The Creep Off - Episode 291: The Wheel of Kindness?

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

This week, Karl and Vinnie kick off a brand-new round with a Wild Card Edition of The Creep Off — no rules, no themes, just the worst humanity has to offer. Plus, Vinnie spins the Wheel of Consequences, and you know that never ends well.Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at Patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: French civil servant ‘drugged 240 women’ to make them urinate during job interviews | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlinesMissouri Man Seen Laughing, Walking Away After Setting House Alight With 4 People Inside – Crime OnlineMan beats victim with TV, then rolls body to bus stop: CopsBeauty queen killed boyfriend's son due to resentment: DAThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Carl, what up? We're going to Hackamania again this year. Are you sure about that? It's the third time. It's the charm, buddy. Wow, I'm excited about it. I am too. You know, I believe so far we've each had a win at Hacomania.

Oh, that's right. I beat you twice. I have a fun story when we start the show about my most recent loss to you at Hacomania. Okay. I can't wait. I can't wait to hear that. Let's just do a plug for the promo code creep or whatever. Was it 10% off?

Yeah, 10% off. Promocode creep. Hackamania. dot com is where you want to go to purchase your tickets you're not going to want to miss out on this one this year don't procrastinate go get your tickets i think it might sell out there's a good chance of it yeah it's the room i mean it was full last year and uh we're going to sell more this year word on the street is it's uh already the fastest selling hackamania yet i believe it right so let's start the show you're listening to the carl network

What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids that get out to fuck off this damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. cuckoo, cuckoo. Do do um duw up, do do do what. Creepos, welcome to a brand new episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and joining me as always, it's hot. Cucka, cacarrel. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino, so good to see you, my friend.

I'm sorry, we're running a little bit late today. A couple minutes behind. I had an incident this morning. What happened? So, you know, when I get up, I just throw a shirt on and some sweat pants and I get to work, prepping for the show and stuff. And so I'm down in my office. and the mail carrier comes, as she's ought to do. Notice nothing about brushing her teeth or a shower there.

Yeah, right, correct. So I'm in my office, and the mail carrier rings my doorbell, which is unique. Yeah. But apparently, you know, in the isotopes, we have those sparkle machines that shoot out that looks like fireworks. Yeah. So I have to sign for that stuff when I get it, apparently. Okay. So I go to the door, and I open it, and I sign for it.

And she goes, nice shirt. and I looked down and I realize I'm wearing my Sounds Gay I'm In shirt from Hackamania this past year She goes Nice shirt And my response was I was not expecting visitors today

You know what I'm going to say two things Yeah Number one Why the fuck are you still wearing that shirt? It's one of my workout shirts I have that one The other shirt that I have is the I'm sorry I'm late

I'm gay and I was having gay sex I still wear that shirt on the treadmill He only wears that one when the FedEx guy comes Yes, that was for FedEx. My other thought is, I'm glad you're wearing it. Part of me is like, don't wear it. The other part of me is going, I'm glad you're wearing it. Because if I told you how much that shirt cost?

$75, $80 a box, I'm like that. $75, you should be wearing it to nice dinners, Carl. I might. You should be wearing it. I might bring it to Pulper Fest and wear it when I go to Nobu. Oh, yeah. It's his favorite. It's his Vegas shirt, everybody.

All right. Well, speaking of consequences. I'm spending the wheel today at the end of the show, folks. Yes, you are. are. I'm very excited about that. Now, before we go too far into the show, we don't have any results from last week because you were off. And our friend Kaylee from once over Kaylee joined us. She had a great job. Excellent cop cam. I think she's phenomenal. She did a really good job on that cop cam. If you're watching this, Lucy, and you need a job. There's the wheel. Hey, there's the wheel. Yeah. Here's amazing wheel that Lockhe made for us. There it is. Right back there. We could see it when we spin it. Got it right behind me. But, Carl, those are our consequences up there that we currently have right now. I see we're missing one.

Well, we could change these up because we put it on our Patreon this week. We asked for a suggestion. So I want to go over with some of these suggestions for you at the top of the show. Great. Maybe we could plug some of these in, pull some of these out. Okay. So let's start off with what we have is winner's choices, number one. And number eight is always past the spin.

Those two are static. They stay there every time. Yep. Number two, $100 to podcast, Hitman. Yep. Last time you had to do $100 to Aaron Imholz's canteen goal. I know. That was not great.

You were not happy about that. And I would be equally as displeased if I had to give him murderer money. I would not be pleased with myself. He hasn't been convicted yet, Vinny. Innocent until proven guilty. Our Oracle, Alex, sent me this video, this DVD, totally rosy. Laugh out loud with rare rosy routines. Oh, good.

The rare ones. The B-Side. The fucking shoulder pads on this thing. She's a ridiculous human. I think that's actually her real skin on that. It's not snake skin. But we'd have to do a watch along of that as a podcast. She would not be my first choice that I can tell.

Do something nice for co-host is number four. Yeah, I like that one. Especially because it's the Christmas time. You know, getting to the Christmas spirit. Maybe do something nice for me. So then number five. Leave me alone. Give me a Friday off.

That'd be nice. date with a blowup doll I love that one That would be where I would have to take a blowup doll To a restaurant Sit down and order a meal for two I think it's got to be like a nice restaurant No it's gonna be like an applebee

No no no no I'm not going to black and blue I'm not going to black and blue Next door You gotta go next door Fuck no Fuck no Yes You're getting an apple bees

It's the best to get out of me That's not fair Two for 20 Number seven is currently blank And number eight is past the spin So let's take a look here. We asked you guys what your thoughts were. Let's take a look here.

Stink Department says research and do a two-hour podcast on current events, politics. Nobody wants that. Do a podcast with Jake Hudson. And Michael Gavin Ali. That's a good one. Try to get Jake and MGA together for a show. I like that. Do they like each other?

Does it matter? Okay. Spa Day at the bathhouse. Yeah, I don't know about that. Meth. Yeah, you don't want me to cramping your style over there, do you? I'm the meth guy around here. Yeah.

Oh, I thought you're, I was talking about the bathhouse. Oh, I was already skipping ahead to the next suggestion. Yeah, I'm not doing meth. Carle's got that one quarter to quarter to. Go to Target dressed as a woman and act offended and everything is transphobic. That's fun. Make an authentic Indian street food and eat it. Nope.

Tramp stamp tattoo ain't happening. loser legally changes their first name to the other spelling, Vinnie with a Y. I don't think you can legally change your nickname. Yeah, I'm not doing that. He'd skill it. Now, I'm lost on this reference. Do a Keenan Bank style video at a liquor store or gas station in the hood. Yes.

Offer two handfuls of changes a tip for their kindness. Fill me in. What was this about? So Keenan Bank is this idiot that we cover on who are these socials quite a bit. And he has these videos where he, asked for something charitable. He's like, look, I'm really hungry. You know, can I get a sandwich?

And then they'll be like, yeah, here's a sandwich. I'm like, actually, I have the money for the sandwich. Here's $10.00. Keep the change. And then they're supposed to be like, whoa. And they goes, why did you do something nice for me today? What do you have, do you have any messages to spread goodwill across the world? It's really lame as fuck.

But in the hood, I can see this going sideways. Off for two handfuls of change as a tip for their kindness. Oh, no. I can see that going well. Brinkomania says loser gets tased. Oh, it's actually looser. Do I have to tell you how to spell Brinkomania? Michael, upload a cover of Chris Chan's I Need a Cute Girl song.

Do you remember that song? I do remember that song, yeah. My boy, friends, tell me why I'm stuck in the sand law. I have to do a music video, or I just have to sing it because that's easy. Music video. Oh, my age. Tell me why. I never want to hear you say, I have a boyfriend.

Yeah, maybe I could do that one. I have a 30 minute of a hit workout live on YouTube. Oh, do you know what hit workouts are? I don't. They are very intense, high intensity. Maybe. I don't think anybody don't want that. Craig Ophile wants me to put truck nuts back on there.

That's right. I forgot about that. Do we want to put truck nuts back on there? No, it's not as funny. Eat a pickle pizza. I'd rather die than eat a pickle pizza. Shave off facial hair. All facial hair.

That ain't happening. I'm not putting up the beard. I love my beard. That's why it's a consequence. That's why I married her. That's why it's a consequence. Remote control egg vibrator inserted for an entire show. Who gets the remote?

The other person? Make it that the other host has control for it, too. No, thank you. Okay. this one's fun go to a wmba game buy and wear a jersey paint your face cheer enthusiastically the entire time and throw a dildo and he added throw a dildo uh that's actually a very funny one where's the nearest wmba team no idea i would guess new york but i could be i mean there might be one closer i don't know to a wmba game by where that's kind of funny does cleveland

have a team i think they do oh my god i have to go to a cleveland wmba game that'd be funny you know what for the fucking for the lulls i'll put wmba game on there okay i'll do that i like a basketball game and how much can tickets fucking cost to that carl yeah i think it'd be pretty easy to get in wmba game and i love basketball that would just really make me mad yeah it's not basketball i know i know you want basketball it's fucking terrible donate to a feminist charity i'd rather donate to a feminist charity than to fucking uh a murderer Donate the Patreon funds That means, kids, rights, no

Find out where Chad is going to do his set at Get out of the show, that dude Chad set before he goes up No, thank you Befriend an arsonist No Do Keanu's stand up Oh, that's fun Do we want to slap Dukeianu stand up on there instead of something?

No, we just did a stand-up thing Okay, that one's pretty good, we'll save that for Carl It's going to be confusing because they're all about, like, Gino and how her dad washed her dildo for her and stuff. I mean, I guess that would work, kind of. Adult baby cosplayed hackomania. That's funny. I don't want to be a big baby. That's fun.

What would you, okay, of what we have on here right now before we get too buried into this, because we're going to get back to it later in the show. What else on here would you switch out? Maybe dinner with a listener, because we've already done that one. Okay. That one was fulfilled by me and Nat. Yeah, that's just one of those ones we throw out there as a bone for the people who like... Cow photographer. Yeah, okay.

We'll get rid of that. Any of the other ones? No, I think those are good. Okay. Okay. What do you think? I mean, you tell me. Well, I don't want to do any more of these things, but...

We got more suggestions coming later in the show and the voicemails, too, so we'll hit those out. Okay. All right. We'll keep six open for now. Okay. So that's where we're at currently. I believe it's time to start the competition. It's actually Super Chat Monday.

I didn't want to bring it up sooner because I knew you'd forget. But we are celebrating Super Chat Monday and we appreciate all you find folks who are super chatting the show. Coach Rob just became a new member on YouTube. Thank you very much, Coach Rob. Welcome, Coach Rob. And Chris Primer, thanks to the 10 bucks. I know a great movie punishment for you, but you two censors the title. Where should I send the recommendation?

If you're bored later, check what I sent to our pal Opie this morning. He'll ban me someday. Oh, I'll definitely check that out. I won't be that hard, Chris, to get banned by Opie. I'm sure Adam Bush has already checked it out. Why is the font like this? I have no idea. Jesus Christ.

So, yeah, change that. There we go. Wheel of, what the fuck is happening? You just made it the creepster font. I sure did, didn't I? Yeah. I want like a normal one that I could read. Wouldn't that be fun?

That ain't it either. Jesus, are you even looking at what you're doing? Barely. You talking to me? I was trying to. Listen, I have point devil point coming up. I can't be here all day. None of that is my problem.

I'm going to make it your problem. Real of Consequence idea. Order everything off of woke dad's insane food truck menu. Oh, yeah. What is it? Cupcakes, pizza, and coffee, I believe, are the three items. Okay. You know what?

I'll put that on that. No, no, no. You don't want me to go to Ithaca for the afternoon? No, no. It's stupid. We don't fuck with people. That's true. IRL.

Who says I would fuck with him? I'm just saying. Okay. Michael P., thanks for the five are still undefeated with the Moonhead shirt. You're well. Welcome. Say it, say it. Go Bills. Say it. Say what?

Go Bills. No. I will say thank you for my moonhead shirt and well done to the Miami Dolphins. Thank you, Michael B. Fun game yesterday for the bills. Very fun. Berg, 8181. Thanks to 99. Love the show. Thank you guys for all the laughs. You're very welcome. This is the creep officer. I think you're at the wrong show. No, he got it. Oh, okay. Labron Mystic, thanks for the Fiverr. Make a gay workout routine video. Wearing the sounds gay I'm in shirt. So if any will have to buy one,

for himself if he loses. He could actually have the 2xl one that I have. I could borrow that. Yeah, we had to buy it in a bigger size. I don't want to wear anything you slept in. That's fucking gross. I didn't sleep in it. I put it on this morning, I said.

Put grow mutton chops on the wheel. Put grow mutton chops. Yeah. Can't dunk but great fundamentals. WMBA. No, they're not good fundamentals. It's very bad basketball. If the WNBA game is in New York, instead of the jersey, you could dress up

as the Statue of Liberty. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Okay. Adam M. 289. Consequence idea, remote egg, inserted co-assist control of the whole episode. No. That's a good one. Okay, would you do it?

No, of course not. Then I'm not doing it. How do you like that? If Carl won't do it, I won't do it. Exit only, despite what the internet thinks. I mean, you're just going to, after I pop it out, lick it clean, you a sicko. What the fuck is happening right now? You're a poop eater.

You're a poop eater. Who told you that? the internet. God damn it. The internet says a lot of wild shit. They talk a lot about you, Carl. They really do. You ready to start this wild card round? I am, buddy. All right. Ring the bell. Let's go. Let's go. UN fucko. That means you get to go first. All right. Well, I'm going to present quite the creep for you today because on the wild round, wild card rounds, we can choose any creep we want. It doesn't have to be any type of category,

which means we can find the worst of the worst on these episodes. And so I present to you. I'm so mad about this, by the way. Before he even says it, I want everybody to know, I got upset when I read this. Play my clip number one. Let's hear about the criminal charges for this creep. Fuck. 37-year-old Aaron Holt made his first court occurrence this year

for disseminating private sexual images without consent. But he appeared to do this while actually live streaming. I bet you thought I wasn't coming. Welcome to the show. It's me. It's me. It's 37-year-old. Aaron Imholt, the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show, a YouTube podcast with about 13,000 subscribers.

But one of Imholt's May shows has him in some legal trouble. He was reported for sending a photo of a naked woman that he knows to a person joining him on the podcast. That woman reported the situation to police, and now Imholt faces criminal charges. Did you check? I like tattoos more than I think. You boy didn't do too bad, did he? That's right. Revenge porn. Revenge pornographer. Aaron Imholt is my creep for this week's The Creepoff.

And let's talk about why he decided to commit revenge porn against Kayla Ricada. This is clip number two on this news report. And those words are now part of a criminal complaint against Imholt. The court documents describe a relationship breakdown between Imholt and three. others. He started disparaging them publicly on his show back at April before sending the nude photo in May. So if you want to pop up my Aaron 2 clip, just yeah, that's perfect. Let's leave that up on the screen while I present to you why this Aaron Holt guy's a real creep. How is this dude only 37? So listen to this. This guy gets invited into a polycule by Nick

Rakeet and his wife, Kayla. So he's like, Aaron, you're a dork. But we like your wife. She's pretty hot. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to let you fuck my wife. We're going to let you do all the drugs that I have, which is tons of molly and blow and ketamine, all this stuff, great whiskey. Nick's just got all these fun favors. He's like, we're going to have drug parties.

We're going to go to strip clubs. We're going to play strip twister. It's going to be a blast. And Aaron's a dork who's just like, I've never done anything like that before. Whoa. This seems pretty cool. So now he's in with the cool kids. See, this is the reason why Karmic X should not go to Vegas.

Oh, Karmic X should not go to Vegas. I've been watching that guy cry all weekend. These dorks. He should not be in Vegas. These dorks cannot handle fun, Carl. They can't. That's the problem with us. Right.

Well, so he was too much of a dork for this relationship. And he wasn't a very cool hang. You know, he'd be lecturing them about the amount of cocaine they were doing. They were like, you're coming to a Coke party and lecturing us about how much coke we're doing, sir? What are you retarded? So eventually. his wife's like, this guy has me humiliated on his show every day. And then when I want to party with our fuck buddies, he complains about it and says,

we should be feeding the children. The children are hungry. We should probably make sure they take a shower and change their clothes. Like, we're all trying to get high and fuck. What I'm the most upset about here, everybody, is this is where I would normally argue and say, sounds like he's the responsible one in the group. But then I would be defending Aaron Imhol and you are not putting me in that position. Gotcha.

you. I will not defend it. I'm just sitting here with my mouth shut. You could waste your time this week. Go ahead. So April leaves him and moves in with Nick and says, you know what? This guy sucks. Nick's fun. Aaron's a bore fast. I'm done. So then what does Aaron start doing? He starts going on a show, lying about what's been going on. But then, over time, implying and hinting that April might be a drug addict with a coke problem and that he doesn't do that sort of thing. And it wasn't very subtle because even I picked up on it. So I knew exactly what he was talking about. talking about. Behind the scenes, this creep is working with the police to help them get a search warrant for the Ricada's home.

So the police get a search warrant, knock the door down, and find all the cool shit. All the Coke and the ketamine and all the guns and all the cool fun. We're watching you Google, by the way. I don't know if you know that. Shit. Dare it. What were you looking for? I was going to try to cover for a bit to respond to this, but I fucked out.

You can do that different tab, I'm sure. Yeah. Go ahead. So the police find all this cool shit They all get arrested This is Aaron's big chance To narc on everyone Now that they've been arrested

He's like, yeah, we were all fucking And we were doing blow We were doing this and we were doing that He's giving all these details About their sex lives That none of them want out All of them are like What are you doing dude?

But they can't talk Because they're under arrest And he can So he's just letting it go He's telling his side of the story And throwing everyone on the bus That was one of the shittier parts So shittiest part

Like, number one, ratting everybody out. Yep. Makes you the creep. Yes. You, Aaron, you'll never have moral high ground when you're a fucking rat. Yep. Just remember that. You can sit there and ex-smug all you want to, but when you rat everybody out, you are a scumbag for life.

And I don't think he cares. Well, also, just being a gossipy Greg, writing people out definitely is deplorable. But then to go out and tell all the secrets about what was going on. And you would think that once you enter into a polycule, it's kind of like, goes without saying, even was said. Like, we don't talk about that. this shit outside of the Polykill guys, right?

We're not going to talk about slurping come off of April or anything like that. None of this would have came out if Aaron had kept the stupid mouth shut. We won't tell everybody how you like daddy's better. Yeah. But Aaron needed attention so badly. He needed the clout.

So he was going to do a media tour, going on all the shows and giving all the details about all of us. And his channel blew up became very popular. But he was making some enemies. He was making some powerful enemies. So then when in May he decided to send the nude of Kayla over to Gino, she pressed charges. And

he was arrested. Now, I want you to play my clip number three because it's a very important detail in this news report. Imholt told police he did not recall ever receiving or sending a nude photograph of the victim. He bailed out of jail this morning with a no

contact order in addition to no disparaging comments on social media, online, or on a podcast. Oh, he bailed out. But the Terms were no disparaging comments online. They're on a podcast. So what does Aaron do, this creep?

He decides, okay, I won't talk shit about Kayla Ricada. My buddy Gino wanted to talk shit about Kayla Ricada. So Gino takes over Aaron's show for a morning and trashes this woman. It's on Aaron's channel on his show, Trashing Kayla Ricada. So Aaron doesn't think that he's done anything wrong. He works with the prosecutor and his attorney, and they work out a plea deal. And Aaron's all cocky, and he's all excited. He's like, yep, I'm going to go in, get my $50 fine,

and then I'm going to flick everyone off with the courtroom and say, fuck off, everyone, and probably skip out of there. Well, it turns out the judge was sent some of these videos of Aaron disparagingly talking about the situation and having Gino on there to trash Kayla. So the judge rejects the plea deal and says, no, no, no, no, no. There's no way. This person is not remorseful. all for this crime that he's committed he's not he broke the terms of the release so then

fast forward a few months later he ended up having to plead guilty to a misdemeanor and was sent us to 15 days in jail that is my creep erin imholt the creepiest podcaster you'll ever know it's not even a good presentation on erin he didn't get into the choking the woman hugging her till she couldn't breathe oh there's you didn't get any of that there's a lot of things we can talk about with erin the the lore runs deep but i know how to present a story, Vinny, unlike you. I don't get it to every, all the minutia and all the details. If people know, Aaron, they know.

That's the creep to vote for at patreon.com slash the creep off. Is he? Or is it my creep that you should vote for this week? Nickricade. Oh, God damn it. You got me again. No, that's not my creep. That's what you're searching for. Yeah, it was. Totally was.

He is not my creep, even though he probably should be. Just kidding, Nick. We're all good. My creep, Carl, is we're going to go. go to a country that we don't really cover that much that we really should because there's a lot of creeps there. Pakistan. Okay. This is Havid Igbal. He's a snappy dresser. Is it the ugly Christmas sweater party's at or what's going on? Might as well be. Okay. So he is the sixth of eight children in a very upper class family in Pakistan. What that means, I don't know. His father had a ton of money and funded several businesses for him. He had a steel recasting workshop. He

owned a gym, a aquarium shop, and a video game arcade. Oh, fun. So he's a bit of an entrepreneur. Yeah. But between 1984 and 1998, he was arrested at least four times on charges of sodomy with minors. Oh, I would think after the first time, they'd probably lock you away for a bit. No, no, but here's the thing. His father had so much money. He spent a ton of money on legal fees, bribes, and out-of-court settlements to get these cases dismissed. His dad sold property and liquidated assets to keep bailing Javid out to prevent these convictions to stop ruining his family's names because his son is a PDOF file.

I see. Yeah. By the late 1990s, his dad's wealth had significantly depleted. But the last time he gets arrested in 1997, Carl, he claims the police tortured him repeatedly. Well, that's fucked up. I mean, I realize he's a PDF file. It's fine.

I'm fine with it. The fourth time through, they should be able to kick this shit out of you. probably there should be a wood chipper this is pakistan after all so he described this beating he said that he was beaten so badly by the cops they thought he was dead and they threw him in a field and left him there that's that's why you get that job which honestly cops you know you got to finish the job if this is what the job is yeah um but it's a different country and i'm all for this beat up the PDF files and throw them in fields. It's totally cool with me. Now, he gets up out of this

ditch eventually, dust himself off his ugly sweater. And he goes back to the police station to lodge a complaint about the police brutality. I would imagine. Yes. Who do I talk to you around here? He's a real care in this guy. That's where they re-arrested him. Oh, that was stupid. The police is just taking his lungs and moved on. I'm telling you something. I am now fascinated after reading this story about the legal system of Pakistan, and I'll tell you more about that in a minute. Okay. So he gets re-arrested. And during all of this, his mother has a panic attack when she finds out that this got out to journalists and the newspaper called to get a statement from the family. She freaked out, had a heart attack, and dropped dead. For real? For real. Jesus Christ.

The shame of her son killed his own mother. But it's not his fault, Carl. She died of a broken heart. Yeah. It's not his fault. He didn't kill. kill his mother because he was raping children? He didn't? No. No. It was the police's fault for beating them up and making the whole thing a big deal. That's true. So he decided he wants revenge not just on the police, but on society. If these motherfuckers are going to make my mother cry, well that guess what world

I'm going to make a hundred mothers cry. Was his plan. You brought a real life super villain. Yes. You see why I brought narrative, though? Carl, his plan was to make 100 Mother's Cry. So, starting a jude of 1998, that's when he began using his little arcade to attract street children and runaways.

Jeez, Louise. Age 6 to 16, offering free games, food, or small jobs. Once they trusted him, he took them to his villa right around the corner. That's when he would drug them. S-A-them, strangle them with an iron chain, dismember their bodies, and dissolve most of their remains

in 50-liter drums of hydrochloric acid that he bought from his steel business, his steel recasting business. So none of the kids get a second pounding? Just the one time and then they get disintegrated? Into the barrel. Interesting. You'd think they'd be like one or two, like,

oh, this could actually like a lot of keep around for a little while. He did. Oh. He had a 13-year-old boyfriend that lived there with him. Oh, okay. That was like his McColley Cock and then Michael. Jackson. And I forget that kid's name, but he actually ends up getting arrested with him later. We'll talk about him. So the way his M.O. was he would drag them, their corpses up to the roof when he was done essaying them, chopped them up and toss their bodies in these barrels.

He would then take the human sludge and dump it into whatever river, I guess, flows into India. He actually cleaned that river. So on top of that, because his goal was, you know, not just, you know, to get off and bust it out of these kids. it's to make their mothers cry and feel bad. So what he did was he recorded every murder in a notebook. The names, the age of the kids would take a picture of their desecrated body. Of course he did. Then he would take their clothes and their shoes and put them in plastic bags.

He might as well have labeled them victim one to a hundred. Right. So again, he started in June 1998. Ready for this? Yeah. By November 1999, he reached exactly 100 victims. Wow, he's on a pretty good clip there. 100 victims.

And he's like, the employees at the arcade would be like, these kids just never want to come back. I don't understand. They're having so much fun playing Street Fighter 2. And they're just not coming back anymore. Well, good for them. There's a bunch of kids in Pakistan. It's fine.

Yeah. So on December 1, 1999, he mailed a two handwritten letters to the Lahore Police headquarters and one to the editor of the Urdu Daily Zhang. the letter was a four-page long and written in clear Urdu Here's some of the key excerpts. You're ready, Carl? I'll read them to you. I have murdered 100 children with my own hands.

I have essayed them, strangled them, and dissolved their bodies in acid. I am not mad. I did this as revenge against the police who tortured me and against a cruel society. I want to make 100 mothers cry for their children the way my mother cried for me. No one told me there was going to be boasting.

Then he included his. address and said you will find proof two drums with remains closed shoes photographs and my diary but you fucking know all about this shit he added i could have killed 500 but i stopped at 100 because my work is complete he signed it avad iqbal killer of 100 children proud without remorse you know i got to give him credit for this a lot of serial killers where they trip up is they don't realize the project has been completed you know you got to complete the project and move on. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. He also scrawled on the walls of the villa in Black Marker. The bodies have been dissolved in acid. What is left is in the drums. I will commit suicide soon. Police raided the house the same day and found exactly what he described. Two acid drums containing partially dissolved remains. Stacks of labeled photographs, bags of children's clothing, and the detailed diary.

The stench was unbearable. Neighbors had complained about chemical smells for months but have never suspected murders. After letters became front page news, news and a massive manhump again. He went underground for almost a month. His elderly father suffered a stroke during this time. He's killing all his parents. He becomes bedridden and has never seen publicly again. He died and never commented on anything that happened to his son. But on December 30th of 1999, he walked into the offices of the same newspaper, the Daily Jang, wearing a suit, calmly identified himself to the staff and surrendered saying he wanted

the world to know his story. It didn't take long for them to convict him. Carl in March of 2000 he was already convicted and sentenced well yeah I mean he obviously confessed well I think it'd be pretty easy to convict someone who confesses I'm going to tell you something here yeah I appreciate in Pakistan they seem to have a lot of flexibility with the sentencing with the punishment with the punishment yeah how about this how about this what do you what do you think he should get for this um I don't know something dumb like cut up into a hundred pieces and uh what have the mom of these children get to watch that happen?

Yeah. Nailed it. You 100% nailed it. Yeah, I know. That's ridiculous. They order that he be strangled to death with the chain that he used. Cut into 100 pieces and dissolved in the acid in the presence of any of the parents that wanted to watch. Who would want to watch that? It's so much more traumatic. Like, the kid just disappeared.

I don't need to watch this guy get cut into 100 pieces. Fuck, I'd sell tickets. It sounds awful. I'd put this one in the main room. Yeah. Good point. On October 8, 2002, 2001, unfortunately, they never got the opportunity because he found a way to hang himself in his cell. The official ruling was suicide, but autopsy showed extensive bruising and injuries consistent with a severe beating beforehand.

So I think they were probably kicking the shit out of him and he hung himself anyway. Cool. His body was never claimed and he was buried in secret. So I want to point this out again, the entire series of 100 murders is just under a year and a half. It's all it took it. That's roughly five to six victims per month, one every five to six days for a year and a half. But let me ask you this.

Did you ever have a buddy who hooked him up with tons of drugs and fun and his wife? And then he tattled on them to the police? No. Yes, he did. Actually. At the Craitrod.com slash the creeper. Well, actually, that's what I wanted to bring up was his little, his little buddy, his little 13-year-old boy toy that lived with him.

Yeah. You see, that kid also got arrested after this because it, Turns out he was helping him hold some of the other kids down and all that stuff. So they were all having a good time. And the only reason the cops knew that is because this asshole told on him. Oh, what a jerk. Yeah, he's a rat too. So make sure when you go to the creepoff, if you're tired of Carl's shit, go to patreon.

com backslash the creepoff and vote for your pal, Vinnie. This is what a wild card is all about. Avid Igbal, clear winner. Great presentation, Vinnie. Thank you very much for bringing that man. I don't know how we have not featured him on the creep off yet. Oh, I got to say, man, when I read that story, I was completely floored. Very good.

Well, we are celebrating Super Chat Monday over here, and so we want to thank you all for celebrating it with us. We couldn't do it without you. Yeah, let's pick up here. Labron Mystic. We got that one, grow mutton chops. So many. All right. Where a dog, okay, sorcerer a gypsy.

Thanks for the two bucks. wear a dog cone and have to eat family bag Doritos. That's not bad. I could do that easily. Yeah, yeah, you're right. No, you'd have too much fun with that. It would be humiliating. No, I wouldn't.

It would be humiliated. I wouldn't like that one at all. All right. Well, I'm going to consider that one. Yee, Carl has this don't even need to see Vins. I don't think so. Tuckie's unpaid staff. Yep, that's right.

Vote for Carl. Aaron Imholt. Next picks. Nice to see again. Thanks for the 279 Canadian. Calling it now, ring it up. Carl W. Sorry, Vinny.

Hell yeah. Captain cheese thanks to the $4.99, another slam dunk for Carl. I heard his creep drinks baby batter. That is true. Rock Warby, 2002. Did Aaron's prison buddies know he was a snitch? Nope. No, he didn't tell him that part.

And Labran missed a $2.00. Carl brought Aaron Vinnie. Where's Stut Joe? You fool. Yeah, you fucked out. I did not. You done fucked up, bra. Avid Igbal.

Not a fuck up. That should be our winner this week. All right. Are you ready for a cop cam? Am I? Let's go. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me, Cause Cockham. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. This one comes in from Jose Cardinas. Thank you, Jose. Thank you very much, Jose. It starts off with a girl who's speeding around in her speedy little car right past a police officer who's out on foot trying to solve a hit. and run case.

Uh-oh. Which gate is it? While investigating a hit-and-run crash, an officer hears a nearby car rapidly accelerating. You, stop, stop, stop. Instead of slowing down, the driver of the Mustang GT stomps on the gas and speeds off. Okay. The pissed off cop quickly hops into his car, but is too slow to catch up with the Formula One wannabe. All right, so this guy is driving all around.

Now, what's crazy is, you see, this is a very residential area. He starts driving around through neighborhoods and actually finds the car parked next to a house. Uh-oh. So he walks in. When you do that, you got to park in the garage. Yeah, you got to hide the car. You speed by a cop. So, yeah, he knocks on the door, and she comes out.

My clip number two. Do you guys know his white Mustang this is? Uh, tell her to come out. Yeah, can you have him step out? Hello. Hi. Innocent. Innocent.

Kind of. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Turn around, put your hands behind your back. You're underwerex for fleeing and a living law enforcement. What? I walked out, flagged you down, told you to stop, and you rapidly accelerated away from me. What?

Yes, ma'am. What do you think, Betty? I think she deserves a warning on this one, don't you? I think she deserves a nice dinner. That's what I think, too. I think that, you know, if I can get your phone number, maybe we can make this go away. There's lots of ways we can solve this problem, ma'am. So, would you like Kyle Bikini?

She is confused about what she's done wrong, so he explains that we have the recording of it. We got you. Well, she's blonde, so take your time. It's all on body, Kim. You're under arrest for fleeing and alluding law enforcement. Come here. Can I just call her mom? Yeah, you call her mom.

Is I on her phone right there? I am a law enforcement officer, fully used. uniform, telling you to stop because you're passing all those cars in a double yellow. You pass multiple. It doesn't matter. You still fled law enforcement. And then you rapidly accelerated as you went by me. You didn't stop and do anything.

Don't even hit the brakes. She's got a little bit of an attitude problem there, Betty. Yeah, I don't like her as much anymore. Well, a little too saucy. Yeah, I mean, she's rubbing people the wrong ways. We're going to find out. But first, my clip number four, she has a question about, you know, she's one of these people was just like, I didn't do anything wrong.

I'm going to court for this. And she's correct. Can we go to court for this? Absolutely. You're going to be going to court no matter what. And you said you have it on Dodge Cam? I have it on body camp. Even better because I was right there.

Oh, okay. So what's your name? This is next to the police and ever. All right. So she's not taking this very seriously right now. You might have noticed many. And this police officer. She's like smirking at her family as the cop explaining it to her.

I think she's used to getting her way. Well, when the cop says, by the way, oh, I have it on dash cam and body cam, which is even better because I was standing right there. Yeah. She's still smirked everybody. She doesn't understand what's going on. She's very much used to getting her way. But I got to tell you, this cop is also kind of being a dick. And I don't know what the bugs up his ass because he keeps saying, I'm fully uniformed police officers.

It was like disrespected or something. So clip five, this is kind of a dick move. I'm also, I'm also towing your car and putting it on a 30-day old. so just let you know a 30 day hold you don't have to do that he's grounding her for yeah right what the fuck is that all about oh i want justice for this girl why even tow the car

it's it's at her friend's house it's in her driveway it's that her this is her friend's house that she's at i say um i say we fire this cop for harassing this girl this cop is a real he's got a real fucking problem if i listen man i would have turned and Florentine. What are you my dad? Well, it's funny you say that. You take away my car.

It's funny you say that because she calls her dad on the phone and explains to him what happened. And her dad's not too pleased in my next clip here. Is she being a bitch like my ex-wife? All right. So you'll probably be in jail for the weekend then. Yeah. Okay. Because you're not going to get out right away. Why were you going that? I passed one car I passed one car because he was going like 30 and I passed him

my daughter's fan so why didn't you pull over at the time when he waved you down to stop why didn't you stop because it wasn't like he was I didn't I didn't even know I just saw a person at white black and then so she should not be having this conversation in front of the police officer there's another cop there now too as you can tell by the other body cam that we're watching. So this is really dumb of the dad to be like, why did you stop? Ah, you know, I didn't want to. Or, you know, it's like, don't confess any of this shit.

Just be like, I'm not talking about this. Well, here's the worst thing that she said. So if I said, I didn't see him, I didn't see anything. She's like, well, all I saw was a guy in white and black. Oh, I saw as the guy looks exactly like this guy next to me here. Dummy. You stupid idiot. Well, it turns out that Dad's probably had to put up with her shit a bit as well.

So clip seven, he starts laying into her. Okay. I'm actually an instructor for speed measurement, so smart. I'm not laughing. I wouldn't be laughing. It's a felony. You committed a felony. Don't laugh at that.

Yeah, I mean, you're being cocky. You're not even being polite. You're not even using manners. Yeah, this has been her the entire time, sir. I know. That's what I don't get with her. It's just total ridiculous. So you don't understand what you just did.

I do. Oh, you do you? Really. Like, how do you understand? what you're doing, because you're being a smart ass the whole time to me, too. So I can only imagine how you're speaking to an officer.

God bless good fathers. Yeah, well, it's kind of weird that they're like ganging up on her, like, on speaker phone just going, yeah, she's a bitch, I know, she is a bitch. And the pylon continues video, my next clip. Oh, man, if I was the dad, I'd be like, officer, you have my permission to taser. Seriously.

He's got the body cam on. So you just totally screwed your whole shit up, nursing degree, everything. You just did it because you're being invincible. But guess what? You're going to spend a weekend in jail and you'll see how invincible you are. You know what? It might teach you a lesson now, maybe.

You know? Because you just don't listen. Don't listen. She's not even, she is not listening. She's not. She's just like, look at it. She's like, I'll look at a butterfly. She's looking at the other way.

Yeah, she's like, oh, wow, my dad's yelling at me again. By the way, the dad needs to kind of. down too. He's got a lot of like Alec Baldwin style vibes here. You're rude little piggy. You know, I'm waiting for him to color that. It sounds like I agree with that Amber Ler 29 in the chat. Sounds like Richard Christie.

I think he's doing a crank call. And I pretend to be your father. You're not even polite to the officer. So you saw the friend's mom there. She's just kind of like trolling around for some reason. I don't know what she's doing. But she seems to be taking joy in this too. It seems like everyone hates this bitch.

because she's all excited that she's going to get strip search when she goes to jail it's not fun be prepared to be strict searched what strip shirts to take everything and you bend over

and now that you know that if you do have anything on you and you introduce it to the brain to fail as a felony okay I'll just I tell everybody I arrest Could you imagine

if she did have a butt plug in right now she's like okay well this is a I said, can I go inside and remove what time? Yeah, thank you. You know. Did you see the friend's mom, though, going, yeah, you're going to get a shift search. That's not going to be fun.

She's fucking giggling about it. De Laos, this bitch, would you? Right. She's got to be the worst friend her daughter has. I think they all hate her. I don't hate her, though. I think she's pretty cute, especially when you see this next clip of her in the back of the cop car with better lighting. Okay.

Here we go. Let's see. How long do you think I'll be there? Well, it depends. I'm pretty sure that it's a third-degree thing. felony. So you'll have a bond. So a couple hours, then you'll be able to bond out. She's hot. Who bonds are out. It ain't going to be dad. Nope. I am volunteering. Probably three or four guys

are going to be on the way to that station. I would imagine. All right. So then, uh, it turns out the cop, the guy was being a real prick. He knows her family. If she had just been polite and nice to the guy, I think she would have gotten out of this. by clip 11 here no shit yeah what she literally admitted the entire thing like i've known the family for for a long time played football with her older brother yep i know your dad i know your brother very well did you play baseball or like football with them well i played football for a long time yeah i follow them on facebook yeah if the crime that i'm charging with wasn't a felony i could have just wrote you a ticket and be done with it but unfortunately it's a felony

no matter what i have to make a physical arrest you have like zero criminal history right yeah i mean one time i shoplifted when i was 16 but i don't think it's on there did they charge you with anything or no no can this get expunged or anything potentially if you have no criminal history or anything like that yeah you know they they might work with you god damn it that chick would have just been talking about spitting on a dick or something she could have been famous tiger lily makes a great point dead-eyed sociopath right there normal girls would have emotion about this she could not agree more fuck it's very odd but she's going to school for nursing i think that's one of the characteristics you need to become a nurse thank

god i hope this stops her from becoming a nurse this is the last person i want to deal with i don't know about that i don't care i'm bleeding out and she's just rolling her eyes dude i don't care she's bad at her job that's the nurse i want i'm taking that one um so so like i said she admitted to the whole thing which was very dumb she did end up bonding out she only waited for a couple hours and she's awaiting trial right now. So thank you, Jose, for sending that into us. Well done, Jose. More hot chicks getting arrested, please. Yep, we like those. All right, Carl, it's time for our voicemail segment. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Perfect time to bring

the kiddos to our mall to see our new Santa. Guess which felony was convicted of us? and earn a free candy cane. See you in Syracuse. Beautiful. Thank you, McBride. All right, Carl. A lot of thoughts today. A lot of voicemails. Let's start off with our buddy Ronnie in Syracuse.

Hey, Ronnie in Syracuse idea for the wheel. I couldn't comment on Patreon because I'm not a supporter there. I support on Supercast. So can't do that. And when you get the picks of Danny, make sure you send them to the Supercastle so Carl can help you with that. As to the wheel, one of you guys, whoever loses, should have to go to some busy area, maybe downtown, Rochester,

and hold up a sign that says, struggling podcaster, please join my site. And then you could have, Carl could hold up for, what the hell is it, subreddit surfing, and Vinny could hold up for WAPP, You could be one of these people that says Yeah, I'm struggling in because you help me And hold up that side

No, thank you. I like that one. I don't want a panhandle. I wanted you to panhandle. I don't want a panhandle promoting your show. I think that'd be fun. I like that idea. I can't believe your phone's probably blowing up.

Who's the secret Santa, the isotope show? I'm on pins and needles waiting for the news, Carl. I can't wait to hear. If it's Kaly and like a Santa bikini, I would spread that news. you might get more than 10 people at the show. Good point. See you.

It could be. It probably isn't. It could be. Another consequence idea. Hey, guys, I have a consequence. I seem to remember that the last time you guys had put on the wheel that you would wear the body suit. Somebody had suggested that you were going to wear like a latex body suit and walk around downtown Rochester as if you were naked. That's not on the wheel, and I'm wondering why.

Okay, bye. Is it because it's wintertime? Probably. I don't even remember that one. I do remember that. Okay. Well, we could consider that one. We could consider that one.

Hey, the creep-off. It's Beeshoek. I got a creep-in port for you. This, like, middle-aged Hispanic dude, Latinx, I think they prefer, offered my girlfriend from Coke to suck his cock, just out of the blue. And the worst part is this Coke fucking suck.

Thank you, fuck you. I love it. I knew that was going to happen. Oh. Oh, that sucks, Beef, Chuck. All right, I have a voicemail. Go ahead. What you look at that.

Carl, Carl wins the creep off. The voting gets moved to Patriot. What's your look at that? The voting gets moved to Patreon. Carl actually wins. What you look at that? What's you look at that? Oh, geez.

Vinny Spinney. It's almost like Vinny's been cheating this whole time. Go figure. I'm still in charge of counting the votes. If I was cheating, don't you think I would not be spinning the wheel today? I think you're throwing me a bone. You'll go back to cheating. You'll go back to cheating soon.

I would beat you every time if I could. There are no votes. I would beat you into the fucking ground until you're a husk, Carl. Until you're a formless husk before I would give up and lose willingly. Fuck you! All right. This is a fun joke. if Vinnie was black

What would his nickname be? Do you want to guess? I have no idea. Vinegar. It was hard art. Sir, do not leave those types of voice mails. Vinega. Yes.

Here's another, a creep report. Yo, it's the most day out of Detroit. I got a creep report. Just a good old-fashioned one. First guy involved. This is a situation my mom has been helping out with. She's really going to have paperwork and law stuff, so she just kind of weighs in and helps out some friends

who's going through a really bad situation involving a ESO Doe situation. It's a whole nightmare. The feds have picked up charges. It's gotten that bad. But either way, that guy is incredibly fucked, and I want to report his friend as a creep because in the case, some text messages went out where that guy was living, that he has a friend who he is trading sexual favors for rent.

I wonder what else he's trading to that guy for rent, considering he's been caught with a lot of etho-dose situational material. Creep report on that dude. I can't really reveal names because the cases are ongoing, but, like, cops in that area, you know who I am. Look into them. Thank you. Bye.

If you're going to out people on this show, we need names, addresses, photos, Social Security number. Yep. And any cow bikini picks? Yes. All right. There was one other one I want to play.

I've got to find it. Sorry. She. She. All right. Who cares? One of them was, and I cannot find it. It's my fault.

Maybe I accidentally deleted it. Someone suggested that I wear, you know, the little stinker costume, the lollipop. And the sailor suit to Hekomania for the show. Yeah, it's too far away, though. Hackamini is a long ways away. Oh, so you want me to suffer immediately? Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just make you wait as long as I have to wait.

I mean, it would take you a calendar year for some of these? There you go. Oh, you piece of shit. He's getting home bitchy now. You get cranky for it to spin that wheel, buddy. You get real cranky today. I follow the rules, the spirit of the rules on this show, Carl. You know I always do

You know I always do Piece of shit All right I guess it's time for a scum parade And then we're gonna spin the wheel It's time for us to listen To the scone parade With our two murders

and jokes and gay walking You'll hear about a time He fought his door We got one of a year Scum parade We're gonna hear of Scum Parade Raise a Scumperay Yeah

A Stone Man says we can make that, the consequence at the live show, the little stinker. Oh, that could be fun. Yeah. So I'm not wearing a leader hose again. That sucked. I believe that. That definitely did not look comfortable. I had three fucking outfit changes on the Saturday of Hacabania.

Can I just wear clothes? Nope. Just wear my normal clothes, please. Nope. I want to introduce you to this gentleman. This is Christian Negri. He is a former human resource manager at France's culture. ministry, Carl. He is now awaiting trial on allocations that over nine years, he provided over

240 women with coffee and teas laced with a potent and illegal diuretic that he knew would make them need to urinate. Now, that is a fun prank. That's what I thought too. That's why we're talking about. Making women pee themselves is hilarious. He would then often suggest continuing the interview outside, taking the job seekers on a lengthy stroll far from the toilets. Look at how beautiful it is out here. How often you've been to Paris, huh? This is really nice. It's going to walk around a little bit. The woman reported, women reported dizziness and trembling. Some were forced to urinate in public while others wet their clothes, leaving the interviewee humiliated and traumatized. At that point, I didn't even know this type of attack existed, said one victim.

Yeah, I've never been part of a peep prank that I know of. That's fun, though. I like it. Okay, check this out. There's a couple of examples here. At one point, point, this one woman was contacted via LinkedIn, invited to Paris for an interview at the prestigious culture ministry building near the Lou. He led her into the meeting room, offered her a cup of coffee, which she accepted out of politeness. She pressed

the button on the coffee machine, Carl, which was located in a busy corridor. She alleges Negri picked up her coffee, turned to greet a colleague, and then walked across the corridor before returning to her and handing her the drink. Smooth. Nothing suspicious there. He then allegedly suggested

going to go view some monuments, saying the weather's marvelous shall we keep walking she was led around by him through the gardens answering questions in an interview process lasting several hours but i felt an increasing need to urinate she said my hands were trembling my heart was palpitating beads of sweat were running down my forehead and i was turning reddy said i said i'm going to need a technical break but he kept walking all right so it's just kind of a dick that actually yeah eventually she couldn't hold on crotching down on the side of a tunnel leading to a footbridge he approached took off his jacket and said i'll shield you at least he's a gentleman yeah it was open for that i thought that was strange she said

she left the interview devastated blamied herself for messing up she suffered nightmares avoided paris and stopped looking for work oh stop it that's the shit you say when you know something's going to go to trial four years later she was contacted by the police his alleged assaults were first discovered in 2018 after a colleague reported him for allegedly attempting to take a photograph of the legs of a senior official during the police investigation, a spreadsheet was discovered on his computer titled Experiments, where he allegedly recorded the times of the drugings and the women's reactions. Okay, I take it back.

It's not a fun prank. No fun pranks involves spreadsheets. This guy's a dork. Tell it to Moody. Seriously. The details had been, her name, this person we just talked about had been entered into the spreadsheet along with the photos of her lower legs. He was placed under investigation for charges ranging from drugging to S.A.

He was removed from the culture of ministry, but to continue. to work in the private sector while awaiting trial. A weirdo. Dude, what a what a fucking wild story. I know. It started up, but it was like, oh, this is kind of funny. And they're like, oh, no, this guy's just a creep. Never mind. Watching them, like, the shot in Freud of it.

And he's just asking the question. Oh, is it the statue beautiful? Just getting awful. He knows she's got a piss and she's like doing the peepee dance. Yep. Where do you see yourself in five years? Niagara Falls? You ever been there? Oh, hold on. Let me just turn on this water. faucet. Let me just check. I'm just checking the water. You should have seen yesterday. It was raining really hard. It was really coming down. I bet you this motherfucker took her by

fountains. Oh yeah, for sure. Let's just sit and watch for a moment, shall we? All right. Let's meet Tyler Berghoff, shall we? He's 35 years old, and he is from Missouri. He was arrested on Arsson charges last month after he allegedly set a home in Independence, Missouri on fire while four people were inside, Carl. Yeah, but he was a pretty good guitarist in screaming trees. I don't know if you recognize it or not. Is that him? pretty sure a witness identified him as the man they saw watching the flames and laughing in front of the house while it was on fire Dude, love what you do, and you never work a day in your life before he ran away. That's great.

The owner of the home who said she knew Berghoff reported seeing him outside yelling and laughing before the fire started. Another witnesses reported seeing Berghoff take a blue can from under a table on the porch. He reportedly knocked on the door, but the residents did not answer the door. Investigators found the blue can near the fire damage on the front porch. It contained acetone. The fire damage to the porch put siding, but did not spread inside the house. All four residents were evacuated safety. He denied starting the fire.

But according to court records, he has previous arrest for drug distribution and property damage. He's been given a $30,000 bond. And fun fact, in the future, he'll be playing basketball with Aaron Imholt in jail. He loves playing basketball with arsonists. Sure does. All right, let's talk about this guy. This is Carl Taylor. He's charged with murder and tampering evidence.

Houston police sent a press release. Cops responded to an 8.30 a.m. November 25th to a bus stop. And they found an unresponsive man sitting. in a wheelchair and paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene. Detective said they found evidence of a murder at a nearby apartment. According to court records, cops believe Taylor beat the man with a TV and other objects. He then allegedly placed the man in a wheelchair before being seen on surveillance video rolling the victim to the bus stop and leaving them there.

You know, TVs have become so inexpensive. They're not being used as murder weapons. Vinnie, I don't remember a time. I'm going to beat my old man self. minute here. But when high-definition television first started coming out, I was pretty early to that game. Yeah. I spent thousands of dollars on the television. There's no way I'd use that to murder someone. The nicest TV in Best Buy at one point was like a 50-inch plasma screen. And it was like $12,000. Yeah. And it would wait a ton. Yep. Yep. It would just take your wall down

in your house. It had a load-supported wall. You couldn't run your refrigerator while it was odd. But other than that, it was a great TV. It looked awesome. Do you want to bludgeon someone to death try the new Sony Ultralight. You're right. That's what I need. Yeah. Either way, prosecutors said they found bloody towels, a broken TV, and drag marks,

which appeared to be from where Taylor dragged the victim across the apartment floor. Yeah, yeah. I'm no detective, but this didn't sound like a tough one to solve, guys. Fun fact, the apartment complex is reportedly for low-income seniors and disabled adults. Sounds like a fun place to hang out, huh? I got to be honest with you, man. That sounds like hell to me.

Yep. Because, say you're a senior citizen. You didn't do well in life, but you're old. You deserve to retire with some dignity. Don't stuff me into the house with a bunch of disabled people. Just because I'm old. They just cram them all in there together. So you were just down at Holiday Village this past weekend.

Thanks for coming down and checking out the ice steps. And right across from where they have the ice skating rink, there's that building there. And that's exactly what this is that they're discussing. It's like elderly people and disabilities and stuff. That's on my bike route. I ride by there every day. always an ambulance, always a fire truck. It's just, it looks like a horrible, horrible place to live.

Just nonstop people getting dragged out and stretchers. Yep. Or in wheelchairs. Or in wheelchairs are getting bludged by a television, right? Like, do you remember when you see like a picture where they would break a mirror over, somebody's head in the frame would still be how that? Yeah. This guy's just got a flat street around his neck.

And he's just got little birds flying around like a cartoon. I get it. So he is being held. on $130,000 bonds. Record show Taylor has an extensive criminal background, dating back two decades on charges, including theft, making terroristic threats, and resisting arrest. Making terroristic threats?

I'd like to hear about this. Is he threatening to fly a plane into a building or something? What kind of threat would that be? I'm going to beat your ass with a Trinitron. Is he going to drive into a crowd of carolers? What kind of terroristic threat is he up to? That sounds fun. Well, thank God he's locked up for the holidays.

All right. Carl, in this next story, it reminded me that Weight Watchers is coming up this Thursday. I should probably point that out. Weight Watchers is happening this Thursday. Weight Watchers, the secret club that you are invited to, Patreon.com slash the creepoff. It's a secret wink, wink at the you know where right here. So in this next story, Carl, they refer to the creep as an 18-year-old beauty queen. I'll let you be the judge on that. Whoa.

She's a beauty, all right. at the state fair maybe Yeah, put a blue ribbon on that thing This is Trinity Pogue She is in trial right now in Georgia Because she beat her boyfriend's toddler son to death Allegedly because she resented the boy And wanted to form a family with her own children

Prosecutors Lewis Lamb told jurors That this baby suffered catastrophic injuries Including bruises on his head A fractured skull, lacerated liver and key to the cases when and how the boy suffered these injuries. Lamb says the brain bleed shows that J.D. had to have been hit in the head within hours of being taken to the hospital. So on January 14th, the police got called about the death to the hospital,

about the death of a child. He was taken to the emergency room and he was unresponsive. Multiple interviews and examinations of the evidence. They started leading towards good old Miss Piggy over here because she was the one who was left there. with the kid yeah in fact i have actual audio from that my diagnosis bad babysitting she's bad babysitter yeah um she resented this kid in text messages um she said things like i can't stand being around jd anymore he hates me and i hate him yeah she doesn't like the kid

i can't stand being around this baby he hates me and i can we talk about this baby's name jd um what's the real name jack's did And Drew Williams? No, the real name is Romeo. Oh, yeah. This kid has more names than Diddy, first off. It's a real Sean Combs. But also, any kid named Romeo, it's going to be annoying.

So she might have done the world of favor with this one. You ever meet a Romeo that you want to hang around with? No. Never once. Never once. They're the worst. And let me tell you something. Even if you're a parent and you think this is a good idea at some point, this is going to get your kid laid,

it's going to turn off every woman they meet for the rest of now until eternity. I mean, you'll probably get some skanks, but yeah, I know what you mean. Please, you could get those without having a dumb name. Yeah, of course. It's where there's skanks. All right. So she's on trial, and I hope she rots. Yeah.

You don't like murdering 18-month-old babies? Maybe that's not your thing? I can't say I'm a fan of it, Carl. You're going to guys, people who do that. Are you ready to spin this freaking wheel? What do we want to put on number six? What were we added in the number six? What was the thing that we talked about, the latex suit walking around the city?

Body suit or what was the other thing? The only ones that I remember were body suit, little stinker at hackomania, or I'm not shaving my beard. Oh, so you do remember that one. I remember that one. All right. Let's do hackermania because you, you argued with me about that. Let's do little stinker at hackamania. Okay.

Because that was last year I had to wear the later hosen, so. It seems like it would be fair if I landed on it. Yeah. I agree. Mm-hmm. This is bullshit. All right. This is exciting, everybody.

Come on and give that wheel a spin. Someone but five wins. Spin it so the pain can now begin. And if you're pissed that people vote, don't whine because you'll be just... All right, everybody. Don't watch your co-host glow. So come on spin it round and round.

Here it goes. round it goes and number four do something nice for the ghost yes yes merry christmas this is exciting i'm my birthday coming up i always do something nice for you on your birthday and christmas that is true leave me alone i actually bought you a nice gift

already no phone calls or text messages i don't ever call or text you lose my number wow lose my number on my birthday asshole um if that's all it is fine no problem you gotta do something nice for me buddy you gotta do something nice for me buddy this is exciting i'll take suggestions for that okay i'll take suggestions for something nice i could do

for car that's a good idea okay okay motherfucker um let's look at the superchats it is super chat monday i got to bounce out of here and get prepped for uh a big pdp featuring miss judy and vince the lawyer today on uh my channel that's right we'll be talking to miss judy on point devil point did you uh have to get vince the lawyer to make that happen yeah vince wanted to tag along Are you actually going to let him on your show? I suppose. Holy shit. If he's good.

Wow. If he's good. Yeah, good luck. Labr and Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. Carl brought Aaron, Vinnie, where's Stuccio, Fool? We got that one. And our buddy, Ebni, 5191. Thank you very much for the 20 pounds.

Nice. Thanks for all the entertainment throughout the year. Only Haggis tossing and soccer violence on Scottish TV on a Monday night. Do a Mick Hackamania here in Glasgow someday. I'll pay Carl and Imholt for the win. I'll take you up on that, buddy. I'd love to go to Glasgow. She stood up that cup at prom.

This is his revenge, the cop. I think she's talking about the war. Yeah, it didn't seem like that, didn't it? He was angry. And our friend here, you could read this one, Carl. Little, little, little says, Yo, Carl, Vin is better than you with the creep-off. Club for the douche, more opi and Ron.

Love you, bye. He makes good points. You know, with that fought, we can actually make out what those characters are, and I was actually right about that. L-I-I-L-L-L-L-L-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. I was pronouncing it right the whole time. That's incredible. I know.

I'm good at stuff. Well, everybody. Not the creep off, but other stuff. Yeah. You know what maybe I'll do for you? Maybe I'll come over to your house bright and early every day and, you know, do some make-you-breakfast in your kitchen. How about install my dishwasher? Because I still don't have a dishwasher in my kitchen.

How about I just show up every day and just hang out like a pal? I'm eating off of paper plates during the bills game at my house, many. This is how dire things are in the... hamburger household well at least i'm not going to a wmba game that's true all right everybody subredded surfing is live tonight we are doing our holiday edition of m i the asshole so feel free to join us for that carl's doing his showpoint dabble point until next friday when all of you bonus content subscribers get a bonus episode it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Good, Gia.

It's the cream. And Vince doesn't exist.