The Creep Off - Episode 312: Lonely Fans

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie head south of the border to answer one question: Who is the Biggest Creep in Mexico? Expect wild stories, a brand-new Karl’s Cop Cam, and a Scum Parade where we witness the first shots of the pedo hunter civil war!  Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_DesolationCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Oswego DoorDash driver indicted on charges for posting video of naked customer on TikTok Jury: Rochester woman guilty after breaking in, shooting victim in bedEmployee at Fitchburg assisted living facility accused of sexually assaulting residents | News | channel3000.com‘Child-like sex dolls’ found at home of St. Augustine man during arrest, police said – Action News Jax

You're listening to the Carl Network. But you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get out to fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you'll buy to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. This is very disrespectful. Oh, Bows, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me today in the studio. It's hot cucka, cacarle.

What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. Happy Super Tip Monday, my friend. Did you know there's two holidays today? laid on me. I didn't know that we're too. Obviously, Star Wars Day. Very important for us, dorks.

But also, it is Super Champ Monday today. I don't celebrate the Star Wars. You don't celebrate Star Wars Day? No. We think you're too good? Yes. Think you're better than me? Yep.

I don't know. I don't celebrate Star Wars Day either. But you can. I think you're to Supertip.g.g. And using our new Luke Skywalker voice. A film will exclusively supertip. We don't have Luke Skywalker. But we do have.

No. No, but we do have Adolf Hitler. We do hop on there and feel free to use that. It was his birthday just a couple of weeks ago. That's true. Oh, boy, oh boy. Carl, I have to tell you, it is Monday today, like you said, but it's not just any Monday. It is May 4th.

And tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. So we are going to be celebrating just a little bit early by nominating the biggest creep in Mexico today. To all my wean fans out there, Cinco de Mayo is on Tuesday. Is that a song by Wean? It's a lyric. in a song by Wien and it actually is true this year. Cinco to Mayos on Tuesday. I feel like I've heard that one.

Which song is it? It doesn't matter. Thank you. God dare. He knew it was coming too. I was going to give a who gives a shit? I know. It doesn't matter.

Moving on. It's fine. Oh, boy. Now, last week... When they started his amigos? Last week, we had a real banger of an episode. Shut up in the chat over there. Fucking ween.

haters. She says she hates it. Fuck off. She has good taste. So listen, last week was the slobber knocker. We did biggest, creepiest lawyer. Yes. Of all time. Yes. You would think fish in a barrel. But who did you bring? What was your guy's name again? Oh my gosh. What was my guy's name?

It was Ryan Hempill. My guy was Tabor Benedict. Benettocte. Yep. Yep. I couldn't remember his name of earlier. And here to tell us the results to let us know who the winner is. Uh-oh. owner alert

Everyone's favorite mom Hi Danny Hi, how are you guys? Better know. What's going on, Danny? Oh, you know, just being a results, girl. I gotta tell you. It's just another day in the life of results, girl.

I'm really nervous about this one, Carl, because I told everybody to support you and I really hope that they did. I hope that they supported you by voting for me this week. Right, because as we know, TABR, is a guy involved in this frivolous lawsuit by stuttering John. This was a conundrum. Yeah.

So hopefully everybody did the right thing and voted for me. There's only one person who could tell us, Danny, what are the results this week? Oh my gosh. And the creepiest lawyer, 51%. Ooh, that was a close one. I know. It went to tactically both of you guys because of Vinny's... Go to...

Thank you, everybody, for supporting Carl by voting for me. Excellior. True believer. Do we have a record low number of votes this week? I feel like nobody knew what to do with that. No, it was actually relatively high. I wasn't, okay. Cool.

Well, we're tied again, bud. Congratulations, Vinnie. The score is now 2 to 2 with a 51% margin. People who wanted to support me voted for you. Yes. Son of a bitch. It's perfect. The score is now tied. I hate it so much.

Oh, but this is how you play the game. Danny, thank you for joining us today. How's everything in your world? Do you have a nice day apart from just being the results, girl? Do you plan on maybe washing your car, having a pillow fight with friends, anything like that today? I don't have any friends. I'm boring, I guess.

Oh, no. Is that true? You know, like my friends. Oh, Danny, you need more friends. Get over to Instagram. What's your handle again? You don't know it by now. Danny desolation.

Danny desolation. Get over there and be Danny's friend. Don't be creepy. Go ahead and be creepy. It's the creep off. It's fine. All right. We'll see you next week, Danny. Thank you for giving us the good news.

I love you more than a friend, Danny. You got to stop scaring her. Why? That's what I do. It's my move. My signature. your move. Well, before we get into the competition today, let's just acknowledge

a couple of things. People are celebrating the holiday with us. Dr. Hamad underscore FSC, gifted five creepoff channel memberships. Congratulations to all those who got those. And thank you. Fucking awesome. Thank you, sir. Dr. Hamad. We do bonus shows every Friday. So

you can check that out. Fridays at noon Eastern. That's right. Every week, just about. Every now and again, we miss one. But for the most part, you get a bonus. episode every Friday. Thanks to Ebnie, 5191, new consequence idea. Loser has to learn and deliver an Ardy Fletcher set at an open mic. Ooh, I like that. I like that one. You got a whole book full of Arty Fletcherisms. Is it sitting in there on that desk? I don't know. I was just looking for it. I don't see it now.

It's somewhere around here. I'll find it one of these days. I'll come on there and we'll read them. Ebney again, thanks to the 499. Happy shit pun day. True Star Wars fans. Star Wars Day is its birthday, May 23rd, 1977, when it was first screened for critics. Luke Skycrusher, A, wean fans? Sky Cruiser. Okay. I don't know what that means. All right.

Fair enough. I apologize for saying it was Star Wars Day. You're right. May 23rd, 1977. Joseph Cowan, six to eight thanks for the four and nine. Congrats for the Sabres. My Bruins weren't good enough. For of any, why Celtics, why?

Are you? you should have taken that bet something's got bowsed huh yeah oh no yeah how the fuck did that happen they were up three to one well you know what else was up three to one was the magic I was watching the pistons yesterday yeah and the pistons came back and won their series

they should not have been down three to one I'm gonna have a hard time not rooting for the pistons the rest of the way for all my Detroit team I'm going pistons as well I'm sorry about your Celtics but yes Sabers Wednesday night were playing the Canadians which I'm nervous

about the Canadians they're a very good team they had zero shots on goal in the second period last night which has never been done before by the Canadians well see what happens then

yeah Michael 8061 thanks for the down 99 hey Carl mini sods are still gay agreed it's a very good point sir solid points all right

Carl do you want to ring the balance shall we start the competition this year buddy you're up first you know man there's a lot of bad ambrays, as our president explained down there in Mexico. Dude, pancake nips is right. We could have picked Ethan Relf for this.

Fuck. You should have thought of that. I didn't think of that. Damn it. Instead of Ethan Ralph, I'm going to go with this guy. His name is Fernando Hernandez Lavea. That's a very early picture of him. But he was born in 1964.

And he's not a lot of snow. He was in what side story? Yeah, I know this guy. He was definitely a shark. He would have been a shark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, fun fact about the guy, not a lot's known about his childhood, but he did pick a career path very early. Okay.

Which I respect, you know, a lot of kids in his class decided they wanted to be farmers, doctors, whatever. He decided that by age 10, he would become an armed robber. Oh, you know, what I picked early on in life, Vinny, I decided I'm going to be a professional asshole. And here I am, all these years later. Who says dreams don't come true kids? Pulling it off, my friend, pulling it off. Sometimes you just got to play the longest. game. Yep. Now, he got his hands on a pistol at a very young age and he never looked back. By

1982, he gets arrested for the first time, caught for armed robbery. He said they put him in a cell and it's the Mexican prison system, Carl. Yeah. So they just kind of left him there for a couple of months. Yeah, I mean, they did the same thing to podcast hit man, but I hear what you're saying. Yeah, that's the, yeah, Michigan's kind of a thing. Yeah. Either way, they came back for him one day and he had dug a tunnel through the wall and he completely escaped. These fucking guys can dig tunnels. Can they not? They certainly can.

You can give them like a spoon and a butter knife, and there's a fucking tunnel a day later. It's wild. Completely free. So he's been robbing people since he's 10 years old. At this point, he's around 17 or 18. Yeah. And for about the next five years, he was back to armed robbery.

But he kind of became emboldened by realizing how easy it is to break out of jail. Like, he was like, oh, I could just have fun with this now. I'm not afraid of jail. Jail isn't the deterrent that I expected it to be. Oh, no, you're not going to lock me up, R. Oh, gee. Wink. So he came up with a new M.O.

What he would do is still the armed robberies, right? So he'd pull out the gun. He gets somebody alone, trapped somewhere, pulls out the gun. But this time what he would do is take their money, right? And then shoot them in the head. Oh, that's murder. Yeah. That's bad.

And he did that, like, just about every time. Oh, no. Yeah. Because he turns out he really liked doing it. Is murdering Mexicans illegal? Very. Interesting. Down there, that's one of the worst things you could do.

Interesting. Okay. Still one of the worst laws. Yeah. You're not allowed to spill a corona. You're not allowed to kill people. Even for your homies, you can't spill a little corona? Nope.

And you're not, number one rule. No disrespecting abuela. Okay. You understand? I'm with you on that, buddy. Now, it is now 1986 at the age of 22. they catch him again robbing someone. They match the gun to 33 murders across five Mexican states, Carl.

Morales, Halisko, Kalima, Janowato. I don't fucking know. All those states are there. LGBT. Yeah, exactly. They gave him 60 years because that was the maximum penalty allowed by law. They didn't have the death penalty. How many years?

60. For 33 murders. He's 22 years. two years old, Carl. He's in prison. And guess what? Tunnels out. No, this time, laundry truck.

Oh, sweet. He got out on a fucking laundry truck. And not only that, he was completely free. Nobody even gave a fuck. He was just gone. So for the next 10 years, he's living life completely to the fullest. The pattern that they've reconstructed was he would still rob people at gunpoint. They'd hand over the money.

shoot them in the face. I mean, it's pesos. Sure. But you can call it money, I guess, if you want. Sure. But he escalated even further. Now he wasn't just robbing dudes. Now he was robbing men, women.

He was shooting women in the head. Yeah. And kids. He was stealing candy from children and shooting them. Sounds like he's not all bad that if he was doing that. Not the children. He was eating a lot of candy because he got really heavy, the older he got. This is a later mugshot of the guy.

So he should be in prison. Sure. He's been sentenced to 60 years for 30 murder, 33 murders. Instead, he's running around the streets shooting children for lollipops and pocket change. Also, if there was ever a witness to anything he ever did. Yeah. Not only would he hunt on the witness and kill him, he would kill members of their family. That's fun.

Yeah. One guy named Joel Arribay, Landa lost his brother. and his cousin because his cousin saw the guy murder his brother. So he hunted down the cousin. And one poor woman named Nancy Flores, he murdered both of her parents. She was a witness. Okay. Yeah.

Not good. He just like shooting people. Very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much. So September 23rd, 1996, in the nice part of Guadalajara, he and a man named Ramon Campos Guadino. I know that guy.

They stole a truck. and the police started chasing them. So the cops were hot on their tail and they start barreling through a residential neighborhood, right? They bail out of the truck and they run inside of a house where there's two children and old women watching them. Down the street,

there was a news crew doing a story as this is going down. So the news crew hightails it down to the scene of this now standoff hostage situation with an old lady and a couple of kids. Yeah, they're like, Andre, Andre. So it was a channel four. They're there.

They're going live. All these other news crews show up. The cops come and he ends up surrendering. I believe that's channel quattro? Yes. Many? I apologize. That would be to correct you, but.

Channel quattro. He makes a demand. He wants on-air journalist Carlos Cabello Wallace brought in because he's a good interviewer and he likes his interviews. That is Mexico's Will Heron. I don't know that. Yes. It's a pretty big deal right there. Cabano Wallace.

So he agrees and he shows up on live TV. Like this big time news reporter shows up and gets held hostage by this guy. Ends up coming out. And they take him in Cuffs back to the car. And the cops don't realize this dude's already been convicted of 33 murders. Oh, they don't. No. They don't know about that?

They don't know who he is yet. They don't know his name. They just take him. And as he's going out, he says, something pretty badass. He gives himself a nickname. Oh. Yeah. What's his nickname? I'm intrigued. The nickname he gave himself was Pancho

pistolas. What does that mean? Pocket guns? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know either. Weird sheet jacket guns. Hachok Pistols, I don't know. Cool. Bad ass, dude. And then he also told the reporters that he loves to kill for pleasure

and that he's a deadly man. He was just basically taunting the cameras as he was being dragged out. Yeah, he wanted to be a celebrity for a minute. I get it. So obviously he is re-sent back to jail for all of the crimes that he committed. As much as I make fun of YouTubers and streamers and assholes like us, like this guy, if there was a YouTube channel, he would have to murder people to get famous.

He could just like have hot spicy takes on things. Yep. You know? And at the end of every episode, he could shoot a child in the face and take the lollipop. Yeah, because he does like that. But I guess my point is, many, you and I would probably be murdering people, if it not for the creep off. Thank God we get to do this instead. That's my point. We could choose?

Yeah. Of course we could choose. Do you want to quit the show? No, no. Do you want to quit the show? Should this be our last episode? No, I was saying between doing the show and murdering people. I know, me too. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you're saying we should do both. Interesting. That might be a list. Interesting. All right, put it on the wheel of consequences. Murder. Murder of Mexican. Put it on the wheel. So Carl, he goes back to prison. Fun fact. Bus out again.

That's awesome. Third fucking time. You're telling me you want people to think this guy's a creep. This guy rules. He gets out in 1999 on March 24th. He is out on the streets and he gets noticed by a cop. A cop is following him as he's going out to go rob people. Yeah.

So he turns around and shoots an uniformed police officer in the face. I mean, that happens a lot in Mexico, but yeah. Yeah, he gets arrested the same day this time. This time he doesn't try to escape. This, these killings triggers a federal investigation into this guy. They knew he did those 33, but they also didn't know what he'd been doing that whole time over those 10 years. Right. They got the number to roughly 137 victims.

Jesus Christ, that seems like a lot. Yeah, but at the rate that he was doing it, it doesn't. And the bodies added up, man. You know, people say Mexicans are lazy. It's just not the case. Are there American serial killers who have done 137? I don't think so. Yeah, none of them were killed after two in the afternoon, though.

Right. Ciesta. It's just the rules. So sleepy. When he is asked by the press why he did this, he said, I killed them all because I had to. I don't know what else to do. I don't have anything else to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's one of those guys, zero remorse. Boredom. Complete psychopath. People without Nintendo's, man. So now he's in prison And this time they have him Really, really locked up Because he killed a cop

Yeah, yeah Really locked up Yeah, like the cops are mad at him now They don't care that he killed All those women and children There'll be no tunnel digging for you, sir Yeah, you stay away for those laundry trucks Yep

So a few days later He confesses to over a hundred of these murders He's like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, me, me, sure Then he starts close and has his lawyer, his public defender, whatever, start telling the press that the police beat him, threatened to rape his wife and threatened to take his children. He's married and has kids? No.

Oh. I was going to say, we didn't have time for that. He's just a scumbent trying to cast down on the fucking cops, which, you know, makes sense. I mean, it's the Mexican police. They might believe him. But no, he didn't have a wife for kids. And he's like, they're going to rape my wife. You should let me out.

Either way, he was. was sentenced to prison forever. And in April of 1999, you are sentenced to prison forever. April 1999, alone in his cell, he decided to try to hang himself. But he had stolen a couple too many lollipops. He was about 330 pounds at this point. And the rope broke. That's hilarious. And they just found him on the ground. He was like, ah, I hurt my back. You're really good of killing other people, but yourself, not so much. So now he is locked up and El Alta Pano prison, which is the same one that El Chappo was at. Okay.

So that is my creep this week. Excellent. Fernando Hernandez Lavea, 137 victims, hard to do. Right. But the main thing that you're presenting is that he's very fat. 330 pounds. Oh, that's a part of it. Yeah, that's a big part of it.

A big fat guy, just shooting people in the face. Taking their shit. Vinny, I have a creep for you. Now, don't show the photo yet, okay? That's going to be a big reveal on this one. because my creep is a guy named David Avandio. Yeah. David Avandio has a nickname as well.

You know what his nickname is? What's that? The hamburger. I had a broom. Oh, and I ain't going to have it. I had to bring the hamburger for us. So the hamburger is the leader of Las Gathros. And this is a gang.

You know what they're up to? What? They're down in Mexico City. This is pretty wild. So they get these chicks to like hang out of bars and nightclubs, right? Okay. These chicks are pretty hot.

Right. Mexican. Tell me more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, like, guys would be, like, at the end of the night, after all their tequila, they're feeling it. And the chicks would be like, you want to come back with me? I got a motel.

We're right down the street here. And they're like, yeah, that sounds cool. Right? So they'd be, like, promising, like, blow jobs and stuff. And the guys would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like blow jobs. That's fun. They'd they promise them? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, you want a blow job? They're like, yeah, that's cool. You promise? Yeah. Pinkie. Pinkie. Right, right? Yeah.

So they would get back to the motel room. And the girls would be like, hey, I got some more tequila. I'm like, yeah, let's fucking keep the party going, right? So they're pouring tequilas. And in the tequilas, they mix in these benzos that are used in ophthalmogical. Optomologists use it. In eyedrops. Okay.

Which I know is redundant. But anyway. Apparently, these are very bad for people, and they die. Oh. So they killed, like, a bunch of people. In fact, David is responsible for at least 70 murders, which makes him the third most prolific serial killer in Mexico. And I know what you're saying.

137. Carly got to beat. Only 70 here. But hold on a second. Let me tell you this. Uh-huh. Between 1997 to 2007, this guy was murdering guys with blue balls. These fucking guys

Thought they're gonna get their dick sucked And instead They took a shout of tequila And then died Uh huh And then they would get robbed This whole operation Was just to rob these guys

Of their money Sure Which is fucked up Yeah Did they murder any children And women too No Just horny guys

Just horny guys Yeah I feel bad for them Right Because women children Whatever who cares What do they What do they provide

This society Not a lot right on May 11, 2007, one of those important cells in this gang was arrested in Mexico City, 11 men and seven women. The detainees mentioned in their statements. There's more cells. It's a large organization. It's all head up by David Aveniano. Okay.

This is my creep who decided like, hey, I'm just going to murder and rob all these horny guys who are trying to get some in Mexico City. He was arrested a year later, February 12th. 2008 and this guy looks super evil I think this is the big reveal right here look at what the hamburger car looks like you should be fucking ashamed that this is what you brought I'm just gonna call you on now this is crazy I look at this fucking guy do you want to cross this man right here this is what I'm afraid of when I go to Mexico boy and video that ain't funny I got a video of these chicks that he hired to be part of his gang to entice these men look

of these chicks. Unbelievable. Hello, Wapo. Tienes Sambre? Ben with usotras, we'll give a mordisco.

We're Calientes and Listas. I'll translate that. It says, we want to suck your dick. Come with us

back to the hotel room. These fucking women they get you every time with that shit. So this guy organized a bunch of women to do his bidding and you're calling him a creep?

Yes. I don't know. That's really hard to Vote for Carl Patreon.com slash the creep off. You could do that or you could really think this through

and vote for your pal Vinny this week. I suppose you could. You know what? Go on. I was just going to say, you know what? For that stupid video,

I deserve the point. Everybody. You should just hand it to me right now. Danny, get Danny back in here. Give me the point. And all will be good. Was the audio not coming through on that video?

I thought I could hear it on my end. I heard it. uh... uh... guess what Carl We got a couple of uh suit we had a super tip

coming in let's see just a reminder from our pal young rumple stiltskin Remember to celebrate Revenge of the Fifth tomorrow Revenge of the Fifth Yeah

That's what Sinkeredamile is Apparently Supertip.g.g. CREP participate in the show Carl is so mad that he lost that he turned red said Michael Cid.

I know I do look red today I think it's the lighting in here uh Dave Didor Thanks for the five bucks. How come in West Side Story when the kid runs down the alleyway yelling out Maria, only one girl stuck her out to window. Brilliant observations.

It's Hollywood, buddy, Hollywood. Only one Maria. Joseph Collins 628, 499. Thank you, my friend. The Lollipop Guild is endangered from Vinny's creep. Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Jesus Christ, that's an old reference.

Anonymous. Pretty disappointed Vinny didn't pick Juana Barraza, aka the old lady killer, who killed 16 grandies, and she was a wrestler right up Vinny's alley. Well, fun fact, Anonymous, I have brought Wana Barraza as my creep. Just not on a different episode. So, unfortunately, I couldn't bring her twice. That wouldn't be fun for anybody.

Yeah, it was the creepiest wrestler-murderer, and I brought steroids. I brought Ho-Kogan's doctors. All righty. You know what time it is, buddy? What time is it? I can't wait to see calls call can. Fight with the cops. for no reason.

Will you please show me? Cause Cockham. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. All right. This cop cam video was sent in. Guys, thank you so much for sending in a cop cam videos. I got a ton of them. I appreciate it. This one was sent in by two people.

Trent McIntyre and Jeff Spangler both sent this one in. Thanks, guys. We definitely have to cover this. Minnie, I never talked about this. Did you know I own a house in Cape Coral? Is it still there? because last I heard people were just taking it apart and just selling it. No, no, no. It's still there. Okay. So this is a cop cam from

the wonderful and marvelous Cape Coral, Florida. Perfect. Perfect. Officers with the Cape Coral Police Department responded to a call in reference to a possibly intoxicated woman that parked her car in a random driveway before passing out in their backyard.

Suttery John, are you listening? Here's your chance. Go, go, go. See, this is why you should have. got a property on the canal, John. Right. Women pass out in my backyard all the time. Draw equipment. It's great. Yeah.

Is this a beautiful looking place right here? It's an amazing place. That's why I bought a house there. So pretty. Yeah, I like this field of mulch. Yep. It's great. It's amazing. Very green place. Lots of water. Lots of alligators. Clip number two.

Big cool place. What's going on? Hey there. What are you doing? Welcome. What are you doing? And relax. Is this your house? No.

So what are you doing here? Hmm. You don't know. You've been drinking a day. You're on something. Either drinking, high, medical. You having a medical emergency? Do you need an ambulance?

No. No. Can you stand up for me? Check. Good? Get a cigarette for me. No, I don't have a cigarette. What do we look like?

Morning officer. I could use a smoke right now. If you don't mind. That'd be great. Got any coffee? Oh, boy. I don't have a cigarette for you. Don't it?

That would make more sense. All right, so the friendly officer here gives this passed out woman two choices. My next club. Let's see. Right now you're trespassing on someone else's property. I'm sorry. So you can either put the cigarette away in your pocket. and stand up and we can walk out to the front street.

Can I? Or there's an or there. Or I'm going to pick you up and drag you out there. You pick me up like a... No. Come up. I like that. See, don't give someone an option if you don't want to accept either option.

He's like, I can pick up and drag. She's like, yeah, all right, let's go. No, he can't. I don't think so either. She's kind of big. She's a big gal. I'm with her like if I pass out drunk Someone wakes me up

I'm like you're going to move right now Are you going to bring me there? Because I'm good I'm actually really comfy Right here on this crab grass I like her She's an angry drunk in my next clip Uh oh

You have somebody that can come pick you up Yep That's my car This is your car here? Yes But this is in your house All right well that's my car Okay well who can come and get you

No one Nobody. I would like to have somebody come pick you up. That way it wouldn't have to take you to jail. Why would you have to take me to jail? Because you're highly intoxicated, so you can't. Am I? You are.

So you can drive. How do you know that? Because I can smell it on you. Okay. Well, I can smell it. Okay, now you're going to jail, stupid. Now you're going to jail, dummy. Just contact to the officer, not smart.

You know what? That's like what she just did was that passive-aggressive, like slap on the belly. Mm-hmm. Don't care for that. She doesn't have any friends. It's sad. She has a car, though. Is anyone I can call?

No. I'm so lonely drunk with no friends. This is why John should hook up with this woman. It's perfect for him. So the officers are not being nicer, and she wants them to be nice to her. I thought the guy was pretty nice to her when he offered to pick her up and carry her out. I thought so, too.

Hey? I appreciate. Be nice. How about that? I am being nice to you, but you won't listen. Yeah. Fucking be nice to me. Center hair.

Cabola? The Hupis? Be nice. Done. Chill. Am I done? Yeah. I can relate to this.

Like, obviously, do you just be nice? Could just be cool? What's up with this? That's the worst thing to say to a cop. It's like the worst thing to tell somebody when they're mad at you is to calm down. Yeah, why be so mean? Yeah. What's what's going on?

Kaylee makes a good point. Her and Danny can be friends. Right. And there's all people who meet friends in the Davalverse. That's what we've learned. All right. I don't know why Kaylee gets her chats run without putting any money behind them. Because she's our friend.

It's fucked up. So they want this woman to calm down and stop moving around. They're trying to, like, get her legs wrapped up. And she's got some moves, as you'll see on this next clip. Stop moving. Stop. Why? Because I said so.

Stop fucking moving. Why? Why should I trust you? Why should I trust you? Why should I trust you? That's a good point. Hold up. Stop. Why should I trust you? This is the leg restraints right there. Watch this. Okay. This is a baller move coming up. Yeah, these guys fucking deep pockets. Chill out. Do you get your on backwards? Yeah, I know I have my fainting pants on that floor. Whoa. That was a, wow.

All right, two things there. We're going back. We got to see the extension of that. Very impressive kick. I mean, I think Chelsea from the Premier League is trying to sign her right now. That's impressive. You know, she would have fallen right over. She tried to do that if those cops were in holding her.

Probably. She would have gone ass over tea kettle. But she's a bigger lady. She can really get her leg up there. It's impressive. I mean, I'm a big guy. I can do a standing sidekick. No, you can.

Yes, I can. I kick you right in the chin. Get over here. All right, you call my bluff. So, Vinny, the other impressive thing here... Yeah, you're sitting down, stupid. I know. I don't stand up.

The other impressive thing here, if you back up just a little bit, this cop doesn't flinch. I see this woman's foot coming towards me, and I am, like, diving. All right, let's watch. Fans are all backwards. Yeah, I know I have my... It's on backwards.

I'm just like, all he did was, like, look down like a bug landed out his vest. Oh, you got me. Fair enough. So, um, this next clip is the reason why everyone sent this to me. This is fan fucking dastic. Okay. Let's find out. You better.

Put your feet down and you're going to get. Hey, get out of it. Put your feet down and you're going to get spread. No. Put your feet down and you're going to get sprayed. Give me your feet right now. Help. Give me your feet.

Help. No. Give me your feet. You're going to get sprayed. Why the fuck? What I gave you? Last time. Last time.

What? Oh. Holy shit. That's a spicy day right there. That's not fun. She got sprayed with pepper spray real hard. That was concentrated, too. That wasn't a mist that was coming up.

What I like about it is, do you know how, like, when you're spraying, like, oh, her mouth is up too. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. or have it. That looks like somebody puked on her face. That stuff looks so gross. Yeah. I don't think it's supposed

to, you're supposed to rate that much directly in someone's eyeballs and open mouth and that. I know, he was so excited to do that. He's like, I'm going to spray you if you do it one more time. I'm not, never mind. I'm doing it now. Let's go. One more time, just for funzies. He was so excited to do that. One more time for funzies. Why the fuck? Could I get him?

Last time. Last time. What? Time. Oh, Maddie. Lone her up. She handled it quite well It's probably not the first time I gotta tell you

If someone's holding on pepper spray In front of my face I'm closing my eyes immediately She's like waiting for it Ah look at me Although I wear glasses So I'll be fine I don't know about that buddy

That's why I wear glasses You know we call this to the business What's that The money shot right there Is the money shot There it is Unbelievable She just started only fans

She just gets sprayed with pepper spray She should start out lonely fans There's no French She hasn't any friends. That's the name of today's episode, lonely fans. Lonely fans. Perfect. All right.

Is she going to comply now? I'm going to guess she has no choice. Now stick your feet out. Now stick your feet out. Cross them. Stick your feet out and cross them. Remember before when she was feeling no pain, just passed out in the backyard next to the canal?

The good old days? Yeah, just having a good old time. Like, oh, sleep next to this canal where there's alligators. That'll be fun. Oof. Now she's not so comfortable. My clip number nine. My eyes are...

Stick them up in the ear, so you can't kick me in it. Good job. Her feet back out. Stick your feet out and cross them. No. Yes. Ah. Lady.

The sooner they put that on, the sooner that are dumb milk on your face. Stick your feet out and cross them. Give me your foot. You're all easy. Stick a see, y'all. Mercy rule, mercy rule. That's not a real thing. Tap it out. Tap it out. You win.

Vinnie, I got to be honest. I don't know anything about police protocol. Yeah. I don't know if this is the best tool to use the situation. So are you excited? After watching, are you excited to live in this town? I love it in Cape Coral. It's so great there. Okay. Could you imagine, though, you get this woman who's drunk and kicking people and you're like, let's get her more pissed off. Let's spray it irritated into her face. Let's see what happens. Don't they have sticks? poker with too.

Right. Yeah. Why not? I'm not sure why they thought that was a smart move. So my nice clip is called Kicky McGee. Oh, cute. If you weren't trying to kick us, I'd wash it off

with the hose for you, but you keep trying to kick all my officers in the face. So I'm not going to help you when you're trying to kick everybody in the face. You want me to help you, but Well, you're being mean to us This cop You're being very mean to us, ma'am

You know what? I kind of hate this cop I don't want to be your friend anymore That's the guy who's supposed to protect your neighborhood Look at this fucking guy He looks like I used to Dude, no wonder my RO system was stolen from my house This fucking guy can't keep up with anything

I looked at the I checked at the Dunkin' Donuts It wasn't there Yeah, thanks, thanks officer Much appreciated you, you fucker So then she tries to be friends with the female officer in my next clip. Okay. I'm fine.

I'm going to jail. But can you let me out of the... You're not going to be coming out of the cuffs. I was going to, which... She battered more than one officer. So, I'm not... The sister. You kicked me.

Don't call me sister. You know my sister? Definitely not. Aw. She needed one friend. And then she kicked the woman. They was going to be her friends. So now they're not friends.

That's stupid. No one if she doesn't have any friends. She was kicking people. I'm telling you, they should have taught her that in kindergarten. Right? Unbelievable. Well, she stopped biting. So at least there's that.

Typical Florida child raised by alligators. Just biting everyone. That is true. She is from Virginia, but whatever. I don't care either way. So this is fun. My next clip, she exits the police cruiser when the EMS arrives. I need to go to the hospital.

Well, EMS is here. Okay. She started kicking everybody and spitting. It wouldn't put her trying to fight us. I'm sorry, you. We told you not to do that. Sit on your butt. Sit on your eye.

I'm trying to. You fell on your face like Arthur. Okay. Giant face plants. Right there. Okay, one more time. Oh, boy. I love the reaction from the EMS guy.

He's like, all right, I'll wipe down her face. He's pulling out the toilet wipes or whatever. I'm sorry. That's the luck. You dummy. Look at the officers laughing her ass off. That's a great still right there. That's hilarious.

Do you see why I bought a house here? It's so fun. It's a good time. The only problem is drunks are denting the sidewalks. Fall out of Capcar. This next clip, my clip number 13. team. I'm pretty sure this was brought in from Kianu's only fans. I think this is Kianu talking. Okay.

We're not going to pee on your face, Kiana. Stop it. Well, that's how you stop it from staying. I understand that. But, Keanu, I'm not going to piss on your face. Stop asking us for that. But it's like a jellyfish state. Jesus Christ. Keanu, you need so much attention. Come on. I'll show you my butthole. Did you see Kevin Brennan tried to slap her forward out of her hand? Yes, I did. What was the deal with that? It's so funny because Keanu needs Kevin's approval so badly. This happened outside of the comedy club in New Jersey, too, back in November. Which is like, Kevin, Brettie, E, are he for us?

He's like, no, fuck you. Go fuck yourself. He did the same thing to her outside of Rodney's. It was very funny because Kenny sucks. Anyway, my last clip here, so they could bring her to the hospital. And you'd think she'd sober up and get her shit together. This is her leaving the hospital. I like her shirt says beach bum on it.

Yeah, it's fun. Backyard bum. I hate out of my hands like I know. That sucks. Everybody both. Yeah, give me your feet. Give me your feet. What? No. No, we're not doing that.

Why? I'm going to take. I am not doing that. I'm going to take. I am not doing not. Stick your feet out here. Just me. You've already done anything.

I don't have it. I know. Those feet are horrendous. Nasty. Fucking Fred Flintstone has better feet than this woman. Disgusting. Anyway. She didn't learn a lesson.

She leaves the hospital. She still tried to kick these guys. She ended up taking a plea deal. She got $40 months probation, $917 in fines. Really? That's correct. Wow. So the moral of the story is,

you get super drunk in the afternoon at Cape Coral, pass out in your own backyard. That's what I do. Well, don't ever call the police on Carl while he's laying passed out in his backyard. Please don't. Unless an alligator's coming. Actually, that'd be funny. Then maybe wake him up.

That'd be funny. Make him up before drags him under. Carl, I would love to play voice mails for you today. Okay. But I don't know if people are going to be able to hear them. I'm a little concerned as to what's going on. Yeah, we've got some issues. So unfortunately today, I'm just going to go ahead and skip the voicemails.

We'll catch up next week. I apologize you guys. We should probably catch up on some super chats. That's a super tip or two. My next suggestion. That came through? Let's start here. Wrong way.

Will you do? That is a new one. $2 from lawn dogs. Will you do creepiest cartoon critic? I mean, whoever could you mean? Have you watched that video at all? No, but I don't like that guy now. Somebody told me something at Hackamania.

Such a weird video that guy made. Somebody told me, Kay walked me at Hackamania and after, two people, actually. Okay. And told me that that guy was telling everybody that was just a raging asshole. Did you're a raging asshole? Yeah. Did you believe it? Me, Carl.

No, I know. No, so he read the room. Oh, fuck off. All right, so he's right about that. I'm not that bad. Are you talking about Looney Tunes Critic? Yes. I don't know what Luton's Critic did,

but based on his confession and apology, it seems like it was really bad. I know what he did. I heard the story. I know, I do, too. Shut up. I heard the story. But I'm a raging asshole, aren't I Lutitunes Critic.

You are, though. I was also talking people to have a hackermina. Carl is so bad that he turned red. Just because I'm wearing a yellow shirt. Whatever. Welcome to gay club, Carl. Bring chips next time. Smart.

Thank you, too. He's on the page staff. James, thank you for the dominant. Hope Vinny runs a comedy club better than this. Can't be worse. It can't be worse. If you imagine someone gets on stage, you can't. By the way, speaking of which, EDR is at the comedy club.

Is it sure? This Saturday, Friday and Saturdays. Friday and Saturday night. Tickets are on sale at Carlsoncomedy. And you know what? That also gives me time for another plug. I will be at Crooked Mouth Brewing in Endicott, New York, Friday night with Jim Florentine.

And Saturday night, we're going to be in Buffalo at Rob's Comedy Playhouse. So come out and see me and Jim Florentine. Awesome. I will be here at the Comedy Club. See my buddy Earl David Reed. I think he and I are going to have some lunch this week. Great. Well, invite me.

Also, EDR will be on WTP in studio Saturday. Ooh, that'll be fun for him. I paid $2 to say hi, Carl, F. Vinny. Fuck Vinny. Thank you. It's about what 50% of the people say. James, thanks again for the $1.99. Dawn of the Dead taking a nap behind S.J.'s house. That's funny.

Hamilton Burger, thanks for the $2.2 towards your debt to the Mexican audio cartel. Yes. Those ones are cut us off. Those bastards. Thank God they didn't, you know, put a tire around our neck and set it on fire. Oh, this is a good theory on the cop cam we just watched. Thanks for the five bucks, Dave D. Doors. She found one Heineken in front of somebody's house as an Audi back down the street.

He's driving backwards. He's driving backwards. Officer, officer. The cops fudge this one, says our pal ebony. I agree. Carl's cop cam finally showed a true money shot. That is true. We might get banned for this one.

Oh, boy. She's the type of gal who owns a house besides a gas station. Whoa. Good point. Whoa. That's very effective. offensive, sir. Very offensive. Yo, what's the YouTube search for the cop camp, Carl?

Drunk gets pepper sprayed, Cape Coral. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't write that down. That's where I would look. But Carl, you know, we're going to get to- I think it's called greatest pepper spray ever, or something like that. I think it's what it's called. Tell me if you guys could hear this audio, because it's time for the Scum Parade. Scum Parade. Take me on a raid of these fuckshare.

raids that these creeps have made Skull. Yeah, we'll give a chat. Vinny and Carl Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade

like stories of a kid fought by his mom or dad soaking up a blood of a cat Scal parade. Carl. Well, if that worked, I would think voicemails would work too, right?

No, because they're playing through the chrome. Yeah, but you were playing the copy? But I would have to show the screen and I don't want to docks everybody. And got it. You don't like give off all numbers?

Yeah, I didn't want to have to explain all of that. Sorry, my bad. Yeah, no problem. But I have an update that I'm very intrigued to show you, Carl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, before I do, I'm just going to fix this real. Fuckery of aiding and abetting pedoph. Sorry, guys.

One second. Yeah, we got to talk about that guy. Put this right here. Boom. Okay. This is, uh, We're really seeing how the fudge is packed today. It's just fun.

High and tight. This is Alex Rosen from Predator Poachers, also known as Gordon Flowers. And he put this video out. I have been looking for confirmation for this, but this is basically, we got ourselves a pedo-hunter war happening, Carl. Oh. This is some shots fired at Jay Carnicon from DAP 2K. Now, we've shown videos from both of these guys.

And I'm pretty sure I've given both of them money. and if what Alex Rosen is saying here today is correct, I am ashamed of giving this man money. Really? Yes. Not Alex. The other guy. Listen to the shit. All right, guys.

What's up? America's favorite petto-protector, Jay Carnicon from DAP, has finally been arrested for his absolute fuckery of aiding and abetting pedophiles to walk free in their own communities. So he got arrested for three counts of extortion, two counts of misdemeanor battery, so he's facing him to 47 years total in prison. and I don't hope he gets prison time. I just hope he stops cash with petos. But the extortion was for basically having the petos eat cigarette butts

or do other things in return for not calling the cops. And I find it very interesting. You know, he claims he turns all these petos in, which he needs to say that because if not, it's blatantly clear just letting them all go. But anyone with a brain knows he doesn't turn any of these people. And he's not sending videos of himself, assaulting people to the cops. But anyway,

Yeah, none of these people have been turned in to law enforcement. And in the arrest affidavit, it says the cops found out about the video because somebody random reported the videos to the cops. Yeah. So that means if somebody random reported the video to the cops, it means Jay did not report the video to the cops. I'm with Alex on this one, by the way. I said this before. I do not like this vigilante justice that they do where it's like, hey, we found a guy who's a guy who's a crime. creep. Let's make them, what's humiliate them. Let's slap them across the face sometimes.

Yeah, let's slap them around and making me a cigarette butt. But I enjoy it so much. It's so much fun. I know you do. But now I feel bad. Now I feel bad. Aw, you poor guy. Yeah. You know who I don't feel bad for? Who's that? This bitch. Remember this girl? Oh my gosh. This is one of my favorite stories. And I, normally I'm not really for people to get arrested or in trouble. It's not my thing. But this bitch was a DoorDash delivery person. who wanted to get a guy arrested because he was passed out on his couch in his living room. That's right.

This is pants off. 23-year-old Olivia Henderson. Ugh. She's accused of recording and posting the video, like we said, showing a customer lying naked on his couch. She just got indicted last week, Carl. She wanted to get this guy arrested and she was fired by DoorDash, whatever it was. And then she was all upset. She's like, wait, why am I fired?

Because you showed a video of a guy who was just passed out with his pants. hands off on its couch. And then she posted all these videos. They kept getting taken down because they were breaking the terms of service, obviously. And she posted all these videos screaming about how she's the victim. I'm the victim. And she called a sexual assault. She opened the door. He's sleeping. She opens the door and looks at him. How is he assaulting you? What are you talking about? Yeah. Nobody said open the door. It said leave it on the porch. That's what you're supposed to do. You don't go into someone's house. It did say leave on the porch and the instructions. Also, no one who's asleep can assault you.

I'm pretty sure. Unless there's sleep walker. But he was going. Zip, zip, zip with one eye open and just slowly stroking it. No, that didn't happen. Vinny, I'm really glad the mailman doesn't have a camera handy at my house. You see where my office is, right? Oh, my God.

The mailbox is like on my, like, wall right outside of my office with a big window right there. And I am just jacking it all morning. Just jackety jacky jack. all morning long. I couldn't imagine if the mailman had a camera on them. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it and jacking it, spike it to you know I was actually told to give you a message from the Neighborhood Association. Oh, you were? Yes, I was. If you don't start using those curtains they provided you, they're gonna tent your house. I do have curtains. They're gonna tent to your home. I

could use the curtains. That's a good point. They're gonna put a pest control tent over your house. The calls are passing me by They honk and say hello And I got a jacket From his window There's a guy shooting video Video of him jacked So

Henderson posted the video And filed a police report Alleging it was sexual harassment Like we said Instead investigators arrested her For taking lewd footage And sharing it with thousands of people On TikTok

So she's pled not guilty Her charges allow her out of jail As the case proceeds And she's keeping her mouth shut As her lawyers told her to I was hoping to hear like have a big court thing screaming about how she's the victim, but she is so far quiet on that front, Carl. Finally.

Yeah, finally. We got to shut the fuck out. Now, Carl, let's meet this gentleman. His name is Julio Morales Harquin. He's 23 years old and he is charged. Is that the great pumpkin? I've heard of this. I've heard about this guy.

That is a symmetrically round face. I will tell you that. It's impressive. I would kick that through a soccer goal. I was near this guy. He's charged with two counts of second-degree sexual assault, Carl. Okay. Finchburg, Wisconsin police said they were made aware of concerns about Julio on Sunday after receiving a report from the assisted living facility that he works in.

Okay. The criminal complaint alleges Morales forced a woman to have sex with him while working as her caretaker in the summer of 2020, 2020. See, I see this as like fast food workers who get like free cheeseburgers. That's like comes like it's a perk of the job, right? Yeah. Do you work in an assisted living home? No, that's not a perk. You get some pussy.

We all know about your proclivities with the elderly. I'm sorry. No, Jen doesn't watch this show. It's all good. Keep going. I thought she said she liked it. What else you got? What else you got?

My feelings are. More jokes about Jen's old. Come on. What else you got? So, uh, she claimed that after this initial encounter, where he forced her to have sex with him, that he would come into her bedroom and grope her. He allegedly admitted to the encounter when speaking to investigators

but claimed the interaction was consensual. He allegedly admitted to performing sex acts on the woman without her consent during later encounters and admitted to taking photos and videos of her intimate parts. I can't wait to see those. Ugh. He literally said, I thought she liked giving head at gunpoint. How was I supposed to know, officer?

She seemed like she was into it. The complaint also alleges he essayed another woman who was in the late stages of dementia and could not consent. A co-worker walked into the woman's room to find her fully naked and Julio here was allegedly coming out of her bathroom with this bathroom with his pants pulled down where the co-worker walked in. And that co-worker gave a giant high five. Yeah, let's go. Olivia. Nice. The $200,000 cash bond. All right. P preliminary case is scheduled for May 6th. So coming up.

this week. Now, I don't have any pictures of the mugshot of this next creep, but we are going to Rochester, New York. I know that place. Yeah. A woman named Soraya Rodriguez was found guilty last Wednesday of second-degree attempted murder, first-degree assault, and second-degree criminal possession of a weapon. Prosecutor said Rodriguez climbed through the window of a 25-year-old woman's house in the middle of the night while she laid in bed and shot her a bunch. Yeah. Now, Vinnie, I like this. And I'll tell you why. Tell me more.

So you know why she's pissed at this bitch, right? Why is that? Because this bitch is fucking her man. Right. She's 43. She's 25. Uh-huh. I get it.

So this guy's like hitting this other chick, right? Mm-hmm. And what I like about this is that the woman says, I'm not mad at my man for fucking this hotter, younger chick. I'm going to take it out on the chick. She's like, I'm going to go kill her. Yeah. Smart. You see, that's the way it used to be.

This is how it should be. It's not the man's fault. Blame it on the mistress. Always blame it on the mistress. That's my takeaway from this story. It's a very good point. I think this has to do a lot with the goon handing of days of old, where women, when they get out of line,

she knows she can't take the husband. So she's like, I guess I would have to go kick the shit out of this woman so she stays away. Yep. I mean, she can't compete, you know? No, clearly not. Obviously not, 18 years. Clearly not. She couldn't even kill her.

I mean, the girl survived. No, she didn't even die. Yeah. Imagine going to someone's bedroom. They're asleep in bed. You have a gun and you don't kill the person. You stink at this. So, Carl, she has been found guilty.

I'm really got my wife to listen to the show. They tracked her down. I'm so glad about that. In Buffalo. No one tell her. And they brought her back to Rochester. So she's going to be sentenced on May 28th. And last but not least.

Nick Rickade's dad might be in trouble. Is that who that is? It looks like him. That's Andrew Pelgar. He's 61 years old. Not Mr. Rickay, though. And he was arrested following a multi-jurisdictional investigation into child sex crimes. Detectives executed a search warrant at his St. Augustine Florida home, April 19th.

He later surrendered in Tennessee, Carl. He surrendered in Tennessee for outstanding warrants. Now, he faces nine counts of possession of child essay material. and an initial search of his home led to the discovery of child essay material, sex toys, and child-like sex dolls. All right, so call me old-fashioned, but I think only children should fuck child sex dolls.

You know what I mean? I feel like it's self-explanatory. Right, if you're seven... It's called a child sex doll. Right, if you're seven. And you want to fuck a doll, you get a child sex towel. Have it.

Your dad can't have that. That's not cool. No, you're right. You're right. I know. I'm smart. So. Now, everyone says.

He was charged with probation of prohibition of a prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene loon materials and resisting an officer without violence. Dude, could you imagine? So you get busted with these childs, a dozen child sex? There's 12 of them. There are 12 of them. What? Didn't do it. There's a dozen dollars or children that you're fucking.

And you've got to go to your bowling league on Wednesday? and your photos all over the news, you're like, oh, hey Phil. What's going on, man? Fuck. This guy showed up. Beer's on to you? What 12 of these things, Carl? He's got 12 of them.

Those... And these aren't the kind we're talking about where, like, he took a cabbage patched on, got a hole. Oh, it's not like that. It's a sex salad. It was like a child. But variety is the spice of life. I guess. You know what I mean?

I can't eat pizza every night. The pizza's delicious. You're telling me. What a show today. Sorry about the text shit, everybody. You're telling me. It's hard to not eat pizza every night. I know, I know it is, funny.

I know. Struggle is real. Oh, man. I had my one slice in Las Vegas, and I'm just still dreaming about how good it was. That is what Las Vegas is known for. Their pizza. Yeah, I had the fucking moron. Bro, I went to secret pizza.

I know. Got me a slice. It was delicious. I know, I know. It's not a secret. Jenny's making you pizza rolls at home, so. Oh, Tostinos for Carl. I love pizza rolls.

That's great. Tuky's unpaid staff, thanks for the five bucks. Any updates on your buddy who off to stepdad, Carl. Oh, that's a good question. My buddy Lance, who I played soccer with and went to high school with. I've not heard any updates on that. I think he's in prison. Yeah, that checks out.

Jeff Spangler, Cockcam, extraordinaire. Thanks to the Dowell 99. As always, vote for Vinny. Thank you. Vote for Carl. Thank you, Jeff Spangler. I'll shoot you, buddy. Before we get out of here, just wanted to...

Is there any super tips over there? Yeah, I'm getting there. Before we get out of there, we're going to check super tips. Right. And I want to thank everybody for all of their kindness and their super tips and super chats today. Thanks to our members. For her boobs.

Thank you to Danny's parents for making them so spectacular. I mean, I wasn't going to go there, but... Well, I mean, you've got to do the right thing. Is there a point-dabble point today people want to know? Yeah, so we're on Shulie's channel today. We'll be doing Pointebbled Point. I believe Lucy Tightbox will be on and me, and we'll be talking about Sitter and John, I guess.

Sounds good. Yeah. Now, from what I understand, Carl, and I'll have more information on this on Friday, on the bonus episode, podcast Hitman is going to trial finally. That's right. So we're going to get a little update on that coming Friday. Good.

So make sure you tune in and... He's been texting me. I've got to text him back. I got to see what's up. I'll do that before Friday. They let him text? Yeah. He has a text account now.

He texts me. He has my number. This is wild Jesus Christ Not many people have my number But he does I'm gonna dox it I'm not bye

That'd be so mean It's nice to be forward I thought you said we had a super tip No there were not We're good Sorry to me to out of you're like Yeah yeah I was gonna get there I was checking just to make sure

Ah I see Carl you sandbag and stuff What a fun show this is We're good at those You just Oh man I'm gonna go walk my dog.

Bye everybody. It's nice to be important. We're important to be nice. You're going to get you. Give me the fuck out of here.