The Creep Off - Episode 305: Lucky Charms & Woodchippers

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Today on The Creep-Off, Karl & Vinnie celebrate the least necessary holiday of all time St. Patrick’s Day by searching for the biggest creep in Ireland. Plus, one of the scariest cop cams we’ve seen yet, featuring two children on their way to commit murder, and the latest updates from the world of scumbags. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Head priest of Trinity Episcopal Church in Pittsburgh accused of stealing over $1K in baseball cards from WalmartSix killed in Swiss bus fire after man reportedly set himself alight - SWI swissinfo.chBrisbane youth advocate Cody Schaeffer sentenced for assaults | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlinesTexas Mother Sentenced to Life for Throwing Toddler from Hotel BalconyThe score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hackamania. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hackamania. Boop, beep, boop. Go get your tickets right now at hackamania.com. Use promo code creep. Vinny, why are we even talking to these losers? People haven't bought their tickets yet.

I don't know if I have time for these people. You still have time to redeem yourselves. I've been telling these people for months now about Hackamania. They haven't bought their tickets at hackamana.com with the promo code creep to save 10%. I don't know what to tell you. To be fair, you have been talking about an awful lot. I have. Yeah.

That's why my Carl fatigue set in. All right, kids. Let's start the creep off or whatever. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids to get out to fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. I'm going to give the people what they want. sensation horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive Creepos welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast this show about creeps by creeps for you creeps

I'm your host my name is Vinny and joining me today in the studio it's everybody's favorite guy except for half of the dabble verse it's hot cuckaca carl what is happening Vinnie Paulino you know I love our new intro but it makes me nervous when it shows clips of us on the show

because I'm worried I'm gonna be wearing the same shirt when it comes on and then it's going to look weird. You know what I mean? Did that happen? No, it didn't. But we have an intro for this little piggy where it shows me wearing my Steel Panther shirt, so I'll never wear my Steel Panther shirt on this little piggy ever again. And if I do, I'll be embarrassed about it.

So don't make fun of me. I don't like that. What the fuck is happening? Why would you be care? Because I make fun of Aaron for wearing the same shirt all the time. Oh. Aaron's got like five shirts that he wears. Well, okay.

Nobody compared you to Aaron. They didn't. Are you not watching the internet? What's going on? They're comparing you to Aaron now? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Jesus Christ.

Vinnie, I'm so glad. I'm sorry. I started this off, a little walkie. I'm so glad to be here with you on this Monday. It's Super Chip Monday. We'll be celebrating that. Of course, tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day here in the United States. It certainly is, Carl.

It's a holiday that I guess alcoholics revel in. Fuck me if I know why it exists. I don't know why either. I used to play an Irish rock bands. I went and saw. my buddy's sister to Murphy yesterday down at Iron Smoke. I was a founding member of that band. And, you know, I used to enjoy going down parade day and playing gigs all day long.

I don't miss it at all. Holy shit. It used to be a long day of playing the same four chords over and over again. You know, the thing about St. Patrick's Day in Rochester up here in the Northeast, yeah. This city hits it hard for some reason. I think most of us are fucking Italians, too. I don't even know what's going on.

There's no Irish people here. Thank God. We ran them out back at the 20s. Thank God. Yeah, we put up those signs. They needed to apply and they left. So, Carl, I know you said we're going to talk about Super Chat Monday in a minute. I'm going to celebrate.

But I'm just going to hit this up real quick because who the whatnot now just gifted five creepoff channel membership. So I want to say thank you for that out of the gate. We do bonus shows every single Friday. We just had a banger this past Friday. We inducted Rick James into the Creepoff Hall of Fame. There is, class of 2026. Yeah, that was a riveting tale. I've been retelling a lot of the stories.

I didn't know about Rick James history, but it's fascinating. People messaged me saying this is one of their favorite bonus episodes we've ever done. And who would have thought that would be the thing that fucking people would be into? It's a good one. It was. So thank you for that. And we're going to hit the rest of those. Yeah, if you listen to that episode, you'll find out what this clip is about.

Well, Mike, tell me something. How's pitifulization going? I mean, is it is, is it in or is it out? Oh, it's a good friend Michael Jackson. Oh, how's pedophileization going? Somebody had to defend him. Now, Carl, before we get too far into things, I got to remind everybody, the place to go to be a part of the show is supertips.

Supertips.g.g. Backslash creep. Creep. Cerepe. Sorry. People get very messed up. Labromistic. It's very fucked up when he's a creeps. Yeah, and he's like the only guy who's using it so far, too. I got to make sure. Just bookmark the page, Laverid. I love you, Levermistic. I love you.

Well, this show is a competition. Every week, Carl and I go head to head. Do you want to explain the rules real quick? I think I want you to too, Benny. Take it away, buddy. All right, well, every week, Carl and I go head to head in any given category. Today, because of St. Patrick's Day, we're going to ask the question, who is the biggest creep in Ireland. Each of us are going to be presenting our creeps.

And then you are great listeners and be able to go to patreon.com backslash the creep off and vote for who you thought presented the worst person. And then, you know what? One of us gets a point. And that's fun. It is. But you know, it's not fun when you don't get a point and the other person gets a point and then they get to five points because that means someone ends up spending the wheel of consequences and I don't want to do it.

But right now the score is currently three to two. Here to tell us all about who got the point for the creepiest woman from last week. You didn't even fucking bring one car. Come on Lisa Boswell. You didn't even, motherfucker. Beautiful lady. What are you talking about? Here she comes.

Now, brown cow, it's Danny, Danny. She got a great ass. Look at that body utterly amazing. All right, we won't get too creepy on you. But thank you, Danny, for joining us today. You look fantastic. The glasses. What is going out with these glasses?

I kind of love it. Oh, you know, I need to see sometimes. Fair enough, fair enough. We need to see you, Danny. Now, something almost unprecedented. It hasn't happened. on this show in a very, very long time happened this week. Dan, do you want to tell the audience what happened?

I do, I do. This week we had 50 to 50. It was 50% both sides. So we have an actual tie. Holy shit. We legitimately tied. How many votes were there total? 200 and something.

Wow, okay. So I thought I had this one. Damn it. Now, what happens in the case of a tie, Carl? Didn't we just decide this a few weeks ago? God, I don't remember. We have so many rules on the show. We should write them down somewhere.

It's fucking anarchy. Someone should write down the rules. Do you remember just a few weeks ago when we were discussing why Danny couldn't vote? Is because she was going to be the president pro temperate the creepoff? The tiebreaker. Yeah. So I told her she gets to pick who gets the point right now. She's like the vice president coming into Congress.

Yeah. So I'm sure that Danny listened to very carefully our arguments and has thought about it thoroughly. And are you ready to cast her vote? and decide who gets the point? I definitely am. I'm so excited. Wow, this is big. This is a historic moment right now.

Now you can cross your fucking fingers, Carl. Now you can cross your fingers body. Lisa Boswell. What a creep. Pillowcase bandit. Yeah. So for the creepiest woman, I listened very carefully to Vinny.

He brought Lisa Montgomery. And I listened to you, Carl, bringing Lisa Boswell. Makes sense. She stole women's underwear. It was weird. Yeah. But I think this.

week, I have to give it to Vinny because... Oh shit! Somebody called Polino. He just got to know the video. Gotta get it to the Creepos. So someone please call Poggino. Somebody called Polino. Everybody knows it's his show.

Because Carls Creek fucking blows. So someone please call Paul Gino. This is bullshit. All right. What are you going to yell at Danny now? I don't like this rule because you do all the communication with Danny behind the scenes. You guys have formed a bond over the last year And I just show up on the show and we just talk

So I think that she you probably even told her Like by the way I'll give you a little bonus You vote for me I mean who knows what's going on I release the emails Release the text messages Carl we're tied you complaining little bitch Danny

You just ruined a super chat Monday for me One of my favorite holidays I think Super Chat Monday just got more interesting Fuck you This sucks Danny I think you did a great job and you look good. Keep an eye out to the Venmo for later.

Exactly. Exactly. No, listen. Said the quiet part out loud, did you? Carl, you brought someone who chose womanhood and did an admirable job at it until the day she died. I picked a woman who decided to rip the fetus out of another lady in attempt to raise the baby herself.

Hey, Vinny? Yeah. Hey, Danny. Fuck you! We... It rest of my case. Fuck yeah. Thank you, Danny.

You're welcome. I'm sorry, Carl. It's okay. You had to pick one. I understand. To be fair, Lisa didn't do all that stuff when she was a woman. Zeff gaming in the chat. So Carl was winning last night and he made you lose it today.

Interesting. I've noticed that too. I always have to lead early in the week. And then for some reason, it's like Michigan in 2019 overnight. All of a sudden, all these balance come pouring in. It's amazing on that. happens. I feel like... Let me ask you this question, asshole. If I was going to cheat you, don't you think I would have just said, hey, Danny, I won. Give me the fucking point.

Well, I would hope that Alex wouldn't allow that. We do have a producer on this show. It would never happen. I'm not cheating. All right. You know, man. Although he might be in your pocket too. It was for a long time, but he was always saying he creeps to you. And I'm like, wait, you get suggestions from Alex? Can I get some too? What the fuck? There's been cheating going on for a long time. That's not fair. That's not true. I do have big pockets. I know. Danny, you are just... Dan, you are delightful. Just the greatest. I can't stay mad at you.

I love you so much. Oh, my God, she's the greatest. Oh, she's fantastic. Making me smile from here to hear today. Follow her at Danny Desolation. Would you people do yourself a favor? And do yourself a favor and head on over to Patreon. Or if you become a YouTube member, they're up there.

You can see the cow bikini picks and they are quite spicy and delightful. Dying from suffocation seems horrific unless it was in Danny's breasts. then I could see that being a good way to go. Death by Tiddy. That's very honest. Thank you. Thank you, Carl. I'm honored. We love you, Danny. That's how I want to go.

Bye, Danny. See you soon. Carl. Yes, sir. We have a big event coming up. We do. The creep-off live at Hackamania. Yeah, creepomania, I'm calling it from now on. And joining us today to discuss the fucking insane consequences you maniacs are sending.

Nice. All right now, boys and girls. Let's bring her in. got another story for you now. We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible. My hell yeah. Thank you.

Hi, guys. What's going on? You know what's going on. I'm getting cheated out of my own game. I believe in Danny's integrity. I really do. I was on the pre-little entry and I saw the behind the scenes. Danny has integrity. The results girls have each other's back. That's good.

Mahalia, who would you have voted for if you were stuck in that situation? See, I have no input on the results. I am the keeper of the consequences. Was it the question? Was it the question? Was that the question? Answer the question.

Pick a baby. Pick a baby that you want to drown. I mean, how do you get worse than ripping a fetus out of someone? I don't know how you top that. Sorry, Carl. I mean, ladies underwear.

Like, is that really that creepy? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Everyone's against me on this show. All right. Well, you get,

I know what it's right as butter. I get it. it. I get it, Vinny. Everybody's cheating you. Little Carl Trump. Everybody's cheating. Nothing's fair. It's up there. Oh, my God. All right. So, we've been asking you to give us some consequence ideas because what we do when we do the live shows is the loser gets chosen right on the spot and that person

has to perform a consequence right, well, not right then and there, but that day. So we've got to figure out what the consequence is going to be for Vegas. And we've been asked people to send emails to creep off consequence ideas. at gmail.com and mahalia has been looking at those so that she can let us know some of the better ideas and we can figure out what we're going to have to do what i'm going to have to fucking do you don't know that i know we got to wait for the live show see there's no conspiracy going on against you we have to be there and see what happens that's true you should be there to see what happens now people have been sending you stuff you sent me an email and

i have some of these here carl and uh these are psychotic Okay, let's hear it. These are fucking psychotic. Loser gets to pepper spray the winner. That's fun. Is it Carl? Is it Carl? Wait, loser gets pepper spray the winner?

I like that one. Let's do that one. Oh, I'm sorry. Loser gets pepper spray by the winner. Boy, I read that wrong. Winner, I think this was from you, my hell. Yeah, this one's fucked up. Winter gets an electric lighter and gets to zap the loser whatever they choose.

That's fun. I have seen it in action firsthand, and it is not pretty. It really is not. It's like a baby's taser. It is. I thought the taser would be too much. That was my initial idea. I think the taser would be too much and probably illegal.

So, yes, thank you, Baha'allie. You want us to baby tase each other? Okay. Baby tase, yeah. Keep it simple. Now, these ones are coming in from listeners. Loser goes to a roulette table, roulette table, proper pronunciation. here puts $100 on black.

If they get anything, it goes to the winner. Oh, I like that. That's fun. That incorporates that we're in Vegas. I like that one. Okay. Winner gets to slap the loser in the face as hard as they can. What are we fucking? What's going on? I say no to any violent acts. Okay, okay.

Winner gets to shave the loser's facial hair however they want. That shit ain't happening. That's a good one. That shit ain't happening. Yikes. Nobody's touching. Pre-shape your facial hair and then do it. Get out in front of it.

Good boy. Baby face, Paulino would show up to that live show if you could call that shit. Loser has to do a dunk tank at the next tachomania. That's a lot of logistics. That's fun, but I mean, getting a dunk tank in there. Moody, get us a dunk take. Plan ahead for next year. It would be like opening act.

Trust me. Dunk tank idea was floated on, well, I think behind the scene, I don't know it was this little piggy, but it was floated. It's a lot. It's a lot of work. Okay. Um, Patrick Melton sent us one, right, my hell. Yeah. How did he?

Yes, he did. What is it? His was to teach an aerobics class at Hackamania. Live on stage, I really like. That's good. That's good. I like that one. That's funny.

We have to teach an aerobics class. Can it be yoga? Nope. No, it has to be moving around. And we're going to record it too. So, like, it'll be for whoever missed it live. They'll have it to reference. I'm not sure if anyone's going to want to get all sweaty while they're at Hackamania.

Maybe first thing in the morning and then everyone goes home and goes back in showers. Morning class, yeah, I like that. Carl, I doubt anyone is actually going to do it with you. I think they're just going to watch the aerobics class. Let's get physical, physical. I could probably do a good job at that. Hmm. What else you got, Mahalia?

Honestly, my actual personal favorite, shout out to Chris Hyde. Loser has to swallow whole hot. dogs until he throws up. Chris Hyde, I don't have any deep-throating technique. Okay, I can't swallow a whole hot dog. That's how you... I'll just choke and die. There won't be any throw-up, it'll just be choking and die.

But he's like, this is interesting. I like this. I don't want you to choke and die. I'd like to watch you choke for a minute to struggle. That'd be fun. So I should cancel. Maybe like mini hot dogs, like the Vienna sausages. I'll cancel my flight home, I guess.

Save some money. The one pun, thanks for the five bucks. Loser has to get the biggest burger from the heart attack grill, try to eat it, then get paddled by the staff for not finishing it in front of everyone. Yeah, isn't that right on the strip on Fremont there? That's the place where on Weight Watchers, we watched all the fat women get on the giant scale out in front of them. We had to try to guess their weights.

Yeah. All right, that's a fun one. Yeah. Okay. Heart attack Cafe Burger. Put that on the spreadsheet, mahal, yeah. If anybody else has any more suggestions, fork over the money.

We'll talk about it. What are that. You can send them to creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com. That'd be a good choice too. That's also something you can do. Oh, man. You guys are great. All right, Mahalia.

Thank you so much for joining us. We love to see you. Thank you for having me. We'll see Mahalia and Hackamania. She's always there every year. 25 days. Who's counting down? 25 days.

I can't wait. I can hardly contain my excitement. 25 days to Vegas. It's exciting. I'm excited about this. Can't wait to see how Tuki's going to fuck this live show up. He's to bring Vince on. Probably. Carl, I got to tell everybody who's coming to Accomania. I got some fun stickers on Rie throwing around.

So be around and we give out some creep off stickers and possibly have some other cool stuff. But right now, it is time. It is time for the main event. It is time for our competition, Carl. The biggest drunker, the biggest drunk in Ireland, Husey. The biggest creep in Ireland. Husey. But let's find out.

Ring the bell. Well, Benny, you won. So you get to go first to present who you think is the biggest creep in Ireland. Okay. Well, Carl, it took me a little while to figure this out because I had to read a lot of stories for this. And not all of them were super great. Can you switch to the chat just so I can monitor it while we discuss? Oh, yeah.

Thanks, buddy. You're the best. So I'm looking at, I'm reading these. A lot of drunk people. Less sheep fuckers. I thought there would be, I thought there would have been a lot of that. No, I just found the most heinous fucking person I could think of. Okay.

This gentleman's name is Andy Cash. Now, Andy's 26 years old, and he doesn't... I hear that trade coming. It's coming round to the bend. Any relation or now? No, this is Ireland, Carl. So he's kind of an asshole to his family. They don't like him.

He's kind of like an edge lord fucking kid. Pisses everybody off all the time. Well, he had a relative die about a year before. We're talking about September 22. I'm so sorry. Yeah, he was very sad. Well, his family was very sad, and they had a special remembrance ceremony for whoever that person was. They're unnamed.

And Andy came to it and just made a drunken spectacle of himself. Glad the person was dead. They had it coming. All talking all sorts of shit getting hammered at this event. So there's a song called Finnegan's Wake. If you're familiar with it, but I'm pretty sure that's kind of the tradition for when there's a funeral in Ireland. You get really drunk and act like a fool.

Right. This was the remembrance ceremony. This wasn't the actual funeral. It was so bad that his parents actually asked him to leave. So he's at this event. He pisses everybody off. They chase him out of the place. And he's drunk.

So he gets a taxi, which was responsible. I'll give him that. And he got a ride to his parents' house from the taxi. Uh-oh. Now, at his parents' house, there was only a few people home, Carl. I'm feeling Rob Ryder vibes right now. What's going on? There was his 17-year-old sister who was babysitting his twin little brother and sister, Christy and Chelsea.

Christy was the boy. Not a great name, a choice of names. There was also another 14-year-old brother who was home playing video games in the living room. Now, when Andy showed up, he said to the taxi driver, hey, I'm only going to be a couple of minutes, wait for me. goes into the house and taxi drivers just sitting out there playing on his phone nothing going on sure and he hears screaming

very loud blood curdling screaming but he doesn't know where it's coming from so he just sits there on his phone and then a young man the 14 year old brother comes running out of the house with his hands over his head screaming for help and he's running down the street help help help help police

taxi driver calls the cops Southern's going on at this house gives them the address. The cops show up. And as they show up, they start coming up the walkway to figure out what the fuck is going on in this house. And a television is thrown from the second story window that lands in front of the cops. This starts a standoff. So wait a second. You're telling me that Aerosmith is upstairs?

That's pretty fucking cool. No, it was Andy. Oh, Andy. It was still Andy Cash in the place. It was still this little skinny fucking prick right here, this fucking guy. He's trash in the place. Well, the cops are yelling. at him telling him to come out and

telling him to surrender and he doesn't do it. What he does do, though, Carl, is he tosses the corpse of little Christie right here. This boy out the window, the same window he threw the TV out, just threw the kid, straight out the window

onto the lawn. I know she said corpse. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah, Carl. At that point, that's when the cops decided, fuck this, we're running in. And when they come in, They find the sister there, Lisa. She's dead at the foot of the stairs.

She was stabbed. Let me make sure I have my numbers right here. She said nice tits, too. That's unfortunate. 71 times, Carl. How long was this guy on his phone and the cab waiting? That's a lot of times the stas. Five to ten minutes.

Also, you got to put someone like that on a pitch count. You know what I mean? Like he's going to wear out his arm. There's other batters that are coming up here. You know what I mean? We don't have a reliever to send in. the game. 71 stabs to the chest and the face and the neck.

Okay. When they found her, she was still kind of alive. What? She didn't last long. Those titty saved her, huh? They did not last long. It might have been, I kind of thought for a second that maybe her eyebrows were menacing and he got scared because whatever the fuck is on the top of her head, it is weird.

It's a little cartoonish. Yeah. So they start going through the house and luckily they found little Chelsea. The girl, she was still in her bed. But unfortunately, she was slashed and stabbed 65 times by the brother. Whoa! And she's already dead. That's impressive, actually.

And then the son who got thrown out the fucking window onto the front lawn, 107 stab wounds. All right, now you're just making up numbers. Nope. Now you're just making numbers. Nope. There's no one that could be that stabby. The stabbiest Irishman in town.

No, no, no. Yes, sir. Andy Cash is the stabbiest Irishman that's ever lived. And he's dead. The kid's dead. The one brother survived. He claims what happened was he heard.

His brother comes in. He's pissed off talking shit about his parents. And he says to the little brother, hey, you got any cash on? You give me some cash. And he's like, I don't have anything. And he's like, ah, fuck you. And he goes upstairs. And he starts yelling at the sister to give him money.

She doesn't have any money. That's when he starts hearing the screams for help. And she's screaming, run, run, get help, get help. And that kid, like a fucking coward, instead of going to save his sister, ran down the street screaming. Yeah. And then murdered the other, the two in their beds.

Fought, tried to fight the cops, I throw to TV at him and then was like, fuck it, I don't have anything else to throw. I'll throw the corpse of my little dead brother at them. Never heard that one before. So that is why Andy Cash is my creepiest Irishman. When he went to court, Carl, he only said three words to the judge.

They asked him why he did it. He wouldn't answer. He gave no defense for himself. The only thing he said was guilty. to each one of the charges. And he was sentenced to three life sentences. So he'll be out a few years. That's interesting.

See, I would think he'd just be like blackout drunk at that point and not remember that he did any of these things. But he actually said like, yep, guilty. That was me. Yep. Interesting. A lot of people think it was just because he was pissed at his parents. All right, Vinny.

Great presentation. Oh, thank you. Appreciate that. I'm bringing a creep in from Ireland. It's from Ross Common. And this case is known as the Ross common house of horrors. There was a mother of six,

40-year-old alcoholic, believe it or not. In Ireland? Believe it or not. Okay. And she admitted she was the worst mother in the world. After she put her youngest through a heroin catalog of neglect, including forcing her

13-year-old son to have sex with her. She's the first woman in the history of the state to be convicted of incest. Her 13-year-old son was forced to have sex with her. Now, Vinnie, Yeah, but that's, she's the only one who's brave enough to admit it. Because there are children involved, they can't release the identity of my creep. So I went and asked AI what she might look like.

If you want to pull up Drunky McGee right there, this is what a 40-year-old mother of six who fucks her son looks like. Better than I thought. And then I thought, you know, this is a comedy show that we're doing. We should have a little more fun with this. So let's put up Drunky McGee, too. Yeah, all right. That's what she looks like. This is my creep for the creep off today.

It was like a melty leprechaun. The offenses took place at the family's three-bedroom bungalow in Ross Common, which was a dirty, it was dirty. There was rubbish everywhere. It was cold. It was damp. There were dead rats and mice on the inside and the outside all over this place. Yuck.

Children were between the ages of 6 and 15 when everything went down. They were shocking victim income impact income. Shocking victim impact income. statements from the children. They were read in court detailing how they were not fed properly. Their clothes were not washed. They had a range that heated the entire house. It was used once a month. They would turn that out once a month. Right. To warm up the house for them. I don't know if you know where I know. You just have to keep the windows and door closed. Yep. You just got to keep that heat in for the month. One of the sons said the mother would routinely go to the pub in the evening around 6 p.m.

leaving the children alone. Only returning home when she was drunk in the early hours of the morning he explained how he and a brother cared for the younger children and their mother would come home between 3 a.m. and 4 am very drunk and very angry with everyone. Right. His sister now age 12 said the home was scary. Well, hold on, Carl. Hold on. Let's be real here. I got to, I got to defend Drunky McGee here. Please. How would you feel if you go out to the bar having a nice time when you come home and your kids have been home alone this whole time and they didn't clean up or anything and the house is a mess? It's cold because they left the door open And they let the monthly heat out

You know, I'm kind of with her on that These kids are awful The 12-year-old sister Said it was scary when the mom would come home drunk And that she was bullied at school And called Smelly Wash your clothes Yeah, there were no clothes washing

There were no showers There was nothing of that going on I blame the big brothers In an interview in 2006 Drunky McGee here Admitted that children often blue because of how cold they were, and they only had dinner twice a week, and there was lights crawling around in their heads and bodies.

Well, whose fault is that? The judge, Reynolds in the case, imposed ten sentences ranging from 18 months to seven years, the longest term for the sexual assault, all of which will run concurrently. The maximum sentence for what she did was seven years. And according to the judge, had this been a case. against a male. A much longer sentence would have been allowed. So they could only give her seven years and it's running concurrently.

She'll be out after seven years at maximum. Interesting. Yeah, after all of this. So do you think the kids are going to have the house clean for mom when she gets out? Well, listen to this, dude. I didn't say she was a single mother, did I? Oh, no. Where was dad?

Yeah. I'm guessing at the pub with her. 57-year-old dad over here. he pleaded guilty. Oh, actually he pleaded, I'm sorry, he pleaded not guilty. There are 47 counts of rape and sexual assault committed against his son when the boy was between the ages of 12. Jesus Christ. This kid must have been hot.

He was found guilty. Oh, my Lord. He said to 14 years of prison. Why is it the dad your creep? Seriously, why isn't the dad your creep? What are you talking about? This woman's the worst mom ever. The dad sounds like the worst father ever.

These kids, they got a rough go at it. Go vote for drunk. Mickey McGee, the woman who fucks her son, gets drunk and fucks your son. And that's at patreon.com slash of the creepoff is where you can vote for that. Oh, boy, Carl. Ireland doesn't sound great. They're throwing dead kids out of windows. It's not great.

Dads are banging their sons. Pretty wild. Why are we celebrating them tomorrow? I don't know why, because some guy got the snakes out of there. Is that why we're celebrating it? Oh, good. There's no more snakes. Snakes are fine.

So she'd Ireland? It's like they're bo-a-strictors. Right. I mean, what are they, a little stupid green snake? Yeah, give the shit. They're fun. You can fuck with them. All right, Carl.

What a good time. Are you, uh, are you having a good time, Carl? I appear to be. I'm just, I can't tell with you sometimes. I got this weird cough thing going. Okay. I apologize for that. Well, I know it'll cheer you up and everybody up.

What's up? I can't wait to see Carl's cock can. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show you? Come me, cause Cockham, lose all your rights, ruin your life. All right, this is a little different than usual, Vinny. This Coccan comes in from Christian Blatt, from the Blackcast and who has broadcasts. So it'll be boring.

Two best friends in high school were planning to kill one of their classmates, and back on January 23rd, this is in Central Florida, they went to school prepared to murder a classmate. It was Isabel Veldaz, who's 15 years old. By the way, transgender goes by the name Jimmy, this Isabel. Okay. She is accused of planning the attack, stalking the student victim, and writing a letter to her parents about the ordeal. And then we have Lois Lippert, who's 14, is accused of helping the other gather items for the attack, among other things in the planning for it.

Oh, Jesus Christ. If you play my clip number one, here's a news report about what went down. Oh, hold on, sorry. Sure. That's weird. We are seeing two teens accused of making plans to kill one of their classmates laughing in the back of a patrol car after their arrest. Investigators say the girls brought supplies and a knife to Lake Brantley High and were caught the morning of that planned attack. Your Seminole County Community Correspondent, Catherine Silver, has been following this story since the very beginning.

And Catherine, this video is another disturbing moment in this case. Absolutely. These girls are just four. 14 and 15 years old and facing capital felonies. Okay. So, uh, many, they just released this week the police scam of these two in the back of a squad car getting driven to, uh, jail after getting picked up in school. Let's hear about the plot in my clip number two. Can I see more of this reporter?

What is going on here? It says too much. Yeah, that it is. I just need to see what's going on. What's it doing? The detectives say they plan to kill a boy. who reportedly looked like the Sandy Hook school shooter. Investigators say one of them believed if she killed her classmates,

she would have a blood bond that would resurrect the now deceased Sandy Hook shooter from the dead. Oh, so her thing was, I guess voices were telling her that, hey, if you kill that kid who looks like Adam Lanza, then you'll bring Anandza back from the dead. And maybe we can shoot up more schools together or something. Oh, that's a cool, fair trade. Yeah, and doesn't that sound fun? She was literally going to murder a guy who looked like Adam Lanza. And I can only imagine this dude doesn't know what's going on, obviously.

He doesn't know that they're looking to kill him that day. But as soon as the news comes out, I was just like, oh, shit, that's definitely me. She was definitely planning on killing me. I know I'm the animal lands that look like in the school. You know what they had to tell the kid. Hey, by the way, come here. Yeah. Oh, you'll see them giggle about that.

I have a lot of clips of them in the back of the squad car. It's pretty wild. This is fucked up. It's fucked up. Well, I'm looking at these two, like, children giggling. Like, they're laughing. Like, you just see them in the background. laughing like kids,

like they're having a good time on the way to go get ice cream. Yep, look at how fun they're having. You know, picked up by the cops. Well, my clip number three, this is the actual plan, and then we'll get into the police footage. Detective say that Valdez plan to wait

for a classmate in the bathroom, stab him or cut his throat, and then leave flowers and smoke a cigarette after the killing was complete. The plan was foiled by an anonymous tip that gave law enforcement the chance to intervene. Okay. So fortunately...

Oh, she stopped by the... the florist and knife store on the way to school, the clerk, and ran it out. And got a couple cigarettes, too. Yeah. Couldn't wait to smoke a siggy after murdering this kid. All right. So, dude, this is crazy right here.

We're going to see where Isabel, aka Jimmy, gets thrown into the car, and then reunited with her friend, Lois, and they are so excited in my clip number four. Okay. Are you going to be in the same one? What do you mean, same one? Same Joe. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, this is fucking crazy. Yeah, she should be going to a guy's jail. Florida doesn't fuck around. Florida doesn't give a fuck of me. Tell yourself Jimmy. Well played. Oh, fuck you, Izzy. Dude, this is like, we both have detention?

Oh, sweet. I'll see you after class. We'll be in detention together. These two don't have no idea what's going out here, I don't think. This is fucking wild. Yeah, so this is where Isabel finds out that there was a tip that came up. Wait, they went through his phone? Sorry, go ahead.

Yeah, so first they're excited about the fact that the guy that she told or the girl that she told that they were going to do this is going to get arrested as well because the person had knowledge of it. And Isabel here, Jimmy, didn't realize that, no, that's probably the person who tipped off the cops. Oh, they thought for a second there they were going to have the coolest table in jail. Yep. Okay. Wait, they went through his phone? No, they're going to go through his phone!

Ha ha ha! Oh my god! Yeah! Gonna be arrested too. What? Why? Yes, I told him he knew. He didn't report me. I told him already. He did a tip?

There was a tip show. Did you not see it? No? Someone tipped. He fucking snitch. I wouldn't tell the police police he did a tip though. Huh? Please, he did a tip though. Because that, I, it was anonymous tips, but I was just assuming he was by the writing.

Yeah. Just like, like, it was? Yeah. Oh, my fucking God. God, I knew I should I have told him, because he was like, oh, can you please tell me I can't sleep tonight? Fuck you. God. Holy shit.

She's talking about murdering another person. She's like, ha, he told my secret. Yep. This is, fuck. Even worse than that, though, but he started off with, he's going to get in trouble, too, because they're going to go through his phone. and they're going to see that he knew about this and he didn't say anything, so he's also going to get arrested. And then it turns into, no, no, I'm pretty sure he's the one that snitched out of us.

No, I'm pretty sure he's saved someone's life is what he did. And she's like, what an asshole. Carl, is this crazy? The thing that's wild about this is they're in the back of a cop car, for those of you were just listening. Yeah. And they're driving. There's a cop listening to all of this, too. There's a cop listening to the whole thing.

They're being recorded. I mean, I can't think of a dumber thing to do than what these two idiots are talking about here. So does this car, take them directly to the wood chipper? I should, yes. In my clip number six, I just want to show you how immature these two retires are. So this woman, whatever that is,

was going to murder a kid, just for looking like another guy. And, you know, first they're upset about the snitch, and then the conversation turns very childish very quickly. God, she's such a fucking snitch. That's immediately who I thought when I saw that fucking tip. So stupid. It's so cold in that room.

I know. Dude, they had me sitting there and I was so... Dude, they took her with my chocolate. No! I was able to eat, like, a part of it, like a part of the big bar. Oh, good. But then that's it. Oh, they took her chocolate.

She's talking about her chocolate, Betty. She's concerned about that. You know what I just realized? We're not on WATP. YouTube channel. That's where our numbers are down from usual. It says we are. Oh, shoot.

Oh, my God. Hold on. I'm just hoping it's not anything that, okay, good. I'm hoping that you missed it. And it's not because I can't live stream from my channel right now because sometimes that happens and it sucks.

Hey, we're live on WATP's channel. Hey, now we're on WATP. We're over here now. Guys, that was completely my bad. Sorry, everybody. Whoopsie. If you missed the show, go over to the creepoff YouTube channel to see. We had two results girls on.

It was the whole thing. They minaged. You missed it. No, I mean, it's still up on the creep off. They're going to see it, Vinny. They don't want to overpromise under the liver. Okay. Well, I lied.

They didn't menage. But, you know, they would. All right. So literally this thing is like, they didn't let me eat my chocolate bar. Can you believe that? It's like, yeah, you've had enough chocolate bars for a lifetime. You're fine. Stop it with that.

I don't know what you do with children like this. I don't know either. This is one of those situations where you're looking at something that is like an innate evil and a not understanding of reality, which, I mean, these are the kids that doctors need to be studying. Right. And it's wild that there's two of them. I think it's the craziest thing because, as I said, Isabel, the fat one, is saying that there's voices telling her she's got to kill this kid. but the fact that like her friend goes along with it, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'd probably kill that kid.

That sounds good. I'll help, yeah. Oh, my God. Now, my clip number seven, Isabelle's already, like, figuring out, like, well, I'm not going to get in that much trouble. It could be way worse. Yeah, I could have actually killed someone.

Not a school shooting, at least. We'd be in prison for life. Yeah. I don't know what I'm not going to get that much time. I mean, I got a little bit of a few. seconds, yo. Gosh. Oh.

So now they're trying to figure out, like, it wasn't a school shoot. We're not going to do, like, life, right? Probably won't be that bad. Yeah, we're just going to get an afternoon. Yeah, Lowe's just like, I mean, what did I even do? I doubt I'll get any time at all. They are going to be tried as adults, by the way. I want to point out that has been reported.

Great. Yes, which is good. So Woodchipper. This Jimmy slash Isabel fella. I think has a crush on Lois. This guy's up to no good. I think he has a crush on Lois and is very excited about

what's going to happen when they're in jail together by clip number eight. I think it like went off the sleeve a little bit. Uh-huh. And I guess that wasn't allowed. Ooh.

Yeah. It's rescuous. We're going to become one of those lesbian couples left in jail? Yeah. And you could be the bitch. Yeah. Hey.

Hey, this is my bitch. Stay away. Yeah. So I think Isabel just wants to fuck Lois. I think it comes out to. I hope that they go to a dull jail and Isabel tries that shit and someone bashes her fucking head in.

The evil little fucking monster. Yeah, I don't think that they're going to be allowed to have sex in there. I'd be willing to bet. I doubt they'd be cellmates to begin with. Yeah, that's true. But she's having these fantasies like, hey, it's just you and me in the jail. Maybe I can suck in your asshole. I was just like, well, it's probably

not going to happen. Sorry, sorry to be the bear of bad news there, Isabel. Can I get a sniff before we get to the station? So then they start wondering, like, did we do our makeup properly for our mug shots? Are we going to look good by clip number nine? Why is this doing this way today? Well, you try to look good for your mugshot? Oh, shit.

Am I going to get a mug shot? What, we're going to jail? What do you think? Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Dude, I was going to do my makeup this morning for the mug shot, but I couldn't find anything. I'm glad I don't actually look too bad today. I look horrible. It's over.

It's over. You don't need to. Oh, you're the butch. It doesn't matter if you look good. These two are on their way to jail for her attempted murder. Or plotting to murder a kid. And they're just like, oh, my gosh, I actually look really good tonight. She's like, ah, not me.

Later, she goes out to say, like, I asked my mom to do my hair last night, and she wouldn't do my hair. I was hoping my hair would be better. Yeah. Oh, wow. They actually also asked the officer if they would run through McDonald's. They get some happy meals. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really like the toy that they're going to be out right now. Mike, my, um, the big one wants Nuggies. Number 10. is just the actual mug shots. So you can see how these turned out. Yeah, Lois was bragging about how good you. I don't know.

Maybe reality set in at this point by the time they're getting these photos taken. I suppose that's possible. Interesting. So then Isabel starts wondering about like, well, somebody's you have to tell this guy, this Adam Lanza look-like, that he was going to be murdered that day.

How's that going to go down? Oh, my God. Dude, I was thinking, like, well, I had time to think after, you know, just like, I was, like, they're, like, I don't know how they're going to, like, imagine telling you. Yeah, some girl is going to kill you. Like, he's probably going to be, like, he's got to be told. Like, you can't, they can't. Yeah, they're going to, I wrote him a note. And I was like, yeah, I'm not guilty for my actions, but, you know, I was, like, I don't feel guilty for my actions, but I feel guilty on how you were going to feel.

Because honestly, I don't fucking care. Jesus Christ. ghoul. So they're excited. They're like, oh my gosh, this kid's going to fight now. He almost died today. And that's going to be funny. She's like, yeah, I don't care about that.

I bet you this isabel would grow up to strike channels. That's what I was thinking, too. That type of ghoul is what I'm thinking. No Patreon is safe around this ghoul. Or sandwich. Good points. So then they started thinking about like, well, our parents don't know about this yet. I wonder how they're going to react to it.

My mom's going to be yelling at me for the phone. What are you doing? Why are you trying to kill this fucking kid? I think my mom's going to be okay. Yeah. Lowe's she's probably fucking. Like, when they were asking, when they asked me like, do you really want to lie? Would your parents really want you lying for Jamie?

Like, yeah, they would. I was like, yeah. Oh, you have bad parents. Lois's parents sound horrific. She's like, oh, my parents are going to think it's hilarious. I was plotting the murder a kid at school. Lo was in another part of this video. talks about how like, yeah, the last time I was in a squad car,

was like an hour long ride. She's 14 years old. This is their first time being driven in a squad car. This is not good. These are bad things that are happening. Let's get back to Isabel, who is very horny. Okay. Jimmy is horny.

Is the name of the spy? Oh, the fuck, Carl. You're going to bend over and cough for me? Bend over and cough for you. Yeah, that's what, or someone. Is that what they do at a... Yeah, and they look at your asshole and see if anything comes out. Wait, do they do it to you?

I don't know. I haven't got to jail. Oh, jail, too. I thought you meant it at the stalls. So she's just like, you're going to bend over and cop from me? We'll see if it comes out of your asshole. Maybe someone will go into your asshole when you do that. Ugh, it'll be the fattest tongue on earth.

That's coming from fat tongue polino over here. Yikes. Don't care for her. Isabel's so horny. I think this whole thing was set up just so they could go to jail together and she can get laid. Hey, it's a sleepover. Sleepover for the next 17 years. Wee.

It's going to be great. I actually have a quote from Isabel after she got booked. All right. So, hey, you want to hear the cops talking to Isabel? Yes. So, oink, oink, oink. That's so mean. So this

So they're kind of talking through what's going to happen here And Lois is something that I think Bums Isabel out big time, Michael 14 Oh no Well I'm probably not gonna like My involvement's not that long So I'll be out before you I'll probably not even get life to go to your office

I'm gonna, my parents are gonna get me Best noise again Like Yeah Oh. This whole thing is, like, we're gonna fuck, you're gonna bend over,

I'm gonna lick your ass. And Lo's just like, actually, I didn't really do anything. I'll probably be out of there. My parents would come get me. And poor Jimmy here is just like, no.

Oh, fucking no. The look at her face when she starts to realize it. But what about, what about my pussy? Yeah. Who about me?

Nope. What about old Jimmy? The bitch gets another. What about old Jimmy? You won't leave old Jimmy in prison by himself? I think Jimmy slash Isabel here was hoping that people would be like, oh, you obviously are a crazy person talking about having voices in your head. And so this person was not planning on going to jail, 15.

Dude, I thought I was going to get sent to the fucking psych ward. That's why I was so excited about everything. Think I would be so jolly if I was going to jail? Yeah, I was kind of assuming they were wording it like you were going to go to Cycourt. I know. So, Isabel's like, well, I thought they're going to send me to the psych ward, but this is fucking awesome. I'm going to jail instead. This is going to be great.

Imagine having those two options, thinking jail is the better option. There are people who try to prove that they're crazy, so I don't have to go to jail. They're much rather being in a psych ward. This is fucking horrible. Yeah, so anyway, thanks, thanks Christian Blasper. Me, heads up on that. These two are fucking idiots. I can't wait for an attorney to sit down with them, a public defender, whatever the fuck they get.

to be like, what were you guys thinking having this conversation? You're showing zero remorse. You seem like you're happy about it. What the fuck is wrong with you, too? Did she bend over? Did she do that? Hey, they took my chocolate. Can we do anything about them taking my chocolate?

So anyway, they've got to stay in trial, but they will. And that'll be interesting case, see what happens. Carl, you know what time it is? It's time to celebrate SuperCamp Monday. It's sad. It sure is, everybody. We got super tips coming in and we got super chats. Let's start off with our super chats.

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And fucking just had relationships with. It's insane. Yeah, I saw that John was going to go live to do a political show today. Of course, he did the Richard Roper interviewed, talk about the Oscars. He was all right about the Oscars last night. Gives a fuck. I watched five seconds of the Oscars and turned it off.

It was fucking Conan standing next to a guy playing the piano, and it was the most unfuny thing. I watched Rob Reiner tribute that Billy Crystal came out and gave. And then they had like all of these cast members from movies. Like all the Spinal Tap was there and a bunch of people from standby me and a bunch of like Rob Arners movies. You know, it wasn't there? Corey Feldman. Weird.

I know. Why wasn't Corey invited to this thing? Oh, I remember because they got his rider. Green M.U. Fuck this has been. The fuck out of here. No, you're not doing 10 minutes at the Oscars of your story. Stupid songs.

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Yeah. Not Mark 69. Thanks to the two bucks says the kids aren't all right. They are not all right. That is brutal. The name of this episode. F the lemons and bail. This little chunkster raises an important question.

When is the next Weight Watchers? We got to talk to Dick. Yeah. Good call. He wasn't feeling great the last time I talked to him about it. He was dealing with the kidney stone thing. Right. Vinnie, if Skinny Chad turns Carl into a hamburger,

do you have a backup co-host lined up for the live show? Good question, Captain Cheese, do you? Yeah. I figure that if Skinny Chad Zubborn. Umot kills Carl. It will raise some other asshole from the dead and I'll just do a show with them. Ah, yes, that makes sense. Yeah.

I was thinking maybe Alex Jones. I would ask him if he's into it. You can't raise him from the dead yet. However, I would recommend either Suttering John or Opie to be my replacement on this show. You know what? Fuck, I'm getting Ron the waiter. Ron the waiter. Ronnie.

People will miss me. Oh, you know who I hear is doing shows? Who I could probably get VTL. If it's the lawyer to come back. you my call. Sabotize the show. Vinnie and Vince. Sabatize the show.

The Vinny and Vince show. Nobody would like that very much, especially Vinny. How about Vito? Can I get Vito Gizwalde? Maddox, maybe? I don't know. That's all we got right now. That's good idea.

So let's move on and let's hit up some of your voicemails. Supertip.g.g. to participate in the show. Here we go. Creepoff voicemail segment is brought. to buy the city of Syracuse. All our students here in Syracuse did a report on any best picture nominee they wanted. Unfortunately, they all picked F1 because it was the only one they could spell.

See you in Syracuse. I get it. That's fun. Oh, that's a good point. Fucked Lumsabail says if you give VTL, you could add represent podcast hitman to the consequence wheel. There you go. That's pretty good. I don't think he practices in Michigan, but sure.

Okay. Fair enough. Carl, let's head up some voicemails. Oh, podcast product here, by the way. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You guys seen the, uh, am I gay test on Facebook? I like it. And I'm going to tell you, don't bother.

It's 45 minutes of gay porn. And then there's no questions after. I checked twice. Anywhole's, uh, how fucking dare you, Benny? Play some blasphemous false prophets voicemail pretending to be me. First off, it wasn't even a fucking. joke. Secondly, he insulted me. And I, I, I,

the Holy Spirit speaks through me. I mean, you need to do better. I'm sorry, but that was unacceptable. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Is that true? You played a different caller pretending to be the podcast prophet? Not to my knowledge, Carl. Interesting. I would never

do something like that. Interesting. You are, Vinny. It's your, good pal, shit bearded the pirate. And me, trusty parrot, I am a racist. Y'ar, I'm a... I told you not to say that boy. Any hudels. Uh, is it just pickles you don't like? Or is it anything that is in the pickled juice? Like pickled eggs and, you know, pickled okra and that could go down the list there of any but, you know, I'm just curious

if it's the ones that are shaped like penises that kind of fucking bother you. And if so, who hurt you? Yarr. Bye. He loves things shaped like penises. It must be just the pickle juice. Yeah, there's penises and... No, Carl, that's not what it is. I don't like the vinegory smell of it. There's something about that pickle juice smell that stinks.

I get it. I don't like it. It's a very strong flavor. A good buddy of mine also will not eat a pickle, but you guys are crazy. Pills are delicious. I was raped by Frankenstein as a child. You got a creeper port, too, for you. It's the

Neer-do-well Who Decided to put a knife in my belly And the Nurse Who decided that It'd be a good idea To put

Straight potassium chloride Into my IV Not even diluting it I kind of know What a lethal injection feels like now Thank you, funky bye Jesus, that's awful Should we call this guy back

See what the fuck that's about? Was it a male nurse? It must have been. Yeah, not good. That's fucking awful. Someone coming in giving us a suggestion that we could have done better with the biggest creep of Texas. Also, the biggest creep in Texas is governor hot wheels who never misses an opportunity to sell out parts of this state to India and Israel, but at least Jews understand the concept of bathing, even. if they don't do it as office, they should.

Holy shit. I know what happened. Who's curating these? That nurse was Indian. That nurse was like, fuck this guy. Okay. Our buddy Blackbread here. Howdy, guys?

Blackbread here. And it's, I got classic Dick Show style rage for you guys. I went to go take a piss test for a new job. And I guess I'd showed up too late for the first time. and the guy behind the desk scanned the barcode on my email, and then apparently I needed that. He scanned it for an appointment, and now it's the next day,

there's two women at the front desk that are like, oh, that's impossible. We don't even have a scanner. Like, okay, well, look, the gentleman with the septum piercing did, and he scanned it yesterday. Like, oh, and they're treating me like I'm a problem, even though they're the ones that fucking caused my problem. Fuck that shit so hard, man.

Fuck that shit so hard. Those fucking technical miscommunications. Anyway, that's all. Don't come to school tomorrow. That's bullshit. I would be very upset too, especially if I had to pee really hard. You're going to take a piss test and you got to stand there and deal with two women going, we don't even know there's a scanner, there's a this, there's a debt.

What the fuck? I know he's a listener, but it started with I was late to my blah, blah, blah, his appointment. That's on you. Don't be late to your things, all right? What do you, Mersh? Oh, I can't show up in time for the meet and greet. Figure it out.

Be there on time. Don't throw shade of my buddy Mersh. I was here on time today. Holy shit, you know what, everybody? I'm going to vouch for that. He's right. He was early today. He was early today.

All right, last one. I have a consequence idea. The loser has to hand out fortune cookies with dirty fortunes written on them. He gets like a pack of 50 or 100 and has to hand. them out all over Fremont Street. The children. Okay, that's it. Bye. That's dumb.

Agreed. Yeah, let's not do that. All right. That one just came in, so I thought I'd pick a shot. Fair enough. All right, Carl. Dude, I thought I was going to get sent to the fucking psych ward. What just happened?

Okay. Instead of playing a video. Accidentally. All right, man. What do we do now on the show? I think we go on a scum parade. It's parade day, baby. I'm enjoying this one.

I'm hitting it again. A scum parade vile souls. All these creeps. of control watch them throw when babies down the street the chat is here and all the bros so come on Vinnie start the show had the children fat whites and the old it's a scum parade ladies and gentlemen and today I want to start off we're gonna start off a little light but I gotta tell you it's gonna get heavy kids there's a lot of bullshit going on out there.

We're going to meet. This is Episcopal minister. His name is Reverend Aidan E. Smith. Oh, shit. What did he? Oh, my God. I can only imagine what kind of shit he's up to. Fuck.

This man representing the good Lord. Oh, no. These Christians, man, you know, they do not praise what they preach. This is going to be brutal. I can only imagine what this is going to be. He stole more than $1,000. worth of baseball cards from Walmart. What are we talking about?

A priest is fucking shoplifting. That's a scumbag. That's fun. Hold on to say. First off. I mean, there's no money in Christianity these days. I understand he's looking for, you know, a side hustle. But I had no idea that Walmart carried $1,000 with a baseball cards.

Does anyone want to collect baseball cards anymore? Is that a thing? Carl, I actually went to a baseball card shop this past weekend. and I have a story for you. Please. Do you remember I told you I had one for you the beginning of the show? I ended up featuring this weekend. Okay.

For Jeff Die. Oh, right. Yeah, Jeff's a good friend. I've known Jeff for a very long time, and I love the dude. Okay. But he is obsessed. Did you donate to his GoFund me so he could move to Texas? He was fucking around with that.

That was actually a joke is his story. I know, but he raised a lot of money and he was on Joe Rogan. But anyway, God. Okay. So we're hanging out, and he's like, hey, you want to go to the hobby shop with me? He loves baseball cards. He loves baseball. It's like, okay, and he takes me this place called We the Hobby.

And it's like just this crazy shop. And they have like boxes of cards. And they see Jeff dying. They lose their minds like, Jeff, how are you doing, man? And Jeff, they hand him a box of these tops cards, $700 fucking dollars. Did he bought them? They handed it to him. He said, hey, would you, you want to open these and do it here and like put it on your social?

So he does. He starts busting blister packs. And I got myself a couple of cards out of there. I got a Tony Gwen, Fernando Tatis Jr., Padres fan. What year is this? 2025. But there was a Tony Gwynn card, like an insert card. Tony Gwynn hasn't played baseball in...

He's long dead. 32 years. What are we talking about? Oh, it's a complete market. It's a racket, Carl. The whole thing is a racket. This guy pulled these cards. There's like six packs in there, and there's like 10 cards in a pack, and it's $700.

I was in the baseball cards when I was a kid. I used to collect baseball cards. That's when it was, like, popular. Dude, I'm telling you, it is a thing right now. No, it's not. No one even cares about baseball. Is it just for adults? Like, people are age?

All adults. All adults. Because I was a kid, we used to, like, try to get the Don Manning League rookie card. That was exciting for us. I'm not even done. He buys a box of the same ones just because they were so nice it gave them. So then he goes and buys a box and he opens up two of them. Okay.

Maybe he got $75 worth of cards out of this. It's like $1,400. And you got to find someone who actually wants to buy it too. Then on the way out, he looks at me and we're both wrestling fans and he sees that they have WWE cards. And he's like, I'm going to buy a box of these. No, no, no, no. Let's bust them open tonight in the green room.

No, no, no, no. $300 on fucking WWW. Carl. Fuck you. But hold on. It was worth it because here's why. Look what I got. What do you got?

I'm excited. What are you got? You're going to be excited for what these. I got a William Regal autograph card. Sick. Lord William Regal. Excellent. And then Carl, you know who my wrestling female crush was back in the day?

I told you this. Sabel. No. No. It was Lita. Remember? I told you this. I was a big Lita guy.

This is a Lita card with, uh, it's a relic with a piece of her clothing. I'm assuming it's one of her thongs. Jesus Christ. I smelled it. You really can't tell. It's the dumbest thing of her. But I got that right there. That sucks out loud.

I'm going to put it right here on my desk next to my autographed. You stink. Next to my autographed. You stink. Uh, by the way, is it Stacy Keebler? Is that the, woman I'm thinking of. Yeah, she was pretty hot.

She was the hottest girl ever in wrestling. She's up there. Yeah. I don't know. I liked Lita, man. Lita could do a moonsault. You're wrong. Here's another fun card.

This is my Thurmond Thomas Miami Dolphins card. Nice. It's a lot of fun. That was a great year he had on the dolphins. It sure was. So all I'm saying is there's a lot of money in baseball cards. And this fucking guy who's the priest gets caught, walk it out of the store with 27,

packs of baseball cards in his pockets under his clothing and in a cardboard box. As far as what priests get up to, I'm letting this guy go on this one. I'm just like, oh, you just want to steal baseball cards? All right, man. You're fine. I don't know. I say throw the book in him. All right.

Father Tops chrome. The good book? Throw the good book at him, Carl. Here's a fun story. We're going to go over to Switzerland. That used to be a bus. That sure was. There was a gentleman who was in his 60s.

He was a Swiss national. He's been unnamed. He was a very isolated and, quote, psychologically unstable, gentleman, who was riding the bus around 5.45 p.m. on Tuesday and decided to set himself on fire on the bus at 6.25 p.m. So I've seen this before, like, a lot of times, like, to protest things, you set yourself on fire. So, like, he's probably protesting, what, public transportation or something? Maybe the fares are too high? No.

You wanted to bring awareness to this? No. Wasn't even like a protest about the Middle East. No, it wasn't? No. This is a crazy person who decided to visit Greenland and take a whole bunch of people out of bus with them for no reason. Dude, I got to tell you, people are not actually flammable.

I think God did that on purpose. They're like, let's not make people flammable. That'd be bad. Like, that's why your blood isn't made of gasoline. Right, right. It's amazing. Like, it's actually very wet, very watery. So the idea that you set yourself on fire is not easy to begin with.

And plus, I can imagine it sucks. The death toll. stands at six people. Oh boy. Which is fucking wild. Five people were injured, four passengers and rescue workers. Three of them are in serious condition. According to the Swiss public broadcast, one of the injured is being

treated for specialist burns an intensive care unit. They have no known motive for this other than the person was psychologically unstable. Yeah. I would imagine. I could have came up with that one. Jesus. I mean, public transportation, get

a car. Run to buy a car. Right. Right. Now. Burn yourself up in a car, like a fine citizen. Yeah. Well, just be careful. If you know of any reason why this guy did it, please call the Swiss police, the Swiss Guard at the Vatican, I guess. Let's talk about this fucking fantastic guy.

This is Cody Haywood Schaefer, Carl. He is a former Kiss 97.3 radio host and youth advocate, Carl. Okay. He's pleaded guilty to six counts of common assault in Brisbane, Bain, Australia, after submitting a group of teenagers to cruel and unusual punishment between 2021 and 2023. Dude, I thought that the headline for this story was sarcasm. It literally reads, Citizen of the Year Hogtys Gags and Beats Children.

I was like, okay, so they're just like making fun of it. It's like, oh, no, no, no, this guy was actually the Citizen of the Year. Oh, correct. Okay. He would offer to pay these young children. He would isolate them, get them to his house, offer to pay them money. In exchange, he would hog tie them and flog. their teeth with coat or their feet with coat hangers.

He must have done you because he messed up your feet and your teeth. That's true. Sometimes gagging and blindfolding them without prior consent, all the victims did agree initially. However, some victims had duct tape placed over their eyes and mouth, which was not consented to. In this article... His victims were 14 to 17 years old. Yeah, in this article it says, you know, he had access to vulnerable children. Who else do we know?

Who makes it a point to have access to vulnerable children? That word that he uses himself. Sometimes vulnerable children need to have their feet whacked with coat hangers. Yeah, who else do we know about that? Sit in a little coffee shop. Maybe my transvest are children for TikTok. Anyway, yes, woke dad would be the other person who seems to love to have vulnerable children around. At the time of the offending, Schaefer was between,

27 and 30 years old. The kids were between 14 and 17, like I said. And the court also made it a point to say that Schaefer had known some of these victims since he was a teenager, which would make them children, little tiny children. And he saw himself as their big brother. He was in a position of trust and power over them, and he used his position to prey on them, according to the courts. None of the victims were left physically injured. However, they didn't enjoy it. So he was a radio host. Tell me he has a podcast. Tell me we can find him. in this guy's podcast. I want to listen to be a child advocate.

It's a lot like piss pot, except it's just the sounds of the wire hangers slapping feet. Oh, that's fun. Not really. The problem with doing this to teenagers, Vinny,

are fucking tattletails. You know what I mean? Like, it's one thing if you want to do some kinky stuff with your lady friend and do some wild stuff and they're kind of like, I'll get this on the DL,

which is nice of them. Teenagers, they can't wait to be like, yeah, then he hog tied me, put duct tape around my face. Yeah, and there's a couple bucks

it for me too. They'll definitely squeal then. Once the parents sees them rocking their new skateboard. Yeah, exactly. What do you have been up to there, Charlie? Well, you know, the radio guy. He has some nice kicks. Where do those come from? I'm protecting my feet from that weird out with the coat hanger. I earned these. I need the cushion. Right. Oh, boy. All right. My last creep for this week's scum parade.

I kind of want to try to fix her, but not. Yeah, I think I would do her. Hannah Galveston. Yeah, she's pretty good. Chanel Jasmine Yonko is her name. She's 31, and she had a daughter named Hannah, who was 17 months old in 2024. Now, there was some issues going on back on October 23, 2024. They found the toddler abandoned on the street outside the beachfront Palm's Hotel.

Oh, just abandoned? Well, clinging to life, actually, Carl. Severe head injuries with multiple stab wounds. Dude, the fact that this 17-month-old was still alive, this kid would have gone on to fight in the UFC. It's unbelievable that this toddler was somehow not dead yet. Well, about 24 hours before her death, evidence showed that Yonko stabbed her daughter three times in the back

will stay in a nearby condo. That attack was severe enough to fracture one of the girl's ribs. The following morning, surveillance footage captured Yonko, Hannah in a stroll through the hallways of the beachfront palms. Footage from multiple angles then showed Yonko taking the child to the third floor balcony and heaving her over the railing to the pavement. Kick the baby. Oh, kick the baby.

She's not even staying at the fucking hotel. How do you get to the third floor without it? I mean, what the fuck? The shitty motel. I mean, whatever. Is that security or anything around? She went to the hotel. She's like, oh, I need to get up higher.

When we were at the Borgata, you couldn't go up the elevators unless you punched in the exact floor that you. your key gave you access to. Sure. Because they don't want this kind of shit going down in Atlantic City. It's a classy place. Her defense team argues that she's suffering from severe mental illness and was unable to distinguish right from wrong at the time of the murder.

And she also claims that she believed the child was possessed by demons and felt that she was freeing the child from torment by throwing her three stories to the ground. This chick was fucking great and bad, I bet. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. She's wild. But she's just got to learn to swallow. You're going to be sore for a while after you're done with her.

Because she stabbed you. So then after she chucks the baby off the roof, she gets an Uber to try to get out of there. You know how stressful that is when you're waiting for the Uber? You're just sitting there going, dropping someone else off first. What the fuck? They're going to the wrong direction. Not to mention the fact that traffic is all fucking backed up because there's a baby in the street. Right.

You ever look at your like Uber app? You're waiting for the person to pick you up and you're like to stop somewhere. Like, no, what are you doing? We're just stopped. I can see her being very stressed out about this. Either way, she's been found guilty, and she's going to spend the rest of her life in prison. It's a good thing the police chief weighed in.

He said that this was horrible. Wasn't sure about that. Thanks, Chief. Brave. Why don't you take a break? Very brave, Chief. Take a day off. Thank you for that.

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