The Creep Off - Episode 289: Creepsgiving 2025: A Butthorn 'O Plenty

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

’Tis the start of the holiday season, and Karl & Vinnie are kicking things off the only way they know how — by making their nominations for the biggest creep ever to ruin Thanksgiving. Grab a plate, pull up a chair, and get ready for a full serving of holiday horror as the boys dig into stories of Thanksgiving gone very, very wrong. The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 4 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Cheer mom who had sex with 14-year-old boy learns her fate as daughter begs for max sentence | New York PostTexas creeps indicted in murderous plot to invade tiny island and make women and kids their sex slaves: feds | New York PostMan accused of coming to South Florida to attack ex, shaving her hair after pulling knife on herArizona sex offender Abel Kai Gblah posed as doctor sexually assaulted elementary school student | New York PostWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Support free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Man, Carl, the holiday season is starting this week. It is. And what better gift for you or the one you love than a trip to come see the creep off live in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada? Should we be promoting Hackamania? I think it might be sold out. It's not. It might be. I mean, you can try to go on the website at hackamania.com, use the promo code creep to get tickets.

Well, that's the secret. But I'm not even sure if there's tickets available. Everyone's going to this thing. It's sold out if you don't use the promo code creep. Oh, is that how it works? You see, it's an exclusive ticket at this point. They're trying to keep it. Oh, it's the only way to get tickets.

Yes, you have to use the promo code creep. Because we just want creepoff fans there, because they're the good people. Yeah. We, truly, compared to these maniacs who all they want to hear about is, you know, nude and to topless pictures of Aaron. Topless Aaron will not be featured this year at Hackamania. You forgot to put that. You forgot to loop that video, but it's all good. What are you talking about?

Yeah, I know. Well, all right. It doesn't matter. Either way, hackamadia.com, promo code creep. Let's start a show, shall we? You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. you tell the kids to get out the fuck off this damn page. Hamberg and I ain't going to have it. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Disgusting

Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast The show about creeps By creeps For you creeps

We're here to wish you a very, very happy Creepsgiving With me today as always It's hot Cuckaca Carl Vinnie I am so happy to be here and let me tell you why so my dishwasher blew up what happened to jenny water yeah water poured from my kitchen down into my basement where i have my podcasting studio and uh we had serve pro over to the

house you ever heard of those guys um no i don't think i have all right so what serve pro does is they make sure that we don't get too much water damage and mold and stuff sure so i have about nine pieces of equipment that are running 24-7 in my house that do nothing but blow fans and run motors. And being in my house right now is torture. Very loud, I imagine. It's very loud. Very cold as well. I'm fine.

Okay. I run hot, but no, it's very loud and it's very annoying in my house. So I'm very happy to be here at Comedy at the Carlson with you, Vinny, for another awesome episode of the creep-off. And I was alerted this morning. Okay. That it is, even though we have a holiday coming up, it's also a holiday today. It's Super Chat Monday.

Carl, it sure is. In fact, you know what? It's also new member Monday because Edgar Chipperson 61117 just became a member. That's amazing. Home run. Call me a home run. And our good friend, Hunter Duke, joined us and started the festivities with $4.99. It's been forever since I've celebrated Super Chat Monday.

Well, that's on you, my man. Happy early Thanksgiving creeps. Go Pats. Ugh. Vote Vinny. All right. And fuck S.J. You got it.

promo code Kaley. Promote is creeps. And Hunter Duke. Are we going to see you in Vegas? I always look forward to seeing Hunter Duke and his lovely wife. And his attorney. He hung out at Hackamania. His attorney follows him around wherever he goes.

Is that true? I don't know. It's a weird little triangle they have. I don't know what they're all up to. I'm going to find out one of these days. Carl, last week, we had a big one. We went to Portland. Yes, we did.

And we tried to figure out who. the biggest creep from Portland was, and all of our listeners voted this past week. Oh, yeah, we had a lot of votes come in? We did have a lot of votes coming. Uh-oh. That makes me nervous. Well, you're on game point. I am on game point, and I have no idea with the results.

I've not looked at it, so I'll be as curious as everyone else is to find out. Here to give us the results. I got to tell you, dude. Yeah. Today. Really? Like, more than usual, is what you're saying. All right.

Uh-oh. Whoa. Bono alert. Uh-oh. Defying gravity. It's called this girl, Danny. Danny, you look amazing. So good to see you.

Thanks for being here. Thank you. I'm excited. Are there still people who just listen to this podcast? Because that's crazy. There are. I know. You should be one of those people, too.

You should download and listen to this podcast because you need to listen to this stuff as well. You need this type of horror pumped. into your brain in more than one way in order to get the full effect. And then go to the Kreeboff's YouTube page and just watch the beginning part where we bring Danny in. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way to enjoy this programming.

That's the perfect way to do. Appreciate it. Yep. And again, we keep the rewind on so you could go back and rewatch it if you need to. No one watches live after Danny leaves. Everyone is just rewatching the beginning part of the show. I like to welcome everybody to the Danny show. The Danny program. This is where Danny

doesn't talk. We just talk about her. how's it going daddy well you uh as we said you look incredible do you have the results from this past week carl is on game point will i be spinning the wheel today oh man come on yes it's been so long the results the results 52% of the vote in spite of cheating from both sides apparently um biggest creep in portland goes to Vinny and Wade Weaver

Exelsior True believers We're back Baby Somebody called Polino He just got another win you Gotta give it up to the creepos So somebody

Please call Paulino Everybody knows We were telling We're going to take us down Like that crew podcast This is bullshit We're fighting all the way up the hills

All the way to the mountains Through the forest to the ocean We will not go down And the show has reached a new low I'll take that point No one told me there was going to be boasting Congratulations Vinny We've had a lot of close ones this round

I was shocked and people were cheating for both of us this week Those votes were eliminated It's pretty easy to tell On Patreon Knock it off with the cheating Do people think we're joking when we say that? And they're like, oh I get it, Carol, yeah, knock it out with the cheating Right.

No, no, literally knocking out with the cheating. We're trying to get a legit vote over here. Yes, we need to know who the creepiest person is, and we don't need that. The results sully. Listen, this is science. The 2020 presidential election, yeah, who gives us shit? All of it's fraudulent. No one cares about that.

Not one thing. The creep off, we need this to be legit. Holy ground, folks, you are standing at holy ground when we're talking to creep off. Now, this isn't inconsequential like having a brain dead idiot become the president of the United States. This is an important thing. Who's going to spin the wheel of consequences this next round? I don't want it to be me. There's so many things on there that are being added that I do not want it to be me.

Let's do it. We all want it to be Carl and you know that. He'll do him eventually. You'll see. Danny, I have a question for you. Speaking of important things, you get a package lately, anything show up in the mail for you? Yeah, the cow lingerie bikini thing came in the mail. Now, we sent you.

you sent me two and then we let everybody vote and everybody picked one so we sent you that one what are your thoughts tell me more i think what biddy's trying to say is where are our our pictures i keep checking if i can't translate for my buddy minnie how could we don't have pictures for the patreon yet is what buddy's trying to say right um i love wow and then she cuts of it i do say that again you cut out just a second ago say that say that again oh i'm a little hubby lately and I love it though and I'm gonna do it anyway okay but fair warning I am oh my gosh I think my internet's messy but yeah I'm gonna do my best okay um so get ready well look at the holidays are coming up you know all of us over indulge around this time of year so maybe what we do is uh you

do a photo shoot now and then we go back in like March or April and see what's doing yeah we'll come check back after your uh new year's resolution or something Danny Danny Offer stands. We'll bail you any bikinis you want. It's true. You just ask. Just say, hey, I feel like peered a chicken today. I have to tell you.

Okay. Danny. We recently learned that you were a stripper for a little while. It was one of the jobs that you had when you were younger. I'm looking at you right now. Are you a multi-millioner? Oh, I wish. You didn't make millions of dollars doing that?

No. Then capitalism doesn't work. You know what? For a long time, I've been saying free market all the way. My Donnie. Okay, I don't know. I am wrong. Yes, exactly.

Both mom, Donnie, because if she's not a multi-millionaire with those tits, I don't know. Free market's not working. Unbelievable. It was a very small club, to be fair.

Did you even fit in it? Sorry. Did you even fit in it? You can only see one boob at a time as how small that club was. You had to go in the park. You had to see the other one. Well, like it only had like one stage,

you know, and then like one little bar. about this we always say at the beginning of the show but he always says this is a show by creeps and we're proving it right now it's the creepiest way to start a show ever Danny we love you very much and we can't wait to see you

in the cow bikini and I bet you look amazing oh thank you I like guys Danny also has offered to do an AMA for our viewers oh right we need to do that yeah so we'll probably set that up for December does that sound good to you Danny yeah that's not so fun

here's my question do you spit out at first well save it for the AMA don't answer now don't answer now those are the kind of questions you're going to have to answer all right danny we'll see you soon we can't wait talk to you later at danny desolation on instagram and it's good if she's what does anyone put up with us remember we had a contest to be our results girl we had multiple beautiful women try out for that why why do they put up with us we're awful people i don't know i think we're both charming in our own creepy way yes that's one of this in our own creepy way charming and uh again it's better if she spits on it at the beginning, not at the end.

Yes. That's just the rule. So I won around finally. Congrats. Now I know what it's like to feel like Carl. I'll never take it for granted, folks. I will never take your votes for granted. Losing all the time sucks, dude.

It sucks. Carl, yeah. Speaking of things that suck. Family at Thanksgiving. Real pain in the ass. It can be, yes. Yeah.

And I want to start off today's competition. We are doing the biggest creep. on Thanksgiving. You won. You won the routes. You get to go first presenting the biggest creep from Thanksgiving 2020-25 edition. That's right.

Now, the reason I brought out family sucking is because this guy really fucking sucks and his family found out all about it on Thanksgiving 1998. So aside from his haircut, he sucks? Doesn't this dude look like he could be Julia Fox's creepy brother? Yes.

That's number one. possibly son in 20 years. Dude, dead eyes. Sociopathic eyes that are too close together. And imagine some stupid fucking black makeup on him. That's Julia Fox. Oh, yeah. But his real name is Seth Pravaki.

He was born in 1980. He grew up in Dalton Township, which is part of Muskegon, Michigan, Carl. In high school, he was a B average senior in 1998. So way smarter than John Melendez. Got it. Yeah, yeah. His parents once called him a good kid. kid but they were starting to question that at the beginning of that school year you see he got

himself in a little bit of trouble he uh was caught stealing beers from a local store and then selling them to other kids oh that's dumb see it is very dumb but i call it capitalism keep those beers for yourself you would think he did that too he started having what he his parents thought was a little bit of a drinking problem and he was having all sorts of temper tantrums and fits he was not an easy to deal with young man at home. A family friend later revealed that Stephen Pravaki, his dad, believed his youngest son was a psychopath without a conscience. And his mother, Linda, admitted that Seth was out of control.

And she actually signed him up for family court. And he ended up, because of the whole selling beer thing, ended up 10 days in, uh, jubed him up for family court. Do you want to rephrase that? Well, they brought him in for like, they called it of, that's what they said it was. Really?

Counseling and stuff like that. You can sign some of it up for family court? Yeah, they signed him up for programs through the family court. I probably said it incorrect. Oh, I'm very confused about this. Yeah, so he needed stuff. They sent him to Juvie. He had to go to all sorts of psych help.

And he was just kind of creeping everybody out. And his dad and him were always fighting. So Thanksgiving week, 1998, the tension between Seth and his dad was just becoming constant. Months of arguments. Did mom overcook the turkey on top of it? No, mom was great. Oh, the turkey was good? Mom was great.

Moist turkey, gravy was good. Yeah, they'll never find out, though. See, around 11 a.m. on Thanksgiving, Stephen and his dad got into another fight. They were going at it pretty good, and his mom had the food in the oven. Oh, you know what it is, too? What? He's from Michigan.

Lions game starts at 1230. Yep. They're probably arguing over the point spread. There's no way the lion should be giving six and a half in this game today. I had those same conversations on Thanksgiving. 98, his dad's wearing his Barry Sanders jersey still. oh man those are the days so his mom's got the food

in the oven and she's like I gotta go take a shower before Grandpa gets here for dinner and his brother who's older wildly annoyed with his little brother goes into another room and starts watching he's like six and a half are you kidding me the point spread is correct Stephen

the dad leaves to go pick up Grandpa John from the retirement home to come have dinner with the family and well his father drove to pick up Grandpa John Seth took the 22 Ruger from his parents closet loaded it, walked

downstairs behind his brother Jedd who was watching television on the couch and shot him in the back of the head. How's he doing now? Oh, dead. Oh, okay. Very dead. It's too bad. Shot to the back of the head. Then he dragged the body down to the basement. His mom's up in the shower getting ready for family. She doesn't hear the shot. Has

no idea what's going on. He goes upstairs to the bathroom, waits in the hallway silently. When his mom naked steps out of the shower, he pops open the door and shoots her in the fucking face that's gross so now not only is he shooting his mom in the face he's getting a full frontal bush shot of his mom as she goes down because she's naked that's gross and he liked it oh yeah he liked it yeah i don't know that for sure but i'm trying to her bikini line recently or something

but this is the creep off so i'm assuming he was really into full bush from his mom he left her naked on the floor and then he was supposed to put her clothes on that'd be even creepier i would think put a Howl over it, Mom. Fair enough. Jesus Christ. This is the longest that thing ever got aired out. So when dad and grandpa John returned home,

Seth was waiting inside the garage hiding behind some boxes. So his dad gets out to help Grandpa John out of the car, and he walks up to his dad and shoots him point Blake in the side of the head. Did he get him? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And Grandpa looked at him very shocked, and he goes to shoot Grandpa in the face, but he misses. Yeah, what did Grandpa do? It was there. Shot Grandpa in the neck. So now Grandpa's bleeding out from the neck over the garage and he's like, ah, fuck. That can kill you, by the way, being shot in the neck.

Yeah, but you know what else could kill you? What's that? When he finished the job and shot him in the head. Oh. You see, he was mad because he fucked up his, he had perfect head shots on everybody. Yeah, that is annoying. So he's like, fuck it. I killed my whole family.

You know what I'm going to do right now? I'm going to go get some of that food out of the oven. So he goes into the kitchen. It's like I wouldn't have an appetite after this, but I would... No, that's just me. Fixed himself up a plate, Carl. It sits down at the kitchen table, and here's the problem. Just around that time as he's sitting down, all covered in blood at the table with his food and the gun sitting on the table next to him.

His older brother Jed, you know, the one who's dead in the basement. Yeah. Yeah. His girlfriend... Comes alive? No. Becomes a zombie? No.

His girlfriend, April bus. unannounced shows up walks in from the grass walks into the kitchen sees the bodies opens her mouth to say something and Seth shoots her right in the fucking face gets up and shoots her now all right we needed some kind of relief in this story that's good those are uh just kidding so there's dad there's mob there's grandpa there's his brother and then there's the there's the girlfriend over there the end of April. So, uh, the entire sequence takes less than a half of an hour, Carl.

Okay. He finishes his food. Mm-hmm. Around two o'clock, he calls his best friend Stephen Wallace and asks him to come over. He's like, it's half time. You want to come over? Hey, Stephen, you got to come over here. You got to see this.

Yeah. So Wallace has arrived, sees the carnage, and decided to stick around for the next 10 hours. The two teenagers wrapped the bodies in sheets, discussed burying them. And then they gave up because the body. bodies were too heavy and the ground was frozen. Yeah, that's the problem with killing people on Thanksgiving, for sure. Yeah. Wait for the 4th of July.

That's what I always say. Murder your family on the 4th of July. You dig a hole. There is no person I've ever known in my life that if I showed up at their house and he had murdered their family, I'd be like, where's the shovel? Right. There's no person of the history of my life that I would do that far. This kid, Stephen Wallace, listen to this shit.

He shows up there. What they decide to do is stage a sloppy robbery scene in, That's smart. So Wallace takes the gun and the magazine. Everyone does my mom's stuffing. Over here to steal it. So he really doesn't have a plan. He thought he was just going to go bury them all and be like, where do my family go?

I wish they would disappear and they were gone. I broke the wishbone. Planning is not as strong suit. Yeah. I mean, this is a fucking psychotic thing. And the fact that his friend is helping him is even worse. The friend takes the gun and the magazine and throws it into a pond 10 miles away from the house, returns

a video to Blockbuster goes to a... Can it be more 1998? Am I right? Yo, I remember the 90s. He goes to a church event for an alibi, then comes back to help Seth continue.

There's church on Thanksgiving? Apparently. Church is trying to take over Thanksgiving now? Fuck off. We'll give you Christmas. We'll give you Easter. All right? You don't get Thanksgiving. He goes back to the house to help Seth Mapa Blue. and scattered drawers

and set the place up to look like it was a robbery So they're doing this for hours It's now just about midnight And April's parents are wondering Where the fuck their daughter went? Sure So they're driving around

Looking for their daughter And they head over towards The old Panicki Prevecki place Because her boyfriend lives there And when they get there She the lights Scare Seth and Stephen

And they go running out The back of the house into the woods and the parents see this they just see two people at midnight running into the woods like well what the fuck is that's suspicious so they go and they knock on the door and they find the door is uh not locked because obviously they're trying to stage a robbery right and they go inside to find their dead daughter fun call the cops the police show up and immediately start searching the woods and the first thing they notice is stupid stephen wallis is just standing on the edge of the woods looking out the dumb friend he's standing there so the cops catch him and immediately he says

Seth did it oh Seth he made me uh help him even though I hung out for 10 hours I would do the same thing please he was gonna give me some of that beer he was buying he said I owed him one yeah so where's Seth now this kid hit out for 13 hours he held up in a neighbor's barn and then a former classmate recognized him on the highway hitchhiking the next morning called the sheriff's department they catch him and when he says lawyer lawyer lawyer only thing the kid will say sure then without a lawyer he starts blaming his dead brother for the whole thing okay that smart it was supposed to be a murder suicide and my brother did it all and then i was like no so so we had to pop his brother because his brother was going to kill him

first right okay i believe that no you shouldn't you got him in the back of the head of watching TV that makes sense yeah perfect the story obviously collapses pretty quick yeah and by the next day he uh confesses and he says the reason he did this fun no the reason why this guy is the biggest creep on thanksgiving yeah is he said that my dad um told me that he and mom don't love me anymore okay i mean they don't and rightfully so i mean you've been fucking ruining I mean, every peaceful moment he's had. Ruining Thanksgiving, so there's that. I mean, oh.

Mom's cooking such a nice fucking dinner and this fucking good. Mom and Dad don't love me anymore, so I had to murder Grandpa and April and Jed. What a little bitch. Oh my God. So, fun fact, now they start going over this thing and they're claiming, he's claiming,

my dad said this to me and I fucking snapped and went crazy. Well, they start doing a little bit of research and then they find video of him the night before Thanksgiving at a local sporting goods store trying to buy ammo and being told by the clerk you're not old enough to buy ammunition. You need to leave. Oh, okay. Well, so he didn't get it. They found that footage. And then they talked to a family member and aunt who said the reason he was upset is because he got a C and his dad took his car away. Dude, you weren't studying?

He got a C. Come on, man. And his dad took his car away. It wasn't a pop quiz. You knew the test coming up. So he murdered everyone in his family, including the innocent girlfriend of his brother. How old was he at this time? He's a senior in high school, 17. Dude, having a car is really important. Do you remember being a senior in high school? Yes.

My car was very important. Sure, but I'm not going to murder my family over it. Well, they never took it away from me. I don't know what would have happened. They were smart. Way to go, Jeannie. Carl, on May 27, 1999, he pleaded no contest to five counts of first degree murder in five felony firearm charges.

He cried in court, and he was sentenced to life without parole. Stephen Wallace charges an accessory was acquitted later that year after arguing he had acted under terror and duress. Oh, what a pussy. Yep. Two little fucking pussies. But for the next 11 years, Seth accumulated 32 prison misconduct tickets, drugs, weapons, gambling, fighting.

And on the morning of July 15th, 2010, Carl, we have kind of a happy ending here. He and two other inmates hijacked a prison semi-truck at the Kincross Correctional Facility and they used it to smash through the perimeter fence. Fuck yeah. And made it roughly 100 yards from the prison when the truck stopped because all the shit from the fence was underneath it and it fucking, the thing fucking gives out. And they decided to book it and jump out. But the snipers, boom.

Really? Right in the fucking head. They just took them out for that? up they shot him right in the fucking head just like they shot that was a thing you're not supposed to escape from there yeah but there's prison sniper they warned you and say hey I want that job I have a pretty steady hand I want the job of a prison sniper it's probably better than be doing the ice thing right I was only up drinking all night I'm fine how often do you get to do that though as a prison sniper you're like my job's boring as shit yay yay yeah they're excited well the

fucked up part was the other surrendered yeah and Seth was the only one who decided to run away, and that's when they were like, okay, they fired one time, boom, right in the head, dead. Someone should make a movie about that guy. The biggest creep on Thanksgiving that it'll be called. No, I'm talking about the sniper. Oh. The guy who's just like, I don't know, my job's going nowhere. It's no fun.

He's like kicking the dog on his way to work. And then he gets there, he goes home, he gets to shoot a guy. He's all excited. I mean, it wouldn't be a long movie. I guess you have to develop some subplots, but. Sure. Sure. What am I Hollywood? I don't know what I'm talking about.

You don't. You clearly don't. You would probably be in charge of a studio because it sounds like you would make terrible, terrible movies. I'd be like Weinstein. Einstein? You're a jerk off in a plant. Sometimes. He died at 30 and the method of death was identical to the one he had used on his family, 12 Thanksgivings earlier, Carl. Beautiful.

Well, that's exciting. That's my creep. Seth Pravaki, everybody. You could vote at patreon.com. slash the creepoff. The creepoff.com for a link to that. All right. Let me present to you Christopher Gattis, 59-year-old man. If you want to show the photo of him for us.

I sure do, buddy. All right. This is Christopher. And Christopher was a youth pastor at the Grace Lutheran Church. He married Jeanette Coons. God, damn it. He married Jeanette Coons in 2009. She had a daughter named.

Candace. In 2017, they're in Chester, Virginia. They're having Thanksgiving. And Candice has her boyfriend with her, Andrew Butthorn. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What time? I heard it pronounce Boothorn, but I also heard Buthorn. Let's get past that. Can we? Does he come from a mature enough to get past? Does he come from a family of musicians? Can we just get past this? Butthor. Every time he farts. Ah, is it butthorn? I get it. It's probably Boothorn. Butthorne. But the news report said butthorn so that's the name of this episode butt horn all right god damn it i need people to listen to the presentation here but just but horn of plenty

we can't just focus on but horn it's creepsgiving for Christ's sake oh man all right so uh so this guy he's got his his wife there and she has the daughter and his daughter is the boyfriend you want to show my other picture this is the family together having in a grand old time. Oh, I don't like her haircut. Oh, she's got the Brenda Warner. I don't love it. She might deserve this.

The boyfriend kind of looks like Christalia's giving me Cristalia Vives. Oh, man, he definitely thinks he's funny. I shouldn't have said that. He looks like he's about to say, do you listen to podcasts? So this couple, she's 30, he's 36. They move in with him. So it's, you know, he married the mother and they move in. and he thought they were losers.

They're both physical therapists. He's like, you can't afford your own place? Like, I don't watch you living here. His stepdaughter and her boyfriend's living with them. You know, I just got married. I want to, you know. Well, this is 2017. So they've been married for eight years at this point.

And he's not thrilled that they're living there. And so they're having Thanksgiving. And on Thanksgiving day before dinner, the couple is out relaxing in their hot tub in the backyard. Nice. And Christopher goes on. just like, hey, when are you two going to get the fuck out of my house? Why are you still living here?

And then the wife comes out, no, no, we love having them. He's just being a cranky douche. Stop it. He's great. They're great. They're great. He's like, all right. Yeah, it's awesome.

So then they sit down and have a Thanksgiving dinner. Christopher's very quiet. And he's downing the wine. He's just looking at him like so resentful. He's fucking assholes just live in my house. They're in their 30s. What are they doing? Why is this happening?

They were in my hot tub. I want to be in my hot tub. After dinner, they started playing a board game. Everyone's pouring wine. They're all drinking and having fun, getting drunk, talking loud, laughing. I fucking hate board games. Christopher is seething.

These fucking people coming to my house, drink all the wine, have all this fun, be really annoying. Did I mention this guy carries a loaded 45 caliber handgun everywhere he goes in the house? You didn't. Okay. So he's packing. He's packing some heat.

And he comes into the kitchen and everyone's having fun in there. And his wife is pouring another glass of wine for her and her daughter. She's so clumsy. She spills the glass of wine. Wine goes all over the place, right? And Christopher goes, all right. I've ended up. That's my breaking point.

We're spilling red wine now. This is acceptable on Thanksgiving for you assholes. the Christopher pulls out as God and shoots his wife in the back and everyone's like whoa whoa dad overreaction what's going out over here they're pretty like

turned off by this behavior so he's like oh you didn't like that so he turns to the stepdaughter shoots her also in the back so then he turns to the boyfriend Andrew Butthorn is his name

oh you're going to get butt slammed butthorn And he's, okay, well, now that you said that. Whoa, you got butt slam. So this guy is crouched behind a table. He's like, I'll go. I'll leave. I don't want to be out here.

Let me get my shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have to live here. I have friends. It's fine. I'll get out of here. So this guy made it as far as the front yard, but he did get shot in the back. So this guy, Christopher. unloaded all 11 rounds from his handgun into his family.

Now, a neighbor heard the gunfire. Okay. Called the police. So the police come and Christopher goes, they all try to gang up on me. They're all trying to kill me. We were a play monopoly. They were all pissed off. I was so good at it.

Yeah, right. And they all came after me. I purchased boardwalk and they couldn't take it. They were so pissed. Let me tell you what my strategy is. I buy those cheap properties. I put hotels on them. oh does that make everybody mad i'm telling you officer so you land on baltic avenue and

500 bucks every time right it's a problem uh so uh the cost of buying it on account that everyone was shot in the back so eventually he just fasses up i actually have a news report if you want to uh play my news report clip male subject on a grant he's got your gunshots to the stomach police found 36 year old andrew butthorn we have two uh females down in the kitchen Copy two inside, no post. Butthorn's 30-year-old girlfriend, Candice, Coontz, and her mother, Jeanette Gaddis, shot and killed at the home they all shared. Got a Chris Gaddis on scene. Do you question, PD.

With Jeanette's husband, Christopher Gaddis, who turned himself in and is charged with their murders. So Christopher Gaddis, youth pastor. Okay. murders his entire family on Thanksgiving because someone spilled some wine. On August 16th, 2018, he was sent a child. Let's do 58 years in prison. Vote for Carl at patreon.com slash the creep off. And let's make mini spin the wheel next week.

Wouldn't that be exciting? I have a question. Yeah, please. You really think that's a good creep? Oh, that's a giant creep, yes. Well, sure. Should I mention youth pastor? Yeah, you did.

I did. It's like, okay, he's got these freeloaders in his house spilling wine on his carpet. All of these people were awful. What he did was he took back his own truth and his own. house. I don't remember my kid was a whiny little fucking bitch. Vinnie and I have been doing the show for over three years now.

Five years, Carl. Five years, Carl. Five years, Carl. Five years. Oh, shit. Started right before the pandemic, I recall. Why's what you have been fun, uh? Over five years, video I've been doing the show.

Never once did we discuss that, hey, when you get done arguing your creep, I'll go back and re-argue my creep and say that your creep's not very good. But Vinny does this every time. Because he's a cheating cheater who deserves to spin the five years. Vote for car. at the creep up. Carl. I think we need to add a new segment to the show.

Okay. Here's what I'm to propose. Okay. Carl tries to figure out what show he's on. We should have closing arguments. Oh, that's actually a really good idea. And that's what I've been trying to do is just give a closing argument. You know what I've said?

Now that you've said that, it makes a lot of sense because I don't know who you're going to present. You don't know how I'm going to present. Right. So it's interesting that we can be listening along and then go, well, this is why you don't have a good creep. Closing arguments, and we get to go back and forth. Yeah. Which is what I've been trying to do with you for five years, and you just figured it out. Thank you.

All right. So the reason why Vinnie's creep is not a creep is because the lions were going to lose, and Detroit fans hate it when the lions lose on Thanksgiving. So he was able to murder the family before they watched that awful defeat that was going to bum everyone out. Vote for Carl. Ah, Tuki's unpaid staff. Good point. If Carl wins this, it's rigged.

All right. What the fuck up. See, that's my final argument. You get to get troll the channel. Argument. Oh, God damn it. Just fucking with you, buddy. All right, everybody.

I have some news for you if you're going to be on Patreon. Ian Burnson, just makes it up. No one is fact-checking this. Yeah, no kidding. I should just come in here like, so poster TV mount is my creep this week. And what he did was raped everyone in the world. My creep is April Macy. All right, I'm voting for you

God damn it Big poster over in Friday I know, I know I know it's amazing Thanks Kaylee Kaley says Vinny's kicking butt Oh shut up That's not the real

That's obviously a fake Kaylee No that's what's over with Kaylee That's our good friend Who if she's free And wants to do the creep off with me On the Monday You're not going to be here

I'm off a week from today I'm traveling on a week from today Monday I'm going down to WTP Studio South Which is nice Because WGB Studios North is really fucking noisy right now you need some time, you know, in the pool.

Time. Producer Chris and me. Jenny Jingles. Chris is going with you? Yeah. We got a whole crew coming. Oh. It'll be fun. That sounds like a great time.

We're doing Thanksgiving down there. I love it. All right, kids. Kaylee says she's in. Oh, sweet. All right, Kaylee. We're going to do it. But she does not represent me, okay?

Because she's going to suck at this game. She's played it before. She's been on before. Yeah, she stinks. Oh, we'll just do like a scum parade. Perfect. We'll do the, uh, holiday, scum parade it'll be great for everybody all right uh what time is it now carl i think it's time for

carl's cop cam i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me car's cop can lose all your rights ruin your life this one comes in from bugle me this been sending me a lot of great cop cams lately and what happens here is you have this um this couple they've been out drinking nice and uh they get pulled over and they're um well off they got a lot of money oh no they they think they know people and have connections and stuff so when they get pulled over they're confused by this they're like well we're not black people what's what's going out of here officer i think you've mistaken us for somebody who's a criminal no see we're wine drunk

officer. Right. So clip number one, they don't understand how traffic stops work, obviously. Hey, shut your door. Shut your door. Shut your door. Shut the door. Signal 44. Hey, back in the car. What's happening? Get back in the car. Turn the car off. Step it up, please. All right. Turn the car off. Sit back here. All right. What are you doing?

I'm going home. Okay, stand right here. Okay. Any weapons in the car? No. Okay. Keep your hand out of your pocket. Okay.

Lean against your car. Okay. Okay. What's going on here? Why is she getting out? Um, because we saw you following us. Yeah. It's a traffic stop.

You don't get out of the car in a traffic stop. What traffic stop? Which traffic stop we're talking about, officer? Uh, this one. What wife? Right. That's the one that we're talking about. He seems like he's had a few. When it took him about that extra couple seconds to say, going home, I realized.

Yeah, what do you have to? You might be wrong. We were going to hit another, but I mean, going home. That's where we're going. Very responsible us, too. So then the question comes up because the officer is noticing what I'm noticing. He seems intoxicated. The question comes up, how much of you had to drink?

Let's find out. Do you see the police lights? Yeah. Yeah. It just happened right there. It's called a traffic stop. Okay. It just happened right there.

How much we had to drink tonight? Um, a little bit. Just a little bit? Yeah. All right. All right. First off, a little bit is no way to consume alcohol. That's not fun at all.

Who's doing that? This guy's breaking all the rules. You just had a little bit of alcohol? What's the point? Don't do that. I like that he goes, you ever been in the traffic side before? Yeah, yeah, I just saw one.

It was right over there. Yeah, it was us pulling you over, buddy. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about, too. We're both there, actually. I think about it. Pretty good. This woman can not stay in the fucking car,

ready, clip number three. Okay. And then the stop sign back there, you stopped all the way past the stop bar, the white line on the ground, you have to stop behind it. Hey, shut your door. Stay in the car.

Stay in the car. Stay in the car. Stay there. Hey, stay there. Sir, sir, stay back over there. Listen to me. Step over there. Okay, I'm trying to go.

Okay, I'm trying to cover. Okay, I'll stay in the car. Stay in the car. Are you, are you kidding me right now? Stay back then. Hey, I'm telling her to go in the car. Stand over here. Hey, we are right now.

Stand over here. We are right there. Get back in the car. All right, it's fine. I'm going to talk to the car. Get back in the car. In the car. All right.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Let go. Don't touch me. Stop. Fighting one, two, actually.

Oh, no. Hey, we are, we are at home right now, turn around, turn around. The home base fallacy. Yep. We're almost home, officer. I think we're safe. Sprint, run for it. Just run to the house.

You'll be safe there. Go, go, go. Unbelievable. This woman, she might as well just said, like, officer, we're obviously very white. This is a nice SUV that we're driving and I don't know what the problem is here. She's a twat.

She's got nice tits though. Did you notice her rack? Yeah, it's the first thing I noticed. And then her personality was actually so bad. I stopped looking. Yeah. But if I'm the cap, I'm going, all right, well. Well, why do you think he grabbed her?

Get over here. There's some perks. It's not a great job being a police officer, but there's some perks. All right. So the worst instructions ever coming up by clip number four. Okay.

Get down on the ground right now. Hey, secure her right now. No, Matt Leo. Hey, babe. Batley Leo. Babe, walk home. Babe, walk home. Hey.

What are he doing with it? Hey. He's like, walk home. Meanwhile, they're like, stay in the car. Don't go anywhere. What do you do? He's like, bam, bam, bam. Just walk home.

I'll take care of this whole ridiculousness. misunderstanding, you just walk home. Cheers. What a fucking pain in the ass this has to be. I mean, you know you're in a neighborhood like this. When you get assigned as a cop, right? You know, none of them want to work in the inner city. But I would rather do that compared to deal with this.

Yeah, our buddy Johnny Furica, I think, enjoyed being of the inner city. He's got a lot of good stories because of it. This is nonsense. This is not a good story when you're a cop. So, oh, tell me a good story. Well, this drug bitch ran away from me. I told her to walk home. Oh, you don't say.

She was coming from a gala. Oh, wow, okay. Tip number five, they try to explain to him. No, no, no, no, we're on your side, officer. We're the good guys here. My eyes just rolled so far back in my head. Look at our, look at our license plates. Guys, we are all for a cuff.

Gotcha. Look at our license on plate. Step over here. Look at our license plate. We have, we have a blue lace on the rudder. Look at our license. Blue Lives Matter. Like, this is crazy.

Now, Vinny, I think that if you have a license plate cover that says Blue Lives Matter, you should be allowed to drive as drunk as you want. Drive drunk all day long. I just got a letter in the mail from the Brighton Police Department. Oh. I don't actually live in Brighton, but whatever. I'm close enough, I guess. And if you give them 50 bucks, they'll send you a little decal.

You can put next to your registration, which has been up for months now. I think about it on your car. And I do that from time to time. It's actually $50 to have a cop be like, oh, you know, someone in the divorce? Of course, I know everyone in the forest. So I'm going to, I want to join the Italian Police Benevolence Association of Rochester. That's a thing. Yeah.

They have all sorts of good perks for us Paizans. Right. Yeah. And he's breaking the wall all the time. So that makes sense. And all the cops in downtown are like Italians now. It's pretty great. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I mean, it's not the worst thing. It probably doesn't help them when they're not obeying orders. They seem wasted to be like, Blue Lives Matter. See the thing on the thing opposite? We're on your side. This is ridiculous because I bought a license. It says I like you.

Well, it's worse than that many. It turns out this guy's being targeted by the police because of political affiliations. Listen to this next step. Is he like a communist? I have your wallet. Okay. Just sit down for me. All right.

All right. I will. Thank you. Hey, bro. I'm a good guy and I know people are trying to target me because I don't think that has anything to do with it. Yeah, it does. That's neither here nor there right now. This poor guy, he voted for Trump. Of course he's getting targeted.

This is what happens in 2025, the society. Dude, I got to tell you something. Yeah. This is a real fucking thing with people. Trump fans. I know. They feel very persecuted everywhere they go. And they're very thin skin.

Oh, I know. Kaley and the Chaz says, my friend's a cop, do you know him? That's the move. That's what you're supposed to say when you get pulled over. Oh, I was just talking to my buddy who's a cop. You know him? Don't do that. That actually doesn't work at all.

So this guy's being targeted because he's a Trump supporter. No, he isn't. He's not just either here nor there. He's being targeted because he's a drunk who doesn't understand how traffic Stop's worth. Dude, so this is what I don't understand about this. And I know police officers have called in and we've talked to Johnny about this. The field sobriety test, it seems like so unnecessary.

It seems just a reason to humiliate people because at this point, you know they're wasted. Yeah. Right. I always thought that's what it was. Why else would they make you get out of your car and dance for them? Right. I mentioned I've had, I've done this before, right? Yeah, you passed, right?

I did. I did have to blow into a breathalizer, though, so I must have not been that good. He was so drunk that his club. feet walked straight it was incredible it actually worked out for me incredible i told the story but the guy goes you've been drinking i go yeah i had a couple beers and he goes what kind i said miller white the question is that what kind they weren't IPAs i'll tell you that i don't like IPAs you want to try try some all right so chip clip seven this is the field sobriety test okay with your eyes and your eyes only without turning your head is to follow that red light okay okay

still okay okay trying I understand just do your best to keep your head still okay you're still turning your head yeah okay yeah when you went that way I couldn't see the light just try to look as far as it can without turning your head yeah I'm good bro I don't know we just got to get through these and okay all right all right why is he moving his head every time don't move red yeah I know got it No, I know. I got it. Yep.

All right. Yep. Where's the lake? No, I'm just saying, no, I'm not moving my head. I'm definitely not moving my head. People in the chat or say, is this Johnny Damon? Because it really does look. No, it is.

Because it really does look like him. Yeah, when he had to shave his beard when he went to the Yankees. He only gets that reference. All right. My clip number eight, he starts bragging about what an athlete he is. This is impressive. Well, then it's definitely not Johnny Damon. Oh, bro.

run a 4.240 right now. Awesome. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. It's pretty good. Actually, Johnny David was in center field. He probably did run a 424. Yeah, but his knees were gone by the end. All right. Fair enough. He can't do it today. I agree with you on that. Ian Birdsong is saying 100% it is Johnny David. Okay. Well, if that's the case, and this is way more interesting that I thought it was.

He continues to fail miserably. He couldn't do the heel to toe thing. He's tried counting while standing on one foot. I don't know why they put him through all these things. He couldn't even, like, not move his head during the flashlight thing. Yeah, you think he could count now? Yeah, right. Doesn't make any sense. Well, actually, clip nine, here's him trying to count on one foot. I'm just tired. I understand. I've been working all day.

And whenever you're ready, you can begin. One thousand one, thousand two, one thousand three. It's kind of a tough position of one thousand one. Two, one thousand three, a thousand four.

Okay. All right. So what are we doing? This goes out and out of that. It's like he's drunk. I'm going to go ahead and say, not a great showing. Nope.

He goes, yeah, this is really difficult for me on because I drank so much tonight. This is a really tough position, you know, the hokey pokey. Yeah. Wait,

do I put my right foot in or my right foot out? You need to explain this to me, sir. So this is actually a funny move. I've never seen a police after to do this before. Maybe this is a thing that they do. The way he cuffs him is kind of creative in my next clip. All right. Okay, put your arms out like this. Kind of like back, kind of like you're flying like Superman. Yeah. And lean forward just a little bit. Now you're

going to shut your eyes and count down from 60 to zero. So 6 zero down to zero. Okay. 60, 59, 8, 7, 503. Just keep counting for me. 55, here comes a surprise. Just keep counting. 55, 54, 53. Idiot. 3. 52. No, you're not right. Just walk with that.

Come on, Johnny. Walk with me. All right. His name is Johnny. Fuck. Is this Johnny David for real? Did Johnny David get a DUI and you didn't even fucking know about it? It didn't say it in the description of the clip.

Hold on. Is that Johnny Damon? He's too young to be Johnny Damon, right? Although his Johnny Damon would have a wife with big fake tits. Bro. It's Johnny David. It really is Johnny David. Four times the legal limit.

Four times the legal limit. come on for real people will be this didn't tell me this when he sent it in bro i pull it up the story he can run a 4 240 i knew it oh it's absolutely it really is johnny damon holy shit that's funny bro oh no he was almost home that's why he's so excited about being home safe that makes perfect sense now holy shit he was doing a sack fly so that his wife could get That's smart. Oh, my God. No wonder his wife had such good tits.

This makes all the sense of the world now. Red Sox contract followed by a Yankees contract. You can afford some nice tits. Yeah. With that. But you know what you can't buy? Apparently dignity. Stan like Superman.

And the guy's still counting down as he's getting cuffed. I'd be like, all right, you got me. You know what I mean? He's still playing. Hey, 52, 51. Terry Frank Coda told me to do this once. He batted 284 in his career. That's impressive.

He blew up. He blew a 300. He batted 284 in person. Oh, God. That's why they're targeting Johnny Damon. He voted for Trump. Oh, Johnny. What are you doing?

It makes sense now. They're targeting to me because I'm a Major League Baseball star. I was even reading through the comments on this and no one brought up that it was Johnny David. That's insane. Well, he has a very distinctive head. Yeah, Pugulke me and this is here in the chat. He's the one who said this to me. He goes, I was two folks on the girl's tits.

Right. He said this to me, and he goes, tits plus cop cam. And my clip number 11 is where the wardrobe malfunction happens. Well, why is it taking us so long to get to that? I'm sorry. Her move is sticking out. I have gloves on, I guess I'll fix it. She's going to my car.

I volunteer. You got it. I got it. Sal ball. Yeah, I'm going to. Yeah, I'm going to. Thank you. It's okay.

Follow me back here, Miss. I'm going to pick this up right here so he doesn't fall. All right. All right. You know, I do love the future where we live today. A lot of amazing things have happened. We don't have flying cars, but everything else is pretty cool. Can we have a version of YouTube where it doesn't blur the titties?

We're all adults here, right? Get to sign into your account. You're 18 plus. Why am I watching this video and I can't see your titty popping out? kids that fucking ruin everything that's annoying all right

clip number 12 speaking of kids she has children to attend to thirsty no I have to go home to my children you're under arrest no just follow no I have to go home to my children

my kids are no I can't I'm sorry I can't I'm sorry I can't listen I'm telling you kids. I have six children. At least come home with me and watch my children.

All right. Yep, yep. I'll babysit your kids for you. Dude, that's my new job. They fixed her shirt and they still have her boobs covered. I know. I think they're popping. I think those things are popping. You think she's going to be a good mom to her six children right now? Yes.

Those kids can get whatever they want right now. They go in the car and they find a solo cup full of wine that she was drinking. You called it on the wine before. Oh, of course that she's wine drunk. Uh, clip 13 of the charges. Right now, you're going to take a seat in here, okay? Keep your cuffs behind you.

Okay. All right, we'll come check on you in a minute. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay, that's fine. All right. We're going to walk up towards, we're going to walk towards those lights over there.

Okay. This gentleman's going to speak with you for a few minutes. Once we're done with that, We're going to go into another room and I'll be able to get some water and a few, okay? Okay, sounds good. Michelle was charged with battery upon a peace officer and resisting with violence for which her bond was set at a total of $2,500, while Johnny was charged with DUI and resisting without violence, for which his bond was set at $1,000. They don't even explain this Johnny Damon. They just say Johnny.

There is. Fucking Johnny David. Round on the basis. So I did a little research here while we were watching that, and he cut a deal. He cut a plea deal. You ready for this? Yeah, it's here. His lawyer,

he didn't say his lawyer's first day, but his last name is Mr. Hyman said his client agreed to a pre-trial diversion program that includes making a charitable donation, along with completing a designated number of community service hours. Okay. Hey, Johnny, come sign some autographs to the kids at the ballpark. Yep. No problem.

The kids are like, who is this guy? And the prosecutors agreed to drop the DUI case upon completion of the program. You know, I just wish the rich people had a little bit easier in this country than they do, you know? It's just not fair. Fun, Johnny Damon fact, I forgot about this. He's one of the only two athletes to win a World Series with New York and Boston. Very rare event because Boston never wins World Series. They won like three in the last...

They've won three in the last... 20 years, 25 years? No, no, no, no. They've won two in the last... 2008? Yeah, they've won two in the last 20 years. Okay. And the one before that was 1918.

Okay. You got to come back over a hundred years. You and far between. correct. Why do I know these things? Who cares? We're doing the Creepaubon. Let's listen to voicemails. We're talking baseball. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

Well, we may have lost in Notre Dame 70 to 7, but the good news is we got a free trip to Indiana. See you in Syracuse. They were up 21. to nothing on Syracuse before they even had an offensive possession. Yikes. So whatever that's worth to you. Our O'PalDP checking in.

Hey guys, it's your O'PelDP. I haven't been able to listen since May, but don't worry, I've been paying you guys the entire time. Good man. Anyhow, just got finally caught up the last episode. I think the real creep is the United States military.

Like, you were trying to rape and strangle a woman? Kid, I like you. your energy. Have you ever thought about signing up for the military? It's true. You're going somewhere. Somewhere with brown people. Anyhow, love you guys. Come to school

tomorrow. No, I'm not followed for that again. I'm not following that one. Not following that again. Vinnie, Carl, there's a huge problem with people saying half a decade. I know this is an old school issue, but holy shit, it takes so much less

time. When you say almost half a decade it's so much faster to just say three years four years five years five years is still a lot less right than saying half a decade if it's not a fucking decade then just say what it is eight years nine years half a decade fuck you who said half a decade okay so this goes back to uh maddox's he he maddox about this over three three hour long documentary about how Dick Masterson's is stalker. And he kept talking about like, Well, he keeps looking in my windows.

He's been doing this for over half a decade. And Dick's just like, who says half a decade? Who says over half a decade? What does that even mean? Hey, fun fact about the creepoff. We've been doing this show for over half a decade. Yes, over half a decade. That's true.

Yeah. It is annoying. I have a voicebound for us. Please. This is for the creep off. Hey, Vanny. Love you. I've voted three times for you.

um this is about the cop cam with the black dude allegedly who had the guns coke and the 241 rounds of ammo in his trunk 241 there's a fucker rookie numbers bro you gotta pump that up by like i don't know like i definitely don't have over 10,000 rounds in my house no way so but yeah i mean other people probably have a lot of stuff and like you know like 50 guns and drum mags and i don't personally know No, I don't believe in firearms, but, yeah, there's a rookie number. He needs to pop those numbers up. All right, fuck you, bye. Hey, how about them bills? How about them bills? Fuck off.

All right. I got one more here for us, Carl. Just listen to the bonus episode this week, that cop cam was something else. I have never in my life been more glad to see police brutality. The fact that that guy got arrested over nothing, just immensely. as one of the coolest people we've ever seen. Can we enough people into the Hall of Fame if they haven't done anything wrong? No.

That one of that guy at the Hall of Fame. He was great. Thank you, fuck, goodbye. He was very funny. I liked him a lot. Yeah, for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, last week in our bonus episode, Carl Brown and a cop cam of this guy who got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of women. And the cops wanted answers as to why it happened, and he would not tell them.

And they got crazier and crazier until it got physical where the cop was going to drag. Well, they dragged this kid off to drill. they got started pushing him and then they tackled him and he never laid a hand on them or anything and then he got arrested mondays am i right and he had very funny jokes he really was funny would what do you want me to cry about it off yeah yeah they go what kind of drugs do you like he seems like he's like he's like i'm on hg ht try to bulk up it's very funny so here's a fun thing that's going on on our patreon this week when you go there to vote uh you can find the links wherever but We're going to do a special for the very first time ever, starting this Thursday on Thanksgiving for all the weekend through Sunday.

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Speaking of Weight Watchers, I did WTP this past weekend with one of the members of our Secret Society. I saw that. Johnny's great, isn't it? Johnny, the audio engineer, was fantastic on the show. He's a lot of fun. Check that out. All right, Carl, I believe that makes it time for a scum parade. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. We'll hear a bad of a guy who fucked his door.

Catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? All right, buddy. Let's start the parade down in Louisiana. Let's meet this red-nosed sad lady. Is that Santa Claus after her beard is shaved?

I don't know, but she is very sad in this picture. Now, this is Leanne Yamorino. She's 45 years old, and she pleaded no contest, Carl. Okay. For having sex with a 14-year-old boy who went to his daughter, to her daughter's school. I think she's guilty of not being out enough for that. Agreed. Agreed.

She's getting 26 years for this. Okay. this was her 14 year old daughter's friend she was also sexting at least five other teenagers so wait there's four dummies who couldn't seal the deal with this troll she looks like a problem and that's hilarious is she's sexting with these kids and they're just like ah she's just fucking around and then one kid's like no i'm actually fucking her like oh she's not fucking around and all the other four and went ew really we're just fucking her out yeah that's that did she send you nudes because there's no way get it up for this thing

Her young daughter addressed the court on Tuesday, Carl, at her sentencing, begging for her mom to get the maximum penalty for ruining her family's life. Teen girls are going to be so overly dramatic. Mom, you ruined our lives. We're going to send her away to prison forever. She got her grant. She granted her wish because I believe they got a female judge here, and she wasn't a fan of this.

She gave her the maximum 10 years in prison for both counts. She faced for carnal knowledge, as well as three years for each and decent behavior charge. That's true. A male judge would have just rolled his eyes. Like, oh, no, she sucked the guy's dick. That poor teenager.

Clerk, get her number. The consecutive sentence will add up to 26 years. She'll be 70 when she's able to be free again. See how horny you are then, bitch? And Carl, here's the other fucked up part. This 70-year-old dried-up gal when she gets out has to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life. I know.

It's unnecessary. How fucking weird is that going to be in the nursing home? You ought to watch out for Leanne. She's a saxophone. I mean, her kink is teenager, so I'm sure it'll be fine. Be careful if your grandchildren come over to the nursing home. Leanne's around. Yeah, this is not Stacey's mom.

Good call Rocco Orby doesn't do. Oh my gosh, we got to catch up on. We totally forgot that it's super chat Monday, didn't we? We sure did. We've abandoned this. Hunter Duke says the Dukes with their attorney will be in Vegas to explain Trey Misfits is too expensive to explain in South Carolina. mind, but nothing like Toe and a hot tub.

I know it's super chat. It's too expensive to explain the super chat. Got it. I didn't know what that meant. I know. As CEO, he draws me up to. Okay. JFK's head chunk, 5350, thanks for the two bucks. Spoiler, he blew over his batty average. That's hilarious. Everybody knew this

about me. I'm the one who pulled all these clips last night. B.P. Schlicht 4565. Thanks for the five, very. It is Johnny Damon. Google is mugshot. It's the same shirt. No shit. That's hilarious. Carl does no research. Everybody vote for Vinny. Rock Orby, 2002, thanks for the 10 bucks. Drunk guy looks like the typical libertarian who claims the DUI checkpoints are

unconstitutional, but gets a mad to me for suggesting we should apply the Second Amendment on drunk drivers. Hold on a second, Rock Orbit, we do those to do? I agree the DUI checkpoints are unconstitutional. And that's, by the way, both times I've been pulled over as because of checkpoints. Do you have the- I drive very well? I drive the speed limit.

I make complete stops and stop signs. Do you have the delete loss pamphlet available? I think I haven't memorized. Kind of like the blackjack card, I haven't memorized. Perfect. I know what to do. Perfect. Now, let's talk about these two fucking wackos.

These are a couple of pedophiles, ladies and gentlemen. They've been charged with persuading a minor to make CP, or to make CP, which was found on their computers. But it gets a little more crazy, Carl, because they were trying to hatch it even more insane plan, which is a lot of fun, really. I'd like to discuss it with you. Please explain. Okay. This is Gavin Rivers Weisenberg. He's 21 and Tanner Christopher Thomas.

He's 20. They were indicted for conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies, federal prosecutor said last week. The accused Pito's plan to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the Washington, D.C., homeless population to serve as a mercenary, force as Weisselberg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on this

Haitian island what's the name of this fucking place Port de loser Port to loser They wanted to take an army Insel Who cares Dude they wanted to take their army of

Washington D.C.'s homeless To murder all the men And then turn all the women and children into their sex slaves. See the problem with this plan Benny. It's Gnave Island, it's called. Okay. The problem with this plan is that

these poor Haitian chicks just aren't very attractive. It's not great. It's not great what's going on down there. You don't want to pull up on this? Yeah, that's what I mean. This is my sex sleeve? No thanks. I'm good. Oh, there's different types for different folks. Sure. It's a good point.

Apparently, they took numerous overt acts and furtherance of their invasion plans, including making operational and logistical plans and learning Haitian creole the fed set okay so this is definitely like one of these FBI setups can we both agree on that probably this is the same with uh retchen what's her name the I don't know I like to believe that these two fucking wackos really thought they could do this I'm sure they did I like to think that there's people who have this kind of can do out there in the world I'm sure they did think they could do this I'm sure this was their plan but it was

definitely someone uh one of the feds whispered in their ear and said yeah it'll be really cool as if we did this. Thomas, listen to this, Weissenberg, I'm sorry, enrolled in the North Texas Fire Academy to learn command and control protocols and travel to Thailand to take sailing lessons. Sure, that's why I went to Thailand.

I already know what he's up to. Thailand's where you want to go. What's like slaves? Thomas even enlisted, it's harder to get all of the homeless people to Thailand than it is on a bunch of shitty old boats to get him to Haiti. Good point.

Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to acquire military skills needed for the murderous take over plot said the feds is a new york post by the way yeah it is this is ridiculous this is being reported out this is a bonkers story yeah the story should be two creeps caught with cp also can i just point out if these guys were to go through with this plot that they have it's not going to make haiti worse all hell the new overlord and also all these homeless people in dc they could use an adventure in the caribbean that's fun you're not guess what you're not just smelly homeless now

now you're a smelly pirate yes right it's we're having fun here johnny dep we're not somali pirates we're smelly pirates um when he was in the air force carl he requested to change his assignment from ramstein air force base in germany to andrews air force base in maryland to be close to potential homeless recruits smart uh the pair allegedly planned to storm gonave island um they're fucking crazy they're now faced up to life in federal prison have convicted of the conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap, and a foreign country charges.

It's so stupid. You're going to give him life in prison for a thing that they thought they could pull off and definitely couldn't. Give it to them for the CP, please. Hey, Vinnie. I'm fine with these two. Hey, Vinnie. Yeah. Don't tell the feds, okay? What I'm about to tell you? I have a plan. I'm going to take over the world

and I'm going to steal one of Elon Musk's spaceships and I'm going to fly to Mars and I'm going to take over Mars. No shit. Yep. That's what I'm doing. Can I come to? Yes. Okay. I was actually going to invite you.

I also have a plan. Don't tell the feds. I'm going to help, Carl. Don't tell the feds about this. I'm going to join the Air Force to get all the military knowledge that I need to help you on your plan. I need that. And then what I'm going to do is once you become the king of Mars, I am going to murder you and become the king of Mars. Okay.

And rape all the Martian women. Sweet. Because I am a lunatic like these two. This story is boggers. There's no reason why they should be arrested for these ridiculous. fantasies that they have none of this would ever happen there's like 100,000 people on that island they're going to grab some homeless people with DC and take over it's not going to happen stupid this again they wouldn't even sail to it they would die on trying to sail there what is this

fucking cash Patel doing at the FBI with this shit I know what the fuck is they up to they're still doing this I thought we elected Trump this wouldn't happen anymore but no we're still doing this okay apparently all right let's meet this guy this is uh ludomir alish keysko he's 35 and he currently He's from Russia. I think I had his rookie card. He played for the Flames? No. Played for the Flames in 2007?

Nope. But he was arrested last Wednesday in connection with an attack on his ex-girlfriend over this past summer down in North Miami Beach. Authorities say he managed to find out where his ex left. She left him because she found out he was married to another woman. Oh, I hate when my girlfriend finds out I'm married. It's such a bummer. Why do you always ask questions about me? Why did I wear this today?

God damn it. So authorities say he found out where she lived, goes down to her apartment in Miami, texts her to come outside where he was waiting for in a BMW SUV. Police said after the woman got into the vehicle, he pulls out a knife to her throat and told her, I'm going to kill you and throw you into the ocean. By the way, throwing people into the ocean, not very easy. Rivers is the way to go. Throw, personally throwing somebody into an ocean, it's a lot of work.

It's too much. Have you people noticed that the ocean comes back at you? Yeah, they keep coming back. You're like, all right, I guess I'll throw her further. Just a river. Right in the river. Yep. Or a sewer.

Authority said she tried fighting him, but he overpowered her. And she got a cut to her right form. She kept fighting him off. And during the physical altercation, he placed his knee on her throat and produced an electric clipper where he began to shave off her hair. Fun. He then kept punching her with the closed fish. She was able to free herself and ran back into the apartment looking for help.

He apparently got away until last week, and now he's being charged with the aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, aggravated assault, false imprisonment with a deadly weapon, domestic battery by strangulation, assault and battery, and practicing beauty without a beautician's license. Listen, he's rushing, all right? It's a cultural thing. Can we just respect their culture, please? Put his neck out. He put his knee on her throat and then shaved her head. That's fun. A fucking psycho.

All right. Last creep. You know, this one is actually fucking terrifying. Okay. This is Abel Kai Gabla. He's 25. Close enough. How do you, how would you say, de Blah?

De Blah. Yeah, there you go. All right, de Blah. He's accused of sexual assault and kidnapping after he accessed school grounds and poses a doctor to lure a student into a classroom and assaulted her at Orangewood Elementary School on November 19th in Phoenix. Full disclosure, I pose as a podcaster. So I'm not a. against pretending to be something you're not.

Sure. Okay. But the problem is he's a convicted sex offender who just got out of prison two weeks ago for doing the same thing. Yeah. When officers arrived, they learned an unauthorized man and made it into the school grounds and lured a grade school age girl into a classroom where he essayed her. All right, class time for your annual cervix exam. Get in line, please. Get in line, ladies.

I'm Dr. Gabla. It sounds like a noise. That's not a name. It's not a name. Listen, I don't want to sound racist or anything, but this guy doesn't look very doctor-like. I don't think he would fool me. You know what I mean?

He's not Indian. I'm not buying it. He allegedly drew the attention of the student by impersonating a doctor and expressing to her that he had to, quote, examine her. He was convicted twice in 2021 for sexual conduct with a minor and as a registered sex offender. He was on campus for approximately 10 minutes.

And during that time, he was able to make inappropriate contact with the student. It's reported he was. Actually, two knuckles deep, but just one finger. Elementary school, you know. One of the most fucked up darkest jokes you've ever told. Thank you very much. God, man. It's a holiday.

This is the creepop, everyone. Carl. Not for everyone. It's a niche program we have here. Oh, my God. And that is, he's being held on a $500,000 cash bond with a hearing schedule. Well, he's a doctor. I'll be able to afford that.

December 1st. It's got a nice salary. Oh, man. I've got to go. I have an appointment right now, but I want to tell people that Point Devil Point today in a little while will be on Shulie's channel on Rumble because he's not allowed to stream on YouTube right now because of Suttering John Melendez. So why isn't it just on your channel? Because it's Shulay's turn.

Dude, Rumble rules. You can do anything you want on Rumble. I can't wait to talk about the Jews today. I can't wait to speak my mind about some shit. Subverted surfing is going to be on Rumble tonight as well. Oh. And I have to say, fuck Rumble. It's the worst. But come over and watch the show and have fun.

All right. Yeah, I won't be in my studio. I think I'm going to go over to Cayley's and do it there because my studio is loud and obnoxious. All right, buddy boy. But watch me over on Shulie, the Shulie Network on Rumble at 4 o'clock. Well, let's be congenial to the people watching this and our listeners. Thank you so much for supporting the creep off. We wish you all a very, very happy Thanksgiving with your families.

Even if they're awful, we hope you have a good day and have some good food. we will be back uh i'll be back on monday there's gonna be no bonus on friday but uh i'll be back on monday with cayley apparently so oh boobs i guess that's i guess that's done uh have a great time on uh your thanksgiving trip my friend bye everybody bye everybody it's nice to be important i want to be just like alabama man we're important to be nice good gear I know you're hungry. This is the season. I know you're hungry.

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