The Creep Off - Episode 302: Africa's Funniest Home Videos

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Lock up the good silver, this week Karl & Vinnie will be making nominations for the creepiest house cleaner! Plus, We are joined by Lucy Tightboxxx to give us last week’s results, we’ll listen to your voicemails, watch a truly wild cop cam video, and bring you the latest in scum stories from around the world!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Clarksburg Banana Republic peeping tom arrested, police searching for more victimsMan Jailed for Permanently Tattooing Children Thinking Inkings Were TemporaryCaregiver left disabled men in running van while he ate, watched anime, murder charges say | KSL.com'Swallowed the liquid while alive': Mom 'dropped' newborn daughter into porta potty holding tank where she drowned in blue cleaning fluid, police say | Law & CrimeThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey Carl, I got some fun news for you. Oh, yeah? What's the news? Did you know there's a stand-up show happening in Hackamania? I did, Vinny. That's not news to me at all. Well, it was news to me because nobody told me. Oh, are you doing stand-up?

Until they told me on Friday. Yes, I am, sir. Wow. Well, this got way more exciting than it was before. Catch Vinny doing stand-up at Hackamania 3. Hackamini.com is the website to go to. promo code creep saves you 10% off your tickets. You're not even going to want to save 10%.

You're going to want to give us more money because the show that we're putting on for you. But take it, take the discount, enjoy it. That's right, folks. Hackamania.com. You could only be disappointed. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?

See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids to get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation.

Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Vomit-inducing thing. Take that Canada. We're riding high. What do you think about that? What an amazing game that the U.S. had not deserved to win. at all. But for some reason, it's three on three in overtime for Olympic hockey.

I had a great time calling up old second place electric. Oh, yeah, I message him right away. Oh, suck it. You're nicer than me. Suck it, potato. You are nicer than me. But this is the creep off, ladies and gentlemen, we are very happy that after 46 years America broke the streak.

They now had gold medalists in hockey. Neither one of us care that much, but we're happy. I'm excited for the. NHL to start back up again. Yes. The Sabres are actually good right now. Well, Carl. So I've been missing that quite a bit, but I've got to tell you, you know, we do these shows on Monday afternoons.

And we often celebrate Super Chat Monday, which was being in a really good mood when we do these shows. Today, two things are happening that are putting me in a better mood. Three. Okay. Two of them I was looking at during the intro, because I can see what's going on in the green room. Yeah. And, uh, yes, a lot of, uh, titty adjustment going. on that's fantastic.

Are they crooked or? No, no, they look great. Okay. Yeah, but keep playing with them. Anyway, not the point. The other thing that I'm excited about is that we are now on the Super Tip system. Is that true? It is.

If you want to know where to go to be a part of the show, it's supertip. GG backslash creep. Got some fun voices on there, Vinny? I added some fun ones. Oh, good. I can't wait. I'm going to be surprised like everyone else. Well, I just popped them up so they're now available.

So feel free to jump. over there and I have some fun. I'm not real thrilled with one of them. One of the voices isn't real great. But I'm going to work on it. I'm going to get it better. Okay, cool. Don't you worry. But before we get too far into everything, this show is a contest, Carl, and I think you need to explain the rules to the people are. Yeah, it's a true crime show where Vinnie and I compete to find the biggest creep in a certain category today. It's going to be maids, the biggest creep that is a maid. And what happens is you listen to both of our arguments. Then you go to patreon.com slash the creep off. And you vote for who you thought brought the

bigger creep. We then have our results girl come in on the next episode, tally those votes for us and award a point to the person who got the most votes. Once one of us gets to five points, we win the round and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Now, Carl, I want to talk to you about my last consequence in a minute, but we need to bring in our special results girl today, filling in for Danny and also filling in for my hell yeah, because she couldn't be here. Good news. It's Lucy tight box. On our alert.

Tight, tight, tight. Yeah. What's in the fucking box? I think he names Lucy what they all call a loose. Hey, Lucy. Thank you guys so much for having me. I feel honored to fill the chair of Danny and Mahalia. Is this the first time you and I have been on this show together?

I think you filled in for me before. Well, welcome. And thank you for coming in last minute. We appreciate you. Yeah, you don't have to stay, Carl. I could leave. Be fine. I have things to do

No, you don't Lucy You have the results You know who won Last Weeks episode It was the biggest creep In Washington, D.C. Tell us

It sure was So with 60% of the vote The winner And the biggest creep in Washington, D.C. is Vinny With a good Somebody called Pallino

He just got him there for Piny Got to the crew folks So it's a student Please call Paulino Everybody knows it's his show You suck with us Lucy She's good

Score is now 2 to 1 But Carl you're still in the lead Oh boy Carl That's some bad news you brought me Here I am complimenting you All excited That you're part of the show

And this is what you do to me I'm so sorry But I don't think it's working out with this one I think we got to go back to Danny Well she doesn't want to be here anyway She has better things to do You could see her at once over with Kaylee on YouTube if you're not subscribed, you better get over there and do that right now.

And she'll also be on point-dabblepoint with me on my channel at 4 o'clock today with the great Cardiff Electric and, of course, Shulie Agar. Oh, boy, that'll be a good one. And I will be adjusting my boobs many more times before then, so it should be good. Is there going to be a costume change before then? I will see. That all depends on the timing of my life. I say fuck those guys. Put more on.

What? No. It's going to be on my channel. I mean, if it's on Shulie's channel, then yeah, who gives a shit. But come on, that's fucked up. All right. Lucy, you can hang out in the green room for the next hour and play with yourself. That's fine.

Yeah. We'll just keep an eye on it. I will get distracted. I hope that you both have much success today, mostly Vinny. Thank you. Thanks. Bye, Lucy. I hope you go fuck yourself.

She's so nice. She's so great. Is he great? Yeah. So I told you I needed to talk to you about my consequence. Yeah. Yes. I got a text from him the other day.

What did he say? He wanted 100 bucks. Did he really? Yes. He said, where's my 100 bucks? Yeah. he knows about this? I don't think he knows about this.

He might. Alex might have informed him. He's asked me for money all the time, though. So I don't know if it's a coincidence or not. Well, I got bad news for him, Carl. What's that? It turns out he might not be the podcast hitman. Oh.

It turns out he's not. It turns out he's actually not. Wait. There's only one authority on this, Carl. There's only one authority on this. And he has ruled the podcast hitman is that Matthew Lewinsky is not podcast Hitman. How is that possible? Because I have a video from him. He sent it in. Okay. Here we go. The only guy who matters on the subject. That's right. It's Brett the Hitman Hart.

Hey, this is Brett the Hitman Heart and I got a very special message going out to Vinny. Vinny, I know that right now things haven't been going your way and things are going really tough for you. That's just part of the game. It was down to too, Brad. to get tough and the tough get going. And you've got to stay strong, stay positive, and know that you are the real hitman. When it comes to being a podcast, hitman, you are the excellence of execution. Just remember that.

What? Just know that every single day is just one battle after another, and you're just got to keep your head down, stay focused, and know that you are, without a doubt. When it comes to being a podcast, hitman, you are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there was.

And the best of every movie. So keep your chin up and just know the hitman's got your back and you can overcome anything If you just believe in yourself and stay strong, stay positive, get the job done. Hey, Brett, before you go, let's see that dick. I know what anybody wants to ask. Carl, I just, I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. Is you going to get yourself $100? Well, I guess the wheel said, I have to get a podcast.

I'll buy myself something nice if that would be the right thing to do by the consequence. How pissed is Aaron Imhock going to be that we had Brett the hitman hard on our show? Well, how pissed is. Aaron Hymolk going to be when he finds out that I'm the one true podcast hitman according to Brett Hart. That's amazing. Well, congratulations on that. Vinny, how much does that cost you?

$100. Jesus Christ. So happy for you. And you know what? It was better spent than giving it to a murderer. I know. I'm so happy for you right now because Brett just said your name. Carl.

That was very exciting for you. It costs $110. There was a service fee. It costs me more money for that bullshit. I'm so happy for me. pay this old man to give me a talk like I'm a cancer kid that give a fucking murderer $100. He hasn't been convicted yet.

Stop it. Someone would have put that body in his basement. Hey, you're going to leave this body in the basement? Yeah, yeah, I'll be back in a year or two. Don't worry. Just hold it for me. Oh, fuck him. All right, Carl.

Tell him I said fuck off when you're down to him. You ready to start a competition? When you and Adam Bush have him on and have your little powell. All right. Why don't you ring the bell And let's start today Vinny you want so you go first Yeah our category today is creepiest made

And it was just one of the random ones We picked out of the bag that we hadn't done yet And I thought well it's about time we'd hit it up Sure So I want to introduce you to my creep today Carl She's a real beauty Her name is Catwoman

No It's a different one It's a Sanita Sinita Renee Martin Now, she's born in 1978, and she made herself a little career. And she made herself a career as a streetwalker. And she was working the streets, and she kept getting arrested. The cops gave her a hard time.

And she fucking hates cops, Carl, more than anything in the world. They ruined her life. She couldn't get a job anywhere else because of her police record. She was very, very upset about all of this. So she realized that she needs to go back to the family business. Her mother was actually a maid. And she decided, you know what, I got a, I could probably do that. And, but nobody would hire me without references.

So what do I do? How do I get references? She came up with an idea. What about those? All those johns she was sucking off. Those guys would probably put in a good word. She had a better idea. Okay.

She had a better idea. She figured out, how do I get some references for cleaning quick? I know. All advertise is a topless made. Oh, that's fun. Right? Yeah. Now, she's thinking, I'm going to get all the single

guys are going to hire me. I'm going to get a million jobs. I'm going to get a million jobs. Yeah, I'm going to shake my tities. I'm not going to be doing anything illegal. She's got her new business. Well, Carl, there was a hiccup with their very first client. Can you believe it? Oh, come on. What's the problem here? Well, her first client, he's a 74-year-old divorced, retired Renando police cop living part or a police officer. I'm sorry, he was a beach cop. Oh, she doesn't like those people. Yeah. He's living part-time at his Ingo-wood apartment building. He managed. Now, Are you allowed to twist the titties when they have the topless maid? How does that work?

What are the rules? I don't think you're allowed to touch you. I think it's stripped of rules. Oh, well, if you're in my house, I feel like I should make the rules. You're under my roof, young lady. Well, it turns out when she's at your house, she makes the rules. Okay. Now, he was really excited about this, too.

By the way, he told all of his friends, guys, you're never to believe this. I hired her a topless maid. She's coming over Friday. This is going to be fucking great. He's divorced. He doesn't care. He's a horny guy. He's 74.

He's going to check out some titties. He's going to have a heart attack. Yeah. That would have been the least of his problems, actually. So from what I understand, she shows up and she, you know, starts cleaning. And as she's cleaning, she's cleaning this stuff. And she sees pictures on the wall. And she's like, oh, my God.

Is that a picture of this guy in a cop uniform? What the fuck? And she goes to the other room. And she sees he's got his big. badge in a frame. He's got his old shotguns in there. All the shit's in there. Uh-oh. And he was just sitting in his chair. So that's when she came out of the bedroom with the shotgun and just started. She fucking beat him like with the brunt end of the shotgun. Uh-huh.

Till his head was almost gone, Carl. Oh, wow. She hit him so many times with the back end of this shotgun that it broke in half. cheese louise and then when it broke she wasn't done oh fuck this piggy she goes into the kitchen and finds his biggest knife and then tries to cut off what was left of his head oh but she couldn't get through the spine so what happened is she's got like a skull that's all bashed in and brains are falling out but now it's like hanging from a spine string right and his head is just like tossle like that so she you know number one is getting paid to clean up yeah she better clean this shit up. The ad said topless, not headless, honey. So guess what? This is how this bitch cleans up.

This is how the creepiest maid in the world cleans up after she murders the guy who hired her. She rolls them up in a blanket and throws him in the back room, leaves the blood, leaves everything else, walks out. I hope she didn't get paid for that job. Well, she did take his wallet. I mean, she is an ex-hooker. She does not deserve to get paid for that. That's a, that's something that skill you just pick up over the years. No Hulkomania. He was not okay. Yeah, he was definitely not okay. And I would say flat cat Jessica, he gave him a band-aid, he was fine. To answer this question for her, for the sake of story, yes, she did it all topless. Okay. Now, she wasn't done with his head, though, by the way, I forgot this part. She, for some reason with that knife, started carving shit and, like,

checkered patterns into his face. Okay. Which is really weird. Like, she was just, like, scratching it up. Either way, she left, took his wallet. And nobody knew. Nobody knew. this happened. He just was in that apartment. He's like a single guy. He was in there for four days until the smell got out. Jesus Christ. Yeah. The smell gets out and then the neighbor's like, call the super, call the super. Well, it turns out it is the super. So the cops show up and they find his body and they go, oh, what do we do? How are we going to solve this one? Oh, let's talk to his friends. Yeah, he hired the topless maid from this magazine. And then they look at the security camera that was right across the hall from where his apartment was

and find her going in, her leaving, and him never leaving. So days went by. Was she able to clean other houses? Or did she stop her business after that? That's a great question that I don't know the answer to. I'd like to think that maybe she did a couple for...

Yeah, I don't think she did a good job at other places where she didn't get triggered by the police. Yeah. Boy, was she ever fucking triggered. So her DNA, her blood splatter, surveillance video, she was fucking cooked.

And instead of taking any type of public defender, she decided to defend herself in court. I'm smart. No, no. I found it interesting because she wouldn't testify. She wouldn't testify herself. There's only one witness for this. There's nobody else there. She refuses to go on the stand and say that I'm innocent.

All she wanted to do was play the video of her being questioned by the police telling them she didn't do anything. that was her defense was her video telling the cops I didn't do nothing okay yeah 37 to life um no motive ever explained publicly uh just the rage that this motherfucker was a cop and had the balls to be alive around her that's my creep this week if you if you support the blue if you back the blue you vote for your boy viny and centia renne martin at patreon dot com backslash the creep off thank you all right great presentation thanks car Vinnie Paulino, I want to take you to Uganda. Oh, they don't have cleaners there.

They sure do. No. In fact, this one father split up with the wife, and so he's got these two kids. Okay. And he decides he's got to go to work, but the maid is over, so fine, the maid can watch the kids. Her name is Precious Tomb Hereway. And Precious Tomb Hereway had a little bit of an issue. with one of these kids.

They're the four-year-old. And by the way, this woman's been a maid for the last four years since 2020. As long as this kid's been alive. Exactly. She knows this kid since this kid was a baby. And so they're very familiar. Well, what this little girl decides to do is shit herself. And Precious is not happy about that.

If you want to play my clip number one, we'll find out how she responded to it. Oh, it's actual Precious. precious Tomahirwe, who was featured in a viral video that circulated during the 2024 festive season, appeared before Chief Magistrate Shalong Niwaha at the Chira Court. Tomahirwe admitted to biting the child and head-bating her in a fate of rage after the toddler reportedly soiled her clothes. When the charges of aggravated torture were red in court, Tomahiro played it guilty. Now the reason why she...

She had butted a four-year-old? She sure did. And bitter too. The reason why she pled guilty, Vinny, is because the neighbors, she was making such a commotion torturing this child. The neighbors were hearing it and came over and pounding on the door. Like, hey, let us in. You got to stop doing that. And she refused to.

But they were able to film what she was doing. This became a viral video in Uganda, this woman beating the shit out of a four-year-old circulated. But they knew the kid shit himself, right? Shit herself. Right. They did know that. but the fact that this woman refused to stop beating the hell out of her when the neighbors showed up was not a good look well question did the neighbors show up to clean up the shit good point good point someone's got to clean up the shit yeah and that's going to be her so you know well it turned out she didn't have to at all because uh once the father was called and he got back from work she fled uh but this is clip number two of this new story she was so mad at those neighbors after she said said, do I go to your goat foot and slap the goat dick out of your mouth when you're a chair job?

It's a good one. She said. Despite the loud cries of the child, Tom Hewe refused to open the door and continued beating the girl. A concerned neighbor recorded a video of the abuse through the bathroom window. Child was rushed to Insambia Hospital where she was admitted in critical condition. That's right. The police health services found that this. baby had sustained multiple wounds on the face, hands, left lower back, on the left lower limb,

and lacerations on the lips, and the injuries were classified as grievous harm. Carl. She's also found to be traumatized by this experience. She's bruised. She's traumatized. She's bleeding from the face. But the underwear is ruined. Bleeding from the face, Betty.

That's going to ruin a lot of other things, too. Well, my guy's face doesn't exist anymore. So the father is talking about how, like, this kid is traumatized now. And it's really hard for her to even want to be in the house. When he leaves, he has to bring her over to her sister's house because she can't even be home alone. She's so afraid of precious coming in, beating the shit out of her again. Also, precious has an eight-year-old at home. Well, not anymore.

Because what happened was she was sentenced to 40 years in prison. Oh, man. For beating the shit out of this four-year-old kid. Well, stop saying she beat the shit out of the kid. She was trying to beat it back into the child. You can't put the shit back at the toddler. All right. And Tuky's unpaid staff just named this episode.

Africa's funniest home videos. It's a huge motherfucker. It's terrible. So vote for Carl, the creepoff.com slash, or I'm sorry, Patreon.com slash the creepoff. Vote for Carl and precious tomb hereway. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

I would vote for a real creep. Sanita. Now, Carl, before we go too far, we got a bunch of super chats. We got a bunch of super chats. This is exciting. We'll hit the Super Tips in a minute. You still got a minute or two, kids.

Elliot 9688 became a YouTube member. Welcome. Jacob Brian 7,000 became a YouTube member and the one pun became a YouTube member. Excellent. Our man Chris Primer gifted a creep-off channel membership. Now, if you are getting that membership, guess what you get? A bonus episode every week and a whole lot of creepy fun with Carl and me. Yep, we do bonus shows on Fridays.

We just had one with a pretty wild police video. that we did on Friday and some great scum stories. Fucking Rick James tried to rip a guy's eyeballs out. Yeah, it's something else. Yeah, you got to watch that one. Labermistic, thanks for the two bucks. I just got here.

What did I miss, Vinny? Carl, shitting the bed like an African four-year-old. And Lucy's tits on point. Joseph Collins has been a member for six months. Danny Rules, Northeaster's drool. Let's get Creep in Carl and Vinny. Creeps of the Crypt. I think you're not the only one.

I don't get that one. but I still love you. Chris Primer, thanks for the Fiverr. What would it take to get the podcast Hitman to become a voice on Super Tips? Well, I already am, sir. No, no, no, no, I am already a voice on that. He's talking about the real...

No, I am the real podcast hitman. Brett Hart fucking said so. No, no, no, no. He's talking about the actual... Matthew Lewinsky, thanks for the five bucks. No, that's not the real podcast, man. That title was stripped when he committed murder. It's mine now.

Matthew Lewinsky is the podcast, Edman. What's up with Vinnie's made? She's the one who's supposed to give him head, not the other way around. Wait, you stopped reading, hold on. We didn't even finish Chris Pryver's thing. I'm sorry, go ahead. We were to take together the podcast.

You got so triggered by this. No, by you not addressed me by my proper title. Get him to read for 10 minutes and pay him a pittance. Yeah, we could do that. That'd actually be a pretty funny idea to get podcast hit, man. People can get him saying some wild stuff. Joseph Collins, 628. Having a daughter, Carl wins, 499, please.

Rocko or B. I don't know why he skipped past that now. I don't know what you're doing. I'm not skipping past him. We just read that. What's up with Vinny's Mace? You never headed up on the screen, though. I did.

And then you yelled at me and told me to take it. You had the other one on the screen. You were reading this one. Holy shit. Vote for Carl. I messed up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody.

It's supposed to be giving him hat not the other way around. Sorry. All right, we got it. Labermistic, thanks for the two bucks. Super Tip creep sends to creeps of the crypt. It shouldn't. it should take you directly to us

we're on there buddy are you our elrung that would be bad I don't think so because I could get to it when you go it's supertip dot creep not creeps creeps plural not plural is there one that creeps

not to my knowledge but let's hit a couple of these show yeah let's see it our very first super tip is coming in from a good friend of the show our buddy Brian Johnson oh nice it's about fucking time I got with the program, I'm just a little slow to adapt. Mooh, head.

Called yourself a moonhead now? Apparently. Here's some suggestions from our friend F. the lemons and bail. Listen here, brother. We need Lisa Boswell, P. Diddy, Beggy Monster, Epstein, and podcast hit man at least. I want a real American All-Star cast. Okay, not bad. That is the ghost of Hulk Hogan checking in. Lisa, of course, we can have, what was the other one that was actually a really good idea? P-Ditty?

P-Ditty is a good idea. He's already in there. Oh, yeah. He sure is. That's exciting. Epstein, I want to do. I found a couple videos. I just didn't get to make it yet.

We will have Jeffrey Epstein available. And then Annie, our pal, Annie, says, congrats on the tips, and she gave us a fiver. Thanks, Annie. And then our pal Chris Primer popped in. Some say the reason people vote for Carl is because they like building him up, but they love tearing him down more. Some do say that. Oh, man. Captain Cheese, thanks for the five.

Alleged murderer, Vinnie, the corpse could have come from anywhere. True. Solid point. Solid point. But, yeah, you guys play around with that. You got to get somebody's voices. There's one in there. I really hope somebody hits because it's a lot of fun.

Sweet. All right, Carl. Good job, Vinny. Good job getting us on Super Tip. I'm trying to tell. It's exciting. Trying to do good things by us. Cool.

And also, you know, I need to stop and thank Adam Thoreau for the new intro that he did. Yes. I get to say that. Thank you, buddy. It was really great. We like it a lot. My favorite part is Danny's boobs. Happens a couple times in that video.

My favorite part is Danny's boobs twice. And Carl, what time is that? It's time for a cop cam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights.

Ruined your life. Oh, we get Moody's in the chat trying to help people out with our super tip. Thanks, Moody. Good to see you, buddy. Labron, are you typing it in manually? It might be auto-completing for you if you've gone to creeps of the crypts. Yeah, get... Moody!

Moody! People are giving me money and you're fucking up, Moot. It's not Moody's fault. I know. I'm not mad at you, buddy. I'm just kidding. Labrostic did send us another five. He says, if you pin the link, all I'm getting is creeps of the crypt.

You guys know I'm not shy. a super tip get in the game Vinny. Yeah, we gotta get this figured out for Labyrinth. It's always my... All right. If you want to play my first clip, the police show up. There's a gentleman who believes that he's had his dirt bike stolen by

this woman who lives in this house. And so the police show up and try to figure out what this guy is getting on about. Seems a little shamed. What's on, partner? How you doing? Yeah. All right, listen, like I told you on the phone, yeah, but there's a part.

y'all can do because I talked to another office so you're so you're lying to me I'm not lying you have any reason a lie yes I cannot force here to give this stuff back this is my property my stuff was here I would is it a dirt bike yes all right and she inside this thing yes what's her name yes I would like back up here back up yeah why because you're sitting here lying I'm not lying I'm gonna talk to her she's inside you are my officer I'm a trooper not an officer where are the dirt bikes Got stolen, and the officers was willing to help me out. But the bike was gone.

Where is it? It's right here. You confused yet? Very. Okay. So the cop is lying clearly. I don't think that's what's happening here. I don't know.

This guy seems pretty convincing. Well, it's funny because he wants to prove that it's his dirt bike. Right. And so he shows the trooper here the title that he has in my clip number two. Okay. Okay. Let's see some documentation. Do you see title? So the title running on your name on it.

Officer. What's your name? What's your name? Daniel King. All right. So why is you doing this to me? I'm not. How do I get to her?

This door? Yes. Why do you act being stupid, don't? You stay back here because I'm not going to listen to YouTube fight if things aren't civil here. No, I live here. There. And the dirt bike is there.

It was the dirt bike stolen then? Did she just tell him you can't ride it? I think she, like, parked her car in a way that was blocking it maybe, but I don't know if that's something you could call the police about. Was there another cop there, or is this guy just completely full of shit? I think this guy's completely full of shit. Okay. Because something happens in this next clip that changes the course of this man's life. Not exaggerating by that.

This man decides something really good just happened to him. You just go down there. No, I don't. Because you're causing the problem. And I will sue the hell out of you. Oh. All right. What's your badge number?

Hold on. Let me record this. Is she hung? What's your badge number, officer? 8-847. 8-847. So I'm not allowed to get my dirt bite? I'm trying to talk to her.

You're not trying. Okay. So this guy decides that he's going to sue the police officer. Now, at first, he doesn't. didn't seem that excited about it. He's just like, what's your badge number? I'm going to sue you. But then he realizes, wait a second, if I'm successful with this lawsuit against the police department or the state troopers, that could be a windfall of money for me. And he gets very excited in my clip number four. Wow. What a lucky day. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. I'm about to me a

million there. This is the last job. A million there. You know that? Thank you. Thank you. Thank You, racist ass cop. You, yo, bro, we rich forever. You hear that? I'm rich forever. Huh. Rich. Rich.

All right, sir. You know, pay. Pay. I'm getting a lawyer and I'm paid. I'm pretty sure that's what Stuttering John was screaming out the window. Yeah. This guy is already on the phone with his mom getting in her to put a boat in his name. Right.

Yeah. No, the money's coming. I'm going to, going to Europe for a few weeks. I'm getting a boat. The money's definitely coming. And you know that 21-year-old I've been talking to? She'll finally love me. So this guy's like, oh, excited.

He's like, holy shit, I'm going to win this lawsuit. And I'm going to make all this money. And he doesn't know what to do with himself. He's just overly excited about it. And he actually is wanting to give back to this police officer who's giving him this windfall of money. Oh. Well, you know, that's refreshing. Yeah.

Well, you want me kiss your boots? Can I kiss him? Can I kiss your boots? Please? Please. Here's where we're at. It's where I'm at. I think this guy's off.

I don't know why you would say no to such a kind request, he asked. I think this guy might be slightly off because at first he was kind of pissed at the trooper. Now he wants to lick his boots. And I'm confused. I'm looking at the state of this house that he claims he lives at. He's not a millionaire already. They do have a lot of vehicles. The rich man, poor man situation.

Must be. So things get very confusing in my next clip. All right. Why is he acting like this? Listen, like I told him on the phone, simple issue, right? He's telling me he lives here too that they're, I cannot force her to give him that bike. Like, he got the title on everything, though. I know, but he said he lives here.

The bike's here. Like, I don't know. He's about to sell it to me. I'm buying the bike. And I've knocked on the door if she didn't answer. Like, he didn't give me his phone number when I asked for it on the phone. So he's there trying to sell. This guy wants to buy the dirt bike.

Huh. The dirt bike that's stolen but not stolen because it's right there. Right. And he has the title for it. Mystery woman that we don't know anything about and he can't get the phone number to talk to that person. Does it make a sense to you yet? Not even a fucking ounce. I will tell you the whole time this is happening.

This guy's just yelling. I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm a millionaire. He can't stop yelling this nonstop. And then. So can the car is he allowed? to shoot him yet?

Or? Wow. It's funny you say that because clip number seven, that's what he's hoping for. Oh, I get it. The law that you just fucked up. All right. Shoot me. I'm not going to shoot me.

I'm not going to shoot me. Yeah. You get your. Bro, ain't no getting me. Shoot me. Bitch shoot me. You a bitch-ass cop. Yo.

Yo, do so. Try my things, dude. Bro. Yeah, get your boy. Yeah. Ain't no getting me. He can't do shit. and I'm on camera.

Get this recorded. Can you record this? All right. This is where I thought. He kind of got down like Diddy. Like he was going to do something. This is where I got a little bit nervous. I'm like,

this guy is starting to get a little handsy with the police officer. Sure. And the cost's been very polite so far. But I have a feeling there's going to be like an arrest at some point. This guy just keeps screaming and carrying on like this. Well, actually things escalate a lot quicker than I expected in my next clip. Uh-oh. Because somebody's going to jail and it ain't me, bitch.

How about that one? How about that one? Let's fight. I'll take the charge because you know what? Oh, now you're going to jail. Yeah, an officer cop, beat my ass. Turn around. Oh, shit.

Turn around, dude. Beat me. Beat me. Turn around. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, fuck. Oh, man.

Oh, man. And Andrew losing to this maniac. What are you doing, dude? I'm rich forever, bitch. I can beat up cops. I'm rich forever. This is fucking unreal. Is that crazy? He just starts fighting with the police officer. He took a shot straight at him right at his head.

Yes. Wow. So what's crazy is there's a couple of Mexicans walking by, and they see what's going down, and they decide to help the police officer out, as you'll see him. Because I was worried he was going to end the same way that when we watched on Friday was ended.

Oh, does this one end with Christy Noam coming in and taking those Good Samaritans back to Mexico? No. Okay. Funny idea, though. Yeah, well. Yeah. Papa, Papa, Papa, we race. Go away, Papa.

We race. We race. We race. Yeah, we rich. I work for the plane. Paul, call her. Papa. Papa.

You rich. Hi. This is me. This is me. This is. Hop them. Off him. Hop up.

You're right? No. I got him. I got that. All right. Parall. He's able to get him coughed with the help of these two, uh, civilians. If I'm that cop, I'm literally sitting over him going, oh, you're rich, are you?

And I'm doing that thing where you drop a lugie down and you just let the string of spit, go down to go down his face and suck it back up. I'm like, oh, are you rich? Before cop cam, uh, you know, videos. Yeah. You can have a lot more fun. When you get out of my day, you can do a pink belly, so many things. So backup arrives.

They have a number of police officers because this guy is just unstable, uncooperative. They're trying to get him in the back of the cruiser, and it's very, very difficult. I'm tired. Yeah. Come on. You're making this worse. Yeah, I'm not. Do what I do, bro.

There you go. There you go. What a prick. What a prick. This kid is. I don't even know. Go go. Stay close me in here.

What's this for? You're going to the station anyway. You're process. It's over. That's it. I don't even know what you're trying to pull off right now, sir. This is not helping your cause at all. I think this is his last ditch effort to get his head slammed in the car door accidentally or something.

So he's in the back of the car and they show him he's kicking at the window. and he's kicking at the cage and he's just being very disruptive. They finally get him back to the station and they're able to drag him in, sit him down. And that's when we find out, Vinny, why the fuck this guy's been acting like this? There's a very specific reason for it. Daniel reached the station alive but passed away in the hospital the following day. No shit. A high dose of fencycladin was found in his system.

The drug known on the street as PCP or Angel Duff. It can cause seizures, coma, and even death, often as a consequence of accidental injury or suicide while under the drug's effects. The effects may resemble the symptoms associated with schizophrenia, including delusions and paranoia. Interesting, his last name is King? Wasn't Rodney King also on PCP? You know, when he was acting a fool? I have to ask now, is PCP bad for you? I think PCP is bad for you, but I would like to try it.

So if anyone has Angel Dust, they want to share. We're reading Juliet Fox's autobiography with Blind Mike on my Patreon. And she talks about how she got hooked on PCP when she was 16 years old, 17, something like that. She would smoke it every day during her lunch break in high school. Okay, sure you did. Explains her acting style. Carl, you know, I'm going to go out and play this because somebody picked the voice that I wanted. Oh, beautiful.

Here we go. I fully support my protege, Carl. A vote for him is like a vote for me. I am, in fact, Adolf, and I approve this message. Vinny is fat. That's not what Adolf sounds like at all. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's not as good.

I used Buddy Cole. I used Scott Thompson for the voice. That's funny. And I thought a feminine Adolf Hitler would be really funny. The springtime for Hitler. I got it. Yeah, I thought that'd be good. Supertip.g.g.

Griep. Is where you want to go to be Adolf Hitler. Be Adolf Hitler. You can be P. Diddy. You could even be the Sonichu medallion. Nobody's been the Sonatio medallion's on there too. Yeah. There's all sorts of problems. Carl, it's time for some voicemails.

Let's hit him, shall we? Yep. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congrats to the U.S. men's hockey team for winning the gold. Canada was double mad once they remember their drunken bet that loser gets Syracuse. See you in Syracuse. And bring a passport. I don't want to go anymore.

Who knew? Oh, boy. All right, Carl. Let's start off of some voicemails if I could find them. Suggestion for the wheel of consequences. Great. For the wheel, someone suggested vegan diet for a week. I think vegan vlog for a week could be kind of funny.

Yeah, what do you think? Vegan blog? Yeah. No. I think. I mean, I could just have chat GPT write it, so yes. Okay, vegan blog. Yep, that sounds like an easy one.

Hey, Vinny, it's Carl. This is how I talk when I didn't goop for a while. I just wanted to say, I know you are upset that you've been losing every once in a while. A lot recently. Just wanted to say, you're welcome. I threw the round for you. I'm a libertarian, so of course I would have brought Jay Edgar Hoover as the biggest crept from Washington, D.C., but wanted to give you a fighting chance.

Anyway, love you. Bye. Is this a gentleman claiming that he helped you cheat? That's what he's claiming. Not happening, really. Not happening. I'm not the one on trial here. I'm out of order. You're out of order.

I denounce it. You can't handle the truth. How much are you paying this guy, Carl? Damn it, what didn't he do? How much has Pat Dixon paid him to save these things? Okay, sorry. Hey, boys. Podcast profit.

here Holy Spirit is speaking through me. I don't want to, you know, cause any alarm, but I just recently found out that there are vampires in America. And in almost every spot in the world, there are vampires.

The only place there isn't vampires is Africa. And that's because vampires hate, you know, holy water. And as you know, I bless the brains down in Africa

Stop doing PCP Boy don't I have egg on my face Fucking actually taking the fucking Hey let's get Danny a sign off Fucking thing serious Put in a little effort Thought about it, you know I thought I was really fucking clever

And you guys were just like Ah Fucking sorry buddy We were joking Go fuck yourself Any hoodles Thank you fuck you bye That was a long ways to go

With that vampire joke It's pretty bad Here's a fun story, though. Here's a pallet clums for everyone. What did you? What happened to him? Oh, light that fire. As far as serial shitters and serial killers,

the first time I ever saw Cap and Crunch Ups All Berries in the store, I bought that box, and I took it home, and I killed that box in one fucking sitting. Oh, boy. A little while later, I had to take the shit. And when I took that shit, that shit, that shit, was a beautiful blue shit. It looked like a log of blue Play-O in the fucking toilet.

I have to say they've changed the recipe. You can no longer do that. But I got to tell you, that shit was the most beautiful shit I ever took in my life. Love the show. See you. I thought that it was like a serial killer. I mean, do you remember when, like, cereal was basically just sugar plastic? Yeah, I like that the guy took a blue shit.

he's like, I don't have to do that again. He's all disappointed that it doesn't work anymore. They took all the harmful dies out of the food. Yeah. I mean, it's a good tip, though, because the other harmful stuff is still in there. So he's stopping people from trying it. Yeah, good point. Which is a good thing.

What happened to that thing with the FDA where they were going to get rid of all the dies? That happened? I remember what I was talking about it? No, I think we just stopped giving kids vaccines. Oh, okay. Speaking of shit, last week at Lake Me, Michigan, they found an old steam ship that had sunk years ago sank to the bottom of the lake. The steamship was made in Cleveland.

That's right. They found a Cleveland steamer at the bottom of Lake Michigan. Love the show. Let's see you. This is not a joke. You see that our friend, podcast, Prophet, that's how you do it. Is that how you do it? Not really.

You're all failing you today. You got any? No, I don't have any. Okay, good. Well, guess what? Good news. Somebody found the son of two medallion. Happy Super Tip Monday, boys.

Love the show. Watch Levyverse at 3 p.m. EST. Monday boys. Love the show. Watch Levyverse at 3 p.m. EST. Who thought this was a good idea?

I don't know what you're doing over there, man. Bro, it just started doing it. I put my hands up. It was just going. Finally, a curse on Vinnie for not pinning this. May Carl's basement dry and Vinny's toes forever be wet. How is it still going? I closed the fucking window.

I close the whole thing out and it's still played. I think I'm with Chad Zumach. That melting is fucking with me. Maybe. It's very possible. No, I'm going to assume that was user error somehow. Sorry, everybody. That was a lot of fun.

Keep on the super tip and fucking up our show, please. Yeah. Don't don't. We have some super chats there. We can get caught up on. We sure do. Labrins for two bucks. Requested backup.

He's trying for tongue. on your cop cam. Now, this is interesting. I'm going to need a little bit of an update on this. West Litter Little Reptile Family, 3,418, thanks for the Fiverr. I'm the one that took my cousin to the range. Then she unalived her husband. Apparently she was connected because Gov is considering a pardon.

Oh, interesting. This was the lady who just straight up shot her husband after they signed their divorce papers, right? Right at the courthouse, right at the courthouse on the steps. How do you, what state is this? It's a good question. Labrne Mystic. Was he calling out to Rodney King as Papa? I was about to write a whole different super chat before that drug info dropped.

Yes. Maybe that is who Papa is. The fact that it's sonature that that happened to makes it perfect. That's true. That's what just happened. That is what just happened. The medallion got us. Holy shit.

It's real. I've been laughing about it all this time. It actually is real. You feel dumb for wearing it right now, huh? No, I planted it in your office. No, you didn't. As you know, it's planted in here. It's not in here.

It's attached to that little plug thing that you put in your butt. You showed it to me. The little plug did I put in my butt? Another little about it. I was trying to not embarrass you. The thing's the size of a coffee mug, everybody. It's incredible.

All right. It's time for a scum parade. Get me the fuck out of here before the world falls apart. You know what? For old time's sake today. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids.

Let these creeps have made Skull parade Vinnie and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit A parade Fug by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood Of a cat skull parade

Let's meet this fella Shall we, Carl All right? This kid is 19 years old He is from Clarksburg, Tennessee I believe this happened in His name is Mr. Del Favio Del Rio

It's a great name. It is a good name. Now, he was arrested last week after allegedly recording women with his cell phone while they were changing in a dressing room at a Banana Republic. Can someone tell this guy about the internet?

He's going to be blown away when he finds out you could actually watch people fucking in dressing rooms anytime you want. In fact, I wanted to check my theory on this mini. And I watched a very attractive young lady masturbate in an H&M dressing room. Yeah, that was Lucy.

Well, she was in that thing. No, no, no. This was a different attractive blonde with nice tits. And she bestrated for like eight minutes. I don't have to set up a camera. There was no chance I was going to get caught. The last maybe my wife walked into the office. It's amazing what you can see.

You don't have to try to record it on your phone, you idiot. That office in front of all the windows at your house? Yeah. Oh, Lord. Oh, you don't think the delivery people want to see a chick playing with herself in a Jurassic room? They do. All right. Solid point.

They do. investigation George Ech gets to my house a lot faster they get to other people's houses no they get gone a lot faster than other people's houses good point

an investigation found that Del Rio was a store employee on May 10th of last year he was recording a woman while she was trying on clothes in the dressing room the woman noticed the lens of the cell phone inside the dressing room

and reported it to police a week later Del Rio again used his cell phone to record a different woman in the store's dressing room that victim called the police after realizing she might be been recorded So now the cops got to go to this fucking place twice

And they're like This guy's there The employee going, I don't know what happened And he's like, oh, he's here again So now it's getting a little more suspicious So they respond to the store Reviewed surveillance footage inside the Banana Republic And after speaking with the woman in the store manager

They were all like It was fucking Fabio over there Probably Fabio if I had a guess Who's filming all these women They checked his phone and they found Photos of three victims as well as photos of numerous unidentified women. An officer identified a fourth female victim from the unidentified photos

and determined that on August 6th, he took photos of her while she was walking around the store and when she was in the change room as well. So if you were a hot chick and you were in a Banana Republic on August 6th of last year, maybe contact the cops. I got to say going through the phone to find additional victims, it's probably not the worst job you could have. It's fun. You know, not the worst.

I'll tell you, man, what's wild is that when you watch the Pito hunters and they catch someone and they are, do you have CP on your phone, they'll pull their phone out. I'll be like, yeah, I got this. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That wasn't actually looking to watch it with you, buddy. They tell them to make them put their phone in airplane mode and they're handed to the cops. Like, I'm not touching that fucking thing. I don't want to touch any of these phones. But if you're a cop, it's probably fun.

So let's talk about this fella. He's in a bit of trouble over in Newcastle, England. This is Patrick Coe. He's 31 years old. And he's getting three years in prison, Carl. You know what he did? What did he do? He was giving children tattoos. Oh, that's fun. Three young children believing he was temporary tattooing them.

But there are permanent tattoos? That is correct. What's the problem? He wants those kids to be cool. I get it. The children of being in pain will Coe is tattooing them. And his claim that the small designs would fade had proven to be false. Do the tattoo suck or something?

What's the problem here? I think so. The children were sent to the hospital from Mexico. test to detect possible infections and receive preventative antibiotics. They'll bounce back. Yeah. It'll be fine.

The children, one of the children was permanently disfigured according to this article. Well, okay, so maybe he doesn't love the tattoo. We can get it covered up with something else. What confronted about the tattoos, co-initionally claimed he didn't see anything wrong with it when he had done. Mout told the court he has since shown remorse for his actions, but she still says he was just happy to, you know,

give these kids a tattoo they wanted. Is it a crime to make your kids cool? Yeah, it turns out three years. Oh, all right. Three years worth of a crime. All right. The second child said that they were told the tattoo is temporary and that it would come off. They had several injections and blood tests afterwards and suffered significant anxiety and distress.

You're just not washing hard enough. Keep washing. Get the soap out. The cops in this, the lawyers. Oh, my God, the pearl clutching with this one. These children didn't choose to have a permanent tattoo. They were put at risk by you giving them tattoos. What?

of risk of being cool at school it's so stupid it's so dumb oh the psychological torture for these kids like all right whatever you know i was bored with things on my body that i'm not thrilled about you gotta get over it at some point yeah raptor clause shut up uh goldfolds one i'm not sure i understand what's happening here thanks for the 10 bucks if you are a wealthy kumia why would you get a dental bridge versus implants i suspect kumi is not as wealthy as he lets on just saying bridge yikes why's he talking to us what just happened yeah i don't know i just wanted to get that out of there get that out of the way um yeah what's up with old kumi there why does he have a bridge well you can ask him this friday at roddys he'll be down there to watch the uh suttering john stand-up show yeah all of his money and shit i bet yep he better buy me a drink all right

carl here's a fun fucking horrifying story for you uh this man name is Isaiah Von Pulo. He's 25 years old. And he's charged with murder, first degree felony for each of the deaths of three gentlemen by the names of Warren Moser, who's 25, Mossetta Moa, who is 22,

and 39-year-old Tim Jones. You see, our boy Isaiah over here. He doesn't really kill three guys? He must be really badass. No, no. They were all residents of a group home. They were mentally challenged adults. Oh, okay. You see, he was supposed to safely

transport these disabled men. And instead of taking them where they were supposed to go, he went back to his house, parked the van or whatever it is he was driving them in, in the garage, because he didn't run anybody to see that he was home and, like, cut and work. Sure. He left the van running so they could listen to the radio.

Good. Close the garage door. Oh, no, not good. And then he went inside and made himself some lunch, was watching TV, probably rubbed one out a couple times. He was watching anime in the house, which I understand. you can get sucked into those stories and time just flies by.

You know, you don't even realize, oh, wait, aren't those retard still in the garage? God, what time is it? Dude, they were nonverbal. That's how he thought he was going to get away with this. He just left him out there. They all fucking died in the garage. Yeah. I got in his face, right?

I mean, listen, if you're not cheating, you're not trying. That's a fun way to cut corners at your job. He was saying, no, this is what I was trained to do. You see, the one of them was acting all kinds of crazy. And they said that I was trained to use isolation for de-escalation. So I took them into my house and part the van in the garage. And he left them in there till, I don't know, about 1.30 in the afternoon. Oh, Jesus Christ.

He called his mother in a panic, then received a call from his work, and then placed the 911 call, the charge of state. When asked about leaving clients alone after picking them up from the group homes, Poolew said that he's allowed to put them in isolations by themselves, but they are supposed to be in the vicinity. I got to ask, like, how much custody waste? They're in there for four and a half hours,

just the car just running. Hope they had to get a toad. Yeah, I was part of it too. They ran out of gas in the garage. Oh, man. And he called his mom. Could you imagine being the mom of this fuck up

at getting that call? You did what? All three of them. They're all dead. Yeah. Christ. You cannot hold a job. You were watching anime porn again, weren't you, Isaiah?

Yes. It's hentai. Stop calling it anime. The murder chargers were filed the same day, and he's a bit of trouble. The medical examiner's office says it was the likely cause of death was CO poisoning. Well, yeah, you know, to be a genius to figure out, yeah, CO2 was pouring into the vehicle. In fact, CO2 detectors were going off all over the apartment complex. he was filling up the whole fucking building with that shit.

Yeah, I forgot that part. He literally almost murdered all of his neighbors inadvertently as well. He really sucks. All right, Carl, I'm going to do my proverbial. Hey, listen, if you like babies a lot and you're a big fan of babies, maybe don't listen to this last part.

I should have said that before I did my creep this week, I guess. Nah, that one was fine. Got it. A 38-year-old woman in New Mexico is accused of killing her newborn, allegedly giving birth to a baby girl in a portable toilet before tossing the newborn into the waste tank and leaving her to drown. Hey, there's a New Mexico.

Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, maestro. There's a New Mexico? Oh, sorry. Sorry. But you know what I liked about it? It really did just kind of, you know, give me that palate cleanse that I like sometimes when you're doing a story like this.

According to the release, a local hospital notified police that Jim and his boyfriend had brought her to the hospital and what apparent, it was a parent that she had just given birth to a baby. However, neither him, neither Jimenez nor the adult male who accompanied her to the hospital had a child with them.

Police spoke to the boyfriend who told them that, hey, it's obvious she had a baby. You know, she's like leaving a snail trail of blood and placenta through the lobby and her vagina is actually acting as a squeegee. It's just all dripping out the sides. It's really horrific, honey. Where's the baby?

and he said he'd been at this place and had been by the portable toilets and that's all he knew. Officers responded to the Burn Lake Road where the couple had said they were and they found the baby in the blue tank floating. Yeah, the tank full of that blue cleansing.

And people's poop, yeah. And I don't think it was floating though. I think it sunk right to the bottom. Oh, no, that's the worst game of Bobbin for apples ever. I'm guessing she wasn't going to be mother of the year either way. I realize this is horrific, but I have a feeling she wasn't suited for this. She gave birth to the kid, cut the umbilical cord, and then just dropped it in the toilet. Oh, God.

Yeah, the kid was alive when it was born because they realized it ingested a lot of this blue fluid. Not good for you when you're a newborn, you know? the baby breathed and swallowed the liquid well alive according to the autopsy they say the boyfriend knew that she had given birth at the lake and didn't anticipate they're not anticipating charging him with anything uh even though he very well should be you knew she went in there with the baby coming out the leg was fucking hanging out when she walked into the porta potty and she fucking comes out she's like all good and you're like all right can you at least be charged with not a very very ugly lady

could that be against the law in New Mexico? It should be. Seriously. You know what? Silent shape makes a point here. Blue poo. Maybe it was just a, it wasn't that blue liquid. Maybe it was just a.

Someone who ate only berries. Yeah. Captain Crunch. A tank full of only berries. Gross. Would you rescue that baby, Carl? No. You'd be like, ah, I guess he lost that one.

If I'm not going to put my hand in there for my cell phone, you think I'm going to put my hand in there for a baby? If I, if my phone. fall to that thing. I'm like, well, I don't have a phone anymore. Whatever. Yeah. So you're equating the child's life to a cell phone, yeah? The cell phone means a lot more to me than a child. Okay, fair. That's fair. That's fair. It's not my baby. We know what I do with my babies. This one got off light. Yeah, man, I think she's horrible to look at. So let's get rid of that picture. Yeah, let's do that. Great. And let's just say, been a good episode.

Now, is our super tip system down? I don't know. I'm going to have to go in and play with it. Let me take a look here. Take a look at it real quick. Because someone in the chat said they're getting an error message. I don't know. Did you, are you the one to break this fucking thing?

I hope not. Belton's put so much time and effort into this thing, Moody. They put so much effort into this and you're just going to come through and just break it the first time you use it. And no, no, I'll ever be able to use it again. Is that what's happening? Must be. God damn it. Might have ruined this whole thing for everybody.

God damn. you, Paulino. You're a real fucking problem, you know that. You know what? You gotta love Vinnie Carlino. I don't blame me for this. That's an ice cell. This is society's fault. I don't blame me for this. Please put that

out of there. Somebody save that. That's pretty good. This is clearly the Lord's work. He didn't want us to have super tips. I'll get it fixed for next week. Excellent. Until then, kids, we're going to be back on Friday with a bonus episode. And I got to be honest with you, man. You know what I'm feeling like doing this week? What do you want to do? It's be a lot of work for me.

but I think I'm going to do it. I think I might put Rick James in the Creep out Fall of Fame. Boom! I love it. I think we might be talking about Rick James on Friday. Since we discussed that, I've been playing Rick James at the house. Have you?

Yeah, you know what no one's ever said about a funk song? That it's good? Jeez, I wish this was a lot longer. They just go out and on forever for no reason. I'm telling you, dude. I'm a big fan. Why is it seven of the half minutes long? There's only two parts.

I love George Clinton, but he is so long-winded with everything. It just goes on and a lot. I guess I'm just acid loops. They were just all on acid and loops. Is that what it is? Yeah, I'm telling you. That's fun. It is. Do we miss any superchats by the way before we get out of here? I do not want to miss a super chat. Okay. We did miss. Yeah. SC Vlad, thanks for the fiber. Glad I got high because the show Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. Oh, shit. What is going on with this episode, guys? Mississippi, of course. That the state that did that.

The governor of Mississippi is like, we got to let the woman who shot her husband. Oh, fuck. Goldfold's one, thanks for the two bucks. The Super Tip down, having trouble. Error message, no idea, my friend. Dame Taff movie show, thanks for the two bucks. Just checking in on you, fruits.

Carry on. Thank you, Dame Taff. Good to see you, my friend. Nice to see it, pal. See you in Vegas. Yep. So Monday, Carl, we'll be back with the regular episode. Friday, all of you, patrons.

All of you folks who are YouTube members, you're getting the bonus episode. We will see you then. We'll be getting super freaky on the super tips. All right. It's been fun. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear.