The Creep Off - Episode 3: The All Apologies Podcast

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

This week, the score is tied, and Vinnie & Karl bring in their biggest creeps from Ukraine. In WATC, we learn about one true crime podcaster's recent apology. In the Scum Parade, we meet a new mother from Florida, a father with a ghost problem, and we learn that cats are not to be treated like gas station burritos!The score 4-4. Vote at Thecreepoff.com to decide who spins the wheel next week! Check out the Scum Parade stories: New York Principal Used Snapchat to Meet Student For Sex: Police (frontpagedetectives.com)Man blames baby's injuries on ghosts, now faces child endangerment charges | WOLF (fox56.com)Florida mother stabs 3 hospital workers before leaving with newborn: police (yahoo.com)Thomas William Martel allegedly tortured, killed kittens (lawandcrime.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Hey, we're late. Yep. Late and childless. Two strikes. Yep. Carl, I'm ready to do the show. Are you ready to do the show? We got a big one today, baby.

It is GamePoint. I got the butterflies in my belly. It's a big one. Warning. Listening to the creep off might leave you. Trigger. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing at murder and rape, abelism, Lenny Dykstra, serial key,

Smile Talking, Fat Shaming, Child Abuse, Drug Abuse, Drug Abuse, Pizza Abuse, Victim Blaming, and the State of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation. I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.

The Ukraine. The Ukraine. You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the herd on the Ukraine. I come from Ukraine. You're not saying Ukraine weak? Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal. Ukraine is game to you?

How would I take your little Boris? Ah! Hello Creeples. Welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps. Bye creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. And I want to welcome all of you to the show. And I need to introduce my co-host. You all know them. to hate him. It's hot cucka carlo. What is happening? Vinnie Paulina. Wow. It's a long time no C buddy. Good to be back in the studio with you. My, uh, I want to give a quick update. I know everyone's concerned about my internet at home. It was fixed this morning by a technician. Apparently when they installed it originally did a shit job. But now I have high speed internet

at home yet again. So that's very exciting. I'm doing it. I'm doing that. Pal, I think we're tied. Well, I don't know if we've announced that yet, have we? I know, but I think we are. I really think we are. I went into the week of Subi because last week. Yeah, you brought Joe Biden. And that's how it works around. That is how it works around here, apparently. Does Joe Biden have anything to do with the Ukraine that maybe I could bring him again this week? Yes, a lot, actually. Oh, a lot. God damn it. I should have thought of that too. Yeah, you should have. I don't know what you're going to bring. Maybe it is Joe Biden. But yeah, we're doing the creepiest Ukrainian this week. But first, we have to look at the scoreboard from last week.

and see who won because people are going to the creepoff.com and they're voting for who they think brings the biggest creep each week. And right now I'm in the lead four to three, but I think that's going to change. Let's talk to Jess and find out. Jessica. Jessica, bring me some good news, Jess. Come on.

Come on, Jess. All right. You guys have to have like a drum roll sound effect for this. The winner of last week is Vinny. Thank you. Wow, I did it right on time. Thank you. Thank you.

Do do, do, do, do it will do up. Man, this is a huge deal of scoring down. I love it. I love it. I love it. Congratulations, Vinny. You've changed the scores now four to four, which means whoever wins this week will win the round. And the other person will have to spin the wheel of consequences.

I know. I'm so excited. Very excited. Congratulations. You brought a ringer. made it happen it's not a rigor and honestly dude i did not remember this i had no intention of bringing in joe biden i had another person picked uh-huh and then i googled creepy lifeguard and i saw creepy jo talking about being a lifeguard fucking fox news and i'm just like i was so happy

i had to i ran with it i ran with it and it worked for me that's all you're still fucking happy about it look at how happy you are about this i i'll be honest i miss last week's episode because I was on vacation and then I look at the results and I see Vinny and Joe Biden. I'm like, oh, that makes sense. Yep, I never had a chance. But thank you for the Couser Roos who did vote for me because I actually followed the rules of the game and brought an actual lifeguard. Well, Joe Biden was an actual lifeguard. We don't know that. Just because he said so, he said a lot of things. Hey, they named the place after them. They don't just name the place after somebody for no reason, right? Correct. They

named places after people who are politicians who give them money. I know. You don't know how this works well i think he was like the greatest lifeguard of all the time they're like we got to erect the statue for this guy's lifeguard hey hey hoof and mouth i don't think he's the greatest i think he's the creepiest exelsior true believers you are so naive my friend speaking of naive jessica we have any uh comments or anything that you want to read from our subreddit we have exactly two from last week's episode great uh pike number seven said i like to think delaware law's ears perked up after miss piggy squealed okay okay and then your old pal dp20 said this won't be the first time people were tricked into voting for joe biden i denounce it very well said

and that's all the comments from last week i i agree with all of that and i also want to say to people who are voting for viny stop it oh guys guys i'm just so thrilled and honor that you would vote for me and to make this game extra extra special it's always best where we go to tide four four it is we both try to bring it these are always the fun rounds correct so you guys you earned it let's uh let's get it on thank you jess uh follow jess on social media at jess daydreaming and we will see you soon hi tony tony tony t's all there hold out i'm blocking him out of here Okay. Later, Jess.

Bye, Jess. Just kidding. Tony is looking for an invite to watch Thunder and Paradise. Oh, sweet. Yeah, let's do that for sure. Okay. Sounds good. So we got producer Chris and Tony then?

I don't know. For this Wednesday? I haven't decided who am I inviting yet. I also got a note from a friend of ours that said we should have Doug from who's right on this show. And I said, yeah, he'd be fantastic on here. I just, you know, he works for a living. So I wasn't sure Mondays at one Easter and would work for him. But I'll reach out to him and see.

All right. It'd be great. If Doug's in, then I would love to have. of mine that dude's hysterical yeah he's great and um i think he would know how to bring a creeper too hey let's um let's hit some super chats it is super chat monday one of my favorite holidays of the year as you know yep i talk about it all the time we do have a competition to get into but first sean with two bucks whoop or chat monday whoop we're going to go whoop today baby yeah i brought i got my whoop and then and then they whooped me with the whoop and so i whooped them back with

another who that uh that guy was fantastic jane is uh the reference here Seamus 4044, hi, baby, and Carl. Thank you. Congrats on your fixed internet, Carl. Get Zion Audio Engineer the back on the intro. I agree. I went looking for the file. It's on this computer back here that is not hooked up.

I got to hook it up and I got to pull it off. I look for it today. You mispronounced that word, by the way. What is it? It's Sean. That's how you spell Sean. That's one of the ways you spell Sean, the audio engineer, yes. Oh, great.

I'm working on it. It'll probably be back for next week. Sorry, guys. Didn't get it done this week. No worries. He just wanted to fuck with you. Uncle Sammy Pooh with five bucks. The ghost of the beloved chatter says hi.

Also, hi buddy. Hi, buddy. Look at there's a buddy rabbit. Oh, can we take class outside today? How nice would that be? I love all the references to who are these podcasts from this week. I don't know if I care for that. Well, you were on there.

Bill Loney, mini-winning two dollars. All right, Bill. That's enough of you. Don't forget. You can watch the creep after. I have no idea where. They keep telling me different things. I thought they had their own channel.

All right. I think it's De Laugh's channel, but I'm not 100% sure. Bill clarify it. I'll make sure we post it for everybody. Many Muskets. My boy, Delaware wins a cat. All right, Manning. So true story.

You know Manny Muskets, Carl. For those of you who don't know, Mani Muskets is the guy who at our Philadelphia show with Dick for WATP came out and saying Akuna Matata means no N-words. Well, he's also, I think, probably best known in these parts for this little ditty. He was the girl. I'm Maddie Muskis.

Just wanted to welcome you to the WATP family real trip. Hit me up anytime. He was the first to hit on hand-in-away girl. I hope that worked out well for him. Mani asked me to tell one of the board teachers hello for him. That's hilarious. Which I did, man. Just so you know, pal.

That's funny. Dela says Biden isn't a lifeguard. Vinny shoolead Carl. Yes, I got shoolead again. You're right. This time it wasn't shulie. You are correct. He is not a life card now, but he was in the 60s.

How else could he have gotten into that altercation with corn, pop, Carl? That altercation could that have happened. That never happened and you know it. Thank you, Dayla. Thanks for having my back, buddy. I love De La. De La. De La, you lose.

Good day, sir. Melonia, De La, it was quite the rivalry going. Maybe they should start spinning wheels. Oh, my God. I would love it. They should have to spin a wheel when either one of us. spins a wheel. Yes, that's a good idea. All right. That could be the creep after thing. Oh, so next week, one of them has to spin the wheel. They also have consequences to do.

I don't think they would do it. I know. I hate people don't do their consequences. That's the worst of people don't do their consequences. Boy, July is moving right on. You want to talk about this real quick? Yeah, why not? Okay. We're here. All right, let's talk about this. So it's not going to happen. I'm not going to make it. I really wanted to get to Chicago in July to watch the Cubs, but between my schedule and everything we have going on, I don't have, there's no one else who could even go with me so it's just not going to happen and i'll say this and we've talked about this vanny when you put on the wheel drive to gary or drive to baltimore i told you at that time ago that's i'm not going to be able to do that and that was during the pandemic when there was

nothing else to do there were lockdowns i think that's why you put on the wheel because you were just like we're just sitting our houses all day anyway we'll just fucking go for a trip now 20 hours out of my life is just i can't i mean it's i told you the time it's ridiculous and i don't know what you what you're like i mean even now your lifestyle you wouldn't be able to do that now i mean back then i would have done it i would do it i'm going to say that right now go on record of saying i would do it you would drive to gary indiana yes for this show a hundred percent then i don't know what to tell you man that's that's not a good look you know better things to do with your fucking time dude i absolutely have better things okay my fucking time but what was the caveat that i put on

there for this show yes i would yeah i'm happy to do any type of consequence but i can't give up three days of my life for fucking some nonsense for a couple of videos we put on the internet it's retarded it's retarded betty so here's what i'm going to say if i win this week if i win and you're spinning the wheel next week i will let you pick my consequence as a make good for not getting to gary indiana oh no you all make good if you're just telling me you're straight up not doing it right now you have you all make good anyway hold on hold on let me let me explain my idea here my my proposal i love that you're mad at me told you from day one get that fucking thing off the board it's stupid as shit drive to gary indiana

10 hours away from here maybe 12 i don't even know i don't think you could say that i'm mad at you i don't think that's no because you're already going oh fuck you carl all right listen no i'm just thinking about how i can fuck you over closer to home i'm not mad at you i'm trying to my wheels are turning on how i can make this really painful for you i know it i know exactly what's going on if i win next week you get to choose my consequences and make good if i listen to you I will spin the wheel twice. So you do not get a choice. And I could actually pass the consequence to you because that is one out of the eight.

So that's the deal, guys. If you want Vinny to choose my demise, vote for me this week. I'm not going to pick your demise. I'm the people's champion. I'm going to let the people pick. All right. Or do that. That's fine too.

Yeah. Figure out something that would make Carl's life really miserable at his own house, everybody. We could put a poll or just in this general vicinity. Fuck, I'll go to Walmart again. I just can't go to fucking Gary, Indiana. You really were so upset that you had a lot of it. So ridiculous. It's just so, and I don't, I don't want to let people down.

That's not my goal here. This is a real contest. We really do our consequences. How does this sound for an afternoon? How does this sound for an afternoon? Okay. Okay. Here's a proposal.

See, don't even, go ahead and say it. I got an idea. Go ahead and say it, but I think what we should do then, if you're going to let the people choose, we'll put up a poll. but that's only if I win this one I'm doing it I'm just throwing out an idea all right let's go just spitballing Carl

I hear you I hear you I mean you're throwing me a fucking curve ball let me throw it back at you all right how does this sound for a fun afternoon for you you have to drive to every Walmart within 50 miles how is that

you just have to spend a day going to Walmarts every Walmart you have to visit take pictures inside we'll leave it up to the lesson the list is a little more creative than you are ready we'll figure something it out. Oh, no, we'll figure out what you have to do in the Walmart. We'll figure it out. But I'm just saying, like, I think that

a tour of all the upstate New York Rust Belt Walmart. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. Oh, no, that's not the issue. It's just the fact that, boy, would that suck. It wouldn't be fun. No. I wouldn't enjoy it as much as I enjoyed going to church. That's for sure. You went to church and Stuttering John came back. Maybe you should do that more often. All right. I love it. Sounds good. Hallelujah. How about this for a consequence? I co-host the show with Stutterer John Melendez on my channel. How about that?

Is that a pretty good consequence? Yeah, and then give all the superchats to Vinny. There's your consquettes. Wow. You know what? Bill Lodi says go to all the Dollar Generals in Almyra. And that's kind of funny. That is pretty funny, actually.

The Dollar General Tour of Upstate New York. Nice. You have to hit the one over there on Driving Park and Dewey. You'd have to hit a lot of those. That'd be fun. I don't know, Carl. Those Dollar General's fun. Fun fact is the reason why Trucker Andy is no hungry trucker.

They are. It's not a nice place to be. I don't know what to tell you other than I'm ready to play a game. All right, yeah, let's do. We've got a lot to get to today. Creepiest Ukrainian is the category, and you're going to start because you won. Let's go. All right, Carl, my creep today did a lot of heinous shit.

He was organized. He was meticulous. And most importantly, he was a merciless narcissist who really thought he was the smartest guy in the room, who for over two and a half decades probably was. Not only was he a pedophile, not only was he a rapist, he was also a police detective. Oh, cool.

That's quite the trifecta. For sure, yeah, it's a triple threat is what they say. Yeah, this gentleman was so talented at what he did that he was able to go on a 25-year spree, Carl. He is known as the Polagovsky Maniac, ladies and gentlemen, my creep today is Sir High to catch. now this guy he served in the soviet army he was a bodybuilder he also served in the afghan war when he got out of the army

he started working as a police officer isn't every person from the USSR bodybuilder he got nothing else to do right sake at that time there's nothing the fucking else to do right so either way he ends up becoming a cop in the ukraine by 1982 shortly after he arrived in the town that he was working female children aged between 8 and 18 began vanishing in his precincted district. I don't like when 8 to 18 year old curls go missing.

It's not a good thing. Not good. Well, here's what he was doing. He was going and using his badge to pull them aside. He would take them somewhere and then he would very skillfully hold down their carotid arteries in their neck until they died. I see. Yeah. And then, depending on their age, he would rape them.

now he would do that sometimes different ways just depending on the age like I said I think that with the older ones he kept them alive while he was raping them because he thought that was more fun the young kids cried too much so he would kill them first then he would rape them so wait you said that depending on their age

he would rape them but he'd rape all of them just depending on whether they're alive or not correct yeah he was fine with like just fucking dead children I see like the young ones okay now after he was done here's what made him a particular dangerous individual apart from that particular peccadillo the raping of dead children he would

clean the crime scene he would remove the semen he would erase footprints he would also take his victims clothing and jewelry to destroy fingerprint evidence smart he also kept some jewelry and makeup as accessories as trophies now to catch didn't dispose of the bodies what he would do carl is he would leave them near the highways to make it look like the killer came from another city okay and then he would also because he was one of the cops investigated it he'd be like goddamn truckers right these fucking truckers are constantly raping and murdering our kids this is getting out of control sounds believable he would also leave uh he also particularly like to leave his victims near railway lines that

were treated with tar recently because he knew that that would make it difficult for the police dogs to catch his scent right now records are spotty in some cases but because he was the cop investigating some of his own murders you know it makes it easy to get away with it so what he would do is he would blame it on other people sometimes for fun he would blame it on the relatives of the victim one gentleman his name was vladimir schleski i don't think that's right his daughter olga was murdered she sounds hot yeah Olga's dead and they arrested the dad charged him and the dude hung himself at his jail cell oh there were nine people convicted of murders that this guy fucking committed the old upstein huh yeah what of the fun fun

fact was in jail for three years after to catch gets convicted later they just left him in jail in ukraids hopefully this was the prosecutor that biden had fired carl right hope it was this guy i'm sure now got to work biden in i see what you do strategy is yeah i got to work it in wherever i can yeah now here's where this all ends carl i'm not going to get into all the details but he made a terrible mistake he murdered the daughter of a friend of his okay not a good thing to do he shows not a good friend i'll tell you that you know a good friend would say hey listen i'll watch your cats if you're away if you need a plumber i can recommend a plumber for that's what a good friend says yeah they don't murder your daughter i heard that after he murdered her

he called her a loser what can you believe this guy he's a real creep not even the mafia all right yeah so he fucked up and he murders a friend of his daughter yeah those ain't real dude says that's a real oopsie-dupsy. It sure is. It's a whoopsie daisy right there. He was expected to go to the funeral. So he shows up at the funeral and a lot of this young child's classmates

recognized him as the guy who walked away with her the day she was murdered and started whispering to their parents at the funeral and pointing at him. He freaked the fuck out and ran home. He ghosted this funeral disappeared. A couple hours later, the cops were contacted people started putting it together.

He gets arrested. When the police showed up at his door now this is a guy who at this point is like 60 and kind of retired he's like you fucking idiots what took you so long and he just starts berating all the cops that's pretty funny that it took him 25 years to catch him that's pretty funny and the rest of his time was just defiant i did whatever the fuck i wanted to you're all too fucking stupid to fucking catch me. I'm sitting here in front of you, you fucking idiots. I mean, holy shit.

What a creep. All right. Now, you would think that this guy would be put to death pretty quick, right? I would think so, yeah. Yeah. He said he demanded the death penalty. Yep. But when the Soviet Union fell, they abolished it. So he gets life in jail after a year trial. Plus, when guys want it too bad, I don't want to give it to them. Right. If they're like, yeah, all right, I'm six years old. I live.

my best life had a blast i'm ready to die now they're like no nope yeah to keep you just enough alive yeah you would think that they would try to make this guy suffer right carl i would think that they would turn the screws on this guy sure that's what i would do wrong caro very wrong because during uh right after his trial uh a young lady named elena bukina 23 years old blonde and kind of cute would you like to see a picture of course okay like a nice russian girl here we go let's see I could find her. Like the Ukrainian women. Well,

she looks. Listen, if you're a 63-year-old pedophile serial killer and this girl is in you coming to the jail, you'd be pretty happy. I'd be pretty happy with that. This is their wedding day, Carl. Aw. Yeah, so he's 63 and she's 23. They got married after he was convicted.

Hey, Vinny, I got a question for you about this girl. Does she have any, like, I don't know, daddy issues by any july? chance. Fuck yeah. I think so, yes, Carl. I think she did. And she explained that during the interview that the terrible crimes he committed didn't matter to her that much. It's the person that she knows now.

I would hope not. I hope she would be like, no, I find it all horrific, but he's just such a charmer and so good looking. The couple were allowed a three-day conjugal visit every two months and the serial killer who was even allowed to handle sharp knives and live in this little tiny house with her for like three days at a time. Oh, sweet. So they're just getting it on nonstop. I would imagine his dick is sore by the time he's going back into prison. Dude.

And he's walking back in like, whatever. Yeah. He fucking, he, he has the best life possible. You said, you said three days every how often? Two months. Dude, that's actually perfect for a relationship. It's not bad. It's not bad.

I could see, I can see working that out with a woman and being with her for 50 years. That's a pretty good amount of time to see someone. That's enough. Well, here's the sad part, Carl. Not only did he put a baby in her. she gave birth to the child but he was never allowed to meet the baby okay that's probably a good thing

yeah probably good thing he might have fucked it to death probably yep I mean just because he didn't murder the mother here's the other fun thing during those conjugal visits side note every hour they had to go check out to make sure that he didn't kill her

just so you know that was a precaution that was part of this okay I mean I would just have somebody there the whole time if you're going to do it every hour because all you're going to do is be like well it happened recently so we know that you know what I mean like every hour is not going to help you He was going to discover a dead body. He was fucking a woman 40 years younger than him until the day he died in November of 2018.

So there's no one who's going to vote for you now. Well, he's the biggest creep in the world, man. Are you kidding me? This is everyone's dream right here. This guy's living the life. Dude. That's what makes him a creepie. This guy's the Bob Levy of Ukrainians over here.

Get the fuck out of here. How could you not root for this guy? Are you saying the Bob Levy's strangled girls and raped their bodies? No, I'm saying that he has a young, hot. piece of ass well he was convicted of by the way murdering uh 37 children Carl okay I want to make sure we get the body count out there got it and not only that when he died she didn't even come to get his body which I think is funny they just she was just like whatever she didn't return the phone calls to the jail yeah that's fine yeah I think so too so that is my creep this week

sir hi to catch 37 children murdered raped 37 of them and he was a police officer officer. His days were spent point the finger at other people for the crimes he committed. That's a creep, kids. Vinny never knows when to stop. Hey, let's check out. There's a couple superchats that came in during your presentation. I want to hit those before I present my creep for you. There were some funny ones in here. Uh, Carl, just try fast you bozo. Thank you, Dick H. There you go. That's probably a good idea. Uh, DeLas says, Vinny, did you get your cameo? I did not know. had a cameo. Where could I find that, Dela? I did not. Know about it. Yeah, but is it in your email

or something? Sounds like Dela's producing some content for the show. Well, I would love to find out what's going on. Turbo Neal Breen, $5. Carl should have to go to Walmart wearing the side for Die Hart 3. Yes, done. That's it. Explain this to me. I don't, I don't get it. What's the sign for diehard 3? Oh, all I know is that there's a certain word in it. Oh, would get you I see. Immediately beaten senseless. All right. That's not a certain, a certain, certain. Brin, I don't know about that. That seems outrageous. I think it's definitely outrageous, but it is warranted in this particular scenario. Wow. Okay. How do you remove the semen asking for a friend? The answer is with the straw, Dela. Oh, God. If you want to, uh, that's right. He also

removed all the semen with the straw. I should add that. And does that make him a creep? Because he was felching. If that helps. A little bit, yeah. Vote for your palvidia at the creepoff.com. Carl, Felching a child. I'm going to look for this thing, but you could go ahead and start your presentation. Oh, wait, one more. Oh, David Chandler. Hold on a second. David Chandler deserves one of these. Yay, Super Chats.

Oh, wait, I should have run it first. God, damn it. What am I doing? Studdery, John. You been hanging out with them too long. You forget to read these. Seriously. You know what?

I'll go ahead and take this one. David Chandler, God bless you. Thank you for the 99-99. Hi, Carl. Vinny. I vote for Vinny. Vinny, if you could have those cigars shipped to me in a climate control case, that would be great.

Vinny is the best All right, I knew it I knew it You're buying votes over here You're buying votes You just paid me dude He just paid me What are you talking about

Wow All right That's all the proof I did I'll send you the tracking number of days Thank you David Chanma You're the best buddy All right So let me see what I have if I have

All right An email here Vinny For my creepiest Ukrainian You know what Don't look for it now Let's just do the show Yeah we can get it next time

No I'm paying attention For my creepiest Ukrainian I brought a dictator who nationalized TV news and banned opposition parties. This person is responsible for over 50,000 deaths. And the worst part is that you and I have been forced to give him money. That's right. What?

Vladimir Zelensky is my creepiest you. I'm joking. Although that would probably win. Not I think about it. Damn it. I was speaking. For just a second, I clenched. I did a cagel just a second ago.

All right. I brought the butcher of Rostov, the Red Ripper, or the Rostov Ripper, Andrei Chikatilo. I've already brought him. You did in episode 66. And you know what? I already brought Joe Biden. So I said, fuck you, Vittie. You're going to cheat?

I'm going to cheat. I brought the actual creepiest Ukraine. So you're double cheating in an episode. You're refusing to do a consequence. Long again, my friend. You decided to bring Joe Biden last week. So you started this. Your logic?

Yep. Okay. You created this precedent. Andrew Chichitellel is not that creepy. Well, actually, he is. He's nice. He definitely is. And I found a definitive documentary that I'm going to present to you that explains what this creep is actually up to.

I'm going to present this much better than you did when you tried to do this over two years ago. Oh, you are? Yes, I am. Let's start off with my track number one. And this is going to talk about his beginnings and proving that he was born in Ukraine. Because I feel like that's an important part of this. Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo was born in October 16, 1936, into a family of peasants in the village of Yabloknoi in the Ukraine, in the midst of the worst famine the country had ever known. Millions of peasants died as the Soviet dictator Stalin forced them out of their family land holdings and into collective farms.

So that's a bad start, Vinnie. And then because he was born in 36 and he was in Ukraine, he got to witness the German Blitzkrieg. And then that was followed by another famine. So he had a tough go starting off his life, all right? Now, because of this, he had some issues. And one of his issues was he was impotent. He had a hard time getting a boner. I remember when I did this.

So he was a school teacher. And what he would do is he would fondle little girls' genitalia and then ejaculate out himself while he was doing it. That was the way he was getting off. now that didn't last very long unfortunately he had to up the ante so if you want to play my my second clip here we'll talk about what he's done

all right chikatilo a former school teacher and devout communist was accused of killing and mutilating 53 women and children over a period of 12 years all right so he killed 53

children and women most were between the ages of 8 and 25 the majority being teenagers and pre-teens and this guy was a monster Vinny his trial did not go well for him if you play my third track you'll see that the people who came here were victimized

sadist accursed killer the voices in the court are crying son of a bitch scum what have you done killer vile creature hand him over to us we'll make a court fit for him

what's that lady gonna do what fuck out of here with crazy eyes she's gonna fucking take crazy eyes I think that if they all ganged up on them together they could probably get something done would be my guess so this is him explaining what he did

my fourth track here sure sure for six long months Chikatilo described in detail how he picked up his victim at railway stations, bus stops, and on street corners, and lured them to their death in the woods. The case against him took prosecutors more than a year to build up. It filled more than 200 volumes.

The evidence was often too much to bear for those who had lost their loved ones. Sometimes even his guards couldn't stand it. Jesus Christ, you're a Russian guard, you're like, guard you're like this guy's a monster I don't know this sounds pretty brutal these are all communists getting together and going we don't like this guy

yeah these are fans of Stalin who are like you've taken this too far yeah this guy's a problem okay all right so let's get it starts with the first murder sure in 1978 this is my next track that explains that Mishavoy Lane number 26

here on October the 22nd 1978 Chikatilo carried out his first murder old Lena Zakotnova. Jikatilo had met the girl at a nearby tram stop and persuaded her to come back with him to his house. After she walked through the front door, he turned off the light, forced her to the ground

and strangled her. Now the fun thing about this guy is that he really wanted to be a rapidy raper, but he wasn't able to pull that part off. Yeah, that's frustrating. that's frustrating that is frustrating when you feel like you're really good at something and it's just not working for you yeah like i wanted to be a professional skateboarder when i was younger i just i didn't have it i wasn't athletic enough what what this is is like going to the store buying the pads getting the elbow pads the knee pads the helmet oh i get the best deck

the best wheels the trucks yep and then you get there it's time to go and you just fall flat on your face i could understand why that would be frustrated yeah you smash your face your teeth get misaligned, yeah, it's a whole thing. And now a kid is dead. Okay. And you still haven't caves. So after this first murder, he mutilated the body, dropped it in nearby river. Now, the kicker is a different guy was arrested and sent us to death.

This is the Soviet Union. And my guy was the cop. I just want to point that out. My guy was the cop. Yes. And he did a bad job. No, that's not the case. The USSR is a very big area.

That would be a wild coincidence. No, they actually convicted a different person of murdering this nine-year-old. and that person was sentenced to death and was crazy that witnesses saw this guy with that girl they could have convicted them after his first murder none of this would have happened

so way to go USSR good job so long after killing his first victim his sexual obsession was starting to take control of him he would start to hang out with prostitutes and tramps at the train station every night and he was a little bit oppressed growing up when it comes to sex

my sixth track here we'll get into that We were brought up to believe that all sex was harmful, that we must only work in industry and build communism. All the rest was unnecessary. It was useless. And I was convinced that if it was unnecessary, it didn't matter if I couldn't get my thing to stand up. I wasn't sorry. But all this pressed down on my brain.

I didn't want to go there, but the people kept coming masses of them. You have to lie with beggars for the whole night at railway stations when you go in a business trip, because there were never any vacancies in the hotels. So the people went there and so did I. I watched a couple of times and then I became infected. It's just like drugs. All right, so you got all these horrors, all these prostitutes hanging out. Yeah, this is all their fault.

They're all fucking. He's like, oh, I think fucking is bad. I heard that we should only be doing communism. Communism equals, or is greater than are equal to fucking. Yeah. Is what he was taught. Yeah, you can't charge for that. You have to share it with everyone.

Right. So then he decided to grab a 17-year-old. year old girl who I don't know what she was thinking she's like all right yeah let's go so they go down by the river from the train station he tries to get it up and do it with her he can't he's a very frustrated about it so then he decides to kill her and throw her in the river and that's when the killing spree began because after the first killing in 78 he didn't kill again until 81 he actually felt bad about it for a while and then he got over it and then he moved on and my track number seven this is how you get away with being a serial killer I can't stress this enough the unusual thing

on Chichotillo's victims was their diversity. Some were young, innocent children. Others were tramps or cheap prostitutes. They were so different from one another that police were convinced they were dealing not with one, but with several killers. See, diversity, Vinny. How many times when I say on this show,

diversity is our strength if you're a serial killer. Oh, okay. Only if you're a serial killer. Diversity works out very well for you. I don't remember that at the last meeting. Don't look for, you know, Don't leave patterns. Don't make it all the same kind of person.

That is true. You know, once you have. That was shot cross his fuck up. Yeah. One should have killed a child or two. Yeah. Once they know, he like to cut off the balls, like you keep doing it. They're like, okay.

Yeah. All right. So fast balls in your pockets. You got some splated to do, pal. Fast forward. By 1984, he's gone on quite the, uh, the spree. My track eight here. You got it.

By the summer of 1984, Chikatillo had killed more than 30 women and children, 15 of them within that year alone. Although rumors were spreading, the official media kept silent. No indication was given that a serial killer was at large. It was typical of the way the Soviet media focused exclusively on good news in the days before Glasnost. Huh. So the communists focused on good news. I wonder if that's similar to like, I don't know, the bi-nobes.

Biden administration and the news media like around here I don't know like it seems like the U.S. is also really focused on just good news and isn't every fucking administration in the White House just trying to push out the narrative that they want at all times? Yeah, did you watch CNN

between 2017 and 2020? You know I didn't. Not once. There's not a lot of good news being reported on. Now it's all good news. Now all of a sudden it's amazing or have this proxy war against Russia and Ukraine. It's great. All of our money's going there.

It's fan fuckentastic. Well, from what I'm going to the White House. We don't know who's it is. We don't care. It doesn't matter. Whatever. Moving on.

It's great. Dude. There's always, there's a cocaine room in the White House. I know. I've been there. All right. Now, my track number 9 in 1984,

he has picked up for one of these murders. And now he leaves his semen on a lot of the victims. Uh-oh. So they have the semen and they pick him up. And they decide to, go ahead and do some type of, not DNA, but just wanted to check to see if it's the same blood type. Okay, here you go.

Laboratory tests had identified traces of sperm found on the bodies of the victims as belonging to group A.B. But Chiquatillo's blood was a different group. According to Russian medical experts, all men had the same blood as sperm groups. No one, not even Chiquatillo himself, could have known that he was a one-in-a-million exception. So it's crazy because his blood was A, but his sperm was A, B.

So that went him off the hook right there. They're like, they should have checked his sperm, which I guess would be hard to do because he can't get it up. Sure. You know, unless they, like, put a 9-year-old in front of him, then maybe he could have given them a sample. Now spread your ass all. So the best part is he's married during all of this. Here's a towel, Andre. He's married during all this.

He would come home bloody and cut up, and his wife still had no idea what was going on. His wife never knew this is what he was up to. He'd just be like, ah, yeah, work was tough today. he said he had to move barbed wire around the warehouse that's why he was getting out cut up and stuff it's like yeah let's let's make that asshole move the barbed wire makes sense so weird so anyway how crazy is that because one in a million case that his blood type and sperm are different he was let off the hook in 1984 and went on a crazy spree from 84 to 1990 and just got crazier and crazier. This is my last track, number 10 here. As the years passed, the killings

were beginning to get more and more grisly. Some of the bodies bore dozens of wounds. Others were decapitated or had the genitals cut off. Like an addict, Chicatilo needed more and more suffering to obtain his perverted sexual satisfaction. When I spoke to Chiquatillo, he said that by the end, the sex of the victim didn't matter anymore. So, in fact, between 88 and 90, 11 of the murders were boys. So it wasn't just girls and women. This is when it got serious for all of us. He's actually getting off by murdering boys as well,

cutting off their penises and their balls, as you had mentioned. And in 1990, he done messed up. They found his 53rd victim in the woods. And they found out that he was at the station at the same time that she was at the station. They had records of that. So then they started research. They realized like, wow, every time we find one of these victims, this guy happens to be in town that day. Whether it's a business trip or he just moved around for different jobs.

And they went, huh. Well, there wasn't any specific patterns as far as the victims. we're concerned. Geography really bit this guy at the ass. They really were able to piece that together. That's one thing they're good at doing over there is tracking where you were. Correct. They do like to keep records of that. Yes. Yeah, during that time in particular. Big brother is watching you. Yes. Yeah. Not a it's like trying to commit a crime now back then in that in Russia or anywhere in the Soviet Union was difficult. Not really. He murdered 53 people, mutilated them, left them all over the place.

Yeah, but then they looked at the records and they were like, yeah, I got you for here, I got you here, I got you here, I got you here, I got you here. They finally did. But yes, he was on a 12-year stint that he had gone through and he was put to death in 92. Chikotillo, by far, the creepiest Ukrainian not named Zelensky. I rest my case. Vote for Carl at the creepup.com. If you do, then you guys get to choose my consequence.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Should I mention that again, Vinnie? If I win this week, you, the listeners, get to choose my make-good for driving to Gary Indiana, my consequence. If you vote for Vinny this week, ladies and gentlemen, Carl has to do what? I'll have to spin twice. Oh.

So we could have two times the fun, everybody, just like your buddy, two-ton Vinny over here, two times the fun. Come on. I see what you did. Thank you. Let's do it. Hey, Carl. What segment are we doing next, pal?

Oh, I think we got to do it. Who are these creepos? Am I right about that? I can't wait. Let's do it. Oh, let's definitely get right on that. Creepos. Today we're talking about Zavgirl, which is a YouTube channel.

A true crime YouTuber Zavgirl. She's made the news lately. Yes. Let me read from said news for you. So it says, a true crime YouTuber has faced a backlash online and from the parents of the murdered. Gannon Stotch after sharing his autopsy photos online. Zabgirl last week shared images of Gannon as part of a true crime video focused on his murder.

The 11-year-old was killed by his stepmother in January of 2020. In May of this year, she was sentenced to life imprisonment without parole on two counts of murder. During the trial, prosecutor said she stabbed her stepson 18 times and shot him. Gannon died from a gunshot wound and skull fracture. While Zab Girl has a public YouTube account with over 8,000 subscribers, the clip that has caused the controversy was available only to those who subscribed to her Patreon page. Smart business move right there.

She might be in the running for creepiest podcast with that move. This platform allows people to subscribe to individuals for a monthly fee. Okay, we know what that is. If you don't, just visit patreon.com backslash the creep off. Correct. The YouTuber was able to access the autopsy photos after paying for them as part of the freedom of information request. So the father of this child condemned this and said he deemed these actions to be evil.

He quotes, the word I used to describe it as evil. The world got enough information from the trial to have every discussion they want to have. Why do we need to have a freedom of information request and pay for this kind of information and then dishonor my son by putting his photos out like that. Patreon has since deleted the video as well as Zobgirl's account. A Patreon spokesperson told Newsweek about the incident. We removed Zob Girl from Patreon for violations of our community guidelines for violent and graphic content. To create a safe environment for users, Patreon does not allow content glorifying or promoting violence of any kind.

Now, Vinnie, I don't know why you're rooting for censorship. I don't know why you're not on the side of free speech here. This is ridiculous. Okay. You know who the father should be mad at, his wife, the stepmom, who murdered his son. Why is he mad at the YouTuber? The YouTuber had nothing to do with any of this. And autopsy photos are available.

People can look at them. There was an autopsy done. All right. So here's what I want to put on the wheel for next week. I want to put up the childhood photos of your baby feet, of your hooves. Can we do that? I have them, yeah. Can we put them on the, uh, sure.

Patreon? Of course. Can we put pictures of your childhood feet on the Patreon and you're fine with it? of course all right never mind i stay corrected free speech i bet dude most people don't even know what club footing means i including you i think i have no problem with that at all i purposely tried not to google it yeah this family does have to be fucking pissed though the dad the dad complains and this woman loses her patreon over it that's some bullshit right there because anyone who wants to see this kind of stuff it's salacious we know what true crime is we know what people want

to see they want to see the graphic images that's what they're in in it for and it's every True Crime Podcasts, or aside from us, because we're funny, is doing this for that type of attention, all right? So if you play my apology video here, I believe I sent you the link to it. Oh, I have it ready to go, pal. That's it right there. So this is where I have a problem with Zob Girl, because this idiot decides to go on an apology and apologize, but not apologize at the same time.

This is my least favorite type of apology right here. Like you've got to commit to one thing or the other. Welcome to the All Apologies podcast segment on The Creepoff. I know. It's coming up a lot lately. Hi, everyone. If you're listening to this, then you likely know about the last few days. I want to apologize to everyone I've heard, but especially Gannon's family.

I've been doing some major soul searching and reflecting. There are many trying to define my motivations, and while I'm not looking for forgiveness or trying to make excuses, I do hope to provide additional context that has not been made clear. I have followed the Letitia Stout case closely and it was actually during the trial that I made the official records request and it was in El Paso County, Colorado. I requested all the video, audio, and written records.

I made no request for autopsy photos. I wanted all trial records but my main interest were interviews with Letitia. The autopsy photos just happened to be in the files. I spent time reviewing what I received so I could provide more info from the trial. I believe many of my images were already shown. Got it.

Okay. Oh, yeah, we're going to have to back up just a second because this is where she kind of changes her tone a little bit. Okay. So she starts up by saying she needs to do some soul searching. She's going to go on to say she has to work on herself and figure this all out. But Vinnie, they gave this information.

Wouldn't you have used these images in your presentation? I wouldn't have done a FOIA request and gotten this? I wouldn't have wanted to look at them. But maybe. Depends on, you know, be hard not to, right? If we had a live show coming up, depending on what the score was on the board.

Right. Be hard not to. Okay. So you just heard her say she's really upset about the harm she's caused, even though she's not the one who murdered this kid. She's upset for the family, although she had nothing to do with the family's predicament here. But listen to what she says.

No. Images were already shown during the televised trial, and I saw the photos on other public YouTube channels that live streamed the trial and shared the evidence. I didn't think any of the images were new. These photos were already public, although the video I put together with the coroner's voice was my own creation. I chose to put the video on Patreon because of the sensitive nature of the evidence. Putting the evidence behind a paywall meant added security.

And I naively thought they wouldn't be. Bullshit. You put it on Patreon because you do you get people to subscribe to see this thing. You didn't do it because you're just like, look it. I wanted to put it out there, but not for everyone. You know, I think that would hurt people's feelings. So just a, you know, few people want to give me money are allowed to see it. But did you hear what she said there?

This is not how you apologize. You go, look, I'm not the first person to share these. I don't know why they're mad at me. I saw this all over the place. Everyone's doing this. Well, I have trouble arguing with any of this with her. When it's framed as, hey, she put it behind there just for the cash. Yeah, that's obviously what's going on here.

She's not fooling me. I've been a podcaster for too long. Yeah. All right, give it going. We made public. The video I created with a voice from the corner was a, meant to be shared outside of Patreon and I chose not to put the photos

on YouTube, a public forum where the views would have allowed me to make more money and the photos would be seen by more people. Oh. Because the video was placed behind a people. Oh, yeah, yeah. Rumors about the images not being blurred or being different than what was shown in trial started to surface. No photos

shows genitalia. I mean, no jokes about the photos. I don't even cuss on the machine. Wait, time out. Well, your Patreon sucks if you're not making jokes. Yeah, I was just going to say, She put those two things next to each other I didn't show genitalia and I didn't make jokes Which I wouldn't have thought this When I first heard about her doing this

But I'm starting to think she was goofed out How small this kid's weeder was That's the only thing you could conclude from that She's like, look and I didn't even show the kid's dick And I certainly wasn't making jokes about the size We could have all had a big laugh on that And I didn't do it That's a weird thing to say

I could have dunked on this kid's little dick all day And I did And you're all mad at me That was a weird part of his apology You're like I didn't even think for a second That's what you were doing But now I do Thank you for picking up on that

That flew right past me That's fucking hysteric great All right And I would never allow derogatory remarks about a victim I realized my intentions Were not communicated well My channel style

is sort of me hanging out with friends And speaking off the cuff And I did not articulate my reasons Or think my decision through At this time my Patreon website Has been shut down I am not sharing any of the photos or video anywhere

although you can see the photos published on other popular channels. Nothing you see is from me nor will ever be. Wow. To those who have supported me and followed my channel and to the true crime community, I'm sorry I let you down. You cannot imagine the pain Gannon's family has gone through. Apology not accepted. My anger over what happened again is the reason I started following the case.

I'm not this evil, heartless person like many are saying, but I'm also doing a lot of self-reflecting. I'm looking into sensitivity training. I did not want to add to the family's loss with anything I said or shared about this case. It will be a long time before I ever trust myself or my decisions again. To Gannon's family, I have no words that can make this better. No one should have to ever go through what you guys have been through. I'm so very sorry for any pain that I have caused you.

Okay. So which is it? Did she do nothing wrong and everyone else is doing this too? Or does she need sensitivity training and she needs to reflect? and figure out to be better in the future. Because I heard both of those things. The cop out there is, and I'm considering sensitivity trading. Yeah, I'm considering sensitivity trading.

Right. Yeah, I would have do the work. I'll be back in a few weeks after having done the work and everything will be good, right? I would have liked this as she was just like, it's on other YouTube channels. Do your homework. Do your homework. Do your homework. I love that guy.

J. Maine. So, yeah, Vinnie, that is my creepo this week, Zav Girl. You got to stick by your guns. if you're going to do something, do it. You won't hear me on here apologizing. Did I say, I'm sorry, I didn't go to Gary, Indiana? No, I said there was a shitty, fucked up consequence that no person who's successful in life could possibly do.

That's what I said. Wow, Carl. No apologies. I find those words to be very offensive. Okay, I'm sorry. I would like you to apologize for those words. I shouldn't have said that. You're right.

Thank you, Carl. When we pick the consequences and we both agreed, that's my fault. Listen, I'm considering since, positivity training because the way I deal with fat people is wrong and I know that and I know I say very hurtful things. So I just want to apologize for saying those hurtful things and I'm doing the work and I'm going to be better in the future. I promise you.

That's all I could have ever asked for, Carl. Apologi, accept it. Yay. Oh, fuck you. All right. Carl, you ready to do some voicemails? Let's do it. All right there brought to us by our friends and sisters.

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here's first one telling us how we suck Hey I just got finished listening to the latest episode And you guys covered that fat woman Who like was defending her boyfriend getting arrested And it was super hilarious because she was getting arrested And she was really dumb Yep Except I didn't really find that funny

Because I laughed all my laughs out six months ago When a show called Gaywave Radio Covered that video with Royce Lopez, your buddy And it was a lot funnier when they did it It's because it's a video show, and you can see how fat and stupid she is and all the stuff that was going on. So it's way better than the creep off doing it. That's all I want to say. You suck.

Bye. All right. First off, my apologies for copying Daywhip. I did not see that. I love Royce. But secondly, this is a video show, sir. Check out our YouTube channel. You can watch all these episodes.

We do them live 1 p.m. on Mondays. And if you can't make it for the live show, they're up forever after that. Folks, all you have to do is visit the creepoff.com and right at the top of the page is the video of every episode. There you go. I forgot. We added the videos to our website too. There you go. They're right there for you. Anyway, my apologies to Royce. I love Royce. Yeah. No need and no intent to borrow a bit. You like I apologize twice as I said I'd never apologize out here. You want to hear an actual apology, Carl?

By the way, I'm sorry that I'm doing that. I'm sorry that I keep apologizing. It's fucked up. The name of this episode is going to be all apologies. Perfect. The all apologies. podcast. It's going to be the name of this episode. Yes, let's optimize for that. So when they were searching for it,

they find the creep off. Love it, done. Love it. Okay. Here's an actual apology from a listener, Carl. Listen, this is how it's really done. Vin, hey, I have to apologize. I think I left the voicemail in the past where I was, you know, making fun of your size.

Yeah. And I'm watching, I think, the latest WATP in you're on there. And, like, this first time, like, I'd never actually seen you before I just heard your voice, and, you know, he kind of cover crosses. Well, everybody makes fun of you for. You know, you know what they make funny you for. Oh, I'm aware.

Like, you're not even, I'm watching you. And you're, you're standing up in the sewer carl is sitting on his fat, nerdy ass. You're standing up, moving around, like, and today is America, you're not even a fat guy. Like, barely, you're like, husky. I feel so bad for ever calling you fat and making fun of you. I mean, your voice, it sounds like your, you come across from the podcast. I don't know if you could do, like, some neck exorcist.

I lose some, like, vocal fat, is that a thing? Maybe. I guess, I just want to say, I'm sorry. Forgiven. All right, he's not Vito Giswaldi, but still, guys, you can all say it, but he's quite overweight. Come on. I'll fucking fight you. I mean, comparing him to all other Americans.

Okay, yeah, that's a good point. You got me there. Is that way you were black today, Biddy? Because you knew you were going to play that. Carl. Carl? Yeah. I played it out of order.

I was going to play that one next. I switched him just to get it in there. But I will say this. I took the infinit fat test. And I have to completely point this out all the time. You aced. I know. I am midfat, folks.

I am midfat. Okay? I'm fat. Yes. I understand, but I have midfat. On a scale of one to infinity. Fitifat. You're somewhere in the middle.

You're somewhere in the middle. I think, okay, there you go. That's cool. He's a bell. It's a bell curve, people. And Vinnie's belly is that belker. If I'm not your favorite fat host, then I'd be offended. Correct. All right. Carl, this one is going to take me right back down to earth. Vini, holy shit.

You're pissing C-point joke. That was the stupidest shit I ever heard. Which joke I missed it? Last week I made fun of you having pissy sheets at your meetings. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, and then you no sold it. And I continued to press on with it. And he said it was the dumbest thing he's ever heard.

All right, I got a couple of voicemails for us here. Hey, Carl. Watch from Indiana. I just wanted to call in and congratulate you for, being so brave and finally coming out of the closet you know it's a hard thing to do

you can turn your you can really turn your life upside down and also it's July when are you going to Gary Hackberger we're waiting don't call me back

why did they play that hold on it's like there's got to be a better one out here why did you play that there's gonna be a better one than that you wanted to point out again more reasons to vote for hey Carl Joe's out B

I've got a Crete nomination for creep alert or whatever the fuck it's called. And that's Vinnie for tricking so many people into voting for Joe Biden. Yep. Not the first time it has happened. We did that joke. Call me back. All right, one more.

What's up, Carl, you childish faggot? This is for your identification. A pedophile is an adult who is attracted to children, knows it's wrong, doesn't act on it. A pederast is an adult who engages in sex with children. Therefore, Carl, you're a pedophile, and Vinnie Paulino is a peterast. Jesus. No, no, no, no, sir.

I didn't know where that was going. Your definitions may be correct, but your examples are wildly wrong, sir. Yeah, that one got away at the end there. Holy shit. You are 50% correct there, sir. 50% correct. Holy cow. You got any more?

Nope, that's all I got All right Should we do I think there was a one or two Super Chess that came in And then we'll get to a parade Oh we got a bunch actually Andre Chichitello

He wasn't a boner guy Thanks to the two bucks Are you a boner guy? Oh I was a boner guy Uncle Sammy Boo Thanks for the 499 says When are you creepo's gonna post The Autopsy photos of the dead kids

From Vinnie's creep on your guys Patreon Yes! Good idea I mean no No Please send the pictures of your feet is a child and I'll put them up there. All right. And a little picture of me is P.T. Barnum.

Step right up, folks. Come on up. Sounds good, buddy. Sounds good. Lobster foot, everybody. Come on up. Step up and see lobster foot. I don't even know what that means.

Dayla, $2. This sounds like a history channel World War II show. Sure does. Don't you love that? And by the way, let me just say this. I'm sorry to have to go back to the contest part. But dude, you go, well, I'm going to school you on my presentation. All you did was come up a documentary and show.

I did a pretty good job presenting it, though, didn't I? I mean, it's a 45-minute-long documentary that I squeezed down and made compelling and interesting. Oh, fuck yourself. Hit all the important parts. De La, thanks for the two bucks. Put it out of the episode of the creep-after on the wheel. Do an episode of the creep-offter on the wheel.

So we would have to do our own after show? Hard pass. Is that what De La say? Is he think that his job is so difficult that would be a consequence for us? I'd love to explain to you how great of a job I did after the show. Yeah, send him the link. Bill Loney, Chuck or Andy could use an apology for his podcast. Yeah, he should use that apology.

Actually, it's fucking ridiculous. And actually, I saw Christian Blatt in the comments say she should have used a ukulele while she was doing, making that video. It would have been better. Uncle Sammy Pooh, thanks to Don Knight, says, you guys missed my last super chat. No, we didn't. No, we just didn't get back to it. But thank you. If you think that we missed your super chat, super chat is again.

Just skip super chatting us until we read all your super chat. chants hold on one second i want to make sure i put up the proper link because he put it in here for the creep af off oh you did okay let's yeah let's find that yeah give me just a second can find the after show where dela and bill loney battle it out again for us and i'm team dela all the way dala posted one more time fuck this i forgot to start all right we're too popular today there's too many comments to go through all right uh you don't want i never play enough do remember the metal scum great team we got i don't know if i do let's just pop it back in for fun it's it's quick that's awesome it is pretty good okay i don't remember that but you know what though

we need something a little easier to get into it and uh let's do this one because viny's a creep and car's a weirdo i'm not kidding around they're both the generous Psychopaths with no business and a civilized society And they're going to take you on a scum parade Can I start off? Oh, go ahead and flash the URL up there. I see it.

There it is, folks. At the creep after. Always good to make up words in your URL. It's always a good idea. So if you don't mind, I'm going to start off our scum parade today, something I don't normally do. Carl, you did.

You actually brought... I did. Now, before you play that, let me just read the note I got from Joey Cornelius. He says, hey, dude, this is for the creep off this time. He writes to me from time to time for the various shows I do. A guy who lived a couple of streets over from me and would come into the liquor store I worked at when I was 21, just got arrested for buying and selling human remains. Was sleeping with skeletons and had an AK-47, four frags and body armor in his apartment, also served a prior prison sentence for explosives. Dude always came with a great attitude, though.

It seemed like a methad for sure, but geez, what a fucking creep. Check out this news story, Betty. This is a listener to the show, a guy he knew. All right. Hold on, I got the clip right here. I'm making Vinny work hard with that. This is the criminal complaint, which showed a little bit more about what agents found inside of the home. First, let me tell you about the suspect.

His name is James Knott. The FBI raided the 40-year-old's apartment yesterday morning. Agents found as many as 40 skulls, rib cages, hip bones, all human remains. They were all over the suspect's apartment on Love Avenue in Mount Washington. This is all according to that criminal complaint I just showed you. One of the skulls had a scarf around its neck. Another was on the very bed where not slept, agents said. Agents accused not of buying and selling the human bones online.

Some of the bones, they said, were stolen from a mortuary. in Arkansas. They also mentioned the large number of packages not would get at his place, something his neighbors told me. They thought it was weird too. But we never knew what was in it. I mean, it just shocks me. And it shocked several of their other neighbors as well. Investigators say not use the name William Burke to sell the remains online. It was social media, that helped confirm the case against him. The documents say Nott was dealing with another man named Jeremy Pauley. He was out of Pennsylvania.

When they searched that man's home, they found human skin and organs. The network they were a part of also included the manager of a morgue at Harvard Medical School. The agents found a Harvard medical bag inside of Knott's apartment as well. I love that they interviewed the neighbors And they're like the neighbors Were also shocked by this I'd love to meet the one guy Just like yeah I had a feeling

There were a bunch of human remains in those bags He was getting delivered I had a feeling I knew all I knew it was bones the whole time I told my wife Did not tell you honey He had 40 skulls in his apartment Human skulls

I know we usually wait on super chats But this one I feel like I'm gonna throw up Uncle Sammy Pooh Thanks for the Downer Night Says to Carl for a trip to the orthodontist All right that should cover the gas thank you sir good good much appreciated all right that's fucking crazy yeah that's pretty nuts so guys uh continue to send in your creeps to us especially if you know the people hey uh

what's carl's peal box again case anybody has anything they want to send him who are these dot com you can find the address for that great are you ready to hit up some of the stories i said chiccaro yes i is that's fucking crazy please again send us all that stuff we love it uh let's start with the principal at a middle school in New York, Carl. Daniel Erickson, he's 55. He allegedly started to communicate on Snapchat with a 16-year-old student and allegedly made statements in eventual overt actions to indicate he was going to engage in sexual conduct with the minor.

Now, unlike the pedophile hunter videos and things like that we've done in the past, this was actually one of his students. Right. This is my problem with all those videos where a guy shows up to Walmart to meet up with a 14-year-old. there never was a 14 year old in this case meeting up with the McDonald's there most certainly was a 16 year old girl now he had been allegedly had been talking for about a week before they scheduled a meet up on july 7 erick said is accused him making multiple attempts to meet with the girl including by going to her home honey why is the principal here it's a bold

why did he bring flowers yeah this thing blows my mind on july 5th deputies learned about Erickson's alleged intentions to meet up with the team and said that there was no further risk or harm to the juvenile female after that point. In a news briefing, the sheriff said detectives went to where Erickson and the teen were supposed to meet, and Erickson arrived and reportedly brought condoms on McDonald's grimace shake and some chicken nuggets. Who doesn't get horny after some chicken McNuggs? Now, he brought condoms, which tells me he's responsible.

So I appreciate that. However, the S on the end. They keep those laying around the offices in the schools. You could just grab a handful on your way out. That's true. That's true. I don't know that you need more than one, though. Girls that age rarely want to go for a round two.

Or so I'm told. So I don't know that you really need to bring multiple condoms. Good point. Great points. He was arrested and charged with lured a child and attempted rape. He's being held without bail. Now, the superintendent said that he has been with the district for 23 or 24 years, that he's worked as administrator for 20 years.

and that the school district is very disturbed about this allegation. Yeah, and personally, I'm shocked that someone who chooses to work around children is also sexually attracted to them. That's never happened before. The other night after the board teacher show. Oh, God. Should we talk about that? Because I went on the Drew and Mike show last week and talked about the board teachers podcast,

which is teachers off duty. And I did that because they were coming to this comedy. club that we were in right now this past weekend. Vinnie was none too pleased that I was calling them out before the shows. I said, could you wait till the week after till they're God, Carl? No, that it's coming to God. Go ahead, please tell us. Well, I'm not going to tell you about them, but I'll just say this about them.

They weren't hilarious. It wasn't hilarious, Vinny. I was at the back of the room going, what the hell is he supposed to be? At one point when there was a guy, a male teacher who's three of me, That makes him a veto and a half. Vito.5, gross. Comes running up to the stage with a towel over his head while they're playing hot for teacher. And everybody's jumping up.

Oh, the fat guy's going to dance. I find that offensive. I like it when you do it in your act. But yeah, it sounds like that wasn't very good. He's ripping me off. Now, I'll just say one thing that you told me about these shows. Okay. Because I found this amusing.

Oh, my God, Carl, please. So this is a show where it's only attended. by teachers because similar to police officers they can only talk to each other it's always work talk they can only relate to each other teachers are the same thing i've experienced this in my life teachers get together and they just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you know they think that they have all these war stories and shit so they come out to see these comics who are also teachers and they don't even pay attention they talk amongst themselves their bad comedy audience because they can't stop fucking being the center of attention for two seconds let someone

else talk it was infuriating everything about it was the one thing the teacher should know is if you're an audience member to shut the fuck up and pay attention i was standing in the back of the room in the gorilla position and i lead over to jake the showroom manager and i go you want to flick the lights or something what are we going to do with these fucking people we're going to teach your attention now please the show has started five minutes ago can i please have your attention they were so believable loud and obnoxious. You said you were standing in the guerrilla position? Yeah, it's back behind the soundboard and all that stuff.

It's called the guerrilla position. Oh, I was this picture you do like this. I got confused. I was just fucking jumping around like an asshole. That's great. Oh, shit. So either way, they were terrible. But after the show, I had done Zero Dark Tony's live stream.

I had a lot of fun with that. It was very fun. We watched little people, little female boxing. Oh, cool. It was a lot of fun. That is fun. You can find that on his channel if you want to watch it. But I had walked out after this show had let off.

I was in the studio and I came out and I was talking to a couple of our servers who were friends of mine. And we were all just standing in front of the place. And it was late. And they were throwing everybody out at this point. All the real drunks were still there, Carl. You know how that goes. Sure. Yeah.

They're all just hanging out. And this one lady is very clearly like a divorcee. And she's talking to the. the search. She's like, ah. And I'm standing there. And I see her. She just starts talking and she brings up out of nowhere. I've been divorced. And, you know, I got to tell you now I see some of these kids that I taught. And I'm like, God damn. She starts just getting all loose-lipped with it. Oh, boy. And I start saying stuff like, oh, you should have struck with the iron was hot. And the servers are fucking cranking up. You could have taken that kid's virginity. You fucked up. You've done fucked up.

You could have done us a real service, honey. But she was so drunk her sister, I had to come and get her. It was something else. But, yeah, those teachers, they think about it. They definitely think about it. That was my point before we got sidetracked is they definitely think about it. I'll remember that lady until the day I die now. Wow.

Sorry, we went off on that tangent right there. I just re-devedoed the show, but I thought it was worth it. I'm tired of story from the gorilla thing. Okay. You want to go to Colorado, Carl? Yeah. I don't know if this is the dumbest excuse I've ever heard or the most brilliant. I still am not sure.

I love it, though. I do too. This is pretty solid. Zachary Francis Santee of Muncie, Colorado was charged following investigation when the mother of his infant child discovered bruises. The baby was taken over to his house for an overnight visit. He calls the mother in the middle of the night and says, the baby's crying, being really fussy. I'm going to bring him back over to you tomorrow. So when he brings the baby back, the mother's changing the kid's clear.

and notices bruises over the arms and the neck. The kid's crying, not doing well. And she says to him, why is our child covered in bruises? Yeah, good question. And he said, well, you know, I don't know. Maybe the baby was sucking on his own arm or something. I don't know. Did he sleep weird?

Then he goes, oh, you know, I think my apartment's haunted. It might have been a ghost. There it is. It might have been a ghost. Like he was going down the list. He goes, oh, I know what it was. Silly me. The way that slapped, that doesn't make any sense.

It was probably the poltergeist. Yes, it was probably the ghost. Right. I remember the other day, I thought somebody poked me in the ribs. Maybe the ghost is just poking the baby. He did say that specifically. Correct. Yeah, that was his.

That's amazing. Yeah. And just very matter of factly. So the mother calls the doctor's office because she's obviously not believing this, but she's just like, whatever, I got to take care of this kid. Goes to the hospital. Eventually they discovered that this child had a broken leg. Oh, boy.

Fucking ghosts. Fucking ghosts. They're a real problem. of those ghosts. Yeah. So either way, he's under arrest. And he's on a $99,000 unsecured bail lease.

So he got out on bail. A kid's leg is broken. And he's blaming fucking Casper. Well, and the mom is pretty sure that it wasn't a ghost because I guess he's not great around babies. So one of the things that they said that he was doing. Let's point this out.

Was when the baby would cry, he would mock it and cry back the way the baby. Yeah, where, where, where. And the fantasy, A, says that a ghost broke its leg, and then B is mocking the baby to its face. Give this guy a Netflix special. This guy's a fucking riot. I love this guy.

It's hilarious. Yeah, maybe the ghost got the little cry baby. Wee. Is this Michael C? How long does it be we see Michael C? Vinny Cheney the People's Hut. Nice to see you again. Oh, God.

I missed that. Thank you. If you don't believe say it exists not as a goat's man, but an evil force in the reality, then ask yourself how a human could do such a thing. Well, I think humans could do horrible things very easily. Yeah, it's called crystal meth. Yeah.

Human nature is not great. Like, the first thing when we do something really horrible is not like, oh my gosh, help them. The majority of people, the first thing they think is, how do I not get in trouble for this? Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. All right, Carl. Let's go down to Florida, shall we? Yes.

Okay. You know what, for the old time's sake, I'm hitting old drops. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Oh, there it is. You got to get your Florida You got to get your shit to get us

Come in a lot Come on for a gun Come on for a gun Knife-wielding Florida woman stabbed three hospital employees as she removed her three-day-old infant from a ventilator Thursday night. Jesus Christ, that's a mouthful. Now, for those of you who are fans of the show, one of the things you might realize is that sounds like the story you would end with.

Yeah, no, it gets worse. Yeah, Kendrick Green was arrested on suspicion of two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, one count of simple battery, and one count of aggravated child abuse. She had recently given birth to a newborn from the neonatal intensive unit, the Nick unit at Palms West Hospital. Vinny. Yeah. That sentence.

She had recently given birth to a newborn. Yeah, I know. I should have had it. Should I? I think. Okay. Anyway, sorry. Keep going.

Okay. When she returned Thursday to take the child, she tried leaving it with the child after removing the baby from a ventilator. I love something in there. Can I just go in and grab it real quick? I was, I was, you remember me? I was here a few days ago.

I left something here. Let me just go grab it and I'll be out of your hair. So she goes into this room where the vent. ventilator is and pulled the ventilator tubes out of this baby that's premature. Sounds like a bad idea. I don't know if she's trained for that. Well, she's not and the staff who witnessed this

happening said she did it in a very rough manner. Now, the three employees tried to stop her from doing this and they got stabbed for their trouble. They were all injured. They were treated for non-life-threatening injuries. I want to point something out, Vinnie. Healthcare workers have very difficult jobs and I praise them for the work that they do every day. I cannot do it myself. woman with a knife

should not be their problem they should be able to let that person go that person wants to murder me on your way ma'am I think they were probably just so shocked they were trying to stop her from hurting the baby it says in there that they're told that they have to try to stop the person from stealing the baby

oh people are always trying to steal fucking babies we fucking wants one what do you want to do go to the park and play catch or something this is what I say get a ball you don't need a baby You want a baby so bad, save up your money. Save up your money and buy one. That's what I say. Don't steal it.

Well, what do you think they get the baby to sell you? Well, right, exactly. So if you're going to be on the black market, at least be a buyer. Good idea. Now, here's the fun part. That's a good point. DeWiard Christian says wounds mean more cash for the hospital. That actually makes a lot of sense.

Fight, fight, fight. Right. So they're just like, hey, by the way, If anyone's running around with an axe, make sure you get in their way. And I feel like hospitals give you like a really shitty employee discount too. Yeah, probably true. Like you get 10% off stitches. No, you get the eighth night free or something like that.

Oh, that's even worse. It's not great. Not worse. So fortunately, Kendra dropped off the baby with the family member after she escaped with the child, which is very strange. Hey, listen, could you watch his baby? I got some things I got to do. This is a comedy of errors what this woman did.

she rips this baby away from what's keeping it alive. Yeah. Attacks three different health care workers, stabs all three of them. Yep. And then just brings the baby somewhere and then she goes home. And saddles it on a fucking relative. And then she just goes home where, by the way, they find her. She got arrested.

Well, no, but then it gets even funnier after that because she tries to flee. Yes. Green was found by authorities in her home before she allegedly fled in a vehicle. She crashed. after fleeing into a canal. Into a canal. Fucking retard. Take to the seas.

See, sometimes that Waze app will get you. You got to be careful. Oh, my God. I love this show. This show is just the fucking funniest. I'm guessing that Lifetime won't be making a movie about this woman any time soon. Definitely not. Probably not.

Oh, Michael C is in chat on Subreddit Surfing Wednesdays at 8. Tuesdays at 8. I was going to say, yeah, sometimes. Wednesdays today. This week it's Tuesday. And by the way, can I tell you who I'll tell you who our guest our guest is tomorrow? Who's it going to be? Last week it was Crohs folks. Yep. This week, Tuky's coming by again. Oh, the Tukester. Tukester's going to come and hang out with us. I thought Cardiff hated Tuki. I know. That's why I booked him. Smart. Just, I love to causing dissension with my co-host. I don't know if you've noticed. I have. All right. Carl, where do we start with our

final story? I'd rather not even talk about it. I couldn't read this one. Okay. Well, here's what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to, I have figured out a way to tell this story without completely horrifying everyone. Great. Okay. Maybe I didn't. This is where I remind Vinny that we do a comedy show. He forgets because he hates cats. I love cats. Obviously not. But. Look at that smile on your face. A certain 22-year-old named Thomas William Martel in Chicago didn't really like cats very much. Actually, he did. He loved them too much. but he really loved to murder cats.

Right. And I'm not going to tell you all the heinous, horrible things that he did to cats, but I'm going to tell you this. A cat is not a burrito. Correct. It's not a gas station burrito. You do not treat a cat like a gas station burrito. And also, if I'm this guy, Thomas,

I wouldn't put enjoy killing cats in my Tinder profile. You're not going to get a lot of girlfriends that way. Unless you just find Mrs. Wright doing that and then it was worth it. now how do I put this I mean you might as well read it now I would tease it in I don't want to do though I'm not going to do the whole thing I just explained a couple of things this guy every time his mom or they would have a cat around he says since he was eight years old would kill the cat yeah and then what he would do was find a cat that looked like the cat and bring that one home and replace the cat that he killed so his mother wouldn't catch on that he was doing this he has a girlfriend he starts asking the girlfriend for money to buy fucking cats because all the cats are fucking dying and he's replacing them she figures out that he's doing this right caro she does

she figures out in horrifying ways finds out he's doing this well because he's one of these guys who has to film every fucking crime they're performing so as soon as she unlocks his phone yep he were video evidence of it yeah you need to keep your password on your phone private folks. That's especially Or don't film yourself committing felonies. That's also a thing you could do. There's a couple things you could do there.

Martel was released from detention after posting the $75,000 bond, but he has been arrested. He was blown in by his chick. And folks do not hurt animals, please. Honestly, Minnie, I think they should microwave this guy. I think that would be the right thing to do to this asshole.

I don't disagree with you. Tie him up. Throw him in the middle of the thing. Let it spin. Yep. Do they have microwaves that big? They have to have microwaves that. I'll build it myself. How are you going to do that? I'm very...

Come on, improv, Carl. How are you going to do it? Improv, Carl. What I'll do is I'll buy eight different microwaves, and then I'll combine them. So they're one big microwave? Hello, I'm Mr. Microwave. I have the eight microwaves you ordered. Quick, Carl.

Yes, and, quick, Carl. Let's do more improv. I think I agree with the principal uncertainty. This show's going on way too long. day a lot thanks for two bucks cat lives matter agree uh folks vote at the creepoff dot com carl once again tell everybody what's at stake this week all right it's four to four so this is game point and match whoever gets the point this week will win this round and of course the other person has to spin the wheel now if i win if i win if i win i still have a

consequence that i have not fulfilled nor can i fulfill it so if i win this week if you vote for me I'm going to let you, the listeners, decide my consequence. If, however, Vinny wins, which would suck, I will spin the wheel twice. And how do we know that you're going to do the two consequences you get, sir? Because we took off the consequences that are impossible for me to do. That's how we know. I've done every other consequence I've ever had to do.

I've done it. Relax. Just calm down. No, because I, you like to feed this narrative. Just count down. You got this narrative you're trying to do. Nobody's trying to feed you a new narrative. Nobody's trying to push a narrative.

We don't push narratives here. I told you since it's day one. I'm not driving to fucking Guargettiana. Relax. Calm down. I just want to make sure, you know, if we go with this, you know, you're going to do what you say you're going to do here. That's all. Just making sure.

It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Go, yeah, everybody. There's one more in Super Chat that came in. It's pretty funny. Michael C says, sleep with Trisha Paitis. Ah, the wheel. Going on the wheel.

You got to fuck Miss Piggy. All right. We'll find out what happens on Monday, folks. Tune into the creep after, and I guess we already said the catchphrase. Goodbye. It's the creep off.