The Creep Off - Episode 321: It’s 3 O’clock Somewhere

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

There is nothing more patriotic than the Scum Parade! Join Karl, Vinnie, and Tell 'Em Steve-Dave!'s Bryan Johnson for a stripped-down episode dedicated to the kind of scum only America can produce!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15867943/Moment-family-plant-hair-childs-meal-pub.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_farkhttps://www.courthousenews.com/california-father-pleads-guilty-to-dosing-children-with-psychedelic-mushrooms-federal-prosecutors-say/https://metro.co.uk/2026/06/30/groomsman-shoots-two-wedding-row-eating-meatballs-hands-28982670/https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/gang-tattooed-penis-disabled-mans-37374707https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/libertyville-middle-school-teacher-charged-ai-students-child-pornography/https://whereisthebuzz.com/louisiana-couple-arrested-on-dozens-of-bestiality-child-cruelty-charges/https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/210803/indiana-dad-drowns-baby-bucket-laundry-detergent-teach-wife-lessonhttps://www.wsmv.com/2026/07/02/franklin-soccer-coach-who-drugged-raped-boys-sentenced-more-than-three-decades-prison/The score is currently Vinnie 2` - Karl 2 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

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I'm your host. My name is Vita, joining me, as always, from Inside Studio B, which is just the basement of a. gay bar in Florida. It's hot. Carl. Listen, there may be gay bars in Florida, but there are not basements. All right. I could promise you that. What's happening in Viti, Paulino? Good to see you, my friend.

It's great to see you, buddy. How is Florida treating you? It's going well. I believe it's been cooler here than it is up there in Rochester over the weekend. You guys got a little bit of a heat spell, huh? Sure have, Carl. It's been quite warm.

What a great start to our true crime podcast. Everybody, it is the Great American Scum Parade today. Carl's in Florida. I'm barely here. But joining us for it, one of our absolute favorite guests. You know him from Tell them, Steve, Dave. It's Brian Johnson, everybody. Hey, boys. What's up, Brian? Good to see you, buddy. It's hot here, too. I'm sweating like an elderly European. He looked like it. So you do have like backpacking through somewhere. I'm not going to lie to it with the hat on today.

Yeah. All right. I'll take that. Good stuff. I have some big news that I want to break on here. I've been teasing it a little bit on other programs, but it's been confirmed today that I will be making a guest appearance on the great Chad Zumach program. Oh, gives up five. This Thursday, I will be on Chad show.

I think around 2 p.m. Eastern time, if you want to tune in for that. You're not excited about this, Minnie? You're not excited about me talking to the Z man out of his show. No. How dare you? I'm definitely. Thank you. Thanks, Brian.

What are you going to do? He's just going to do exactly what stuttering John did to you the last time you did a show with anybody. He's just going to yell over you and call you a grifter every time you try to speak. Well, I'll explain you what grifter means. That'll be good. Cardiff didn't stop him. Cardiff told him many times and he kept yelling over him. Yeah, if you could, if you could cut grifter and liar out of Chad's vocabulary,

his pods would be down by like 80%. Right. I don't know. I guess good luck, have fun. You two kids play nice. What am I supposed to tell you? I just want to promote it. I don't give a fuck.

I don't care if you like it or not. Just promoting it, that's all. Fair enough. I'm just being a crumudge. I think it's great that you're going to do a show with Chad on Thursday. I appreciate that. Also, point devil point coming up on my channel at 4 p.m. today. I'm going to be on with trucker Andy, blind, Mike, shooly, going through Sutterin John's

audiobook. So tune in for that. All right, we got the plugs out of the way. Brian, anything you want to plug? Are we ending this to be wrapping this up? Just your appearance on Chad. That's about it. What the fuck is happening? We did have a contest last week. Vinnie and I competed to find out who could bring

the creepiest plus or something. It was an alphabet letter? Any alphabet letter you wanted for to celebrate the end of Pride Month? I thought that would be an appropriate way to do it because we're big on celebrating around here. So here to tell us who won that episode. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our results girl, Danny. What's up, Danny? Good to see you. Good to see you. Congrats on, I guess, talking to Chad for first time.

years. Thank you. See? People are excited about this announcement, Vinny. You're wet blankets. Oh, no problem. Okay, Daddy, we need to know who won last week's episode. Lay it on me. Give me the good news. Let's go. Okay. We've got 53% for the winner of the Pride Month wild card. Goes to Vinnie.

Please. I'm feeling good about that. Unbelievable. I can't believe that you, you snagged the win. What's the score right now? 2-2. All right, we're tied up 2 to 2. The first person that gets to 5, the other person has to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences.

This is for high stakes the way we play this game. Yeah, and I got to tell you, speaking of consequences, mine started last week in case anybody didn't know. The first episode of the Trek Off is available on HackRide Studios YouTube channel as well as the creepoff's YouTube channel. I want to make sure I plug Casey Day because I believe you. he hates every second he has to deal with me. Yeah, I noticed he's not really enthusiastic about doing this show.

Oh my God, he's so mad. And I'm just like, and I get it. And that's what's making it a punishment is I'm like, I'm sorry, but I'm just wanted to do the thing. You didn't have to do it because Carl said he could have told Carl to fuck off. At least your buddy tabs there to help pull you through it. Yeah, and Casey's doing a great job, you know, punishing me. He's doing a good job because we had to look at Star Trek cats.

And I'll tell you this, it's definitely a punishment. I am not looking forward to watching more of 10 forward the video of those two dorks of their, I don't know if you saw it, Carl. They had a public access show. The one gentleman was quite portly, I noticed. He looked like Dan Schneider. He looked exactly like Dan Schneider from Nickelodeon. If Dan Sender would have eaten some of those kids, that's what he would look like, yes.

Yeah, that's why they shouldn't have those replicator things in the future, because you can just get that fat. Is that how that works? I don't know. Is Star Trek in the future? I guess it is, right? I don't know. Yeah.

Well, it's not the present. It's not. Okay. That's like happened in the 60s. No? Good point. Either way, the Trek Off, new episode live tomorrow night at 7 o'clock. Can I make one suggestion for the Trek Off?

I'm seeing in the comments. People are saying, not enough AI slop. Can you please get Casey to make more AI slop for that program? Just not enough. At one point in the opening, the thing of himself has three legs. I don't know why. I don't know if that's supposed to need something else. I don't know what he's trying to accomplish with that.

But I'll tell you the most offensive part of that AI slop, Carl, to me, is that intro video where it's like him walking me down into a prison and I'm crying. He has me wearing a pair of panda dunks. And that shit ain't never going to happen. Okay. You ain't never going to catch Vinnie in a fucking pair of panda dunks, motherfuckers. That's an instrument. That's how I knew it wasn't real.

Good. Good. I'm glad you knew that about me. For those of us who are uninitiated, what the fuck is a panda dunk? They're the low-cut Nike dunks that are black and white. They're the shittiest. Oh, my God. Who would wear them? Not me, buddy. Right. Don't think you got a sneaker head. Come on. Charles, you go host, Zubach, I'm not.

I ain't doing it. I also wanted to know, I also wanted to know, Vinny. Am I the oldest guy on this show to have ever purved over Danny? I'm hoping so. I want to be the oldest creep to have looked at her and been like, oh my. Oh, thank you. Until we get Dr. Steve out of retirement,

you are the current record holder. I've got to tell you that choker's doing it for me. My inner creep is really coming out. That beard is epic, by the way. Thank you. Oh, wow, thank you. Oh, boy, here we go. Can we get into a private room, maybe?

Does your wife not watch the show? What's that? Does your wife not watch the show? She's watching it right now. Oh, fuck. I'm in trouble. Hi, Brian's wife. Oh, boy.

All right, Danny, stop distracting Brian or keep distracting Brian. We're going to do a scumper right now. We'll see you next week. Thank you. At Danny Desolation on Instagram. There is, by the way, people ask me this a lot. The link to find Danny when you download the audio episodes is right in the description. You could link right over to her instance.

Instagram at Danny Desolation. Bye. Killing it today, Carl. We're doing great, buddy. You know what? We've got to do a scum parade. The Great American Scum Parade. We're going to go around the world a little bit, but we're a bunch of American creeps,

and we're just closing out our Independence Day weekend the right way with some scum. Here we go. Scull parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your race. Let these creeps have made Scum parade Vitty and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit

Aum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad So in up the blood of a cat Skull parade How do you feel When you see someone teaching their children To do shitty things?

Sometimes I feel very good about it. Uh-huh, uh-huh Because listen, You got to get ahead in life one way or another, and not all of us have the tools that we need to succeed. Okay, okay. Brian, do you encourage lying and cheating and stealing to your child? I can't say that I have so far. I know I'm supposed to do a yes-end, but...

You're actually supposed to not do that for what Carl did. Yeah, not really, no. Can I point out something? So you send over the links to these articles. Sure. And this link specifically stood out to me because the source of it is FARC. F-A-R-K. Yep.

Is that still a website? Are you using FARC, VITI? No, I am not using FARC. I haven't seen FAR. Do you remember FARC dot com? I went through to the Irish. Barely, barely remember it. Yeah, that is going back decades.

The story that I have here came from the Irish Mirror. So I'm pretty sure most of the stories gave me. me malware this week. These websites are you finding out of the fuck you're finding these sites. But at least you don't have to pay for any of the article. Sometimes Vennie'll send you an article and I'm like, I got to pay for this shit. What the fuck?

I know. He does that to me too. So then I got to look it up somewhere else. Right. And then I'll be like, well, I couldn't read the article. And he's like, well, I found it in another spot. We can send me that one that. It's the worst.

All right. What are we doing? What are we talking about with the Irish mirror or whatever this is? Okay, Carl. Let me tell you a story about this family. who went out to a place called the wool pack for dinner in Manchester. Now, during their meal, their child had ordered macaroni and cheese. And they claimed that the child found a giant disgusting hair.

Oh, gross. And cheese. Gross, right? Yeah. So they, you know, took them, the child ate like most of it, by the way. They take the plate away. Because hair can be hiding in macaroni and cheese. You don't see it until you see it.

Sure. But I actually- Blonde hair. Right. but a dark hair I feel like shows up just like a shows up like immediately you have to see the dark hair on a plate of mac and cheese

right? Depends on how goofy it is you know if it's not real goopy yet you're probably going to see it but if it's a goofy enough that shit can hide. What if it's the same color as your mother's hair? Wow. And like that's a problem. Yeah you see

what happened was they brought this kid took it off the bill, brought this kid a fresh one and after they left they realized that these people stole like a plate and a fork and a jar or a kettle of a bottle of ketchup. They were like, these people are fucking weird. So they watched the CCTV.

And there's this woman pulling a fucking hair out of her head. Right. And here she is. God damn it. Staring it into the kids back of cheese bowl. Cameras ruined fucking everything. Don't they? It used to be like just at banks.

You know, if you went in there to rob it, they're going to know who you are. But now it's like, At restaurants, we're just trying to get a free mac and cheese and a ketchup. And to be fair, I feel like you should be humiliated for being this shitty. But it's also the cheapest thing you could possibly fucking order at a restaurant. Oh, they cheated me for a kid's mac and cheese.

I'm out 26 cents. Dude. And I know you're going to get to it, but this restaurant's a real tattletail. I hate this restaurant. They certainly are. And then here's her showing the people at the restaurants. look look at this this is disgusting

see it really happened so either way they left and they got away with it and I just feel like they needed to be shamed for that and I also want to warn everyone that if you are pulling shenanigans like this apparently they're putting cameras on people's tables

in restaurants now yeah that's annoying who's worst boys the person who puts something in their food or the Dyn and Dasher. They're scumbags too. Dine and Dasher's way worse. Way worse.

Actually, you know what? No. Great question. It's this person. The Dyn and Dasher is a coward that you don't have to deal with. You just go, they're fucking gone. This person's sitting there lying to your fucking face.

Well, it's a serious. It depends if you're the server or the cook. Because if you're the server, the Dyn and Dasher is a real prick. Okay. Sure. but I'm just saying for my own sanity, someone who's presenting something to me

as if I made a mistake and completely gaslighting me and lying to my face, that would make you more angry than the person who just ran away like a piece of shit. Piece of shit's going to be a piece of shit. A piece of shit's gone.

You really can't deal with them anymore, but the person who's there trying to fake you out, yeah, like now you can confront them. Right. Actually, now I'm going, hmm, now I'm going, the opportunity to confront them might be more cathartic.

right but these people left and they had to check the footage afterwards that's true and then they went and posted it on facebook and it's a long fucking post like jesus christ we get it you have a free mac and cheese you're taking off the bill and ketchup's missing whatever and it's a fucking pile on there's like 150 people all like yeah these people suck oh fuck these assholes like listen just because you didn't get free mac and cheese then you're bitter about it doesn't mean you have to pile on these poor people just i like you get away with something i do like like because we're not clever enough to figure it out. Everyone's not noticed that to fuck around of that restaurant though now, right? That's true. We got cameras on it. This might be a good thing that somebody tried it. They fucked around and the worst that happened

was a bottle of ketchup and a plate of mac and cheese gone. Where would you like to be seated? In the no cameras pointing at me section, do you have that somewhere? Extra ketchup, please. That's why it's always funny when you see these people are like, you can't record me, you can't record me? And it's like you're in a fucking restaurant.

How many cameras do you think they have up here? Right. You know, like you're in a McDonald's. Like there's a fucking camera for every angle, asshole. I assume there's cameras and everywhere in the McDonald's, including the bathrooms.

Sure. So I actually came with a brilliant idea the other day. I was sitting at a bar. Actually, I was sitting at La Casa. And I noticed that like the door dashers come in. And they just kind of like look at their phones and then like look at like the takeout food that's there on the counter and they just grab it and leave.

So I was asking the bartender like how easy would it be for me to just like come in here and steal food They prepare for the people just pretending I'm a door dasher or something like that and that's when she pointed out all the cameras they have in that place She's like well we have cameras all over and I pointed out what are you gonna do you're trying to figure out who the fuck I am She's like no it happens all the time. We never we never use the cameras for I'm like thank you. That's what I thought So if anyone wants free food just act like your door dasher Stumble into a Chipotle or something they have all the food right out there on the counter for you to grab help yourself. Yeah, yeah, you got to do that thing.

We're like looking at it. You're checking the receipt. You're checking your phone. Acting like you're. Yeah, and all I'm really doing is shopping for which bag I'm going to take. I'm just looking for the best food. Biggest bag. Yep.

I have a friend who's a door dasher and he says that he's treated like less than dirt by these restaurateurs. So it's like they probably just want you out of there. So if you just grab a bag or two and go, they're like good riddance. They hate you. Yeah. They hate your guts. Yeah.

The restaurant gets a smaller percentage on the meal than what they would charge for it. And these door dachers show up and they're impatient and they're like, is the food ready yet? I'm sorry, we have a restaurant full of people right now. The kitchen's a little backed up. That's a matter. People don't. These app assholes don't. Anyway, never pay for lunch again.

You're welcome. We have a consequence idea. Go into a Chipoli and take all the orders. Just grab them all. walk out. All right. I want to introduce you to Randall Vance, everybody.

He looks sorry. He sure does. A little sorry. Sorry looking motherfucker. He pleaded guilty in federal court to multiple drug charges, Carl, including conspiracy to employ minors to help cultivate, produce, and distribute

mushrooms. You see, he admitted in court to regularly dosing his two sons with the hallucinic mushrooms, well operating his illegal drug business in San Diego. Right, but in his defense, mushrooms should be legal, right? We could all agree on that.

Yeah. I wish my dad was this cool. Exactly, man. Like as opposed to the beatings, it would be like, here, take a mushroom. That'd be sweet. I don't know where you are anymore because your brain isn't developed, and you're

fucking pulled. What's his name from Pink Floyd who thought he was an orange? You end up like that by high school. See, what he was doing, though, I realized we're making jokes here, but what he was doing is microdosing his children, which I believe is actually really good for people's mental health. And these kids were straight-A students, his nine and 12 kids. Yes. And by the way, also the most popular kids in school because their dad would give them a pound of mushrooms to bring to school with them every day. He did.

That's the other thing. He would give the kids samples to take to school with them. That's fucking awesome. You know, like when I was in school, if a kid had cigarettes, that kid was cool. I'm like, cigarettes. It gives a shit about that. I got fucking mushrooms.

Like, oh, I want to hang out with that guy. Okay. Listen, Carl, when did you do Chad show on Thursday? Yeah. Here's a consequence idea. Ask him if he'll go for it. Be the director of Chad special. Okay.

I might do that because he asked Tuckie to do it. And then he got mad at two. for making fun of him with Patrick Melton at his members-only show last night. I think you do a great job. Chad doesn't want to use Tooky anymore. So I thought it might be funny to say that I also don't like Melton or Tuki anymore. And I kick them off this little piggy. And I want to produce his special.

Maybe I will do that. Okay. Cool. Good evil plan. Can we do it at the comedy club? You got camera set up here. We can do it. He's not allowed at this building, dude.

Oh, right. I forgot. He ain't come anywhere near this place. I forgot about that. How many Netflix cameras do you have been? Netflix. I'm not telling you. Fry's following everything. I love it.

Oh, yeah. That's great. Oh, God. That made me laugh. Thank you. Sad dose reviews. Okay. Speaking of dosing.

Yes. This kid's, he started dosing his two boys every day beginning in October of 2023. His plea every other day, I'm sorry. And by March, he had him doing it every day. Yeah. And he's measuring it out.

Point two. milligrams. Like he's he's very measured on this and calculated. And also the other thing that this guy did is he got his bitch in line. He's also dosing his wife because she has a mental illness. Go figure. What are the chances? Lyme disease and mental illness. Right. So he's like, you know what cures both of those things? Mushrooms. Eat bitch. Yeah. So he's got his kids are the most popular kids at school. There's straight A students. Everyone wants to hang out with him. His wife is in line. And he's sitting on. hundreds of pounds of mushrooms. This guy rules. And you know what? That's why the government is the creeps of the story. Correct. Gavin Newsom specifically could have signed a bill into law back in

2023 decriminalizing mushrooms. And Mr. Newsom decided, no, no, no, no, I don't do any of the cool stuff you want liberals to do. I just do all the horrible shit. Raise your taxes and fuck up and let the state burn down. But I don't do cool shit. legalized shrooms. Thanks, Gavin. Yeah, like, it was the one thing he could have done where he'd be like, maybe he's not all

bad. Right. I would have voted for president. You know, the weed legalization thing started in California. Start the mushrooms, baby. Let's do this. I think it started in Colorado and Washington State, right? Are I wrong? It was Colorado first. You're right. Okay, Colorado then. No fat chicken. Sorry. Do it, Carl. Do it. You're right. I got real specific with shit.

now. I didn't. I don't know why. I did that. All right. Let's head over to Milwaukee, shall we? To a very classy affair. A wedding that was held recently, Milwaukee reportedly descended into chaos and gunfire after a fight. Prosecutor, say, began because a groomsman started sloppily eating meatballs with his hands. Meatballs is the one of the purple dress. Get your hands on a meat.

I brought her. Police are now searching for 41-year-old Thomas Redrick Williams, who's accused of shooting and injury to people after the altercation at the reception. He's also wanted suspicion of reckless injury with the use of a dangerous weapon. Possession of a firearm by a felon and bail jump in. So this guy's a lot of fun to have at your wedding. It's one thing to like shove your hand into the meatballs and just start eating them. But when he grabbed his gun and put the.

barrel in and started pulling out meatballs to the barrel of the gun. That was when it was like, all right, you've got too far. You've got to go. Okay. The incident happened on June 20th at the ARIA Business Center of Milwaukee, where officers arrived to find a man and a woman with gunshot wounds. According to the complaint, the confrontation started in the kitchen with the bride's cousin allegedly spotted Williams helping themselves to meatballs with his hands and told him he

should use a plate in cutlery instead. Using your hands to eat meatballs is generally considered a criminal. offense, but what prosecutors alleged happened next certainly is. I like that line. Police say the exchange quickly escalated. The woman began telling the officers that Williams punched her in the face after she challenged him. And then her brother-in-law stepped in as the argument became physical. Prosecutors say Williams then pulled out the gun and opened fire. The woman was shot in the arm and the leg while the man was hit in the back of the neck. Both survived and are being taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

He shot a guy in the back of the neck, which tells you he was self-defense. Every time. So last night I was closing up the bar when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. Whatever did you do, Mo? Well, it could have been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp. Sorry, the longest drop ever, but I can't help myself. It's good every time.

The bride allegedly witnessed the shooting before following Williams outside as he tries to leave. She confronted him by his car, grabbed his keys, an attempt to stop him from driving away. He abandoned the car and fled the scene on foot instead. The cops searched the vehicle. Hold on. What a bridezilla this bitch is. Oh, I'm sorry, your day wasn't perfect. Oh, do people get shot at your wedding?

Get over it. All right. It's not going to be a perfect fucking day. Sometimes it rains. Oh, your bridesmaid's going to be lipping for the rest of her life. I was going to say, this is the balliest bride ever to, like see something like that and then follow him out to his car and be like,

what do you think you're doing? No shit. I mean, that's crazy. You can't shoot me. It's my wedding day. Oh, shit. Okay. You're right.

You're right. I thought only Arabs brought guns to weddings. I guess I'm wrong. They love shooting off guns at weddings. They do. And killing more. one of their friends or something accidentally. It happens all the time.

It's actually required at the weather. You got to bring an AR-15 with you. Good to know. He also had a 9mm in the car after the cop searched it. Now, here's a fun fact. The car belonged to his wife. His wife later told officers that the parrot attended the wedding together and that Williams dropped her at home before returning with her car.

Honey, I got to get a couple more of those meatballs. I just got that. Were those the best fucking meatballs you've ever had? They were, right? It must have been Swedish or something. Authority St. Williams was already out on bond in a separate case when the shooting happened. And a warrant has been issued for his arrest. And he has not been found yet.

So be free. Be free. All right, Carl. Let's talk about a story that happened in Spain. Okay. This is a wild one, and I don't know where I stand on this. So I kind of want your gentleman's opinion. Six individuals have been subjected a disabled man to torture.

They sewed his toes together and tattooed a penis on his face. So far I'm for it. So far these people sound hilarious. Well, didn't your parents pay a lot of money to have your toes sewed up? Yes. It also makes me feel like people who draw a cock on somebody's face with just a Sharpie are not committed. Right. Hey, idiot, they can wash that off. Yeah, exactly. What are you doing? Your works being undone. The horrifying incident occurred in the Spanish island of May Yorka.

The accused participated in a game called Change My Look or Ruin it. And he organized it himself on, I believe, Snapchat. The game involved the victim having to compete a series of challenges agreed upon by all participants. if you have failed to accomplish a challenge, he would be subjected to a prearranged punishment. According to the prosecution services, the man was incapable of giving consent due to a, quote, 38% disability.

Okay. So they can measure... That's not even half. They can measure retardation and percentages now? Vin, you've got to be 27%, right? Low 20s. Low 20s. Okay.

Low 20s. That's also got to be like 62% of, him should have known better than to get involved with that. Exactly. Right. He's not 100%. The woman reportedly involved in the disturbing game claimed she had no reason to believe he was suffering from learning disability.

They just thought he was a good time. Dude, I think this guy has a humiliation fetish like Aaron Imholt. I think he gets off on this. He might. Right? Because why else would you be like, let me try to do this thing. I can't possibly do it.

If I can't do it, then you got to tattoo a dick. my face. Why else did you say that? So I need to correct myself. It was a WhatsApp group that this guy set up himself. He gave instructions for everything. And this one woman says, in fact, when I was added to the group, I was one of the last or perhaps the very last to join. And there was already lots of people in there with him giving the instructions. We just followed what he said to do. We thought it was all legal. There was a contract in everything. So we weren't worried. He wanted certain things and paid for them. There was no problem because I didn't know he was a man with a learning

disability. Do they ever even physically see him or this is all just through an app? No, they did this shit to him. That's why they did tell to the dick out of space. That's right. Let me read the shit to you. He used to put the victim through a

seriously humiliating situation, prosecutor said. They inked a penis onto his face and they braw across his chest, pierced both of his ears and stitched his right toes together. together. The group also bound his wrist using cable ties, sealed his mouth shut with adhesive, and then they continued the tournament by dripping hot wax on his arms to strip away body hair, doused his bare body with icy water, and compelled him to participate. Hold on. Hold on.

One of those things does not belong in this list of torture. Oh, no, they poured cold water on him. Oh, burr. What the fuck? Why did that make the list? It'd probably feel nice after they ripped off all his body hair with all that wax. Right. You had your chest wax. That sucks, right? It sucks really bad. And also, should we add all of these things to the wheel of consequences? No. Okay. Just curious. You see one of us with a penis tattooed on their forehead. Well, this guy's committed to the creep off.

I mean, you're right, Carl, because years ago, like, remember every little girl was doing the ice bucket challenge or the airport challenge? Like, if they can't handle it, why can't this guy handle it without it being remarked upon? That's what I mean. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, and then they did the ice bucket challenge on him, Your Honor. That they made a parade through a supermarket while dressed in women's clothing. That one should go on the wheel. That one's funny.

Just drag trip to Wegmans? Yes. Oh, man, I'd have to call Aggie again. That'll be a whole thing. So this happened in March 2021. The intensified when the gang seized his wall and identification documents demanding he honored the financial agreement made to the competitions, beginning. The victim refused to pay out as he claims they crossed the

boundaries previously established. But the man ultimately fled Mallorca and let the authorities know that these people did all these things to me. Which is these people did all these things I told them to do to me, but they did do it right, so I don't want to pay them.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's cheating in this game going to the authorities. Yeah. The accused admitted their guilt yesterday at the trial in Palma, Provincial court and they all got about five weeks in prison for this. Oh, I didn't think they were doing any time in prison.

I thought it was just like probation. Okay. Six individuals received five month jail terms. Oh, wow. Which were suspended. I'm sorry, Carl. Okay, yeah, they didn't have to do it. Yeah, so good for them.

Because this guy who reneged on the whole thing and that's not right. Yeah, the judge is like, all right, guys, that's some of that shit's pretty funny. Do you have any photos of them walking through the grocery store. I want to see those. Your Honor, I actually, I have a bunch of them. Yes, I have video too if you'd like that.

It would please. Oh, you got a video. You know what? We're going to call this time served. You would please the court if we can watch that video. Thank you. You know, Vinnie, one thing we have not talked about today, and I know that we're all excited because birthday or birthday, America turned 250 years old this past Saturday.

We're looking really good for our age, huh? We are. We're looking great. All the foreigners are over here watching soccer and remarking, remarking that the food is abundant and ridiculous. They're enjoying that. It's funny to seeing all these Europeans drinking Mickelope Ultra in these arenas. It's probably the only fucking kind of beer they sell there. I'm sure they love that.

It's almost like America doesn't totally suck balls. It almost. And so we're celebrating that, but we're also celebrating Super Chat Monday, which we have not talked about yet. And it's a big deal around here. It certainly is, Carl. And far be it from me to keep us from the super chats.

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Thanks for the Fiverr. Nothing funny to say. I just want to say glad to see Brian's back on the show. Next stop, WATP for the Get Adams job contest. I love it. Let's do that. How you doing, Hellraiser? It's a legend that guy, Hellraiser 69.

He's the best. He's great. Carl's Frost and tips $1.99. Brian, time to dye the beard. Carpet match the trapes. What makes you think I don't match already? I'm an old man. Well, that beard is definitely proven your case. Daniel Adams again, thanks for the Fiverr, I'm drunk by myself at 123 p.m. and I'm dying, laughing, listening to you sickos. P.S. Carl makes good points about the creeps. He certainly does. Hey, congratulations on being drunk at one of the afternoon.

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baby. Daniel Adams again, thanks for the two bucks. I'm not eating meatballs. It's meatballs until they catch that guy. Yep. Solidarity with a wedding party. I think that's great. FD. 5191. Thanks for the 499. Mama Mia, some spicy meatballs. P.S. Brian, Dark Night Returns is just a Judge Dread story in a bat suit. Discuss. I've never read a Judge Dredg comics. I don't know. We're seeing the movie. Dark Night Returns. Is that the third one in that trilogy? Well, that's the one that brought Batman into like, it's more like modern look with like, he's like he's dark, like dark, you know, he's dark and he's brooding and all that other shit.

He's not, you know, 60s, 66 Batman. Right. Was that the front, did Frank Miller do that one? Who did that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I remember some things. Richard Lucas 92. 72. Thanks for the 499. Danny always speaks to me and my nether regions. Fuck yeah. And he's a big asset. She is.

And you can check her out on our Patreon in her cow bikini. Which I did. I'm a Patreon member, so I got to check it out. Very good, Brian. Thank you. All right. Carl, I got to know your thoughts on this next story. This is Marshall Schaeffer.

He's 44 years old, and he looks like a King of the Hill character. He is a social studies teacher at Highland Middle School. in Libertyville, Illinois. And he has been charged facing child pornography charges after allegedly using AI to alter images of local students and create explicit images.

Yeah, yeah, I was using AI. That's why I have all these students naked up my phone. So he got... Oh, go ahead, Brian, sorry. Oh, no, I was going to say, my kid went to the prom, and I tried to get her to,

I tried for AI to give her, like, a carry look with blood all over and stuff. They wouldn't do it. Somehow, this guy, guy is able to do this. Yeah, right. Like, is Grock doing this? Which AI platform is taking children's clothes off with?

So this is not actually asking that question, by the way. I don't care. I mean, if you know, you could tell me, I'm just saying. He got busted because he was apparently taking photos and videos of students just in the hallways and like sit at their desk. He's just like, ah, a little to the left, like just collecting the assets he needs. Well, also, he was like. He was showing off to Johnny how big Grock made his dick look.

He's like, can you believe this? Croc thinks you're hog. He's like, what the fuck? Libertyville detectives were able to obtain Schaeffer's phone where they said they found the images. He's currently in custody and is scheduled to appear in court for detention hearings on Sunday. So here's my question, Carl. What percentage of school teachers are sexually attracted to children?

Is that your question? Yes, but no, but answer it. Brian, what do you think the percentage of, let's say middle school teachers are attracted to children sexually? I mean, if recent news is to indicate anything, I would say it's upwards of like 25 to 30 percent, Carl. I agree, because why else would you get a job like that around children? They're the worst. They're terrible. Unless you're trying to fuck them.

Why would you do that? Yeah. I think that, you know what, I was just about to say, I think female teachers are a little different, but actually they're not. They're even worse than guys. It's the women, too. Yep. We have a, listen, here's another fun fact about this show.

We have enough material in a database right now to do 10 more episodes of Hot for Teacher. And you know what's crazy about that? Is that what percentage of these women who are fucking the students get away with that? Probably a large percentage because guys are just like, cool with it. And don't go bragging to their parents

like some of these idiots do. Yeah, they see what these other guys are doing and they're like, fuck it, man. want to keep this gravy train going. Exactly. But you know, they're ruining it because social, this is the era of social media, dude. These guys can't help but tell their friends and share shit and shoot around. It's easier than ever.

You don't have to wait to see your friend on the playground to tell them what happened. They shoot text messages and it creates trails and the shit gets busted. Yeah, but you snapchat. That shit goes away and no one will ever find it. They can't retrieve it. You'll be fine. That's right. Uncle Carl says,

use Snapchat everybody. We use Snapchat now, Billy. The other thing with the women and the guys is like the women are always so good looking whereas the guys like, like you say, it looks like a King of the Hill character or they're like these fugly dudes whereas like the women are almost universally like hot and you can't get your head around like, like as a guy you're like, I would have done her.

Like why is she fucking a 13 year old? Yeah. You know, to be fair. My penis barely works too. How about you hook up with me? when we're analyzing these stories right we always joke the the trope now is all the teachers are insanely hot these these hot teachers are fucking the kids like brian saying and that all these guys are creepy perverts but the statistics bear it out when you look at the photos the only people who are actually getting laid are the women all of the male teachers are all fucking trying to do something and getting lost immediately so it's a very interesting disparity i don't think there's any male teachers out there actually getting laid from their students because I know the girls wouldn't keep their mouth shut.

I don't feel, turn. Whatever that means. So how do we feel about making AI porn of his students? What kind of crime is that? Obviously, a crime should be, right? Is it? I mean, I guess, yes, yes. It's a horrible, horrific crime, yes.

I don't know. You want to get clipped. Exactly. All right, that. Good. choice, Carl. Let me introduce you to this lovely couple. This is, they're from

Tibado, Louisiana. And that's Philip Babin and his 24-year-old girlfriend, Haley. Speaking of AI, what thing made her nose? That is, I think it's all fucked up. I think his fist made that,

if I had to guess. So, it looks like it's three o'clock on her face. It's three, a coughs out there. Maybe these nose rings will distract from the crookedness. The name of this episode.

Okay, okay. So apparently this guy punched her kid in the face with a, or hit her in the face with a curtain rod. Okay. Caused a bunch of injuries, right? So the kid goes to school,

and they're like, why has your face have a big, giant bruise? Like a club hit you. He's like, oh, well, my mom's boyfriend Phil beat me up. So a detectives obtained a warrant for Bavin's arrest on a charge of second degree cruelty to a juvenile. He gets arrested. As the investigation continues,

detectives obtained a search warrant for the couple's residence. During the search, they recovered several digital devices belonging to both of them. That contained them having three ways with a dog. See, if Haley's daughter wasn't being such a little bitch, they would have gotten away with it. This is all her fault. The dog wasn't talking.

The dog wasn't saying shit. The dog was into it. Detectives then obtained arrest warrants for both. And on June 17th, they were arrested and booked into their parish correctional complex in Tibado. Babin was charged with 36 counts of sexual abuse of an animal in addition to the initial charge of second-degree cruelty to a juvenile. Meyer was charged with 47 counts of sexual abuse of an animal and obstruction of justice. Her bail is said it 500,000. You were fucking Fido without me?

What the fuck? That was our thing. He beat up a kid and his bail is only 360,000. She fucked a dog and hers is 520,000. So here's my take on this. Because you read that 36 counts, 47 counts. Once you get to a dozen, can you just stop counting? Can we just be like, all right, they fucked the dog a lot.

Let's just throw them in prison forever. Like, well, why are we still tailing? this up to 47. I feel like we're slut shaming the dog at that point, Carl. Right, yes. I'm with you on this one. What about all the times they didn't film it? Do you ever think about that?

There was the ones. The other thing about these stories is like, like, you look at this lady and you're right, like her nose is jacked, her right eye is a little bit sleepy, but she's probably like a Tibido five. Sure. So why, why do these women bang dogs, too? like as I'm looking at this article I can see like related articles and I'm like Jesus Christ it's an epidemic Brian women love dogs they do that they fucking love dogs

yeah I'm looking at this beast jelly with a great dain another lady caught with her dog and these are not like women that you're like oh gross they're like normal looking ladies I know she had to go for the great dan she couldn't just go for a chihuahua she had to she's a size queen yeah please let us know what is the best breed of dog to make love to. Just send us an email. Let us know what you think. Appreciate that. All right. Let's do a creep update, Carl. We talked about this gentleman a while ago. This is Elizard Maneos. We talked about him back in 2021, 2021, 22. And he is finally going to jail on a 92-year prison term, which is good. Because he drowned his three-year-old, her three-month

month old baby in a bucket of laundry detergent in order to teach his wife a lesson. And did she learn that lesson? You got to clean the baby. I bet she did learn a lesson after that. Well, by the way, the cleanest crime scene anyone's ever seen. It wasn't, though, because he took the baby, puts it inside of this detergent bucket. It's like an orange bucket. Sticks the baby in face first, puts the lid on it, then grabs.

a tire iron and beats the shit out of the baby's mom in the in the living room yeah so the baby may have been clean but the rest of the house was a disaster car and what did this bitch do to deserve all of this does it say i think she was disrespectful i believe his entire defense was she was being disrespectful and needed to be taught a lesson yeah uh ladies stop disrespecting your man don't know i don't know i don't know how else to say it you got to learn your lesson at some point this guy looks like the type that might dig into the meatballs using his bare hands. Is that our new code now on here? I think so, yeah.

No longer basketball playing Americans. Meatball leaders. This meatball eat, son of a. No, this guy is in particular as an asshole. His wife who ended up with a fractured skull informed police that her husband of nearly three years had attacked her with the tire iron and left with the three month old. So when the cops showed up, they didn't know that the three-year-old. old was in the bucket next to the garbage can in the kitchen.

And officers arrived at the property, found blood splatter along the wall with additional evidence of the assault taking place, but they were unable to find little Jacob. And eventually he confessed during questioning. Did you check the bucket in the kitchen? And they were like, yeah, he confessed immediately. They brought him in and just like, yeah, I fucking smack that bitch around. I drowned my kid, too. that I mentioned she was disrespectful.

Right. There's a reason for all of this. You know, thank God for this chicken boy. Clean babies go straight to heaven. That's important to remember. That baby was going to go to a farm upstate. Hey, Carl, the World Cup is happening. Germany's out.

Who are you rooting for now? Norway. I'm loving the Norwegians. The fans are fun. they all pretend they're Vikings and stuff. That's cool. And big win over Brazil. You know what, man?

I might be with you because I'm a little annoyed at the U.S. today. Well, I'm rid for the U.S. too, I suppose. But, you know, after tonight. Right. Let's see what happens. Why are you mad with the U.S. about? This whole red card thing is bullshit. And it just makes it just sucks that they, you know about this, right?

Of course I know about this. Yeah. Why are you mad about it? It's great. We get our star players playing at the game today. Isn't that better for everyone? Yeah, it just makes everything. jaded. Oh, it was a bullshit

red card. Whatever. I don't want to get it to it. I know it was a bullshit. Okay. I'm just trying to talk about this all day, but we can't. We can't get inside trizing on this. Are we able to get enough of soccer talk? All right, fine. Here's why we're talking soccer. This guy. This is Mr. Campos Hurtado. Camillo is his first name.

He's going to serve three decades in prison after pleading guilty to child exploitation, Carl. You see, he was a soccer coach and the coach would have the kids over a lot and hang out with the kids and he would basically roofy them and then film himself assaying them. You know, if I'm going to get assayed by a creepy man like this, I do want to get drugged first. I think that's actually kind of nice of him to do that. Who wants to party like that straight? Right. Exactly. He left his cell phone in a local business, Carl. No passcode on the thing. Just somebody found the cell phone. Just somebody found the cell

and they picked it up and they go, huh, I wonder whose phone this is. Maybe I should look at the photo so I could see if we could see who it is. And oh, is this a child being drugged and flip-flops? Dude, who finds a phone and starts going through the videos that are on there? That's kind of creepy. Everybody finds a phone. No, I wouldn't do that. That's creepy.

I've never found a phone. I've never found a phone. But if I did, the first place I would go would be to the videos. Let's see what these guys are up to. See if I need to turn them in, these creeps. I was at some conference back when I was a business jerk. And there was a speaker. And the speaker said, okay, everybody take your phone out, open up your photos app.

Now hand it to the person next to you. And people were actually doing that. And he's like, I'm kidding. Don't actually do that. Just show how fucking naive people are. How easy it is to power of suggestion. I was like, wow, people are retarded. Oh, sweet innocent souls.

He's being charged with four counts of sexual exploitation. of a minor, one counter-receiving child sexual abuse material, one count of using and possessing fraudulent immigration documents. You see, he was here illegally and had fake ID on top of all of it, Carl. But I bet that soccer team was fucking good. They were the best. I bet they were really good. The good thing is he always had the sleepovers the night after the game because you

don't want your kids running around with sore little beeholes. That's true. That's bad. You don't want that happening. They get too loose and things would start running out of them as they're, playing the game, that's a problem. They need a drawstring on their butt. Yes.

Wipe that off your umbrels. Get back in the game. Fun fact. The team name was the Browns. So he was unlawfully present in the United States. He's going to spend 30 years in an American prison and then be shipped back to Mexico, apparently. They're going to deport him?

That's wrong. This is America. Get ice out of here. What's wrong with them? We want to. here. He's great. Fucking idiots. So here's a fun fact.

As they were confiscating all of his electronic devices, it turns out he's been producing CP material since January of 2013. So it's a good thing they caught him 13 years later. Good stuff, America.

Not great. Not great. That's a long stretch to not get busted, though. It is. That is impressive. It must embolden you to the point where you're like, I can just do this shit. No he's going to ever catch me until they're like, fuck, where did I put my phone? Right. And the kids are probably like, I don't mind going over to Coach's house. You always get really fucked up.

I don't know what happens after that, but it's pretty fun for a minute. You know what? It is Super Chat Monday, and Eb and I came in with 10 pounds. Hey, thank you, sir. Cops said, dog-loving couple had footage of them watching and enjoying the

masters of the universe movie. Their lawyer said the clients would rather they not divulge that detail to how embarrassing Carl's Frost the tips two meatballs stole my truck fuck they'll do that

watch out guess what time it is Carl it's never a cop cam I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me Carl's Cockcamp

lose all your rights Ruined your life. Trent McIntyre set this one in. And what we're going to see here is a female driver. And you guys know what that means. Carnage. Clip number one. Okay.

Here we go. Nope. Hey. Hey. Hi. Go ahead and pay GMS. I'll be if she's enter, but we'll need an evaluation.

I'm sorry. Sarah, right? Sarah? I have her. You, sounds like you might have crashed into a couple of things. You're kind of just in somebody's yard right now. Yeah.

Things get it obvious. Is that Ashley Cummings? I can't tell. I'm pretty sure it is, yes. Okay. It's not Whitney. Well, the officer wants to know where she's coming from. And you'll be surprised to know that she's coming off her shifted work in my clip number two.

Ah, it must have been a hard day at the hospital. hospital. Where were you coming from? No, we're coming from work? Where do you work at? Splash. Splash? Yeah.

What's splash? I'm not familiar with that. Okay. Where is Splash at? 35. Like splash zone? No, like splash. Okay.

So, I don't know what splash is, but I'm going to to fill out an application as soon as we get done with this show. That looks like a fun job. Is it like a strip club? I sure hold it. It would be a weird day for a strip club. You show up like you're going to a Gallagher show.

Every time they pull off a layer of splash. Carl. Yeah. The way she said it, though, she's like, splash. I don't know what that is. She's like, okay. Makes it sound like it.

probably something that's like a little more adult oriented as well it could be um you know obviously like to ask the question how much we had to drink tonight i like her answer on this one yeah so i don't know if one of the poles landed on the roof i think she has no one on top wait what is this clip how much have you had to drink tonight oh there oh it is on this one i'm sorry i thought i was in the wrong clip back it up a little bit yeah there was no audio oh i can hear it flat tires, sun her out. Yeah, so I don't know if one of the poles landed on the roof. I think she hit the pole and I landed on top because her windshields cracked.

Sarah, how much have you had to drink tonight? A lot. Okay. Sounds right. One second. Yeah, you're not hearing the audio on your end? I didn't catch the audio. I was just reading the, I was reading along.

Weird. Well, it's working for us. Yeah. Here we get. All right, clip, clip four. Let's find out what she was drinking. since there was a lot of whatever it was. What have you been drinking?

Everything. Everything, okay. Well, I have an ambulance coming to check you out, okay? Okay. All right? But I'm still alive. You're still what? I'm still your boss.

You're definitely not my boss. I bet you're where I am. So here's what's going to happen, okay? Oh, what's it going to happen? Ambulance is going to come check you out, okay? Okay. And then we're going to... And I'm still alive.

We're going to deal with the situation, okay? Because you struck some polls downtown. It's super fucking good. Okay. All right. I could see you're taking this situation very seriously. Okay. Super.

She is a treat. I like her. I like her a lot. Dude, I would definitely D.D. for this woman. She wants to go out sometime. She was like a lot of... I'm not going to let her D.D. for me. No, no, I've been taking the keys away, but she was, like, a lot of fun before she starts running into lamps and poles and shit driving down the sidewalk.

You got to wonder, like, when she left, wherever she left from, was there not one person who could have been like, uh, I don't know. I don't know if this should be behind the wheel. Kind of like Keanu and stuttering John. I was just going to say, where was Keanu there to take the keys away? Exactly. That's not my responsibility. Oh, God. Yeah, so apparently this woman does not get in trouble because she's white, according to her.

My next clip. You don't understand that at all. You drove up on a sidewalk and you hit some light poles down. You understand that there have been people there? For me, right now. I'm not going to pray. Okay. Are you on parole probation or anything?

No. Okay. Do you have any open cases? Nope. Okay. I don't avoid being no Have you ever been arrested for drunk driving before? Yes. Okay.

What was that at? Wisconsin and Minnesota. Okay. To fuck with me. I like that. You have parole? I think, no, but wait, bitch. Of course not.

You ever been arrested for driving drunk? Oh, yeah, yeah. For sure. So first time that she actually was coherent. She's like, yeah, yeah, I got arrested in Minnesota, Wisconsin. What else do you want to know? I'm on my way to Illinois. Yes. So she knocked down a pole. She shattered a street lamp. And the worst part is this yard that she's in, she took out like a cable box that was running fiber to the entire neighborhood. So like all these people lost their fucking internet.

Death penalty. That's a good chipper. Not cool. Ambulance comes to to check her out. My next clip. Wow. Can't even tell me her address, her name. She's just, you know, we're like calling me names. She doesn't like the EMT. So they want to know if she needs a doctor, and she's very confused by this in my next clip. Would you like us to take you to the hospital?

Do you feel like you need to get checked out by a doctor? Do you feel I need to be checked out by a doctor? That's up to you? Say yes or no? No. All right. He's the ambulance guy. Well, he's leaving now.

Even the cops sounds like he's had a few. The ambulance guy. It is a commonality with these cam videos, these cop cam videos. They'll get a med on for one specific person, whether it's a cop or an EMT or a bystander. It's like they'll just focus and hone in on them and be like, I can't, I hate them, get them the fuck away from me. Yes.

Brian, you're so right because in this video, we're going to see the ambulance leaves, and then she decides that she hates one of the cops that's there. She's like trying to get the other cop on her side. Like, this guy's a real prick. I said, what the fuck? What's his deal? The other thing that this woman, I find quite endearing is how much she enjoys using the N-word in my clip number eight. Oh, no.

I'm going back to work and I'm heading back to work. Okay. You're going to work right now? Yeah. So you told the other officer you had some alcohol to drink tonight. Do you have a problem with that? So we both went to school together. So we're not in the school together.

So how much alcohol did you have to drink tonight? They're my employees. She employs a lot of black people, wherever she works. And it should be cool because she went to school with him, I guess. She's saying. She's all over the fucking place. It's pretty awesome. Now, the thing that I hate about these videos is when the police act like they're going to go through a field sobriety test.

It's like, what are we doing? You think all of a sudden she's going to be able to stand on one foot? Why? What does you think that? So she's a little bit more confusing than a normal woman would be in my clip number nine. So I want to do a couple tests here. Are you willing to do those tests for me? No.

Can I explain the test? No. Are you refusing to do standardized field sobriety tests? Absolutely not. You're not refusing. No. So then are you willing to do the test? Do you want to be an absolute surprise to my test?

It don't make sense. It don't make sense to me either. Are you willing to do the test for me if I give you the instructions? No. So are you refusing to do the test? No. So in total? Stop.

I advise. easy you just stop. Your answers are contradicting. Your answers are contradicting too. I've definitely had arguments like this was sober women. It's not great. I'm sorry, what are you talking about again? So clip number 10, I think she's spot on with this analysis. I respect you, love you. Sarah, do you have resting nist agnes in your eyes at all? You do. I do. What does that I'm psychotic. I'm, I'm neurotic. Go ahead and arrest me right now.

Am I not psychotic? I would say you're psychotic. That sounds about right. I mean, annoying. I mean, psychotic might be a stretch. You haven't tried to gnaw anybody's arms off or do anything really crazy. That's true.

So for some reason, they actually try to go through with these stupid field sobriety tests. And it goes about as well as your steak. them. A clip 11 it goes about as well as you think it would. When I tell you

to I want you to lift with either foot you'd like off the ground. Count out loud in the 1000 manner. 1,0002. 1,0003, 1004. Whoops. Hello. I'm not going to do that because you're going to hold you down. Okay, sir, I'm going to have you take a PBT next, okay?

Have you done this before? With Smith, I'll take it. Okay. Take a long, steady breath. Okay. All right. You heard it. say right there.

Wait, I take it on with Smith over here. She keeps calling this one cop Smith, which is not his name. But she acts like she knows him. And it's possible that she does know him. Check out clip number 12. This is a weird twist. Do you have any vehicle insurance? Yeah.

Do you have a card? Smith. Seriously. Do you listen to things? Sarah, do you have a card? Smith. My name is not Smith. Yeah.

It pretty much is. Do you see that? What does that say? Walker. Yes, that's my name. And we've known each other for 12 years. I've known you for quite a while, yes. It's a little bitch.

I don't like that, dude. Okay. It's a white little thing. I try to prove something. Go ahead have a seat, okay? Hey. Sam, have a seat. Am I going to trust you?

I don't like that, dude. You can trust both of us. All right, we get it. You don't like the little white dude over there. All right. Fair enough. But is that wild? Also, she's like, how long do we know,

They're 12 years like, yes, we've known each other for a long time. Maybe they did go to school together. Yeah. She should know his name at least. Well, right. It's not helpful. So they talked to the homeowner who actually did capture the whole thing on the ring cam. So that's fun.

That's always a good thing. We'll wrap it up with what she does at the hospital when they take her to the hospital after this. You're right. Sarah, that's enough. This is off of your shit. Police reports indicate while at the hospital, Sarah kicked an officer in his groin and upper left leg. Sarah's PBT resulted in a .219 blood alcohol concentration over twice the legal limit. The cost of the light pole and light Sarah damaged was valued at $4,200.

In addition, replacing a cable utility box can cost up to $2,500, bringing Sarah's total damages up to an estimated $6,700. According to court records, she was charged with felony battery to a law enforcement officer, resisting obstructing, and her third OWI, which all had repeat offender modifiers. And she was also charged with operating a vehicle with a prohibited alcohol concentration. The battery charge was deferred and she pleaded no contest to the OWI charge, while the two remaining charges were dismissed as part of a plea agreement. So she has to breathe into a tube before she can start her car from now on. Interesting.

And that's her third. That would be her third charge, she said, right? Yes. But in that state, you see, the thing is, if you have to be advised, the key is to have of a different state. That's true. Yeah, so apparently she didn't lose her license. She's still able to drive just as long as she's below a 0.02. I'm sure her employees are thrilled.

She'll be on her way to work. I'm sure they are. They're probably all eating meatballs and celebration. I think after your third charge, you should, like a scarlet letter, you should get a penis tattooed on your face. So everybody knows, you're the one who drives drunk. They should sew your foot to your head. It's what they should be, Brian.

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Splash is Golden Showers Paradise. interesting all right maybe i will check it out thanks richard lucas uh daniel adams again 387 1 for the 10 bucks police procedure is so fucking stupid and cops are low IQ these are probably true things just not our things they can be true at once not our buddy johnny of course just all the other ones he's retired um so whoever's left could very well be dumb as shit true now that point is correct police procedure is pretty dumb but it's all because of them trying to have an airtight case when it gets to actual court. So with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, the trek off tomorrow night at 7 o'clock

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It's nice to be important. it's more important to be nice. Good year. Well, God. And that's how that. Hey, bro.