The Creep Off - Episode 314: Intercepted by Warlords

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

Karl & Vinnie scrub in for a brand-new episode of The Creep Off to answer one important question: Who is the Creepiest Nursing? Plus a fresh edition of Karl’s Cop Cam, featuring guns, car chases and a good boy named Danger. This week’s Scum Parade features a negligent OnlyFans model, a man who liked shopping at Walgreens way too much, and a woman who ate all the food!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man arrested in Winter Garden, accused of recording in women's restroomRx-Rated: Police Say Man Stalked Walgreens Employee Through Store While Masturbating - Margate TalkOnlyFans creator convicted in client’s bondage suffocation deathWisconsin stepmom Melissa Goodman accused of starving teen daughter enters plea — could spend the rest of her life behind barsThe score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grownups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids are getting out to fuck off this damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock.

Deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. down. Cuckoo! Coooo! Ola, Creeples, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, this show about creeps. Bye, creeps. For you, Creeps.

I'm your host. My name is Vinnie. And joining me today in the studio. It's everybody's favorite creep. It's hot. Cucca, Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Pauline? Of course, we're a few minutes late, but we are also in a completely different studio than

we expected to be just 25 minutes ago. That is correct. So, some reason, the internet completely died to my studio. and we had to come up with a plan B. So we are seven to eight minutes late and gay. Not too bad, to be honest with you. Here we are set up at the WATP studios for an episode of the creep-off that we couldn't skip.

No way. Not with the creepiest nurse part two. I've been up all night preparing my creep. I'm so excited to talk about the nurses. Nurses are absolute angels and demons. And when they're bad, oh my fucking God, it's way past just, you know, taking long smoke breaks, being kind of lazy at work. They have a lot of control over their patients. And you have to trust them quite a bit and assume they're doing the right thing and that they want what's best for you.

And I would say more times than not. That's probably the case. More so than doctors. Yeah. They have more control over you. Oh, for sure. Oh, the doctor says you should get this pill, does he? Well, I'm going to give you that one.

Mm-hmm. And now you're dead. Nobody cares. It's a be a good episode today. So stick around for that. In the scum parade today, Carl. We're going to meet a guy who loved shopping at Walgreens way too much. And we're also going to meet an only fan's whore who took things a little too far.

Yeah, that's a wild story. It certainly is. I'm looking forward to getting into that. All right. So today, Danny is not here. No. No. We have nothing going on.

We don't have super tip set up. Don't super tip us? Don't super chat us. Just super chat us. It is Super chat on. We do appreciate the people who want to support this program. We'll get to that in just a little bit. But first, let me explain if you're new to this show, what we do here.

Each week, Vinny and I, we compete. We try to figure out who can bring the biggest creep in a certain category. Today, of course, that category is nurses. We both present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. You then go to patreon.com slash the creep off. And you vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. We tally up those votes. And then in the next episode, we present the results.

The winner gets a point. Once one of us gets to five points, that person wins the round, and the other person has a spin, the dreaded wheel of consequences. And I believe the current score is Vinny 3, Carl 2. Is that right? That is correct. Now, Carl Danny's not here today. I have the results.

Okay. And I already, if you watch the bonus episode on Friday, people will know I already fucking conceded. I would like to apologize to everyone watching the creep off. I made a terrible mistake. I forgot no one here has any empathy for sex workers. I know. No, murdering hookers is like so, I don't know, boring.

You know, it's not even a story anymore. So your old pal Vinnie, forgive him. I'm sorry. I'll do better. So that means Carl won the round. Mayacopa, everybody. Do you know what the percentages were? Yes.

What was it? Sixty-eight percent, Carl. Thank you to all the Cuzzaroos out there voting for your boy, Carl. See if Carl ever apologizes if he fucking bombs. See if that that. That ever happens, everybody. Why would I have her bum? Do it all the time.

What are we talking about? Oh, Jesus Christ. So today, like we said, we're talking about nurses and ring that bell car. Let's get after it. My nurse is a woman named Janine Jones. So babies are admitted to this intensive care unit, and they begin dying an alarming rate between May and December of 1981. So they're in Baxter County, San Antonio, Texas, attached to the university there.

and they witnessed the loss of as many as 20 infants through cardiac arrest and runaway bleeding. In the majority of cases, death had occurred while the babies were in the care of one licensed pediatric nurse. Hold on. When you say runaway bleeding, they got a baby. Is that like they start deflating like a balloon and just start flying all over the room? Yeah, they actually zip around the room. Like you ever have like a bouncy ball? Yeah. And you just chuck it and you just watch it bounce back and forth against the wall. Yeah. Yeah. It's like when you're filling up a water balloon. And you let go of the thing, the part of it, it just flies. It's exactly what that is. Yes.

And at an alarming rate, you say? The thieves are pinging and pogging all over, and having heart attacks. They're just dying all over the place. Okay. And they go, hey, how come this keeps happening when Janine's on shift? What's that all about? Oh, clumsy hands Janine.

Well, what she was doing was she was injecting these babies with various medications, too much of these medications. and what she was doing was, this is the worst part of the story, she was doing this so that she could try to revive them, bring them back to life, and then receive all the praise. Wow, Nurse Janine, you're amazing, you saved another infant. And sometimes it worked. Sometimes she'd save the infant.

But a lot of times she couldn't do it. See, that's the thing about these stories. When I was researching them, we run into a lot of this in the nursing field. There's a hero syndrome. Yes. Where they feel like they could be. the one to get the attaboys, the pads on the back, and oh, you are a hero and they could feel good about themselves, even though they almost just murdered someone.

So what happens is, this hospital doesn't want to deal with it. Sure. They're like, all right, can you just like resign? We don't want to look into this. We don't want to investigate. It's going to look bad for us. So if you just, like, go away. I imagine there's a hospital, like, HR person standing there in a hallway and there's just

blood all over the walls from the runaway babies. Yep. And she's going, could you please just leave? She's like holding her employee file. Yeah, I mean, the investigation and everything, it's like, oh, it's such a pain in the ass. It takes up so many resources. We need to clean this up before the cops get here.

People are going to be pissed when they find out of this was done on purpose. Let's just get her out of here. So then she takes a position at a pediatric physician's clinic in Kirville, Texas, near San Antonio. It was there that she was charged with poisoning six children. The doctor in the office discovered puncturement. in a bottle of the medication that was not supposed to be given to these babies and realized it like, hey, the way people have access to the storage area are me and that nurse.

And there's puncture marks on this baby deflating medicine. And what she was doing was she was filling it back up with like water. So it was like diluted. And so they finally realized like, well, this is full, but I think she's been using this for something else. Oh, no. So they figured out that she's murdering these babies. She sentenced to 99 years in prison. However, because of prison overcrowding,

she received automatic parole in 2017. Now, she was only convicted of murdering one of these babies. So after she got out, they're like, yeah, what's put her on trial for some of these other babies that she murdered? And that's where we pick up here. Finally, it is over. That is what the mother of one of the five infants that Janine Jones, known as the killer nerds,

said following Jones's sentencing today. As part of a plea agreement, Jones sentenced to life in prison. Paul Venema in court for the plea and the emotional reaction from the families of those babies. I'll leave you with this. I hope for you, you'll live a long and miserable life behind Mars. Janine Jones had just been sentenced to life in prison by Judge Frank Castro for killing Connie Weeks' infant son, Joshua Sawyer. As she had done with at least six other infants in the earth, early 80s, Jones had injected the babies with lethal doses of either painkillers or muscle

relaxants while caring for them in area hospitals. I think this baby who's like, I don't know, a few weeks old has a nickname already. Yeah, we called him Ricky. I called it out Linky. That fucking kid. You know, here's the thing about babies. What's the thing about babies? They're like NFL draft picks, you know?

Very few of them really pad out. That is true. Wait, that's not true at all. What are you talking about? Just say it. That's certainly not true. Sure it is. You're going to want to vote for Carl after you see some of these victims. By the way, the picture of that lady, she looks like Dorothy from Golden Girls. Oh, you're right. She kind of looks like B. Arthur. I have to think of her name.

Nobody knows this pain I carry only I. And finally it's over. Her baby, Rosemary Vega, was one of Jones victims. Melissa Luna's brother, too, was killed by Jones. Even though my brother's in a box, she's going to spend the rest of her life in a box, too. So I can smile, knowing that. Jones' killing spree first came to Light in Curville. She was convicted of killing 15-month-old Chelsea McClellan in 1984.

She served a life sentence for that murder. Before she could be freed, Jones was indicted in the local deaths. In exchange where Jones guilty plea, the remaining cases were dismissed. So I love that one of what was just like, yeah, so, you know, my brother's dad, but she's in prison, so I'm happy now. That makes you happy? Okay, whatever. Well, you know, seems kind of weird, but having a brother is also overrated. That's true.

That is very true. They can be real pricks sometimes. I used to have one of those. Her total kills will never be known for sure, but it has been speculated that Jones may have murdered almost 50 helpless infants dating back to the beginning of her nursing career in 1977. How many? As many as 50. As many as 50. Yes.

Hachimachi. Yes, great. That's a lot of babies that my nurse killed. So that's who I bring. Janine Jones, what do you got? I know I brought a female nurse. I wasn't expecting that either. I had thrown everyone for a loop.

Well, I was going to point out right away, you immediately lost because everybody knows if you're going to bring the creepiest nurse, it's got to be a dude. And let me introduce you to Don Harvey. Picture number one, Carl. Okay. Look at this well-adjusted gentleman. Is this scum one? No, it's Don one.

There was in the email. Oh, son of a bitch. There's another email? No, it's in the same email. Look up. Scroll up. Okay. Not that one, the one below it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's embedding. See, this is her car wants the sandbag. That's not true. Carl is cheating right now. You set me on the shit last minute. You're in my studio.

I was probably on driving to the comedy club. I always do. Oh, no, you had to change things up for one. I had to change things up for us. I had to do a little bit of work in Sandbag and Vinny. A son of them. Piss it all over his palmy. Where am I here?

Okay, here we go. Show me, Don. Okay, here's this guy. This well-adjusted looking gentleman. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't look like a problem. I would not want him to be my nurse.

Good news. Yes. He would never have been your nurse. You know why? Why is that? Even though he went to nursing school and graduated, he never got his license on account of his criminal record. Ah, okay.

So this guy did all the qualifications to become a nurse. So not a nurse. So just qualifications? Well, hold on to know. Hold on. I'm going to bring that. I brought up the asterisk out of the, out of the gate, Carl, for a lot of reasons. Part of the other reasons why he never went for his license was because of the background check. And his career working in the medical field was a little dicey from the go. So again, the guy's a nurse. He just didn't get his license. He was working at a place called

Mary Mountain Hospital in London, Kentucky, Carl. He was working as a nurse's assistant. Okay. To start. And he was, his duties was basic patient care, moving patients, cleaning rooms. He was distributing medication under supervision. Licking toes? Is that part? No, he was considered

dependable and competent. Now, according to his later confession, the first person he murdered was a guy named Logan Evans, who was 88 years old and suffering from a stroke. Now, Harvey was trying to clean up Mr. Evans, and Mr. Evans accidentally smeared a poopy hand on him. Oh, that's fun. So.

Do you think it was an accident? Yes. Oh, okay. That's when Mike Kreeved Don decided, you know what? I'm just going to smother this guy with a pillow. Yeah, I don't want to clean this shit up, literally. Yeah. He just smothered the man with a pillow right there because he touched him with his poopy hand.

I mean, if I'm 88 and someone's rubbing my poopy hand over my face, you can kill me. It's fine. He listened to the man's heartbeat with a stethoscope until he was. it stopped. Okay. He literally sat there holding the pillow with the stethoscope up to the guy's chest waiting for him to die. It's efficiency, you know? You don't hold it the second longer than you need to. That's his first murder. That's how cold this fucking guy is. People in the chat are saying it was obviously a mercy killing that that's very fair. That's what you were there? I agree with the chat on this one. So a lot of people start dropping in this hospital, which is the way that this goes. He

alerted the nurses that this guy died. They come and they go, oh, must have just died in his sleep. Yep. And shit himself. Why did he stop breathing? That was dumb. 88 years old. He didn't know you have to breathe all the time.

What an idiot. So he came up with a new way to do this. He would smother, he would still smother people, but he also liked to disconnect their oxygen tanks. Oxygen is pretty important. Yeah, he would do this so that everything's kind of appeared natural. And he ended up,

this was never, he never tried to bring these people back. I want to point that out. He did not have the hero gene. It was just like, you know, it would be fun. today, I would have disconnected old Ruth's fucking oxygen tank and watch her suffocate and die in front of me. And a lot of this, they say, was motivated by his own personal gratification.

Merrimount's staff became suspicious after a series of patients deaths, but no criminal investigation took place. Why is that again? Because hospitals are lazy and they would rather not know. You see, medical liability insurance is very expensive, even going back to the 70s. Sure. And the more you use it, those premiums get higher and higher. This pattern would go on for years at this place, Carl. And after a while, they finally said, hey, man, we think something's going on here.

Why don't if they just choose to leave? Oh, the same thing with my career. Correct, correct. Just get out of here. We don't like the work you're doing. The day he got, he resigned was March 31st, 1971. And that very evening, he was arrested for burglary. Oh, okay.

Yeah, this was a fun one. He broke into his neighbor's apartment, stole a bunch of coins close, and jewelry, set it on fire, and when the cops got there, he was drunk. So what on fire? The coins? Just part of the house. Like you went into the house and set of fire. Yeah.

And it's an apartment. Yeah, that's not great. Yeah. So he was wasted, he said? Yes. So he had a bad day, he had to resign. Times one on. Steals a bunch of stuff from his neighbor, tries to set his apartment that's attached

next door to his on fire. I mean, who hasn't been there, you know? Sure. College, right? So they start asking him questions. He's very drunk and he starts telling them, yeah, I murder. people. I'm a terrible guy. Oh, no. It's truth serum for him.

I guess what? Oh, boy. They were just like, whatever. Yeah, drunk he's telling tales. The burglary charge reduced to petty theft. He paid a $50 fine and referred to outpatient mental health counseling where he only attended a few times before leaving town. Starting a fire isn't a problem there? Hmm. Yeah. So he decided he has his nursing degree. He enlisted in the Air Force

and they threw him out with after a year for suicide attempts. Oh. Did he try to fly his plane and do a mountain or something? No, he wasn't allowed to fly. He was working. He was like in the medical area. So they discharge him within a year.

He starts getting electroshock treatments. Okay. And starts to return and then goes back to hospital work, Carl. Oh, good. During this period, he is, I constantly described as taking interest in the occult and neo-Nazi material at home. He's also gay. He's also dating a dude. Okay.

He's into the, he's fucking wearing the robes around. He's fucking the dab. You win. Geez, no, I'm just kidding. And he's like, and neo-Nazism. Those two things are not related at all, are they? No. That's fun.

That's why I'm saying. This guy's fucking nuts. Everyone needs a hobby. So from 1975 to 1985, he worked to the Cincinnati Veterans Administrative Medical Center as an orderly and an autopsy assistant. He later confessed to killing at least 15 patients there. The killings were a little more calculated this time. In addition to suffocation and oxygen deprivation, he started using poisons, cyanide, arsenic, Investigators later found that he studied medical journals to learn how deaths were investigated,

stockpiled poisons at his apartment, kept a diary documenting the killings, and he hid them behind his bathroom mirror at his house. Okay. In 1985, security officers searched his bag when he was leaving work. They found a handgunned, hypodermic needles, surgical tools, a bunch of occult books. And they said, hey, listen, man, you're not allowed to bring the gun into work. Kind of have to let you go. And there was never a homicide investigation. He never got in any trouble at that place.

So, good. Thanks. He, also, Carl, you know, is a good thing. Social media wasn't around back then. This guy seems like he'd be posted a lot of shit. Dude, he would be in starting a community messaging board. Oh, yeah, for sure. Nope.

He'd be chatting with Emily on Reddit, the whole thing. I know you're interested in his extracurriculars already, Carl. I am. So he also was poisoning people and his personal. life. Okay. It wasn't just at work. He admitted to giving his partner Carl Holweller, as the guy's name, small doses of arsenic

to keep him ill and dependent on Don. He confessed to poisoning a neighbor named Helen Metzger with arsenic hidden in food. She died. Thanks a lot, Carl. Another neighbor named Diane Alexander survived after Harvey contaminated a drink with hepatitis tainted serum. He also poisoned Heller's father Henry with Arsson. Nick, accounts of exactly who in his personal life died and who survived vary by the sources.

That's my disclaimer there. In 1986, Harvey began working at Drake Memorial Hospital in Cincinnati as a nurse's aide again. Prosecutors later connected him to roughly 20 patients' deaths there. By this point, he was using cyanide, arsenic, that he would get at home. He would mix them together, bring them into the hospital, Carl, and then he would pour the into patients' feeding tubes at the end of his shift. So he would be long gone by the time the person was dead. Perfect. Now, how did he get caught?

How did he get caught? Because he tried to kill too many people? Well, he successfully killed a lot of people. The investigation finally exposed him started in March of 1987 after the death of a guy named John Powell, who was 44 years old. He was a motorcycle accident patient who was considered stable and on life support. During Powell's autopsy, the examiner detected the smell of cyanide, almonds, or whatever it is. Toxology confirmed poison and the death was ruled a homicide. The autopsy changed everything.

They found out that... So that's why he got in the motorcycle accident because he was drinking all that poison before he went out riding. Must have been. Yeah, that makes sense, right? If I got on that accident. But investigators noted later that most of Harvey's suspected victims never got autopsies. Okay.

So there's that. Harvey quickly became a suspect. The search of his apartment uncovered cyanite, arsenic, the diary. Books about poisons, the occult, the list of victims hidden behind the bathroom. Mayor. They interviewed him for hours during which he calmly confessed to killing a ton of people across all these hospitals. Okay. Prosecutors described him, described his conversation as having no emotion, like someone discussing just having a chat with you over lunch. Investigators also noted that he had no consistent method. In fact, show my picture number two, Carl. This is a lot of

fun. That's him in court walking past the board of evidence against him. Okay. It seems a little stacked and you can see it back there, the way he murdered people, cyanide, cyanide, cyanide. Those are just the names of people that they connected back to him actually killing. Okay, they got a pretty good list

going on there. That's a pretty big list. Yeah. Now, to avoid the death penalty, Harvey pleaded guilty in August of 1987 in Hamilton County, Ohio. He pleaded guilty to 24 counts of aggravated murder, along with attempted murder and assault counts in November 1987 in Kentucky, eight counts of murder, one count of manslaughter,

and then all the way back to his first job at Merrimount, he got another sentence to life plus another 20 years to run concurrently. And then in Cincinnati in 1988, they brought the total of murder convictions up to 37. Okay. He maintained throughout all of this, though, Carl, it was all mercy killings. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. It had nothing to do with him just wanting to fucking get off on it. Do you know what the pressing it is to be in a hospital the room for a long time. Just feed me the poison, please. What was the point of the, you know, keeping the boyfriend dependent on him, fucking murdering the neighbors? I don't know, man. Sometimes people can't leave their work at work. You know, some people bring their work home with them. They certainly do. Yeah. You want to hear the happy ending? Yes, please. Okay. Good. Let's bring up the happy ending. He spent nearly 30 years in prison on March 28th,

2017. His head was bashed by his cellmate, a guy named James Elliott. Harvey died from those injuries two days later on March 30th, 2017 at age 64. Elliot pleaded guilty in 2019 was sentenced to 25 years to life for this. He told investigators he grew up in Kentucky near relatives of some of Harvey's victims. Oh yeah, that'll do it. And wanted to give them those families closer. Harvey's probably bragging about it or something, right? This guy's like, hey, motherfucker.

Yeah, it's my aunt. Yeah. And you know what's interesting about this? That guy already was there for a life sentence. And he just like, oh, I'm going into cell with this guy? Great. But he's probably getting a lot of good. Dick, though, in prison, though. He's probably enjoying himself

up until that point, right? He probably was. That's what makes me happy about this. Yep. It's nice to know. And the fun fact is when this guy went to trial for it, just like Mr. Harvey, zero compassion. Couldn't give less of a fuck. Okay. So there's that. My creep this week.

Don Harvey, vote for your boy Vinnie at patreon.com back slash the creepoff. You know you have to vote for a male nurse. You can't vote for a lady nurse to be the creepiest. All right. There's there's a video. Of course, vote for Carl. like Opsides the Creepoff. You don't have to be a member of the Creepop Patreon to vote,

but we do encourage you to because we do bonus shows. Every Friday, we just did another Michael Jackson deep dive. We sure did. Past Friday. Can you move your phone away from my board? Because I'm hearing interference from it. Yeah, whenever you're getting notifications. And it's driving me crazy.

That's weird, man. Today is Super Chat Monday. We're celebrating that here on The Creepoff. The way we do that is by reading these super chats like Buck Naked. It became a YouTube member. Thank you very much Buck Naked. I wonder if that's this real name. Chris Primer gifted a creep off channel membership.

We've ever got that membership. You can go watch our Michael Jackson special. Yeah, Michael 2. When you get done with this one. Joseph Collins, best start of the week, Carl and Vinnie. Thank you, brother. Fuck, yeah, thank you, Joseph Collins. Wanderer's Field guy.

You're a nurse, Carl? Hi, Jenny. Oh, yeah, it should be my nurse. Good point. Two guys unpaid staff. This isn't the one, I guess, to be listening to you while my wife's in labor. What? my ass off. Is your wife in labor right now?

Dude, congratulations. Please. Boy or girl, Vinnie Jr. Yes. And careful with that runaway bleeding. Make sure. Oh, Carl Sticks at this game. Go Vinny eat pizzas.

Thank you, lo, lo, lo, lo, that's not true. Rock or B, 2002. I see no hot sexy nurses here. Once again, Halloween costume marketers are full of shit. I know. Mm-hmm. You know, sexy nurse.

I wish. Never the case. Always the elementary school teachers. Never the nurses. Funny how that works out. Thank you guys so much for the contributions. We appreciate that. Vinnie, you know what the next segment of the show is going to be? I really hope it's Carlos Copcam.

Let's go. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? lose all your rights when you're like you. This song reminds me of Steeltoe this morning.

What happened on Steeltoe? Oh, he went into overtime. He did a five-hour show. Oh, no. He still missed the goal by a lot. But that's one of the songs that he plays. His show's supposed to be. Dude.

Is there like a... I mean, it's all these arbitrary rules. I know. It used to be four hours that he would go like, overtime would be a half an hour more or so go four and a half hours. Now he's just going as long as he's not making.

money. They'll just stay on there. And then he got embarrassed and Adam Bush was in the chat. And it's a whole thing. It was fun. Adam Bush is, uh, he gets under people's skin that guy. He's the fucking man. I'm then he's on our team. Let's put it that way. Yeah. A good team, good team, uh, WTP. So this is a wild cop cam came in from Trent McIntyre. Nice. And this is one like I've never seen before pieced together from dozens of different officers. It starts off. We're in a suburban neighborhood. and there's a man who has just been in a house across the way and was shot in that house. Yip.

I'm not going to where, buddy. It's the other arm. It's the other arm. Look at this one. You got a hole right there, buddy. I got a hole right now. Where at? Oh, shit.

It's not doing well. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'd be very composed either. If he's like, yeah, you got a hole right there, but. Dude, this cop is actually amazing with this. It's pretty a matter-fact motherfucker. He doesn't seem, uh, yeah. In fact, I pulled this clip because that continues right here. What happened?

Are you sure I'm going to be okay? Yeah, you're going to be fine. Did you have a gun? Please, get my... Tell my god I love him, please. Oh, you're going to be all right, but. Oh, me. So, this guy's not really thinking he's done for it.

What do he gets shot in the shoulder? He got shot in both wrists. Oh. That's not a good place to get shot. It's not a good place to get shot. You will bleed out. But the cop came in and, you know, tourniquet. Yeah, the tourniquet and took care of him.

He seemed very thirsty. The cops like, ah, I don't got in water. Sorry, man. I got some coffee. I like half some Dunkin' Donuts left. So this is a wild story. You want a mini? You want a Dunkin' Donuts?

This guy's in his house. And there's a robbery occurring. These two guys come in to rob the place. So he's got a gun. He's just like, fuck this shit. Then those guys have a gun, too. And they say, fuck you. And so they shoot him.

He shoots a thousand. he misses. You know they say, the only thing that stops a good guy with a gun is a whole lot of bad guys with guns. Yes, for sure. Pretty sure that's the quote. That is the quote. So the witnesses who were also in the house come running out. He got struck an arm. Stead, the house and stole his truck on the way out. Their car's still at the house. Their cars do it. Or is they, hit them. Hit them. Yeah. Yes. We all all in the house? They didn't. See people.

Is everybody out of the house? I've been the bad people. There's two of them. He saw them in the wrist. Right there, Mama, he saw it again. Tell them a hurry, I loved it. He shot on the bottom of this wrist. This 60 radio will possibly have two gunshot, one is one for the left wrist and one for the right wrist.

Jesus, this is a wild dude. So I love that the cops just like, you're good buddy, relax, everything's fine, and then these were come out. come out. Okay, you're not helping it all. Oh, the women didn't help the situation? Yes. Can you guys be calm a little bit? You fucking idiot.

This guy's crying like a looney-tunes cartoon. I know. It's a little over the top. So they go into the house to see what happened. Like, this is unheard of. An armed robbery in broad daylight. That's a beautiful house. A very nice house.

And these guys come in. They got guns. The person wants to defend them. house with a gun and you can see the evidence as they walk around in here. Inside, he's all over the bay of the top. Yeah, so apparently he crashed out, he runs out here by the circle realizes they froze par for him. He's the sort of trail of blood.

This isn't walking. He's just spraying all over the wall with the floors. Will the woman give birth in there? While the other one was looking, they would tell of mother. The two keys unpaid staff? Where's the money? My granddaughter kept saying, I'll show you where the jewel is and I'll show you where the money is. But he kept telling me that there wasn't enough, that there was more there. If I didn't tell what it wasn't, he was going to kill one of us.

Did they fork the gun at you? When we were walking to the bedroom where all this stuff was he was behind me pointing it out my nose. Where did the guys look like? He's tattoos and hands tattoos. They both were around nice. Right, but ICE is the problem, right, everybody? Yeah, they are. where were they?

You're right, exactly. Where? I think that the protesters were stopping them from doing their job. Actually, I think they were guarding Christy Nome and Chris Lewandowski. Well, they were fucking on a plane. So these Mexicans target this house because they think they have a bunch of cash laying around for some reason. And so they're going to get the money from those gringoes in there. And by the lady, this girl's cute.

Very. You notice that? I would have robbed her, too. I took her with me. What I love. Well, you heard them say earlier. This guy who was shot, they also stole his truck. Like, he's having a bad day.

Like, they left their vehicle there, hopped in his truck and started... Okay, so now we know they're not smart. Because the amount of evidence that you leave behind when you leave your car there, whether you stole it or not, you're going to have all sorts of DNA. You're going to have all sorts of handprints. Well, they're not going to go down easily. The chase is on. Fuck yeah.

It's doing her best to police them. And she told him, she said, I got to tell him. $200 if you want that and Kyle said and I've got afforded and he wasn't interested in $200. They were here for a lot of money. Right here we're still about 60s, 6 miles. They're about 10 miles an hour just by the Marinapa. So there is a chase going on. They've tracked out obviously this guy's stolen truck.

Where is this? Where are they? And I forget. Because it's definitely down south. I mean, it sounds like it. It looks like Alabama to be, to be honest with you. Yeah. Some rural area in the United States with a bunch of Hicks.

That's it. So the chase is outy and all of these patrol cars chasing this guy. And so they're determined to get away. They decide maybe we should off-road it. We're about 60 miles an hour. He's back in a break here. They just went off-road. There he goes.

He's out his truck. He's heading south. He doesn't go shit. My car jane. What a fun day for the cops, though, right? Oh, dude, they're having to blow out. They'll go on the hill in the northern and get my branch and all over here. Come around the left.

We're still southbound of the field. Do you remember when we watched the one where a guy tried to escape on a through a field like that and just ran right into a giant rock? That was out of the field. Yes. No, that wasn't Shooley's house. Stopping. We're not doxing anyone here. I dare you.

So you say they're having fun. I got to tell you, the cops seem a bit nervous because these are armed robbers who already shot a guy. So they're kind of like, I don't know if I really want to catch up to him. It's probably going to shoot at me too. Definitely going to shoot it.

Yeah. So I think they're a little bit nervous about it. And they finally, this guy drives into a pond and the car stops, they get out. They go running for it. Meanwhile, back at the scene, Dad shows up. Remember tell Dad I love him? Yeah. So he has got some information for us.

Hello. I got to get these rowdy assing sold. No. Jason. Henry Kelly need to get these boys in control. This is a quiet neighborhood. I don't know. Not really or what I have me.

I said, how did they know to come to the house in the back of a neighborhood? He goes, say we know Tracy has valuables. We know he has someone that knows him. So basically that's a home invasion, Steph, attempted to murder. Bowie and Miss. They're not gonna get away They're not gonna get away out there So they're stuck in the- I got rice lock up now I had two of them just kept going on you

They got rifle cops have rifles out Go up to the car And uh there long done All right Steve tracks on you bro I saw them straight 12 o'clock Okay so now they're on foot they got a K-9 ounce Did you see a matter of fact the dad was that was pretty wild he's like yep

This fucking rowdy ass neighbor I'm telling you, dude, if you spend a second down south, that's how that goes. Dad was like, this is a targeted hit. They knew Tracy had money. Like, they had it all figured out for some reason. That's odd, right? Oh, man, I can't wait to find out which family member was talking to these idiots. So these guys go and steal another car, which is pretty fucking awesome.

They're tracking that. They're going for a high score today, aren't they? Yeah. Sounds like someone's still on another car Yeah, you stay here We'll come get to I'm headed back to my car So interesting

So these guys Bust out on foot The cops are slow to approach the truck Because they're nervous by getting shot and stuff Yeah Meanwhile they're long gone Found another car Broke into it, stole it

And are on their way again Okay This is a crazy video Well done, Trent Thank you for for setting that in. So now they're back to a high-speed chase, but they also don't know if both of the guys

got into this new vehicle or not. And there's another house in this area. So they're like, maybe one of the guys is hiding in that house. Now they've got to go secure that. He has not left the property yet. He's trying to figure out a way to leave. He's coming straight for you guys

towards the abandoned white truck. He's coming to us. Right towards where we entered at. Maybe stop yelling, so it doesn't know you're there. When you make sure nobody's heard inside. He's right. Police only spotted one suspect fleeing in the stolen car, which means the second could still be hiding inside the house.

By the way, they go through this house. It's very nice. Yeah. It's a nice neighbor on this area that they're in. So, yeah, they spot the new newly stolen vehicle, and high-speed chase number two ensues. Thanks for being good. Yeah, they're...

Start. That's another truck. I got you. Yep. Look at that. It's fucking a hoppage. It's a K1. The bus had a stop sign out.

We got seven deadly sin, right? Where about? 28. K5 is train. Is he clear to fifth? Yeah, he's on a office. Yeah, he's on a hushin. There's another charge.

I'm added to the list. I almost took him out. Oh, I was that close. I was on the trigger. Okay. Oh, were you? Yeah, I know. I'll be closing to get a cowardice.

Were you? Yeah, you good old boy. Were you? Now, the high speed chase is on. You got these cars pursuing him. He doesn't give a fuck what he does. He's driving through yards. He's hopping over shit.

Yeah, he fucked up. So they wanted to do the pit maneuver. You know, the pit maneuver is where you ram them in the back and then they spin out. Spin out. And they're trying this. This is a longer clip, but the action in this one is fucking awesome. This is great. He's on right.

He'll get him on the left. I'm gonna get him on now. Oh, I got him right here. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Oh shit. Where you going now? Where are you going now? You know scary that is?

Driver is running. Oh, you're fucked, buddy. He's fucked. He's fucked! The K-Dyeye is. after him. Yeah! Get him! Dude, is this fucking crazy? I love this. This is the best day ever.

I know. This is a fantastic video. So I appreciate that. Meaning, you're going to love this. This dog does a fantastic job. That's a good boy. Ney! You got that bad guy! Good boy.

Oh, you know what? I missed this clip. I'm sorry. This was before that one. What a pussy. This fucking guy is putting a gun to women shooting up that other guy. Just fucking stealing cars, driving it all around. They're just like, awie. It's a different story when a German shepherd has the fleshy part of your thigh. Oh, yeah.

He's got him pretty good. Oh, man. Guess what? Good boy. Good boy. You're getting a greedy. Guess who's getting a greedy? Kind of makes Olive look like a piece of shit.

Oh, Olive would fuck that guy up here. Okay. Let me tell you what Olive does, man. What does Olive do? So when I was when we were in Vegas, my buddy Kevin did me a favor. He would go over and let her out for me during the day. Yeah. Because I usually take her to work with me to the office.

Yeah. And the first day went over there. She was having none of it. She burns her arm off. She put a nice hole in a sweatshirt. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. She went.

She could jump, bro. Why the fuck between you and the other guy at the comedy club, all your dogs bite people? What is wrong with you people? Well, it's a person went into the house. Yeah, she wasn't ready for. and I was very impressed with my dog's skills. Because we was like, holy shit, she knows me.

Thank you for not asking me to dog sit. I've never asked you to dog. I'd be more afraid of you biteed my dog than my dog fighting you. That's a good point. Yeah, this guy's got, I labeled this one, owies. Oh, right. What was it a fool? He's a fool.

Right, you have her screaming and holler. Ewan, here's. Oh, what did you hurt you his dog? Hey, sir, he wants an ambulance, but his best. What's going on? You got a cop for me, okay? They've got a trick to us hard. He got stickers on him.

You're gonna be hurting. Nothing you did is gonna make you feel good today. You're sure to be torped. You don't want it, man. No, there's no medicine. They ain't gonna give you anything. Puckin' fucking... Give you anything.

You're lucky we don't give you a... The fucking lethal injection, right? right now. They should have just let the dog finish his job. Jesus Christ. It's fucking asshole. So yeah, all of a sudden he's a plain victim. Oh, can I go to the hospital? Can I get some medication? My army. He hurts so bad.

So what's a final clip here? The charges against these two. Carlos Cantu, 27 years old, and Brandon Carter, 31, faced multiple felony charges, including aggravated assault, theft by taking, and fleeing law enforcement. During the pursuit, officers recovered a point. 3-8 caliber pistol and a wet, muddy blue shirt believed to be connected to the suspects. During the arrest, Brandon ultimately complied and was taken into custody, while Carlos

Cantu was apprehended by a police K-9 named Danger. He was treated for injuries following the K-9 apprehension, transported to Piedmont Henry Medical Center, and later taken to the Henry County Jail. The victims are expected to make a full recovery. So that's it, man. That's our excited conclusion on Carl's Cop Cam. Danger is the best dog. Danger did a great job. Danger is his name. Good boy, Danger. Oh, man.

What a danger we speak your name. Jay Lloyder, five bucks. It is a super champ Monday. We appreciate you guys supporting the show today. Do you ever worry about your house flipping over when Vinnie comes over? Yes. Yes, I do. Forty Carl's house is very, is falling apart

around him. Michael C., creepiest nurse, who We never delivered young club fun. I'm club fucking foot in, you app, boy. Good call. You know, it wasn't the nurse's fault. I was club-footed, like, when I was in the womb, it didn't happen as I was being bored.

I assumed that it happened on the way out. You think so? Well, that's usually what it happens. I looked it up. Is that true? Yeah, I don't think that's true. Yeah, the mom's vagina breaks the little baby's feet. Can we go one episode without talking about my mom's vagina?

Just one fucking episode, Vinny. Jesus Christ. I didn't show you the pictures. she sent those to you I'm in the group chat my dad passes away she gets fucking wild all of a sudden

that's crazy did you know that Andy's going to be your stepdad is that true yeah fuck I played poker with Andy yesterday

gross he had you know his all-in in the dabble verse show and so he had me and Pat Dixon and some other people

and I was at the Rydwees game because it was 83 degrees out Beautiful day for it. It was finally a nice summer day. I met the Red Wies game, my friends. And I go, I got to go to my basement and play poker with Andy.

I guess I'll be leaving you guys now. So that was fun. I spent the day outside doing hard work and just really enjoy the song. It sounds great, man. It's kind of what I was hoping for. It's beautiful day. Yeah, yeah. But you know, did you win the virtual game of poker where there's no real money involved?

Yeah, there's no real money involved. No, I didn't win. I thought it was going to be a tournament. And then Andy's like, Carl likes cash games. Cash games go on longer. I was like, oh, okay. I guess we're doing a cash game. It was fine, though.

Who was it? It was bacon bits. I think he probably won. He was crushing it. He was doing very well. Anyway, not the point. The point is thank you guys for the super chats and the super tips. Do you have voicemails that you can play for, as well?

I sure do, buddy. I make sure everybody could hear this. They are brought to you by our friends. Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. City officials said they want to reassess every home this year, hoping that this time they have way less negative numbers. See you in Syracuse.

I just wanted to make sure that Cole was aware when he called Morris Brown College, a Brown college. Yeah. It is a historically black college. Okay. So good to know. It's making sure you're aware of that. Thank you.

Love the show. See you. DJ Electric Fry says, yep, bacon bits indeed won. Penn Dixon came in second. And I was like third. Yes, DJ Electric Fire was there with us as well. You know, Carl, I think we may have done this one, but here is a suggestion from a listener.

Hey, fuck, that's brought here again. Really quick. Would there do creepiest chef? I think there are plenty of them out there. Even do me. Um, just saying, there's a lot. Uh, thank you, monkey, bye. I believe that.

Are people now submitting themselves as creeps on this show? That's a new one. You know what? Send us your criminal background. We'll read it on the show. You know what? It's not a bad idea. Creepiest listener.

Yeah. If you guys want to submit. Yes. And then Carl and I can each pick somebody and make our case as to why you're the worst. I don't think Chan Zumach listens to the show, but I have his police records. We can always go through that. But yeah, if you're something like that. We've brought Chad before.

Have we? Probably. Michael C says, Fulty Google Crum, Vinny Hackalino. It's got my blood boiling with that. It's got very good that Michael C. Somebody who doesn't pay attention. Here we go.

You do creepiest St. Louisian, and you don't call your buddy Tabb who lives in St. Louis. Fuck you both. And point of order, Vinny, your creep may have been in Florissant, which is in St. Louis County. But there's St. Louis County and St. Louis City County, which are separate things as of 1885.

So you're not really in St. Louis, although he was the bigger creep. So shout out to my sister. Thank you, fuck you bye. I just want Tab to know that I suggested having you on and Carl said no. That's not true. It's not true at all. I don't know why I don't really connect Tab with St. Louis.

I mean, he's moved there a while ago, but he's not like from St. Louis. Right. You know, so I don't think like, I got to get all my St. Louis news from Tab. Well, from what I learned from you is every terrible story ends in St. Louis, so maybe we should check on him more often. Terrible story. I said that when you do meth for you add up. That's not a terrible story. I've had nothing but good experiences. Good for you. Thanks. Your teeth would say something different. My teeth are fucked up before I started doing meth all the time.

Shut up. You can't blame this on meth. It's like a tornado hitting a bad neighborhood. It doesn't matter. Right. It looks like that to begin with. Oh, fuck. You got any voicemails? I don't. All right. Let's do a little. scum parade then carl you got a jingo for me i do have uh scum parade jingles you know i should have thought about that here's here's an oldie watch out for scum parade oh no this parade for scum parade make him any day oh boy carl we are going to start down in florida today winter garden to be uh exact you want to show my creep number one i do scumbag number one today This is Brian Laroz Perez.

He is 19 years old. He's aging well. He's accused of taking multiple video recordings of people using a women's restroom shared by multiple businesses. Is it weird that I don't want to watch women piss and shit? Into a toilet. I mean, if I'm laying underneath them, sure. But watching a chick use the bathroom doesn't do it for me at all. If there's no glass coffee table, it's not a party.

Right. What are we even doing? Yeah. So this kid doesn't. and see it the same way you do. Okay. He is being charged with criminal mischief, trespassing,

digital voyeurism. His, he was confronted by police after he allegedly changed his story multiple times saying he didn't know it was a woman's restroom before saying he was there to do school work,

but needed to use the bathroom later claimed that he was there to play games on his phone. So a woman... I have a drilling holes fetish. I told you that. I just need to drill holes wherever I go. A woman at a...

asked some coffee called 911 that afternoon after seeing him standing halfway inside the bathroom with his pants down, adding she saw his penis and buttocks as he turned away from her and entered a handicapped stall. The owner of the building soon identified Laroz Perez as the same individual he had told to leave his property on multiple occasions and connected him to an incident two months prior to which the owner allegedly found Larros Perez in the men's handicapped restroom stall standing near holes recently drilled above the toilet. They gave a direct line of sight into the women's handicapped restroom stall. I liked that the owner was just like, yeah, you know, I didn't connect the dots that that

hole right there would look directly into the women's room. I had no idea. You didn't? I think the owner wanted it all for himself. The owner said he fixed the damage and sought to prosecute over it. I would never allow something like that at all. There's a hot women pooping in there. So investigators looked through his phone and found multiple videos recording her females using the restroom. Shocker. You know, if I'm one of the victims, my first thought is like, Did he save the video of me? Does he watch it often? Has he ever finished while watching the video of me?

You know, the worst thing would be like, this guy videotapes you shitting and just deletes it immediately. Yeah, that's not for me. Yeah, really? What are the other women who shit have that I don't have? I'd be fine with it. You'd be okay with that?

I'd prefer it that way, actually. He's a goofy-looking motherfucker, isn't he? Yeah. That is the poster boy for incels. Yeah, this is whatever that thing is on his chin, Guys, that's a bad look, whatever that is. What do you call that? It's actually a, the vagina rubbed off on him.

He's got the fucking vaj hair. He just has a little spot of hair under his lip. Doesn't it look like a vagina? No. It looks more like an asshole. Well, the rest of it, yeah. Yeah, he was staying in the Orange County Jail where he's being held on a $3,500 bond at the time of the booking. Now, Carl, let's show our next creep, Roberto Benjamin,

Deming. He's 29 years old. And we're talking about Fort Lauderdale Lakes. You're familiar with that place, Carl? I'm not. So, according to the Margate Police Department, he was taken into custody on May 5th in charge with the exposure of sexual organs following an incident that occurred at a Walgreens. Police said an employee told investigators that Deming first approached her in an aisle

and asked the question about merchandise. According to the affidavit, he remained in the aisle. You didn't have anything bigger than the Magnum Trojans? Excuse me, ma'am. You got anything that would fit this? Yeah, right. It's an important question. He stood in the aisle for approximately 10 minutes and followed her as she continued working.

The employee told police she had difficulty moving through the aisle because he was so close to her. And later reports said, seeing him stroking his penis next to his phone. So I actually have audio from this. Yeah, I was able to track this down on the internet. That you were out to say. Look, he fucking not it. It'll never not be funny. All right.

is jerking off on a Walgreens employee. So they used the camera to get his license plate, and they found out that the car he was driving was a van that belonged to a woman who had his kid, his baby's mama van. And he had been bounced from other businesses in Miramar, Florida, after employees and security cameras allegedly observed similar behavior inside that store. So he's been arrested and court records show he was booked into the Brower County Jail and he's being held without bond.

Once again, terrible reporting. Yeah. Do we know the size of this employee's tits? I don't. He had to go crazy for him for some reason. Yeah. Can we see a photo in lingerie or something, please? We don't even know her race.

We don't know if she's like a hot Latina. That's a good point. We don't know anything about... She could be a big fat woman? Well, then who cares? All right, I want to introduce you. Then never mind. But it would be great if there's just like one line of search.

By the way, she's fat. Like, okay, good. No, I know. Thank you. I mean, would it surprise you? Yes. Look at the mugshot. No.

Okay, let's go to my hometown, the city of my birth. Escondido, California, everybody. A 32-year-old woman, that is Michaela Rylersdam. She's 32 or she's 23? She is 32. Oh, I thought she was younger. No, she is definitely 32. Okay.

That picture of her, that's her on trial. And she looks damn good compared to some of the pictures I've seen. of her outside of the trial. Okay, I was going to ask you if you did more research on this, because I did. Yeah, what do you got? This is an only fan's career. Yes. And so I looked you up because I saw this photo in the article, and I went, well, probably

that's the best photo. She has got some giant titties. Yes, she does. She's got really nice titties. They're very large. Yes. And 55-year-old gentleman by the name of Michael Dale really liked them. Oh, he was into it.

He paid her for a sexual fetish meetup. Police say that during the encounter Dale was bound in plastic wrap like a mummy, had his eyes glued shut, had woman's boots glued onto his feet, and had a plastic peg placed over his head. Hold on a second. What the fuck kind of fetishes this? Like, you want to be Paul Stanley? How the fuck did he live for 55 years if his fetish as a plastic bag over his head?

That's fucking wild, you know? I think the first time he tried out that by this, you'd be like, Yep, never again. She said he requested that she do these things, but once she noticed he was not breathing the responding, she attempted to perform CPR and dial 911. Wow, what a brainiac. Turns out people need oxygen all the time.

Yeah, according to the prosecution, that's what killed him, lack of oxygen. Can you be both horny and suicidal at the same time? Is it possible that he's just like, I really just want to nut and die? I feel like a lot of men have felt that way. Yeah. Especially there's a really ugly woman involved.

I don't know, man. When I'm horny, I'm never suicidal. I don't know. This just seems odd. I mean, after the fact, sure. All the time, actually. A video obtained by the prosecutor showed Dale with a bag over his head and duct tape on his mouth while his hands were bound. Dale's manner of death was ruled a homicide and the bag had been placed on his head for at least eight minutes.

Jesus Christ. I mean, you know, she's just trying to serve a client, service the client here. This is what he requested. Did, just do whatever that you can. What do you think this costs? I know the answer to this. Okay. But here's what I think.

It reminds me of Aaron Holt's Rumble Fridays, where if you give him 20 bucks, he'll show the video that you want him to show. Okay. Which is ridiculous because you're giving him content and giving him money. So I would think this is... You mean he's not just smarter than everyone else? So I would think this is content for her. She should do it for free if this guy's just like, hey,

a bunch of people want to watch me get wrapped in, plastic and my eyes include shut while you suck on my dick. So I'll volunteer myself and then you get great content for your only fans. Yeah. So I would take 50 bucks, 100 bucks, you know, maybe travel expenses. Try $11,000. Oh, $11,000. This fucking simp.

According to Detective Chris Zach, the request did not include having a bag put on his head. People reports in addition Dale's roommate testified at Riley's damn preliminary hearing that he heard Dale saying, asking her to stop what she was doing and offered her more money to do so. So he shows up And she's like, holy shit You're way ugler than I thought Put this plastic bag on your head, sir He's like, no, it's supposed to be a paper bag

Put the paper bag on the guy's hand, not the plastic bag I'm the boss here Another five grand To go to paper bags So her attorney Says I think there was no intent to kill And no attempt to cover this up And she acted appropriately when she realized there was a problem

I can't help it that she's a dumb woman who doesn't know how breathing works. Yeah, that's true. I mean, he's an only fan girl. She was arrested in February 2024 in charge with a second degree murder, and she pleaded guilty May 6th, Carl, to a voluntary manslaughter,

and she's going to be sentenced, most likely to about four years in state prison for this. That sucks. Don't you think? Like, I've certainly had incidents where someone I'm with sexually almost died. We all have. Could you imagine?

I fell on Jess once. That's what I mean. Did you imagine going to prison for four years just because things got away from me at the moment? I was able to unfold her and she was okay. I haven't seen her in a minute. She's still around. She was like one of those accordions. Oh, what she got up?

You know what, can you finish me off here or what are we doing? Oh, I've finished. Okay. I want you to meet this big fat pig bitch, Carl. This is Melissa Goodman. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Her lesson's Goodman.

Yeah, a few Goodman. She looks like John, Jim, Joe, and Jeff Goodman all in one. And Jabba Goodman as well. Holy shit. She is facing 46 years in prison as she's handed the maximum sentence for charges of chronic neglect and causing great bodily harm. She's going to be sentenced to herself. Wrong. Okay.

Also emotional damage and false imprisonment. No, let's not pay. Patrick Melton. You know, the guy's off here to it for a little while, people started getting real mean about us. Well, he was growing his hair out. It's not Melton. He's growing his hair out like that. You know what? Let's show everybody this isn't Melton. Number two. Show picture number two. So we get a full body shot here. This is fake it from a satellite. Well, it is Patrick Melton. It's by the side. I stayed corrected. My bad. It's hump. Wow. That is a big fucking woman.

Goodman's daughter, Savannah Goodman and her girlfriend, Kayla Steinmer, were also charged over the alleged abuse. I went to Seinfeld on Saturday night. Yeah. There was a woman. So it's at the auditorium theater. Uh-huh. And, uh, auditorium theater is a place where the chairs are a certain size. Yeah. And they have armrests on them. There was a woman walking in in front of me that was this size. I was like, where the fuck? You said walking? Yeah, waddling in front of me. Yeah. It's like, where the fuck does this person go and sit and watch Jerry Seinfeld? It's impossible. You have to sit sideways. I don't even understand how the physics of that would work. So they have, okay, most of those places will have, like, handicapped seating robots.

They're going out, like, folding chairs. For her, they'll probably be on, like, three. Three folding chairs, yeah. The old high-pitch chair. I could lay down across them, but she just couldn't sit down across them. It was pretty crazy. By the way, Seinfeld was. You could actually just have other people sit on her, like beanbag chairs.

That's a good point. That's a good point. If you needed to. But, you know, when you go into the auditorium theater, isn't it, like, a little bit of the grade? You've got to be careful. with a fat one I'm walking. Oh, yeah, right. It's snowball.

She's collecting people as she falls down the aisle. There's like 20 people by the time it hits the stage. What's the deal with that? He did a Q and A. Yeah, you do a little bit of that. And you do a little bit of what's the do? No, Jerry was fantastic. I've seen him before.

He's always got a brand new hour 10. All, like, amazing material. He's very impressive. Very smooth, well executed. He did a Q&A at the end. Really? Yeah. Someone asked

He's going to He's going to make the show Seinfeld What the fuck are we doing? Did he tell that person To fuck off and die? No, he doesn't swear He goes, well, it was actually 28 years ago

that we did our final show on NBC And I'm guessing It's not going to get picked up For a new season After 28 years It's probably over at this point Fucking idiots Well, you know,

I wanted to say Michael Richards is holding out He did say Comedians and Cars getting coffee He's going to come back For a new season. Oh, yeah Jump on more than that

He gave a lot of coffee material. Oh, a lot of coffee material. Did you know that in Brazil, he makes for the tea. It's wild stuff. Anyway, let's get back to this bitch. I know, I know. Okay. So, uh, this woman, the reason why she was arrested is because her 35 pound 14-year-old daughter was deprived of food and water for like about a decade.

I'm going to get shit for this, but I think 35 pounds for a 14-year-old. is too skinny. Now, I know conventional wisdom is we like them thin. Yeah. But, you know, you also like them to have organs that are functioning and, you know. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. So you need a certain amount of weight for that. I can't even imagine what a 35 pound 14 year would look like. How do you know that's fucking possible? Fucking. That's crazy. Like, like,

like, just like a little fucking curled up skeleton demon. Mm-hmm. My dog weighs 38 pounds. Olive weighs three pounds more than this test. Jesus Christ. That's wild. Yeah. So the mobile.

My dick was in. I lived with pus. I had a bit of very small. I had a couple thumbs on the scale. I had a foot. Talk about a shit wear. I see what you did. This woman lived in this was locked.

This teenager was locked in the bedroom without a mattress, restricting her to her room for years depriving their food and water. The mobile home they lived in was basically just a prison for this kid. She was mistaken for a six-year-old when she was found by the cops. Makes sense. And they rushed her to the hospital. Walter Goodman, the victim's father called 911 to report that his daughter was lethargic and ill. Wait, there's a father? Yeah. What the fuck's this guy been doing? He's been sitting on this the whole time? He's just like, he's been bringing food back to that trailer this whole time. What the fuck? Do you remember that SNL sketch would Bill Hartman played Bill Clinton.

Yeah. And the McDonald's one? Yeah, yeah. Every time this guy dropped off food, it was intercepted by warlords. This fucking bitch. They were separated. He's paying all the shit.

This fucking woman's getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. And this kid's getting smaller and smaller and smaller. From 2020 until August 2025, the victim whose name is not to close because she was a minor, was isolated in the trailer. extended family members were told she was away on vacation with other relatives to explain her absence. So hopefully this bitch will die in prison, which shouldn't take long. Hold on. Jay says they are warts, Carl, they don't count for the weight.

Are you kidding me? That's ribbed for her pleasure, those warts. I definitely count that in the weight. How dare you? Yeah. With the women that Carl loves, the great thing about those warts are, they actually knock off the points on the scabs. Jesus Christ. Vinnie's dirty joke book. It's going to be happening. So, anyway, July 18th. Jenny Jingles, everyone.

Not Jenny Jingles. Oh, Vinny, W-A-T-S. No, I'm sorry. What's your favorite brand of cheese? I don't have a favorite brand of cheese, sir. I would think you're a cheese-wiz guy. Oh, yeah, right from the can. Yes, I would think you're a kind of guy.

I go to the beach, nice, good run. Yeah, that's great. After a run. All right, so what happened to this woman? You got arrested itself? Yeah. She's going to probably get 46 years in prison and hopefully die. Cool.

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