The Creep Off - Episode 297: Hittin' that C Note

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

Who is the creepiest artist of all time? We’ll break down the nominees, watch a wild Cop Cam, and go on a Scum Parade!The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Cape Cod Car Thief Finds Kilo of Cocaine in Trunk and Alerts Police, Leading to Arrest18-year-old accused of killing man, living in his home afterwards: Phoenix PD | FOX 10 PhoenixRiverview mayor charged with sex crimes involving four alleged victims | ksdk.com  Pittsburgh-area man offered to buy 6-year-old girl for $5,000, police say - CBS PittsburghWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Support free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. The bills make me want to. Here, the money never rock goes to fill the thunder from inside.

You guys to steer it up a restaurant with all our right. Ola creepos, welcome to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. Now, I want to let everybody in on a little thing that just happened. Carl told me right before we started, he didn't want to discuss the Buffalo Bill, so I'm going to ask everyone to please respect that the rest of the show. But somebody had already produced that fun little opening, and I'm sorry, Carl. Fuck you! I don't want to upset you. I know it's a tough day.

Fuck you! still be so salty. I did a bonus show yesterday, a little emergency show with Chris and Jen and discussed the game. It went through the poor officiating. Now, of course, this morning's news with the coach getting fired,

I'm beside myself. I don't want to talk about it. I understand. Creepa fans will be happy to hear. Carl does not want to talk about football right now. Dude, bud. We're moving on. I understand.

I want to talk about, but can I just ask you one question? I just have one question. Okay. How fucking hard is it going to be next week? to have to root for the Broncos against the Patriots. Well, they just raped your team. Well, the officials did.

The bills won that game. Right. Well, they took it from you. Well, I hate New England. And New England's going to win easily because this guy named Stidman or something is the quarterback. Because Boeux broke his foot off in your ass. Fucking Broncos. So it's ridiculous.

I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want to see the Patriots win another Super Bowl? Is that what you think is? Exactly. No, I'm taking it. the Rams all the way, baby. Let's go LA.

Same boat. I love L.A. Let's do it. Let's go Matthew Stafford. I know L.A. so fucking much. I like Matthew Stafford, though. He's a good quarterback. Yeah, man. And I've seen this year, buddy. Let's go. Former Lions quarterback.

Could you imagine he wins two Super Bowls after leaving me the Lions? Ooh. You're rough. Carl, we have a little competition show here. We have the sickest, most unnecessary contest on the internet. Do you want to explain to everybody how it works? Yeah, that's a true crab show. It's actually a contest between Vinny and myself. What we do is we present the biggest creep from a certain category today.

It's the creepiest artist. And we both present our case for who we think the biggest creep is. Then you go vote at patreon.com slash the creepoff. We tally those votes throughout the week. And then we come back every Monday afternoon. And we have our results girl come on and tell us who won the previous week. A point goes to that person once someone reaches five points. They win the round and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences.

I'm currently in the lead three to two. Congratulations on that. I'm very excited to bring on our results to let us know who won last week when the competition was who is the creepiest daycare worker. Let's bring her on. Hi, Danny. How are you today? Hi, guys. I'm doing pretty good.

How are you? Never been better a day in my life. Can you please? You know what, Danny? I was having a bad day for all the things we were just. discussing until right now. Oh, good. You just made my day.

Oh, that's the best. Thank you. You're the best former stripper in the dabblerverse. There, I said it. I wanted, I wanted to who else is up for this competition. We acknowledge you. I'm going to Danny. So, okay, I was going to try to get the results first, Carl, but you know, I can't.

I just can't contain myself. Oh, we got big news? I got big news. Oh, I'm excited. I got an email last night from Danny. Oh, okay. I had, you know, I'm not going to spoil anything for the listeners yet, but Carl, I'm just going to slide this over.

Whoa! That's a fun angle, yeah. All right. Let's take a look through some of this. Cow bikini picks are in. People, you're going to want to go to patreon.com slash the creepoff. This is fantastic. Daddy, you look amazing.

Doesn't she? This is really well done. You did these yourself? I did. I don't have any hope. So I had to like. She knows I'll take a selfie this one. So I'm going to tell you something, Carl.

All right. She did a great job. She was worried about some of the angles and, you know, she got a little bit of herself cropped out in some of these. So here's what I did. I overnighted her a selfie stick. Perfect. So we're going to make sure we take care of that.

And once we have everything together, we'll be posted in it. You know what I like about you, Vinny? Like a lot of shows, you'd want to get approval from your co-host, if that's in the budget or not. You just do it. And I appreciate that. that that is the right expense at this juncture yeah yeah you don't need my approval don't i don't need to rubber stamp anything with this you're making all the right decisions thank you friend yeah here here

i appreciate your trust uh daddy well done um that should be getting delivered any minute now should go on up at your house oh wow have a great time let us know how that goes well it's a good thing we're not uh having to stand up for the next hour or so i should be all right i'm standing up right now but I'm actually leaning. Danny, let's find out who won last week's competition. Oh, that's right. Danny's our results girl.

I almost forgot. Last week. You've been very generous, by the way. Thank you, Vinnie. Okay, yeah, creepy as a day hair worker. The winner last week goes to Vinnie and Leah Walden. Oh, my gosh. We got a tie now.

What was the percentage of the vote? 51% car. Oh, please. I'm having a great day. I could tell. Let me ask you a question. What's going to happen if Sean McDervid ends up coaching in Miami?

You guys will start winning games, going to the playoffs. What? Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine changing the culture and becoming a good team. I never thought this day might come. All right. All right. Danny, we love you.

We hope you have a fun. rest of your day. And we look forward to see you. We got to remind everybody coming up in just a couple of weeks on Friday the 30th. Danny will be joining us on the scum stream for her Ask Me Anything. Yes. So we want to make sure you submit your questions for that. And many reasons to sign up for our Patreon or YouTube channel. I could think of two great ones. Two really good ones. The AMA episode and the picks, right? That's what you were talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Enjoy that cat. Jessica,

the chat just asked if anyone else was imagining my boner just now. And yes, I believe most people are watching the show were just imagining my owner. Jesus Christ. I hope that's not true.

I know the people that watch the show are a little weird, you know, like you have to be weird to like what we do here, but they're a little off to a magic partles boner. Dear Lord, people.

Oh, empty daily forgot to vote. That would have gotten me the tie. God damn it, empty daily. Guys, don't forget to vote. Every vote counts on.

this show that's right well uh we'll see you soon at danny desolation on instagram bye we will see you you're making to do a whole other photo shoot that way to get those angles right she's got to get those angles right car those photos are great carl she's got to get those angles right you're a slave driver Jesus Christ no pleasing you no she we were just talking she said I don't have a selfie stick or anything it's like well you all said you one okay yeah It really is by creeps, four creeps. I don't know what you mean. Well, maybe you won last round somehow.

So I guess that means we're tied up three to three. My lady beat up a baby. Yep. To death. We're tied three to three. I do remember that because this is what I had to say. My diagnosis. Bad bad sitting.

It means you get to go first in this round. Creepious artists, take it away. Carl, I am going to start with introducing my creepies from Australia and his name is Len Lawson. Okay. I need to pull this up here. I'm going to show you some examples of some of We don't want to show a bikini pick. No, I was. I know. I got you.

This is a mural that he painted. I mean, this is some pretty nice work. It looks kind of almost photo real from a distance. Yeah, I mean, the background does. Hey, I could do that in three seconds, but sure. Sure. Sure. He painted this one. Yeah. Nice. He also painted this one. Okay. And, you know, he's also most famous for this, Carl. The lone Avenger. The lone Avenger, that's right. In the 1940s and 50s, he was a very popular Western comic artist.

He created the Lone Avenger and the Hooded Rider. He sold tens of thousands of copies, a wild success in Australia, married with kids. He had a couple of interesting hobbies. He used. used to like to paint people's portraits. Okay. And he also was into photography. Okay. So all of his, you know, great goodwill with the world changed. Here's a picture of him, by the way.

He has a real Ed Wood, Vince McMahon vibe. Mm-hmm. Like if it was kind of like the same guy. Like merged together. Yeah. So this all changes in May of 1954 when he calls the June daily Watkins modeling school and arranges to photograph five young women aged 15 to 20. Oh boy.

For a swimsuit calendar. Okay. He then drives him in his car to an isolated bushland in Terry Hills north of Sydney. Once he gets there, he unrolls this big, like, blanket thing that the girls think they're going to, like, shoot on. And when he unrolls it, there's ropes, gags and all sorts of stuff. We're going to do it right. So all of these women are standing around looking down at this thing, like, with their mouths gassed open. I think you call them women with some of them are 15.

Yeah, these poor gals, about to have a real rough afternoon, look up to realize that there's Len Lawson holding a rifle. Oh, pointed at them. And he said, that's how you get people to do things. Yeah, yeah, quickly. That's how you get them all to tie themselves up. Okay. Before you essay them.

Oh. So there was no photo shoot at all? No, no pictures. That's probably smart, actually. Probably going to put the camera away. No pictures. At that point. So the 15-year-old of all of the five women,

got Ard twice. Okay. He went back to her twice. Then what he did was he drove them back to Sydney. Hold on a second. When you say twice, I guess, we probably don't need to get into the details, but are we talking about the full completion? How long does it take to essay five women, one of them twice?

I think he got them all down. That would be a whole weekend for me, Biddy. I mean, I'm an older man at this point, as you, as I'm sure you know. I think he went down the piano. I think he just like blah blah blah and kind of back around yeah got it and then when he got to the bottom he's like you know which one I liked the best I think he'll finish in that one mm-hmm the C note name of this episode so uh he drives the back to Sydney here's the that was nice of them don't no shit you got even nicer yeah he gave him all five bucks okay well that's a lot of money back

that he says here you go gals have a great life yeah buy some new underpants Yeah. This fucking guy. Look at this dork in these glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the victims immediately all go to the police station together. Right. And report him.

He's arrested. And the trial was- What did he think was going to happen? He didn't think this through very well, did he? I think this guy. He thought he could buy them off with five bucks? So horny. Uh-huh.

He's as horny as he is artistic. Hmm. You know, they say that, rape is more about a violent act than it is about an intellectual thing, but you can be right. You know what you might be right here. So, fun fact, his lawyer argues that these women, that's what they were there for. They're all promiscuous. They all agreed to all of this.

And then he gave him a couple bucks just to say thanks. And now they're turning this all around on him just to put a noose around his neck. Oh, yeah. See, this is the Me Too movement of the 50s. I remember reading about this. Right, right. Yeah, everyone's a victim all of a sudden. The judge should, like, what he expected was the judge was going to shake his fist at those women and say,

don't you ever make up stories again? Right. Um, or wall up, yeah. So he gets sentenced to death. And this is actually the invention of the cocktail sex on the beach. This is the origin story. Is that amazing? It wasn't on a beach.

It was like in a fucking the bushes. Oh, okay. Sex in the bushes. Sex and the bushes doesn't sell as well. Yeah. But you could get one over at the doctor. It's pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, that's true. Fun fact, they did not allow the death penalty.

The person who in charge of whatever province or however the fuck it works in Australia was commuting the sent every death sentence. And this guy ended up with 14 years. Oh, okay. That's not bad. Well, he served seven. Great. And then he was out. Nice.

During his time in prison, though, Carl, he found Jesus. And that's where Jesus has been all this time? Yeah, in jail. A prison in Australia? Holy shit. No wonder I couldn't find him. He painted this mural and said this is all of those murals, by the way. These were all painted inside of the prison while he was there for seven years.

That would explain the bricks. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I should probably mention that part. So again, he's painting all this religious iconography inside of the jail. They think he's reformed. They let him out after seven. And freedom for him, Carl, only lasts a couple of months.

Okay. You see, in November of 1961, he lures a 16-year-old girl named Jane Bauer, a neighbor's daughter, to his apartment for a portrait city. That's what he comes up and grabs her, ties her up, essays her, and then stabs her repeatedly to death. Hmm. Talked about an escalation. Yeah, seriously. He seemed like he's angry or something. Jesus tells him to, like, be kind.

So he leaves this girl just bleeding out in his living room. and he comes up with a great idea. You see, he had been hanging out at this place, Carl. Let me show you a picture. This is the Sydney Church of England's Girls Grammar School. Ooh, that looks hot. And Moss Valley. Over the last few weeks, he had been visiting this school quite a bit.

I bet. In fact, he told everybody he was a novelist researching book set in a girl school. I would read that book. They even let him have dinner or let him have lunch with the students and some of the teachers. So we get to know them. So what he does is he says, you know what I ought to do? Make some friends?

No. He grabs his rifle. Oh. And he drives to the school. He enters that during their school chapel worship service, produces it the gun, takes about 30 students and teachers hostage. He demands to speak to the nun that used to visit him in prison because she had great tits.

Oh. Yeah. So when you're in prison, I could see a nuns looking at house. Yeah, he was there basically to are a nun. Okay. And he's holding 30 children and nuns hostage. And the headmistress, a woman named Sister Jean Turnbull. I do have to tell you, though, Nutton and Nun is one of my favorite metal bands.

I don't think I'm familiar with that. I think they're inspired by this guy. Yeah. I'll give him a listen. On the on Apple music? I believe so. Okay, good. So the head mistress of the school confronts him and struggles trying to

disarm him from the gun with the gun and of course this dumb idiot woman trying to pull the gun away from him causes the rifle to discharge shooting a 15 year old girl named wendy sue luscom in the chest as she was sitting in the pew police arrive negotiate briefly it just storming and arrest him and subdue him he's convicted of jane bowers murder and the related charges there as well as the murder in the school and he gets life imprisonment with no parole this time Carl. Smart. Yeah. I'm not done though yet. He still has some more shenanigans that he's up to. Prison didn't stop him much. In 1972, he is the chairman of the inmates arts and craft society. Okay. And a visiting dance group comes in to perform for the prisoners. What the fuck. This is elementary school is arts and crafts. Dancer dance troops. Not exactly Jotty Cash. Jesus. So it's like I've just, these are like teenage girls that they brought into a jail. What were they fucking thinking? So at the end of the show,

Lawson jumps on the stage and grabs a dancer named Sharon Hamilton and holds a concealed shiv to her throat and tries to escape. That's not going to turn around. Some girls like it, but a lot of girls, they get right right up. Yeah, but here's the thing.

The other inmates actually had more shame than him. So they kicked the shit out of them. They all jumped up. The guards didn't even have to stop. like, hey, that was mine. Yeah. Coming with me. They're like, oh, he is a pervert.

Get away from her. They were also disgusted by his behavior. They kicked the shit out of him. All right, good. So, uh, sad story, though, that girl was deeply traumatized with the whole situation and was never right again. Uh, she sought psychiatric treatment. And then she decided to visit Greenland about six, uh, months later.

Oh, no. Yeah. He, uh, was in prison until 2003 when he died at age of, 76 and I have to say Carl, this guy's quite a prolific painter. There's a big discussion inside of the prison where he was if they should

finally paint over his murals. Oh, definitely not. Fantastic. Yeah, this man who held a class of children at gunpoint so he could sexually assault a nun. How's the load of your pretty good comic book?

I don't know, never read it. I don't read Australian Westerns, Carl. What am I, George Miller? Fair enough. Get the fuck out of here. All right. Your turn. All right. That was your presentation.

Yeah. Go to patreon.com. Don't forget to vote for your pal, Vinnie. You know, I'm going to present my creep. But before we do that, there's a lot of people celebrating Super Chat Monday. And I want to acknowledge those fine folks because we love celebrating Super Chat Monday here on the Creepov. I think that's a great choice. Let's do it right now.

I want to welcome a new member at DMV Dog. Thank you for joining the channel. Chris Primer. Thanks for the 10 bucks. When does YouTube pay out? I was leaving from work this morning when a troll asked if Opie paid Ron and requested Ron's PayPal. Opie didn't put it up. Maybe he paid him, but what the hell?

So we played a clip on WTP last week where Opie claims that he paid Ron $1,000, and Ron confirmed the money was paid. But Chris Primer, I appreciate you keeping him on point on this. We can't let him get away with, you know, promising all this money to Ron the waiter, because now we got Ron Hogg's Day coming up. Yep. Where Opie says it's going to match the money. So you keep on them there, Chris.

Good job. I love that. And you know what? I think every day someone should ask Opie for Ron's PayPal. Yep. Every single day. I agree. I think until we get it.

And then we should start sending notes to Ron through PayPal that Ron reads on the show. So the Opie's not getting the money. And Ron's. Oh, Super Ron's? Yeah. Super Rons. Yeah.

Let's get about Super Tip. Get around the waiter on there. Yeah. And you know, you're never going to worry about that lawsuit because it's just going to be him reading it. Yep. It's perfect. Super rods. Nicholas Sage 3551 became a new YouTube member.

Thank you, sir. Joseph Collins. Thanks for the 99. The pets are in the AFC championship, Carl. Don't worry. The town next to Foxborough is Norwood. Fuck you! Hey, Labrostic.

Thanks for the five creep-off channel memberships. That is fantastic. I have a miss of you to get you, buddy. Thanks for getting those memberships. You got a membership. We do bonus shows every Friday. We just have one this past Friday. It's fantastic. We sure did. It was a great time. We watched a fun cop cam.

That was a new one for me. Yeah. MG 082. More Danny Stripper stories. Seahawks for life, 12 man. Yeah, Seahawks. Don't sleep on that. You know what? I picked the Rams, but I might just be flipping over to the Seahawks just for you. Seahawks are good. I don't care.

I love football. Antonio 34. Thanks for the Fiverr, I can feel Carl's pain. The Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl since 2019. I can't hit this drop fast enough. Fuck you. Jesus Christ. Fuck you.

Rock or B. Thanks to the $3 super sticker, my man. Appreciate you. Mr. Magenta, thanks to the Fiver. Carl complained about Danny having to do more photos. You really are a just do it. Love you both more than a friend.

Love you more than a friend, Mr. Magenta. I was just calling video out. It's never enough. for him. I just, she brought it up and I said, you know what? I made a selfie. I'll send you one. You made the right decision. I was just like what John sent me to the ring light. I would just say that while she was still in the green room. So I looked like the good one of us. Please, hardly. Uh, Adam M 289. Thanks for the 499. This should have been between Stunjo and Australian mustache man.

Labermistic. Thanks for the two bucks. French tickling the ivories. Mm-hmm. LDI Thanks for the four L Diablo underscore 420 go broncos. I'm about that. Nancram, thanks for the 699 Canadian. Maybe I'm extra dumb, but I can't find creepoff on Patreon. Any chance of a link for the untrainable? Yes, go to the creepoff.com and there is a link to our Patreon right on there. And there's a link in every audio episode too.

You could link right over there and to vote. But this patreon.com slash the creep off. That is correct. Thank you, Carl. And I do believe we're shadow band down there because it is hard to, when you search for it you can't find it is annoying. It's weird because we're in their top 15 earners for fucking

over 18 content. That's true? Yeah. Oh, cool. We go in and out of that. Nice. Yeah. We're right on the customer 15. All right. I'll take it. That's excellent. Hats off to us. I saw Vito Giswaldi was expecting the WATP

Patreon again on the biggest problem. Well, he's got time on Thursday. Well, no, they're still doing the show. Really? Yeah. Yeah, they came right back. Not even a lull. Just right back out Thursday. You know, I have to tell you, our 300th episode is coming up. And I was thinking about calling Dick.

It's asking if you come on. And I have a category idea. Yeah, what's that fat co-host? Creepiest chubby chaser. It's not bad. I got a guy right in the cannon, ready to go. Okay. So we'll see what happens.

But 300's coming up, folks. We thank you for all of that. And we got one. more here. I'll throw it up at Darelect. Derek, thanks for being a member for five months. Go Hawks, even though I don't know what the definition of a pass is after this weekend, hashtag rigged. Agreed. Thank you, Derek. Appreciate you, buddy. The Buffalo bills got art and then their coach got fired. Thank you for being here. Yeah, what a fun week. All right. I'm going to present my creepiest artist, Blake libel. Blake came from a wealthy family in Toronto. He moved out

to L.A. He moved out to L.A. because, uh, He's a comic artist himself, does some graphic novels. And Law and Crime Network helped me out with some clips here. If you play my clip number one, this is him himself. This is Blake, my creep, explaining the plot of his latest comic book at a convention. So tell us a little bit about the storyline. The storyline is about when a new planet enters our solar system, the Earth unites and we put down our weapons. And we find a new enemy that's about 12 to 18 feet.

and they ride and control dinosaurs like dogs. And when we go to war, they absolutely annihilate us the first time. To give you a small example, 50 pterodactyls connected to a big net, open up, and swallow in about 400 helicopters, carry them into the sky, and then cut that net like it was nothing and let that bag of helicopters fall to the ground. Now imagine, for a moment, being inside of that bag of helicopters, what would that look like? How would you feel? I'd probably be dead by that time. Yeah, that's cool. He's a little off, would you say?

I like him. You like this guy? I like the way he paints a picture, and I like that he invented dino riders. Yeah, he's pretty excited about this. I had those when I was six. He's pretty excited about this comic. Yeah.

He's been working on. And, you know, I got to be honestly, I don't think a taradactyl is a great matchup against the helicopter on account of the spinning metal propellers. Well, you just heard that the taradactals had a big net, though. Where the fuck did a taran actual get in that? They're an alien. We're even paying attention to a new planet

entered our solar system that they have pet dinosaurs, these other people that battle Earth. Anyway, that doesn't matter. None of that matters. I just wanted you to get a taste of what this guy's vibe is. I think that that would... What? Cool?

Yeah, super fucking cool, this guy. Like him. His next project was called Syndrome. And this is going to be important. My clip number two here. Blake published a graphic novel called Syndrome. Syndrome is about a man named a Dr. Tatell.

who happens to share the same name as Blake's own mother. In the novel, Dr. Chetell studies serial killers. Chetell's character can be quoted saying that evil is not some mysterious force. Evil is a syndrome. Co-author of the book Ryan Roberts stated that Blake told him that he had done a lot of research on serial killers. Ryan also recalled how libel jerked his hands upward

when showing how a victim could be flipped upside down. in order to drain them of fluid. In hindsight, Ryan Roberts said he'll never forget that. This guy's into some creepy shit. I don't know if I like this better or the taradetal thing. Yeah, I think the tarantal thing was more fun. Yeah. This seems like it's pretty messed up.

It's a little dark. He met Amanda Braun, who he married in 2011. She gave up to a son not long after they got married. In the summer of 2015, she was pregnant again. And he left her. while she was pregnant with her second child. She just talks a lot. He left her because this guy loves the ladies.

And he started seeing a new woman. And I think you're going to like this chick by clip number three shows you her. While married to a pregnant Amanda Braun, Blake had started seeing Yonakassian, a stunning, 30-year-old Ukrainian former attorney from Kiev. In no time, Blake got her pregnant, too. all right so yeah i don't know she was an attorney from the ukraine carl i mean who cares what's the difference not a real country yeah she's like an attorney the same way uh jane l grant was an attorney for w w a yeah or kim kardashian is an attorney right in l i exactly but uh yon is pretty

hot that's a good move i would say knocks her up right away that's a cool picture where'd you find one of her and adam bush they have the baby poor adam uh hell i'll point devil today by the oh dude uh please tell him i am on my my third watch of his video with John. Oh, my God. It's so fantastic. I can't wait to talk to about it. Please.

I acknowledge you, Adam Bush. I speak your name. So he gets her, he knocks her up right away. And once they have the baby, Blake gets very jealous of this kid. The kid's getting all the attention. Blake's like, what about me? Why don't you pay attention to me? So they decide that the baby can go live with Yana's mom.

So those two can just live with each other and he can be the center of attention. he's a big rat. Okay. And they go all sit around and tell them how great his ideas are. Yep. Well, one day, Yana's mother and her friends could not get in touch with Yana. They went to the condo. The car is there in the driveway, but she's not answering the phone.

She's just too pregnant to come to the phone. They already gave birth at this point. So eventually the police are called and they break into the condo. And they search through all the rooms. Everything's clear. There's a thing that would, out of ordinary. everything looks great and unsuspicious until they get to the bedroom door and it's locked they can't they can't open it there's a mattress pushed up against it so they can't get into it and they're

pounding on it telling them to get out they want to find they want to know where yanna is so finally comes out he's wearing just boxer shorts and the police go in to the bedroom and this is what they found my clip number 4. Yanna Cassian's naked body was lying on a clean sheet and was covered by a red Mickey Mouse blanket on top of a blue polka dot blanket. Her head was on a pillow. There were abrasions and bruising on the left side of Cassian's face, consistent with blunt force trauma.

There were human bite marks on Cassian's left jaw and left bicep, as well as fingernail marks under her jaw line. Her scalp had been removed from around her. her eyebrows to the hair line on the back of her head. A large portion of skin on the right side of her face also been removed. The skull bone was visible. There were cuts across her lower forehead below the eyebrows. There was also a cut on the right side of her face from her cheek to her jaw line.

And another on the left side of her face toward where the ear should have been. Okay. Okay. So hold on. I need to defend him here. Yeah, yeah. It did look like a wig. Oh, okay.

Is that what you're thinking? He was just trying to rip the wig off? Yeah. Just come clean. Half her face went with it. I know your ball. It's not his fault. Well, it turns out he was using both a knife as well as just his hands and his fingernails to rip this skin off of her head.

Uh-huh. And actually, if you want to know more about this, the autopsy report is my clip number five. Based on the amount of injury to Janus face and skull, coupled with the difficulty involving the combination of cutting and tearing, it was the doctor's opinion that these injuries would have taken a long time to inflict. It was also determined that due to the presence of inflammation on the tissue and hemorrhaging of several found severed samples, Yanna Cassian was sadly alive while she was slowly tortured. The examiner also determined that there was no blood in Yana's heart, veins, or arteries. Half of Yana's blood supply was

missing. Well, hop on. Well, hopa. You don't want your blood anymore, Yanna? What happened to your blood? This is horrific what you're about to hear what happened. So they find the body just laying on the bed and the body's already at the blood I'll drain out of it. I already know what he did this motherfucker.

Clip number six. Oh, I don't like, okay. I like it so far. Gravity wouldn't have been enough to drain that much blood from her body. her heart would have had to have been pumping the entire time. It was the medical examiner's opinion that Blake may have drained Yanna's blood by placing her in the bathtub with her head lower than her feet, and then running water over her head.

It could have increased the blood flow and potentially interfere with clotting. Due to the presence of foam and her nostrils, the doctor concluded that Yana was probably submerged in water for at least 30 minutes. Her body was then washed and placed on the clodding. sheet. This fucking sadistic animal. Yeah, he's in a dirty up a clean sheet with this. Ripped off her head.

Oh, yeah. All the skin off of her head. Right. Her ear off. And then let her just slowly bleed out as she's being tortured by this man. And, uh, but also again, this is a, this is a couple that's together. We don't know what their relationship was like. I don't think it was great. I don't, I mean, the fact that he couldn't live with her and the baby tells me it wasn't great. But can you say that

for sure? Tells he's a bit of a problem. Clip seven is the cause of death. Oh, gravity wouldn't have been enough to drain that much blood from her body. Her heart would have had to. We just played that one. Yeah, that was clip seven. Okay.

The marks and bruises seen on Blake's face when arrested were most likely inflicted by Yanna fighting for her life. The L.A. coroner concluded that she was kept alive for around eight hours. hours. He said he'd never seen injuries like that. And he likened them to wartime injuries. She was cut to live for eight hours while he was slowly draining the blood out of her body.

Love is tough, babe. Love is tough. This is rough right here. I got to say, I don't want to read his comic books. Well, this is the worst part, Vinnie, because you test me with the creepiest artist. And I will say this man is the creepiest artist because he's not. just like making a fun whimsical western comic book no in fact my clip number nine we're going to find out that he was recreating we'd come up with creatively with his girlfriend oh lord the prosecution suggested that blake had killed yanna an attempt to make look like one of the scenes from his graphic novel syndrome by viewing one page of illustration from the book as well as the book cover itself it's easy to see how they got that impression. This guy is a sadistic maniac.

He's making horror comics and then recreating them in real life. So do they find him guilty? They did. It took less than four hours for the jury to deliberate, find him guilty. And he was found guilty of first degree murder, aggravated mayhem and torture in the slang of Yonacassian. You know, I never understood when you hear about stories like that. they go they came to the conclusion within four hours seems like a long seems long yeah i know like is there anyone in there going i mean he was in the room with her and he made this comic book

did you did anybody see the cover of this shit let's i'll go get lunch he was said it's a life without parole and forced to pay 43 million dollars to yana's family because he came from this wealthy family so they're like yeah well we'll screw you over with that too then apparently but i think that to someone to death is a pretty horrific thing it makes you a creep finney so i say vote for caro and Blake libel at patreon.com slash the creepoff. Carl, if we have final arguments, I would say this. Yes. The main differences here, who the victims are.

One, is innocent children. Australia's from the 50s. We're concerned about that? A 15-year-old girl in her Catholic or in her church school and a girl getting stabbed to death versus a lawyer. A smoke show? A lawyer. A Ukrainian smoke show.

Who's a lawyer? You want that? in your life i do no you don't oh my gosh could you imagine marrying a lawyer he doesn't work anymore you just fuck off and podcast all day every wait a second i have things pretty good and by the way labr and mystic pointed out here thanks to the two bucks droopy dog was narrating that i noticed that too in the head of your face with missing uh bp slick thanks for the 10 bucks the creepiest artist whoever drew carl's teeth and foot yikes i almost didn't even pound off jesus christ

Beak slick. Are these people actually imagining your dick? I was just joking. It's guys. Amber Lambs. Go back over there, buddy. Back over there. Amber Lambs,

we acknowledge. Oh, hi Amber Lambs. Thank you for becoming a YouTube member. We appreciate it. And also Joseph Collins says Drake May Carl's favorite QB. Not true. Absolutely not a little bit.

Actually like Josh Allen. We got one more here. Labrine Mystic came back in again. So he creates his stuff. So where are the 50 petardactyls in a giant net? Right. I was waiting to hear that he drains blood and paints his comics with it. Yeah, he didn't even destroy 400 helicopters.

All he could do was drain the blood out of his girlfriend. Think about how she felt. Think about how she felt during that. Oh, it's brutal. Crazy eyes. That guy sucks. He does suck. He's a creep.

He should vote for me. Not as creepy as Len Lawson. You vote for Vinny at patreon.com. And the poll is up. All right. Carl, you don't even vote people, Carl. Carl, you know what time it is? I do.

Is it time for Carl's Cap Cap Can? Let's go. Let's do it. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Carl's Cockham? Lose all your rights.

Ruin your life. Vinny, I'm excited about this one today. Late on me. You set this to me, and so did Boner Guy. 69. You know, I want to say someone else sent it to them, forgive me for not remembering who it is. If this is the one I just sent you the other day. Yes. Oh, everybody, this bitch has it coming. Let's go. Let's meet Ellen Glickman, my clip number one. Ellen, you suck. 911, where's your emergency? I'm at Kensington University. I need to get into my building, please.

Okay. Is this an emergency? Can you look up the non-emergency number? I need to get into my building, please. I need you to look up the non-emergency number and contact the Kent State University, please. I need to get into my building, please. You contact the Kent State University Police Department. This is not an emergency. What is it? What is it? You're going to get into my... I'm going to let you go.

After the college professor repeatedly abuses 911, demanding an officer, she eventually gets her way. I'm the school director of the school of health taxes. I'll show you my driver's license, which is in the car. Can you get me into the building, please? I can go pee. Okay. She's calling 911. Go back outside and pee, you creature.

She's going to the building to pee. And she's not very polite about it, you might have noticed, too. She looks like my uncle. I noticed that. Not a good like with this woman. She seems very angry. So the police show up and they go, yeah, well, what's you in the building to pee? But you're not going to leave here in your car, are you?

Because we think you might be hammered. Clip number two. I had a drink in my colleagues office. And your colleague's office. Where was that up? In the annex. How'd you get over here? You walked over here?

23. Okay. I'd love to give you a couple tests just to make sure you're good to go because I don't want you driving if you've been drinking. Sir, I'm trying. Okay. Well, I can smell it on you and you're not able to use a card to swipe into the door. So it's a little... This is not working.

This is not working. Can I go peeve please? Well, here's what I'm saying. You're trying to swipe two cards at the same time, which kind of shows me that you're lacking some motor functions. I wouldn't want you to... Can I pick up? Can I pay for... Can I pay for the police? Okay.

So she's the one to call the police, and she's the one who can't figure out how to use her key card. That's not good. Look at how fucking Rosie read her nose is. Oh, yeah. I just had a drink over with a colleague at the annex. Oh, okay.

That's fine. Well, why don't you go take a leak? But... Ha, ha, ha. Criminal Litchin said, No, Marcia, Par got that higher education. Oh, okay. It's a result.

It's fucking. I see the resemblance. That's a great poll. That's a reference going back about 30 years. What a deep pull. Way to go. All right. So they want her to call her husband to come pick her up or anyone to come pick her up so she doesn't have to drive.

Then my clip number three. This is not okay. What's not okay? That you're going to call my husband. No, you're going to call him. I'm fine. I don't think you're okay to drive. I think I'm okay to drive.

I have a Tesla. Sorry. Just because you have a Tesla disbanding it, it's not going to drive itself. Sir, I'm going to call it your captain in the minute. That's fine. You're not going to drive out of here. You're not going to be okay. You're not going to be okay.

Teslas do drive themselves. I just want to point that out. If I were the cop, I'd walk her out to her car. I would have a roll down her window and say, now, tell your Tesla where it needs to go. And the second she starts to get it to listen, I yell, Tesla tree. Lake! Lake. Our Tesla's that dumb?

See, I would have just put in the address for the precinct and they just followed her there. No, you don't have the fun of getting to tow her car. Yeah. So she thinks this is not okay that they are insisting that she call her husband. So she decides she's calling the captain that she's being a real carrot on this one. I hate this woman. I'm just going to call Kathy Gettman right now. How would they call Gavin?

You're harassing me right now. I don't appreciate it. No, I'm just making sure you get home okay. I'm going to be okay. Okay. I just need to make sure you call somebody here, but I don't want you to drive them home. I'm going to call Captain Gettman from Kent. Who's that?

The captain of Kent, if you don't leave me alone. What's his name? Captain Gettman and Kent. I want to go to the bathroom and you can leave me alone. Now, maybe I don't know a lot about universities. I'm not educated like John Melendez's, but, oh, you didn't have a college police department at Brockport? Probably not. Does the captain of the Kent University security team outrank these police officers?

I'm going to lean into no. He probably looks like me. Yeah. I think to venture a bet. It's like a mall cop who got promoted. Pretty much. Okay. Well, clip number five, she definitely wants to be left alone.

No, you're going to need a lot. My husband just had surgery, and I'm driving. Okay. sir you're going to leave me alone do you want me to take a breath by so i'll do that for you nope don't have one i don't have one sir you're going to leave me alone i'm fine wow she's used to getting her way isn't she it is apparent that she is a raging asshole in her everyday life yes it sure does seem that way and you know what the worst part about it is there's nothing worse than someone trying to boss you around like that and being able to do it especially when they look like they have a Karen that on. You suck lady. You look like you dress like a lunch lady.

Also, let's not forget. She insisted the police come and let her into this building, a job that police officer should not be doing. And then when they show up, she's like, all right, I'm going to go pee now. You can go and get out of here. It's like, you're the one of these idiots. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, they're there because you're an idiot. And you, she was trying to put two different cards into the thing at the same time. Yep. Yep. She's an idiot. So my, uh, clip number six They're insisting. Listen, ma'am, we want to get out of here. Just call your husband so we can watch him come pick you up or anyone.

So we can watch them and you can just leave your car here, please. Does Brenda Warder listen to him? Let's see. Ma'am, listen, you've been here a long time. Please don't tarnish your own reputation by doing this because we are going to arrest you if you try to leave here and drive your car. I promise. Like you're going to be arrested. And that is not what we're able to do.

So my husband is home. Okay. You said he just had surgery and he can't drive, right? I'll go Captain Gittman. There's no Captain Gittman. He's here at my phone. Okay. We'll call. Go ahead.

There's no Captain Gettman that works for Kent. He wants for Kent City. No, he doesn't. Bye. Have a good day. Oh, explain it all you could. No. So they looked it up because they're like, who's this Captain Gittman?

And they're like, not a real person. Who are you calling? And she just got, she didn't get through to anyone on this call, just so this cannot be connected. why does she want the cops to stop following her so bad well is she trying to go to her gold you know honestly i don't know i think she's so drunk that she's just angry and just taking on these caps but the cops finally run out of patience in my clip number seven like the way she's running away from it makes me think like she's hiding something yeah it's very suspicious

yeah because she's all over the office like i don't know it's just yeah you watched this video right yeah some of it like she says she's got to pee but then she's like milling about in her office and she's like get out of here got out of here and then finally she goes out to pee and they're still there she's pissed yeah i only watched a couple minutes of it because i sent it to you yeah she's very proud of herself how long she's been at kent state 28 years and how important she is what a big job she has great are you going to be able to call me no are you are you okay i'll take this one take my right well now you're under arrest i'm calling my I've made my decision.

You are under arrest. I'm pulling my husband. Put your hands behind your back. No, I'm pulling my husband. Stop. Let's go. Stop. Man, we don't.

Stop. I'm calling my husband. Stop. I'm calling my husband. Stop. You have no right to do this. Yes, I do. I'm calling my husband.

Stop. I'm pulling my husband. It's too late. So she starts getting into this loop that she can't get herself out of. I'm calling my husband. This is what you're going to do, right? Like, yeah, yeah. That was, uh, I don't know, 10 minutes ago.

We've all moved on from there. It's pretty wild to watch people who have that level. who have that level of entitlement. Yeah. Realize, oh, shit, I have literally nothing going for me right now in any way and I'm doomed. I also love the you're under arrest. She goes, no, I'm not. I've never once thought to tell a cop what's up.

Like, if they tell me something's going on, I'm taking their word on it. Yeah. It's good rule of thumb. Carl, you're going to hand me all those drugs that I just found in your car. No, I'm not. They're my drugs officer. Oh, so they're your drugs, eh? Yes.

And I'm keeping them. Um, her just, uh, spiraling. I think we're in clip eight, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're, you're the way you're acting. I'm sorry. You have no right to do. Excuse me. You have no right to. I'm sorry. You did one, you did not do Miranda. Hold on. I don't have to do Miranda. Excuse me. Excuse me. My hut, excuse me. My hut, excuse me. Stop it right now. Right now. Excuse me. Stop this. Stop this right now. every student she has ever taught. Watches this the way we watch Adam Bush beat up John.

Oh yeah. They watch this and go. They have viewing parties. Yes. They have viewing parties. They're loving it. And by the way, there is something that's so satisfying about how this video ends.

I'll just tease you with that because, so now they bring her out to the car and she's insisting that she's going to call her husband, even though that ship has sailed. She's getting dragged out to the coach. Like this is the biggest travesty of justice that's ever happened at Ken State University. I'm sorry. It's top three anyway. Right now.

You can call when you're being booked. I'm not being involved. You are. You are. You call my husband. No. Please take my cell phone. I'm really sorry for being an asshole.

It's not because you're being difficult. It's because you're drunk. I'm not drunk. You are. Yeah. I mean, she finally realized she's being an asshole. but by then it's too little too late so then once again she gets into one of these loops my clip number 10 okay take my phone right now right now i already have your phone right now go ahead and have a seat in

the car no i'm not yes sit down no no no no guys take my phone right now i have your phone right now i have your phone right now no please guys seriously can i have my phone right no you can't have your phone right no you can't have your How could she not be wasted, Penny? What kind of behavior is this? How many times did this fucking raging bitch take a student's phone in the middle? Oh, God. I'm taking your phone. I'm taking your phone.

I'm taking your phone. I'm taking your phone. Give me that phone. I'm taking your phone. Give me that phone. Shut up. Right now. They bring her back.

Right now. They bring her back and they book her and her son shows up to pick her up from the precinct. Okay. Oh, good. I'll bring her out to you. Here's your date. Okay, here's today's date.

Here's your, your charge disorderly conduct. That's because of intoxication. This is the important part down here, your court date. Come out here and take her right. Take her. Come here. Okay. Okay.

So finally, the son picks her up, drives her home. And she actually did community service and had to pay some court fees for the disorderly conduct. But that was dropped after she did her community service. and paid her court fees. Now, what's amazing about this video, and I think you never would have seen this coming, is it heard her husband two months later,

show back up to the police precinct because they want to have a word with the arresting officer. Fucking what? Let's watch this is clip number 12. More body camp footage. I think there was errors on both sides. Well, I'd have to disagree on that. So, yes, absolutely.

They were doing their jobs and potentially could have saved your life by not letting you drive. If we disagree with that, that's fine. I do. But that's not our stance. I wasn't drunk. I was not inebriated.

Okay. It's fine. You weren't there? No, I was not there. Okay, so there was a lot of, one, I was, he was home with cancer and was post up for about six, four hours. It's a good time to go for a drink. I was asleep, depressed. I had a drink.

I have PTSD from y'all. My ex-husband was a cop. Okay. So there's a lot of stuff you didn't know. I was not given the opportunity. to discuss. She sure was given plenty of opportunities. Yeah.

To discuss. My character witness here, Yogi Berra, is here to fucking help me get out of this. Can you believe this woman? After embarrassing herself like that, she decides to go back and tell them what for? You don't be really funny. If I was like, I would dial nine one, I'd be like, I'd be harassed by this woman. She won't leave you alone. The cop, that same cop shows up and arrest her again.

That'd be great. But what's crazy about this, Vinny, to your point earlier, is that this video was posted because this footage came out if we're going back and complaining about this. So now it's Streisand, in fact, millions of views on this video, every student watching it and loving it, and the people who put this video together,

hated this woman so much, they did additional research. Clip 13, this is the best. Oh. On rate my professor, Ellen's ratings are all one out of five with high difficulty. Reviews from her students also recommend

to avoid her classes, with many of them saying she strays off topic to talk about herself. She has also posted an image on social media saying most people do not listen with the intent to understand they listen with the intent to reply advice that she seems to have forgotten during the body cam footage i love that she sucks as a professor everyone hates her guts and now that video is out there for all of them to watch and the fact that they went and checked to her rate my professor scores is hilarious oh man i you know

i wish i had thought of that when i first saw it i'm glad they did it she is uh that like i said earlier the level of being entitled is sickening anyone who talks to other people like that it's like the d a in rochester we were showing that video yeah she pulled into her driveway and the guy's like what are you doing i was pulling you over back there's like you know who i am at least that's like a d a who actually does know what you know the police i'll work for her but uh this is just wow this is just like cool you're professor at kent state whatever you're wasted you're not allowed to talk down to human beings like that unless they're dabbling drunks yes moving on carl i believe it's time for our favorite segment every week. It's time for the voicemails.

The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Sorry about the interception called Bill's fans, but why not come to a city where you're guaranteed to catch something? See you in Syracuse. Was he recorded that with a window down in this car? I think so. Still too soon for you? Uh, sucked. I'm sorry you're upset. maybe some voicemails will cheer you up.

Maybe a cow bikini will cheer me up. Oh, you put that back up for you. Hold on. No, no, no, no. It's fine. No, here you go. Here you go, you creepo. Yay.

Yeah, flip through those. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I like it. Mm-hmm. She's getting glasses. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

She does. Yeah, I think that's true. I was worried she was going to wear too many of the accessories in these photos, but she did not. No. No, no, there is just the, uh, the things that are important. Wow. Yeah. you know for terms of service yes yes for TOS I'll just leave that up there

well we listen to voicemails yeah right I kind of vote for Carl I'm kind of new to the creep off but it is the creep off right yes not the sadistic fuck off like I don't I was impressed like what can tell was that Benny murdering a fucking baby I didn't do it. Is it creepy? It's just awful. Like, no one's going to go say like Al Capone, that big creep. Ray Lewis, that big creep.

O.J. Simpson, that big creep. Whoa, whoa. No, they're just terrible fucking murderers. I need some creep in my life. I need John Wayne Gacy. I need Jeffrey Dahmer. Murderer. I don't need just, I killed an infant.

just depressing and horrible shows that for you it's not creepy at all yeah we don't but it's your show maybe that's what you're trying to do i mean i'll laugh at some terrible shit but god that was bad this show is not a cover band if you want to hear about geoffrey domer you can go to every other true crime show it's fine karl i want to applaud this next person also 45 seconds or less less What last would be great. Preferably, yes. This is a perfect voicemail. Brilliant idea, sir.

You got an idea. Hey, Ashley Cummings. To troll, Stuc Joe, like the Singapore kid. He wouldn't get him dipping his balls in chili oil. I'm sure she'd do it for cheap. That's a good idea. DabbleCon, four.

Oh, three, sir. to be three. I have a voice now for us here, buddy. Please. Hey, this question would probably land with Vinnie and the Creepoff. I am watching a video by Russell Me,

those English guys who do a podcast about WWAS pro wrestling and stuff. And anyways, they were talking about the Rochester War Memorial. Yeah. And they also mentioned something about Rochester being

called Flower Town. And also something about a garbage plate i wonder if there's anything any way you could enlighten me to uh any of these things that they mentioned uh hope all as well and hope to get to go into carlson one of these days sounds like a really cool place thanks bye it is a very cool place you're very welcome to be here anytime you like sir have a garbage plate while you're here yeah uh well let's start with Rochester new york was founded by the mighty genesee river where uh it was a hub for transportation and one of our chief exports was flour yeah with a flour mill here yes and we would uh send it up

and down the genesee all over the place to new york so they called us the flower city not flower town um but then because of our stupid lilac festival we became the flower city with a w for no fucking reason just because it was cute and we stopped making flour yeah now as for a garbage play let me talk to you about this wonderful creation get it with white hats yes you could get it with the following combinations you could get it with a cheese but two cheeseburgers or two white hot red huts or half that's right they're sliced down the middle and like flattened out yep and uh you get that with either a cheeseburger and a red hot or a white hot Jesus Christ whatever you want elevating over there you can mix them up like the Suttering John podcast in a minute but then you've got uh what you got you got

some fries or some places use french fries I don't like that as much that's got to be home fries mac salad some beans yep some beans on the side of bread and butter on top of that carl you have some nice meat hot sauce followed with onions some onions and mustard that is it my friend that is a garbage play garbage play and yes you do need ketchup on the side to wash all that shit down yeah and uh you know if you go to the right place they'll give you a cup of mayo fair enough uh rochester's a hell of a town so i'm sorry we're talking about it so long moving on carl uh here we go if a creep is defined as someone you would not want to sit next to on a bus then carl brought the opposite of a creep last week thank you fuck you bye

What? Yep. And I would argue that there was a guy on the bus ranting about taradactyls and nets at helicopters. I'd probably go sit and watch. I don't think you would. I'd be like, oh, I got to hear what this fuck is. I don't think you would, my friend. Well, then you don't know me very well. I think you're lying. I don't think that's true. Carl, you got anymore. Nope, that's all I got. All right. We do have some more super chats. I'll bring super chat Monday. People are excited about this today, which I appreciate it. Yep. you know it leaves you in the spot that you're at you know you always do that but i got it beef drippins thanks for the two bucks carl wins you can drain you anytime hashtag i'm not

viny good for you beef drippers you know you're not me labrne mystic coming in with five more dollars lever and mystic has been a huge support of the show we appreciate that when you ask is my guy a creep don't forget to ask how many nuns in my creep try to essay viny winnie or go Carl. That's a great way to look at it. That's not what they show is. It's not about how many nuns you're saying over here. And shooting a child in the chest in the middle of a church. She was almost an adult. John Van der Leinstein. John V. Anelstein. John V. 86.45. Thank you for becoming a member. We love you for it. Hey, Labrins back. Friday I had my first Boikin experience. Oh, he lost his virginity. I don't know what that means. Boykin experience.

booking. I didn't fight. They were cordial, bailed and driving in three hours. Want me to leave a voicemail? With more details. Yes, please. Lever missing. Well, he got booked. He was being a naughty boy. Oh, I love it. Dr. Hammond PhD, member for 10 months. Vinnie, my refresh button on Patreon is almost broken. What hop on? What happened? Love you guys. I know. The photos are there, but he's out putting him up. He wants more photos. Oh, we got to get them right. Danny has to approve him all. She just sent me what she had so far. Okay. And then I sent a selfie stick. you know all right just to tell her to you know get it together and improve there's ass men in the world too daddy that's true that's true grab a mirror you what you got to do dany you need remember that

length mirror is what you need remember that uh rolling own cover with jennifer aniston when she was like at her hottest on friends and she's just like laying out of bed and like she's just got like the cheeks facing the sunlight it's nice you are so horny today i've never seen you so fucking horny no just say it's a great shot he's just calm down over i love photography Um, MG 082. Thanks for the 99 cent super sticker. All right. Are you ready to move on to a scum parade? Carl, I would love to do nothing more.

Let's go. It's time for us. So listen to the sky. Let's start with the dumbest guy in the history of the world. The dumbest guy in the history of the world. Yes. This guy's an idiot. You ain't lying, Carl.

We're going to start off with this gentleman, uh, who was arrested. His name is Edward Gillespie. Mm-hmm. He's 62 years old. Let me pull this. Sorry, guys. Edward Gillespie, he was arrested on January 8th after investigators said a would-be car thief reported finding a large package of suspected cocaine inside the trunk of a vehicle in Hyannis. Authorities alleged Gillespie was trafficking the drugs from Hyannis to Antucket. Officials said the incident began on January 6th in a commuter lot.

The suspect attempted to steal a Kia and pride open the steering. column with a screwdriver but could not start the vehicle. Investigator said the person then opened the trunk while searching for valuables and found a large package of suspected cocaine. Yeah. When he spotted the package of drugs marked with the image of Bugs Bunny chomping on a carrot, he became spooked by the apparent possibility of running a foul of a dealer and for some reason that I do not fucking understand called the cops.

He was looking for valuables and guess what he found? Over a kilo of cocaine and cash. Talk about valuable. $10,000 in cash and $60,000 to $200,000 worth of cocaine. What a fucking idiot. Dude, do you understand if I ran across that much cocaine? I can load that just people I know from the devilverse within a month. Dude, Hecomania would be lit this year.

Hecumian would be lit. Husey'd be lit. We'd have a great time. Now, I'm going to go ahead and say this. He calls the cops. Yeah. Which I don't understand. At all.

Don't get that at all. then he lies to the cops right obviously and says he found it on the side of the road stick to that story asshole but I found it on the side of the road then he ends up confessing to them and saying oh yeah I was breaking into cars I hate this person

it doesn't make any sense that he would call the police over this it's really retarded after this report officers placed the camera near the vehicle authorities said Gillespie was taken into custody two days later the would be Carthie if initially told officers the drugs were found on the side of the road like I said and have not announced whether charges will be filed against the would-be car thief unreal but this guy gets busted

this guy just goes out to his car to start his drive to fucking Nantucket and this guy with a mouth so big that's what the problem with driving Kia's unfortunately uh if you are going to deal cocaine get a car people don't want to steal he's a pensioner on a budget look at him not get a Kia. This old felon is Kia and is 10,000. Also, you want to come to Hackamania. Or not hackamia, dabblecon, also don't drive a

Kia. Solid point. Or any show here at Comedy at the Carlson. Or better yet, I wouldn't drive around the city of Rochester, New York. Not recommended. All right, so let's meet our next creep. This is, I don't even know how to say his name. Is it Zavion Johnson? Perfect. Now,

we're going to, I believe this is Arizona. A call came into the police. on January 12th. Details of the call indicated that neighbors had not seen a man at his home in seven days. Officers went out to do a wellness check. They contacted a neighbor who stated

they believe someone was in the home due to traffic going in and out of the residence, but they hadn't seen the older gentleman whose house it was. Officers tried to contact whoever is at the house, during which they saw a man since identified as 57-year-old David Jimenez dead in the backyard. Oh.

Now, this kid murders this man. Okay. And takes his house and starts living in it. I was going to go unused, you know? Drags him to the backyard of all places. Uh-huh. Just like my house now, buddy.

Yeah. And you're in the backyard like a dog that you have to let out. Squatters rights. Honestly, I think it'd be crazy for him not to use the house. It looks like a nice house. No one's living there now. Take it. Apparently they're neighbors.

He broke into the home to steal from him. shot the homeowner three times. Since the day to the homicide, he was living in the home. That was December 29th. Neighbor said the time he made it hard to hear gunshots. I guess everybody was singing Christmas carols and shooting off fireworks. That is bullshit. The 29th of December people are shooting out fireworks.

That's not true. This guy's an accomplice. Whoever was just like, oh, yeah, I heard gunfire, but I just thought it was fireworks. Like, okay, you're coming with us, sir. That's retarded. No one's shooting up fireworks. Yeah.

The 27th, 28th to 29 of December. The 30th and the 30th. Maybe I believe you for a second. Maybe it's 31st. John said according to police has accused of multiple charges, including murder and burglary. His bond is set at $1 million cash. At this time, the investigators do not believe there are any additional suspects

related to the homicide. Yeah, there was a one of the neighbors was quoted as saying, how could someone do something like that? This guy's an asshole. Yeah. The answer. Yeah, a thieving asshole. He's an asshole.

He murders people at their house, drags him out to the back and that lives with their house. It's not a great guy. You know, speaking of not great guys, I want to introduce you to the mayor of Riverview, Missouri, part of St. County, Carl. This is Mike Cornell, mayor, Mike Cornell. I hate politicians.

You're right. He is a creep. All right. What else we got? Oh, you want to know what he did? What he's being charged with? I mean, had nothing worse than becoming mayor, I would imagine. Well, four counts of second-degree statutory sodomy.

Oh. Three counts of first-degree, sodomy or attempted sodomy. I apparently couldn't get it in once. One count of first degree harassment and one count of possession of child pornography film slash videotape. Isn't that why you become the mayor because you like fucking children?

You want to be able to get away with it? Is that the whole point? The why are the female male? Oh, shit. According to the charging documents, the child sex abuse charges stem from incidents happening between 2016 and 2017. The four counts of second

degree statutory sodomy come from repeated sexual contact police said cornell had with a child less than 17 years old during the same time period police say he also sexually abused an adult male victim okay the charging documents said cornell's third victim the male was sexual in december of 2025 prosecutor said the fourth victim was harassed in may and september of 24 and police say Cornell made sexually explicit comments about sexual acts and engaged in emotionally distressing physical contact to every victim so I don't know what he was doing that to them but the charges came nearly two weeks after the mayor's home was searched by law enforcement at this time police say the detectives have called it a crime scene and is part of an active investigation on account of the CP he was the first African American trustee before becoming chairman

in 2020. He served as mayor for more than a year. Wait, what happened? Do you lose his job? Yeah. Over this? I would hope so. Jeez.

It's harsh. It's unclear who will replace me. My pet's the racers, Betty. People make mistakes. Well, you know, here's what they said. It ruins the trust that the public has placed in us in situations like this,

unfortunately, tear down the fabric of trust, and it is disturbing, said the lieutenant, who was in charge of this case. Yeah, it was disturbing. He was the one watching 23 hours of, uh, what they thought of this hard drive. So disturbing. I can only watch it for a few hours more. I'm so tired.

I'm going to take this home. I'll work out of the office. I'll work on this for a mom, guys. Hey, listen, guys, they're encouraging any more victims of the mayor and anyone with information to call detectives of 314, 615,500. Serious calls only.

So if you were raped by the mayor. And there's no shame in that, by the way. If you're a child victim of this guy, there's no shame in that. that. I mean, the adult man who was saved by him, it might be a little bit of shame, but if you were a child, go ahead and call that number. All right. Carl, this next creep, there was not a photo of him in the article. I don't know if you noticed. Yeah.

I had to go hunt one down. Oh, you found it. And you tell me if this guy looks like exactly what you imagine. This is Florida McDonald, I'm going to guess. Four year old Theodore McGee. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Bobby Hill. Oh, boy. Oh, man. A West Marley County man is facing multiple charges, including trafficking, after police said he improperly touched a six-year-old girl and offered to buy her from her mother. Where you're reading the Anthony Coombea thing or? No, no, he didn't buy her laptop. Oh, okay.

This is a different, this other guy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. According to the Westmoreland County District Attorney's Office, Allegheny Township, police said it happened when 44-year-old, Theodore McGee was asked to watch the girl overnight at a home on Gene Drive. The victim told police that McGee touched her as the two slept up.

an air mattress an investigator said McGee sent a text message to the girl's mom offering to purchase the child for $5,000. And the mom said that's not even close to enough money. Is that why she was mad? Probably. And she was also, could you imagine he would only offer me 5K for my dollars? He'd work 7,500 at least. Well, he was also trying to split it between multiple cards. Oh, right. Sorry. Put 3,000 on this one. Yeah. That's not good. You don't want to do business with someone like that. When McGee was interviewed, investigators said he only hooked to the victim. Police said he showed officers text messages and videos where he referred to the victim as his girlfriend. Oh, boy.

You know, anyone who says that they just hugged a six-year-old that they're lying next to has definitely got to at least second base. Right. Kids love baseball. That's a guy who's putting it, bouncing over the fence. If you're saying you were hugging a six-year-old girl, you call your girlfriend. I do not understand the relationship between this guy and the family other than he's described as a family friend. Not anymore, I help. Oh, my God. You offer me five grand for my doubt. She's almost mint condition. I understand she doesn't have quite that new kid's smell, but.

Still got baby teeth. That's worth something. Come on. Yeah, you get your money back from the tooth fairy. Right. McGee was arrested and remanded to the Westmoreland County Prison. He's facing charges of aggravated and decent assault, attempted aggravated indecent assault, endangering the welfare of a child corruption of minors and decent assault of a victim less than 13 trafficking fearing with child custody he was denied bail and i actually have audio of his father hang kill when he heard about the charges huh ha ha ha ha that's pretty upset about it he's not happy he's not happy uh rogo orby with five dollars says he was going to defend caro from the fellow creepos but him focusing on dandy using glasses and accessories confirmed he's totally

to just do it. I didn't use a guy since you didn't have the, but I swear I'm straight guys. Would you have sent the selfie stick? Motor City, Miguel, 248, thanks for the 10 bucks. First time heading out to Hackamania this year. Very nice. No big surprise. This will be a solo trip as my, my girl wants nothing to do with this nonsense. You guys doing any unofficial or unofficial poker tournaments. I will say this, because I'll be in Atlantic City in a couple of weekends playing poker with Rock and Melton and those guys wasn't invited yeah um it isn't an invite thing you can just go to a borgata okay yeah of course anyone can go but uh it will not be a tournament tournaments take too

long we'll be playing cash games and um the problem with the tournament because uh melton realized this the first year is that him and rocco under this tournament and then he did well and so all of us were hanging out and patrick was just playing poker by himself in a tournament that's like he won his money back after eight hours. So it turned out to be a bad use of his time. Yeah. So Motor City, Miguel, make sure you come and say hello and let's hang out, man. Fuck yeah. I always hang out and stick around. Yeah, we'll be around. There's all sorts of meetups and all sorts of stuff. So you don't have to worry about coming alone. If you're on the fence and that's what's holding you back, we're going to be around. I'm going by myself. I hang out with the fans and I hang out with everybody.

It's great. Labar Mystic, thanks to the Fiverr, makes you wonder just like how drug dogs eventually need to have rehab. How many officers in agency'd rehab after collecting and viewing hard drives? Interesting. You think they get converted on the stuff? Wow. This shouldn't be illegal. Arrest Jim. Go there and get Jim.

Raqa Orb, you says, God used to lay down with young girls and people love him. That's a good point. Oh, so maybe it's okay. Remember when the Dalai Lama was sucking on that little boy's tongue? He was giving him a blessing? Or was he making the boy suck on his tongue? I forget. It was really weird. I think he made the boy suck on his

tongue. I got to get out of your baby. because over on my YouTube channel, some of you are here right now, we'll be doing point dabble point. And surely you'll be by. We'll also have Cardiff Electric and Adam Bush on the program today to talk about this week, considering John, and boy, has it been an amazing week with the Adam Bush interview. I have to tell you, I texted him the other night when I drove to that gig, because I listened to it all the way through in the car.

I hadn't listened to the whole thing. Yeah. I was just like, yes, yes, the whole way. It was fantastic. Loved it. And then I was watching it again this morning. And there's a part that I completely missed. It's where Adam looks at John because John's doing that thing.

He's like, and I'll tell you, he's getting out close into the mic. And Adam goes, John, if you keep raising your voice, I'm going to have to mute you. And John goes. And like for a split second, just sits back down to the sea. I cannot believe that fucking worked on him. It's incredible. I mean, I think he's still got shell shock when I did that too. I mean, John had my first debate.

I don't remember that. I do. When did you talk to Joe? Okay. I gave him on my show that I went on his channel. I didn't mute him because he was doing that stupid thing that just yells over you. It doesn't say anything.

Yeah, but Adam was out of his channel and tricked him out. That's hilarious about that. It's great. Well done, Adam. Well, bravo. All right. We're out of here.

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