The Creep Off - Episode 290: Lucy Does Creep-Off

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ola Creepos, don't want you to forget that Hackamania 3 hack to the future is happening. April 10th to 12th and sunny, fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. And if you want to come and hang out with your boys at the Creep off, you're more than welcome to do that, and you can even save 10% by using the promo code creep. So get your tickets out at hackamania.com. Don't forget, promo code, creep. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. Lucy does creep off. No, this ain't the devilverse. This ain't the Shulay Network. It's the creep-off. It's the goddamn creep-off. The Creep-Off box.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Let's go over this once with Kaylee. Lucy does creep-off. Lucy tightboxes creep-all. No, this ain't the Dabbleverse. It ain't even the Shuley Network. It's the creep-all. It's the motherfucking creep-off. Carl sucks
Starting point is 00:01:37 Vinny Fuggs Let's start the creepball Ola, Cree with the Crapos, welcome to a brand new episode of the Creepoff Joining me today in studio It's hot Cooca Caley From once over with Kaylee, it's Lucy Tightbox. Hi.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Hi, thank you so much for having me, I loved that theme song. It was so cool. I knew you would. It's all about you. I love that. Actually, my favorite part was that TSN gets mentioned, but WATP does not get mentioned. That was my favorite part. Yeah, I know. It's a weird thing. Never mind. I am a sour grape today, everybody, but Kaylee is going to cheer me up. This is so much easier than doing a show with Carl. He's traveling, so as you could tell, Kaylee's here with me. This is going to be a,
Starting point is 00:02:30 fun episode. We've got some scum parade stories lined up and the debut of Kaylee's cop cam. Ow. Yeah, very excited for that. You put together quite the video and I got to tell you, I saw the way you labeled them. I'm excited. We are going to see some unhinged
Starting point is 00:02:47 behavior. It's the creep off we should. So, let's start off with the important things. Carl was winning the last time we did a show, Kaylee. The score was four to three. I know. And this is the part of the show where we normally would have Danny come on and tell us who won. But Danny's not feeling good and she just told me this. So I don't have
Starting point is 00:03:10 anyone to do the results. So I'm just going to give them to you. Here they are. Carl fucking won. He got 53% of the vote and he should fuck off from now until eternity. Oh, Vinny. Poor, poor Vinny. How long has it been since you lost? I don't remember. I think the spring, I think I lost this year in the spring, because I had to watch all of Tom Meyer's stand-up specials and do a live stream. I can't wait to find out what you're going to have to do next. Really? I can wait. I can wait a long time. In fact, I'm going to wait a full week because I'll tell you the results now. But Carl doesn't want to miss me spinning the wheel. I'm not going to spin the wheel today. I'll do it next week when Carl returns. to the studio. So that means, folks, there are some open spots on the wheel.
Starting point is 00:04:06 So if you want to tell us what you think should be on there, consequences for me, please make sure you leave them in the comments on this episode or feel free to super chat them in during the show today. I'd love to read your thoughts. But as always, today is a holiday. It is Super Chat Monday. And it's also new member Monday, Lucy. We have a whole bunch of new members today.
Starting point is 00:04:28 cult film freak reviews became a YouTube member at Fin Cooley became a YouTube member at Real Bacay 45 became a YouTube member Vic Dumbs 2435 became a YouTube member and Drunk Engineer 205 is celebrating their two-month anniversary and they said today's category creepiest lawyer who's never been tricked into representing John Melendez
Starting point is 00:04:48 there might be a couple of them out there that have not so foolishly decided to take on John as a client now hunter duke hit us up with 499 thank you sir for starting this off right this episode is double the smarts double the looks and 100% less club-footed see you in Vegas and miss duke sends her love love to miss duke hi hinder duke hi mrs duke she's such a nice lady rocko or b she is 2002 thanks for the fiber i did change my wifi password to pretty fly for a wifi because unlike carl i actually have a sense of humor oh hi lucy Bye. Ah, Missy B's joining us today. She says Creeps for Kaylee. Hey, Missy B.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Hey, Missy. And Joseph Collins, 628499, said, Did Vinnie's Creep get his buddy to steal the pork on Thanksgiving? If no, then Carl should win. What pork on Thanksgiving? I was in Alabama. I had a turkey. It's all you get is a turkey and fixans or whatever.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Thanksgiving down South, man. Was it delicious? No. No. I come from an Italian family. And the spread that they put out there on Thanksgiving, you got the garlic peas with onions. You got, you know, there's always going to be a lasagna somewhere. You get a little bit of that. You get some turkey. Who talks about the peas first? Those are some of my favorite. Oh, yeah. Thanksgiving, I had those garlic peas. The garlic mashed potatoes. Oh, my God. All that stuff. Down south, what do you get? Green bean casserole? Great. Great. Great. yeah you're not bitter at all oh my god i couldn't be more bitter i spent 15 hours in a car yesterday reading creep stories sitting in traffic fighting my way back here for what to do this today yes for super chat monday come on usually i'm happy when carl is in here but all right so uh let's keep going with the super chats we'll finish those up pretty quick erika annes she's been a member for 27 months she says do i deceive two pieces of eye candy today
Starting point is 00:06:55 Hell yeah, baby. That's us, Erica, and you got it. And Rumpel Trench Coat, a Columbo podcast, 8422 now. Thanks for the fiber. I couldn't possibly miss today's creep off, Ola, Creepos. Great to have you. Happy December 1st, too, to everyone who is joining us. I think the way we were going to start today's show off, Kaylee, now that everybody knows I'm a loser, is really simply.
Starting point is 00:07:22 You ready? Kaylee's Cockham. I can't wait to see calls Caillies Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause cop cam Kaly's lose all your rights ruin your life It's got a good ring to it
Starting point is 00:07:49 Kaley's cop cam I think I'm in for this for sure It actually makes more sense because, like, we could have CCC instead of KCC. I know. Stupid Carl and his dumb spelling of his name. What is that? He says it's the German version, but it's just wrong.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Okay, I'm named after a German mathematician, and my name has a C. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I thought German's only problems with J's. Also accurate. Let's get into cop cam. Are you excited? I really am.
Starting point is 00:08:24 You put this together, Kayle. You said to me the other day, is there anything I could do? Is there something I could present? Is there something I could do? And you throw a cop cam and you were all into it. So let's find out what's going on. I'm pumped.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, we are going to be starting out today with Casey, who is staying at a hotel with his wife, but he just got into an incident down at the hotel bar. And he fled from the cops up to his hotel room. And after refusing to let the cops into his hotel room, they get the hotel staff to open up the door. And shockingly, Casey is going to actually be cooperating quite a bit. So he starts to fight in the bar and runs away from the cops and thinks he can hide in the hotel room.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Thinks he can hide in the hotel room. You will never get away from the police inside of a hotel. No. They immediately get it. Too many cameras, dummy. Let's find out what happens. He doesn't want to do it with these who have something. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:09:18 He doesn't know what's name. Police department. Police. Yeah, you're good. Come on out. Hey. No, I'm talking with you. Where are you at, man?
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'm here. My wife's in bed. I just go on. Look, staff doesn't want you, rest. They just want you gone. We're not doing shit. They're relevant. My wife's in bed.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Okay. She can stay here, but you gotta go. What's your name, buddy? My name is Casey. Okay, okay. All right. My name is Casey. You have done nothing wrong.
Starting point is 00:09:43 So what happened downstairs? Somebody. Talk stupid shit. And I stepped up. That's all. That's all. That's all. I may have done something stupid.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I may have. It's for real, but if somebody fucked you, you do something stupid sometimes. So you could see, he's cooperating a fair amount. His wife is passed out in bed. She is not moving at all, not a single stir. She's got to be the heaviest sleeper that I've ever seen because the cops are in here for like five minutes during this conversation.
Starting point is 00:10:15 She's got two cops and her husband having a little chit-chat, and she is just out. I have to say What I upset about here Is not her sleeping through the two interactions with the cops This guy is doing something pathologically wrong When dealing with the police Always speak in sentences of I
Starting point is 00:10:35 Not they Because when you start saying somebody else did something They did this You look very very guilty You just say hey officer I got a little upset This guy was talking there was a problem Somebody was saying some things that upset me
Starting point is 00:10:49 and I removed myself from the situation I came back up here to go to bed instead of this guy was just talking shit and sometimes when people talk shit you got to do stupid shit back you are an idiot Casey he's an idiot but again at this point he's being pretty cooperative
Starting point is 00:11:04 right considering that he just fled from the hotel bar up to his hotel room tried to lock the cops out he is now telling them his name he's saying hey I'm here I did some stuff let's just you know let's move on All right.
Starting point is 00:11:18 That's what he's trying to do. Well, let's see what happens to the wife. I'm not trying to do anything wrong. We got this hotel room come by her boss. Okay. And if I fuck up, I'm going to cost her her job. I'm sorry. I did what I did.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I'm so fucking sorry. Taking their jail. Do whatever he gets something to do. Leave my life out of it. Please. That's exactly what we're trying to do. You have to go. She can stay.
Starting point is 00:11:44 So again, he's cooperating a fair amount. He's like, just leave my wife alone. I don't want to fuck her over we like this is her job gave us this hotel room but you know he's also not listening that's the the foolish thing as he said they said to him before she could stay you got to go if you really didn't want to make this a big thing for your wife you say no problem can I leave a note can I leave a note of a dresser he is completely all they want him to do is leave that is the only thing they're like you're not going to jail we're not nothing is happening you just got to leave the hotel property that's all
Starting point is 00:12:22 you have to do your wife can stay here you can let her sleep but he will not listen so in clip three we're going to find out what exactly he did i smell a problem yeah that's fine that's going to do that's fine i went downstairs to the bar and i had a drink and somebody said something stupid to me and i reacted and i'm sorry let's what's done is done okay it's not my wife's fault it's that her job's fault. I fucked up. Her job doesn't even have to know what happened here, but they still want you gone. That's it. So simple. So simple. So simple. So he's going to admit that this bar incident was his fault. But he is going to also have a lot of excuses. So you already pinpointed Vinny that he has some issues with talking to the cops. So he's going to start out with excuses in our next
Starting point is 00:13:11 clip. And the first excuse is actually going to be, well, I go to therapy. And And in addition to that, we're also going to get to finally see his wife, Janine, wake up. Fun thing we've learned. Therapy doesn't work, people. We've learned this from Howard Stern and Casey. I go to therapy, but it's hard to stick away when people can fun you, you know, and they want to be fucking shit of you, and they want to confront you and be tough, and I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't. I'll get hurt and we'll go home. We'll never, this will never happen again. I'll just get the fuck out of here. Okay. We have to hang out until you guys do leave. Okay. Okay, I'll get my wife.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yep. Janine. Jane. We gotta go. Oh, you idiots. Don't wake her up, stupid. The police are here. She's out.
Starting point is 00:13:59 We have to leave. We can't stay here. You can't. Janine. No, the police are here. We have to leave. What are you talking about? We can't stay here.
Starting point is 00:14:16 They're mad at me. I have to leave. We all have to leave. The hotel is kicking your husband out. Why? An incident that happened down at the bar. God, I cannot imagine being woken up like this. Also, they're mad at me, is his explanation.
Starting point is 00:14:35 They're so mad at me right now. This is the worst way ever to wake up. There are cops in your room and your husband is yelling in your face. He really is, too. His breath has got to be just booze. I'm surprised that didn't wake her up But this whole They're mad at me
Starting point is 00:14:51 Now we got to go He is not listening They told him Multiple times Your wife could stay asleep Leave her alone But he's still shaking her Oh an idiot
Starting point is 00:15:03 Okay He's he's really He's trying He really wants his wife to get up And he wants both of them to get out At this point Now we're going to get to hear him Described to Janine
Starting point is 00:15:13 What actually happened at the bar I was just being cool we're also going to get to find out what jeanine's sleeping attire looks like because again she's been passed out this whole time um she's she's wearing very appropriate clothes is it going to be uh-oh uh-oh no you're shaking your head no i will find out we'll find out okay depends on what you like we were not going to wake you up because you were welcome to stay however he wanted to wake you up and we have to leave so he's being trespassed from the property heard I instead of that happened down the wall yeah so no we have to go oh my
Starting point is 00:15:54 god what I needed to leave yes what did you do I didn't think anything anything we're leaving somebody was a fucking dickhead to me and I started in the face and I broke some glass and stuff to you. No, I didn't bring any glasses. I slapped somebody in the face and the glasses fell. I'm sorry. Oh my God. I'm waking up. I was supposed to go to sleep. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Okay. So he says, I slapped somebody in the face and then the glasses just fell magically. Oopsie-doodle. No idea. See, I didn't break the glasses. The momentum of my slap across a man's face is what caused the glass to be broken off. And she's got, she got drunk with him and went to bed. Is that what I'm looking at?
Starting point is 00:16:46 Because she's dressed like a school teacher. She is dressed like a school teacher. She, what I am gathering happened is that they were at a work event for her job. And they got too drunk. And the work put them in this hotel room because they could not get home. Really? So the work is like. I don't know why he's dressed like such an idiot.
Starting point is 00:17:08 But, I mean, she's dressed in her professional clothes. she's got like a button-down shirt. I can't imagine passing out like that. Like the fact that she wasn't butt-ass naked when the cops came up to that room is a miracle to me. Because let me tell you, if I am drunk, I am taking all my clothes off before I get into that bad. Man, they're both drunk. You were correct. She passed out.
Starting point is 00:17:27 She had to have passed out. That's why she was sleeping so heavily. But then to wake up to this and then to be the cop watching two drunks who couldn't both be more confused for different reasons. Just shoot them. both and burn the hotel down. We don't even need this hotel anymore. Forget the bar. Forget the bar incident. Who even cares about the broken glasses?
Starting point is 00:17:48 Obviously, Janine is pissed off about everything that's happening. She just got woke up from her dead, drunk sleep, whatever the hell she was doing. And now this is when it's really going to turn into a marital dispute that the cops are going to have to oversee. Please tell me he slapped her boss. I'm not saying. Are you serious? I did you live? You guys can have this discussion, this marital dispute.
Starting point is 00:18:13 No. Okay, later on. I'm sitting here. I was going to bed. Can you imagine if it was sweet? I don't. Just gather your stuff. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Please. I mean, just what is married? I don't leave. Are you serious? I had to wake my wife out of a dead sleep because I was downstairs having to drink and somebody got sh**ty with me. Okay. Let's please get the rebel on you. It's not my fucking problem.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Are you serious? They got shit with me. I feel so bad for her She is realizing she's like I'm going to lose my job I'm going to lose everything I am completely screwed because stupid Casey couldn't not slap somebody at a bar
Starting point is 00:18:59 What do you think she was dreaming about? Oh, I'm divorcing him It's got to be that right? No, no, now she is. She was probably having a nice dream about Ryan Gosselig. And then she wakes up with this guy. It is Chuck Liddell fucking haircut.
Starting point is 00:19:17 He's got a mohawk, this guy. He's looking great. Absolutely. You're just jealous. Absolutely for a douchebag. Oh, hold on. Hold on. We have coming in, we have a super chat with a consequence that I would consider.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Ooh. For the Wheel, listen to Ava's music on a loose. Ooh, that's a good one. I would do that, but she's going to strike the channel if I do that because she sucks. That is a consequence. It is. Have you listened to any of it? No.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Have you heard it? No. Yeah. That's a good question. How bad is it? It's not for me. Who is it for? No.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I think it's for. actually is the answer to that question for the death i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you right now jeanine might enjoy hearing that music right now compared to what she's going through all right lay it on me what's going on what's so what else uh they they're gonna keep arguing and the cops just want them to get out of the hotel at this point in particular they just want casey out of the hotel at this point the cops are extreming an immense amount of patience now i cut this down quite a bit they argue back and forth a whole bunch the cops are now in the hotel room for probably by 15 minutes, just patiently waiting for KC. to get the fuck out. Okay. Now, if I'm these cops,
Starting point is 00:20:44 though, I am being a little more forceful and saying, ma'am, go back to sleep. We're taking this idiot out. Yep. Okay. Where is your car? I don't fucking know. We got Ubered here by her company. What did you do, Keezy? I wasn't unless they talk to me. That's what I was going to do. What the fuck? I'm waking up to police officers in my room. We're being in. This will leave? Yes. We're being told to leave. I'm thinking of all the whole.
Starting point is 00:21:12 I don't know what the whole work. I get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just. You want to, you know what happened? Those fucking assholes downstairs is what happened. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:24 I did it. It's my fault. I didn't do anything wrong. I don't know. That's my fucking job because of you. I didn't do anything wrong. This guy, just nothing is his fault, but it's his fault. But it's his fault, but nothing is his fault.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Hey, I slapped a guy. I know, I know I take responsibility for it. But it wasn't my fault. I'm not going to be talked shit to. Awesome. He is out of control and it's only going to get crazier. So at this point, they have to leave the hotel room. Janine, despite how incredibly upset she looks right now, she's like realizing I got to leave this hotel room.
Starting point is 00:22:03 We got to leave. We got to get out. However, they have to somehow actually leave. right? You know, they have to drive away or something like that. And Janine is just as logical as Casey. So she wants to literally drive out of the situation. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:22:19 While they're drunk. Now I have to drive two hours to go home? Yes. And crash our car. Oh, God. I love to drive drunk right now. So we'll go crash our car. Or you could choose another hotel.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah. You can make an adult decision. And she's one of the other. 40 to 50 hotels in town. But this is the one that's paid for us by her. That's not. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. We can't stay here. That's what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:22:49 No. We can't stay. Not what we're saying. We're saying you could stay here. He can go crash the car and die. That's what we're saying. We're saying give him the keys. Just get him out of here. That's it. And Casey, again, you identified. He is, it's not my fault. It's my fault. It's not my fault. It's my fault. His next excuse is going to be maybe one of my favorite excuses. We already got the therapy excuse. We already got it was the assholes downstairs excuse. His next excuse is going to be that he's Native American. Is that why he has the same haircut as Tatanka?
Starting point is 00:23:26 He looks beautiful. Okay. I'm a goddamn new record. My father is a full-blooded Native American. And they want to talk about me in the fucking bar and some in one-out ways. I will stand up. damn it yeah this is my land i just want to go to sleep it's always been our land you guys you guys when i try to talk to people about it they fucking get shitty and they want to act like they're super imperial they're not imperial they're not imperial they're not imperial wow there's so much to unpack there i want to see the video of what happened in this bar because if this guy was just running off at the mouth about how this is my land and you all stole it. Some guy said,
Starting point is 00:24:13 hey, buddy, chill out. And then he slapped him. I tried so hard to find that video. I'm going to tell you that right now. I was like, that would be the, that would be like the chef's kiss to this whole thing. I could not find it. It does not exist as far as I can tell. But as it's basically just him being like, I'm Native American. I'm Native American. I'm Native American. Now, that clip when he starts out with saying i'm native american that was his reaction to his wife saying that they can't stay there she's like we can't stay here and he's like i'm native american yeah hit the trail of tears buddy get out of the fucking hotel raggedy man 78 thanks for the 10 bucks this guy seems like the type who would spend their life savings on hawk to a coin probably so he does if jean
Starting point is 00:24:58 would let him i don't think she would hawk to a coin is the sovereign currency of my people. Sadly it is now. Next excuse, everybody is an asshole. And now we're going to have a solution to the problem of them needing to leave. Okay. Okay. Is the solution a tomahawk?
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yes. Okay. We're trying to be a safe people and sleep in a hotel. No, you're a husband. No, no. What are you doing? Casey, this is stupid. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Those people in the fucking borrow assholes. So I stood up against them. Why were you even there? Because, fuck them. That's why. And if they want to send it against me, f*** them again. A thousand times over.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Okay. So you guys are just kicking us out while we're drunk. So now, what are you, what are you doing right now? We're going to go drive and drunk, and we're going to go crash a car. Is that it? You could be a responsible adult. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Let's drive our car drunk. That same Uber service you used to get over here can take you to another hotel. You can obtain another room and not have to grab your room. It was your boss that. Yes. It wasn't us. It doesn't matter. The point is, no, we're going to go drive our car.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I'm going to drive my car. 80 miles and up. No, you're telling us we had to drive drunk. Casey, no, I'm not telling you you have to drive you. Yes, you're over here. These people don't know an Uber. Uber is. They're like her boss got it.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It's like some type of executive level perk that you can order an Uber. They have no idea. I don't know if they're just too drunk or if they're just too inept. But they cannot. Yeah, they cannot figure this out right now. Janine, though, as far as I can tell, she works for a law firm. So she's smarter than Casey. And she gets worried about entrapment.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Oh, very strong. smart. Okay, let's hear what she has to say about that. I'm sure this will be logical and reasoned. Go. Let's go. And once we leave, that you can arrest us for being drunk. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's an trick. Let's do it. You work for a law office. You know what's going on right now. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Everybody. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, man, it sounds like a football huddle.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Fuck everybody. Let's go on three. Break. Drug driving on three. Can you imagine having to be the room next door to this? Imagine all the people from her work are all at this hotel. Like, man, what a douchebag. Listen, here's another piece of advice.
Starting point is 00:27:56 You married couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, whatever. If you're taking your significant other with you to a work event, don't get drunk. Yeah. It's really good practice not to get drunk at the work event. Get drunk after. Get drunk, maybe catch a buzz before you go, but don't get drunk while you're there. I mean, it sounds like he got drunk after. Sounds like maybe she got drunk there.
Starting point is 00:28:21 And that's why they got Ubered over to this hotel. But his problem started in that hotel bar, for sure. Yeah. This is why. For sure. Okay, so after escalating and not leaving, they continue not leaving, the cops finally, like you were requesting earlier, go to restrain Casey, and Janine does not like that one bit. Don't touch her man. Yeah, she's going to intervene.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You know, about four seconds you're going to go hang. Hey, I am down. I am down. I am down. I am not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. Stay back. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:29:01 I'm not doing anything. This is what you're doing, Casey. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. No. I will not. I will not. You guys are coming in our hotel room.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I didn't do anything. No, no, no, don't do this. Don't do this. It's so sweet but so sad all at once. It's so sad. so sad it's so sad she rolling she's hugging her handcuffed husband she's embracing him going oh no like oh this is bad this makes me feel sad but you know the good news her she could go to bed she should just go to bed probably is not going to bed she should kiss him on his stupid head and say
Starting point is 00:29:50 have a good night in the in the drunk tank i'm going back to sleep now i'll pick you up tomorrow i'll pick you up tomorrow. The cops don't like that she's trying to embrace them. So they are going to go to restrain her. And this is when both of them will really lose it. So Vinnie, I think you might notice that my next clip is called Taser Time. Oh, I sure did. And I would like, I would like you to guess who's getting Taser Time? You know what? He's in Cuffs. I don't think you can tase people in Cuffs. I think that's against the rules. So, I'm going to guess that Madam Drunky is going to get tased, and I'm here for it. Madam Drunkey.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah. Yeah. Let's find out. Stand up with your hand back. I won't. I won't. You already have to put me back, too. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:30:44 Put your hands behind your back. No. You fight. No, I won't. Are you serious? You leave her. Oh! You leave her.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Oh! You're leaving a fool. What are you doing to my wife? What the f*** are you doing here? What are you doing here? Are you serious? Stop! Casey, you stay right there.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I'm standing still. What are you doing to my wife? This is great. I want to watch it again. Here's what I liked about it. That was a double taser time. They both got tasered. That was a trick question, Kaylee.
Starting point is 00:31:21 That was a trick question. You tried to trick my ass. But here's the thing. This guy, he's cuffed and he's trying to get at these two cops that are holding his wife on the bed. And what a pussy this dude is. The cop is keeping him at bay with one arm. This cop is stiff-arming this dude and he's just running at it like a child. It's like, I can't even remember exactly when it happens.
Starting point is 00:31:46 But Homer does that one thing at one point when he's like trying to nuzzle into somebody. That's exactly what Casey is doing. You know what? Brian nailed this. This couple is going to last. They really are. One more time for funzies. Stand up with your hand back.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I won't. I won't. Then you already have to put me back to. Are you serious? Put your hands behind your back. No. You fight. So I won't.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Are you serious? You leave her. Ow! You leave her. Ow! You're leaving a f***! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:32:20 Oh! What are you doing to my wife? What the f*** are you doing here? What are you doing to my wife? What the fuck are you doing here? Are you serious? Stop! Hold on.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I got to find this one spot that I like. See, this is where he gets him. The cop has got him just at his face. And watch this cop. He's going to slowly grab him with one hand, one hand, boom, down on the ground. It's all a joke. That's a drunken city that guy is. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Casey's only good at slapping glasses, not cops. Is it all right if they remove these two out the window of the hotel instead of taking them through the lobby? They're both too drunk just to open the window and throw them out. That would have been better. That would have been better. Casey is going to threaten the cops a little bit more. Now, you already saw he just got restrained in a very, very simple way. But what he's going to threaten the cops with now is probably something that they won't be able to consider assault on a police officer.
Starting point is 00:33:20 so at least he has that going for him I'm going to get the rest of my tribe right now you you are not resisting arrest I'm going to fart you're resisting arrest right now no he's not I don't say that I'm a citizen
Starting point is 00:33:37 I can't believe you did this to me wow so yeah he's going to fart on the cops well it was nice to him to warm them yeah he warned them he was very polite he probably had to build it up well he had something building up
Starting point is 00:33:54 all right it's quite impressive I never thought of that as you know I mean so often we hear the I can't breathe we don't hear I'm going to fart on you a lot yeah then you hear the cops say I can't breathe see that's how you do it guys you got to flip it around on him I love it
Starting point is 00:34:10 so we have another excuse Kaylee yeah this is at this point the excuses have been it was my fault I didn't do anything I'm a Native American. I go to therapy. I'm going to fart on you. It was the assholes at the bar.
Starting point is 00:34:25 And he's going to have one more while he's losing his mind, which is that the cops are his abusers. Do not. Do not kick down. Do not kick me. Do you understand? Stop.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Stop. Right. I'm a reasonable. Pete! I don't want to be touched by you. I've been fucking when I was younger. I don't want to be touched by you. I was fucking younger.
Starting point is 00:34:57 I don't want to be stuck on you. You're fucking with me. You're fucking with me. Relax. No! No! You're the fucking trying to be. You don't know who the fuck I am.
Starting point is 00:35:11 You don't know who the fuck I am. Please don't. You. What are you? What are you? Oh, the people are in the hallway. Are you serious with my husband? Yeah, they really should have put him out the window.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Wow. Wow. What a drunk idiot. I'm sorry to hear he was art as a child. Yeah, it's very tragic. However, he could have avoided all of this by just leaving the hotel. I like how this started with Listen, I'll just do what I got to do to not get my wife in trouble
Starting point is 00:35:53 Oh yeah, they're both They're both in a fair amount of trouble at this point Oh God You know, it happens, it happens Janine is obviously even more upset Because now her husband is screaming about how he's getting R worded And he's getting dragged out into the hallway Where everybody can see them
Starting point is 00:36:13 So now it's even louder for all their next door neighbors she is going to make sure to tell the cops how she really feels we'll never come here ever again never again never ever ever wait till you see the Google review we'll see the Google reveal we leave of this hotel I don't think they're ever going to be allowed to come back again
Starting point is 00:36:48 Nevertheless, we'll never come here Bar were assholes and the glasses break themselves The terrible hotel When I was leaving I was screaming Ah Oh man
Starting point is 00:37:03 Actually a more accurate thing Would be like the bar was so good They had to drag us out So much fun Oh my God will never come here again. Yeah, you're not invited back on this property ever again, for sure. So this is obviously Casey getting taken out of the hotel room. Janine is also in coughs. She's also obviously in a whole bunch of trouble at this point.
Starting point is 00:37:25 So she's also going to have to get taken out of the hotel room. And she has priorities as she's leaving. Okay. Casey's screaming, but she's got priorities. That's my husband, shoot. We're getting it. Let's go. What did I do? I'm sleeping in the room. she just wanted to make sure that he didn't lose his shoes very sweet again it's the embrace it's the hug loving wife thanks all right we got one more clip what do we got we sure do um so jeanine is not only still upset but in this last shot that we are going to get to see as the two of them get taken away in the back of two different cop cars um we're going to get to see her realize what the fuck is going on and uh it's going to kind of be like ralph wiggum's heartbreaking you're going to get to see that facial expression on her. Aw. I'm sleeping in my room and you guys just came in and told me I was arrested. That's not what happened, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:20 What do you mean? That's not what happened. I know what I'm going. Let's go. I can't believe this. You're arrested? I can't believe this. What did I do?
Starting point is 00:38:32 I was sleeping. What is happening? I was sleeping in the hotel room. See, Bill's coming across here. you know what I call that look right there? Caitlin Jennerface is what I call that. Wow. She has just realized she like just came to from her drunken stupor.
Starting point is 00:38:52 So unsurprisingly, they both picked up a whole bunch of charges. Casey for not just leaving got criminal trespass to the building, aggravated battery on a police officer, resisting and obstructing on a peace officer. And Janine also picked up charges, aggravated battery, and resisting and obstructing. Holy shit Very unhinged couple My favorite unhinged couple actually They love each other
Starting point is 00:39:16 There's nothing worse than dealing drunk white people Yeah There's literally nothing worse Than drunk white people We're terrible The Super Chats are blowing up And we gotta take a look at some of these
Starting point is 00:39:26 Okay We gotta jump back into right where we left off Here we go Crazy Cat Dady Hello Vinnie and Lucy My condolences Vinnie Happy Super Chat Monday Thank you
Starting point is 00:39:38 Thank you very much any stage just keeps getting worse and worse and worse I can't believe we lost I cannot believe I lost Hi Vidi, you're welcome for the easy W Saints suck Thank you We did win that one Three games in a row
Starting point is 00:39:57 Dolphins are on a 3-0 winning streak With my moonhead shirt Not reading that last part you could read it Kaylee Go bills Hi Michael P Boo! Thank you Michael Pee I love of my shirt, you really did turn the season around, ruined our draft pick choices, but, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Johnny Rocksville, he's been a member for five months. Today's Kaylee Does Dabbleverse was excellent. It's fun watching the lawsuit crash and burn in real time. You did a new episode today? Thank you. Yeah, I just did a little quickie this morning, so it's just a nice little 15-minute video someplace in that vicinity over on my channel. Rumble Trenchcoat, thanks for the five-hour officer.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I like to plead to, I did something stupid. uh the wife was biting her lip and laughter as she's cuffed i don't know if that's true hey look who else is here hack the movies thanks for the fiver i haven't watched in a while i vote cayley is the biggest creep same we were friends it's annity two dollars it's our pal annie i can finally super chat and carl won't get any of it that is correct hi annie dave dalafiori 8218. What's worse? His haircut or his choice in women? His haircut? That was a ride or die lady. That was a rider die lady. She may be upset there and moving out, but the second he was in cuffs, she was hugging him and loving him. She, he told her to fight and she fought. Like, when they're about to cuff her, he goes, you fight and she starts fighting back.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I'm not doing that for any man. Yeah. I mean, now if he's only his barber could be that loyal and fix his hair. sorcerer a gypsy Why two beds and not one king That's the real red flag Not wrong And from just do it Consequence idea Fart on an officer
Starting point is 00:41:49 Do you get to announce it first Is the real question No I'm just a welcome and surprise one in Wegmids So I'm going to do it All right thank you for all the superchats And I also have to thank Labrne Mystic Because he donated five creep off channel memberships
Starting point is 00:42:08 with those you're going to get bonus episodes every single Friday except for the ones we don't do bonus episodes you're going to get, you ready for this next week on the 11th next Thursday? Yeah. Wait Watchers 4, baby. Wait Watchers 4 next Thursday. Coming up, keep an eye out for that.
Starting point is 00:42:25 It is going to be the start of shame month. We've been going through some stuff. Let's hit up a couple of voicemails from listeners this week and then we'll do a scum parade. Yay! The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Now that our IKEA is open, come see what Syracuse residents are calling the best decorated meatball restaurant they've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:42:50 See you in Syracuse. Kaylee, I'm so dumb. I missed one. I miss you, Jimmy. I think this is Jimmy's mom from subredited surfing. This is going to ruffle John's feather since he wanted you to dump Carl and have him as the co-hosts the creep off. Here's hoping. Also, I miss SRS with Cardiff and Jimmy. Well, you don't have to miss it because we are live on Mondays. Well, we were live the last two Mondays. We're
Starting point is 00:43:15 going to be doing a special bonus Patreon episode coming up this week. Keep an eye out for that. But next Monday, you're going to find us on Cardiff Electric's channel. All right. First voicemail. Here we go. Hey, Ronnie in Syracuse. I just am wondering. I was looking to the latest episode. all this talk about random cheating. It seems to me like the cussarroos are on the up and up. Everybody on Carl's side is doing the right thing. And then you got Vinny who presents a creep
Starting point is 00:43:42 and then tries to re-present his creep after the fact, especially if you think he's got a weak performance. I don't know, man, Vinny, you get one bite of the apple, present your creed, and then get out of the way and let people vote. I'm just saying, don't call me back. Thank you, fuck you bud. You know, that's what the way Carl always felt, until I explained to him the idea, the concept of a closing argument, Ronnie.
Starting point is 00:44:08 You completely changed his mind about that. It was beautiful. It was a beautiful moment in creep off history was watching you convince Carl that he was wrong. Yeah. It's not that hard. He's wrong a lot. But the convincing of him is the skill, folks. He admitted it.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Unbelievable. That's the other thing John's going to get his feathers ruffled up. You mean Vinny got Carl to admit he was wrong? about something? All right, podcast Prophet here. Hey, boys. Podcast Proff here.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You know, we used to have empires ruled by emperors and then kingdoms ruled by kings. And now we have
Starting point is 00:44:50 countries. Anyways, you want to know something? That's, this is me off. I get it. usually women, that will say something like innocuous, like, hey, any more fries or, you know, or something stupid like that. And then immediately after saying that, they'll be like, I was like, and then repeat whatever the fuck they just said.
Starting point is 00:45:16 So they say it twice in an annoying fucking fashion because it's annoying to begin with. And then it's secondarily annoying. Any little, thank you, fuck you by. Well, in my opinion, if a woman does that, you're allowed to hit him. it's true that women do frequently repeat themselves i don't know why we're constantly repeating ourselves but it does seem like we do always repeat ourselves all right that's enough for her good job kaley i feel so silenced don't forget folks you can leave a voicemail every week all you have to do is uh anytime you want to the voicemail line is always open you can find
Starting point is 00:45:54 the links for that on the creepoff dot com we're moving right along kaley i got a lot lot of stuff to talk about today and I want to start busting through some of these because time for the scum parade scum parade take me on a raid of these fucksharets that these creeps have made scum parade vidi and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad We're soaking up the blood of a cat's cup of rain. Yeah, I bust out the ocean man one for everybody today, just for all time's sake.
Starting point is 00:46:39 But let's start off with something important. Our pals at Predator Poachers Long Island, Douglas King Jr. Did the show, very nice of him. Great guy. He's out there doing the Lord's War, catching creeps. And YouTube completely. fucking robbed these guys. In fact, robbed them of so much cash for the
Starting point is 00:47:02 first time I could tell, the New York Times actually did a story about it. YouTube, allegedly stiff predator poachers who caught Long Island Teacher and Sting Operation. Go ahead, Kaley. I'm sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you. New York Post, not New York Times. But
Starting point is 00:47:18 still, this is something that happens all the time on YouTube where they're stealing all the money from the content creators. And you're right. This never gets talked about. So this is how egregious YouTube is being. Yeah, let me read you a little bit of this article. The Long Island
Starting point is 00:47:34 Vigilante Group, behind the videotaped high-profile bus, I'm an accused, perverted elementary school teacher said it has yet to receive its owed $25,000 plus payout from YouTube. Okay. Long story short, they got demonetized.
Starting point is 00:47:52 They had 47,000 subscribers, and just days before he was owed the large payout on the 21st, they dumped his channel on the 16th. Now, not only did that one video generate about $6,000 for them, they also got a ton of donations and super chats because they do these live, and they sent money and people donated to them. And YouTube just kept it.
Starting point is 00:48:22 YouTube likes taking their 30%, but you know what they like better than that? A hundred percent. I'm floored by this because I think it's an asshole thing to do to de-platformer creators. They got called on it. Now they're letting people back on. But now they're fucking with people's money who are doing something important. Like, let them keep their money. If you're going to throw somebody off the channel, just give them their fucking money.
Starting point is 00:48:49 They already earned the money. YouTube's excuse on this is, well, they were violating the terms of service. And they repeatedly violated it. What they said they did was not having police presence in these videos. And they absolutely did. And because of the way YouTube operates, folks, they can go in and put in an appeal for whatever reasons are listed. And a lot of the times YouTube doesn't even tell you the reason. They just say, hey, it was, you didn't follow terms of service.
Starting point is 00:49:19 They'll never tell you exactly what it is because that would involve having a human actually articulate something to a creator. instead of just having a chatbot or some type of algorithm generating fucking notices telling you that we're taking your money. So, you know, I really feel for those guys, if you want to, find them over on Rumble, support
Starting point is 00:49:39 them on locals, but Long Island Predator Poachers are doing some good stuff. So please help out our pal Douglas King Jr. 25 grand out of their pocket. That's a bad day. You know who else is having a bad day?
Starting point is 00:49:55 who this fella now were you a home improvement fan back in the day Kaylee I was and Zachary Ty Bryant was my favorite Ah you liked him better than the middle kid The one that all the girls liked
Starting point is 00:50:10 Yeah yeah I wasn't a JTT fan I liked the older men And apparently the bad boys Because he has not just had a bad day recently But he's had like a bad five months Or something like that He's 44 years old now This is Zachary Ty Brian, and he was taken into police custody and Eugene Oregon.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Oh, I'm sorry. I said it wrong. I always say Oregon wrong. Oregon. Oregon. On Saturday, November 29th for allegedly violating his probation from his prior domestic violence conviction. Brian is currently being held without bail. He's scheduled to be released on Wednesday, December 3rd.
Starting point is 00:50:50 The actor's fiance, Johnny Faye Cartwright, was also erected. arrested and booked at the same jail she's facing five charges including one of driving under the influence three counts of reckless endangering and one kind of attempted first degree assault she is still in custody and it's unclear of brian or cartwright have legal representation at the moment but here's the thing his most recent arrest before this was in january and at the time he was facing second degree domestic violent charges in carolina for beating up the same woman She's very loyal. The woman involved in the incident said that she was assaulted by Brian and the two
Starting point is 00:51:30 lived together and have children in common. The woman told the officer that Brian choked her and punched her in the face multiple times and that there were others involved who were inside the home during the incident. The woman he allegedly strangled was Cartwright with whom he shares the three children. Daughter Kennedy and Twins Parker and Sequoia. What an awful name. Who names your kid's Sequoia? That's really the biggest travesty of this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:51:54 What if she grows up to be fat? What have you done to your child if you have a fat little girl named Sequoia? Name Sequoia. You're a fucking idiot. The woman he allowed previously in 2024, he was arrested twice on DUI charges, the first in February, the second in October, and a year prior, he was charged with fourth degree felony assault, third degree robbery, and misdemeanor harassment. This makes the sixth arrest in five years. Kind of impressive. Honestly, again, I like the bad boys, it turns out.
Starting point is 00:52:28 He looks like Meth-Heg-Seth. He really does. Did you see the other? So like you just said, he's been arrested six times. Have you seen all of the other mugshots? No, I just pulled the newest. Oh, he, there are some where he is quite chubby. There are some where he is quite gaunt.
Starting point is 00:52:48 It's, he's got a range of drug habits, I'm assuming. Oh, well, I guess we're not going to get that. That's a home improvement to reunion after all. You never know. All right. I want to introduce you to this handsome gal. Beautiful. This is Graciella Dahlogilio.
Starting point is 00:53:10 She passed away to 82 years old three years ago. And her unemployed son decided that instead of getting a job after mom died, what he should do is dress up. just like her, that's the son, and collect all of her assistance checks, take over her bank accounts and her three properties that she owned. Here's a side by side. It's actually not too bad. She was a handsome woman. I can't tell who has more facial hair. It's a shadow, Kaylee. It's a shadow. So he, instead of reporting her death when she passed away, he stuffed her corpse in a sleeping bag and stashed it in the laundry room of their house three years ago. So as you can imagine, that probably smells pretty good.
Starting point is 00:54:07 He impersonated each detail of his mother down to her makeup and continued to cash her pension. He was even able to renew her ID card at a government office. I don't understand several things about this. the first one is why is he wearing a wig if he was doing this for so long? Oh, he's bald. I got it. I got there.
Starting point is 00:54:29 I got there. That's a commitment to the bit. You got to put on makeup every day. It's not fun. Yeah, this guy misdoubt fired it and kept it up for three years. It's incredible. So this is how he got busted.
Starting point is 00:54:47 He was at some government office and a government employee finally picked up on the scheme after noticing his apparent masculine features. You know, there was a hot woman working there, and he was standing at the line, and then, like, wait a second. Graziella never had a boner like that.
Starting point is 00:55:09 I think something's going on here. The employees notified authorities who compared photos of Delagolio and her son and realized he's been conning them. The son allowed authorities to search the home, and all they had to do is follow their nose directly to the laundry room. And they believe that she did die of natural causes,
Starting point is 00:55:28 but that will be established post-mortem. It's very strange story, very sad. An autopsy has not been concluded yet, but he has been arrested and is being held on bail in Italy. And a waste of a perfectly good sleeping bag. I'm telling you. Kaley, let's keep going today. Why did my...
Starting point is 00:55:49 Well, that's not good. That's not good. I got it. Hold on, kids. Very exciting. Okay. I guess I don't have pictures for these next guys. Let's talk about Daniel Nash and Thomas Osborne.
Starting point is 00:56:08 We're going to go over to England. And there was what has been described as a vicious two-hour attack where Daniel Nash and his buddy Tom got into a little bit of a situation with his girlfriend. You see, they were at somebody else's house. They were at a friend's house on February 13th of last year. And an argument began between the couple, which is Daniel Nash and his girlfriend. The female ran into the bathroom and locked herself in. Never a good sign when you're at somebody else's house. You ever, you ever seen anything like that ever happen at a party?
Starting point is 00:56:45 No, that's, you run, like, you go help everybody at that point. Terrifying. this is a really wild story so she's locked in the bathroom he kicks the door down punches the woman in the face several times then he ordered his friend thomas osborne to go grab a knife and boil the kettle he's like kicks down a door he's like put the water on and he's like oh is it tea time and he's like no it is not tea time he then stabbed the woman in the leg with a kitchen knife and then he waited for the water to boil And then threw that on her. She was able to use a court to... It could have been hot oil. I'm going to be honest with you. The hot water seems like we're burying the lead a little bit in this story.
Starting point is 00:57:32 That could have been a heck of a lot worse. Sure. And he is a heck of a lot worse. I mean, he only beat her up, stabbed her in the leg and threw boiling water on her. She used a coat to shield herself. He hit her multiple times with bolt croppers, which broke her ankle, and then hit her with the chain dog lead. so I'm guessing they had like a metal dog leash and then he tried to cut off
Starting point is 00:57:53 one of her fingers with the knife the woman picked up an axe somehow she got her hands on an axe everybody and tried to defend herself in this household this is like set up yeah she
Starting point is 00:58:08 she starts fighting and gets herself free hides outside behind the house a neighbor arrived and took the woman to hospital for treatment then Nash's mom showed up after being called by the neighbor. Guess what he does when his mom shows up? Punches her twice in the face and threw a brick at her. He is excitable. Okay, you said that you don't have the pictures, but can I just point out, I would like to describe, I think it was Nash that looks like this. He looks like slim shady in one of
Starting point is 00:58:48 those pictures. It's coming up. I had to pull it a different way. It's insane. It's insane. There's two pictures of him. There's two mug shots of him. And one of them I was like,
Starting point is 00:58:57 Eminem, is that you? What's happening? Hold on. I'm going to get this creep. E is a creep. But again, this article,
Starting point is 00:59:07 it's like talking all about like the headline of the article that you know, you sent me about this, this scound bag. Boiling water. All right, go to the other one.
Starting point is 00:59:16 That's the one where he doesn't even look that Eminemmy. Well, that's his friend. The other one is crazier. The other one's his friend. Oh, the other one. Oh, okay. In that case, they both,
Starting point is 00:59:24 will the real slim, shady, please stand up? Because the two of them are, they look exactly the same to me. This guy? Yeah, that's not. Look at how stupid. I can't deal with it. This is not the guy that I expect to be throwing boiling water on me. I find everything about this story really uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:59:48 But the fact that his mother showed up, this guy's mom is like, hey, son, what's going on? And then he punches her and throws a brick at her. That's where you know you've gone wrong as a parent. When you're getting hit in the head with a brick, you're like, huh, where did I fail? What was it third grade? You're right, though. Why is there so many tools around that can be used as deadly weapons? Where is this brick coming from?
Starting point is 01:00:14 Was the whole house set up so that he could just destroy everything? I hope so. I truly hope so. Yeah, it seems like it. All right, let's meet this fella. This guy's a real ESO. A joint operation involving the Collier County Sheriff's Office in the Southwest Florida Intercept Task Force
Starting point is 01:00:33 has resulted in the rest of a former Naplesman on nearly two dozen charges. The investigation began following a cybertip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children regarding a file containing CP that was shared on Snapchat. While investigating the initial report, detectives uncovered disturbing communications from a second user. Now, one idiot, so here's what we have here.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Technology companies do not care about your privacy, creepos, and I'm glad about that. Absolutely thrilled about it. But if you are talking to petos who are doing terrible things, all of it's linked, and they're just going to follow the spider web. If you talk to one of these people, they're going to look into you. And if you're sending them videos of you banging your family dog, you're going to jail. And that's why this man, Emmanuel Marela's Garza, 30 years old, was taken into custody because he had pito friends on the internet and was fucking his own dog and sharing them images of it. How old was the dog? We don't even get that information.
Starting point is 01:01:46 I don't want to talk about the dog, but I do have a picture. I know. All your pictures are gone. You're doing great, Vinnie. Doing really bad, Kaylee. I'm not doing really. You're just sad about your loss. I really am.
Starting point is 01:02:06 I'm not thrilled about it. Here's a picture of the dog. Stop. They hit the dog's identity. You don't want anybody to know what happened. So The dog is embarrassed for him You want to talk about being embarrassed
Starting point is 01:02:24 You want to talk about being really embarrassed Let's talk about this broad This is It's great What's there to be embarrassed by This is I can't even say her name property It's Mila M-A-L-A-H M-I-A-H
Starting point is 01:02:42 M-A-L-E-L-Eke She's 55-5 years and she has killed her 11-year-old adopted daughter. Guess how she did it? Well, she looks like grimace from McDonald's. She looks like Honey Boo-Boo's mom. Yeah. She killed her adopted daughter, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 01:03:05 by sitting on the kid's head until the child lost consciousness and died. Sometimes your kids are just misbehaving. this has no your child is not misbehaving enough for you to kill them with fart inhalation that's not that's not what you do i don't know i don't have kids i don't know how to discipline them properly cops showed up to clover estates mobile home park in muskegee michigan regarding a report of an unresponsive 11 year old girl upon arriving to the house the first responders said they located the girl later identified uh who was unconscious and not breathing Emergency medical personnel attempted to resuscitate the girl, but were unsuccessful.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Police said they took them victim's mother into custody at the scene, but did not provide additional details. And it turned out there was a physical altercation, and the mother decided to try to restrain the daughter by sitting on her, which collapsed her breathing ways, and the child suffocated and died. I think I might just be jealous of this one, because I wish my parents had given me that much attention. It's a rough one This is So bad for so many reasons It's so horrible Because even the daughter now
Starting point is 01:04:22 Is never going to get respect Like if this woman had just like stabbed This daughter or murdered her In a completely more heinous way than this No one would be laughing behind her dead back She got switched to death by her mom's butt Yeah Oh I'm gonna get
Starting point is 01:04:41 I'm gonna get her mom's butt But she's going to sit on you. Do you think that that was the threat? You know, like, I'm going to count to three. And if you don't stop doing that thing, you're getting the butt. She's had to have done this before, right? Like, you don't just come up with this. You don't just come up with that.
Starting point is 01:05:03 I'm going to sit on this kid. No. Uh-uh. There's no way. So she's being held. And she's going back to court. on Wednesday, but there is a dead 11-year-old child, and this woman's ass is now haunted. Yes. Oh, for sure. It will probably be haunted in jail. I also found something else very
Starting point is 01:05:25 sad for this little girl. So again, you know, the 11-year-old little girl's legacy is in vain because of this butt squish in. But also friends and family set up like a little memorial, you know, like a little, you know, there's like a cross and there's like a cupcake and stuffed animals. What they do? Put it on the right cheek or the left cheek. Oh, good God. No, it's stuck to it. She actually crushed that too with her butt. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:05:50 They, did you look at those pictures? Have you seen those pictures? The craziest part of this little memorial is that in there is a paddle, which also felt inappropriate. But the paddle says on it, I'm in my pickleball era. And there is just no way that this 11-year-old. little trailer park kid was possibly in her pickleball era because she wasn't a middle-aged white woman. So now not only did she get swished by a butt, but everybody thinks she likes pickleball. And that's really the crime here. It really is. Sinful. Right. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 01:06:31 And you know, I have one more story for everybody today before we get out of here, Kaly. And this one is not great. nothing wants to work for me today i was having so many tech problems before you even came on i'm actually glad things have gone this well yeah i'm i'm very happy i was locked out of my house before i came on so um we both had a day all right this story everybody this is an update on something that we a situation we had discussed before this is maurice jule taylor senior he's 39 and natalie Brothwell. She is 48. And they had four children together. And they have officially been found guilty on two felony counts of first-degree murder with special circumstances and two felony counts of child abuse. On November 29th, Taylor and Brothwell, 2020, stabbed and decapitated
Starting point is 01:07:27 their daughter, Michaela and their son, Maurice Jr. McAle was 13 and Maurice Jr. was 12 in the family home in Lancaster, California. Now, I I said they had four kids. Michaela and Maurice Jr. were the oldest, and apparently they were given mom and dad some problems that day. So they were like, hey, you know what we ought to do? Let's just chop their heads off. So they decapitated their two kids. And then they found their two younger sons who were eight and nine years old at the time and brought them into the bedroom and showed them exactly what would have happened to them if they were naughty boys.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Trauma. you don't say when the cops got there the rest of the house was spotless though those other two cleaned up they were so polite the manners hello officer welcome to our home i will take you to my brother and sister's heads yeah like could you imagine how well behaved you would be when you find out that your parents have been business like this holy shit those kids are either never ever ever breaking any law ever they're not smoking near the no smoking sign they're not doing anything wrong. They're not jaywalking or they are going to be really, really big drug addicts, one or the other. I'm not sure which. I totally lied a little bit of this story.
Starting point is 01:08:44 What had gone on was the two younger kids were locked in a room for a couple of days. Like they decapitated the other two. Then they locked the other two up for a couple of days. Then they showed them, brother and sisters, you know, headless bodies. And the only reason this whole thing was discovered was because a gas leak was reported at the house. It just turned out it was decomposing bodies. Thank God for gas. Yeah. Maurice Sr. was arrested.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Brothwell was only considered a person of interest in the killings because they're like, this mom isn't going to murder and decapitator kids. It's clearly this guy. Nope. Turns out one of them had to hold them. So they have both been convicted and will be spending the rest of their fucking lives in prison. They will be sentenced on January 13th, but they are expecting life without the possibility of role. So that is our scum parade this week. Lucy, thanks for joining me for completely cluttered
Starting point is 01:09:45 unorganized, weird episode of the creep off. Thank you so much for having me. I was so happy to be here. I'm glad that we got to do Kaylee's cop cam. It was really fun. I am too. Where can everybody find you, Kaylee? They can find me on YouTube at once over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y, where I do movie reviews. I dabble in the Dabbleverse. And yeah, I do stuff over there. It's fun. And also, I will also be at Hackamania. You can absolutely use
Starting point is 01:10:13 promo code creed. Or, promo code what? Kaley. I was going to say creep, but now I'm going with Kaylee. D-A-Y-L-E-Y for 10% off. All right. Now before... April 10th through the 12th. And I would love to see you there. I think it'll be great. I think
Starting point is 01:10:31 it'll be a good time. You didn't come. You were there last year. You had a blast last year. You were part of Dr. Steve's show last year. Are you getting your own show this year? No. I tried. But it's okay because I'll be doing WATP and I cannot wait. It's going to be amazing. I can't wait to see everybody. All right. You might have to come and do something with the creep off. We might have to have you for that. That'd be fun. Let's hit up some super chats and get out of here, shall we? Husee, thanks for the two bucks. Second hottest Carl has ever looked. Agreed. Hughesie Entertainment. Thanks for the Fiver. The only time Carl will look better than he does today is when he's wearing a suit to court before his sentencing for messing with John Maldez. Hey, what's the story? They're going to court on the 16th, the first hearing, December 16th. Yeah, that's probably, it's going to probably be more like a control date. So probably not a lot is going to happen there. Usually what the courts like to do is just kind of see if settlement is an option, which I think is very unlikely here. So we're definitely not going to get any decisions on that date. It's probably going to get dragged out for quite some time. It is possible.
Starting point is 01:11:32 though that on December 16th, the judge looks at it and goes, whoa, this is a total nightmare and just dismisses it outright. So I'm still crossing my fingers. You never know. All right. And deep space moon rocks, thanks for the down 99. Leave Ava alone, Venn. Okay. No problem. One, I have nothing to do with Ava. Select woman taft, thanks to the down nine. Vinny, you look like a juicy watermelon. Busts into me. I'm all ripe and pink on the inside. And Daniel Poon said, member for seven months. Mama told me not to, but I did it anyway. Now I'm asphyxied. Okay. Uncle Baby Billy. I get it. I don't remember how the song goes. Everybody, thank you for tuning into another episode of The Creepoff. We really appreciate you. Thank you, Lucy Typebox, aka A. Kaley. We'll be back on Friday with a brand new bonus episode for you. And please leave your thoughts on what we should add to the wheel of consequences because unfortunately I will be spinning it next Monday. It's nice to be important, but it is more important.
Starting point is 01:12:35 But it's more important to be nice. Okay, let's try it again. It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gagia, everybody. See you next time. It's the creep off.

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