The Creep Off - Episode 292: The Brennan Method for Police Interaction

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

 This week, Karl and Vinnie head to the Crossroads of America to make their nominations for the biggest creep in the Hoosier State: Indiana. The Scum Parade rolls through with a fresh lineup of absolute garbage humans, we meet a man who cannot handle taking orders from a female police officer, and Vinnie sets a record for speed on completing his latest consequence. 

Hey, Carl, it's time to shill. We're going to be back at Hackamania this year. Can you believe people are not going to go to Hackamania? That'd be crazy. What are they stupid moron idiots? It doesn't be the dumbest idiot to not go to Hackamania. It's in Las Vegas. It's in Las Vegas.

So there's a perfect excuse to get out to Las Vegas right off the top. And then there's a live podcast with all your friends hosting them. Carl, we had a request. Someone sent us an email this weekend, asked us to be on our show. Yes, we did. That's correct. Yeah, I don't want to tease who it is, but you can guess who would request to be on the creep off at Hackamania. The only way you're going to find out is if you're there. That's true, because we will drop no hints about who would be into really gross things that happen when we talk about people losing all their bodily fluids when they're murdered.

So you'll have no idea who might be our special guest on the creep off. Fluids. Yeah, I have no idea. That's a good tease, no clue. Either way, you get your tickets right now at Hackamania.com, and I believe they're still. a 10% off promo code. Is that correct, Carl? That's correct. It is creep. All right. Let's giddy up and get this show going.

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Gosting, vomited, dozing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and joining me as always. It's hot cucka, carl.

What is happening? Vinnie Paulino, good to see you, my friend. It's great to see you, too. Happy Super Chat Monday. Happy. Oh, my gosh. Happy Carl Miss week. With all of the holidays going on,

I forget the Super Chat Monday today. That's amazing. December, man. Always so many gifts to buy. So much going on. Your big half birthday is coming up later this week. That's a big deal for everyone. Vin,

10th of the quarter. Whatever you want to call it. Sure. I'm bad at fractions. Yep. Either way, man, I'm really happy about it. And I got to tell you something, Carl.

I even said half birthday. I'm really excited to announce something, Carl. what's that uh i believe i've set a record for completion of a creep off consequence let me explain what this show is real quick and then i want to get into that because i'm intrigued by it great this is a show where vini and i bring the biggest creeps that we can find in a certain category today it is creeps from indiana because i believe we're celebrating john's recent stand-up show that was no it's the kid who won the heisman oh right right right hysman yeah yeah yeah so vini and i both bring creep in we present who we think is the biggest creep in that category you all listen and watch and

then you decide who brought the bigger creep and you go over to patreon.com slash of the creep off you do not have to be a member to go on there and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep the next week we have our results girl danny tell us who won the previous round when one of us gets to five wins we win that round and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences i won the most recent round of the creep off which is rare and so vini had to spin the wheel of consequences last week and last week he spun and he got to do a good deed for the co-host do something nice for the co-host i believe it um i want to make sure we have this right it was do something right for your co-host yes that is correct okay so this is uh i'm intrigued because you you messaged me and

you said yep it's already done yep so i don't see there's no um prostitute underneath my desk nope i was kind of hoping that would be the thing nope i don't have any pants on for that specific reason Yep, that guy left. Fuck, okay. Why, you saw my tea? Here, ladies and gentlemen, to prove that I have completed my creep-off consequence, the Cardiff Electric. This is pre-recorded because he couldn't make it to be here, but here we go.

Oh, hi. It's me, Cardiff Electric. I'm here today on the Creep-off to shout out my friend and co-host, Vinnie Paulino, as he did something kind for me this week. I want to make sure the creep-off audience recognizes Vinny the kind of guy who does something kind for his co-ho. What the fuck?

Yes! Yes! I'm a big baseball fan. One of my favorite Toronto Blue Jays is Rochester's own Ernie Clement. Vinny, being such a Rochester elite, was able to get me autographed baseball from that guy, Ernie Clement. Really excited about it. Really happy.

My friend and co-host, Vinnie Paulino, did something kind for me, his co-host, Cardiff Electric, on the show we do together, subreddit surf. I am so glad the Blue Day's lost the World Series now. Suck it, Carl. Fuck you, Cardiff.

Fuck you. Going to the mail to Cardiff Electric today. World Series record holder Ernie Clement, autographed baseball, going to my co-host, Cardiff Electric. You've got to love. Vinnie Carlino. Now, do you think I'm that kind of an asshole that I didn't do

anything for you? Yes. I do. That's why that thing exists on the wheel of the first place. It's so wild that we would do something nice for each other. Carl, I know you're also a sports fan. I am. So if you will turn around. Okay. And look towards a other way. Other way. And look, there's a rolled up something there. There's a rolled up. Oh, yeah, there is. Yeah, that's for you.

Okay. That's for your studio. I think you're going to enjoy it. Oh, very nice. Let's see what we got. Should I look at? Should I do it? Yeah, absolutely. Showed up to the, show to the audience. I got you your very own Angel Reese poster. Yes. Tell me it's autographed. Come on. I'll sign it for you later. Go fuck yourself.

Well done, Vinny. Angel Reese. That's fantastic. I went to bring this to Detroit and give it to my buddy Drew. He might like that and his team. Well, you enjoy my friend. Thanks, man. Wow. No problem. Here are you tell us who won last week, though. Ladies and gentlemen, it's our

It's our results, girl, Danny. Oh, no, alert. Hi, guys. Hey, good to see you, Danny. It's good to see you. It's been so long, it feels like. Yeah, I know. We've been fucking around a little bit.

We're back to regular shoe format today. We did miss you. Do what? We did miss you. I just watched old episodes. Me too. Yeah. Oh, good.

I missed you guys, too. Oh, tell us more. Shucks. What do you mean? What do you want to know? Or just tell us the results of the show, baby. Just tell me the results. What do you mean, Vinny?

That's a great question. People should ask Minnie that all the time. What do you mean? For the wild card round last week, the winner with 51% of the vote goes to Vinny. Big job. Great job. Carl or oh man car oh boy 51% of the vote you said correct okay all right did you really think you were going to beat me with Aaron well I thought you were going to be me with Aaron Imbold

but my guy murdered a hundred people yeah but it's Aaron Immol what we're talking about God damn it here's where you fucked up oh please explain me where I fucked up I lost by like three votes explained this to me Vinnie gladly stupid pay attention here's how you lost yeah well go on It is the month of December, yeah? Yep. Okay. What's coming up? Aaron M.

Holt's birthday. No. Well, maybe. Creep of the year. Creep of the year. You're fucking idiot. At the end of the year, you could have nominated Aaron for Creep of the year and you bite a one. You're right.

You stupid idiot. I'm bringing fucking Cardiff now for Creep of the year. So dumb. Such a dummy. All I have to do is play Cardiff going to Sedering John. Okay, John. You're right. You're right, John.

okay john you're right i'll give that to you john that should get me a victory on that week just pull some subred at surfing clips i have plenty that'll prove he's a creep okay i have plenty especially the ones about him and real dolls oh yeah watch our own episode back okay find out what's going on there danny don't get weirded out it's okay um at danny desolation on instagram danny it's also becoming the end of the year um how's that cow bikini looking We'll definitely have it by Christmas. Oh, nice. That's a nice update.

For people who are on our Patreon, patreon.com slash the creepop. Not only do you get bonus episodes every single Friday and some doozies on there. But apparently, our results girl will be in a cow bikini. Yeah, she picked out a nice one. You're going to have to be a member to find out. So make sure you're following her on Instagram at Danny Desolation.

And as always, we thank you for the results, Danny. You have a great week. You too. Bye. Bye, Danny. I didn't mean to cut her. off that's funny when you do it's how he's better

what a good start to an episode so what are you talking about springing your step today I should have fucking known you got the victory you have the joke consequence

you got it all figured out today don't you yeah I rubbed my balls on this too I'm mailing it to Cardiff so that's giving it to be funnier I'm living large today let me fart in it before you send it done okay

done deal you got a funnel it's this plastic thing. Roddy and Syracuse says, don't forget the supercasters, yes. We got the people on Supercast. I also want the cow bikinis. Fun fact about Supercast.

Yeah. It sucks. It's not great. It's terrible. I still use it for WATP. If people want to sign up for our Supercast over there, you get all the bonus stuff. Every Friday, I go there and I post an episode.

And then I get people going, Oh, man, don't get the episode on Supercast. And I go back and look, and it doesn't post. It just doesn't do anything. Oh. And then I have to repost it. It's a giant pain in the ass. Oh, weird. That always works for me. Well, congratulations. Do you click the button that says email the recipients? Yes. Okay. Yes, I do. Carl. I certainly do. I am very annoyed by Supercast.

All right. Well, that's not good. Not great. So let's talk about people who we love. I love you supercasters. Thank you for supporting the show. Thank you for support of the show. You could become a YouTube member. You could become a Patreon member. We do offer it at Supercast. We're glad to give it to you. But boy, do I fucking hate him. Let's meet our newest member, Florida 49er fan. Thanks for becoming a creepoff supporter thank you uh joseph collins 86 28 thanks for the 499 pats lose fine beyond brutal hot sauce i survived the creep off will be awesome he is correct dude that pat's game huh how about them bills now i need the dauphas to step up and get a w against the patriots i had an interesting conversation

with jim florentine that be helpful what did quarantine say oh does 14 know that miss judy's in love with them yes i told him okay good i had a great conversation and he goes is she hot and i go I don't know. She's a devil versus H is what you say. I've seen the girl's gym goes with. Yep, you know. I do. So we were talking and I brought up this whole thing.

We're talking about this. And he goes, we have to root for the bills on Sunday because it'll fuck you guys harder if the Patriots rest their starters, but they have to play us hard. So then to kick the shit out of us the last week of the season to secure the. Wait, hold on. You're rooting for the bills this Sunday. they coming up? No, I root for the bills this past weekend to beat the Patriot. I see. Because I don't want New England to rest their starters because I don't want our coach who's

going to get fired to fuck up or continue to fuck up our draft. That's so convoluted. You act like we were in this conversation with you too. Okay, now I understand. I really did fuck that up. So you were rooting for the bill. So you were happy the bills had that amazing comeback down 21-0 at one point. I'm incapable of rooting for the bills. I just didn't watch football. You know what I did? What did you do? I went to the movies and I saw Kill Bill the whole bloody affair. How was that? Four and a half hours, new cut of the movie. About the same as the last time I saw it, to be honest with you. That's a good movie.

Yeah. I like getting home because you can pause it sometimes. Yeah. All right. The hot sauce. You missed Joseph Collins. Forgive me, Joseph. The hot sauce is called the end of flatline hot sauce.

Sounds amazing. I can't do it. I don't like things too spicy. Eve Stwing. What am I looking at? ST2WG. Thanks for the 10 bucks. You should invite JD Delay to watch some people.

PDF 100 videos that would be a great collab do you know JD delay I don't I mean neither well I'm gonna have to look at thank you and Amy Lynn I got a mentor back she wants to get a phone call from her choice of hosts not sure if I missed a message which host do you want to call you because if it's me I'll call you I'll call you all right you got it Amy yeah we'll call you wait is that something that we're doing now we're calling people yeah okay yeah I do that on my Patreon at the higher tier I have had phoneers with people Zoom calls whatever yep We're going to make some phone calls.

Absolutely. Carl, are you ready to start this show? I am ready, buddy. All right. Let's get it together. Biggest creep from Indiana. I'd like to introduce you to him. Carl, this gentleman right here, who looks like a Saturday Night Live sketch character,

he looks like Danny McBride playing Jack Black. Yep. This is Orville Lynn Majors. Okay. Now, he worked at a. It came from a rural family. They were from a rural family. Yes, they were minors and farmers.

And he cared for his elderly grandmother during her illnesses, Carl. He was a teenager. What a nice guy. It doesn't sound like he's a creep at all. My turn? Nope. Carl, what do you think caring for his grandmother turned into a career of? Probably working at old folks' homes and just being helpful.

Registered male nurse. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, there's a running joke on the show that male nurses are the absolute biggest creeps out there. Yeah, it's a joke. But the stats don't lie, Carl. I know. All the stories that we read, it's brutal. Listen to

this. They make up 10% of nurses all together. But over half of convicted healthcare serial killers are all men. So it's similar to other statistics I can quote right now, but this is not the Anthony Coombeas show. We are not on compound centered.

If he was just yelling about male nurses, he would have been back on radio quicker that should be the code word that's actually a really good idea these male nurses are destroying our city the male nurses are rioting again do remember when we did a hack or not hackamed we did dabble con here and some male nurses stole that guy's car it really sucked that male nurse stole my truck all right I'm sorry moving on so uh make up a good percentage of the actual serial killers that are male nurses. And the great state of Indiana earns the sick distinction of being the hunting ground for the worst American male

nurse ever, Orville lid majors, ladies and gentlemen. Missy B's in the chat. She says, yeah, Kumi, a country. All right, all right. But also JFK head chug, it's RN, not adding. Oh, no. All right, moving on. Keep telling us about this creep. So he started working at Vermilion County Hospital in Clinton, Indiana, part time. He was initially. well liked, especially by his elderly patients, positive evaluations, started off part-time, like I said, but worked a lot of overtime shifts. And he really was a go-getter. And starting in 1993, they brought him on full-time. His supervisors noted a real attitude change, though, once he had to be there all the time. Like, he acted at first like he really wanted the

job. And then once he got it, he kind of happens all the time. Yeah, take it for granted. I'm telling you. So he would reportedly express disdain for the elderly because they're so demanding and he said to a lot of people all the time we should just gas them yeah you feel that way do you well that's why i don't work in that profession sure sure anytime we have a conversation with my mom i'm just like oh i'm kidding i love my mom uh fun fact it was around that time when the death rate at that hospital skyrocketed carl okay prior to his heavy involvement the hospital's averaged about 26 deaths per year from 1993 to 1995 it jumped to over 100 annually that's a statistically significant correct now a lot of these deaths sudden cardiac arrest okay yep even in patients admitted with

minor issues pneumonia minor surgeries broken hips sprayed my ankle heart attack i'm coming home to Elizabeth. In February 1995, Freddie Dale Wilson was 83 years old, laying in his bed, and he was improving. He was there because he had pneumonia. His daughter, Tanya Katrell, arrived for a visit. And as

she went up to the room, Major stops her and says, hey, your dad just want me to tell you that he loves you very much. Wait out here. Okay. So he goes in there, and she's like, this is really weird. And she comes in and she sticks her head in and sees him injecting something. into her dad's IV. Then he goes, could you please just wait outside for a minute?

Is he trying to get caught? Dude. Why does he wait until there's a visitor? Dude, he was in the middle of doing it when she showed up. So then he finishes the job. He tells her way outside, finishes the job. Then comes running out going, we need the crash car. Oh my God.

We need the crash car. And by the way, am I being stereotypical or am I being accurate? A little bit of both. It's a good impression, actually. With that voice. Yeah. and you'll see we'll see we got clips so minutes later he's calling out a cold blue her dad's dead so 1994 80 year old dorothea hickson received a similar visit for majors a family member watched

him push a syringe into her an IV lean down kiss her on the forehead and say it'll all be okay punkin she died within 20 minutes wow majors was always the nurse in the room at the exact moment But when these patients crashed, and he had ready access to crash cart drugs, and he worked by himself. He found just bad luck, you know, like a cooler in Vegas? Is that what they're called? Yeah, he might just be a cooler in Vegas. But here's a fact, Carl, an anonymous letter was sent to the police.

Here, allow the news to read you the highlights. It was an anonymous letter sent to the Indiana State Department of Health that brought majors into the spotlight. The letter said there have been 23 deaths, and at all of these deaths, the same nurse was present we are calling this nurse dr cavorkian these are hometown people we all knew that were killed in the hospital you go to the hospital to get well not to be dead that's right carl you go to the hospital to be well not to be dead yeah but while you're there it's not the worst place to be you know solid point yeah so now the police are showing up they're going what's going

on with this this hospital had done nothing about this they've just let this guy fucking do his thing for two years two fucking years with this insane death rate the paperwork and shit they got to go through it's just not worth it everyone's busy you might be right so the nursing supervisor don streck reviewed the time cards and found majors was on duty for 130 of 147 deaths okay so they suspend him this is like um this is like the plus minus statistic and ice hockey like if you're on the ice when a goal is scored, you get minus one. If you're on the ice when a goal is, or scored against you, it's minus one. If your team scores, you get plus one.

So this guy's got like a minus 1.30 plus minus on there. That's the guy you got to cut from the team. Carl, that's not helping anyone. Here's a stat for you. You ready? Yeah. This is shit that I found on the internet today. A patient died roughly every 23 hours of this guy's shifts.

Wow. When he was off, it dropped to one every 500. 51 hours or about every 23 days after his suspension the rate fell back to normal almost immediately yeah this guy's sloppy very that's the thing about this that's so fucking crazy and i'm glad you picked up on it this motherfucker was just doing it and like didn't do anything to hide it right because nobody at this hospital was paying attention so there's now a two-year investigation some good old-fashioned ditch digging uh corpse up digging up they discovered patients had died of overdoses of potassium chloride and epinephrine, both readily available in the hospital's

crash carts. So what this motherfucker was doing was using the shit from the crash carts to OD these people because then it would be in their system so he can make it look like he tried to save them. Perfect. Love it. Fucking scumbag. So then they search his house. They find, what do you think?

Numerous vials of potassium chloride, some full, some empty, syringes, empty boxes labeled epinephrine. He's a male nurse. Of course you're going to have that stuff later on the house. Some of these vials where items were traced back to shipment supplies for the county hospital that he worked at, proving he was hoarding and taking the exact murder drugs home. No load. I mean, they didn't find one with any DNA on it or anything like that. But this was the physical evidence that they needed because this guy had no reason to have this shit. You can lock him up with the statistics alone, I believe. But go ahead. Sure. So at this point, he has to get a lawyer and he decides to go on TV

and there are not many clips of this I looked Carl because I would watch them all fucking day but here's a little clip of him explaining that he's not a bad guy but he maintained he never heard anyone did you kill anyone at that hospital intentionally or through negative care

absolutely not I care about my patients I care about life I like to see my patients get better he likes to see his patients get better Carl how would you feel if a feminine Kenny Powers walked in who was kissing your mother on the head calling her pumpkin his attorney thought that was a good idea

for him to go on TV and do that his attorney advised him this was a good idea this attorney sitting next to him I know this is insane what an idiot his attorney looks like Mike Morris Functional

Mike Morris we call him Of course with a job. Oh, my God. So they start digging up old people, looking at their doing blood tests and shit like that. And they ended up charging him with six murders in 1999 after four years of investigating Carl. Okay.

He has found guilty of all of the murders. Sure. And I'm a little upset that they only went after like six. cases here because the problem well because here's why there's families involved right and them only proving that six that he murdered six people actually helps the hospital's liability don't you think yeah i guess that's true because this hospital is the fucking worst hospital it's ever existed they're not great they're not really great people died every day and they're in a tiny small fucking tout. People are writing letters

and police. These are our friends and neighbors and this fucking freak with the mullets killing them. We call Dr. Civorky. They're not picking up on trends. I'll tell you that, Benny. Their hiring practice is not great. And Carl, there's one thing about a

creep. One undeniable trait. They're never sorry and they always lie about what they've done. Here's a click, just a quick little clip after his conviction um here you go Carl okay

still say you're innocent Lynn yeah okay yes big setup for that I know but that say you're innocent land yeah

that fucking face just pisses me off does have a good time yes oh my God so they renamed the hospital it's now the West Central Community Hospital so if you're down there

rebrand re-bred will fix everything yeah that's good they settled wrongful death suits with upwards of 80 patients who had died under this guy's care. You know, Vinnie, most people who have jobs like this have this thing called annual performance reviews.

Yeah. You know, you would think that they would sit him down and just be like, yes, we're noticing a lot of deaths when you're on the shift here. And I don't think you're up for a raise this time around. Someone made a good point in the chat when I'm looking at this image. Looks like Abba. Oh, Jesus. walka walka so the cops believe this man was responsible of upwards of 130 deaths in that hospital all right which uh is pretty fucking astounding those are some numbers and he's a male nurse and he's creepy and icky ladies and gentlemen when you go to patreon dot com this week you're going to

want to vote for your pal Vinny carl your turn all right i am bringing a creep named herb bowmast meister and uh when he was a boy a german guy Yeah, there's never been creeps. Right. No one who's German could be evil. When he was a boy, he had urophilia. He liked the taste of human urine. He also enjoyed...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that they have a name for that? Yeah, I didn't know that either. It's the first I ever saw that word before. Europhilia. Yikes. He enjoyed urinating on his teacher's desks. That was a fun thing that he did. I did that.

Did you? Yeah. Huh. You know how I went to a private Christian school? I know. Yeah. So I got thrown out. yeah right i got thrown out in seventh grade um i was seventh grade yeah you're peeing on

yeah yeah yeah probably technically eighth grade because i broke into the school after i got kicked out did you pull your diapers down and pee on it or no i was i was a teenager yeah yeah i just whipped it out and pissed all over the teacher i ate its desk and i left wow it was a christian school they didn't have cameras yeah well of course not this was also many years ago but um i'm pretty sure statute of limitations i was going to say you just admitted to a pretty serious crime my friend peat on a teacher's desk you feel good about it afterwards you still feel good about it don't you I'm smiling aren't I yeah

wasn't it wasn't a nun no it was just a teacher just a repressed fucking Christian guy who played the bass angrily bass player yep good I want to pee on his desk now let's go I know I don't think he works there anymore but we can still probably find that room Herb also played with dead animals

he was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and antisocial personality disorder oh so he's just mentally ill so you're just making fun of a mentally ill guy great car i know this is terrible in 1971 he married julie sater and they had three children however and this is probably similar to uh your creep julie said they'd only had sex six times in a 25 year span of marriage and that she never saw him naked six times they had intercourse oh yeah so he was the i 70 strangler he killed only so 11 young boys and adult men

they never found the i 70 strangler i know listen to this he killed 11 young boys and adult men in indiana in october 1991 dumping their bodies near interstate 70 he met his victims of popular gay bars and other similar establishments within a four block radius in indianapolis all the victims were later found naked and dead where do you find your victims haven't been strangled to death they were just dumped in river streams and ditches in the rural countryside How do they know it was him? So listen to this. Bodies related to the strangler case stopped being found in 1991 after Baumeister purchased the Fox Hollow Farm,

which we'd use as a burial site for his subsequent victims. Do you want to play my clip number one? Oh, no. They'll get a glimpse of this place. Fox Hollow Farm, eh? Yep. When cameras came to Fox Hollow Farm, the Westfield property where police unearthed a monster. This probably is the largest serial murder case in the United States.

state certainly the farm's current owner shared the exact spot it's pretty much the way it was where investigators believe dozens of men became victims of her bow wow it's a nice house so the pool was the lure that's what he used to to get the guys to come up yeah it's a very nice house big mansion up there and he would go pick up gay guys from the bar and be like you guys can come back to my place and we should fuck and they'd be like all right yeah i like doing that he's like i got an indoor pool and stuff it's gonna be a lot of fun so between may of 1983 and august and i 95. 11 more gay guys went missing and all were last seen at gay bars in downtown Indianapolis. He's going to kill you at the gay bar. Gay bar. So he went by the name

Brian Smart. That was his alias. This guy. Spell with the wire and I. Oh, Brian Smart. Just an eye. Tony Harris contacted authorities after his friend Roger Goodellet went missing. Tony's suspicion was based on his own encounter with her. who had attempted to kill him with a pool hose during erotic asphyxiation session so he brings these guys back there he's like going to do some crazy shit they're like yeah i'm gay and drunk let's do crazy shit so he grabs the pool hose out just starts straggling guys like yeah yeah i'm totally into this kind of thing well what the fuck with this guy this guy tony harris he fakes and he passes out he's like oh i'm out you know yeah so then uh herbs like are cool i got another guy and he gets

up and runs away so he got out of there carl when you're back at your place in florida do you ever asked to be strangled with the pool hose is that something you're into yeah i request it but oh yeah i know i never get what i want vini really disappointing so okay we just get out the uh chris won't do it you won't even do it so we just get out the uh the electrical cord and do it that way the old-fashioned carl just sits there by the edge of the pool with the thing wrapped around his own going come on guys it's not going to pull itself so um so this guy he gets lured to the house but he doesn't know who this guy is his name was brian smart he doesn't know where he ended up he has no idea and he thinks that maybe this guy's connected with his buddy who went missing and no one ever saw

him again so uh lo and behold he's hanging out of the gay bar couple years later and uh he sees his buddy brian smart my clip number two will uh explain this the informant didn't know his real name yet Ray Romano. When he saw Baumeister at a bar again, he got bold. He got up on one of the tables at the bar and yelled out, this guy's a serial killer. Somebody gets his license plate number. Of course, that traced back to her Baumaster.

So he sees Brian Spry's like, hey, that's the guy that's been killing all about gay guys at this bar over here. That's, um, seems like just a gay guy being overdramatic. to bar, Carl. Yeah, it happens for sure. Well, investigators informed Herb Baummeister that he was a suspect in the disappearances and asked to search his house. Both Baummeister and his wife refused to allow them to search their property. So they come up, they're like, hey, we got to check out what's going on here. He's like, no dice. So I got, all right, well, whatever, there goes that. However, in June of 1996, Julie decides like, I'm married to a fucking lunatic. This guy, his business is failing. He's, out all night.

He's always bringing these weird guys home. And I never see him in the morning. The pool hose is so kinked up. The pool hose is fucked. So she decides to get a divorce. And the tip of it smells funny. After she decides to file for a divorce, she goes to the authority.

She goes, go ahead and search the house. See what you can find up there. His wife did? Yeah. She was tired. She was tired of him. Well, there's also a funny incident where one of the kids finds a skeleton half buried in the bad

backyard and they go, dad, there's a skeleton. And, uh, Herb's father worked in the medical fields. He was like, oh, that's my dad's old skeleton. Yeah, I don't know. He just seems to have that. Did he walk over here about his own? What is he doing? The kid found a skeleton. Why was the skeleton out? Where was it? It was only half buried. So the kid like found it. Like, well, it's a skull. Jesus. Christ. Yeah. So the white fight decides like, yeah, maybe we should have the authorities come and search this place. So the search of the estate was conducted while her was vacation can you imagine his luck god damn it the wife to go with him julia but well no they're getting a divorce so julie's just letting him search the house he's like oh okay great what who goes

on fucking vacation in the middle of a divorce i maybe had a planned well in advance maybe it was pulper fest i don't know thailand uh so it turned out they found the remains of at least uh 11 men eight of whom were identified uh my clip number three this is a crazy graveyard they stumbled to Bob. I'm going to say this guy, I said it earlier, looks like Ray Romano, but the chat made an even better comparison. Young Bob Levy. Oh, yeah. Investigators believe

that Herb Baummeister targeted gay men, killing at least 25 people in the 1990s. It was in 1996 that police found 10,000 bone fragments in the wood that surrounded his property, the Fox Hollow Farm

in Westfield. 10,000 bone fragments. There's a lot of bones in a person. So that's a lot of people. It's 206. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that's a lot of people right there. So they get the warrant out for his arrest.

And Herb decides, I'm going to go to Canada. So he flees up to Ontario where he committed suicide by shooting himself in the head with a 357. Herb left a three-page suicide now. He regretted messing up the park where he shot himself. That was one of the things in the note because he like went to a park somewhere. And he felt badly about his broken marriage and failing business. Oh, is that what it was all about? He did not mention the remains of the victims or admit to any crime.

Herb described items on his trip, including his intention to kill himself in a different place, but seeing children there changed his mind. So he's like writing to do that and I was like, I was going to kill myself over here, but there were kids playings. I decided to come over here instead. His final meal was a peanut butter sandwich.

So that's my cre- Who gives a fuck? That's my crees. Who gives a fuck with his, I-70-k? That's how sad his life was he had this awesome mansion with an indoor pool. He's having gay sex all the time, murdering people.

And he ends up dying by killing him. himself after eating a peanut butter sandwich. And admitting no guilt and not being convicted of a crime. Never convicted. My guy, by the way, was sentenced to 360 years in prison. That's a long time. Yeah, he died of a heart attack, which is ironic and fun. It is ironic.

I forgot to mention that at the end of mine. The I-70 Strangler, Herb Baummeister. You don't know he was the I-70 strangler. I am telling you, I read this on the internet. Authorities believe that this is the man. It makes perfect sense. He was strangling all those other gay guys. it stopped at the same time he bought this place and turned that into his new cemetery i know vanny i'm

blowing your mind right now vote for carl patreon dot com slash the creep off vote for carl and herb bombmeister all right get to patreon dot com and do that carl is it time for super chat monday yes it is minnie we're still celebrating super chat monday with all you guys folks okay this is where vini tries to figure out where we left out that is correct uh amy lynn again hi amy lin okay fine how much for a call of both of you guys at once i got three dollars and silver dollars and a pigly wiggly gift card any pickly wiggily wiggily any nope all right uh we'll we'll work out negotiations behind the scenes i think that 49 is probably enough yeah our appearance fee is 499 yep uh sucks to get the nurse that's a mush yeah yeah sucks to get that nurse uh

Hal Razor 6912 with five bucks says it was great seeing you again on Saturday, Carl. And thanks again for the Jim Beam to go with my isotopes coaster. That looked like a CD. Cheers. Yeah, Hallraiser was out of the Istope show at Three Heads this past Saturday. And our Christmas show, we always give out gifts near the end of the set. And so he got a bottle of Jim Beam. He was very pleased with that.

And for some reason, someone wrapped up a whole spindle of CDs from like 15 years ago. they never want anyone to hear ever again because it's when we were really bad and uh so those are just getting thrown all over the place someone get me one of those i really like to get one sounds of the subatomic world is what it's called it's available anywhere you listen oh i have that yeah it's not great uh joseph colin six to eight thanks for the four nine vini's creep is a hybrid of kenny powers and john o's i see that yep not yep i get it rocko or b two thousand two five dollars getting laid six times in 25 years is still more than what karmac's and Mario Pasco have accomplished.

Ladies should stop complaining. Amen, brother. That's hilarious. I thought you were going to call it like sex math. If you have sex six times in 25 years and then you have sex one more time. I think he was having sex a lot more than the times that his wife could remember. That's my guess on that. It doesn't count if it's with the pool hose.

Is that true? No. Yeah, fucking birdo. Hamberg and I ain't going to have it. I think Carl. what i meant when i asked you what do we sell what time is it i thought we meant i can't wait to see calls cock can fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights ruin your life

Jeff Spangler sent this one in and this is a routine traffic stop a guy's going 81 in the 55 so a female officer pulls him over and wants to have a little chat with him and check out his driver's license on my first clip a what did you say pulled him over a female police officer so you can't even say it with a straight face wild hi definitely is you with the sheriff's office the reason i'm pulling you're doing 81 and a 55 any reason why are you're going so fast your driver's license on you can i have it please where is it okay you just are like staring oddly you're just not making eye contact and just acting odd so just want to make sure I already hate this man yeah he seems kind of out of it right he's just kind of like yeah I got a driver's license

he's just being dismissive in a doucheback yeah I can tell I don't think he respects this officer's authoritative yeah if you ask me so after that she has to be as any weapons she gets she gets no response she's just like all right well then sir I need you to put your hands on the wheel like she's getting concerned now because this guy's being a weirdo

and she starts giving him orders and he does not like that vanny my clip too Uh-oh. Do as you're told. Put your hands on the steering wheel. Put your hands on the steering wheel. And you're going to answer my question. Yes, mama.

No, no, no. I am not your mama. You asked me if I had any weapons in the car. Did I say that I had weapons in the car? Do you have... Oh, I'm drunk. Do not argue with me. Yes, I'll give your hands on the sand mill.

Oh, no. It's not going. going well so far yes my susy's ear do as you're told oh you my mama now is that what's going on that triggered something well the slurring is a little bit more uh i assume when we watch these when the person is not responsive like that is because they're trying to hide how drunk they are and they only give very short answers right and i think that's probably what was going on here and he got so triggered by this woman telling them what to do cats out of the bag now yeah what are you by my oh wait until you see this next clip this argument gets very childish very quickly okay

no you what is your problem did i say i have weapons in the car yes or no did i say i have weapons yes or no fuck you fuck you fuck you yeah back up please bye bye bye bye yes or no i think you're allowed to shoot him. Do you have a weapon for a yes or no? What is he doing there? Radar the untradable may have just named this episode, Carl. Okay. What is it? The Kevin Brennan method. Yes.

What are you MAGA? Are you MAGA? Holy shit. That sounded a little bit like my boy, Patrick Michael. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. good bye hey bye goodbye bye bye bye bye bye when he says bye bye bye though i think he means it oh no oh no so after this he says uh fuck yeah i have some weapons and i'm going to show you nothing and uh so she gets

very upset about this and uh clip four bye bye bye what is your problem uh no don't bye bye bye bye Yeah, shoot me? You hear, shoot me? Put it in part. You get shit me? Put it in part. Shoot me that. Put it in park.

Uh-oh. We got a runner. Should have shot him. He go. Oh, no. So these cops, by the way, are dummies. They drives off, and they eventually track him down. All right.

I mean, of course they're going to track him down. He was pulled over. There's a body cam footage and there's footage of his license plate on the cop dash cam. Yeah, but Vinny, you think that he'd be able to get somewhere, hide the vehicle, and get out of it. You think he would? I would. That's what I would do. He's going right to the next bar.

Yep, you're probably right because they do catch up with them. And this time they decided to bring some dogs and they have their guns out. They're not fucking around anymore. This dog's name is mama. Mm-hmm. Driver, but bolt your hands out the window. with your right hand remove the key to the ignition

and drop it outside the vehicle with your right hand remove the key to the ignition and drop it outside of the vehicle it's okay this is 2023 when this happened who has a key in an ignition in their car what are they talking about

do you have a car that needs a key in its ignition certainly don't car it's been a while as we've done that but all right apparently this guy's very bad at directions my next clip oh we already know that with your right hand grab the back of the collar of your shirt and lift your shirt up nope lift your right hand with your right hand listen carefully grab the back of the collar of your shirt now lift your shirt now turn around slowly turn around slowly he just takes his shirt off

turn around slowly not what he was saying at all i i hope he spins around violently like i hope it does like ah now docee do uh put your right foot in take your left foot out uh these instructions get very confusing in uh my next clip i saw someone in the comments say is this an episode of reno nine one to one listen to this these cops are idiots confusing instructions Now walk backwards. Walk forward. Walk forward. Keep your hands up and walk backwards.

Stop moving. Stop moving. Hey, guys. Hey, hey, hey, relax. One person commands. Have him walk back to our, no, he's walking back to us. He's just laid down. He's like, eventually, they're going to tell me to do this?

Yeah, it's so fucking confusing. No, walk forward. Walk backwards. Walk forward. What are you doing? Now backwards, walk. forward please sir it's so fucking funny and the got that's me like all right guys we're screwing this out and i love how there's the one like it sounds like there's a supervised scrap going now guys

guys guys come on we've talked about this one person barks orders that's it so yeah this guy's just like i don't know what you want to ask me to do i'll just lay down just come and arrest me you know he's not putting up a fight or anything they're acting like yeah something's gonna happen it's not they're fine um so yeah my next clip i'm starting to feel bad for this guy Hey, sir, if you don't stand up and walk to us, you're going to get dog bit. Do you understand? Stand up now. Stand up and walk to us.

You're going to get fit, bro. Just somebody walked that way? No, turn around and walk to us. Do it now. Turn around. Walk back. Walk back. Walk back.

Walk back. You're going to feel dog, bro. I got to say, I'd be very confused with this guy, too. I'm like, keys in the ignition, walk forward, walk backwards. I don't know. What do you want? what do you have for me man kick those knees right um these cops suck yep where is this uh that's a good question i don't know it's probably probably most of these cop cans are out of florida yeah um so

then the female officer decides to go inspect the vehicle and look what she finds during a search of his car they found multiple cans of open beer that he had consumed prior to the stop I just want to point out, that was not beer. That is a white claw. This man is driving around chugging white claws. Well, that explains why he had contempt for the cops. Yeah, that would explain. No law, buddy.

Yep. Well, clip 10, they look in the trunk. And look what they find in the trunk here? Oh, no, he's gay too. Um, yeah, so tons more cans of white claws empties. Is this is in your car? It looks like it, doesn't it? Carl, if I'm this guy's lawyer, I haven't walked out in five minutes.

Oh, do you why? You know they were white claws? Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you what, your honor. Drink five of these right now. Tell me if you feel drunk at all. All right. Um, what an idiot this guy is?

Who puts empties in their trunk first off? You chuck them out the window. Last I check. You're not supposed to keep. those in there. You're not. Having empties at your car is a very bad idea. There's really no reason for it. Unless he wants the five cents, maybe there's a deposit he can get or something. Yeah. I'm not

sure. But also, if you had, if you ran away from a traffic stop, wouldn't you want to get rid of the evidence? You know, wouldn't that be a really good time to get all that shit out of your car before you pull it over again? He's just a little too drunk to think clearly, Carl. I think you're right about that. I mean, I'm looking

at that. I think we've got at least a 12 12 empty white claws that we're within reach of the guy. He likes to the wild cherries. I agree with that. Wild chairs are pretty good. So he got resisting assault on an officer, which I'm not sure why he got an assault on an officer,

eluding police and failure to obey law enforcement as the charges. And he was a fun guy until he wasn't. He wasn't fun at all. There was nothing fun about him. I liked him when he was dealing with the female officer and disrespecting him. As soon as he heard a dog barking, he's just like, all right, whatever you want. Forwards backwards. What you need, man?

What you need, brother? Um, Carl, I don't like people who drink white claw like that. They can so verbally abuse it. Yeah, they do, don't they? Yeah, they like to bully people on the internet. Yeah, they get white claw drunk. Yeah, they do, you piece of shit. Fat fuck.

All right. It's time for some more super chats. Yeah, Labr and Mystic coming in. Hang on, Carl. How do we know this was the guy? There's never been a gay guy who has choked on a hose since. How many bone fragments are in your yard? good questions from laverin

first i know there are zero bone fragments that i are but don't check don't anyone checking that i believe he was referring to your creep and now in reference to the cop cam video he says if you don't want that sort of confusion say no when they ask you if you have weapons yes now sit down on that chair and stand up yeah yeah oh yes if i got is this little piggy chat um i did larran missing it was in right after the uh the show it ended but you had referenced the way that you found the devilverse which i believe was through compound media So I'm glad people found WTP and eventually all this nonsense through my buddy Anthony Coomia.

Thanks, aunt. You tell him we said thank you. Right, Carl. When he gets up, you don't have to wake up for that information. One more coming in. Amy Lynn, 1737 for Carl Scrip, it was rumored that he had a room with a two-way mirror in it. So weirdos could pay to watch her kill these people. Is that true?

I didn't see that. uh it's probably not and because carl didn't put it in his i didn't see that anywhere in my research yeah you can't count that towards carl's presentation everybody that'd be weird though if people could pay them to watch him murder people i feel like that yeah put a lot of witnesses out there of the world not only that it'd be pretty dumb when that one guy yells in the bar hey he's a syria like yeah we know yeah we know we know if you want to give him 20 bucks you can watch 20 bucks i'll give you a show yeah all right be kind of silly carl let's hit up some voicemails all right

The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We sure hope Santa comes this year. We just wanted to let him know that we've cleaned out many of our asbestos-filled chimneys. See you in Sarackees. He still ain't coming. Turns out Santa doesn't care about the poor kids. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

wheel of consequences idea coming in if any i got an idea for something genuinely nice you could do for carl take that chris chad uh anglet off his hand takes on a shoe i think it's ruined carl's life enough it'll be nice just just take it from them i should hide it it'll help them out a lot thank you fuck you i should hide that in your studio actually that's a very good idea you know that since you've gotten that yeah um some people feel maybe you've handled situations incorrectly and you got sued also veney my dishwasher exploded and i'm looking at ten thousand dollars of damage in my house and i still have to get my studio fixed and you know what i did today viny that was very exciting i loaded a dish in a dishwasher for the first time in a month

because i finally got my dishwasher installed my new one uh loz told us it would be in on december 10th which was last wednesday i don't care and then we called because they didn't call us they told us january 6th so we had to go to charlotte appliance and thank god they were able to get us in today i don't care i'm just saying there might be something to this bed luck thing that's going on um i warned you i warned you here's what you need to do you want to get the juju off of you yeah mail it to john oh that's a fun idea i'm definitely hiding it in your studio but I like that idea too. I'll pretend I did that.

If I find that thing in here, I swear to God, Carl. Oh, the revenge will be fast and it will be furious. You'll have to look pretty hard. I got some ideas where I can hide this thing. Oh, I'll find it.

Oh, you won't. Don't you fucking do it. I'll be very upset. Hey, Carl, hey, Vinnie. So Carl was saying that he wants a hot lady who'd be his nurse. And I just want to tell you why that is not a good idea. So this is the TDC will fade. And recently,

I had some issues that put me. in the ER for a bit and they're very personal issues relating to my genitalia areas. Not sexually transmitted. Don't worry. Anyway, it's stuck in a pool filter. The nurse was the absolute, like out of a

porno level of hot and it was unreasonable so much so that my mom who took me to the hospital even looked at me like what the fuck is this a setup. I didn't know what to do and this lady now has to inspect my balls for the next 10 minutes and it was an absolutely

awful experience and mind you i'm gay i'm not even attracted to women and i was completely put out from this i was very uncomfortable and usually it's just like whatever it's medical doctors got to do what doctors got to do i never really have a problem with that but holy shit was this the worst i've ever felt on a fucking operating table and god damn you never want a hot nurse it's very uncomfortable she was so hot it made me straight for a little bit dude it was bad i'm so confused by what the problem is here so this guy's gay he's like i don't like hot chicks like okay yeah because you're gay well you know other people would appreciate a hot chick touching their balls when they go to the what the fuck is this hospital doing wasting the hot nurses on gay dudes seriously that's kind of

fucked up i mean your option is like my creep coming and it's like let me help you with your balls that's you should be working on that guy and give you an ivy jesus christ that does sound awful and great all at the same time i'm confused Hey, boys, podcast, Prophet, your Holy Spirit is speaking through me. Sorry, the cop cam this week. I saw before, and I watched it a couple times. Anyways, I think you're wrong. The cop, sure, maybe he wasn't a bad move.

He probably wasn't a bad move because he's trying to fucking investigate a head and run, and this dumb cunt fucking speeds off and then breaks the shit a load of laws. And he should have fucking towed her car and had a hell for 30 days. Because fuck her. She's young enough to maybe she learns a goddamn lesson. and doesn't become like my younger sister who's got three kids with ADD all different dads and doesn't take care of pretty much any of them my parents do and me uh raising them oh no so just say it you know uh also why are else uh why are out dildo circumcised anyways thank you fuck you bye

it's a good question actually never thought of that podcast prophet i knew as he started talking about that same is that police officer who was all upset because this was a hot chick who seemed entitled you could tell that he was taking out his anger about some other hot chick maybe his daughter maybe younger sister like podcast profit over here that's what everyone who gets mad at that woman is thinking about some other chick who's annoying because they get away with everything all the time because they're attractive the cop was probably really annoyed when he looked at the car and saw that the oil light was on the low air pressure you even take care of this car do you even take counter the can you balance the fucking tires you know your gas mod to be so much better you're

fucking driving all over the place almost killing me yeah hot women shouldn't be allowed to drive they should all be brought to my house oh i'll give them a ride right right it shall just be brought over to my space in the studio carl and i'll share with white clock hands all right those are our voices unless you got any this week nope that's all we got all right carl that makes it time for one of our favorite segments the scum parade It's time for us to listen to the scum parade with stars and murder drunk to jaywalking. You'll hear about a guy who fought his door and catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade.

Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade? You know, recently you and I both have had losses in our family. Yes. You lost your father. Very sorry about that. And my brother passed away.

how would you feel if, you know, you went to the funeral home after they collected the body before the ceremony and they go to give you the clothes and, like, personal lines back. If you got home and you looked in the bag and it was a human fucking brain instead of clothing.

I think I would smirk a bit because, you know, being a funeral director, that's a tough job. It's a very dark profession. You've got to find ways they have fun, right? You got to prank the clients from time to time. Oh, you found the brain. The next funeral's on us.

Yeah, that's right. tell a friend good god so this kid that we're looking at right here and uh what the fuck just happened oh you lost it i had all my notes ready what the flying fuck did all my scum parade notes go sorry everybody carl stall for a second yeah of course so apparently a father had to bury a son which is awful something you never want to do you want your kids to outlive you and so it's a very sad traumatic time so the father goes to uh the funeral home and for some reason request the kids clothes back now i don't know how poor you have to be maybe he had a younger brother and is it going to be hand me downs or something but it's a crazy

thing to request in my opinion that you get the clothes back that the son was wearing when he died feel like yeah just let that go right you would think i would think so and also apparently this kid's really dumb because his brain weighs about as much as his clothing would have because the dad gets a bagpack and just goes must be his clothes they threw that shit in the dryer and they heard fucking the rat washing machine the kid was literally brainwashed i get it see what i did i do so uh Alexander this is Alexander pinion he passed away in May 19th of this year the dad brings the brain in a bag back to the funeral home right and he gives it to this woman Anita Singh who is the funeral director and Anita says

oh thanks takes it doesn't say anything else to the dad they have the service the next day and a whistleblower contacted the family and said yes that was your kid's brain and not only that after she got it back she threw it in a box and kept it in the courtyard of the business weird Just left out there for two and a half months. That's not how you're supposed to keep brains. An employee spotted the box with the bag inside and became overwhelmed with the smell. And now they're being sued, Carl. Do you think they have any type of liability here over a brain?

How would you handle that? Well, the lawsuit's silly, in my opinion. Because the guy's an idiot and threw the brain into the washing machine because he wasn't paying attention. She's like, I got going to do watching machine. plus I didn't want to see my kid's brain I'm kind of traumatized from that it's like yeah you got prank what are you gonna do you know these things happen you fell for it you're an idiot

not gonna argue there all right now uh let's meet this fellow shall we sure this is uh man all my notes disappeared and I'm gonna do my damnedus here this is Keith Evan Woodward he's 53 years old and he got into a little issue with his 82 year old mother the other day Carl

you see he's taking care of her kind of they have somebody that they're paying to come take care of him take care of the mom but uh that guy's 53 correct oh man he looks like a skeleton you should see the mom holy shit that guy looks old that's an old 53 right there so an arrest report states that keith evan woodward uh attempted to murder his mother uh-huh investigators say that keith armed himself with a large frying pan entered her bedroom approached her as she lay on her bed and struck her in the head with a pan in an attempt to kill her. I hope he had a good reason for this. Well, he was tired of taking care of her.

I actually have audio of this. Okay. Oh, geez, that got a good. Yeah. So a violent struggle ensued, Carl. Yeah. And not only is he hitting her in the head with the pan. He's now trying to smother her with a pillow and then going back to the pan.

But here's the thing, dude, if you have the pillow overhead, hitting her with the pan, you're just working against yourself here. This is so embarrassing. You can't kill an 82-year-old woman. This guy, you know, his friends are going to bust his balls forever about this. You know what the mother said? What? She got away because she was pinching him and poking him. He's like, stop it, quick.

He, I'm ticklish there. Ah, damn you. She escaped and he was able to run out of the house and called for help. And this guy called the police on himself and turned himself in saying he was ashamed of what he had done. I don't know if you read this part of the story, but apparently she was diagnosed with dementia. Yeah. And that's why he decided. He goes, oh, I'll kill her.

She won't even remember I did it. So it'll be fine. Of course, she wouldn't remember. She did. She'd be dead. Yes. The joke. So anyway.

Oh, you were trying to be funny. Maybe. You know, John, when you try to be funny, you're never funny, John. I'm not anxious. I know. Maybe he thought, like, hitting her in the head real hard would make her memory come back. You know, like in the cartoons or like, when you have a piece of electronic equipment, they just got to hit it really hard and it starts working again.

Mom, I want you to look at this picture and tell me who it is. Mm-hmm. try that i don't know that person oh that's your father exactly that's what i'm saying gotcha it's he should have gone along with that excuse but wow that guy's lived a life hasn't they 53 years old yikes yeah well his mom's still alive and he's going to prison so it's probably not going to be much left of a life okay all right car let's meet our next couple here this is uh one of the saddest stories i've ever had to do on the creep off this is thomas as he's identified.

And this is his wife, Christina Jok Samovic. She was 38 years old and was found dismembered in her home in February of this past year in Switzerland. Her husband,

like I said, because the privacy laws is only being identified as Thomas, I'm guessing Jok Samokovic, considering that was her last name. Now, again, guys,

this is not, this is a super hot woman. She's attractive. She's pretty fucking hot. She's pretty hot. She was going to be Miss Switzerland. Yeah, she was a finalist for Miss Switzerland, which I was like, I don't know if she's that hot. She's a Swiss Miss Carl.

She's a very good body. I'll give her that. That's for sure. Well, she did have a nice body until someone decided to fuck it all up. Yeah. They found her dismembered with a jigsaw, knife and garden shears, and decapitated. And apparently, Thomas not only chopped out her, what they say? her womb, her uerus.

He threw it in an industrial blender and purated it and then took parts of her and dissolved it in a chemical solution. All while watching YouTube videos on his phone. Yeah, why do they talk about what's playing in the background? Why would that matter? They mentioned it twice in the article. Targeted ads

probably. Could you imagine reading our code? So the man cut off each toe one of the time while it's into Billy Joel's Glass House's album. Like, okay. What does that do with anything? And we'll live in here, darling. town chop chop it down jarsamak's body down so she uh her body was discovered by her father when he was at their house had spotted blonde hair sticking out of a black bag in the laundry room

and there's my dad oh damn it bro they had two little kids too yeah that's too bad investigators found the blender and the models remains including flaps of skin with muscles still attached as well of chunks as well as chunks of bone in order to dismember his wife okay guys this is going to get gross but what it's going to get gross here we go thomas allegedly snapped her hip joints out of the sockets and proceeded to remove her upper left arm forms and right lower leg according to the autopsy report you then severed her spine in order to chop off her head he had a method i'll give him that one of it just maybe it wasn't his first rowdy i'm guessing that's what he was learning about on youtube oh maybe that's probably really annoying with the ads and shit i hope you

had premium got to get premium like when you're covered in blood you're trying to hold a head and a knife and you're like ah skip yeah that's why it mentioned it wasn't rumble he wasn't getting those dumb ads thank god thank god when he was done he but if he he just duddy bought gold um Thomas showed a remarkably high level of criminal energy lack of empathy and cold blood and bloodedness after killing his wife yeah you think it was cold bloodedness like what you wouldn't want him to be crying while he's purring his wife's organs of course is a cold blooded killer it's a wild story i got a better story car you want to end on a high note uh yes i do so usually when we do these stories you know everything we get worse and worse and i feel so bad

about this beautiful woman being murdered yeah i thought i would bring us a happy story carl okay um this gentleman right here is joawa ferrara de silva he's 46 years old well was 46 years old okay uh he received a 42 year prison sentence for essaying and abusing and murdering a nine-year-old boy in 2005 that's not good it is definitely not good he the kid was murdered um back in 2005 when this guy lured him to a construction site essayed him killed him and then a week later tried to do it to another kid and got caught so apparently that's illegal in brazil yes that's one of the few things you're not allowed to do good to know and uh like i said Like I said, 42-year prison sentence for us.

But apparently in Brazil, they have what they call an open prison system. Okay. Which seems antithetical. I got to go, guys. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. A fucking prison. Yeah.

Oh, by the way, I heard from a guy, we talked about this real quick. I just remember, I just remembered. Remember there was someone in the chat that said that they were a prison guard. Yeah. Who sits on top and is a sniper? Mm-hmm. The guy, what's that? He said it's a boring job.

Yeah, yeah. reached out to me and told me by guess he gets to just sit there and watch uh youtube all day but if anyone ever does tries to escape he does get to pick them off with a rifle which i was like dude you got to come out of the show that sounds fucking awesome that's open invite bro how many times has you gotten to do it that's what i want to know i want to talk to this guy how do you get that job do that's fun got to be really good at sniping shit yeah all right sorry so uh this guy open prison just comes and goes as he pleases in this prison not quite apparently what they do is they let you do like work release kind of but you just have to be back to jail by a certain time

or else they come find you and by the time they start to pick up basketball game right yes you have to be back there in time for cribbage now he'd spent 17 years behind bars before he qualified for this program car okay so the very first day that uh he is out which i believe was December 10th he steps out on the street and cc tv picks up this image of a man walking up to him and shooting him in the fucking head pretty much in front of the prison. I would say that this man is more of a hero than the Luigi Mangione.

Agreed. Right? Agreed. These are the people who should be shooting at the middle of the streets. I mean, not for nothing. The guy that Luigi killed probably is directly responsible for a lot of people's deaths. Yeah, but someone else would take that job if he didn't have it, right? I think it's an assistant. No one is, there's probably somebody who would sign up

to kill the nine-year-old in the construction site too. Unfortunately. that but unfortunately they're probably i don't think that's true i don't think that's true the fucking creepos of the world so uh long story short so sure the police officers shook this man's hand for doing their job for them said thank you for murdering that asshole we appreciate to have a great day sir one of the craziest stats i read people in brazil are outraged when this fucking guy got arrested back in 2005 they said 500 people tried to force their way into the police station to fucking lynch him

they wanted to kill him then and that for 17 years they didn't forget they clothe them they feed them And they're like, okay, I guess go get a job. He walks outside, like, that's him, pow. And then the victim's mom was quoted as saying, she was pissed off that she didn't get to murder the guy. The guy, I, I, one hours, I have to get down there that quickly. I didn't have time. I was working.

I don't know if I'm now anti or four work release for these fucking monsters. Yeah, it actually kind of works out, vigilante justice kind of works out. Go figure. That's the creep off of sweet kids. Excellent. Carl, I hope you enjoy your Angel Reese poster. Oh, yeah, thank you for that. It's so sweet of you.

It's a sweet guy. You know, if you roll it up real tight, you just might be able to fit it up where the pool host shines. Fuck off. I'm going to snort so much meth with this thing. That's why I'm going to tighten it up real tight. Just get a big old line through there.

Perfect. I hope so. That'll be OD on meth with an Angel Reese poster. Could you imagine that's stuck in your nostril? Dude, that would be a funny way to die, actually. If anyone has any fentanyl waste substances, they want to send me, we do a P.O. box. Jesus. Who are these?

Hey, it's Super Chat Monday. I guess. You psycho? New dishwasher. What happened to Jenny? Haka, hacker. Very good, Rocco, Orby, 2002. $1.99 from Lillal, Lillal, how does a dishwasher cost, cause $10,000 in damage?

Okay, so a pipe, it was chewed through by a rodent. um so what happened was the water went directly onto the floor i had to get my kitchen floor redone the drop ceiling in the basement is totally destroyed and all of the carpeting in the basement had to get ripped up and replaced oh man you fucking sucks i told you to do something about the rats they were everywhere every time i'm over there to bite to my legs i'm trying to review podcasts those are my friends shut up yeah i told chris to stop feeding him and letting that one ride on his shoulders while he cooks it's fucking weird anyway it was it was uh not fun yeah we're still we're still dealing with it. I'm sorry, buddy. Not in Indiana. Meathead's son is creep of the week.

Oh, yeah. I know we didn't even bring up Rob Reiner. What the fuck? That story's crazy. Now, I saw it very early this morning. Yeah, I saw very early this morning. And the first thing I thought was, oh, it's got to be that crazy son who they talked about for years. The kid was out on the streets. Yeah, yeah, he was a drug addict. I thought it was just somebody who followed Rob Reiter's Twitter because goddamn that guy is hateful. He is such a prick on Twitter. Did you see what Trump wrote about him. Oh, no, I'd love to see what Trump wrote about him. Trump wrote a whole thing about how, oh, it's a shame he died and got rid of another guy with TDS. Yeah. Trump made it all about him. Well, and rightfully so, because Rob Reier's made

his life all about Trump for the last eight years. Okay. Wow. Maybe you're not following that, but I definitely, do you think I was following Rob Reiner on Twitter? I'm a big Harry met, when Harry met Sally fan. I got a spinal tap. Come on. He's had some good movies. Anyway, I just watched Spinal Tap 2 yesterday. Oh, we got to talk about that. Did you see it? No. Okay. Spinald that's one of my favorite movies. I can't bring myself to see Spinal Tamp to him. I think you'll be fine. Okay.

I think you'll be fine. It's not fantastic. Okay. But you know what? There's parts of it. It's pretty marvelous. I can't imagine Christopher Guest movie being terrible. Well, he made that mascot one.

Netflix. I don't think I saw that one. Probably for the best. Okay, good. Anyway, yeah, Rob Ryder was murdered. Him and his wife were murdered by their son. They were killed with a knife in their home. It's not great.

They were chopped up. And they said that someone was a suspect. And then I saw, right before I came over today that he has been arrested. So there's some stuff we got to talk about. Now, what's the deal with you this week? You're going to Vegas again? I'm heading out to Vegas on Thursday, so I will not be on the show on Friday.

Okay. You'll be back for Monday for Carl. I will be back for Monday's show. Creep miss, everybody next Monday. On Friday, I'm going to come up with something fun to do. Don't you worry, kids. Excellent. Maybe that'll be the week we take our tour of India without Carl.

Or maybe you can just eat a pickled pizza. live on the show for everyone. Why don't you do me a favor and go jerk off to your Angel Reese poster? All right. All right. Thanks everybody for listening to Creep off this week. Remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. See you next time.

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