The Creep Off - Episode 296: Fight Club Babies

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

 Nap time is getting creepy this week. Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for the creepiest daycare worker of all time. On Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet two separate women — one with a good plan, and one with the exact opposite. Plus, a brand-new Scum Parade. The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Dad on Rampage Tossed Hot Soup on 3-Month-Old & Rubbed Chili Oil in Woman’s Eyes – Crime OnlineRayong man forces wife into sex with his father and pimps her out | Thaiger'West Wing' Star Timothy Busfield Facing Child Sex Abuse Charges, Warrant IssuedFormer Child Actor Matt Prokop Arrested on Charges of Child Pornography, Aggravated Assault and Violation of BondWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!If you have a suggestion for the wheel of Consequences, send them to Mahalia at this simple address: [e-mail] free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108follow our "Results girl" Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolationfollow the "Keeper of Consequences" Mahalia @mahellllyeah

Yeah, that's right, Carl. We're number one in Hackamania, brother. We're coming for you, Hackamania. That's right. We sold more tickets with the promo code creep than nobody likes onions. We're taking down the potato. We're taking down the puppet. We're coming to Hack to the Future, April 10th through 12th in Las Vegas.

You better be there, brother. Just do it. Use the promo code creep for 10% off your order. Heckomania.com. That was way gayer than I wanted it to do. Great jingle. Okay. Are you queer?

All right, let's start the show. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't in a...

these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. That ain't funny. The doozing thing.

Ola, creepos. Welcome to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me. studio is my co-host. Hot, Cucka-C-C-C-C-Ril.

Vinny, what is happening? We are celebrating today, my friend. This is a special day. Of course, yes, it is Super Chat Monday. Monday, but it's also Bill's Victory Monday. Beating the Jacksonville, Jaguars, I should have reached out to Tucker Dixon. I haven't messaged with him at all.

Well, that's because you're not a good friend. The bills took care of Jacksonville, and they're on to the next round in the playoffs, off to Denver. Well, Carl, I think that your team has a chance, but I will be rooting for the Denver Broncos. I know you will. I know. And anyone else Buffalo or New England has it their way to the Super Bowl? You're going for punishment. I get it. God, it would have been nice. It's the freaking

charges would have shown up last night. There could be a AFC East championship game. It could be the Patriots and the Bills, which, good. Man, I'd be so fucking mad that day. I'll be sitting there in my dolphins hat just pouting, just all sour. Invite your friends who are Jets fans over. you guys can all sit around and watch the two good teams play yeah josh allen's not even that good is he yeah i get good to that debate again anyway no more football talk at super chat monday here on the creep off let me explain how the creep off works is a true crime show that is a contest each and every week minnie and i bring who we think is the biggest creep in a specific category this week will be at the category of daycare workers and we present who you think the biggest creep is you go out and vote

the patreon dot com slash the creep off then uh we tally up those votes the next week we have our results girl come in and share the results whoever gets the win gets a point for that round for that uh specific episode and then we get to five points you win the round the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences i'm currently in the lead three to one and that's bullshit by the way how so because i'm not winning yeah i know very you hate it hey carl yeah what's up um shall we bring in our results girl to find out who won last week. Now's the time. All right. Well, last week's competition was the biggest creep in Venezuela here

to tell us who the winner was. It's Danny. Hi, Danny. You know the name of that song? What you was just playing? No. Called the stripper. Oh, perfect. That is for you. That is for you, Danny.

I actually pulled it for another story that we did on the bonus episode the other day. And I was like, you know what? I just might use this again. It's a good one to have on the board. So, fun fact, everybody. And again, we love Danny very much. She has been talking to us about these cow bikini pictures for our Patreon. And last night I sent her an email. And she responded back to me saying, I'm about to take them right now.

I'm actually doing this tonight. What? Does this happen? Well, you know, there's some things going out of her house. It kind of translated it over to this morning. But Danny, is it true that they're coming? It is true. Very true.

I'm still running part of it right now. Would you like to see? You're still wearing it. very part of it right now yeah i want to see all right let's see what you got okay youtube's terms of service yeah there's the underwear part this is exciting this is very exciting halfway there everybody we're halfway there so if you want to see our lovely results girl danny in their cow bikini you'll want to go to patreon.com slash the creep off that's where you vote that's where you see bikini picks now i also want to tell you something fun and bonus shows every friday we've been talking

quite a bit about doing an AMA episode with Danny. And I have that on the calendar now, Carl. Oh, we have an AMA on the calendar. Yeah, it's going to be January 30th, our normal Friday afternoon show. We're going to do some scum stream stories, and we're going to bring in Danny, and we're going to take your questions for Danny. You could start submitting them now, and we will have them ready to go for that episode. So if you are a patron, you know how to message us, send them in.

I have questions. So that's exciting. Yes, very excited for that. Now, Danny, you have a job to do. It's not just taking sexy cow bikini pictures for perverts. It's letting us know who won the most important game on the internet that creep off. Who won last week, Danny? Oh, man. It was very close.

We had 51% go to the winner this week. Wow. Yeah. Tight one. I should have asked how to pronounce his name, though, because that's an interesting one. It's Vinnie. The biggest creep in Venezuela. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

Hey, I'm not in Venezuela. No. It does go to Vinny's creep. Doran, Doran, Dorian. Oh, man. God damn it. Oh, man. Coming back, baby.

The comeback is started. Hey, would you play my comeback king music for me? I don't have your music. I have my music. No, don't play that. That one's dumb. All right,

Danny Desolation on Instagram, everybody. You know we love her. She'll be back with us next week with some results. And don't forget sending your AMA questions now. She's going to have a bigger fan club the next time you see her. Yeah, I think so.

I think the show is, you don't have to make her screen bigger. Seriously, let's shrink us down. Yeah. Well, during the AMA, we're just going to put her big on the screen. We'll be the tiny ones in the corner.

It'll be fun. We'll see you then, Danny. Is it a strip AMA? How does that work? No, you can't do a strip AMA. Oh, okay. Well, that sounds fun. She's like, I didn't agree to that. Well, we're brainstorming her. That's how meetings work.

Yeah. All right. We'll see you too, Danny. Take it easy. All right. She took herself off the screen that time, didn't she? No, that was out of here. I did it.

These creeps. I did it. Now, Carl, I wasn't to have her on a little bit later in the show, but I have a fun surprise for everybody. I like fun surprises. We have Hackamania coming out. We do. April 10 through 12, Hackamia.com.

We take Hackamania very seriously. It's one of our most important shows of the year. That's right. We try to put on a banger of a show for you fans that are coming to see it live. We appreciate our creepoff fans. You know what? I love the creepoff fans because you know what? People who laugh at shit they shouldn't laugh at are my favorite type of people.

So you know who's going to be a guest on the creepoff when we're live in Vegas? Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve will be guest. guesting on the creep, which is always exciting. He asked, we're so excited for that. But you know who else is going to be there, Carl? Who's that? Our very, very good friend.

Can I get him? Mahalia. Yeah, there she is. Mahalia is going to be there. Malia is there every year with us. What's going on, Mahalia? Can't hear her. Can't hear a word.

Seen and not heard. This is your best appearance yet. Yep. This is what you can expect when you come to Las Vegas, April 10, 312. Yes, Mahalia will smile at you. She'll figure that out. But here's the thing. We asked you guys what you want to see our consequence be at the Las Vegas show.

Right. So every year we have a live vote after the end of the show, and one of us has to do a consequence of that day. That's right. Now, here's what we have decided to do. I have given me hell yeah a new job. Can you hear us? Can you talk yet? Nope, she can't say a word.

All right. Well, here's what we want everybody to know. if you send your ideas to creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com they will go directly to the lovely me hell yeah oh she's going to determine this she is going to be working in the background all right to uh help facilitate whatever evil consequence we will have to do in hell yeah you know i love you and you know i'm old for two at these live shows not as much as i love you but hell yeah so if you could just keep that in mind when you're putting into this consequence that'd be great yeah so if you want us to do something terrible in Las Vegas,

uh, send your emails to creep off consequence ideas at gmail. I'm not doing balls and advice again. All right. That wasn't part of it. I don't know why you did that. There was a vice back there and you're like, Hey,

hey, look at me, everybody. It doesn't hurt at all. It doesn't hurt at all. Uh, I have none balls. What do you want?

So, uh, my hell yeah, thanks for showing up. We're going to have to get this mic thing figured out. Uh, no AS out here, darling.

No ASL. out here. We don't do that nonsense on this channel. I shouldn't call it nonsense. We'll see you soon. What's going out in the chat right now? I see many of the girls are talking about bikinis, review girl Megan is in there. Lucy Tightbox. Once over with Kaylee's in there. Lucy Tybox says, I'm in. We'll start with bikinis. Wow. All right. Any women. We're going to sell this thing out, guys. Get your tickets for Hackamania. It will sell out. New rule for the creep off live show. Any women to wear bikinis. That's the rule. And Dr. Steve has to dress up like a nurse and a bikini. Great. All right. Malia, we'll see you soon. That didn't work out too well.

It actually worked out great. I think that was her best appearance ever. Creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com for that. Now, are you ready to start a competition, Carl? Creep off consequence ideas. Yeah. At gmail.com. Yeah, I asked her to pick the email and that's what she came up with. How many characters is that? I don't know, like 43. It's got to be the limits.

It could have just been Vegas creep ideas. Could have been a lot of things. Could have been a lot of things. All right, whatever. You're going to start this contest, buddy? Just ring that bell. Oh, this is going to be a tough one, Carl. Yeah?

Yeah, we picked a tough consequences or tough category this week. Daycare workers. Yeah, daycare workers. These are actual daycare workers. They're not empty daycares that we're talking about. Correct. This is not the empty ones where Nick Shirley is showing up to, uh, audit. These are actual daycare facilities with children, the most innocent of the victims.

But my creep today, she's pretty bad. She worked at this place, Carl. Rocketeers Learning Center. Well, they spelled learning correctly. That's good. Yep, yep. That's a plus in their category. Her name is Leah Walden, Carl. Now, this place is located in Baltimore. So I'm going to go ahead and go on a limb and say it's probably not the best daycare. But your kids are going to come out tough. That's true. Now, or telling terrible jokes that have way too long of a set up.

Have you ever been on the Merrick Park Expressway? Oh, shut up, Tom. Okay. Rocketeers Lurting Center. This woman has been working there for about two and a half years in 2017. Her sister, Samantha, got her the job. She was the director of the daycare. So she was a nepotism hire.

Turns out she didn't have any real experience. watching kids. Like she said that she had a year of working in another daycare and then like six years of babysitting. Whatever, you figure it out. Yeah. You would think so. This is one of those jobs where they just let anybody learn on the job. Yeah. They probably shouldn't though. Because on May 23rd, 2017, this beautiful baby, Reese Bowman, eight month old, was brought to the Rocketeer Learning Center. What did you say this was? 2017. Okay. So this kid's, uh, so this kid's, uh, in grade school now? No.

Ready for middle school? No. Let's talk a little bit about that, actually. Okay. The parents dropped off their little baby Reese to daycare and went to work. And for the most part, the day was uneventful. And Leah decided, you know, man, I want to go to lunch. It's almost lunchtime.

And Reese doesn't miss a lot of lunches. She does not look like she misses a lot of lunches. She puts a little baby Reese down. and her little whatever you call bassinet there. And all the other babies go to sleep except Little Reese. Little Reese is just not having it. She's just awake. And Leah really wants to go to lunch.

And she's getting really mad about it. Wait a second. She just leaves while they're sleepy to go get lunch. Apparently. I mean, that's not great. I'll put it to you this way. Reese isn't here anymore. Either is the daycare center.

Okay, fair enough. Okay. Leo wants her lunch break. She's getting pissed off. She tells a coworker, quote, girl, I'm frustrated. I'm sick of this little bitch. I hate this little bitch. She makes me want to punch her in the face.

I'm not going to play the surveillance footage of what happened, even though it exists. You're not. No, fuck no. I would never do that to you. I'm actually just going to play you the audio and narrate. Oh, well, okay. I don't want anybody to see this. This is horrible.

Yep, so there she's walking into the nursery. Okay. And now she's going up to the little baby's crib and... That's too many punches. So now she's picking up the baby by one leg. Oh, wait. Now it's been a while. Leah looks a little tired from the beating.

So what she's doing now, oh, it looks like she's helping the baby go to sleep with a pillow. Oh, wait. No, no. No, wait, she's putting the pillow over the baby's. She's, oh no. Oh, no. She's smothering the baby that she just beat with the pillow. Punching it a couple more times.

Still smothering it. But here's the interesting thing. For a woman who wants to go to lunch. This baby. Oh, she probably missed most of lunch, then. Well, she's just torturing this kid. She's putting the pillow over the kid's face, not letting it breathe, I'm looking to see if a breeze and putting the pillow over her face again.

Basically waterboarding this kid, tried to interrogate a, yeah, Try to do interrogator. What do you know? Who do you work for? Like what, like I said, after about 20 minutes. Uh-huh.

Hopefully she's got the contra 30 lives with the, the code. No, no. Then she takes the little baby out and goes, something's wrong with this one. This one's defective. I don't know what happened.

Something wrong with this baby. She's not breathing. Oh, no, we better call somebody. All the other babies are breathing. I think this is what should be doing that too, right? You would think,

So, but again, she's worked in this daycare facility for two and a half years at this point. Apparently didn't realize there was a camera in the room. Oh. Because after the paramedics come, take the baby to the hospital. It's pronounced dead, unfortunately. This is a horrible fucking thing. Sure. The director and her sister go and they go, oh, we should just check the footage and see what happens.

And then they see, you know, fucking WrestleMania 13. Oh, bitch, bitch. She's got this baby of the sharpshooter and this, fucking room and the cops look at this footage they say to her so what happened she goes i don't know the baby was just sleep with the crib and they're like well you're a liar and you're under arrest she was charged with first and second degree murder first and second degree assault second degree child abuse and reckless endangerment and again she just claimed the whole time i didn't do it it was an accident it was an accident when i climbed the turnbuckle and drop the elbow from the top like

macho man freak go freak go right on that baby's fucking jugular but you know that was all an accident her sister spoke in court and said you know leah's not a monster or evil she was just frustrated sure so sorry to the bowman's you ever like really want lunch like you're looking for like taco tuesday you're really looking forward to it never enough to murder a child over a half of an hour what about like say your boss gives you some work do you have to get done immediately and you're missing out on Taco Tuesday. All your coworkers are going out for tacos. I am not going to systematically torture a baby. You're not going to murder a baby. I will not murder an eight-month-old baby. Okay. This woman is a fucking absolute monster. And would you be shocked to know that she was sentenced to life in prison?

I actually am shocked to know that. Yeah. Life in prison. Uh, she's got to serve at least 70 years of it, though, which is nice. So, uh, fun fact, Rocketeer's got its license suspended right away. And I should also add that, in court, Leah did not said she was sorry to the Bowman's, but she also said that Learning Tier should have taught her better and should have given her more training. Yeah, yeah, how do you torture these kids

so they don't die? Yeah, I want to keep them alive. Is it a phone book? A bag of oranges? What am I supposed to do? I'm looking through the training manual. I don't even see a chapter on this. There is no torture at all.

She murdered the fuck out of this baby, dude. And fun fast. there was nobody to sue this daycare sucked yeah uh there was a go fund me for the baby they raised about $50,000 for the funeral and that i feel like is an excessive amount for a baby babies don't need big funerals i mean what do you what do you get what are you get for 50,000 dollars for a baby well i mean funos are expensive sure but for a baby one i wouldn't think so okay like first off the baby hearse is much smaller so you don't have to spend a lot of gasoline the hard part is getting it from the circus because they use it for the clowns.

Right. But you know, like a baby funeral should not cost as much because like I'll give you a good example. There's a pair of Jordans that I wanted to get and they're like $215 bucks if you go to buy them. Sure. But they have the youth sizes and the baby sizes. They're only like $100. So I'm thinking that like you're going to shrink your feet in order to say no. I'm just saying that a baby funeral should be like half off.

I agree with that. I definitely agree. Plus, how many people are you going to invite? How many people could this baby have met? It's only been around for four months. How many friends does it have? Not that many, right? Please.

Like, if the dad was more popular, we would have been in a better daycare. It's true. Who's coming to this? All right, Vinny. Excellent, excellent presentation. So, uh, would you go to patreon.com this week, please vote for your palvinian. Leah Walden.

It's a monster. Pretty for my presentation. I guess. All right. Well, I want to introduce you to, uh, Sarah Jordan, who uh that's that's sarah jordan right oh she's a pig like dude i actually vote for carl i have patreon dot com slash the creep i have audio over testimony yep that's her oh my god leah shut up shut up sarah so uh sarah is a you know daycare center employee and uh she's trying to have fun

at work everyone's always trying to have fun at work past the time by a little bit sure uh she would have been having a little bit too much fun play my clip number one from the newscast here. A former Virginia daycare teacher faces up to 41 years in prison after she was convicted on more than a dozen criminal charges, including abusing children. Sarah Jordan was convicted on 13 felony and misdemeanor counts, including child cruelty and assault and battery. Now, I know what you're thinking.

Carl, you just said she was having fun at work. This sounds, it's all horrific. I know, it sounds like it's horrific. Let's get into the details where we find out that there was a lot of fun to be had. Because personally, Vinnie, if you put me with a bunch of children, and this is 18 months to 24 months, you know, one and a half and two-year-old kids, you put me with those children, I'm not having fun.

I'm not figuring out a way to have fun. I'm going to be miserable. I'm going to be in an ordinary mood after my shift. But Sarah, she found away my clip number two. Okay. Yes, it pissed me off. I mean, she knows what she did. And I'm just glad to justice is that.

Jordan was accused of intentionally tripping children stepping on. and fight each other and spraying them with hoses until they cried. Since then. She's cool. He won't go in the bathtub. He won't go in the big bathtub. The only way that we can bathe him is in the sink. So Vinnie.

That's a you problem. She would spray these kids with the hose until they cried. And so I was like, what would that even look like? So I put in the AI, put it in a little prompt. Oh. And my clip number three is when AI spit out thinks this might look like this. you get to drink from the fire hose on the great UHF weird Al Yacavits movie

It's funny he used to only do that to the black kids That Kramer It's a real problem So the allegations against Jordan and another woman Kira Spriggs First service in 2013 With the report from the Virginia Department of Social Services The report found the women encouraged toddlers to fight

and dunked children afraid of water into waiting pools. Sure, did they fight the toddlers, though? No, they had a fight club with these little kids. They would get them to beat each other up. They also found, listen to this, they also found the women laughed about feeding kids flaming hot Cheetos. They're just putting spicy treats to their mouths, watching them freak out and cry.

Oh, do you want some more water? Is it hot? Here, I get the hose. Sprayed it with the hose again. Open wide. Oh, this is fun. They get them all worked up, and then they have them fight each other.

There's nothing creepy about this. This is just a fun, good old-fashioned daycare where kids are allowed to have fun. The prosecutor for Springs trial described the daycare class of two-year-olds to a baby fight club where they pitted toddlers to fight for their amusement. They got money out. They're betting on them and stuff. Come on, punch them, get them, pit them. They're actually doing these children a favor.

They're teaching them how to be tough. It's not even Baltimore. Sarah Jordan, no, Virginia. Sarah Jordan was sentenced to 12 months on each. charge, you know, there were 13 felony and misdemeanor counts. So that's a total of 13 years. Suspended 11 years and three months, giving her 21 months and one year or one year and nine months to serve. The 21 month sentence was the high end of the range recommended by Virginia's sentencing guidelines.

She will be given credit for the four months she's already served. In addition to the jail time, Jordan was sentenced to 10 years of probation and was ordered to undergo anger management classes and a mental health evaluation. Interesting. She will not be allowed to work in child care or have unsupervised contact with children while on probation. But don't worry. After those 10 years, get right back at it. Get those kids fighting again. Well, she could probably, you know, take some trainings in that 10 years to get it back together.

Carl, this woman is based. She's a lot of fun. She's having a good time at work. And I mean, maybe she's bending the rules a little bit. But, I mean, what's the harm done? A kid cried because they got a bath. That one kid sounds shitty anyway. I don't need to take a bath if it's in the sink.

It sounds like these people are teaching this kid the right way. You see what I'm saying? She's like, oh, you're going to come in here all sticky ass because you won't take a bath at home? Yeah. Well, guess what? Well, guess what? Oh, you don't like drowning? Guess what?

I'm going to hold your head underneath the water. If John fucking Melendez's his daycare teacher had done that to him, maybe be a different world. That's true. Maybe we would wash. Maybe he'd bathe every now and again. Yeah. So if you think that having a toddler fight club is hilarious, vote for Carl. Patreon.com slash the creep off.

But that's not the criteria to vote on. Sarah Jordan. I always encourage you to have fun at work. Sarah Jordan is crushing it. Vote for Carl and Sarah Jordan. Wow. That was a dozy Carl. Yeah.

You know everyone, I know everyone when we post this, we're going to be like, they're going to go with chomos. No chemos. Nope. There are many to choose from. Oh, my God. There were many. Australia's got some issues.

Holy shit. I have a serious recommendation for you. Yeah. If you're going to put your child in daycare. Make sure that it's just an ugly kid. Don't put cute kids in daycare. We learned that just very simple Google searching. How do you find that out?

Do you put your kid out hot or not? How do you find out of your kids dragged to pedophiles? That is a pedophile website. Honey Trap website. Be careful. Don't go to hot or not kids. You got to figure that out. Don't go.

FBI, sir. Oh, fuck it. It's time for everybody's favorite. Well, it's actually, We should be celebrating Super Champ Monday. I don't know why we're not. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Rambo-208-9, thanks to the 499.

Carl, you didn't cry in Jenny Jingle's old soup tacos. After all yesterday's, go bills, Vinny Italians rule. That's right, Rambo 25. Turned out the tacos that Jenny Jingles made for us yesterday were fantastic. And my buddy, MLP, brought over some chicken casillas that were great. And we watched a fantastic victory for the. the bills in a game that went back and forth a few times in the fourth quarter. And as far as Italians, I don't care for them.

Yeah, no one does. Mr. Majestic Davils member for one month. Okay, Carl, bills won Super Bowl or you're guaranteed to never have to spin the wheel again. Which do you choose? I mean, it's a no-brainer. Bill Super Bowl all day. I'd spend the, I would trade in spinning the wheel every day of the week for a Bill

Super Bowl victory. Let me tell you something. I would, I cannot tell you. how pissed you would be at the girls with the Super Bowl? No, it wouldn't be pissed. It would be crushed, deflated, and upset. It wouldn't even be anger. It would be misery.

Vinnie, I never, well, there's a reason why I never buy this, but I never buy, like, the champion gear for, like, my team. Like, the Cubs won in 2016. I don't own a Cubs World Series hat or anything like that. I got a couple Celtics 24 T-shirts. If the Bills with the Super Bowl, my entire wardrobe is going to transition to nothing, but Bill's Super Bowl,

champion t-shirts hats flag i would bring flags in here and put them up behind me that'll be fair i'm rearranging everything in this place that'll be good it'll be good than uh different than the maga stuff you wear everywhere now i'm gonna i'm gonna get some josh allen figurines because you need some more uh figurines back carl i will smash them with a hammer you thought dick masters and knew how to destroy a toy i'll show you oh shit drunk engineer 205 thanks for the fiver i appreciate carl intentionally throwing this round in order to bring us a fun story thank you very much shrug engineer but i did not throw this round yes you did vote for car let's tie this up and make a show it was a toddler fight three next week baby let's go all right do it you're ready for uh

i guess that's all the celebrate people want to do are you ready for a carl's cop cam segments fuck yeah let's go i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me Because cop cam lose all your rights, ruin your life. I got a couple quickies today coming in from Jeff Spangler. And we start with this one. This is an odd cop cam, one we've never seen before. So the police are at a T.J. Max. They've been alerted that there's shoplifters in the store.

And so there's kind of hanging out in the parking lot waiting for these shoplifters to leave with merchandise so they can be arrested. What do you make of a T.J. Max? It's fine. I like TJ Max fine. I do everything in there. I don't know why there would be shoplifters. Everything there is like attached to like some type of security fucking. Oh, so you're looking at it from a different perspective.

I was thinking about the merchandise inside of whether I want to purchase it or not. Like I like Marshalls are slightly better than T.J. Max. But you're thinking about like what you can steal. Yeah. They're like everything's fucking nailed down in those places. Okay. Oh, Josh Allen Funko Pop. That's a really good idea.

That's what we're getting for this. office. Oh, fuck. I would rather have the son of true medallion in here. All right. Hey, you heard of you're people. Sonatumedalian. I do not want Josh Allen fucking anything in this room. Fuck Josh Allen. So they're hanging out outside to try to arrest these people. Now it turned out a bunch of people who were shoplifting must have gotten wise of the fact that the police are out there because

they just discarded their stuff and walked out without the merchandise. So they're like, oh, those are the people, but sorry. But one person did walk out and the police spotted her and walked over to arrest her watch what happens let's see kids she's saying that's them but they don't have any merchandise they drop it inside the store simple they're the ones come over here oh smart oh you're in for it now you're in for it now She was ready for it. Just when I thought I've seen it all on this show.

Wow. This cop gets pepper sprayed as he's trying to arrest the shoplopter and then she just drives right off. Whoa. And she peeled out too. I thought that was that like a little Asian lady? It's hard to tell because the body came. We don't really get to see her very well. If you want to back it up to like there's a couple frames where you see what she looks like.

I'm guessing Hispanic. It's just based on the crime, but yeah, maybe Asian. I don't know. I'm guessing by how flat the front of her head is. not that one that's not the same person oh that's not who did it no that's not who did it you got to get to the part where the cop is in the parking lot this woman are here yeah yeah you can't really you can't really make her out unfortunately oh man what you can make out okay black woman okay got it got it all right anyway it doesn't matter the point is this cop was not ready for that and is having a

hissie bet play clip number two assault officer so don't officer Sarge, I'm here with you. I got this. Oh, no. He's trying. Where's your car? He is not handling this well. Oh, no.

I thought that, like, when you become a cop, they make you, like, it sprayed with pepper spray and take a taser and stuff. So you're kind of, like, ready for it. Right? Or no? By crazy. I thought they did. I thought they made them all take it.

I worked with the guy who got pepper sprayed. And he had a video of it and he showed it to us one time at work. And he took it a lot better than this guy's taking it. This guy's being a snotty little bitch. Check out by clip number three. Snoddy little bitch because he's all snoddy from the peppers fried. You have any rags or paper cow on your car? Yeah, I got a shitload of towels.

Let me go. I'll be right back. Oh, gross. I feel bad. I feel bad for this guy. Thank you. Oh, no. I can't raise.

You don't hear the cops say that every day. So what happens in this video, but it's very disappointing. EMT show up, all these police officers. No one's chasing the shoplift who assaulted this officer. They're all just worried about this little bitch going, ooh, my ice sting. You know, I'm looking here in the, in the, uh, chat and a lot of people are agreeing with you that the cops do have to get pepper sprayed right but one person said they do it hurts every time and it hurts every time regardless of the trade no i know i'm

sure it's very unpleasant yeah it looks very unpleasant i'll be out of what do you think she got from fucking t j max oh probably like um a pillow a pillow a pillow uh swatter some jangley some shitty jewelry. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. All right, let's fight another woman to talk about. So there's a woman who gets pulled over. We're not really pulled over. She's already stopped. And we're going to find out why. She's going to explain to us what happened. My clip number four. Are you all right? What happened? Are you okay? Yeah, my airbag just went off automatically. I don't know why. Okay. I was driving fine. They just exploded. I don't know. I didn't hit anything and they just went off at nowhere. Okay. I'm driving pretty fine. Okay. Where are you coming from?

Belmar. Okay. Are you injured? No, I'm perfectly fine. They just kind of went off and I was. You in the car by yourself? Yeah. Okay.

And you're not hurt? It just kind of went off out of nowhere and I honestly didn't know what happened. Okay. You're not hurt? No. Okay. Isn't that suck? You know, you're just driving down the street, minding your own business.

It's like, I don't know, 1.30 a.m. And then all of a sudden, you're in a sudden, airbags just go off for no reason your car stops driving i mean it happens to everybody right all the time it's just the worst always happening to everyone so confusing you're like what how did i get here now all of a sudden i'm stopped my airbags deployed what's happening here and she didn't hit anything nothing even happened the cop inspects this he's he's he's a little suspicious so maybe that's not the full story of my uh clip five interesting i wouldn't want to call her a liar of an ice fall on water that's involved in a crash there.

10-4. They kind of just blew up. Let me get a 17 for that vehicle. Heavy front-end damage. The car was kind of just... Not hurt? No, there was just no car nearby, and it kind of just blew up, and I was like,

I don't really know what to do. And I tried to pull to the side, and the car just wouldn't, like, move. Okay. That's really weird. Yeah, that's pretty weird. I think you hit that gar rail over there. I didn't hit anything from what I know of.

Okay. Isn't that funny her iPhone ratted her out? Tandled on her. Do you hear that? There was a report that came over. They said the iPhone alerted there was an accident because, you know, phones will do that. Do they? So this bitch probably fucking passed out.

She's driving. She passes out. Hits the guard rail. The airbags deploy. The phone messages 911. And next to you know, she's just like, oh, just driving and running up. Then the car stopped doing stuff. my car just exploded man she didn't even hit anything so there was some serious damage to the front

and then he takes a look at the back i think she comes gets out of the car at this point and this is pretty funny exchange with her in the opposite to the back of your car i know there was um here just just stand over here to the back of your car there was stand over here there was um there was um what is it a leak with the fluid in my car okay but they said nowhere just to worry about it so instantly. So I was like gonna wait like a week or so. So I guess. Okay.

Well, you see that you hit something now, right? You can see all the damage over here? That hit was there from a deer before. I don't hear of it previously. And your bumper was always there? Yes, the bumper was kind of like that before. But your bumper was always on on that side of 34? Yeah.

Not that I know of. Yeah, he's like, no, I'm there but the bumper that's over there. Carl, my favorite part about that is even the story about the deer is stupid. He's pointed to the back of her car, the genton that I heard. Right. Yeah, I hit a deer. That must have backed into it. I also like that he's like, well, you're leaking all these fluids. She goes, oh yeah, yeah, the auto mechanic told me it's fine.

He said, yeah, you're leaking fluids. Come back in a month or two. We'll take care of it. It's just gas and engine oil. It's fine. They always are just like, I mean, we can repair it now, but you know, it's just going to drip for a while. So if you want to hold off, we can do that too. Hmm.

If I were her, I'd pepper spray this cop right now. Give us some pepper spray. And then run for it. This is great. You know, whenever you ask someone, if anything to drink, they go a couple different routes. They go, nope,

I haven't had anything to drink. Or I've had a couple. How many is a couple? Two, three. Who's counting, right? I've had a few chardonnays. She does the worst combination of these things by clip seven. Have you had anything to drink tonight?

No. No, no alcohol. Probably about like, probably over five years five hours ago. I'm sorry. Five hours ago, would you have done? Um, a surf side or two. Okay.

One or two surf sides? Yeah. Okay. What flavor? Whatever they gave me. Probably half and half. I don't know. Okay.

All right. I didn't have at the bar. Okay. Okay. So what from? Have you anything to drink? No. Not in five years.

Uh, well, five hours. And then I was in a bar. She just immediately admitted to all of this. She's, uh, special kind she's wasted um she's wasted but she also seems dopey yeah she seems real dope like the lies are stupid people lies they're stuttering john ask yeah yeah this woman probably got a 640 on the lsat if we ask her he lied about that did you hear about that dude of course i did i watched w a yeah it's fucking hilarious holy shit was i rolling what's the the high score

180 is the highest score you can highest score you get is between 120 and 180 and he got a what now? 640. Okay. Perfect. All right. So anyway, I know about centering, Jen. So it's time for field sobriety tests, but I guess the police decide that they don't really need to do that. It would be a waste of time. Here's a clip number eight. Okay. Great. I got to work at seven, got to the bar probably before eight, had two drinks. That's about it. Okay. Do you have anything on you, ma'am? Anything whatsoever? No. Okay. My wallet's in the car, if anything. Okay. Listen, just turn around four minutes and face that way.

Okay. On you back, ma'am. Yeah, of course, sir. And replaced under arrest with DWI. Okay. She went easier than I thought she was going to. I kind of got sad for her. She's just like, okay.

Oh, she's having a bad night. Oh, here we go. Amanda nailed this. She got a 640 on her blood alcohol. She will get a 640. Last clip on here. Let's find out about the charges. I just want to point out,

whoever made this video does the commentary on here. This is not creep off commentary you're about to hear. So now they had more than enough evidence to arrest her and they brought her to the police station and usually the suspects, they don't want to do the breath test, but she had a brief moment of clarity and she did it and she was at almost double the legal limit. So they charged her with DUI in proper lane change, careless driving and reckless driving. Now, I don't agree that you should take a breath test. This guy goes, well, thankfully she took the breath test. Well, that's how they found out she was twice the legal limit though, dummy. Sure.

If you want your attorney to help you get out of this thing, you refuse that. Yeah, you want your attorney to be able to say to the judge, no, Your Honor. She's not drunk, incredibly stupid. She's the dumbest woman. Let's put her up on the stand right now. We'll ask her some basic questions. Get up there, Deb. Get up there.

How long did you last hand a drink? Five years. Did you have a drink yesterday? That's what I meant. Yesterday. Anyway, thank you, Jeff Spangler, for sending that in. It's always fun to watch someone that wasted, try to talk their way out of getting a ticket. There was two cop cams for the price of one today.

Sure was. Well, the first was a disappointment because I wanted them to get the shoplifter when they didn't. But you know what was nice to say? The brotherhood there of the cops all just holding him tight and babying him. That was their sergeant too.

Do you feel bad old sergeant? There's no way they respect for that guy after that, right? He's being such a bitch. I remember when I got sprayed, I didn't cry. Yeah, exactly. A lot of locker room talk. All right, Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails. What do you say?

Yeah, let's do it. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congrats, Carl, and good luck next week when your bills play Denver. Remember, Denver's the second highest city next to us on Free Needle Day. See you in Syracuse. I like it. Good job McRide. All right, this gentleman acknowledges that he's late on this, but still funny.

I'm late to the party on this one. This is actually for last week's show. But that Tyler Perry movie, boo, I have not seen it, but I heard very spooky. Love the show. Sir? How dare you, sir? I mean, there's been no laughs. What do you mean?

That ain't funny. What are we got, compound media? What's going on over here? Podcast profit. He's pissed at Cat and Blackbread, I think. but guest property or holy spirit is once again speaking through me uh take two because i fucked up uh anyways what kind of a cunt uh criticizes someone for telling awesome jokes and then proceeds to tell shitty fucking hack jokes i mean come on uh i used to work at uh an m&m factory in hersey by the way

but uh i got fired for throwing away all the ws anyways thank you fuck you bye oh Go Jags. Oh, no. I guess Providence lost his fastball. Sure has. Throwing up the Ws. Come on, man. Hey, Blackbread, you're going to take that shit?

You're better than that. You're going to take that from him? I hope not. Disported. Here's someone calling to correct you. Carl. Trend de Aragua. Trend day Aragua.

Tren de Aguna or whatever the hell you called it. If not that this is unknown, you're not going to mispronounce the blood or the crypts. Turned out of Rago has been in the news. And also, Lincoln Riley is a very famous football coach. You're a football fan. It's not like you're some weird loser like Vito Just Waltis that doesn't know anything about football. He called Lincoln Riley Lincoln Riley, a very famous football coach. It was hilarious at the time.

Either stop this shit where you're not. you don't know how to pronounce stuff or I don't know where I'm going with this. Uh, sir. Uh, sir. Fuck you! I liked it. I thought that was the more.

We need more callers like this, holding Carl accountable. That's fascinating. Please go on. But to be fair, when Carl mispronounces things, it's not completely his fault. His stupid tongue gets caught on his teeth and he just can't say words right. Yeah. The teeth jarred around and moving in front of my tongue on purpose. It's incredible.

It sucks. It's, it's. almost like a rotary saw. Like one of those saws just his teeth are always moving. That was my part-time job for a while. Until they closed Chase Pickin. I was making keys.

Oh, man. It took him a really long time to train him to you. You should see how many blanks he ruined. Just mangled. People get home. This doesn't even fucking fit in the door. Oh, boy. Wasn't it great that we're both so open about our own faults? We sure are, Benny.

You ready for a scum parade? I am, buddy. You know, just another shout out to Lord and Savior for doing a great job on that song. Thank you guys. Let's start off meeting this gem. Carl, this is Carlos Sweringen. He's 23 years old.

And he got himself into a little bit of of a fight with some people. One of them was a three-month-old baby. Well, he's five, six. I can see why I'd be pissed. Yeah, he's got little man syndrome, definitely. He had to a fight with a three-month-old baby and the child's mother. Okay. Bonneville County police were responding to a domestic disturbance when they heard a woman screaming and running out of an apartment. The woman whose two children were crying

said that he, Carlos, tried to kill her. Police overheard a loud banged from inside the apartment before detaining him, who is covered in fresh scratches and only wearing underwear. While Sweringer stated that he only shoved the woman, she claimed he took a bowl with onions, hot dumplings, and hot chili oil, and threw it at his three-month-old

after she expressed displeasure at what he was saying. Okay. The three-month-old expressed displeasure at what he was saying? Well, he was yelling at her to get a job and stop being a freeloader. Babies can't express displeasure with what adult is saying. That's not the real thing. Sure. You probably shouldn't throw hot chili oil.

I call bullshit on that. The woman told officers that when she was cleaning the soup off of the baby, Swerger Kaye behind her and rubbed hot chili oil in her eyes. Oh my God. I actually, Vinny, I don't know how I tracked this down. I have audio of when that happened. Oh, no. Yeah, check this out.

He was having fun of that. He applied it with the pointy stick. So she said Swearer had struck the side of her head. as she washed her eyes out, the woman was leaving the bathroom and telling Swerge to stop hitting her because she was holding the baby. He allegedly responded that he didn't give a fuck. He continued to hit her. Yeah, I'm not hitting the baby. I'm hitting you, dummy. Yeah, I'm hitting you, you're gonna stop me. Can you stop me? The woman said she eventually gave the baby to her five year old to her five year old's to her five year old's in charge of the floor. Here you take it. Whoever holds us like it's punched. You take it. Hot potato. She gives the baby to a five year old to the five year old's in charge of the baby. And she curls up into a fetal position. shit on the floor mom of the year over here Jesus she probably tried it's five six you can't take him uh

he took her phone and threw it against the wall the woman said she scratched sweared you during the assault and he tried to put her in a rear naked choke the five year old corroborated mom's story of course there we's deal we take mom's side yeah well shit you know that's why you got to cut the crust off the bread for the kid yep if you are an asshole dad doesn't do that dad doesn't

do shit suck it up and eat the crust he's just sitting going, I let you have ice cream for breakfast. This is being let away in cups. Yeah, you've read about that, didn't you? Yeah. He was charged with attempted strangulation, injury to a child, domestic battery without traumatic injury, domestic battery assault the presence of a child. He threw soup at a three-month-old.

So he was up drinking all night is the story on this one. Sure. And I just got to say, this guy's doing alcohol wrong. And I'm witnessing this a lot lately, people doing alcohol wrong. I feel like I should start a class or something for people to explain that, You know, when you get really drunk, you don't start live streaming. Yeah. That's one of the things that people are doing wrong often.

Yeah. Just enjoy a live stream. Yes. Maybe get drunk and send some super chats. Yell at how dumb Keanu is while watching YouTube like the rest of us. Yep. Don't get on your actual webcam. You make a lot of points.

You should start a group. You call it AA. Alcohol advisors. Yes. Do you want to join AA with you? Yes. Yes. All right.

So let's go. Now with my other friends who are in AA. They might get some pointers from it too. You know what? Maybe they would. Maybe if they just had someone go to A and explain to those people, hey, listen, you've just been doing it wrong. Here's how to use alcohol.

Yeah. It's funny how many of them also think the same thing. Yep. Perfect. We all do. We all have that same thing. Yeah. I'm doing it right.

The only thing we need to do, Carl, is sell it somehow. Find a way to monetize and grift it. And it'll be perfect. Well, yeah, it's a class. It's one of those expert classes. There it is. Yeah. There it is.

Come to, come to Carl's AA meeting everybody. It ain't free. Let's talk about this fucking pimp with braces, Carl. Okay. This is a, oh, man, this is a 22-year-old man in Thailand.

And he's married to a 20-year-old woman, not lady boy, actual woman. Actual woman. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Thai lady. Who he decided out of nowhere during their marriage that she's just going to be a whore. And he starts pimping her out and makes her fuck his own father.

See, and these housewives who just don't do anything won't do their part. Like no one wants to work anymore. It's like, all right, if you won't find a job, I'll find a job before you. All right. My dad's willing to give me $33. But you know what? That's what he was saying to the three-month-old before he threw the soup at him too. Yeah.

Your fucking mom. I'll find you a job. Oh, I was thinking something completely different. So not only did he just not make her go fuck dudes. He was filming that shit and putting it on the internet and selling those videos. Oh, okay. So he's finding a lot of ways for her to earn some cash for the household. Why don't I have a feeling this is the way that, uh,

Gino and Keato's relationship's going to go pretty soon. Gino's any certain only fans. I think Gino's going to have to put Keato to work somehow. They have some debt over there. Oh, poor guy. poor guy those people in america express i'm playing around poor guy the woman said that she refused to follow orders from her husband or his father

she was physically assaulted her phone was confiscated and she was cut off from contact with family and friends and uh she found a way to reach out to some local facebook page and ask for help which is pretty wild so according to what i'm reading here the police arrested both men the same day officers have not decloat have disclosed details of the interrogation or the specific charges. But could you imagine you get married, you're happily married, you're like,

now you gotta go fuck my dad for money. I'm keeping all of it and I'm selling your nudes. Yes, I can imagine that. She married, do you know what this guy's profession is? What? He sells ice cream. She married a guy who sells ice cream. She didn't think this is how it was going to end. There's no money.

We have no money. We got to figure out a way to make some money. It seems like this would be a happily ever after kind of synonymous. I would love to marry the ice cream lady. Well, you would. Yes. You wouldn't care how poor you were as long as there was unlimited ice cream. I get it.

Yeah. Don't get high in your own supply. But this woman's even worse because if you read out in this article, it turns out she's three months pregnant. So she's not even on birth control. But she doesn't even know who the dad is. She doesn't know who the father is because she's a whore. And it's a real problem because this is going to increase cost.

When she has that baby, now don't get me wrong, she can be able to charge more while she's pregnant. So there's a little bit more money coming in. But then after she has the baby, that's going to be a lot more expensive. Dude, it sounds to me like this guy and his father dodged a bullet. They're going to put that baby to work, too. Yeah. Dear God.

So we'll find out what happens there. Now, Carl, did you ever watch the show the West Wing? I never did. Yeah. My wife was going through a West Wing phase. And I recognize this guy. This is Timothy Busfield. He's an actor.

He's famous for his work on the West Wing in 30-something. He is now being accused of. pedophilia Carl in New Mexico wait wait wait wait a whole a second they're arresting people for pedophilia in Hollywood now mm-hmm should we get the word out I think a lot of people would want to know that not the A list people like this is like C-list TV guys thank god I was gonna say they said arresting these people where would Hollywood go yeah would be left according to a criminal complaint filed last Friday he's being charged with child abuse on two counts of criminal sexual

conduct with a minor under the age of 13 there are allegations on this that he sexually abused two boys on the set of the cleaning lady. Sounds like a great show. According to the complaint, one of the boys told law enforcement Busfield touched him in his private areas while on the set after a scene had ended when the kid was seven years old. Prosecutors say the boy alleged Busfield touched him inappropriately five or six times between takes.

And they also claim the boy alleges he's inappropriately touched by Busfield multiple times when he was eight as well. This is a director trying to get the best performance possible out of his actors. Yeah. All right. You need to get that raw emotion going. You got to pull on the. part a little bit. Also, people in the chat are pointing out, yes, that is point Dexter from

Revenge of the Nerds. Yep. One of the greatest comedies of all time. Totally aged really well. No, not problematic at all. Dude is shit shreds on the electric violin. Yes, he does. I forgot he was in Revenge of the Nerds. Holy shit. He was in Field of Dreams, too. Police said Albuquerque said they started investigation at him in November 24. An arrest warrant was issued today in copy. are actively looking for Busfield, who they hope surrenders. So he's on the loose, Carl.

Yeah. Fucking wild. Touching kids on set. I mean, you don't think you get there immediately, right? You got to work up to that. We're just like molesting kids as you're working with them. You know,

you think you'd be like, let's go back to my trailer. I got some Oreos or double stuff. Do you know, it's some kind of line. Carl, I think we need to take a break for a second and indulge this poor comment. because there are some improv right here. John's starring an indecent proposal too. John offers to pay Gito, $15,000 for Kiki,

only pays $1,500 claims misunderstanding. I mean, so he's been getting Ashley Cummings to come on the show for $20. Yeah, right? Yeah. So $15,000 sounds high for Kiyadh. What started around the $50 range? I said,

fit what am I paying you what I say 50 50 big ones 50 big ones and of course you know gino thinks that's means 50 grand you said 50 big ones joddy he's all mad he goes I'll tell you what I'll make it 55 make it 55 if someone's super chats me right now I'll split it with you but first we'll take out the 30 percent so it'll just be all right uh Carl I know you were a big high school musical fan um what just fuck it around do you remember this guy matt pro cop i've never seen any of the high school musical i didn't know who he was either yeah he's a another former child actor who's in a bit of trouble right now he's known for his roles in high school musical three he was arrested on christmas eve carl in victoria county texas on multiple serious charges a second-degree felony

charge for possession of child pornography and aggravated assault of a family member with a weapon. He also faces four misdemeanor charges, two counts of resisting arrest, search of transportation, one count of evading arrest or detention, and one count of violating a protective order bond. You see, he did not go quietly, this one.

He did not, and apparently he was still bothering his ex-girlfriend. You know her? Yeah, she looks familiar. That's the oldest daughter from that show, Modern Family. Oh, right, right. She had to get a restraining order against him. She was dating him for five years, and she claims that he tried to

choke her out. Yep. Girls like that. Yeah. Yeah. The arrest comes a decade after his girlfriend accuses him of abuse. In 2014, she obtained the restraining order. And apparently he was violating another protective order bond against somebody else.

So he's a menace. So what he was doing to her, you know, like you hear about these losers like Christalia who threatened to harm themselves. Girls don't do what they want them to do. This asshole threatened to murder her dog. Yes. And I will tell you, nothing gets a girl hornier than when you threaten murdering

their pets. They love that. They get very wet, but it's with tears. It's not. Right. However water comes out of a hole. It doesn't matter, right? Your God. So we got some creepy actors running around right now. Yeah, this is like turning into TMZ on the creep off. A little bit, a little bit. Hey, Vinnie, you know, before we started the show, you were doing your spot on Ava impression. And I always thought we would do an entire episode of you being Ava. Maybe we can put it up for a vote. I will read any super chat in Ava's voice. Yeah.

Vinny does a spot on Ava Riza and Russia. I've never heard anyone else do it. I've only going to do it for the super chats, Carl. Well, we talked about how, you know, the super tip system, there's issues right now with this class action lawsuit that's going on that, you know, you're lucky, Vinny. You don't have the super tip system on your. channel so you'll you'll be fine but yeah the rest of us are very nervous about it and so we were talking about maybe vinny doing aba's voice for a super tip and it turns out people won't even know they'll just think it was aba doing the voice for it yeah it's pretty good but i'm not doing it

for free car all right well maybe next time maybe next time maybe next time we'll come out and people will see how good you are at that maybe next time is that you I was never going to go make friends with his daughter. You're so witty, John. Fucking nailed it. Fucking nailed it. All these other people are losers. Say shit for attention.

It's not cute. Fuck you all. All right. Thanks for tuning in and everybody. Don't forget to vote. Patreon to God slash the creep off vote for Carl. vote for Carl this week. Let's get our lead up to four to two.

I don't think so. Let's tie this some bitch up. Kick in the new year. So 2026 off with a Vinny Spinney. Now let's not forget to plug our new keeper of the consequences. Mahalias. Creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com. If you're coming to the live show and you have an idea of what you want to see us do,

see the loser do. Send your suggestions. And I already have a giant collection. of shirts to say I'm gay, so we don't need to do that anymore. If we're going to do that, I'll just bring the ones I already have. You have at least three. I have at least three. They're all from this show.

Yeah. And one of them was a Christmas gift. Yes. You're a sweet man. You're very sweet man. No, you're the sweet man. I know. It's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. Good gear. See you next week, kids. Bye, everybody. Bye.