The Creep Off - Episode 299: Don't F- with Officer School Marm

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Since Karl & Vinnie can’t seem to shut up about football on this episode, they make their nominations for the biggest creep to ever play in the Super Bowl. Plus, we take your voicemails, dive into a fresh installment of Karl’s Cop Cam—where we meet a very unassuming officer who absolutely loses her shit—and roll out a brand-new Scum Parade featuring recent stories of criminals behaving badly across the country.Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: https://www.wftv.com/news/local/osceola-county/man-arrested-performing-sex-act-with-vacuum-cleaner-kissimmee-resort-officials-say/24FVM3DZPZFCFLPJDB2ZWXO3SI/https://nypost.com/2026/01/30/us-news/sicko-busted-a-third-time-for-allegedly-pretending-to-be-disabled-to-get-diaper-changed/https://www.timesnownews.com/crime/woman-stages-road-accident-to-inject-hiv-virus-into-ex-lovers-wife-in-andhra-pradesh-what-happened-next-article-153503650https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-needed-to-kill-someone-pizzeria-supervisor-grew-fixated-on-female-worker-killed-male-employee-he-believed-was-pursuing-her/The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 4 visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hello Creepos, welcome to another edition of The Creepoff. Did you know that if you're a fan of the Creepoff, you will be able to see the show live at Hackomania 3, Hack to the Future, in Fabulous Las Vegas? Well, you mean like you and I will actually be there physically in the room? That's right. Wow. We're going to be there and we're going to do this nonsense for people where they can judge us in person. And we're both monsters, so we're really putting a lot on the line. What a special treat that we're putting our stuff.

out there for these people. I hope they take advantage of them. I hope they realize what great guys we are. I didn't say that. You disagree, do you? I do. Hackamedia.com promo code creep. For 10% off your tickets, we'll see you April 10th from Las Vegas. Can't wait. Let's start the show. You're listening

to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. These type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

This is very disrespectful. Disgusting, vomiting thing. Oh, Lola. Creepos. Welcome to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. I am the more fuckable host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in studio, it's hot cucka, Carl. Congratulations on that moniker, my friend. What an episode on Friday. We'll get to do that momentarily, but I want to thank everyone for showing up and hanging out

with your favorite true crime show, The Creepoff, where everything's a contest. We are currently in a heated competition. Each week, we present who we present. Who we present who we we think it's the biggest creep in a certain category than you go to patreon.com slash the creepoff and vote for who you thought brought it. We then tally those votes. The person who won that week gets a point. And once someone gets to five points, they win the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences.

And Vinnie, today is a game point day. I'm up four to three, which means if I got more votes than you did for last week's episode, you'll be spinning the wheel of consequences today. I don't feel good about it, Carl. The wheel is, you know, test. I'm casting a heavy shadow over my shoulder today. It's looming over you. I see that right there.

It looks great. Now, there's only one person who could tell us who won, and that is our results, girl, who has a brand new stinger brought in by our pal Mr. Magenta. Here we go. How now brown cow, it's Danny Danny. She got a great ass. Look at that body utterly amazing. My penis can only get so erect.

Don't stop now. Just post more Danny. We need more Danny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. I came at my pants.

Songs over. Hey, Danny. Welcome back to the creep off. We missed you. I missed you guys too. What an insane thing to inspire. You are Mr. Magenta's muse. Yes.

Very impressive. I love him. Danny is the most popular girl in school right now after our AMA on Friday. She was very revealing about what she's been up to in the past with certain boyfriends and things. And it's wild. I'm going to encourage people to check that out. Also, if you go to patreon.com slash the creepoff and you sign up, not only do you get to see that episode, but the bikini picks, the cow bikini picks that have dropped

and are officially available now for you creepos. And can I say the reviews on those? top notch Mr. Bajenzal liked it He sure did He made a whole mess And everything I was able to get my dick

Out of my pants fortunately Oh man That's a that's an amateur move I can't look Danny in the eyes anymore No No But you know it was We learned a lot

We learned a lot Yeah I'm still replaying a lot in my head We know We know Carl So Danny Our Queen Could you please let us know

who won last week's episode and please say it was me so I don't have to spend the fucking wheel. Of course, of course. Okay, we had the biggest creep in Iran and it's over 70% of the vote. Okay. The winner is Carl.

Yes! Yes! That ain't funny. This is exciting. This would be my second win in a row. He's the creep. Off comeback king Club his foot I've ever seen

Watch him rock a cowggy string Makes my eyes sting Carl's the comeback king Vinny Spinney, it is official Vinny Spinney happening at the end of the show today Go eat a plate of poop Carl All right, we'll do buddy Why am I celebrating something?

Apparently, Danny, thank you again for being great. Where could everybody find you? On Instagram at Danny Desolation. We'll see there. Danny, have you had any creepos reach out to you since the AMA on Friday? No, not on Instagram.

The comments and stuff on the show and everything were really great, though. Nice. That was very fun. You were very entertaining and very forthcoming. We appreciate that. Thank you. You're awesome. All right.

Well, thank you, Danny. We'll see you again. I will never drive by a church without checking out the roof from now. Oh, dude, always. I'll always go out on that roof up there. Anything? Not this time. I'll check it next time. All right. We'll see you. See you next time. We got to keep moving because there's a lot going on today. We have a contest. And now apparently I have to spin the fucking wheel.

I love it. Well, there's somebody else joining us. When we get to that part in the show, I'll probably get up and walk over there just because that's what I'm used to doing. It's going to be really weird. I get to just sit here and watch it happen, huh? I'm not thrilled about it. That's fucking awesome. All right. But Carl, there's a. a brand new sheriff

in town. Oh, yeah? There's someone who is in charge of the consequences, and she has a brand new jingle, too, sent in by her buddy hockey. All right now, boys and girls, we've got another story for you now. We want to introduce

to you another friend of the Bible. My hell yeah. And that one just cuts off all of a sudden, so... Yeah, buddy! My hell yeah. Glad to have you back. It's not my hell yeah. I'm good to see it. Hello. Hi, guys. Good to see you. Good to be here. When's your AMA coming up? That's a great question. We'll have to wait and see post-Hackomania, because we have other things to look forward to first.

Maybe at Hackamania. Look at you rocking the Seahawks. Sure, go Hawks. Yes, absolutely. Super Bowl weekend. Now, Mahalia, you are now the keeper of the consequences. And here is what's currently on the board. If you want to take us through these, here they are. This is what's currently on. on the wheel. Here they are. Yes. First, we have winner's choice. $100 to

the podcast hitman. Watching the totally rosy watch-along podcast. Love it. Watching Joker 2, not once, not twice,

but thrice. Oh. Date with a blow-up doll. Little stinker on Fremont Street. Dinner with a listener or

pass the spin. I think. We got to take number four off. Is that still on there? Yeah, nobody's done it yet. I did. You watched The Joker three times? Yeah, that was one of my costume artists.

Did you? Yeah, I did it live. It's probably still on my YouTube channel. Bro, I don't remember that. You don't remember that? No. Oh, my gosh, I complained about it. The movie is atrocious.

It's so bad. Yeah, I don't, I guess you did because there's no way you would have actual thoughts on it. If you didn't see it. Tim Dillon is the steals the movie. I mean, he's the best part of that movie. The rest of it is just a, giant pile of crap all right what do we really sucks what do we want to put in there are there any suggestions that might be able to slide in there my hell yeah oh we have lots of

suggestions um we have lots of suggestions i want to save a lot of them for hackamania um but i can't say that we haven't had valuable suggestions flowing in um i think it's so hard to pick because there's just so many well throw a couple out there we'll we'll pick for you yeah we'll decide. A loser has to get dual citizenship with Canada. Okay. I saw the comments they have to attend an ice protest. That'd be fun. I'd want to go to Minneapolis.

I'm going to have one outside on fucking Friday. They're going to have one Friday? Yeah. You want to attend that and stream it? Bro, you don't know. It's added to the wheel. You don't know what's going on on Friday, Saturday? No, what's going on Friday and Saturday?

We have Ben Bank is booked. Oh. and he just made some national news this week. Oh. For making a joke. I'll be honest with you. Like, I've met Ben. He's a nice guy, but he made a real bad joke.

What was the joke? I'll put it to you this way. Renee Good. She got shot in the face. Yep, yep, yep. That's what I said when I found out. Good. Oh, that's not a good joke.

No. Nope. So, yeah. I'll be in Atlantic City, so have fun. Yeah. Should I pay? put go to an ice per go to the ice protest and protest the Carlson. I think we should add it cold.

That's funny. Okay, what else we got? Are we looking for the hackamania consequences or just something to add to the wheel? Something to add to the wheel. Yeah, if you got anything good. Let's see here. I just want to make sure. Didn't we have go to a WMBA game on there too?

You did at one point, yeah. That season's still going. on right i think it just i think it starts soon yeah probably doesn't even yeah you think they could play a full season they can't play a whole game good point he's just making half court oh my god listen to kiki for an hour just make it horse uh oh that's that's rough we have from our pal chris stodder um a stuttering john power hour so one shot of beer every 60 seconds and a live stream all with clips of stuttering john oh geez that

that could get rough. It would get dangerous. I don't drink. Yeah. So like 60 ounces of beer. Even more fun. Yeah, that'd be a problem. I do the power hour just for funsies.

I don't think it would kill me. And I'd probably have to say a lot of things. I don't know. It could. It could. Okay. Not much John exposure could just kill all those brain cells. OJ still hasn't recovered from it.

Yeah. He's still on the shelf. I'll go with ICE protest. That's fine. I'll go to an ice protest. I'll stand out there. That'll be funny. People will love to see.

You have to go one of the ones where it's like snowing and freezing out. Go stand out in the cold. We'll not get above freezing where we are anytime soon. It's very cold in the Northeast. The nice thing about that is I could probably schedule that pretty easily. There's a bunch of those happening around here. They're everywhere, yeah. We got to do something fun, though, Adda.

You can't just be there. You got to be like pro ice or something, right? Can I pick the sign that you carry? No. Can I pick the sign? Yeah, Carl gets to make the side. Are you really good? You're going to get me fucking murder.

No. No. Why do I feel like if this was the other way around, you'd love this idea? Maybe, but no. Bro, they're fucking shoot people in the head. Let me tell you something. I didn't say a clash with the play. You're on their side.

What if some lady gets thrown down in front of me and I go to help her up and next thing you know, I'm like looking at my own brains. And then we'll do the host the co-host the, co-host the, the creep-off contest. Host versus. Who's the biggest creep in the dabbleverse? New show coming to everybody. So, okay, I'm not letting you pick the sign.

Do we have any other options there, Mahalia? Give me one more good option. I know. I had them all organized, and then I lost it. We're not going to feel up Ava. That'd be too rewarding. Feel up Ava.

What are you insane? That'd be too rewarding. Those fucking tinnies are on point. Yeah, Ava doesn't deserve the honor. Hmm. I'm sorry. I had them all organized and then I lost it. I'm going to the chat here. I love a parade. Do do do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

All right, that's all the time I can fill for us. All right. Give Ava a BJ. Get out of here. No. Fuck out of here. All right. Ice protest, it is. But I think we have to flush it out a little bit. All right.

Well, me hell, yeah. Were there any of these that people suggested for hackamania that we just absolutely will not do that are pretty ridiculous? I have a few options here that we're a little bit out there. We have this one comes from Jared. He says the loser has to talk like slobbering Juan for the remainder of hackomania. Yeah. I mean, that's not happening. I thought that was fun.

I might do that anyway. From my old pal D.P., winner gets to sign the biggest tits in the audience at Hacomania, and loser cannot look. Oh. Probably just going to be some dudes. Yeah. The biggest tits will be melting. Good points. I didn't know how Lucy Typox would feel about that.

So I just didn't know if that would be happening. Cardiff Electric tattoo on your ass. No, thank you. That's actually pretty funny. get a card of tattoo OJ tattoo would be even worse But oh man All right

Any more, Mahalia? We also had We also had from Adam Loser wears a chastity belt Winner has the key And gets to decide How long they wear the chastity belt for That's gay

Definitely not Definitely passing on that one I will never give Carl Oh sorry about that My dog just He's not getting the key Yeah Carl will never have the key To my dick

sorry that just ain't happened I didn't want it I know probably for the best all right all right mahalia we will see you very soon thank you we're going to people send in suggestions we have other suggestions I was going to say yes please we appreciate all the suggestions

that have come in so far I do want to know for those of you that have sent links I'm having trouble opening those so please just be descriptive in your suggestions don't open the links Malia don't open the links to these people I'm a little worried about that But please send your creepoff consequence ideas to creepoff consequence ideas at gmail.com.

All right. Beautiful. Thank you, Malia. Great to see you. Thank you. Great job. All right. Our cup flows over here at the creep off.

It really is. It's amazing what we have. And you know what? Today is Groundhogs Day, which is the name of one of my favorite primates songs of all time. But more importantly, it's Super Chat Monday and Labrne Mystic coming in for 13 months. I know I know. I've got like a half hour worth of voicemails to leave. The loss of WTS just threw me off my game.

See, John? Very your excuses. Yes, there's other excuses you can have. Labarmistic, you rule. And he gifted five creep-off memberships. And I want to thank him for that. For those of you, got those enjoy them. Yeah.

Captain Cheese, thanks for the 499. Vinnie Spinney is attending ICE protest on the board. It is now, my friend. It is now, Captain Cheese, thank you. Labarmistic, thanks for the Fiverr like you wasn't expecting it. any the wheel was already behind you carl got to add that shirt with i'm the biggest fan and your picture on it oh if you had to wear a shirt with my picture on it and it said that you're a fan of mine that that'd be a funny um sure but it's gonna be the cow bikini picture oh

or that one of you from your lincoln everything's a fucking monkey paw is there a good picture you no there never has been everything's a fucking monkey paw yeah you know remember that i'm like oh this is going to be great and the back wires on it Remember that. Remember every time you win. You'll lose eventually. You'll get yours. I know. Labromistic, thanks for the two bucks. Kiki is a guest on your show and you have to be nice. Yeah, that's impossible. No, thank you. All right. How can we possibly book a talent like that? She's probably very busy. Our good pal, hell yeah, reminded us earlier that it is Super Bowl week, and that's why this week's competition is the biggest creep who's ever played in a Super Bowl. Carl, are you ready? Let's go.

I'm going to reset the scores here because now it is a zero-zero game. You never did give me the satisfaction of seeing the number five next to my name, but it's okay. Okay, look quick. I let it slide. Yeah, baby. Shit out of here. Someone screenshot that for me. All right, very good.

We're starting to new. It's zero-zero, and I'm going to start this off by presenting to you who I think is the creepiest creep to ever win a Super Bowl. Now, keep in mind, everybody, that we did. have to eliminate Aaron Roder, or Aaron Hernandez because we did already use him. Yeah. So it is not Aaron Hernandez. It's not Aaron Hernandez. Yes.

Creepiest Super Bowl contestant who isn't Aaron Hernandez. And I bring you Darren Sharper. I bet you remember Darren Sharper? Sure do. Played with the Packers on some good teams. Won the Super Bowl with the Saints. He was a safety five-time Pro Bowl player, potentially a future Hall of Famer. And then things went a little south after his playing career ended.

If you want to play my clip number one, I'll let ABC News report on the facts of this one. A Super Bowl champion, Darren Sharper, who played for the New Orleans Saints for Green Bay from Minnesota. Tonight, a much different image from the courtroom, accused of being a serial rapist, cases involving nine women across four states. ABC's Ryan Smith with what he said in court today and the sentence. Tonight, former NFL superstar Darren Sharper is a convicted felon, agreeing to. to plea deals for drugging and raping women in multiple states. So what this guy is up to, this is wild. This guy is the Bill Cosby of NFL football players.

He is going around to clubs and he's bringing Xanax and Valium and Ambien. He's bringing anything that'll knock you out and he's putting it right in your drink if you're a sexy lady. And he's doing it all over the country as well. He pled no contest. My clip number two explains what happened. The five-time pro-bowler and Super Bowl champion with the New Orleans Saints pled no contest in Los Angeles this afternoon to raping two women he met in bars in 2013 and 2014. Earlier today, he pleaded guilty to sexual assault counts in Arizona by VideoLink

and was sentenced to nine years in prison. Authorities have charged Sharper with nine rapes in four states, all allegedly committed after his playing days. They say time and again he slipped drugs like Zolpidim, also known by its brand name Ambien, into his victim's drinks after a night out, then assaulting them while they were unconscious. So he's one of these guys who likes banging the sleepy ladies. See, that's the thing that I don't like about this. You would think that an NFL player can, you know, get pretty much anyone, he's got a ring.

You flash that Super Bowl ring at the club. He's got money. He was a pro bowler. He could definitely get some hot pieces of ass. and willing to. The fact that what he would rather do is knock them out is what makes it absolutely disgusting and fucked up. It's very Bill Cosby-esque. Yeah.

We're like, this guy has all the power and fame and his beloved, but he'd rather fuck girls while they're unconscious, which is wild. It makes him a giant creep in my opinion. Agreed. You know, he played for College of William and Mary. And in 1996 as a senior, he was the Yankee Conference Defensive Player of the Year after intercepting, 10 passes on the season. He finished his college career with a school record 24 interceptions. And unfortunately, after he pled guilty, he was removed from the college of William and Mary Athletics Hall of Fame.

You think he ever went back there once? Just once. I mean, this was like the biggest guy that ever came out of that college. And they're like celebrating them there. And then they're like, oh, I guess we got to take that off. Now, in contrast, look at what the Buffalo Bills have in their stadium. O.J. Simpson's still on the Wall of Fame. That's nice.

I do like that. It's nice that they keep him up. Although the conviction did not disqualify his pro football Hall of Fame eligibility, Sharper never progressed beyond nomination in the voting process, much like Bill Belichick. People are like, nope, this guy sucks. We're not voting for him. Checks out.

But listen to this. Oh, he got a job in 2012 for the NFL network as an analyst. Okay. That lasted until 2014 when he was convicted. March 18, 2011, two women filed a criminal complaint against Sharper with the Miami Beach Police Department alleging they were sexually assaulted after passing out in Sharper's condo on its couch

and waking up finding their underwear missing. On February 2nd... He's a panty feet too? He steals the panties too. Oh, no. On February 2nd, 2013, Sharper was accused of helping drug a woman who was working as a model at a pre-severable party in New Orleans

and was consequently raped by Sharper's good buddy Brandon Licardi. On September 23rd, 2013, uh, Sharper was accused of raping a woman in New Orleans. New Orleans. The next month, he was accused of drugging and raping two women in New Orleans. One of the victims filed a report with the New Orleans Police Department.

October 30, 2013. Sharper was accused of drugging two women and raped one of the women in Los Angeles after meeting them in a West Hollywood nightclub and bringing them back to his hotel room. November of 2013, Sharper after meeting three female Arizona State University students in Tempe, Arizona, was accused of raping and drugging two of them. Both women immediately underwent assault examinations within 12 hours of the assault. and found a police report with the Tempe Police Department. January 14th, 2014, Sharper after meeting two women in a West Hollywood nightclub and taking them back to his hotel room was accused of drugging them and raping one of them.

Both Vitches reported the incident. January 50, 2014, after meeting two women and a man in the nightclub in Las Vegas. Sharper was accused of drugging all three. Oh, no. Before taking the women to the hotel and sexually assaulting both of them. Did he just leave with the guy's woman? He just was just like asleep at the club? He just knocked this guy out and took the two ladies back to his place.

Yeah, that's pretty sure. shitty. That's pretty shitty. November 29th, 2016, Sharper was sentenced to 20 years in prison by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor. Sharper's plea deal allows serving half that time, minus time already served, as a nonviolent criminal. Sharper might also be eligible for parole since raping an intoxicated person is a nonviolent crime in the state of California. Of course it is, Hollywood. Of course it is. Really? It's a nonviolent crime. Druging someone raping them. This is nonviolent. Okay. Cool. Cool California. It's tough.

Well, it's not like you, you know, messed with their money or anything. Sharper is currently in prison in Ohio. And he's scheduled to be released in late 2008, Darren Sharper, creepiest Super Bowl champion. Vote for Carl. Wouldn't you think he'd, like, stay in the States where the consequences for that are like a little lighter? Like, just do it in California if you're going to do it. Dude, I think he wasn't planning on getting caught. He was doing it.

When I was reading through that list, it's like every month, sometimes twice a month, he's going out drugging girls and banging them. Like, he was addicted to it. He couldn't stop himself. Well, that's a pretty good, pretty good creep, Carl. And remember, ladies, take your drink with you. I know you get up to use the bathroom. Take your drink with you, please.

Yeah. There's creeps out there. I like to put drugs in drinks. Yeah. Put a napkin over it. No, Vinny. That's not going to solve the problem, my friend. Carry your drinks with you, ladies.

Don't trust any of us. We're all evil. All right, Carl, my turn. And I'm going to have to go with you heavy because I do not want to lose another round. My creep today is the most prolific Super Bowl champion in NFL history. He has seven Super Bowl rings, 10 Super Bowl appearances the most of all time, five Super Bowl MVP. He led two different franchises to Super Bowl titles. He was famously picked number one,

overall in the draft of 2000 by the New England Patriots. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep today is Tom fucking Brady. Boo! Now, if anybody votes against me, you're a Tom Brady lover. What do you think of that, Carl? You love Tom Brady, do you, Carl? I fucking hate Tom Brady. Well, let's talk about this piece of shit.

I can't stand this asshole. Now, when he was drafted in 2000, Carl, he was brought on to the team, sixth round draft pick as a backup quarterback. To Drew Bloodso. Drew Bloodsoe, ladies and gentlemen, a man who took that team to a Super Bowl. 95 against the Bears. Yep. He also, well, he took against the Packers.

The Packers, yeah. Yeah, against the Packers. And in 2001, Bloodsoe was hit by Mo Lewis. He suffered a concussion, a collapse lung, and internal bleeding. Almost died. Bletsoe could not move. It's why when you watch the NFL today, a quarterback like Bloodsoe would never get drafted. he literally could not run.

His legs didn't work. It's true. It's fucking wild. He played on the building company. I'm like, what is this guy doing? He cannot move? We'll get to that. So, fun fact, there's a longstanding tradition in the NFL that a starting quarterback doesn't lose their job to injury.

To injury, right. So he gets hurt. Tom Brady comes in. They go on a little bit of a win streak. And when he comes back from his injury, healed up. Belichick, Bill Belichick still says, I'm sticking with Brady. during the AFC championship game that year, Brady gets hurt. Bledso comes in, leads the team to the team to the Super Bowl,

wins that game. And then they bench him for Brady. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Carl, do you know what happened to poor Drew Bledsoe? They traded him to fucking Buffalo. What a backstaff a piece of shit that Tom Brady is. What an asshole. Seriously.

What a horrible consequence that was. Just because he got injured. He had to go play in Buffalo for a couple years. You could put trade me to Buffalo on the wheel of consequence. right now. So he obviously, the guys won everything there is to win. But what kind of a teammate was this fucking asshole, Carl? What kind of teammate was this guy? He was a fucking prick. Here's a story from Ted Carras, who is the center for the team. He won two Super Bowls with them. According to Carris, Brady refused to take snout from centers who are sweaty because it's yicky.

I think a lot of guys in the football field are sweaty. Sure. Weird position to pick to play if you're worried about sweatiness, Tom. I'm glad he's in New England and not Miami. Holy shit. I had never heard this story before until today. Ew, you're so sweaty. But during a game, apparently he was a little too sweaty for Brady's liking.

And he comes off the field and Tom gets at his face publicly berating him. calling him a sweaty pig in front of all of his other teammates. Yeah. And then pulled his pants down and started dumping baby powder on his bare ass in the middle of a game in the stadium. I'm pretty sure that's called... You're trying to present a creep right now because that's not working. That's pretty fucking funny. It's fucking sexual harassment.

That's pretty fucking funny, dude. He was very embarrassed. He was very embarrassed. Everyone was watching him with his pants down and Tom Brady fucking thrown powder on him. what a prick he said he was very embarrassed but let's talk about those tiny hands for all those NFL rings shall we

Carl? You see he had a bit of a problem Tom has tiny lady hands and when he throws the football he doesn't like the football to be too hard because if it's too hard he can't get the grippy likes yeah if it's all inflated all the way like it's supposed to be he doesn't like that

yeah you see there was this little thing called deflategate and I'm going to touch on him briefly here just so everybody knows why he's He's a scumbag. The NFL requires football to be between 12.5 and 13.5 PSI. That's it. Your quarterback can pick any spot that they like it in between those two numbers. He liked it less than that.

Well, during the AFC championship game versus the Indianapolis Colts, the officials checked the footballs after the Colts players were touching the football going, why is this thing so fucking soft? And it turns out that 11 of the 12 Patriot footballs were below the league minimum. Now, the Patriots go on to win this game 45 to 7, which ensured that the Colts would continue to complain about it until the NFL looked into it. They launched a probe. Now, the probe concluded that it was more probable than not that the Patriots intentionally deflated balls. It turns out there's a string of text messages between the two ball boys and Tom Brady.

Basically, him telling them, yeah, I got you covered, I'll give you shoes, I'll give you autographed jerseys, I'll give you all the shit you need. all you need to do is go break the NFL rules and tamper with the balls before the games. That's called fucking cheating. Tom Brady is a cheater. And you know what? The NFL says to him, Tom, we're doing an investigation, you F-sler. We want to see your phone. And you know what this bitch did?

He Hillary Clinton did. Poured bleach on the fucking thing. Threw it in a wood shipper before he let the NFL get to it. I don't remind everyone that my creep raped, drugged and raped over nine women. I'm not done, Carl. This guy had the football a little bit less inflated than it's supposed to be. He lied about it.

The Patriots were finding $1 million lost two draft picks, and he was suspended for four games, but you know what's amazing? What's that? He comes back in 2016 and wins another fucking Super Bowl anyway. He did. Now, Carl, let's talk about one of the other problems about this guy. If you're a football fan, this is why you should never be a Tom Brady fan. This is why this guy, to me,

is a scumbag. He partnered with this guy named Alex Guerrero. Do you know who that is, Carl? Sounds familiar. He was his personal trainer and business associate. They created a company called TB12. Okay? TB12, this is him and Alex.

TB12 is like this wellness company that Alex invented. But here's the thing about Alex, Carl. In 2005, he got sanctioned by the Federal Trade Commission because he was selling a supplement called Supreme Greens. that he said cured cancer, AIDS, and multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's. Ooh, I'll take some of that. Well, it doesn't do that. So he got in a lot of trouble.

And then between 2012 and 2014, he was selling something called Neurosafe, claiming that it could treat concussions or prevent them. This is the guy that Tom Brady decides he's starting his wellness company with. So not only that, he's letting this guy come into the Patriots facilities and letting him run rough shot. This guy was overriding the team doctors. Smart. No, not smart. This fucking hack, this little fucking quack. And so eventually the NFL got involved because he's a non-licensed trainer. He had no business being there. And the NFL was going to sanction the Patriots over it. So the Patriots said, hey, bud, you got to get gone.

That's when Tom, and I'm going to tell you right now, this is the issue. That's when Tom decided, Well, I don't like the Patriots anymore. Even though this is the team that he won by, the city treated him like a fucking God. He was the king of Boston. They love him up there. Tom Terrific, you could do no wrong. But you know what? They didn't let me have my friend.

They didn't let my friend do whatever the fuck he wanted to. So now I'm going to leave. And he decides to go to Tampa Bay. And guess what this fucking asshole does in Tampa Bay? Wins another goddamn Super Bowl. Not the first year, but yeah, the second year he did. Yeah. He wins another.

fucking Super Bowl. But here's the thing about that. The good news is his wife, Giselle Bunchin, the supermodel who he had a bunch of kids with. I think actually makes more money than he does somehow, which is wild. Yeah.

She's with him through all of this. And eventually in 2022, she's like, fuck this guy because he announced he was retiring because she had been begging him to spend time with the family and worried about his body and shit like that. He retires and says,

nah, fuck my family. I'm going back to play. has an abysmal season, blew up his own fucking marriage, ruined his own fucking life because he would rather play football than be around his family. That's a piece of shit to me.

And Carl, I just got to tell you something. All of you people are going, oh, Carl brought a rapist, Carl brought a day rapist. Vinny just brought a guy and it's all sour grapes because he's a Dolphins fan.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not in the chat, but that's what I would have been diving. Sure. But let's talk about this then. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to rest my case on this video from 2018, proving why this is the creepiest motherfucker to ever play at a Super Bowl. Let's watch.

In a documentary called Tom versus Time, there's a scene showing five-time Super Bowl winner Tom Brady getting a massage. Then his 11-year-old son comes in the room and asks him if he can check his fantasy football standings. I'm wondering if I could check my fantasy team. What do I get? You heard that, right? Dad, can I check my fantasy football team? And Tom's reaction was, what do I get?

Hey, Tom, the cameras are on. We're filming a documentary right now. You know that, right? Let's see with this rich poppice piece of shit once from his little boy. He wanted a mouth kiss from his son. Yeah, that's crazy. Making out with your 11-year-old son is not normal. What do I get?

can I check my fantasy football team? What does Daddy get? How fucked up is this? Now, Carl, let's continue to watch. There's 10 seconds left of this video. It couldn't possibly get any creepier, could it? This possibly could not be any fucking more bizarre or debased and disgusting, could it? Could it, Carl?

I'll wait. Let's find out. The second kiss shared by father and son prompted tweets. The second kiss shared by father and son prompted tweets from viewers using words like very disturbing and uncomfortably long. That's gross. He goes, that was just a peck. He's talking to him like it's girlfriend. Oh, do you even love me?

You're just going to give me a peck? Come on. Now watch this kid's face. We're going to get back up here. He goes, as the kids walk you away because he's like, fine, I had to mouth kiss my dad. On camera. Now I'm going to go check my score. Tom says, oh, what is that just a peck?

He's like, ah, fuck. All right, let's count it. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippies. I can't even look. And now, at the very end of it, even the kid is disgusted because his own son, after he does this, wipes his mouth off with his t-shirt. You know Tom was shoving the tongue through there. You know that was happening.

How the fuck? Okay. An NFL player likes pussy. How the fuck are you not going to vote for Tom Brady to be the biggest fucking weirdo creep to ever play the Super Bowl. I actually have the audio. So they cut the scene right here. Yeah.

But I have the audio of what Tom said next to his son. It's wild. Lick, lick, lick my balls. Ha, ha ha. Yeah. That's too far, I think. So ladies and gentlemen, when you go to patreon.com this week to vote for who you thought brought the biggest creep to ever playing the Super Bowl,

there's only one name you should remember. And that's Tom fucking Brady because he made out with his son on camera. At least his son. was conscious at the time. Darren Sharper is the guy he should be voting for because Darren Sharper likes getting the ladies real sleepy before slipping it in. He spit in the face of his fans in a city because they wouldn't let him have his hack charlatan run roughshout over team doctors. He fucking sacrificed his fucking family to play a shitty mediocre season in Tampa. Oh my God. And poor Ted Carris, bare ass getting powdered on the sidelines. This man is,

a monster car. All right, good job, Benny. Do I need to keep going? You know who's calling me right now? Whom. Podcast hit man. Oh, put him on.

I missed it. I missed the call. Oh, shit. You think we'd get in trouble if we put it on? Actually, yes, because it even says three-way calling is not allowed

and may automatically disconnect this call. Yeah. I don't think I'm allowed to just pop him out of the podcast. What's he calling you? You have a hit out on someone in the prison? None of your business.

What's the next part of the show that we're doing? Is it time for... None of my business, huh? It's a time for Carl's Cop Cam. Is that what we're doing? Carl's going to screw over the creep off, everybody. Watch. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham.

Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. This one comes in from Boner Guy 69, who reminds you to vote for Carl whenever you vote at the creep off. We appreciate Boner Guy a lot. It starts off with a routine traffic stop. Apparently a woman driving this big truck kind of rolls through a stop sign.

And Vinnie, when I was a teenager, I got a ticket for rolling through a stop sign. And I found it to be utter bullshit. Yeah. Is everyone okay? Did everyone survive me rolling through the stop? sign. Is it okay? I feel like you probably could have blamed your club feet. I did. Look at these things. I can't use pedals. You know, maybe you say a lot of really hurtful things out here. I'm club fucking pudding, you ass white. If you play my clip number one,

this is getting pulled over for rolling through a stop sign. On January 16th, 2002 Deputy Christine Newman in Camden County, Georgia initiated a stop on a driver for rolling through a stop sign. What started as a routine violation escalated within minutes into a violent physical altercation. All right. So we see right here that she walks up, grabs the driver's license, go backs into her cruiser, looks her up. Her driver's license is suspended. That'll be.

That'll do it. So she decides, all right, I need you to get out of the truck because you shouldn't be driving because you have a suspended license. Now, she doesn't say this to her. She doesn't sell her anything. She just says, I need you to get out of the truck. Clip number two. Step ahead for me because I want you to.

I want you to step out. Yeah, I want you to step out. Because I told you to step out, okay? So let's not, I want you to step out because I need you to step out, okay? You don't have to. Where is it stating that you have to have to have? Yeah, come on. Get out.

Get out of the car. I think there's something about lady cops. Even other women don't respect them. They're like, all right, you're not a real cop. I'm not getting out of the car. Especially other women don't respect them. Yeah. I think dudes probably give female cops way more respect than other women.

Yeah, I think you might be right about that. And also, just the way she's fucking doing this. And I understand that you don't want to telegraph that, hey, I know you have a suspended license and all that shit. You want to get her out first. But she just doesn't seem authoritative, even when she goes into the... I said. Because I said so. Because I said so.

Get out. Come on. out of the car. So then she calls for backup. And she starts threatening that she's going to break the window if this woman does not get out of the car. Uh-oh. Get out of the cars.

I'm going to break that window. You're not going to break the window. Hey, team, and I'm mobile. I'll be two or in 30 seconds. Get out of the vehicle. Get out of the vehicle right now. Oh, my God. Listen to me.

I really don't want to break your window. I really don't. But when I tell you to get out of the vehicle, you are to get out of the vehicle. Now, at this point, I think the driver's got to be like, all right, I probably just get out of the vehicle. But, uh, no, this driver is not going anywhere. You saw on the screen there, she pulled her taser out, got that ready to go. And then she put it away. Yeah, but she's got a handy.

She's got it ready to go. Now, Vinnie, she has the body of, uh, uh, That Julia Sweeney character, Pat. Yeah. Like she's trying to adjust her pants and fiddle with her fucking belt. She looks more a lunch lady like than a police officer. I was going to say, she looks like a school librarian. Yes.

Now, there's two ways this woman can leave her truck. The easy way or the hard way. Get out of the vehicle right now. Just hit the damn front of the vehicle. Get out of the vehicle. Get out of some time. Get out! Right.

Get the f*** out of my fucking car. Whoa. Oh. Taser, boy. Oh, man, even that cop went straight from the hair. Taser, Taser. Get out. Stop Tating.

She's rolling over. Why do you continue to tase? This guy's just having a field day with it. He's having so much fun. Dude, that, hold on. We got to watch that back. We got to watch that back. to watch a little bit of that back.

Yeah, she goes her by the hair. Yeah. It's just trying to wrestling move on her. What is he doing? Yeah, I think the tainted just for funzies. That's, uh. It didn't seem necessary. There's two against one, a guy, and they felt like the need to tase this woman out of the.

Yeah. I mean, the fact that the cop literally had to use her whole body to pull her out of the car. It's hilarious. Like, it's like a cartoon. where they were trying to get Winnie Pooh, Winnie the Pooh stuck from under that tree. Like, they're all got their feet braced on the thing, and she's just tugging.

So the violence doesn't stop there, Vinnie. Check out clip number five. This cop is pissed. So, okay, okay, let's see. Yes, stop. I got him and fail. Man. Oh, my God.

Pull her up by your arms behind her back. She's like, what the fuck? Let's play up. Get up. Get up. I watch this. Oh, shit. Oh!

Whoa! Two smashes to the face for no reason. I was just like, can I just pull my shirt down, please? You know, if ladies want to get rid of this whole fucking stereotype of being catty, maybe you shouldn't do things like that. So two blows to the face and then rams her head, backing up just a little bit at the end there, ramps her head into her own cruiser.

All being captured by the dashed. She flung her by the hair. Yes, look at this. It's like something the Undertaker did to Sean Michaels when he threw him into the ring steps. We were all thinking of it. This woman's handcuffed. Both of her hands are behind her back

and this woman just teeing off on her. This cop is teeing off on her. It's amazing. So how long before this cop gets fired? Five, four, three. So another cop shows up, puts her in the back of the car, the woman in handcuffs.

The woman's like totally calm. Like, you all right, she's like, my head hurts. Like, all right, I'm calling an ambulance. They call an ambulance. And then the cop who shows up goes to talk to this female officer and check in on how she's doing, my clip six. Oh, let me guess. This ruined her day.

You do you? I was coming. I know. I don't know where that came from. Honestly, she would not get out of the car. You do what you got to do, okay? She was noncompliant. You did what you had to do to get in.

I have to. I don't think I heard of what she had come from. Was she still resisting you in Cups? She kept saying for me to get away from her and stop. Yes, to me she was. Okay. Did you see that? The woman's like, I'm in trouble.

I lost my cool. I'm in trouble. Yeah. I give her some credit for like realizing it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She does. And apparently Todd is the supervisor.

Did she slam another woman by her hair to the front of the car? Clip number seven. Wait for the supervisor to get here. Christine. I went hands on. And I kept saying, I don't want to break, I don't want to break your window. Come on. I don't understand this.

I don't want to break your window. I didn't break it. My camera's still hot. No, I could have. You don't have to say anything. Wait until Todd gets here, right? Talk to him, see what he says, all right? Did you see that?

The cops's like, uh, I'm recording this conversation. You might want to shut up right now. All of this is incriminating you. It is. That's why I like these cop cats. That's why I like the body cams. Yep. Shit like this.

Fuck this lady. This woman should never be in this job. I agree. So then Todd shows up, the sergeant. And this is a quick clip. Number eight, because it's very windy and it's noisy. Okay. But there's just a quick part of the back and forth between the two of them.

So I grabbed her and did this and gave her head on the front of the top. I mean, she just wouldn't stop. So. What? Talking to you? Her story is bullshit. Hey, could you help me? fix my shirt is what she asked. We got up on her own

was trying to fix her shirt. It was smashed her in the face twice and threw her head into the vehicle. So she's making up a whole bullshit story. Yeah, that's not what I saw at all. Let's find out about the charge. Let's see how petty this cop is with the charges to the driver. No shit. I want to know what charges the cop

got. According to Deputy Newman's arrest report, Charis Faria was charged with four violations. Failure to obey a stop sign. Window tint violation. Driving with a suspended license and misdemeanor obstruction of a law enforcement officer. Following her arrest, Faria spent time in custody. Her attorney later raised concerns about the validity of certain charges.

Yeah, it's bullshit. They're throwing the book. She's trying to throw the book at her window tent and stop sign bullshit. Come on. Damaging a cop car. With her forehead. Stupid forehead. This is what you're waiting for, Vinny.

This is the big payoff. Oh, man. My clip number 10. Officer Newman. I hope it's in a bunch of trouble. Deputy Christine Newman was indicted on six charges, including one count of aggravated assault, one count of simple battery,

one count of making a false statement, three counts of violation of oath by public officer. The grand jury found that Newman's official report contained a false statement, specifically her claim that Faria proceeded to resist arrest by jerking my arm in an attempt to break away from me. Video evidence contradicted this account, demonstrating that Faria had not resisted,

on the manner Newman described. On January 12th, 2003, Newman was fired by the Camden County Sheriff's Office. She turned herself into the county jail, and her bond was set at $10,000. Thank God she is off the streets. She could start her new job as a Scott Thompson impersonator.

See that? Yeah, this job ain't for her, man. She's going to freak out that much and just drag that woman out to the ground and then slap her around. You know, the thing about this, Carl, it makes me wonder, you know, we had the whole Black Lives Matter protests and shit like that. You did? Yeah, that happened.

Are these cops getting out of line a lot? They do, yeah. There's like a lot of shitty cops, it turns out. Turns out. You know, I'm going to be opi and say. I think there's shitty people in every profession, Vinny. I think you're going to find good people and bad eggs. How brave of you.

No matter what profession we're talking about. How brave of you to say it. Speaking of bravery, it is. Super Chat Monday and only the bravest amongst us are celebrating like Labritan Mystic. But words are violent. They can be. I guess.

Joseph Collins, thanks for the 499. Vinny's pick sounds like jealousy. Yes, Joseph Collins. It totally is sour grapes right there. He's watching Tom Brady with Super Bowl after Super Bowl. So Carl. He didn't want a playoff game since the early 90s. Hey, Carl, are you a big fan of Tom Brady now?

Is that what you're doing? You're defending him? I am today. You're defending Tom Brady. Are you? I'm saying Darren Sharper is a much bigger creep. Okay. It's not even up for debate.

Did Darren Sharper drug his child to make out with him? Maybe. Okay. We don't know that. Oh, shit. Confirmed. Ashley Cummings is going to be on Point Damplepoint today. Oh, boy.

That's exciting. John's not going to like that. How much does you have to pay her? Oh, that's a good question. I'll have to find out. $35. Oh, buddy boy. I guess it's time for some voicemails.

Let's do that. The creep-off voicemail segment is. is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Our women don't wear those same full body suits they saw in the Royal Rumble, but after seeing what they look like, you'd wish they were. See you in Syracuse.

Hey, assholes. I don't know if you guys realize WWE, the best part of wrestling is women in short shorts. Fuck going to Saudi Arabia. You dummies. Fuck you for that. Do you how much fun the Royal Rumble? is you know how many boobs slip and shit like that

and this year they're dressed like fucking power rangers because they got to take $100 million from fucking blood money from the Saudis! You sound like a 12 year old where you're talking about why wrestling is cool. Sometimes you see a booby. That's the best fucking part. It's wrong with you.

I don't like that they did that. All right. Voicemails, here we go. Hey guys. One time listening to the show. As you both probably know, Recently, F-scene files got released again. I think for next episode or the following episode,

you guys should look into those and do a creep off on to creep these guys in the EFstein files. They've been doing some really fucked up shit in those files. If you haven't taken a look at them, you should. Thanks. Oh, I've been looking. Who are the two creepiest creeps in the Euststein files? Brian or I would say with Epstein is number one

A lot of Putin talk in this one apparently I think I was emailing up a store of that Epstein Yeah him and Putin were emailing Let's see Steve Tisch the owner of the Giants He was talking about sweet young things And stuff like that That ain't good

There was some accusations against the president That aren't great probably not what you want to hear your president being accused of. A former president is mentioned a few times. I was to get to Bill Clinton. Can't miss Bill Clinton. Funny thing. Only guy not mentioned Joe Biden.

Of all the fucking people is not in there. It's fucking Biden. He's busy with his kid, I guess. But we should probably do something about that. There's a lot of crazy accusations in there. Yeah. But I don't know what's true or false. Who fucking knows?

It's all just FBI files. Let's do an episode. We just read every single email. Okay. Every word of every email. I think that would be a great idea. Who wouldn't want to see that? No, thank you.

Here we go. Carl, you never quit your job without having another one lined up. You never break up with a girlfriend without having someone else ready to go. Okay. And you don't fire your very successful head coach without knowing here you're going to hire. I disagree. You fired McDermott. Yeah.

To hire somebody on his staff, you guys are in Cleveland Brown's territory really, really, really fast. Yeah, just want to make sure I played that one. I totally agree with what that person's saying. But you should dump your bitch girlfriend, even if you don't have another one lined up. That's true. That's true. You were wrong on that part. Hey, it's our birthday and still on the cop camera.

I don't understand why people don't. My cops don't have, like, more. training in judo and jujitsu like Vinny, Vinny's kind of like a fat retard with the wrestling stuff, but I mean, like, he's right. Like, a lot of this stuff where they're just like in scuffles and shit, like, just fucking trip them and throw them on the ground. Like, get them, get them, like, belly down on their stomach and, like, a lot of these issues kind of resolve themselves, you know?

I don't know. Maybe I'm biased because I do that, but I feel like hate, like, throwing somebody to the ground is a great way to like protect yourself and restrain somebody instead of like escalating it to more violence. Thank you very much for the call.

He's right. I am fat and retarded when it comes to wrestling stuff. Next, our pal uh... E.R. boys, it's your favorite pirate shitbeard the pirate and me trusty parrot. I'm a racist.

E.R. Pima, don't say it. Boy, oh, I told you last week. Anyways, I've got a knock-knock joke And we pair is going to help All right Knock and knock Y'ar Who's there

Little boy blue Y'R Little boy Blue who Michael Jackson He are Oh, all right Sir Good stuff

Sir No more Do you have any voice else? You know what You like the parrot in there? No more sir Okay We're just let that hang quietly

Like it deserves He's been dead since 2009. Oh, Carl. You got any voicemails? I don't. All right. Well, then you know what time it is. It's time for us to listen to a scum parade. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade.

You know, Florida sounds great, Carl. It is great. I want to introduce you to our first creep down in Kissimmee, Florida. This is Kevin Dale Westerhold. He's 51 years old. and he was reported for exposing his genitals and performing a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner outside of a residence in Kissimme. All right, question for you, buddy.

All right. As a fellow guy, could a vacuum cleaner possibly be better than your hand? Absolutely not. Yeah, I never understand this like, guys fucking vacuum cleaners things. It's just your hand is really good at getting the job done. Do they think it's going to suck it out?

Like, it's just going to suck it all out. You go, ah! I don't know because that would be a horrible blowjob. It was just constantly like the one direction, you know? This is a virgin who doesn't understand how sex works. This is like a very teenage boy thing to do at 51. I wish that were true except for there's a detail in the story that really annoys me. All right.

The initial report was filed with the Osceola County Sheriff's Office after what to see, Westerfield inappropriably exposing himself. When deputies arrived, the suspect had already left the scene, leading to an investigation and earlier complaints of similar behavior at the resort. After the incident deputies found the Westerhold and his wife were registered guests of an Airbnb. I blame the wife. I blame the wife. Why does this guy, why is he so horned up that he's fucking vacuum cleaners?

Why isn't the wife taking care of this? Less teeth. Vacuos have less teeth and they don't back sass. Previous reports syndicated. Two out of the three holes have no teeth at all, okay? the wife can be taking care of all of this. That's true. That is true. Previous reports indicated you've seen walking nude and shared hallways

and residents submitted video evidence supporting these reports. Further investigations showed that the residents had been reporting complaints to the homeowners association since December. They described similar behaviors such as the suspect appearing partially clothed or nude near the residence. This was confirmed, like we said, by radio footage from nearby ring cameras and blink devices. I'm guessing this is a meth thing, right? I'm guessing this is just a Florida dirtbag thing. A lot of those guys go down there.

They think they're just going to be fucking swinging dick. Having a good time. I did think that. And are you? Oh, well. Are you? It's fine. Carl, swing a dick all the way to the 7-Eleven.

I can't wait until one of these stories. Oh, man. Let's talk about this guy. I had a conversation with my wife yesterday morning, Carl. I was getting ready to do the scum parade. I was going through all the stories we had compiled. And I said to her, honey, every now and again, you see a story that is just pure creep off gold, something that if we were going to write a story, if we were to have AI write a story for us,

this is what it would be. This is that story, folks. This gentleman, Rutledge D's the fourth. He's 35 years old. He was arrested Thursday. That name right there. Rutledge D. is the fourth? Yeah. Doesn't this sound like he's from a distinguished family that's well respected with a name like Rutledge the fourth?

Well, you'd think it comes from a long line of very successful entrepreneurs or something. Right. They're down in Louisiana, so I assume that there probably is a bit of like that old. Oh, Rutledge. Yeah. Yeah. After reading this story, I don't think it comes from a respected family. No, I don't think he deserves to come from anything respectable. No. He was arrested Thursday after using an online nanny service to request. helped carry for someone with special needs in order to coax a worker to his home in Lafayette.

When the victim showed up, the alleged trafficker pretended to be mentally disabled, telling the worker they needed to carry out duties consistent with infant care. Do do the diaper! Change my ditey, please. Including his diaper changes, police said. Diaz was charged with one count of human trafficking. Now, fun fact about this guy. He was previously arrested for doing the exact same.

same thing, twice. Yes, this is third time trying this little prank. He's been on probation since 2020 after pleading guilty to 10 counts each of sexual battery and human trafficking for posting fake ads online falsely claiming he was seeking home health care for his 18-year-old brother, who

he described as mentally and physically disabled. Police said he posed as the brother and got off on the home care AIDS changed his adult diaper. Yeah, see, the problem is, you can pretend they're mentally handicapped, Vinny does it all day every day, and you can convince someone to change your diaper.

The problem is that giant boner you have. You know, having a ducy and a boner in your diaper at the same time, dangerous mix. Yeah. And like it's sometimes like he kind of slipped because like the person's there taking care of everybody's supposed to be all slow. And she comes in and he's just watching the news. Yeah. And he's like, oh, uh, uh,

Duh, remote. What does this do? What is this? I want to go to Hawaii. How many diapers did you change, Lane? I'm going to get a diaper change. Yay! So he was arrested again in 2021 after pretending to be the younger man with special needs undergoing alternative therapy

and offered to pay a babysitter to change his diapers and attempted to persuade the victim to recruit others to care for him. You have any friends? There's got to be a fetish website or something for this, right? You shouldn't have to go to home health care. It's got to be someone who likes to change poopy diapers. And that's why he's an idiot. Very gross. Yeah. So he was released. He was ordered to serve five years probation.

So who knows what's going to happen. But if this guy has tried to get you to change his diaper, you could call the Louisiana Special Victims Unit 504-3107012. Serious calls only. Thank you. All right. We're going to go over to India, Carl. We need a good India creep stinger. Someone needs to make that for me. I need like some sitar. Yeah, it's been cut up a lot lately. this uh these indian creeps

this one came out of andra pradesh there's a woman who is a nurse and her husband is a doctor and her doctor husband met another female doctor and fell in love and left his wife yeah he's like am I gonna fuck a nurse he'd be fucking a doctor over here right

so you know this wife's not happy is is a female doctor is that an ideal mate you have someone who is working all the time Right. Yep. Tied up, busy, tired all the time by the time they get home, and they make a shit ton of money.

I'm good with it. Yeah. I'm saying you get one of these. You marry them. You leave your bitch nurse of a wife and you get with the doctor. Oh, you have your nursing certificate. Oh, neat. That's cute.

That's cute. Did you clean up any boo-boos today? Once you frame up your nurse certificate and put into your new house, get out of this one. Or apartment. So this wife was pretty pissed off And she came up with a plan with a couple of friends And what they did was Apparently this doctor that her husband left her for

Used to ride a moped to and from work It is India Yep So what she does is she gets a couple buddies With motorcycles To run into her moped and knock her off of it Oh well there you go Perfect crime

No one will be the wiser Not done yet Carl One more thing As this woman is out of the ground, knocked off of her moped by these motorcycles, the nurse comes running in and helps her up. It says, oh, my gosh, are you okay? That sort of stuff. And then she pulls out a HIV-infected needle and stabs a woman in the arm with it.

Could you imagine back in the hospital someone's going, hey, where did all the AIDS go? I swear I had all my AIDS in this pile over here. It's gone. Who grabbed the AIDS? Have you seen my AIDS needle? Who grabbed the AIDS? Have you seen my AIDS needle anywhere? If you're that man and a woman for taking your man,

can you just smash her in the face with a bat or something? This seems like way too much of work to like orchestrated accident and then shoot her up with HIV and it's too much. I actually have a audio from when she stabbed her. Oh, good. Gotcha, bitch. Yep. It just wreaks of effort, this whole thing.

Yep. So the doctor now has AIDS. It's not great. Yeah, she's under arrest and you definitely shouldn't mess with doctors. They're really important. We need them. Listen, if there's a doctor in India who doesn't live in the United States, I'm guessing they suck at it. So I don't know how important they are, but whatever.

So Christian Black got in trouble. Oh, shit. Just kidding. That's not him. This is a 31-year-old man from Arizona who was a supervisor at a pizza shop. Okay. And he became fixated out of a female employee. His name's Tyler Ross McGuire, Carl.

And he is going to prison for the rest of his natural law. You see, the sentence was hated out after they found him guilty on one count of first-degree murder. He planned out a unprovoked killade, leaving his romantic rival dead shot in the chest in their car. You see, he fell in love with this girl that he supervised. And by the way, again, just a little tip, your coworker is not that hot. Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker? They're just people you work with all the time. Sometimes you go, they look a little better than you think they do.

I will say this. I worked in restaurants all through high school and college. It's a really hot co-workers. I did too. Yeah, yeah. Not lately. I work here with you. Yeah, I know.

It sucks now. So he became fixated on this woman. And McGuire told the woman he had a crush on her, but she made it clear she was not interested. The release states that the same month, McGuire physically confronted her new boy. boyfriend, believing he was also pursuing a relationship with the woman. But he wasn't, though. I mean, we're not even sure. Now, is this guy also work at the pizza, pizzeria?

I don't, it never says. It doesn't say. So it's probably just a guy who, like, frequents the joint or something. Yeah. And the guy's like, you don't like this pizza that much. It's kind of shitty. I think you're trying to fuck my friend over here. So now he gets into the guy's face.

You're not going to fuck her. I'm going to fuck her. She's at work. She's probably embarrassed at that point. She's like, I'm fucking, like, three other dudes. You don't even know about it. I work at a pizza place. I'm easy.

Yeah, right. Prosecutor said that over the course of the next year, McGuire grew increasingly angry with the victim, escalated to the point that he purchased a gun and searched for the victim's address. Over a year, the dude's not trying to fuck your girl, man. She's not his girl. I know, but I'm just saying, like,

this took a year for him to get all flustered about it. On December 11, 2023, the victim was found slumped over inside his vehicle. Excuse me, hold up. Yeah, I believe he was shot. They found him shot dead. In the chest. Sorry, guys. I had to sneeze. I know.

McGuire was quickly located in taking into custody of police. He blew him away, man. Multiple times in the chest and just ran away. Major crimes. They found... McGuire was quickly located. They found a cell phone and a black handgun at his possession. The bullets from McGuire's handgun came back as a match for the bullet casing is found at the scene.

Several days after his arrest, his mother contacted authorities regarding a diary she found that belonged to her son. The diary titled, Detailed, His Plan to Kill the Victim as well as his reasoning for doing so. What a fucking moron. He's writing in a diary, this 30-year-old man. I hope he gets beat up in jail every single day. What a dork. One injury read, I've decided a while ago I needed to kill someone. This person hurt me.

Another one said, if I had my way, I'd be with her, although the opportunity was stolen from me. No! All right. Good stuff today, Carl. Fantastic episode. I have to spin the wheel. We're all done now. Oh, that's right.

We have one more thing to do before we leave today. Yeah, I know. Vinny is spinning the wheel of consequences. If he rolls a one, if he spins a one, it's a winner's choice. Which means I get to choose. If it's a two, he has to give $100 a podcast, Hit Man. Number three, it'll be totally rosy watch-along podcast. He watches the totally rosy 80 stand-up DVD that we got in the mail and live streams that.

Four, he has to join in the ICE protests. Five, there's date with a blowup. doll. Go out to a restaurant and order food for and have dinner with a blowup doll. Number six, little stinker on Freemonstry. I don't know what that is. Well, that's the little stinker where you have like the big lollipop and the stupid little sailor suit. And I'd have to take a little walked out free luncheon. Yeah, yeah, okay. I like that one. Seven is dinner with a listener and eight is past the spin. Hey, um, does Clearwater Chad count as a listener? He does. Perfect. If he listens. All right. Minnie, you ready to, uh, spin the spin? He does. He does. Perfect. Perfect. If he listens. All right.

You ready to spin the wheel? Look at this. We have a third camera angle today. It's such a professional work that we're doing. And here we go. There's the spin. It's going around. And it's number two, $100 a podcast,

Hitman. He's going to be so excited. He's going to be so excited. He was just calling me a second ago. Are you fucking kidding me? If you're new to the show, Podcast Hitman is a guy. It's a murderer.

It's a guy out of Michigan who's a big fan of the show. And a big fan of wrestling, big fan of Vinny. No, he isn't. I know. He liked to be a lot. Anyway, not the point. The point is that he lived with his girlfriend and they got an argument

and he strangled her to death and then left her in the basement for seven months until his sister came over and went, something stinks in here. Well, actually, he ran down the street in his underwear going, he did have a little bit of a psychotic break. That is true.

But ever since then he's been writing, he's been my pen paler. He writes to me letters all the time. He's been texting me recently. So we're buddies. I'll send him his fucking money, Carl. God, did that. I'll give you the information on how to do that.

Thanks. Thanks. That's fun. That's fun. We'll set up a call with it or something. That really bothers me to give you this fucking guy money. All right, everybody. Congratulations, Carl.

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