The Creep Off - Episode 295: One Long Walk

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

This week on The Creep Off, we’re headed to south America to make our nominations for the biggest creep in Venezuela! Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoffCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Rogue surgeon at Great Ormond Street Hospital 'hurt up to 100 children' through botched surgeries on their legsWisconsin Man Hurled Baby at Wall Because He Was Losing Video Game | Us WeeklyWoman badly disfigured and facing millions of dollars in medical bills after stranger hurled acid on her as she enjoyed night out | Daily Mail OnlineManiac NYC driver who mowed down teen girl who rejected him, had suspended license: docs | New York PostThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon & Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation 

well that's not right this isn't a scum stream you're right it isn't this is a mistake there you go hey it's the creep off that's the show we're doing right now yeah but you know what's more important probably hackomania that's correct we got to talk about hackomania happening april 10 through the 12th and fabulous Las Vegas Nevada are you going to be there dude it's this year it's happening later on this year that we're in right now 2026 i'm gonna tell you something right now i'm counting down the days to get the fuck out of rochester is this your next big trip that you have scheduled? It is. I think other people should probably schedule this

trip as well because Vegas is going to be perfect April 10th through the 12th. We're going to have a blast. Yep. See you there. Make sure you use promo code creep at hackamania.com to save 10% on your tickets. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about

to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo!

It's disgusting, vomiting, dozing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and joining me in the studio, as always. It is my number one nemesis. It's hot. Cucca, Carl. What is happening? Vinnie, good to see you, my friend. Happy Super Chat Monday to you, Carl. This is going to be a very exciting one. This is the first regular episode of 2026. Today we're going to find out who was the 2025 creep of the year. We got a brand new competition. We're going to decide who is the biggest creep in Venezuela. Yes. So the way this works is Vinnie and I will present who we think is the biggest creep from Venezuela. You will then go to patreon.com slash the creep off. You don't need to be a member, but you can vote in the poll after you hear both of our arguments.

We will tally those up. We'll bring a results girl on next week. We'll figure out who got more votes. That person will get a point. Once one of us gets to five points, we win the round. The other person has been the dreaded wheel of consequences. This is the podcast that is a contest where we break stories about water filtration systems. This podcast has it all of any.

You know, we keep current, Carl. we do i do look greasy today don't i i'm not crazy i promise you i'm not something about this light that you have on me hmm you know what I'm blowing no no no no I think it's not a big deal it's not a big deal I don't care I don't know like listen I'm the Italian I'm the one who's supposed to be greasy

right is this maybe this is like something you're doing to get people not to vote for me like they don't think Carl's the Italian one I feel like yeah I feel like this is the uh the Nixon Kennedy debate right yeah everything to do with visuals nothing to do with the actual content oh i don't think that's correct i gathered my own contact content today all right buddy um carl i got bad news we're gonna what's bad news the bad news is we're gonna find out who won this week

uh-oh bono alert what's up guys daddy so good to see you danny of course our results girl tallies the votes behind the scenes and gives us an update every Monday to let us know who won from the previous week. And, of course, as you mentioned, Vinnie, last week was the biggest creep of 2025. Vinny brought in Tyler Perry. I've never been a bigger Tyler Perry fan

after seeing some of his work out there. And I can't believe I got him a fan. I can't believe I actually made him. I was like, oh, this asshole then he started to show him to be some of the skits. And I'm like, oh, this is actually really funny. It was just shooting at that guy in the house. And her fat, my sassy friend comes out with another good just hilarious i love dollar bear now and i brought in sean combs of course uh puff daddy and so you

went to our poll and voted we're going to find out the results right the 2025 creep of the year with 57 percent of the vote goes to sean diddy combs and car yes this is great He's the creep off comeback king. Club his foot I've ever seen. Watch him rock a cowg-string makes my eyes sting. Carl's the comeback king. I've come back from farther deficits than three to one, Carl. All right.

Well, get cocky about it that stupid. Who's getting cocky? I'm just saying that I'm not, I'm not going to be ashamed and I'm not going to be afraid of you, sir. All right. I have a three to one currently in this round. Danny, how you feeling this week? Good. Good. You look great. Some cal bikini pictures this week. So, yay. What? Stop teasing.

I know. Stop teasing. This is exciting. Now, if you know what we're talking about, Danny's agreed to pose for some photos that we'll be posting on for our Patreon subscribers. So Patreon.com slash the creepoff is where you want to go to sign up for that. I can think of two really good reasons. why you should sign up yes one is the cow bikini pictures the other one is all the bonus

content you get oh i thought you're just gonna that there was a boobs joke it was i was trying to seem so perfect yeah that was smooth good move i should have pulled your cover that was my bad yeah man what's the wrong with you i'm a terrible wingman i really i'm just the worst hey he likes you i'm a fucking idiot well everybody likes her what's wrong with i know you fucked up if you didn't i know the more we learn about her uh history too yeah just keeps getting hotter like we're talking about know she's not in the room daddy we love you i love you guys um we want to do a q and a with you one of these days you're gonna be into it i would love that that sounds so fun maybe we make that one of our friday bonuses this month carl yeah the a stands for ass we asked a question she

just shows us her ass okay that one's got to be she goes okay love you you're the best thank Thank you, Danny. We'll see you soon. Take it easy. Danny Desolation on Instagram and make sure you subscribe to the Patreon. She isn't teasing you this time. We'll see. We'll find out. All right. Well, that'll be exciting for everyone, won't it? Sure will. All right. Well, we promised you a competition today, everybody. And today, it is time for the biggest creep from Venezuela. Are you ready, Carl? Let's do it. Ring that bell. all right so i am bringing in a guy named jose antonio ibarra and you might have heard the name it's kind of a big deal this was a man who uh came over to united states back in 2020 with his wife and decided to uh they just hang out in new york city for a while before he moved down to georgia with his brother and uh that's where we meet the victim in my clip number one we'll be

learning about Lakin Riley. I think she's pretty cute. She's a victim? Yep. Oh, no. 22-year-old Lakin Riley loved to run. Three to six times a week, Lakin would jog with her friend Connolly, who was one of her three roommates. In May 2023, Lakin transferred from the University of Georgia in Athens to the nursing program at the Augusta Medical College.

Her dream was to become a pediatric nurse. Lakin also really loved children. Well, shout out to Just Thought Lounge for this video. I used a bunch of clips from it because they have great images of the people involved. And so there you see a lovely 22-year-old Lakin, who's studying to become a nurse, great profession for women. And my clip number two, the morning of February 22nd, 2024, when she went out for a run by herself, there is a video of the last time she was ever seen oh no oh boy six minutes after she passed by the bus stop heading east on the trails towards the train tracks laken stopped dead in her path her garmin smart

watch recorded the exact moment when she went from fluid movement to a standstill only a moment later the sOS function on her cell phone was activated the call went to 911 so that's handy yes fortunately her watch decided to call 911 good did they get there in time well let's find out because the police start searching the area and around uh so that was 930 in the morning around 12 30 three hours later we find her he began following the trails towards the location where her phone had the last pained three hours later at just before 1230 sergeant maxwell made a devastating discovery ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Oh, I need a mess. Immediately. It's the location with the phone pain. Are you fucking kidding me?

This is how bad the police are? To the location that the phone pinged. Three hours later. Three fucking hours later. Also, I yelled ma'ammer three times. She's out responding. I guess we're going to the DMS down here or something. That's not working.

To the point where the phone pinged. Yeah. Great. Well, amazing how you found her. Unfortunately, she's way dead at this point. She was, the death was caused by blunt force trauma and asphyxiation. And it's pretty crazy when this guy, Jose, that we're going to talk about in a little bit here, when he came up to her, she obviously stopped running because he assaulted her. And listen to how long the struggle took by clip number four. The watch still registered a heartbeat at 9.28 a.m. 17 minutes after she had ceased running.

When Sergeant Maxwell came upon her, Lakin's clothing was in a state of disarray and her top half was exposed. Investigators surmised that her attacker had intended rape, but this had not occurred. So this guy's coming in here like, oh, fresh meat, I'll give me some of this. She kept fighting back and he's like, oh, that's not cool. Then he saw she was a flat so, so he strangled her and beat her. Yeah, you know, a lot of these times, these women who run too much. Horrible. it's yeah it's not great you know all about it anyway he decided to grab a rock and smash her on the head with a rock a bunch of times so she died before he could have his way with her it was a bummer well they start combing the area they have all the officers out there and the campus police looking and don't they find a jacket with blood and hair in the dumpster nearby okay and uh the blood and hair is matched

to the victim Lakin, and so they go, hey, do we have a camera pointing towards that dumpster? Clip number five. Perfect. At 9.44 a.m. on the morning Lakin died, only 15 minutes after her heart had stopped beating, a male figure sauntered towards the blue bin. He removed the Adidas cap from his head, briefly examined it, then put it back on. The man tossed the bloody jacket into the bin, and proceeded to walk along the side of the apartment building. In the bushes, he paused to discard other items.

In those bushes, police found three black disposable kitchen gloves. One had a visible tear. This resulted in a hole over the top of the thumb. Lake and Riley's blood was also on these gloves. So, Vinnie, they start walking around, and there's apartment complex nearby, and they see a guy wearing that, he's an act of Dita's hat right outside

in an apartment. So they go, Hey man, what's your deal? What are you up to? And so it turns out, this is Jose's brother. He was borrowing his brother's hat the morning of the murder. Is that why it's all sticky, man? So yeah, so they bring so they go inside and they see Jose's just laying on the bed and like, hey, we got some questions for you. They bring him outside. He's got scratches all over his arms and on his back and stuff

like that. Like, hey, what's sell that from? He's like, I don't know, man. There's no scratches. Like, no, no, we're looking at it right here. Like, nah, there's no. Those aren't scratches. There's no scratches. This fucking guy, Vinny, he, that outfit he was wearing the jacket and the hat that we just saw him throw away. He posted selfies online wearing that exact outfit earlier that morning.

Jesus. Yeah, he's really fucking stupid. Not only that, they found his thumbprint on her phone and his DNA under her fingernails. So it seemed at this point a pretty opening clothes case. And so here's the rub. I mentioned that Jose and his wife crossed the Mexican border into El Paso back in 2022. You did?

That was illegal. They were apprehended by the feds. Oh, so if he wasn't allowed to be here to begin with, the murder doesn't count? No, that's how that works. Oh, okay, Philvia. He was apprehended by the feds, but released because Venezuelans had protected status. What do you mean? You're from Venezuela?

Now, then come on in. My bad, I didn't realize. That's fine. What? They sent him to New York City, where they put him up in the Roosevelt. hotel remember this was where they were just bringing in all the migrants and going up head on over there hang out in new york i do remember that he got arrested multiple times in new york and decided like i should blow out of here went to georgia to stay with his brother his brother's in a Venezuelan

gang trenda aruga he was arrested again when he was in georgia released didn't appear in jail there's a bench warrant out for him doesn't matter and uh you might remember this gentleman was brought up because this became the face of our immigration policy it's that guy it is that guy my clip number six this is joe biden addressing it at the state of the union and i just want to remind everyone how great it was that joe biden is our president this is fan fuckatastic you're going to hear marjorie taylor green yellow shit at him this is great it's not about him it's not about me i'd be a winner not really Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.

That's right. But how many of thousands of people being killed by legal? Whoa. Right off script right there. But she's just one of the thousands. Yeah, I know. You just said. How did he get back out of ballot again?

Remind me? Oh, dude, it's insane. Remind me how that happened? So he called her Lincoln. Her name is Lakin. You got the name wrong. He had this like, well, he wasn't talking about her. He was talking about a guy named Lincoln.

I know. He was trying. He had no idea what he was talking about. He was actually talking about a car that he used to have. So, Minnie, think about this. The president gets up in front of the entire country, has the victim's name wrong, says, yeah, you know, these illegals are coming in, killing thousands of people. And do you remember what the controversy was?

Hold on one second. What is he holding up at his hand? So that's like a little medallion commemorating Lakin. Oh, it's nice that he has that. Yeah. He brought a prop, but didn't know her name. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

It's great. Cool. So what do you think that the big controversy was? Well, they were just going to send him back to Venezuela, right? No, the controversy is he used the word illegal. Which, if you're a Democrat, you can't say that. No people are illegal. Really?

So he was asked if he regretted that by clip number seven. Do you regret using the word illegal to describe immigrants last night, sir? Well, not probably. I don't agree. Technically, not supposed to be here. Good stuff, Biden. Got I miss it. Question still stands.

How did this man end up on a ticket again? Dude. Corruption? Our system is fucked. Everything's broken. Certainly is. Did you see the news media? Dude, I'll tell you how we got back out again because the media was sweeping for him.

for however long that was going. I remember he ran for president without ever leaving his basement. That was cool. The CPS came out and the news anchor is the new news anchor said, hey, we're going to stop lying to you now.

He literally went on a whole rant about how they've been lying to the American public. He brought up specific cases like the Hillary emails, the Biden laptop, the Russia gate. He was going through all these things. We're just like, yeah, we got it wrong.

And we never corrected it. We're going to start doing things right now. I was like, what though? Is this AI? What the fuck is going? God, it's pretty wild. Dude, America's brain is so fucked.

It really is. All right. Well, the good news is on March 7th, 2024, the House represented has passed the Lake and Riley Act. What's the act? So the act is they would mandate federal detention if illegal immigrants are arrested for burglary or theft and would allow states to file suit against the federal government for failing to enforce immigration laws.

So, of course, the Democrat-controlled Senate struck that down. Like, nope, we don't want to fix that. No, no, thank you. So then on January 7th, 2025, it was passed again in the House. And then it was passed in the Senate. And this was the first bill signed into law by Trump in this current administration. So it lets states sue the federal government if the federal government lets the legales in. Right.

And if they don't detain them properly. Interesting. Yes, because this guy should have been detained multiple times when he was let loose. And do you want to hear the verdict from the judge? I sped this up because there's a lot of counts. All right. But this is the verdict. Count one, malice murder.

I find the defendant guilty. Count two, felony murder. I find the defendant guilty. Count three, felony murder. I find the defendant guilty. Is there going to be someone there to explain to him these charges? He looks confused. Yeah.

Five, kidnapping with bodily injury. I find the defendant guilty. Count six. aggravated assault and intent to rape, I find the defendant guilty. Count seven, aggravated battery, I find the defendant guilty. Count eight, obstruction or hindering a 911 call, I find the defendant guilty. Count nine, tampering with evidence, I find the defendant guilty. Count 10, peeping Tom, I find the defendant guilty.

Peeping Tom got in there. He stopped her from calling 911. That's the problem. We need to tack time on for that. Well, the good news is he wasn't a delightful. in prison without the possibility of parole. So please vote for Carl and Jose Antonio Ibarra

at patreon.com slash the creepoff. Carl. That was cute. That was cute. No, it's not a peeping Juan. It's a peeping Tom. How dare you? Stacey Allen. My creep's name is Jose. Durango Vargas Gomez.

This is a picture of him, Carl. In 1999, he's got a real nice Charlie Manson vibe. I was going to say it looks like he's 60s. Yeah, he is not. He was born in 57. he's in his uh he's definitely a lot older now but 1957 he was like in his 50 yeah like his 40s in 1999 when he gets arrested but let me explain to you the story behind this guy he grew up in meridia state in venezuela because i am following

the directions of the episode mine is the biggest creep in venezuela it's not from venezuela so you didn't a guy who was in america committing crime you don't think he was a creep in Venezuela, too? You can't prove it. That's not what this show's about, buddy. Can't prove it. That's that what this shows about. All right. Well, hold my peer. Um, he dropped out of school early, lived on the streets, had a drug and alcohol problem, slept under bridges. And in 1995, Carl, he was arrested for murdering a gentleman by the name of Baltazar Cruz Moreno, who is another homeless man that he used to sleep under the bridge with. Cool. Yeah. Apparently, Vargas was found covered in blood eating the man's heart

like an apple. Okay. That's a good visual. I get it. Yeah. People were a little freaked out and he was arrested and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. He spent two years in a psychiatric hospital before being released in 1997 without any follow

up care or supervision because the doctor said his demeanor seemed to meek. Yeah, he's doing better. Yeah. He ate a man's heart out of his chest. He hurts in here. That's for sure. Yeah. Yeah.

So he's free again. Again, and he decides to construct a nice little shack down by this river adjacent to a public park in San Cristobal. What could go wrong? Now, this was late 1997, and by early 1999, he had murdered at least 15 men, primarily joggers. Okay. Workers passing through the area and drunks. He loved to kill a drunk.

Were any of them attractive 22-year-old nursing students who are Americans? All able-bodied men. Okay. All able-bodied men he murdered. And what he would do, Carl, was he would sit and wait in the bushes, right? And he would ambush them with a homemade spear that he made from a metal pipe. He would literally, like, stab him with the fucking spear. And then he would drag them back to his little shack.

And when he got the back to his shack, he would dismember them because he really preferred their muscles from their thighs and calves and some of their organs that he would cook into stews. He then discarded. or buried their heads, hands, and feet, claiming they spoiled too quickly. The problem was, Carl, he was leaving people's body parts all over this park. Like fucking Easter eggs. Like, they're just all over the park.

I'm like, oh, look, there's another foot. People were noticing this my point. Yes. Okay. So one gentleman by the name of Juan Carlos Menzies narrowly escaped from my man Vargas here on the night of February 12th, 1999. After leaving a nearby motel, he was attacked by Vargas, who jumped out of the bushes, with his homemade spear.

It started chasing him with it. And as he's running away, and this guy's chasing it with this spear, he starts pulling rocks out and chucking rocks at him, too. Oh, you know what? Actually, I think I have the soundtrack from what that was going on. That's it. So he gets towards the road,

and there was a cop on a motorcycle who sees him running away, and he immediately reports it. So the cops looking for him, but he disappeared back into the fucking forest or the woods near this park that he knew so well. So now he is a prime suspect in these ongoing disappearances

and body parts that they're finding. By February 1999, mounting reports of missing healthy adult men prompted intensive searches along this area. They finally came upon his shack. And when they got into his shack, Not only did they apprehend him, they found containers and prepared human flesh, severed heads, hands and feet that he hadn't gotten to throwing out yet.

And most of the victims were unidentified, Carl, because the remains were too mutilated, scattered, or decomposed in the tropical heat for proper identification. How did it smell in that, Shaq? It smelled not great, Carl. Actually, I have a report. It stinks. During the interrogation, Vargas spoke calmly without remorse, detailing his methods, preferred body parts, and recipes.

He also explained that he did not eat anyone that was overweight because he was concerned about cholesterol. Because he lives in Venezuela. There's no one overweight in Venezuela. What are he talking about? Due to his mental illness, Carl, the courts deemed him not criminally responsible. And they ordered indefinite,

secure, confined for him rather than a prison sentence. However, he was placed inside of a police facility in isolation. Now, that takes us to 2016 October, Carl. there is a month long riot in this overcrowded detention center where this guy is being held in and they let him out so he's just running around in gen pop having a good old time with the gangs for a month country's doing better now though right no no no carol so see he was accused of participating in the murder of two other inmates a gentleman by the name of anthony korea and another gentleman by the name of juan carlos Herrera eyewitness accounts claimed that after the gang stabbed these two guys to death he was like could I have their bodies and they said sure that yeah right and he took them to the galley of this kid this place part of where the inmates were held part of the area and he hung them up like deer and drained their blood and was literally cooking these men in the prison kitchen he offered uh the prepared food to himself and other inmates okay if they wanted some i don't know if there were any

or not, but he certainly ate well for a good month. As of early 2026, he's still alive. Pushing 70. He's confined under strict isolation and constant surveillance in the same facility. No public reports of incidents since 2016 have been released. And that is my creep this week. Jose Durango Vargas Gomez. Not a great dude.

You're fucking cannibal. Yeah, but Vinnie, you'd be safe. He was hunting dudes at the park. Yeah, but you'd be safe. well not everybody's all bad right not everybody's all bad but i think that's an incredible story he had his own fucking spear that he made and he's just jumping out of the woods that people did he have a catchphrase i hope he had the catchphrase bazinga yeah that's a good one he would yell bazinga that's pretty fun as he stuck it through their hearts and then drag them

back to his dirty shed so uh make sure you go to patreon dot com the uh poll will be up in three minutes folks It is set to hit at 1.30 p.m. Oh, look at you. Yeah. How organized you are. Tried today. Very impressive. You know, we should be celebrating Super Chat Monday.

Sure, sure. We get on to the other segments of the show. We have a lot to get to. But first, Todd Wells became a YouTube member. Thank you very much, Todd Wells. Go to the, we get, what, bonus shows every Friday. We just did one this past Friday. We certainly did, Carl.

We had a scum parade. The fattest women I've ever seen in my life. Very funny. I told Vinny when I came over on Friday. to do the show i said i'm in a very good mood today because i got to edit this cop cam video and some of the fattest women we've ever seen getting taken down by the police it was great it's pretty marvelous uh bobby lancaster x became a youtube member and uh fista corpse also became a new youtube member oh fista corpse good to see you glanced by harvey up there steve harvey oh i hope we didn't

steve harvey 272 became a youtube member welcome and uh gonzo 22 16 he's been a member for 28 months at Carlos Zambians is the biggest creep from Venezuela. Carl knows what I'm talking about go cubbies. Yes. Gonso Schittcock is here. Thank you, buddy. Hello, Gonso. So, Carl, you know what time it is?

I think it's time for Carl's Cop Cam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcamp. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. ruin your life he meant sombrano yeah yeah yeah that's why I was confused

now I know what he meant one of the aces for the the cubbies back of the day Trent McIntyre sent this into us thanks Trent and you know the the last cop can that we did on Friday on the bonus show was over a $12 pizza that the women didn't want to purchase anymore and wanted their money back yeah it should have been

$11 carl well it was 1199. I know. So it was a big problem. Well, this video starts with a pizza incident as well as we start off with a pizza slice assault in my clip number one. Here we go. On August 4th, 2025, an officer responded to an alleged assault involving a slice of pizza. You're saying you through pizza, Adam. We are conducting our investigation. Okay. Are you called Joe? Are you going to call Larry to come and get me? Ma'am, stop. All right, they chart the white female black thing top, American flag bathing suit hanging down and now she's on rollerblades.

All right. So this woman is going to rollerblade away from the police. And of course, there's nothing like shit talking while you're walking away in rollerblades on grass. You're just clunk, clunk, clunk. Also, she's one of these people. Call Larry. Call Larry. Call. Call. Fred. We don't know who these people are. And I'm not calling anyone. I need to talk to you about this pizza slice assault that we're investigating because we have nothing better to do. Why are the cops even on this? Well, listen, if you're wasting pizza, it's a crime and I'm proud of the police in this community. Well, what if I told this is pizza from Florida? Oh, fuck that. Yeah, exactly. Who cares? It's actually, you should get a medal for throwing it on the ground. Right. Well, the chase is odd because you heard her dog are scooting away from the police. Clip two. gotcha bitch

ma'am stop stop now this is where I'm annoyed because she's just going across the street with her dog on these rollerblades very dangerous very dangerous I don't approve of that kind of behavior and this woman's also a little clumsy

as you'll see how this this chase ends in my clip number three oh please with the front of a bus all right well we're still down 15 we're fucking where's the dog's just not on a leash not not on a leash but she's skates right into the cop's car what a piece of shit person this is uh you think now i see another cop car pulling in right there so that's a good sign yep there's a multiple cops here hopefully he'll hit her and uh viny my my clip number four now she insists she's done nothing wrong uh-huh and uh one of the greatest things that can happen in the cop cam video is about to happen in this next clip

Leave me a low. Lay on your stomach. Wait on your stomach. Wait on your stomach. Lay on your stomach. Put your hands behind your back. Please. Oh my God.

Put your hand behind your back. Please. Please. Please. Please. Help. a fucking dumb idiot. What do you think's going to fucking happen to yourself? You stupid asshole. You're going to run around on fucking road. Let's take the

roller plates off and run away like a normal person. She takes a taser like a chap first off. She must have some tolerance to it or something. Because this guy's just lighten her up. She's like, hey, whoa, well, buddy. He's got a fucking Timu taser. Yeah, maybe the shitty taser. She didn't seem to really care about it that much, which is pretty wild. But Trent, when he said this into me, he's like, is this, Rito 911 is this episode I missed or something? Like, this is crazy. You're going to sell some oranges. Clip number five, of course, you know, everyone who's a victim of one of these things,

you know, victim, I'll use in quotes, wants to know if it's being recorded because, you know, they think that they have a case against the police for police brutality. Yeah, you want to make sure that they can see every awful thing that you've done. Yep. Stop! You guys are breaking the law. You guys, I haven't done anything wrong.

Please. Please. You think it'd be easier to Wheeler. Nope. All of this is reported, right? Yep. Okay. Yep.

Multiple angles, actually, ma'am. We got this recorded pretty well. We'll be editing it in a few months, so get it up on YouTube for everyone to watch. You know how much it would hurt to get kicked in the shin by those rollerblades? That would suck. She's smart. She didn't do it.

I like that they're just walking her over. She's falling over on a rollerblades. Like, she's stick at this. Now, the dog, fortunately, is a lot better at getting in the back of a cop car than most of these perpetrators. we watch on these copy camp videos clip six are you guys going to get my stuff from over there he made me leave my stuff over there that blue bag yay what a good point i know the florida stopped you very well i know the law very hope the dog's able to get right into the cop car but she somehow cannot figure it out she can't navigate what year is it that this woman is wearing roller blades yeah i know what's

florida okay that's kind of it's a valid form of transportation in for sure yeah that's how i get around most of the time when i'm in florida or chasing after uh water system themes that's my my my roller blades do you wear wrist guards in a helmet because you should I hope the land of my face And it fixes my teeth So no, I don't wear a helmet So the police officer wants to take the dog home Because they're going to bring her back to the precinct

So they're just like, hey ma'am, can you tell me where you live And if there's going to be somebody home, I can take the dog And she really has a piece of shit My clip seven Ashley Ashley. Yeah, you live with anybody over at 10th Street Yeah Who's over there that I can take the dog?

I don't know who's over there right now. who normally lives with you we're not talking anymore until my lawyer is present because I have not committed any crime I've not broken any law I want my lawyer present I'm going to have to take your dog to animal services or I can take the dog home

okay then I will call animal services you fucking bitch wow what kind of shady shit is going on I hate her so much she's going to allow the police to take the dog into animal services what the fuck what a piece of shit

she's garbage she just shrugged her shoulders like fine yeah but i can only imagine what's happening where she lives like is there anyone home like i don't know like who do you live with i mean can name a couple names is it larry you were yelling names earlier is it one of those people that maybe is at the house i can leave the dog with that that that is the some heartbreaking shit i know i knew you wouldn't like that but uh vini desperate times call for desperate measures in my clip number Jesus, I have done nothing wrong. The dog has done nothing long. These officers are committing crimes and conspiring against me,

and it should not be tolerated. And I will represent myself if I have to. I can survive. I will be okay. Just calm down. Ashley, just calm down. They have no reason to hold you. Oh, boy.

I don't like the way she's talking to Jesus there. Like, he's Johnny Frato and she's Eric the Midget. Right. Take care of this for me. You know what to do. Well, I've heard Jews refer to as the king, never the judge. You know, you don't, that's shit you tell the judge about. Sure.

Jesus doesn't want anything to do with it. Sure. Not really his bag. Not his bag at all. Then you hear talking to the third person, it's not that she's having some tough time. maybe she's on some drugs but she's got the law figured out you heard her say earlier that she knows

Florida law and she's going to explain this to herself by clip number nine here oh good I was told that you guys would not like to chase people across the road at all you guys are not allowed to chase people

they're not to chase cars people on wheels I was in wheels I mean I was a moving person you guys Chase me. The judge is not going to like that. She thought the police weren't allowed to chase people. Has she ever watched the show Cops?

So if you rob a bank, make sure that you could get to the other side of the street really fast. If you have a bicycle, you're fine. You have to cross the road on a bike that can't chase you. Can't chase me. I'm safe. I'm at home base. I just murdered my ex-wife and family, but I got a pair of skates on. It's fine.

She's retarded. I used to watch cops all the time. It's 50% them chasing people. It's fantastic. It's great. listen if you're out there and you're listening to this and you've thought about getting a dog just go adopt one from the pound they really need some help wow people like this people like this fucking have animals and they treat them like shit like that they don't deserve it there's a

homeless guy i'm sure you've seen him he's uh he hangs out not far from where we are right now fuck those bums just kidding and he's got his dog and he dresses his dog up we've talked about this maybe already i've seen it's got the hat and the wig and stuff like that it's very cute I feel bad for poor homeless dogs. Yeah, that's a really one long walk they're on. Yeah, right. We're going to go back and you feed me, though. Is that going to happen at some point?

No, no, we're just going to sit here again. Okay. All right, Carl. Well done, sir. I guess it's time for some voicemail. Yes. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the City of Syracuse. We offered to hold President Maduro until his trial, but unfortunately we were told we can't because of something called the Geneva Convention.

See you in Syracuse. Are we just doing a political commentary now? Well, I think what do you say is that being held in Syracuse is cruel and unusual. I yeah, yeah. He's trying to keep it current. I like it. Well done, McBride. All right, first voicemail came in about the city of Seattle from our pal, Captain Blackbred. Blackbird here.

Let me be in Seattle. The mayor is a literal socialist. The voting system is rigged, just like this entire fucking state. That's about all there is to it. We're all political prisoners here, just about all of us, except for the little tiny group of people in Seattle. So can someone send help for BlackBred? Apparently he's being held captive in Seattle.

No, they're all gone. It's over. Sorry. Sorry, guys. Somebody go help him. Sorry about that. I got a voicemail here. Go ahead.

Hey, Carl, please save this message for the creep off. I think that Vinnie Paulino is the one that keeps striking TSN because Vinny's a big, dumb jerk. Anyway, that's my theory. Bye. Whoa, are you striking channels? Never. You're striking Shulie's channel? I would never do that.

A voicemember said it, so it's probably true. You know, I was thinking about striking John's channel for fucking watching our show. Right? I was considering it. I didn't think about, I'm pissed at their striking Shulie's shit. funny that they do the exact same thing to these strikes other channels for doing it's incredible it's great check out uh point dabble point today on my channel at 4 p.m eastern we are going to have earl david read oh and uh potentially we're going to have sheet shitters said stop by of course

she just dropped part two of the amazing documentary series that is the uh the dabble verse i uh enjoyed it sheet it's fantastic uh jenny jingles will be by shuley so uh check that out today did i Did I tell you that John called me? Yes, you did. And John actually talked about it on his show, too. Did he really? He said that you were very polite. I was polite to him, Merry Christmas.

I did. I said, Merry Christmas. And then he said, you too, buddy, and he hung up. Yep. So I guess we're friends again. I don't know. Honestly, he goes, I have a problem with Vinny. He's pretty cool.

I called him my mistake and he was really nice. No, he did it. I swear to God. It's all it takes. It's all it takes. It's just human connection and everything's fine. Dude, I literally said when the phone call happened, I didn't recognize a number because here's what's going on. I blocked John's number, but his number has changed so many times,

but he's kept me in his phone book as just, I guess, Vinnie. So whatever he wants to call somebody named Vinny, I get a phone call. That's what happened. And yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. That's it. All right. Fun, fun. Moving on, kids. What are we on? Voicemail still? Yeah, all right. Hey, guys. Thank you for the most satisfying cop cam I've ever seen on. this show. Uh, yeah, I'm surprised that the cop got any jail time, though. If I was, if I was in charge, it's like, okay, you know what? Man, we're going to drop the charges against you, but since you were an insufferable bitch, we're going to drop the charges against Officer Lewis Cannon. Yeah. Anyhow, that's all I want to say. Thank you both

goodbye. He used her face to sit down. That was hilarious. To smash her face into the chair. He smashed her good. Spent six months in jail. It's crazy. It was pretty good. I got another voicemail for us okay this message is for who are these creeps yeah I think it's pretty cute how you guys switched how roles here Vinnie you obviously don't give a fuck about the show anymore right your creep of the year was a guy who sexually harasses other men got it Jesus fucking Christ you talk about mailing it in you don't even give a shit yeah the tire pair was weak we need to come up with a good consequence because then he's going to be spinning it for a while here

anyway got to go viny happy new year still love you bud great show guys carl you're cool too come to school or don't come to school i don't wait the side of that see it home room oh no i'm gonna be late okay carl uh our pal uh podcast prophet checking in with a uh suggestion for the wheel of consequences at hecomania hey boy's podcast prophet here holy spirit is speaking through me uh J.F.K. Martin Luther King Jr. and Abling can all walk into a bar. They all take shots. Any oodles. I've got a consequence if you want to stick with the, you know, T-shirt theme that you've been doing.

I recently purchased, I'm sending it to you guys anyways. Maybe a consequence goes on the wheel for the show. I don't care. But, anyway, just this picture Garfield. It just says gay Garfield. And he goes, hmm, lasagna. and cock I think it'd be funny to watch Carl wear that because he's inevitably going to lose that's a live show which I don't agree with

but I'm just saying. Anyways, fuck the bills and thank you, fuck you, bye. That would be my third gay shirt that I've acquired from the cream off in love for us. It's by fourth now. Well, you have the Josh Allen cream pie you won too. Oh, that's true. You have lots of gay shirts.

I forgot about that. With a good friend like me, you'll be swimming at him, Carl. Podcast profit always has a fun joke to start off his call as well. There's someone who doesn't appreciate that. Hey, Carl, this is for the creep-off. But I just wanted to call in and actually give some creep-off-worthy jokes other than those lame-ass ones that retard calls in. Why did Helen Keller?

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Because you would kill yourself, too, if your name was, uh, why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman. How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet. And finally, what do you do after you rape Helen Keller? You break her finger so no much so she can't tell anybody.

I'm not sure if that was an ironic voicemail with all those old jokes or if he thought he was funnier than podcast profit, but podcast profit gets the W for me. I didn't like any of those. No, they're terrible. I know every one of them, too. I've heard every single one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh. It would be funny one because she's a woman, but he delivered it poorly.

I like the one not break her fingers so she can't tell That's probably That was a good choice to close with I think All right Carl I'm ready for a scum parade are you

Yep let's go It's time for us to listen To the scum parade With our turn We're interested Yeah walking You'll hear a bad It's gone

We'll hear about the list We're going to get a scum parade We're going to scum parade We're a scum parade Carl, I thought this would trigger you this story. We're going to talk about disgraced national health service surgeon, Yassir Jabbar. He's 43 years old. And fun fact, he worked to the Great Ormond Street Hospital, and they had to order a review, Carl,

by independent experts, into the care of 789 patients. okay and you know what they found that this guy was a negligent fucking monster is what it sounds like they found he left children with chronic pain deformities permanent nerve damage and an amputation that he didn't have to perform the condition he also left

a bunch of people with drop foot are you familiar with the drop foot? I was not familiar with drop foot I didn't know what it was but they're you know who Scott Steiner was I sure do Yeah. Scott Steiner has drop foot. Is that true? Yes. And he tried to do a couple of comebacks and he couldn't quite do stuff because he was like lumbering around because it's fucked up foot. Yeah. These kids were all walking like they're in a Monty Python sketch where this guy

was done with them. It's not great. 721. Before the fightings are presented, they're going to be presented on January 29th, two years after he was suspended. But they've confirmed that Jabbar harmed between 85 and 100 children. 32 of those suffer. severe harm, meaning potential lifelong deformities or chronic pain, 36 were left with moderate harm, and 18 cases were mild. Yeah, I mean, let's just let the government handle health care. That seems to work out really well. They're really good at these types of things.

Oh, how many people are victims? Somewhere between 85 and 100. Should we probably stop him from practicing? Should we maybe not let him be the surgeon anymore? They suspended him for two years, and you know what he did, Carl? What did he do? He moved to Dubai, where he continues to operate as a surgeon. Your Dubai's problem now, bye.

he's in Dubai he's in Dubai claiming to be one of the best in the world in his field of course of course he is that's awesome so he didn't even keep proper records for these people why would you one mother's like my daughter's medical reports don't reflect anything that happened yet no she came in here with just one leg I swear to get that's that's how I found her huh this fucking guy uh the claims are cultural problems at the hospital have not been changed with several families raising concerns a lot of people are very upset because the hospital just let this go on for years where he was just performing these horrible surgeries and kids are everybody's walking out fucking limping like it's a porn set out of this guy's office and nobody at this hospital did a goddamn thing carl imagine being the spokesperson for this hospital that's going to be the worst job of the rug I guess I'll get up tomorrow and say

I'm sorry 2,000 more times this will be fun another riveting day oh man the spokesperson for the hospital said that they were in incredibly sorry and wanted every patient and family who comes to our hospital to feel safe and cared for. Hey, hey, we're sorry. We're very, very sorry. Sorry, guys. We're sorry. We're sorry that we left this maniac maimed children. Insane. Fucking A. All right. Our next creep, he's not a great dad. This is Jalen White. And he was sentenced to 12 years in prison this past Tuesday for an incident that happened on November 5th of 24, well, he was playing

NBA 2K. Now, I'm a big NBA 2K fan. It's the only reason I own an Xbox, Carl. Sure. It's one of my favorite games to play when I'm bored. And it could get intense. Yeah. And he was down two points in the fourth quarter. And he also happened to be holding his

very young son, his infant son, in his lap. And he was about to lose the game. He missed a shot and picked the child up and chucked him the wall. It's not a way that you're going to win the game. No, that's a baby throwing, Carl.

He's a baby thrower. No, no, nope. You should play the round ball rock by John Tesh for this one. This is an NBA one. I don't have that one on the board, unfortunately. He goes, my intentions were never to hurt my baby. Everything just happened so quick. So when the cops showed up, he told them all sorts of different stories.

The kid hit his head on the doorframe. then eventually he was like come on guys come me a break i was down two points yeah i was in the fourth quarter yeah yeah what would you do i couldn't fucking hit a three to save my life officer all right what do you want for me the boy hit the wall before landing back on a bed um this poor kid is fucked up from this that is why pencils have erasers it's a good point so why we have doctors have hospitals the child apparently lives with a vision problems relies on a feeding tube to survive now and requires weekly care from multiple specialists. Did you see also that he was recovering from previous fractures to his left clavicle

and ribs? Several ribs? How bad is this guy at NBA 2K? How often is he losing games when he has to beat the fuck out of this baby? Yeah, that's time to just give up, sir. Yeah, you're just not good at that. It's fine. Just play the computer on easy.

Right. Have a nice time. Run up the score a little bit. Don't go online. Don't go online and play against anybody else who's going to beat you. You know what I think happened here? What's that? I think that this baby was taunting him.

I think he's talking shit to his face. Like, dude, you're not going to win this kid. You fucking suck. And that's like, really? Just chucked the kid against the wall. It's probably a good shit talking to this kid. I bet. But not anymore because you can't talk.

Captain Blackbred, thanks for the Fiverr, congratulations. My kid was just born three days ago and he doesn't spiral. well watching from home today congratulations captain black bread that's great what'd you name him good to see you buddy what'd you name your kid i'd like to know viny junior hopefully i think that's a good name viny junior do you think his name is bini no i'm just saying everyone's name is viny is that what you think no i just think it'd be funny confusing for me vinny vinny vinny vinny vinny i won't get to the course. Congratulations on James. James. Congratulations. Welcome James into the world. Future creepoff fan. You know, since we're looking at the chat real quick, we did miss some of the super chat

celebrations that's going on. Yeah, Rock or B. We just missed one. He says, I'm happy, doggy. It's fine. Oh, I'm happy doggy is fine. Yes. Very good. And Hank Belandova became a new YouTube member. Welcome, Hank. What's the one right above? Oh, is that the one from, yeah, we got it. Got it. Yep. All right, Carl, let's talk about this gal. This is Ashley Wazeluski. She looks great for 46 years old, doesn't she? She looks fantastic. Well, on December 10th, she was walking in a park near Savannah, Georgia, when someone ran up behind her and poured a liquid over her head. As she noticed that she thought somebody poured water on her head. And when she looked down,

she realized that her jacket and her clothes were disintegrated. off of her body strong water as well as her face and exposed scalp and skin that's why i have an r o system in my house buddy do you see what i'm talking about man that's why you need an r o system yeah dude it's dangerous this motherfucker dumped acid over a stranger's head in a park i see i hate this shit this is the stuff that i'm just like uh why we why is this happening 50 burns to 50 percent of her body and you ready for this the medical bills for recovery could pile into the millions of $50% of her body. This guy's a pretty good aim.

I got to give him that. Well, he just dumped it over her head. I know. That's still impressive, though. You got to admit 50%. Yeah. Without getting any on you, too. Yeah, pretty good stuff.

Now, I'll tell you what. If the bills are piling up into the million dollars and I'm her husband, I look at her and say, babe, you're going to be okay. You look great. Yeah. It's all good. You're going to be fine. You'll find someone else.

It'll be fine. Yeah, there's some graphic photos in this story. that are pretty brutal. Yeah, I'm just going to show you that one. Okay, good. There's a, there's a GoFundMe for her that her friend set up. It's raised $315,000 so far. And, Rini, I'm convinced you can draw a direct link between the level of attractiveness of somebody

and how much money they raise on GoFund me. That's 100% true. If you've seen a fat, ugly broad, have a tragic thing happen to her and raise money, never once. Good point. Yeah. That's a good point. This poor woman, though, Carl, they have no leads on who. did this he's completely unknown they did release an initial picture from a security camera

but she was out of it at the time and she couldn't tell who it was and she looked at it when she came kind of came to he was like no that's not the guy so they have nothing they don't know who did this there's a $5,000 reward from the FBI so um if you know five thousand bucks that's it's it come on the medical bills are like millions of dollars like yeah we'll give you five grand oh I'll write on for 15,000 but not 5,000 that's good point kind of a cool guy What part is cool? You don't hang out with them. You don't get it.

We watch sports together. Was it Chris? Did Chris do this? I don't want to talk about it anymore. Was this producer Chris? I already said too much. Why was he in Savannah? Again, he knows he's not supposed to be in Savannah.

Why are you packing acid for our trip, Chris? What do you need acid for? Just going to the park. Is that how he talks? Sure. He's Cardiff now. Oh, going to the park. Oh, maybe it was Cardiff.

This person is completely unidentified. Yep. They said a Sasquatch was seen running from the seat. It just very well could be Cardiff. It's a Frankenstein monster. All right, Carl, let's talk about the worst story of the week. This is Edwin Cruz Gomez. He is 38 years old.

And it's coming out now. There's a situation over, I believe, this past summer, where this gentleman, Edwin Cruz Gomez plowed a 2009 Chevy Suburban, this one right here, into this incredibly attractive 16-year-old. How the fuck? First off, that's how hitting- Did those boobies do that much damage? That's how hitting on someone works, sir?

But how the fuck do they not have a better photo of a 16-year-old girl? I mean, you'd think there'd be a school photo, some selfies, something. All they have is surveillance footage of her? This is the photo they have of her the night that she left. She left her house. Oh, okay. So he had been arrested for driving under the entire. intoxicated. He had his license suspended on January 26 of last year. Six months later, he was caught speeding and driving with his suspended license by the Nassar County cops. And he was set to appear next month in those cases. But apparently that takes us to the situation that just recently happened, where he was drunk out of his mind sitting outside of the prima donna on Roosevelt Avenue when a group walks by it around 4 a.m.

The clash erupted when he allegedly made sexual remarks to the 16-year-old girl who was out at 4 a.m. Moments later, the maniac allegedly got behind the wheel and drove up on the sidewalk pinning the helpless girl against a pillar. Dude, if she's not going for you when you're cat calling her, I don't think the driving into her is going to help. He also crashed into the girl's 32-year-old mom and then hit a parked vehicle trying to flee according to the cops. The teens died at the scene, and from one of the things I read, the truck cut the girl and fucking half oh jesus is the truck okay they can be able to salvage that i don't know i might be able to buff that out okay good good i think you might be able to puff that out dude this chick's 16 the mom's 32 she got started early it's fucked up man yeah that's an interesting uh

tidbit she left her apartment with a group friday night hours before the murder according to that post that picture that we just saw it's uh difficult to see her alive on that video knowing she died six hours later the building supervisor said a young woman was so much luck it mentions it the story that after the guy murdered this chick he was like all upset yeah who cares who cares how he feels about it

he was sitting on the floor and he was crying said one witness yeah yeah yeah he was hysterical trying to cope with what he just did yeah yeah I bet it was real traumatizing for him my car I just got the oil change I just put new tires on this fucking thing I ran the thing to the car wash this afternoon

man fucked up we live in a terrible world Carl yeah sometimes especially when you hear about it through the lens of the creep off

I think we had one more super check on man we sure did KFT coming in with two bucks mini if you had a son he'd change his name too it's interesting

okay probably who cares I don't no I think the point is that John two of the three of John's kids have changed their names. Their last names?

No, but change their names. Oh. That's pretty crazy. You know what I mean? That's a pretty crazy stat if you think about it. Yeah. I don't know anyone who's changed their name except for maybe Fred Norris. You mean Eric Norris?

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