The Creep Off - Episode 300: Ride the Lightning

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

Its episode 300, Karl & Vinnie battle it out in another wildcard round—there’s no category, and all creeps are in play. Plus, we will listen to your voicemails, a fresh installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, and a brand-new Scum Parade featuring recent stories of criminals behaving badly across the country. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep hereCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Former Little Caesars employee arrested after breaking into shop, making pizzas for customersMan accused of putting bodily fluids into coworker’s mugOskaloosa woman facing stabbing charges after being accused of trying to sell baby‘I did not kill those puppies’: Wasilla man accused of skinning puppies appears in courtWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You guys ready? What is this crazy thing everybody's talking about? Oh, you're talking about our weekend in the AC. It was so fucking crazy. But you know what? I bet a lot of you people missed it. I bet there are a lot of people who are watching and listening right now who didn't hang out with us in AC. I have good news.

It's going to be even bigger and crazier in Las Vegas for Hackamania, April 10th through the 12. Hackamedia.com is where you're going to get tickets. Be there live with us. Use promo code creep. Get 10% off. That's what everyone seems to be doing. And I don't know about you, Vinny, but I like to follow the crowd.

You know I'm a follower. I am a follower. If everyone says this is the cool thing to do, I'm like, I'm in. Let's do math. Sounds cool. Go to hackamania.com and get your tickets now. Let's start the show, buddy. That's not right.

Jesus Christ. How late do I have to beat? You're listening to the Cull Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay. See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get out the fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Gooku, goon, gooo. Fuck yeah. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola, creepos.

Welcome to the 300th episode of the creep-off. I'm your host. My name is Vinian joining me, as always. Fresh office trip to Atlantic City. Please put your hands together for a hot cuckoo-c-c-c-carl. They said we couldn't do it. They said we wouldn't do it. They said we shouldn't do it.

They were right about one of those things. episode 300 is happening right now, Vinny. I want to thank you and our buddy Dick Masterson for filling in for me when I was away this past weekend. For the bonus show on Friday, great episode. A little good nature of ribby on your buddy Carl to start things off, huh? What do you mean? Both you and Dick kind of ganging up on me a little bit. What part?

Yeah, yeah, most of the episode is the part I was talking about. We're ganging up on you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you talk a lot of fucking tough shit when I'm not around, Vinny. What did I say about you have a social? And I show up and we're all friendly and high-fiving. But no, when you're with your buddy dick, it's just like, oh, yeah, Carl, he's a loser. Look at that creep.

What a dork. Carl, you baby, are you for real right now? No, of that. No, I enjoyed the episode of a lot. Because I was about to be like, Jesus Christ. No, it's great. People should check that out. If you're not on our Patreon.

Holy fuck, you got me. I was about to lose my shit. If you're not on our page on or YouTube, you should be. We do one of those episodes every Friday in the great Dickmasterson sat in for me. great cop cam on that episode Some fun stories of creeps Oh yeah We had a good time

You were missed pal You're always missed I know buddy I know I'm sorry I couldn't be here I was having a blast Driving for six and a half hours Through zero degree temperatures You didn't fly?

Dude I drove Me Producer Chris trucker Andy And Lucy type box All rode with me Vinny You know much I like driving I fucking hate it

I've never ridden in a car With you ever once in my Actually you know That I wasn't driving. Right. I don't even know if you're a good driver. I assume you're a terrible driver.

I'm a very good driver, but Vinny, I'm German. What are you kidding me? You're nuts? But Vinny, I drove for over 12 hours this past weekend. I don't do that in a year. That's true. I don't do that in a year. I think you leave your house once a week or twice a week to go to bad practice.

Because of this. Yes, a bad practice. Yeah. Incredible. Incredible. Well, Carl, happy 300 episodes. Thanks, buddy. This has been one hell of a contest.

For those of you who don't know, this show is a contest. Would you like to explain the rules to everybody who's new here? I would like to. This is a true crime show for men. And, of course, men like to compete. So what Vinny and I do is we find the biggest creep in a certain category. We present who you think the biggest creep is. You all listen and watch along.

And then once you've heard our arguments, you go to patreon.com slash the creepoff vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. We then have our results girl, tail you the votes up the next week. And we get one point for the victory. Once one of us gets to five points, we win the round. and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. We are currently at zero-zero, Vinny lost last week and spun the wheel of consequences. We'll talk more about that in just a moment.

But we have to figure out who won last week, who's the first one on the board in this new round. And here to give us the information, to give us the results, there's only one person who could do it. How now, brown cow, it's Danny, Danny. Because she got a great ass! Look at that box. utterly amazing. My penis can only get so erect. Don't stop now, just post more Danny.

We need more Danny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, wait, wait. I came at my pants. Song's over. Look, he fucking knotted on.

Oh no. Hi, Danny. Hi. How's it going? Your recent Photoshop is, you're inspiring creativity here on the creep-off. Yes. That's awesome. I love it.

Yes, Carl took his own photos just like them. He was trying to recreate each shot. Yeah, and you know what? And he said, do it again, Carl. He sent me a selfie stick. So I get the same treatment as you around. No, no. The selfie stick I said you came with a note telling you to shove it up your asshole.

I did not do that to Danny. You wrote Zoom out. Hit yourself over the head with this repeatedly. Daddy, how's it going? We do need updated pictures for sure, Carl. Oh, fuck off. How are you doing today, Danny? Awesome.

Happy 300 episodes. That's great. Thank you very much. We couldn't have done it without you. Hey, Vinnie, we totally could have done it without her. Could have done it twice without her. Oh, yeah, for sure. But still, though, Daddy, you're great.

We really appreciate everything that you contribute to the show. Oh, good. Thank you. Although I shouldn't say that until I find out what the results are, because I do not know what the results are from last week. And that's why Danny's here to tell us the percentage of votes each of us got for last week's competition. Now last week we had a creepiest Super Bowl contestant or Super Bowl participant. Yeah.

I brought in Tom Brady because he made out with this kid and you brought in just like a day and right post. Darren Sharper, who's the Bill Cosby professional football. And so, of course, he's not funny. One of the worst games I've ever seen last night. And you know why it was one of the worst kids I've ever seen? Because I didn't get my over bet. And they could have.

There was a holding call on that penalty that touchdown run, the end of the game. Oh, that's true. I would have won. I had my buddy Jay over, producer Chris was over. We all had parleyes that needed the hawks and the over and the over didn't come through. We would have won a lot of money yesterday. That's neither here nor there though, Danny. What's going on with the vote?

Yeah, Drake May hung himself last night, but I'm sorry you lost your bat. Drake May. Holy shit. What a horrible performance. That makes the Denver game look even worse. He did nothing in that Denver game. God, the bills would have played so much better. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

I even said that last night, don't tell anybody. Yep. I even said, I said, if I was a Bills fan, I would be losing my fucking mind. Me and my buddy MLP are just like, are you fucking kidding me? How many times do they punt in that game? It has to be a right. Nine in the first half. Was it nine in the first half?

All right, I'm sorry. We go through a whole NFL season, a whole season for Seattle? Yep. For fucking Seattle? Hey, Danny, who won last week? Okay. 62% of the vote went to Carl and Darren

Let's go! Let's fucking Wow. Let's see that dick. All I can say here is I am ashamed of 62% of you. Ashamed. No, they didn't want to vote for Tom Brady making out with this kid. What's wrong with you, people? You know, in any other week, Tom Brady wins, but I really brought it last week. So no shame on you, Vinny.

You know, I will say the best comment I read was on the Patreon. Someone wrote, I want to vote for Vinny, but that would be another win for Tom Brady, and I just can't have that. That's hilarious. And I was like, okay, I get that logic. Fair enough. Put a point on the board for me, Vinny. What are we doing?

You're wasting time. I don't want to look at my zero. It's not a zero anymore. Oh, is there a mirror in front of you? Oh, actually, I can see my, yeah, I can see myself. Oh, fuck. You got me. All right.

Well, Danny, where could everybody find you? On Instagram at Danny Desolation. Come say hi. Yeah, and make sure you do that, everybody. Say hi to Danny. Danny with two ends. That's it. D-A-N-N-I.

And there's a link to Danny's Instagram on every episode description. If you're an audio listener, make sure you follow her. And we'll see you next week, Danny. Bye. Bye, Danny. I think she had something to say. Do we cut her off just now? No.

Okay. Nothing to report. I did it that time. Fair enough. We got to come up with a really good sign-off for Danny. Danny needs like a good sign-off. A good what? Like a sign-off.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got to get Danny. Danny needs like a sign-off catchphrase. Yeah, kind of like how I have mine. I'm club fucking footed, you ass white. That's my sign-off. And everybody knows why it. Do-do-do-do-up.

Solid. It's pretty good. All right. Send us in your sidehouse for Danny. The sideoff contest has begun. All right. Can't wait. Now, Carl, it is a holiday today.

Not only are we celebrating our 300th episode. Wow, that's a big deal. It is a big deal. And you should all be forking over the cash for that. Did you know the movie 300 is based on this episode? It is. It's wild. After this, I am kicking Carl into a pit.

M.G. 082 has been a member for 10 months. How about them? Seahawks Baby FG. Oh, hi, Danny. I got to say, if I were a Seahawks fan, that would have been a very satisfying Super Bowl. There was never a time when you were worried about the Patriots winning that game. Yeah, you could have just been getting drunk the whole time.

Yeah, it was just a celebration. Congrats to the Seahawks. My Patriots played lousy and didn't deserve the win. That is accurate, Joseph. That is accurate. Their offense could not do shit. But I hope you feel okay about it, Joseph Collins. You're a good guy.

Thanks for the 499. And Nax picks, thanks for the 699. Vinnie, for the love of God, please don't like Carl turn the creep off into late night in the dabbleverse. or some shit like that. What happens to happen to WATS? Well, let's find out biggest creep with the damblverse. Let's just do like an extended series, Vennie. Hear me out.

No, Carl. For the next 100 episodes. I told you. I told you when you tried to pitch me the new version of who are these creeps where we just interview furries every week. Yeah. I told you I'm not into it. All right.

I mean, I still think that has legs. But my creep is Carmic X this week. You know what? We should just do that. We'll just do that. biggest creep of the dabble versus one of these days i call zoomock yeah fuck uh rocko or b 2002 thanks to the two bucks 300 shirtless spartans of course lady k yep that's what it's based on he wrote it they're waiting for him out in the hallway they're gonna gang bang this shit out of them

the end of the show speaking about in the hallway do you have an update from this past weekend you were pretty nervous about the comedy show that was coming to the club Carl, we spent about $10,000 on security this past weekend, armed guards. Yeah, all sorts of stuff. Dave Smith was here. Have we seen such a collection of Antifa showing up? But here's the other thing. Do you remember the Davilcon weekend we had here and it was so cold?

Yeah. It was colder this weekend. I looked it up. That was the cold. Yeah, it was zero degrees when we did dab with the first dabblecon. And thankfully, I was down in beautiful, sunny Atlantic. So I didn't experience the weather here. Yeah, right on the boardwalk.

Beautiful, beautiful this time of year. Dude, you know who was running around on the boardwalk? Is that why you're so tan? Tony from, Tony from heck, the movies was there hanging out. Oh, cool. And he's doing an Unleashed series similar to Opie's Unleashed. So he was out of the boardwalk at zero degree weather. See, that's a commitment.

Committed to the bit. More so than all of these people who sent us emails and phone calls and threatened us all week. Carl, we would have a really good time. You and me just going through some of these emails. Oh. Some of the people set us statistics that if comedy clubs

host 60% of comedy clubs that host fascist comedians close. What percentage of comedy clubs close? 60%. I was like, how do they get these numbers? I thought we kept out this close to the vet. To the vest of the fascist comedy club society. So they want free speech

because they want to be able to go outside in protest, but the free speech inside not allowed. Yeah. So if they went outside to protest, it would have been freeze speech. Come on. I see what you did. there. But I heard that you guys got

free coffee for the protesters. You were all set up for them to have a fun old time yelling about ice out there. Yeah, I was going to cybo-cast the show out to him on the screens. Yeah, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, I thought of a nice guy like that. But no, we got coffee trucks, hand warmers,

and we were very concerned about the weather. We didn't want anybody to get hurt. We even set up a perimeter for all those people. I saw that. And I had a conversation with the lady who was running the coffee truck and I saw nobody was out there an hour

before the show started the show no it was out there during the show no it was out there no one showed up no one showed up not a single protester incorrect one showed up and I was talking to the coffee truck lady

and I said so did anybody show about she goes yeah one old woman came and she had a sign and she said where is everybody and I looked at her and said you're it and she went good grief and walked away and left it's so sad it is fascism wins again that's america baby trump's america here we are bro i just can't believe

the amount of shit and tough talk and not one person showed up to actually i love i love i love how you're talking now but you're you're like you're the one who booked that comedian you're like oh fuck and this is going to be a whole problem for us spending all this extra money security and now you're like where the fuck were they what's up yeah because it's like you know you go to throw a party and no it comes you feel bad about it's you feel bad about it's I know what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. Whatever.

Jokey Jackman for two bucks. Danny with two ends. Doesn't her husband know about that? Yeah. Does her husband know about that? Save it for the next AMA. Oh my gosh. That AMA was fantastic with Danny.

If you don't know what we're talking about, it's archived on YouTube and Patreon, we have the Ask Me Anything with Danny. At the same time we released her cow bikini picks. And it's wild. I'll just say that. You know, Danny seems like a very reserved person when she's on the show. She's not super, super animated. Right.

But Jesus Christ. Yeah. I said it before. I'll say it again. I'll never look at the roof of a church the same. That was a crazy story. Anyway, if when you go to the roof, God could definitely see you. Yeah, God's looking there.

That's where he's currently looking. See, good point, Joseph Collins. I fucked up. Vinny, you didn't contact Woke Dad for his coffee. I should have called Woke Dad's truck. That would have been smart. They could have gotten more content out of it. I would have brought back WATS if you would have done that.

I could have saved it all for everybody. All right. You ready to get this round started? It's wild card, baby. Let's do it. Ring that bell, Carl. Mindy, I want you to bring up the image I have of Jameson Wallstrom. Now, I want to thank Timothy, who emailed this one into me.

He says, I have a suggestion for Biggest Creek. Jameson Wallstrom of Grand Rapids, Minnesota. I went to school with him and weird as he was, his shitbaggery was surprising to all. He's currently awaiting a plea hearing for felony torture of a child. Minnesota's court records include a 20-page incident report from the police department depicting his actions. I have read said reports. Let's get into it, but I want to start with my clip number one of the news reporting on this monster. Can I just ask one question?

We're taking the side of kids now. Uh, yeah. Okay, just checking. Law enforcement in northern Minnesota call it one of the worst crimes they've ever investigated. A Grand Rapids couple appeared in court today in Itasca County on child torture charges. Eric surely joins us with more on this disturbing investigation. And Eric, what happened in court? Lindsay and Kevin, the Grand Rapids couple remains behind bars tonight.

After appearing in court earlier today on the child torture charges barbaric assaults, how the Itasca County Attorney is describing with a couple allegedly did to a child. Corporate per se on one day, the child was allegedly struck more than 80 times. And it was caught on video. Oh, and it was caught on video. 80 punches. That's how long is that video? It's really too bad that Bob Sagg is no longer with us because he could have had a lot of fun with that. Man, one of these. That's one of those.

Yeah, take this, and that. And this. Oh, no. That's a funny old video right there. So the news report, they have this copy of this 20 page incident report that I have as well, thanks to Timothy. And my clip number two, boy, they'd love to report on it, but it's pretty gruesome. Oh, no. Many of the allegations uncovered by police, we can't report on the specifics.

But I can. So let's get into it, but let me explain what's happening here. Someone saw bruises on this little girl's arm, right? And they asked what happened. and she says, uh, her dad did it, but she doesn't want to get in trouble,

you know, yeah, she doesn't want to say anything. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So they reported to the police, the police show up at the elementary school

and she won't show her arms. She's like, no, no, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. And as she, when asked if she feels safe at home, she does not want to talk about it.

I don't want to talk about the bruises of my arm. Come on, let us see your arm. She's like, no, did your dad do that? No, I was shooting up. Yeah, I swear. I'm an addict.

I can't stop myself. I swear. It's awful. So they interview the dad. They go to Jameson. And he says, yeah, she's autistic. But, you know, we want to get her help. There's this long waiting list for therapists.

She's into self-harm. She had scratches all over her body. She woke up. She had, you know, done it to her at night. She was bleeding and stuff. Your Honor. Our daughter suffers from stigmata. Yep.

She's a chosen vessel of the Lord. He says, you know, he does use timeouts to discipline her and sometimes spankers. rankings, but, you know, that's about it. So they interview the girl. They get her out of the school. The interviewer, she finally opens up and says, oh, yeah, this bruise right here. Yeah, he closed fist punched me in the shoulder. And that's why I have this bruise. Punch buggy, no punchbacks.

Shut up, kid, you pussy. They talked to Jameson. Jameson in Metz. He's like, I did hit her two times. And the girl goes, oh, no, it was five. It was five times. So then they interview this woman, this guy's wife, Vivian. Now, Vivian is the mother of Jameson's two other children.

They have three kids in the house. But she's not the mother to the little girl who's being abused. So it's one of those Cinderella-type scenarios. Right. It's easy to beat up the step kid. Yes. Little Harry Potter back under the stairs. So she says, listen, I know that sometimes he disciplines her.

But I have a camera in her room and I watch it to make sure he's not spaking her too hard. She didn't know anything about bruising and did say, like, this kid's a difficult job. officer. So sometimes he has to disappoint her a little bit. But don't worry. There's a camera in there. We capture it all. So she agreed to show the cops some of this video.

Wow. Jameson is stepping on the child's stomach and then forcefully kicking her in the stomach while yelling at her. This is the first video they're watching. He then whipped her face. He's not spanking her heart at all. He's kicking her. Yeah.

I told him that's a spank or two hard. He's not. He then whipped her in the face with his shirt. Hitter in the face with his hand. He's screaming. She would not be leaving the room except to use the bathroom. She would not be getting any food or going to school. Then they started watching other videos.

They were saying like all these videos. She's always just naked on her bed, this little girl. She never has clothing on or anything. So then they ask for a tour of the house. Listen to this, buddy. The cops come in. This little girl's room is in the basement. A bare urine stained mattress on the floor.

One blanket. A pile of dirty dishes with moldy food in the corner. There's a game room, and the game room has bottles of booze that are full of booze all over the floor and on the desk. You're describing the apartments of most of our listeners, Carl. Right, but they don't have three young children in their house. You don't know that. There's booze in reaching distance throughout the house.

In the bathroom, there's a glass bowl and weed just sitting out there. In the master bath, there's a pile of soil diapers. Officers notice, they noted there's urine, dog feces, dirty, clothing and garbage throughout many of the rooms. So they bring this girl in for a medical examination. There are injuries to her arms, mouth, ribs, back, hands, thighs, shoulders, face, and ears, and at least 20 bruises were observed. Jameson is arrested, and eventually he starts confessing.

He says, you know, what she does, she really gets at my goat. She, like, pees herself in retaliation when I discipline her. Did you see that mattress? Yeah. And he goes, it gets me even more anger. I'm like, when I gave it to her, it was only lightly soiled. Right. From myself and my wife.

It was already cumstades. It's covered a piss now. Look at this little asshole. And he claims, he goes, you know what I think it is? I think she was sexually abused when she saves with her mom. Yeah. I think she's being sexually abused. Yeah, so I try to beat that out of her, you know.

She's acting out and being real weird about that kind of thing. So then he admits that when she has a good day, there's no physical abuse at all. But on bad days, he gets physical with her a few times a day, sometimes up to three times. times per day. He'll withhold food from her if she's having a bad day. It needs to be disciplined. Sometimes I get her in the corner and I just give her 10 knife-edged chops to the chest. Yep.

Yep, we're going to read some of the video descriptions. Well, my girlfriend over there counts. Ten. Nine. Hey, she counts down. She was, in one of the videos, the little girl is seen eating paint chips off the wall. And he's like, yeah, I had a discipliner for that. And then like, well, is it maybe because she's really hungry because you withhold food?

He's like, nah, maybe. So would you do? I super kicked her in the face. Roundhouse care copassire. Guy fucking is a monster. So he explains she's causing problems in his marriage. His wife does not want her in the family anymore. He's got money problems.

He's stressed out. So he's taken it out on this little girl. And he starts admitting that he's physically abusing her to a level that might be considered child abuse. I can see where some people would miscon. through this for child abuse officer. They ask him about this black guy she showed up to school with four months ago.

Uh-huh. That he had said, oh yeah, she did that to herself. Cluts. Dumb clots. And then he goes, all right, yeah, I actually punched her in the face. That was me who did that. The other thing, too, is that

she's always observed eating by herself in her room. And I guess Vivian, the wife there, doesn't like eating with them at the table. So it doesn't allow her to eat dinner with the rest of the family. Right. But she claims when they interview her, she goes, oh, she loves eating by herself.

She always just wants to eat alone. So we just let her bring her food into the bedroom. What I'm supposed to bring in the wall with the paint chips on it into the dining room for her? Yeah, exactly. How would you even serve that officer, please? I love that they have a Google Nest camera on here recording all of us. Who's insane? Yeah, that's the thing that's insane.

Just recording your illegal activity. All right. Let me read from the police report, the stuff that the news can't read to you. Okay. On September 22nd, 2012, Vivian Wollstrom sent Jameson Walsstrom

a text message stating, uh, our girl got her ass beat and I fucking hate her. A conversation ensued in which Vivian and the following said the following.

I'm so serious, I don't want her anymore. I will not bring her to school. She can kiss my ass. I don't want anything to do with her. So these are the text messages that they're, they're fighting between the two of them.

And then he was like, all right. There was a film of him going down there and giving the kid the Rakeshi stink face. Yep. Just put her in the corner and just... Oh, they consistently call her an asshole and an idiot.

They say she's disgusting. Oh, no. Yeah, it's fucking wild. Don't be like that. Don't name call, baby. The video show that the child is in her room alone for long periods of time every day. She has no toys. And at times, she be seen playing with an empty McDonald's Happy Meal box to occupy her time.

She sometimes is allowed to watch TV in her room, but frequently loses that privilege. She's often told to. lie right, which means on her back with her arms and hands at her sides and her legs straight. The video show that if she lies in any other position such as on her side or with her legs crossed, she will be yelled at and told to lie right. When told to lie right, she is seen in the video lying on her back with her arms down by her sides. Well, listen, you have to train your children the way they shall go. Sure.

That's in the Bible. A video from September 25th, 2024 shows the child lying on her mattress, Jameson, opens the bedroom door and tells the child to get up and go potty. She says she already did. So Jameson then tells her, okay, go the fuck to sleep. Understand? She says, yes. Jameson then says, all right, you wake up, you go to fuck to bed.

You go to sleep. And then he closed the door. She says, good night. No response. I love you, dad. Yep. Then she started looking out the window and saying, Somewhere out there.

They watched these videos. It turns out every time she has to use the bathroom, she has to ask permission to blow her nose. And she got ignored. She's like, can I please blow my nose? And they just walk away. She's sitting there with a snotty fucking nose. Gross kid. That's fucking horrible.

Yep. So have we sent these people to hell yet? Hold on. I got more I want to get to. You don't mind? I do. In a video from September 7th, 2020, 24, she's seen eating a bowl of cereal on the floor of her room. The only clothing she has on is a T-shirt.

She reaches down towards her groin and says, I have to pee. she receives no response. She's heard saying, uh-oh, and begins crying while yelling dad. Again, there is no answer. She then sits on her knees with her head hanging down and cries as she wets herself. A while later, Jameson is heard saying, go to bed, I don't give a shit, you already peed this morning. She lies in her back in the urine-soaked mattress.

She soon takes up a defensive posture and starts to scream. Jameson is seen walking to the mattress, raising his hand above his head. and then slapping her across the face. He walks away while she cries and he yells, you're disgusting, disgusting. She peed everywhere. Yeah, she did pee everywhere. A waiter video, October 1st, 224, that is five minutes and four seconds long, shows the following.

Jameson enters her bedroom, carrying her by the arm. Her feet do not touch the floor. Jameson throws the child down on the mattress with enough force that her shoes fly off and almost hits the ceiling. The child is screaming and, crying. Jameson begins striking the child. Jameson punches and slaps the child over ten times before grabbing her

around the neck, lifting her up and slamming her onto her bed again. Jameson screams at the child. You stop. And then he slaps her in the face. He again screams in her face. You stop. Jameson proceeds to slap the child two more times. Vivian walks into the room and stands in the doorway

watching the assault take place. Jameson spits on the child. Listen to this shit. I mean, this, by the way, this goes out Like I said, there's 20 pages. This goes out and out. Jameson then tags her in. And she climbs the top. At this time, Vivian is still observing from the doorway.

Begins to egg on Jameson by telling him things that the child has done to upset her. Vivian says, so I dropped her off at school yesterday. And I'm like, love you, have a good day. And it was like, uh-huh. I said, love you, have a good day. Uh-huh. Jameson then strikes the child four times in the face. She's crying.

You tell her. You love her. Her crying intensifies. And Jameson covers her. covers her face with his hand. Vivian continues to talk about the child's response when being dropped off of the school. Jameson then grabs the child around the throat,

stands up and slams the child into a wall back first. He continues to hold her up on the wall by her neck and armpit. As she dangles above the ground, Jameson Wallstrom. Let's show the other photo of them. While we have that one, do, yeah. Jameson screams, you don't deserve your mom. He removes her from the wall and slamming. her onto the mattress again.

After hitting the child again, Jameson grabs her by the legs and dangles her upside town and rips her pants off her body. Then she has dropped on the floor head first. He then uses the pants to hit her in the face. Jameson then grabs the child and tears a panties off her body, leaving her naked. Jameson slaps her across the face before moving to grab the TV to toss it out of her room. Vivian moves out of the room and can be heard saying, now I'm fucking pissed off. Jameson stalks the child as she's still lying on the floor.

He grabs her and forces her to stand. He then drags her across the room and holds her back to the front of his body. RKO out of nowhere. While standing in the doorway. What the fuck, Carl? Jameson slaps her twice on the chest before grabbing the child by the hair and holding her up as she attempts to stand on her tiptoes. Jameson smacks her mouth a few times while holding her in this position by the hair. Jameson then bends down behind her and screams,

do you see her? Do you? She replies, yeah. Jameson slaps her in the mouth again. He then shifts the child's body and uses his hand to hold her hair to slam her face into the doorframe. She cries as Jameson continues to scream at her. Jameson stands up, lifts off the ground by only your hair again, carries her across the room before slamming her back down to the bed of the mattress. he then leans over the child and as she's crying uncontrollably, spits in her face. Tip number three is him admitting that maybe this has gone a little too far.

Hmm. Police officers watched a video, seeing Jameson stepping on, kicking, and then struck the child in the face with his hand. Vivian told investigators about a different incident, allegedly, saying, I'm going to kill you while smacking the young child, according to the complaint.

Vivian told him, Investigators, the incident probably went too far. Court papers also indicate Jameson told police discipline had reached the point of child abuse. Yep. Which part? Yeah, yep. It probably went a little too far there, Jameson. What a piece of shit.

And a creep-off listener went to high school with this guy. So that is my creep. They are currently facing 25 years in prison are yet to be sentenced, but are behind bars. And the children are no longer being guarded by them. Well, Carl, that was one fuck of a presentation you just gave. You probably could have stopped about, I don't know, 10 minutes into it. Oh, let me read this excerpt. No, I'm just kidding.

You might have had the same effect, but Jesus Christ. It gets wild. It's wild. It is wild. Well, I guess I'm going to need you just to sit back for a minute and maybe hold on to my beer. I want to introduce you to a fella here. Okay. This is a gentleman who is born by the name of Ram Nirajan Cole.

He got all the looks in the family, I can tell. He sure did. This fucking monster was born in a place called Alabad in India, Carl. You see, we did a special about India not too long ago, and I am fascinated by the shit that goes on over there, and this story is... Shit is the right term for it, too. Fucking else.

Okay. He grew up poor as part of the coal tribal community. He dealt with a lot of the caste system discrimination, as you can see. He worked a job in a ordinance factory. An explosion factory, Carl. Explosives factory. Fireworks factory. Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah, but I imagine they probably built chairs there. Just shit kept exploding because it's India. Oh, good point. He also owed a pig farm, which is very handy. Now, deep down, he was a serious narcissist. Hated how society treated him particularly because he should be in charge of everything. If he was in charge, everything would be right. He's one of those.

I know people like that. Insufferable cunt. Yeah. Yeah. Now, he dreamed about getting into politics, maybe running for senator. Guys just talks his shit everywhere he goes about how he's going to fix the world. If Trump can do it. And he's basically a piece of shit.

But he decided to change his name. That's how serious he was about trying to prove how great he was. He changed his name to Raja Colander, meaning king of the coal. Okay. That is his tribe. And then he changed his wife to something that meant queen and his son to, uh, his name to Adelot, which means court, and his other son, Zamanat, which means bail. Very weird choices.

In the mid-90s, he decided to start a little side business, robbing taxis. That's a side business, India. He just decided, I'm going to start calling for cabs and robbing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's got to have a side hustle. And, Carl, he did this for a good, I don't know, 14, 15 years. Oh, that's a good business then. Yeah, yeah, he did it for a long time. he was robbing them and then what he would do is he would take the taxi drivers and if any of them fought back he would shoot them and just murder them.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So he did this a lot, Carl. They don't know how many taxi drivers this man actually murdered, but there's a pretty high number. Is there any law enforcement in this country or what's going on? It's India, Carl. Okay. So he's just running around robbing people, dumping bodies in fields and forests.

And sometimes he would feed them to the pigs if he was close to his house. If he shot him in the car, he'd just drive that cab over there, throw him into the fucking pig things, take the money and dump the cab. So he had this weird occult belief, Carl. He started kind of thinking that he was a god, which is always a problem. He smelled like shit was the lowest part of the caste system. It was just running around murdering people for so long getting away with it. Maybe you deserve some delusions of grandeur at that point. Yeah, you've got to think yourself out of that reality, I would imagine.

Yeah. So he's living his best life doing all of this. And he realized that the only way to become the full God that he wanted to be was to make himself that God. So he had a friend that he worked with named Khali Prashad Suravasta over at the explosion factory. Yeah. Who is the smartest guy in the job there, Carl? He was the smartest guy at the job. So what he does is he invites him out.

And he's like, listen, man, you are so smart. I've always been so jealous of how smart you are. And then he pulled out a gun and shot him in the head. Oh. Is he going to take his brains or something? Correct. Oh. Correct, Carl.

You shouldn't shoot him in the head if you're looking for his brains. Well, that wasn't really the problem. What he did was it's the essence of the brains that he needed. So he did is he chopped off his head, hollowed out his skull, dumped the skull and its contents into a pot and boiled it all up and ate and drank it. Does that work? Does that make you smarter? No.

Oh. It makes you smellier and worse, actually. It makes you a ghoul. But also full? Sure. Got a full belly. Sure. So he had his brain juice, and he would keep the empty skull as a souvenir of his pal.

But he's like, listen, I feel so much smarter now. I need to do more of this. So he started kidnapping and murdering more people who's... Only the smart ones, though, right? No, sometimes really strong ones. So I got to be careful, too, then. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't say ugly horrified ones. He left them alone. So when someone was really, really strong what he would do, Carl, is something just a little bit different. What he would do is instead of taking their brains, he's like, I don't want this idiot's brains. I want to be strong like him. He would take their intestines, Carl. And then he would boil them. You know, that's not the best meat. I don't know if he realizes, like, as far as cuts go, the intestines is that is what we make hot dogs with, you know? You don't want that shit.

Shit. Yeah, human poop, Indian poop. Yeah. Sausages. He would make himself a nice stew. I bet it tastes like a lot of, uh... Shee. And he, the whole time was going, listen, I'm just getting smarter and more powerful. Jokes on all of you. I may be eating turd sausages, but I'm smarter than all of you.

So, fun fact, all of the murders and stuff he was doing, he kind of got a name for himself out there, and he started a little bit of a gang with, his brother-in-law who is now helping him out with the taxi robbing and murdering of taxi cab drivers. Okay. And there's a journalist by the name of DeHedra Singh from the paper Ajah started digging into this car theft gang in the murders. And our boy Rajah over here discovered that. So he says, oh, we got to talk to this guy. But at the same time, the reporter had already found out about Raja and wanted to meet him and interview him.

So it was just happenstance. They contacted each other and like, hey, maybe we should get together and meet up and have a conversation because your name keeps coming up in this investigation. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. Everything's fine. They get together. And obviously his brother-in-law comes up behind the reporter and shoots him. They chop off his head and his dick. And Raja makes himself a stew with a dick and head?

Yeah, dick and head. Is that a delicacy over there? Uh, no, that's just what he thought would be the best parts of this guy to, uh, consume into himself. All right. He's like, this guy looks pretty young and virile. Maybe his dick will help me, uh, get some pussy. I don't know. But this guy's eating and drinking shit water, dick water, brain water.

Look at those. So it's like, it's like going to 7.11 for watch. I got you, buddy. I hear you. That's how you get crispy, crunchy chick. There you're smiling on his way to court. Looks good. Uh, cleans up nice.

Well, either way, Carl. he ends up getting caught because the cops tracked the reporter's phone to his house. And when the cops got to his house, you know what they found him doing? Jerking off two intestines. They found him in a room with 14 hollowed out skulls carrying on conversations with him. Oh. So he's actually going crazy. Yeah.

He's in there. And there is buddies. He's like, what do you think, Carl? This is my buddy from the fireworks factory. I drank his fucking ball water. And he's having a great old time with all. of these skulls from 14 people that he murdered and devoured parts of them.

That's fun. Not really. Either way, he confessed at first but denied everything later saying it was a frame job because of the cast system. That guy did it. No way. That guy right there. He did it. His family backed him up. This is all just because of the caste system.

Oh, they get to pull the race card. This is like America right here. He pulled the Indian race card. Carl. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I thought that that shit just happened here. I like this. Yep. So he gets sentenced to life in prison in India, which is very rare, believe it or not.

I believe it. 2012, this he was sentenced. And he's probably out today, right? No, he's still in prison. In fact, there is a Netflix documentary about this fucking maniac called the Indian Predator, I believe. He's a real monster, everybody. He was out just hunting people. Indian Predator, by the way, not one of the better in the Predator series.

I have to say not many people will watch that one. Really corny graphics. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you want, uh, to vote for a guy who beat up a kid who was probably acting up anyway, or you could vote for a ghoul who, uh, devoured people's intestines, intestines, brains and penises, you know, vote at patreon.com backslash the creep off. The poll is up there now.

In fact, Carl, check this out, dude. If anybody wants to know where it is, think I got it. Hold on. Fuck. Oh, no. now we're so close to you there there it is oh there we go yeah little QR code up there in the corner i'll take you right to the pool kids all right yes go vote for caro patron dot com slash the creep off we want you to participate in the show and we appreciate that video let's celebrate

great presentation let's celebrate super chat monday i almost said tuesday i'm going ahead of myself super chat monday and then we got some cop cam some voicemail some scum parade stories a lot to get to We sure do. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 4-9. Did Carl Scream give her the Dudley death drop? Yes. She brought out the tables. They did it right through. It was terrible. Terrible. Nick the Fed, thanks for two bucks. I just got here. Opie is done with Ron. W-A-T-F. Is that true? I don't know. Oh, gosh. I hope not. Captain Blackbred. Thanks for the five bucks. Sorry, Vineyard creep is of a lower cast, therefore less important than Carl's Scream. Agreed. God damn it.

Michael, 861. Thanks for the down-night. Surprise creepy. uncle Ricky Martin sang yesterday. Agreed. I mean, I saw a little bit of that, but I was too busy watching Dennis Miller over on who are these podcasts channel with Christian Blatt and Eric Zane. Definitely better than Kid Rock. Mr. Blue Sky Heinrich was a member for 10 bucks says,

what a brainiac this guy is. Must be a member of Mensa. Did Vinnie's creep attempt to go after people claiming to be in Mensa? That'd be fun. I'm just kidding. I'm an idiot. Stop it. If he had gotten that 15th brain,

they would have had to let him in. Thanks for the $4.99 there, Joseph. Nick, the Fed again with two bucks. Poopi intestine stew. Carl will have seconds. Yeah. Fuck you. No wonder you weren't so upset about that story.

That's really fucking sick stuff and you're just smiling. Rock o'Orby, thanks for the fiber. Carl gets my vote. Beatings aside, what sick monster gives a kid a happy meal box and no toy or chicken nuggies? Thank you. Not even any honey sauce to dip the nuggies in. Honey sauce. Yeah, honey sauce.

You know, you can get honey with your chicken McNuggets. That's what I used to get when I was a little kid. I loved it. I brought that up on WATP and people made fun of me. And they said, you can't get haunting at McDonald's. Yeah, you certainly can. Interesting. I mean, I was a child.

You know, sweet things. Real quick, before we jump into your cop cam, you were talking on WATP the other day about business ideas. Oh, what's that? You had a business idea on WATP the other day that I'm like, oh, my God, I got to get in on this. Okay, remind me. The Pete's place dispensary. Oh, yes. Why would that be the case?

Dude. this weekend I dealt with all the shit with the protesters and everything like this, but my dude over at Cannabis Corner, Jim hooked me up. Okay. Gave me a little something something to keep me warm over the weekend. And that place, I'd never been there before. Right next to Savoya Bakery, right down the street from the pizza place. And I was like, Jesus Christ.

That's it, man. This is the most brilliant spot to put a dispensary in the history of the world. If you didn't hear my idea, there's this other dispensary that I go to from time to time where you kind of, you know, a salesperson comes over. you look at what they have, you place an order, and then they go back in the back and they fulfill your order. And sometimes it takes a fucking long time. It's like being at the pharmacy.

And I'm sitting there for 20 minutes watching like women's basketball on TV or whatever, putting a dog that's running around. They could have like pizza by the slice in the quarter. They'd be making a fortune out of this. I'm telling you. Sell fucking hot dogs like a Costco. You make a million dollars. No kidding.

Oh, man. All right. I think anyone in there isn't already stoned. Come on. Right. Nobody goes shopping for weed not stoned. Right. And if they are...

You don't wait till you run out. Some people do it. Then they're in there. They're really bad. Yeah, those people don't want pizza. Those people really suck. We'll get the other ones. That's the problem with those people.

You know, weed makes you kind of like, you know, not on the top of your game sometimes. A little lazy sometimes. Yeah. Don't tell Joe Rogan that. He gets very upset. Either way. Thanks, Jim. That was very kind of you.

Yeah, you ready for a cop cam? I sure am. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause Cockham. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. All right, this one comes in from Boner Guy.

Thanks about Bonar Guy. And this is on Sergeant Curtis's YouTube channel. So you're going to see that Sergeant Curtis likes to put himself in the video a little bit. So I apologize for that. But starting with clip number one, There's a guy who gets pulled over. He doesn't have his ID with him or his registration or his insurance.

It's in his wallet. He doesn't have his wallet with him. These things happen. What are you going to do? Oh, so do you have your ID, your registration, your insurance? I don't have any of that on me. It's in my wallet. I left my wallet at home.

I was just taking my mom to work. Okay. Are you going 39 and a 20 in a school zone? Yeah. I just saw the sign. When I looked up, I was putting my phone down. You also can't be wearing headphones while you're driving. Cops being kind of nitpicky, but I was just driving my mom to work.

Oh, okay. Hold on. I didn't realize you were doing such a great deed on your way, sir. I totally believe you. It sounds right. So the cop comes back up to him and says, all right, you don't have your ID, but can you at least give me your name? So we can check to see what's doing with you. Clip number two.

What's your real name? Roger. What's your last name? What is it? All right. Stop out. Why? You give me a fake name.

Nobody wants to get stopped. What name did he say? Roger Cassius, the name that he gave. Okay. How did the cop know that was fake? I don't think it was. I'll be honest with you, I don't think that was a fake name. Okay.

Because we're going to find out the cop later on in this video goes, you told me your last name was Caesar. He goes, no, no, I said Cassius. But he thought he was saying Roger Caesar. We really said Roger Cassius. I think it's his real name. No shit. Okay.

But the officer, I liked the guy who goes, why I wasn't planning on getting pulled over today? He's like that. I know, no one's planning on getting pulled over idiots. That's just what happens. Now, this poor gentleman who's getting pulled over for driving while black thinks he knows what his rights are. Now, many, one percent of people who think they know what their rights are know what their rights are.

Precisely 0.0.0.1% of course. Delete laws. The only one. Nobody else understands how the laws work. This man is no exception. He thinks he's got rights that he don't have. Okay. This is what's going to happen like I told you.

You're going to... Don't reach in my car. Don't... You're not... You're not... Oh, you idiot. You're violating. You're violating.

I don't want you to violate. I don't want you to violate. I don't get taste. I don't taste you. I'm going to taste you. I'm going to tease you. You can see my hands. You're violating right now.

Oh, why not? Did I love vehicles, sir. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. You're violating. You're violating. You're violating. You're violating.

You're violating. You're violating. You're violating. So his real name is broken record McGee, it turns out. You're violating is not going to get you out of this. They asked you to get out of the car, sir. And one thing I've learned recently while watching these cop cams, when they see, get out of the car, they mean it.

You better get the fuck out the car. No problem. They'll let you hang out for a second or two. They'll let it go a couple of beats, but then you better get your seatbelt off and start opening that door. But he sounds like you really knows the law. Don't reach your hands in here. You're violating.

Well, something way worse than a cop reaching his hands in his car is what happens next. Oh, no. I can't even think of what that would be. You're violating. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. You're violated. Break the window.

Break the window. Do not break the window. You're not going to take it. Give me your hat. Hey, take them, taste them. On the ground. No, does this seem excessive so far as you? That's just fucking insane.

Fuck these cops. Now, hold on a second. Where I feel for this guy is, you know, he's putting his hands up. He's like, no, don't reach into my car. I get why the cops go to restrain them there. Sure. But the door is locked. Yes.

And the stupid fucking cop keeps trying to do the same fucking thing throughout this video. He keeps trying to fucking... The window's out and reach over and unlock it. He keeps trying to handle. I know. And he's telling the guy, keep your hands where I can see him. And the guy looks like he's trying to reach the door to unlock it. But he can't because they won't let him.

And they're just waiting for the fucking opportunity to claim he fucking escalated it. Yeah, it does escalate quickly. Smashing the window out of the passenger side seems completely. unnecessary. Wow, fuck that. All right. Well, um, let's see if they can get them out of the car now. I think they will. Let me get out. Please let me get out. Just get out. Just get out. Get out. I let's taste him again. Don't, don't. Cause I know how to. Oh, are you fucking with me? Down goes Roderick. They taste him a second time. The guys literally just sitting in his car. This seems so unnecessary. Dude, the name of this episode.

is brought in right now by Beavis Le Rey, Ride the Lightning. Wow. This motherfucker got lit up. Get lit up like a Christmas tree over here. Fucking Fremont Street over here. Okay. So these cops are having fun. And you know what happens where the police have fun is that people have real hard time breathing in my next clip?

That old chestnut. I can't breathe. They're stuck in my pocket. I can't breathe, please. Relax. I can't breathe, please. I have heart problems. Please.

So when he says I can't breathe, I have heart problems or stuff in my pocket, I think he actually has medication that he needs. I think so too. I think Roderick Cassius needs his medication. Yeah. And I bet you'd pull it out his name's on the prescription. Yeah, probably. Holy fuck. Yeah.

This is fucked up. Yeah, not since. I'm usually like, you know, when people get tased, I like it because they deserve it. Sure. Oh, man. Well, so the police get them back in the. squad car and the cops like, all right, now tell me your real name this time.

And Roderick thinks that this was kind of a dick move by the cops. Right next clip. 4-2. We're going to have resisting with and giving a false name to be a real name. Roger Caesar. I already told you. I told you. Not a problem. We'll get you a

fingerprint if you don't want to provide that to me. I told you. What's your real name? I already told you. You did not tell me, sir. But this is the same shit you did, bro. Come on. I just broke you broke my window

You want me to tell you, bro? You want to tell you? I'll tell you, but you got to be, you got to realize this is a dickhead moon. It's not a dickhead move. I gave you plenty more. What's your name? Roderick Cassius.

I think he did say Roger Caesar the first time and they came back, what's your real name? Like Roger Cassius. I guess the cop was like, ah, you're just fucking with me now. His fake name was too close to his real name. But I liked that this guy's like kind of calm. I was just like, dude, that was a dick move, man.

man, smash my window out. Like, what the fuck? I'm going to give this guy a lot of credit for taking two rounds with a taser and being this chill. So I learned something about how to use a taser that I did not know because Sergeant Curtis explains this to us. So sometimes you can hit someone with a taser and they just freeze up and they can't move their muscles and they just drop. Right. That's what a taser is supposed to do. Other times you hit someone and they're like, what the fuck?

That hurts. And they get violent, right? Right. So you have the two prongs that go out. If they're far enough apart, they send the pulses through the muscle system, which freezes up all of your muscles. Right. If they're too close together, all you do is feel pain in that one area.

And you're able to use all of your extremities. Interesting. We just learned something. Yeah, so the first shot was not a good shot. The second shot was a good shot. Actually, we do have a message from our buddy Curtis to help all of us understand how to handle these situations a little bit better than Roderick did. It's not a win because if you're hiding something, they're going to find that out and then you edit all this additional stuff on.

Not a win in any way, shape or form. And I kind of blame the internet for this guy being so emboldened to think that he can act this way when the officer approaches him in his car. The officer is very professional. While there were some tactical challenges I had with the way that they took him into custody, they still an overall win for them. If you know someone who's going to be felony stupid enough to give a fake name, share this video with them so that they can know it's not going to work. You know anyone who's felony stupid enough? Hey, uh, uh, Z man, you watching? He's felony stupid enough.

watch out watch out kids they're shooting Carl that was a pretty good one that was fun that was a fun run I feel bad for that guy a lot of action when this guy really didn't deserve he was just going 39 and the 20 what are you going to do please gone way faster than that

yep Carl I believe it's time for some voicemails and they're brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse the creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse we love the Super Bowl here in Syracuse especially seeing the New England Patriots offense. And by vaunted, we mean

Lindsay vaunted. See you in Syracuse. Nice. Dude. That's one thing we can agree on. What a fucking idiot. Lindsay Vaughn is. She blew out her ACL. She blew out her fucking ACL a week before and she's going to race down the side of a fucking mountain. Yeah, you don't need to be able to put pressure on your knee when you're downhill skied. You fucking idiot.

Yikes. God bless America. She didn't even get like 10 seconds into that route. She's just launched into space. Oh, boy. That was way more exciting than the Super Bowl. All right. Podcast Prophet.

Nice to hear from you. Hey, boys. Podcast Prophet here. Luke Spirit is once again speaking through me. You know why it's so hard for the people that happens to get up in the morning? Because Dawn is tough odd Greece. Vinnie, are you like? switching like rolls and trying to lose all the time because like

Charles guy is the bigger creep like sorry but I mean Tom Brady what he won a lot okay whatever uh didn't want to have his hands on some dude's sweaty fucking gooch okay I mean I get that you know fucking and then uh you're making fun of him for you know kissing his kid on the lips Like, come on, like, he's just a loving father. I don't see how that's creepy. You know, sometimes I wish my father would have kissed me more or ever, you know, shown any sort of affection.

But, oh, no. Anyways, I'm not crying, you're crying. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Bye. Hey, boys. Oh, man. Hit my music. V-I-N-N-Y.

That ain't it. Vinny Spinney. Oh, fuck. That's what they call me. Creep off consequence idea. Pay attention, Mahalia. Hi, Carl. Hi, Vinny. It's the woke bay.

I have a fun creep off consequence idea. Loser has to stand on the side of the road and beg for money until they make $100. Aaron Imhol style. Now, you can do this and shift, too. You don't have to do it all at once. You can do an hour, one day, two hours, another day. The point is you got to stand out here in this winter cold until you make $100 or some other goals. I'll let you guys wonder what it should be.

Anyways, don't come school tomorrow. Love you. I'm too pretty That's the problem I wouldn't make any money People would see me and be like he's doing well You know what I think we should go out there

Until one of us is solicited Oh there you go I know Who's got it So we're just out there We're three weeks Forever Tie out there

Oh no All right last voice fell I got Well I'm glad this show is For Cree Because only crew Could make this point I could vote for Penny.

Carl, what Sharper did is certainly creepy, but it's like Chris Rock said with OJ. Like, I understand. Like, you shouldn't kill two people, but I understand. Like Sharper, yeah, there are a bunch of hot chicks. You shouldn't drug them and rape them, but, you know, it probably feels pretty good, you know. Again, from that perspective, making out with your own son is such another level of creepy that I have to give it to Vinny. Yeah.

And Vinny should win this one going away. That's what I thought too, sir. Jesus Christ. Makes creep to know a creep, Carl. Yeah, that's a wild one. By the way, I understand getting with the ladies is fun at all, but they should be wanting to get with you at the same time. That's how that works.

Yeah, it's the best way. It really is the best way. I did just see a Doom clip that he just posted came out about potentially Ron the waiter and Opie breaking up. guess this is breaking new they didn't know about. I'm wondering about this before. Carl, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out that I think that Ron was getting a little too big for his own britches.

I like that too. He really started to, he was really starting to become unlikable on that show. And I only, you know, I chived in there the other day to fuck around and try to get his PayPal. Yep. That was great.

Thank you. And at the end of it. And he goes, Ron, give out your PayPal. They'll give you money. And Ron goes, he goes,

do you have a PayPal, Ron? And Ron goes, no and then gave this shitty, like shitty look like fuck you for even ask it. I didn't care for that then. And I don't care for, uh, I don't care for his attitude getting too big for his britches. Acted like everybody in his jobs too much of a problem for him. They're just fucking with him too much.

He thinks he's got superstar syndrome. Yeah. I see this shit in open micers all the time. They show up at the club, have a good five minutes set. And next thing, you know, they're quitting their jobs to be a comedian. Yeah, I got one thing to say to Ron the waiter. Shut the fuck up, ass wipe And suck my cock

Or if he starts his own show Then that's great We'll be enjoying that I'll check it out I guarantee you he'll do WATP now Because he'll want the attention Yeah yeah We'll have my

That sounds good Great Any voicemails Carl That's all I got Boom It's time for us to listen To the Sky Parade

We start some murder Drugs and Jay Our producer Alex Sent us an email this week About how today Was national pizza day Yeah And national poop day

and along those lines. I don't know how that works. Poop health or something day. Okay. Which I guess it makes sense. I take a healthy poop today. Yeah. Well, way to celebrate.

Yeah. It's supposed to just slide out watery, right? That's healthy? No. It was the Super Bowl yesterday. What do you want? What do you want for me? Buddy, see a doctor.

Never. I know. I'll just somebody's doing to Steve in the mail. Hey, you know where I was this morning? A place you're never, ever going to go. The dentist. That's it. I knew it. Motherfucker. All right. Let's talk about this guy real quick. This is Jonathan Hackett. He's

41 years old. And he is a former Little Caesar's employee. Congrats. He was arrested in North Carolina for allegedly breaking into the fast food chain twice, including ones to make and sell pizzas to customers. Oh, so serving Little Sears Pizza is a crime. I fucking knew it. I did too. Makes sense. He's 41 years old. He was arrested on Sunday after officers responded to a report of a break in one of the pizza to change locations. Upon arrival, officers were advised at Hackett, a former employee had unlawfully entered the business on two separate occasions. During the first incident, Hackett entered the business, prepared pizzas, sold them to customers

and kept the proceeds for himself. The funniest part is, he sold 10 pizzas and made $50. What that sinkin. What that sink, Ed? He would have had to work for 10 hours to make that $50. During the second incident, Hackett allegedly broke into the business while the employees were still there. Oops. I told you, motherfucker, you're not on the schedule today.

It's my shift today. He faces multiple felony charges, including breaking and entry, larceny, and obtaining property by false pretense. It's a workaholic, man. I don't know why they're so mad at him. He showed up to work even if he's not supposed to be there. I do the same thing. I get another workaholic for you. This is a former manager at Highmark Health.

His name is Timothy Haver. Wait, wait, where does he work? Oh, hi, Mark. Oh, hi, Mark. There's a victim identified as Jane Doe reported a situation where she filled up her mug with water. When she took a drink, she realized it didn't taste, right, Carl? Sure. And on a couple of occasions, she could find it in a coworker that she kept finding this milky substance inside of her coffee mug every day.

Eggnog, sure, yeah. No, no. She said it smelled to look like semen and her coworker. The other employee agreed. Smelt like semen? Yeah. You have to have some pungesion. and semen, right?

Be able to smell it? Best maybe, I don't know. Yeah. Then it said smelled like, I was like, oh, what does that smell? I honestly don't know. Smells like chlorine. Okay.

I wager. All right. Highmark police then placed a hidden camera with the victims. My scene always smells like shit. Get it, do you get why that would happen? All right.

That's stupid. That's dumb. There's so many reasons. We could say it's because, you know, the gay stuff or the butt stuff, or we can say it's because he eats so much poop that it's like pineapple. It makes it taste like it. Gay stuff. Yeah, the ladies like it there, Vinny.

The ladies enjoy that. They like it or not. They enjoy it. They better. So they put a hidden camera at her desk. And over the next several weeks, police captured the video of her boss, tampering with her mug, on two different occasions. He was seen removing the mug and returning it a short time later.

I'll get to wait weeks for this. They're like, ah, let's just catch him like five or six more times. They'll definitely confront him about it. They're busy. It just took a while to check the camera. It's like a trail cam.

We must do the story twice a quarter. Someone jerking off in a coworker's mug, right? Yep. You're going to get caught. It's not even news anymore. Cumb doesn't just drip from the ceilings and appear in someone's mug. No, it's never an accident. No, it has never accidentally put cum in someone's

mug. We got a leaky cum pipe right above your office here. I'm sorry about that. I'll get maintenance in. Oh, we better get the cum plumbers in. Yep. The affidavit states have admitted to engage in the act three or four times saying he would ejaculate into the mug at home and bring it back the next morning. He took it home with them. Some people take their work home, Benny. You wouldn't know about that. He said he felt this was his way of getting close to her. Oh, he was flirting with her. Yeah. Well, some girls might like that. They're like, ah. Put gum and her hair. Don't put cum in her mug. Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker? All right.

And this woman, who looks like she lost a staring contest with a cursed doll, is Tiffany Smith. You want to guess the age on this one, Carl? 28. 33. Oh, no. Yeah. She's accused of trying

to sell her baby last month. She's now facing new charges and connection to a stabbing. Do you think that this chick's pissed off That the headline calls her an Oskaloosa woman? Hey, I'm a Lusa, you're Lusa. She is a Lusa and wherever you go.

Yeah. And if you enjoy some of that Oskaloosa pussy, you're going to Iowa. I do tell jokes. Some better than others. I'm the worst comedian ever. It was a good scene, you, buddy.

Yeah. I'll take it over from here, everyone. worry. We'll keep the creep bob going. No, you're not. You're just going to change. That furry show. 33-year-old Tiffany Smith has charged with willful injury, domestic abuse assault, four counts of and child endangerment.

On January 30th, officers responded to a report of a stabbing and found an individual with a stand room to their right upper arm. Police say Smith admitted to stabbing the victim with a hunting knife. And that the kid she was trying to sell were with her. Well, she did it.

She didn't sell that kid in time. Extra charge. You know, when someone's actively trying to sell their children, how the fuck is a state going to be like, nope, you got to keep them? It's a very good point. Don't you think the state is like, okay, just make with the kids? Let's negotiate here. We'll give you $500. Smith was previously arrested in January for allegedly trying to sell her one-month-old child court documents.

Say she gave the child to a family member of a potential buyer, and hours later demanded $10,000 or the child back. That is not how selling items were. works. You don't give the product to the buyer and then go, hey, can I have money for that now? You get the money first and then you exchange the product. What an idiot. It's like, no, I already got the thing now.

I'm out of here. The worst. Yeah, the person can be heard with the kid. See it. Always get the money first, people. You know, I thought I was getting a lot of bad cars. I was playing poker and AC with Rocco and Melton. Yeah.

This baby that we're talking about has been dealt the worst hand possible in life. This is not going to go wow for this kid. Well, at least the cops got the hunting knife away from mom. Baby should be like, please give that to me. All right. Last story today. I have a 38-year-old man from Wasilla, Alaska. You do.

Now, everybody, this is, I'll even warn you a little bit on this one. This is your warning. I don't like when people do things down. I want to feature this asshole. I don't have a shot of them. I just detailed child abuse for 20 minutes straight, but if you're concerned about things with animals, turn it off now.

I like puppies. I hear you. Trevor Robinson was arrested after a report Saturday that the police were called after a man was seen actively skinning a litter of puppies. Why? Why would you do that? I don't think you wanted to coat, Salasca. You know, it's funny.

We praised the Native Americans for using every part of the Buffalo. Oh, they were so. resourceful. They used every part. This guy's skinning puppies. They're like, sir, you can't be using that fur for your warmth in Alaska. When the cops showed up, they caught him doing it. Like, he's standing

there, like holding the dog, like fucking skidding it. Yeah, you guys want some gloves or something? What can I make for you? You're not supposed to do that. And people said that he killed the puppies and then skinned them. But his story is, because it's less of a crime. If he did not kill the puppies, he's saying they all died

and he just so happened to be there to skin them. Yeah. And you know what? Maybe he didn't kill the puppies because he jumped up in court until he didn't kill the puppies. You still have to admit it's a bad look to be skitting them, right? Like either way, someone stumbles upon that seed. It's not, it doesn't look great. Now, investigators obtained a search warrant, found multiple dead puppies and one's still alive.

Which, I mean, I don't know if he's killing him one at a time or what he's doing here, but it's pretty fucked up. And according to records, Robinson claimed the puppies died from peril virus and said he did not have the time or the money to seek outside help. So he decided to make himself a new shirt. I didn't kill the puppies. Now, the kittens, yes. I fucking hated those kittens. I definitely killed those.

But the puppies, see my best, see my best, see my best. Well done, silent shape. Oh, man. You know, it's got to be easy to be law enforcement in Alaska. This guy already had a felony looming over him before he murdered and skinned puppies. Sure. Like, you can just arrest anyone at any time. And they're already, you know they're a felon.

They live in Alaska. That's why you move there. What's up with all these bodies? got back here. Bill? Yeah. You can just go to anyone's home to just point at something. Like, you're under arrest. Yeah. Most of the people in Alaska live by their own weird ass codes.

That's why they choose to live in a place like that away from people. Yeah. So I can just live however the fuck they want to. God bless America for letting people do it. Carl, that's my scum parade today. Thank you for being a great co-host for 300 episodes. Dude, what an amazing run this has been. We're still going

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two. Sick! New bunch of hot-ass teachers who banged their kids. We are going to find out what is going on. Tweet. Tune out Friday, everybody. Until that, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. to be nice good gear iowa like iowa iowa iowa money you get it because she's a cool