The Creep Off - Episode 315: That's All We Had Karen!

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

Join Karl & Vinnie for the Annual Memorial Day Scum Parade, a holiday tradition unlike any other. We’re digging through some of the biggest degenerates, scumbags, predators, weirdos, and absolute disasters so you don’t have to! Plus, we check out Brittany Spears arrest video.Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Police: Montgomery County man shows up drunk to pick up friend from DWI arrest - WNYT.com NewsChannel 13Notorious 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' busted for 2 alleged sexual assaultsMan had sex with his wife who is also his daughter after she 'competed with sister' - AOLWoman Found Dead with Husband in Murder-Suicide Had Been Scammed by a Tom Selleck Impersonator, Says Friend Ohio polygamist allegedly ordered her husband and 4 lovers to kidnap, torture man for a week in sick revenge plotGirl, 15, charged with plot to kill classmate blames internet for making her a 'horrible person' Transgender Serial Killer Convicted of Slaying, Dismembering Third Female Victim - Reduxx| My Zimbabwe News Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation 

I'd like to wish all of you in the audience who have served this great country of ours a happy Memorial Day. Yeah, this is a very important today that we remember why we have all this freedom that we enjoy. Right. So I think that we should be thinking about the troops who gave their lives for us and also smoke if you got them. Fuck yeah, baby, we're doomed. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps.

Today, our shirts are untucked. We're going to have ourselves a Memorial Day scum parade, Carl. Sounds good, buddy, yeah. Just read some scum and villainy from around this great land of ours that we're celebrating today. Of course, Vinnie and it's red, white, and blue. He's fucking Kino Casino over here. Dressing up properly for the occasion. And Vinnie, have you done anything fun for the Memorial Day weekend yet?

I saw a terribly stupid movie the other night. Oh, what did you see? The Mandalorian movie. Oh, it's not good? Here's my question for you because I do want to go see it. I want to go see it. Is it for children? Is it for dumb children?

No. Who's it for? I don't fucking know. All right. I'll put it to you this one. Bad bad. What I like about the Mandalorian as opposed to other Star Wars things is that old school Western style approach to the directing, of course, and everything, which I, which I dig.

So it's kind of fun. Listen, the first season, maybe first season and a half of Mandelaarion was pretty good. Agreed. And then all of a sudden, all the women are the badass warriors. I'm like, well, what's going on? What are you doing? Kathleen Kennedy felt in power. Ugh.

But if you liked those, the violent stuff that was like in the first ones, there's definitely some really cool action sequences and things. Okay. But if you really enjoy watching a, I guess, for a fucking baby fiddle around with shit for most of the movie. Baby Yoda was great until they named them. And they was just like, okay, go fuck yourselves. Oh, baby, what is it, Grogu? Yeah, it's not a great name.

Yeah, my wife cat, every time that fucking stupid thing just like, with a Keanu voice. Mm-hmm. My wife's good. Aw. Yeah. Oh, okay, so now we know who the movie's for. Oh.

So we're women in horrible relationships. They make terrible life choices. Yes. It's for women who don't have any kids and are in terrible relationships they can't get out of. At least, you know, she didn't pay. So my wife's going to love it, which will be nice. Oh, that'll be good for her. I played a party yesterday down on Kuka Lake.

The Ice Dostov performed. And, uh, Minnie, I don't know if you've heard the news about this. Everyone's talking about it. The weather fucking. sucks. I've heard that. It's been raining all weekend. And it rained on my parade.

So did you do the show? We did. And people loved it and got into it. And I stayed dry because underneath an overhang. So I was fine. Oh, you did well, though. Yeah. Yeah, everything was great for you.

Oh, it was awesome. Unlimited booze. I was catered. It's really, really a nice house that my friend has out there. Did you feel like you did the best job you could with the music choices and everything? Or did you just kind of do the same thing you always do? I'll be honest with you.

people ate it up. And I will say the average age there didn't understand a lot of the more modern covers that we played, but anything we did from the 70s went over very well. Interesting. So an older crowd. Yeah, Black Betty fucking crushed it. So that gives you any idea.

I just also performing this Friday at Beer Park, 7 p.m. for in Western New York, come down and check us out. Lucy Tightbox will be there, producer Chris, myself. Croj. Come see the isotopes. I might actually stick my head out for that. Yeah, man. You always come out.

Well, you don't always, but you often come out to the beer park shows. A good chunk of the time I try to show up. I appreciate that. It's good to see you and your lovely wife. Yeah, we could talk more about the Mandalorian with her. You could play your Star Wars song. That's what he does while he plays it, everybody.

You just saw it. I get really into it. It's a good song. It's a lot of fun. So, Minnie, today we're celebrating Memorial Day, but whatever. It's also Super Chat Monday. And when I see Super Chat Monday, It's an extra special Super Chat Monday.

I'll tell you why. Because it's also Super Tip Monday. How often does that happen? How often do those two things align on the same day, right? Every seven days. That's correct. It only happens every seven days. You can go to Supertip.g.g.

And you can supertip the show. We have some exclusive voices on there to use some AI voices. Or the old-fashioned Superchat is also open to you. We got a very fun episode today, including Brittany Spears. I cut up some video of Britney Spears, D-U-I cam. I'm very excited to see how she handled this. Very maturely, like an adult, of course. Did she start dancing with knives?

Did she take her top off and start spinning really fast? Will you hold this for my Insta? Oh, God. She's a wild follow on the internet. She is, whatever fucking disease she has. Vinny. Don't catch it, people. Disease that she has.

I'm pretty sure drugs are, bud. You shouldn't do drugs. Do you have the meth drop over there that you could hit for Britney Spears? Do you think it's a meth? Oh, yeah. She's missing teeth. No shit. Yeah.

The meth isn't all great. Let's talk about math, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth heads see. Let's talk about meth. It's amazing how you've changed your tune when it comes to math, Carl. I'm telling you, in small doses that are sometimes larger than they should be, it's great. It's fantastic.

He's going to space out the time in between, you know, give yourself a month to recover. All right. All right. Fair enough. Hey, listen, the folks up in Canada are celebrating regular-ass Canadian Monday today. In the morning to you. Thank you at Sengler. Appreciate you.

Now, Carl. Thank you for your cervix. I want to start off today because we're talking about DUIs. We're talking about Brittany's. We're going to watch that a little bit later. Yeah. Have you ever been arrested for a DUI? I have not.

Right. You know, Cardiff went out a whole thing about my alcoholism on his show the other day. I should be excited John. Have I ever gotten a DUI? Did I ever lose a job? No one's ever had to put air fresheners in a room. Right. You do probably do drink a similar amount on occasion.

I was the DD last night, which means I only drank as much as I could. And still be able to get the key in the ignition. Let's go to Amsterdam, New York, with our first story of the day today, Carl. This young gentleman, his name is Anton M. Giuliano. He's 25. And he was arrested on May 16th after deputies say he arrived at the police station to pick up his friend who was arrested for DUI. Okay. The problem is, when he got to the station, he didn't pull into the regular parking lot for people coming to pick someone up.

Yeah, because how would you know where that is? The signs everywhere. You don't freak with that. place probably i'm sure there's a lot of signs okay um instead he drove into what is a very clearly labeled restricted area at the facilities and tried to do a three-point turn very slowly and uh the deputy suspected that uh he may have been intoxicated oh boy the old kkk turn didn't work out for him sure didn't uh they pulled him out of the car gave him a standardized field sobriety test and then arrested him for dw i so i'm guessing these guys this you know his buddy gets picked up he leaves the

early gets picked up, brought to the precinct. He calls up his buddy. You still at the bar? He's like, yeah, I'm still here. Can you come pick me up? One of the chances they get both of us for DWI in one day. Yeah, good point, man. All right.

See it a little minute. Dude, what a bad plan. He's like, hey, I left my car at the bar. Drive my car there? Oh, fuck. Now, let me ask you this, though, Vinny. Sure. Did the friend sober up long enough to then go pick him up from the police station after this?

Um, yes. I would assume that... I assume that this is a cycle that just never ends. It's just constantly, I'm home getting drunk. Now I'm driving to get my friend who was drunk. Oh, shit. Now I'm in the slabber. Now he's getting drunk.

It just goes on forever. Sooner or later, they're going to run out of friends and having to start calling parents. And I assume that's when the circle will be broken. You don't think that guy's mom is drunk right now? I'm pretty sure she was drunk when she was in labor. Yep. Before that. I'm looking at the shape of the head, and I'm realizing there may have been some problems here.

Oh, God. I think it's Barber's drunk. How drunk do you have to be to go? It's a good idea to drive to the police station right now. I mean, that's a good question. Because there's a little bit drunk where you're like, I'm good. And then there's a lot of a bit drunk where you're just like, ah, whatever.

There's a big window in between where you're like, no, it's not a good idea. I'm not driving anywhere near the police station right now. Boy. Well, Carl, he, you know, this actually reminds me. I tell anecdotes on this show. I don't do it on my other shows for some reason. I don't know why I open up to you, Vinny. Why is that?

Because we're pals. and I am a good listener. You are a good listener when you're not reading the chat. This reminds me there was a time I drove to the police station. I didn't go to the restricted area. I knew where to park. And I just brought a hooker there and she was just giving me a blowjob. Yeah.

Like right. I've never got a DUI, but yes, have I gotten a blowjob from a hooker and got busted for that? Yeah. Who hasn't? See, the thing is, if you're going to go to the police station, just be stoned. Oh, I was stoned. There you go. The hooker was out of all sorts of shit.

Hopefully penicillin after. I doubt it. Oh, man. Speaking of Cardiff, you want to know what's going on in Toronto these days, Carl? What's up in Toronto? This fella, his name is Samuel Apucco. He's a 30-year-old vagrant who in 2019 was arrested for, well, grotesque fecal assaults on people. His nickname was the P.P. Poo-Poo Man.

Oh, yeah, which six-year-old. child gave him that nickname, Vinny. The peepy-poo-poo man. Can we get an adulting of this guy a nickname, please? The fuck. The piss and shit bandit. Right, there you go. Now you're talking.

In a 2024 indie film, chronically, the melodious crime spree, that's where he got the nickname was from the film. Okay. So basically what he was doing is he was filling up buckets with piss and shit. Yeah. And just throwing it out windows at people or walking up to him on the street and doing it. Oh, I don't know. remember this. We were raising money for ALS, the fecal bucket challenge. You did this,

right, Vinny? This guy was just trying to raise money for lunch. He was just having a good old time. But he's been arrested now for two assault, sexual assaults on women. The first one was on May night, the group of women were walking on the sidewalk and he approached them and made sexual advances towards one of the women, then grabbed her forearm, and then they say he allegedly sexually assaulted her and fled. They thought it was a group of women. Turns out it was just Lizzo. What was she doing again? Look at all these ladies over here. Oh, sorry.

Sorry, Miss Luzzo. How did she fit over the border? Jesus. Rainbow Bridge. They couldn't get traffic over that thing for a week. So they say that he essayed her, and I'm guessing he didn't, like, full-on flip-flopper. Right. She wasn't injured right thing like that, yeah.

I think he's grabbing a titty or grabbing a little vagina. Just doing some groping is what I'm guessing. A day later, He followed a woman into a commercial office building and allegedly did the same thing after approaching her from behind before running away again. So, you know, when you're known as being a guy who was arrested for throwing buckets of liquid feces at random people and they do a documentary about it, when you go into a public building and do these things, the cops go, hey, isn't that the pee-pee pooh-pooh man? That's a peepooboo guy. Can you sign it by an autograph? I get that titty out of your hand. Is that peep? Come here and sign this autograph. All right. We got to go. I mean, just looking at the security footage they do.

exactly who it was. So I'm pretty sure this is in New York Post, right? I think so, yeah. I'm pretty sure these are both non-stories where a guy brushed up against a chick and she's like, ew, get away. He grabbed her by the wrist car. Yeah, right, whatever. These are not real stories.

They just wanted to bring up the pee-poo-poo thing. Well, he got arrested. That's what most of the story is, is about the fact that he used to just, like, have liquefied buckets of shit and piss and pour them on women, children. This guy is a medicine in Toronto. Toronto, which is a clean city. The last time I was there, I was a little disappointed. Toronto's so clean, the bums are Asian.

This person knows math better than I do. This place is amazing. Oh, shit, he's right. It is true. That's fucking funny. If you've never been to Toronto, he's 100% correct. It's all the bums are Asian. Holy shit.

Hey, our boy, Ebnie came in with 20 bucks, Carl. I'm nice. He said, happy Memorial Day from Glasgow, Skowland. have a couple of beers. Mandelorian movie, great for Star Wars monster fans. The hologram chess monsters as Big Bad's was a fun sequence. Onward for the He-Man movie June 5th. Oh, okay. You're interested in the He-Man movie. I've seen the trailer for that. Thank you very much for the 20 pounds, baby pounds. You're the man. Appreciate that very much. Happy Memorial Day to you in Scotland. But I have no interest in

He-Man. I wasn't a He-Man guy growing up. It just looked kind of like gay to me. Well, like a very gay. Why did He-Man look gay to you? Was it the fact that he wore, like, when he wasn't his costume, when he wasn't He-Man? Like, his He-Man costume was a loincloth and bandoliers. And then his non-heban costume was a pink vayered, purple pants. Somehow even gayer. With the same haircut as Sally Field.

I feel like He-Man was used so the parents would know what they were going to themselves into. Like, oh, Ryan's going to be gay. All right. Yeah, we'll buy you all the He-Man action figures you want, Ryan. Here you go. Don't put them in your butt. I'd go over to Friends houses if they bust out their He-Man action figures. Yeah.

I'd be like, all right, I'm covering my asshole and I got to go. Yeah. That's where a stink gore goes, Carl. Is that his name? There was a stink or. Oh, yeah, man. The Masters of the Universe stuff was fun. I had, like, a couple of things.

I knew it. I had a bunch of He-Man stuff when I was a kid. Did you go to conversion therapy or something? What happened? I would have a fucking... I assume. you're straight. Are you taking shots at me? I just had a nice thing. I just assumed you were straight.

You know, you know, you have a hot life and stuff. Well, thank you. So hold on a second. Yeah. When it comes to the he-man thing, what do you think is gayer? He-man or Skeletor? Because, like, old-school skeletor was like, ah, he had a very fun, like, a feminine effect. Also, was he a metaphor for a boner? A skeletor?

Yeah, a lot of bones. It's a good question. Yeah. See, I didn't, a six-year-old Carl saw through all this shit. I'm like, get that fucking gay propaganda away from me. I'm going back to my care bears. Yes. Oh, my guys, right, all the care bears.

Carebear countdown for Carl. If I see he, man, it's going to be for hot-ass Allison Brie. So I'm going to say. Okay. You know you can AI her naked getting bone now, right? Show's over. Show's over. We got to go.

Thanks so much for coming, everybody. Appreciate all of you. Where can you do that at? We'll talk about it afterwards. Nobody sent me videos of Alice and Bree getting bowed, please. That'll be wrong. So would you like to hear that? By the pee-p-poo-poo, man.

Don't you do it? Don't you do it, your sons of bitches. All right, let's keep going with the stories today. Let me introduce you to this lovely couple. This is Travis Fieldgrove and his wife, Samantha Kirshner. Now, we talked a little bit about this story. We're doing a couple updates today. I feel like we talked about this.

He just was recently sentenced, Carl. She's going to miss him. She is, because that's not only her husband, that's also her dad. Yeah, I love that the caption reads, Travis with his wife and daughter. You're like, but that's just one. Oh, okay, I see what you did there.

So he's going to serve a two-year prison sentence. Mm-hmm. They got married in October of 2019. They both acknowledged incestate had taken place. A court affidavit revealed that grand... Was it a Catholic marriage? What church? You think the Pope is going to say,

to this? This is some tongue-talking Christian love is love shit. Yep. This might be, uh, hmm. Backwoods Protestant? Yeah. I mean, the Baptists aren't going for this. No.

But I feel like they, they got a history with the... Who else can we? offend. What we're here. Mormons? So yeah, he married his biological daughter. Oh, I know what it is. They were married in the Church of Scientology, Carl.

Yes, of course. I thought you were going to say Satan, but yes, Scientology makes more sense. Oh, it would never be switched to the Church of Satan. I understand. So they got married and there's now a no-contact order between them. One of the interesting things was they met when she was 21 years old. I'm sorry, 18 years old.

Right. Um, the mother was pressured by her to introduce her to the dad. So they introduced each other for three years, have a regular relationship. And at some point, neither one of them will explain what happened that they started fucking and decided to get married. But within three years. I'm guessing he finger banged her at lunch the first time they met. That's what I'm guessing.

I'm your daddy. Now move them over to the side. Yep. Now, fun fact about this. guy, turns out he's had a brain injury and is not considered a high functioning adult. Wait, that's the guy that this daughter wants to fuck her retarded dad? So, what's wrong with her? That's my next question.

She's like, wow, what a catch this guy is? Because another report that came out alleged that the daughter had previously told police that her and her half sister were in a competition over who could sleep with their father first. This man's cup runneth over. What the fuck? He can fuck either daughter? They're both trying to fuck him? What a lucky guy he is.

This reminds you of like when you're working at a fast food restaurant, there's that slow chick. And you and your buddy are like, who's going to fuck her first? No, I don't do that. You don't, oh, yeah, you haven't had that experience. So you never worked at Arby's. All right. Whatever. No.

Okay. Do they deliver the meats to slow women at Arby's? There's something about the roast beef. that slows the brain down a little bit. Yeah, they come to think of it. They all do kind of smell like roast beef. God damn. I could go for a beef and cheddar right now.

Oh, let's go right after the show. It sounds amazing. Actually, I'm not. I'm going to go grill some ribs. Fuck you. I'm going to be outside of Vinnie's barbecue with all his friends and family, just eating an arby's on the other side of the fence, peeking over the top.

I'll be so jealous. I hate these people. It looks like they're having fun. Carl. Yes, sir. This is my favorite story we've done it a while. This is Karen Whitaker and her husband Donald. They have been found dead in their home.

It is a suspected murder suicide. Now, the woman here, Karen, has allegedly been defrauded by a scammer claiming to be the actor Tom Selleck. So Tom Selleck reaches out to this bitch and says, hey, just came across your profile. Want to be friends? She's like, yeah. Tom Selleck? Fuck yeah. What's Tom Selleck from?

Magdum P.I. Magdum needs money. Was he a three men of the baby? What else? He was in some other shit, right? He was on, he's on a TV show now. Like, he's not broke. Okay.

He's not somebody that you would think would need money. Yeah. But a day before their deaths, their friend Joy, who's 81 years old, who had known them a couple from. or said Karen asked some of her friends for money, claiming Seleck's manager's wife had died, and the manager didn't have any money.

Oh, shit. He needs money? Is there a PayPal set up? Is there a go fund me? Let me know. Send me the address. This broad is calling all of their friends, and she's obviously getting scammed.

And according to the friends, they said that was the last straw for Donald. He was so embarrassed. He could not believe she would ask her friends to participate in the scam. And we believe that is why he had to kill his fucking wife. And that off himself. Dude, this is insane because he was so embarrassed that his wife was getting scammed over months by who she thought was Tom Selleck giving all this money over to them.

So he's like, I can't deal with this embarrassment. Kills her, kills himself. And the friend immediately is like, ha ha, I guess what was going on? This is so embarrassing. Check this out. Immediately tells the press. Yeah, yeah, she was getting scammed by this Tom Selling guy because she's a fucking idiot. It's like, that's what he was trying to do.

avoid when he killed her himself, you asshole. But she'd already been getting scammed, which is the funny part about it. What kind of friend is this, though? A bad one. Yeah, okay, thank you. That's my point. If I was Donald, I would have gone to her house first and then taken care of Karen. Yeah, no shit if he had known.

So she says, the loudmouth friend says, Karen began communicating with a person or person's impersonating cell last summer. The alleged scam worked by gaining Karen's trust by using information available on her Facebook profile. Oops. Yeah. The friend said the individual or individual's first contact Karen after she posted a message on the social media platform about a friend who had recently passed away.

Then the scammer said, we're going to come out to the desert and have an event. And Karen, you could be on the first of the list if you just send $80. Okay. That's not a lot. That's fine. So she sends the amount of money requested each time in the form of a gift card. This gradually grew to thousands of dollars, prompting her friend and other friends to urge Karen not to send any money. according to her friend, they separately warned Karen she was being scam,

but Karen remained unconvinced. Karen, why would Tom Selleck need gift cards? How does this even make sense to you, Karen? And the friend again says she thought it was really Tom Selleck. But even if it was, okay, let's say it really was Tom Selleck. If Les Claypool reached out to me tomorrow, the real West Claypool says, Carol, I need a $50 target card. I'm telling them to fuck a hat.

Like, why would I give Les Claypool 50 fucking dollars in a gift card? That's what I mean? What is she doing? What benefits you get from this? Her friends claim nobody could stop her. They also said they reported the matter of the authorities that adult protective services workers visited the couple's home a few months ago and spoke with Karen and Donald. That's when Donald first learned about what happened. Jesus Christ.

She says that Donald... You gave what to who? What the fuck? That's our kids. Fucking inheritance right there. It's gone. It's gone. It's all God.

The adult children got involved. Donald cut her off from her financial accounts and everything. Which should have happened decades ago. Guys, let me ask the married men out there. Can women spend your money without you knowing it right now? Because that's wild if that's the way you haven't set up. You're fucking stupid if you are. You're an idiot.

You don't need your woman doing things you don't want her doing with all the money. I like Missy B. We needed that, Karen. It's the name of this episode. Of course it's Karen. It's all we had, Karen. You want to, hey, chat, you want to guess how much money this broad allegedly sent these scammers? Oh, boy.

Do you know the note about Carl? I think I know the amount. I think it's like $30,000. It's $30,000. Jesus, Christ. And gift cards. You need more Google Play Store money? No problem.

Here you go. Looking wild. Now, Donald had some difficulty with Karen because he was trying to do everything he had to stop her from doing this, yet she was still doing it. And then calling friends to get more money to give to them. Bitches be crazy. Yeah. So, you know, they try to say like she has dementia or something. Like, no, no, no, is this a woman?

You know what they do? They see a little chest tear. They're like, oh, how many gift cards did you like? I'm sorry, I got a chest tear, right? Sure did. I should have done some research on this. You know what, Carl? Yes, sir.

I think this is an appropriate time to play this song. It's been growing on me lately. Victim, blame me. No one's sad that someone murdered me. Yeah, you know that I deserved it and that's all right. I probably was a huge cut my whole life. Victim, blame me. Won't you come and put the blame on me?

I will say, Vitti never editorialized. when he sends me the articles. This one he wrote, I would have shot this bitch, too. As a rule, I never put notes on those. No, you don't. I was laughing so fucking hard, and I was so proud of Donald for this. Yeah, me too. Oh, what a fucking idiot.

Donald, I acknowledge you, son. Now, let's talk about family, Carl. Yeah. They don't all have to be conventional. Sure. I'm progressive. Sure. 26.

How progressive are you, Carl? Not because it was to fuck that bitch in the left-hand corner. Oh, man, where'd my... Listen, that might be progressive, but my dick still works like a normal human being, so... Come on, pig! Ugh. So, this is a little Ohio polygamist family, Carl. It sure is.

Up in the top left corner, that would be Martina Jones. But now, uh, and she's now Martina Esqueda, because she married the guy Michael Esqueda and the bottom right. That's the one she chose. Yeah, that's okay. Maybe maybe he's charming. Oh, what the fuck? Look at this. None of these people are fuckable in any way. They're all fucking.

Jesus Christ. I thought the devil verse was gross. I thought there was weird gross sex in the damperse. I was wrong. Not compared to this, Granny, you get a pass. Dude, what if we found out Granny was one of me? I'm surprised Granny isn't it here? Oh, God damn it. So, Martina, has been a sentence. She's going to prison

over a situation that happened back in 2022. Okay. So basically, this other gentleman who was part of this little family and her were taking care of the dog at their house, right? The dog was running loose and she was trying to get it and she fell down and broke her arm.

Fucking dogs. This guy was also thinking about leaving this little cult and she's kind of in charge of everything. Martina is the boss and these fucking, I guess, cavemen, imbeciles live with her and fucker. So she gets mad at him for wanting to leave. So she has her henchmen here grab this dude and hold him hostage inside of a hotel room for a week.

Oh, were they nice to him? Oh, no. They savagely beat him with baseball bats, made him stand for long periods of time, deprived him of food and water. For a week. They're beating a man in a hotel. Stopping him.

What else is going out of this red roof in that no one hears this going on? This is just normal noises you hear coming out of a hotel room? When you see these fucks walking in, I would say it sounds quiet. I mean, that's kind of a wild scene. The last place I would go to torture someone is a red roof in. The paper-thin walls. I'm not going to lie to you. It might be on the top of my list because those places are shitholes.

I've been in them before, and I can hear the gay sex going out in every room around me. And mine, too. And yours too. Fuck. Pitch it to it, motherfucker. Oh, congratulations. You finally got me. Oh, boy.

Carl showed me, everybody. This is what my gay sex sounds like. Shh. Shh. Keep it down. Keep it down. I'm very ashamed. How do you make that noise with a penis in your mouth?

You sound like John laughing at himself. So this guy got the shit kicked out of him. And let me tell you about the guys here. This one, Aaron Bradshaw, is the oldest. He's 49 years old. And that's his son, Austin. Oh, shit, really? Yeah, that's father and son right there.

That is. So, full disclosure, I'll be 49 later this year. Yeah. Holy shit, dude. That's a 49-year-old man. Fuck. I don't even have a filter on right now. I'm not in my studio.

If I told Chad GPT, make me a garbage person. Right. Make me a polygamous garbage family. There's so many things I hate about this. This guy Dave's out here. He's only 26. This one is Chance is 27. And then this guy is 43, I think.

And the guy who got beat up was 26. his name is Austin McClellan. She has a type, doesn't she? Dirty. She's got a type. Yeah. Do you own a razor? Then you're not part of this.

What's wild is they're clearly fucking idiots, obviously. You think? Yes. But they let this Austin kid, after they've been beating him for a week, he was like, hey, guys, I'll buy all drinks if I go down to the Speedway. And they're like, all right. Yeah, well, let's go ahead. I want to give me a Celsius.

Mm-hmm. And he goes to the Speedway. He doesn't even call 911. He calls his mom from the Speedway. Well, no, he gets an employee to do it. Yeah, he gets an employee from the Speedway to call his mom. Can you call my mommy? I'm getting, like, tortured by these assholes?

Yeah. The guy's probably bloody as fuck. They've been beating it with bats for a week. Dude, it was hilarious about the stories. They go, they're beating with baseball bats. They're hitting it with elbows. I'm like, elbow. We just get into the people's elbow?

What are we talking about? Like, I would welcome a fucking elbow compared to a steel baseball bat. I'll leave it a baseball bat. It was actually a macho flying elbow drop from the top of the dresser. Okay, I didn't realize. They got the top of the dresser. Just drop it. Remind me, I have a story about The Rock on the roast, I want to tell you.

Oh, okay. But finish the story first. Mommy came and got him. Oh, good. So the employee calls mom, goes, hey, I just saw your son. He's getting elbowed a lot for the past seven days. Seems hurt. So everybody here has been sentenced, except for David Sassina.

He's going to be sentenced next week. week and they are all going to prison for first degree kidnapping. Oh, is that way he has the long face? Yeah. They all kind of have a long face. I was assuming it was because they saw this one's vagina. So this woman is fucking all these guys. Hold on.

Woman. This woman, this Ava, is fucking all these guys. And getting them to, like, torture a dude, how good is she at sucking dick? Got to be the greatest in the world, right? The dick-sucking champion of all time? honestly, Carl, I'm looking at this lineup. It's not an impressive stable of talent that she has gathered around her. All right.

So I can't assume she's very good at it. I think she's just willing. Yeah, that's a good point. I think she's just a dirty pig. They're like, well, it's not a toll of paper roll, so I got that going for me. Let's do it. So either way, fuck them. Let's keep moving on.

I was watching the roast with my wife. and, you know, the surprise appears from the Rock. Kevin Hart's good friend. You know the roast of Kevin Harvey? Have you watched it yet? Nope. So the Rock comes on and the Rock is bombed. He's drunk.

It's very fun. And he does a great job. I'm always like, I can't believe how good the Rock is at this. I'm like, that's because you didn't watch fucking wrestling in the 90s. This guy's the fucking best. You don't think he has good bike control? You don't think he's hilarious? He was pretty good at sizing people up.

Yes. I call my wife a Gibrony. I'm like, you don't understand what he was. going on right now. Why don't you shut your Rudy poo candy ass up before I take you downtown to the Smackdown Hotel, bitch? You think the Rock is afraid of the millions and millions of people watching this? Jenny Jingles, I want you to take that remote control.

He was so funny. I want you to pick it up. He was so funny. I want you to look at it. I want you to shine it up real nice. Anyway, that's a fun little anecdote. And then Carl said, please put it in my butt. That was a fun little anecdote because she was just like, wow, I didn't realize he'd be good at this.

Well, yeah. with that. That's very funny. Your wife's the best. She's fantastic. I love how naive she is about things. Sometimes, yeah. Hey. Also, Kevin Hart, I couldn't even watch his fucking roast. Oh, you haven't watched yet. I won't talk you about it. Um, who'd you think did good besides

The Rock? Oh, uh, well, obviously Tony Hinchcliff did good. Big J. Our buddy, Big J. O'Cerson crushed it. Um, who else was really good? Pete Davidson wasn't bad. There was one. Uh, put me on the spot. There was there was a joke.

I forgot who said it. They said that Jeff Ross looked like the inside of an oyster. And it fucking got me. All right. It's a way better way than saying so it looks like a snot rocket. All right. Carl. Yes.

Moving on. Do you remember these two? I sure do. Now, Carl. We played this video. We certainly did. This is Isabella Valdez. She's 15 and her co-conspirator Lois, Olivia, Lippert.

They are 15 and 14 years old, respectively. And they had a plot to kill one of their classmates to resurrect Sandy Hook Shooter, Adam Lanzah. Right. Now, we are very bad at following up on stories here at The Creepoff. We don't even try. Not even a little bit. I mean, I wouldn't say we're bad at it. I would just say that we don't give a Faw.

Zero efforts. We crack our jokes and move on. Yep. But this one really bothered me because of the age of the kids and just how fucking unremorseful and disgusting. Tell everybody what they were doing. So they get in the back of this cop car. And they are giggling like schoolgirls. And they're going, oh, my gosh, isn't this so funny?

Oh, do you think we'll be in the same jail cell? Oh, maybe we can have lesbian sex in the jail cell. Do you think we can scissor in the jail cell? And they're all, like, fantasizing about what it's going to be like when they go to jail and laughing about how they were going to murder this kid. And she's like, and I was going to smoke a cigarette. And, you know, she knew she was going to get busted. She knew the cops would show up.

She's like, this is going to be fucking awesome. Now, Isabel, the big one here. Yeah. She's a big one. Wow. Look at the shape of that thing. That's a 15-year-old. That's impossible.

What the fuck are we feeding children? That's impossible. Oh, God. Don't get me started on this. But she wrote a letter to the judge, Carl, explaining that she's very remorseful. Oh, she's not giggling about it anymore? She's definitely not giggling about it anymore.

Three months go by while she's in the slabber and she doesn't think it's hilarious? No. but she knows whose fault this whole thing is. Oh, okay. The Jews. Let's say it together. A busy piece of the chat. She inspired me on that one.

Mazel, Missy. Bell does change her toe this week. She wrote a three-page handwritten note claiming to be isolated from people, and the Internet caused this, you see. She says to the judge, I was exposed to the internet at a very young age, and all that was bad stemmed from it. So it's great that the internet made her a horrible person.

She's different now. She no longer wants to kill a random kid. She doesn't know. Now she just wants to get revenge at her enemies, like a normal psychopath. The internet made me a horrible, horrible person. Right. She also insisted she was not the same girl I was three months ago.

I've been thinking about my life and my choices. Hopefully she's skittier. I would imagine she's eating less. That'd be good. It's a whole new world. out there for her. Probably not, though. I've been thinking about my life choices, and I please beg

and ask for you to please have some sympathy on me for as I want to change and I'm changing as a person. Love your grandson, Frank. She felt seen in the group she wrote, but in reality it was deteriorating me talking about the school or the message

board she was on. Yeah, she does a message board where they're just like, hey, if anyone wants to kill their fellow students, Anyone feel like resurrecting Adam Lanzah for me? Yeah, yeah, this is the place to go. You know, people say, like, teen suicide's a horrible thing. It's not always the wrong answer. Holy shit.

You get picked on and you feel like you want to lash out and some random kid in your school to resurrect some horrible person. Like, just off yourself first. All right. I don't keep going on. I wonder if they ever got a chance, though, to scissor each other once they did get to jail. Oh, scissor me timbers. I don't think they let children bang each other in jail.

I'm pretty sure it's against the rules. I haven't been to a woman's prison. I don't know what's going on. Well, you haven't been arrested yet. That's true. And you haven't become a trans person yet to go to the easier prison. Not yet. Now, uh...

Bored a man, baby. She also described her struggles, Carl, with being bullied and claimed she had been suicidal since age seven. Yeah. There you go. Solves all the problems. Age seven? Yeah.

What the. Fuck are these children? What is this child talking about? If I was the judge, I don't know what I would do if I read this if I was the judge. You and I grew up in a very different time. The internet's bad for people. The internet's bad for kids, specifically. It's very bad for them.

Hmm. Is it this bad? Is she right? Yeah. Is it right? Yeah. For real. Hmm.

Interesting. Yeah. All right. Well, that's what's going on there, Carl. Mm-hmm. Well, let's see if the judge gives some leniency on this one. I want to take us over to Zimbabwe, Carl. Oh, we go to Zimbabwe first.

We also had that other thing. Which one? There was a transgender seal killer. Oh, yeah, that was my last one. Okay, we'll say it for last. Okay. The Zimbabwe link you sent me did not work, so I'm interested to hear this story. I've not seen it yet.

Okay. So, you know, sometimes the media over there is a little hard to read. I had to go through some translations here. But I would like to congratulate a. young 11-year-old girl in Zimbabwe for giving birth to her first child. Jesus Christ. He's in her first child. That's good.

I shouldn't have any kids before that. I would actually call this a bright spot because it turns out this was very illegal. And the alleged perpetrator, a 32-year-old man, was arrested on May 15th following the issuance of a warrant for his arrest. He was scheduled to make his initial appearance. He was the boyfriend. At the age of 10, you should only be fucking guys who can't come yet, right? Because that's kind of nature's way.

You know, that's why a 32-year-old should not be a part of this. Correct. Okay. Correct. So apparently that's illegal in Zimbabwe, and I would like to commend them for making that illegal. That should be illegal. I agree with that. How's the baby doing?

Born in Zimbabwe, Carl. Babies having babies. They're going to be like sisters growing up together. Oh, no. Seriously. I don't. They're going to, like, she's going to get her Bob's hand-me-downs and toys and toys and hand-me-downs and Bob, boy, I don't know. She's going to be graduating college around the same time.

This kid graduates kindergarten. That'll be nice. They could walk together. No, it's much closer an age than that, isn't it? 11 to zero. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, well, math.

Whatever. I want to introduce you to this lovely lady, Carl. This is Harvey. Hey, Harvey. Harvey Marcellin. Mm-hmm. Um, doesn't go by that anymore. No?

No. Um, I forget the new name. Who cares? Yeah, it doesn't matter. So in April 2020, 26, the New York jury convicted 87 year old Brooklyn resident in the murder dismembert of a 68 year old woman named Susan Layden. Now, this is the third woman Harvey has murdered. Going back to 1963, he shot and killed a former girlfriend in Manhattan.

He served time. was eventually released on parole. Oh, it's Helga man. I didn't even recognize. I haven't watched the show in so long. I didn't even recognize Elga. It's good to see her making some news again. Hey, Alga.

All she had to do is dismember someone. So gets out on parole after murdering someone. Then in 1985, murdered another woman, a 26-year-old named Jacqueline Bonds, stabbed her repeatedly before dismembering her body and stuffing the remains into garbage bags that were abandoned near Central Park. Okay. Despite that,

Two murders paroled again in 2019. Nice. Authorities say it didn't take long. The investigation in Susan Liden's murder began in March of 2022 when a man riding an e-bike through East New York spotted a shopping car abandoned near Pennsylvania and Atlantic Avenue and inside found a human torso, which was later identified as the remains of Liden. So investigators immediately canvassed the neighborhood reviewed surveillance footage. nearby stores and apartments buildings, and they quickly figured out that it was our pal Harvey over here. Police discovered security footage showing Susan Liden entering his apartment, building on February 27th, carrying a rolling suitcase. Then she never comes out. Harvey comes out with a whole bunch of big old bags riding on a e-scooter because Harvey is old and infirmed. Right. He goes to the store,

it's seen on camera buying trash bags, cleaning supplies, and electric saw from a Home Depot. Before shortly, Lynn's remains were discovered. Other surveillance footage showed her wheeling heavy bags through Brooklyn. Now, the most shocking piece of evidence came from a discount store in Queens. Prosecutor said surveillance footage showed Harvey riding a mobility scooter through the store who was sitting on top of a black plastic bag that allegedly contained one of Susan's legs. Isn't that a leg right there? That's weird. Oh, that's right, the World Cup.

This guy's probably a promotion. The World Cup coming into North America. Yeah, you got to drink a beer out of it. Oh, it's a bloody berry. All right, that's fine. Whatever. So, Marston was arrested on March 4th, initially charged with concealment of a human corpse

before prosecutors later upgraded the charges to murder and tampering with evidence. During the investigation, he denied all responsibility and claimed another lady had committed the killing and tried to frame him. So this is on Redux. Redux has some wild stories about trans people. It's pretty fun.

And according to Redux, on July 30th, 2022, the New York Times released a lengthy sympathetic profile on Marvin and his crimes. Utilizing she her pronouns throughout, the article insisted transgender people are far more likely to become victims of violence, not perpetrators. And implied that this person's history of violence against women was a result of his internal gender identity conflict. That was 2022. We live in a different world because I looked up this story to see if the New York Times covered it. Here's the headline of it. Get the fuck. Okay.

For a third time, elderly man is convicted of grisly murder. So even the New York Times is like, all right, let's stop pretend this is a woman. This is a fucking dude, obviously. What are we doing? Yeah. They're not calling him Marcelline. Yeah, Marcelline. Yeah, that's the name.

That's what they called him in 2022. It was Marcelline throughout the article. Oh, this poor lady. Yeah. Fuck her. And him. We got Britney Spears stuff coming up here first. It's Super Chat Monday.

Are we celebrating that today, Vinny? Aren't we, Carl? I don't know if we are. I think we are. Let's do this. There's a great He-Man versus Skeletor video on YouTube by C-K-Y. Thank you, Joseph Collins. We'll have to check that out.

I'll check that out. Eb and I, again, thanks for the 499. Hey, He-Man fans have no problem getting the ladies. As friends. As friends. Yeah, exactly. They'll cut their hair. Boom.

New member. Badd and Karate. What's up, Batta Karate. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for joining us over here. What's up, boys? This is from Lill-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L. Thanks to the 499.

What's up, boys? What is your favorite pasta noodle? Mine is Jerneli. Vinny is better at the game. Carl is funnier, happy Memorial Day Jibonis. I think that's a fair evaluation. I think he's come around on me because I think he was upset with me last time he was super chatting. Well, thank you very much.

L-L-L-L-L-A. Appreciate it. What's your favorite pasta, Carl? If you're a pasta noodle? Yeah. Pennet? Really? Is that boring?

I don't know. They're all the same, right? I'm a rigatoni guy myself. I'll take a rigatoni. Is there anything stuffed in cheese I can have? Stuff with cheese, I should say. Not stuffed in cheese. You're a charlatan.

I don't know anything about Italian food except for that it's too carb loaded. I try to avoid the carbs, Vinnie. I got to tell you, I do two, pal, and it's killing me. It's fucking going. Too many carbs. You should have seen me at, I even got made fun of by the host of this party yesterday when I was loading up on the catering. Why did I see you in shorts?

I was wearing pants. It was cold out and raining. No, no, no. I was eating burgers and sausages without the buns. And no pasta salad for me. No potato salad for me. Nuh. Carl's cutting out the carbs.

Don't need it. Don't need it. Dude, if I'm going to wear a kilt and fly it over Fremont Street, I can't be eating fucking pasta. You know what I mean? Sure, but you already did that. It's not like you're going back. I know, but I stopped eating carbs a while ago.

I got a note from my sister. Law who's in the chat. Yeah, what she has to say? And she sent me a post from Helga Mann. Oh. Helga Man says, she's posted a photo of this Winnebago. And it says, my new tour bus, I'm moving to California. On the way, I'm doing a book tour.

I will announce the stops for a meet and greet as they happen. Bus is California compliant. This fucking retard, Helga, thinks she's going to do a book tour with meet and greets? I think we need to get Scorch involved in this somehow. Come on. I need Scorch to develop Helga's book-sided locator. A Helga? No one cares about your fucking book or your book tour.

Did you have to write a book report on one of his books? Thank you. Yeah, I did. Thank you, Chaos Queen, for keeping up on Helga Man. I don't have to. I can't wait to see Carl's cop can. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me because Cockham

Lose all your rights Ruin your life You ask for Rush doesn't like Rush? Come on. One of the highlights of my life, Vinny, was going to the South Park concert at Red Rocks. And, of course, it's Primus and Ween and Matt and Trey. And it's just these bands coming in and out

and everyone coming up and down and playing all these songs, their primus songs, wean songs, South Park songs. You know, oh, I saw the concert. Jacking it in San Diego.

And then a surprise happens. Getty Lee, Alex Lifeson both come out, the surviving members of Rush play closer to the heart, closer to South Park. And what's amazing is Matt Stone had no idea

it was going to happen. He was just told to learn the song. So he's playing drums and he's like, what the fuck? I'm playing drums at a Rush concert. It was really an incredible experience. That's hard.

I would say playing any rush song on the drums is probably pretty challenging. Yeah. So Tim Alexander, Primus' drummer, was also up on stage playing drums just to make sure that it actually happened. So here's my thing, dude. I recognize the musicianship. Sure. I recognize that. I just hate what they fucking sing about.

I hate his fucking voice. You're saying the maples in the trees and the temple of fucking series. Dude, the lyrics, the lyrics suck. They were all written by Neil Purt. was the lyricist of the band. And Neil Purt was a little bit trying to be too heavy at some signs. It's kind of gay. I'll give you that.

Okay. Well, at least we can agree on that. But the songs are fantastic. You know what? Speaking of bad musicians. Yeah. Brittany Spears. So she's traveled 70 miles per hour for the most part.

Between 65 and 70. They're pursuing her for a while. And if you watch this part, this is where she just like gets off on an exit. Like the cost has been following her for a long time. And this is her finally getting off on a while. exit here. She's got her blinker on, Vinny. Perfect. She knows, she knows enough to, like, use her blinker. There's a high speed pursuit. That's responsible for her. Right. She's just like, by that, I'm making it right up here.

If you want to follow me? Like, thank you. We appreciate that. So you think she's going to go not even in a lane. She's, no, she's off, she's on the, in shoulder. Officer, the way you drive is make sure the line lines up at the center of the car. Right. Maybe she thinks she's in a go-car or something. I don't know. Yeah, she's not going to corners. No, she's making a right. She's just a green light. That's good. She's still going. And finally, she's like, oh, I think I'm supposed to pull over.

Oh, you know, some people are dumb like this, and they just, even though they're being getting pulled over on the highway, they wait and get off and then pull over because I think it's safer. Yeah, which, by the way, don't do that. Just pull over. I was in a guy's car. This is when I was pretty young. I was in a guy's car who was drunk and got pulled over. Oh, no. And for some reason, he drove across the income.

coming lane of traffic and pulled over on the left side and got off there. And the cop gets out and he goes, what are you doing? Why would you pull over? He's like, oh, I don't know, I'm sorry. He got a dewee. Yeah, I know, shit. All right, so. Took a while.

She pulled over. So the cop goes up to the car. Now, the problem with this, it's all dashboard cam. It's no body cam stuff. But you can hear the audio. I got this from the independent. They did the best job they could of cranking the audio for us. so we can hear the conversation.

And Brittany Spears is not taking this very seriously. Hello. Hi, I'm Officer Patitia. The reason I pulled you over is because you were swerving in two lanes. You were all over here. Everything okay? Oh, no. Okay, do you have your license one in me?

Have you had any alcohol today? Do you know what? You've been dancing? Okay. You mind if I check your eyes? Yes. I'm going to be honest, I do smell of alcohol coming from your car, okay? That's why I want you to step out.

That way I can ask you some questions. And that's the DUI investigation. If I feel like you're okay, then I'll get you out of here, okay? Okay. Honestly, I don't trust that. I'm not to have the right to have my right to go on my car. I have a child. I was told this in the alley and a joke.

Okay, I understand that, but this isn't a joke, okay? I'm officer with the California Highway Patrol. I'm off the police. Okay, hold on. Hold on. I have a question. Yeah. Did she just actually say,

I have the right to use my right as a woman to not step out of the car. She did. She knows her rights. She's going to call her attorney. And she knows she doesn't have to get out of the car. Oh. Does she know that, though? For some reason, she thinks she knows that.

She doesn't know anything, Britney Spears. She's a dumb, dumb. Hold on. Okay, I get that. I got an hour that I was related that I was supposed to put you with me. I straightened your name for two hours in the car. Okay. Okay.

not a thing in there. Okay. This isn't a joke, okay? I'm asking you to step out, okay? Not a joke, Brittany. We need you to get out of the car. And Brittany, which I appreciate, like a lot of these people that we watch on these cop cams, knows her rights.

She might be a constitutional scholar. I'm not sure. I'm going to lean into she's not. Oh, okay. Would you like them to drive you around the corner, whether it's people, whether you're watching? Yeah. Why is she dressed like Dr. Quinn? So she's got out of the car.

They're like, do you want us to, like, go around the corner? She don't be seen by the paparazzi's up. She's like, yes. And then she gets back into her car right here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're just scared of. They spooked her. What? She's like the groundhog.

We saw her shadow back. She retreats back into the car. Six more weeks. So they're like, ma'am, if you want, we can drive you around the corner so you're not like out in the open over here. And she goes, oh, we can go somewhere else? Awesome. I'll drive.

You guys follow me. No, no, no, no. Does anyone want to ride with me? No, no, no, no. Brittany, no. That's not what we're talking about here. It's Brittany. Fine.

No, I know my rights. As a person, no, I know my, you can't tell me, but I have had. I'm a woman. Are your rights as a woman the same as your rights as a person? Yeah, I know my rights as a person. And I'm a woman. It's again, we've all seen your vagina. We all saw the Vag Slip from 2002.

We know. Have you get out of this? I don't, I don't think I'm hearing this drug right now. That's good. I can go out to my home. I'm supposed to be eating my turn. Please. Please get under the park.

No, I'm not going to do that. Okay. This is a lawful order. I'm asking you out of the food. I like that even better. She goes, no, I can actually just try to my home. In fact, have a great night officer. We're good here.

You know what? I've decided no on all of this. I only gave her one little out. Do you want to somebody go around the course? Like, yeah, actually, that's fucking awesome. Hop straight back into the car. All right, see you later, everyone. Come to my house. Notice it's 2100 hours is the time that we're looking at.

So was that 1.30 in the morning? No, no, no, no. 1.30 would be 130. Oh, yeah, that's right. You have to hand to the 12. So it's like, what, 9 o'clock would be the answer? Yes. Okay.

So notice that because we're going to. to see some time go by. But first, they finally get her out of the car, and she explains what she did have to drink. And then she tells you a lot more that they don't really need to know about. Maybe that's what this. Maybe you'll move my car a little bit better. Yeah, yeah. I'll get to go on a sidewalk over here.

Okay. Okay. So, like I said, that's the whole reason why we pulled you over, okay? Just because the way you're driving had me concerns. So that's why I wanted to pull you over and talk to you. what was going on, okay? Now that I'm talking to you, and as I talk to you in the car, I did smell alcohol, okay? So I'm going to ask you some questions. I have a mimosa, a baby champagne this morning. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I have, I'm just going to ask you some questions, okay, and

where you just feel the variety test, and if I feel like you're okay to drive, then I'll get you out of here, okay. Okay, so we just heard what Brittany had for breakfast. Okay. So we just heard what Brittany had for Brexford. Fist. Eggs Benedict, French toast, cream cheese. Jesus Christ. I didn't have a figure like that. I wish I could pull that off, Betty. It's all the spinning.

You guys, she's spinning around on Instagram. I've never been more jealous of this bitch. She really sounds fucking, like, arrested development situation. Yeah, she talks a child. Yeah. She had a animal son, baby, baby champagne. I'm going to meet my children. Oh, my God.

Yeah. She's, uh, she's fucked up. up, but I'm glad that we got her breakfast order. She's not end up back in that conservatorship or some shit, right? She's going to end up back in it? Probably. I don't think anyone wants her. Oh, good point.

Yeah, I think she fucked that up for herself because she likes meth. What are you going to do? So she does get arrested in my next clip. Just based off of your driving and the odor of alcohol, it's on you and top of your eyes, you are going to be under arrest for DUI, okay? Okay. You're going to be under arrest with DUI. So maybe you turn around and place your hand behind your back.

I don't want to do that. I know. I'm not giving blood. We have to go get blood, okay? That's illegal. Do you find it illegal? Yes, it is. What you guys are doing is illegal.

What is that accent? I guess I'd you run to arrest with DUI. I didn't have a DUI. I didn't have a DUI. That is a wild voice. It sounds like a puppet. It sounds like something a rocket would come up with for, The Britney Spears pubbed?

The Britney Spears pubbed. I did not have a DUI. I got to hear that again. Yeah, that's fucking crazy, right? That's illegal. What you guys are doing is illegal. It's like Scarlet, yeah, it's like Scarlet Hampton. She sounds like a maid.

It's illegal. Room service! We come back. I guess I had you under arrest with DUI. I didn't have a DUI. I didn't have a DUI. I wasn't even drinking. I had of emotion this morning.

Their story's consistent. Hmm. Consistent story. That's always good. Sure. For these types of things. I would agree. I have one more video.

You know, my buddy delete laws. Used to talk a lot about the torture cuffs. Probably still does. I don't. So, pay it that's any more. But talks about the torture cuffs. These handcuffs are brutal, and Brittany is not happy about it. Oh.

You hurt. My mom. Like I said, once we get to the hospital, we'll take them off. Just don't mess with them too much. What's a hospital? I mean, where's the hospital? It's really close. It's right down the street, okay?

It's off of jams. How are you guys for me? You saw me to do that test for that long? Yeah. Is she doing, like, Madonna? Oh. Did she go British accent? Yes, you're right.

She's doing the fucking crazy thing Madonna did. Yes. Well, they did make out that one time, remember? So this is an STD. Lim verbatim in the chat reminded me. She sounds like... They thought that it was like a serial killer. Serial killer.

Hold on. I got to backtrack. So people in the chat are saying that she's not an alcoholic. She's on meth and heroin. Maybe that's why they're doing the blood test. Maybe that's the purpose for that. I'm interested to find out how that goes. I want to hear a little bit more of this voice.

I can't decide... Yep, there it is. Silent shape, nailed it. Retarded British baby voice. Yeah, it's like Stewie Griffin. It's like a retarded baby in one of those big hats. You saw me as do that test for that long? Long.

Oh, it's it. I'll adjust them once we get off, we can take them off, okay, and they can sit down. You guys are evil. I put the cuff on as loose as I can put them on. You're not going to put them on this tight as they did. It's really tight. I know it's hard to hear, but she's like, do you guys are evil, you put the cuffs on really tight as you, he's like, they're as loose as I can put them on you, bitch. I don't know what to tell you.

She's like, no. You're lying. You put them on as tight as they go. Oh, Brittany. She kind of has the same accent as Carmix, too. This whole thing is fucking crazy. You're right. What the fuck?

It's all the dabble verse. Carl, you got to stop with the meth. Really? Promise me. Wait, are we having an intervention right now? Yes. Promise me. Come on, man.

You got to stop. I can't let you turn it to this. to you? No. I didn't think so. So who cares? All right. You know, and you can, Eric Zane will come on and do the show anytime probably. So don't you, okay. Now, now my mind has changed. You need to get off the meth again. You need to get off the meth. I can, come on. I, I handle meth responsibly. I'm a responsible method. Oh, boy. I'm like Britney Spears. Brittany went to rehab, not long after this. I think she spent 17 days in rehab. And then she went to a restaurant where she brought her steak knife to the bathroom with her. People

felt threatened. Let me guess. Did us another spinning dance for everyone? She's doing great, is my point. Brittany's doing great. Don't worry about her. That acts is insane. Yes. So anyway, that's Brittany getting arrested. I'm sorry there wasn't better audio or video of it, but that's what it is. That's wild. Super chat Monday. We are celebrating it here on The Creepoff, and I know the Supertip system is fucked, but look at it. That's Bissy Pee. Give us five bucks. Thank you. Have you ever covered Joseph Fritzel in the

crimes he committed against his daughter, Elizabeth. Missy B., I don't think we've talked about Yosef Fritzel, the Austrian guy who, he basically had a subterranean family with his daughter, kept her in the basement. Okay. Fucked a bunch of kids into her. A couple of the kids he liked and brought them up and, like, raised them with the other kids. The rest of them were down in the basement, and they had, like, translucent skin and shit by the time they got down that. We haven't talked about that.

I swear, that story sounds very familiar. Okay, maybe we have. Maybe we have. I don't know. Maybe that's how I know so much about it. That's a good one, though. Thank you. Metal Horror Madman, 9961. Are the Topes planning any thrash covers?

Is Stuttering Slob the special guest on WATP today? Oh, that's a good idea. Getting Chin on. Stuttering Slob on there. No thrash covers. We used to play, you know, and my band Sluts with Andy back in the day, we used to play Cop Killer by Body Count, which was a pretty cool thrash metal band.

Carl's Frost of Tips. Thanks for the 999. Beef Tips Live tonight at 6. We Feed the Homeless. Very good. Thanks, beef tips. Good to see you, buddy. 49.

Beef Drippins or whoever that was. I apologize. Carl's Frosted Tips. One of the guys for Beef Tips show. I apologize. Lilal came in with another 499. Tis, Tis, Vinny. What are you, an electric vehicle ID or something?

You pack a home run. Home run. Home run. understatement of the year from Ebney 4191 thanks to the dollar or the two pounds Slabs handled cops better when the mafia managed them. Amen. That is true. Amen.

You know, the supertips, I feel bad about a super tip. Could you really say who gave us money? I was actually just going to suggest that. Yeah, because we appreciate the support on here. I don't know why this is fucked up, man. It really bothers me. Bad karate. Oh, Bette Crotty.

Gave us a Hitler voice. When it comes to teenage suicide, Carl's a real Just Do It. That's a good joke. Yeah. Especially coming from Hitler. And we missed it. Tom Selleck's not offering a free mustache ride with that glorious stash was a red flag. Also shout out to my fellow vets in the Dabbleverse.

Thank you anonymous. Yes. Thank you to all the veterans out there. I'll eat a grilled sausage for you later. Love it. All right, folks. This was our scum parade. for Memorial Day.

It's a good episode today. Next Tuesday. Should we just do this from now on? Maybe. I'll just do this competition and shit. It's a lot of work. I like the competition. It's so much work.

It is nice to come in and just be a little relaxed. It is. It's fun. This is similar to like our Friday shows. If you want to support the podcast on Patreon or this YouTube channel, meaning the creep-off YouTube channel, of course, we're simulcasting on WTP as well. But if you support us on the creep-bop YouTube channel or Patreon,

then this is what we do every Friday. Well, just about. Sometimes we induct people into the Hall of Fame and we do some other things. But a lot of the times it's just reading scum parade stories, playing some cop cams, and being silly. You know, Carl, I was thinking about this Friday. Yeah. And you know who we haven't had on in a while? A lot of people.

We haven't had our pal Johnny. I was going to say, I was going to guess Jennifer Rika. Well, I was thinking about this because we have a ton of cop cams. They're like backing up. We do. I have a lot of submissions that come in. Maybe a cop cam. So maybe Johnny Furica, former RPD detective would be a good guy to bring on.

I can reach out to him. All right. Well, I'll see you on Friday. And we'll see the rest of you next Tuesday. That's right. Programming note. That's right. We'll see you next Tuesday.

Until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good, Gia. Happy Memorial Day, everybody.