The Creep Off - Episode 319: Who Da Man? Who Da Man?

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

#258 Who Da Man? This week on The Creep Off, Karl & Vinnie continue their Pride Month celebration by tackling the biggest category of them all: Who Is the Creepiest "+"?In this installment of Karl’s Cop Cam, we meet a non-binary indigenousness, anxiety and generational traumatized drunk driver! Oh Boy! Plus a brand-new scum parade, and most importantly Danni asks us to judge her bikini! Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: The score is currently Vinnie 1` - Karl 1 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Oh, no. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps. Bye creeps for you creeps.

I'm your host. My name is Vinny and joining me in studio. As always, it's hot cucka cacaro. What is happening, Vinnie Paul? You know, good to see you, my friend. Oh, man. I'm just having a great day over here. I'm excited to be back on another Monday for another battle of creeps.

That's correct. Now, Carl, you're pretty good at explaining how this shit works. Tell the new listeners and viewers how this works. This is a contest. Vinny and I, each week, bring who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category. Today's category is the plus of LGBTQIA plus because we are celebrating Pride Month. That's right. So, bye, weeding out the worst of them.

Yes. So Vinny and I are both going to play. present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. You are going to listen to us and then go to patreon.com slash the creepoff and vote for her you thought brought it today. We have our results girl, Danny, who's backstage right now. She tallies up the votes for us, reports on the next episode. We find out who got the most votes.

That person gets a point. Once you get to five points, you win the round, and the loser has to spin. Right behind Vinny right there. The dreaded wheel of consequences. Now, before we go too far under the show, I have a consequence update for everyone. Great. You did spin the wheel and you landed on Star Trek podcast with Casey Day.

That's right. And then you went and hurt his feelings. Dude, I text Casey Day. And I go, hey, man, can you do a Star Trek podcast with Vinny? He lost on the creep off. And he goes, oh, I'm a consequence. He was so distraught by it. Well, I believe what he told me this morning was he wants to get it started as soon as possible to get it finished.

Great. Sounds good. So we talked about this on Friday on our bonus show. Yep. I believe you're going to do a five-episode story arc. That's right. Okay. I don't know if it's going to be a story arc, but we're going to do a five-ep-episode run.

Okay. The show is going to be called the Trek Off. Beautiful. I saw you already have a logo for it. That's great. It'll be on a HackRide Studios channel as well as the Creep-off channel. We're going to simulcast it so you guys could watch it here. All right.

And I will make sure there's a link on Patreon and everything as well. Is DJ Electra Frye coming out of retirement for this? Not to my knowledge. Is she a trucker? But we are going to be. joined by our pal tab madcox tabbert will be a part of that's right he's going to be uh yeah surrounded it's stereo it's going to be great for me awesome i uh appreciate how casey has through the entire uh process here done a lot of the heavy lifting he made the uh the backgrounds and everything

he made some really neat looking stuff so i i think everybody's going to enjoy it um but he's not exactly telling me what the show is yet but he is reminding me that it is a consequence. Yes, good. All right, good. I hope he's not trying to make this a fun podcast to do. Well, that's what I said. I said, I think we should try to find a way to have some fun while we do it.

And he's like, yeah. So I don't know what that means. Maybe fun for him. Maybe fun for Tapp. I'm excited. I'm excited about it. I like when you have to do a podcast. What was the other one you had to do years ago?

Creeps and roses, bro. Creeps and roses. You had to do the Bachelor. You know, I texted with PJ Philem not too long ago. No shit. How's PJ doing? He's doing good. And you know what?

I think I'm going to be able to coax amount of retirement for something one of these days. That would be awesome. His parody songs were my favorite because he never sang a single note in tune and it worked every time. It's been years since we've talked to PJ. A lot of people who got associated with this show pretty much disappeared. Who's ever heard from Tucker Dixon again? I was just thinking about him the other day. Tucker Dixon used to give us the intro to the show every day and do a little wrap up for us. Disappeared. Yeah, there was a Bill Loney and De La. That's right. They did a wrap-up. show yeah for a while that's right boy i think we just disappoint everybody um i should text

tucker dixon i wonder what he's up to i kind of wonder too but you know what i wonder even more what's that who won last week's episode when we asked who is the creepiest trans person dude i don't even care i just want to look at dandy dany you start my you start my week off right every monday i appreciate you being here of course she she has the absolute two best reasons to watch the creep off every week. Agreed. Yeah, you have to put up with these two boobs, but those two is the pleasure part of the show.

Oh, no, you're just saying that, whatever. No, I'm just hoardy. Oh, right. You know, I gotta wonder what the pros and the cons are of having Damien, because she looks great, but then I have a hord of Carl.

He loves horny Carl. It's his favorite. It makes me so uncomfortable. Carl, how you got married, I don't know. have, like, I guess maybe it's because you're in bands and play guitar. You know, let's just face it. I'm virile, I'm horning, and I'm cool.

Jesus Christ. I'm burial, I'm warning, and I'm cool. I'm beerl, I'm horning, and I'm cool. All right, I'm sorry. Do do, do, do up. Did you, uh, tally the votes from last week? I sure did. Oh, my gosh. We had the creepiest tea. Yes.

Which actually, I guess, would be me. because I've seen some comments about people thinking that I'm trans. You know, Lucy Typebox has also been accused of being trans, and I checked. There is no penis. So don't worry, guys. I checked very thoroughly. Does the Adams apple concern you?

Only a little. No, Dandy is all woman. If you want to see what she looks like in a cow bikini, that it's up on Patreon.com slash the creep off. You know what? Actually, real quick, though. I might update those because I was a little fatter then, and I'd like to, I don't know, I could do it better now, I think. Yes.

Accepted. Danny. Offer accepted, Danny. That's awesome. Yeah. I did wear a bikini in my Instagram pick recently. I got a new bikini. I haven't seen that.

All right. Well, that's cool. Yeah. Better be found. The fiancé. Sorry. The who? My fiance didn't, like, want me to wear it out when we were on vacation to the beach or

the pool, which is apparently how revealing it is. It's not that bad, but... Why wouldn't you want to show off a little bit? He doesn't like that. Really? What a fact. Whoa! I'm sorry, it's Pride Week. Where's your card? Where's your card?

I do have the card. It's in my bag. I got my card. I keep it on me. I have a pass. I yell that in traffic a lot. I do have a pass. I might have to show it to a cop one day. Danny, I got to tell you. Yeah, I love what my wife wears a bikini. It's like my favorite. That's like a W for me.

I like it with someone else's wife wears a bikini. Even more, yeah, sure. I mean, he liked it. He just didn't want anybody to see it because it was like, I guess, too much. But it wasn't that bad. I don't know. Well, we'll check your Instagram. Yeah, we'll check that Instagram.

We'll see what's up. All right. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, do want to put a poll on the Patreon page for it? If people think it's too revealing. Oh, yeah, it's a good idea. let's do that. Why not?

Yeah, yeah. Let's post it. Cool, and we'll post a link. Email me the pick. We'll post that with a link to your, with your Instagram, and then we'll put it up there. Give us a yes or no. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

If it's too revealing, if you would be upset, if you were at the pool with daddy and or bikini. Right. And I guess, I don't know, with the kids, he didn't think, I don't know, dude. I'm not really sure. I think he just didn't want anybody to see me like that. Stop talking about kids and fiancés.

You're really ruining the, food here, Terry. I know, I'm sorry. More about the bikinis and the wedgies. Bikinis and wedgies are what we're talking about. Okay, Danny, how about this? Let's just reset here. Yes. We need to know who won last week's episode. We're getting very distracted.

Of course. Yeah, we are. I'm sorry. I made a trans joke about myself. Anyways, creepy as tea. 65% of the vote this week went to Vinnie. What? Unbelievable. I'm sorry, what? Did you just say?

Vinhausen for the Winnhausen. I think she did. I think she did. And by the way, can I just say, congratulations, Danhausen. We've had that drop on this show for five years, and now everyone in the fucking world knows who he is, and he's the most famous dude. He's a big star.

It's amazing. Fucking awesome. It's great. Oh, no. Yes, excellent. W.W.E, right? Yeah, yeah. I feel good, man.

I'm back in the game. I'm happy for you, buddy. It's been a while since I've had. battle win. I needed this. I needed this. Everybody. Thank you. All right. Let me adjust the score. Danny, tell everybody once again where they could find you apart from on our Patreon. Yes. At Danny Desolation on Instagram.

In here, but. New bikini pick. Mm-hmm. Check it out. Uh-oh. Daddy. See it. Next week, Daddy. This bikini pick. Is it front or back or both? What do we get?

Off front. Okay. I took like a full body. picture in the mirror. So, um, yeah, you see all the way down to my ankles, I'm pretty sure. All right. Oh, what? No feet.

I'm just kidding, Danny. Oh, no. I'm not doing that. Not for free. Good. Not for free. Jesus Christ. Do you see Ashley Cummings sells feet picks?

Do you hear her admit that the other day? What? Ashley Cummings sells feet picks. To who? Ew. Weirdos. Who do you think? Who the fuck wants to see Ashley Cummings' feet?

So bizarre. Anyway, Danny, we love you. Thank you so much for coming on. Love you. Bye. Even though you brought very bad news today. Back in it, baby. Congratulations, Benny.

Very happy for you. Should we get this contest started? Oh, no, before we get the contest started, I'm sorry. I have to ask you about Artie Fletcher. Okay. So on WATP this weekend, I was playing John's interview with Artie that took place a couple months ago. Thanks for the invite. And Artie brought up the fact that all the high.

Hot chicks are in Tampa because John's complaining about Cape Corral, as he calls it. It's all the fat dumb bras there. And Artie goes, oh, Tampa's amazing. There's so many hot chicks in here in Clearwater in Tampa. Because there's a university, and I'm a professor. I teach theater at the university. And I went, aw, bullshit. There's no fucking way Ardy Fletcher is a professor.

And Vinny, you might have some more information on that. You're wrong, buddy. He was. He was a professor. I don't know if he was a professor, but he worked at the college. He does have a degree. He does it as a master's, but I don't even know that's true. I don't think he has his master's.

I think he has a four-year from a state school. Then you're not going to be a professor then. Yeah, you and him might be able to get the same deal. But I guess they said he had experience in acting and stuff like that. So he was working doing some type of instruction in the theater program. Do you think he got him because he was Emmy nominated? Sure. Yes, I think that's exactly what he told them.

You know, I'm sure he had enough bullshit on his resume. that he's done that he was able to sell himself for whatever job this was. So he was in the theater program. We don't know what he was doing. Is he still there? He was doing some type of instruction. Okay. Now, according to a friend of ours who I asked this question to when I heard that he had had this job, he said, yeah, apparently he was. And the story goes that he had a wardrobe malfunction. Oh, no. That was weird because he's being creepy about teenage girls, too. He's like, John, it's great being a professor at the college. They're all 18. You're like, dude, you're 70. That's weird.

Yeah. He's 70 and really like to wear short shorts. Oh, no. And gravity may have gotten the best of him, and he may have been sitting there spouting about his Emmy nominations and how he wanted to see Megan Malali's tits. So he was nuts out, guts out. Pretty much is the story that I heard. Oh, boy. Some students complained.

And that was all they wrote for Artie. Yeah. So he is no longer employed. Now, that's the story I heard. So there you go, kids. Is it by a guy who wants to go to Hawaii? Yay! Is that who told you that story?

Yeah. Okay. But he told me this a couple months ago, so I was kind of holding on to it. And then once again, you guys did Artie without me. Yeah, I would have kept doing it already without you. How do you think about that, Vinny? Now that we've introduced Artie Fletcher to the world, I can't stop talking about him. I know.

You just keep going and going and going. Come on point to point today. We can talk about Ardy Fletcher a little bit. It would be fun. I don't want to. Come on. I don't want to. Maybe I don't want to.

Guys, send us $10 if you want to $50. We'll point today. The goal today is $300 if you want, Vitya. I'm just kidding, kids. It is on my channel today at 4 o'clock. Tune in. Lucy will be there. And Ghost of Cabby is stopping by.

We're going through John's audiobook. Easy for you to see. I also got some new cameos from Dan Varnie. He sent me some cameos that he bought from John's. John's doing cameo? Oh, yeah. How much? Oh, he raises rates to one.

75. This Dan, Varney, get it together, buddy. Don't be buying those from John? Oh, no, he should be doing that. That's great. I love it. Okay, great.

Are you ready to find out who the creepiest plus is in the world? No, because it's Super Chip Monday. We're not even celebrating this amazing holiday. You're right. I'm the worst. Chris Prymer. Speaking of the guys who are throwing money at John Melendez and Opie, he's throwing money at Ron the waiter.

He gifted one Kriubov channel membership. Thank you very much, Chris Primer. Which I have to say, my friend, is the only membership that matters on this channel because you get a bonus episode every week. That's true. And we have a lot of fun on those bonus episodes. We say things that are very out of pocket on those bonus episodes. The bonus from this past Friday, I played a cop cam video where a 79-year-old dementia patient hit her husband with a hammer and went to jail for 10 days. It's very fun.

Drusome 1 became a YouTube member. Thank you very much, Drusum. Good to see you. Tuky's unpaid staff says, Carl, stop sending me feet picks. I thought it was funny at first, but it's been months of it now, and it's just unsettling.

Fair enough. Or you can block me. L. Hey guys, Team Carlson, since Vinnie decided to go golf instead of work. Great show. I'm also a huge ice step. fan. I did notice at times you tend to play

just a hair in front of the beat, though, Carl. Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. I can't help it. I rush. I used to play in a punk band. Everything was like fast tempo, and now I'm trying to play. Fuck me. Fun fact, I don't play golf. I was working. Oh, stop it.

Keith J-73 became a YouTube member. Thank you, Keith. Thank you, Keith. And, uh, Lil-l-l-L-L for 499. Artie Fletcher looks exactly like if Mario Bosco age normally into a grandfather. Now you won't be able to unsee it. That's weird. I've seen them both in person and they both have lady like hips. That's right.

Mario Bosco was here at the club. You're texting me and you're like, Mario Bosco is here. I'm like, okay. I'm pretty convinced that there's like something besides what Mario is claiming going on there. You think he's a woman? Yeah. Or a girl, I should say. I do.

I do. Woman, you'll be a girl. soon. Yeah. I mean, just the way Mario fills out a suit. I don't want to talk about that. There's one more that just came in. It looks like. Okay. Tony Michaels. Oh, Tony Michaels is here.

Thanks to the 499. He said, drive in, drive out, drive. Drive in, drive out, drive through. I missed those videos. Oh, man. That guy, is he dead? He scrubbed all those videos from YouTube. No, he's still doing his liberal politics show and no one's watching. Oh, I'm sure everybody loves it. turns out he sucks. Aw.

Well, here's the question, Carl. Are we ready to start the creep off? Are you ready? Let's go. Competition begins right now. Vinny, you won? So you go first? Who is the creepiest plus this week?

Well, Carl, I would like to introduce you to my creep today. Hold on a second. Uh-oh. There's a, the cleaning lady. The cleaning lady is bothering Vinny. And they have a rivalry. Vinny and this cleaning lady. They do not get a lot.

long at all. Although I don't know if the Queen Lady realizes how much they don't get along. Jesus Christ. She's a problem. Just walking down the hallway, talking at full volume. Oh, it's fun being here at the comedy club. It's a lot of fun. She's still, I still here.

Yeah, she's still talking to the hallway. Go somewhere else, Jed. It's yappy yap over there. Please. She's hard to find good help. Who would guess a slow would be hired. So clean a comedy club on Mondays. Who would have guessed?

She tried to make all the right decisions in life. Dude, I'm going to hear about all of this. I'm going to hear about all of this now. I'll rock over you, thanks for the $10. If any, Satura, Hokomaniac, did you hear the previous unreleased Hulk Hogan's song, Give Me the Cookie Brother? No, I have not, but I'm going to find it now.

That sounds like a great song. I think it is, too. Here's my creep today. Kelvin Alexander Diaz, Carl. Okay. Now, Kelvin has some lovely braid work. What am I looking at? That is a non-binary person.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But's name is Kelvin Alexander Diaz. Right. Sounds like a guy's name. Sounds like a plus to me. Okay.

Uh, I will file Kelvin under plus. Like I said, non-binary, kind of gender fluid. Uh, they were born in Honduras, Carl. Yeah.

And, uh, she moved to Houston, Texas where she worked as a high. housekeeper for multiple families earning about $800 a month. Okay, that's not great. It's not a great limit. I mean, in Honduras, I guess that would get you by, but I don't know about Houston. But like, if you're, I would pay this person more than Jen right now. She'd be welcome here at the comedy club.

No, actually, no. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. So somehow, we'll make you this astonishingly. low sum of money per month, Carl. She was able to purchase and maintain a home back in Honduras. Okay. And save money.

I believe that. Well, the average home price in Honduras, believe it or not, is 80 grand. I looked that up. In pesos? Whatever. What kind of currency are we talking about? Now, they also was able to get themselves a nice big old set of new titties. Uh, I don't know about big.

Well, those are new titties. Okay. Some feminization surgeries. a little bit. Would you? No. Good answer. But see, on February 15th of 2023,

Carl, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children discovered child's SA abuse material being posted with solicitations on a Twitter account. They contacted the Houston Police Department. Investigators tracked the IP address back to Diaz. Now, Carl, the family that paid uh Kelvin here $800 a month to leave their house

had a five-year-old son who was diagnosed with autism and was nonverbal now Diaz wanted to have this sweet life as an influencer back in Honduras you see so uh Kelvin here came up with the plan to make money you see Kelvin what Kelvin would do

was essay this child film it right sell it and do live streams would do like pay-per-view live streams with this non-verbal child you see Jesus Christ now this child was chosen specifically because of the fact that the kid could not speak how he can't tell anybody don't tell anyone we'll both get in trouble you can't tell anybody now here's the worst part Carl it's the worst part these assaults were so heinous to this poor kid that when Kelvin was arrested

in charge with felonies, the biggest of them is a very rarely used one. He was, he got super aggravated sexual assault charge is what he got. Mary Poppins is a great movie. A super aggravated sexual assault

charge. Um, diddle, tidal, umdiddle. I. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, I believe. No, it did. Oh, okay. Because it went up. Now, just so you know, in order to be charged with this, here's the law. In Texas, super aggravated sexual assault charge is a sexual assault involving penetration of the Mao, the anuse, or other sexual organs, and the fact that the child was under six. You want to say the butt, right?

Is that what you're trying to say it? I said a noose. I said, who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul. Uncle Paul. With the creepy old guy's there. Now, what Diaz was arrested. Uh, not only did Diaz say, yep, sure did.

Oh. Uh, and admit to selling it. Kelvin was proud of this. Calvin acted like Kelvin got away with it already. Oh. Kelvin told the officers. That's my boyfriend. I let me know.

Kelvin told the officers that whatever, I'm leaving the country anyway. Okay. And then apparently challenged them, like in the most retarded way possible. The first person would be like, ice. I'm over here. Ice. Hey, ice. Can get me.

Literally talked to them going, I'm planning out leaving the country anyway. And I have a house there and I have money waiting for them. Fuck you, pigs. And guess what? Yeah. The cops are like, well, no, because you're under arrest. You're not going anywhere. Taken directly to jail.

This person is dumb. Put in front of the judge. The judge ordered to surrender passport and visas. And the more they investigated, the more bad news they got, Carl. For example, this. In an orange jumpsuit standing in PC court, a process. The prosecutor said Calvin D.S. may have other victims. The defendant also confessed to having another child victim, but refuse to give officers the identity of that child.

So Calvin's just bragging now at this point? You wouldn't believe how many fucking children. Well, there was more, there was a lot, like, not only was Calvin, like, making his own, their own videos or whatever. It was also just brokering and selling other stuff. Wow. And so there are videos of other children. Like, do you have other victims? Yeah, what are you going to do about it?

I'm going back to Honduras. Like, you're not going anywhere, you dumb fucking idiot. You're here now, you stupid idiot. And no remorse, Carl. Yeah. Wildly unbothered. Wildly unbothered by the whole situation. Yep.

And somehow it was able to avoid the life jail sentence by pleading guilty. 35 years, no parole. Okay. So a little plea deal action. Yeah. 35 years for essaying a nonverbal autistic child and then selling the videos to buy a shithole in Honduras. Do you think that's not enough time? What's your thoughts on that? I think they should be in jail for forever or their head should just be chopped off.

Yeah, I would do the guillotine. Wood chipper is fine with me too. Now, let me ask you a question. I mean this. I want your professional opinion here because you're asking some good questions. What do you think would be the better investment? A home in Honduras or Cape Coral. Fuck you. Don't do it already without me, motherfucker!

The answer is fuck you, is the answer. Piece of shit. I'm going down to Cape Coral in a couple weeks. It's beautiful. Beautiful place. Great. I really enjoy it there. Great.

See if John picks you up in an Uber. That'll be fun for you. No, I think John likes to drive drunk. I'm pretty sure from the reports that I've heard. I'm getting right in that car. Let's go, John. I've seen some videos. Steamy tomatoes.

Let's go. You know, Carl, I forgot something that I forgot to mention, dude. We're on supertips. Right. Supertip. On G.G. slash creep. They're working.

And before we do yours, one of them came in from our pal Brian Johnson. Oh, nice. When are you guys going to cover the creepiest abortion fan slash poop eater? Fuck you, Brian. You know, I'm just thinking about Brian the other day. It's been a while since we've done a show together. I was thinking about, like, oh, it'd be great to get Brian on one of these shows. but fuck you, Brian.

Never mind. I don't think that was really bright. Oh, it wasn't? I don't think that was really bright. Buddy. It probably was him. He's lurking. He's always lurking.

Hi, Bray. The super chat censoring parameters here suck. Oh, then go to supertub. That g-g-g-slash creep dame Taft. There it is. Good to see it, my friend. All right. Carl, who is your creep today?

All right, my creep is Chernobico. If you want to pull up the image of Cherno. Who's this lovely lady? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, let's talk about it. I believe this lovely lady used to play linebacker for the Bears.

That's correct. Three-time all-stall, all pro. Cherno Beko is a renowned trans-right activist and a man who identifies as a woman. According to his open rape confession, which he posted on Medium.com,

Mr. Biko, who is black, decided he wanted a non-binary black baby. So, in this post on March 26, 2016, Mr. Biko forced his will upon a black woman holding her down and raping her with the intent of impregnating her, even though she insisted that he stop. Mr. Biko's rape victim is a woman who identifies as a man. Oh, now that's just a, that's like a real, yeah. It's like, oh, oh, you're a man. I'm going to get you pregnant. My attack, my attack. My attack. grandfather would have coughed up blood if he had heard this story. Oh, what?

I'm going to make you pregnant. So on Twitter, the victim expressed feelings of shock, hurt, betrayal, and anguish. Her outpouring of pain led Mr. Biko to post a public confession. Mr. Biko first edited and then removed his rape confession from medium. When it was met with outrage and backlash from his supporters, I have an image of the medium article. There it is right there. Overcoming Sexual Assault. A survivor story on healing.

and accountability. In this article, someone preserved it. I was able to read it today. I got a PDF version of it because obviously this freaking churno took it down. But in this article, it's crazy. This person writes about how they were dating this thing and then they decided to like forcibly have sex with this thing and try to get it pregnant, even though it didn't want any of that shit.

Which the craziest part about this is that. there was a women's march on Washington, D.C., January 22nd, 2017, less than a year after Chernow confessed to raping this person. Okay. This person, Chernow, is a co-founder of hashtag Black Trans Lives Matter. That's a little too niche. I don't know, man. They got invited to be a speaker at this rally.

I'll show you that in just a minute. Mr. Beko used the platform provided by the Women's March to bring a time. mentioned Maya Hall and Deanna Mason, who were male transgender identifying individuals killed by police. And I'll give you a taste of some of his, her performance here. Oh, that'll be good. Here we go. These people suck. They suck so bad at everything.

Do I know what the worst part about that is Deanna Mason was the person that she is dead name. Yes. That'd be hilarious. Mr. Oh, no. This is so bad. Carl, Chernobico is a piece of shit. Why isn't this person in jail?

Why is it this person been arrested? What's gone on here? Can I read you some of this medium article? Sure. One of my earliest memories is the taste of come. I was only three years old the first time I was forced to swallow. For the next six years, I was forced to keep that taste in my mouth. I understood it as a punishment for refusing to be a man.

according to this person, they were getting essayed because they were acting feminine. Oh, yeah? How about I jerk off in your mouth? Then would you be a girl? So you're telling me for years she was forced to walk around with a load in their mouth to savor the flavor, I guess? I guess. So this kid went to kindergarten and was like, oh, I love her stuff. So in this article, basically.

playing the victim card. Oh, look at me. I was a child abuse survivor. And then I decided to rape my significant other. Do I know the most fucked up statistic? What's that? The child abuse, like, an essay survivors, a lot of them end up being perpetrators.

Uh-huh. This is true. Most of them don't write articles about it. Most of them don't confess on medium.com, I would say. I want to know why this person wasn't arrested. All right, so this person wrote, in the coming weeks and months, I'll be launching a conversation series on sexual abuse, intercommunity violence, and restorative justice as a way to hold myself publicly accountable and document my own healing, not as a victim or an abuser, but as a survivor. Wow. What the fuck?

A survivor. A survivor, Vinny. Bravo, Chirono. Bravo. When were you in danger when you zipped up your fly? What are you talking about? Vote for Carl. Patreon.com slash the creepoff.

Not only could you see cow bikini picks of Danny. You can also vote for Carl. It's a great website. Well, I've decided on the name of this episode. And what's that? Who to man. I think it's FU Friday over here. Holy shit.

Who to man, who, who to man, who, man, who, man, who, man, who man. I love it, buddy. Well, kids, I believe it's time for what of our favorite segment. every week. I believe it's time for Carl's Cop Cam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cop Cam. Fight with the cops

for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. I want to thank the producer of this podcast, Alex, who doesn't get

enough credit. Does a lot of work behind the scenes. We appreciate Alex. Yeah, I got a bone. to pick with him. Oh. Do you want to call Alex out right now? Because I'm going to show this to not the free fucking to, not everybody on Patreon, because I want everybody to know what Alex did to me.

This is what he sent me for my birthday last week. Yes, that's right. We did reveal this. You fucking asshole. This is going on the wheel of consequences. Now, that is, read what the title of this DVD is. Rosie O'Donnell, a heartfelt stand up. Oh, Rosie's pig heart let go.

and so Rosie was revived by doctors who I do not appreciate at all. Do you see that she's filling in for Jimmy Kibble for the summer? Oh, is that why she got a facelift? Maybe. She's going to be filling in for Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel fucking sucks. You don't say. Fuck that guy.

That dude used to rule. He sucks so bad now. The Man Show was some of the best television. Him and Adam Crowe were amazing together, and now he just sucks. Yeah, well, he got a good job. Ugh. You know how that goes. Thank you.

A life-changing two. 2012 heart attack, which she felt she survived in order to help educate women in the U.S. who were at risk for heart disease. Taped at the Levity Live Comedy Club, inside PAL State Center in West Nyack, New York, the special showcases Rosie's skills as a laugh-out-loud comedian while incorporating an important message near and dear, literally to her heart. You know, you know who's at risk of heart disease in this country? Fat fox who can't stop eating and don't exercise.

That too. Fuck Rosie. All right. Well, that's fun. They'll be on the wheel of consequences. Hopefully I don't have to watch that. Oh, I hope you do. Alex sent me this cop cam, and it works with the program today, which is why Alex is one of the best.

It starts with a thing. I don't know. It's not a woman, not a man, a thing, driving the wrong way, and the cops pull it over for that. What's going on? Nothing. Why are you driving in the wrong way of traffic? No, I just got changed around. I just moved here like two months ago. Okay. I just got changed around. Okay. Do you understand what's going on though? Yes. You're going into oncoming traffic. I know. And I just decided that it was better just to turn around really fucking quick. Okay. But I'm sorry. Do you live here? Or are you just trying to... I just moved here. No, but do you live here in like this apartment complex? Oh, no. I didn't. But... So you were just like, hey, I'm going to turn around by coming in here. I'm sorry.

Okay. So it's funny, Benny. I don't know about you, but sometimes I'll take road trips and I'll go to a city or a town I've never been in before. I know when you've ever been to. I immediately start driving the wrong way down the street, but I'd never been here before. This is crazy. I didn't realize. Oh, you mean this isn't oppositeville? Where are you from England? What the fuck you're talking about? Why are you driving into oncoming traffic, you idiot? Oh, shit. So anyway, um, listen. officer has a handful for himself because this person suffers from a lot of things.

Clip two. Sorry, I just have like really bad social anxiety incest. I get you. So, just a heads up, I don't want to be out here any longer than you do. We walk back to my car, I look it up on my computer, and I get you out of here. Okay, go ahead and step out for me. What are you looking for? Your insurance, registration, I'm going to check your driver's license status.

I'm going to do all that. Just go ahead and step out for me, ma'am. Okay. You have any weapons on or anything I need to know about? No, the most of the thing is, like, I don't want to step out whenever you're asking for stuff. Okay. Well, we're past that. Just go ahead, step out.

I'll walk you back to my patrol car, and then I'll talk to you back there. We're not negotiating whether or not you're going to get out of your vehicle. You're getting out of your vehicle now and coming back to the cruiser behind you. Here's a piece of life advice. There's this thing called a lawful order. Yeah. If they say this is a lawful order, the second you don't do what they tell you to do, you're getting charged for disobeying a lawful order.

That's one of those little tricks that they use to fuck you up even more down the road. So listen for that. If they say lawful order, get the fuck out of the car, do what they say. And I'm not a fan of the police. Obviously, it seems like I'm a boot kisser over here. Liquor, Carl. Yeah. Boot liquor.

But I'm not a fan, but the lesser of two evils in this case. Because this person starts pulling all the cards they can, my clip three. Sorry, just like as an indigenous person. Right back here, please. Ms. Perry? I'm not binary, so. Okay. What do you go by?

This Kai. How can I refer to you tonight? Kai? Okay. All right, this person is non-binary, indigenous, and suffering from social anxiety. So you're free to go. drive drunk the wrong way down the street all you want i didn't realize feel free to get behind the wheel being an emotional disaster feel free what a fucking tired this person is all right well

good four this person was tricked into what hey i'm smelling alcohol i know how much have you consumed tonight like probably three drinks three drinks okay judging by driving wrong way on that street I know. That's the other thing that I said about. Hang on. Don't cut me off. Judging by how you're driving, the smell, I need to run you through some tests right now. Okay. That's why I have you out of the car. Once I... That's the thing that I asked about before. I said, okay, so you're just giving me for my registration. And I said, yes. And now you're running me for other stuff. Yeah. I'm going to run you through some tests to make sure you're safe to drive. You motherfucker, we agreed. I would come back to your cruisers so you can check my registration. We had a verbal conchurch. track. Yes, we didn't see anything about a sobriety test. You're out of order. Newsflash. Cops lie all the time. I sure do. They're always lying to you. And you should lie to them back. That's my advice.

Always lie to the police. How many drinks you had? Zero. I hate alcohol. I haven't had a drink ever. I don't even know what being drunk feels like. What's water? I have no idea. The only thing I hate. only liquid I consume is my own saliva. Yes. All right.

So clip five, we hear more about this person's social anxiety. Oh, great. I care very much about that. You said you had three drinks. What kind of drinks would those be? Rum and a cider. Okay. Are we talking like a mixed drink?

Are we talking a shot? What are we talking about? Well, rum is going to be mixed drink. Cider is just a cider. Okay. Perfect. Stand facing me, please. But I just want you know that I also have very bad social anxiety.

You and me both. Good answer. Okay. Stand with your feet together, toes touching your arms by your side, just like I am. Yeah, getting pulled over when you're drunk. It definitely is an anxious time. No, it's nice to what, I don't know what the point of saying that is other than to make yourself feel better, right? Dude, I've told this story before, but I was at a checkpoint.

Coming from a bar, had been drinking. A cop pulls me out of the car. Does the field sobriety test? It's anxious. There's a lot of anxiety that goes on. 100%. I passed it because I'm amazing. I was doing cartwheels.

The cop was like, holy shit, you're amazing. I go, yeah, no, I know. I'm in circled so. That's what happened. They didn't look at your fucking velociraptor after feet and realized you couldn't walk a straight line. I started to do a yo-yo tricks for him. I'm like, I know this is a part of him. I trick this out.

Walk the dog. I was doing all sorts of shit. Listen, I have an acoustic in the trunk. Oh, I should have played. I should have pulled it out. What's your favorite No Effects song? Whoops I OD'd. I got it.

I'm on it, buddy. No problem. He's a little before the beat. I think he might be drunk. That's what I'm sober. I do that. It's so annoying about it. I like to think he goes,

what kind of drinks we're talking about? She's like, oh, rum, cider. I get a dummy. The answer to that is water, club soda. I had a whiskey drink. I had a cider drink. I had a lot.

I'll get drink. One whiskey, one bourbon, one beer. I think I got that wrong. All right. No gender. All right. So the cop has to ask when they do that thing with your eyes, have to follow the finger. If you had any head trauma, she has an interesting answer to that.

Okay. Any recent head trauma, traumatic brain injuries, anything I need to know about? Mental, yes. Any recent head trauma, though? You haven't hit your head in like the last month or so? you have okay what the doc say i had a little concussion okay so concussions heal any long-lasting effects sure i don't know i'm asking you is there anything that would prevent you from driving that car okay stand with your arms by your side please yeah ask jr seo if concussions heal

it's got to be a real prick isn't he you know uh shotgun wound chest uh wounds to the chest don't either officer right um but yeah it's kind of funny do you have any head problems like yeah i'm mental well right no i know that i'm aware i heard you you already told me that you're indigenous and non-binary and whatever the fuck else so you know i do i do that part have you been hitting that recently um what's my next clip seven i believe so there's a lot of shit going on here when you stop and look at me i have to redo a certain portion of the test okay so just folks on my finger. Well, as you know, as an indigenous person and there's a bunch of shit going around, I'm sorry, but it's just for me to be on my toes. I get you. Will you go back to that

position I had you in standing with your feet together? I'm just by your side. See, Vinnie, you don't understand because, you know, we're just, uh, you're right. I don't. Straight cis white males. So we don't get it. Indigenous people have to be on the lookout all the time. How not a swivel? Someone's going to come out attack them. Especially if you're drug driving. It's one of those indigenous ones. Get them. This one looks like a white woman, by the way. You don't say. She looks like Sam Kinnison. Yeah, on a good day.

All right, so clip number eight, she reminds the officer of what's going on. Okay. Stand on my light, if you would please face your vehicle. Can you remember that I told you that? and non-binary. Yeah, I'll try my hardest. Okay? It's not something I do with every day,

so I'll have the mistake of the habit, right? Thanks. So I'll refer to you as Kai, right? Yes. Perfect. I want you to imagine about a four-inch wide line. So he didn't even say anything that was gender-assuming.

And this person was like, remember I'm non-binary. Okay, yeah, let's just make this as difficult as possible. You know, the cops really have to focus on this customer service shit now in these cases. Yeah, because of the Johnny caps. So he immediately apologized. It was like, oh, you know, I don't. Well, I'll tell you this.

I give this cop credit. He calls her ma'am for the rest of this incident. Oh, no shit. No shit. It's very funny. All right, ma'am. I got you, ma'am. That's fine.

All right. Number nine, any injuries you've suffered that you wouldn't be able to walk a straight line? I need to know if you have any injuries or anything that would prevent you from doing a standard walk or turn tonight. Mental health. Any physical injuries? Mentally, yeah. We get it. You're mental.

Yes. We know. You mentally can't walk a straight line. Too many injuries? I'm stupid. Well, yeah. We got that. I get the blues sometimes.

Sometimes there's my movie. vagina was a penis. Is that a thing? Can I still walk a straight line? I don't know. All right. So, clip 10 is... It depends. Do you have it taped up in there? What's going on? Right. Is it the Helga Man version? Clip 10 is the cop just not giving a fuck. With your arms by your side, just like this, ma'am.

Can you not call me, ma'am, please? I'm trying my hardest. Okay, lady. Okay. It means a lot to me. I'm trying my hardest. I don't feel like a man, so. Okay.

It's kind of triggering. Right foot in front of your left. Nope. Go back. I'm sorry, but someone's saying that it's triggering is triggering to me. That triggers me right there. Oh, was it triggering? You can be all right, sweetie.

She's not great. Remember you were driving at cars 10 minutes ago? That's triggering for people. They don't want to see headlights coming at them. Hey, listen, bro. Do you think you can maybe try not to kill someone who'll drive you tonight, dude? Listen here, brother. Yeah.

Hulk Hogan should be conducted. to stop. Now, let me tell you something, brother. What you're going to do here is put your right foot in front of the left foot. And make sure your toes touched, dude. We lost him too soon. You know? Remember when Elvis was a cop?

If Hulk Hogan had just been a cop for a few years. Yeah. But Elvis was just a cop to get drugs, and that made him the coolest cop ever. Oh, I wasn't calling him out. My band, the isotopes, I never talked about it. We're playing a wedding in August. And there's an Elvis impersonator at this wedding. We had to learn four Elvis song.

for this jackass to get up and sing with us. Which Elvis songs? Oh, I forget. We have to do jailhouse rock is one of them. That's a fun song. Okay. That's a rocker, but some of the other ones are like. Yeah, that's a lot of fun to watch some guy dressed like Elvis sing.

Ugh. I might quit the band that night. Isn't it your band? That might be the end of it. You're just going to be gross there. You guys do this without me. I'm good. Yeah, that'll do well.

So, Vinny, we've heard about the fact, indigenous, nine binary, anxiety, what else can this person have going on that would stop this officer from arresting him or her club feet? Next clip. Oh, I'm just really anxious. Okay, you have zero questions? No, but I just want to tell you that I suffer from really bad anxiety, especially with generational trauma and PTSD around white people and cops. It's just It's just like a whole little thing

Hang on, ma'am. I'm asking if you have any questions before I instruct you to start. Hey, ma'am. All right. Stop right there, ma'am. He did it again. Generational trauma. Okay.

I'm sorry, your grandma also doesn't like white people. Cool, man. So your grandmother was a racist and that's my problem now. Awesome. I like that this thing goes, I have PTSD around cops. Yeah, me too. Because I'm constantly breaking the law. I also hate being around cops.

It sucks. They always want to look you in the eyes and shit. Get out of here. Right. So I'm like, sir, why are you this wasting? It's two in the afternoon. I'm like, because I was out of the creep off. You got to get drunk to talk about this shit.

I do a show with Vinnie Paulino for an hour. Go on your bed on your way, sir. I have PTSD from it. Severe anxiety. Also, this poor person is being harassed right now. I hope one day your children are fucked up from you doing. this show. I hope the generational trauma travels. Oh, yeah. Well, I say when I...

I'm an abortion guy, so it does. Oh, good point. I say when I instruct you to start. I know, and right now I just feel fucking harassed. I say when I instruct you to start? Can you just count now? You're going to continue to count. I am being harassed. Until I tell you to stop. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead and begin.

Triple fuck you. Triple quadruple, fuck you. You were driving into people. Carl. Oh, my God. that I could not I can't believe that what a fucking juxtaposition I'm very very upset now you're harassing me all that goes to show is this is a piece of shit trying to get away with something to looking for every fucking conceivable angle wood chipper good catch Alex the name of this video is non-binary indigenous person with anxiety and generational trauma gets arrested for DUI and yes spoiler this person does get arrested a clip third it great I'm let's speak with you right over here okay yes ma'am go ahead and place your hands behind your back don't do you don't make it hard please don't make it hard no you're

gonna get a resist dude I don't don't resist don't listen to me don't resist don't you're being a white man and don't I followed all of your shit like don't resist don't don't resist don't He was being a white man right there. That was pretty messed up. Well, she got you there, sir. She got you. She'll have her day in court. Your honor, he was obviously being a white man.

It's pretty fucked up. My grandma hates white man. So I'm not a fan of this. This is my lawyer, my grandmother. This is funny. So the police officer is like, listen, we're not going to harm me. There's nothing to be afraid of. But dummy finds us something to be afraid.

of. Is there a spider in the back seat or something? What do you have in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth? Lift your tongue? Lift your tongue for me. You guys are scaring me. There's nothing to be afraid of. Get additional trauma.

Okay. Walk on my vehicle. You know what I'm afraid of is generational trauma. You're afraid of that? What does that mean? You don't even know what you're saying anymore, you idiots. She is drunk, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. She'd act like this as she was sober. I think that's true. This is a professional victim girl. Well, it's funny you say that because we find a new victim card being pulled on this

next clip. Oh, good. Hopefully it's her of police brutality. I mean, I will, but like, can they just seeing us and being fucking assholes about somebody who suffers from generational trial of PTSD and depression and suicidal tendencies? Yeah. Can you go rough? Someone's not getting a blanket. Do you want me to put an end for here so why you don't feel so fucking guilty? I have this guy for that. He's fucking douchebag.

I don't think he feels guilty. Ma'am. Not even a little bit, no. She has suicidal tendencies, which is a underrated band. I'm not trying to say that's nature's way of telling you to maybe change your lifestyle so you feel better. Yeah. Maybe.

You're doing everything wrong, idiot. That's why you're depressive. depressed. Fucking moron. All right. Last clip I have on here. You won't be surprised by this. We see it all the time. This person needs their mommy. I was going to say, it's the time to call mom?

Yep, I was going to ask. So do you agree to take our test? No, I want a lawyer. Okay. Thank you. 5.45. What was that? Can I just please call my mom?

Yeah, I can do that for you. I have your phone. Do you have a wallet that you want to go with you tonight? Well, I mean, you took it out. I took your phone out of your pocket. Okay, well, what the fuck was that other motherfucker? White-ass motherfucker feeling me up. Okay. He did what now?

Did a white person steal your wallet, ma'am? Did she just accuse this guy of feeling her up? I don't know what's going on. She just said the guy who felt me up. She needs her mom. She refused the breath test, which is the only smart thing she did. but yeah this this woman uh we didn't get charges or anything on this video but uh very obnoxious very annoying thanks alex thanks for nothing well i say you just set her free back at the reservation

i just take her back to tribal lands let her go you know it's interesting a lot of the native americans in this country don't drink yeah i'm kidding i'm kidding they all drink they don't all they all have a drinking problem every one of them yes every single one of them they're the The only people who could be legally allowed to own a casino and lose money. They suck at that. Anyway, not the point. The point is, thanks Alex, Carl's cop cam, coming in hot. All right.

Well, Carl, that was a lot of fun. Good job. Let's check some voicemail, shall we? The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Remember, every state of a regular film this week gives you a free paternity test. Happy Father's Seventh. and Saracus I have one of your cat

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But believe it or not It happens All right Don't come to school tomorrow This guy is finding fleshlights in port-a-johns that's creepy a f so here's what i think's going on here and again i'm just uh spitball in here hold on i have to say danny's in the chat right now it's very distracting sent the bikini picks vini make sure to let me know when you get them hold on

check in my email right now hey did you send them to me too daddy or what's going on here we're not friends we're not friends like that danny i don't see Danny, send him again. WATP show at GBA. No, you send him with the Creepoff Pot at Gmail. Don't you send him to Carl. You don't want to know what he's going to do with them. What do you think I'm going to do with them?

Print him out and jerk off on them. Like a normal person. What do you mean? What else would I do with them? And they take a photo of that and send it back to her. What do you mean? Not a weirdo. Anyway, well,

was that voicemail something about portidons? I think that those toys and things that you're finding are probably accessories of crimes that were committed that someone needed to dump somewhere. It was easier to just throw me there than a dumpster. Interesting. Maybe. Who knows. Hey, guys.

I'm sorry, let me start again. Hey, you jerks. Ooh, having a pub collection is a problem. Listen, the rest of us are sick and tired of being judged by you people in your ivory tower in Rochester, New York. We don't eat trash plates, and we have pub collections. Oh, garbage plates, whatever. You're so fancy.

All right, that's all. Wow. I don't have a pupil collection. I'm sorry. All right, here's a consequence idea. Blackbread here. Consequence idea. Whoever loses has to join a show on the issue crew,

just one show that's it one episode it sounds like i'm begging you guys you know what it fuck it it never mind wait oh wow new bikini pick just came in um oh look at that oh look at that all right i'm fine with i'm fine with my chick wearing this to the pool yeah fantastic danny i'm fine i vote yay fantastic all right vitty stop distract me. All right. Go ahead. Hard over here.

Well, yeah, I may have actually fucked myself over here now. What did that person just say? Who cares? I don't think so. I don't think you never get either. I have a voicemail for us. Go ahead.

This is trying to creep off. Oh, man. The recent episode, this guy, this guy's wacky and wild. He's here raping babies and ejaculating on infant's vaginas. Holy crap. What a creep, wacky and wild.

I can't wait to see who's All right. I got the point. Some people get the show. That's cool. I have another voicemail for us. Go ahead. Hey, Carl, it's Mondays.

I'm not really sure if this is, like, better for WATP or the creep off, but it's a story that you need to hear. So the other day, I went out with drinks with this chick. And I can't remember how the conversation started, but she started talking about a friend she had online for a little while. That murdered his girlfriend and hit her body in the basement. And his name was Matt Lewinsky. Oh! she was friends with podcast killer podcast hitman

no i'm not a friend on discord calls and play games together while he was in the basement with her body holy shit i don't really believe in like destiny or anything this is fucking weird that i bump into a chick who doesn't know anything about the dabble verse and she was friends with fucking matt lillinsky

fuck a while bro that is crazy to just like live your normal life and then this chick got was just like yes i knew a guy who murdered his girlfriend and left her in the basement for eight months. Like, Matt Lewinsky? How'd you know? Hey! Small world.

Matthew Lewinsky, thanks for the five bucks. All right, so listen, Carl. Yes. I'm still looking at these bikini pictures here. I still have them out. So we have this show now. Wow. Now, I'm going to talk about this one for a second.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just me and you talking. All right. Because before we post these. Uh-huh. You see this thing here on the side? Uh, you see this on the side? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

See that, that right there, the side. like that? Well, of course. It's great. But I guess maybe that might be what he thinks might be too revealing. I think it's great. And that show is fantastic. Yeah. Damn. Hmm. Okay. Do you have any more voicemails? Vinnie. What? Are other shows having results girls this hot? I don't think they are. They aren't. No. I don't think they are. They certainly are not. Big match to look at something from us. You sure could. Yes. He should keep, you know who we need to keep away? Who's that? From her? What's his name?

Mad Clippa. We got to keep him away from her. Yes. That's our number one thing we got to do. Also schizochon. Yes. Schizo shot. He gets around.

He gets around as well. Watch out of scho. A little petri dish, you. One more. I went from a podcast prophet coming in. Hey, boys, podcast prophet. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. A priest was scolding an altar boy.

And he said, you killed an innocent butterfly. no butter for you for a month the altar boy looks at the priest and says well I killed a cockroach too the priest smirks with the altar boy and says hmm nice try and he hoodles uh captain brown bread or beard or whatever the fuck your name is uh I never claimed the validity of that uh story I told I just said I knew a guy that said it happened to him I don't know Also, Vinny, where's my backup with the Ain't No Fact Checkin's on, you motherfucker?

I don't have that one. Come on, Carl. Hopefully you win this week. Love you, bye. Yeah, that's on my board, buddy. Eat No, Fat, Chicken. See, but then this shot right here, this angle. Jesus Christ.

Vinny. I'm supposed to listen to Podcast Profit? So you just want me to just beat off at the comedy club? Is that what you're asking for? I don't know. All right, Carl. Those are our voicemails this week. you want. Let's take a second here and celebrate Super Chat Monday. That's a big day today, guys.

Rock or B, thanks for the time. Like, Vinnie, since you're Hocomania, you asked me that one already. Sorry, we got that one. Captain Boomies is here. Ahoi, hoi. Ahoi hoi to you, Captain Boomys. Our pal, silent shape became a YouTube member, I believe, of the WATP channel. Perfect. And purchased a creep-off channel membership for someone. Thank you very much for doing that, Silent Shape. And look at this Labrined Missing. My Man coming in with five gifted memberships. One of the good ones, Labron Mystic. Ron Berman is making 10 times what Opie is.

I love it. Not going to end well for Opie and Ron show, though. Everyone keep donating to Ron hilarious. Yeah, I donated to him. Chris Primer gave him a bunch of money. People are giving him a lot of money. I haven't seen the show this morning yet, but I assume that he's bragging about it.

Thank you, Lola, la, la, lo. Yes, thank you for the update. Oh, man, that's way more. That's a really good photo of me, too, by the way. Who the fuck took that? An asshole. Some asshole. Was that like a dating profile picture?

You had? I've never been on a date. I'm not saying this is a bad thing. I've just, I've never been on a dating site. I learned out to play guitar when I was a teenager, so. Same. Never ever been on one. Oh, I think you played, learned out to play guitar when you were a teenager.

No, just never been on one, but I don't think I would pick that picture. I never cared about music. I was just like, I would like to get laid at some boy, I should probably. I know how to play guitar. One day, I will make my way out of the back of this wheelbarrow that my sister takes me around to places too. And I'll play guitar on a stage and everyone will look at me and say, hey, that guy's pretty good if he wasn't just a second before the beat.

Fuck me. Good stuff. All right, Carl. Let's get into everybody's favorite segment. Great time. It is time for a parade. And you know what I'm feeling? Holy shit.

Hold on. Does the Labor and Mr. Just give five more creep-off channel memberships? This person's out of control. Labarmistic, thank you very much. Much appreciated. We do bonus shows every Friday at noon Eastern. So if you just got a membership, watch live, watch after the fact. It stays up there.

Bonus shows are available for you. And the bonus shows are very fun. They're very loose. Yes. If you enjoyed it, wait a second here. I get it another Creep-O membership. Look at this fucking guy. He's out of control.

It's like Christmas on the creep off today, everybody. I just want to say to Labyrinth. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. I don't know what he's on, but I appreciate it. Now, uh, I'm going to bring back an oldie-bitty, Carl today. I heard this on my board, and I went, oh, I got to bring it back for once.

Driving children. Go see your palo. Fake fetishini Paulino is fat. That's how I saw that's right. No. Oh. That's how my life is going to end. Carl, are you ready to start the scum parade today?

Of course I am, buddy. Well, great. Let's meet this gal. She is beautiful. Aw. Isn't she? This is a gorgeous woman. You would never guess her age, Carl.

I'm going to guess 32. 62-year-old Crestview school bus driver. Uh-huh. She was arrested for DUI. I do a thing for Redheads. Allison Hannigan. Uh-huh. This looks like Allison Hanig.

Hannigan's older aunt. I was going to say great-grandmother. Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, Alison Hanigan is, what, 50-something now? Probably. Gross. So she was arrested at T.U.I.

Child language's charges. Sorry, go ahead. You were saying my wife doesn't watch this show. It's fine. I love doing this show. It's so fun. It is the most fun. And you can have fun to on Friday with that.

Holy shit. This fucking. Guys, five more memberships. Lever Mystic is out of control, and I love it. You better say thank you in the chat, everybody. Thank you, Wabermistic. Now, she was arrested at DUI and child neglect charges after backing a bus into a vehicle and then showing signs of impairment while six children were on board Friday.

Oh, so we expect bus drivers to be sober? That's crazy. Well, I expect them to not run into other people's cars. Sure. I get that. But, you know, you're backing up. It's a big vehicle. You know, it's one of those things where you broke one law.

Now we've got to calling you for everything else. I know. It's annoying, right? I'm telling you. She's already having a bad day, guys. This happened at 1.30 in the afternoon, Carl. And the Ocolausk County School District bus near the intersection of 8th Avenue and Ferdin Boulevard.

Investigators say they determined the driver in Michelle Provozovic back the school bus into the vehicle that was stopped behind her. Danny, move the, yeah. Perfect. Move the camera down just a little bit. Yep. Right. Yes, right there.

Got it. Got it. Perfect. What a shot. It keeps falling. Do you know what the show is? Oh, my gosh. You look amazing.

Okay. There we go. Hi. Welcome back. You can just sit there quietly. I muted her. Perfect. Investigators say the driver back to school wasn't in the vehicle.

And then she, when the cops showed up, they smelled. booze on her breath and conducted a DUI investigation, including field sobriety tests. Yeah. But the problem was that Michelle here had some severe generational trauma. Right. Yes. And she also had. Yeah.

So she couldn't do all the tests properly. Either way, she fucking failed. And she provided a breath sample that showed her current alcohol content, which was a little bit later, was 0.048. Dude, that's nothing. That's what I thought, too. I met from last night right now. So what I think is, she's just.

guilty of being a lady driver. Yes, correct. 0.048 is like when you drink NyQuil. That's not, that's no alcohol at all. Yeah. She's fine. Apparently she doesn't hold her liquor very well. Yeah, let it go, guys. Carl, let's meet this fella here. This handsome guy. I can't see you at the screen. This is too distracting. All right, bye, Danny. We love you. By Danny. We love you. Thank you for adjusting your camera. I just, I couldn't not notice that. A volunteer firefighter has been arrested for allegedly setting fires and then responding to them with his fire department. Carl. So I had friends who were volunteer firefighters growing up.

Every volunteer firefighter should be shown videos of buildings burning and then they should check whether he's not getting a boner or not. Correct. Because they're all pyromaniacs. Yep. What you do is you put a video of a burning fire on a screen, right? And then you put a couple of like iPads open to like porn hub. Sure.

And then you just say, guys, you just hang out in this room for a little bit. And you see what they go to. Yeah. They don't care about the iPads. They don't care about the iPads at all. If the one who's just sitting there like this staring at the screen, then you know, don't hire this guy. This is Justin Shouly, a 29-year-old member of the Perseverance Volunteer Fire Company

and Sodarton PA. He was arrested on Sunday in charge, including arson. The first fire was Friday morning when the volunteer fire company and other agencies responded to the fire at a detached garage barn. Flackette. not Teamster Tim. I just want you to know that is not Teamster Tim. I thought he looked familiar.

I really like Teamster Tim. I didn't say he's great. Yeah, so this place was set on fire very clearly. There was a house not too far from it that had 10 people inside when the fire was started. Hours later, there was a second fire. It was a trash fire. Then early Saturday morning crews responded to a property where there were multiple fires coming from a barn, a shed, an outhouse, three cars in a gazebo.

An outhouse? What year is this? In Pennsylvania, they have outhouses still? Dutch country. Jesus Christ. The fucking Amish. I was going to say. What the fuck? But this guy's like, okay, I set a garage on fire. And then you think he's like slow it down a little bit. I'll settle a little garbage on fire. I'll just get this out of my system. Yeah. And then he's like, oh my God, there's a barn. A shed and outhouse.

Oh, no. A couple of cars. He's just lighting everything up. Oh, can't miss the gazebo. Oh, boy. The fires were near a home, and there were eight people inside of that home. Investigators used license play reader databases to zero in on suspects, and they found Mr. Scholley pretty quickly. Once questioned about it, he admitted to setting all three fires,

according to the court documents, after two of the blazes, Schully went to his fire department, and then responded back to the fire scenes with the other firefighters. Yeah. Hey, guys, I got a, I got a secret suspicion. There's a fire over the street over. here. We should probably drive down there and check it out. Oh, there's a fire right now? Oh, we better go, guys.

I'm ready. Shole said one of the fires was near a property he believed belonged to an employer who fired him a few years ago. Oh, okay. Well, that, all right. So there's a little bit of that. That's fun. So he is facing criminal charges of arson and he has not entered a plea as of yet. You've been fired from a job? I think you have, right? Probably this job. Not yet. Oh, Carl. Yeah. We got to meet this gal, speaking of fires. This is the fire goddess, Carl.

This is Nicole Nihilis. Vinnie, would you? After this story, no. Oh, I would. Would you try to fix her? I think she fawks. I think that she is into it. I've learned a thing or two about gals with face piercings.

Dude, good times. Face piercings? Also, the earlobe tattoo? She does a lot of shit that most girls don't do. Well, yeah, she certainly does. Let me tell you about one of them. All right. She's faced an attempted murder charges after the self-proclaimed fire guard is here,

allegedly set her friend's Honda Element on fire following a night, following a fight over Xanax as two people slept inside with a propane tank. Vinnie, when a drug addict asks you for drugs, there's only one acceptable answer. Here, have my drugs. Would you like some drugs? You may have all of the drugs. She's 30 years old, Carl, so she might be too old for you. She was arrested on a suspicion of attempted murder and arson.

After the fire broke out at the pilot truck stop and Hespera shortly after midnight Tuesday, here's video. Or that's just still of it. There's the Honda element on fire. Deputies arrived to find two vehicles. Are 30-year-old's post-pubescent? I don't even know. It seems really young. Either way, cars.

set on fire. Witnesses saw or do it. James Bar, the man who owed the destroyed vehicle, said the KSB8 hours earlier during a road trip home from San Diego back to Las Vegas. Barr, who's a professional pyrotechnician who holds a flame effect certification with the state of Nevada, an explosive certificate with the ATF. Fire! He said he knew her through a friend and tried to help her after she fell in hard times. He said she was homeless, coming out of a abusive relationship, and, staying at a friend's home. But after the arrangement ended, he allowed her to join the group on the trip.

The trip was supposed to go to a music festival up the hills in San Diego. But they stopped at Tijuana for lunch. Well, she began drinking in a friend's house. He said the confrontation began when she allegedly demanded his prescription Xana. She kept harassing me for them. I wouldn't give him to her. The argument turned violent while he was driving. She got so upset that she had punched me in the head while I was trying to drive.

Give the crazy a pyrotechnic homeless woman. and her Zanax, you idiot. How do you think this is going to end? Okay, it's fine. Whatever. I'm good. He had to pull into a gas station after she did it. He told her to get out of the vehicle, but she refused. He began removing her belongings from the car. Then Barr said he'd noticed something was wrong.

She started to move around some of my stuff, he said. Then I smelled gas. And as soon as I said, what is that smell? She threw a match and let the car on fire. Nice. And I have audio of that, actually. Let's hear it. At the time, the two other friends were asleep,

leap in the vehicle, the commotion woke the sleepy passengers who were able to escape before the vehicle was engulfed in place. Barr says the situation was even more dangerous because he had propane tanks and fire equipment in the back of the vehicle. The propane tank exploded about 30 seconds after the fire started. No injuries were reported. Wow. So, uh, she's known as the Cosmic Nymph. Vinnie. Yeah? I would definitely.

fuck this girl that's an amazing story and you wouldn't fuck ria ripley but you go for this yes okay i have a problem yeah serious problem yeah with heterosexual

records show she has multiple multiple previous encounters with law enforcement hey mini real quick yeah fuck you this is very disrespectful yes

her next court appearance is this Thursday everybody so uh last story I like to, you know how I like to add down a doubter, right? Let's talk about this guy. He's 71 years old, Carl. And his name's Dennis J. Hall. He dialed 911 on June 11th and allegedly told them that he had strangled his daughter who was 40 years old.

Her name was Devin Hall. What did she do to deserve that? Was born, uh, uh, developmentally disabled. Same. Right. Right. Right. But she had some other problems.

She was in a wheelchair. Couldn't talk. She was nonverbal. Did she play it ahead of the beat? He didn't shoot her, Carl. He just strangled her. So he admitted to it when the first responders arrived. A witness said he admitted to it before making the 911 call.

He was arrested at the scene and charged with attempted murder. Devin died at the hospital the following day. After the results of her autopsy revealed that the cause of death was manual asphyxia and the manner of death was a homicide. She was nonverbal with multiple disabilities from birth and was in a wheelchair. Jan Hall, Devin's mother and Dennis's wife told the outlet that Dennis allegedly woke her up to tell her what happened. Hey, you know the one in the wheelchair down there? You might want to call somebody.

I'm guessing this was the last straw. It was just like, you peed the bed. I'm going to kill you for that. I was just like, I can't fucking take any of this anymore. This is too much. What a horrible wife. The wife says, I just wanted him to tell me why he did it. He had an opportunity to come in and get me when he went in there and said he had went.

to bed. Instead, he just went to bed. He could have woke came and woke me up. I could have helped him. He was annoyed. A part of that you don't understand. I'll tell you what I'm annoyed by. What's that? Her obituary described her as an inspiration to others. She also liked Toby Keith, which is just embarrassing. You know, and how do you know a nonverbal person who likes Toby Keith? Like, they might be saying, no, no, no, turn it off. You don't know. It's a good point. That's a very good point. They could just be sitting there blinking, It off in Morse code. But fucking this guy's too dubbed alert it. An inspiration to others, Carl, she touched many with her beauty,

gentle kindness, and innocent presence. No, she didn't. Stop it. She liked being strolled on long walks with her mother. She was a vegetable. She liked being pushed around in her wheelchair prison. Did she? Her dad would just rake the spokes.

Oh, she's farting. She likes it. Oh, no. Gross. Oh, drool on yourself if you're having a good time, honey. It's really fucked up that this guy just decided a strangler like that. I guess. I mean, I don't know.

Probably should have done it like 20 years sooner. Well, maybe. We had more fun of this life. We got to get out of here before we do. Yeah. I'm noticing this. People are participating in Super Chat Monday. Is this better?

Yes, it is better. That's right. Is it what better? The picture of you. Oh, it's a different, yeah, it is a different thing. Is that a different dating profile pick? I look terrible. I look so bad.

Retro Ryan D. became a YouTube member. Thank you, Retro Ryan. I was over at my mom's house for Father's Day, even though my dad wasn't there. Yeah. He just had enough to be there for that. His ghost went out for cigarettes. I was over at my mom's house.

And we were talking about my teeth. She's like, yeah, we probably should have got that fix. I'm like, oh, you didn't realize it'd be a media personality. Is that why you didn't care about getting my teeth fixed? It was your teeth of your feet, Carl. Pick one. That's true. I mean, they didn't fix anything on Grant.

No. He's still running around. He's a problem. Ebnai with 10 pounds. Ola Creepo's true pride this month is from us in Scotland as our World Cup team fans, drink Boston soon Florida dry. Oh, right. They were in Boston.

They're going to be in Florida. I bring cop cams full of kilted inebrates being tackled by Florida's finest soon. I can't wait for that. I'm not very happy for Scotland. They don't make it to the World Cup very often. Very exciting. I was talking to James Cox on WATP on Wednesday. It was from England.

And he said, the British don't give a fuck about this World Cup, which is weird because England has a good team. They're one of the favorites to win the whole thing. Why don't you think they don't care? I don't know. I'm actually surprised by that. Yeah, well, me too. Because I'm loving it.

I'm watching all the games. Germany looked fantastic, and they're coming from behind victory. versus the ivory coast on Saturday. You know, Carl, this has been an exciting world cop. I'm here for it. I am actually doing the right thing in cheering for my country, America. I watch America. I watch the U.S. games.

Well, I can't cheer for fucking Italy. Nope. God damn whops. You grease balls, you couldn't fucking get it together. Cape Verde is in it, whatever the fucking that is. But not Italy. Okay, sure, why not? Whatever.

Good call, FIFA. Fucking great. One of these fucking. teams there's games that are ending seven to one and five nil this is not competitive soccer people what are we doing the fucking president of fifa's a fucking guinea help us out paison what are you doing might be corrupt oh it's 100% corrupt i know hey um i just learned about this dude who um they used to call mr 10% do you know the story i don't he was uh uh executive in fifa and he's the reason why they all fell and they had that whole thing and they replaced him

with the guy who's in there now. Okay. Because they were just a huge, what was it? Money laundering. Yeah. All sorts of stuff. And he ended up having to testify because he didn't pay his taxes for a very long time. Do you wonder why?

He was living in Trump Tower. And he was getting 10% of everything off the top from American soccer. Amazing. Do you wonder why the country of Qatar hosted the World Cup in December? It had to build 15 stages of slave labor in order to fucking make that happened? Corruption. It's the answer.

The answer is the beautiful sport, everybody. It is a beautiful sport. I love soccer. I'm a big fan. I've been enjoying the World Cup. Me too. I've been turning games on in the afternoon. It's been fantastic.

Me too. You should be watching it right now. Why are you watching this? Shut up, Carl. We'll get just like a minute left, you stupid idiot. I want to thank everybody for Tutuited today. Make sure you visit patreon.com. Backslash the creep off.

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And we appreciate you for that. Carl, is there anything else you'd like to say before we get the fuck out of here? It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Go USA. Deutschland.