The Creep Off - Episode 298: Excessive Celebration

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

This week on The Creep Off: Karl and Vinnie will finally bring peace to the middle easy by once and for all deciding on who is the biggest creep in Iran! Plus, another edition of Karl's Cop Cam as well as the always-unhinged Scum Parade! Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep here.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: McDonald's Worker, 19, Arrested on Suspicion of Double-Charging Customers and Funneling Nearly $700 to His Personal AccountN.C. man allegedly invited Grindr dates to his home while his kids’ bodies decomposed in the carMansfield landlord charged with chloroform sex assaultsMum of 10 kept woman as slave in 'prison cell' for 25 years to care for her kids - Daily StarThe score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 4 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108If you have a suggestion for the wheel of Consequences, send them to Mahalia at this simple address: [e-mail] can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. sensation horror shock i'm gonna deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down cuckoo coo coo

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oh la creepos welcome to another episode of your favorite for true crime podcast, a show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me from his house today, it's hot cuckaca, Carl. What is happening with me, Paulineau?

Good to see you, my friend. Yes, we are remote today. It's a snow day. It sure is everywhere. It is. It's really snowy outside. Yeah, we just said a snow day. Hey, guess what, Vinnie?

Yesterday, there were two football games on the TV. the AFC and FC championship games. I watched some of those. I won fall five bets that I put in on these games, including two parlies. No shit. Yeah. So you made a bunch of money?

So you made a bunch of money? Yeah. Does that mean we could have who are these socials back? No. Not that kind of money. I didn't make that kind of money, Benny. Okay. I'm just checking.

But I predicted what would happen. I knew the over anders. I knew who was covered the spread. I was very proud of myself that, game in Denver was a shit show. God damn. It's not even football at that point. I don't think I know what it catches anymore, Carl.

I don't think I understand what it catches. I'm not even talking about the bills. I'm talking about the Patriots third and fourth quarter. Unbelievable. Football, man. They're ruining us all. I will say this. I picked the Rams. So I'm a loser. I'm out

on everything. But I am here for the creep off and I'm very excited for that. For those of you don't know, this show is a competition. It's not all about football. Carl, explain to people how it works. It's not all about football. It's a good point, Biddy. That's a true crime show where we compete with each other to find the creepiest person in a specific category today. We're trying to find the creepiest person from Iran. And so how are we going to do that? Biddyne who we think is the biggest creep in Iran. And then you will go to patron.com slash

the creep off and vote for you thought was the bigger creep. And then we tally those votes during the course of the week. And on the next Monday show, we have our results girl. Join us to tell us what the results were. The beauty of this, Vinny, is that, yes, it is a competition. We do keep score.

So once someone gets to five wins, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. What's the score right now, three to three? We are currently tied three to three. And here to give us the results from last week's episode, it is the delightful, it is the vivacious, It is the late with her cow bikini pictures. Ha, Danny.

Hi, Danny. Hello. So, Danny, last we heard, you got a selfie stick in the mail, many overnighted that he couldn't get it too fast enough. Yeah. And I would have driven it there myself. I know you would have. I know you would have.

So we were going to get a new photo shoot because the first photo shoot, I guess, wasn't approved by the powers that be. Management had a problem with it. So we're going to get a new photo shoot. there yeah yeah um yeah we're we're i am working on it um i just don't bother don't don't don't be mean to viny about it it's it's on me it's my fault come out like i want to be mean to video about it that's no fun stop being me to be everybody i didn't do it come on you're taking away all my fun danny all right so anyway i what i'm alluding to if you're not familiar is that

Danny is going to be doing a round of cow bikini photos for us and people who support us on Patreon will get treated to that. The lovely beautiful, Danny. If you follow our social media or go to our Patreon, you will see two thirds of this show in a cow bikini. If you look hard enough. It's true. That's a good point. And some of it's not so nice.

Some of it's not so nice. Why do I ever agree to do this show with you, Vinny? Why do I humiliate myself? on purpose. Is it worth it? It's definitely not. What am I doing? What are you talking about? Everything about the show is worth it. What are you crazy? Okay. All right. What do you think this is who are these socials? You're just like, oh, you're going to do the cost benefit analysis now? Yeah, I was just doing that in my head. Did you notice that? I was just doing the cost benefit analysis. I'm like, what am I doing? I did notice that. I didn't care for it. Danny, let's hear the results from

last week. Who is the winner? Who is God game point? Okay, game point this week. Last week's was creepiest painter. Artist? Mm-hmm. Artists, sorry. With 74%

of the vote this week goes to Carl. Yeah! I would like to formally thank all of you. Cuzzoo. Cuzzaroo. Cuzz of Roo.

All of the Cuzz of roos out there voting for carl 74% wow i had a great presentation and i am rewarded for it and danny what a fantastic presentation from you just now well thank you yeah you too i could be happier about this was it was an analysis i love this show the cream off rules who wasn't watching the show it's the best seriously so sticks i want out i want out before next week all right daddy uh at danny desolation we We look forward to seeing more of you this week. You take it easy.

And don't forget, we're going to put up a post for you to submit your questions for Danny's Ask Me Anything that's Coming Up on this Friday's bonus episode. So make sure we are tuned in for that. We'll see you soon, Danny. Take it easy. Stay warm, kiddo. Who would have questions for a girl who used to be addicted to drugs and was a stripper? I can't imagine there's going to be a lot of questions for her, right?

I got at least two. I got like two. I might have a question. So I also, Carl, you know, while we're, you know, bringing it today, I have another special guest. Here she is. It's Mahalia, everybody. Hello, hello. Yeah.

Hey, we can hear you too. I say long time, no see. But yeah, more like long time no here. Good to see you, Mahalia. What's going on? Good to be here. Not much. A little less snow here in Las Vegas.

Oh, shut up. I'm still rubbing in. How is Las Vegas? Is the town getting excited? for hackomania you're hearing a lot of people murmuring about it on the streets on the streets all over town and through email as well we got some spicy consequence ideas coming through interesting we really we do we do i want to i want to like keep it surprised because we got to get some more coming through though so what we're referring to here is mahalia is our results girl

when we do the live shows at Hackamana because she's local to Las Vegas and she's taken on. Yeah, she's taking on the job of the conquer, the keeper of the consequences for the live show. So we do live shows. We do a consequence right after the show is over based on a live audience vote. I feel honored truly. It's big responsibility, but I feel honored to take on the role and be there. You should. You should feel honored about it.

We don't just let any. schmuck who just says, hey, I'm a girl in Las Vegas. Can I do this thing? You think we're just like, yeah, sure, why not? I have a little bit of experience. So I think I'm the right woman for the job. You kill it every year. You definitely do.

No complaints from me. Hell yeah. It's a great hang, too, when you go to Hackamania, and she's there. She's a lot of fun. She helped me on this last trip. I was so confused as to where I was going. I was mistaking Patrick's hump for the spear. She was like, no, no, Vinny.

That's Patrick. I was like, oh, thank you. But he's like, I'm the first one in line. This is amazing. I can't believe I'm going to get it so cheap. But that was for a hell. Yeah, just happened to be on the shoulder. We need to get more people coming to down because I want to hang out with you guys.

And I want to hang out with all the creeps they're listening who need to buy their tickets and come to our live show. Well, I'm looking for the promo code creep pacomania.com. Can you tell everybody where they could send their consequence ideas? Yes. Please do not forget. Thank you to those who have already sent your. spicy ideas, but I think there's some more ideas out there yet to come through. So please, please, please send your creep off consequence ideas to creep off consequence ideas at

gmail.com. So what I'd like you to do for next week is I want you to take a look at all of those, right? And I want you to see if there's any that are just implausible that you know. Yeah, like some silly ones. Like we're not doing that, right. Okay. Yeah. And share those with us next week.

If there's anything that I have to insert into my body, like that's probably going to be out. I would imagine. Look, I've already assumed that I'm losing. I just assume it's a vans out just for funsies. I can do that. I can do that. Okay, that'd be fun. All right.

Well, thank you, Mahalia. And where can everybody follow you? Everyone can follow me at Mahalia, five L's on Instagram. All right. Mahalia, we'll see you soon. Take care. Thanks to stopping by.

Five owls. That's like Aaron. That's, that's. Aaron Immel level owls. Holy shit. That's a lot of owls. All right, Benny.

Are you ready to start our competition this week? I certainly am, Carl. Let's ring that bell and let's go. I won, so I will go first. And if you want to pull up my creep this week, this is Mohamed Bejé, Bijay. And Mohamed Bejéjee is known as the Vampire of the Tehran Desert. He grew up in Tehran.

His mother died when he was very young. By 10 years old, he's already stopped going to school and was just kind of a slacker. By 23, he moved to Pakashd, a poor town full of Afghan refugees. He had antisocial personality disorder fused with pedophilic fixation. Not a good combination, my God. Christ. Also, sexual sadism. Watching other people suffer, got him hard AF.

You got off on that sort of shit. You like to watch children bang. for mercy it's what it was probably oh I'm sorry I was probably pretty hard to figure out he had a real problem in Iran given the culture there well it's funny to say that because uh this guy did some damage before he was taken down let's talk about that in july of 2002 a 10 year old boy disappears after accepting a ride from bj and weeks later authorities find the child's charred bones in the desert and they just assume he probably stuffed out on a leftover land mine They're like, oh, another kid who's just bones in the desert.

This happens all the time. There's always landmines out there. So no investigation. No worries about that. April 2004, a 12-year-old boy goes missing. Again, no arrest. By June of 2004, he gathers three boys and says, hey, you guys want to go hunt rabbits with me? And they're like, that sounds cool guy.

That sounds cool. I want to hunt some rabbits. He's like, yeah, yeah, come with me. It's gonna be fun. So then he drives him out to a secluded part of the desert, rapes all three of them, slits their throats and then lights them on fire. That's not good. The other thing that he does, the other thing he does, he likes to take photos of the children that he abducts. You know, he's abducted multiple children at a time.

And I think he likes to bring it back to his home and jerk off to it or something. He likes looking at these kids that he eventually murders. Did they kill any rabbits? Do they get any rabbits on the trip at least? They don't. No, he never fulfills his promises. Here's him with some kids that he's going to kill. They're just having a good old time swimming in the swimming hole.

Here's some more fun. Another photo he took of these children that he wanted to go play with. Oh, look at these kids. Look at this. My old Bige, he's so cool, takes us out and does fun stuff. We go swimming. It's great. Now, the problem here, Vinny, is that a lot of these children are migrants and illegal immigrants from Afghanistan, from Afghanistan.

And so when the children go missing, the parents don't really want to tell authorities because they're like, well, we're not even supposed to be here. So we probably want to keep this kind of quiet. Right. So he really did find just the right kind of children to abduct and have a good time with this monster here. So between March and September 2004, children are disappearing left and right. And the authorities are not really looking into it. They don't seem to care all that much. They did detain him at one time in April because he was a suspect in one of these children being found burned up in the desert.

And despite finding bloodstained clothes in his room, they're like, nah, there's no evidence here. And they just let him go. Yeah, it could be anybody's blood. It could be some woman's blood. It's fine. Yeah, whatever. It's blood. It's Afghan. It's, uh, it's Iran. What do you get to do? So September comes around. He attempts to, uh, kidnap two boys. Unfortunately, they escape and they run right to the police. So the police raid is home. They find gasoline cans, a bloody knife and photos of the children who went missing that I was just showing you. And under interrogation, uh, B.J claims he was going to get to 100 children. That was his goal. He's like, you know, you had got me. I was definitely going to get to.

100 now he leads officers to 19 different grave sites out around the desert to show them where they can find this the police did such a horrible job with us 16 uh police personnel were reprimanded for negligence because they just weren't caring about any of this or paying any attention so that's in september October the trial begins okay and there's there's not much of a trial because he'd already confessed to doing all this shit right sure so he received leaves 16 death sentences as well as 100 lashings. That's it. In March, 16 death sentences for that.

So in March of dozen five, they have, uh, padashed the town that you were committed all these crimes. They have the little square there. And they're like, hey, we got a fun little, uh, public hanging. Who wants to come down for this? Nice. Over 5,000 people show up. There's children on shoulders.

They're pissed off. They're chanting shit. They're watching him get lashed. They're throwing rocks at him while he's getting lash. This guy's falling down while he's getting lash. I have some photos of what this looks like. All right. Maybe that's not that bad.

Getting smacked around a little bit. This is him. You can see he's up against a metal post. You can see these welts on his back from the 100 lashings that he's taking before being hung. Like, couldn't we have just. done that to ESO. Yeah.

I think the whole dabalverse could agree that would have been the right thing to do. Yeah. I feel like we should just be able to drag these people out into the middle of the streets and lash them and then send them to jail or hang them, depending on the severity of what they've done. But I think the public lashing should be part of it. It needs to be televised and we need to have a reason for commercial interruption. Right? We got to tweet like it's football.

We need to be timeouts. There needs to be a two-minute, warning a two lashes warning he just got two more so somehow we have pat mackafee covering it into commentary it'll be great oh i'm telling you this is a ratings bonanza we got to get out of it dude during the lashings one of the family members of the victim of a victim jumped past the police and started stamping the guy and they're all having fun here but yeah it's they're like like, oh, do you want to do the otters? Sure, go ahead. Go ahead and stab a little bit. Um, so then in there. So then they decide to, um, get the crane out and put him up in the air for

everyone to watch. This is him, uh, hanging after the, the lashings. And actually, this is an interesting photo right here because you can actually see where he was stabbed in the back by that dude. Yeah. So he's bleeding out with the shirt they put on him after, uh, the lashings and the crowds out chanting god is great they're having a good old time enjoying watching this man be put to death for his crimes against children all the children were between the ages of eight and 15 that he was um having sex with murdering so burning a lot or burning to death so what i'm learning here is iran isn't all that bad uh they have figured out eventually but actually this case specifically cause international outrage

and controversy about Iran having public executions. So reformists think that actually encourages violence because you got all these people are just like bloodthirsty and watching this guy get lashed. You know, children are watching this. Probably not the best thing to do. But also public executions hurt the country's international image and reflect poorly on Islam. A lot of reformists feel. So that is my creep. Muhammad B.J.

the vampire of the Tehran desert who murdered over 19 children and also essayed them and burned them up. Man, I love a happy ending though. That was nice. He did get his comeuppance on that, didn't they? Well, the one thing that I've learned about reading about Iran over the last day or so is that they have had their share of horrific serial killers. They've had their shares of pitos. But my creep, I feel like kind of stands apart, Carl. Oh, okay.

And I want to introduce you to him. But first, I want to introduce you to this lovely, lovely gal. This is Mona Hydera. Now, she was born in 2004. She was raised Shia Muslim. And she, she, those eyebrows look like they were stuck to her. Can she peel those off if she wants to? Do you remember that

Remember that stupid thing with the magnets that you could do as a kid? Those are definitely a little bushy. Well, here's a fun fact. At age 12, she got to marry this guy. This is Sajad Hydera. Also, her husband slash first cousin.

Now, this is an arranged marriage. By the time she's 17 years old, she was already a mother to a three-year-old son multiple accounts described the marriage as abusive and forced lots of essay no barbies for her carl she was not even allowed to go to the mall you know what she wasn't allowed to get like after school because she had to go do chores and shit made her clean a room you know all the classic child marriage tropes that we could think of yeah so

this is just a typical marriage that we're describing here in iran oh i mean it's outrageous is it's an outrage yeah yeah okay this is horrible this is absolutely terrible. I hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was 12 years old and she has to marry this guy who's like 30. And look at this dumb smile. Keep this picture in your mind, Carl. We're going to keep that up there for a minute. She decides she does not want to live this type of life. She wants out of there. And she escapes Carl. And she flees, makes it all the way to the haven of women's rights, the country of Turkey. Oh, perfect. She'll be fine. Yeah. She was trying to find safety from all the violence and the control that she endured but unfortunately her father and sajad here tracked her down and dragged her back to iran poor thing and on uh february 5th 2022 so jad said hey listen baby it's pretty humiliating for you to try to leave me you know i had to make my own dinner last week i had to go do the dishes i had to do a bunch of ladies work yeah it's fucked i'd you lady work 100 lashings i say uh so listen babe i don't know

Don't get too upset about this, but I'm going to need to restore some of my honor here. You know, I'm a man and you can't dishonor me like this. So that's when him and his weird brother held her down and chopped his 17-year-old's wife's head off with a knife. Oh. So they made it five years of what you're telling me. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's a good one.

I'm not done yet. What makes this especially disturbing, Carl, and why he gets my nominations, is because of what happens next. After he chops off his child wife's head, he decides, here's a fun picture, to walk around the streets, carried her head,

parading it, explaining to everybody how he was able to restore his honor after his wife tried to leave him. Oh, thank God. I thought he was going to fuck the throat hole. This is so much better.

Okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead, Vinnie. What did you do? He put her head out of stick, Carl, and marches through the streets.

Yeah. He's like posing for, He's literally posing for pictures for people with his dead wife's head and the knife walking through the fucking streets. Yeah, that's right. Kathy Griffin style. That's fucking horrible. Kathy Griffin style. Is that what you got the idea of, Rob?

Yeah. This was so actually heinous that people in Iran were upset about it. That is heinous. That's what I'm saying. This guy, he's like, uh, you guys can't do that. I mean, you can't chop her head off and paraded through the streets anymore. It's 2022, bro. Mm-hmm.

So he gets arrested after this. And by January 2023, and a radiant court sentenced him to eight years and two months in prison for this. What? Can you believe it? That seems excessive. That's how bad it was. A man was sentenced to eight years in prison for crime against a woman. You know what this is?

That's how bad this was that I ran. Not to bring it back to football, but this is their version of taunting. Right? They're like, they're like, look at it. We weren't even going to throw a flag on this one. You could murder your wife if she's a bitch. But you had a fucking parade her through the streets and show it off. Like that's, that's excessive.

Yeah. Excessive celebration. Excessive celebration. Yes. That's the name of this episode. Protests erupted. Hashtags like Mona Hed trended. And this reignited national conversations about child marriage, domestic violence and honor killings.

And the lack of any real protection for women. But here's what I'll fuck the part to me. Oh, bitch, bitch. Mona's family reportedly forgave him under Iraq's Kesis retribution laws. Okay. Which allows relatives to pardon the killer

and avoid the death penalty. So her family could have been like, yeah, this guy just chopped off my daughter's head and paraded through the streets out of stick. No one liked this bitch. Vinny, no one liked this bitch. Carl, he was whistling the bare necessities.

He's out there, it's just the bad necessity, like a fucking homo with a bindle. He's walked around with her head on a stick. You're making me like him. You're making me like him, Vinny. It sounds like this woman was a bitch. No, everyone wanted their dad, it sounds like. All she wanted to do was not be essayed.

She was a child shackled to this monster at 12 years old. So when you go to the creepoff.com, Or we go to patreon.com this week, please. Think of women's rights. I'm just kidding. Vote for me. Let's make this fun. You know, we haven't even talked about what we're celebrating today.

And one of the great things about the creep off. It is a Monday. We start your week off right with a holiday called Super Chat Monday. And people are celebrating that holiday with us. Let's start off with TMO 2288 became a YouTube member. Thank you. Welcome. Thank you.

Umg 082 thanks for the two bucks. May the 12th man rain. LG Hawks F the Pats, $2.00, Dan. I'm with you, man. I'm with you too. Let's go Hawks. Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Hawk up, whatever it is they say. Hunter Duke, thanks to the 499. Boys happy super chat Monday and go Pats. Gross. I'm so Carl for May. Stay warm and safe. All you beautiful creeps.

Thanks, Hunter Duke. Good to see you. Our friend, hell yeah, became a YouTube member. Thanks, Mahalia. Thanks, ma'allia. I'm setting a good example out there. That's right. Chris Primer, thanks for the 10th spot.

Our pal Opie has ducked superchats for two weeks now. I have spent $10 from alt accounts requesting Ron's PayPal. The only super chat he read today was some schmuck whining about his snowblower. No shit. All right. I have to report this into Mr. Adam Bush. We need to report on this on Wednesday's WATP. We're asking.

So I got an idea, Chris. Yeah. No, here's, you could probably find it. We know Ron's last name, right? He's pretty up front about it. Yeah, Ron Berman. Yeah. Just search it in PayPal.

Look for it. You might be able to find it. It's a pretty common name. I wouldn't do that. Just start sending guys named Ron. I know, right. It's better to give it to Opie. It's better to give it to Opie.

No, that's fucked up that Opie won't allow his PayPal address to get out there. He's actively suppressing that. That's messed up. Especially people are giving you money to get it. That's ridiculous. us. Joseph Collins, 628, thanks for the 499. Great news, Carl and Vinny, your favorite team, the pets are back in the Super Bowl? No, sir.

It's so annoying. It's so annoying. Carl, do you realize that the Patriots have won, or been to nine Super Bowls? Fired Bill Belichick, gone from four wins to 14 wins over multiple seasons, missed on a quarterback in the first round of the draft, and are now back in the Super Bowl, all in the span of the same time since the Dolphins' last playoff victory. That sounds right. That sounds about right. Jesus Christ.

I want to jump out of a window. I want to jump out of a fucking window. Why does anyone like football? Why do we watch it? Chris Totho, 198, Vinnie Carlino, bigger than Jesus. You got to love Vinny Carlino. Rumpel Trenchco, a Colombo, uh, Bop, a Colombo pod.

8 422, thanks to the two books. Carl brought a one-stop shopping kind of creep. That's true. He did. Kim Bowley, 911, thanks for the five bucks. Can we get a cow bikini who wore it best? We all know it was Carl.

I don't know about that. We definitely put a poll up for sure. Joseph Collins 628, thanks to the 499. Carl wins. We haven't even started collected votes yet there. Thank you, Joseph Collins. Fuck the lemons and bail. Thanks for the two bucks says hi me hell yeah

I getting some love She said nothing back Rumpled trench coat Thanks for the five bucks It would be really funny if after Carl's crew Vinnie presented a guy who racked up a lot of unpaid parking tickets Fuck the lemons and bail thanks for the two bucks Not for Vegas but loser shares browser history

That'd be funny That's funny That it's funny Select woman taft Hi fruits Vinnie you look stunning Oh Thanks I think it's a joke, buddy.

I hate to pound you when you're down, but I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. I don't look stunning because people generally, when I walk in the room, are like, oh, it's stunning. Yes, that's true, yeah. Darylick, Derek, thanks for the $1.99.

That's how you get ahead in your family life. Amen. I see you did there. Good to see you, Derek. Thanks for being here. All right. Are we ready to move on with the next second of the show? Sure are.

I can't wait to see calls Cockcamp. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause Cop Cam, lose all your rights, ruin your life. Dave Taff was being sincere, according to the chat. Just FYI. All right. Our Cop Cam today is brought to us by Boner Guy 69. sends in a lot of great suggestions.

And this one starts off because a woman who's driving around with her three children in the back and a guy in the passenger seat, she's got some expired tags. And so the police officer pulls her over to check on her driver's license and see what the deal is. If you pull up my video screen, here's where we begin. I don't have a lot of good news for you. They want your tag. back as well so I have to take that. Okay.

You have to park the car and follow over with the kids. Yeah, whatever you gotta do. So I'm parked in a safe and I'm gonna go. Yeah, yeah. So, give me a second to take the tag off and then we'll come back up here. I'll get you out of here, okay? I'll take it off. I'll take it off.

Please go have a seat. It's my car, I'll take it off. No, I did not ask you to get out of the car. Okay, and why you put your hands on me? Why do you put your hands on me? I did not ask you to get out. Have a seat. I can get out of the car if I need to.

I can get out of the car if I need to. She's super helpful, isn't she? She's like, oh, officer. She's trying to be helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get the license plate off for it. You're, you've already done too much. I got this. I feel like this capsule real control free, Carl.

Well, things escalate quickly with this because the police officer, as you probably know from watching a lot of these cop cam videos together, they want people to stay in the car. That's kind of one of the instructions. They often, like, yeah, no reason to get out of the car. Stay in the car, please. So he's not real thrilled she's back there being a helpful Helen right now. She's not looking for that. This is the last time I'm going to ask you.

Have a seat. I'm trying to get someone out of the car. Why are you putting? Don't you push your hands on me? I'm thinking for you. Get off of 18, please. You better take your hands off of me. Take your hands off of me.

Take your hands off of me. Take your hands off me. Whoa, so it's hard to see what's going on and all this melee. I promise we'll get caught up very shortly. Yeah. Isn't it odd? It started with, let me help you get that license plate off. And this is like, well, I'm just trying to grab some water out of the trunk. Like, you need to grab water on the truck right now. It's work on this license plate. It's kind of weird. Some weird explanations on why she needed to get involved.

I understand why cops get very nervous when people get close to him and aren't following instructions. Yeah. But, you know, man, this feels a little bit much. You think so? Feels a little bit much. I don't know what she's up to, but, you know, just for my gut, it feels a little bit much out of the gate. Let's see what happens. Well, if you want to know what she's up to, how about some kicking?

That's always a good thing when you're engaging with an officer of the law. They love it. Yep. Get your hands off of me. Get your hands off of me. I'm going to walk over there. Stop! Can you let me go?

Now, Vitty, you know this from being a professional wrestling fan. The problem with trying to land a kick is if the opponent grabs your foot, you're kind of fucked. You're in a compromise position there. But that's what I believe you give them the Inzigeri, which is when you flip it around and you kick it with your other foot in the head. that is the move she doesn't know that move she just not know that moves unfortunately she should pay more attention to uh the art of wrestling but i will say this carl i enjoy the boyfriend or the husband

whoever that is just back there crying going just calm down daniel we got kids what do we do it over here what it what it yeah so the boyfriend's trying to speak to talk some reasoning to her there's a bystander who comes by and wants to help out but um bini we can't ever watch a cop cam video these days without hearing someone say this all right so she can't breathe all right so she can't breathe she also was pregnant a couple of days ago well did you see the way he was holding her ankle yeah of course she can't breathe carl it doesn't make any sense but I also love the fact because later on she yells that she is pregnant currently, but then she was pregnant a couple days ago.

I guess that would be true. Calvertone's nailed it. He said, where to go? He said, I can't breed is what she meant. Oh, no, that's not the problem, actually. That's not the problem at all. Okay. So she decides this police officer as being quite unkind and also throws a accusation

at the police officers, these women often do. You are an unkind person. I guess that I will help you take off the time off of my car. You are unkind, racist, priest. I just want to. Name for these. Can you please? Can you please?

Yeah. I did not take the other. Yes, you did. I did not. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Although it wasn't captured on the body cam, as per the police report, Danielle slapped the glasses off the

officer's face, leaving him bleeding, then removed his radio and even tried stabbing him with his own pen. Did you see? So the other older guy who grabs her from behind, he, he has grabbed a pen out of her hand and said, you just stole this from the police officer. She was going at him with a pen to stab him in the eyeball. And this cop has got blown all over his face from this. Wildly necessary. I take everything back. Wildly necessary. Now, if I'm that cop, I take that ankle. And I flip it out from under it. I put her on her stomach. And that goes into just like a half crab.

And I just, a Boston crab, and I just hold her there. I can't believe you never became a cop, Benny. I can't believe it. It seems like you'd be really good. Fuck it. She's going to the ankle lock. The current angle ankle lock is what she's getting. All right.

So back. She tried to stab him, bro. Dude. It's not great. So backup arrives. He's bleeding You did You're on the ground

Now Get on the ground I fought the law I fought the law And the law one I would say I did it now Cops 2

Daniel I was so confused. I was so confused because you couldn't see the cop. But once you see the cop's face, that's why the boyfriend wasn't getting involved. He knew. He knew what was going on. He was watching. He was going Danielle, chill out. Now I get it. Wow. Yeah, this is, this is going to be serious. Cops do not like being assaulted. They get pretty pissed off about that sort of thing. And, uh, really, this is the worst part about all of us. Hey, guys. It's okay. Everything's going to be all right, guys. Okay. There's three

children in the back were crying. They're watching their mom trying to stab a police officer. And all they wanted to do is just take the tags off. They're going to, you know, impound to the car. They're going to have to get an Uber or something to get back home. That's all that was going to happen. This woman lost her mind. There's a weird thing that happens with people. It's a control thing. Like the cops say to her, hey, wait in the car. She doesn't want to do that. But then also he's there telling her, I'm impounding your car. You're going to. going to have to move it over here. You're going to have to do this. So her coming out there and just

like say no, I don't have to is her way of having a little bit of power. Right. And it was not a good choice. It was not the hill to die on there. No, we're going to find out why she behaved that way. But first, I called this clip going quietly. Let's see, she's probably learned her lesson, right? Do you have any weapons on you? Here, I'm going to tie you down so you can deal with the kid. Stop it. Stop it. You're fine. You're fine. He's going to get it out. You're fine.

Oh, she's a screamer. She is a screamer who also can't breathe at the same time, which is difficult to do. That's impressive. But many, you're wondering why things escalated so quickly and why she would behave the way that she did. Seems counterproductive. Well, the boyfriend will explain why. She's just Jamaican and crazy. I told her, I said, let the officer take the tag off the car.

She said, she wanted to take it. I said, no, let him take it off. A military. Let him take the damn tag off. Is she driving the car? I said, I don't know what's going off. You're either right? She was a Uber.

She's Jamaican. Oh. Why'd you say so? That makes sense, then. Jamaica is one of my favorite coffees. Wild. Wild. So, as I mentioned before, when you attack.

a police officer and you saw the guy is pretty well bloodied on the face, they're going to throw the book at you. And so the cops are just standing around like thinking about like, what are some of the potential charges we could rack up for this woman? I would charge her. I would have to entertain neglect or child abuse too doing that to the police in front of kids. The same as you're committing a violent crime, a felony with the children's brother, you know?

Yeah, why not? Throwing some child abuse charges. Just throw everything at her. I have a child abuse, bitchcraft. I mean, this, this white guy, by the way, who grabbed the pen away, he wanted to be a hero so badly. He was telling all the cops,

all the courageous things that he did. It's like, all right, buddy, relax. That's fine. I saved a kid from drowder once. It might as well get to that point. All right, so let's find out what the charges are. There's quite a list here, buddy. Okay.

The female was charged with battery on law enforcement officer, aggravated assault on law enforcement officer strong arm robbery criminal mischief resisting arrest with violence resisting arrest without violence depriving officer of communication child abuse and driving while license suspended nine charges she got from that little uh traffic stop hmm i'm pretty sure they're all going to stick too she did all that shit um well yeah i have a feeling that the uh judge is not going to take this one lightly. I have a feeling. I mean, the Jamaican crazy defense probably isn't going to go very

far. But you know, what are you going to do? All right. So anyway, thanks to Bonner Guy for sending in the crazy Jamaican Danielle and her fight with the police. Oh, man. Joseph Collins 628, thanks for the 10 bucks. My sister babysat kids for a Pat's linebacker, Vincent Brown. Hanging out with him, my dad, Thurman Thomas and Darrell Talley was insane. Oh, that's fun. that'd be a pretty cool barbecue. Thurmond Thomas, one of my favorite Miami Dolphins of all time. That's right. Good old Thurban Thomas.

They had a big year with them. He sure did. He sure did. Carl, you want to do some voicemails while we're here today? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Stay warm inside today.

No sense going out on the roads. Remember, in Syracuse, There's nothing worth going to anyway. See you in Syracuse. Good point. Wheel of consequence suggestion coming in, Carl. Okay. Hey, Carl, I've been listening for a long time.

I've been listening for a long time. Finally all caught up. For the last couple months getting it going. I wanted to propose a consequence idea, something I have not heard before. I think that next time either one of you go to L.A., you'll have to have a sleepover at Vito's just Walde's house. Thank you, fuck you, bye.

No, thank you. That sounds horrible. Should I sleep on that box of toys or that pile of toys over there or the cat shits? Where do you want me? So this Funko is my pillow? Cool. Great.

Thanks. more football talk from listeners. This is not crew property. It's more car related. But did I really hear the bills management say we would have kept McDermott if any coach have held onto that ball? Pretty much. He actually did.

And it was a terrible call. But they're like, well, we didn't fire McDermott after this game. So if the NFL correctly interpret the call, you're going to kicker coach. And now you're going to fire them. I hope you've freaking guys hired a Jeremy Dusty after this.

Firing the coach, I said it was a terrible decision, but they also had no clue like who's even out there. They're talking to Philip Rivers and even Philip Rivers is like, nah, I'm good.

We can't even get a guy to even take the interview. I know we already took the job, but we can't even get a guy who's coaching high school to watch this job. What the fuck were they thinking? Oh, man.

You have a word. San Dusky. I heard that guy knows how to finish. I have a voicemail for us. Now, we just did a bonus show. If you're on our YouTube channel or Patreon, you get bonus shows every Friday. We just had Johnny the audio engineer from The Dick Show was on

and we were doing a tour of India. And we had some interesting videos from him and some stories and our scum parade. And so this is some feedback from that. Yo, creepos. I was just calling because it

It's a cast, a cast system, not a class system. It's cast. I know. Familiar. C-A-S-T-E. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. It's what Carl had on a speaker's, man.

Jesus Christ, my buddy was over there, and he found himself telling his wife, who shut up a few days later not to handle baggage because there's people for that. Anyway, shit's wild over there. Sure is. Don't eat the street food. See you at school. Don't eat the street. Great, wrong show.

Fuck. Bye. Don't eat the hard candy either, as we learned from the bonus show. Ugh. I'm still reeling from that, Vinny. Yeah, give that one a watch, if you dare. We got another one coming in. Hey, Carl.

Hey, Vinny. This is Mr. Moonrock. I'm listening to the latest episode of about halfway through. And I noticed that Carl's creep said the dumbest thing ever that the people in his comic book ride and control dinosaurs like dog who the fuck rides a dog

wouldn't it have been horses fuck rob saw anyway that the honor girl sounds pretty hot I hope she hope she makes it

through the end of the story all right bye guys bad news got some bad news did you pause the episode in Colin sir

or how that sounds like it yeah it's not great all right podcast prophet hey boys podcast prophet here, Holy Spirit is once again speaking through me. So I've got an impersonation.

I don't do many, but this is Freddie Mercury if he was straight. Okay? Nothing really matters to me. Thank you. I'm so glad to be able to still perform for you this late in my life in the year 2026 of our Lord. You know, because of the gay stuff and AIDS. Anyways, what's going on to all you guys is much?

in recordings. Last couple of weeks, maybe three weeks, it's kind of a choppy, not horrible, but noticeable, kind of lagging a little bit and chopping up a little. I don't know. I don't know if you got noticed or not. Either way, I just thought I'd bring it up. Also, Carl, I disagree wholeheartedly. I think that was a good, clean catch, or interception, sorry.

It was just two boys playing fucking football, and one grabbed the ball out of the hands of the other one. You know, it's kind of like the WWE, and he'll get this reference, when And, you know, the rest let the guys get away with a little bit more, you know, shenanigans because it's a real big match, like a title match or something, or a huge rivalry. So you just, you know, you got to let the boys be boys. Anyhood, thank you, bye. The reason why the catch is bullshit. Obviously, he had possession while being down.

So the contact right there would end the play. But also, they refuse to look at it, which they really should have reviewed that and slowed that down. I've seen a lot of angles of that play since then that show Brandon Cooks has the ball on his back with a defender on top of him. That's the end of the play right there. He's down by contact. And we kick a field goal and we go into New England. That would have been a crazy game. If the Patriots had the home game yesterday and that snow, that would have sucked balls.

But the bills would have won and we'd be going to the Super Bowl. So that's all I have to say about that. So the Buffalo Bills have not been to the Super Bowl since 1994. Since then, the Patriots have gone to nine Super Bowls. They have worked six. All right. All right. They drafted Bob Brady.

They fired Ballicheck, retired, went forwards, missed out of quarterback, and are in the fucking Super Bowl again. Really? Do you have done with voicemails? Murder Suicide Pact? Yes, I do. I do. I hate the Patriots so much.

Do you love... You are, boys. Yeah, it's a shitbeard the pirate and each trusty parrot. I'm a racist. Yeah, I'm a racist. Shut up, boy, you'll get us demonetized. Anyways, you know how pirates wash their clothes, what detergent they use? Tide.

Yeah, ha, ha, ha. Bye. I liked the parrot. Give them the parrot. That was fun. Listen, Shep beard. You need better jokes.

Like that whole Freddie Mercury thing, do that with that voice. That'd be fun. I got nothing. Carl, I got a video for us. Can you present? Can you let me present real quick?

Yeah. There's a podcast called Russell Me. They have almost 53 subscribers on YouTube. Are familiar with Russell Me? So far, so good. Okay. So apparently when we had Doug from Who's Right on WTP recently.

He was looking at shows that were beating us in Patreon and decided those are the ones that we'd review. And Russell Me was won ahead of us on the Patreon rankings. But Doug, listen to it and goes, it's boring. And they just talk about wrestling. So there's no reason to do that. So we reviewed a different show instead. Well, I've had a number of people who are fans of the show reach out to me, including Fiatra, who sent this to me and said, wow, these people are not only ahead of you on Patreon,

but they're taking shots at you. Check this out. And I had a quick look at Rochester, and Rochester is in upstate New York, seen as being a very, very nice place to live, once known as Flower Town, because a lot of America's flour came from there in the 20s, or late 1800s. I found out their food speciality, Pete. It's called the Garbage Plate. Oh dear, this sounds like just a lot of things.

Is it like a Monty Box? Slightly, yeah. It's macaroni salad, home fries, and two hot dogs or cheeseburgers topped with mustard, onions, and their famous meat hot sauce. But it's called a garbage plate. some fucking pride it's just like Rochester pigs it's like the French dip in it oh well we had in California it's got a classy name it's got yeah it's not called piss water you know a garbage plate a garbage what your garbage plate

anyway they did a good job with the uh B roll on that I didn't listen to the word I was hungry all know what a garbage plate is now you want to meet up for garbage plays after this yes absolutely done and done maybe some maybe some blood fucking Brits. All right. They should not be commenting on food ever. Right. We're going to boil everything and tell everybody else how to eat.

Thanks. Can we put down some salt and pepper on there or some spices? Definitely not. Okay. No. No. It needs to be as boring and as bland as the royal family. That's the way we like our food here in England. Merry old England.

I believe it is time for the Scum parade, Carl. Let's do it Scum parade Take me on a raid Of these fuck charades That these creeps have made Scum parade

Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade Gunger Man

This is a Giovanni Primo Blunt. He's 19 years old of Poolville, Texas, Carl. And he was arrested on Sunday, January 18th. This 19 year old is a McDonald's employee. Shocker. And he came up with a great little scheme to make himself some extra money at his job. Let me tell you what this fucking asshole was doing. When customers would come through to pay and they would give them their card, he would tap their credit card on a personal device, fraudulently charged. an extra $10 to $20 per transaction. He had like a square reader. This kid's an entrepreneur. Give him his own store.

That's awesome. Good for him. It's smart. This is like, you know how Chad Zumach has zero creativity? Mm-hmm. Like, Chad sees a credit card and goes, I'll just take that and use it.

Where this guy sees a credit card and just goes, I'll just take 10 or 20 bucks out of it. And I'll just play the numbers game. That's great of thinking. Sure. but here's the problem with that, Carl. Everything that he did is wildly traceable. Oh, right, because it's probably being deposited in his account.

Correct. When it goes directly to your bank account, it's probably going to get caught and found out. So they noted that the money was routed to an account not under his control. Investigators believe Blunt allegedly obtained approximately $680 before being caught. Okay. That's not that good of a scheme. You're just an idiot. I don't know, man.

That sounds like a lot of hours for working at McDonald's. He didn't have to work if he had kept the money, obviously. That's like a thousand hours at McDonald's, I believe, $700 if you're employed there. He was initially charged with property theft between $100 to $750 is retained in Parker County jail and a $30,000 bond. And they actually upgraded his charges after they determined he used this personal device for more than 50 transactions. he's now being charged with fraudulent use of possession or identifying information on more than 50 items. So they're throwing the book at this stupid kid, which I'm fine with. No fuck around at the drive-thru, kid.

There's in this article, there's financial safety tips where they talk about how to not get ripped off. How about this? How about do the fucking math in your head? If you order McDonald's food and it comes out $20 more than you expected to, look at the receipt. How are people this dumb? So I had somebody break into my account 10 years ago. Yeah. And my bank said to me, here's what you do.

Because I didn't, I immediately reported it because I looked at my account and went, wow, there's a bunch of charges here that aren't me. They said what you should do is set your account to send you a link or just like a little text anytime you spend any money over a penny in your account. And you get just a little text message. Boom. Okay. So if I went through the drive-thru and I tap and it was like eight bucks for whatever. it was. I get a thing says you spent $8.40 in McDonald's. And then if this kid tried to do it, I would have gotten a second text that said, uh, you spent $20 on Giovanni fucking Bruno's

only fans or whatever the fuck he was charging this money to. There's only one problem with that, Vinnie. What? You've never in your life only spent $8.40 at McDonald's. It's a wild exaggeration, sir. Let's pretend you just get one happy meal. Sure. I'm sure that's what Let's pretend I healed the sick. Let's pretend I walked on water. Right, exactly. Not buying it. Fair enough.

Hey, listen, I want to do a update on a creep we talked about a few months ago back in October. This guy's name is Wellington Delano Dickens the 3rd. Do you remember him? Well, well, Wellington. I do remember this guy. Yeah. It was one of the most proper names I've ever heard for an absolute scumbag criminal. he's the guy who murdered all five of his children called the police and basically this was the quote

i killed my children it's a lot to explain but in a nutshell it's all my fault yeah it's probably on me this one guys did the devil tell me to do it sure but i could have said no he placed the bodies of four of his kids in the trunk of his car and uh the three-year-old he still kept around unharmed so he had five kids and he murdered four out of the five of them uh Dickens allegedly told authorities that another child was buried in the woods. So they went and found that kid too. The one-month-old Riley died shortly after Dickens had moved to the home. But Dickens did not alert authorities about the death.

He allegedly wrapped the infant plastic or paper and buried him behind the house. So there's a lot of dead kids here, Carl. A couple in the trunk in the backyard. And then one that for some reason he liked he kept alive. Now, the reason we're bringing this story back up is because a really weird piece of information got dropped this week about it. So all of these children are dead. And the police came and executed a search warrant for all of his electronic devices

and everything like that. And what they were able to piece from the timeline from around these killings is during that time, this guy was just cruising on Grindr and having dudes come over. Like he's got, he just finished burying the one kid. He's like, I could really, you know, use some fucking dick right now. he's just jumping on there. It's to me, one of the craziest things in the world

to be that fucking horny when you're just murdering multiple children. Well, hold on a second, Vinnie. I would think that killing children isn't that much fun. It's probably a chore, right? So you want to have a little recreation. Well, you want to have a little recreational time,

a little me time, you know? And you're like, ah, kind of wouldn't mind getting my dick sucked right now. That'd be fun. So you get on Grindr and make that happen. I don't see why this is a problem. I mean, it's, not but it's just fucking really adds a layer of creepiness so this guy's just fucking all around

the dead kids yeah i mean you got to get a pretty horny guy who can um deal with that smell and still want to lick your balls because there are a decomposing bodies in the garage but other than that's fine oh all right well i just thought everybody who would like to know that that's uh that happened let's talk about another creepy pervert shall i all right This is Craig Cardella. He is a 60-year-old landlord from New Jersey. Are we his cross-eyed fuck? Guilty?

Did you want to hear what the charges are first? Nope. Guilty, Your Honor. He is charged with the following things after a grand jury indicted him. 17 counts of first-degree kidnapping, 18 counts of third-degree aggravated criminal sexual contact, 18 counts of third-degree invasion of privacy, 18 counts of third degree endangering and fourth degree stalking.

Why did this happen, Carl? Because apparently he was renting out rooms in his house and waiting for his tenants to go to sleep. And that's what he would sneak into the gentleman's rooms and chloroform them and play with their weeners. Imagine waking up and he was like, hey, I know you. You look really for, it's got to suck. Then it was Schmiel Buckman.

What are you doing? It's not real buck, man. I'll dare you. I stole that from the chat. Sorry. That was Josh from Jersey. Made me laugh. So, prosecutor said he assaulted two victims who rented rooms in his

manfield home. Investigators found that each victim was assaulted over several months. And these guys didn't realize it. According to the authorities, the reason why this all came to late, it was because one male victim came forward in December of last year. He told the Mansfield police that he woke up in the middle of night to find Cardiff. Della in bed with him. According to the criminal complaint, at first he looked down and thought it was his own penis because of how bald and cross-eyed this guy was. And then he realized, oh, my God, it's the landlord. Yeah. It's creepy. And he woke up and he said that he had placed a silicone mask over his mouth and nose. He smelled an odor coming from the mask that he described as smelling like permanent markers. The complaint statement said that he felt groggy and terrified and pretended to be asleep. He gave it the old.

sip, sip, sip, sip. Well, this guy's down there playing with his dick in the middle of the night. Oh, God. That's fucking crazy. You get up, right? What the fuck are you doing? I'm not paying rent that month. You know what I mean?

I'm like, look it, buddy. Gas, grass, or ass, all right? You know how I paid this month. Cardala was molesting the manned prosecutor said. Investigators later searched the Mansfield residence and found a safe located in his closet. Inside the safe are two bottles filled with chloroform, prescription sleep, medication, medical mass, and the camcorder prosecutor said, authority said that Cardella used the chloroform to stop their entrance from waking up

and the camcorder to film his crimes. That's how they figured out that this guy did it so many times. Putting all of the evidence in one place is very convenient. It's got to make the police work very easy. Like, oh, here's all the proof right here. Cool. Fucking insane. I never want to go to an Airbnb ever again.

Unless you're in case where you're some nice homes you can run out. I heard there's some that are conveniently located, centrally located by gas stations and publics. You can't beat it, man. You know, you want to get something from the convenience store, fill up your tank. It's all right there. Carl, I don't want to get too much into WATV here, but I did watch that clip yesterday of them laughing at the gas station going up by your house. Is that the worst acting you've ever seen in your life? Is Keanu retarded?

Like literally. Is she a retard? I think she's just forcing that laughter. I don't think she knows what to do. I don't know. Forcing that laughter. Yeah. I mean, there was nothing funny going on.

Let's watch it again. There's a gas station being built. It's crazy. Are they going to have Red Bulls? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, I don't. I want to interview her. I want to have her on my show and just go,

Keanu, what's going on here? Can you explain yourself? By the way, since we're talking about it, quick plug for Point-Dapelpoint today, which is on Shulie's channel, we will have Miss Judy on the show today. Judy's returned to Point-Daplepoint. I heard that John washed his hands of her.

Yes, she is dead to him. Wow. That's a shame. That's a shame. She looks great in the bikini. That is Judy. She does. A very lovely, lady. And I like your commentary too. Should we send her a cow bikini, Vinny? Yes. I'll be glad to

address. Well, you have her. Let's go. I'll send her. I'll send her selfie stick too. Danny, send her the selfie stick. You're not using it. Um, all right. Beep tripping says jugs, Judy. I'll remember, I'll remember that for the show today. I'm stealing that one, beef drippings. Um, ladies and gentlemen, no, that is not dusty roads. That is Amanda, Wixen, 56 from Tweaksbury, UK. And she is facing prison after holding a woman captive for more than two decades in appalling circumstances on her property. The woman was not allowed any opportunities to leave.

And the victim was compelled to care for her kids. She made her be her slave. Now, the weird thing is, the person that she kidnapped and held there was a secondary school friend of her child who she took in the kid needed a place to stay and she was like oh well you can't leave now watch the kids i'm going to applebee's yeah she pretty much abducted this girl when she was a teenager and then kept her for over 25 years as a slave it's pretty fucking wild officers found the prisoner at wixon's address after her son turned her in Yeah, finally, finally one of the kids, by the way, there's 10 kids, which I don't know who's fucking this monster, but whatever, there's 10 kids.

So finally, one of the kids is just like, hey, is everyone else have a slave in their house who they don't let leave and don't let bathe or anything? No, that's, that's weird, right? That's what I thought. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to tell the authorities about this. When officers arrived following a tip out from one of Wixen's sons, the victims told police, I don't want to be here. I don't feel safe. Mandy hits me all the time.

I don't like it. I haven't washed for years. She doesn't let me. I feel like that's, you know, if you're going to have someone living in your house for 25 years, at least you'd want them to take a shower, right? Especially if they're watching the kids. Like, do you really need a monster, a disgusting, stinky, toothless monster bringing your children up? Seems like a bad idea.

Oh, man. The court heard social services were involved with the family in the late 90s, but no one caught any of this. There were no records of any contacts since the women also had no medical or dental records and was missing all of her teeth. when the cops found this woman. She was filthy, all of her teeth were gone, and she was like in this tiny little garbage room and was just, you know, they let her out to do chores and shit.

Yeah, that's what she was doing. Clean everything. You can clean everything but yourself. Right. The rules. Could you imagine being the slave woman? And you're like, you're brought in to raise these kids and watch after these kids.

And you find out she just got pregnant for the 10th time. Like, what? the fuck another 18 years of this shit god damn it could you just imagine being locked in this place like starting as a child that's some real fucking mental damage that's done to this to this poor girl so i would imagine this monster gets thrown in a wood chipper with her a fucking dust and roads haircut how is this is this is a crazy story i have not i mean i don't follow this kind of stuff but is this a big deal so the woman got out in 2021 and this is just fine finally going to trial now.

So we don't know what's going to happen to her. But we'll keep an eye on it. All right. We'll keep an eye on it. Carl, this has been a weird episode today. But I got to tell you. We have like a weird lagging.

We have like a weird lag thing going on. Our timing's been off because of that. Is it my internet? Is it your internet? Is it a stream yard? What's going on? I think it's just I'm a bad co-host. Oh, you know what?

I should have included that in my list of potential problems. Yeah. Good point. Hey, let's check out. People are still celebrating Super Champ Monday, which I very much appreciate. Well, we don't want to miss out on that. We don't.

Rumpel Trenchcoat says, I was pregnant two days ago. I'm still pregnant, but I was two days ago also. Right. The Mitch Hedberg pregnancy. O.G. Lazy 420. Kevin say S.J. makes film with Young.

Do we think S.J. will strike now. So, hold on. Kevin Brennan says Suthering John makes films with young. I don't know what that means John's been threatening to DMCA strike Kevin Brennan I know that he does it a lot to Shulie

Yeah he seems to just be doing it to Shulie right And Cardiff He did he do it to anybody else Um Hmm He struck me a while ago, not recently Yeah, I don't know Oh J too he struck

Oh and I think I think also Liquid Cripted he struck as well because now that channel is only on rumble which is great by the way I gotta go find it I'm sorry that that shit keeps happening to everybody yeah god's made with that it's not great sorry pal well everybody I hope you're staying warm we're going to be back on Friday with a brand new bonus episode don't forget the Danny asked me anything please submit your questions the weirder the better we appreciate it And we will see you next week. Remember, until then, it's nice to be important.

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