The Creep Off - Episode 307: Two Birds, One Exhaust Pipe...

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie head into unfamiliar territory… the dentist’s office. Plus, we welcome Dr. Steve, who announces he’ll be serving as special guest referee for our competition at Hackamania.We’ve also got a fresh batch of degeneracy in the Scum Parade, and another installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, where cops discover a woman with a fresh haircut chained up in a bedroom.And finally, Vinnie spins the Wheel of Consequences. Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: More Songs About Buildings And Fire? | The Smoking GunMilton woman arrested for child porn, dog sex in Santa Rosa County'I have something to confess': Man strangled estranged wife to death using vacuum cleaner cord then texted about it, authorities say | Law & Crime‘Serial rapist’: Ex-Detroit police sergeant accused of sexually assaulting multiple girls, womenThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Next week, bro, 10 days. Yada, yada, yada. Hacomania.com. Get your stream. Get it so you can watch all of the shows, including the creepoff live on Saturday. I don't feel there was a lot of passion in that read. Listen, we've been telling these people for months now.

Get your Hacomania streaming package. What are you waiting for? Don't disappoint us. Don't. They'll be very disappointed if you disappoint me. That's how disappointment works. Sure does. Carl, time for the creep off.

Let's go. You're listening to the Carl. Network Attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids Shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things If you're a kid don't get on here okay See that's how you do a disclaimer oh you tell the kids to get out the fuck off the damn page

I'm going to give the people what they want Sensation horror shock I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast. The show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny and joining me in studio as always. He's a blight on society, a locust even. It's hot cucka carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. Good to see you, my friend. And we are playing with Game Point. I'm up four to three in the competition right now.

Okay, okay, relax. You just noticed that? Oh, I've known about it all week, my friend. All week. Oh, I bet you have. I bet you have. But you know, Carl, before we get into business today, there's a show happening next week that we need to talk about.

Last week we tease this. We have a special guest in the waiting room right now. Really? Yes, how special are we talking? Is special? Bob special or? Along those lines. Okay.

There's probably drugs involved somewhere, or at least he could get us some. This guy, ladies and gentlemen, will be serving as the special guest referee of the creep off coming up at Hackamania next week. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dr. Steve. Welcome, Doctor. Hello, boys. Good to see you, my friend. So happy to be on the Carl Network. Did I record that?

Yeah, you did. It wasn't AI. That was you. That's funny. I don't remember that. Anyway, yeah, I'm very excited. I, some of my most fun times have been on the creep-off. I love this show.

So this is right. Thank you for asking me. I wonder if there's ever been a time when Steve didn't kiss the ass of the hosts of the show that he's on. I mean, I would think the Tuky Soup's his favorite show. I have what lives his favorite show. No, I love, you know I love this show. This, you guys ask, it doesn't matter. The history's there.

This was the first time I ever did comedy in front of a, an actual audience was the creep off roast. And it was one of the most fun things I ever did. And that was such a great show, even though it was a thousand degrees in there. You know what I love about us? I have great memories. You know my favorite part about this interaction is everybody watching at home

is we just announced the special guest referee and Carl immediately starts to antagonize it. I know, it's a smart move on my part. This is perfect. This is the dynamic I need going into this show. is yeah tell Steve more about how bad am I'm going to be a referee oh yes I'm supposed to be unbiased so what were you saying Carl uh Steve I've never won one of these live shows before help me out man feel so take some pity on me I'm going to get you a referee shirt and everything

okay I'm excited yes sir I get my my my Michael not Bruce buffer but Michael buffer uh voice ready too so okay well season to says yeah we don't get a I don't know how Bruce Blupper got that job. He's the worst. But anyway, I think it's the last name. I think it's something to do with that. John Zerbite says, this new results girl isn't doing it for me. Show your tits, Steve.

Yeah, I was, okay. That was my joke. So Steve, Hacomania is going to be fantastic. You're participating. Obviously, in the creep off. You'll be on stage with us. Are you participating in any other shows that weekend? Yeah, I'm writing pictures of stool for Patrick Melton.

That's right. People are sending in their shit and he's going to be showing that. That's his, uh, his contact. Yes, he's trying to be able to be comparing them to the Bristol tool scale. I'm sure it will be very compelling. People are, you know, people are saying they're going to snipe the stream and stuff. And so Patrick's response is, I'll just show shit. All right.

Who wants to snipe that? Good luck with that. Yeah. And I, I'm doing something with Tuki, too, at the end. I think I'm. holding up a puppet or something. Great. It's going to be a fun weekend.

I can't wait. Well, Steve, that's going to be fun. We're so excited to have you join us. Thank you for always being such a good supporter of the creep off. And thank you for being a part of Hackermania. We'll see you there, sir. Yeah,

can't wait. He's been free dabble dyes for all the VIP members. So I'm sure they're very excited about that. I love that game. I played a lot. Dabled dice is fun. That's my favorite of the games. It's a fun party game.

All right. That's all it is. All right. Well, Dr. Steve, we'll see you soon. Be good. He's standing on a patient's oxygen cord right now, Carl, through that whole thing.

He was spinning around in the room. They don't need oxygen. It's fine. I have a feeling Dr. Steve lives a life that feels very similar to a naked gun movie where he just is like kind of a Mr. Magoo going through the hospital. Yeah. Every patient is like OJ. Kind of sort of.

You know, the other people there describe him not so comically. They just call him the angel of death. What is he running in the back there? Fuck off, Carl. All right, well, let's get down to business, shall we, Carl. You brought it up. The score is four and at three. Yes.

Okay. So we got to find out who won last week. Of course, this is a competition. Yes. Each week, Vinny and I bring in who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category. We present to you the fine audience who we think is the biggest creep, the new vote after listening to our arguments at patreon. At patreon.com slash the creep off. And then we tally those votes up throughout the week.

And then on Monday, we bring our results. old Skirald Danyan to let us know who won. Whoever won gets a point. Once one gets to five points, we win the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. The current score is Carl 4, Vinnie 3. Yeah, last week we went to Pakistan and tried to bring the biggest creeps. And it was an interesting matchup because we had corpse fuckers versus corpse cannibals.

Right. Are you fucking it or are you eating it? That's what we wanted to find out in here to let us know. Oh, my gosh. So, my God, I missed you guys. Missed you too, Danny. Wow. Welcome back.

Welcome back. Thank you. It's been so long. Sorry about that. Everything's working right now. Did you get your hair died recently? I did. Yeah.

Everything's, you picked out a perfect elephant for us today. I'm impressed. Oh, good. You look great. Thank you. You look great. Now, could you give me some good news? Can you tell me I score that this, that I scored a point.

This game is now tied four to four. Can you tell me that, Danny? I can tell you, I can tell you the results for sure. Let's, let's get on with it. Let's go. Okay. So, biggest creep in Pakistan, 66% of the vote. Yeah?

Went to Mr. Carl Hambry. Yes. This is very exciting. I want to thank all of the... Cuzz. Cuzzaroo. All the Cuzzaroo. All the Cuzzoroo's out there for voting.

We got another W. And Vinny still has a consequence of a... Phil, this is great. Things are going really a while at the show right now. I'm liking it. Well, since I have to spin the fucking wheel now,

let's take a look at what we have on the consequence board currently, Carl, shall we? Yes. All right. Well, number one is always is winner's choice. Currently, there is nothing in spot number two.

Number three, we have the totally rosy watch-along podcast, which I would rather gargle glass. Number two, gargle glass. Number three, spending afternoon at a protest. Oh, can we even do that now? I feel like the protesting has died down. Really? They didn't just have a massive one this past weekend.

No, I missed it. They didn't have the No Kings monthly fucking bullshit. Those fucking people get up on that stupid bridge. Once again, I'd rather gargle glass. Date with a doll, going out with a doll on a date. A blow-up doll, a sex doll. To a nice dinner. To a nice restaurant. Not McDonald's or something like that. A place where you get seated and there's a couple courses. Applebee's. Applebee's. Exactly.

Oh, they got the two for 20 deal there. I will take my dog. Wait, can you get the two for 20 deal with the blowup doll? Well, I have to find out. I don't think they'll let me in with a blowup doll in any restaurant. I think if you walk in with a blowup doll, I don't think they're going to be like, how many, sir? Applebee's is pretty desperate, many. All right.

Okay. Little stinker on Fremont Street, which means silly little sailor outfit with the big lollipop taking pictures on Fremont Street with people. I love that one. Okay. Dinner with the listener at Hackamania and Pass the Spin. So there's room for one more on there, folks. Feel free to start making your suggestions. And might I recommend you do that with superchats and super tips? The place to go to be a part of the show is supertip.g.g.

slash creep. Let us know what you think needs to go into number two. I should remind people, today is a very special holiday here on the creepoff. It is Super Chat Monday. And so we do appreciate you guys supporting the show with super chats and super tips, as many pointed out. All right. Danny, where can everybody find you?

On Instagram. At Danny Desolation. Come see me and say hi. You know where else you could find her on Patreon. You might want to go find that on Patreon. if you haven't seen anything. Danny, you have your DMs open on Instagram?

I do. You ever got any creeps reaching out to you and asking inappropriate questions? Yeah, probably a couple. I just want to make sure you got my note. Okay. Great. All right.

Well, don't ghost him next time. We'll see you soon, Danny. Be good. I thought she was ignoring me. Well, I mean, she thought it was a penis pick, but it turned out it was just your big toe. Yeah.

Some girls are really, to that. Oh, they're not. Oh. Well, Carl, where to start today? Why don't we hit the Super Chats real quick? Let's get caught up. People are celebrating, and I appreciate that.

Well, today's category, by the way, we should say, is creepy as dentist and Hellraiser 69 is starting off the festivities with. I vote for Carl's dentist. I should have brought that. That's actually a funny idea. I saw Hellraiser this past weekend. He was at the Ice Stub show. What a great guy.

I didn't get out of that show until way late. I didn't get a chance to make it out. I was planning on stopping in. No worries. Joseph Collins, 68. Thanks for the 499. get going. Vinnie and Carl, Danny, Danny, Danny, you're the queen. Get out of here. Chris Primer, thanks for the five creepoff channel memberships.

That is awesome. Thank you, sir. Joseph Collins, 628 says yes, Dr. Steve, fuck yeah. Dr. Steve Rocks, Lady K Bean Jelly. That was from Rocco, O, or B. Yeah, I was giving him some guff. And the real Anthony Coomia coming in with two bucks. Just checking in. You take a nap as per request, Carl? Not today. Two, wear all Bill's gear for... Oh, fuck, no.

Oh, that's a good one. That's a real good one, Michael P. I got tons of Bill's gear for you, buddy. I won't even put on a Bill's hat. I got tons of gear for you. No. No problem at all. Fuck no.

Fuck no. I plan on putting it on a lot of weight this year, so I might go buy new Bill's stuff that I'll eventually fit into and give it to you. Well, you're well on your way, buddy. Thanks, man. Nan Cram, thanks for the 1399. Suggestion eat only pickles during

hackamamia. Oh, that's a good one, too. Oh, God. What am I a stunt boy? I'm going to eat a pickle and throw up all over the place. Is that what you people want? Yeah, now that's you bring it up. That sounds amazing. Let's do that. No fucking thank you. All right. Thank you guys for to support the show. Do we have anything on super tip? I'm a checking right now. I can't see super tip. I don't know what's going on. I got a super tip for you. We sure do. All right. Oh, no. Consequence suggestion. Fart and hogs and heifers. That's going to happen either way. Yeah, I was planning on crop dust in that place all weekend. We're all farting at hogs and hoppers. Oh, my God.

We're all going to hold hands and do it, a big circle. I might let one sneak out. I don't know. One might get past the goalie for me. Oh, boy. I'm not sure. Oh, boy. Well, Carl, I guess it's time to start a new round.

Wow, you're right. We are starting a new round as I am the big winner of this round. Oh, man. Three in a fucking row, you guys, really? By the way, Ellis keeps track of all of the past rounds and who won. We should give an update because we've been doing the show a long time. Yeah. And we should give an update on what the overall score is.

Oh, I'm still the creep off king. Oh, you are. You are, but I don't like the way you're on this windstreet. I'm not a friend of this shit. I like it. We're going to see, keep sending your suggestions throughout the show, but let's start the competition now. What do you say? You won.

You get to go first. Who is your creepiest dentist, Carl? Colin Howell is from Northern Ireland and not just a dentist, but a world-renowned dentist. Clip number one, you hear a little bit about him. Howell was a cosmetic dentist of world-renowned, Jordanian. Royals were among his patients. His fall from grace has gripped Northern Ireland. This guy's got royals coming to him.

He's such a great dentist. Oh, good. I'm sure the British royal family's teeth look fantastic. They didn't say the British ones. That's a good point. World renown. He's probably like World Renaud. He's like, he did the queen's teeth. Stay the fuck away from that guy. Yeah, it's not always good to be known. Yeah, this is the guy who did Charles. Okay, no thanks.

Good point. Let's find out what he did in my clip number two. A dentist has been sentenced to a minimum of 21 years in jail for murdering his wife and his ex-lover's husband. In 1991, Colin Howell poisoned the pair, with car exhaust fumes. And then he staged an elaborate plot to make it look like they'd killed themselves in a suicide pact. How do you do that?

Dude, this is awesome. This guy got away with it. For 19 years, he hid this crime. He murdered his wife and his girlfriend's husband, all right? Which is a great way to get rid of those problems. That's two birds. Exactly. Get those two problems out of the way.

Let's move out here. Okay. And so the way he pulled off this perfect crime, It's described in my clip number three. Okay, the perfect crime. Yeah, okay. It was 1991 when the bodies of Leslie Howell and Trevor Buchanan were found close to cottages in Castle Rock. Neighbors believed they had taken their own lives because their partners had been having an affair.

A car was found in the garage, the engine running. A lady in the back seat. Apparently clutching photographs of her children. and a gentleman in the front. Howell drove to the cottages with his victim's bodies in the boot of the car. He'd poisoned them with car fumes, pumped into each of their homes through a hosepipe. Okay. Both were found inside the car.

Leslie Howell had a walkman on, playing gospel music. Her husband had staged the double suicide before escaping along this path to the beach. So how amazing is it? that the guy murders each of them in their houses, pulls the bodies out, puts him in the trunk of his car. He runs a hose with the exhaust fumes from the garage into the house. That's fucking smart. It's brilliant because obviously, you know, they're going to say, what was the cause of death? Well, you know, it's from the exhaust fumes. So there's really no reason to look into it. These two were upset that they're significant others were having an affair. And so they decided like, let's just end it all. So he gets away with it. And for 19 years, everyone just assumes that it was a,

suit double suicide right and then this fucking idiot this is why he's my creep this fucking guy loves jesus oh what would jesus do oh god jesus would bring him back clip number four this is why he is serving 21 years few people questioned the suicide verdict until colin howells conscience got the better of him firstly his son died in tragic circumstances then he lost a fortune in a financial scam and finally His second wife, an American, moved out. He felt he'd nothing left to lose, contacted a Christian friend, and confessed to double murder. So he just decided to reach out to someone, just be like, by the way, that couple I murdered them back in 1991.

This is in 2010, he decides to confess to this. Now, the crazy part, and the other reason why he's a fucking creep, is because his girlfriend at the time, you know, the husband that they took out, that's Hazel Stewart. she was also found guilty of being an accomplice to murdering these two. She got away with it as well. Right. And then this fucking ass has to go confess. She's like, oh, what the fuck? Why are you doing that, man?

We were good. That's insanity that you would confess to this that far after. Because of religion? Well, it gets crazier than that. Oh, God, okay. So then he's, you know, he's in the prison, and he's starting to feel guilty about some other shit that he did. And so he confesses.

to police while he's in prison that, yeah, you know, actually I was putting patients under and then sexually assaulting them. There are these five women specifically that I did that too multiple times over a four-year span. And so he got brought up on 12 additional charges for indecent sexual assault and was found guilty on all of those charges, adding five and a half years to his sentence. It pays to be a pervert in Ireland, folks. That's what I learned from my pal, Hughes. and Carl's presentation today.

So he's got these women in the courtroom. They didn't even know this happened to them. They're like bawling their eyes out as he's explaining what he did to them and shit. So, uh, because he kept going back to him. They didn't know. You know, dentists are uncomfortable. You know, you just assume like, yeah, I'm a little sore after the dentist. I don't know why my pussy hurts, but whatever.

Have you ever been completely knocked out at the dentist to the point where you don't know what the fuck they're doing to you? Does it look like I've got that kind of work done? No. It looks like you need that kind of work done. Yes. They better knock me out when they fix this shit. It's a tall order. All right.

So he has been placed on the sex offenders registry for the rest of his life. That's my creep. Colin Howell, the man with the perfect crime who decided to confess 20 years later. What a dummy. Okay. I'm with you on anybody who confesses is probably pretty stupid. Especially if it's Jesus is the reason. Again, this is the creep off.

So definitely creepy behavior. But hold my beer, Carl. All right. I would like to introduce you to good old Dr. Bert Frank. Franklin DDS. He looks like the last guy you'd expect to end up here. This is him and his family.

He has four children altogether. That's his wife. He's a deacon at his church. He's the kind of professional in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that people like. You know what I mean? A family man. Is it being a dentist? It doesn't have a high suicide rate?

Like, it's a very depressing job. Isn't that true? I would imagine. You know a dentist or two. you probably have heard about this. I don't know, but what are these days he might off himself? That's what I'm talking about. I mean, these people are having some hard times in their personal lives a lot.

Well, here's the thing. This guy, he needed some break from the monotony. You know, he's married, four kids at home, his own dental practice. And one day, a young 20-something girl named Roxanne comes into his life. This is Roxanne. She's a patient, Carl. Yeah. And they kind of hit it off.

Nice. I can see that. And as you can see, they went out to a nice little dinner together. They started going to more dinners together. And then he was having a full-fledged affair with his patient on his wife. Just, you know, I'm just telling you from experience. You don't, like, pose with your mistress at the restaurant. Nope.

That's not the photo op time. Nope, not at all. So he's with this woman for a couple of months. And by the way, things are going to shit at his practice. We'll get to that. a little bit later during this time. But he's hanging out with this girl. And he falls head over heels in love with her, which is the mistake here.

Sure. He's getting strange, so now he's in love. Yeah, yeah. Don't fall in love with the sidepiece. And there's one other little problem. There's one other little variable in this scenario. This is her 19-month-old son Lincoln. It's a slow one, isn't it?

That one looks like a slow. Why? Because it's a bow tie? Is that a bow tie? Yeah, a little baby bow tie, I think. I don't know. That's a weird outfit, if that's a bow tie. For Halloween he was a Chippendales dancer

Nice That's cute Yeah So he wants to marry her But she goes listen man You have a family We're having fun I already got my

I got my kid I gotta take care of Can we just like keep things casual And kind of fucking whatever She's the voice of reason? Yeah Carl She was the voice of reason And he said I understand

But can I still hit that shit sometimes You know Like I really want to Still have like a relationship with you And she's like Sure sure come on over hang out, whatever, and he would start like staying over there. Oh.

For like, for like, a couple nights a week or something. He would just show up and like kind of hang out. Why are you still here? My alarm clock's going off and you're still here? So there's so many levels of creepiness and neediness here that I don't like. And Bert here, things seem to be kind of going all right. And one night in May of 2016, he's there and she's cleaning up the house. And she's like, listen, I got all this shit up in the attic.

I got to sort through. do you mind just watching him so I could have a couple hours to get through all this? And he goes, sure, I'm just going to order a pizza and watch baseball. What a sim. So she goes upstairs and she's up in the attic, working, cleaning. A few hours later, she comes downstairs from cleaning and finds him sleeping on the couch with a plate of half-eaten pizza and the baseball game on. But she finds her baby wrapped up in some blankets on the couch.

But when she goes to unwrap him, instead of seeing her cute little baby's face, she found a bloody swollen mess. My diagnosis? Bad babysitting. Quite possibly the worst. The child was unresponsive, rushed to the hospital and pronounced dead. Medical staff quickly realized this was an homicide investigation. There was nothing accidental about what happened to this kid.

Lincoln suffered catastrophic head injuries. The doctor said were consistent with severe intentional force. Kick the baby. Oh, kick the baby. Kick the baby. Could you just save that one for a minute? Sorry. Little premature.

Just like... They call me premature Carl's. My bad. I know. You're living up to the hype. So, Franklin's the only one who was present with the kid. Well, this is all going down. And he's coming out from his pizza coma.

Like, oh, what's happened? I don't know. What's the fuck happened? I'm a dentist. By the way, pizza comb is going to be the name of your autobiography. Pizza cove is going to be the cause of death on my fucking certificate. So he's just saying, I don't know what happened to the kid. I don't know.

I don't know. Turns out, Carl. Wait, wasn't he bludged when I got here? He wasn't? Oh, okay, my bad. I could have sworn. Pretty much what he's going with. He's going with complete ignorance.

Yeah. Turns out Nanny cam. Nanny cam. Nanny cam. Given to her by her mother. Nanny cam's a tattle tail, man. Watch out for that shit. Yep, yeah, yeah.

So, uh, let me tell you what happened, Carl. All right. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, here's your warning now. Um, he picked up the baby and slammed him head first onto the hardwood floor. Okay. Then apparently the pizza got delivered. He leaves the baby on the floor after he smashed it.

He goes, answers the door, puts the deep dish pizza he ordered in the kitchen, goes back to the baby and starts stomping and kicking it. Wait, hold on. Chicago style? Probably. Stompst the baby a couple times, picks up the limp lifeless child by the back of the neck, walks into the kitchen, still holding the kid in one hand, like you're carrying a cat. Sure.

Comes back. The child's not moving in any of this. The kid's like, and sits down with a plate of pizza on the couch, wraps the kid in a blanket, and sits there and watches baseball like nothing fucking happened. Who's his team? Who's he watching? I don't know. This happened in Oklahoma.

So who the fuck do they watch in Oklahoma? Texas Rangers maybe? Probably. Yeah, fuck this guy, though. So he was arrested in charge with first-degree murder. And during this time, Carl, I need to read you this article. This article really made me laugh. We're talking creepy denis here.

None of this happened inside of his office. But let me tell you what was going on in his office. So, Troy Smith, what's worse? Detroit-style pizza or smashed baby? Smashed baby. A great question, Troy. On Friday, this is the story from August 19th, just a couple months after this happened. On Friday morning, the Oklahoma Board of Dentistry voted unanimously for an emergency temporary suspension to be placed on Dr. Bert Franklin's dental license.

He was served the papers at the county jail, and the reasons why he lost his license had nothing to do with curb stomping a baby. Good, because it shouldn't. He's still probably a great dentist. No, he was never a great dentist. They listened to claim after claim of how Franklin performed faulty dental work, allowed his unlicensed dental assistant. to do unsupervised procedures because he was busy fucking that mom. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, you go take care of it.

So he's just like, yes, sir. And they said it in like the teenager in there to fucking do shit. The documents also alleged that there was a patient who was supposed to be under nitrous oxide during a procedure but was still awake and heard Franklin, his assistant making fun of him. That's hilarious. He's also accused of asking one of his patients if he could borrow $15,000. Okay.

And then charged a total of $80,000 to her credit card. Nice. That's how you do it right there. Hey, Chad, you listen to buddy? That's how you make some money with credit card fraud. The dental assistant was also charged with impersonating a dentist. Okay. So there was more charges than that that they were investigating at the time.

Are you the dentist? Yeah. Is that what that one is? The real dentist is babysitting, man. Yeah. So, I just hear a ding. Does someone just go off? I don't know.

Okay. It might be the front door. Somebody might be coming in. Oh, okay. So that's not all, Carl. He's in jail. And let me tell you something. He's mad.

Oh, it's your iPad next to me. Oh, is it? I'm sorry. No, it's okay. While he's sitting in jail, he's pissed off. Because he's like, this bitch had a nanny cam. She didn't trust me? Right?

She's very upset. So he starts talking to some other inmates while he's in there. And he's like, you know, I'd really like to fucking fix her wagon. Now, by the way, this is how his wife found out he was having the affair because he was arrested for, you know, murdering a baby. Yeah, I mean, that's one of the things you don't want to do, like posing for a picture at the restaurant and then murdering your mistress's son. Right. Those two things will definitely get you caught. Yeah.

So, you know, now he's mad. His family's gone. It's all her fault. Yeah. And he starts asking her up. if maybe somebody in the prison could help take care of that mother for him. Right. And turns out you shouldn't do that in prison because the inmates will gladly listen

and then turn you in for leniency. Oh, some snitches in there. So not only did one of these guys, I'm going to come and grab that in a second. One of these inmates not only rats him out, the cops are now like, oh, great, we get to have fun. Who wants to pretend to be the hitman? Yeah. So they start doing the fake phone calls to him as the hitman.

That's fun. And get this guy to fucking basically put up. Cash to have the mother of the child that he murdered murdered as well. What a piece of shit, Carl. And Dr. Bert Franklin here was sentenced to two life sentences. So the cop didn't kill the woman? No. They didn't get in too deep and forget what they were doing.

They lost themselves in the task. Like, oh, shit, I went through with that. Fuck. Okay. Yeah. So that is my creep. Dr. Bert Franklin, not only is he a terrible dentist. He's a terrible babysitter and a really bad.

boyfriend and husband. Okay. Very good. And those things matter. Go vote at patreon.com slash the creepoff for who you thought brought the bigger dentist creep.

And by the way, the answer is Carl. And Colin Howell. If you want to cheat off someone's paper, give you the answer right now. The answer is Carl's creep. The poll is up now, so feel free to vote, kids. Carl. What time is it now?

Well, probably time for a cop cam I can't wait to see cause cop cam Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause cop cam Lose all your rights Ruined your life Cop Cam today comes in from Boner Guy 69 Thank you Bonar Guy

He's quite a prolific When he says me Copcans He says it's a bunch at a time and he gives long explanations on why they're interesting. He does a very good job. So I'm always intrigued by what he tells me. Now, just from the name of this first clip today, I have been excited since I saw the files to find out what we're getting into

because this looks like a real problem today. This one's a doozy. I mean, you remember the story behind this, right? Hey, everyone. My name with my name with a fake testicles because we've seen this dude every day. We eat real. So, yeah, that was in Cleveland. This takes place in a different area.

Also a pretty shitty neighborhood. And I'll let you pick up on clip number one here. All right. Yes, there actually is a woman chained up in a house. Officers from the Louisville Metro Police Department in Kentucky are dispatched to a neighborhood after a 911 caller reports a woman chained at the neck yelling for help from a broken window of a house. As officers arrive at the location, they have no idea how fateful their actions would soon be

as the full story plays out on their body cams. Put it down? Yeah. I got a bunch of him. Yeah. Um, that's all back. That cop thought he was just going to kick down the door.

It's like, I got this guys. Hold on. Get out of my way. I got it. Oh, fuck. That didn't work. And this woman's hanging halfway out the window,

yelling for help. Yes. And she's watching these fucking clowns down there. He thought he was going to be. He thought he was going to be Hulk Hogan on 9-11. Yeah. Just kicking those. Twin Towers down, but no.

Didn't work. Turns out, like, this guy who's got this woman chained up upstairs, he's got the entire house boarded up so you can knock it in. Clip number two. That makes sense. This board is there, too. He's boarded up everything. Everything's boarded up. Hold it up all right?

Hold the back and I, oh, you want to hold the back of the front. I'll hold the back. Yeah, fire's underway. There should be a ladder on the side. There it goes. You want to get up there? We'll climb through the window. There you go, guys.

Good thinking. There's an open window where that woman is chained up. Probably going that way, right? I mean, they found a ladder. Pretty smart, guys. You can stop asking her to throw down her hair now. Shitheads. It's funny you say that because we're going to find out why she has short hair in a little while.

But first, they get up in the window to help this nice lady out. He did what? Is he his spanish? Hey, there's a hismatic male down the street with his friend. That might be who it is. He's got a whole hair. Longer on the top on the size. He's got a whole thing off.

I'm sorry. I know he's got it on this key. So this is pretty fucking horrific. Holy shit. Are we talking about her or the situation? Yep. The answer is yes. Whoa.

Yeah, we're going to get a better look at her later on. That's a little tease for. you. She seems upset. Well, yeah. I also feel bad for her immediately because she's like, I'm sorry. I don't have the key officer. I know.

Seems like she's been battered a bit. This doesn't seem like it's a kink gone wrong, you know? Doesn't seem like she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, chain me up. That sounds hot. And then a little while I'm just like, oh, wait, this sucks, actually. I don't think that's what's going on here at all. And so I don't think of going to go through the house and see if there's other people chained up or what's going on and they start exploring.

All right. So is he a clean cut Hispanic male? He's down the street. He's got loaded hair. He's kind of big. He's right. Huh? Yeah, that's clear real quick.

Make sure. All he got his kittens down there. We got a plastic and she'll watch him. Yeah. Oh, a hatchet. Cool. Hey, how we doing this? He's a little bit more.

So the guy finds a hatchet. Kittens, I mean, there's five kittens in that house. That house. It looks like a disaster. Oh, I bet it smells even better. I'm sure it's wonderful. I know her face was blurred, but Josh from Jersey has a valid question. Is that Scarlett Hampton?

It's not Scarlet Hampton. Okay. But good question, though. I'm sure Scarlet Hampton's had this happen to her before. Okay. So this guy grabs the hatchet, and he's just like, oh, yeah, no problem. break this chain and free this woman. It's on there.

Good. He's got this thing bolted to the floor, and he has a real hard time getting her out of that. We find out what this guy's doing with this woman in my next clip. Okay. She dances naked for him. He's fucking job of the hutting this? Yeah.

Well, she's all chained up by the neck. She's dancing naked for him. That's fun. Huh. Glad to see they're still having fun. Yeah. I proposed this one, so my wife was not into it. No?

Yeah. You got to try. You tell her, like, I know it sounds weird, but you got to try it. And then we'll find out afterwards what you think about it. Yeah. I say the same thing about anal, you know? You're like, ah, I know you don't want it. But just try it.

And what's cool is once you, after you're done, you know, you don't have to have that conversation anymore. No, they know to assume the position next time you get out the chains. Jesus Christ, Carl. All right, so fire arrives to break down the door and get everybody into the house. Hopefully fire arrives and burns the place to the ground. That's fire. They're forcing the door open for us.

He called me on the phone. He's like, I can see this lady. She's chained up. I was like, I'll be right there. Watch that, man. Okay. Come on out. Did you all clear the house?

Yeah, we cleared it. The only thing locked still is the basement door right here. She said nobody else is in here. And the last door right there. He keeps lost. Yeah. Who did this? Are you hurt? You need EMS or anything?

Oh, I just went out of here. Okay. So, Vinnie, I brought up the famous incident in Cleveland where the woman was able to escape and run into the arms of a black man. Right. Which was a dead giveaway. Yep. That woman was kidnapped.

The plot thickens. This was her boyfriend that did the store. The plot thickens of my clip number six. How long how long you had that around your neck? Four hours, maybe five. We have a one year's daughter together. Where's she is? My aunt has custody of her.

Okay. And that's why he's always fighting with me because they were better going off in his house. He said you're not doing nowhere in the town. He said you're going to do it nicely or we're going to do it a hard way. When he left, I tried getting it off the floor. I got closed it up to the window. I broke the window and yelled at the neighbor. Holy shit, they have a daughter together who's one years old.

And this guy's like, you're going to go want to hang out with your daughter, aren't you? Nut, nah, I got to run some tasks. We're going to chain you up. She don't go anywhere. She's out back on one of those dog leads. The daughter. She's got a lot of room to explore. It's fun.

Yeah. That's good. She's on one of those runs. So you asked about Rapunzel earlier. Yeah. Let's find out why she wasn't able to do that by clip number eight. Do you have a gun or anything? Any kind of weapons?

A knife. He always has either an ass or a machete. He cut my hair with the machete. When do you do that? Three nights ago, that's why I left him in the first place. It was all the way down here. She had long hair. You think a machete to it.

Now, my wife's a hairstylist. I don't want to, like, big time, everyone. That's not how you're supposed to cut hair. That's not what machetes are not a tool for the barber. It's not great. That's insane. Uh, you think? This guy's a whack-a-do.

Um, wow. Coup number nine, let's hear from a helpful neighbor in this neighborhood. No, I live at the corner. No, she's, I've been staying with me. She's fine. Do you know what the mail looks like? Mexican. Long hair. Long hair.

The clean cut or is just long. I really don't look at him too hot because I think he's ugly. Be careful because he's got a brand new machete. He always carries a machete. He always carries a machete. I don't know if it's here. Machete Mexican, they call him. Dude, I saw that movie.

Is this fucking... Yeah, right? That's what I want to be known for, always having a machete. You know, I don't have any, like, cool thing like that. It's always the teeth. You've seen the movie Machete, yeah? Yeah. Oh, it's, God damn.

It's fantastic. I'm almost rooting for this guy now, hoping it's Danny Trejo. I love that the neighbor's just like, I think he's ugly. I was like, this is a serious crime going on right here. This one's being tortured, but, okay. If you think it's funny. So, they... They start scoping out the house, waiting for this guy to come back, right?

Because he just made a trip to Lowe's or something. Sure. Well, he must have known... Was he going to work? Went to the Home Depot? He's looking for anyone to pick up. He must have known that something went down because he hangs low, but a couple days later, he shows up. After two days of round-the-clock covert surveillance, detectives radio to patrol officers

that the suspect has returned to the house. That's when patrol officers pull up to the location and find a red truck with Two men inside with one of them matching the description of the suspect. Here's my question, many. Two days later. What about those kittens? What is going out of those poor kittens that are in this house? From what I understand, they're more resilient than we think.

Okay. Fair enough. Maybe they're chained up, too. All right, so this is my clip number 11. This is their suspect. They get their guy. Jonah. Who's John?

The girl is the whole of all. Okay. Hey, Jonah. How are you? Nudge. You're not on speaker, baby, so you got a hold him. Jonah? Can you describe the suspect for me real quick? All right. Is he a Hispanic? Yeah. That's here.

That's the suspect. That's him. I'll go here. All right. We'll give you a call here shortly, Jonah. Let's here. All right, boss. What's your last name? Moses, most. The first time is Moses.

All right. So that's their man. It looks like he cut his goate with the machete too. Yeah. So, he has a whole different explanation. for what was going on here in my clip number 12. And listen, man, I get it. I get it with this.

Get the fuck. Okay. Okay. Just you and your girlfriend in there? No, I think the girlfriend is her? No, what's the drama thing. It's changing deep. That was not a lot.

Really happened. Just because she did what she won for money. Oh, you're saying that. What she's telling the police. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for real. Yeah.

Oh, she was causing drama. She's a drama queen. is his explanation. Oh, was she crying about being chained up for five hours? She's always complaining about shit like that. Who's going to do something about my window that she broke? Yeah, you want to talk about drama. I had a perfectly good chain.

Oh, she's pissed? I'm even more pissed off of her. I'm really pissed at her. Where is she? Let me add her. That makes sense. So, what's getting some more case details? We're going to meet this lady that was, her face was blurred before,

but they don't blur it in this video coming up. And you're going to find out that her and I have something in common. A goatee. The suspect was identified as 36-year-old Moises Mae. After obtaining a search warrant, officers were able to fully clear the house and confirm there were no other human victims inside. However, while clearing the house, police noticed that the entire house was essentially a makeshift confinement area. There was a significant amount of work that was done to the entire house, including barricaded doors that were screwed in, boarded up and bolted windows, and a front door that used a double-cylinder deadbolt,

meaning it required a key from both sides, and it was later confirmed that Moises had the one and only key. The chain used on the victim was also attached to the floor with heavy-duty hardware, rather than just wrapped around something. These details suggest that there was some planning involved to the incident, which is important in determining premeditation. After his arrest, Moisez, told police that the victim, Jonah, actually chained herself up because she couldn't stop cheating on him. Jonah told police that Moises threatened to kill her if she left him or went to police,

and that he continuously threatened and assaulted her to keep control over her. An interview right after Jonah was rescued shows her immediate response to the same. situation. You made me strip naked. You got to build a chain around my name. So then he called his ready, said I got to go take this equipment back to Lowe's. When I come back, I'm going to kill you. Do you see what her and I have in common?

Lovely teeth. We both love meth. We're both big fans of meth. Let's talk about math, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth heads see. Let's talk about meth. Someone in the chat just says, is that a dinosaur?

No, that's a person. That's a person. I don't know skin could be like that. He was found guilty by a jury on all charges. My clip 14 sums this up. As Jonah went on to tell investigators that Moises forced and coerced her to engage in commercial sex acts with other men, she said he arranged five of these encounters in exchange for money.

This new information combined with the high likelihood of premeditation due to the house being rigged up as a makeshift confinement area, led to prosecutors additionally charging Moises with five counts of felony human trafficking. checks out. So this went in front of a jury. They found him guilty in all charges. He was sentenced to 30 years by the judge, although he's eligible for parole after six years.

Oh, yeah. Six years he'll be eligible after he does 20% of his sentence. Well, that'll be nice for him. So, yeah, what a doozy of a cop camp. Thanks, Bonar guy, 69. That was a little bit of a different pace for us. That was nuts. Yeah.

Good stuff. Well, everybody. Let's move on and check in here what you guys have to say with some voicemail. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congratulations to Jerry McNamara for becoming the new Syracuse head basketball coach. Here he has a group of fans called the Geriatrics. It's full of anybody who's old enough to remember the last time Syracuse was any good.

Yep. See you in Syracuse. So the guy who could hit three pointers in 2002 is the coach of Syracuse. I didn't even know that. Let's go team. Oh boy. J-Mack. Oh, God.

Oh, boy. Okay. Well, Syracuse, your program did see better days and so did pretty much your entire city. Did you, by the way, did you see how that game ended, Yukon Duke last night? You know what? I woke up this morning and saw a bunch of shit about it, and I meant to look at the clip. What happened? I do not, I do not watch a ton of college basketball, but I was watching that as it happened.

It was fucking amazing. Duke has a two-point lead and the ball, and all they have to do is just hold it. Just hold the possession. Oh, no. And they win. Instead, they're trying to pass it around. round gets intercepted. Dude hits a three from eight feet behind the three point arc with 0.4 seconds to go to win

it for Yukon by a point. That's fucking awesome. You know, the thing with Duke is it's just filled with one and dunners. So they're all just like doing their own fucking thing in freestyle. You got to play team ball kids. You got to play team ball. Duke's a great team.

Of course they are, but I mean, they're getting a little too fancy for it. Man, they should have won that game. They should have won. Probably busted a lot of people's brackets too. Oh, fucked mine up. That's fine. I still have Arizona going out. the way, but I don't think I have a chance to win.

Did you have Arizona going all the way? Yeah. Okay. I knew you're excited about that. This is the part where we talk about our brackets, everybody. I don't have a bracket this year. Oh. Didn't fill one out. You know how many friends? I know.

So lonely. Sorry. Why don't you join the WATP? College basketball brackets. Oh, you didn't get the invite? Oh, it's too bad. I'm kidding. That's what they think of me, folks. That's what they think of me folks.

I'm kidding. It's how they treat your pal gaming. We have voicemails, right? Yeah, I got. I'm just so sad. I don't know if I can play them. All right. Get over it.

Hey, this is a podcast prophet mees, a.k.a. podcast, quiz. Vinnie, Vinnie. Carl Winnie. Yep. Don't show up to school tomorrow. And this is a podcast prophet. The Holy Spirit is speaking through me. I will smite all false profits.

Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Okay. Well done. That gets smart. That kid's an idiot. That kid's a smart kid.

Somebody calls CPS. This guy needs to teach his niece something. Thanks a lot, Carl. It's well done. All right. Yarr, boys, it's your good friend, shitbeard the pirate. Love him. And me, trusty, parrot.

I'm a racist. Y'ar, shut up. Anyways, do you know why the Avon lady walks funny? Because her lipstick. Anyways, boys, I'm a little disappointed on you. I was off this Friday. No sailing for me having a little siesta. I was looking forward to a scum stream.

And you didn't deliver you goddamn scallywags. He-har, go fuck yourselves. You did too get a scum stream. You just got it later in the day than normal. Yeah, we had a scum-stream on Friday. Yeah. It was live for anyone who wanted to walk. watching at noon. We were there. I saw people in the chat. I remember. There were people there in the chat. It was live at noon. How dare you, sir. I really can't approve. I can't believe these people in these accusations. Yeah, it's wild. Hey, guys, your old pal D.P. I think you inadvertently brought in the ultimate creep. By your guys's definition, it was somebody you wouldn't want to sit on the bus with next to that guy that lit himself on fire. That's the fucking guy. He killed six people doing it. I do not want to sit on a bus with that.

fucking guy. You know, thank you, fuck you, bye. And we got one more, Carl. I don't know

that's the best definition. So we've, over the years we've talked about like what constitutes a creep, like Brian Johnson

comes on and always asks like, what is a creep? Because sometimes it's just like someone who just like has like some off behavior

other times a serial killer. And I got to say, I don't like that definition. I got you don't want to sit next to on the bus because everyone on the bus

I don't want to sit next to. Have you seen a bus? That's a good point. Have you seen passengers on a bus, buddy? I wouldn't even want to sit next to the driver. No. All right.

Good point. Moving on. You got the Justin Timberlake cop cam. You guys are going to check out the Britain Spears cop cam whenever that comes out? Yes. Let us know. Yes, we are. She was being chased for like an hour, right?

Yeah, for quite a while. It sounds like, and I want to get her DUI video and I want to get Chad Zumach's DUI video. Those are the two I want. Did Chad Zumach's right in the chat? Did Chad Zumach really get a DUI? I'm not buying it either, but it's, If that video exists.

Speaking of the chat, it is Super Chat Monday. We are celebrating with you fine folks. We appreciate your support on this program. Vinny, wear any Pat's jersey. No fucking thank you. I like it. Nate Higgers. You could read that one, Carl.

Please fire Vinny halfway through this gig as well. Well played, sir. Well played. Let's see. We got any super tips. Supertip.g.g. com. Oh, we got a $20 tip coming in from an anonymous friend.

Thank you. Hmm. What are you doing? There we go. Scoo Vinnie and Carl, the creepoff is sincerely the best part of my week. Thanks for the laughs. And Vinny Winnie, love you guys. You know what?

I'm going to let that one go out of us. Thank you very much for the $20. Appreciate you, buddy. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate you very much. Carl, that's all I got for voicemails that were caught up. All right. I guess that means it's time for us.

Scum parade. Let's go. It's time for us to listen to the Scum Parade. With us and murder, Drugs, and Jay, Oh, it's coming, kids. It's coming and it is here. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to start down in Pennsylvania. I want to introduce you to Martin Hig.

He's 43 years old, and he lives in Altoona. Around 3 a.m. this past Sunday morning, he decided he was going to set his own house on fire. Sure. I can see doing that. Yeah. You know, I feel like in America, we're both like libertarian-leaning gentlemen. we believe that you should have the freedom to do with your stuff that would you want. And if you want to burn down your house, be my guest.

Maybe don't leave your mother and six-year-old son in the house while you do it. Oh, yeah, that's actually a problem. You know, I always say your individual rights end when you are a problem for someone else. The mother, Rebecca Plouse, told police that she awoke with a smoke detector went off and went downstairs to find the residence filling with heavy smoke. Wait, he didn't disable the fire alarm? No. I'm an idiot.

Well, he figured it's all going to burn out anyway. They'll melt. He wasn't trying to kill his mom and daughter. I think they're just going to be surprised. I think is what he was going for. Dude, we played at Johnny's. The ice house played at Johnny's on Saturday night. And whenever we play there, we always have them disabled the fire alarm

because we have the geysers and everything with the smoke on. And so we were assured smoke alarms are disabled. We're good to go. Sure enough. Me. In the middle of Jessica. Alman Brothers cover, that fucking alarm starts going off.

So I was talking to the owner. She's like, I contacted the fire department days ago. They told me it was going to be off. Fortunately, do you know, so the guys have to have to do this to a lot of venues. Yep. The fire trucks have to show. We did it at 11 cup,

bug jar, Johnny's multiple times. It happened when we tried to film at the TV station at one time. Yeah. Do you know what the fire department charges you if they send a truck to your establishment? No. $400. So thankfully, because it was their fuck up,

They didn't have to send a fire truck out. But there have been many shows where fire truck show up outside of the isotopes. I didn't know that they sent you a bill if the fire. Is that crazy? I never knew that before. Never heard. I thought we all paid taxes for this shit. No, they're like, fuck you.

Last night check, don't we have volunteer fucking fire departments? Also, I get a bill. Also, suck my dick. Actually, in the city they didn't get paid pretty handsomely. But also, Vinnie, why the fuck do these new firearms systems? I'm sure you have them in this building as well. Yeah. Instead of going by the heat of the smoke, it goes by particles in the air.

So our stupid smoke machines, any fucking Halloween-style smoke machine says a fucking fire alarm everywhere you go now. It sucks. It sucks, dude. It's particles in the air here. You're exactly right. It sucks, dude. Hey, you know what I just realized everybody? I think we just stumbled upon Carl's Jessica Yanov-type plan to attract firefighters.

Oh, maybe that's what it is. Carl's always trying to get those sexy firefighters. I'm like, more geysers. More geysers. Let's go. Let's fill this place up. Actually, I just don't want people to see me. That's why he run out of smoke during our shows.

It's hysterical. I'm sorry, back to our story. Here's one other thing you probably shouldn't do if you were trying to keep this a secret. You probably shouldn't be singing the song Burning Down the House by the Talking Hads loudly while you do it all. Oh, he was having fun. Yeah, he was just singing, burning down the house. And when the cops got there, the cops and the Fire Department, he actively, physically tried to stop. Stop putting out the fire.

Well, yeah. He wants to admire his work for a minute. Yeah. Now, once he was arrested and on his way to the mental hospital, they realized he was under the influence, but he also informed the medical staff that he was having a bad day. So he had attempted to place a chair in his fireplace. And he told that he was doing that because the chair was dirty.

And that's how the fire started. And that was that. He wasn't intentionally trying to murder everybody. That's his story. By the way, I get that, like having a bad day. Sure. So the other day, the sabres are up on the Bruins. Six minutes to go in the third, they give up a goal,

and the Bruins ended up winning in overtime. And I was very close to burning down my house. So I totally understand the rage this man was feeling. Sure. Okay. Well, either way, he is in a lot of trouble. He was also a convicted sex offender. Oh.

Did I mention that? No. Yeah, convicted sex offender, so whatever. All right. I mean, everybody in the neighborhood's got to be happy if his house burns down, get that red dot off the map. Right. relocate that asshole uh carl you want to fix her tell me about it first this is vown hrab

she's 24 years old from milton california i believe now uh she was arrested on monday uh i don't want to say i just want to know do you want to fix her or not okay so listen i know that every woman has a body count and you know there's no reason to fixate on that sort of thing but I don't think I want the kind of sloppy sec as I'd be getting from this woman. Okay. Well, all right, everybody. Here's what she was arrested for. Possessing CP and having sex with her dog.

I got to be honest with you, Vinny. I don't even know how that works. What do you mean? I understand guys fucking dogs. Like, if you told me, like, Rob Saul puts his dick into his poodle, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds right. I've seen it. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding Rob Saul. He's going to get all upset. I'm not seen that. Don't relapse, Rob. I know. I just assume that's what's going on. Don't push him back. He's doing it.

So good. But you know what I mean? Like, when you have the thing that's protruding out, I understand how you can put it in things. Yeah. How the fuck does she have sex with her dog? Yeah. What is that? What is that?

What is that? What is that? She plays Red Rocket, gets that thing all going. Yeah, okay. Maybe she lets the dog, you know, maybe she's doing the old peanut butter gag. I hate that. I hate that so much. According to court records, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children

received a cyber tip in August of 2025 from Snapchat. Just a tip? Waka Waka. the tip was a photo of a baby between Ford's six months old bead assayed. During the investigation, which uncovered the IP address used by the device, investigators discovered more media files that were deemed as animal bestiality, showing videos of a husky performing various sexual acts with a woman. Jesus Christ.

This past October, they were able to link this Snapchat count to our friend here, and a further search uncovered her address at the point as the original point of the cybertip. Investigators interviewed her. who said she found a pornography website and began speaking to people on the site who she claims began sending her child essay material. Okay. Porn sites are not social media.

Correct. You have to make friends while you're there. Like do your business and then get the fuck off of it. What are you doing? When asked about Snapchat, she told me it was a random person she would add on Snapchat and they would send her stuff. She would watch it for a second time

but never asked for these images. She believes it went south because she got into stuff she was not supposed to. She disclosed her own. Investigators at another person had shown her a bestiality fantasy, and she wanted to try it. Okay. And then she said when she tried it, she kind of liked it. Oh, never admit to liking it.

What the fuck is wrong with her? She made five to seven videos with her dog and has sent them to maybe two other people, she said. Why is she enjoying this? You got to, uh, say you're on drugs or something. Following the interview investigators executed a search warrant for her laptop where they found multiple videos of her having sex with her dog, Rijon. Uh, Vinnie. Let me just give this clear piece of advice for anyone who gets caught fucking their dog and having videos of it.

All you have to do is tell the police. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. You don't say, yeah, yeah, it's my boyfriend. Yeah, we're kind of dating. She also added this. Peripalization. These guys are fucking idiots. Accurate, accurate.

They found a bunch of other videos on her phone and her laptop. She was released from the Santa Rosa County Jail on March 24th, $60,000 bond. She's going to be arraigned on April 23rd, Carl. Her hair is jacked up, too. That's a terrible die job. Yeah, she's got an awful disposition. I could tell by her face. I wouldn't like her personality.

You know, you asked me the question, would you? No. I don't like her face. There's something wrong there. Oh, that's the problem, just the face. Like, I got it. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, the snatch full of dog come.

And dog hair, too. That's a problem for me. Oh, my God. You're going down to there and you're like, oh, what is this? Like, oh, fuck. I love my dog very much, and I have a lot of dog hair everywhere. But there's some places you just don't want to get it in people. Yeah.

Well, this fella, where do we start with this guy? At the beginning. Okay. This Illinois's man is named Colin Hernandez. He's 28 years old. He stands accused of two counts of murder in the first degree. The underlying incident. occurred last week, and it took the life of 24-year-old Estefania Abril Hernandez, his ex-wife.

On March 18th, Abriel Hernandez was reported missing by her family. On March 19th, troopers spotted the missing woman's vehicle driving along Interstate 80 and pulled the car over. Behind the wheel was her husband, according to the DePage Sheriff's Office. The defendant also had his wife's cell phone in his possession. The defendant was taken into custody. after that investigators made their way to the victims since abandoned former residents. The grim discovery came minutes before 4 a.m. after gaining access to the home through an unlocked window, they found a Stefania deceased lying on a bed in a second floor bedroom with a vacuum power cord wrapped tightly around her neck.

Investigators believe the couple traveled to the property together the day she was reported missing in order to clean up and retrieve personal items before the foreclosure auction was scheduled for the next day. So apparently they lost the house. I can only imagine the conversation that was going on. I don't even know why we have a vacuum. You never use it. What's even the point of having a vacuum? Maybe I'll find a use for this fucking vacuum since you'd never fucking clean anything.

Had she been using it, there would not have been as big of a problem. No, I have to stay consistent on this, Benny. I bet she was asking for it. I bet she deserved it. Oh, no! You're doing it again! I mean, with the Danny brand thing, I just got to stay consistent with the Danny brand thing. I just got to stay consistent with the.

kind of thing. Sure. How about this? Victim. Blame me. No one sign that someone murdered me. We can toss at this one. Baby you're dead. I'm a blame it all on you. You. We have so much fun on this show, don't we? We do. We sure do. This is a show for creeps. Make sure everybody knows that. We're all, we're just playing around. Stop watching, My! This is not for you.

Hi, Mrs. Hamburger. You did a terrible job raising your son. So I can argue. He's being held without bond. And he's stated to appear in court on April 6th. Sounds good. All right. Last story of the day, Carl.

We're going to Detroit. Yeah. This one's pretty fucking wild. Yeah. This is former Detroit police sergeant Benjamin Wagner. He's accused of kidnapping and essaying five girls and women raging in ages from 15 to 23 from 1999 to 2003 on the city's west side. I got to tell you, I was wearing my Blue Lives Matter shirt earlier.

We were prepping for the show. I was like, ooh, I'd take this off. So this guy became a cop in 1998, retired in 2017, and moved to Greenville, North Carolina. He was arrested on March 17th. He's expected to be arraigned on March 26. Now, here's the five cases. 1999, a 17-year-old girl took the bus from work to a bus stop near her friend's house and Wagner approached her, threatened her at gunpoint, took her to a different location,

and flip-flopped her. He's being charged with one count of kidnapping because of this, and three counts of first-degree SA. And then a 23-year-old woman on January 31st, 2000, left her home. Wagner's accused a point in a gun at the woman's head, ordering her to go to a different location and flip-flopping her, one count of kidnapping, one count of first-degree criminal sexual assault. Then a 15-year-old girl on September 28, 2000, was wrong.

walking to her school bus stop. Wagner's accused of grabbing the girl, pointing a gun in her, taking her to a secluded area, and essaying her. God damn. Who's that horny that early in the morning? Dude. Charge one count of kidnapping, one count first degree essay, and a third degree criminal essay. 20-year-old woman in November walking to her friend's house. Pass her, attacks her from behind, pulls out the gun, moves to a different location.

He's got an MO, as my point, people. You know, getting a company car is a nice perk. You know, sometimes when you work somewhere, they'll give you a car or something like that. Getting a gun, you can do all sorts of things with that. Like, all right, you're a cop now. Here's your gun. Like, oh, yeah, I get a gun, don't I? Sweet.

And, you know, there's plenty more here. The police department said Wagner was not charged with any weapons offenses due to the statute of limitations. Right. There's a six-year statute of limitations on that. Sure. But if you believe that you were sexually assaulted by former officer Wagner here, please contact the Detroit Police Department's sex crimes unit at 313-596, 1950. Serious calls only.

And request to speak to Sergeant Jennifer Carlson. The official statement put out by the police was Mr. Wagner's actions do not represent the integrity, values, or mission held by the officers of the Detroit Police Department. However, they do represent our corrupt police force pretty well. That was the official statement. Oh, man, what a fucking show. Carl, is there anything else we forgot to do today? Spin the wheel. Fuck.

Yep. That's the other thing we got to do. All right. What are we going to put on for number two? What do we want to do? All right, what was the suggestion that we liked for number two? Somebody said something about eating a pickle. That ain't happening.

No, we're not going to eat pickles. That's silly. Super chat just came in. Kendi. Oh, shit. Hey, Kendi. Vinnie's going to win this one. Carl wouldn't be able to pick out a dentist out of

an ADA conference. That's good. That's good, Kendi. Good point. I just see you're still coming in with some good natured ribbing. I love Kendi. She was the best there ever was,

and we miss her. Kendi was concerned when we lost our YouTube channel for a week. It was very sweet. We got a super pick. Ooh, look at that. Oh, look at that moonhead. Oh, that's awesome. That's Michael P.

Right? That's my boy, Michael P. That is the Celtics logo with a moonhead. $10 to send a pick. I'm better off. DMing Carl. See you in May Moonhead. This is way more expensive than I wanted to spend on Vinny. Go bills.

Go bills. So he made one for me. You're going to love this. I think I'm going to get the t-shirt soon. He made one for me that's the Cubs logo, but the C starts the word creep. That is cool. Yeah, so I got a sweet creep off sheer coming by way. I like that one a lot.

I do too. I like the dolphins when he made me too. Yep. Thank you very much, Michael. You're very cool. So, Carl, we need to figure out what we are going to put onto the wheel right now. Now let's pick. Let's decide.

Uh, I know we've had some really funny ones in the past. It's just kind of gone away. D-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Um, I don't know. Watch who are these broadcasters? Wow. No, that's kind of fucked up, man. That's too much.

No, I'm just kidding. That's too much to have to do to somebody. Come on, man. We're just trying to have fun around here. How about, uh, is there somebody that we really hate that I would have to, like, super chat money to uh chad zumach oh i don't want to get chad money you give money to hitman uh podcast i'm podcast hitman i sure did i am the podcast hitman you're fucking breadhart said so carl matthew luinski thanks for the five bucks okay here's what i'm thinking carl yeah what are you thinking

somebody said something earlier hold on let me go back up here what do we have i'll tell you what Carl. Probably should have thought of this beforehand. Yeah. Oh, that's a fun one. Go to a WMBA game. That is one of the ones that we had on the wheel. That's a great one.

Go to a WNBA game. All right. I'm talking courtside. I want to see you on. I'm not going court side. I want to see you at the WMBA game. Five minute phone call with Christian Blatt. Do you think that's possible?

You didn't hang up on a mid-sentence? Yeah, good luck with that. WMBA. game. Okay. Okay. All right. That's fun. We can make a trip out of that. Here we go, everybody. I'm going to go to the wheel. I'm missing my big giant camera today. I had to take it down. So I'm going to do my best. Carl, you can see it from here. Right. I can. Yes. I'll even bring it up a little bit a little bit so we can see. Thank you. Perfect. There it is. The wheel of consequences from the great Lockhe made that for us. Of course, based on a Rick and Morty episode. I'll move that over just a little

bit down here. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Let's see. Winters' choice is what we're rooting for here. one is what we want. Let's see what happens as many spins the dreaded wheel of consequences. Oh, God. This is so much more fun from this side. Yes, the Totally Rosie watchalong podcast. Fuck. Yes.

Oh, this is exciting. Oh, this is good. Fuck. Who sent us the Totally Rosie special? Was that Alex? Yes. All right. So Alex sent us in, uh, what is that, 1992 or 89 or whatever.

Dude, she's got a fucking snakes kid. jacket with shoulder pads. Yeah, it's definitely 1999. The size of a, fuck, the plane I'm going to fly to Vegas on. Yes. Maybe he's got to watch Rosie's stand-up special. Christ. I love it.

All right. I love it. Fine. I'll get it scheduled. Thank you. All right, everybody. It's nice to be important. Oh, actually, no, you know what I should say when I find out that you have to do that, I should say.

Thank you. All right, let's get out of here. That wheel is a wheelchair prison. Bye, everybody. See you on Friday. All you bonus content. Until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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