like it at all so on july 2nd night 91 he's finally fired for hitting on this one chick he left like a note about how he wants to fuck her herself but she's like can we just get rid of this guy like he left her a note yeah yeah yeah god so they're like okay yeah let's get there little question boxes on it yes or no i don't think so i think it was filthy i think it was really filthy what he wanted to do to her anal question mark yes no there it is okay so um he gets fired

he throws a fit he's throwing shit all over the office he's He's like, fuck you guys, they get security and escort him out. And he's pissed. So he wants to take out his anger on someone. So he goes over to this guy, Jay Rick Beale, he goes over to his apartment. And this guy is a quadriplegic suffering from cerebral palsy. Sebastian decides. This guy's home by himself, this quadriplegic guy.

Sebastian attacks him with a knife, stabbing him in the neck, chest, and arms. Jay bled to death. And no one ever discovered who did it. The case went cold. Fast forward to the next year, 1992. He completely got away with it. No one had any idea with him? Nope.

No idea because it was a random thing because he just pissed off. He just wanted to take out of his anger and frustration on someone. All right. So fast forward in 1992, the next year, he was hired by Pinkerton Security. Again, he's constantly asking all the girls out and being a total creep. So on July 17th, 1992, he's fired from this job because he's like, the girls are freaked out by you. You got to go. The notes aren't working.

Yes. Sebastian. They're not going to fuck you No matter how graphic you are In describing what you want to do The pictures on them are particularly disturbing Not great Not great

The doodles Women don't want you to try to predict What their pubic hair looks like All right You gotta stop doing that So he goes to the store After he gets fired He sees this 18 year old girl

Donna Ferguson Who he instantly falls in love with He's like whoa That's my type right there Why don't you pull up a photo Of her I think I have Donna And her boyfriend

her fiance, Todd Rudiger. Oh, my God. There they are. Look at that. He sees her at a store and goes, oh, I like this chick. Follows her home. With bangs like that. They're in a mobile home, all right?

She's 18 years old. He's 29. He knocks on the door of the mobile home and she answers it. He makes it some stories like, yeah, I got to look through your home because I have a friend who used to live here and he asked me to help him out with this thing. None of it makes any sense. He didn't just walk up with like a food order? Yeah, I mean, none of it made any sense, but this woman's an idiot. So she's like, yeah, come on in.

Take a look, take a look around if you need to. So immediately he pulls a gun on her. It forces her into the bedroom where her fiancé Todd is. He has her tie Todd up and then puts Todd in the closet. And then he ties her up and rapes her. Oh, Carl. In front of Todd. Here's where she went wrong.

Can we just stop for a second? Sure. Victim blame. Listen, when they tell you to tie up your boyfriend, ladies, don't do a good job. Right. Yeah, that's a good point. Don't do a good job. Yeah, because he couldn't do anything.

He just had to sit there and watch as not only did he rape Donna, but then he decided to slitter throat and watched her bleed out. And then turns over to town and go, all right, buddy, you're next. And stabs him to death. Oh, he's like, oh, thank God, just the stabbing, not the rape. Yeah, yeah, just the stabbing part. Just slice my throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was good with Donna. So then he decides, all right, well, no one's catching me for doing shit, but I probably don't want to hang around here. so he moves back to California again and he breaks into this house of a 14-year-old girl named Jenny Lynn and he decides that he's just going to sit there

and wait for her to come home and she does and when she does he violently rapes her and stabs her to death tends to be his MO now this 14-year-old Jenny Lynn

straight-A student great violinist a lot of hope for her future but that all came to an end again there's no leads they don't know who did it there's no connection so he just got away with it on august 31st night 94 sebastian shaw was arrested for burglary when he was found asleep and he stole in 1978 Pontiac bonneville so in this uh bonneville they find this guy he's sleeping in there they're like oh this is stolen vehicle and they looked through the vehicle and find

something pretty suspicious they could not believe what they found they basically found like a rape murder kit in the trunk he had a duffel bag full of duct tape handcuffs rope a sock with a lead weight in it and also the anarchist cookbook and they were like okay something's off with this guy but they don't know what they just know he stole this car is there a chapter in the anarchist cookbook about raping women i don't think so but i haven't read it okay so i'm not sure about that see that's good don't google that i don't know the answer to that question good man so he spent two weeks in jail, but then he was like, oh, because the guy whose car he stole decided not to press any charges.

So he's like, oh, California's getting a little hot, moving back to Portland again. So he moves to Portland, starts working at Safeway. So that last crime clearly did not count towards the vote total of murders because that would happen in California. Okay, so then he moves back to Portland, right? This guy who likes Portland a lot. Okay. And he gets a job at Safeway, and he is very sexually aggressive with the ladies.

He starts drinking a lot. he's showing up drunk and disheveled and hitting on girls. Imagine like, I don't know, stuttering John on his birthday talking to Keanu Thompson, like that kind of thing was going on. Oh, thank God there was an AI videos of them making out. He could show her. Oh, God, I know. He'd be so excited about that.

So in February of 1998, he runs into this 18-year-old Amanda Carpova, who was out walking with her boyfriend. And he goes, oh, I like that girl. She's my type. So he follows her back to her apartment. And then waits a couple days. and then she's home alone and he's able to kick through the screen door

pulls a gun, brings her into the bedroom ties her up, starts raping her violently but she fights back hard. Versus the lovingly way that you can do it? He's a problem of this guy. Okay. It's pretty rough. But she's like, no, no, no, no. We're not doing this. So she's grabbing lamps. She's

grabbing books. Anything she can find, smash this guy over the head. He kind of like loses his erection and goes, what the fuck is all this about? So he's like, all right, fine. I'll golly. whatever so he decides to uh to leave the the house right she goes to the police now they have DNA evidence they have her description so they're able to figure out who this guy is yeah it was a squinty little Asian guy in a black cloak yeah oh that one we'll never find that but they're able

to figure out that this DNA ties to the donna Ferguson case because he left some DNA in that spot too. So now all of a sudden they have their guy. They know about the double homicide. They know about this attempted rape and sexual assault. Okay. So he did plead guilty of the double murder as well as a sexual assault. He spent 15 years in prison until he died October 4th, 2021 at the age of 53 for unknown reasons. So that is my creep this week. Sebastian Shaw who renamed himself. Show me show that other photo of him. You can see him a little bit later on in life when he didn't have all that hair

I wasn't ask you when you wanted me to Yeah yeah yeah I forgot I had that Oh I don't know why the way he didn't like him hitting on him Oh man He looks like if he read a quarter store He would be very grumpy Yeah

Yeah I wouldn't want to ask him any questions For directions or anything like that Correct all right Carl Get what you need to get out How do I want to put this Nice try All right Here we go

I want to introduce you to buy creep today everybody this is ward weaver the third okay now uh well the name like ward weaver why wouldn't you pass that down well funny he he's the third yep this is a picture of him in junior that's his pop okay and uh his pop interestingly enough you talked about how your creeps dad was abusive yeah his dad was also abusive he left and abandoned little wade when he was four years old and then went on to murder a young couple in 1981. He raped the girl, beat her to death, smashed her over the head with like a block of concrete

and buried her under a backyard slab that he had. And he ended up on the death row. Okay. So that's his pop. Yep, yep. Now, Little Ward grew up getting beat by his alcoholic stepfather. He dropped out of high school at age 18. He was accused of raping a 15-year-old acquaintance at knife point at their apartment.

Rather than face adult charges, prosecutors allowed him to, who had list in the United States Navy. That rape case is quietly dropped as part of that deal. He served four years, received an honorable discharge in 1985 and moved back to the Portland area with the accusation effectively erased from the public record. Nice. Start

over, do over. We'll do this right this time. So what if you were 18 and you were raping a 15 year old? A year later in February of 1986, he's 22 at this point. He's living with his wife and infant son. They hired a 15 year old neighbor girl to babysit when Weaver came home one night.

He flew into a rage over the state of the house. Like the girl had made a big mess and the kids didn't clean up and he lost his shit. So just like his old man, he actually picked up a chunk of broken concrete from the backyard and smashed the babysitter in the side of the head with it. Who has broken concrete laying around?

Dude, they have a shitty looking house. You'll see it later. It was hard enough to knock her to the ground and send her running, bleeding to the neighbor's house. He ends up pleading guilty to second degree of assault and served a year in prison for that. That's when his wife left him with his first child.

By 1997, he's twice divorced, living in a house in Oregon City, which is a suburb of Portland, with his four kids. His daughter, Mallory, starts bringing home two friends from dance class, Carl, a girl named Ashley Pond and Miranda Gattis. Okay. What's the breast situation with these ladies? Well, they're very young, Carl. They're like 12 years old. So not huge. Okay.

And he knows these girls for a very, very long time since they're little girls. They're coming over. They live in an apartment complex. their house, this guy's shitty house that he's renting, is literally at the front entrance to where the apartment complex is. The two girls live there, his daughter and them are all friends, they go to dance class together, they're having sleepovers at the house, and when the girls miss the bus, he even gives him a ride to school.

Nice. We're a good guy. Yeah, so in late 2001, however, there was a situation where Ashley Pond, one of the girls, was living with them during the summer because there was some problems going on at home. her father was touching her inappropriately. Oh. And they needed to get her out of the house. So she goes to stay with... Oh, this isn't the sexy time.

I'm sorry. No, no. She goes to stay with Ward. And at some point during the summer there, she has to call the police because she claims that Weaver tried to rape her in the house in his daughter's bedroom. Okay. Now, a case gets opened.

A case is opened. Investigation happens. and nothing. They do not charge him. And that's that. Nice. He moves on with his life. But by January 9th, 2002,

just a few months after these accusations, Carl, all of a sudden, I'm sorry to say, Ashley goes missing. Okay. Just gone. Nobody has any idea. She was at the bus stop. Gone.

It's really hard to believe that having a lot of friends or something, it's just really different and really sad. The next time we hear the name Miranda Gaddis it's because she too has vanished. That's right. One of the friends, the first

friend who lived in the apartment complex, disappears. Within a month, the second girl the friend disappears. She probably went looking for the first friend and got lost. Must have. Be my guess. Now, here's the problem though. This guy is now definitely a suspect because two girls are

saying they all have a very close relationship. The bus stop is right by the house. The girls both disappeared in the same street, walk into the bus stop, gone. He lives there. He knows them. There's a relationship. There's a rape accusation.

And the cops are definitely looking into him. Okay. And it wasn't going really well for him, but he decided to sit down and do a TV interview anyway. Oh. And you know how well that goes. Would you like to find out how tough it is? being the victim? Yeah. Okay.

July 3rd, 7 a.m. I think we're all set. Ward Weaver grants me his first television interview. They want to put me on their list of suspects fine. You know, I live right here in the middle of all this mess. But Weaver takes that statement a step further and claims investigators are calling him

their main suspect. That is what the FBI and Oregon City Police are going around telling my family and my friends when they're questioning them about me. That's fucked up, man. I don't like that this guy's getting blamed for this thing. He obviously had nothing to do with.

I'm telling you. I don't even know. So wait, who's the creep? Is it the police, the FBI? What are we doing? Well, we're not even done. Can you believe this? He admits failing the polygraph test in May,

but blames that on the incompetence of investigators. He believes at this time his phone line is tapped and says he's tired of being cooperative with detectives. Simple fact is they come back around and want more help from me. I'm done. Yeah. Man, this guy's just unlucky. I'm telling you, he lives there and they won't leave him alone.

Now, what about these accusations from Ashley about rape? Right. The reporter asks him. Let's hear what he says here. Okay. Ashley has this habit. If she gets in trouble by someone, she'll make accusations against that person. And the first time that I actually had to come down on her about her mouth, she did just that.

You know, she made accusations that I had molested her. Maybe you're dead. I'm a blame it all on you. You got rape, and you should have been more careful. It's all her fault. He's victim-blaming. But what about Miranda? What about Miranda Gaddis, the other girl?

She doesn't make up stories. Seems like a really good kid. I mean, I've never had any problems with her here. He liked her. Yeah. He liked Miranda. Yeah. going around making up stories about him.

Yeah. Wying. Yep. So, Ward, what do you think happened here? What do you think happened with these two girls? He's got a theory. I know Ashty ran away, you know.

And the fact that the FBI are throwing both of these cases, you know, into someone took them both. It's like, okay, fine. You know, I don't see it that way. And I would really not like to think that someone took Miranda. either girl actually but I know you know

I don't have anything to do with what's going on but my gut's instinct is Ashley's off somewhere where she would rather be than home oh okay you know what guys stop looking I think she's doing great actually she's doing great on her own everything's fine dude this is one of my favorite lines from this whole thing is uh he says so

did you have any idea where they were did you know anything about them I kept tabs on them when they were here you know just because you know i'm a parent and responsible because they're here yeah but other than that i have no idea if they were here i was obviously watching them because i'm a responsible person he even goes on good morning america carl really because this is a national story cool he goes on good morning america who's advising him to do this he's calling this wants to be famous dude he's actually calling his called his ex-wife the one he was married to when he hit the babysitter over the head

with the concrete brick uh to tell her to watch good morning america for him to do some more victim blaming. Nice. He doesn't care about Ashley. About her mother. With the little problems that that girl has and a mother that doesn't care, she's better off hiding out wherever she's just, you know, found a place to live. Wow.

Who would ever say that? How old was this girl when she went missing? Like 16. I'm sorry, it may have been 17. Okay. Oh, boy. Especially a good thing she ran from home, guys. I'm telling you.

And I mean, her mother's a whore, too. Her mother's terrible. She is. national news that's great he made another news story this was a fun clip he was very upset

about the level of harassment and just the level of people speculating into his involvement in this Ward Weaver says he is fed up with investigators hassling him and now plans to move

out of state perhaps to Mexico and see what's got the best chances for jobs and why are you saying these things of the news you fucking moron

I agree you should flee the state That part makes sense to me But don't alert the news media That you're going to go to Mexico You fucking idiot Flee the country, bro Flee the country I'm looking for job over two days

And I don't know Canada or Mexico I don't know I heard there's jobs in those places They got to see where I could get hired What an asshole So that whole conversation he had with the news All this stuff happened in like June to July

Then in August His 20 year old son his oldest, was living at his house on and off with his 19-year-old girlfriend, starting in April of that year, I apologize. Weaver, when his son was not home, would threaten to murder this girl's family and rape her at knife point. Okay, but just threatening, you know, kind of maybe playful fun kind of stuff. Multiple times, Carl.

And every time he did it, he was like, I will hurt your family, I will kill you. I don't care if I kill my son, don't you tell him. And she didn't. She kept her fucking mouth shut. You're telling me this sweetheart that we just watched on the news is doing stuff like that. I'm not buying it. Well, hold on.

Watch this. All of a sudden. This is the middle of this. We just watched those interviews are from July. Yeah. This next news story is from August. Lord, in the top of what's happening? August 13th, Weaver is arrested and charged with raping his son's 19-year-old girlfriend

in his daughter's bedroom. The woman ran from the home was picked up by a passing motorist and was taken to a nearby store where she called for help. A guy and the girl came in here. She was wrapped in a tarp. He asked me if I had somewhere that she could hide out until the police got there.

She was crying real hard. Yeah, she just got reaped. She had walked around her neck, really red ones. You could tell that somebody had been trying to choke her. She was the woman we had just seen going into Weaver's home a few days earlier. Yep, nice to put the victim on the news.

Yeah, it's good. fun fact carl yeah well this is going on his son francis tells the police he confessed to me he murdered the two girls oh why would he do that he says he knows him i know my dad did this why would he tell his son that though is what i'm wondering well that's dumb right i don't know if he told his son that but his son told the police that okay and the police showed up at the house again they have been searching around the property, bringing around the dogs. And then this time, they searched a little shed that was also on the property that I guess they didn't pay much attention to.

Yeah, why look at the shed? Well, it turns out. Shitting there. You know what, my mistake. While he was in jail for the rape thing, the landlord who owned the house noticed flies swarming on a stack of cardboard boxes in the backyard shed. Okay. That's when he went out there and found moraine.

Miranda's body, which he had been keeping there since February-ish and raped a whole bunch of times after she was already dead. He liked Miranda, so he kept her around. So the cops are like, okay, now we have probable cause. They start bringing in more stuff to search the property. And guess what they find out? Do you remember when I just showed you this clip? Mm-hmm.

They are standing on top of Ashley. That's fun. He walks him right over the grave. he got he put that slab out there because he claimed he was putting it in a jacuzzi and uh he put her in a barrel and then threw cement on it and used it as the foundation for this fucking slab of concrete okay that's a good way to get rid of a body make it hard to find dude he walked the news reporters right over this girl's corpse unreal so uh by the time he got sent to trial he was indicted on six counts of aggravated murder plus rape and sexual abuse

and that September of 2024 he pled guilty to everything to dodge the death penalty and got two consecutive life sentences with no parole now here's a chilling fact in 2009 Miranda Gaddis's little sister who was with the last person to see her big sister that day because she went to the bus stop ahead of her her sister was behind her okay um went to visit we's weaver in prison for closure and she claims he looked her in the eye

and says he strangled both of them with his bare hands and that she was next on the list but she was too young at the time oh nice yeah that would be so if there's a redeeming quality right that'd be horrific to strangle a nine year old i mean seriously you gotta wait till she's like 14. And ladies and gentlemen, Ward Weaver is still rotting in an Oregon state penitentiary. So when you go to patreon.com backslash the creep off this week, vote your pelvaney because there is no second place for Wade Weaver. He's number one, baby. What's his name? I think it was Ward. I think it was Ward Weaver. Everybody. I noticed he didn't name his son, Ward. Smart. He did. Ward Francis Jr. Oh, okay. And fun fact, he was a shitty dad too. His kid, no, no joke.

His kid, his son later revealed to not be his biological child, which is a fun fact, who was a junior. He's arrested with three others for robbing and murdering a drug dealer in 2014, and he got life without parole in California. Murdering drug dealers, isn't our military do that now? I think that should be fine. Well, he wasn't in Venezuelan. He wasn't on a boat at the time.

No, he wasn't. So we got- All right, Vinny. We got grandpa's a piece of shit. Dad's a piece of shit. Junior's a piece of shit. Weavers are not great. All right. Well, vote for you.

You thought brought the biggest creep from Portland over at patreon.com slash the creepoff. Mini, I want to celebrate Super Chat Monday with you. I think it's time, buddy. Let's do that because there are people here who are chatting. Some of them are even super chatting. We got some great new members, Carl. Let's welcome them. Monkey fucked.

Thank you, monkey fucked. Thanks for becoming a member. Jay Cannon. Thank you for becoming a member. And holy shit. our boy Lavern Mystic gave out five creep-off channel memberships. Thank you, Laburn Mystic. Much appreciated. And if you did get one of those members, you get bonus shows every Friday. We do a bonus show for the members either on our

Patreon or here on YouTube. We had a fun one last Friday, didn't we? We did. We watched our boy Skeeter Gene Catch a Pito on Halloween. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. They came dressed in their fun costumes. One was Sheriff Woody. The other one was Paw Patrol. Yeah, the best part was, Hey, you said Dick Picks. As he's reading. the transcript of this conversation this guy's having with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl, that guy's girlfriend's overhearing it all

and they closed the door and you could hear the entire conversation between him and his girlfriend where he has to confess, I thought you weren't doing that anymore? Oh, come on, you know, I don't. We get to hear the moment when she finds out that her boyfriend,

well, when I say she, when it finds out that he is on the registry. And I don't mean this is a trans person. I mean, this is a monster when I say it. I'm not trying to be disrespectful to trans people. I'm only trying to disrespect that monster. Yeah.

Yeah. She's pretty hideous. Anyway, thank you very much for giving those memberships and Levern Mystic. Did I see there's going to be a subreddit surfing? Tonight at 8 o'clock. No shit. Yes, sir. Back?

Back on YouTube? We are back on the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel tonight at 8 o'clock. For old time's sake, we got a fun subreddit. We're going to check out, Carl. You might enjoy this one because you used to. work in business and have to hire people. We're going to be looking at LinkedIn lunatics. Oh, that's a good one.

Yep. I've seen a lot of the LinkedIn lunatic stuff. A lot of people send me that stuff for who are these socials. Yep. Rocket Warby, thanks for the $2. Alla, what does that say? Hello, humans. I'm a bot. Beep, poop, poop, beep. I knew it. There's bots out here. Go back to Bill Burr's channel. Leave us alone. Bobo 4831. Great question.

Is come on Carl's back really that suspicious? No, that would make it a Monday at 1 o'clock. Jesus. At Labram Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. Smell my finger, yes, no. Signed, Darth Squint. Darth Squint might be the name of this episode. It's pretty good. I think that could be the name.

Carl, you know what I'm excited for? Maybe a cop cam. It's my favorite time of the week, bro. You don't even know. Let's go. Hit the music. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me? because cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life this one comes in from boner guy 69 thank you boner guy for sending in a lot of different suggestions for the cop cam segment and we're going to start off with a pretty routine traffic stop here there's a guy driving a fast car he's weaving a little bit and going kind of quick so the officer pulls him over my clip number one hello sir I'm officer Mervis. with Moline. The reason why I'm stopping you is you swerved into oncoming lanes a couple times. You're kind of swerving in between different lanes. I ain't mean to do that.

Okay. And then like when you turn that corner, like you almost clipped me because you came into like my lane. I saw you. Yeah. Do you have a driver's license proof insurance? I don't get it. Um, I live up the street. Um, my insurance and all that shit. That's in my other bag. I live up the street though. So let's just let me go. Yeah. I mean, if you're just up the street and you already have it in your other bag then yeah that's that's fine sir please on your way what i like about this guy is that he has to brag to this officer about what he's up to right now my clip number two oh no okay you have your insurance yeah i ain't from out here you see i'm using my map as i'm going on i'm going to fuck all the bitch okay i got i'm going to fuck all the bitch or

whatever um where are you from chicago i've been down here like five six months would you mind just roll this back when your wind your tent's just so dark i can't see the darkest here so I just want to make sure there's no one in the backseat. That's all. No big deal. I'm a little confused many because he said he lives right up the street, but he's using his maps because he's not from around there and he's from Chicago. He's been there five or six months, but he is going to get his dick wet. That's the one thing I'm not confused by.

He's looking like he's in a good mood, ready to get some action going on. Problemez. Fucking idiot. It's got an open container You can have an open can or bottle of an alcoholic beverage while you drive around in your car And so they decide to have this man get out of his vehicle Is that another person in the back seat? It's not his seat

Oh my God, I thought he was literally going there's no one else there. There was a head. No, it's just a seat. Okay. Open container. Can you step out for me? For what? We're going to have a conversation out here about the open container.

What? Okay, because there's an open container in your car. Okay, so I'm telling you step out. All right, I'll pat you down, make sure you have no weapons. That's cool. That's cool. What's this in your pocket? I don't know. Let me see.

Can I reach in there and grab it? No, let me see first. Okay, well, I'm not going to reach in. Is it just the keys? I can't tell what it's a hard object. It's probably some keys. Okay, can I just pull it in and make sure that there's no knives or anything? All right, so all they do is find keys in a wall.

wallet on this guy. Nothing suspicious right there. And he seems to be going along with whatever. He's like, man, whatever you got to do, it's fine. I don't like when he says you, I want you to step out of the car and he goes, for what? What I do? How about driving without a license? Driving without proof of insurance? Those are all things that are against the rules, friend. Yeah, it turns out the car's not registered. There's a few things going on here. We're going to find out. But because of the open container, they now have probable cause to search the car. You just saw how he was when they were searching him.

Oh, I'm sure. He was fine with that. He was very easy to this. That's a nice whip, man. You want to drive it, drive it. Look fast. All right, hey, so since there's an open container, it's going to give me probable cause to search your car for other open containers. You don't do your thing. He doesn't give a shit. Yeah, man.

Whatever, you're doing your job. I'm doing my thing. I'm going to get my dick wet later. You go ahead and search the car. Hey, as long as it doesn't take too long, I have a pussy appointment. Right. We don't want that pussy dry it out. That would be a bad thing to have happened. So he's cool as a cue cover of this guy. Yep.

No issues at all. Until. And he didn't realize that this happens when people are searching cars. He pops the trunk and watch his reaction. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch his reaction to this. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's peaceful.

Hey, don't do that, man. How you doing that? What? How do you mean? How'd I pop it? Shit. I've been out in like nine months. That's kind of a cool pop, though.

I'm not going on. I'm going to add like that. It is. Take my time. Do you know. Okay. So there's a firearm case with the firearm missing. That's fine, I guess.

Uh-huh. Probably not illegal. Did you like it when a guy goes, whoa, how'd you do that? He didn't think he'd be able to open the trunk. You must have thought he had it locked down or something. Did he say, I haven't been there nine months? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I didn't know there was a truck in this car.

I said, that's crazy. That's wild. No idea. So, um, they see that. and so they decide that they need to detain this gentleman and all of a sudden he's not so cool anymore. Have you ever been arrested before? Meant times, man.

For what? Uh, pipe weeds, goofy ass, miscellaneous, that shit like that. Do you have a FOID card? Nah, I don't. Tell you what, right now I'm just going to detain you. For what? The gun in the back. Okay.

No gun in that. There is. Okay. We'll figure all of it out here in a second. Okay. End of the day, I'm not trying to take you to jail. Boss man. I just got to figure everything out.

We'll talk about some. stuff, okay. Yes, go and put your hands on the back from this. Stop. Get to the ground. Don't want to try to take off running, dude. You're not going to run. You just tried to.

That guy decided he's done with being detained. He was ready to leave the area. Yeah, he really did a poor job of it. He looks fast. Yeah, he does. He's a skinny guy. I would expect him to have some wheels. He's in good shape.

Yeah. And the cops were just right on him. He didn't even get a foot. Yeah, and he'd be so cool up into that point. I wouldn't think the cops wouldn't be all that concerned about it, but obviously they were. Yeah, he reminds me of Ali Gordon yesterday on fourth and, fourth and goal, getting stuffed behind the line because of great play calling. Sorry, go on. So he gets put in the back of the cop car, Vinny, and they go into the truck and they're looking for more goodies.

Let's see what else they can find back here. Nothing in there. This feels like it's loaded. Can you grab me another back? Oh, no. Oh, boys. Oh, boys. We might have just hit the jackpot, baby.

Ooh. There's a whole lot of something back there. That's just my daughter's medicine. Yes, it showed up on the screen. $100,000 worth of cocaine was just found in one of these bags back here. Where does that's the same bag that has his registration and his driver's license. Oh, man. You got to keep your bag straight, bro.

That's a lot of coke right there. Even Nick Arcade would be like, whoa. That's a lot of coke. Oh, shit. Now, let me just say this. A lot of times I like to draw some truth bombs on people on the show. People who watch the show and listen to the show learn things about how to be a better criminal, how to get away with shit. Here's something I'm going to tell you that's really sound advice your dad should have told you years ago.

open container is the dumbest fucking thing to do you'll have your drink when you get there having an open container gives the police all of this leeway to now search the car and find your guns and your cocaine all the cool shit you're doing you're trying to go sell some coke get some pussy you're having a fun night and you're dumb open container because you couldn't wait till you got there has led to all of this i have a buddy who um got a dewee he was driving through Easton Alexander, like on a Friday Saturday night where it's really busy with everyone's out at the bars and everything like that. And undercover cop walks up to his car door and sees him with his beer. And he's like, hey man, can I get a sip of that beer? He's like, no, man, that's mine.

Oh, no. Yeah, it's fucking idiots. So he got a dewee for that. But again, it's just really stupid shit. Just don't do that. Oh, man. Or do what I do and pour your alcohol and do a thing that looks like it's a regular drink

you'd buy a grocery store. Yeah. Carl's Tips for Living. Anyway, so if you get a Sprite bottle, no, it'll know you're drunk. Right. That's it, man. It's that easy. Clip number eight.

Let's find out what else he's got back there in that truck. Why did you have handcuffs up front? Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. Here you go. Number eight. Yeah. He's also drunk and probably high on at least weed. But I mean, dude has at least a half a pound of Coke.

and a couple hundred rounds of ammunition, a drum. There's a Glock gun case, but no Glock. He was messing back there a lot. Okay. So they're fighting all sorts of goodies back here. Obviously, this guy is a Coke dealer. Well, it's a good thing he didn't try to run. He did.

He did try to run. I know. He said he didn't. And the best is he's back in that cop car and he's like fidgeting all around and doing all this shit. Now, you've seen these. videos before, Vinny. They always cuff you with your hands behind your back.

Look at what happens when they pull them out of the car by clip number nine. Why do you with your handcuffs up front? As far as your pants, I'm done. Come on. Don't do it. What the fuck you going to do, man? What's wrong, too, man? What's wrong with you?

What are being cool with you? Ah, you are being cool, cool me, s. We have a nice characterization. Back to the pool. There's so many things about this. Yeah. These people, man, they, they, uh, who are doing major, major crimes. Mm-hmm.

Who don't think about the little crimes that will get you caught for the major crimes. It's not just the fucking open container. Yep. It's the, you're driving through traffic and swerving. Mm-hmm. You're not using your turn signal. It's the basic little things that get people caught like this. Yeah.

Let me tell you something. You ever see a guy who's driving erratically down? the road and speeding. That's a guy who's not very cool. The cool people with the drugs and the guns, they're driving the speed limit. They're making complete stops and stop sides. That's how you know someone's fucking cool. They're the ones who wave at the cops so they go by.

Hello, officer. How are you today? For sure. They got those bumper stickers for the sheriff's department on the back. Because their cop friends give it to them because they're cool. That's a smart guy. Not like this fella. So how do you think he got his cuffs to the front?

I'm guessing he kind of like moved his butt over and then over his legs up and went around yeah so they drive him back to the precinct

and in my next clip we're going to find out that sometimes that doesn't work when he tries to do that he got himself stuck trying to slip his cuffs in the front of it

take the shit bro you're going to yeah I can't stop this how did you do this take your stop me man we can't take it off too much what i'm gonna be sitting here it's gonna be a fucking sit here i don't know what the

fuck it is i'm gonna make your day a hard day like man jesus y'all look y'all coming with that shit well i don't never call slithers hand up we can't get to him before you sit down right here how's he stuck i don't understand how he got stuck like that it's very funny that is the funniest thing ever the cops like could probably help him out here but like no we're not allowed they can take a cop off and let him get re-situated but yeah that's very funny. Sorry, we're not allowed. So remember this guy was like really cool and just like, hey, man, you know, whatever, search my

stuff. Well, now he's got to the point where he's not having as fun of time with it. Sure. So my clip 11, he's very angry with one of the officers here. Bro, get on my face, man. He's not anything. If you guys check the shoes? Okay. You got to take the shoes. I'm going to talk to him. I'm going to talk to him. I'm right here.

I'm going to catch another charge for you, bro. I'm telling you, I'm going to knock your ass straight out, bro. Look at me. I promise you, I am. I am right here. Whatever side. I have to check your shoes. I need to take my shit.

All right. Have a seat, bro. Come here. I should knock your ass out, no. No, you shouldn't have. That's not the guy in the street you're talking. That's a totally different guy. Captain has to tell him like, this is the guy you're a problem with, man.

He just met you. Well, I'm drunk. So what do you want me to tell you? I try to punch someone. And this guy looks like he would go down easy. Wow. Some nice Jordans. What do you think?

Those are great. Okay. do you want to play the final clip on here this is the list of cool shit this guy was up to he might be the coolest guy you've ever brought head randy was arrested for possession with intent to deliver controlled substance unlawful possession of a weapon armed habitual criminal and resisting arrest he was cited for driving while his license was suspended or revoked an uninsured vehicle and improper lane usage he was given no bond detective lawrence interviewed randy and he took ownership of the cocaine guns and ammo. Each bag of cocaine tested positive. There was a total of six bags that altogether contained 361 grams of cocaine. There was $3,100

of cash placed into the evidence locker, along with 241 rounds of handgun ammunition for three different handguns, plus 18 rifle rounds, plus seven Glock magazines, and a high-capacity drum magazine for an AR-15. He is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Who's he fighting? Russia? And then open bottle of Hennessy. Holy shit. That is some crazy shit going on. So, yeah, drive the speed limit when you're carrying around that kind of stuff, people. A blue backpack plus 0.88 grams of cannabis. Mm-hmm. What a nutty boy.

Not worried about that, apparently. No, I guess it's the cocaine. All right. Well, so that's the cop cam. Thanks, boner guy. And I want to think people who are here celebrating Super Chat Monday with us. Oh, we got that one. Where are?

Oh, here we go. Labar Mystic, creep idea, creepiest family, each week another family member. Maybe separate spin for who wins the family can include uncles, grandparents, and grandkids. It's not a bad idea, actually. I like that. Okay. Our friends, Heck Ride. I believe this is DJ ElectraFri.

How do you say it? DJ ElectraFri. DJ Electra Fry? No, I think this is HackRide. Okay. The correct answer to your question about Portland creeps is Jody Allen. That's a Portland joke. If you know, you know.

got it thank you very much hackrague to see you buddy uh next picks great fatherly advice car about open containers but do you think this guy had a dad in his life good point that's why i'm trying to help uh labr mystic was john's registration in the trunk with his coke don't break the law when you're breaking the law right break one law at a time right that's the lesson that is the lesson don't break the law well carl i guess it makes it time for some voicemails. You guys called in and left us your thoughts this week. And they are brought to you by our friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We'd love to read the Epstein emails, but unfortunately, our AOL dial-up internet was

discontinued in September. See you in Syracuse. Did they finally get rid of AOL dial-up? Oh, yeah. That's great. Who the fuck has a phone line anymore? Carl, let's hit our voicemails. This is, uh... This is a redneck beard with a message for the creep off. I used to live in Portland, oh, de gone.

It's a weird fucking place, man. Virtue singing is insane. Like, we get it. You're sorry that you're whitening of daddy issues. Anyway, poops, goo. All right. Consequence idea. All right.

I got a consequence idea. What I would love to see is a consequence where you dance with a blow-up doll. You get one of them rubber blow-up dolls and you dance with it. But you dance like the Lombata or some kind of, you know, sexy dance like a hoochie-goo or something. Or some kind of real sexy dance. You grease up that doll and you dance real good with us. Okay. That's my consequence idea.

What do you think about that one, Vinny? Don't we already have take a blow-up doll to dinner? Yep, you do. On the wheel. Yeah, yeah. What would you rather see someone dirty dance with a doll or set them eat in public? Dude, don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

Oh, man, they're going to run both on the wheel, aren't they? I have a voicemail over here. Hit me up. Hey, Carl. I think I know the reason why he's been on a hot streak in the creep off for a couple weeks now. I think people have decided that Vinny has had it too good for too long. They need to see him suffer a little bit. Yep.

Thank you, fuck you bye. I agree, sir. Well, thank you for acknowledging that, Carl. It's not about the quality. It is all about the quality. Of the creeps that I brought, because I clearly kicked your ass the last few weeks. I clearly not. Okay.

I'm sorry, buddy. Clearly you have not. Carl, who are you trying to gaslight right now? You know that I have just a bunch of haters right now because I've been running roughshunders. shout over you for quite a while now and people just want to change things up, so they're voting for that. You're also a prick. You've

forgot that part. I'm not a prick. I'm a great guy. And a Dolphins fan? Yeah. Two-game win streak, baby. They have a lot of flaws. That was a tough game to watch. I mean, they definitely did not want to win. No one wanted to win that game. Let me tell you something if they lost that game, I would be screaming today about Mike McDaniels needed to be fired. It should be anyway. I said that why

DeBal got fired in New York? Yeah. Because you go for it on trying to win or what yeah oh you piece of shit all right i think i got one more so you guys uh stop caring for a little bit and just finally decided to care again so i'm listening to the back catalog i'm probably like two months back right now um dude vennie's joke about la diablo and the um the um pregnancy C-section lady but talking about carl aborting his kid But oh, my God, just, that's perfect.

I knew he was a comedian for a reason. Good job, guys. Well, I have bad news for you. Oh, thank you, sir. Thanks for Tudy back in. We missed you. Make sure that... This show is Evergreen.

It's one of the nice things about this show is that you can go back and listen to old episodes, get caught up, or just enjoy it again. It's one of the perks of the show not being centered around you know nonsense and gossip right we're current news little chatty kathies i mean we do have current news on the show and it's called the scum parade we sure do carl and i believe it's time for it let's go

it's time for us to listen to the scum parade with stars and murder drugs and jaywalking you'll hear a guy who fucked his door and catch up on the news this week i want to hear the scum parade where's the scum parade Carl, let me open this up here. Oh, geez, that's still up on your screen? Yeah, I haven't taken that down quite yet.

Oh, sorry, guys. Here we go. Let's start with this gal. We're going to Boca Raton, Florida, Carl. This woman, Yasmin Alba, 26 years old, was arrested in charge with burglary, felony possession of fentany, and all and giving a false name to law enforcement as well as prisoner escape oh cool police were flagged down by an employee of a bagel shop at the 300 block of fern street at 7 p.m. on november 3rd it's a

bagel shop and the restaurant was closed for the day but an employee walked by noticed someone inside the shop's owner went inside and according to the police report obtained by boca news now.com found Abla drinking an orange juice and wearing a store jacket. The owner told police Alba was nude from the waist down. It was splashing water on herself in the bathroom, stating she just needed to take a shower. Yeah, who hasn't taken a shower in the sink at a bagel restaurant? What do you act like, you know, you're above that? I wouldn't wear their clothes if I needed to wear, take a shower.

I get to pretend you're an employee for a little bit. That's fun. Yeah. Time to make the bagels. Yep. Responding officers detained Abla and during the search, reported finding a glass pipe with burnt residue in her shoe and a small baggie in her backpack. The substance in the baggy weighed 0.2 grams field tested positive for fentanyl.

She admitted the drugs for her and she stated she has an issue with fentanyl. I got to admit, this is the girl I'd spend one night with for the stories, you know, just to see what kind of crazy shit happened. Yeah, and then we ended up in a bagel shop. I had everything bagel by the time the cops were coming. I was finished, so I snuck out the back door. She was naked in the bathroom. Yep. Splashy water on her naughty parts.

trying to clean me off of her Have you tried the The great smears they have there They had a great garden Like it's got a little jalapeno in there Those are great The drama continued after her arrest though Carl She was in the back of the patrol vehicle

Complaining about being cold An officer decided to be kind to her And rolled down the window And turned off the air conditioning to accommodate her Nice. According to the affidavit, she then slipped out of her handcuffs, climbed out the window, and fled. That's awesome. She was apprehended shortly after on the grounds of a nearby Good Samaritan hospital completely nude.

There's got to be cop cam footage of that. When's that coming out? That's your job to find. All right. Abla was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail, where she remained on nearly $20,000 bond. She lists an apartment in Boca Raton is her home address. So that is Yasmin Abla. Good for her.

What a fun night. I'm telling you. if it wasn't for all those fucking meth scars and shit all over her face is that what those are i don't know it's what it looks like she doesn't look great no she doesn't look great that is true you know what they say about fentanyl if you're using fentanyl you have a problem with fentany yeah yeah it's not really a recreation thing where you just kind of like ah just do it once a year or so all right carl this is rayon marie benzy she's 34 years old and she just recently pleaded not guilty to murdering a man she allegedly intended to drug at the Alani Casino in Ridgefield, Oregon.

Now, Benzzi was captured on surveillance camera footage with the victim, identified in court only by his first name, which is Arslan, before he was found dead in his hotel room on October 5th. Now, the footage revealed that she was in Arslan's hotel room for just under two hours before leaving and entering with another man. She initially told detectives that he was snoring when she left the room, adding, that's weird, this doesn't make any sense. Yeah, he's fine.

Yeah. It makes you get a big smile on his face if you catch my drift there. However, police interviewed another man who spoke to Benzian that night, who said that she allegedly put fentanyl in his drink and left him unconscious. Jesus Christ, why is she telling people things? Because she's dumb. She's really dumb. She told the man that she typically

uses GHB, uh, which, you know, the normal date rape drug. Right. But she fought, she forgot it at home. Sometimes you got to improvise. You got to work with what you have, you know? So it's like, fucking on just use a little Fine. No, I'll be fine. It's fine. It's all good. Another woman told Detachis that she met Benzie earlier that night and she told her she wanted to meet wealthy men to seduce and rob. What the fuck? She's just creating witnesses everywhere she

goes? Why is she doing this? Are you here to have a good night tonight? I'm here to find some guys to rob. I'm looking for some marks, baby. Why are you bragging about this, dummy? The man who was seen with Benzie after she left Arzon's hotel room also told detectives that she allegedly admitted to giving him drugs. He told police that Benzzi allegedly said that Arzon probably Odean and he's probably going to die. After Detective seized her phone, they found a text message sent to a friend reading. I panicked

and did something dumb. I need out of here, please. I'm doing everything dumb. Everything. I could go away for a very, very long time. I can't stop confessing to your crimes with everyone. What a fucking moron. I think you've been there before. Now when the cops asked her like,

so everything was fine, why did you go back to the room? Why did she go back to the She said she forgot her sunglasses. Oh, yeah. Fun fact, surveillance footage also revealed that she cashed out a casino, take a belonging to Arsland on the morning of October 5th for over $1,000. Dude, just leaves $1,000, dummy.

He just murdered the guy, just trying to get out of there. Stop telling everyone. She's facing a slew of charges. Murder of the first degree, possession of a stolen vehicle as well. Oh, great. Use of a controlled substance and a homicide, poisoning, robbery, and theft. She's in custody on a combined bail of $10 million, Carl. Yeah, well, maybe she can find some more wealthy guys to murder so she can post her bail.

She's not good looking enough to fuck her way out of that. No, she's weird looking. Yeah, she's like an alien head. This is like exactly who you would see. There's a lot of filters on that photo and it's still, I'm not impressed. Yeah, this is the girl from the surrounding counties of the casino that's in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. That was just too pretty in high school and didn't want to work.

So now she just cruises the fucking. How come I'm never a mark? No one ever gets me high and tries to take my money. What's that all about? Nobody thinks you have money. Yeah, that's what it is. Maybe I should stop wear shitty t-shirts every day. Everywhere you go.

All right, Carl, let's talk about a really stupid 13-year-old, shall we? Yeah, most of them are bright, but not this one. Guys, we're talking a lot about not being stupid. Your Google searches will always give you away. Yes, Google is a narc. Yes. A 13-year-old boy in Ohio planned for months to kill his neighbor. her before ultimately doing so

and then bragged about the chilling crime online, Carl. The child was now 14, pleaded guilty to aggravated murder, aggravated burglary and strangulation on Monday as part of a plea deal with prosecutors. This happened outside of Cincinnati. That woman you see a picture to Sheila Denise Tenpenny. She was alone in her home. In the middle of the night around 2 a.m., she laid in bed. The teen entered her home, struck her,

causing blunt force trauma, and then strangled her until she died. You know, he was only 13. I give him, you know, a couple of months probation or something, but I think you got to give this kid another chance. He'll probably figure it out. I say you make him go work at the soup kitchen or something on weekends or after school. He'll probably be a productive member of society. Yeah.

I think it'll be fine. Fun fact, Miss Tenpenny here did not die without putting up a fight. Authorities believe the suspect was injured during the crime and likely had visible cuts or bruises on their face or hands because they found a lot of skin under her nails. Okay. They figured out that the killer was male. People don't like being murdered. they hate it yeah and i'm telling you what he did such a bad job you know when the cops got that

they're like hey this is suspicious she had the boy's hair ripped out of his head still in her hand oh wow which isn't great his DNA was under her fingernails because she had scratched his face and drops of blood had fallen throughout the house okay according to the prosecutors the boy left the woman's home and returned to his social media network and messaged this one was a fighter Oh, well. He had to go take credit for it, huh? You had to immediately start taking credit for murdering someone. Fun fact, though, it was not uncommon for the boy to be on the internet with killing on his mind.

Authority said, he planned the murder for months, researching online and asking Chet GPT how to choose the perfect victim. How the fuck would Chad GPT know that? You did choose the most perfect victim. I wouldn't know how to pick a... You really have a aptitude for this. You should look into more... Would you like me to help you come up with a plan for more murders? What would be the source material that would help this?

artificial intelligence be intelligent on that? People are stupid. They have no idea what they're doing. He also asked how to strangle someone and how to, quote, defeat a police interrogation. Flamethrower, son. So how do we know that? So Chad GPT is also Tadletail? Oh, they got into his phone.

Okay. I'm just curious what I should be asking, Chad GPT, what I should be telling it. The premeditation on this is pretty fucked up. He made a lot of mistakes. He left his DNA. He tried to clean up the crime scene with items that wouldn't have been successful. The agent added that it was good luck for us that he did make those

mistakes. But in the future, he's going to have to learn from those mistakes. That's what the FBI said. He would have gotten busted 17 different ways. He did everything wrong. Why spend months planning something if he didn't figure out how you were going to get away with it? You want to know the most fucked up part of this?

Sure. As part of the plea deal, the boy will reportedly be held in the Ohio Department of Youth Services until he turns 21, the oldest age that the agency can hold a juvenile convicted of a crime. Oh, then they can let him out and start partying. Yeah, 21. He's still got his whole life ahead of him. Unlike this poor lady

And her little tiny house Didn't do nothing to anybody. Hopefully Grock will be more sophisticated by then And he can get better notes On how to cover up his murder. All right. Let's talk about these fucking cuns. Look at these ghouls.

Look at these two. A Canadian couple tortured a 12 year old boy Until he shrunk and died As a family doctor and social worker failed to save him from the horror, Carl. I have to say that title is so bizarre He shrunk and died. I was like, what does that even mean that I read it?

And I was like, oh, weird. The child only identified as 11. Here. Now, this is a lovely lesbian couple. Yes. This is their child who is a 11-year-old male who they dressed like a lesbian. I'm sure he's very popular at school. That is a very smart flower vest.

The child has identified as LL, stopped growing and even got shorter than he was. a year before he died in December of 2022. Well in the care of Brandy Cooney and Becky Hambur. He was literally shrinking at the age of 11 and 12. They found him soaking wet, unresponsive, and emaciated in the basement of the couple's home before being rushed to a hospital where he later died. L.L. and his brother identified as J.L. started living with a couple in their Ontario, Canada home in 2017 after being moved from a foster home in Ottawa.

They had planned on adopting the brothers who were still wards of the Children's Aid Society at the time during a December 1322 appointment just days before LL took his final breath the social worker said the boy was normal despite losing 10 pounds in one year and weighing less than he did at the age of six another social worker Stephanie Pitchie assigned to watch over the boys told the court she recorded yellow flags after saying she saw the surviving brother zip tied in his pajamas that's a yellow flag in Canada

That's a red flag Actually, I want to point out Yeah, if you see children Zip Tied anywhere Call the authorities Call the cops You know, these lesbians are ghouls But we'll still celebrate them in June

We'll definitely have a celebration for them Listen to this shit Peachy who worked with the brother And the couple for about a year Said her sessions mainly focused on the boys' identity And who they wanted to be Okay Still, she worried about the narrative around who the boys were

Focused around negative experiences, even if they were good or bad, the court said. When asked her she saw behaviors such as tantrums, Preachie said she never witnessed that during sessions, despite the woman saying they dealt with that at home. I never experienced any of those behaviors in sessions or in the waiting room, she said. Pichi further revealed that Hambur and Cooney requested she not asked the boys direct questions and suggested she withhold sessions from them as a form of punishment if they lied. Oh. So this is how to do my job.

trial yeah in the summer of 2020 the couple told peachy they did not think the sessions were helping leading her to share her files with a new provider yeah they obviously weren't this person's incompetence yeah we're fucking these kids up and you're not doing anything about it we need to stop these sessions seeing yellow flags i mean come on you're terrible it does in the files pichie stated she saw j l zip tied into his clothing something she only referred to as yellow flags the little boy told her the restraints were put on him so he didn't urinate on things when he got upset an issue she said she discussed with hamburger and cooney that made peachy feel uncomfortable and refer to the alleged tactic is not a good parenting strategy but still she did not find

it that concerning enough didn't report it i thought it was just something that needed to be monitored she said yeah well you're really bad at your job that's why at the same time dr duncan said he witnessed the boy's dramatic weight loss and gross stunt for himself but didn't think too much of it he was quite interactive and normal in terms of responding to me verbally and politely Duncan told the court, but the physical exam was remarkably mostly because of his weight loss. The doctor, who practices in Halton, Canada, said the woman told him L.L. had an

eating disorder and was throwing up daily. That'll do it. Yeah. Stupid eating disorder. So they sent the kid to an eating disorder clinic and was waiting for a response. But according to the attorney, Duncan should have known the preteen was ticking timebound waiting to go off, who could have dropped any moment due

to cardiac occurrence that could have led to his death. So Duncan, the doctor also confessed he did not examine the boy with his clothes off, take his blood pressure while standing up or lying down, and did not ask him about his eating habits during his vital checkout. Wow. Just incompetency all around in this one. Way to go, Canada.

Duncan, who was their doctor from 2018 to 2022, was aware of several health providers, including psychiatrists, mental health providers, and pediatricians who had accessed and treated the boy. He also knew of their findings and recommendations, including medication prescriptions for him. oh there's so much to this there's just so much fucked up shit yeah we're getting into dumb details now yeah i'm sorry but uh these two are still on trial so um let's keep an eye on this one carl let's keep an eye on these two what's uh we'll celebrate them on your birthday vanny

on june tenth i can't wait but the fucking vest is the biggest crime of i know you can't dress up a boy like that it's not cool you try to do dude that that is tragic on the creep off this week. Vinny, I think we have a couple more super chats that came in celebrating super chat Monday with us. Michael C's, thanks for the downline. My creep this week, Mikey from prison. That's a good creep. Jared 654, thanks for the two bucks.

Creepiest Virgin would be fun. Oh, that's not a bad idea. That's not a bad idea. Although we did children last week, so I guess that was it. Carl, can you translate what this gentleman is asking? Okay, so is 200 rounds of ammunition too much asking for a, friend, yes. It's more than you should need. It depends. How big is the deer? Rocco, or B, 2002, thanks for the fiber. She was washing herself down there at a bagel shop.

No wonder my bagels tasted like locks. Waka, walka, walka, walka. I see what you did there. Labrinsic. Good point. Vinny haters or people just want to see someone actually fulfill all their consequences like they're supposed to. You bend to Gary yet, Carl. Fuck off, Laverd missing. I thought you were cool. I thought we were good, buddy. Michael P. Miami 2O with my shirt. Say it, Vinny. I'm saying the last part. Nope. Come on. It's Michael P. He gave you, he made that shirt for you. I love my shirt, Michael P. Thank you.

Come on. You can say it. I won't say it. Go bills, Michael P. Fun game yesterday. Carl said it. There you go. Nine lead changes in that game. It's a wild one. Alan's six touchdowns, was it? Yeah. Jesus. Three rushing, three passing. It's only been done one other time by Josh Allen.

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I believe Vinny will be joining us at some point on the show. I'm going to stick my head in, yeah. Excellent. Now, Carl. Yes. I also want to remind everybody, don't let me forget, subreddit surfing tonight at 8 o'clock. It's been a while since we've plugged.

It's been a while since we've done one. Hope you will all join us tonight. It's going to be a blast. Excellent. Get out of here. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear.

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