The Creep Off - Episode 304: One Noisy Floater

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

 Join us for a special celebration in honor of International Women’s Day! Karl & Vinnie want to celebrate you women with an episode dedicated to the worst of you! we’ll listen to your voicemails, watch a woman enjoy a marital aide in the privacy of the front seat of her car, and bring you the latest in scum stories from creepy women around the world!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Police: Woman, 32, Charged With Felony Pickle Assault | The Smoking GunNurse Allegedly Had Sex With Patient She Accused of Assault | Us WeeklyFlorida College Student Charged With Manslaughter After Burying Newborn Daughter in Backyard – Crime OnlineMurder on a Knife's Edge: Where is Cordelia Farrell now?The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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Welcome to another episode of your. favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny and joining me on another beautiful Super Chat Monday. Also International Women's Day or some shit. It's hot. Cucka Cawrill. What is happening, Vinnie Paul Lino. Good to see you, my friend. That's good to see you too, my friend. What a beautiful day it is today. I'm glad to be here with you. I'm glad to be in a studio with no windows cooped up in a dark room. It's nice that it's dark, though. This is great. You don't, you want me to turn the lights on?

Can we just go outside and play? Yeah. I brought a frisbee. Do you have a frisbee? Yeah. Why? So we can play. Oh.

Okay. I just thought you might be teething again. It's possible. Everybody, thanks for joining us. It's the creep off. Carl, tell everybody what this show's about. This is a true crime show that is a contest every single week. Minnie and I compete to find the biggest creep in a certain category today.

It's the creepiest woman in honor of International Woman's Day. And what we do is we present who we present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. You then go to patreon.com slash the creep off and vote for who you thought brought it that week. The following week, we bring in our results girl, Danny, who comes on and tells us who won. The person who got the most votes gets a point. Once one of us gets to five points, the other one has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences.

I don't want to do that again. I love it when you do that. We still talk about Matt Lewinsky, but let's save that for a new time. Why? What are we going to talk about? No, you still have to give Matt Lewinsky. Winski 100 bucks. Fuck that. I got a text from him yesterday.

I asking for 30 for some reason. Who gives us shit? Dude. Who gives a shit? I'd block him. Shut up. I'd block a fuck. He's a murdering grifter who legitimately fucking strangled so he just begs you for

money. Why? So he gets some cheez-its? My wife doesn't like. So we could feel better for a minute? My wife doesn't like Matt Lewinsky either. I told her how he was texting me yesterday. And she goes, I don't want him hanging out with you.

I said, no, no, no. He's invited over for football Sundays. We're definitely having a podcast hit man over to the house. Well, I'll come over then. All right, cool. Because I, as the podcast hitman, the one true bona fide. You're not the podcast hitman.

Matt Lewinsky is the podcast hitman. Breadheart said, I'm the podcast hitman. I don't like this current version of Vinny whistling his way out of consequences. It was cute the one time. The one time was cute with Cardiff. Now it's getting lame. Carl, I know you want to feel that way. We did a turn.

We did a heel face turn. And if you want me to go back to being a face And just kicking the shit out of you every week I can't. A face. I can't, brother. Fuck off. I feel my better angels calling.

Fuck off. I want to repent for my ways, but I'm still giving a murderer a hundred bucks. So you got me one of those we started a little bit late today. That's because we're having a technical issue where we can't hear anything that's going on in Streamyard. Yeah. So we can't hear Danny a results girl.

So you guys probably can, but we can't. Danny talk. Hey, look at me. I'm Danny. Speak, Daddy. Hey, check out my giant tits. Don't that look good? Wow.

You're nailing it. Okay. It's time for me to give the results. Oh, why don't you tell us, Danny? About the results. With 57% of the vote. Uh-huh. The winner is.

I honestly don't know. Can he tell me the winner is? I don't know what the answer is. Oh, it's Carol. Hey, yeah, the winner's Carol. Wait, Dana, did you point the wrong way? No, it is, it is me. you did point the wrong way it's viti oh fuck off this is really disappointing oh no

what the fuck is even happening in my life all i know is i'm taking that point because i definitely won it was 53% of the vote and you know what that means caro what's that win housing for the win housing all right i'm bringing that back all right congratulations thank you um i'm gonna change this point right away now it is the score is now two to three my creep's name was danny bible by the way he's the biggest creep in texas don't you forget it um Danny where can we where can we find you daddy oh if you want to see my super hot bikini picks you can find them on patreon dot com slash the creep off i look really good and you're gonna want to whack off to it please don't ever say that again carl i didn't say that that was danny talking

just now what are you talking about oh my god then why were you moving your lips with her. If you want to check out my bikini picks, you'll be Jagging it, Jagging it, Jack. Spiking it, Jacking it, Spikeety, Smack. Can I tell you my favorite thing? What's that? Danny told us stories that were so insane.

Yeah. Like, I mean, she told us some wild shit. And then we do something like that, and she goes, oh, oh, my. Sometimes we forget she's a lady. She's a lovely lady. She is a lovely. Happy International Women's Day.

we didn't allow you to speak. Perfect. Thanks, Danny. At Danny Desolation on Instagram, everybody. We got to figure this problem out. We'll be all right. We'll get through this one. I'll get it figured out.

Is it better when Danny doesn't talk? Yeah. Let's put a poll up. You'll put a poll up if you go to patreon.com and you find Danny's bikini picks. I get what you did there. All right. Are you ready to start the contest? I've never been more ready, Carl.

Creepious woman. any one so he starts first let's go you know there's this thing about women they love having babies carl might be one of their flaws really we can't wait to pump out some babies just all the time with that oh my biological clock blah blah blah blah blah blah blah well i'm going to introduce you to my creep her name is lisa montgomery carl she's a real beauty i think you're going to enjoy her oh this is her isn't she lovely oh wow yeah She looks like, not your big toe, but the one next to it. Yeah.

Like, she looks kind of like if Earthworn Jim had a sister. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's missing most of her chin at this point. I don't know how it retreated into her face like that. Yeah, her chin looks like Artie's nose. It's gone. She did get punched in the face a little bit, but I'll tell you more about that in a second.

Her name is Lisa Montgomery. And in all fairness, everybody, Lisa In other words How do I put this? She had a rough childhood, Carl And I don't ever want to victim blame But I am going to tell you a little bit about

Yeah, that's one thing we don't do on this show It's victim blame The recipe for a real psychopath, Carl I'm going to tell you just a little bit of about her childhood Not so that you can feel bad for her So you can know what not to do in raising a child So you don't grow one of these Okay.

Poverty, number one, if you're poor, don't have kids. If you're addicted to a bunch of drugs and alcohol, don't have kids. If you like beating up kids, don't have kids. If you have severe mental illness, probably don't have kids. That's what was going on in her house. Her mother used to beat this shit out of her with belts and hangers, duct tape her mouth shut, and forced her to take cold showers. And sometimes she would leave her naked outside in the snow as a punishment.

So not a great childhood. At age 11, her stepfather, Jack, was an alcoholic and a violent guy. He started flip-flopping her on the regular. We decided on Discord, that's what I'm going to say now, instead of Ard, flip-flopped. Okay. I flip-flopped. He got flip-flopped. Okay.

Sometimes two or three times a week, he would flip-flop her. He built a secret room behind their trailer wall specifically for the flip-flopping, and he often invited friends to participate in gang flip-flops. Well, that's nice of them. Afterwards, he would be. pee on her. He would pee on her? Yeah. Oh, a lot. She also had this traumatic brain injury. Yeah. And her mother began trafficking her as well from her early teens. And her mom, the severe alcoholic, would invite men to the house to flip-flop Lisa in exchange for money, roofing, work, or plumbing.

Pretty much anything she needed around the house. How much to pee on her? Is that an upcharge? You got to marry her. You got a marrier. He got a marrier. Never mind. Yeah. Now, She would tell her daughter that she had to earn her keep. Multiple stepfathers and boyfriends continued the abuse. At age 14, she reported it to a cousin who was a deputy sheriff, and he didn't do anything. Okay. Now, at age 17 and 1986, she escaped this hell by marrying her stepbrother, Carl. Really?

Yeah. So the video I watched this morning actually came true. Correct. Cool. Correct. This horribly traumatized. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I forgot one of the more. debilitating things. When she was four years old, she witnessed her half-sister Diane being flip-flopped by a babysitter while she laid next to her on a bed, holding onto Lisa's hand during it. Well, that's not very helpful. Yeah. You could have stopped the babysitter. Go call someone.

Remember 911? We taught you this. My diagnosis? Bad babysitting. So, long story short, this marriage was not great. He pumped a bunch of kids into her. Between 1987 and 1990, she had four kids. kids, three daughters, one son.

It's like Stefan Diggs numbers right there. Right. After the fourth child, they sterilized her. Smart. It probably should have done that like four children ago, but all right, we got around to it eventually. And Carl, all of that trauma equals a whole lot of crazy. Yeah.

And then that sterilization may have just flipped the switch into some real creepy behavior. Okay. She divorces Carl around 1998 during that marriage after. after she was sterilized. She'd be kind of a catch because, you know, you can't, you can't knock her up. Now she has four kits.

That's a downside for sure. I bet her boobs look like a saggy old pit bull. You know what? I take everything back. I actually don't want to sleep with her now, now that you said that. That's a good point. Dude,

those things, those things just flop. Yeah, I can go three rounds with those things. Yeah. Get my ass kicked. You could. You could.

she starts to try to get attention from Carl because Carl's kind of a piece of shitty, married his step-sister who looks like this with all the trauma and everything. Yeah, Carl doesn't seem like he's a winner. Yeah, and she started doing this real fucked up thing. Faking pregnancies. Okay.

I'm pregnant. Oh, and then she'd go, he'd be like, you can't get pregnant. They sterilize you. No, I am. Look at me, I am. And then she would pretend to have a miscarriage for attention. She's like, I came in your hair.

I know for a fact. you're not pregnant. Right. So she ends up, he fucking can't stand her anymore. Right. They get divorced. She goes down to the local bar and picks up this other guy named Kevin Montgomery. Can she even drink with that chin?

Does she have to like stand on her head? Sideways. You know, to have a beer. Yeah. All the class is completely sideways. So she's faking pregnancies, you know, with her marriage. She's now single. She meets this guy Kevin Montgomery and seduces him into marriage.

What? Yeah. She ends up getting married. again to a guy who has no idea about any of the trauma. Jesus Christ. He doesn't know anything. All he knows is that she has two kids, not four kids, because two of them don't want to have anything to do with her.

Okay. And she has the two youngest with her. So now she moves in with her new husband with the two kids. So two of the kids became last name Turner. Is that what you're telling me? Pretty much. A couple of turners. Yep.

A couple of turners. Look who Turner not me. It's the most ironic last name ever. Oscar Turnered on me. I might never put that together. It's a heel Turner. All right, I'm ready to that down for Point Damo Point today. Oh, God, damn.

You want to hear that joke again. It tuned into Point Demo Point. So, I literally just wrote that down. All right, keep going. So this guy married her. I think she has two kids. Guess what? not too long into this marriage these fucking people why would you marry that thing

anyway so guess what good news she was expected again oh oh no she lost the baby again oh gosh darned poor kevin oh he's crushed all he wanted was to have a kid of his own oh no oh good news she's pregnant again oh oh oh i guess she's not one beat me to the joke i get it i told you i was slow slow on the uptake with that one all right i'm sorry get back to your story. So she's pretending to be pregnant and losing the babies a lot. By April 2004, the only thing that she really has going on in her life is a hobby of breeding rat terrier dogs. Okay.

Now, she meets this woman named Bobby Joe Stinnett. This is Bobby Joe. No, that's a picture of her all talked up. I was going to say, yeah, that's, that's chittalist. Might be her wedding. Hey, this is Bobby Joe. Oh, God, that'll look her in the bunch. Yeah, they're from Kansas, Carl.

I didn't forget to mention that. There's hot girls in Kansas. So, for some reason, they start bonding at this rat terrier convention. And they start talking on a online forum called Ratter Chatter. And for some reason, the whole time, Lisa introduced herself as Darlene Fisher. Okay. Which, very interesting, why she would just use a fake name when she used. meeting a friend at a dog convention.

They exchange emails and instant messages about puppies and crucially, pregnancy. You see, again, Lisa's pretending to be pregnant. She's telling all of her friends and family she's pregnant. Well, Bobby Joe was pregnant. She's 24 years old. She married her high school sweetheart and they were expecting their first child. Aw. Yeah. So happy for her.

So now she's running around town with her rat terriers, probably smelled like Piss too. Yep. This fucking Gallum creature right here. I can see her eating a fish over a fucking pond And she's telling everybody about how excited she is to be having a baby And then her ex-husband Carl comes in the picture And he's like, you crazy fucking maniac Are you telling this guy you're getting pregnant?

Are you telling these people? I was going to say, why is Carl even in the picture? You're telling these guy, this guy that you're having kid The kids don't know what the fuck to make of it They're sad constantly because they think they're losing siblings because of you and you're pregnant. I'm going to tell him that you got fixed. And then you know what?

What? This creature came up with the plan. On December 16th, she drove approximately 175 miles from Melvin, Kansas to Skidmore, Missouri. Around 12.30 p.m., Montgomery arrived at Bobby Joe's house. In her purse, a rope and a sharp kitchen knife hidden in her jacket. they played with the puppies outside until around 2.30. And that's when Stennett's mom, Becky Harper,

called confirming that she was at a pick her up at 3.30 to go pick up Bobby Joe's truck. Okay. So after the call, she hangs up. And this fucking thing realized, oh, no, I only have an hour here. Yeah. So what she does is... No more puppy time. Let's get to business.

She comes behind Bobby Joe with the rope and strangles her unconscious. Okay. Now, at that point, she's got 55 minutes. She's got to get this done. Okay. So what she does is she then, you know, takes off her shirt and cuts her stomach open from, you know, between her boobs down to her Vijay. And, uh, performed a C-section. No shit.

That's not how that works, but okay. Yeah, she used clamps. I think she used kitchen, uh, fucking clothespins as clamps. Jesus Christ. After. And, uh, she actually. got a healthy fucking baby girl out of this woman. All right.

Well, she did a good job with the knife that I would think she'd be like, oh, that's too deep. Whoops. Yeah, you're definitely playing with fire. Yeah, no shit. You definitely play it with fire. Not deep up, not deep. Too deep. Fuck.

But as she's doing this, Bobby Joe comes two and starts throwing punches while she's trying to get the baby out of her stomach. Oh, shit. Yeah. Bobby Joe's fucking throwing punches. It's crazy. They're fucking wrestling over this baby. The thing's flipping all over the place.

Well, Senta comes out and hits her the face. My precious, this one's bouncing off of the counters on all fours, like a Muppet creature. And eventually she was able to beat her unconscious. Then she cuts the umbilical cord, pinches it to stop the bleeding, flees with the infant in her arms, and Stinnett bled out in the dining room just in time for her mother, uh, Harper, Becky Harper, to arrive around 3.30, walks into the front door, to her daughter's bloody body. She calls 911.

Hey, wasn't there a baby in there? Where the fuck did that baby go? I swear to God, when I last left this woman, there was a baby in there. Carl, the mother told the 911 operator, it looks like my daughter's stomach exploded in the kitchen. Yeah. That's the quote.

The movie Alien? I think that just happened. I'm worried. I think there might be one crawling around over the cabinets or something. I'd be like, where the fucking they go? It's like when a spider gets away. You're like, what the fuck? Okay, where did it go?

So immediately investigators are there. Detectors are there, and they start doing the forensics looking into the phone. Who did she talk to last? And they find the name of this Darlene Fisher. And obviously the IP address took them right to our pal Lisa here. And also someone who identified her car at the scene. Okay. So please show up at her house the next day, December 17th in the morning, to find this,

beast holding this baby that she ripped out of the stomach of its mother. Yeah, I mean, she's like a trained nurse. Pretty skillful, if you ask me. Not really. The patient bled out all over the fork. What the fuck are you saying? The objective was not to keep the mob alive, let's be honest. Well, then if that's the case, that she job well done.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So basically, she's in there with her family. Her drunk mom is there. This guy's confused. The dad's got to be wondering, oh, you gave birth to the baby yesterday? This is pretty wild.

The dad wants answers to the questions. The cops are there. They want answers. Everything falls apart very, very quickly. And she ends up confessing during questioning. This is, she kind of looks like, go back to that picture real quick. Yeah. She was like something you would see in the canteena at most.

Isley in Star Wars. Yeah, I think she's playing one of the wind instruments in the band. Dude, she looks like she should just be eating raw fish. Yeah. Oh, she's so... I'm sorry, yeah, let's see this. That baby is doing

just fine. That's amazing. The baby's name is Victoria Joe Stinnett. Hey, guys, no one tells that baby what happened. Shh! She might see her on Wikipedia someday, but if you know or do not send her this episode. Do not let her know what's out.

Pieces of shit. Can you imagine fighting this out when you're like 14 years old? Like, wait, what happened to my mom? You said she left out a trade. I thought she would have to get cigarettes. What? That's the dad, Zeb, who is okay in raising his daughter. Montgomery was charged with federal kidnapping resulting in death, which good news is that

gives you the death penalty. And on January 13th, 2021, they put that thing down. They put this fucking thing down. They put this fucking thing down where it belongs. Do they have like a human-sized rat trap? Just clumped out on her neck? I don't know how they killed her, but. Maybe she crawled into a box that was just like sticky and she couldn't get out.

She just nodded herself until she died. I don't know. How else do you kill rats? Electrocution, that's fun. I guess that's probably the way that they would do it. I think it is. I think it was lethal injection, actually. Oh, lethal injection.

Yeah, lethal injection. So that's my creep. Lisa Montgomery, she stole a baby out of a woman's stomach because she was fucking crazy and trying to piss off her ex-husband to prove she was right. So if you don't think that makes for a crazy woman, I don't know what to tell you. Patreon.com backslash the creep off. Thanks. Hey, Vinnie?

Yeah. Nobody cares. Yes, they do. Nobody cares because my creep today is one Lisa Boswell. You want to pull up the photo I sent you? There she is the beautiful Lisa Boswell, rest in peace, my lovely friend. Oh, gosh, how I miss her every day. Lisa Boswell, what a beautiful woman.

She is. So, Lexington County. So Lisa Boswell. What the hell is she supposed to be? Before she was Lisa Boswell was a student named Robert Boswell. But that's not the point. That's not the point at all. Washington County authorities identified Robert Boswell as the pillowcase bandit.

Yeah, I know. What Lisa used to do in South Carolina there is Lisa used to go around and find houses to break into where there was like hot chicks who lived there. And she'd break into the house when they weren't home. And she'd go into the bedroom. She'd grab a pillowcase off the bed and she'd throw all the panties into the pillowcase and then run out. And then run right out of there. Yep, she sure did. Over 21 homes were burglarized.

They believe it's a lot more than that, but those are the ones that she confessed to that they know about. So what happened was the detectives discovered there's this pattern with this pillowcase bandit going in and stealing from these homes. Yeah. And they figured out there was an abandoned home. Uh-huh. And that's where she was putting all the panties to jerk off on.

So they figured out there was this abandoned home. There was like the drop spot. So she'd grab all the panties or her in a pillowcase and scurry out over to this drop spot and dump it all the panties. Sniff them up real good and jerk off. But you know, man, you're not even getting the whole story right because she stole all sorts of shit. It wasn't just the panties. It wasn't just the panties. It was all sorts of jewelry and all sorts of stuff.

And yeah, that was definitely like a whack-off shed for fucking Lisa. Oh, yeah. You should have seen the ceiling in that place. It was like those fucking, like a cavern. One of the victims, Amy Padgett, said it was kind of Silence of the Lambs-ish. Kind of a kind of spooky like that. Yeah, but you know, if the person was way dumber. So what happened is the authorities figure out like, okay, this is where Lisa Boswell goes to drop off all the panties and shit.

And so they set up a sting operation and they're all like hanging out waiting for her to come back one day. And up, there she is. Oh, fuck. I got panties in my hand. Uh-oh, busted. So Lisa goes, all right, I'll tell you. I'll be honest with you. I went to this house and this house and that house and that house.

So the judge, which is wild, decides like, oh, we're putting you away for life without the possibility of parole. She got life in prison without the possibility of parole. Spends 10 years in prison getting into fights with people. She's like, hey, I'm a chick. They're like, the fuck you are. beat the fuck out of her. Come on. You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?

I'll suck your d'is. I wouldn't hit a lady. Anyway, poor Lisa. But here's the thing. Yeah. Carl, you know, there's one major problem. You know, the person who committed the crimes was Robert. No, no, no.

You're just dead naming? No, no, no. That's what Lisa said. I heard Lisa say it on the show. That's wildly inappropriate to dead name that. I'm very disappointed in you right now. Lisa left it all behind her. Vinny, I'm very disappointed in you.

All of those. those crimes died with Robert. On International Women's Day, you're going to dead name this lady. No. I'm telling you that all those evil crimes died with Robert and Lisa was born like a phoenix, a new beautiful woman. Listen, man, all I know. Spotless to the eyes of the Lord. This is something I learned from my friend Abba. Dead naming someone is the worst possible thing you can do. It's against the law. Which law? All of the laws. All the laws say that you can't dead name someone. I'm very disappointed in you right now, baby. No flip flopping. No dead name it. I get it. A lot of rules. Anyway, this is wild.

Lisa spent 10 years in prison and is expecting to be in prison the rest of her life. Her cellmate is a guy who murdered people. She's like, I just jerk off on panties after I steal from people's bedrooms, you know? Sure. So the attorney is like, this is crazy. I don't understand. The worst attorney ever, by the way, to have your client get life for this. She had Lionel Huts.

Yes. No contingency. Wait, nothing down. Anyway. So, Vinny, what happened was they realized the police fucked up. They were in the wrong jurisdiction because she was going to a different county to drop off the panties. So she got out on a technicality. Get the fuck out.

A judge ruled that, oh, actually, yeah, you didn't have the right to arrest her in this county. And therefore, we have to dismiss all of the charges. Even the confession, they had to dismiss. And so Lisa got out. was homeless for a minute. And then another beautiful lady took her in. Another beautiful woman, Helga man in Connecticut, to say, why did you come, live with me, and I'm happy to report.

Why didn't I bring Helga? I'm happy. You should have brought Helga. You should have brought Helga. There's a backstory there. If you play my clip about how popular Lisa is, this is amazing, considering where she came from. You know, I have 5,000 friends. I've got 3,000.

5,000 friends She's so popular She has 5,000 friends Do you have 5,000 friends? No I don't either Not even close I don't even have 3,000

I'm not even in Helga level Helga's got us beat It's so disappointing Look at fucking Helga God it's been a while I was to see Helga Did you remember meeting How good person

Yeah With a catcher smit hands Never in my life Dude I'll tell you something The wrestling fans Will get this reference I met Barry Wyndham Jr. and fucking shook his hands and his fucking fingers went up my forearm, okay?

Then I met Helga Man and it dwarfed them. What was it, Bam Bam from Flintstones? Yeah. The way that she shook my hands, was throwing me up against the ceiling down to the floor. Lily, it's nice to meet you, Carl. Jesus Christ. What a ghoul.

Anyway, so. All of that said, you know, the pillowcase bandit, all this shit that's going out. That was Robert, yeah. You know, that seems awful. But really the real reason that you should vote for Carl bringing the creepiest woman, Lisa Boswell, it's because of the clip that I have here talking about the children. Wasn't that weird? Seeing all those trans children.

I love in the place with flags, training flags, draped over their back. I think that was great. a brand new sight of me, Debbie. She used to say, what about children transition? I say, well, if they know who they are. They know who they are. I know who I was at that age.

She's a groomer. Vote for Carl. Lisa Boswell, biggest creep on international women's day. She's definitely on the wrong side of that one, isn't she, folks? It is Super Chat Monday. All right, forget about the women now. It's Super Chat Monday. That's way more important right now.

Good point. Make sure you vote at patreon. com. Back slash creep off. Labrinsic member for 14 months. That is the clearest. I've heard that drop yet. Thank you, Vinny.

Gifting some memberships, but this week's going to be light. Well, fuel is $5 a gallon. God damn it. That sucks. Labrinsic gifting five. Creep off channel memberships. Thank you very much for that, sir.

We do appreciate you. We're to see Labran Mystic in Vegas. Are we really? Labar Mystic is coming to Hackamania. Labar Mystic, you're going to secret pizza with everybody. You know what I love about Creepos? Let me tell you something. What do you love?

It's such a fun event where we get to meet all the people that we talk to on a daily basis on these shows. Yeah. And then you also meet the people who go, I've never chatted. I just watch the shows. You have no idea who I am. I was like, that's also very cool. We appreciate you guys coming out as well. Absolutely.

And I'm going to tell you something right now. Those real creepos that are going to this. you find me at some point that weekend i haven't figured out i got to look at the schedule i'm going for secret pizza and all the creepos are welcome to fucking come with me we're gonna have a creep off pizza party skinny viny skinny skinny is going to bag us to eat pizza i'm gonna do so much walking before i have me a slice and i'm gonna have i only had one slice the last time i've been waiting a year to get another one brother woo Jesus Christ said the fat guy you said like john talking about how he I hadn't had a drink yet until 743.

I only had one slice last year. All right. Anyway, let's keep this moving. Oh, yeah. If John had one beer in a year, I would expect it to be bragging. Pizza Melton Illuminati. Yeah.

Speaking of Hackamania. Carl, you look so pink. I know the lighting in here is weird today. Well, no, I think you just... You think I'm pink? Yeah. You have like Hulk Hogan's skin. Oh, no.

Am I dying? Hopefully. Joseph College, 628. Thanks for the 490. I'd creep off crushes Carl and Vinny Rule Mondays. Fuck yeah. Damn straight. Labromistic, thanks for the two bucks.

Paper late victim blame, please. You know, every time I play it, YouTube gets mad at me. But you know what? For you? I don't want to piss off YouTube. It's pretty solid. Reverend Shit State, thanks for the two bucks. This show is my favorite reminder for the death penalty.

Agreed. Not Lisa, though. Not Lisa, Bosmo. Everyone's favorite. Well, she got it eventually. Hamilton Burger 64, thanks to the two Canadian dollars. Voting Carl till Vitty stops consequence cheating. Thank you.

I agree with that. Vote Carl because Vinny's trying to get out of paying podcast Hitman $100, which is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. I'll pay podcast hitman $100 when you actually go to Gary, Indiana. No one goes to Gary, Indiana. I did it. It doesn't even exist. I did it.

I did it. Like the man that I am, brother. I walked up the steps of city. Hall and I smiled at the vagrants. And the heroin addicts laid in front of the place. Fine, I'll tell you what. I had to run back to my car quickly as to stop the hubcaps

from being stolen. But I, my friend, did. You've never run quickly. I'm bad to the mountain. I'll tell you what, Vinnie. I will go to Gary Indiana the next time I'm in Florida because that's where my green screen is. Yeah. And I'll fuck off. Yep. I got nothing. Richard Lucas, Carl, is this one one?

That is correct, my friend. That's bullshit. Vote Carl. I think we got a couple of... We got a super tip or two? I think we got a super tip or two. Let's start off with Chris Primer. Has anyone done a welfare check on the Z-Man?

Has the base department offered him a job? How about a residency at the Carl said... Dude, what the fuck was that meltout yesterday? Have you seen that clip? Dude, it was the first thing I saw this morning. I was like, well, this guy doesn't really like working for Godfrey, apparently. He was a little unhinged for some reason. You know, people say that alcohol is truth serum.

I don't know if that's true or not. But gosh, he was wasted, right? There's no other explanation for him screaming the Edward over and over again to Gina Bisconti. Well. I'll play on point to Lepo point today. And, you know, there's also never any reason to steal another guy's jokes right in front of them. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. That is Ginos. That is Gatos tagline. Hey, Nancram. Everyone vote for me. Lisa wasn't a woman when she did her crimes.

Shut up, Nancran. He's right, but thanks for the ten bucks, man. Appreciate you. Shut up. Captain Cheese. I can't believe Vinny didn't do his consequence. What an asshole. Anyway, how was the drive to Gary, Carl? Fuck off. I love that we have Vince McMahon on there now. Yeah. Vince McMahon's ghost is a voice on the creep up. He's technically still a lot. I just have them as the devil. Supertip.g.g. slash creep. So I'm trying to, I need somebody, I need your guys' help.

Help me with the joke. I was trying to make a Jeffrey Epstein voice, and I was trying to make it Gilbert Godfrey. Yeah. But man, that AI is just not working for me. Yo-hoo! Just not working for me. So if you have any ideas of who Jeffrey Epstein's voice should be, let me know.

I think we got some more super chats that came in, Vinny. Well, look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, pepperoni, pineapple and green olive or jalapeno. Whatever you want, brother. Whatever you want. Can't wait for hackomania. I can't wait to see you there.

Carl, 967. I would go pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno. I will do all of those on pizza. Green olive I'm not doing. Is there one above Labrine Mystic? Oh, no, that's it. Okay. Yeah.

So, do I get to have secret pizza? Of course. You're invited. I'm invited? Yes. This is exciting. You're going to have to go with us all. though, it's not at the plaza.

I thought you were just going with your real friends. No. You want to go with me too? Fuck yes. All the creepos are invited to secret pizza. We're going to blow that place out. It's amazing. The pizza's so good. Cardiff took me there last year.

And since that asshole's not going. That fucking, okay, so you're getting advice about pizza on the West Coast from a Canadian. All right. Carl. Sure. Why not? It was one of the best slices I've ever had. I'll try it.

I'm telling you. It's amazing. And you know what? If there's a long line, I'll wait. No, we will push our way to the front and say, we brought a group. I'll wait. Serve us first.

I'm a patient when it comes to pizza. What time is it? Carl, I think you damn well know what time it is. It's time for some cop cam. I can't wait to see Carl's cop cam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause cop cam. Lose all your rights

Ruin your life So we have a theme today On the program All women on International Women's Day Women, Weakened Lays And Ronnie Greer sent this in to me Thank you very much Ronnie Ronnie.

We have a lot of people who send in great suggestions for Carl's cop cam And this one is perfect for International Women's Day This lady is in her car having a real good time with a dildo. Clip number one. Ooh, what is she doing with it?

Doing her, uh, Patriot stream. Oh my God. Excuse me, sir. I'm not dressed. Can I get dressed, sir? You're also under arrest right now. Fantastic. Can I have the charge, please?

Oh, that would be indecent exposure. I'm in my private car working to search word for it. Yeah, see that thing that in front of you, the windshield? That's a window. Just see a no. Like we can all see your cooter. Your cuter. So she's just going to town on herself.

What I like about this half-naked lawyer here? Yeah. And she's really going right at the cop. Like, you better to do this by the book, mister. Yeah, I'm watching you. What did I do wrong? Well, you were showing a dildo in your vagina and your car. So?

Was that fucking pit bull she was listening to blasting? Fuck yeah, dude. What do you jerk off to? Oh. Mr. 315. Fuck yeah. It's that 315. five, buddy.

Did I see, no, it's not 315. Did I see that, uh, your quarterback is, uh, Dunzo?

Dude. Let me tell you something real fast. Dolbids are falling apart. Falling. Will Waddle be a bill next year? No, you got DJ more. I know.

We can get, um, you can get, um, you can get more guys. You're gonna have Stefan Diggs back. Watch. No. No,

no, watch. Just watch. Remember I said it. All right. Um, that'd be fun, I guess.

Let me tell you how bad. Well, actually, you know what, I'm happy, Carl. I'll put it, I'll put it to you this way. I'm happy because today our brand new GM, this is his first free agency on the job. Today at noon, the tampering period opened. Everybody could start making deals. He released two, Atunga Vialoa with $99.2 million in dead money, which the team is going to have to carry over the next two years.

And then what he also did was he took our best player in our secondary, Minka Fitzpatrick, and he traded him. to the New York Jets. Smart. In the division. In the division for a seventh round pick. So I would like to thank Troy Akeman for some reason deciding that this guy is the guy the dolphins need to fucking hire. As if anybody cared about his opinion, you fucking idiot. All right.

Anyway, getting back to the cop cam. Fuck you, Troy Aikman. The question comes in. Yeah, where's this lady's pants? Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have pants? That's what I want to know, too. Because if she left the house like this,

you have pants, why don't you get them on? I do. I actually do have pants, sir. Okay, get them on. Sir, I actually urinated. I have incontinent. So I have some chances of foster taking them. Okay. You'll find that out later. Okay.

Could you have a warrant to search me with a... No, you were under arrest, though. There's a lesser expectation of privacy in your vehicle. I will require a sergeant's warning. What? I will require a sergeant's warning. A sergeant's warning? Well, good thing.

I'm a sergeant. You're under arrest. Fantastic. I'd like your handcuffs. Okay. She's a sergeant's warning. I've never heard of that before, but she would know. Oh, my God.

Are you allowed to tell them what consequence you're supposed to get? I like that she's playing with herself and pissing herself at the same time. I thought that was squirt. Well, squirt is P. Yeah, I didn't realize. Well, according to the doctor's team, it's a little different. But we don't have to get into semantics at this point. Want to talk football instead?

Yes. You're going to trust. that old man's taste buds? I never thought of it that way. Clip number three, she would know what is going to have to happen to her in order for her to be arrested.

Well, you didn't give me a clip three. I only have, I have one, two, four, five, six. Oh, no. Okay. Well, I missed, I missed three. Apparently, she is a defense attorney

and she claims that she was raped as a teenager. And that's why. And that guy stole her pants and she's been looking for him ever since. Maybe. Maybe. I couldn't really make head or tails a bit.

So then, yeah, let's go to clip four then. Okay. Why are you here? Because somebody saw you masturbating with the dildo you have right there. Sir, this is my private residence. Do you have a search warrant? You're also out in public and visible to people. Do you have a, no, sir, this is not visible to people?

Somebody saw you. Do you have a search warrant? Yes or no. Do you have a search warrant? Yes or no. Do you have a search warrant? Yes or no. Okay. Oh, she's going to get him on that technicality.

Yeah, I think she's going to win on this one. My clip number five, this woman is kinky. She's into some wild shit. I'm enjoying being shot by you. Get the fuck off of me. Get the fuck off of me. Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me.

Shoot me. Shoot me. Do you want me to have my pants on, sir? You're getting out. Get the fuck out. Stop it. Get the fuck out of me right now. You step up your car.

You are right now. This is like Tony Sopranos sister. She wants the gun held at her head while they're fucking. Janice. Yeah, Janice. She's been the same thing. Shoot me. You know, I'm watching this, and the only thing that I'm thinking about is, oh, my God,

I hope I never parked next to someone like this. Because the cops trying to drag this woman out, and the car door is just smashing the fuck out of the guy next to him's door. Not to mention the snail trail that's going on. Your tires are going to slip. you get out of there. Like, who, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no. Driving to the car behind you?

Oh, my God. Could you imagine? She better have, like, you know, see covers. All right. Clip number six. This is a great argument. I really enjoyed this. Good back and forth.

Do you know me, sir? I already told you you're under arrest. You have not showed me the charge. I told you. It's an decent. Explosure. No, you have not shown me a written warrant for my arrest. You have not shown me a Witten warrant for my arrest.

Get a judge. I'll wait for you. I don't need a warrant for your arrest. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Nope. Yes, you do. Can you imagine being a cop? You're pulling in the arms of this half-naked woman trying to pull her out of the car and arguing, no, I don't, no I doubt. No, I doubt. She's got her legs, scissered around the car, so he can't pull her out. And he has both of her arms and he's dragging her. Like you'd be trying to pull someone out of quicksand

And you just can't get her to move Scissor me timbers Oh my gosh She's so gross too She is a disgusting woman who was just getting off She was just having a great time And now she's in this tug of war With the police officer

And she's still very horny Clip number seven This is what she's hoping will happen You think I'm on getting raped by you every night I'm gonna rape you, I'm gonna shoot you Your prison guards are You think I don't know You can walk right now

not be accomplished to rape or you can die into fire. That's your choices. Just to let you know. I think she's on drugs. I pick accomplice to rape. I think she might be on drugs. That doesn't make any sense. Well, I don't want to die in a fire.

So prison guards are going to flip-fop her every night? Is that what I just heard? Yeah. That's fun. Well, it's a thankless job that they have there. Vinnie, in clip number eight, I think it might be opposite day. Okay. Sir, you are under rest.

Sir, you are under rest. I'm under rest. Sir, you're underrest. You're underdressed. These underrest for resisting and decent exposure. No, I'm not. This is being recorded. Sir, this is a private residence, private property.

This is a private property. Ma'am? Your best bet is... Can I get raped in jail? God, yes. She thinks she, I guess she lives in her car. She's just like, why are you coming into my house like this? This is very inappropriate.

If I, if she gets in front of a judge, she's going to say, Your Honor. Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things meth and see. Let's talk about meth. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. She's not great, girl.

I don't think she's a very good attorney if she was one. Well, she is a defense attorney, as she's claimed. multiple times. But that doesn't stop her from getting cuffed. And, you know, she's still very horny in my next clip here. Well, you didn't give me clip number nine either. What? There's no nine?

There's 10, 11, 12. Son of a bitch. Good job, Carl. She was hoping for some good dick. She asked the officer every he has a good dick. Oh, no. We missed it. I'm sorry.

Here, reenact it. They got some dick. Got some good dick. She sounds just like Lisa Boswell and review girl daddy. Daddy. Her results, Girl, Daddy. It's amazing. What a beautiful woman.

All right. So they're looking for her pants, and they can't find her pants. So this is the next best thing on my clip 10. All right. Well, a blanket will work. Oh, so you can rape me easier? You think I don't even, my brother? My mom?

That's okay. Your day has nothing for me. You guys. Do you have any yarn you or anything? No, ma'am. I don't. Very rude. Well, where do you think she hasn't, sir?

I think that she goes, oh, a blanket is at a person? pants so you can flip-fot me easier. I don't think it would be difficult. I think, um, I don't think it'd be difficult anyway. I think these cops are gagging at the thought of it because the smell coming out of that car. Oh, God. Could you imagine? Just smell out of that car, so it took him so long

to get her out of it. She's shoving a dildo in there and pissing over the place. I can only imagine what that smells like. Um, all right, my, uh, clip number one, let's find out what her name is. He'll be surprised to, to learn. Okay. What is your name? What is your name? I'm sorry, I thought you thought I was incontinent.

No, I said, what is your name? Incontinent. Do you have a name? Incontinent. You can put incontinent on that. Do you have identification anywhere or anything? Sir, you have my, do I look like I have anification? I'm just a hoe to you.

I'm wearing a blanket, sir. Let's just find my ID. It's in this blanket somewhere. Hold on. Give you a minute. And, uh, P.S., that blankets go to smell like piss. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

My name is incontinent. That's fun. Your parents are real jerks, huh? They had a feeling. They had a gut feeling. Last clip on here. Let's find out what she was arrested for. The nasty nut job was charged with indecent exposure and resisting arrest.

That's it? I can't believe they didn't find drugs. You would think that they would definitely search that car for drugs, although she might have done them all. You know, that's a good, by the way, that's the best time to get busted after you've done all your drugs.

That's the perfect time to get arrested. Oh, yeah, man. Before that, you'll get through it. quicker too. You'll just be like, by the time you come to you, you're just like, oh, that, oh, that actually happened. Oh, shit. All right. There's a lot of upside to doing other drugs before you encounter the police. Yeah. Now, how come there's no destruction of property involved here? What is this guy whose car was next to that? What does he get to tell his insurance company, Carl? Act of God. Yeah, this lady was jerking off and the car next to me

and the cops tried to drag her out of the car. Anyway, my door is very dented. Either way, her Pussy dented my bumper. Anyway, my point is, I'm going to need a little bit of collision on this. You know what? It's amazing. She didn't have a Delete Laws pamphlet. She just had one of those. She might have. She forgot.

Oh, man. She was in a fog that day. Carl, I believe it's time for one of our favorite parts of the show. Voicemails? It certainly is. May your enemies be cast in your podcast adventures? That was the wrong button. The creep-off voicemail.

segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Here in Syracuse, we hope all genders had a happy international women's day. Because in Syracuse, it's hard to tell them apart. See you in Syracuse. I'm sorry to think it's not a good advertisement

for Syracuse. Are we even driving tourism there with these ads? We've been running it for years. Hey, listen, man. They show up every month of that bag full empties. All right. Good. Well, Lady Kay and Moonface, It's the Duke stuttering, John, and this is what I sound like. I'm calling to say that I'm contacting a lawyer,

and I'm going to send you a cease and desist for taking my newest band name, anal trauma. I've already been hard at work making songs like hemorrhoids on fire and shicking on stream. If you think you're taking my copyright, I'm going to YouTube terms of service. Let's just say, don't feed a gift horse from an open hand. and don't come to school tomorrow. Bye. Fuck you!

Thank you for your call. I'll tell you what. I'm impressed by this one, podcast prophet. Che is the podcast prophet here. The Holy Spirit speaks for me. Did you know if any did Only fans during COVID? Just don't search up Vinny's asshole.

Are you going to find a picture of me? Okay. Anywhoe, I'm going to ramble on for another 30 or 45 seconds and just people aren't. See you. All right. Sounds good. That was the best voice while you've ever left, podcast, profit.

Well done. Okay. This is... By the way, speaking of Keanu's set, which is what that was a reference to, I have a clip that I'll play on PDP today. Gino claims I edited the set to make it sound like she bombed at Rodney's. That's not you. That ain't you, babe. I mean, I have the full raw audio if anyone wants it.

Okay. Put it on there next to Stuttering John's book on Patreon. Interesting theory. Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinnie. It's the woke way. I got a fun theory for you guys. Do you think that Vinnie's creep murdered that woman and then her brother got all fucking crazy because of that and took on her identity, thus giving us to Lisa Boswell we know and love?

Just thinking about that. Bye. I love you. Don't come to school tomorrow. Wow. What a tie-in. Yeah, my creep last week murdered a woman who was a lot like Lisa Boswell. as well.

No shit. Look at us. Continuity, I call that. Another suggestion for us. Hey, y'all were talking about codifying the rules for the creep-off in the last episode. Here's an idea. The results girl should never vote because someone needs to be able to cast a vote in the

case of a tie. It's like the vice president in the Senate. That's what the results girl should be. All right. Thank you, fucking. That's a good idea, actually. She gets the vote. She gets the tiebreaker.

Okay. Kind of a bad idea. Okay. Well, which one of us bought her a selfie stick? Fuck. Well, I was complimenting her boobs today, so I got that going for me. Yeah, she's probably liked that better. Oh, yeah.

By the way, last Friday on our bonus episode, we had a conversation about if anyone is a victim of Carl to please leave us a voicemail and let us know. And this is a little bit of a long one, but Carl, this person's story needs to be told. Hello, this is Professor Dabbles. I believe this is the hotline for victims of Carl Hempberger. I met the hamburger in a comedy club where he was bragging about his mandolin. I thought it was a little odd, but he offered to buy me a drink. I, you know, said yes, because I'd only, you know, had four drinks over two hours, so really I only had two drinks, and I could definitely have a few more before I was actually drunk.

Right. Well, when I went to the bathroom later, he hit me on the back of the head. with, I don't know, it felt like some kind of fleshy club. Still not sure what that was. Something to love. But when I woke up, I was in this creepy wood-paneled basement, like it was the 70s or something. And he proceeded to make me watch him smoke meth and, quote-unquote, podcast in front of a broken computer for hours and hours every day to some sort of hallucinated world he had called the

dappelvers. That's true. He had a whole cast of personas he would play from this shoulderless, producer to some sort of buxom redhead even made me play along dressed me up as this slob as he drew wrinkles and liver spots my face and called me stuttering John the worst was when he would do a show with this overweight Italian-American persona that he called Vinnie yep when he would recap all these horrible crimes he had committed during the week oh no like one-up is his other persona

even dressed up in a cow bikini and made me call him Danny. The nightmares will never end. It wasn't until he packed me into a trunk of a Bentley Continental GT. And I quote, to sell me to a shooly that the nightmare was finally over. He crashed in a good Samaritan named Adam Bush, pulled me out of the trunk and caught me to a hospital. Never trust a smile talker. All right. If you've been a victim of Carl, please tell us in 45 seconds or less in the future. Yeah. That guy's a liar?

I snortmouth. I don't smoke it. That guy is a fucking liar. By the way, someone in the chat asked me about drinking after the lightning game last night. Holy fucking shit. I watched the most entertaining hockey game I've ever seen in my life last night. The Sabres beat the Lightning 8 to 7. There was 100 penalty minutes in this game.

Jesus. It was insane. The Sabers scored the first three goals and the last three goals. It was back and forth throughout the game. So many fights. It was ridiculous. What a game. Sabers are in first place.

They were in last place, December 8th. first place now. Vinny, jump on the bad wagon. Let's go Buffalo. Well, I'm pretty busy because I'm already watching my Celtics, who are in second place in the East, get the big gun back, Jason Tatum, and he's been sticking him with the kiss of death from the three-point line, Carl. Let me tell you something. These people don't know what to hit him.

Big things coming up for the Celtics, baby. Nobody can't. Hey, Vinny, hey, Carl. It's Mr. Magena. Two things. I voted for Vinny this week. I don't even know if he had the creepier person, but fuck you, Carl, for bringing that Holly bitch. Her fucking awful voice made my ears bleed in my penis shircles. It's terrible. So then you get my phone. Second, this whole body blue thing, getting pregnant by 400 guys. That's literally the origin story for Freddie Kruber. I don't know how familiar you are.

That's right to that. That's topic. But Freddie Kroger's mom was locked in an insane asylum and raped by 100 maniac. That's why they call him the bastard son of 100 maniacs. So, So, yeah, that kid's going to grow up to be the Antichrist or a serial killer. Nice. All right, that's it, 45 seconds, maybe. Dix off for Danny. Bye. Well, at least we know where he is.

I believe she's not pregnant. I think it's all a publicity stunt. Hold on. This one just came in. Hey, this is Joe from Pennsylvania, long-time Vinnie fan, sometimes Carl fan. So the other day, I was getting my order at Wegmans, while listening to the creep off and belting out aloud the Carl's Copcam song. Now, I'm not in Rochester, but I think that's the most Rochester you could be without actually

being in Rochester. Love you both. Love you all the time. Vote Vinnie. Thanks, brother. Thank you, buddy. Speaking of which, you and I are on a game show tonight, Vinny. We certainly are.

Over on the Shooley Network on Rumble. They have some new game. I think we're the first two contestants. Do you know the name of it? No, what's it called? F that tune. F that tune. Yes.

We're playing each other. Anyway, it's a little convoluted. You'll see, tune in to the Shulie Network on Rumble tonight. But the loser has to sing karaoke. Yeah. To pick each other's song. Yeah. So I'm sure you picked the song for me.

I did. Yeah. Did you pick your song for me? Oh, I sure did. Oh, no. Do we want to spoil this now? I think people will be watching if they know that what the least. You ever get Rick rolled before, Vinny?

I'm never going to give you up, Carl. That's right, buddy. Oh. That's my song for you. Really? Yeah. That's what you picked for me? I sure did.

I want to hear you sing Rick Astley. Well, you know what I want to hear you sing? What's that? I picked a perfect song for you. What do you got? It's a song by a little group you may have heard of called The Weather Girls. If you go outside, it's rain and bed. Fuck you.

I knew it. I fucking knew you'd pick that song. So if you want to hear me Rick roll you, that's cool. But if you want to hear Carl sing it's raining bed, tune into the Shuling Network tonight, baby. Oh, boy. All right. We got a scum parade to go on. Oh, yeah, we do. I should probably...

Oh, you know what? In honor my good friend Cody Rhodes, winning the belt back. A scum parade, vile souls, all these creeps out of control. Watch them throw when babies down the street. The chat is here and all the bros. So come on Vinnie, start the show. Had the children, fat wives and the old. Fuck yeah

You know what I jumped the gut on that We should probably celebrate SuperChamp Monday Oh we could do that We could get caught up on that We could do that We could do that

Uh Thanks for the Fiverr labyrinth Carl You get my tip I'm still getting Only creeps of the crypt When I go to Super Tip I know it's me

But it's ridiculous Pinned the damn link video It's written at the top of the thing I pinned it Yeah supert SuperG slash creep That's it Use the QR code right there

Next picks Thanks for the 279 Regarding the crazy lawyer I could fix her. Yep. She would enjoy you, Nax Pex. You have a shot.

She's into it. Um, here we go. Is making Epstein's voice the creepy old PDF from Family Guy 2 on the nose? That's not a bad idea. That's a pretty solid one. Uh, and Labrne did find it. Oh, there we go. Found it.

You know, she geysers through the drive-thru. I'll hire her and make her a star. Monday Night Raw a piss match. Oh, I'd watch that. That's pretty funny. It's got to be a piss man. In this corner, Keanu C. Thompson. Pea honor!

Pia honor! Lever Mystic says, Carl, not too late. Paradise by the Dashboard. I can't be there all night, sir. I'm sorry. I can't be on Rumble on the Shuling Network all night. I have things to do with my life. Oh, man, if you don't know.

I could lay down some meatloaf. I'll make you sing American Pie. Longest song. That song's still going. I would prefer the wreck of the end. been Fitzgerald. Garmin's song. I do a sturdily

tradition of the 20 minutes. It's on side one and side two. O and A did that bit, didn't they? Norton and Anthony had a good time with it. Opie sat there, I remember. It was pretty good. Sounds like a bit. Opie and Jim, you know,

they didn't do that bet. It was just Anthony and Jim. All right. Let's talk about this scum parade that we were getting to. Carl, this next first story just triggered the fuck out of me. I don't care how nice your boobs are.

Hold on. You don't? I don't care how blonde you are. I do. I don't care how pretty you are. Kalin Blaine. I don't care. You're a fucking monster.

And I fucking... This woman is evil, Carl. I can... fixer. No, you can't. You can't fix this type of evil. What she did is unforgivable. According to the police, Blaine, who's 32 years old and her 34-year-old boyfriend got into an argument Monday about the cleanliness of their Clearwater Florida apartment. Apparently she hadn't been cleaning. Blaine and the man have dated for six years and her parents of a two-year-old girl. Gross. After being accused of making the mess, Blaine reportedly got agitated and grabbed a glass

jar of pickles from which she had been eating. Blaine then allegedly struck the victim in the head with the jar, resulted in pickle splatter all over the place. Now, Pickles! It mentions in the article she was eating these pickles at 10 a.m. And I'm wondering. Disgusting.

Are they shaming her for a.m. pickle eating? What is the appropriate time to start eating pickles? Is it have to be in the afternoon or evening? Never. Pickles are delicious. They're disgusting. They're so delicious. the fucking stink of that splatter all over.

Like, you're never going to get that out. I had a roommate for like three months. My buddy and I lived together. And then he's like, I'm going to go to Manhattan and live with my girlfriend. I'm like, okay, cool. So then I found another roommate who lived me for like three months. And this fucking guy used to eat pickles at the coffee table in the living room. And pickle juice would be everywhere and he never cleaned it up.

I'd wake up the next morning just be like dry, sticky pickle juice all over the coffee table. I'm like, uh, Jesse, what the fuck is this, man? This has to stop. This is not cool. He's my creep this week. That, that's, no. Oh, that's fucking so disgusting. Yeah, it wasn't great.

Dude, it's the smell of that fucking shit. Either way, she got what she deserves. She was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, which is a felony and booked into it with the county jail where she belongs. Hopefully I can hit her with my pickle. Well, they released her from. custody, so you got a shot. Nice. I really don't

like Pickles, people. This is our next creep. Now, Carl, this is Melissa Nutson. She's a female nurse. Hold on a second. Nutson. Oh, I got one. I got one. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What's my nuts on? Is it a chin or something? You go. Nuts in a butt. No, you go. You got one. Give me seven. She was sentenced to one year and seven months in prison, if that helps. Sure.

In connection with an alleged sexual assault of a patient who had been participating in drug court. You see, Nudson is 30 years old. She was accused of having sex with the patient multiple times while she was working as a nurse in Monroe County. Police did not indicate that the victim was a man or a woman. It was a dude. According to the district attorney's office, someone ultimately reported Nudson to the Wisconsin Department of C.C. safety and professional services because of her alleged sexual intercourse with her patient, which apparently is not allowed.

All those fantasies about banging the nurse, they get in a lot of trouble if they bang the patients. Interesting. Like that's no joke. Okay. They can't treat it like a whim, you know? So according to the district attorney's office, after she got reported, she claimed that that person assayed her. Flip-flopped her? Yeah.

She claims flip-flop instead of just saying, okay, I banged my patient. Dude, what a whiplash for this patient. He's like, I have the best nurse ever to, she's accusing me of what? This guy's already in drug court, dude. What the fuck? You know what I mean? It seemed like, yeah, no, my nurse is amazing.

And next thing you know, you're being arrested. Yeah, for this bulldog face. She looks like Olive. She looks like my dog. All right. But if you got it from behind and pulled her hair back, it'll be fun, right? Yeah. All right.

I'm sorry. I run the same page on this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nudson claims she'd been essayed by the guy. The police obviously treated this as a serious accusation, and they pulled that guy and arrested him, and however, they found no evidence that he did anything, and they found all the evidence that she was a liar.

She later acknowledged that she was not essayed and instead fabricated that allegation to avoid the consequences for her sex acts with the patient. In a statement, they said, the harm caused to Ms. Nudson was deep and significant. That's what her lawyer is arguing. I'll go deep and significant in her. Yeah. See, I did there many?

It was a sex joke. Yeah. Not only did she violate the sacred trust between a patient and a nurse, but she compounded that by falsely accusing the patient of S.A. She was a great nurse, though. I was told that whenever she's performing oral, she's always playing with the balls, which is appreciated. Well, you have to keep track of the vitals.

Very good nurse. Got to keep track of the vitals. All right, moving on. This creepy girl, this is Anne May de Miglio of Palm Coast, Florida, Carl. And you know what? We don't play enough on this show. You got to get no shit to tell her. Why don't you're creepy bugs?

Sarah Dunlap, we miss you, girl. We miss you. Hope you're out there somewhere, having a good old time, not in Florida. So a 911 call comes around 4 a.m. to the Flagger County Sheriff's Office requesting a welfare check of this young lady. The caller said they'd gotten messages from Dominglio saying that she had secretly been pregnant and had been unexpectedly given birth at home. The message indicated that Dominglio's baby was born alive and crying, but Dominglio had done something to the if it, the sheriff's office said. Now, they arrived at the home and met with Dominglio, who said she wasn't sure that she was pregnant, but began experiencing severe abdominal. I'm not sure she's pride. How fat is this chick? I mean, we're looking at her face, but I'm fat. Every picture.

Oh, she's fat. She is very fat, that. Okay, that makes sense. Right. So she said she starts experiencing severe pain. Gives birth into the toilet. Okay. She said the baby stopped crying eventually.

Yeah, they do stop crying eventually. She left it in the fucking toilet, Carl. She left the kid that drowned in a fucking toilet. No, terrible swimmer. Oh, do you think you'd learn? She told deputies that she put the newborn in a duffel bag in her closet and went about her normal daily routine, which on Thursday night included a theater performance and new smear in a beach. When she came home, she decided to bury the infant in the backyard. So does she realize that all these confessions are wildly illegal?

Well, she's just like, all right, so here's what happened. All right, I know you guys are over here because you think something bad happened. But what actually happened was, baby comes out, toilet, dyes, duffel bag, closet, concert, home. Grave, Barry. So you get me out? Yada, yada. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we good?

Silent shape may have just named this episode, Noisy Floater. It's pretty good. So they figured this out that she knowingly and purposely allowed the newborn to drown on the toilet. Investigators say the girl weighed nearly three and a half pounds and measured 19 inches long. They believed to Miglio's mother who lived at the home did not know she was pregnant. The baby's father's whereabouts are unknown.

She's been charged with aggravated manslaughter. of a child. I was probably better off, I would imagine. And there probably wasn't going to be the mom of the game. Enjoy your toilet bowl grave. We should get John on this show. He'd be fun. Yeah, he wanted to do it with me.

That's right. How many episodes do you think we would have done before that whole thing fell apart? One half of one episode. I think we'd get that far? I think he would turn out him. Okay. Well, Carl, this next creep, in honor of International Women's Day, I would like to bring a creep, a woman who,

brought a special distinction to woman. This isn't a recent crime. This happened a few years ago, but they are releasing a some television show episode about her. And when I read this story, I went, I don't care that this happened a few years ago.

I want to read it because it's interesting. Let me introduce you to her. This is Cordella Farrell. Okay. She has a very Cardi-B-esque sort of vibe going on here. Yeah, Stefan Diggs is fucking her right now. I'm pretty sure. No, I'm pretty sure.

he isn't because she's locked up. So we're going to take it back to 2019. This guy, her boyfriend, Wayne Coventry, he's a 37-year-old father of three, calls the police and says that Farrell seriously injured him. Providing a graphic account of what occurred, Sean stated she went around his apartment and while they were having a bit of food and a drink, she then sort of pretended that she wanted to have sex with him, Carl. Pretended.

Women do that? It's liars. What? So she puts her hands down his pants. And the next thing you know, she's grabbing onto his balls and badly pulling down on them. And she's literally pulling him around the room by his balls, he said. Is he into that? Some guys are.

Because of the pain, he actually passed out. Oh, shit. So he's not. Okay. The next thing he remembers is coming to and finding her literally trying to bite off his penis. But I bet the sex is that was amazing. right? Like you you want the wild ones. Not that wild, bro. I don't want Farrell.

I don't know. Her last name is literally Farrell. It's a warning, bro. She was trying to gnaw off his dick. There were, according to the police department, 58 sets of teeth marks on this guy's dick. Holy shit, that's like as many teeth as I have in my mouth. That's a lot. That's just the first row. I know. When Wade's summer the straight to open the door to the emergency services, Farrell stabbed him in the back with a broken plate before she was detained. Farrell maintained she was acted in self-defense and chillingly informed the officers that one of us is going to end up dead. Now, sounds like pretty good reasons to break up. I can think of 58 reasons myself. Fair enough. Yeah, one-tooth.

I'm like, uh, uh, yeah, one-toothy blow job. We're fucking done. One-toothy blowjob. There's a talking to, but you start getting 58 teeth marks out there. I'm like, yeah, this is a problem. following his discharge of the hospital, Sean revealed that he was too ashamed to admit that he was terrorized by his girlfriend. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. And in spite of them having a restraining order against her, he lets her move back into the house and keep seeing her. Yes, because I'm telling you, she knows how to fuck.

Yeah, the dad was like, I couldn't stand him with this girl. I thought she was awful. I shut up, dad. You don't even know how she blows. You don't even understand. Well, she's not biting my balls off. She's actually really good in bed. His family had an intervention and said,

get this woman the fuck out of your house. But then... You can imagine they're all just like, well, because she's black. That's why. No, son, there are lots of wonderful, wonderful black women in the world who will not try to gnaw your dick off. Why don't I get a white woman? Why don't you want to try one of the white women out?

He'll chop it off with a knife. That's true. That does happen. So he's still. her and invites her to the brother's house for a family dinner on October 14th, 2019. The brother's name is Sean. He stated he heard a disturbance in the living room before they were all going to eat. And he walks in and witnesses Farrell grabbing a kitchen knife.

Well, his brother had his back turned. He explained that he shouted at Wayne and that his brother turned around and Farrow plunged the knife right into his chest. Oh, how's he doing? Is he all right? Oh, no, he's dead. Oh, shit. But this is the most fucked up part.

The brother goes, don't pull out the knife. Don't pull out the knife. And she looks at the brother and smiles and pulled it out slowly. And the dude just fucking bleeds out all of the living room. Wow. She's a problem. He goes, and my son stood right there while she did it. And I left it gold.

And because this happened in England, Carl, she only got 10 years. Yeah, that's enough. Because she told the judge that he was abusive to her. He used to get mad when I'd bite his balls off. What a jerk. So, fun fact, she's still in prison right now. She's served five years of her 10-year sentence.

Should be out soon. But she's currently in the latter half of her time in custody based on the two-thirds rule in England. Farrell's earliest potential release date is expected to be fall of 2027. Everybody. Yes. So, uh, Keep an eye out. Hit me up.

You know the other thing that's in this article? Late on me. It says that the reason why the dad didn't like her is, I guess she was like calling him. So she was calling the boyfriend while actively having sex with other guys. Just to rub it in that she was cheating on him. Which, by the way, if that happened to me, that would be, that would happen to one time. That would be the last time that happened.

Correct. Correct. What a ghouel. All right. You want to hit. Some super tips when we'll get out of here today? Yes, let's go. All right.

Just over a month until my birthday, comrades, it's going to be a gas. Get it. Oh, Hitler. Vinny, I saw you stand up last week. Love you, boys. Can I bang your wives? Dimpled balls, of course, buddy. Of course.

Have that it. Carl eats pickles for the shape. Thank you, Captain Cheese. And the tax year. And we have one more from Labyrinth. Vinny, brother. You would get one episode with John. Then he'd leave your table full of empties.

Blow up your phone before the second episode could ever be recorded. Then he's creeping the week. You're probably not wrong. It's all true. Oh, buddy. So Point Davlepoint this afternoon. Whose channel is it on? It's on WATP, 4 o'clock point DabblePoint.

I'll be joined. Oh, you know, I have a special guest calling into the show. Who? A first time ever on Point Dabble Point. I'm excited. Tell me. Carl's brother Grant, who'll be on the show. I also have, uh,

how'd you get him carl's wife jen shooley trucker andy it's gonna be fun okay uh i'll see you tonight for our showdown yes sir uh after that tune eight o'clock on the shulley network on rumble please check that out with us uh it's their uh maiden version of it so if it sucks you know it's all their fault uh it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice see you bonus content subscribers on friday until then adios act right