The Creep Off - Episode 310: THE JOKER SUCKS

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

In this episode of The Creep Off, Karl and Vinnie head into the dark, sticky world of the movies to answer one simple question: Who is the biggest creep in the movie theater? We’ve also got a fresh batch of degeneracy in the Scum Parade, and another installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, where we learn why public transportations is always a bad ideaDon’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man allegedly exposed buttocks, anus to teenage fast-food employeeFury in Italy after Nigerian immigrant cooks cat in parkArkansas man Brandon Kilpatrick sentenced 96 years in prison for child porn, sex acts with dog Man admits to hurling baby into pond, executing her parentsThe score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 1 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey Carl. What up? Hackamania's done. We can stop plugging that shit now? God, can we just start the show now? You know what? I think we could. Fuck you out.

Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Oh, Lai. Bose, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in the studio, as always, it's my co-host, my mortal enemy. And good pal.

It's hot, cuck, carl. What is happening? Benny Paulino, how you doing, my friend? Buddy, I got some energy today. I'm feeling good. Had a day off yesterday. Yeah? Except for shit, my wife made me do,

but I had a day off for the first time. I took a little time off last night. I decided to head down to Buffalo, New York, to watch what was an amazing playoff game. Dude, you got to be cloud nine. Shit, the seamers are down two nothing late in the third. Score two goals. Tage Thompson, two goals in a row.

Samuelson adds one, make a three to two, empty netter, four to two. They score six seconds to go. four to three place was electric. Well, I'll tell you, man, I was tuning in. Um, and I saw a bunch of people with fucked up teeth, but I didn't see you. I was looking for you. Interesting. You know, I was just a lot of Rochesterians were down there. I saw a lot of Ambrick hats. There's a camera feed to Buffalo. Yes. Uh, what a fantastic game though. I'm really glad that I was able to make it down to the Sabers game last night. I'm really happy for you. And, uh, honor of Papa

hamburger, I'm rooting for the Sabers this year. Thanks, buddy. Um, also speaking of the Sabers in Buffalo, We have a friend Mike Michael P. Yeah. Super Chances all the time. And also makes some fun shirts from time to time. I brought gifts today. No shit. He came into our PO boxes from Michael P.

For you. Oh, fuck. Yes, that's awesome. So it's a moonhead for the Celtics logo. By the way. He's a Celtics fan. Can I just say the Boston Celtics yesterday broke the NBA record for the biggest point difference in a first game of a playoffs? They beat the 76ers by 30 points.

Wow. Well, I'm glad. that that game was a blowout, not the Boston Bruins game. We want Boston. We want Boston. Go fuck yourself, Philly. You know, a big Cubs fan, right? I do.

He made this shirt for me. In honor of the creep off. That's an incredible shirt. Isn't that sweet? That is an incredible shirt. It's a creep in there. That is incredible. So thank you very much, Michael P.

You're the man. Thank you for mine. I really like that. Ryan and Kaylee worked on this for me in Vegas when I did the zip line. Yeah, why don't just say that one. We're going to talk a little bit more about that. Yes, Vegas was a blast. So thank you to Ryan and Kaylee.

Now, for those of you who did watch the Las Vegas live show, I hope you enjoyed it. We are going to show Carl's consequence video in just a little bit. But we did an episode before that. It was a wildcard episode. And we never told everybody how that turned out. I don't even know. Well, here to tell us, it's our pal, Danny. And I got to tell you, she looks good today, bro.

Oh, no, I hope she can't hear me. Hey, Danny. Hey. Oh, my God. I missed you guys. How was Hackomania? It was fantastic. The only thing that would have made it better is if you were there.

Oh, my God. One of these days, I promise. I'm going to get there. I know. You got the little one at home. It's understandable. But no, it was a blast. You would be the first mother to abandon their children to go to Vegas.

Or to a Screamup event. Yeah. So Vegas was unbelievable. If you haven't seen or heard the episode yet, star studded. Anthony Coomia joined us as we talked about Vince McMahon for a while. He watched a crazy cop cam. The cop cam video with Anthony and then Mike Boudet from Sword and Scale came on and did the scum parade.

Yeah. Oh my God. No way. You fan? Yeah, I love Sword and Scale. That's like besides the show. You didn't watch the live show without saying you didn't watch the live show, Danny. I started listening to it and then I had to get busy and I didn't get back to it.

We even had like hackomania, you know, links or whatever that we bought. So that was on me. I just, I didn't get to listen to it all. Mike, Mike's a friend of the show. We were hanging out with him quite a bit in Vegas. And we're having lunch. We're like, dude, you got to come up. You're the best true crime hosts.

There is. You got to come up and participate. So I shouldn't tell this story, but this is true. I saw him after that. And I was like, Mike, thank you so much for coming and doing the show. Dude, it was great. You got to come back on again sometime. Just have some fun with us.

And he's like, uh, maybe okay so it wasn't a good experience when he said he seemed to have a good time i was missing afterwards he seemed to have a good time so i think it's fine no he was great i've just busting balls he's a sweetheart um so it really was a good time and also shout out to cayley cayley great job without helping us get some vincent man stuff now by the way um here's hell yeah was there dr steve was part of the show that your official referee another celebrity on the show absolutely and carl you know we talked about about Brock Wesner a lot during that segment.

Yeah. Last night was WrestleMania, and he had a match. And you know how all of that stuff about him and the pee videos and stuff kind of came out right before all of it? Right, yeah. Well, this was his first appearance in a very long time. He came out. Did he pee him stuff? Lost.

Like an homage? Oh, no. He lost. And then took off his boots and left took to the ring two symbol. I am retired. Thank you, goodbye. Oh, that's funny. He's like, I got to get out of here now, guys.

I don't want to be called as a witness. I'm out of here. I am contractually obligated to be here right now, but I will not be coming back. Here's my boots. Bye. Who did you lose to? A guy named Obafemi, who by the way, WWE people, if he's not in the main event next year, they're out of their minds.

Oh, he's good? Obufemi? Obafemi's huge. He's like bigger than Brock. He's probably an inch or two taller, but he's just as Jack. And he's, I believe, from Nairobi. Who cares what their physical makeup is? Is he funny or not?

I know he does like a weird walk thing when he comes in, it's fun. You can't do you. You can't wrestle because of how they are and tall? No, I'm like saying he's a monster. He's like, I'm trying to describe that he's a big, big, scary person. So he's not like one of those little fucking hot shots bouncing around.

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. All right, buddy. You like wrestling. Flip and flopping all over the place. I get it. Let's slap some meat, boys. All right. Whatever you're into you over there, Vinny.

We'll go for it and say, I'm gay. That's fine. It's their own. I wondered why you liked wrestling so, I'm trying to get it. You're always dressing me up in things where you might see my junk. You want me to kill to the cow bikini. Yeah, now I'm starting to understand what's going on here, buddy.

Well, I mean, I'll be honest with you. There's only one person on this screen right now that I actually bought the selfie stick for. That's true. Don't flatter yourself. All right, Danny's hotter than me. I'll give it to her. Danny, tell us who won the last episode of the creep off. Okay.

So before Hackermania, we had the Wild Card Round. And that round went with 50. 35% of the vote went to Carl this time. Yes. Now it's... I did not know. I want to thank all the people that help produce this show. I want to thank our producer.

You're welcome. I want to thank my co-host, Vinnie Paulino, for coming up for the idea to do the creep off. I want to think my friends and my family for the support they give me, allowing me to cut up cop cam videos every Monday morning and Friday morning. My agent, I want to think my agent. I want to thank the Hollywood peeps out there. Anna Bush, thank you for your support, my friend.

All right. That's enough. Hey, Carl. Yes, sir. You got to start being nicer to Alex. I'm trying to be. He was very pissed at me. He sent me a very angry email.

I bet he did. Yeah. I bet he did. He was so mad at you. I know. You really threw under the bus at the live show and just smiled while you did it. I know. It's not the first time I've done it.

God, I would hate to be stabbed by you. Well, you don't really fucked me up. Well, I think it was a Lucy. But whatever. My hell he adds to Dr. Steve, because she lives in Clark County, that my creep was arrested.

different county but the kids are from Vegas they drove 25 miles to torture the guy that was the point well rules are rules no that's not no rules are rugs car they think they kid that the guy in megas you think that you think people would have clapped for you more no i'm really glad i lost i talked about this on the bonus show on friday losing that was the best thing because vini did all the legwork put in so much work to get me the zip line set up at the right times i can be on this little piggy and i could work my schedule around it and it was so fun i had a blast doing it everyone was there to support so i really enjoyed it All right. Well, we need to change that right now.

Thank you, Danny, for joining us. We will see you again next week. You're looking great. I hear Danny's going to the beach soon. She's going to have herself a good old time. So look out beach boys. Danny's coming. All right. At Danny,

cancellation on Instagram and we'll see you soon, dear. Be good. Those tities will get in your son. So careful while your sun bathing out there when Danny's around. Absolutely. There's not enough sunscreen for him, to be honest with you. Oh, yeah. She's in trouble.

Yeah, but, you know. I'll nurse them back to health. What you're going to have to do is find somebody to consistent. instantly apply. Well, you know what is really good for sunburn and saliva. That is true. Yep. That's what I call a fact jack. So Carl, do you want to watch your, uh, your videos? I do. Do you have it? Yeah. I sure do, buddy. I haven't seen this. So fun fact, Carl lost the stuff that I paid for so we could get a hold of this video easily. I always leave something in my hotel room. I really have retarded. I had to go through a lot. I was probably eight emails with these people. And the worst part is I'll probably find the card like

tomorrow. It's probably in my bag somewhere. Carl, how many times can I text? The fucker in the Kilt. He's the fucking guy with the fucked up teeth and the kilt. Yeah. How many of those did you have on Sunday? Oh, boy. Now, one thing I realized to people, Carl was like, oh, it's so much fun. And, you know, the whole idea was the upskirt picture. Sure. It turned out that the most unflattering angle was not the upskirt, but the down face. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. I, I, I, I think my hat and glasses off. That did not help me at all. Why was I aiming this at myself?

Carl, the audio on this is terrible. Oh, no, that's the whole point. So at times I'm going to mute part of it, but we'll just give it a little watch the parts where there is dialogue. Like you starting this up. Now, tell us what's happening here. All right now we're on these risers.

We're laying on our stomachs. And you can't really see anything. There's this door that's up. So there's like no knowing how high up you are, what you're going to see once that thing opens up. And so it's just kind of this anticipation of it a little bit. We're going to launch you across the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you really can't see anything at all at that point, right? Right. Okay, let's see what happens. So it's impossible to know what this is cool like once we actually take that. Ah! But I'm sure it'll be excited. And hopefully it doesn't last very long. I'll say, you have this little biggie.

Very important things to cover about here. Look, everybody. He does know how to plug a shell. For extra money? It's going down. This was a lot higher than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, I'm going to lower this now because all we hear is wind noise at this point. Yeah, that makes sense.

So Carl, just having a nice time. Just had a little conversation with the people. And those are all people, those are all people looking at Carl up at the front there, waiting for him to go. There were a lot of people in the front and a lot of people at the end. end of this thing too. This goes a lot faster. I thought I was going to go. It was actually pretty fun. Yep, yep, yep. Yep. So this is a long ways. Now, as he starts getting towards the end, he's going to realize that's the golden nugget, which is about halfway down. Yeah, I'm worried

that I'm going to get stuck because people are getting stuck all weekend. Yeah. It's a whole ordeal when it's going to get stuck. They didn't tell me anything about how not to get stuck. So I was just hoping I was fat enough. See that big giant group of people. Those are all people here to see Carl. Yeah, those are my people right there. And if you notice right there, there's me giving Carl the middle finger coming up. Nice. The Vinnie Polyno. I think I'm flicking you off as well during this time.

There it is. Yes. And you know what you're right. You are because one of the still images that this thing caught is Carl giving me the middle finger. Perfect. That's amazing. Yeah. We got to be able to take out the background, Photoshop that and use that for a number of things.

There's Carl giving me the middle finger and smirking as a ghost over. So happy at Vegas. What a good time. No, I love how people filmed you coming off of this and they put it on Reddit. because you thought you were so cool right yeah dr steve probably is the best but i don't have that one i don't have that guy i was talking to specifically well here's part yeah i was surprised i turned around and all of a sudden there's people they're waiting for man it's cool look at it you're not supposed to get cheers when you do a cat's nuts i did what now i paid for me to have fun i paid for you

lost you paid for me to have fun i said you lost in scotch sequence well we did get this shot thanks to oh fuck who got that our pal erin lewis i would like to thank you Kim for bringing a super wide lens to get into this lovely holy shit yeah i saw him down there did i um did i tell you the guy made in front of my chicken legs when i got strapped in no but i need to know about that jesus great i talked about it on one of the videos i was talking anyway yeah that's not flattering and we just strap an old man and do what do what do you think it's going to look like you're going to be sexy fuck you so the real fun part was after this little piggy carl came out and uh outside of the show him a bunch of people were waiting oh

you have this this is cool yeah so here's carl being celebrated more for his consequence which is absolute bullshit all of these people are wearing t-shirts of carl and the kills oh man it's amazing you guys are the best you get bit her butter butter bitter oh you're so pretty carl uh oh i ruined your creep Fuck you. Fuck you. Well, that's fun. You know what I don't like about this is how fun and happy you were doing it.

Yeah, that was a good one. It's better than wearing a gay shirt around Fremont Street. Definitely. Costs about the same. I was secretly hoping this was the year I was going to lose it. I was going to go do the fun flight, but I didn't get to. And Carl did. I still had to pay for it.

Danny wants one of these shirts. So I'll see what I can do. I'll see if there's more for you, Danny. Get her the ones. Do you know the ones that Kaylee made with the nipple cutout? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did she show you that? I thought she was just showing me that one.

She showed everybody that one. Really? Yeah. Oh, you matter. It don't feel special anymore. Carl, it's a holiday. Did I mention that? It is a holiday.

It's 420. Yeah. But it's also Sabres Wind Day. Uh-huh. And it's also, of course, Super Chat Monday. We're celebrating with you guys. At SC Flag, thanks to the 333. Hopefully no lazy picks like Herman or faux Joker.

Is you talking about James Holmes? I hope not too, man. Yeah, I hope nobody's that lame. Adney, 5191, thanks to the 99. Glasgow Scalton's Odeon Cinema and Renfield Street boasted the phantom shitter in the 1980s, who defecated in empty seats before screenings, never caught, but probably an employee. Interesting. That's a fun.

That's a fun thing to sit down on. I beats a whoopee cushion, you know. It doesn't make the same noise, but it's fun. It's a squishier noise. Yeah. Hank Bellanova. Thanks for using my suggestion, Vinny, and to do, Dr. Steve for taking notes. So, uh, yes, Hank, thank you. He is the one who suggested this to me.

Ed Hackamaine. He goes, you've never done biggest creep in the movie theater. You better do it. So that's what we're doing today, by the way, burying the lead. Um, Mike Blinsky 298 became a YouTube member. Welcome, Mike. So glad to have you. And, uh, Hank, once again, thanks for the Fiverr and to Carl. I shaved a 20 year old beard to be Helga. Thanks for noticing. Hope you like the pins boys. Just, okay. Oh my gosh. The costume contest was overlooked. There's so much creativity. and Helga and Lisa were in the costume contest. They were fantastic. So well done, Hank.

I'll just go ahead and say this. My favorite costume, blonde to Mr. Hunter Duke, who dressed up as a big chocolate starfish. Yep. As Kiki's bunghole. Yes, Keato's butthole.

That was a great one. Joseph Collins, Ola, Creepos, damn you, Carl, go Bruins. Fuck the Bruins. If they had one, I was going to wear Bruins at today. I believe you.

Syc Labs, thanks for the Fiverr, was born in Rochester, lived in Greece for a decade, so love the Sabers, but not as much as the Penguins, F the Flyers. Oh, the Flyers won in their game one. Psych Labs is very talented, and I didn't know he's from Russia. That's cool. Go Sabers. Okay. So how many secretaries did Vince promise this a new guy, Vinnie?

When are the videos and emails going to come out about the new guy? See you in Syracuse. Are you saying that Obafemi was involved in Vince McMahon's inner office shenanigans? Probably. Thanks, Labr and Mystic. I don't think Obufemi's working an office job. Labrador Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. River Dan should be Carl's next consequence.

Chicken legs. All right, fair enough. What if I'm too good at it? Joseph Collins, 999. Happy Patriots Day, Boston Marathon Day, Carl and Vinnie. How do you celebrate the Boston Marathon Day, Carl? I don't. Fair enough.

Amy Lynn, 1737, thanks for the two bucks. I absolutely loved Takamania this year. Well, you were probably there then because everyone who was there, loved it. everyone it wasn't there thought it sucked uh two keys unpaid staff thanks for the two bucks who knew gays could fly fairies have wings any okay uh good job carl bad job vinny thank you daniel thank you appreciate it buddy i don't know what did i do wrong i do lots of good things right did you yeah i got the video that you left behind thank you appreciate it did all that shit well i believe it is time for a competition, Carl.

Biggest creep in the movie theater, ring that bell. You get to go first. All right, I did look at James Holmes. Now, if you want to pull up the photo I have of James Holmes as a dork. Sure. So you guys are remember this guy. This is the 2012 Aurora theater shooting. The killed 12 people injured 70 others.

This is the guy who went to the dark night, midnight airing. Zip, zip, zip, shit. And shot up the place. Now, I'll be honest, this was a big. new story and I hated this guy because I hate anyone who thinks they're the fucking joker and as being the joker but it turns out all those reports were incorrect this guy didn't give a fuck about the joker or batman okay well can i just say this yeah all the people are there to watch a joker movie so you know dark nights one of the best movies ever made

maybe you're dead i'm a play me all on you overrated dark night rises is overrated you're insane even danny's shaking her head at you backstage gives a shit you're insane He's not just a joker. You're so in character. When James was a kid, he was frightened of what he called nail goats that would hammer the walls at night. So his wealthy parents sent him to a psychiatrist, which totally fixed him.

And he was fired after that, after the nail ghosts incident. I like how that first picture makes it look like he should be going to Hogwarts. Well, you know, his dad was very wealthy. He was a scientist. He was a mathematician. And so after high school,

he moved to Aurora to study neuroscience at the University of Colorado. He was also active on Match.com, an adult friend finder. People found his profiles there after the fact. He would hire prostitutes on back page and leave reviews for them on message boards. So, no, he's not the guy who out in Scarlethampton for having a shitty butthole. But he is one of those guys who does that. It's prostitutes and wants to rate them afterwards. This guy is a creep.

The other guy is a hero. He's warning people. So he dated this chick from his biology class when he's an undergrad. And she said he often made deadpan jokes that made other things. that made other people uncomfortable and expressed his desire to kill people. And she was like, cool. Hey, you should probably get help there, buddy. It's not great.

Sure. But whatever weird boyfriends, all girls have had him, moving on. He went on, earned his undergrad degree in neuroscience, graduated the top 1% of his class. Danny, is that true of a squeak and clean butthole? You're not on camera right now. We won't get our YouTube channel shutdown. You can show us. You can show any of me.

I'm just. for a little bit of proof. That's all. Oh, Holy shit, she's showing it. Vinny, look at that.

It is. It's perfect. Oh, my God. It looks just like Hunter Duke. How is she spreading it so wide? It's amazing. Danny the Gape.

Oh, my God. It's sucking us in. It's a black hole. All right. Where was? So fast forward to 2012. He's now in graduate school. He goes to the student health clinic to seek help for his mental health issues after

his girlfriend broke up with him. I'm sad. The psychiatrist who treated him was concerned about his homicidal ideation expressed in their last meeting together. Sure, sure. She believed he may have had schizoid personality disorder. She listed specific concerns such as a longstanding fantasy about killing as many people as possible.

His reliant to discuss any details about his plans at the unclear timeline. It's like, yeah, I want to do this stuff. She's like, oh, okay, well, when do you think you're going to go around about killing people? I don't know, man, leave me alone. I got to make all the decisions around here. I don't think I want to do that.

So she considered placing him in an involuntary mental health hold. Right. But the sound of the guest is because he figured, well, that's going to make him angry. He's not going to want that. So it's better we let him run around free and bother people. He keeps telling me he wants to murder a bunch of people. And I feel like maybe we should do something about it. But also he'll probably get mad and want to murder me.

So better them? Yeah, exactly. Like, if I just don't go see any movies, I'll be fine. So Holmes chose the Century 16 Theater for his attack because he liked movie theaters. and that specific movie theater he could lock the doors he knew how to lock the doors inside the theater

how do you fucking learn how to do that I don't know man I guess if you're interested in that sort of thing you can figure it out right look out Webster he wanted to maximize them more casualties

you want to make sure everyone was locked in there also he found an area that where police wouldn't be able to respond very long so he could spend more time shooting up the place sure this is what I found very annoying about this guy

I did not know this prior he specifically chose to attack a midnight screening because he'd believed fewer children would be present. Now, Minnie, think about the impact on society when you murder a bunch of people. If you kill off kids, what are they delivering to society? They're just taking, taking, taking, you know, it's not like, oh, no, my door dash is going to get delivered because Billy was shot at the movie theater.

Sure. You know, it's actually Mark, who I need delivering my door dash the next day. They got shot up and now I'm hungry. Yeah, I, the productive member of society needs to survive. Right. The adults. Correct. This guy's just like, oh, let me just take out people who are doing jobs.

that are necessary. Yeah. I mean, I agree the guy's a creep, but, you know, whatever. Also,

the reason why he chose, the Dark Night Rises. Yeah. He knew it'd be sold out. It had nothing to do with liking Batman. People were like, oh, he's obsessed with Batman.

Like, no. Didn't he paint his face? Well, he didn't paint his face, but he did do up his hair like a douchebag, as you can see in that.

Oh. In that other. I thought that was one of his father's scientific experiments that went wrong. His famous mugshot right there. His strawberry shortcake hair. Such a douche. He's such a douche. He's,

stinks. So he also thought about going to an airport, and then he thought it might be misconstrued as terrorism. And he wrote, terrorism isn't the message. The message is there is no message. Cool. Oh, my God. That is joker bullshit if I ever heard it.

Holmes had to consider, he had considered serial killing as an option. But later reasoned, it was too personal, too much evidence. You're easily caught. There's few kills. And I see this is how I approach my meth use, you know, do I consider? stringing along over a long period of time just get gradually and gradually worse so bad things are happening or just have like one awesome bender to end all benders so i'm kind of like with him i'm like let's just fucking go on a travel glory right sure why not uh in may he started buying up lots of guns he bought

a spike strip in case he got into a police chase so he really thought he was like how the fuck is he is he going to deploy that while he's driving i don't know man i don't know but he had all figured out he thought this is going to be like a movie or something um this is annoying immediately to the shooting, he called a crisis hotline for mental health with the hopes that someone would talk about committing a massacre in the next few minutes. It's like, really, dude. Please insert another quarter for five more minutes. Yeah.

The guy, you know, just like, he's making the voice like, okay, Joker, whatever, do your worst asshole and just hung up on him. So that didn't really work out for him very well. You know, if you're calling someone because you want to get talked out of something, just talk yourself out of it. You've already made that decision. It really is true. If you're at the point where you need somebody to talk you out of something,

you already know you don't want to do it. So fucking stop yourself. Put on your big boy pants and act right. Too many didn't have Grock back then. Although Grock might have been like, I don't know. Rock should I? What you've been wanting to do for a while? He'd be telling me about it.

So Grock would be like, and what movie is playing? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it. What's the worst that could happen? So he set off these smoke canisters to make it look cool. You know, it's like, again, like a movie scene. He bust through the exit door.

He's got the smoke canisters filling up the theater with smoke. People probably thought it was like this immersive experience. like it's Disney world or something. Oh, it's immersive. All right. And then he just started open fire on the theater afterwards. He's hanging out by his car. Police show up, arrest him without an incident. He's just kind of like, man, that's over with you know, and the fact that he had the spike strips and he even told the police that we booby trapped his apartment. So no one got hurt. Like he didn't even go through with letting the detectives get burned up or something. Like he had all these grandiose ideas. They make this like

cool thing. This kind of like whimpered out, just lost steam like, I've done enough. It's fine. I'm with silent shape. lame all right he half asked the whole thing um he acts like he was all out of it in court show my other photo of him he never made eye contact with the judge or anything he just said like i'm depressed and that fucking hair vote for carl uh the creepop dot com slash that should be a fucking consequence whatever the fuck that it should be a consequence i already had to do frost and tiss with i bet with bob leaving that's not my fault you should have to get the little orphan annie So vote for Carl, patronic cops to creep up because he's got a stupid fucking red hair alone.

The jurors found Holmes guilty at all 24 counts of first degree murder, 140 counts with attempted first degree murder, one count of possessing explosives, and a sentence enhancement of a crime of violence. Holmes was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole after jurors failed to unanimously agree on death sentences. One juror was opposed to sentencing Holmes to death due to his mental health issues. Those are people who should put to death, in my opinion, what do I know?

Yeah, that's not great. Judge Samor formally sent his homes to 12 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole for the murder charges and additional 3,318 years for the attempted murder and explosive possession charges. So he will not be free ever again. James Holmes wasn't into the Joker. We were told that he was because the news media is lying to us all of the time. Vote for Carl. Wow. If your creep was the media, maybe I'd vote for you.

Vote for Carl and the media is the creep is what I. But instead, ladies and gentlemen, I would introduce you to the biggest creep in the movie theater. This guy. How would you even know he was there? Augusta J. Williams, probably because he's so loud. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, Augusta J. Williams is my creep today. And let me tell you a little bit about him.

In January of 2023, by all accounts, a very naive and innocent 15-year-old girl was dropped off at the movie theaters by her mother at the Hollywood. at the Hollywood 16 theater in Ocala, Florida, to watch a movie with a couple of her friends. Now, after the movie, she was supposed to get a ride home with her friend's mother. Sure. But the friend's mother had to change plans and sent her father to grandfather instead.

And when the grandfather showed up, he was like, I'm not taking other fucking kids home. Get your own ride kid. Took his granddaughter and left this 15-year-old girl in the care of the armed, security guard at the movie theater. Augusta Jay Williams. Yeah, all right. Seems reliable. Sure. And you know, you know what he told

the old man? He says, oh, I'll make sure she gets a ride. I'll make sure she gets a ride home. No problem, sir. And that's when, uh, he said to her, let's call your mom. She says, well, I can't because I have a phone, but I don't have a phone plan. So I have to connect my phone to Wi-Fi to make a call. Okay. That seems like a solution. We can find a solution to that. Sure. So he's like, why don't you come with me? And he leads her away from the front door, away from all the people, all the way down through the theater to one of those small theaters, you know, where the movie that's been around for a real long time is playing that everybody's already seen and it's not going to see. Yeah. It's a place you get a hand job under your popcorn. Sure. Yeah. Sure. So he takes her into that theater and security cameras show them in the theater for about 20 minutes and then an obviously traumatized teenage girl emerging. raping children. Well, this poor girl was brought it and reminded

that he had a gun and was then told to get on her knees and take care of business. And they have not said exactly what happened here, but I'll explain to you. I know oral sex works. Well, I don't know. I don't know if you cup the balls or not, but

there was a whole thing. There was a menacing. There's a whole fucking thing. This guy's a real monster. And this 15-year-old girl was like, uh-uh. So finally they come out and he uses his phone and calls him and says come get your daughter i'm finished whatever the fuck he says yeah yeah and she shows you can't spend the night i'm done with her now yeah he the mother shows up and he's yelling at the daughter because she didn't come home when she was supposed to come home yep and he's like yeah well you know she's been at the theater you know i kept an eye on it for you here you go like you know he basically would pat the gun on his hip you know minnie i have a problem

with this. First off, 15 year olds, you have terrible blowjobs. Sure. They have no idea with a especially under duress.

I was, I was going to say with a gun to their head probably even worse. Yeah. You know, then again, though,

internet porn is everywhere. Maybe girls are good at it now with their 15th. Never mind. I take it back. Well, this girl was not. The mother said all the way

home, the girl was crying and showing signs of trauma, but she thought it was because she yelled at her because she didn't come home. Right. Not because she gave a toothy blowjob to a black man.

Not because this man just fucking mouth fucked her at a movie theater at gunpoint. So she gets home and she goes immediately to her room and she spends a whole night crying and sobbing. And the mother the next morning finally decides to talk to her daughter

and find out what happened. She explains to the mom what happened inside of the theater. The mother loses her shit and goes directly to the theater. It starts yelling at the manager who's probably like that dorky kid for the Simpsons. And he's like, gee lady, have you thought about calling the cops? So she calls the cops

The cops show up at the theater Around the same time that Augusta here Shows up to work All right, yeah So the cops start questioning him And he said, no, I was going on and help her find her phone I don't know what you're possibly talking about

So the girl told the cops Where in the theater this happened? They brought in some investigators And they brought in the old black light And Carl, they painted a section of this theater There was enough to take a DNA sample from this and they got very clearly his DNA mixed with hers. So apparently she's a spitter.

I was going to say, another thing 15 year olds don't do is swallow. Yeah. That's another problem. Toothy and don't swallow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The cops reported a strong glow. He's all proud of himself. He's like, oh yeah, that's mine.

So the investigation continues and they're like, okay, this guy's a third party, works for another company called Knight's Security out of Gainesville. Florida. And they start looking into this guy. Now, in order to be an armed security guard, you have to have a license in Florida. You have to be licensed to carry a firearm as a security guard. And you also have to have a license for a gun. Sure. But fun fact, my guy didn't have either of those. But he was hired anyway. Nice. In fact, in October of that past year of 2021, I'm sorry, two years before that, he applied it on October 18th and was denied on the 21st. Oh. That's how quickly they said, no way you're getting a gun.

So they looked at his photo is what you're telling me. Pretty much. Yeah. And he was still hired by this company anyway. So as you can imagine, there are lawsuits are all around. On top of the SA charges, he was charged with falsely impersonating a security guard, two counts of operating as a security guard without a license, openly carrying a firearm or electric weapon. The gun was a big part of the assault.

This girl explained to the police every time she wanted to stop, he would put his hand on the gun. So that turned her on or no it's scared the shit out of this child car to get inside of the gun or something I didn't realize I thought maybe that was her kink yeah this is a very very very very very fucked up thing that had that happened cheese louise now his defense carl obviously has a defense this is a he said she said true this is a he splood she spit situation right she might have been asking for it right but uh he claims that the reason why she accused him of all this and she set him up was because a month ago, he had accidentally pepper sprayed a bunch of teenagers at that movie theater.

Accidentally. Well, so he was telling them all to stop. They were all screwing around and he pulled out his pepper spray and pepper sprayed a crowd of teenagers. Yeah. Makes more sense. He claimed it was an accident. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah. I accidentally sprayed the pepper spray on a bunch of kids and ended up throwing up and having all these problems and be getting in trouble at my job. And he said she was one of those kids and she's trying to get back at him. But the fact is, it was her first time at that theater. It's the theater her friends wanted to go to and she had never been there before. So if it wasn't for that grandpa, she would never have been left with this guy. Either way, he saw the opportunity, Carl.

I was like, I am going to face fuck a child and at my job in the middle of the day. So if it was that night, it would be better? No. Oh. No, either way, because there was no penetration, and this is Florida, he was only found guilty of lewd and lascivious battery on a child between the ages of 12 and 16. He was convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison. Okay. So, ladies and gentlemen, this week when you visit patreon.com backslash the creep off, make sure you vote for your pal Vinnie.

Did he call the I'm too horny hotline ahead of time to try to get talked out of getting this toothy blow job? Nope. Okay, because my guy, anyway. Nope. But your guy's just whatever. Vote for Carl. Whatever. Top, you're the one who always yells at me.

Top Google search. James Holmes. Okay, Carl. Listen, when Ruth did it was brought up, I've been wanting to study this guy for a while anyway, because I was always fascinated by that case. What fascinated you about it? The fucking Joker thing. The guy's just like, oh, look at me.

I hate, I hate, listen, Nick Kata, I'm sorry, man. I hate anyone who's got, like, fucking images of the Joker and, like, act like, they're like, hey, look at me. I'm a crazy bad guy. It's like the Joker character is interesting. It can be fun. I like Dark Night Rises. Whatever.

But I don't think you're that guy. It's lame. It's not interesting. And thankfully, uh, James almost didn't think he was that guy. I just want to watch the world bird. Yeah,

exactly. Go fuck yourself. Exactly. All right. Oh, man. She, Danny's right. It's cringe.

I don't know what she's talking about. She's talking about people who think the Joker's cool. Ah, got it. All right, Carl. I don't, I know what time it is, buddy what time is it buddy and it's time for our favorite segment of the week i can't wait to see calls cock can fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me

car's cop can lose all your rights ruin your life this one comes in from boner guy 69 always sends us some great recommendations i gotta be honest there's something about this cop cam that seemed familiar to me i don't know if it was in the scum parade at one point but uh this is very interesting it starts in my clip number one the glorious life of being a bus driver i've heard it's not at all glorious caro you'll you'll see hey sir you're all right jesus i'm gonna check you out can you see out here what's that my left for the most part are you all right my head of the there just like moves the ear I got a lung all over, brother.

He was punched me around with that lady there. He was punching her first. All right. So this maniacs on a bus starts beating up a blind woman. And then with the bus arrow and a mom, there's beat the show of the bus driver. And you can see he is beat up badly. Jesus. This is not great.

So let's find out how the blind lady got involved in all this in my next clip. Hey, man. I know. I got an email that's coming forward. I'm okay. I'm a police officer. I'm gonna touch your forehead, okay? I just wanna move your hair.

Okay. All right, so you got some cuts on your face. You feeling dizzy, lightheaded, anything like that? My mouth hurts. I think you knock on my teeth out. Okay, can you open your mouth for me? Oh, no. Yeah, you do have a little blood in your mouth.

Okay, I have an ambulance coming to talk to him that happened. There was a man sitting next to me and all the sudden I heard him these two ladies in the back calling them saying all kind of nasty things about them. And that made me angry. me angry so I turned down and told him to not do that and then you just swung on me. Ah, so you made him angry. Takes two to tango, honey. Biddy.

Would you ever insert yourself into a yelling match taking place on a bus, public transportation? I mind my own business so fucking fast when that happens. Listen, let me tell you how this works for me. I pretend to be the blind one. I saw nothing. I know nothing. I didn't react to anything. Why is you getting involved in this argument?

Because I felt bad for them saying, terrible things to all their ladies. Yeah, they keep saying she's blind. I think she also has a little bit of the, Wendy, the slow adult thing going on, too, it seems like, but I could be wrong. Yeah, after the cop said, okay, I hope you feel better, ma'am. She said, thank you.

Exactly. You ready for an eyewitness account on what happened? My clip number three? Let's do it. Let's do it. Then he went to go get off the bus, and the door was shut, so we started boiling on the driver. From my understanding, I didn't see that far because I'm on my name.

Yeah, yeah, you're wasting my time, ma'am. There's all these other people on the bus who actually have eyeballs that work. I was going to talk to them. Why are you telling me what you think might have happened based on sounds you heard? Gives a shit. I heard a thub, a crack, a snap. All right, lady, I know you got beat up. Hush, hush, I would have thought to someone who knows actually going on.

So then we speak to another victim. My clip number four is an animated lady. Okay. I was sitting at him. He jumped up right day when you sit there and kick the dummy out of me. So you were sitting right. I was sitting back and he jumped up and he kicked me. He kicked you?

How many times he kicked me hard? About one time, give her take. This lady sees us as her big opportunity to go viral. I think she wants to have a song made. He kicked me hard. He kicked me hard. He kicked me hard. He kicked me hard.

Doesn't she seem like she's got that like, oh, shit, this is my moment. I'm going to make it right now. Internet famous. So ladies and gentlemen, this is. why the isotopes aren't bigger. These are the ideas that Carl comes up with for music. Unbelievable. On Monday morning.

So clip number five, what did the Sabres game last night? I was very crowded at the downtown Buffalo. Clip number five, she actually has a little bit of a reenactment of what went down for us. When he jumped up and started hitting her, was he hitting her with closed fists? He beat him down.

I think she's trying to get Joe Rogan's job at the UFC right now. Never mind. I hear that. He beat them down. He could be hard. He beat them down. So, never mind.

I take it back. I think that she should probably do some commentary for UFC or HBO boxing or something. She really paints a picture with that, doesn't she? She certainly does. Let's get back to this. That guy painted a picture on the windshield and a driver's blood. Dude, let's get back to the driver. Check out this guy's face over here.

Clips six. So I got on the radio, you saw I would go open the door. She wanted to go from the door. trying to get through the glass of pearls. So that was separating you from the past years, right? You pulled it and just started attacking you? Yeah, physically. Was he, I know it sounds like a dumb question.

Emotionally. He did you close fists, punching you? And he just wanted to be let off, essentially. That's why he went to attacking you. Yeah. I was almost sometimes. I had a little more. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. So this guy. So what, do you just not pay the fare? Or why would you just let the maniac who's beating everybody up off the bus, sir? Why are you keeping the rabid animal? on the bus. You fucking idiot. If a bird is loose in a room,

you open a fucking window. That's a good point. So this driver was pummeled. I'm assuming this is what Lucy's tight box would look like after starting John's done pummeling her from behind. That's what her pussy looks like. That's what John claims he wants to do. So that's what a pummeling looks like,

everyone. I'll beat up to that later. Let's talk to an Asian lady about what happened in my next clip. What did you see? What happened? He's starting to beating the white lady. Can't stop bleeding and I gave her a lot of nephews. I'm sorry, it's not normal?

No. Okay. Not normal. That's this good. This would be my first. I've been here five years. That's really scary because blood everywhere. She's like, I go back to China.

This guy is this normal? This is America? He's like, ah, not always. Sometimes it's not. I'm just amazed how this guy's like, I've been here for five years. This is the first beating we've had on a bus. I know. What are you talking about?

I assume that happens a lot. Yeah, that's, you're lying. All right. We're going to ask the blind lady who got beat up if she wants to press charges or not. My clip number eight. This is going to sound like a real dumb question. If we can find them, do you want to press charges for battery? I don't know.

I don't think so. The other people said it seemed like he was on drugs or having a mental health issue. I don't know. I don't really feel like that's going to help anybody. Okay. So this is what I'll tell you is if you don't want to press charges and they don't want to press charges, he's probably not going to get arrested. If you do want to press charges,

it's not something that's going to require you to go to court all the time or do anything like that. Will you handle that? He attacked the bus driver and that's unsafe for everyone. Absolutely. He severely injured the bus driver. This fucking lib-tard. Oh, he's probably just having a bad day.

It's fine. You know, society puts a lot of pressure on the black man. It's fine. I don't want to press charges. It comes like, yeah, but, okay, so you know how I beat the shit out of you and the bus driver? It wouldn't be better if he was like in jail now. So let's see what this lady is. doesn't not want to press charges about we actually have the footage from the surveillance

camera at my clip number nine police are now able to obtain the surveillance footage of the attack the suspect is seen yelling at the elderly woman and getting in her face before the blind woman says something to him he then gets in her face very quickly as if he's going to assault her then stand so you guys we'll start that again police are now able to obtain the surveillance footage of the attack the suspect is seen yelling at the elderly woman and getting in her face before the blind woman says something to him he then gets in her face very quickly as if he's going to assault her then stands up to defend herself and When the suspect begins hitting her repeatedly, the man with the high visibility vest then tackles the suspect, bringing him to the front near the bus driver.

The suspect then notices the bus driver calling for police using his radio and tries to force him to open the door so he can leave. When the bus driver refuses, the suspect begins yanking on and reaching around the glass partition to force the driver to open the door. The suspect then completely destroys the glass partition and begins beating the bus driver, punching him ten times before the driver has to oblige him. Due to him later saying he was about to lose consciousness, the suspect then leaves the scene. I don't know if you noticed that. First off, that lady was never kicked. She's a liar. I knew it.

Secondly, that blind woman actually got up and got in his face. That's kind of dumb. Yeah, I don't think she knew who she was arguing with. That was really stupid to be like, hey, this guy who's acting violent. I'm going to stand up to him. Dumb move. Yeah, she really does stand up and like try to push him. Right.

If I'm her, I declare, if I'm him, I declared self-defense. Yeah, because she is big. She's a big gal. Yeah, nobody kicked that fucking, like. lady. So this fucking guy, I'm disappointed. You saw he just walked off the bus after that?

Yeah. Guess what he decided to do? What's that? Hang out in the area. So they got a description of who this guy is. They got, you know, he's wearing the blue hat.

He's got the beige long sleeve shirt, all that kind of shit. So they spot him. And police walk out to my clip number 10. Listen, I've been cool with you, man. I'm going to ask you to stand up,

though, turn around, put your hands behind your back real quick. What I did? We got to figure some things out. Okay. What for what? We got a call that came down. Description very well matched you.

It probably isn't you, but we have to figure some stuff out. So man, I just walked up. I didn't do shit up from where. I just walked up in from this way. I got you. I've seen like about four other guys wearing beige. So we're going to be a quick one to figure it out. And then when we got to figure it out, man.

I mean, I just had to stand up with my mind. I ain't do that. I love that. The guy's like, ah, you got to fit the description. She was like, I just came, I just walked up here from where? That way? From a bruised bus driver. I watched from a bleeding, fat, blind woman and a beat-up old man.

This cop sucks in his job, though, because the cops just like, listen, man, it's probably not you. I've seen, like, four different guys had beige walk around. Like, you have? It was wearing beige. Shut up. It can't be true. So the cop that explains to him is you have to use force in order to detain him. He doesn't want to have to do that.

Why, you know, it's me. I didn't say it was you. So what the f f f you talking I put my hand on my back for? Listen, brother. Yeah, just calm. I am calm, but you can't have. I got you. What a piece of shit human being.

I got you. Like I said, I'm asking you nicely to help us out to make the situation go. So, again, what happens when I ask and it doesn't happen, like, you don't help us out here, right? We're going to have to use four. Use force. You mean you won't use force. Oh, boy. I don't think I don't want to tell this guy in advance.

By the way, I'm going to use force on you. I don't get him ready for it. You know what I mean? It seems like a bad tactic by the police officer. Well, once you tell this guy that he's going to get angry and angry and angrier. Yep. And the cop doesn't know it's him. He does.

Well, he doesn't be on the shadow of a doubt because he hasn't seen the footage. Right. But the woman said he had a Savannah hat on. He's wearing that blue Savannah has. Right. So he's pretty sure. but he's also got to be like, whatever. No, I mean, the guy just beat the show of a bus driver.

And you're walking up, you're just like, hey, man, keep your hands on your back. Because if not, they don't have to use force on you. It's like, what do you use force? I mean, it's like, I couldn't need backup. Sorry, sir. You have a gun. So this guy gets real fired up in my clip number 12 as well.

I said, man, I'm giving you a lot of chances. You ain't giving me no chances, man. How are you giving me some chances? I just walked up and you would take me to put my hands behind my back for nothing. That's you. They put my hand out of my back for nothing. to the, I ain't do shit.

What? At the bullshit. I don't want to do this. Man, I'm not putting my head. I'm going to happen. I didn't do shit. You're talking about. Oh, uh-oh.

They started throwing out end bombs that easily. You know, they're getting fired up. Not a good sign for this opposite. There's things that people can do to make other people uncomfortable and throwing out the N-word like that is one of those things. The other way is to let your balls hang out of your kilt, I've learned. It makes you very uncomfortable.

I don't know. Not everyone. Some people seem to like you better. Yep. That way. I agree. We're talking about review girl, Megan, right? Nope.

All right. So in my next clip, he gets back up. A female officer comes out to help about with this guy. And this guy's talking a lot of shit. We just saw him beating up an elderly man and a blind lady. Let's see how he does against a cop and a female cop. Hey, man. Don't run up on me.

Do shit. Oh, my God. What a pussy. Yeah. 36 and 33 is out with that. The right hand. 36 alpha one. Uh, suck me another unit down here.

That's it. Supervisor for me. Yeah, he's supervised. Yeah. This guy goes like a bitch. This guy's a bitch right here. All you do is beat up on women who can't see and old men.

Uh, female cop comes drags him right down. Fucking unbelievable. Seriously. That was pitiful. It's pitiful. It gets worse because then they think Carl would have put up a bigger fight.

No shit. Then they take him to the hospital. And he's picking fights with other people who thinks he could beat up at the hospital. Oh, what was there? A couple diabetics in a fucking cancer kid. Who's he beaten up? Don't be any broken and he knocked out?

I never get my job. Okay. Sit down. Never. Never. Never. In the car. In the car.

You can't do you. You're doing all that with that badger with the puff on me. You won't ever do this. I promise you that out of the way. All right. So then he's going to beat up the doctor. Oh, good. That's hilarious.

Wow, you're a real tough guy. What a bitch. I don't like this guy. And I hope that when they put him in the car, they drove it directly into a brick wall. Well, many, it turns out, this man had some priors. Can you believe that? Huh. In my last clip here.

The arrested suspect for, 40-year-old Brandon Collier has a lengthy criminal history involving 43 prior arrests in Chatham County dating all the way back to 2002 for crimes such as aggravated battery, aggravated assault, drug possession, obstruction, resisting, terroristic threats, and cruelty to children. In fact, just months prior to the bus attack, Brandon was arrested for threatening victims while holding an upside-down liquor bottle as a weapon in public, which led to him fighting Savannah police officers when they confronted him. But he was right out on bond.

He's bonded out every fucking time, so he's right back on the streets. So, of course, this sparked outrage in this county. And people were very upset with the way that law enforcement was just letting this guy back on the streets over and over again. That's wild. So we ended up taking a plea deal and he got 10 years in prison without parole eligibility and then 10 years probation following that. So thankfully, they had the surveillance and they could see what a violent monster is and they decided like, hey, maybe we should like this guy out for a while. Did we do this story on the scum parade? I remember.

No, we've definitely done bus stories. Not this one. This is brand new. Okay. Yeah, it's fun one. Yeah, this one's wild. Thanks, Boner guy. I think you're sending that in.

Hey, you know, we're celebrating Super Chat Monday. And I should remind you, we also have supertip. That gg slash creep. And you know what? People are using it today, Carl. Well, then let's fucking show it then. Let's talk about some super tips, everybody. Huh.

That's weird. Why aren't they playing on the? Uh-oh. Do you have to restart some? thing or things hold on oh boy oh boy Carl yeah let's just read some yeah read some of those those are older ones those are all that one go go go go go keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going yeah yeah Carl the marathon is over you can stop bombing that's a Boston marathon reference I assume of course the uh what was that 2000 2012

No, what year was the, doesn't 13? Something like that, yeah. All right. That was a wild one. Let's try this now, shall we, kids? Here we go. And ta-da-ha. Hmm.

Nothing wants to work for your pal Vinny today, huh? Daniel Adams, 3871, $2 is the hair. As a consequence is wild. It's not a terrible idea. I know someone who could dye our hair for us. I don't want to do that. I don't either.

What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. We're encouraging the wrong types of bad actors out this show today. That's not a good joke. I know that one. Rock O.B., thanks for the five bucks. Was Vinny's creep singing? This is my rifle.

This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun. He could have been. He certainly was the whole time whistling it. Nick the Fed, thanks for the five bucks. I'm watching this on the shitter. Does that make me creep?

I am not at work. Then you're fine. Just fine. Yep. Okay to watch the show on the shitter. Carl levels reset again pepper spray too violent oh again uh Carl needed a meth break no if he would never give me a meth break is an asshole like that he's no we're gonna keep going all dude the last time I gave you a meth break things got funnier for me you stole my G.

I jo's and I did see all your toys that's true where is Bernie gets when you need him agreed agreed now we got a couple of these coming in for some reason they're not playing I don't know what the deal is. But one came in from Koof. He said, great seeing you guys again in Hackmania 3. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Hey, Coop, great to see you, my friend. And then we got another one in from anonymous who said, you guys are awesome. And Vinny doesn't look like the quartering guy. Now, please don't do. Jeremy, you do kind of have that look going a little bit. What look? I won't say anymore. Stud. I know. Viral, horny and cool. No, look. None of those things, Vinny. You don't look like any of those

things to me i don't know i don't know you know let's just face it i'm beryl i'm horning and i'm cool i'm beryl a morning i'm horrid point down point on four o'clock today on my channel there's another show happening tonight too car yeah we're doing a bonus show i wasn't on that plug but um yeah i'm doing a bonus show by buddy viny tonight at 830 we'll be talking about arty fletcher on the senatoring john show and vini used to work for arty fletcher he knows a lot about the guy so it'll be fun. I sent you some fun stuff so far, haven't I? Yeah, I think we'd have a good time tonight. Nick the Fed, thanks for the five.

Stuttering Vinny is doing a great job at producing. I love it. Thank you. That was so nice. I appreciate it. All right. We're done with our cop cam. I guess it's time for some voicemails. And they're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Like Buffalo, we have our own sabers, except our sabers have tetanus.

See you. in Syracuse. Pretty good ones. Pretty good one. All right, Carl, let's hit some voicemails. The podcast, profit here. Hey, boys, podcast prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me.

You know what the difference between the arrested suspect, 40-year-olds? Never paid to have my mouth cylindered. Any hoodles. Good job on Hackamania. That was a good live show. I enjoyed it. also really nice of the fans you know it sucks the car always loses these but it was nice of the fans

to think of their own safety and the safety of others because you know i mean having triple bypass falling you know doing that fucking zip line want to really really really tested the structural integrity of the cord and the buildings that it's fucking attached to and all that stuff so you know any hoodles thank you fuck you bye thank you podcast propit god damn it We got a first time caller in Carl. All right? Hey, creep, first time caller, a long-time listener. And I just want to say that probably for the last three years,

I've been listening to your show extremely regularly. I mean, almost addicted. Smart. Nice. And my anxiety has raised tenfold. I am now worried when I get home that my wife's going to be raped and murdered. Now that is that it is. my wife comes out to the bar one night.

Somebody's just going to fucking rape and murder her right there. Flip flop. Anyway, yeah, thanks for making an entertaining show, guys. I mean, it's really left the footprint on me. Thanks. I didn't know that people who have cricket wireless were calling into our show, Vinny. I have a voice, but I don't even know if this is appropriate to play or not,

but this is for the creep off for you. Hey, this message is for the creep off on the show. Vinny, my buddy, he, uh, it's kind of funny. He used to work for Stock X. he was a hire up executive on the digital side. And he actually just jumped ship recently and worked for fanatics now. And he's another executive type guy there. But yeah, working on their digital side of that, all the card breaking and everything.

Do you care about this? It's fucking wild, man. He had me hop online and do a couple of things. And he's buying shit up. And that motherfucker got me to buy some things and come to find out he's using like house credits. What an asshole. All right. Do you understand any of that?

I did. Okay. I did. So Stock X is a digital, well, it's a marketplace for sneakers, like aftermarket sneakers. So it's like, how do you? We have to pour people more. It's fine. Yeah.

It's like basically just a digital market for sneakers. And it's pretty much crashed. Now this guy jumped on to fanatics, which they have trading cards and autographed jerseys and shit like that. Cool. And so the guy jumped from sneakers to collectible cards and shit. which is exactly what I was saying on the bonus episode got it got it people are paying attention i like it hey man um i really hope i'm getting through divinny and uh carl and i don't mean to be

rude i'm not trying to beat you up or nothing um it did start off like i'll admit my bias i started off as a rotc or a venture the sis like a royce and marsh fan i didn't really get too big into How long is this nice wave, day wave? Just have me long voicemails. Should we just ignore him? I think so. Yeah. I think he's, I think he's a Mersh Simp.

Oh. Yeah, boy, it's podcast, property. You're really serious speaking. I already got your one this week. I'm done. Those voicemails. You're welcome, everybody. What does everything fuck with me today?

If you want to leave a voicemail or report Carl, you call 585-371-80808, let us know what he did to you. Let me do whatever I want to do. Shut up. Report Carl 585, 371.88. He loved my life. Private citizen like you. What is he done to you?

DM to creep off Twitter. Too violent for Supertip. No, I actually moved everything over. You did move over there. Yeah. Daniel Adams, come back to Boston.

I was too poor for Vegas. Boston was a blast. I love to go back there. Sorcer, the sorcerer says, congrats. I think he's talking about me. And my big victory.

Last two weeks ago. Great. Carl. Let me tell you what I am absolutely ready for right now. The scum parade? So fucking ready. I know. You're over it.

I know. Maybe the smooth sounds of the ocean man's song to do it. That these creeps have made. Scope array. Oh, hi, Mark. I'm going to tell you about some fuck shit. It's a trap. Scum parade.

Like stories of a kid, fucked by his mama, dad. I'm excited for the scum parade. We got some silly stories today. Yes. We're to start off with this little shit. This kid's a lot of fun. He got himself in a bit of trouble this past week.

In Navari, Florida, he's 20 years old. A 20-year-old man has been arrested in charge with a decent exposure and disorderly intoxication at a public place after allegedly exposing his buttocks and anus to a teenage employer, employee. Yeah, the fast food place. at Culver's. So, yep,

is there any way to expose your anus without your buttox being exposed? I don't know why you have to add that in there. Like as soon as you say anus, I get the picture. Yeah. The whole thing, right? Yeah.

He pulled a Danny. Yes, what she was doing to us backstage a while ago. Yeah. It's exciting. So this happened at 10.30 p.m. Governor Maurer and several other young men entered a Culver's restaurant. They appeared to be intoxicated and were being unruly.

According to the manager, the group reportedly climbed on the seats in the booth. And the manager told them they'd be. He asked to leave if their behavior continued. Were you like, were you one of these kids when you were going around with your friends when you were a young, just fucking wreaking havoc everywhere? Yeah, of course. You know, in my day and age, this was called mooning.

It was a silly thing you did to people. Yeah. Following this warning, two of the young men, including Maurer allegedly, went up to the counter and started to make animal noises. Okay. Mauer allegedly climbed on the counter and pulled his shorts down, exposing his buttocks and anus to a 16-year-old female employee. I have a question, many.

If this 16-year-old girl didn't want to see some guy's asshole, why is she working the late shift at Culvers? Good point. He was approximately three feet from her at the time. I like how he's playing Ace Ventura. Yeah, right, yeah. May I have some extra fries with that? Let's see, that's just fun.

That's not talking about. What's the problem here? If you were going to flash someone, your asshole and animal noise, would you make first? Oh. Probably the celery down elephant noise. Of course, it's the only choice. So this chick wanted to press charges?

and not go on a date with them. That's too bad. It's incredible. I think you'd be like, oh, we should get lunch. All right. Now, video surveillance footage viewed by the police corroborated the manager's statements. They're like, that's an asshole, all right? And they took him to jail.

He's been arrested in charge and released on a $2,000 bomb. So, listen, kids at fast food restaurants, they need to develop character. They have to go through some shit, but they don't need to see your asshole. You can yell at them. You can tell them they're idiots. You can tell them they're doing a bad job.

You can correct them for being shitty if you want. Can you ericzine them? Can you just show them in your taint? Is that all right? Yes. That's fine. No butthole or nuts. Okay.

All right. Carl. Now, let's go over to Italy. There is a bit of a hubbub happening. A lot of people are angry. After a Nigerian immigrant was caught cooking a cat on a makeshift barbecue next to a kid's playground. You can't tell me Nigerian immigrants are the funniest immigrants, right?

That's pretty hilarious. I don't know. That Yaakov Smyridov was a character. Well, he was good, too, but I'm just saying he never cooked a cat in front of children at a playground. What a country. The shoeless African was arrested at the seat that charges the animal cruelty offenses. But photos of him cooking the cat sparked our outrage across the country. What happened in this park was atrocious act.

It should not have taken place in a civilized. society. So a lot of people are very, very upset at the Nigerians in Italy because of this one guy. And I got to say, you can't let one bad apple. So what the authority figure said on this, he goes, this must not go unpunished. Europeans are so soft. This should be punished. You don't say this must not go unpunished. It's just, it's a double negative. It's being soft. But also someone else had a statement in this and used the word barbaric, which, I'm pretty sure you lose your job at serious X-M when you say things like that. So careful how you describe Nigerians.

Naughty, naughty. Yes. Now, actually, Vinny, it's funny. I have a song for this. Really? Yeah, yeah, to celebrate with this hilarious immigrant was doing over there in Italy. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats.

Eat the cat. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.

Eat the cat. Eat the cat. It's pretty good. Eat the cat. It's better than your bus song. Yeah. They're eating the dogs. They're eating.

So if you don't like Nigeria's eating cats, then vote for Trump next time, Italy. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, well, they'll learn. They'll learn. They'll figure it out. Now, Carl, Nick Rickade is doppelgangers in trouble. Oh, boy. A 25-year-old Arkansas monster who pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse charges,

his bestiality and sexual extortion has been sentenced to 96 fucking years in jail, Carl. He's not going to look that good when he gets out then. This is Brandon C. Kilpatrick of Russellville, Arkansas. He reached a plea agreement and still got 96 years, Carl. Investigators say he was caught after instant messaging at kick reported videos of child essay abuse material linked to Kilpatrick. And authorities found he possessed and shared a shocking 187 clips. the newspaper reported Kilpatrick was early charged on October 16th with sexual extortion,

three counts of beastiality involving the performance of a sex act on a pit bull and 96 counts of electronic facilitation of child sex abuse. Now, Carl, we always joke on the show about how kids don't like sex. You think pit bulls are big fans? I mean, how old is the pit bull? You can't get an ID. Oh, there you go. I love that this article becomes an advertisement for Kik at some point.

It says, Kik uses unique usernames instead of phone numbers. increasing the user's ability to remain anonymous. Oh, well, then that's where I'll be sharing my BCLity. Thank you very much, Kik. Much appreciated. So apparently, there was a victim in this case who's, they're keeping anonymous. The victim told investigators Kilpatrick contacted her on Instagram, obtained her private photos, threatened to release them unless she sent more.

So typical sexual extortion. She said, I trusted you more than anyone else in my whole life, she said sobbing. Had they not caught you, you would have been. Ben my end, but she told him she's determined to remain unscathed by your filth. She trusted this guy. This guy's a creep. Why'd you trust this guy? This guy looks like a cross between Nick Rickada and T.J. Miller from Silicon Valley.

Do not trust. I can see that. Do not trust. One of those guys is really funny. So he's barred from owning animals unless they're ugly and not sexually appealing at all. That's what the judge said. You get your tickets to see T.J. Miller this October, Cowdy, the Carl said. Oh, I look forward to that.

you could get your tickets to see Nick Ricada in the Rickles that's not true. I saw Scott Thompson on Friday. It was fantastic. Love it. At this comedy club. Love it.

So, uh, the poor bulldog, the pit bull though. What do you fucking dogs for? Well, so then the judge in the court case says, and I quote, it's not the most uncommon thing,

talking about the bestiality. What is with this wording? Not uncommon? It's common is the point, you idiots. Why are people doing these double-names? negative things. I don't know, Carl.

Why do people talk like that? Who cares? Either way, 96 years away for this fucking sicko. All right. Last story of the day, Carl, Pennsylvania man is admitted to hurling a one-year boy into a pond killing him. Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We have a baby thrower. Watch YouTube still tag us for that.

I think we'll be okay. After executing the child's mother. I forgot that part. Right, right. Yeah, he murdered the mom first, then through the baby in the pond. He had a good reason, though. What's that?

She didn't want to leave her husband for him. What a bitch. Yeah. He's like a great guy. He was like he was a catch, dummy. Well, unfortunately for him, the man murdered the husband the next day. Okay.

And then contacted the mother's family and pretended to be worried. Everyone thought he was helping us until we found out a few days later. It was him. Yeah, I don't think your grandson's a story. swimmer. I'm concerned for him. Hi, I'm the lifeguard at the pond and I just want to make a call. Time to get in the pool. Rodriguez is 61 years old.

He pleaded guilty of first degree murder and was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole. He dumped Pagarum and Chabal's body and then drove Jaden, the little boy, to the Antalalooine township where he threw the boy into a pond. An autopsy showed that mud was present in the boy's lungs indicated that he was alive at the time of submersion. Yeah, they keep pointing out in this article. Hold on.

Excuse me, they keep putting on this article that there was a lot of algae in this pond. I think the bigger problem is that the boy didn't have gills. Yes. You know, the algae is that would kill him. Yes. If only there were swamp monsters that would have brought him safely to the shore. That's true. he was thrown into the algae laden pond left there to die.

He told investigators he decided against dropping Jaden off at a hospital or a police station for fear of getting caught. So he thought the better option was the pond. Smart. Yeah. Rodriguez got into an altercation with Cabrera Colon a day later in Reading and shot him to death. His body was found in a wooden area near some basketball courts. Police arrested and charged Rodriguez with three counts of murder on September 19th of last year. he directed investigators to the 9mm handgun he used in the killings,

which he stashed at someone else's home under their porch. Why hide it if you're just going to show the authorities? Why not throw that in the pond, shithead? Right. Throw the gun in the pond. The murder was in there. Yeah, I know if there's all that algae, I'm not going in after it. Yeah, yeah, I might need that again.

I might have to shoot more people. Danny, you got to put your asshole away. It's distracting both of us. It looks great. And I love the way you're able to get all four fingers in there, but seriously. Jesus Christ. It's unbelievable what she's doing that. there, everybody. I know. I just looked up and I have blushed. It's wild. Wow. But thank you,

Doug. We appreciate the private show. What a, what a lady. She's the best. You're that me hell? Yeah. He didn't step it up. Oh, man, from anonymous on super tips, but it's not playing. I'm sorry, buddy. He said when Nigerians say they like eating pussy, they really mean it. That's a good point. God damn. Why can we get super tip to work? I don't know why. I tried to do the thing to reset it and it didn't work. I'll try again. I don't know. Everything got fucked up, but... Labran Mystic coming in. Labrne Mystic is the best.

It was five dollars. He says, yeah, the both of you. Was trying to super tip an image. Pepper spray too violent. Check your levels. Send to X. F. Sake. Ma, meatlo. Fuck.

Can you check X real quick for what Labrinsic to send us through Supertip? I mean, pepper spray might be too violent. I don't know what the settings are for image on Supertip. But you can send us image tips. I mean, not today. obviously because but he can't get anything working but in the future you'll be able to get that to us and we will appreciate that very much yeah i don't see anything all right and then uh we have one more

that came in underneath him another labir mystic use your dabble verse live music drop caro he's like producing the show he's trying to produce the show what's my dabble verse live music drop i don't know here's what i do know i'm done i don't play me man here's what i know i don't I'm going to see you tonight for a live show. Yes. We're talking, Artie Fletcher. You're doing point dabble point just a little bit. Point devil point in a little over an hour and a half on the Who Are These Podcasts channel.

I'm going to have my friend dabbling dofuss on the show along with Echo Pineapple, who we're hanging out with in Vegas. He's a nice chap. Yep. And surely you'll be on there. And of course, there was new news that came out in the court case, the lullsuit today. Someone was told their lawyer has to show up in Rochester. And I assume a temper tantrum is in.

doing April 22nd. That's Wednesday. He's got a text from my attorney Danny. He'll be flying in tomorrow night. Now, do I need to get a ticket to go to this? You cannot, sir. Oh. I'm actually selling them a secondary market at Stubhub. Okay. Okay. I'll check on stuff up. Until our next episode, ladies and gentlemen, on Friday, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Yeah. We'll get it all fixed up next time. All, Lever message says, P. Creep off pod on Twitter, DV live music for NFL. Got it. Thank you. Good night. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.