The Creep Off - Episode 308: Live From Las Vegas 3: Why So Blue?

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

In this episode, Karl & Vinnie are live at Hackamania from the Plaza Hotel in Las Vegas for an unforgettable Creep-Off! They’re joined by special guest referee Dr. Steve and the keeper of the consequences, Mahalia, for a high-stakes competition where the loser has to ride the zipline over Fremont Street in a kilt. Lucy Tightboxxx and Anthony Cumia join the show to break down the addition of a new character, “Polish Joe,” in the Janel Grant v. Vince McMahon lawsuit. Ant, Karl & Vinnie breakdown a wild cop cam featuring one of the worst cops of all time. Finally, they’re joined by the greatest true crime podcaster on planet Earth, Mike Boudet from Sword & Scale for this years Scum Parade All-Stars.

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation.

Horror, shock. Gotta deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Oh, boy. Ladies and gentlemen, creeps of all ages. Welcome to the Hackamania's special edition of the Creep-off. Yes, tonight you will not just witness a competition. You will stare into the very abyss of human depravity.

You will behold the raw, unadulterated savagery of man's inhumanity to man. And by the end of this bloodbath, you will cast the deciding vote on which vanquished host is doomed to ride the Fremont Street zip line clad in nothing but a tattered kilt. Our lovely results girl, Mahalia, please show the crowd the kilt. Oh, the humiliation. And now, here are your combatants. First, our challenger. Give it up for the crown prince of pizza. The conqueror of consequences, the one, the only, the undisputed, the new hitman

podcast hitman some people call him moonhead the people's champion Vinnie Paulino Polino palino all these creeps out of control

watch them throw babies down the street and his opponent the man whose teeth are so offensive they'd make a prison dentist weep the club-footed napper The Mandolin Mahler, the Just Do It Kid, the man who puts the lady in Lady Kay, the creep-off comeback king, Carl, the snarl hamburger. He's the creep-off comeback king.

Hamburger. He's for I've ever seen. Watch him rock a cowgie string. Makes my eyes sting. Carl's the comeback king. Hola creepos. How are we doing out there? Ladies and gentlemen, we are very excited to do the creep off live for you today.

We want to obviously welcome Dr. Steve, who is serving as our special guest referee for today's show. Thank you. Keep it fair, Steve. Thank you, my friend. Yes. Who was it that shit on me on the last introduction? Definitely me. I'm sure I can be very impartial.

Gee, I wonder why you were picked as the ref. Everybody be nice to my favorite person, Dr. Steve, please. He's a very handsome and smart man. who will be deciding things later that are important. So for those of you, who've never been to the creep off before this show is a competition, and the way it works is very simple. Carl and I are each going to present a creep today,

and you are all going to get to decide who you thought was the worst at the end of the show, and one of us is going to end up riding that goddamn zip line in a kilt down Fremont Street tomorrow afternoon at 4 o'clock. Now, Carl, do you want to tell everybody what today's category is going to be? Yeah, we're trying to find the biggest creep in a Las Vegas, Nevada.

very hard to find that. You know, everyone here's an upstanding citizen. And, you know, we've done this the last couple of years, and the creeps keep getting worse. Like, I think, oh, I think I found the worst guy. Then I'm like, oh, wait, no. Vegas is pretty shitty. People are terrible. So, Carl, I believe you

won last week. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. I hate to tell you, you got a point, son of a bitch. Nice. So that means you are up first. Do you want to present your creep today? Let's go. Oh, that's not the right thing. Vinny. My creep is known for the Cathedral Canyon murder case.

My creep is actually three creeps today. If you want to pull up my image up on the screen, yep, there they are. So we have Heather Pate, Kevin Dent, and Bradman. And these folks are responsible for a very heinous murder, the murder of one Roy Jaggers. And for a background on the victim, clip number one, please. We'll let you know.

They drove out into the middle of the desert. You actually didn't send me clip number one, Carl. You motherfucker. I don't have a clip number one out there? Are you sure about that? I'm going to look for you, but I don't see it. Really?

We're off to a good start. Hold on. Okay, fine. I might be... I might be... I see the kicker a little bit. I got you. All right.

He made a man named Roy Jaggers. Go ahead. I was just going to say, you made me rehearse my thing at least 20. times. Are you saying I'm getting a penalty for I said? A man named Roy Jaggers. Roy was 27 years old, living in Las Vegas and working as both an electrician and a general contractor. He was big into martial arts, scoring himself a black belt in the

CDF Academy and winning himself several different tournaments. One of his other passions was music, with him playing the saxophone in particular. Back in 2021, Roy was living with his mother while he spent a lot of his time working. He was friends with a woman named Heather Pate who lived nearby. He would often do her a solid and go over to her place and look after her children and dogs while she wasn't home. All right. So the neighbor, this lovely woman, Heather, 27 years old, happens to be really into meth, multiple possession charges for doing meth. Of course, she's at a custody battle for her children with the father of the children. She starts dating this guy, Kevin Dent, who's 37 years old. He'd previously be able to.

convicted on charges of child abuse and charges of battery and resisting arrest with a firearm. But he's been out of prison for like eight months and they decided to get together. It's probably a good father figure for the home. And for some reason, these two drug addicts who really enjoy the meth, well, they decide that this guy, Royo comes over and helps out and watches the kids and watches the dog and stuff. They decide that he's molested one of Heather's children. And because of that, even though there's zero evidence of this, they decide that they're going to, Go for the favorite type of justice, vigilante justice. My favorite, it's the only kind.

So they, okay, here's the problem we have here. They think this person did something really heinous. Correct. And then they did the right thing, vigilante justice, and you're trying to bring them as your creeps? Check this out. That makes no sense to me. They bring Roy into their house, okay?

And they decide to beat him mercilessly in front of the children that he babysits. They handcuffs. Well, if he was ass-aing the children, they'd probably enjoy watching that. Yeah, he wasn't, and they didn't. They handcuffed him, rolled him in a cart, and threw him in their car. Heather decides to call up her ex-boyfriend, Bradman.

He's 37 years old. He tells them to drive to a remote part of the desert. He'll meet them there. And he's told them to calm down, let him go. We'll meet him. Just the opposite. My clip number two, you'll see that he actually had some tools he was going to bring to help him with this guy.

Oh, no. Here we go. I'm sure who's Sam. and gauze and things like that. Linaments. Right. All right, here we go. They drove out into the middle of the desert

to a remote area where Bradman could operate without anyone ever coming across the scene. He prepared a large variety of weapons for the occasion, bringing with him a belt, a stapler, a baton, a bayonet, knives, an axe, and even a blow torch. The three then proceeded to torture Roy Jaggers for hours and hours with all of the weapons at hand. Miraculously, he was still alive at the end of the onslaught.

You ever get tortured with a blow torch before, many? Carl, did they say they were bringing a stapler? A staplet? And a bayonet? What the fuck weapon is that? Knives and axe, a stapler? It's a wild. It's a wild scene.

So for hours... They brought rubber bands to shoot at him. Hey, that's my eye. God damn it. So for hours, they're just torturing this guy. And then they're like, all right, we got to do something else. They make him stripped naked. they take him up to this cliff at Cathedral Canyon

and they force him to walk off the edge. I actually, through the miracle of the internet, was able to get the footage of him falling off the cliff as he walked off of this cliff. This is my clip number three. Oh, no. So he's pretty beat up, but he's not dead. Miraculously, he's not dead.

And so Brad Men, he goes, ah, god damn it, I got a shotgun in the car. Hold on. Let me just go get it. And he decides to fill him full of up, bullet wounds. Is he okay? He died. Oh, no. Yes, Roy Jaggers died from that.

So the next morning, a jogger finds his body, calls 911, and they identify the body, and they determine who's the last person to see Roy alive. And in my clip four, here's the sheriff talking about that. Okay. The last person to see Jaggers alive was one of her neighbors. later identified as Heather Pate, age 27 of Las Vegas. Detectives went to Pate's residence in the 2,000 block of Aaron David Drive in Las Vegas.

There, a vehicle was seized and a search warrant executed on Pete's residence. Evidence relating to the homicide was obtained. After several hours, Pate was arrested for murder and transported to the Nye County Detention Center. With the information obtained from that scene, NCSO detectives, identified Kevin Dent, Pate's boyfriend, as an additional suspect. So the cops get a search warrant. They go in there and they go, this is a lot of staples. Nobody needs a staple this much paper together. You're coming with us, ma'am.

They found a bunch of just crushed staples down there. They were just like, there was a crime here. Son of a bitch. This guy looks like a crack cop. I would feel safe living in the city with this guy watching. This guy's seen things, Vinny. I'm not even going to make fun of him. You can tell this guy's just like, ugh.

He's got dead eyes. A thousand yards. Yeah, this job sucks. Meanwhile, Brad Men, the other guy, the ex-boyfriend, who really did all the torturing and murdering, he's out bragging about killing a pedophile. He's at every bar go, guess what I did yesterday? As you should.

Yeah, he was really proud of himself. So he got caught pretty quickly. This is clip number five talking about that. Oh, no. With the information obtained NCSO detectives identified Brad Men, age 37 of Perum, Pate's friend and previous lover, as an additional suspect. NCSO detectives obtained a search warrant

and executed it at men's residence. Evidence was secured from the residence. Men was not home at the time of the execution of the warrant. NCS staff located men on State Route 160 coming back into Prump. A felony traffic stop was conducted and men was taken into custody. Men led NCSO detectives to the murder weapon and additional evidence was obtained. So this guy, like he's been doing at the bar, Kops pulled a phone was like, yeah, killed a pedophile yesterday.

Did you hear about that? That was me. Who's buying shots? This shotgun right here. Actually, if you want to look at it, go ahead, take it right to the evidence locker. You're going to want it there. Unbelievable. Yeah, so he got caught pretty quickly, and they were able to use his confession as evidence, obviously.

So they do an investigation to find out if he was molesting these children, and he wasn't. This was just made up by a meth head. And normally, I like meth, and I like to talk about the virtues of using meth. But in this case, it did not work out well for the people involved. The kids actually loved Roy as their babysitter and were quite traumatized, watching him get his ass kicked in front of them and finding out that he was murdered shortly after. So Roy's mom sets up a go-fund me for the funeral. She needs $5,000.

They raise $8,000 because everyone sees what a heinous crime this is, which is nice. So Kevin, the boyfriend, he got a deal, second-degree murder, eligible for parole in 10 years. Okay. Heather also got a deal, even though this was all her idea. second-degree murder, first-degree kidnapping, also eligible for parole in 10 years. The parents were not happy. Roy's parents, like, what the fuck? What are we doing? Bradman, however, was up for life in prison, and at the hearing, Roy's sister gave a pretty passionate speech. This is my clip number six. You want to see Roy's sister in court.

Roy and Thomas Jaggers wanted to live so bad. He endured and took everything you did to him. and when you kicked him off the cliff he still ran to make sure that he fought every moment for his life until you shot him in the back like a coward you are and you chose to end my innocent brother's life for absolutely no reason other than for your own enjoyment

all I can do now was hope and pray that your last day of freedom was the day you took my brothers oh bitch bitch okay first of all lady first of all ma'am how do you know he wanted to live so bad i would think after a couple of paper cuts purple nerples whatever the fuck they were doing to him up there i'd probably want to jump off the cliff uh so brad bett was found guilty first-degree murder with a deadly weapon and first-degree

kidnapping with a deadly weapon he was given life without the chance of parole those are my creeps voted up wait around the show right right Why are you clapping? They murdered heroes. Heroes were sent away. They were trying to save a kid. I want to talk to you guys. Let me ask you a question. Anybody see the movie, Weapons? That was my favorite year of 2025. My favorite movie of the year. Weapons? Okay, a couple of you did. I want to introduce you to this guy. This is Brandon Toesland. Okay? Now, here's the thing. Oh, I saw him earlier. He's in Hackamania. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. We were chatted at the Carousel Bar last night. A really nice guy. Yeah.

It gave me some really cool powder. And it's going to be hard to get in touch with him on account of he's in prison. But in the movie Weapons, there's an insidious evil child kidnapping witch that basically takes over a family's house and lives in it. Spoiler alert.

Yeah, sorry, guys. It's a year old, you're over it. We're going to replace the evil witch with a lazy, alcoholic with anger problems. How does that sound? I'm sitting right here, Benny. You're not that angry. So let me break down this guy's history, okay?

He's got a problem with his temper. Back at 2018, that's his mugshot from the first arrest. I'm sorry, 2013. He was like Carmich. He's got Carmich's haircut. St. Barber. They go to the valley of men cuts. A real man.

So this real man got into a fight with his sister while she was holding his nephew, a little baby, and he didn't like what she said. So we just started punching her in the face. Yeah, the baby went flying and landed on a bed and got hurt. He got arrested for this, and the family got involved and convinced the sister not to press charges against this fucking asshole.

So he walked away Scott Free for assaulting a woman holding a baby. Fuck him. So the problem was holding the baby, right? That's the thing you have a problem with, because I agree. Well, she was being mouthy. Exactly. All right. She was a real Danny Brie.

brand. And, you know, I'm not trying to victim blame. That would take a second for Steve. So, in spite of being arrested for beating up his sister, he still has a girlfriend. They get married, and they have two children.

Look at those two beautiful. Those are his kids. They're hanging out at the beach of that picture. But it turns out one day in 2018, he just decided a lot like your meth had friends, that his wife was cheating on him. So he starts, you know, punching her in the face, because that's kind of his go-to, right? Sure.

So she leaves him, court gets involved, and takes the kids, the right thing. Now, we have a very angry guy who is spiraling into alcoholism and just letting anger take over his life. I could tell by the Raiders hat. Never happy to walk you, these Raiders' fans. Yeah, that was his second mug shot from beating up his wife. Now, let's thank God she's okay, but the kids are out of them. there. And now he's just living alone and miserable. And one of his best friends, Carl, gets cancer.

Yeah, he's very upset about this. His friend also has two kids and a beautiful wife named Dasha. And his friend is so sick, he starts trying to help him out and be a pal. And he's hanging around the house. And when his friend died in the January of 2021, that's when he moved dead and became the kid's new daddy. That's his friend's wife. Two months. After his friend is dead, he moves into the house and starts dating the wife. Who's he, Hunter Biden? I'm telling you. I mean, we're talking creepy this here.

That's a really shitty fucking thing to do. But he's now there with his friend's two children. He's not allowed near his own, but he's got his friends two kids there. And the peace did not last long in that house because he's a bit of an anger case. And he realized the problem that he had the last time he got physical with his wife was that she was able to leave and go tell somebody, you know? That old chest die. So what he does is he builds a room in the house.

He gets some chains, some locks on the door, and he makes his girlfriend a new room. They stock baby oil in this room? No. What's going on now? No, the fun stuff. It's not that fun. It's not that fun.

So she is at times locked in this room for days at a time. there is a four-year-old boy and a seven-year-old girl in this house, and the seven-year-old girl, he likes her, sends her to school, just says, hey, have a great day. The four-year-old who stays home all day, however, the one who isn't going to kindergarten, he was a bit of a handful. And, you know, with mommy locked up at the room, he's got to watch him. I gave you a sandwich yesterday.

Shut up. You're not far off. He was really awful to this kid. This is the kid. His name is Mason. little Mason and Mason

he would torture this kid with exercise do jumping jacks do push-ups I don't know if you realize like exercise not torture I know you think it is he has to play basketball it was horrible I don't see you signing up for any calisthenics

asshole so this poor kid he's like making this kid he's not feeding him he's making him do all this stuff and one day little boy here stole some cookies from the kitchen because he was hungry, and that was the final straw. What Brandon decided to do was tell the mom that, you know, I can't handle this type of behavior. So we're going to send him away to military school. What?

He's four years old, Carl. Do they have that? No, Carl, they do not. I don't think so. But when you are deprived of any outside contact, a cell phone, the Internet to be able to check to see if there's military schools for four years old, and you're being physically beaten and essayed by this guy. It's a little hard to stop him. So in December of 2021, little Mason was out of his mother's life.

He just disappeared. She didn't know where he went. And at this point, he was locking her up in that room like all the time. The only time he would let her out was sometimes to take care of the daughter, who he was adopting and grooming as his own child. So, yeah, right. This is some creepy fucking shit. responsibility. Shut the fuck out. What do you want to do with this candid? Okay, let's talk about the

responsibility. This woman is being chained up and every day he starts explaining the new rules. You're not allowed to leave the room. If you are out of the room, you're only allowed in the kitchen and you're only allowed in the living room, nowhere else in the house. So it's Christalia rules. Correct. Not only that, you're not allowed to ask me where your son is. You ask me where your son is, I'm going to knock your teeth out. That was the rule. Okay. So this is going on for months. We get into February. And Brandon finally fucked up. Brandon left a pad of sticky notes and a pen around,

and she got a hold of them, and she wrote a note to the daughter's teacher asking and begging and pleading for help. Stuck it in the daughter's sock so that he couldn't see it and instructed the daughter to give it to the teacher when she got to school, which she did. That kid's a fucking hero. Did she also put a kick me thing on her back, though?

Yeah, she did. That's good. She did. She was a little bad. she's like, oh, he plays favorites with you. Just fucking give it to your teacher. So the kid called, the school calls the cops. The cops show up, they get to the house, they break in,

they find the woman locked up in this room, and she's going, I can't find my son. You have to find my son, you have to find my son. They don't know where Brandon is. So the cops stake out the house. A couple hours later, he comes home. They take him into custody. They take him down to the police station,

and they start grilling this motherfucker. Where's the kid? I send him away to school. That's the story. So for almost 24, hours of questioning. He doesn't give them anything. And they're processing the crime scene at the house, and they start going through the garage. Well, I'm sorry, they go through the backyard and they found something kind of weird. They found this big old hole. There's nothing in it. Just

this weird ass hole. Doesn't look like a grave. Looks like he's maybe digging a jacuzzi or something. I don't know what the fuck this is. But they thought that was very suspicious. So they started searching the rest of the house. And they found Little Mason everybody. Aren't you excited to hear that? Oh, yay. They found him in the freezer of the garage. Was he okay? No.

No. Little Mason who took a cookie was not very recognizable when they found him. Blunt force trauma is what got this poor fucking kid. Why so blue? I'll be here all night, guys.

WTP later, this little piggy tomorrow. Why so blue might be the name of this episode? When I see this picture, shouldn't he be saying, hit the like button? Hit the like button, would you? So this guy has now been charged with the murder of this kid. Lots of essay, kidnapping, assault, torture, and he wasn't doing it for the same good, noble reasons

that Carl's nominations were doing it for. He was doing it because he's a maniac. Was there a blizzard? torch involved? Come on. Yeah, how many staples were used at this? Four. Exactly. I don't know. But when you go to vote this afternoon, remember, you want to vote

for a real creep vote for your buddy Vinny. Sound good? Well done, Vinny. Great presentation, my friend. Thank you, Carl. As usual. Thank you, buddy. Now, remember, at the end of the show, we're going to bring everybody out. We're going to do a round of applause. Mahalia has to come back up here. And she is going to help us tabulate the vote. Sound good, everybody?

Beautiful. Give it up for Don. Dr. Steve one more time. Thanks, boys. Very job, Steve. Thanks, buddy. So, Carl, who are we bringing up next? We got some fun, exciting stuff we're going to do. What's the next segment on the show there?

Vicki, I don't have your rundown memorized. Maybe you do. Nope. You want to do a cop cam? I would love to do a cop cam. You want me to hit the music on this? Actually, you know what we're doing? We're going to do something a little bit different.

We're just hold on the cop cam. We have a special treat for you. How many of you folks are subscribers of the creepoff Patreon? Well, then you know about a little thing we have called the Creepoff Hall of Fame. And this week in Las Vegas, something magical is happening. I don't know if you guys are aware that Russell fucking mania is happening in this town next weekend. And quite a few of our Hall of Famers are ex-employees of WWE. And there is one in particular who we've been covering, who is involved in a bit of a dirty,

lawsuit and his name is Vincent Kennedy McMahon and we're going to welcome up our pal Kaylee to give us the latest in this insanity lawsuit come on up Kaylee Lucy Tightbox everybody Lucy Tightbox everybody also I don't know if he's here now I haven't seen him yet but is Anthony Coomia here yes Anthony guys give it up for Anthony Coombeye everybody up, Vince. Welcome. You're a... Vince McMahon.

Now, you're familiar with Vince. Have you filed a lawsuit at all? No, no. I did work for Vince McMahon for a little while, but no lawsuit. I figure I got the best of it. And then you were fired. You're fired. Yeah, Vince was my boss for a very short time. And I have no qualms about Vince. I'm quamless, as I sit here. Well, but what did he do? Well, he has been accused by this woman named Janelle Grant. Now, Janelle, for those of you don't know, lived in Vince's building.

Her parents had a lot of money, and they died tragically, and she was kind of like a young 20-something living there, and she needed a job. And our pal Vince was like, we might be able to work that out for you. So he got her a job illegal for WWE. Now, he moved heaven and earth to get this woman hired, sight unseen, pretty much no interviews. And it turned out the reason he wanted her. is because she was basically his in-office booty call. Ah, pussar. Correct.

All right. Now, it gets a little more salacious because there's another guy who worked there by the name of Johnny Ace. And Johnny Ace. And Johnny Laurenitis was the head of talent relations. And Janelle was also being shared with Johnny. Vince was scheduling her to go down and take care of Johnny

at one o'clock on Tuesdays was their play date. That's what a good assistant does. Come on. Yeah. Which one needed the longer recovery time? You know, when you're scheduling these things, it's important to know that. It's like the Kennedys. But it's way more depraved because the stuff that was going on inside of that Titan Tower down there in Connecticut is absolutely astounding.

And Lucy is going to walk us through some of the more interesting parts of this lawsuit. Are you guys excited to hear about this? I think they are. All right. Well, take it away, Kaylee. Yeah. So, okay, this lawsuit was filed in 2024 based on these allegations that Vinny was just talking about,

which came out in 2019. Vince is a sex crazed, addicted, Coomer, who is just... Coomia? Yeah, that is what I said, actually. I'm offense. So, yeah, he is gross. And he made... I lost my whole train of thought.

I'm sorry. threw me off my game. I'm going to blame everything. spout shit out at a moment's notice. Let me tell you we are about to spout shit out in this lawsuit. There will be a lot of poop talk very, very soon. So basically what happened with this lawsuit is that Janelle claimed that she was forced to sign an NDA so that she didn't have to talk about all of these gross sex stories that Vince was making her do.

And just 10 days ago, on April Fool's Day, in fact, she filed a new... April Files. She filed a new affidavit. that is more insane than the previous pooping allegations. But I feel like before we talk about the pooping allegations, or before we talk about the new stuff, we have to talk about some of the older stuff. Yeah, let's talk about the stuff that we already know about in this lawsuit.

Yes. So we're going to revisit some kinky shit that got filed in this lawsuit. This is from the initial complaint, and I think that we should be playing a game. So Janelle got paid for her services, Now, that's an important point of this. Yes. When she left the company, she had a deal for, I believe, $3 million she was going to get to keep quiet.

But Vince is a billionaire still decided to make WWE pay for it. So he ran it through the company's books, right? And someone in accountant wonders why we're paying all this money out to this woman and stops payment on the settlement. And when she did that, Janelle's lawyers immediately filed this and it all became public. It sure did. And so she ended up only getting a million dollars out of that, only. Which is why she's suey.

She wants her other two. She wants her other two million dollars. So the most infamous allegation that she made in her initial complaint is the poopening, obviously. So Vinnie, will you please read the first couple of sentences of this? Early in the encounter, McMahon immediately directed Ms. Grant to lay down on her back in a supplicating position. While straddling over her, McMahon defecated on Ms. Grant's head. McMan left to shower off.

I had White Castle in Guinness last time. But he instructed Ms. Grant to remain in place, with excrement in her hair, and to continue performing for his friend. While Ms. Grant requested protection, none was offered. McMahon and physical therapist actively continued with the threesome and directed Ms. Grant's sexual performance for around an hour and a half while she was left covered in feces. I turned you into a shithead.

Home run, call me a home run. Thank you, Chipper. So I know that we in the dabbled verse love playing games, and again, there are all these allegations in the initial complaint. I feel like we should be asking ourselves the question. Would you let Vince McMahon do this to you? For a million dollars. So for a million dollars, Vinnie, would you let Vince McMahon shit on your face?

No. Whomia? What about 1.5? Where do we go to, Vinny? I started the negotiations. I paid a million dollars to have Dominic Barbara fuck me in the ass. My divorce. I believe, because I remember inducting him into the Hall of Fame,

I believe what happened was she got a raise from $100,000 a year to $200,000 a year. So she wasn't going to pay. a million dollars to get shit on. That was just the settlement after the fact. She didn't know that was what was going to happen. Am I wrong about that, Lucy? You're not wrong about that. Okay. You were giving me that look like I was wrong about something.

At this point, at this point she's gotten a lot of money to get her face and hair shit on. Yeah. Have you ever laid back in a supplicating position? Constantly. I would actually do this for $5. So. Lucy pays me for these services.

All right. So our next item from the initial complaint is going to be a little bit less controversial. And again, I want us to decide if we would allow Vince to do this for a million dollars. Vinnie, can you read this one for us? On March 26, 2020, McMahon sent a lengthy message to Ms. Grant, describing in detail the circumstances surrounding sharing explicit photos of Ms. Grant to a former WWE referee. McMahon described how WWE referee left to masturbate and told Ms. Grant she had made a perfect stranger very happy.

Your boy's not doing too bad. Your boy's not doing too bad, is he? What do you think, Earl? Hefner. So wait, Triple H gets the fucker, but the ref just gets to jerk off to a photo? Is that what I'm hearing? Pretty much. He sounds happy. You should become a wrestler, as the point. How bad of a job is being a WWE

referee if you're just thrilled that Vince is like letting you look in naked pictures of his assistant? He's not happy about it. But would you, you know, let him sense slutty photographs of you. For a million bucks? For a million bucks? Yeah. Oh yeah, right? Yeah, absolutely. Wait, photos are me? Yeah.

That's gross. Yeah, I'm not gonna, yeah, no. That's not for you, Carl. I have my dignity. What's that like? A million dollars in 2020 or a million dollars in 2026? Because a lot of inflation's been happening lately. I don't know. I think Carl would go for it. I mean, he did the fucking cow bikini already. That was like, what did you make for that?

Not a million dollars? I think you made me do that, didn't you? I did. Yeah, okay. And then I showed the referees, the pictures. They came everywhere. All right, we're going to skip over to number four here. I just called this one BBC.

This is about McMahon instigating threesomes with Janelle. So, Vinnie, I'm going to have you read the beginning of the text message that is allegedly from McMahon to Janelle. Do you think you might take this one for us? No, I literally have in my name. my notes here that I pick this one for you so that I could listen to you say cock a thousand times. Go ahead, Vinnie. Do I need to read it as Vince? Yes. Regarding your last picture, you need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks and all three holes at the same time.

Way up your pussy and way up your ass as far as they will go. But even farther, It's like a child writing of porn. Can I also point out all of the U's and the yours? Do not sex with U.R. for yore. This was mine and Opie's contract that he sent us. By the by. And the thickest cock goes down your throat. So it makes you gag and convulse.

Puk! Pugh! Do it! Holy fuck. As those big black cocks pound away, it feels like from the start, you're being assaulted, but it's just made you come not stuff. Wow. You're welcome, Vinnie. This is childish. I haven't started off, Rocky, but I got Vinny to do that, so let's all enjoy that for a moment.

If you type this in a text message to someone, finish jerking off and delete it. Jesus Christ. There should be post-jerk off decision-making. Like, yeah, maybe I'm... Get some clarity. Yeah. I don't know. The second part sounds kind of cool.

Just one continuous constant orgasm. And just before you pass out, those big black dick squirt their loads of cum inside you. All over you. You lay on your stomach. The cum is coming out of all your holes. Wow. All right. So this question is going to only be for Vinny.

Oh, you're going to finish it. You need to. I'll turn you over and jack off all over you. So he's a cuck. He wants to watch the new day. He wants to watch the new day just pound this woman out and jack off. That's incredible. I mean, he's going to rape her a lot also, but, you know, cuck also.

Sounds like somebody else I know. Hey, a few more of those 20s. I'm a happy pig. All right, this question, this time it's only for Vinnie. Vinny, how many big black cocks would you take for $1 million? Yeah. And then further. And then further. It's the further part for me.

No, I don't want any black cocks, Lucy. Thank you, everybody. I would consult with Dr. Steve first. I'd set up a photo, like, can I take this? Damn it. Is this going to be bad? The odds of chlamydia got very, very good of your three big black cocks. The fluids will leak out of her.

All right, Vinnie, we're going to go to number five. and I think, again, we're going to get back on board. I know we lost everybody a little bit with the Big Black Cox, but Vinnie, can you read this out for us? What the fuck? I don't think I even see this one before. Oh, it's good. During a David versus Glythe-type wrestling match in 2019,

Ms. Grant shared with McMahon her thoughts on the event, the draw of rooting for the underdog and ideas for future events. I'm sure Vince was thrilled to listen to her thoughts on everything. We'll get there, don't know. Am I paying you for you for? her ideas, are I paying you to hide black cocks? McMahon complimented her creative input.

Okay, she believes she was being taken seriously. She's dumb. She's dumb, is what we learned. Holy shit. Yep. I don't even want to read that. Would you like me to finish it for you? Sure.

That is until McMahon named a dildo after the smaller wrestler and attempted to sexualize the situation. I named this one ricochet. Just fucking waving it. Her input was greatly diminished. I mean, she had a lot of input, but not here. Vince McMahon doesn't listen to his own children. He's going to listen to this woman, explain to him how to run the business, I'm sure.

Oh, absolutely not. Listen, also, I agree with him. Women only know about dildos, so. And popsicles. Thank you. I guess no HR department down there at WWV. We're going to get into the HR issues. Well, WWE is a proud family-owned business.

business hand and they handle their stuff. The only HR I know is puffing stuff. He's your friend when things get rough. What the fuck are you is it? That's for the older crowd. Thank you. Stay tuned for my Gumby bit. Pokey.

Okay, what's next game? We're going to go to six. Now, this one is very long, so Vinnie, I'm not going to make you read it. It is longer than the Big Black Cox, I know. But in summary, basically, McMahon is ordering Janelle to get on her knees. She says that he slammed her face into his crotch, forced himself into her mouth until she, quote, had no air. And I'm sorry to report, but this was actually Janelle and McMahon's last interaction together. Oh, no.

Yeah, I know. All good things do come to an end. So, again, we're going to get back to our game here for a second. Would you let Vince McMahon skull fuck you for $1 million, Vinnie? No. You're no fun at all. I know. Lucy, would you let

Ms. McMahon skull fuck you for $1 million? A $1.83. All right, there you go. You're really bad at the go, she's. I know. Don't tell him. I think you've letting everyone through this room know. It's not going to... All right, so again, now we've got to get into the current stuff.

So on April Fool's Day, just about 10 days ago, there was a new filing by Janelle. And what is crazy about this is that... She's like, oh, I forgot a thing. Hold on. There's another funny thing that happened. Hold on a second. We're going to have to talk more about fluids as we get into this.

Fluids. Fluids. Subcutaneous. This filing is going to bring in Brock, I can't say his name. Well, ladies and gentlemen. This guy will be headlining WrestleMania next weekend, and he just got named big time in the suit. You know Mr. Brock Lesnar.

Oh, yes. Yeah. Actually, this is a better picture. This is what he looks like now. So I want you to imagine that. Coming at you? No steroids. All natural.

All natural. All right. So what is happening now is that these HR violations, just like you're talking about. They are, it's a problem. It's a problem. Brock is, it turns out as big of a problem as Vince. What does the employee handbook say about shitting on a woman's head? Don't get caught.

It's pro. Don't get caught. I fucked Sam Roberts in the ass. So Vince ends up describing, these are the new allegations, Vince ends up describing that his fantasy is to watch Brock engage in unmerciful sexual acts with Janelle. Get the fuck out of here. He wanted to watch this guy,

he just wants to watch these guys, like, get after this poor girl. Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Did you not listen to the big black contact messages? It's almost like he doesn't respect her. You notice that? That's impossible.

Means a lack of respect. That's impossible. So this continues on. It says, The sheer lunacy of risk, stunning me, given the visibility of the people involved, I don't know which thing I'm on.

Now, I'm really having a rough day to that. I got you. So now Brock's involved, because Brock was renegotiating his contract with WWE, and Vince decided to put in a little sweetener. You could bang my secretary if you want. I'll put that at the contract. And, fuck.

Paragraph three subsection A. For eight of my, fuck my bitch. It's such a wild thing that this was like in the negotiations, supposedly. And there is some paper trail for all of this. Oh, yeah. I got to say AEW, you ain't fucking any secretaries.

Why would you want to go there, you know? Tony Kahn thinks girls are icky. So this is a thing. Wait, she only wants two million more for the thing. this? I know. Would she Dr. Eval? One million. I get right. She could get a billion out of this. Could you imagine if Dr. Reva was like one million dollars

that somebody walks in with three giant black cops? Okay. Get after it. Holy shit. Yeah. So Brock gets involved in this. And I'll read this part, Kaylee. Yes, please. Basically, Vince told me that he had recruited Brock

as our next playmate and that he wanted Brock under a new booking contract. with the company. This shocked me as it sounded outrageous. The sheer lunacy of risk stunned me, given the visibility of the people involved. Their sexual interests and expectations were very ultimately in furtherance of this business deal. They're saying, so in other words, it was sex for the deal, according to her. But she also thought Vince was listening to her ideas, so who knows? How about two words? I quit. Shouldn't that have maybe crossed into her mind when three black cocks?

Where else is someone going to pay you $200,000? You're right, sorry, I'll see you tomorrow. I got you. I get you. You're taking on Brock Lesnar and I quit match. I mostly just wanted to be a fly on the wall at the business meeting. I would really like to see these negotiations going down. In July of 2021, I was directed to create personalized explicit content for Brock, which I sent to Vince's cell phone.

Vince then facilitated the exchange with Brock, who I understood resided in Canada, and which he exchanged explicit contact with Brock himself. And the unfortunate part about this, really unfortunate for Brock, is that this was supposed to happen and it was supposed to get more and more exciting. But unfortunately, when they were finally supposed to meet, he ended up getting too drunk and he didn't show up.

Oh. I know. I was really sad for her. We've all been there. We've all been there. All right. So now we're going to get even crazier. So this is...

Crazier than three black people? Cox. Holy shit. I just read this. Crazier than shithead. Come on. All right. So Vince allegedly beats Janelle

in order to prepare her for Brock. She says I won't make you read this one, Vinnie. She says that he beat me mercilessly to prepare me. Among other things, Vince pinned me down, dragged me around, ripped out my hair, slapped me, and fisted me.

Oh, no. On or about December 11th, Anthony Coombea. You were so humiliated that day. I felt for you, buddy. Big L for me. How are you even on a stage again? I know. Yeah, it's crazy.

You're going to read this, or do you want me to read this? You can read this one. God damn it. All right. In around August 2021, Vince told him. and I believe that during one of these exchanges, he made a bet with Brock Lesnar about who could physically rip me

open the farthest. How do you measure this? I can tell you exactly one way to measure that. It's a ruler. They called Dr. Steve to get a ruler. Well, her fistula is 16 centimeters. Technically called an episiotomy.

As part of this bet, Vince selected an unusually large sex toy and stated it would be used to show Brock how far Vince could rip me open with it. It was a Buick. I also want to remind everybody, this is legal paperwork. Right. That is, yeah. This is legal paperwork.

All right. Oh, my God. This next part. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so he brings out the big dildo. It says, we'll figure out how far he could rip me open, which he marked the dildo with a line. And then... With a football bat challenge ripoff, you motherfucker.

We used to do that on ONA. Yes. This opi's been. But did you mail it to anyone with their DNA still on it? I'm not admitting to them. Brock wanted to sniff that shit. Wow. He mailed it to Brock with her DNA still on it.

Vince then fulfilled his side of the bet. Brutalized me with the toy, set it aside. He shared that he had an exchange with Brock about sending it to him. But I am unaware whether the toy was actually sent to Brock or not. I really hope that Brock gives us that information at some point. It's like a fish over his mantle. All right, so next we're going to get into something wackier, but maybe not as disgusting. We are going to get into Polish Joe.

Who's Polish Joe? So Brock starts texting Janelle under a fake name. He sends her a text message that reads, Hi, this is Polish Joe. Kissy fake. emoji because again we're adults here sure it's that carlos danger yes okay now this is again it's very bizarre because why would you do this Brock allegedly in the same text message conversation where he is pretending to be

Polish Joe so that he can role play I guess as a poll because everybody wants to do that maybe there's a dick joke in there actually I'm just realizing right now he he continues sending her all of these He asks for explicit photos, and then immediately after saying, hi, this is Polish Joe, kissy face emoji, he says, show me your meat, because that's what turns ladies on. And then, oh, please, PLS. What?

Okay, please, at least he's a gentleman about it. Yeah, it's very subtle, it's very subtle. Okay, so this next day is pretty wild. On December 31st, 2021, Brock requested this. something to me I had never done before, never thought about and never wanted to do. I felt less than human when I fill myself urinating for the first time. I felt I had no choice but to comply. She had never urinated before? How is that possible, Benny? I think I'm leaking. What is this? On January 1st, 2022, Vince messaged me. You have to take a flight to Greenville, South Carolina,

this Monday. What? So I live there. So uncomfortable. Can you believe this? was happening in your town? A little enclave. Even if it's just to see Brock, I bet he calls you tonight. He then messaged me a confirmation about writing Brock onto the television broadcast to get him there to see her, to facilitate those two banging. So Vince changed the WWE television show so that he could bring in this giant monster

to bang this employee in front of him. While she's pissing. Yeah. Probably. Filming. Fucking hurt, pissing. Yeah, why not? I want to draw your attention also to paragraph 89 there. On January 2nd, 2022,

Brock confirmed his appearance on this broadcast, and he also requested that I filmed myself urinating and send it to him. I obeyed. Holy shit. That is weird. You never seen a mustache, Vince? He turned into a whole other person. He's hiding to play in science.

I have a theory about this. Donka shit. Darling, Donka Shane He tried really hard to impress her and feel young This is when all this was going on When he started showing up with this look Yeah, okay Oh boy

It worked, she obeyed A lot of soy sauce in that hair Oh, that's Polish Joe Okay, well that was number 10 Here we go We got number 10 No yeah, we did number 10 All right

Look, I'm not the only one fucking up now, yay I've been fucking up all this whole time Listen, you stop it Now, there are a couple of other funny things that happened within this affidavit that just got filed 10 days ago. Hilarious puns, like, you know, getting plowed during a snowstorm. I know amazing. I really would very highly recommend reading this whole thing. That's a fucking good one, because the snow plows.

Yeah. What the hell is it supposed to be? A glass. But most of what Janelle is actually requesting here, besides money and to say, stop getting fucked by a million big black cox is that the NDA that she initially signed is going to get thrown out. Right now, the defendants, WWE and everybody are trying to force this into arbitration so that none of this information gets leaked, but luckily we just all got to hear all of this information. We know about the shit, we know about the piss, we know about the big black

cox, we know about the dildos, we know about the plowing during the snowstorm. Talk about leaked. Yeah. Everyone was, thank you. So we're going to get to find out a lot more about this lawsuit. It is going to be really, really exciting. I cannot wait to see what is privately happening behind closed doors in this sucker. Is he immune now because of his age? Like, some people get grandfathered into being pieces of shit. You know, he's been in the news a lot.

He crashed his $256,000 car into a lady on a parkway, and then he blamed his granddaughter's birthday for it. One day he was in a limo and it exploded, so I don't want to hear about that. It's amazingly survived. Fans, fans from the old days. But let's just all remember. Then, now, forever,

and the most important word is together. He wants everybody to be together for these threesomes. He's huffing and puffing like John coming back from getting a beer. Does that look like a Halloween mask? Everybody else? It does. Bunch, bount, bamp, bunt. Oh, shit.

Thank you so much. Lucy Titebox, everybody. Give it up for. Thank you guys. Thanks for being patient with me. And stick around. We have a cop cam. I love cop cams.

My newest favorite thing. Don't touch me. I love the newest one. You doing too much, as opposed to you doing nothing. Well, if we're going to do a cop cam, we got to do a proper. Carl. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me, cause Cockham. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. All right. This is a wild one. The great Seamuse sent this one in. I think he's here somewhere.

Thank you very much. Great Seamus for sending this one in. So this lady gets pulled over, and she does a weird thing. pulling over the side of the road. She pulls into her dad's lawn. So we're off to a bad start. Home base. That's what they do now.

You can't get me now. Hey. They all try to do that shit. I'm home. Oh, right. Got me again. All the time. Clip number one. The vehicle just pulled in front of residents,

started honking to get residents to come out. What are you doing? I was coming to the house right here. Why are you honking? Okay. Hold on. Why don't you pull over right away? Oh, because I'm at the house, and so I just wanted to, like, you know, because we're already here.

Okay. Do you have a driver's license on you? Yes, sir. All right. So, yeah, she thinks that because she's at the house, she's going to be good to go. She doesn't have her driver's license. She has a photo of it on her phone. Of course. It's not her car, but she swears it's not stolen. It's registered. You know, if I let her borrow it, all that stuff. So, of course, in this situation, she's slurring her speech.

The cops like, hey, get out of the car. Do you know them? Number two. Number two. What do you think was coming up next? Jesus Christ. Is it surprising? Number two on your head.

I'm sorry, man. I had to download all this shit. I understand. Where did it go? Look at our coal burner with that letter on our back. I'm Anthony Coomia. You have to expect it. It's a scorpion and the fucking frog up here.

I don't see your number two, bro. You don't have a number two on there. All right. Nope, I don't. All right. That's the creep thing. All right, so she gets out of the car. She gives a name that's Brianna Mason.

And she's actually Rihanna Hardin. And she doesn't know her social security number. The cop's odd to her. Like, okay, there's something going on. So, like, three, she's detained. My phone? Yeah, to look at the picture? Well, I mean, I could maybe like send it, but I don't, like, give consent to the phone.

I'm just trying to look at the picture. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, you can look at the picture. You don't even have the same color eyes as the girl in that picture. That's the makeup. No. All right. Okay.

Good. Put this down. You're being detained right now. Okay. Put the phone down. Put the phone down. Yes, sir? Yep.

Yep, let it go. And for your hands on your back now. You'll be entertained. Yeah, because you're not being truthful about who you are. So I love that. He goes, can I see that driver's license again? She goes, well, can I send it to? He's like, we're not texting, buddies.

Just give me your phone so I could look at it right now. Well, it turns out she picked the wrong person to pretend she was because this cop pulled over Brianna Mason four days ago. Oh, shit. So he remembers, he's like, no, you're definitely not Brianna Mason. I actually just talked to her. So she confesses that her real name is Rihanna And she says

But Brianna is my best friend And I only lied because my license is suspended You know, I didn't want to go through all that rigamble role But since I'm at my dad's house And legally it's home base Exactly So yeah, why the fake name in clip number five Do you have any wearing Oli-Ali-Oxon free

Do you have any weapons on you? Guns, knives? All right, I'm going to patch you down Go ahead and tuck your elbows up Oh, sir, sir, sir Rihanna is carrying a firearm concealed in her underpants. Each time Deputy Gileard and his colleagues search her, they find more reasons to doubt her, but they won't find the weapon.

Okay, yeah, so she does have a firearm. More of that to come. But first, let's find out why she has so much of meth on her in my clip number six. I'm about to have to go through your pockets, okay? Do you have any on your person? No. No? Okay.

Good. Just up there. One on the keys? Yeah. Okay. What kind of drugs? I'm talking. Give me one second.

Great. So they find a shit ton of meth on her. It's in multiple pockets. It's concealed in a way that looks like she's probably distributing on that. By name Skyler White. They go to check the car, expecting to find more meth and paraphernalia. And talk about a jump scare. Brace yourself for this one, Anthony.

Cup number seven. I love a good jumps here. Yeah. Show out real quick while we try to get units back. How long you've been in the car? Whoa! No way, you were not here the whole time. That's wild.

That's wild. That is terrifying. How about the camera, man? You got any guns, knives on you? Oh, sir. Are you kidding me? You got anything on you? No, sir.

I just said no. I'm going to check the pockets, all right? Go ahead, bro. I'm like, realistically, let's not out like it's crazy. It's like a magician. It's like, Ed, there's a corner behind your ear, opposite. How do you hide one of those? He was in the front seat.

I'd like to buy an N. He just appeared out of... Yeah. All right, so at this time, Rihanna's in the back of the car, and she's slipping out of her cuffs. We watch cop cams twice a week now on this show. They slip out of their cuffs every fucking time. What's the point of handcuffs?

because they're like, it's uncomfortable in their hand cups. Right, right. So she's slipping out of the cuffs. Now the people in the house are coming outside and they're getting involved, of course. What she does, because she's out of her cuffs, she takes that visor she was wearing off

and covers up the camera that's watching the back seat. It actually is pretty smart. And so they're trying to figure out who this guy is on my clip aide. What's your home boy's name? I don't know. I just know they call them. We're still lying to each other. I'm not, I'm really not.

He came with the vehicle. He has not noticed Rihanna quickly adjusting her hands. A lot of GMC's new. He opens a squad car door or that her hat is missing. And as the night progresses, he will miss more signs. All right. So at this point, this guy blue, she said is his name. It's being a real problem.

They're yelling at the cops. Everyone's yelling at each other. He won't give out his real name. And while all this commotion is happening, no one's paying attention to Rihanna. the back seat of this cop car and she's out of the cuffs yet again my clip number nine yeah take whatever you want to the car man i'll let me check with her real quick because it's all her stuff right hey do you want that guy blue to take the stuff out of your car no all right come here come

right now bring your hand around to the front young lady get out two more cox and vince could Where did you just put in my seat? Do something with this girl. Where did you just put in my seat? Probably your hat falling. Hey Bates. Come over here real quick. Watch her.

She slipped on the cuffs and I opened the door right if she's putting something in the back seat. The deputy finds nothing in the car but completely misses the firearm bulge on Rietta's side as she sits back inside. It doesn't even matter. I want to just hit you again at the deal. Go ahead. Take seat. This is wild. What happened was she's got this gun in her underpants probably half missing.

Yeah, yeah. And when she gets her handcuffs off, she moves it to her pocket. Cops don't notice this at all. They're just like, ah, she's a slippery one, doesn't she? So my clip number 10, they're driving her back to the station, and she's armed and dangerous. Holy moly. She's got something in the back 100% because she keeps begging me to open the window.

Looking open the window, I'm hot. I got the cold air blasting. Like, no, whatever you have, I'm going to find. With a car being towed in the original scene coming to a close, Deputy Gileard proceeds to transport Rihanna to the Marion County Jail on charges of driving with a suspended license, providing false identification and possession of drugs found on her body. As the deputy drives them to the jail, Rihanna gets rid of the cops yet again and takes her shot. Holy shit.

How many shots are sad? Into his car. Bit her sweet. So this is wild. You can't really see it because she put her stupid visor up over the camera. But she just started unloading from the back seat. to take this cop out, which is short-sighted. The guy is driving

the car, right? Yeah, you're locked in. You're locked in. You're not able to get out of the backs. I don't know. You know, meth might be bad for you. I'm not sure about that. Yeah, jury's out. These have to be the absolute worst police we've ever seen. They're pretty stupid. And

we saw a cop tase a guy in the middle of a road who then got run over by an 18-wheeler. Oh, yeah, I saw that one. He was a bad cop. That's great. I watched that every Easter. It's just way worse. So the cop, he doesn't know what the fuck just happened. He thinks he got shot in the face in my next clip. Am I injured?

I thought I got a shot in the face. No, you got a great, bro. I got shot in a fucking face. You should see the other guy. If you get shot in the face, you know it. I don't think it's a question you have to ask your buddy. I don't know. I play it up a little bit.

I like to go home. I like to go home early that day. It hurts. so much. You're just picking it a scam. Don't ask me questions about not seeing the gun. I'm hurt. I'm hurt. My clip 12 is a real short one, but it's just kind of fun. Did you shoot at her?

I sure is fucked it. I couldn't wait to shoot at her, actually. So he did get hit with a bullet, as you'll see in clip 13 here. Wow. Do we see you, bud? I got a few of my injury. I'm not dead. Am I hit in the back? Southwest 42nd Street.

No, man. I just think great. Search her. I feel for this cop, but just like I always said, if you get shot in the face, you'll know it. If you get shot in the back, you'll probably know that too, right? That's the little look like Trump's ear. Yeah, you're fine.

He wasn't much. I like the way he's asking if, like, he had something in his teeth. Like a shot in the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I like fat in this? Yeah. Do I like fat in this? Yeah.

So, you know, the entire force shows up. They have her surrounded. did, she can't get out of the car anyway. I don't even understand what the point of this. They finally decide to make their move. Hey, keep your hands right out the window. Do not move, okay? All right. Keep your hands up. Come out. Get out of the car, get out of the car, on the ground. On the ground. On the ground. On the ground. Get on the ground now. On your stomach.

Look at my cuff back up, guys. I'm playing nice now. She put him back on. That was smart. That was smart, yeah. Could have been me to shot him. I don't know who she was shooting at that guy. One baby, yeah, she'd be like, I don't know, it was in cups. Well, you have to admit, for being so close, she is a terrible shot.

Yeah. How is it possible that she missed? Because I'm thinking the cuffs were on her, and she was trying to do like a... She's doing one of those things, like sideways. Yeah, that makes sense, because it wasn't her side pocket. So she's probably able to get to it. Listen to the way these police officers talk to each other. my clip 15.

I promise you she had a gun down in her to-dy-to-dy. That's good. And we didn't do a, we couldn't do a female search. That's why I just had a female searcher. Yeah, you can't, you know, I told him, I said, I said, listen, she had a gun where you can't check. So here's the deal. I'm trying to figure in my mind what is her, what is her thought process because she's locked in. I think she's on.

She's on, she's a doubt. You can't get out. No. She had her gun in her toity-toity. Next time you're with your girl. Use that phrase. Yeah, what she gets. I use it inside the waistband,

tuti-to-to-ty holster. Yes. For packing my Walther 380. This shows something, I don't want to get too serious, but yeah, women have to search women. The guy's probably like, eh, she's clean.

Yeah. And she's got a fucking gun in her tuti. And you know, we've watched the female cops, to be fair, like, search these women, and they go in, like, three fingers. They don't care. They're just like... They're like Vince McMahon in there. Dude, I swear to God, I've been felt up more by TSA agents, and I have no meth on me.

It's fucking wild the way they take advantage of me. All right, so, yeah, the cop just, like, shell-shocked, clip 16. He's like, I should not be alive right now. Oh, shoot. I fucked that out. Do we get muted? Uh-oh. No, we got it.

We're good. All good. Vote for Carl, by the way. The pro on the show. I feel this. Okay. What's that pro? I think she barely missed.

Yeah, she shot through the grate. Like, I probably should be not alive right now. Okay, Hero. I know. The fucking most irresponsible cop out there, he's like, I should have been dead. Yeah, you should have. Yeah, yeah. It would have been your fault.

That would have been the video they showed the rookies and go, yeah, don't do everything. everything this guy did. Oh, they fucked up everything. Yeah. So my last clip on here was finding out what the charges are. That was illegal. Ultimately, Rihanna Hardin was charged with felony,

attempted second-degree murder of an officer. Vince shit in her face. Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. Possession of methamphetamine. Misdemeanor driving while revoked. Giving false identity. Possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of cannabis.

She was denied Bond. And on February 16th, 2026, Rihanna was sentenced to 40, years in prison. Bond. Denied Bond. That's great. 40 years? All right. I think that's

just. She didn't kill the guy she tried to. She'll have time to think about what she did. I'm sure her fucking lawyer was like she's had such a troubled life. Looks like someone's shit on her through a screen door. Guys, give it up for Anthony Coomya

joining us on the Great Bob. I appreciate you. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, Brian. Fantastic. Time for Black Jack. All right. See at WATP, my friend. Thank you, buddy.

Thank you. Carl, we have one segment left before we start voting tonight. And we have another special guest coming early. We certainly do. Another person who has never, ever been on our show before, and somebody we've wanted to have on for a very long time. That's correct. I say this a lot on this show.

True Crime Podcasts suck. But there's one that is amazing. It's the best true crime podcast. It's The Sword and Scale. And that would be Mike Boudet. Get up for Mike Boudet, everybody. And join us on the show right now. It's time for the Scum Parade All-Stars.

Skull Parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps are made. This is a great. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum Parade. How's everybody doing out there? Stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up the blood of a cat.

Let's go parade. He picks the longest jingle for the live show. It's my favorite. That's a good one. It's a wean song. I like it. Mike, thanks for joining us here. We got some stories recently going down in Las Vegas.

Some serious scum around these parts. In this beautiful city? Can you believe it? I can't. Shocking. You know, I think that we in the past have taken the scum parade when we do a live show to feature the atrocities that happen on an everyday basis wherever we are. Las Vegas, man. They've kept us busy. I want to start off by introducing us to this gentleman.

This is Christopher Edwards. He seems like an upright guy, right? He was just hanging out at a Burger King one day when a cute little six-year-old came in and he dropped his phone underneath her little dress. Well, she dropped her Burger King crown and had to bend over to get it and he got very excited about the photo op that that created for him. Yeah. And, uh, and, uh, he, The police obviously you were called, but he has been arrested for, fuck it, Carl, all of my notes every goddamn time. Got it. Have more devices that you needed order to get this show working.

I was only going to use two, but I had to put the other monitors up here, and it's fucked. Sorry, guys. Thank you. Let's hear it for Vinny. My mom is here, everybody. Okay. So Christopher Edwards, he faces charges of child abuse, capturing distributing and displaying images in a private area of a child under the age of 18.

Metro Police responded to a Burger King for a report of a suspicious person later identifying as Edwards who several witnesses reported was using his phone to take photographs of a young girl. He was following, like, you know how low you have to get on the floor to get under a six-year-old's dress? Yeah. Good. That was a test. That is the right answer. That was a test.

That is the right answer. No. I think I'm in the wrong stage. Well, this is the thing about upskirt photos. I've talked about this a lot on the show. Worst kind of porn ever, right? The upskirt, the lighting's not good. There's usually panties in the way.

And imagine you're into child porn. You like Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer porn? Yes. Nice. Imagine you're into child porn and you click that file. You're like, oh, this is going to be sweet. And it's a fucking upskirt of a sirt of a sart. six or like, what am I going to jerk off too now?

Oh, cool. Zootopia panties, great. Yeah, right. Exactly. Is that a turnout at all? Fucking perverts, but this guy, he's been arrested. Kick it off of this. They're using the wrong lens.

Yeah, he needs a longer lens for this. He doesn't need to get so close. He wouldn't have gotten caught. But he's in custody right now, and his bail set of $40,000. He's ordered to stay away from all Burger Kings. McDonald's ball crowd, no problem. Yep. Have added a burger.

kick, Chris. Has anybody ever been to the Flamingo Hotel here in Las Vegas? The Flamingo Hotel? I hate this story. Do you really? I kind of do, too. But here's the thing. There's tourists coming in from all over the place. And a particular drunk named Douglas Crawford came down from Canada

to spend the weekend at the Flamingo Hotel. Oh, hello. And he's hanging out with his buddy, Mitchell Fairbairn, who's 33 from Ontario, Canada. And they walked past that fun flamingo pond they have out there. Yeah. And he decided at around 5 a.m. that, you know what?

I'm taking one of those fuckers home with me. I remember my first Coke bender. It always seems like a good idea at the time. What do you mean? He remembers it was a couple days ago. This guy jumps into the pen and grabs a bird named Peaches and takes Peaches into the hotel up the elevator and fucking hijinks ensue.

because this thing's trying to like escape and is running around and they're trying to catch it and they hurt this poor bird yeah they hurt its wing and he said he said that he thought Peaches wing was out so he was trying to pop it back in for her

he's basically a veterinarian at this point no he's not he said I grew up on farms I know how to do it So he has been arrested for animal cruelty. Are these people at Hackamania right now? They're in the casino at least, I'm sure of it. Peachy's okay, everybody. You could go say hi to Peachie,

just so you know you don't have to feel bad about that. I will say, flamingos are the most chokeable of all the birds. Who hasn't wanted to rig with their necks? They were made for it. Really? If God didn't want them strangled, he wouldn't have made those necks so long. That's my opinion. Now, Carl, I want to talk.

talk to you about another creep here. This lawyer, sometimes we're no strangers to creepy lawyers. There's a few in the room right now, I believe. Nick? Luigi. So this is 67-year-old Doug Crawford. He's a Las Vegas lawyer who had his license suspended a few years ago for stealing $300,000 from clients, right? He was going to give it back. No, he wasn't. He's in trouble again after allegedly sexually harassing his employees, having sex with his clients that he knew was being captured on a camera inside of his office that was broadcast to a television in the outer office for all of the employees to gather around and watch. Hold on, though. Did his live stream actually work?

This is more like a closed circuit situation. Listen, this is one of those cases, though, where if this guy looked like George Clooney, there'd be no comparison. complaints about this. Instead he looks a lot more like Harvey Weinstein. So I was just like, this is illegal, sir. Can't be having sex with women? Well, what's his name from the Today Show? Matt Lauer? He hung in there for a really long time doing this shit. Right. Yeah, he can't be a ghoul. That's number one rule. So he targeted potential clients, particularly young women in search of a lawyer for divorce or child custody proceedings. And then he would make, you know, deals with them, obviously for representation. John, call him. Yeah.

They sent in an undercover cop to find out what this guy was up to. So you got to be attractive, right? Because you want to get hit on. So could you imagine me in the other female cop? They're just like, not you, Bridget. Like, oh. All right, it's fine.

I'll go back to the car. So when the undercover officer met with Crawford as part of a law enforcement investigation and harassment allegations at Crawford's firm, she hadn't been speaking with him for 20 minutes before he allegedly started making comments about her appearance. He told the officer that, you know, when this whole case is over,

I'd really like to take you out on a date. Only if you're not my client anymore, YouTube terms of service. He then reportedly escalated his behavior. Reminder, this is a undercover cop in the office. As the officer was leaving, Crawford repeatedly gave her a hug and then began to slide his hands towards the back of her pants. This is their first meeting? Yes.

Okay, it's a little wild. Yeah, yeah. According to the police, what Crawford was doing is he would have sex with the clients in his office, knowing that the employees were able to see a live feed of the surveillance footage, and the staffer said that it was well known, and they would gather around and drink coffee and laugh and watch this. It sounds like a pretty wild place to work, actually. It's not the worst law for it, right? This has to develop over a while, right?

Yeah, this isn't day one. Investigators found the videos that he saved and recorded in his office, so that's a problem, too. You're probably not supposed to be saving those. That's, what is that, Carl? Fun? Correct. Fun for later? Reports of his alleged sexual harassment also included him showing employees nude pictures of other women

and videos of himself having sex, making comments to them about their breasts during staff meetings and asking other employees to engage in sex acts with him for money. So that's wrong. Check. I think they call that sexual harassment in the worst place. Oh, I don't want to say. see that hot divorce aide, nude, please. So I just think it's interesting that these are the types of lawyers you could hire in Las Vegas if you're looking. Or anywhere, really. Yeah. All right, it's a good point. So let's talk about a very cool teacher. You guys want to know about the school

system here? What did this fine young gentleman do? Well, this is Mr. Nguin, Nguin. Wait, wait, why is every Vietnamese name the same? Yeah, it's true. They are. They are. are all exactly the same. And I've never learned how to say it properly. Yeah, who cares? Nguyen. Is that it? I have no idea.

No, I think the G's silent. Well, by the way, Mr. Nguyen is 51 years old, and multiple students reported inappropriate behavior, including the use of derogatory terms in reference to the students. See, this actually sounds like a new Danny McBride television show. I'm down with this. Like a fifth grade teacher that just roast the whole classroom? And that's what he was doing.

He was like, no, no, the answer is six. faggot. I had this class. The students said that he would be crashing out on a regular basis and he would flip over desks and get very, very upset with them. But sometimes he was the cool teacher because he would play fun games with the class, Carl. Would you like to hear about one of the games he played?

It was called Knife Tag. School District Police interviewed at least a dozen of his students who made similar allegations about the inappropriate behavior. Now, knife tag involved him pulling a large cake knife out of the closet. You don't have to explain it. They know knife tag. You guys have played knife tag, right? I've never played.

So he would turn off all the lights in the classroom. He would take out his giant cake knife. And then he would hold it with a closed fist, turning off the lights, and would chase the children around the classroom. Play a knife tag. These kids hated their birthdays from that head. And then he was like, what's wrong, you pussies? And he'd flip a desk.

I could have sworn that's what Melton was planning all along. This might be the game Melton's going to do. Investigators were also told about a teddy bear game in which he would have students, predominantly female students, come to his desk while he was seated at his desk. He would pretend to be distraught or cry and hug the students as teddy bears to console himself. That's not weird. That one's creepy.

Yeah. I actually really like the flip of the desk stuff and call it kids have slurs, but yeah, just hugging fifth graders, like their teddy bears. I like the way the students described. They said, it made us feel weird. Yeah, that great. In a bad way. Now, some children described him as shipping students in class.

Have you ever heard the term shipping before? Okay, a couple of you have. For those of you don't know, it's a... What is that? It's a gesture saying different students and he would point at them and say, we're dating now. He was shipping them, declaring a relationship. Oh, that's fun. You could do that?

No. I've been trying to get consent all this time. No, not me. And he said he's been, when he was questioned by the cops, right? Well, hold on. One more thing you would do. I don't want to miss this one. The students also let you touch their face.

and hair in ways that made them feel uncomfortable. In interviews with the police, they said that he would place his hands under their chin or ears for them to rest on. This guy looked like George Clooney. It would be fine. Maybe not. He would also pretend to fall asleep at his desk and that students would have to hold his head up. Yeah, very weird. In an interview with the police, he stated that he'd been doing all this stuff for years.

Everything's fine and all these kids are a bunch of pussies. Yeah, school's bored. He's trying to change it up a little bit. Have some fun. Yeah. Throughout the interview, he justified his actions as a way to entertain kids and him just being funny to gain the class's attention. And for rapport building, he said.

At one point during the interview, he mentioned that he could see why some of his actions were a little weird now that we're talking about it. Taking us out of context. Yeah. These allegations against him were enough to arrest him for five counts of inappropriate contact with a minor or mentally. ill person and one count of child abuse or neglect, which they attributed to the knife tag game. You white people just don't understand Vietnamese culture. I guess I don't. I didn't even know

they had knives. I thought they chased around with the sticks. Can we address this space for a second? Yes. What is that? It's a reverse Indian woman. Why don't you use that knife and cut that thing off, buddy? All right, Carl, let's meet this woman. Oh, she's cute. She is cute. I think we could probably fix Brianna Montgomery. She's 31 years old, but then I was like, okay, she looks pretty cute.

This probably isn't that bad. And then I found out what she was up to. And, uh... Oh. I like that everyone got it immediately. This show is fucked. Everyone sees a cute talking, they'll go, ah. Are you guys in Vegas for moral reasons?

She was making some videos with her cute dog. 153 bestiality videos. Now, what's worse? 153 videos with one dog or one video with 153 dogs. You know what I mean? Thank you. It's way worse than that, because if you do the math, and Moody will love this joke.

Is there a graph involved? I mean, if you were to do this dog once a month, I'm listening. It would take 12 years. Okay? If you were to do it in one year, you'd have to do it 12.75 times a month. You'd have to, you know. Okay, dog ear math. Okay.

Okay. Moody, did you love that joke? But it probably came in spurt. Oh, he's back there laughing hysterically. I see him rolling around. Do you have a graph for that? Do you have a graph if we could attack? You could see him from here?

He can't see over the lodge. He hasn't seen any of the shows this weekend. So after posting a $15,000 bond, it was made that she was being interviewed by the police and she made the claim that I shouldn't be in trouble for this because I didn't force the dog. The dog didn't have a bad time. We're consensual, I'm a consensual adult, and my dog is, you know, three years old, so that's 21.

You know, the term body count gets thrown around a lot when you're talking about dating a lady, someone you meet. What's the dog count number that you're like, yeah, just just the one though? Not right, that's fine. So you know how she got caught, Carl? How's that? Sharing the shit on telegram. Oh. Don't do things to dogs, people.

Can we all agree on that? Let me hear if you agree on that. Don't fuck with dogs. I have a question about this story. You mentioned $1 million earlier. I see where this is going. And Mike has the money, so. Almost today.

Would you? Would I what? Bang Brianna Montgomery 153 times. After the dog. No. Dog sloppy seconds. That's the worst. You know, like, sometimes you get, like, one hair in your mouth,

but that would be like, oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. You would disappoint all of these people here at Hackamania. Boy, guys. I know, man, a million dollars just to have sex with this cute dog. No! Fuck you, no! You maniacs?

No! I'll fight everyone here. All right. This is our last member of the scum parade. And is everybody having a nice experience here at the plaza? You are? My shower head comes up to my belly button. I'm not a tall guy.

I fucking hate the showers in here. There is no cold water. It is scalding hot. Really? Because mine alternates between scalding hot and freezing. Just randomly. This fucking place. So this guy right here, his name,

I want to make sure I have a... It's Perry Carl Monroe. He's now 41 years old, and he's been found competent to stand trial. He was staying at a hotel, and he got into a little situation with the maid. You see, what he did was she came in to clean his room, and he kidnapped her and cut her in half. Is that why they don't clean our rooms anymore? Yes. Is this the guy the fucking reason?

You have to request your room getting cleaned? I have a lot of theories of what happened here, and my... guess is that this guy was just trying to be a magician. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the shit didn't work out well. But they found this poor woman in two pieces literally halved by this fucking guy.

She got Darth Bald. It's a dumb Star Wars joke. If you laughed at that, shame on you. You don't know what pussy smells like. Police found packaging for a hacksaw and hacksaw blades, along with strands of Monroe's hair and a trash can in the room, which he had registered

using his own credit card. genius. When they found this woman, they found her in a part nearby. Like I said, in two pieces. And they think this guy is schizophrenic, but then they found him competent to stand trial. So he's going to be going to trial very soon, and let's hope they throw him away forever.

What do you say, guys? Yeah, I want some new fucking towels every morning. Is that so much to ask? This motherfucker ruined it. Dirty sheets for everybody. It's annoying. Mike Boudet, everybody. Give it up for Mike.

Sword and scale. Check it out. Well, apart from everything freezing to find me up here, I think we've had a fun time. Yes. But now it's down to business, Carl. I actually, you know what I enjoyed the most, Vinny? What's that? I enjoyed watching you scramble and just doing all around terrible job at hosting our podcast.

It was very fun to watch from my advantage point. Well, I'm so glad everybody had a nice time watching that. And the best part is they're going to get to watch you. in a kilt, go down the zip line of a free monster. I don't think they are, asshole. I mean, they could. They very well could. They could if they want to.

I think it's time to find out. Let's bring up our special guest referee and the lovely Mahalia. Come on out, you two. Slide on over. So, Mahalia is going to lead you all in the voting, and Dr. Steve is going to be the one who decides. Before we start, can one of the referees bring up a point of order? police

Is there any way that we can look at Carl's um certainly scum scums uh or creeps uh mug shot we could probably do that hold on wait what I'm just

these oh these people again yeah yeah let's show these scumb bags these people we're all voting for yeah good call okay so Brad Maine Heather Pate's ex-boyfriend says Nye County Sheriff's Office now Haley you're for Mahalia, you're from here, right?

Is Nye County in Las Vegas? I do live here, and I happen to know that Las Vegas is Clark County. Get the fuck out! Yes! Yes! Fuck you! A disqualification? Well, that would be up to Carl and Vinny to adjudicate, but we just want to make sure that...

So we have a producer of this show. A guy named Alex. You never see them. You never hear from him. Oh, bitch. I don't return his emails or calls. But what he does is he sends us recommendations for guys who can bring his cruise to base up the category.

I just assume he's done his research. Oh, it's his fault. It's Alex's fault, my boy. I can't even believe that you would throw Alex under the bus. I've done it before. I know. Why can you not believe that? What do you might go to?

This is an audience vote, and I'm going to let Steve and Melia conduct this however they see fit because that's what we agreed to. to you just carry on and I'll sit here quietly smiling. Yeah, sure. Well, let's do it. Let's do it by applause. Stop you right there, Baha'uilio. Hold on, time out.

Time out. It's not if you want to see Carl. It's, did Fiddy bring the bigger creeper? That's what this game is, Mahalia. By applause. Did Carl bring the bigger creep? Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

Carl brought the bigger creep. Let's go. Creep from Las Vegas. fuck up asswife and suck my cock. I may be a fuck up, but I love all of you with all of my fat hearts. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Is it as gay as the

we're going to scream as you go down the zip line tomorrow, Carl? You know, it's funny, when Vinnie asked me in the studio what was it, Monday, you go, you afraid of heights, Carl? I should have said yes. I was like, no, not, Vinny. So I just want you to know, there's a difference. I still have to go. So I just want you to know there's a couple things we have to do for this.

So all of you are invited to join us tomorrow on Fremont Street at 4 o'clock. Yeah, you'll get knocked out of the poker tournament. Come down and join us on Fremont Street, 4 o'clock. Yeah, definitely participate in the poker tournament. A lot of great stuff going on. But we're going to do this before this little piggy. The spot where Carl is going to start is down by White Castle and it's to come all the way down to circus.

So all of you are going to have a nice view of Carl and his kilt flying through the skies. What time? Four o'clock. That's the question, right? I was told that the kilt, the traditional way to wear, is with no underpants. And also, there's two ways to do the zip line here. You can be sitting upright, or you could do, like, Superman style, like that. Could I go the opposite way?

Can I have the kilt fly up over me? I actually kind of hope you do, so you get arrested. But we're going to figure out what is going to be the first. funnest way to do this for everybody's viewing pleasure. But we hope to see you out there for that. And also, just a big thank you for coming and watching the creep off this afternoon. Yes, thank you for being here. Thanks to come to Las Vegas. Haccamania. We always have so much fun of HaccaMania. This is a great event that obviously Patrick Melton puts together with the help of Moody and the whole crew over there, Sean. All the people who help out, guys. Thank you so much.

It's more work every year, but it's better and bigger and more fun every year too. Yeah, we're truly thankful for all of you and for being a part of this festival. So thank you. And Mahalia, you wanted to thank somebody too for giving us the consequence? Yes. Big shout out, Becky Buick, for the provider of the consequence tomorrow. Thank you, Becky. Thank you. So that being said, Dr. Steve, thank you. Anthony Coomia, thank you. Mike Boudet from Sword and Scale. Thank you. Lucy Tightbox. That's right. Mahalia. And thanks to Vince McMahon for being such a pervert.

Yes. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. We'll see you next time. Thank you, Las Vegas. Nobody likes onions coming up at 6 p.m., I believe.